In 2013, Orwellian West says: 1000 = 75 Millions !

May 7, 2013

“In 2009, the UK and the US said: 1million = 24millions! And now in 2013, they say: 1000 = 75 Millions! Is it the true meaning of American Progress ?!”, the witty Iranians say. In this year, the West and the Western media remind many of “Ministry of Truth”. As the wise Iranians say: “Now, the West tells ‘Dorugh-e Shakh-dar’ (Lies that have horn!), aka Orwellian lies. Now, it’s the West that censors the news, falsifies the facts, tells big lies, and praises Bullying, Barbarism, Fascism, etc. It’s the West that openly helps all anti-democracy forces, from Marxist-Islamist terrorists to Pahlavists. Now, we all can see that Western Democracy is an Orwellian democracy, and Western Freedom is an Orwellian freedom. The story of Iran, Greece, Spain, EU, UK, USA, Canada, Egypt, Syria, etc show that Freedom and Democracy in the West is an illusion. But we, Iranians, want/ seek real freedom and democracy. And now we all know that the West is mainly and directly responsible for the tragedy of Freedom and Democracy and our pain and suffering in Iran and the whole world“. If you want to know why Iranians say such things, you should simply open your eyes! As the wise Iranians say: “If you want to know why the West is the Enemy of Truth, Freedom, Democracy, and Humanity, what the West does/ says about the notorious anti-democracy groups is enough for you”. In 2013, the West’s big lies are laughable and informative. So, in these Orwellian days that the internet speed and the internet filtering in Iran is horrible (and it’s a direct result of the collaboration between the West and the Mullahs), let’s take a look at some notorious groups and how the West tells Orwellian jokes like 1000 = 75,000,000:

Monarchists (Pahlavists): We have already written about Monarchists (Pahlavists). They are a small anti-democracy group that more than 99% of Iranians know them & hate them. Recently, as some wise Iranians say: “Pahlavists and Reza Papeh (Pahlavi) have officially declared: ‘Reza Pahlavi won our election by [only] 610 votes [!!]. So, he is the elected leader of the Iranian National Council [!!]‘ (March 2013). But as Iranians say: ‘Who cares about the old farts, known as Monarchists (Pahlavists). They make a fool of themselves. But who cares? They are bad jokes’. But when Iranians don’t give a shit about the old farts (Pahlavists) or laugh at them, the Orwellian West and their media tell big Orwellian lies. For instance, AP had an Orwellian report and said: ‘The son of Iran’s toppled shah becomes the spokesman for a nascent movement [!] The Iranian National Council [!!], brings together tens of thousands [!!] of pro-democracy [!!!] people from both inside [!!!] and outside Iran [!!]’ (AP, 2 May 2013) Can you believe it?! When even Pahlavists confess that Reza Pahlavi has only 610 fans/ supporters, AP and American media act like ‘Ministry of Truth’. In 2009, Iranians joked: ‘What does VOA stand for? Voice Of Assholes’. And now, Iranian joke: ‘What does AP stand for? Asshole Press or Associated Pigs (Pofyooz)‘. The Orwellian AP tells big lies about a self-appointed National Council, while Reza Papeh and his aide Abbas FakhrAvar -a notorious spy that lives in USA and works for the Mullahs, the VOA and the CIA- just reveal the secrets of the Orwellian US. Little turds like A. FakhrAvar can show you how Monarchists (Pahlavists) work for Mullahs and CIA. But the West’s IQ is less than zero and their self-evident lies like 610 = 75millions, prove many things. Some say: ‘It’s a shame that AP articles about Iran usually contain big Orwellian lies’. But a joke like 610 = 75,000,000 is not a shame. It’s […]”. We should write more about the Orwellian AP and the Orwellian US.

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Islamist-Marxist Terrorists (Rajavists): We have already written about the notorious MEK that is a small, terrorist group. This group has about 5000 members and 6000 names like MEK/ MKO/ PMOI/ NCR/ NRC, etc! The Rajavi cult is a notorious anti-democracy group. They refer to themselves as Mujahed (Jihadi) or Marxist Jihadi, but the US and the CIA openly and shamelessly delist and support the Marxist Jihadis! As some wise Iranians say: “It’s interesting to know that each day the US media use one name as the name of the terrorist MEK! They try to cover up this notorious group and fool non-Iranians, and that’s why the Rajavi cult has 5000 members, but [6000 names]! About 3000 thousands of them live in Iraq (Ashraf Camp & Liberty Camp); the rest live in Europe and America. They have no access to newspapers, radio, television, or internet. No one can criticize Rajavi and no one can leave the Rajavi cult. Their cult is like a one-way street; you can enter, but you cannot exit! [We have already written about ‘The Secrets of Camp Ashraf’ (check Archive)]. But the US and the UK openly and shamelessly support such Islamic-Marxist-Terrorist cult, while 99.99% of Iranians hate them. In this year (2013), the Brits and the British Parliamentary Committee for Iran Freedom [!!] declares: ‘In Iran, the main democratic opposition group is the MEK (PMOI) [!!] Let’s once and for all turn to the Iranian people and welcome the MEK as the true representation of Iran [!]’ Can you believe it ?! The Orwellian-Barbarian Britain openly supports Mullahs, Marxist Jihadis, Pahlavists, and all anti-democracy groups. The British barbarians and the American neo-barbarians in US Congress openly and shamelessly support the Marxist-Islamist Terrorists (MKO) and even allow them to open Office in Washington, near White House! More than 99.99% of Iranians hate the MEK, but the UK and USA love and praise the terrorist, Islamist, Marxist MEK! Now the American barbarians in US Congress, including Dana Rohrabacher, say: ‘The MEK was placed on the US foreign terrorist organizations. But it was a mistake. The MEK is a secular and democratic group! Iranians love the MEK!’. American Barbarians and British Barbarians are really the same shit”.

Balatarin.com, RoozOnline.com, etc: We have already written about the so-called Iranian journalists/ activists in exile and their betrayals. As some wise Iranians say: “The 2009 coup and the 2009-2013 period showed that the so-called Iranian activists/ journalists in exile work for the CIA, the MI6, and/or the Mullahs. Now, Iranians and anyone with eyes open know that all anti-Iran media in exile! -from Balatarin, RoozOnline, Gooya, and Radio Zamaneh to Kaleme, Jaras and GreenVoice, have only about 1000 users/ managers, who are pigs and spies in exile. In this year (2013), all users/ members of a bankrupt cesspool like Balatarin or RoozOnline are about 100 whores that are paid to betray the truth. In this year, no one cares about Balatarin and its founder, Mehdi YahyaNejad -who is a Basiji faggot that works for the CIA- except the Orwellian West! The Western media still refer to Balatarin as ‘the popular Iranian website’ ! (BBC, April 2013). They still tells big lies about Balatarin and pretend that 100 = 75 millions!, and that’s why [we still write about this bankrupt cesspool]. In this year, most Iranians know pigs like RoozOnline’s founder, Masoud Behnoud, who is a notorious agent that has licked the ass of Big Brother (MI6, Savak, Mullahs, etc) for 40 years. Behnoud and his friends manage, control, and/or write for RoozOnline, Balatarin, BBC Persian, GreenVoice, ManotoTV, etc. They are about 100 faggots and spies that UK, CIA, and Mullahs pay them to misinform/ mislead Iranians and non-Iranians by telling big lies. In 2009, they destroyed the Green movement, because many Iranians didn’t know these pigs. But now, most Iranians know them and hate them. Now RoozOnline has started to publish big Orwellian lies in English! Their Orwellian crap like ‘Are Iranians Outside Connected to the Voices Inside the Country?’! (April 2013), written by an Islamist faggot, Taghi Rahmani, is funny. As Islamist whores and Behnoud’s protégés, Taghi Rahmani and his wife tell laughable lies like this: ‘Iranians still love the Mullah regime[!] Iranians still care about the election shows[!] During the 2009 protests, Iranians just wanted to help our beloved Islamic regime and our leader, Khamenei [!!] Foreign-based Iranian opposition [!] transformed the core demands of the people [!!] to forms of regime change‘ It’s exactly what they say. But such Orwellian bullshit appears on the first page of search results, if you google for ‘Real Voices of Iranians inside Iran’ !! Big Brother still loves the so-called journalists/ activists in exile, who are actively involved in telling big lies and helping CIA, UK and Mullahs. But while the number of these bastards is near 1000, the Orwellian West says: 1000 = 75 millions! In 2009, most of these 1000 pigs were worried about their beloved Mullah regime; but in 2012, they openly helped the anti-Iran sanctions and the Jewish Barbarians. They shamelessly helped the West’s anti-Iran Racism and the anti-Iran propaganda. They still have an active role in the West’s psywar, aiding the Enemy (West&Mullahs), torturing Iranians, and destroying Iran. These bastards, aka [the Mullah’s men] have a clear mission: Aiding the Mullahs and the West in Destroying Iran and Keeping Iran weak and under tyranny. They love Mullah Epic!, and defend the Mullah regime. And the West says: 1000 = 75,000,000!” God Bless Goebbels !

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The Big Brother’s media (aka the CIA Media, the MI6 Media, etc): Unfortunately USA is turning into USSA. As some wise Iranians say: “Many Western media censor, boycott, and falsify the voices of the ordinary people. They are the Big Brother’s media. They are known as the CIA media, the MI6 media, etc. But the real tragedy is that many American media and Lefty media are among the Big Brother’s media”. They also add: “The 2009-2013 period is full of tragedies. But it’s good that the West reveals its true colors. It’s a godsend for Iranians and all good guys. It’s good that the Orwellian media like the Guardian (GU), BBC, AP, NYtimes, Washington Post (WP), Huffington Post, Radio Liberty (RL/RFL), Enduring America (EA), Tehran Bureau (TB), etc prove that: ‘In the West, Freedom means licking ass, censoring news, and telling big lies; and Democracy means bribery (lobbying), corruption, and brainwashing’. It’s good that the notorious CIA/ MI6 agents and/or Orwellian journalists like Scott Locus (EA), Gareth Smyth (TB/ GU), Jason Rezaian (TB/ GU/ WP/ etc), Golnaz Esfandiari (RL), Kamali Dehghan (GU), Leveretts, etc reveal the true face of the West. In their media, a rug man (Farsh Forush) like Jason Rezaian becomes journalist/ analyst !, and they publish his bullshit/ big lies in their mass media. A rug man (Farsh Forush) can easily sells his pen like his rugs, and that’s why the CIA pretends that businessmen are journalists or intellects !“. It’s a good point. When a rug man becomes journalist/ analyst!, tells big lies (like ‘Iranians love AN, Obama and US sanctions!’) and they publish his Orwellian lies in the Western mass media -from the Washington Post to the Guardian- it’s obvious why Iranians say: ‘Bayad Fatehe Qarb ro Khund’ (the End of the West is near). As some wise Iranians say: “In today’s West, telling big lies and praising the Big Brother’s agents is in fashion! For instance, in Radio Liberty’s ‘Iran’s Presidential Election Poses Dilemma For Voters’ (3 May, 2013), they praise Taghi Rahmani! In RL’s Orwellian report, Rahmani repeats Behnoud’s big lies, and says: ‘Historically, 40 to 50% of Iranians take part in any [election shows !!] 40 to 50% will vote [!!!], the regime will only add to that 10% [!!!] and make it 60% [!]”. In 2012, we wrote about “Iran Election Boycott and Western Media” (check Archive), and as some wise Iranians say: “In 2012, the turnout was about 10%, and the regime added to that 50%. In 2009, the Mullahs and the UK said that in some cities 120% voted for AN! And in 2013, they can say that the turnout is 130%! Who cares?! What they say is a bad joke; but the Orwellian collaboration between the Mullahs, the CIA/ MI6, and pigs like Behnoud, Rahmani, Abdi, etc is important and informative. Now, the CIA media and their beloved agents like Behnoud, Leverett, Jason R., etc say: ‘By not voting Iranian citizens could lose a rare chance to have an impact on issues that affect their daily lives’ !! (May 2013) or ‘People are very worried about the future. That could lead many to vote [!!]’ (May 2013) They try to pretend that the year 2009 didn’t exist! Of course sometimes they confess: “Iranians say that they refuse to participate in an election organized by an establishment with blood on its hands”! (May 2013) But they often try to pretend that Iranians are stupid, while Iranians have already answered to these idiots. In 2009, the Iranian people created a great Anti-Mullah Movement, that history will never forget it. The 2009 anti-Mullah movement is one of the greatest modern and peaceful movements in human history. In 2012, Iranians showed that they are smart and don’t become pawns in the West’s scenario. The 2011 UK riots, the OWS, the Canadian/ Greek/ Spanish/ EU protests, the Egyptian Farce, etc showed that how wise, modern, smart and brave today’s Iranians are. History will never forget today’s Iranians and their Wisdom and their Heroism. But the Orwellian West still says: ‘1000 faggots/ spies in exile = 75 million Iranians !”

Khatami and Islamists (Khatamists): We have already written about them and their betrayals. As some wise Iranians say: “The West refers to these cowards and traitors as Reformers/ Reformists! But they are great traitors to Iran and Iranians. They completely destroyed all hopes for a real reform. Good concepts like Reform was completely destroyed by Khatami and his friends. Khatami and Khatamists were/ are Opportunists and Charlatans, not Reformers & Reformists. They work for the CIA, the MI6, and/ or the Mullah Gestapo. Khatami and Khatamists only took advantage of our pain and suffering to keep the Mullah regime safe and to suck/ steal our wealth. In 1997-2009 era, the ordinary Iranians were killed and tortured, but Khatami and Khatamists became millionaires and billionaires! In 1997, the young Iranians created a great Reform Movement, and changed many things in Iran. But Khatami and Khatamists destroyed the people’s hopes. In 2009, the Iranian people created a great and historic Anti-Mullah Movement. But Khatami’s friends destroyed the people’s movement. Khatami is a great ass-licker/ traitor. The West loves him, because he is worse than Shah Sultan Hussein. In this year, about 1000 spies/ pigs supported Khatami, but the UK, the CIA, and the Marxists pretend that 1000 = 75 millions! They even tell big lies like this: ‘Talk of a possible run by Khatami has sparked excitement and hope [!!] among those who feel disenfranchised [!!] by the 2009 election and the repression that followed [!!] The desire for Khatamis return can also be seen as a reflection of the broader societal desire for cooperating with Khamenei [!!’]’ Now, the Orwellian AP says: ‘Khatami or Rafsanjani don’t want to risk the embarrassment [!!] of being questioned on their views or disqualified by the Guardian Council’ (May 2013). Khatami has been Mullah president for 8 years, and Rafsanjani has been Khomeini’s right-hand man, Mullah president, Mullah Parliament Chairman, etc for 30 years. Disqualify Khatami is a great embarrassment for the Mullah regiem and the West. But disqualify Rafsanjani = disqualifying the Mullah regime. Rafsanjani or Khamenei is a synonym of the Mullah regime. And now almost all Iranians hate both Khamenei and Rafsanjani. Recently, the power struggle between Khamenei and Rafsanjani has increased on an unprecedented scale, but the Orwellian West says nothing about it. They are worried about their beloved Mullah regime! The West loves traitors. But now, the ordinary Iranians see Khatami as a coward and traitor, and the Mullahs see Khatami as a ‘burnt piece’! Khatami has become ‘2-Sar Tala (Gohi)!’ (he’s in a no-win situation), and it’s the fate of all traitors. Khatami is a stupid bad guy. Mullahs wants to disqualify him, but he says: ‘We all should obey our great leader, Khamenei. We all should participate in the 2013 [Mullah Show], and help our great leader’ ! Khatami is ‘Past-o, Ahmagh-o, MadarQabeh’ (so stupid, mean, & motherfucker). And that’s why he firstly ignores Mousavi and people, but when Mullahs talk about disqualifying him, Khatami donates waste materials (Roghan-e Rikhteh) to charity ! and says: ‘When Mousavi is in jail, I cannot come!’. Khatami is a stupid bad guy. He has no balls, and even cannot say: ‘How dare you threaten me, your President for 8 years, with disqualifying! You must free Mousavi and Karoubi and all protesters form prison. And all organizers of the 2009 coup (from Khamenei to his AN) and those who killed and tortured tens of thousands of Iranians in 2009, must be tried‘. If Khatami and Khatamists said such things, many Iranians would support them. But Khatami and Khatamists are great traitors. They just lick the dictator’s ass and help the dictator (Khamenei) and his British employers, and that’s why Iranians hate Khatami and Khatamists so much”

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Mullah Mafia and Marxists (Lefts): We have already written about the Mullah Mafia (check Archive). Recently, the US pigs and the Mullah Mafia talk about their Iran Project, that we should write more about it later. But as some wise Iranians say: “The Iran Project is not a new thing. The 2009 CIA-Mullah coup was part of the Iran Project. The CIA agents -from Flynt Leveret to Reza Pahlavi- and the MI6 agents -from Behnoud to Nourizadeh- are parts of the Iran Project. Those who tell big lies, deny the self-evident truths, and praise spies and traitors, are parts of the Iran Project. A self-confessed Tadarok-chi (servant) like Khatami and a stupid agent like Jason R. are parts of the Iran Project. A deep cover CIA agent like Noam Chomsky and a self-confessed Imperialist like Brzizenski are parts of the Iran Project. The real Iran Project is nothing but: Aiding Mullahs and other spies, traitors, and anti-democracy forces in Destroying Iran and Keeping Iran weak and under tyranny. They have the same project for other countries; Just take a look at Egypt, Syria, Iraq, Greece, Spain, etc or how Mullahs implement the Enemy’s plans (ie IMF plans) amid the so-called Economic war. As you know, Chomsky and Marxists refer to IMF and WB as Imperialistic organizations! But now they praise the IMF-Mullah love affair. They even say: ‘Iranians love AN, Mullah, hyperinflation, & IMF plans’ or 1000= 75,000,000! because the Mullah Mafia in the West has about 1000 members! US pigs openly say: ‘Even if the sanctions did fail, why does our government have to tell the world that we have failed?’ ! (March 2013) or “Even if our gov and our intellects helped the Mullahs, why do we have to confess that we have helped them?’! US/ EU pigs are worse than animals. They have polluted our planet earth. They shamelessly help terrorists and dictators, or aid Mullahs in suppressing Iranians and blocking/ filtering the internet. Sometimes they confess: ‘About 45 million people out of a population of 75 million are now online, making Iran the country with the highest proportion of internet users in ME’ (April 2013) or ‘Iran has a very tech-savvy population’ or ‘Iran has a highly cultured and educated society’ (March 2013). But they sell Orwellian technologies like Deep Packet Inspection (DPI) to Mullahs, and then say: ‘We are sorry for Iranians. With DPI, Mullahs can even limit the SSL-encrypted traffic’! (April 2013) The Orwellian West is really the main Enemy of Freedom, Democracy, and all good things and good guys”

In these Orwellian days, the internet speed and the internet filtering in Iran is horrible. The Orwellian West, specially the UK, the US, and the EU, help Mullahs in filtering and blocking the internet. Now, if you read what we already wrote about the 2013 Plots, including 2013 Plots: USA and West Block Internet in Iran ?!, you can see why the Orwellian West helps Mullahs, tells big lies like 1000 = 75,000,000, and tries to silence the voices of ordinary Iranians. It’s so shameful that the West and the Western media censor the news, tell big Orwellian lies, and help all anti-democracy groups. As we said before, ‘If Iranians cannot use the internet and cannot update their websites [and if we cannot update this website once a weak], you all should know that the West and its mercenaries are responsible for it; and it’s a direct result of the Wests war against Freedom and Democracy in Iran‘. Now, the stupid Westerners ignore the West’s anti-Iran Racism, the West’s Orwellian lies, etc and say to Iranians: “Why are you so mad at us?”! They just show Iranians that the West is turning into the Land of the Idiot. Now the West and Big Brother try to block the internet in Iran and silence the voices of Iranians. Now you can understand why the poor Orwell wrote about systematic lies and systematic censorship in the UK and the West. As the wise Iranians say: “many think that Orwells Animal Farm is just a satire on USSR. But Orwell wrote an introduction to Animal Farm which has been censored/ suppressed. Orwell’s introduction to Animal Farm was about ‘Censorship in England‘, but the Brits censored it and stupidly proved many things”. They also add: “wise men know that Orwell’s 1984 is about the UK and systematic Lies and systematic Censorship in the UK. But do you know why George Orwell coined the term Big Brother?! Why Big Brother (B-B)? and B-B reminds you of what?” We should write more about the Orwellian-Barbarian UK, Orwell and British Censorship. But now, even the US is as Orwellian as the UK. In these days, the Orwellian US Congress and the Orwellian mass media in the US, including the Orwellian AP, remind you of ‘1984’, Goebbels, Stalin, Nazis, or USSR. Of course many Americans hate the US Congress and the American Fascists. According to a new survey in the US: “Only 15% of Americans have a favorable opinion of Congress” (April 2013) But most Americans know nothing about the Orwellian West and the Big Brother’s agents -from Chomsky to Leveretts. And it’s the real tragedy. As the wise Iranians say: “Today & future generations should know the Orwellian West and this fact that the main problem of Iran and the whole world is the Orwellian West “. And we all should know that those who are saying: 1000 = 75,000,000, sooner or later will say: 1 = 7,500,000,000 !


Humor: Charter of the Western Freedoms !

February 17, 2013

In these days, the Western censorship or “the systematic censorship in the West” is really unbelievable. Now, even most of the so-called free media and alternative media censor and boycott the voices of Iranians inside Iran. Unfortunately, the Western ‘Systematic Censorship’ and the anti-Iran Mafia are not conspiracy theories. Yah, it’s hard to believe that the West badly censors and controls the media, the journalists, and the intellects. It’s hard to believe that the Western policy makers are like or worse than Goebbels and Hitler. But it’s what we, Iranians, and anyone with eyes open could see in the 2009-2012 period. And this year (2013) is even more Orwellian than the past years! In these days, as the wise Iranians say: “even the little kids know that Iran’s main problem is the West, not the Mullahs. Iranians are victims of the West and its mercenaries, including the Mullahs”. In these days, the anti-Iran Mafia is very active, and most search engines and even most of the so-called alternative media censor those who write about ‘the Anti-Iran Mafia’! But it’s not the whole story. The anti-Iran Mafia, ie the West and its mercenaries, not only censor and boycott the voices of the ordinary Iranians, but they tell big Orwellian lies about Iran and Iranians, and pretend that their notorious mercenaries are the voices or representatives of the Iranians inside Iran! The systematic censorship and the systematic lies in the West is really shocking and unbelievable. In these days, writing about the truth and the reality of the United States of Assholes is a bad thing, and when you write about bad things, the search engines and even the so-called people’s media censor and boycott your voices. So, here lets write about good things! Lets write about “the West’s Freedom and Democracy”. Lets use satire as a tool to write about “The Western Freedoms”:

The Western Freedoms are “good things”. They are good Orwellian things and good Orwellian Freedoms such as Freedom of Censorship, Freedom of Suppression, Freedom of Tyranny, Freedom of Falsification, Freedom of Bullying, Freedom of Bribery, Freedom of Corruption, Freedom of Savagery, Freedom of Sadism, Freedom of Racism, Freedom of Misinformation, Freedom of Brainwashing, Freedom of Hypocrisy, Freedom of Slavery, Freedom of Exploitation, etc. So, lets take a look at part of “Charter of the Western Freedoms”, aka Charter of the Orwellian Freedoms in the West. These freedoms that embodied in the Big Brother Charter, can show you why the West is the Land of Free. In the last version of “Charter of the Western Freedoms” you can find the following basic Freedoms:

Freedom of Censorship: The West and its mercenaries, from the mass media to the lefts, are free to tell big lies and censor the real voices of the ordinary people. The Lefty media, from the Guardian and the Huffington Post to the so-called alternative media are free to defend the dictators, the terrorists, the Islamists, the Mullah regime, or the US-Mullah relation. They are free to censor the voices of the Iranians Inside Iran. And Iranians are free to love Censorship and Noam Chomsky.

Freedom of Corruption: The US and the West are free to sell and buy everything, including freedom, democracy, and human rights. We, the US and the West, are free to sell and buy media, journalists, intellects, and elections. And the ordinary people in Iran and other countries are free to love us and obey us. People like Aaron Swartz and those who don’t obey us are free to be killed or commit suicide. Those who don’t love us and our Mafia are free to vanish.

Freedom of Shamelessness: The West and the Lefts are free to help and support the Islamists and the brutal dictators. And the ordinary people are free to love Noam Chomsky, the best intellectuals in our planet Earth. The West, the Lefts, and the top Jewish Intellectuals, including Chomsky, are free to support the Egyptian Taliban, Salafis, Hamas, Hezbollah, Mullahs, and Political Islam. We and our mercenaries are free to have no shame, and Iranians are free to love our shamelessness.

Freedom of Silencing dissidents: The West and its mercenaries, from the Mullahs to the Western mass media, are free to silence the voices of the Iranian people. The Western mass media, from the Washington Post to the Guardian, are free to pretend that Iranians love Obama because Iranians love tyranny, hyperinflation, and disaster. And Iranians are only free to be silent or silenced.

Freedom of Sadism: The West is free to impose Anti-Iranian sanctions and oppose Anti-Mullah sanctions. And Iranians are free to love the sadists and their sanctions. The West is free to love the Mullahs and hate the Iranian people. It’s none of your fucking business. The West is free to love the 2012 anti-Iranian sanctions and hate the 2009 anti-Mullah sanctions. Iranians are not free to talk or write about “The Western Sadists”. Iranians are only free to love the West and the Western sadists.

Freedom of Obeying Big Brother: The West and its mercenaries, from the Western journalists to the Iranian Journalists in Exile, are free to get money and work for Big Brother They are free to obey Big Brother and tell big lies about Iran, Iranians, and the 2009 tragedies. The Huffington Post is free to pretend that the Iranians love Khatamists, and Khatamists are Iranians’ leaders, because Khatamists defend the Mullah regime and the US-Mullah deals. Iranians are only free to love the Big Brother’s mercenaries.

Freedom of Falsification: The West and the Western media are free to tell big lies about the 2009 coup and what happened in 2009. We are free to tell big lies, and Iranians are free to love our big lies. The BBC, the VOA, the ABC, the NBC, the Guardian and other Western media are free to publish fake polls, censor the voices of Iranians inside Iran, and help the Mullahs in suppressing and silencing Iranians. And Iranians are free to love the UK and the US and the Western Freedoms.

Freedom of Misinformation: The West and the Western Polling Organizations are free to publish fake polls and Orwellian polls. And Iranians are free to remain silent. Gallup, WPO, TFT, and other polling organizations in the US and Europe are free to tell the biggest lies about Iran and Iranians. And public opinion and non-Iranians are free to believe that White is Black.

Freedom of Brainwashing: The West and the Western mass media are free to pretend that the Iranian people are Arabs or love the anti-Iranian Arabs. The Washington Post, the Guardian, the BBC, the CNN, the anti-Iranian mercenaries are free to brainwash non-Iranians. And Iranians are free to shut their fuck mouth and stop protesting

Freedom of Big Lies: We, the UK and the West, are free to pretend 1000 = 75,000,000. We, our MI6, our CIA, or our mercenaries are free to have our own media like the BBC, the VOA, RFE/RL, Balatarin.com, RoozOnline.com, Gooya.com, etc. And the Iranian people are not free to have any media or any website. We are free to pretend that “1000 mercenaries = 75,000,000 Iranians”, because our bankrupt websites like Balatarin and RoozOnline have about 1000 members, who are our beloved mercenaries. The Guardian, the Huffington Post, and other Big Brother’s media are free to censor the voices of Iranians inside Iran, and help and support the 1000 mercenaries and pretend that they are “the voices of the Iranian people”! These 1000 bastards are free to write shameful letters, tell big lies, and help Mullahs, Obama and the anti-Iran Mafia. And Iranians are free to close their fucking eyes.

Freedom of Racism: The Jews are free to threaten Iran and Iranians with nukes. The Zionists are free to love genocide, and pray for annihilation of Iranians. And the UN, the West, and the world are free to close their eyes. We, the US and Europe, have ‘Pedar Koshtegi’ (killed father/ deep hatred) towards the Jews, because we think that the Jews killed Jesus. But we are free to pretend that we, the Holocaust-creators, love the Jews. We are also free to pretend that Iranians, that have helped the Jews since 3000 years ago, are enemies of the Jews. We are free to be racists and hypocrites. It’s none of your fucking business.

Freedom of Slavery: The West and its mercenaries, aka the anti-Iran Mafia, are free to insult and humiliate Iranians. The West and its anti-Iran Mafia are free to treat Iranians like slaves. And the Iranian people are free to love the West. Mullahs, Khatamists, and other traitors and mercenaries are free to go to the West and live in the US and Canada, because they are good slaves and obey the Big Brother. And Iranians are free to love Mullahs and Traitors, and live in a big prison under the Western-made tyranny and slavery. We are free to grant visa to Mullahs and Mercenaries, and the wise Iranians are free to live in the Western-made prison.

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Freedom of Telling Big Lies without shame: The West and its mercenaries, including the CIA agents, are free to tell big shameful lies about the 2009 coup, the 2009 massacre, and the 2009 tragedies. And Iranians are free to remain silent. The CIA agents are free to go to Iran, publish their log books, and tell big lies about Iran and Iranians. And the Lefts are free to defend the CIA agents and pretend that they are anti-War activists. And Iranians are only free to love Chomsky and shut their fucking mouth.

Freedom of Suppression: The West and its mercenaries, including the Mullahs, are free to kill and torture the Iranian people. And Iranians are free to love brutal suppression. The West is free to help the Mullahs in killing and torturing tens of thousands of Iranians. And Iranians are free to love their killers, their torturers, and the West.

Freedom of Bribery: The US and the West are free to refer to Bribery as Lobbying. The US and Europe are free to love and praise Bribery, aka Lobbying. The US and Europe are free to bribe the journalists and the intellects. The US and Europe are free to bribe the media and the politicians. And Iranians and others are free to love the West and the Western Freedoms.

Freedom of Fraud: The US and Europe are free to help and support the electoral fraud in Iran and other countries. The US and Europe are free to publish fake polls and deny the truth. The US and Europe are free to pretend that Black is White, and Iranians are free to love the West. Iranians are not free to talk about the Western Hypocrisy, the Western frauds, or even the US election farce. Iranians are only free to love and praise the West.

Freedom of Exploitation: The US and Europe are free to exploit other nations and plunder their resources. The West is free to exploit and plunder the whole world. The US and Europe are free to keep Iran weak and dependent. And Iranians and others are free to love the West. The US and Europe are free to plunder your oil and your soil, and you are free to lick the West’s ass

Freedom of Systematic Censorship: The Western stooges and people like Trita Papeh (Parsi) and Hooshang Mashang (Amirahmadi) are free to help the Mullah regime, the killers of Iranians, and the US-Mullah relation. The US and US censors in Reddit and other American media are free to censor the undeniable facts and what Iranians say about US agents and people like Hooshang Mashang (Amirahmadi). And Iranians are free to love the American censorship.

Freedom of Self-Censorship: The West and its mercenaries, aka the anti-Iran Mafia, are free to repeat the 2009 scenario. And Iranians are free to love the British systematic censorship, the British big lies, the British misinformation, the American Censorship, the American big lies, the Lefty big lies, etc. Iranians are only free to love this level of systematic falsification and systemic brainwashing in the UK, the US, and the West. Iranians cannot laugh and say “Ajab !” (Oh, Wow !)

Freedom of Khayemali (Ass-Licking): The West is free to lick the ass of Islamists and terrorists. The Mullahs are free to lick the ass of the UK, the US, and the West. The Mercenaries are free to lick the West’s ass and everybody’s ass. And Iranians are free to love the ass-lickers. Iranians are not free to protest or say: ‘Today’s West is a Big Brother’s society’, or ‘the UK and the US are like or worse than the Nazi’, or ‘American democracy is American tyranny’, or ‘the Barbarian UK is the worst of the worst’, or ‘British democracy is a barbarian democracy’, etc. Iranians and others are only free to lick the West’s ass.

Freedom of systematic Falsification: The US and the West and their Jewish spy (AhmadiNejad or AN) are free to implement the IMF plans in Iran, destroy Iran’s economy, and hurt and torture Iranians. And the Lefts are free to love the IMF agents. The West is free to pretend that the disastrous results of the IMF plans are results of US sanctions. The Jewish spy (AN) and the Mullahs are free to help the West and the Western sanctions, and the West is free to praise the Mullah-made crises and the Mullah-made hyperinflation. The Lefts and the West are free to tell big lies without shame, and no one is free to tell truth. Shut the fuck up

Freedom of Bullying: The West and its mercenaries are free to bully Iranians and other nations. And Iranians are free to obey the West. The US and the EU are free to threaten, bully, and intimidate Iranians and others. And Iranians are free to love the West and the Western sanctions. With the help of Mullahs, the US and the EU are free to keep Iran weak, dependent, and under tyranny. And Iranians are free to love us, our hypocrisy and our Western bullying.

Freedom of Inhumanity: The West and its mercenaries, including the Lefts, are free to love and support the Mullahs and those who censor, silence, kill, torture, and hurt the Iranian people. And Iranians are free to live in a big prison and shut their fucking mouth. The West and the Lefts are free to defend the Mullahs, the Islamists, the Jewish spy (AN), and the anti-Iran mercenaries, and help them in keeping Iran weak, dependent and under tyranny. And Iranians are free to remain silent, because Mr. Chomsky says that Iranians should love Mullahs, Tyranny, and Pain and Suffering.

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Freedom of Terrorism: The US and the EU are free to openly and shamelessly support the terrorists, specially the Islamist-Jewish terrorists and the Marxist-Islamist terrorists (MEK). The US and the EU are free to help the Islamists and terrorists in Syria, Egypt, Iran, and other countries. The Americans are free to help and support the Marxist-Islamist terrorists (MEK) without shame. The West is free to help and support the Mullahs and the Zionists. The Americans are free to help the Jewish Nazi. It’s none of your business. If you protest, the US and the EU are free to censor you and erase you. Watch your mouth!

Freedom of Filtering the Internet: The US and the EU are free to help the Mullahs and other dictators in filtering, blocking, or unplugging the internet. The West is free to help the Mullahs and other dictators in silencing, killing, or torturing the dissidents. The US and the EU are free to help the Mullahs in monitoring and blocking the anti-filtering tools. The West is free to stop providing anti-Censorship tools for Iranians. The West is free to help the Mullahs without shame. And the West, the Lefts and Chomsky are free to pretend that the West is enemy of the Mullahs. It’s none of your fucking business.

Freedom of Betrayal: The West and the Lefts are free to betray Iranians and the Freedom and Democracy in Iran. The West and the Lefts are free to help the Islamists to kill and torture the modern Iranians and others. And Iranians and others are free to love the West and Noam Chomsky. We are free to silence, censor, or boycott those who tell the truth about our lies, our betrayals, and our agents. And Iranians are free to love Chomsky and his lies.

Freedom of Anti-Iranian sentiment: The West is free to be pro-Mullah and anti-Iranian. The UK, the US, and Europe are free to be pro-Islamist and anti-Iranian. The West is free to be pro-Terrorist and anti-Iranian. We, the US and the West, are free to keep anti-Mullah criticism off the air, and instead, we are free to have anti-Iran propaganda and anti-Iranian brainwashing. You, Iranians, are not free to defend yourselves, or even say: “Now, anyone with eyes open can see that the main enemy of the ordinary Iranians and the freedom seeking Iranians is the West and its mercenaries, aka the anti-Iran Mafia “. Shut your fucking mouth, and let our mercenaries to fuck Iran, Iranians, and the civilized world.

Freedom of Charlatanism: The West and its mercenaries are free to pretend that the ancient Europeans, who ate humans, were civilized men. The West and its mercenaries are free to pretend that the ancient Britons, who ate humans and drank human blood, were not Barbarians. The West and the Western mass media are free to tell big lies about the ancient Britain, the Home of Barbarians. It’s none of your fucking business. When we censor something, you should know that you should not write about it. You are only free to love us and praise our barbaric Charlatanism.

Freedom of systematic Misinformation: The US, the West, the Lefts, and their media are free to love and help the US-Mullah love affairs and the US-Mullah relation. We are free to hurt and torture the Iranian people. Our beloved Mullahs and our Jewish spy (AN) are free to raise the price of everything, create hyperinflation, and help us. We are free to pretend that our beloved Mullahs are our enemies. We are free to pretend that we are pro-Democracy. We are free to tell big lies. And you are free to believe us.

Freedom of systematic Brainwashing: We are free to pretend that the year 2009 didn’t exit. We are free to pretend that Iranians love the Mullahs, because Iranians love tyranny, disaster, hyperinflation, and anti-Iranian pigs. Our media, like the Guardian and the Huffington Post, are free not to allow the ordinary Iranians to put any comments or even read any comments. Our media, like the Guardian and the Huffington Post, are free to pretend that our agents – including Khatamists, Tehran Bureau, NIAC, AIC, and other traitors and mercenaries that almost all Iranians know them and hate them- are the voices of Iranians inside Iran! We are free not to allow Iranians to have any voice. We are free to censor and boycott the Iranian people. And Iranians are free to love us.

Freedom of Insulting the people’s intelligence: The West is free to insult your intelligence. We are free to pretend that we are anti-Mullah, while we help the Mullahs in killing and suppressing the freedom seeking Iranians. We are free to fuck the freedom and democracy in Iran and the world, but we are also free to pretend that we care about the freedom and democracy. We are free to aid our beloved Mullahs in arresting and fucking the stupid Mousavi, but we are also free to shed crocodile tears for Mousavi. We are free to love the Mullahs and refuse to impose any sanctions on the Mullahs in 2009. We are free to help the Mullahs and the Egyptian Islamists, and we are free to insult your intelligence and pretend that we are anti-Mullah and anti-Islamist.

Freedom of Tyranny: The West and the Lefts are free to help and support the tyranny and the brutal dictators in Egypt, Saudi, Syria, Iran, and other countries. And Iranians and others are free to love tyranny. The West and the Lefts are free to help the Islamists and the tyrants. And Iranians and others are free to love the West and Chomsky. Iranians are not free to say: “The West is a Hypocritical Tyranny”, or “The Western systems are Orwellian systems”, or “The West and its mercenaries are like or worse than the Mullahs”. You, Iranians, are not free to open your fucking mouth. Understand !

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Freedom of Hypocrisy: The West is free to support the terrorists, the Islamists, and the dictators. The West is free to tell big lies. Yah, the Western Democracy is an empty gesture (Kashk/ Pashm). But you are not free to talk about “the tragedy of Freedom in the UK; the killed journalists/ nurses, the 2011 riots, or the British Orwellian media”. You are not free to say: “In Britain, Freedom means: You cannot find any serious negative cartoons or any serious critiques of the UK in the mass media and the internet”. You are not free to say: “In the US, Freedom means: You criticize us, and we boycott you!”. You are not free to say: “What the West says about Freedom and Democracy are big lies (Hamash Kashkeh)”. Shut the fuck up, and let others to enjoy our Hypocrisy

Freedom of shedding Crocodile Tears: We, the West and the Lefts, are free to love, help and support the Islamists, the terrorists, and the dictators. We kill you or help your killers, and then we shed crocodile tears for your dead bodies. We are free to use this tactic in the whole world . And you are free to love us. We are free to openly help the Egyptian Islamists, the Marxist Terrorists (MEK), the Syrian Islamists, or the Mullahs in killing and suppressing the modern people. And we are free to shed crocodile tears for those modern people who are victims of our beloved dictators. And you are free to love the lefts and praise Chomsky.

Freedom of Control: As a global Mafia, we and our mercenaries are free to control everything. We are free to kill, silence, or censor Iranians with the help of our beloved Mullahs and our beloved Mercenaries in exile. We are free to help and support our Jewish spy (AN). We are free to use the Iranian Journalists/ Activists in Exile as our mercenaries. We are free to use our Mercenaries to keep Iran weak, dependent, and under tyranny. It’s none of your fucking business. Our anti-Iran Mafia are free to help our mercenaries, including our Mullahs, and they are free to help us. Our Mafia are free to control the whole world, and you are free to love us

Freedom of Internet Censorship: Our search engines and our Big Brother’s agencies are free to censor the internet. We are free not to allow the Westerners and the Iranians to hear the real voices of each other. We are free to censor the search results and remove the informative contents. We are free to mislead you by asking the search engines to filter the people’s voices. We are free to spy on you. We are free to act like Big Brother in 1984. We are free to control all citizens and all dissidents. We made an example of Aaron Swartz, because you all should know that no one is free to protest against our Orwellian systems.

Freedom of Savagery: The US and Europe are free to wage offensive war and kill the innocent people. The UK, the EU and the US are free to suck human blood. And you are only free to love the West. The Brits and Europeans are free to eat humans. And the human-eaters are free to pretend that they are humans. It’s none of your fucking business. You are only free to love our savagery. You are not free to say: “NASA had to warn the Russian people about the 10-ton meteorite that was ‘the largest meteor in more than 100 years. But […]”. You are only free to love our inhumanity.

Freedom of Double Standards: We, the US and Europe, are free to promote Nationalism, Chauvinism, and Fascism. We are free to be racists, nationalists and fascists. We are free to pretend that our backward people are modern people. We are free to pretend that the modern Iranians are backward people, because they are wiser than us. We are free to be proud of our barbarian ancestors, but Iranians are not free to be proud of their civilized ancestors, who were writing about the human values when our European ancestors were eating humans. Iranians are not free to tell the truth about the long history of European Barbarism

Freedom of Ignorance: We love your ignorance. You are free to love our systematic censorship, systematic corruption, and systematic brainwashing in the West. We are free to say: “There is no Western conspiracy in the current world”! And you are only free to believe us. No one is free to know about our conspiracies, or even our main problems including “Fall of the West; Rise of the Rest. End of America; Fall of Capitalism; or Rise of American Fascism“. No one is free to know that the End of Evil Empire, aka Fall of the West, is near (maybe in 2025). Now one is free to talk about our bankruptcy, our bluffs, or our imminent downfall. All humans are only free to live like the Sheeple. Don’t forget our motto: Ignorance is Strength.

Freedom of Being a good Sheep: You are free to love and praise the UK and the US. You are free to respect us. You are free to love Chomsky and our pseudo intellectuals. You are free to live like sheep and praise our lefty agents. You are free to live like stupid mules and love and praise the West, the OWS, the US Election farce, the Western media, the British censorship, etc. You are free to love our Orwellian systems, our Sheepocracy, and our Big Brother’s agencies. You are free to love us, obey us, and praise us. It’s the true meaning of Freedom. You are free to be a good sheep. God Bless you!


A Love Song for Canada’s Stephen Harper

December 30, 2012

2012 has been the year of the bad jokes, and Canada has been the symbol of these bad jokes. In 2012, many things -from the Canadian Bill 78 and the Canadian Farce to the Canadian love affair with the Mullahs, the Zionists, the Terrorists, the crooks, and other evil forces- proved that Stephen Harper’s Canada is the stupidest country in the world. In 2012, Canada was really the dumbest country, and the second dumbest countries in the world were Russia, Israel, Britain, Venezuela, USA, Egypt, etc. In these days, the Mullahs and the Islamist pigs, that are puppets of the West, are eating a lot of shits and are proving that they are nothing but puppets of the West. But as some wise Iranians say: “the Mullahs and the Islamist shits are not the main problem. They are puppets of the West, and without their Western employers and their Western supporters, they are nothing but a bunch of Chalquz (little shits) that will go to hell soon. The Mullahs and the Islamist pigs are anti-Iran and anti-Iranian, and hate the Iranian culture and the Iranian values, including Goodness, Truth, Kindness, Sympathy, Humanity, Truthfulness, etc. The Mullahs, the Islamist pigs, and other anti-Iranian traitors are like their Western employers, and their values are like the Western barbarian values, including Lie, Hypocrisy, Savagery, Inhumanity, Brutality, Shamelessness, etc”. 2012 and 2009 proved that the stupid West is the great evil and the main supporter of all evil forces in Iran and other parts of the world. Stephen Farter’s Canada has become a symbol of the stupid West. Now, even some Canadians ask about “what Harper’s Con regime is doing to our image abroad”. They know “Fucking Harper and his kooky Cons”, and they hate “the crazed tin pot dictator Stephen Harper”. They know that “Stephen Harper’s Canada is a jungle”. They and Iranians see Canada as “Harperland” or Farterland. In the near future, we will write more about what the ordinary Canadians say about Stephen Farter (Harper) and other Canadian Farters, but you should not forget that many Canadians were so stupid and voted for Stephen Farter in the 2011 election. And in 2012, Stephen Farter f-u-c-ked Canada’s image, and proved that Canada has become a backward, terrorist, puppet country. In 2012, Stephen Farter and his Canada only licked the ass of the Zionists and Netan-Yabu, and only obeyed Obama’s orders. And on 20 Dec 2012, as the last episode of their shameful history, the Canadian media reported: “Canada is dropping a [terrorist] group from its list of terrorists. The Tories and the Harper government provided no reasons for delisting the MEK. Canada is following the lead of the United States and the European Union, which dropped [the Marxist-Islamist Terrorists, also known as] the MEK from their terrorist lists earlier this year“. As the wise Iranians say: “It’s important that the American Terrorists, the European Barbarians, and the Canadian Farters shamelessly support the Marxist-Jihadi Terrorists (the MEK), and prove that the West is nothing but the Evil Empire. But they are the Evil Empire of Big Idiots. They even don’t know the meaning of the word Mujahedin-E Khalq (MEK). In Persian, Mujadeh means Jihadi, and Khalq is a Marxist word for referring to the people”. But the US and the West openly help and support the Marxist-Islamist Jihadis! In the previous post, we wrote about this issue, and here I prefer to write about “A Love Song for Stephen Harper”, that has been written by some Iranians and is about Canada’s prime minister, who has converted Canada into a synonym for “Foolishness”, “Fart”, “Bill 78” “Farcical protests”, “Crooks and Embezzlers”, “Islamists, Terrorists, and Zionists”, etc. The Canadian hypocrisy and the Canadian foolishness is really sickening, but the Iranian expats, their writers and their singers are so stupid and so Khayemal (ass-lickers) and say nothing about the stupid West and the stupid Canada. Only the Iranians inside Iran react angrily to the West and its puppets. We have already written about the tragicomedy of Canada, Mullahs, and Iranian expats (check Archive). When tens of thousand of Mullahs and Basiji thugs live in Canada, and when Canada openly support the terrorists, the monarchists, and the Basiji crooks, it’s obvious that Iranians should talk about “Farter Canada”, and should say: “Canada is a big Fart. Canada is a big Farter”. In these days, the native Canadians and the First Nations are victims of Harper and other Canadian Farters, too. We should write more about them and the English-French genocidal regimes that occupied the land of aboriginals and brutally killed and tortured them. But even in the 2010s, the Canadian farters badly revealed their true colors. For instance, the story of the 2009 coup, the Mullah crooks in Canada, or the story of the Canadian embassy in Tehran was so funny, but recently their media reported: “Canadian court puts freeze on Iranian properties (not Mullah properties). A court in Ontario has issued a restraining order against Iran’s property in Canada, a bid to help the family of an American! A U.S. court’s $13-million judgment against Iran, and the American family has turned its attention to Iranian assets (not Mullah assets) in Canada [!!]”. But as Iranians say: “The UK, the US, and Canada has stolen trillions of dollars from Iran and Iranians. But the payback time is near. The Barbarian West will pay back all their debts”. Canada’s Farter (Harper) is just a symbol of today’s West, and “A Love Song for Canada’s Stephen Harper (aka the Canadian Farter)” is just a sample of what the ordinary Iranians say about the stupid West now. Here are parts of “A Love Song for Canada’s Stephen Harper”:


Hi, Mr. Stupid Farter, Stephen Harper
You love Terrorists, Mullah crooks and Zionist Farters
And we wrote a love song for you, the Canadian Farter
Listen to what you deserve it, Mr. Stupid Farter

You hate humans, you love fart
"Sit on their face and then fart"
It's your motto, it's your art
It's what you say, you just fart

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

Your Bills are like Mullah Bills [Bill 78, Iran's Bills, etc] You love Mullahs and Dollar Bill
You and Mullahs want a Deal
You the faggots, it's your will

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

You and Mullahs make us sick
You and Terrorists eat your shit
You and Zionists just need dick
You, the faggots, are so sick

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

You love Mullahs and the rich
Who bribe you, the fucking bitch
But good people hate you Bitch
They know you and the fucking rich

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

You are nothing but a puppet of America,
And many are victims of you and fucking America
Your Canada is a slave of America
You, the faggot, are a stooge of America

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Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

Your government, your Canada, are lairs
You love Terrorists, and they love you, the suckers
The Immigrants that you love them are fuckers
They are crooks, thieves, killers, and lairs

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

You love Mullahs, you love dicks
You are a shithead, full of shit
You love killers, you are sick
You are a Jihadi, like your MEK

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

Your head is a Mullah head
Empty, like that old whore's bed
Your soul is dead, fucking dead
You shot him in the fucking head

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

You love crooks, Pahlavi crooks, Basiji brutes,
Khavari, Bouzari, Khosravi, and Jihadi crooks
You are a fucking crook who love brutes
Fuck you devil, fuck you and other crooks

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Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

Your Canada is Cunt-ada, the Cunt land
Your Canada is Mullah-lover, the Dumb land
Your Canada loves Terrorists, the Fucked land
Your Canada sucks Dirty Cocks, the Suck land

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

Your Canada is a Big Liar, the Lie Land
Your Canada is a Big Farter, the Fart land
Your Canada is a Shithole, the Ice land
Your Canada is a Bad Joke, the Fucked land

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

Your people are slaves of the UK and US Farters
They are slaves of you, the British Queen and British Farters Your people are subject to Britain and American Farters
Oh, poor people,
They are subject to the British Bitch and Zionist Farters

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

O, poor Canada ... Harter made you a Dumb Land
O, fucked Canada, Farter made you a Zionist, Fart land
O, poor Canada, Harper fucked you, and made you a Fucked land O, fucked Canada, Wake up! ... and sing with our band,

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

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This tragicomic song can be a Christmas gift or a New Year gift for the Western pigs! and those who betray the humans in all around the world. I know that many Canadians and Westerners know their stupid politicians and hate them. But I don’t know why they are silent and inactive. Harper’s Canada is really a fucked up land. Now, even some Canadians talk or joke about “Fucking Stephen Harper”, and how he fucked Canada and its mage. We would write more about this issue later, but in Sep 2012, some Canadians wrote: “Why is the CBC afraid of Harper?”, and added: “Our own public broadcaster, the CBC, fear that broadcasting the title of one of the shows, Fucking Stephen Harper, would offend [the fucking] prime minister. ‘Is this still Canada?’ I wondered. Harper doesnt own [federally owned buildings]. The Canadian people do … ‘He signs our cheques,’ they told us [!!] How absurd is it that a journalist would be afraid of offending the government? Are we in communist China? Maybe we are [!!]”. In fact, Canada is converting into a Despotic Shithole, and is paying the price of its betrayals and its inhumane behavior. Now, even Canadians ask: “Is the CBC now trying to turn the whole of the federal infrastructure, from museums to our airspace, into Harpers personal possessions?“. And it’s very important, because as some wise guys say: “The fucking CBC is as left wing as mainstream media. The CBC pretends that they are critical of the fucking Harper !” In fact, Canada that loves Mullahs, terrorists, crooks, and charlatans is becoming an evil, despotic land. Many Iranian expats that live in Canada and the West, are so stupid, and are just master at licking ass or eating extra shit. They are big idiots, and that’s why Iranians inside Iran say: “Only big idiots, or those who are Khaen (traitor), Mozdoor (mercenary), and Vatan-Forush (homeland-seller) can go and live in Canada and the West”. But Iranians inside Iran, and many other nations, even some Canadians and Americans hate Harper, Obama, and other Western pigs. In their Blogs, or in the Youtube and other websites, you can see what the Westerners say about Canada. It’s sadly funny many non-Iranians deeply “hate” Canada. Let’s take a look at some of the Western comments about Canada: “Shut up you maple syrup eating faggot. I’m an American and I think you still suck […] in Canada … C-u-ntnadians are a joke! We are pissing on C-u-n-t-nada. Do you know why C-u-n-t-nadians wear their flag abroad? It to let the locals know there’s a retard coming through their town … Stupid ice country with no military. I am sorry for this breaking news but Canadians are fucking pussies … I’m Canadian. Please like Canada. I can’t handle it if you don’t like this cold crappy place … Canadians watched a guy get murdered on a Greyhound bus. 36 of those pussys stood around and no one helped him. Canadians are pussy. They just stood there. Typical for Canadians … Canadians are a bunch of haters! No wonder we don’t get many famous people from Canada because they don’t support, they hate. I’m from Toronto Ontario and I fucking hate the people here!” But Iranians don’t hate Canada, at least not yet. Iranians just hate Harper and the Canadian politicians, specially those Canadian faggots who torture the ordinary Iranians, but make love with the crooks, the killers, the Basijis, and the terrorists. We and many other Iranians still care about Canada and the ordinary Canadians, because we believe the good guys still exist in Canada. Yah, “Canada was a puppet of Britain and its head of state is still British Queen”. Yah, “Canada is a puppet of USA, and the fucking Harper and other Canadian farters are slaves of the Evil Empire”. Yah, “Many Canadians are so stupid and their brain is their ass”, but it doesn’t mean that all Canadians are stupid or ignorant. We, Iranians, are not like the Western idiots who judge a whole nation by its bad or stupid people, not by its good or wise guys. But the good guys and the wise guys in the West and the world should criticize Obama, Harper, Cameron, Merkel, and other Western pigs who hurt and betray Iranians and other humans, make love with the Islamists and the terrorists, and support the big idiots, from the monarchists and the terrorists to the Islamists and the Zionists. And lets finish this year with a meaningful wish of some, wise Iranians: “We hope that one day today’s Westerners can be at least as good, modern and wise as today’s Iranians”


New Monkey Species found in USA, UK, & West !

September 22, 2012

“A new monkey species found in Congo, Africa”, the media reported recently. In these days, many Iranians are angry but many non-Iranians don’t know why Iranians are angry! Maybe the monkey world can show them why Iranians should be angry. “The new monkey in Africa, called ‘Lesula’, found in remote forests. Lesula has a weird face and a mane of long blond hairs, and is described by the researchers as shy and quiet. It lives on the ground and in trees. Its diet is mostly fruit and vegetation”, the media reported. Lesula has encouraged some satirists to write about the monkeys in the West. As they say: “Lesula is more intelligent and more human than Obama, Cameron, and other Western monkeys. As you know, you can find many monkeys in the US and Europe, that some of them are new monkeys and some are old monkeys”. In these days, many things are ridiculous and tragicomic. We should write more about them later, but as some Iranians say: “these ridiculous things prove that today’s world is really the monkey world, not the human world”. So, Let’s take a look at this monkey world, its main news, and what Iranians say about it. The angry, witty Iranians say: “In the past 3 years, several new monkey species have been discovered in the West. The main new monkey species in USA is ‘the Stupid Monkey’. He loves the Islamists and the terrorists. In 2009, he helped the Mullahs and Islamists in Iran, and aided them in killing and suppressing the ordinary Iranians, ie the majority of Iranians that hated the Mullahs and Islamists. And in 2011, he helped the Islamists in Egypt, and revealed many secrets. The Stupid Monkey loves eating shit, sucking blood, and sowing the seeds of hate. Before the year 2009, the majority of Iranians that are young, modern and anti-Islamists, loved the US. But now, they are changing their views about the US, and many of them hate the US. In fact, the Stupid Monkey has succeeded in sowing the seeds of hate in the Iranians’ hearts “. They also add: “The American monkeys love blood, shit, Islamists, Mullahs, Zionists, terrorists, fanatics, etc. They eat shit and suck blood, and hate peace, freedom, democracy, humanity, anti-Islamists, modern people, etc”. Unfortunately, it’s hard to say it’s wrong. In the recent days, the media reported: “USA and Obama administration want to [officially declare that they] remove [a notorious terrorist group, MEK,] from the list of Foreign Terrorist Organizations, which includes al Qaeda and Hezbollah. [Most Iranians, ie more than 99.99% of Iranians, hate MEK]”. And some Western media and Western monkeys said: ‘Why arent the Iranians scared? They should be surrendering all of their nuclear weapons stuff and begging us for mercy [!!!!] Why are they still strong? [!]“. And some media reported: ‘NBC News, along with a leading US newspaper (USA Today), insist that the Egyptian Islamists should be grateful to the US for having freed them [!!] The Americans say it was the US that freed the Egyptian Islamists from tyranny, when the US turned its back on its old friend Hosni Mubarak [!]‘. And some wise Iranians said: “Yah, the American monkeys love terrorists, Islamists, and anti-democracy forces. In fact, the American monkeys and the US are the main enemy of the freedom and democracy in Iran and the world, and if Iranians want to have freedom and democracy in Iran, they should fuck or nuke USA first ! The US is the number one enemy of the human values, humanity, and the human world”. The wise, angry Iranians also add: “The old monkeys and the new monkeys in the US and the West have a low IQ, and that’s why they stupidly reveal the secrets of the 2011 Arab shits and the 2009 Mullah coup. The animals are really more intelligent and more human than those Western monkeys that call themselves politician, intellect, journalist, etc”. In these days, even some Westerners write about Lesula and the Western monkeys; they say: “Are you sure this is a new species of monkey? Looks like Queen to me … Lesula looks like [the English Queen] … Lesula has a nicer expression than [our leaders] … Lesula looks like Cameron … Lesula’s eyes are more intelligent than David Cameron’s … Lesula’s face is more human than Cameron’s … Reminds me of Obama and Cameron”. And the wise, angry Iranians add: “The Western monkeys can show us many things about the West. The American monkeys and European monkeys just love eating extra shit. They often eat shit and die, but they can’t stop eating shit. They have a small brain, and a low IQ. They clearly confess: ‘Iranians dont take our threats seriously. Iranians [don’t give a shit about us, that are culturally and historically inferior to them]. They have a huge stockpile of missiles to use against us [!]’. These monkeys love barking, farting, and eating shit”. They also add: “God Bless Lesula, and other monkeys in Africa. Lesula is more intelligent and more human than the Western monkeys. And compared to the Zionists, Lesula is Einstein”.

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Lesula (above picture) is really more intelligent and more human than Obama, Cameron, Harper, and other Western monkeys. As the wise, angry Iranians say: “The empty gestures of the freedom and democracy in the UK and Europe are really funny. They laugh at the Muslim fanatics, while they, themselves, are as savage and stupid as the Arabs. Recently, some [wise] Britons wrote about ‘The UK’s Communications Data Bill” known as “the Spying Bill”, that is an Orwellian law and can create an Orwellian nightmare in the UK. But many know nothing about ‘The UK’s war on internet freedom‘ and ‘the lack of freedom in the UK’. The British monkeys that are the main supporter and creator of the Mullahs and the Iranian [baboons], try to create the same shithole in the UK”. It’s hard to say it’s wrong. Recently, the British media reported: ‘The draft Communications Data Bill will give police and intelligence services the power to access all your email data and internet connections. If this bill becomes law, we will never learn how this vast expansion of collection and retention of our data actually affects our lives and distorts the nature of our democratic society [!] Of course everyone accepts that the police and intelligence services need to be able to probe the internet [!!!]”. Can you believe it ?! As the wise Iranians say: “The British monkeys are those old monkeys that waged war on the freedom, democracy, and progress in other countries, and pretended that their own country is a democracy, but now, you can see that they just have an Orwellian system. In fact, those monkeys that exploit other countries and betray other nations, fuck and betray their own country as well”. It’s hard to say it’s wrong. In these days, the wise Britons say: “The Spying bill and such mass data collection, filtering and monitoring in the UK is like or worse than what Orwell said in ‘1984’”. It’s really true. As the wise, angry Iranians say: “The British monkeys are Orwellian monkeys, like their counterparts in Canada and USA. For them, democracy = tyranny, freedom = censorship, media = corruption, protest = kissing ass, immigration = recruiting mercenary, politics = lie and hypocrisy, human life = animal life, modern values = the law of the jungle, support =betrayal, hate = love, etc. It’s quite natural that these Western monkeys love the Jewish monkeys, ie the primitive and savage monkeys. Recently, the Jewish media and the Zionist faggots said: ‘Just imagine that tomorrow, the beautiful and ancient city of Isfahan, may vanish, with just one bomb [!!!!]‘. Even the Nazi monkeys didn’t say such thing, but now the Jewish faggots that are little spoiled rats, threaten Iran with nuclear bombs, but the West and the UN, and other monkeys have closed their dirty eyes and their dirty mouths”. We should write more about the Jewish Nazi, their nuclear threats, and the world’s silence, but as the wise, angry Iranians say: “The Zionist monkeys are little savage monkeys that live like parasites. The Zionists are vermin, and if the Western monkeys don’t help them, they will die soon. But the Zionist vermin, aka the Jewish Nazi, can show us that today’s world is a stupid jungle that its main law is the law of the jungle, and the Western monkeys and their puppets can’t understand the human language (Zaboon Adamizad)”. The wise, angry Iranians also add: “The American monkeys and the British monkeys love the Zionist parasites, and don’t care about the human values, including the freedom and democracy. The British monkeys love censorship and tyranny. Recently, some people media wrote: ‘The lack of freedom of speech in the UK is demonstrated by sentencing someone for sending a rude email‘. They linked to an article in the Guardian, but just after several days, the Guardian deleted the article ! As the wise Britons say: ‘The UK Is Being Transformed Into A Hellish Big Brother Society’. The British monkeys betray their own people, because they hate humanity and other humans”. The lack of freedom of speech in the UK and the EU is an important issue that we should write more about it later, but as the wise Iranians say: “if you want to know the British monkeys, you should read their press. Recently, the British media said: ‘I-s-r-a-el could send Iran back to Stone Age [!!!] The Jewish state could cripple Iran’s power grid [!!] with electromagnetic pulses ‘. The British monkeys that still love blood, war, barbarism and colonialism, tell such stupid jokes, but the Iranian people just laugh and say: ‘God bless Hitler. God bless the Nazi Germany. The Jewish Nazi and their British- American supporters are worse than Hitler and the German Nazi. They are very stupid, because they just show us that Iran certainly should have nuclear weapons, and certainly should punish the UK, the US, and other pigs'”. The wise Iranians also add: “The story of the UN that is a puppet of USA is so funny. Just look How Zionist Regime’s Nuclear Threats Overlook by the UN and the West‘, and just see the UN Silence toward the Jewish Nazism and the Zionist nuclear threats. Today’s world is really a stupid jungle, and Iran certainly should have nuclear bombs and should stop the Western monkeys. Lesula is really more intelligent and more human than Cameron, Obama, Harper, and other Western monkeys”.

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The wise, angry Iranians also say: “In these days, the Western monkeys and the Iranian monkeys can show us the secrets of the 2009 coup. On September 20, 2012, the Iranian traitors and the Iranian monkeys in Roozonline.com, [the cesspool of the Ashura traitors] that the West support it financially, had a very funny headline: ‘They [should] Nuke Iran [!!]’. Can you believe it ?! The Iranian monkeys that betrayed the Iranian people in 2009, and call themselves ‘Iranian Opposition’, pray for annihilation of Iran !, and help the Zionist vermin. In a stupid interview with Hooshang Hasan Yari, an Iranian-Canadian monkey in Canada, Roozonline repeated the Jewish Nazi’s bullshit. Just read their shameful interview, and see how Hooshang Hasan Yari and Roozonline prove that are they are worthless, anti-Iranian pigs. In fact, they are anti-Iranians, anti-democracy, anti-humanity, and anti-Truth. It’s very funny that Hooshang Hasan Yari and the worthless pigs in Roozonline, that betrayed the 2009 anti-Mullah movement in Iran, now defend the stupid West, the Western sanctions, the Jewish Nazi and their nuclear threats ! These stupid bastards are worthless ass-lickers that just want to intimidate the people, while now no one gives a damn shit about them in Iran. But the world should know these pigs and their Western employers, and should know how these anti-Iran pigs earn money in the name of ‘defending Iran or Iranians’ !! They are really worse than Mullahs. Just read their interview, and see how these anti-Iran pigs, that some of them call themselves ‘Iranian Nationalist’ !, pray for annihilation of Iran. Just read their interview and see why the Iranian expats and their Western employers are worse than pigs, and should be called ‘the stupid, mean, motherfuckers'”. I read their interview, and it’s really shameful. We should write more about Roozonline, Balatarin, Hooshang Hasan Yari, and other Iranian pigs that can show you the secrets of the 2009 coup. But it’s very funny that the anti-Iran and pro-Mullah pigs get their visa or their mercenary money in the name of defending Iran or Iranians ! As the wise, angry Iranians say: “When we try to be silent, and just laugh at the depth of their stupidity and savagery, the Western monkeys, their Zionist puppets, and their Iranian mercenaries try to eat extra shit and make a fun of themselves. They are really brainless, and not only show us the depth of the Western Barbarism, but they just prove that they are sick animals and this shitty world is a stupid jungle”. They also add: “In the recent days, French Foreign Minister, Laurent Fabius, warned that an I-s-r-a-eli strike on Iran would backfire. ‘It allows Iran to cast itself as a victim [!!]’, he said. It’s funny that the French monkeys defend the Jewish Nazi, because according to the French monkeys’ logic, in the 1940s, Hitler and the Nazi Germany were right, and France just tried to cast itself as a victim ! “. The Western monkeys are really brainless. They don’t know that their bullshit can change many things in Iran. Now, even the wise Iranians are angry and say: “The British monkeys and the Jewish Nazi clearly say: ‘I-s-r-a-el could send Iran back to Stone Age [!!]’ or ‘Just imagine that tomorrow, the beautiful and ancient city of Isfahan, may vanish, with just one bomb [!!!!]’ And the Jewish Mullah clearly say: ‘God, wipe Iranians out, kill them. Destroy Iran and Iranians God, obliterate them from the face of the earth’. But it just shows that the West and the Zionists are not human, but are sick animals who just love blood, war, and genocide, and only can understand the animal language”. And many ordinary Iranians that are anti-Mullahs, clearly say: “We should speak to them with their own language: ‘If the Jewish Nazi wage offensive war on Iran, Iran and Iranians don’t send Israel back to Stone Age, but Iran and Iranians wipe the tiny Jewish state off the map and obliterate all Jewish terrorists from the face of the earth. It’s their own language, and they only can understand this language. We should fuck them and destroy them, and only in this way they stop hurting other people”. And the wise, angry Iranians say: “Those Jewish Nazi and Jewish monkeys that threat Iran with nuclear bombs and tell barbaric jokes, are puppets of the UK and the US, and love ‘genocide’ and ‘wipe off the map’. But they just show us that Iran certainly should have nuclear weapons and even weapons that are more powerful than nuclear weapons. The tiny Jewish state is a small shithole that may vanish with just one bomb. But this tiny shithole is not important. Iran should be able to fuck USA with just one bomb. The whole USA should vanish with just one bomb ! Iran should have such weapons, and should punish those pigs who created and supported [the Iranian 9/11 (the 2009 coup)] and imposed the 2012 sanctions. The Western monkeys and their Zionist puppets can only understand their own language. Their world is the animal world and its main law is ‘the law of the jungle’, so, we should treat them like sick animals”. It’s so obvious why Iranians should be angry.

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“Why the stupid monkey (Obama) and other Western monkeys try to show us their true colors?”, many Iranians ask. It’s a good question. As the wise Iranians say: “Politicians in the US and Europe are less honorable than Prostitutes. They are stupid, and don’t care about their honor, or even a face-saving formula. They just care about money and power. Apparently, they want to make a good deal with the Mullahs. It’s their plan A. And their plan B is like their plan A. And if we ignore their plan C, D, or E, we can say that their plan F is ‘using the terrorists (MEK) and the Monarchists (Pahlavists)’, that more than 99% of Iranians hate them, as Alternative ! They don’t care about their true face, because their IQ is less than pigs’ IQ. They still believe that their plan A or plan B will work, that means, in 2013, after the US election, all the current barks and farts would convert into a love story between the US and the Mullahs. But both sides are worried about a main obstacle: the Iranian people and their awareness”. In fact, the wise Iranians talk about “Jang-e Zargari” (Sham Fight), because they can see the clear signs of the Sham Fight in the past 3 years, and also in the recent days. For instance, they say: “In August and September 2012, Obama sent his Jewish aide !, the top US Diplomat Jeffrey Feltman, to meet with Khamenei in Iran. Feltman is the first senior American officials to meet with the Mullah leader, Khamenei, openly and publicly”. And as the people media report: “Jeffrey Feltman is a Jew and a Zionist, and he was very happy to see his Jewish-Zionist brothers, specially AhmadiNejad, in Tehran! Feltman is a Jew that loves the Zionists, the CIA, and also the Mullahs and the Hezbollah. Jeffrey Feltman is a Zionist Jew. Seeing Feltman sitting between Ki-Moon and a Mullah facing the Mullah leader, Khameini, is very funny. Jeffrey Feltman can show you many things about the secret relations between USA, the Zionists, and the Mullahs”. And some wise Iranians add: “AhmadiNejad is a Jew, Jeffrey Feltman is a Jew, Noam Chomsky is a Jew, and you are still stupid and blind, and can’t see the truth ?!“. We should write more about this issue later, but the clear signs of “Jang-e Zargari” (Sham Fight) are really undeniable. Even some Americans can see these signs and say: “The Mullah regime kills their own citizens, but Obama loves them and supports them. Obama’s envoy tacitly approve this with his presence“. The story of the current barks and farts, and the clear signs of “Jang-e Zargari” (Sham Fight) is not paradoxical. As the wise Iranians say: “Those who know the dirty world of politics, that is like the animal world, know that the Mullahs and the West don’t have any serious problem with each other. Both sides just want to win more concessions, and the freedom and democracy and the human values are meaningless for both sides. When Ban Ki-moon that is a stupid puppet of USA, said: ‘It is especially important for the voices of Iran’s people to be heard during next year’s presidential election [!!!]‘, it’s so obvious that those who created and/or supported the 2009 coup (the Iranian 9/11) are one team and work for one goal”. We should write more about the story of Ban Ki-moon and Jeffrey Feltman. But now, some wise Iranians say:” Ban Ki-moon, aka Chiz To-koon (thing in his ass), is a puppet of USA, and what he said in Tehran, in front of a group of Basiji thugs, is the US policy”. Many think that the Zionists are an important factor, but as the wise Iranians say: “The Zionists are less than nothing. The only important factor is the Iranian people and their awareness. Just about 14 million Jews live in the whole world, and less than 1 or 2 millions of them are Zionist. The Zionists are not important, and the Christian fanatics just use them as a tool for accelerating the Armageddon and the end of the time ! And the first victim of any Armageddon and any world war, will be the Jews. The Christian fanatics hate the Jews so much, because they think that the Jews killed Jesus. They just fool and use the Jews”. In these days, the story of USA and the Jewish state is funny. Recently, Reuters and other Western media reported: “Obama Avoids Netanyahu Meeting. Obama doesn’t meet Netanyahu during a U.S. visit later this month. The White House had refused Netanyahu’s request to meet Obama when the Israeli leader visits the US to attend the U.N. General Assembly. [Obama and Netanyahu badly hate each other]”. We would write more about this issue later, but as the wise Iranians say: “it can show that the Zionists are not an important factor. They are just stupid, and bark and fart a lot. Some Jewish Nazi that are angry, say: ‘US should beg I-s-r-a-e-l to bomb Iran [!!]‘. Their IQ is really less than monkey’s IQ. The Western monkeys, their puppets, their war threats, and their nuclear threats, clearly show that they still live in the Stone Age”. But if the good guys and the wise guys remain silent, those monkeys that have a low IQ, and love blood, hatred, war, and barbarism, would destroy the whole world.


Zionists (Jewish Mullahs) Pray for Annihilation of Iran

August 27, 2012

“Senior I-s-r-a-e-li rabbi, Ovadia Yosef, the Orthodox leader of the Shas party, calls for Irans destruction and Iran’s annihilation. Rabbi Ovadia Yosef appears to be advocating genocide. He called on Jews to pray for the destruction of Iran, this past Saturday. [This Jewish Nazi] said: ‘God shall strike Iranians down and kill them’. He added: ‘Do good, God, wipe them out, kill them’. [This Jewish terrorist that loves genocide] also added: ‘Destroy them God, obliterate them from the face of the earth'”, the media reported yesterday. And the people media added: ‘The Zionists bark and eat shit, but the world, the UN, the US, the EU, the Western mass media and other bastards are silent, or just encourage the Jewish terrorists. Ovadia Yosef is a Nazi Rabbi and a Jewish terrorist, but why the UN and Ban Ki-moon [that some call him ‘Chiz-to-Koon’ (a thing in his ass; f-a-g-got)] don’t sharply criticize the Jewish Nazis, and say nothing about their offensive and inflammatory statements and their call for Annihilation of Iran? Do you remember what the UN and the West said about Iran and Iranians, when that Jewish spy (Ahmadinejad) verbally attacked the Zionists and the Zionist regime? But even that Jewish spy and Mullahs didn’t dare to say what the Jewish Nazis say today”. In these days, many can see how the religious fanatics in the US, Europe, and the Jewish State think and behave like the religious fanatics in other parts of the world. It’s really shameful that many religious fanatics still live in the US and the West. “The religious fanatics think, or even dress like each others. The Jewish Mullahs are the worst kinds of Mullahs”, some say. The religious fanatics are the same shit, and it’s funny and important that the Jewish fanatics dress like Mullahs. But it’s really shameful that the Jewish Mullahs or the Christian fanatics can fool or play with the world and public opinion. And it’s embarrassing that many Westerners are dumb as hell.

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The Shas shit, Ovadia Yosef, is a Jewish terrorist and a Jewish Nazi, but he looks like Mullahs. When many see his pictures, they say: “Wow! This Jewish bastard is a real Mullah. Apparently all Mullahs are Jews or puppets of Jews! The Mullah regime and the Zionist regime are really alike”. In fact, many are shocked, and can’t believe that the Jewish fanatics are exactly like Mullahs. But the wise guys, that knew the truth, say: “The religious fanatics love the same shit, and both the Mullah regime and the Zionist regime are Theocratic regimes. Shas is currently I-s-r-a-el’s fourth largest party in the Knesset. In Netanyahu’s present coalition government the party holds four cabinet posts. The stated purpose of the party is to ‘return the crown to the former glory’ [!!]. Shas has its own government-funded education system [!!]”. But unfortunately, even USA is eager to become a Theocracy. As the wise American say: “Mormons are the American Taliban or the American Mullah. Similar to the Jews, Mormons believe that they are a chosen people and that America is the Promised Land. They want to establish a Theocracy in USA”. The Jewish fanatics are like or worse than Mullahs, and the Christian fanatics and Mormons are like or worse than the Jewish Mullahs. This shitty world is really a big shithole. As some wise guys say: “Mullah as a title has been used in some Jewish communities to refer to the community’s leadership, especially religious leadership. So, it’s better that you refer to Rabbis and Orthodox Jews as Jewish Mullahs. Orthodox Jews with full beards, long black coats, and their stupid hats look like Mullahs. In fact, both their looks and their thoughts are alike in many ways“. We have written about Zionists, Mormons and the religious fanatics in the US and the West. But the story of Romney, Mormons and American Theocracy is a great tragedy that needs more attention.

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“Shas leader calls on Jews to pray for annihilation of Iran. But do you know what Shas means in Persian? Shas or ‘Shas-Cool’ is a slang term that means ‘retard’, brainless, idiot, etc in Persian. The Jewish Shas or The Jewish Shas-Cool are Jewish Basijis. They are like or worse than the Basiji thugs”, some Iranians say. And some media add: “Shas former party leader, Aryeh Deri, was arrested and imprisoned on corruption charges in 1999. Shas leaders are corrupted religious leaders. Shas opposes feminists, atheists, liberals, non-Jews, gays and lesbians, etc”. And some people media add: “The Shas party and The Jewish Shas not only are worse than Mullahs, but they are worse than the German Nazi. It’s funny to know that the Shas leader, that is a Jewish terrorist, is an Arab ! He is an anti-Iran pig”. And the wise guys say: “many Jews are Arabs, and think and behave like the Arab terrorists. In fact, the Jewish terrorists and the Arab terrorists are two sides of the same coin. Both of them are anti-Iran, anti-humanity, anti-democracy, anti-modernity, anti-Science, etc”. Even the ordinary Jews know Shas and say: “Shas’s leader teaches how to pray for killing … the Shas ultra-Orthodox party, a key faction in Netanyahus governing coalition, loves hatred, war, and violence. We hate them“. The Shas’s leader is really a Mullah, a Jewish Mullah. But we all should wait and see how the UN, the US, the EU, and the Western mass media respond to this Jewish terrorist and the Jewish Nazism. We should wait and see how the UN and the West react to the Jewish Mullahs and the Jewish bullshit. It would show many things.

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“The West loved and supported that Jewish spy (Ahmadinejad) and his military coup in Iran. That Jewish shit (Ahmadinejad) ate shit, but he never said what the Shas’s leader says today. The Western media pretend that their beloved Jewish spy (Ahmadinejad) is representative of Iranians, while the Iranian people hate him and his Western supporters. The Jewish spy (Ahmadinejad) ate shit, but the Western media reported: ‘Iran has said that I-s-r-a-el must be wiped off the map [!!]‘. They interpreted his words as a call for genocide ! But the story of ‘wipe off the map’ is funny, because no such idiom exists in Persian Language. If you want to translate Mullah words in English, you should say: “they did say they hoped the Zionist regime occupying Jerusalem, would collapse”. It’s what they say in Persian. The European fascists, Nazis, Zionists, Christians, or Arabs have words or idioms like ‘wipe off the map’ and ‘genocide’, but you can’t find such idioms in Persian language and Persian history. The only nation in the world that can not be accused of genocide, are Persians (Iranians). The Persian history is free from genocide, while the European history, the American history, the Christian history, the Arab history, the Jewish history, the Japanese history, etc are full of genocide”, some wise Iranians say. It’s hard to say it’s wrong. We should write more about it later. Unfortunately, many know nothing about the story of the Jewish Mullahs, the Jewish spies, or the Christian fanatics. This shitty world is really full of shit and shitheads, but many still live in a stupid fantasy world, and stupidly think that Westerners are more modern, liberal, tolerant, intellectual, or wiser than Iranians and other nations.

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“Do you know why Mullahs, Zionists, and Christian fanatics help each others? and why Obama and USA supported Mullahs and that Jewish spy (Ahmadinejad) in 2009, and aided them in killing Iranians? The Jewish fanatics, the Christian fanatics, the American Mormons, and other religious fanatics are like Talibans; they all deny women rights, women equality, human rights, democracy, etc. In fact, a bunch of religious bastards try to destroy the world and all humans, with the help of the Sheeple”, some Iranians say. We all should ask: why the stupid West supports the Jewish Mullahs openly and shamelessly? But when the Christian West supports the Jewish Mullahs, it’s so obvious that they can support the Muslim Mullahs as well. As the wise guys say: “The Jewish Mullahs describe non-Jews as ‘born only to serve us’ ! They hate Christians, Muslims and all other humans. They hate Jesus and see him as an apostate. But why the Christian fanatics love and support the Jewish Mullahs? Why the Christian fanatics that think the Jews killed Jesus, pretend that they love the Jews? And why the West and its Holocaust’s creators should help the Mullah regime and that Jewish spy?” These questions are important, and related to the secrets of the 2009 coup. In 2009, Obama, USA, and the stupid West aided Mullahs and Iranian baboons in killing and suppressing the Iranian people, and now in 2012, even the stupidest people can see its reasons. In fact, Obama, the Lefts, the stupid West, the Jewish Mullahs, the Iranian baboons and their cesspools, including Balatarin.com or RoozOnline, and other jerks and traitors that the Iranian people have seen their true colors and hate them so much, can show you many things about the secrets of the 2009 coup.

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The year 2012 has revealed many things about the 2009 coup. Those bastards that betrayed the Iranian people and supported the Mullah regime in 2009, said: “sanction or any political pressure on Mullahs is wrong. The West should not help the Iranian people and their movement. The West should not support Iranians in the name of democracy or human rights”. But in 2012, these bastards that still support Mullahs, say: ‘sanction or any pressure on ‘Iran’ is good. The West should punish Iran and Iranians. The West should torture Iranians, and should keep Iran backward, in the name of nuclear issue”. The past three years can show you many things about the lefts, the stupid West, the intellectual mercenaries, the Iranian baboons and other jerks. The Jewish Mullahs and the Christian fanatics are a big threat, but they are not the biggest threat. Many Americans know the religious fanatics and Zionists. Many know Mormons, and even write about “Muslims and Mormons: Shared Beliefs, Shared Struggles”; but they don’t know the Lefts, the intellectual mercenaries, or some one like Noam Chomsky, that is more dangerous than the religious fanatics. Of course the American Sheeple not only don’t know the leftist bastards or the religious fanatics, but they even don’t know their politicians, their media, or the threat of American Theocracy and American Fascism. As Americans say: “We once feared that the US was under threat from a band of religious fanatics. But who were these feared ‘fanatics?’ Muslims? no; they were Mormons and Christian fanatics. Lying about their religion is not a sin to many of them. They want to establish a Theocracy in the US, and call it Theo-Democracy. But the American people just help them”. In fact, U.S. fanatics are like or worse than Mullahs and Jewish terrorists, but do you know who help these bastards openly and secretly, and why? Many know the religious fanatics or the greedy capitalists, but only a very few people know the lefts, the pseudo intellectuals and the wolves in sheep’s clothing that try to fool and control the Sheeple. And it’s dangerous. As the wise Iranians say: “The secrets of the 2009 coup, and those who supported Mullahs and that Jewish shit (Ahmadinejad) in 2009, can show you many things about this shitty world and its secrets”. Think about it.


London Olympics and The Horny West

August 10, 2012

Olympic female beach volleyball players would be allowed to wear more clothes [!!]“, the British media reported before the Olympic games. And it’s one of the tragicomic stories of the London 2012 Olympics. It’s part of an old story: “Women and S-e-x Slaves”. The British media added: “female beach volleyball players will have the option to wear less revealing outfits [!!]”, that just means: “they were forced to wear a revealing bikini”. It’s really shameful, and can show you many things about today’s world and today’s West. Some western media clearly say that their people love watching “semi-naked women playing volleyball”, and the witty Iranians call the West “Gharb-e Hashari” (the horny West), but if you think about this issue more, it can show you many things. In the recent years, many have protested against the women’s beach volleyball. The wise guys, including the wise Westerners, clearly say: “It’s just s-e-x, not sport. It’s part of the s-e-x industry”. But the main question is: “Why many Americans and Europeans feel ashamed of the s-e-x industry, and try to enjoy s-e-x in the name of sports, the Olympic games, etc? Why they try to hide themselves and their desires behind sports and other things? Why they are such hypocrites? ” In fact, the main question is about the Horny West and their ridiculous hypocrisy.

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“This female suit is pretty ridiculously skimpy”, Americans say. But “to Wear cloth or not to wear cloth” is not important; Hypocrisy and “Khod ro beh Khariat Zadan” (that means ‘pretend that you are a donkey; pretend that you can’t understand the main issue’) is the main problem. “Beach volleyball belongs to the hot and sultry areas, and the weather determines what they should wear. But in the cold weather of London, they treat the female players like s-e-x slaves, who should make their masters happy. The Brazilian and Spanish girls must have been freezing in London, specially as the rain poured down”, some say. But the idiots can’t understand the main issue, and say: “They enjoy wearing the revealing bikini, because it makes their sport s-e-xy [!]”. And the wise guys reply: “You (not them) enjoy it, idiots. Women are clearly s-e-x objects first, athletes second”. And the wise Iranians add: “The ancient Europeans were stupid and hypocrite, too. They pretended that the Gladiatorial combats are sports!” In fact, the main point is not about s-e-x or ‘wearing a revealing bikini’, but is about ‘Hypocrisy’. You can have s-e-x industry or s-e-xy events, but not in the name of sports, the Olympic games, and other things. You can create the s-e-x Olympics, and many would like it. But it’s so obvious that you can’t call a slave, s-e-x object, s-e-x worker, porn start, or s-e-x slave “athlete”, as you can’t call s-e-x “sports”.

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Some ask good questions: “Why many female athletes don’t dress like the male athletes? Why they are almost naked? Most of men just love seeing their hot bodies and their tits and ass. And it’s s-e-x, not sport”. But unfortunately, many are hypocrite, and don’t want to admit that they just care about s-e-x or ‘tits and ass’, not sports or other things. Many people, specially many Americans and Europeans, watch the Olympics games only because of the women and s-e-x. And the story of the women’s beach volleyball is so stupid. Some Americans say: “You can see a trend in beach volleyball photos. They focus on womens asses. They see women as ‘tits and ass’, not as human or athlete”. It clearly shows that the Western Hypocrisy, that Iranians are one of its main victims, is not just a political issue. The wise Iranians say: “If it was sport, the women in beach volleyball, gymnastics, athletics, etc would dress like the male athletes. But the West is horny, stupid, and hypocrite. They are still obsessed with s-e-x. They act like a horny teenager, but they and their mercenaries call other people and other nations, not themselves, ‘horny’, ‘stupid’, or ‘s-e-x addict’, and we all should ask why they are such hypocrites? why they tell big lies and try to hide the truth?”

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Some Americans say: “many gymnastics and volleyball images are erotic images, not sports images”. In fact, as the wise guys say: “the West and their mass media are hypocrite and stupid, and prefer to hide their real emotions, their real intentions, and their low level needs behind other things. They use sports and other things as an excuse for enjoying ’embarrassing stuff’ and hiding the truth”. Some Americans say: “Would men care about it if all these women in gymnastics and volleyball [were dressing like men, and] weren’t wearing tight, revealing clothing? They just love to see women only as tits and ass”. And the wise Iranians ask: “ Who cares if they wear nothing, but why they don’t play naked, and instead, play ‘almost’ naked ?!” It’s a good question. In fact, if they wear nothing and play naked, it would be more acceptable, more understandable and more reasonable, but why they play ‘almost’ n-a-k-ed? Some reply: “because they are hypocrite. In fact, their men are hypocrite and their women are stupid. If they play n-a-k-ed, they can’t call it sport. Most of people would see it as part of the s-e-x industry, that they feel ashamed of it. So, they play almost n-a-k-ed, and fool themselves, and think they can fool others by their stupid gestures. They are charlatans, and it’s part of the Western Hypocrisy”. And some ask: “Why they feel ashamed of the s-e-x industry and try to hide the truth? Why they are not honest with themselves? Why they are like Mullahs, and behave like Mullahs and other idiots?”

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Some Americans say: “Their Olympics is not about sports, it’s about s-e-x. In the early 90’s, they added beach volleyball to the Olympics to increase sagging viewer ratings”. And some Americans add: “most of men who watch volleyball or gymnastics only want to see girls in bikinis. Other than that everyone wants to see the U.S kick every other country’s ass !“. It’s really shameful. The Olympic games can show us the funny relations between eroticism, fanaticism, and chauvinism. As funny guys say: “Those who want to cheer for their country, often watch the Olympic games and other things because of the tits and ass, and often say that they are religious people and God loves them and their leaders”. In fact, the idiot nations and the Sheeple suffer from a serious disease: their brain is in their ass. This disease has created many serious problems, and the bad guys know it well, and make use of it well. The OWS, the Canadian Farce, the UK riots, the Spanish protests, and many other shameful things in the West – even the Western betrayals and the Western sanctions that hurt the Iranian people – are results of this disease. When your brain is in your ass, and when you are horny or s-e-x addict, you live like sheep and just help the bad guys, who want to control and exploit the people and try to destroy our lives and our world more and more.

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The Olympics games is about faith and pride in your country [!!]“, the stupid Americans say. The stupid Americans can show us how eroticism can create fanaticism, chauvinism, fascism, and other horrible problems. In fact, when your brain is in your ass, you can’t see the obvious things, and you live like sheep, and it just help the bad guys and make them happy. The stupid Westerners say: “There is no higher honor than winning a gold at the Olympics [!] … When my country gets a medal I feel kinda proud to be a member of that country [!]”. This level of stupidity and chauvinism in the US and the West is really horrible. They talk about the global village, the Olympics goals, and the human community, while they are racist, chauvinist, and utilitarian. It’s beyond hypocrisy. And that’s why the world is still full of hatred, discrimination, injustice, war, etc. Some say: “The Horny West is charlatan and stupid. Their Olympics games is still like their Gladiatorial combats, as their values are still like the tribal values and the Stone Age’s values. They just care about the animal needs and the animal life. They just play with words and change ‘names’, and think hypocrisy can hide their true face and their horrible problems“. The Iranian people are the main victim of the Western Hypocrisy, but the Western Hypocrisy is a serious disease that doesn’t allow all of us to have a better world.


UK Jokes: from London Olympics to London Riots

August 8, 2012

The Olympic games should unite humans and human community, but the London Olympics is full of corruption, fraud, racist and nationalist comments, mismanagement, and other stupid things. As some Iranians say: “The British bastards (the bad Britons) and the West just care about ‘medal count’, ‘national pride’, and other political or chauvinistic issues. And many make use of fraud, bribery, and other dirty tricks, and want to gain more medals at any price. The London Olympics is a stupid joke”. But it’s funny to know that the shameless British media say: ‘For Iran, the Olympic Games involves Persian pride (and politics) [!!]’. The British bastards love distorting the truth. For Iranians, the London Olympics is a dirty Olympics. As the people media report: “The story of an Iranian boxer, Ali Mazaheri, that became a victim of the British bastards, the Boxing Mafia and a stupid German referee, or the story of an Iranian wrestler, Saeed Abdvali, that became a victim of the British bastards, the Wrestling Mafia and the French faggots, just remind Iranians of the systematic injustice and bullying in today’s world. When Mazaheri said: ‘It was a fix. It was a set up; Ive never seen anything like it in my life. They don’t want to see our success’, it could remind you of the 2009 coup and when most of Iranians said the same thing, and saw the true face of the stupid West [, the stupid Lefts, ] and their puppets”. Of course, some Britons talk about “Stupid London Olympics” or “stupid, smelly, hateful Olympics in London”, too. But the angry Iranians say: “The London 2012 Olympics is a dirty, stupid, political Olympics. When eight badminton players tried to deliberately lose group stage matches, and when that Swiss player and those stupid Britons and other idiots made racist comments about other nations, or when those German bastards in that German TV made a racist comment about Iran and that Iranian ping pong player, or when we saw how the British bastards copy the Mullah tactics, and use soldiers and students to fill the empty seats, or when we saw their stupid opening ceremony, we understood that the London 2012 Olympics is one the stupidest Olympics of all times”. The London Olympics has a stupid logo, but some Britons have made a cool logo that connects the London Olympics to the London Riots, and I think it’s one of the best logos for the London Olympics.

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“The London 2012 logo is stupid logo, and about GBP 400,000 was wasted on designing it. The first public reaction to the stupid logo was largely negative; more than 80% of votes gave the logo the lowest possible rating”, some say. But the above loge is a good logo and can show us many things, as the UK riots or the London Riots in 2011, could show us many things about the British society and its serious problems. And now, the British media and the British bastards that use the Olympics games as a tool for boosting “national pride”, dirty politics and chauvinism, can show us many things about understand the roots of problems in the UK. The British bastards, i.e. politicians and other bad guys in the UK, have created many serious problems for Iranians, Indians, Africans, and other other nations. Unfortunately, Iranians still are victims of the British bastards or “the British Mullah-Makers”. In the recent days, Khamenei, that many Iranians see him as a British agent, has said: ‘Our dear Basiji [thugs] didn’t had to attack the British embassy [!] It was a mistake’. It’s funny to know that most of the Mullah media censored his words. It’s funny, but not funnier than what the media reported yesterday. “The British banks help the Mullahs (not Iranians). While the Iranian people are victims of the Western sanctions, the Mullahs make use of the British banks and transfer billions of dollars. The HSBC and the StanChart work with the Mullahs and the Mullah Mafia. The Standard Chartered was a ‘rogue institution’ that “schemed’ with the Mullahs. They hid 60,000 secret transactions to earn hundreds of millions of dollars [!] in fees over nearly 10 years. The British banks had exposed the U.S. banking system to terrorists, drug traffickers and corrupt groups, the New York State Department of Financial Services (DFS) said. HSBC currently is under investigation by U.S. law enforcement, too. The StanChart officials say: ‘You (expletive) Americans. Who are you to tell us that we should not make deal with Mullahs [!!]’. It’s a catastrophic reputational damage to the British banks”, the media reported. The secret relations between British bastards, Mullahs, and Iranian baboons is a very important part of Iran’s modern history. As some Iranians say: “The UK and British bastards have had a key role in destroying Persia, supporting Mullahs and Iranian dictators, and keeping Persia backward. And that’s why most of Iranian people hate the British bastards so much. In fact, Iranians are not alone, and many other nations, including Indians, Africans, and the Chinese, hate the UK and the British bastards so much. Who can like charlatans, the brutal colonial powers, or the stupid bastards?”

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Iranians, Indians, and other nations are not the only victims of the British bastards. The ordinary Britons are one of the main victims of the British bastards and their corrupt system. When Britons try to connect the London Olympics to the London Riots in their works, you can see the depth of their anger. And when Britons say: “We feel the police represent a community that doesn’t include me. No one could understand why rioters targeted their local areas, but on that night the shops were owned by the police who had forever targeted us with stop and searches”, you can understand them. Many Britons feel their government doesn’t represent them. Many Britons hate Cameron, Tories, the stupid Queen, and other British bastards. The 2011 English riots was just the tip of the iceberg. When the BBC, the Telegraph, the Guardian, the Financial Times, and other British media tell big lies about Iran and the Iranian people, or make love with the Mullahs and the Iranian baboons, it’s so obvious that they betray the ordinary Britons, too. But unfortunately, the British media still can brainwash many Britons. As we said before (check Archive), during the UK riots, the British media used “Divide and Rule” tactics, and tried to fool people and hide the roots of problems. Unfortunately, the UK riots was a stupid and blind riot, and showed that today’s Iranians are wiser and more modern than their British counterparts, but we should not forget how the British bastards and the British media tried to control people and hide the truth at that time. And it’s like what the American media try to do about the American terrorist. After more than two weeks, the American media and the American officials still try to hide the truth about Holmes, the American terrorist. Apparently, the American terrorist is like the Norwegian terrorist, and has a manifesto that the US officials try to hide it. As the media reported: ‘Officials have received a notebook from Holmes on Monday after massacre. The notebook detailed Holmes’ plans to kill people. But neither officials with the university nor law enforcement would discuss the contents of his package, citing a judge’s order banning people from discussing it [!!]“. This level of censorship and hiding the truth in the US and the UK is really horrible. The US tries to hide the American terrorist and his motives, as the UK tried to hide the roots of the UK riots, but the real tragedy is that the Sheeple (sheep people) in the US and the UK don’t protest against this level of tyranny and censorship. The Western Sheeple just follow their media and their pseudo intellectuals like sheep, and it’s a very big tragedy.

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What you see in the London 2012 Olympics, from the horrible mismanagement and the widespread corruption to the racist and chauvinistic comments, are tragic jokes. The 2011 London riots and what the British system and their corrupt media did in 2011, were tragic jokes, too. But the stupid Iranian expats, i.e. the Iranian baboons that get money and betray the truth, pretend ignorance about the horrible problems in Britain. They said nothing about the 2011 UK riots, and didn’t compare it with the 2009 Iranian uprisings, because it just proved that many Britons are stupider than many Iranians. When Britons, Americans, Europeans, and other nations talk about ‘national pride’ and care about their country’s medals in the Olympics games, or the image of their country, the Iranian baboons say: ‘Oh, it’s natural. They are proud of their country. They are happy, and they deserve it’. But when the Iranian people express the same emotions, the Iranian baboons say: ‘Iranians are nationalist. But those who are proud of their country, and care about Olympic medals and national pride are very stupid. Iranians are very stupid !’ These ridiculous double standards can show you many things about the Iranian expats, specially the Iranian baboons and those who sell themselves for visa or money. If nationalism, tribalism, chauvinism, etc is bad, it’s bad for all people and all countries, not just for Iranians, who are less nationalist than Americans and Europeans. Recently, the stupid Mormon, Romney, that tries to become the US president, has said: “We place our hand over our heart during the playing of the national anthem. No other people on Earth do that [!]”. Romney has also added: “There was a time, when each of us could walk a little taller and stand a little straighter [!]. We had a gift that no one else in the world shared [!] We were Americans [!!]. That meant something different to each of us but it meant something special to all of us [!]. We knew it without question [!!]. And so did the world [!!]. Those days are coming back. That’s our destiny [!!!]”. This level of chauvinism in the US and Europe is really embarrassing, and just reminds you of Nazism, Fascism, Chauvinism, racism, genocide, and many other horrible problems in the West. But the Iranian baboons are blind and can’t see how “the US and the West are turning a neo-fascist B-movie into reality“. Of course, many people can take a look at the US presidential campaigns, the London 2012 Olympics, or the Western protests in the past three years, and can see why today’s Iranians are at least as modern as their Western counterparts.

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Almost all British media care about the London 2012 Olympics a lot. Of course, they just care about “the host nation and ‘the big sporting countries’ [!]”. And it can remind you of the British football hooligans, who are worse than the fascists. “ The Olympic games should unite all humans, but for Britain, the Olympic Games is equal to British pride and dirty politics “, the wise guys say. When you watch the Olympic games, you can see all humans are like each others. You can see all humans have family, friends, emotions and human feelings, or they want to win or want to have fun, or they have a special talent and want to express it. The Olympic games can reminds us that all men and women, independent of their nationality, are humans. Many of normal people like or admire one person or one team during a match, and just want to have fun, and it’s quite natural. But those who admire one person or one team only because of a special race or nationality, and don’t give a shit about other humans, are great idiots who can create great disasters. Unfortunately, the London 2012 Olympics can show us that the number of these great idiots in Britain, the West, and all around the world is not small. Of course, the good news is that their number is not so large, and it can be a victory. Many Britons are not stupid, and talk about the Stupid Olympics; some of them say: “Stupid Olympics with its rooftops missiles, and total disregard for the fact that ordinary people with ordinary jobs and ordinary lives are humans. They spent about GBP 14 billion, but it has not changed our lives in London”. Of course, many Britons say: “We are so proud to have the Olympics in the UK. Well done Team GB”, and the number of those Britons who say: “lets forget GB, and lets care about the whole international community” is small, and it can show many things about today’s Britain. “Other people are nationalists; but we are patriots [!!]”, the stupid Americans and Britons say. And the wise Iranians add: “The chauvinists and the fascists call themselves ‘patriots’, as the Mullahs call themselves ‘Islamist Thinkers’. The American terrorist, Holmes, is a terrorist, but they don’t call him ‘terrorist’, as the Arabs didn’t call Bin Laden ‘terrorist’. And the stupid British Queen, that everybody hates her or doesn’t care about her, sees people as her slaves and pretends that people love her. It’s a disease that some call it ‘Foolishness Disease'”.

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“The mismanagement, the empty seats, the ticket sales, the fraud and corruption, and the high prices are among the defining memories of the London Olympics. The Olympics were for the amateurs and for the people. They still are. The amateurs organize them, the people pay them”, some say. Unfortunately, as the wise guys say: “Corrupt officials killing the Olympics games”. In fact, the bad guys try to control everything, including the Olympics. And “those who just want to be medalists for their country, even by fraud and corruption”, and “those who only care about money and power”, and “those who just care about their own tribe”, are sick people and help the bad guys. But you can find them everywhere, as you can find the idiots everywhere. As the funny Iranians say: “Those who pay GBP 3000 for watching the Olympic games, and those who watch the Olympic Games only because they want to watch the hot women, are idiots; and If stupidity was an offence, they should have been jailed for life!”. It’s funny to know that some Britons published the below photo, and said: “Why I Enjoy Watching the Olympic Games”. It’s a joke; But many stupid people, including stupid Britons, only watch the Olympic Games for such things. The Iranian baboons pretend that only Iranians are stupid, but as the wise Iranian say: “many Westerners just watch the Olympic Games for seeing hot stuff, and ‘Mellat Hashari’ (horny nation) is a good nickname for the UK, the US, Europe, and other nations including Iran”. Many women in the Olympic games dress like beach volleyball players, and the story of the women’s beach volleyball is a funny story. As the people media repot: “Most of Westerners see the women’s beach volleyball as an erotic thing, not a sport. [And it’s funny to know that] the British media reported: ‘The 2012 Olympics will be replacing the women’s beach volleyball bikinis with uniforms that are less revealing [!]’. But it was a stupid gesture, because their people just watch the women’s beach volleyball for seeing those revealing bikinis”. We should write more about this issue later, but it’s so obvious that sport is one thing, and eroticism is another thing. As the wise Iranians say: “You can make a porno film, but you can’t call it art, sport, or other things that have their own definition. Those who try to hide their s-e-x-u-al desires and try to deceive themselves and others by stupid gestures are sick people. In fact, if you want to watch hot women and erotic things, you should see erotic films, not the the Olympic Games. But it’s an old dirty British trick that you hide your real emotions or your real intentions by gestures of morality, modernity, or humanity”.

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The story of sport and eroticism can remind you of the human needs, the high level and low level needs, and also of the British upstarts and their stupid gestures. In the 18th and 19th century, the British bastards that were stupid upstarts, called themselves “Gentlemen” or “Noblemen”, while they were brutal slaveholders, and while they killed and tortured other people, exploited other nations, and sucked people blood. The wise Britons hated these stupid upstarts, but they were in the minority. Unfortunately, those stupid upstarts still manage the political scene and the mass media in the UK. The British bastards, i.e. politicians and other bad guys in the UK, are among the greatest bastards in the world, and that’s why many nations, including Iranians and Indians, hate the UK and the British bastards so much. As the wise Iranians say: “In the past 300 years, the British bastards and their mercenaries tried to pretend that non-Britons or non-Europeans are stupid and backward. But now, when you take a look at the London riots or the London Olympics, you can see who is really stupid and backward. And when you compare the 2008 Olympics in China with the 2012 Olympics in Britain, you can understand why the UK has become a small hateful country, and why the British bastards confess: ‘Without the EU, we’re just Little England to China and India and other nations’. The British bastards are the most utilitarian people in the world. They think they are master at telling big lies and fooling people, but they have a low IQ. They live like animals, and with the logic of animals, and pretend that Charlatanism is Modernism. For thousands years the British bastards ate each others in a small remote island, and knew nothing about the human civilization, and maybe that’s why they think exploiting other people, Colonialism, killing millions of innocent people, or supporting brutal dictators is what you can be proud of it in the opening ceremony of Olympics”. If you read history, you can understand why many people hate the UK and the British bastards. The ordinary Britons are victims of the British bastards, and I hope all people, including the wise Britons, can see the true face of the British bastards, who are one of the main supporters of Mullahs, Iranian baboons, and other evil forces.


Alireza Nourizadeh = Iranian Baboon

July 20, 2012

When you live in the big prison (Iran), and when Mullahs, Islamists, and other puppets of the West make your life hell, and when the West and puppets of West deny your basic rights and your basic freedoms, you can’t forget and forgive the Iranian traitors and their betrayals. When you live in Iran, you feel that these bastards, that work for the West and/or the Mullahs, are largely responsible for your horrible conditions and your pain and suffering in Iran. After toppling the Mullah regime, these bastards will be tried for betraying Iranians inside Iran, the freedom and democracy in Iran, and many other things. But before that time, the world should know these bastards, and we should write about them. Here is not ‘court’ and we are not judge, but the world should hear the voice of Iranians inside Iran, that are voiceless and everybody betrays them. The silence majority in Iran are victims of the Mullah savagery, the Western hypocrisy, and the Iranian baboons’ betrayals. We have already written about the Iranian baboons and those who betrayed people in the past three years. We have already written about those worthless baboons that the world knew them as Iranian intellects, famous journalists, or well-known figures, but now most of Iranians know their true colors, hate them and don’t give a shit about them. We have already written about the Iranian baboons, including Akbar Ganji, Masoud Behnoud, Mr. Balatarin, Nikahang Kosar, Ebrahim Nabavi, Abbas Abdi, Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi), etc, that in the best case, you can call them “worthless opportunists”. Most of these bastards get money from the West, or earn good money in the West, in the name of defending Iranians inside Iran ! Many Iranians believe these bastards work for the bad guys in the West and Iran, but the world knows nothing about them. We should try to write more about these bastards. The world should know how these famous baboons showed their true colors, and how Iranians inside Iran think about them. Alireza Nourizadeh is an Iranian journalist in London that many thought “he is on people’s side”. As the wise Iranians say: “For about 15 years, Alireza Nourizadeh was seen as an anti-Mullah and semi-independent journalist. Alireza Nourizadeh worked for the Iranian Monarchists and their journal in London, but many could ignore it, because the Iranian expats and their community was like a city of the blind people, and Nourizadeh was like a person who had one eye. In fact, as the ancient Iranians said: ‘In city of the blind people, that person who has only one eye is the king, and Alireza Nourizadeh was that half-blind person. But now, Nourizadeh has showed his true colors to Iranians, and many people know that they should use a better proverb to describe him: ‘A blind person has become a guide for blind people’. Now, even Nourizadeh knows that most of Iranians are aware of his true colors, and that’s why he has started to defend Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi). Now, Iranians see Nourizadeh as an old whore and a stupid Khayemal (ass-kisser)”. After “Madhi scandal” in June 2011, that we have already written about it (check Archive), some Iranians wrote about Alireza Nourizadeh and his shameful behaviors, and many saw his true colors. At that time, many refused to write about the stupid Nourizadeh, because they thought it’s what the Mullah Gestapo wants. But when Alireza Nourizadeh showed his true colors more and more in the last year, many wise guys started to write or talk about him. Unfortunately, most of Iranian journalists are like Nourizadeh, or even worse than him. As the wise Iranians say: “Alireza Nourizadeh and Masoud Behnoud are symbols of Iranian media whores. They belong to the older generations of Iranians who created the Islamic regime. In 1979, they kissed Khomeini’s ass, and now after 30 years, they are still stupid and Khayemal (ass-kisser). Now, they kiss Pahlavi’s ass, Khatami’s ass, Obama’s ass, the West’s ass, or the Mullah’s ass. They pretend that they are journalist, while they are men of power and politics. They are Khayemal (ass-kisser). They are symbols of Iranian media whores”.

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In the recent weeks, when even the stupid Iranian expats started to spit on Reza Pahlavi and the Iranian Monarchists, Alireza Nourizadeh that has become a hateful figure, stupidly started to defend Reza Pahlavi. As the people media report: “Nourizadeh told big lies: ‘Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi [!] has repeatedly said that he is not king [!] and doesn’t want to become king [!!] why you attack him? [!] He is a freedom fighter [!] If the people don’t want him, he easily can find a new job for himself as a pilot [!] He is a good politician and a good pilot [!]’. He also added: ‘We should call Reza Pahlavi, Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi [!!]'”. As the wise Iranians say: “Nourizadeh that works for the Monarchist journal in London, known as ‘London Keyhan’, often kissed the Iranian Monarchists’ ass indirectly, but now he has started to kiss their ass openly and publicly. In 1979, he kissed Khomeini’s ass, and now he kisses Pahlavi’s ass. He loves kissing dictators’ ass and earning good money”. After Madhi Scandal in 2011, Alireza Nourizadeh showed his true colors to all Iranians. As the people media report: “Arash Sigarchi, a stupid Iranian journalist that lives in the US and works for the VOA, was the first person that criticized Nourizadeh for praising, defending, and presenting Madhi. But instead of apologizing to people for betraying their trust, Nourizadeh just threatened to expel Sigarchi from the VOA!, and added: ‘the little kids try to teach me life lessons. Now, a little kid, that has become a wolf with the help of me [!!], says that I’m a betrayer. I should not answer to the little kids [!!]’. In fact, Alireza Nourizadeh showed us that he is a little shit”. Nourizadeh’s reaction to Madhi Scandal was very shameful and very informative. The people media add: “On June 8, 2011, Sigarchi, that one day was Nourizadeh’s protégé, wrote in his blog: ‘You cannot be journalist and political activist at the same time. An Iranian journalist that lives in London (Nourizadeh) praised Madhi, his secret source, a lot. And then friends of this journalist, including Khansari [and other Iranian Monarchists] made love with Madhi and put pressure on the Iranian media that they should care about Madhi, too. But now, we all know that Madhi was a Mullah spy. The journalists should not be political activists. They should be independent. Madhi became Madhi, because of that journalist. Didn’t he betray his readers and their trust? You should be a journalist or a political activist, but not both’. Sigarchi is stupid, but what he said about Nourizadeh was not wrong. But on June 14, 2011, Alireza Nourizadeh reacted to him and said: “The little kid (Sigarchi) should watch his mouth. If he continues to talk about me, he will not be able to work where he works now (ie in the VOA) [!!]“. When people saw this reaction, they said: ‘Nourizadeh Goh Ziadi Khordeh’ (Nourizadeh ate extra shit). And many added: ‘This little shit (Nourizadeh) are very stupid. Instead of threatening other people, he should apologize people. He just proves that he is a political whore. Shame on Nourizadeh’. In fact, most of Iranians saw his true colors, and started to spit on him”. Madhi and Nourizadeh (the below picture) and their story was so funny. Madhi, an unknown Mullah spy and an agent of Mullah Gestapo, was firstly introduced by Nourizadeh. He presented Madhi as a hero and as his main secret source in Iran ! Madhi was Mr. Nobody, and even after Nourizadeh’s show, nobody cared about him, and in June 2011, when the Mullahs declared that Madhi was a Mullah spy or “Diamond for Deceit”, most of Iranians laughed at the stupid Mullahs, because Madhi was just a hero for Alireza Nourizadeh, Mr. Balatarin, and other Iranian baboons, not for the Iranian people. But Nourizadeh’s reaction to Madhi’s scandal was very meaningful. Instead of apologizing, he ate extra shit and showed his true colors. In the last year, many other events showed Nourizadeh’s true colors, too. As the people media report: “His love affair with Arab dictators, his love affair with separatist groups, specially the Arab-Iranian separatists that are puppets of Britain, his collaboration with worthless stupid whores like Nouri Ala and other Iranian Monarchists, and finally his defense of Reza Pahlavi showed his true colors well. Now, many Iranians believe he works for the bad guys, specially for the MI6”. You can’t be sure about the secret things, but it’s funny to know many people feel that Alireza Nourizadeh work for the bad guys. The Iranian baboons or the Iranian whores, that many call them “the Iranian Traitors”, are little shits and are not important. But when the West and the Western media try to present these little shits -including Alireza Nourizadeh, Esmaiel Nouri Ala, Elaheh Boghrat, Nikahang Kosar, Medhi Yahyanejad, Masoud Behnoud, etc- as Iranian intellect, Iranian opposition, representative of Iranians !, etc, it becomes an important issue, and needs more attention. And that’s why we are forced to write about these bastards.

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Alireza Nourizadeh has worked for the BBC, the VOA, Radio Farda, Deutsche Welle, and many other Western media. He is also a senior writer for the Saudi Arabian Al-Sharq Al-Awsat. But many non-Iranians don’t know his true colors and how Iranians think about him. Many Iranians didn’t care that he works for the Saudi Al-Sharq Al-Awsat, but when it was clear that he attended a conference in July 2011, known as “London Conference” that was a conference for the separatists and anti-Iran groups, many things changed. In 2011, the people media reported: “Alireza Nourizadeh was a key figure in London Conference, that was a secret conference for the separatists and anti-Iran groups, specially the Arab mercenaries. In this conference, they said ‘Khozestan should be called ‘Arabia’ [!], and is part of Arabia [!!]’. But when some ask about this conference and its sponsors, Nourizadeh threatened them and said : ‘Who are you that ask me about this conference and its sponsors [!]. Why I should talk about my sponsors and my financial supporters ? [!!!] It’s none of your business [!]’. He attacked Fariba Davoodi Mohajer, an ex-Islamist Reformists that lives in the US, because she had asked him about this conference and its sponsors ! He openly said to Fariba Davoodi Mohajer: ‘You get money from the US. The US government pay your rent, and we say nothing. Who are you that ask me these questions? Don’t interfere in those issues that are higher than your rank and your level [!!] (Jaii-ke Balatar as Had-o-Hodud Shomast !) It’s none of your business. You should not be nosy and interfere in our business [!!] (Khod ro Nokhod Har Aash Nakonid !!)‘. At that time, Fariba Davodi Mohajer said: ‘I just ask him two simple questions. Why he should be angry? Why he is so angry? Why he has been forced to show his true colors in this way ?!’ In fact, Nourizadeh just showed his true colors”. Mohajer, Sigarchi, and others are not wiser than Nourizadeh, but Nourizadeh’s reaction to their reasonable questions was very shameful and very meaningful. As the wise Iranians say: “Nourizadeh just proved that he is a stupid baboon, and a worthless mercenary. The Mullahs say that Alireza Nourizadeh works for the MI6, and recently Iranians have started to believe it. When Nourizadeh openly and shamelessly defends Reza Pahlavi and the Iranian Monarchists, when he supports the separatist and anti-Iran groups, when he goes secretly to Saudi Arabia and gets money from Saudi dictator, when he threatens people instead of apologizing people or answering their questions, and when he openly kisses Arab dictator’s ass, it’s so obvious that many should think he works for the MI6”. As we said before, you can’t be sure about the secret things. But it’s funny to know that many people, even wise guys, think Nourizadeh works for the bad guys. And it’s funny to know that the British bastards and the Western media still see him as “a prominent London-based Iranian analyst [!!]”, while most of Iranians have changed their views about him, and now see him as “a prominent London-based Iranian Khayemal (ass-kisser)” ! The story of Alireza Nourizadeh is funny and informative. As the people media report: “Alireza Nourizadeh’s father was a Mullah, and that’s why Nourizadeh has many friends among the Mullahs. He could work in Pahlavi’s TV and Pahlavi’s media as a journalist, because he was a Khayemal (ass-kisser) since his youth. In 1978, he started to kiss Khomeini’s ass, and supported the Mullahs. In 1979, he wrote for some Iranian journals, including “Omid Iran” and “Ettelaat”. In his shameful articles, he often kissed Khomeini’s ass and the Mullah’s ass. When the Mullahs refused to pay his share, he went to London, where he started to kiss Pahlavi’s ass again. He started to work for Pahlavists and Monarchists again. After Khomeini’s death, he started to kiss Khamenei’s ass. He said: ‘I know Khamenei. I was his friend. Khamenei is good, but his friends are bad. Khamenei is a poet, musician, artist, intellect, etc, but other Mullahs are bad [!!]’ In 1997, he started to kiss Khatami’s ass. He praised Khatami and the
Islamist-Reformists, and when he and Akbar Ganji worked together and wrote about the Chain Murders, they became heroes. But they were straw heroes, and now most of Iranians know their true colors, and only spit on them and shit on them”. It’s hard to say it’s wrong.

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In the recent days, the Iranian baboons, including Nourizadeh (above picture), had a conference in Brussels. No one in Iran gave a damn shit about them, but the world should know the Iranian baboons and their western employers. As the people media report: “Instead of condemning the Iranian terrorists (MEK), the Iranian Monarchists (Pahlavists), the Mullahs and their western supporters, that are anti-democracy forces and more than %90 of Iranians inside Iran hate them, the Iranian baboons declared that all Iranian groups, including terrorists and monarchists, should work together! In Brussels Conference, Mohsen Sazegara that has become a political prostitute, said: ‘We should work with all Iranian groups. There is no limit or restriction’. And funny Iranians replied: “So, you should invite Khamenei, Mullahs, and Basijis to your stupid conference, that is a conference for all whores and all worthless mercenaries”. The stupid Nourizadeh and other baboons kissed Reza Pahlavi’s ass, and the American and European officials asked the Iranian traitors to declare that Iran (not the Mullahs) should not have nuclear program. It just remind you of 1978, and how the Mullahs played the same role at that time”. It’s very funny that the Western officials have talked about Iran’s nuclear programs in this stupid Conference, that they call it “Iranian Opposition’s Conference”. Apparently, these stupid bastards and their Iranian mercenaries think they can repeat the story of 1978, when the Mullahs rejected Iran’s nuclear program and other programs that could convert Iran into a global or serious power, and then the West supported them. We should write more about the story of Iranian Opposition and Iran’s nuclear program, but it’s funny to know how the West and the Iranian traitors stupidly try to repeat history. As the wise Iranians say: “The stupid Reza Pahalvi tries to play the role of Khomeini, and Nourizadeh and other old farts try to repeat their 1979 roles. In these days, Nourizadeh supports Nouri Ala, that is a stupid old fart. Esmaiel Nouri Ala is a little shit and little whore that his today’s bullshit is exactly like his bullshit in 1979. He kissed Khomeini’s ass in 1979, and now he kisses Reza Pahlavi’s ass. This little shit is a stupid Monarchist, but he calls himself ‘Republican’. In fact, the worthless shits and the stupid Monarchists call themselves “Republican”, because they know all Iranians hate Reza Pahlavi and Monarchists. But they call themselves ‘Republican’, and then try to defend Reza Pahlavi, and it’s very funny. These little shits don’t know that today’s Iranians are not as stupid as themselves. What they did in 1979 was a tragedy, but now, what they do is a very stupid farce. The Iranians inside Iran don’t give a damn shit about these old farts, and the leader of these old farts and old whores, Nourizadeh”. From June 2011 to June 2012, we didn’t write about Nourizadeh, and he showed his true colors more and more, and proved that he is a stupid baboon, and we should write about him. The outside world should know that Iranians inside Iran, that more than 75% of them are young, modern and well-educated, are not blind and stupid, and the old farts and the old whores can’t deceive them. The story of Iranian baboons and Iranian expats can show you why Iranians inside Iran are angry and silent, and why they just spit and shit on all Iranian baboons and wait for a proper time. As the wise Iranians say: “The future belongs to the young Iranians and the wise Iranians who live in Iran and know the notorious MMM (Mullahs, Monarchists, Mojaheds) well, and know that the MMM are the intolerant and the anti-democracy groups, and should be banned from any political activity. The young Iranian intellects say: “We are not as stupid as our parents in 1979. We know why the real intellectuals said: ‘If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then tolerance and the tolerant will be destroyed. The intolerant teach their followers to answer your arguments by the use of their fists or pistols, or by threatening you. We should claim the right to suppress them if necessary even by force. For the sake of tolerance, we should not tolerate the intolerant. we should consider incitement to the revival of the slave trade, fascism, etc as criminal’. In today’s world, we know that we should consider incitement to the revival of Monarchy and also the revival of Theocracy, as criminal. Even little kids know why we should not tolerate Mullahs, Monarchists, Mojaheds, and a little shit like Reza Pahlavi and his ass-kissers. Of course, we are more liberal and more tolerate than Americans and Europeans. In the US and Europe, they don’t allow Bin Laden and terrorists to have media or website, but we allow monarchists or terrorists to have media. They can have their own media; they are free to speak in their own media, but they are not free to restore Monarchy, as terrorists and fascists are not free to restore terrorism and fascism. In Iran, Monarchists group, including secular monarchists (Pahlavists) and religious monarchists (Mullahs) that are the main anti-democracy groups are banned form any political activity. Those who support or care about Reza Pahlavi and Iranian Monarchists are traitor, and will treated like a worthless traitor. In any referendum about Iran’s future, the people will show how they feel about Monarchy, Fascism, Communism, Nazism, Mullah regime, and other options that are like each others. Today’s Iran will not repeat the 1979 mistakes, and Iranians will entertain Reza Pahlavi and Iranian traitors with Guillotines”. In fact, today’s Iranians are not stupid, and the outside world should know that both the Mullah regime and today’s Iranian opposition are bankrupt in Iran, and more than 90% of Iranians hate them. The future belongs to the younger generations of Iranians, not the old farts and the old whores. Those who support the Iranian baboons, the old farts and the old whores politically and financially just remind you of an old Iranian proverb: “They Crush water in the Mortar !”.


Sanctions, IMF Plan, Mullahs, and the West

July 17, 2012

The year 2012 has become one of the important years of the post-2009 era, and can show you many things about the West, the Lefts, the Mullahs, and other puppets of the West. In 2010 and 2011, when the Mullahs implemented the IMF Plan, known as “Subsidies Cut Plan” or “Rideman Plan” (Shitting Plan), and when the IMF (International Monetary Fund) repeatedly praised the corrupt Mullahs and their corrupt system, many Iranians could see who was behind the 2009 coup. When the Mullahs implemented the IMF Plan, and openly made love with the IMF – that the Lefts see it as “the best tool of US Imperialism”, and the Mullahs had already described it as “a Zionist Organization” [!!]- and when the IMF openly and shamelessly praised the Mullahs and their corrupt brutal dictatorship, many could see the true face of the Lefts and the West, and why these bastards supported the 2009 Mullah coup. As we said before, the IMF Plan destroyed Iran’s economy, and the price of basic foods and basis needs increased 400% to 2000% ! In fact, the IMF Plan was worse than all Western sanctions, but as the wise Iranians say: “In these days, what the Western media say about the new sanctions is very funny. The Mullahs implemented the IMF plan, and it raised the price of basic needs by 2000%, but now, the Western mass media pretend this price rise is a result of the new sanctions, not the IMF plan ! In fact, the IMF Plan is worse than all Western sanctions, and the West knows it well. The West sees the IMF Plan as the main part of the new sanctions !, because they know that the IMF plan is more destructive than all Western sanctions“. Now, many Iranians ask: “Why the Mullahs implement the IMF plan? Why the Mullahs and Mr. shit aid the West in destroying Iran’s economy? Do Mr. shit and the Mullahs work for the CIA and the West?” In the early 2012, when Mr. shit helped the Western sanctions by continuing his very destructive economic policy, many Iranians started to ask serious questions about his Jewish family. We should write more about the story of Ahmadinejad’s Jewish family in the near future, but now many Iranians clearly say: ‘Ahmadinajad is a bad Jew. He is a Zionist agent and works for the bad guys in the Jewish state. He is a Zionist [In Iran, the bad Jews are called Zionists’), and his mission is clear: Destroying Iran. And that’s why the West supported the 2009 coup’. In the early 2012, the Mullah media was forced to confess that ‘if Mr. shit doesn’t stop part of his economic policy (about interest rates), it would be clear that he works for the West [!] and serves the Zionist interests [!!]’. As we said before (check Archive), Mr. shit was forced to change part of his very destructive plan, that was a plan for destroying Iran and Iran’s economy. This change, that Mr. shit had rejected it for 7 years, decreased prices and proved that the new Western sanctions are not important, but do you know what happened after that? Mr. shit and the Mullahs started to implement the second phase of the IMF plan ! In fact, they tried to help the Western sanctions again. It seems like a joke, but as the people media report: “It was not a joke, but when Iranians saw it, they just laughed and said: ‘How the Mullahs should prove that they are puppets of the West? How Ahmadinajad (Mr. shit) should prove that he is a Zionist agent and his Jewish family is a Zionist family?’ In fact, people can see how Mullahs and Mr. shit serve the West’s interests, and why the West supported Mullahs in 2009”. In these days, the Western mass media, from the BBC and the Telegraph to the New York Times and the Guardian have funny reports. For instance, they say: “Western sanctions against Iran over its nuclear program are continuing to bring financial hardship to millions of Iranians across the country. Prices are not stable these days. Every day it is increasing. Leading a normal life has become difficult for ordinary people”. But Iranians say: “Yah, leading a normal life has become difficult for ordinary people, but it’s not a new thing. It began at Mr. shit’s era, specially after implementing the IMF plans in Iran. The IMF plan, that the Mullahs implement it in Iran, and the medieval tyranny, systematic corruption and mismanagement, lack of freedom and free press, etc are the main problems, not the new Western sanctions. But why the West and the Western media say nothing about the IMF plan and its disastrous results, or about the systematic corruption and mismanagement in the Mullah regime and its disastrous effects ?” It’s a good question, and can show you many things.

The interrelation between Western sanctions and the IMF plan, that the Mullah have implemented it since 2010, is funny and important. In the recent weeks, the shameless Western media try to present the disastrous results of the IMF plan as results of the new Western sanctions ! The wise Iranians say: “In these days, the Western media report: ‘Iranians buy hard currencies or gold, over fears of a currency collapse’, but they don’t say that it’s not a new thing, and it began after implementing IMF’s plans in Iran. In fact, IMF’s plan or Rideman Plan is worse than all Western sanctions, and has brought financial hardship to millions of Iranians, but the stupid West pretend that these disastrous results are results of the new Western sanctions ! It’s very funny and informative. It’s part of Western Charlatanism and Western Hypocrisy“. Relations between Western sanctions and the IMF plan can show you many things about the secrets of the 2009 coup, and why the West and the lefts supported the Mullahs. It also can show you the true face of the lefts and some one like Noam Chomsky. You can ask yourself : why the Mullahs implemented the IMF plan in 2010-2011? Why they are implementing the second phase of the IMF plan in 2012, after the new sanctions? and why the West tries to present the destructives results of the IMF plan as results of the new sanctions ?! It’s funny to know that the American media report: “As a result of sanctions and the surges in electricity, water and natural gas prices, businesses have struggled to cope with the new environment. But Ahmadinejad’s opponents have tried to block the next phase of the IMF program that is useful for Iran [!!], and is due to cut subsidies further [!]”. It’s very funny, it’s it?! The wise Iranians say: “Western Charlatanism seems like a stupid joke. Now, anyone with half a brain knows that Ahmadinejad is a Zionist agent, like most of Mullahs that are British agents, and all of them just serve the West’s interests. But the Western Sheeple know nothing about these issues, or about Ahmadinejad’s Jewish family or the historic relations between Mullahs and Britain. In 2012, the West, their media whores, and their intellectual mercenaries don’t talk about the 2009 anti-Mullah movement in Iran and how the West betrayed it. But why? It’s a good question. Nobody asks if the West was enemy of Mullahs, the West would have imposed todays sanctions in 2009, when millions of Iranians were in the streets and revolted against Mullahs, and repeatedly asked the stupid West to put pressure on Mullahs and stop supporting Mullahs. But why the stupid West just aided Mullahs in killing and torturing the Iranian protesters, and why the Lefts and the Western media just helped and supported Mullahs? If you compare the year 2009 and the year 2012, you can learn many things about the true colors of the West and the Lefts“. It’s hard to say it’s wrong, but as witty Iranians say: “We don’t know why most of Westerners have forgotten the year 2009. Do all Westerners suffer from Alzheimer’s disease and have forgotten everything ?! The year 2009 and its great tragedies didn’t happened 1000 years ago, but most of Westerners live like sheep and have forgotten what happened in 2009″. They also add: “The Westerners live like sheep, and that’s why their corrupt politicians f-u-ck them and betray them regularly. They deserve it”. We have already written about “Prices in Iran and Canada” and about the IMF plan and the IMF’s love affair with Mullahs (check Archive). But most of Western media say nothing about these issues. Only a few western media tell the truth. They report: “The Iranian people, that are angry at the West, say: ‘The West said the sanctions have aimed at halting nuclear activities. But they have targeted our families and children’. Iranians not only oppose sanctions, but increasingly support the acquisition of nuclear weapons, PRECISELY because of the sanctions and the bullying“. It’s really true. Iranians hate bullying and bully boys, but the stupid West loves playing the role of a stupid bully boy. The stupid West clearly says: “We tighten the sanctions until Iranians (not Mullahs) understand that the costs of pursuing nuclear weapons outweigh the perceived benefits [!] It’s a bit utilitarian [!], but we should be honest [!]”. Some shameless Westerners say: “The Mullahs, not the West, are enemy of Iran. The Iranian people should ask why they allow themselves to be ruled by the Mullahs [!!!]” And the funny Iranians say: ‘They asked this question in 2009, and now, they know the answer: Because the West and its army of media whores, intellectual mercenaries, politicians, stupid lefts, etc love and support the Mullah regime by any means. In fact, the West, not the Mullahs, is the number one enemy of the freedom and democracy in Iran”.

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In these days, anyone with half a brain knows that If the Mullah regime was an anti-USA regime, it didn’t send green signals to Obama, it didn’t make love with the IMF and didn’t help the Western sanctions, and it didn’t pretend that the new sanctions have bit. But as the mass media reported: “Ahmadinejad and the Mullah officials repeatedly have acknowledged the new sanctions have bite [!]”. It’s funny and important. You can ask yourself: “Why Mullahs and Mr. shit just help the West and the Western sanctions? And why Mullahs try to aid Obama in the 2012 election?” The witty Iranians say: “Because the Mullahs and Obama are close friends, and the Mullahs want to reciprocate Obama’s help [in 2009]”. The story of the EU and its stupid sanction is as stupid as the story of Obama and USA. As the witty Iranians say: “The EU is a joke. They talk about oil sanction, while Iran’s major oil buyers are not Europeans. They talk about banking sanctions, while the Mullah bank accounts in the European banks are exempt form the EU’s sanctions, because the EU loves Mullahs and billions of dollars that Mullahs have stolen form the Iranian people ! In fact, the stupid EU just shows us that Europe is enemy of Iranian people, and Iranians should punish the EU in the future, after the Mullahs’ downfall”. In these days, the Western media clearly say: “Western sanctions target Iran’s oil, Iran’s banks, and Iran’s people [!!]. The west hopes the Mullahs will eventually find it in their own interests to give up their nuclear program [!]“. In fact, the shameless West clearly declares that “The West just wants to make a good deal with the savage Mullahs, and the West doesn’t give a shit about people, humanity, the freedom and democracy, etc”. In the recent days, the British bastards and William Hague said: “[Our Mullah friends] should seize the opportunity to [make a good deal with us and, ] secure a more prosperous and peaceful future for the Iranian people [!]“. Can you believe it ?! The British bastards are master at telling stupid jokes. As the funny Iranians say: “The British bastards had to ask Hitler to secure a more prosperous and peaceful future for Britons ! Iranians hate the British bastards, their crocodile tears, and their puppets (Mullahs)”. In these days, the Iranian baboons and the Iranian expats, that are paid by the West and/ or the Mullahs, just repeat what the Western media say. It’s important, because these bastards that betrayed the 2009 anti-Mullah movement, did the same thing in 2009. In fact, when the West wanted to help the Mullahs, they helped the West and the Mullahs, and now when the West and the Mullahs want to destroy Iran and torture Iran’s people, these bastards help the West and the Mullahs again. But it’s funny to know that in these days many Iranians clearly say: “Today’s Iranian opposition and Iranian journalists (i.e. Ashura traitors and Iranian baboons) work for the CIA, MI6, and the Mullah Gestapo. Most of them are double agents”. Now, many Iranians ask: “Why the West shows its true colors in this way? Why the stupid West even don’t try to find a face-saving formula?” And the wise guys reply: “Because: (1) the West knows that Iranians have seen the West’s true face, and the West and its mercenaries are not able to fool Iranians any longer (2)Now, the West just cares about its own public opinion. They know that the West is full of Sheeple, and the Western lefts and the Western mass media can fool and manipulate the Western Sheeple easily”. The people comments in the Western mass media can show you the depth of Western foolishness. For instance, they say: ‘ There is a liberal minority in Iran, and others love the Mullahs and the Islamists [!!]‘. And Iranians reply: ‘Oh, yah, and that’s why millions of Iranians revolted and fought against the savage Mullahs and Islamists in 2009, and that’s why the West aided the Mullahs in killing and torturing tens of thousands of Iranian protesters !’ In these days, the Western media talk about “Iran’s reliance on oil, the structural weakness of its economy”, and specially about “deep economic crises such as the sharp rise in inflation, negative economic growth and increasing unemployment“, but they don’t say who created these problems. These problems that are not new problems -and are results of tyranny, corruption, mismanagement, the IMF plan, etc- make the West happy, and that’s why they don’t say how Mullahs and the IMF have destroyed Iran and its economy, and how they created these problems with the help of the West. The stupid West just shed crocodile tears for Iranians and stupidly pretend that these problems are results of the new Western sanctions ! It’s very funny and very meaningful. In these days, the Western media talk about ‘the rising price of bread and chicken’ in Iran, but they don’t say the Mullahs and Mr. shit deliberately raised these prices by 150%, as part of the IMF plan. Iran’s regime can easily solve the problem of the rising price of meat, bread, foods, public transports, and everything. But the Mullahs are implementing the second phase of the IMF plan !, and instead of addressing the situation urgently, the Mullahs just serve the West’s interests. For instance, the Mullahs say: “Showing people who eat chicken in films is not good. Some people could not buy chicken [!]”. It not only makes people laugh, but it’s a green signal for the West, and the Western media receive this signal and declare: “The Mullahs confessed that our sanctions have bite !” And the British media, including the BBC and the Telegraph, add: “Rising chicken prices have come to symbolize [!] the privations being endured by Iranians amid the Western sanctions [!!]”. Their stupid reports also add: “With chicken forming a core part of the meat-rich national diet, queues have been reported at state food distribution centers, where it has been sold at lower prices. The experts warned that inflation could rise by 50 to 70 per cent over the next six months [!]”. It’s part of the British War of Nerves. They say nothing about the IMF plan and the Mullah corruption, and how Mullahs and the IMF fucked Iran and its economy, and how the West helped Mullahs and betrayed the Iranian people in 2009. Only a few media report: “Prices on everything in Iran have been rising quickly since the subsidy cuts (the IMF Plan) were introduced in December 2010”. But now, many Iranians ask: “When things get a little better, and when sanctions prove to be unsuccessful, the Mullahs try to implement the second phase of the IMF plan, and raise prices deliberately. But why ?! Why they deliberately try to create more economic crises and help the West ? ” It’s a good question, and proves that the Iranian people aren’t blind and stupid.

“Who can blame Iranians. From their side of the fence they see our hypocrisy, double standards, ignorance, arrogance, a rampant blood lust, the list goes on. The west should be ashamed of itself”, a few wise Westerners say. In fact, the wise guys in all around the world can see the truth, but I don’t know why they are silent. The wise Iranians say: “In these days, the West barks a lot. But as the ancient Iranians said: ‘A dog that barks a lot, is a spineless coward that doesn’t bite’. The West is like a spineless dog that barks a lot. But it farts a lot, too; because many things scare it. Their media say: ‘About 20m barrels of oil is transported through the Strait of Hormoz. Everyone knows how important peace is for the Persian Gulf in a world driven by oil … Iran has cruise missiles, capable of reaching all of Europe as well as Eastern US including New York. US ships would be vulnerable to Iran’s shore to sea cruise missiles’. Even the Zionist media clearly say: ‘Who wants I-s-r-a-el to bomb Iran? Who wants us to bomb Iran?[!] The one who most wants an I-s-r-a-e-li attack on Iran is the Mullah [!], whose desire is to deal a very heavy blow, if not a deathblow, to I-s-r-a-el [!]’. They bark and fart a lot, because they are in deep shit. Now, the EU’s hands are empty, like their empty heads. The European heads is really full of shit. They still think they live in the Colonial Era and other people and other nations are their slaves. The West barks and thinks the Iranian people would say: ‘Oh, the Western dogs, who aided the Mullahs in killing us, please forgive us. We are stupid, and have eaten Maghze Khar (donkey’s brain), and are not able to see your true colors. Please forgive us; Please attack us, and please destroy Iran with the help of your puppets and your agents, including the Mullah and the Iranian baboons’. But now, almost all Iranians inside Iran say to the West: ‘Eat shit and die‘ or ‘You, the Western dogs, just bark a lot, and just show us your true colors more and more. Your IQ is less than a dog’s IQ’. There is no doubt that the West is in deep shit, and its brain is full of shit. If they were wise, instead of showing their true face in this way, they would have aided the Iranian people in 2009, or at least they would have apologized to the Iranian people for betraying them”. It’s hard to say it’s wrong. The West loves the Mullahs and the Islamists, because as some wise westerners say: “the Mullahs and Islamists server the West’s interests well, and they can keep their own countries weak and backward, and that’s why the West loves them, and that’s why the Islamists are the winner of the Arab spring. The West-supported Islamist hardliners hate the separation of religion and state, and now Islamic law is getting imposed everywhere by new fundamentalist government that mimic Mullah’s government structure”. And the wise Iranians add: “Today’s Iranians hate the Islamists and the stupid Arabs. Most of today’s Iranians used to talk about the lovely, peace-loving, tolerant, cultured Western countries. But now, they know the true face of Western countries, too. Now, many Iranians say: ‘The West and many Westerners are the Jackass, and an ignorant one as well. The West seems like a bully boy (Bacheh Porru) that says: ‘Give me money or I will burn your house down’. But Iranians know how to face a bully, and know Bullies are often cowards. Now, many Iranians say: ‘Why 85 percent of marine insurance is provided by EU firms and British firms? In the future, at least 50 percent of marine insurance should be provided by Iranian firms or independent firms. Why Iran and other countries should use the U.S. dollar in the international markets. Iran should make use of its own currency or hard currencies other than the U.S. dollar. After toppling the Mullah regime, when Iran will become a world power again, we should punish the West. We would make use of our own hard currency, should form our own insurance syndicate and insuring system, should reduce oil production to save our reserves for the future, should not sell oil to the EU, should develop alternatives to SWIFT system, etc’. In fact, today’s Iranians know that the West, the Arabs, and other sworn enemies of Persia, are sworn enemies of the freedom, democracy, human rights, and other human values, too. They just want to gravely weaken Iran“. It’s hard to say it’s wrong. The stupid West barks and farts a lot, and just discredits and dishonors itself more and more. Now, they say: “There are several obstacles on the way to an attack on Iran [!]. One is public opinion. Another is the realization deep in the heads of the world leaders that it’s impossible to use military force to defeat a community of 80 million people [!]. Another obstacle is the fear of violent revenge in European countries by Iran. Iran has the means to deal painful blows to Europe[!]”. The story of these days is sadly funny. The Mullahs love the Stupid Monkey (Obama), and try to aid him in the 2012 election, and Iranians pay the price of his re-election! If you want to see how Mullahs help Obama, you can think about the IMF plan, or about the story of oil price, that is very important. Many things can easily lead to oil price rise, and it’s in Iran’s interests, but the Mullahs don’t like rise in oil prices, because its big loser would be Obama and the West. We should write more about this issue later, but if you just think more about the story of Western Sanctions and the IMF Plan, you can see many things about the secrets of the 2009 coup, and the secret relations between the Mullah, the West, and the Lefts.


Only Bad Guys and Sheeple live in the West ?

July 14, 2012

In these days, many things are disappointing and unbearable. The bad guys have the upper hand; the good guys are indifferent and inactive; the internet speed and the internet censorship is so horrible; many anti-censorship tools are blocked or don’t work well (in Iran); many search engines censor us and boycott us; many Western media tell big laughable lies about Iran and the stupid West; and the story of Iranian traitors, Iranian baboons, the Mullahs and Islamists, the stupid West, and the disappointing conditions in Syria, Egypt, Spain, USA, UK, etc, that makes you feel sick. When the good guys are indifferent and inactive in the West, the stupid West, its bad guys and its Sheeple (sheep people) make the Iranian people feel that only idiots, racists, bastards, sick people and animals live in the West. Now, many Iranians ask: “Only Bad Guys, Sheeple, and Pigs live in the West ?!” In fact, the good guys in the West are invisible, and it makes you feel that they don’t exist. It’s very disappointing and very dangerous. It can create hatred, war, and other evil things. People comments in the Western mass media, and comments that are sent to us, are very disappointing, and make you feel that only the bad guys and sick people live in the West and the outside world. In the recent weeks, when you read, for instance, 100 comments in the Western mass media, you can see that about 90 comments are very very stupid, about 9 comments are unacceptable and disappointing, and only about 1 comment is reasonable or acceptable ! And it makes you feel that only racists, chauvinists, stupid lefts, idiots, utilitarians, and sick people live in the West, and the Western countries are full of Sheeple and bad guys -who make life unbearable. In these days, when many things are disappointing and embarrassing, we have to write about what the Western media and Westerners say about Iran and Iranians, and how Iranians react to these bullshit. In these days, the West and Western media are full of shits. For instance, some Westerners say: “Sanctions on Iran should punish the Iranian people [!!] It was the people who supported and voted for the Mullahs in 1979 [!]” Can you believe it ?! The wise Iranians say: “Apparently, only animals and sick people live in the West. They are blind and their IQs are less than monkey’s IQ. The majority of today’s Iranians didn’t exist, or were little kids, at the time of the 1979 revolution and cannot be made accountable in anyway for it and its outcome. They are the main victims of the 1979 revolution, that the stupid West supported it. But If today’s Iranians are responsible for the 1979 revolution, then today’s Westerners are responsible for two world wars, Holocaust, the Nazi savageries, the fascist regimes, and many other human disasters. The 1979 revolution just hurt and destroyed Iran and Iranians’ life, but if today’s Iranians are responsible for it, then today’s Britons and today’s Americans not only are responsible for killing millions of Indians, Jews, Africans, Native Americans, and other innocent people, but they are responsible for exploiting and destroying many countries, and should be punished by the whole world. If today’s Iranians are responsible for the 1979 revolution, then today’s Germans are responsible for the Nazi regime, today’s Italians are responsible for the fascist regime, etc. Are today’s Westerners ready to accept their responsibility ?! According to their stupid logic, the world should punish all Western people, because the stupid West and its savage bastards have created the greatest human tragedies of all times – from colonialism to world wars”. And the angry Iranians add: “The Western people still support their corrupt and savage politicians, form Bush and Blair to Obama and other pigs. But today’s Iranians hate the Mullahs and the Mullah regime. In fact, today’s westerners support and vote for their corrupt politicians and their corrupt systems, and should be punished. The Western people live like sheep and deserve to be fucked by their own bad guys. They deserve their current crises and their corrupt systems. But today’s Iranians hate the Mullahs and the Mullah regime, and don’t give a shit about them, their media, and their election shows. Today’s Iranians hate the Mullahs and all other puppets of the West. And the post-2009 era clearly showed us that only the West and the lefts love and support the Mullahs“. In fact, the stupid Westerners that live like sheep can not see the truth, but the wise guys in all around the world, and those who can open their eyes and their minds, can see the truth.

It’s really shameful that many Westerners are sick people. We and many other Iranians have cared about the West, respected it, and liked it, because of the wise guys and the good guys in the West, not because of its sick people, its politicians, and its Sheeple. The shameless people in the West only can make you feel sick. In the Western mass media, they clearly say: The people of Iran should be held to account for wrongdoing by their Islamic regime [!!] It’s not the West’s fault that these backward nations (i.e Iran) can’t have a democracy [!!]“. Can you believe it ?! The wise angry Iranians say: “Don’t make us laugh, idiots. You the Western faggots have no shame. You the sick idiots support and vote for your corrupt politicians, but Iranians hate their politicians and don’t participate in the Mullah election shows. They revolted against the Mullahs, and you the sick bastards supported the Mullahs, and showed Iranians your true colors in the past three years. You, the American faggots, the British faggots, etc aided the Mullahs in killing and torturing tens of thousands of Iranian protesters, and now, you the shameless pigs claim: It’s not the West’s fault ! Oh, yah, it was not Hitler’s fault that the backward nations of Europe were punished and millions of them were killed. Oh, yah, It was not Hitler’s fault that millions of Jews and Europeans were killed in the 1940s. They deserved it. Oh, yah, It was not Al Qaede’s fault that several Americans were killed in 9/11. They deserved it. And it’s your own logic, the sick Westerners. The past three years showed the world many things. Your ridiculous and embarrassing protests against your corrupt systems clearly showed that you are among the stupidest people in today’s world, while today’s Iranians are among the wisest and bravest people. You, the great idiots, that you brain is in your ass, even can’t solve the horrible problems of Bill 78 or the corrupt American lobbyists, that have converted your stupid democracies into Sheepocracy and Corruptocracy. You the brainless faggots live in the free world, but not because you deserve it. You deserve to live under tyranny, but you live in the free world, because you were born in the free world, like a stupid rich kid that was born in a family of crooks and thieves . In today’s world, you are backward nations, not today’s Iranians that their IQs, their knowledge, their thoughts, their views, are far superior to yours. You the stupid pigs, that your brain is between your legs, still live in the Tribalism Age. You are racist and stil talk about your tribal interests, and call it “National interests”. You are the real backward nations. You are the modern sheep, not the modern people. Your stupid democracies are badly corrupted, and many of you, the idiots, want to restore Theocracy, Communism, and other backward systems. You, the people of the West should be held to account for wrongdoing by your corrupt regimes, because your support and vote for our corrupt systems and your corrupt politicians. Take a look at your stupid OWS movement, or your stupid British riots, or your stupid Canadian protests, or your embarrassing situation in Spain, Greece, Italy, Norway, Sweden, etc. You are the real backward nations, not today’s Iranians that hate Mullahs, Islamists, stupid lefts, your corrupt systems, your corrupt politicians, your corrupt media, your corrupt intellects, and many other backward and stupid things in your countries and today’s world. Just look in the mirror, and see your own true face. In today’s world, you are the real backward nations, idiots“. They also add: “It’s exactly the West’s fault that today’s Iranians should live under tyranny. The uncultured Western faggots showed their true colors in 2009, 1979, 1953, 1941, 1925, and in the 19th and 18th centuries, when they supported dictators, Mullahs, traitors, Islamists, mercenaries, and other bad guys financially, politically, and militarily. But now, today’s Iranians know the West and its backward nations, and their puppets in Iran”. As we said before, we didn’t want to reflect the voices of angry Iranians here, but when the stupid West proved that many stupid Westerners have no shame, and when the stupid West ate shame and vomited decency, we felt that the outside world should know how angry Iranians are. When the stupid Westerners openly and shamelessly are talking nonsense and trash talking, it’s so obvious that many Iranians should be angry and should answer the Western crap, according to the Western logic. And for the record, we publish what both sides say. The world and the good guys should know how shameless and how stupid today’s West is, and why Iranians are angry. In the Western mass media, the Western idiots clearly say: “The suffering of Iranian people counts for nothing in the West … Is the nuclear Iran (not the Mullahs) acceptable and non-threatening? If not, do the West has the right to intervene? If the right to intervene exists, how can this most effectively be realized? Our answers would be: Iran (not the Mullahs) is a threat, Intervention is necessary. If sanctions don’t work, we should wage war against Iran” Can you believe it ?!

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The Western jerks openly and shamelessly say: “The Iranian people [not the Mullahs] cannot be trusted with nuclear weapons [!]. But we (i.e the West) have to have the nukes. The nuclear bombs must be the preserve only of civilized states – ie the West [!!!!] and Israel [!!!]” Can you believe it ?! The angry Iranians say: “Don’t make us laugh, the Western faggots. You, the savage pigs, are civilized ?! You, the Holocaust creators, are civilized? You, the Nazi killers and the Fascist states are civilized ?! If you the corrupt pigs are civilized, then all animals are Albert Einstein ! Don’t make us laugh, idiots. You, the Western pigs are fascists, racists, chauvinists, warmongers, and idiots. You are still as savage as your savage ancestors who loved the Gladiatorial savagery. But when you ate each others, Iranians were writing the first Charter of Human rights. When you ate each others and when some of you sucked the Iranian cocks to learn something from the Great Persia, that was the cradle of civilization, Persia was the greatest civilization of all times. It’s funny to know that even the civilized people of the ancient Greece, specially the Athenians, were Aryans who immigrated to Greece from Persia. Many Western historians say: ‘About 10,000 years ago, people in Persia began farming the land and developing other technologies, and knowledge of these new technologies slowly spread with Persian (Aryan) immigrants into ancient Greece. Their technological skills greatly accelerated around 3000 BC, when the Greeks learned from Persian people how to work with metals, how to use the wheel for transport, etc‘. It’s what you can find it in almost all historical books. When, you the savage animals ate each others and were called ‘Barbarians’, and when you praised savagery, slavery, massacre, Gladiatorial combats, etc, Iranians were writing about human rights, and were helping the Jews and other minority groups, and were teaching you what is human civilization. In today’s world, if only one nation should have nuclear bombs, it’s Iranians”. The sick westerners and bad guys in the West have no shame. They clearly say: “Iranians are inferior to us [!!!]. They had to organize their own nation into democracies, and should have done it years ago. They are not ready for democracy, and also for nuclear weapons” Can you believe it ?! The funny Iranians say: “How racists you the Westerners are. You the racist pigs just show us your IQs and your true colors. It’s good. The ancient Persians tried to teach you humanity and human civilization, but your IQs didn’t allow you to learn so much. And now, we are forced again to teach you what is humanity and human civilization, and again your IQs don’t allow you to learn so much. The stupid Westerners that more than 60 millions of them still believe that Earth is flat and the sun orbits the earth !, and more than 150 millions of them are Christian fanatics and worse than the Mullahs, are superiors to Iranians ?!! Oh, Yah, If humans were inferior to pigs, then Iranians were inferior to the Westerners! For thousands years, you the stupid pigs licked Iranians’ shoes and sucked Iranians’ cocks. Only in the past [300] years, a few western countries could gain the upper hand, and then created the most horrible wars and the greatest human tragedies of all times, and called it ‘Modernism’ ! But it’s funny that even in the past [300] years, Iranians were more modern than many Western nations. In 1905, when Iranians had their Constitutional Revolution, many European countries were so undeveloped and backward nations. Only in Britain, France, USA, and a few other countries, the situation was a little better than Iran. But from 1910s to 1950s, the Western countries killed more than 100 millions of their own people, ruined their own countries and returned to the Stone Age. They were like cavemen and animals, but just had modern weapons. And finally, only the nuclear weapons could prevent them from killing each others. They are still like cavemen and animals, and prepare themselves for nuclear Armageddon !!”. And it’s funny to know that some stupid Westerners clearly say: “If our democracy brings us to the point of nuclear Armageddon [!], we can rest peacefully with our [stupid] belief that ‘we’ are better than ‘them’ [!!]”. The angry Iranians say: “The Westerners are worthless pigs and you should fuck them and nuke them. They are pigs, and only understand the logic of animals and the law of the jungle. They are not able to understand the human language (Zaboon Adamizad), the human values, and the human civilization”. It’s so obvious why Iranians should be angry.

Unfortunately, only a few Westerners care about the truth or tell the truth. They say: “We got into bed with supposed sworn enemies like al-Qaeda when it suits our interests [or when they bribed us]. It tells you a lot about our true face and the authenticity of our War on Terror. We are corrupted and hypocrite”. I don’t know why most of good guys in the West are silent. In these conditions, many Iranians are forced to believe that the good Westerners don’t exist ! But we believe that many good guys and wise guys live in the West, but they are silent and inactive. Only a few wise Westerners say: “Sanctions on Iran have always punished people, not Mullahs. Many services are denied to Iranians, not the Mullahs. The Islamists and the Mullahs have many ways of circumventing the restrictions but ordinary people should be victims [ of the Western Hypocrisy and the Western betrayals]. In Iran, If you want to subscribe to a journal, purchase goods from abroad or simply book a hotel in another country, you can’t. But there is no restriction on the Mullahs, their family, and their children, and they even can easily go and live in the US, the UK, Canada, etc. For some time, the west claimed that its sanctions are ‘smart’ and ‘targeted’, but it just meant that sanctions should only hurt the Iranian people, not the Mullahs ! The Western sanctions are only designed to punish the Iranian people, and help Obama (in the 2012 election) and the Mullahs. There’s nothing in these [stupid] sanctions that the west should be proud of. They just show the true face of the West to the Iranian people”. And the wise Iranians add: “If the West was not friend of the Mullahs and the Mullah regime, they would have imposed today’s sanctions in 2009, when Iranians asked the stupid West to put pressure on the Mullahs. But at that time, when millions of Iranians were in the streets and repeatedly asked the stupid West to stop supporting the Mullahs, the stupid West wrote love letters to the Mullahs and aided them in killing and torturing the Iranian protesters. Now, Iranians know that the West and the US are enemy of the Iranian people, and friend of the Mullahs. The west and the US just want the Mullahs to be weak puppets. And the Mullahs know how the West betrays its friends. They know how the West betrayed Mubarak, Ben Ali, Pahlavi, Saddam, Saleh, etc. The West and the Mullahs are friends, but they know each others, and can’t trust each others. The West doesn’t care about the freedom and democracy, and clearly says that ‘Iran should be a weak country’. The West is waging war against the people of Iran, not the Mullahs. But sooner or later, Iranians will seek revenge and will punish the West and its puppets”. Unfortunately, today’s west is really full of shit. Recently the media reported: “Canada and a major Canadian bank, TD Canada (TD Bank), target people based on ethnicity or nationality. Canada’s TD Bank has frozen the assets of several Iranian Canadians, in many cases without notice. Some Iranian-Canadians say: ‘Never in our wildest dreams did we imagine that a major bank in Canada would treat us like we are second-class citizens’. And some Iranians add: ‘Canada has become a safe haven for the Mullah regime and those affiliated with the Mullah dictatorship, including the Mullah crooks, the Mullah thieves, the Mullah killers, and the Mullah rapists. More and more we feel unsafe in Canada, that has become a save haven for the Mullahs and Islamist thugs’ . An Iranian-Canadian adds: ‘I’ve been a Canadian citizen for 10 years and this is the first time I’m feeling that I’m a second-class citizen in Canada. It is one thing to punish the Iranian regime and its agents. It’s another to close bank accounts of all Iranian Canadians'”. The stupid Iranian expats in Canada really deserve to be treated like shits. As the wise Iranians say: “When Canada betrayed Iranians in 2009, or when thousands of Mullah crooks went and lived in Canada, or when the Canadian jerks made love with Mullahs and Basiji thugs, and instead treated the ordinary Iranians like shit, the stupid Iranian Canadians just kissed Canada’s ass and remained silent and inactive. So, they should be second-class citizens in Canada, and the Mullah Crooks and the Islamists should be first class citizen ! Today’s Canada is the land of crooks, thieves, liars, hypocrites, charlatans, killers, racists, and rapists. But Iranian Canadians were just Khayemal (ass-kissers) and now they pay the price of their betrayals”. It’s really shameful that both today’s Canada and Iranian expats in Canada are so stupid. But apparently, they deserve each others. I hope one day all good guys can live with each others in where they want, in every part of the world without any visa and any restriction, and all bad guys can go to hell and f-u-c-k each others there. That world certainly would be a better place to live. In today’s world, the stupid West is racist and just cares about the logic of animals and the law of the jungle. Now, they clearly say: “The West like Iran [not the Mullahs] to give up. Iran [no the Mullahs] should not have nuclear program. Iran today could be Japan, China or Brazil tomorrow. Iran should not be a strong and independent country“. These stupid bastards love “Bullying” – that Iranians call it ‘Zurguei’, ‘Gholdor Bazi’, or ‘Porru Bazi’. But they don’t know that today’s Iranians believe ‘Bullies are often cowards’ and ‘you should teach bully boys a lesson that they never forget it’. It’s funny to know that in the recent days, dozens of Iranian baboons and Iranian traitors, that the West calls them “Iranian opposition” ! but the Iranian people don’t give a damn shit about them, had a conference in which the American officials clearly asked them to say that Iran (not Mullahs) should not have nuclear program ! In “Brussels Conference”, a few Iranian baboons, specially Alireza Nourizadeh, defended or praised Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi) ! We should write more about “Brussels Conference” and the worthless Iranian baboons, specially Alireza Nourizadeh that has proved he is a stupid baboon. Now, many Iranians are angry, and say: “Iran certainly should have nuclear bombs, and after toppling the Mullah regime, Iranians should teach a good lesson to the stupid bully boys in the West, and their puppets. The payback time is near”. But I prefer that the good guys in all around the world aid each others in building a better world. And I hope all good guys can unite against the bad guys. We all, in all around the world, are victims of the bad guys and those who live like animals.


Lady Gaga and Modern Sheep

July 11, 2012

This shitty world is really unbearable, but not merely because of politicians and the dirty world of politics. If you want to know this shitty world and its main problems better, you should know the Sheeple (sheep people) and the modern sheep. And if you want to know the Sheeple and the modern sheep better, you should know the fashion world and the celeb world, specially in the US. And the most famous American celebrity, Stefani Germanotta (born 1986), better known by her stage name Lady Gaga, can show you many things about today’s USA, its fashion world, and its Sheeple. As some say: “Lady Gaga was an ordinary girl that became famous and millionaire in 2008, at the age of 22. The American media cared about her a lot, and now she has become the symbol of American beauty and American utopia. As the media reports she has sold an estimated 23 million albums and 64 million singles worldwide, making herself one of the best-selling music artists of all time. Maybe, she could be a good singer, but the stupidity of the fashion world and the celeb world has converted her into the symbol of stupidity and the worst celebs of all time. Lady Gaga before she was famous and blonde [!], was an ordinary girl that could focus on her talents. Even a stupid advisor could tell her that she is not very photogenic and she should avoid making a fool of herself by lots of makeup and other stupid gestures. But in the fashion world, only the sick advisors can make you a hero, and then those who follow fashion like sheep (i.e. the modern sheep), care about you because it’s in fashion. It’s really tragic that the media still can manipulate the people who live like sheep (i.e. the Sheeple)”. Lady Gaga can show us many things about today’s world, today’s USA and the serious problems.

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“Lady Gaga was a rich girl from New York; she had everything, except talent”, some say. But I think Stefani (Gaga) was not a great idiot like Reza Pahlavi, who has no talent and still gets money from his mummy at age 50+. Reza Pahlavi is a Heyfe Noon , but Stefani is not. (‘Heyfe Noon’ or ‘Heyfe Nan’ is a funny Persian term that has no equivalent in English. It literally means ‘Bread [food] was wasted on him’ or ‘He is unworthy to get bread [food]’. The funny Iranians use it when they talk about a very stupid or unworthy person). Sometimes, you forget your own special talents, and instead, you focus on a wrong talent, and it leads to a great disaster. Stefani could focus on her own special talents, and could avoid making a fool of herself. But as some say: “when the fashion world is stupid, and when a little kid has no wise advisor, and when a little kid becomes millionaire and forgets who is s/he, it leads to a great disaster. The violence, doing drugs, and other stupid things made Lady Gaga a celeb. In 2008, she started to dress in little more than a bikini in addition to experimenting with drugs. And after a while, the American media reported: ‘Lady Gaga won the Council of Fashion Designers of America Award for Fashion Icon [!!]’. In the US, many care about the fashion world a lot. Even their pseudo-intellects are part of their stupid fashion world. The media reported that Slavoj Zizek had an affair with Lady Gaga !” It’s really tragicomic. Those who care about the fashion world a lot, are modern sheep, not modern people.

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Some Americans say: “Lady Gaga is ugly. She’s less than average with lots of makeup. That’s why she gotta wear slutty clothes to throw ppl off. She is ugly as hell”. In fact, many Americans don’t like her, and don’t follow their media and their fashion world like sheep, but unfortunately, they are not in the majority. Some say: “Why she should think she is Megan Fox or Elizabeth Taylor? There is no need that everybody looks like Megan Fox or Elizabeth Taylor. You should focus on your own talents. In this way, both you and your audience are more satisfied”. Lady Gaga has said: “A lot of people in America didn’t know who I was until [I became an idiot like what you can see today]”. It’s really tragic. It can remind you of Martin Scorsese’s “The King of Comedy (1983) “, and how an idiot or a criminal can become a hero in the US, and how the media and the fashion world can play with naive people. In fact, Lady Gaga is a victim of the stupid fashion world and the stupid media world in the US. Some angry Americans say: “Here in the US, a disgusting coke whore shits on stage, but it just makes headlines and more publicity. Those people who buy this shit just aid the bad guys in destroying our country”. In fact, if the people don’t live like sheep, then many things will change, and politicians and other bad guys can’t fool and exploit people. The Sheeple and the modern sheep allow politicians, lobbyists, crooks, intellectual mercenaries and other bad guys to destroy a country in the name of human values, including the freedom and democracy.

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The stupid mass media try to pretend that all Americans love Lady Gaga or worship Lady Gaga, but it’s a big lie. Some Americans say: “The makeup makes her uglier. The drug use destroys her. Dozens of tattoos on her body are disgusting. Shes really a gross whore. Gaga turns to the crowd and employs a crude slang word and says: ‘I hope you brought your d-i-c-k-s ?[!]’ Is it really funny? She is sick. She is tacky and tries too hard for attention. We see her as an attention junky”. And some add: “Lady Gaga has become a symbol of foolishness, not modernity. She can show us the American stupidity, and the power of the media in brainwashing the naive Americans. She is just a symbol, and can show us many things that the mass media try to hide them”. Stefani is a victim, but it’s funny to know that some shameless American media pretend that those who hate Lady Gaga and her stupidities, are fanatic and are not modern people ! The wise guys reply: “Those who care about Gaga a lot, are the modern sheep. And the media whores who defend her and her tragicomedy, are animals in human clothing”. Some media and some idiots are really shameless, and clearly say that only those people who care about “Lady Gaga” and her tragicomedy a lot are modern people ! These bastards, that really deserve to be called “The Modern Sheep”, just remind you of a funny Persian term “Ghalat-haye Ziadi” (‘extra shits’ or ‘eating extra shit’) and a funny Persian proverb: “If you respect a dead man a lot, he would shit in his coffin”.

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Some wise guys say: “Violence, masochism, sadomasochism, drug use, tattooed on their body, Oh, aren’t they psycho? Those who care about Lady Gaga, violence, and drug use a lot, are sick people, not modern people. ‘S-e-x and violence’ is the best definition of ‘Animal Life’. The sick media whores that care about violence, sadomasochism, drug use, etc are really animals in human clothing. They are like those uncultured Europeans who loved the Gladiatorial combats. Today’s media whores that care about Gaga a lot, and encourage her to do more stupid things, are like those sick people who forced the poor slaves to kill each others”. The media whores pretend that the majority of Westerners love Gaga and her foolishness, but many Westerners hate her and her stupid gestures. The media reported: ‘Gaga’s performances of that scene on tour in England triggered protests from family groups and fans in the aftermath of a local tragedy, in which a taxi driver had murdered 12 people’, and it’s just one case of public protest against Gaga. There is no doubt that only the sick people, the psycho, and the Sheeple and the modern sheep care about violence, masochism, sadomasochism, and drug use a lot. These sick bastards allow politicians and other bad guys to treat people like sheep. These sick bastards are the worst type of the modern ship.

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Some wise guys say: “Lady Gaga wears revealing clothes, but it’s not important. She’s not ‘Lady Behave Yourself’. OK. But she likes violence, masochism, sadomasochism, drug use, etc. It’s the important issue. She needs mental help. But why shes such an inspiration to young woman across America? It’s the important issue Politicians and their media whores care about sick celebs a lot, because politicians need the Sheeple and the modern sheep. A country that most of its people are among the Sheeple and the modern sheep is a paradise for politicians and the bad guys”. It’s really hard to understand Gaga’s fans. Some of them, that are not so stupid, say: “She is not Madonna. But her music is good. Lady Gaga to us is a musical genius”. It can be understandable. “But do all her fans just care about her music and her musical talents? or do they care about her because it’s in fashion, and because other idiots care about her?”, some ask. They also add: “Unfortunately, many of her fans are sick people. They live like sheep and just follow fashion. They care about her, violence, masochism, sadomasochism, or drug use, only because it’s in fashion. They just follow fashion like sheep. It’s a great tragedy. These fans are the modern sheep”. It’s hard to say it’s wrong. The Sheeple and the modern sheep allow politicians and the bad guys to treat people like slaves. This shitty world can be a better world, only when the number of the Sheeple and the modern sheep decreases significantly.

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Some Americans say: “Lady Gaga is really the big tragedy of the fashion world. When you look at her fans, and how her stupid fans care about her, you feel sorry for America and Americans”. And it’s what many other non-Americans say it, too. It’s really tragic that many people in all around the world live like sheep and follow fashion like sheep. The wise guys say: “In our time, the people who follow fashion like sheep should be called ‘the modern sheep’. They use the modern tools or the modern technology, but it doesn’t mean that they are modern people, mainly because their thoughts and their views belong to the Stone Age. They think and behave like the sheep. They need shepherd, and the fashion world, the media, politicians, and other bad guys play the role of shepherd for them. They love violence, masochism, sadomasochism, drug use, and other stupid things that the media and the stupid shepherd dictate on them. Those who needs mental help are their role models. They are a new version of the classic sheep, including Jewish fanatics, Christian fanatics, Islamists, and other fanatics. They are ‘the modern sheep’. A psycho, a crook, an idiot, or a criminal can become their hero and their shepherd, and it’s really a great disaster”. It’s so obvious only when the number of the Sheeple and the modern sheep decreases, this shitty world can become a better place to live.

It’s our third articles about the celebrities, you can find the first one, that was about Mahnaz Afshar (an Iranian celebrity) here


Politics, Politicians, and Political Jokes

July 3, 2012

“The dirty world of politics is the world of lie, hypocrisy and shortsightedness. Politicians are sick people who only care about power and money. Politicians see people as sheep, and love to play the role of shepherd. Politicians love sheep, and people who live like sheep. Politicians hate the truth, and people who care about the truth and those who ask serious question. Unfortunately, the dirty world of politics is not just a small or limited world. Politicians have polluted the whole world. They decide about our life and our world. Politicians decide where we should live, how we should live, how we should think, or how we should shit. The dirty world of politics is the world of sick people. Politicians live like animals. They love the logic of animals and the law of the jungle. Politicians see the world as a jungle, and humans as animals. Politicians only care about power and animal interests. Politicians call animal interests ‘national interests’ or ‘national security’. They believe we should f-u-ck other people and other nations, because it’s in our national interests. But it’s the law of the jungle, and even the wise animals, that have a social life, know that sometimes they should forget the law of the jungle and they should help each others to have a better life. Politicians and their ‘National interests’ and their ‘National security’ belong to the Stone Age and the Tribalism Age, when humans lived like animals. ‘National interests’ and ‘National security’ are tribal values. They are among the stupid tribal customs. In the modern human life, the modern humans say good bye to the stupid tribal values and tribal customs. The wise humans care about the whole world, the truth, and all people, not just about their own tribe. Only the primitive, backward or medieval societies still live in the Tribalism Age. But Politicians ask all of us to live in the Tribalism Age. And unfortunately, many people, specially many Westerners, still live in the Tribalism Age. The American Chauvinism that they call it American Nationalism or American Patriotism, belongs to the Tribalism Age. European Fascism and Nazism belong to the Tribalism Age, too. In the Tribalism Age, people lived like animals and with the logic of animals. They saw the world as a jungle, and thought the world only has one law: the law of the jungle: ‘Kill others, otherwise, they kill you’. All Politicians still ask us to live in the Tribalism Age. And those who live like sheep, follow their politicians like sheep. And they deserve to be treated like sheep”, the witty guys say. The political humors and good political jokes always tell the truth, but in a satirical way. Let’s take a look at some other political jokes and think more about this shitty world and the dirty world of politics. Unfortunately, we all are victims of the dirty world of politics and the stupid politicians, but unfortunately, this shitty world is still full of stupid people. Only a few people are aware of the important problems and try to do something about them.

Politics and Mathematics

A wise Iranian, an Iranian Baboon, an Islamist Reformist, Masoud Behnoud, Reza Pahlavi, Khomeini, Khamenei, Khatami, the Iranian opposition, Mr. Balatarin, a Basij thug, an Iranian Monarchist, an American, an Briton, an Isreali, and a German apply for job and also for visa, from a western country. The interviewer, that is a veteran politician, asks them only one question, and decides about their job and their visa. The interviewer calls in the wise Iranian and asks “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The wise Iranian replies “4”. The interviewer asks “4, exactly?” The wise Iranian looks at the interviewer incredulously and says “Yes, 4, exactly”. Then the interviewer calls in the Iranian baboon and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Iranian baboon says “I don’t know. I just want visa and money, and I’m ready to eat shit and kiss your ass”. The interviewer calls in the Islamist-Reformist and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Islamist-Reformist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, “What do you want it to equal?”. Then the interviewer calls in Masoud Behnoud and poses the same question, “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Behnoud says “It depends on how much you want to pay my team”. The interviewer calls in Reza Pahlavi and ask the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Reza Pahlavi replies: “4000”. The interviewer asks “4000? Really ?!” Reza Pahlavi gets nervous and says: “I’m not sure. Maybe, it’s 70 million. But we can have a referendum and the people decide about my answer“. The interviewer calls in Khomeini and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Khomeini says: “We and Islam know the answer, but we will have a referendum and the people will decide about the answer”. The interviewer calls in Khamenei and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Khamenei says: “4, but as Queen Elizabeth believes the right answer is 4 billion, your answer is 4 billion”. The interviewer calls in Khatami and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Khatami says: “What Khomeini and Khamenei say is the right answer. They are my masters and people’s masters, and we should accept what they dictate to us. It’s the freedom and democracy”. The interviewer calls in the Iranian opposition and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Iranian opposition says: “As you know, all people, including Mr. Pahlavi, Mr. Hitler, Mr. Khomeini, and Mr. Bin Laden are free to have their own answer. We all are free to fool the people. We all need gestures of democracy. Only God knows the real answer”. The interviewer calls in Mr. Balatarin and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Mr. Balatarin says: “We should respect the freedom and democracy. We think Mr. Pahalvi is right, and the answer is something between 4,000 to 70 million. We, i.e. the CIA, the Mullah Gestapo and me, believe that each person should have his own answer, and we can get money from each person and can allocate an answer to each of them. So, each person can pay us and buy an answer for himself. It’s the freedom and democracy. In fact, the money, the CIA, and the Mullah Gestapo are important things, not the truth or the answer of your question“. The interviewer calls in the Basiji thug and ask the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Basiji pulls out his knife and says: “The answer is what you and my masters say. I will kill and torture anyone who says the answer is anything else”. The interviewer calls in the Iranian Monarchist and ask the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Iranian Monarchist pulls out his gun and says: “The answer is what you and his Majesty, Reza Pahlavi, say. We will have a referendum and the people are forced to vote for his Majesty. Long Life His Majesty”. The interviewer calls in the American and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The American says: “for Americans it’s 4 billions, and for Iranians it’s zero”. The interviewer calls in the Briton and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Briton says: “It’s 4.99987645, but for Iranians it’s 0.123412”. The interviewer calls in the I-s-r-e-ali and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The I-s-r-a-eli says: “This question is a threat for our national security. You are an anti-Semite, and should be erased”. The interviewer calls in the German and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The German says: “It’s 4, but as the US pays us, and for the sake of Mr. Reza Pahlavi, it’s 4,000”.

The interviewer decided about applications, and here is his report about the applicants: The wise Iranian: Rejected (no visa; no job); These people should be censored and silenced. The Iranian baboon: OK; They are useful idiots. The Islamist Reformist: OK; He can be one of us. Masoud Behnoud: OK; He is a good mercenary. Reza Pahlavi: OK; He is a congenital idiot and a useful puppet. Khomeini: OK; he can the leader of our regime in Iran. Khamenei: OK; Queen Elizabeth should decide about his job. Khatami: OK; He is a useful spineless coward. The Iranian opposition: OK. They are stupid whores. Mr. Balatarin: OK; We should write him a check for $1 million. He is a good agent. Basij thug: OK; We should send more weapons to our Basiji brothers for killing Iranians. The Iranian Monarchist: OK; he is like the Basiji thug; Long Life His Majesty! The American: OK; no problem. The Briton: OK; such a high IQ he has. The Isreali: OK; as wise and lovely as usual. The German: OK; a lovely bastard.

Humans and History

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Politics and Cows

A CHRISTIAN FANATIC: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your church, for preparing for Armageddon.
AN AMERICAN SOCIALIST: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your beloved lifelong dictators.
AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbors have none, because you have killed all their cows.
AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbors have none. You just repeat: Everything is fine.
A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both. You are poor. But you still worship the Communist Manifesto.
A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both. Then you kill other people and seize their cows.
AN AMERICAN INTELLECT: You have two cows. You keep one and sell one to support Hugo Chavez and other dictators.
AN AMERICAN CAPITALIST: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and kill all other cows.
AN AMERICAN : You have two cows. Your gov. takes other people’s cows, but you are happy. You are blind. Now, it’s your turn.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You ask your gov. to wage a new war and kill more cows.
A FRENCH WORKER: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want more milk.
A JAPANESE BRAIN: You have two cows. You redesign them, so they produce more milk; but it leads to a nuclear disaster.
A GERMAN MEDIA: You love cows. You kiss Reza Pahlavi’s ass and praise the Monarchy. You become a cow.
A BRITISH Media: You love cows, Mullahs, and politicians. You are master at telling big lies. Cows love you, too.
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You still think about those days that you sucked other nations’ blood and had 2,000 cows.
A RUSSIAN : You had three cows. One of them belonged to Persia, but now you just have Putin and Medvedev as your cows.
A SWISS : You have 5 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A TURK CORPORATION: You have two cows. But for making more profits, you work as the third cows.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You export your milks to other countries.
AN ISRAELI POLITICIAN: You have four cows, but want more. You see other cows and other people as a threat. You are sick.
A MULLAH: You have two cows: a British cow and an Arab cow. You kill Iranians and their cows, with the help of the UK.
A BASIJI THUG: You are a cow. You have a Canadian visa or a British passport. You love being cow. You love blood.
AN IRANIAN MONARCHIST: You are a cow who has a cow. You stole your cow from the Iranian people.
IRANIAN OPPOSITION: You are a cow. You sell your meat and your milk for a visa. You eat shit and kiss ass. You’re a sick cow
AN IRANIAN EXPAT: You are a cow. You live abroad. You love cows and the sheep, and hate humans and Iranians.
AN ARAB POLITICIAN: You are a cow who eat other cows. You love shit, and hate humans and Iranians.
A PAN-ARAB: You are a racist cow. You think Arab cows are better than other cows. You hate humans.
A PAN-TURK: You are a racist cow. You claim that Turk cows are humans, but humans are cows.
AN AMERICAN CHAUVINIST: You think other people are cows. You see humans as cows, while you yourself are a cow.
AN EUROPEAN FASCIST: You just love yourself and your cows. You kill humans and cows. You suffer from mad cow disease.
AN AMERICAN POLITICIAN : You pretend that you love cows and humans, while you suffer from mad cow disease. You aid the Mullahs in killing Iranians. You love war, hatred, threat, sanction, Mullahs, Arabs, and other cows. You hate humanity
OBAMA: You are a stupid monkey, not a cow. What are you doing here ? Go to your own cage.


Political Jokes are Universal Jokes

June 30, 2012

Good jokes, specially political jokes, can be universal jokes. They can make us laugh, and can also force us to think about the serious problems. In these days, that is full of shit, it’s not bad to take a look at several political jokes, and laugh at some of them that are new jokes or good jokes:

A scientist, an accountant, an economist, and a journalist apply for a political job. The interviewer, that is a veteran politician, calls in the scientist and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The scientist replies “4”. The interviewer asks “4, exactly?” The scientist looks at the interviewer incredulously and says “Yes, 4, exactly”. Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question “What do two plus two equal?” The accountant says “On average, four -give or take 20 percent, but on average, four”. The interviewer calls in the economist and ask the same question “What do two plus two equal?” The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, “What do you want it to equal?”. Then the interviewer calls in the journalist and poses the same question, “What do two plus two equal?” The journalist smiles and says, “It depends on how much you want to pay [me]”.

New Types of Computer Viruses:

WESTERN DEMOCRACY VIRUS – Doesn’t do anything, but you can’t get rid of it until next election.
RUSSIA VIRUS – nothing works on your system and your life, but the diagnostic tools says everything is just fine.
ARAB VIRUS – kills you and your computer, by exploding a handmade bomb in your room.
MULLAH VIRUS – crashes both you and your computer, but denies it ever happened.
ISRAEL VIRUS – It claims it feels threatened by you or your PC and then erases you or your PC in ‘self-defense’.
AMERICA VIRUS – Makes sure that it’s bigger than any other file. Recently, it’s just a big, stupid, harmless file.
OBAMA VIRUS – Deletes all files, but keeps smiling and sending messages about how the economy is going to get better.
CAPITALISM VIRUS – Puts your computer to sleep for years. When your computer wakes up, you’re trillion dollars in debt.
MARXISM VIRUS – Also known as the “CHOMSKY Virus.” You can wipe it out, but it always makes a comeback.
REZA PAHLAVI VIRUS – A stupid virus that just makes you laugh, but for deleting it you should buy a special American license from Germany.

A scientist, a journalist, and a politician are asked to find a black cat (who doesn’t really exist) in a closed room with the lights off. The scientist gets crazy trying to find a black cat that doesn’t exist inside the darkened room and ends up in a psychiatric hospital. The journalist is unable to catch the black cat that doesn’t exist inside the darkened room, but exits the room proudly proclaiming that he and the scientist can construct a model to describe all his movements with extreme accuracy. The politician walks securely into the darkened room, spends one hour looking for the black cat that doesn’t exits and shouts from inside the room that he has caught it by the neck”.

Western Charlatanism or Western Foolishness ?!

– They say all Iranians are blah blah blah; and all Iranians should suffer, because of Iran’s regime that they love it and aided it in killing and torturing you.
– They are creators of Colonialism, Fascism, Nazism, Holocaust, Gladiatorial Savagery, etc. They have killed millions
of Africans, Indians, native Americans, etc. They exploited almost all nations, and created two world wars and the greatest disasters in human history. They ruled the world, and still rule the world, with the law of the jungle.
– Their politicians and their media still are racist, fascist, and chauvinist. For instance, Romney has said: “Each of us could walk taller and stand straighter than other nations, because we had a gift that no one else in the world shared [!!]. We were Americans [!!]. That meant something special to all of us. We knew it without question [!]. And so did the world [!!]. Those days are coming back. That’s our destiny [!!]”. God Bless Hitler and Mussolini !
– Their anti-immigrant groups, their neo-Nazi groups, their fascists, their terrorists, their religious fanatics, their corrupt politicians, their corrupt systems, their stupid and corrupt media, and their shameful behaviors show you that European Fascism, American Chauvinism, and Western Tribalism, that belongs to the Stone Age, are still very serious problems in the West.
– They call you Iranian, and see you and treat you as one of Iranians that should be punished, because you were born in Iran.
But If you criticize them and their shameful behaviors, or if you defend many Iranians, that are more civilized and wiser than them, they would say : ‘it’s racism’ ! or ‘You are nationalist’.
Iranian Conclusion: Compared to them, animals, including dogs and horses, seem like civilized human beings. These bastards have no shame, because if they had a little bit shame, even 1%, they would die of shame, and would commit suicide.
Western Conclusion: You should treat them like themselves. You should say that all of them should be punished and the world should impose sanction on all of them, because of their regimes and their politicians. It’s less that they really deserve it.
American Conclusion: If the US was like Persia and had a long and glorious history; if the US was not a newborn country that its short history is full of shit, blood, massacre, racism, and horrible dark points; if Americans were not immigrants of different countries and if we had ‘American race’; and if the US was like Persia, and was cradle of civilization, and was the oldest country and greatest civilizaiton of the world, what they do ? They would call themselves ‘God’, and would force other people to worship them ! As old proverbs say: “God knew donkey, and that’s why he didn’t give him many things”

A journalist or a classic intellect is someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about – but makes you feel it’s your fault. A Monarchist is someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about – but he just loves barking and talking nonsense. A Mullah or a Basiji is someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about – but he can convince you that the West is the main supporter of the Mullah regime. An American politician is someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about – but he can show you how stupid Americans are. An Iranian baboon is someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about – but he can earn money and get visa by talking nonsense and by betraying people.

When Albert Einstein died, he met three Iranians in the queue outside the Pearly Gates. To pass the time, he asked what were their IQs. The first replied 190. “Wonderful,” exclaimed Einstein. “We can discuss about atomic physics and my theory of general relativity”. The second answered 150. “Good,” said Einstein. “I look forward to discussing the role of nuclear bombs in the quest for world peace”. The third Iranian mumbled 25. Einstein paused, and then said: “Oh, hi, Mr. Reza Pahlavi. What is your forecast for Iran’s future and the future of the Monarchy system?”

The Political Systems

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The State takes one and gives it to politicians, and pretends they are poor people.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and gives you 1% of the milk.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them, then kill you, and sells your family the milk.
MULLAH SYSTEM before 2009: You have two cows. The State takes both of them, and gives one cow to the West, and gives the milk to the Arabs. But the West, the Left, and the Islamist pretend that you are happy with the Mullahs.
MULLAH SYSTEM after 2009: You have two cows. The State takes both of them, shoots you, and arrests and tortures your family with the help of the West and the Lefts.
EASTERN SYSTEM: You have two cows. The state takes both of them, accidentally kills one and spills the milk in the sewer.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull, and then kill other cows, specially your neighbors’ cows
JAPANESE SYSTEM: You have two cows. But because the Japanese are master at inventing new things, you lose your two
cows after a Nuclear disaster in your nuclear reactors that belong to the Stone age.

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WESTERN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The banker gets the milk, and the State takes one cow as your tax. But sooner or later they will take your second cow for helping the bankrupt banker and the corrupt politicians. RUSSIAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Putin and Medvedev take both of them, and you are very happy that they sell you 2% of the milk. AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. But after the election, only the 1% get their cows, while you, the 99%, just get two cows’ horns.
MONARCHY: You have two cows. The Monarch takes both of them, and sell you the milk only if you kiss the Monarch’s ass.
IRANIAN MONARCHY: You have two cows. The Monarch takes both of them, gives the milk to the West, and the West sells you 10% of the milk. And if you protest, the Monarch and the West would kill you. But finally the West will be tired of its old puppet Monarch, and replace it with a new Monarch, who bribe them more.

Q: How many Iranian victims does it take to change a regime in Iran? A1: None. If the West would just leave it alone, it would change itself soon. A2: None, If the West didn’t support the Mullahs and the Iranian traitors, and if the West didn’t aid the Mullahs in killing and torturing Iranians, it would changed in 2009 A3: None, if the West stops hurting and betraying Iranians inside Iran, and stops supporting Iranian dictators and Iranian bastards, from Reza Pahlavi to Mullahs, it would change soon.

Q: What’s the difference between a Monarchist and a befuddled old man with Alzheimer’s? A: The Monarchist is the one who barks like dogs and bites you. Q: What’s the difference between a Rajavist and a befuddled old man with Alzheimer’s? A: The Rajavist is the one who has a photo of Newt Gingrich, and assassinates you before you can answer this question. Q: What’s the difference between a Basiji and a befuddled old man with Alzheimer’s? A: The Basiji is the one who has a Canadian passport and a guide book, titled: “How to kill and torture Iranians with the help of the West”. Q: What’s the difference between a Mullah and a befuddled old man with Alzheimer’s? A: The Mullah is the one who has a British passport, and knows how to destroy Iran with the help of the UK. Q: What’s the difference between a stupid left (like Chomsky) and a befuddled old man with Alzheimer’s? A: stupid left is the one who still loves Marx’s books, specially the Communist Manifesto.

Some believe in Nation-o-logy. They, for instance, say: Americans are idiot, chauvinist, and religious fanatic. Frenchmen are pussy. Canadians are nude faggots. Britons are liar, shameless, and self-congratulation jerks. Germans are Nazi. Iranians are hypocrite, ass-kisser (Khayemal), and Iran-seller, specially when they live abroad. Arabs are brainless, terrorist, and locust-eater. Russians are happy slaves in a big frozen prison. The Chinese are working ants, who eat ants. But many don’t believe in Nation-o-logy, and say: “You can’t judge a nation, and all people in one country, by any standard. People are not like the dumbest animals or the rare creatures such as Pahlavists and Rajavists who are idiot as Americans, hypocrite as Iranians, liar as Britons, pussy as Frenchmen, slave as Russians, brainless as Arabs, shameless as Mullahs, and savage as animals”.

What is Western Democracy, and When and How the West defends Democracy :

– IRAN 1979, Egypt 2011: Western Democracy means “Supporting Islamists”. The West and its intellects defend Islamists because they know that the majority of people are stupid, and people and puppets of the West can keep the country backward.
– Yemen 2011: Western Democracy means Election with one candidate. Saudi dictator supports the brutal dictator, and finally the brutal dictator goes to the US, and his brutal deputy wins an election show with just one candidate.
Latin America: Western Democracy means Leftist Tyranny. The West and its intellects defend the lifelong dictators, because they know that the majority of people are so stupid, and people and puppets of the Left can keep region stupid and backward.
– Syria 2011: Western Democracy means ‘Stupid Civil war’. The Western intellects defend the brutal dictator, and the Western politicians help him through his British wife. They aid him in killing people, that are really alone. Then the West, the Arab dictators, and other jerks create a very stupid civil war, and then foreign countries try to decide about the destroyed country.
– Iran 2009: Western Democracy means ‘aiding Mullahs in killing the wise Iranians’. The West and its intellects know that Iranians are not stupid and can make a free and strong country. So, they should be brutally suppressed by the help of the West. In 2009, the West starts to show its true colors to all people, because the West and its puppets can’t fool Iranians any longer.
– Japan and Korea: Western Democracy means hate and military dictatorship. The West keeps Korea backward until 1980s, and the Japanese use their hatred of the US to rebuild their ruined country. Of course, Japan and Korea have a good chance. They are small countries in a remote area, and can be used against Russia and China. In fact, God saves them. – Western Europe after WW II: Western Democracy already means war and neo-Barbarism (now, it means corruption and hypocrisy). Only Nuclear Bombs can prevent the West from waging new world wars. Nuclear Bombs don’t allow them to kill or eat each others as before, and they are forced to be a little bit civilized. They rebuild their ruined countries, and Nuclear bombs work as an unwanted godsend for them.
– Eastern Europe after WW II: Western Democracy means Western Betrayals. The West repeatedly betrays the Eastern Europe and it leads to coin a special term: “Western Betrayal”. The West just uses the Eastern Europe and their pain and suffering to win some concessions form USSR. The Eastern Europe is a victim of the cold war and Western betrayals. Finally, God saves them.
– Iran 2012: Western Democracy means ‘sanction and nuclear issue’. Iranians know the true colors of the West and puppets of the West. The West is in deep shit, and confused. They are angry and censor Iranians’ voices. The West openly confesses that they don’t care about the freedom, democracy, and human rights. It’s the first time that the West and its intellects are forced to show their true colors in this way, and it’s a result of wisdom of a nation that is wiser than today’s Westerners. – Russia: Western Democracy means Putin Tyranny. When the Russians are so stupid, the West is so happy and congratulates Putin in first hours after the Election show. The West and its intellects are so happy that Russians are so stupid and Putin is a stupid version of Stalin.

Conclusion: The stupid utilitarians that only care about their short term interests and exploiting other people, and only the brutal force and the nuclear bombs can stop them and can prevent them from waging war, are animals. They are wolves in sheep’s clothing. They only love war, neo-barbarism, hatred, slavery, tyranny, and other animal things. What they say about democracy, humanity, freedom, and other human values is a joke, a very stupid joke.

Three Iranian intellects and three Western intellects were going for a trip by train. Before the journey, the Western intellects bought 3 tickets but Iranians only bought one. The Western intellects were glad their stupid colleagues were going to pay a fine. However, when the conductor was approaching their compartment, all three Iranian intellects went to the nearest toilet. The conductor, noticing that somebody was in the toilet, knocked on the door. In reply he saw a hand with one ticket. He checked it and the Iranians saved 2/3 of the ticket price. The next day, the Western intellects decided to use the same strategy- they bought only one ticket, but Iranian intellects did not buy tickets at all! When the Western intellects saw the conductor, they hid in the toilet, and when they heard knocking they handed in the ticket. But they did not get it back, because the Iranian intellects took it and went to the other toilet.

Obama is happy that Mullahs and Arabs aid him in reducing the oil price, and in the 2012 election. But he doesn’t know that Iranians are happier than him. His stupid sanctions and the current stupid farce are very useful for Iran and Iranians. All Iranians can see the true face of the West, and the Mullahs can’t destroy Iran’s oil resources any more. The stupid Arabs fuck their oil resources and sell 10 million barrels for a low price, while Iran’s oil resources are reserved for the future. It’s a historic dream, and all Iranians want that Iran learns to reserve its oil resources, develops other industries and manages itself without oil. Now, Canada thinks that the Middle East’ oil will be finished and then they will sell their stupid tar sand for $2,000 per barrel. But in the future, after the Mullah regime, when Persia is a free and strong country again, as it used to be, the Arabs should suck their camels’ cocks again, while those countries that betrayed Persians in these years should buy Persia’s oil at least $20,000 per barrel, of course, after sucking Iranians’ cocks. The payback time always comes sooner than what you think

As every educated man knows: Work = Power multiplied by (*) Time. And Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money. So, we have: Money = Work divided by ( / ) Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done. So, the Less you Know, the more money you Make, and the better life you Have ! Conclusion: The brainless idiots, including politicians and ass-kissers (Khayemals), are the wealthiest and happiest men in the world.


Canadian Bastards, Mullahs, and Canadian Farce

June 22, 2012

“This July, Mullahs and Basiji Students in Canada want to have a summit at the large and well-appointed NAV Centre in Cornwall, Ontario. The Montreal Toheed Society plans the conference. This society is a network of Basiji thugs and Mullah students in Canada. The conference’s major sponsor is Iran’s Higher Education Advisory (HEA), another Mullah organization in Canada”, the people media report. Recently, the West only shows its true face (its dirty face) to Iranians. The angry Iranians say: “The Canadian bastards and Stephen Farter (Harper) create many problems for the ordinary Iranians, because the Canadian bastards in Ottawa, and their masters in Washington, only love Islamists, Mullahs, crooks, thieves, killers, rapists, and idiots. They hate the wise and normal people, who can see the truth”. In the recent days, you can hear many shameful news, and you can understand why Iranians should love the West ! The people media report: “Ten Iranian-Canadian academics have written a letter to Carleton University President to criticize the university for hosting a conference honoring Khomeini, founding dictator of the Mullah regime. The conference, titled ‘The Islamic Awakening and Imam Khomeini’s Thoughts [!!]‘. The Mullah embassy is particularly active at Carleton University in Ottawa. The Mullah Cultural association of Carleton University is led by son of a Mullah diplomat, Hamid Mohammadi. The Mullah embassy’s cultural centre regularly joins with the Carleton student group to co-sponsor events”. It’s really shameful. “Fuck you Canada; Canada has become the land of Mullah killers and Mullah crooks. Fuck you Canada; Canada has become the land of Mullahs, Islamists, terrorists, killers, and rapists. Fuck you Canada, the land of stupid protesters, stupid faggots, and the stupid sheep. Fuck you Canada”, the angry Iranians say. It’s really shameful that the stupid Canadians should live in the free world and should make fun of ‘protest’ and protesters, but the wise Iranians should live under a medieval tyranny that the West loves it and supports it. It’s really shameful.

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Recently, the people media reported: “the Mullah embassy in Canada is sponsoring a panel at York University on ‘Islam and the Challenges of Modernity [!!]’, that is a panel on ‘Islam and the Challenges of Killing and Raping the Modern Iranians with the Help of the West’ [!!!] The panel’s co-sponsors are the Thaqalayn Muslim Association, a York student group, and the Organization of Imam Reza Circle, that is another Mullah organization in Canada for Islamists, Basiji thugs and Mullah Gestapo”. The angry Iranians say: “Canada has become the home of Basiji thugs, Mullah Gestapo, Islamist killers, and Islamist crooks. The Canadian bastards in Ottawa have fucked Canada. But the stupid Canadians only make fun of themselves by their stupid protest. Canada Bill 78 is a great historical shame for Canada, but it’s just the tip of the iceberg. The shameful story of Mullahs and Canada is more important than Bill 78″. Some angry Iranians use satire as a tool to talk about the Canadian Farce and the Canadian foolishness. They talk about the Mullah Dictionary and the Canadian Dictionary, that are Orwellian dictionaries. They say: “The words in these dictionaries are Orwellian words. For instance, War = peace; Human rights = Nuclear issue; Human values = The law of the jungle. In the Canadian Dictionary, you can find these words: “Democracy = Bill 78; Freedom = Bill 78 + Mullahs in Canada; Protest = nudity, kiss, drug, s-e-x, fun; Let’s protest = let’s have s-e-x, let’s have fun, let’s kiss, lets do drug, let’s make a fool of ourselves, etc”. And in the Mullah Dictionary, you read: “Canada = the land of Mullahs, Islamists, Basiji brothers, Terrorist brothers, and the nude faggots and prostitutes whose brain is in their ass; Democracy = We decide for your life, and the West supports us; Freedom = you are free to do what we dictate to you, and the West aids us in silencing you; Protest = blood, murder, torture, rape; tracking and killing people with the help of the West; Let’s protest = let’s be killed; let’s be tortured;”

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Only when you live in Iran, under the medieval Mullah tyranny, you can understand the depth of Iranians’ anger. When the stupid West impose stupid sanctions on the ordinary Iranians, but make love with the Mullah killers and the Mullah crooks, and when the stupid West aided the Mullahs in silencing the wise anti-Islamist Iranians, but helped the stupid Islamist Egyptians and created the current stupid Farce in Egypt, it’s so obvious that Iranians should hate the West and should spit on the stupid West. Now, we only hear the voice of bad guys in the West. I don’t know why the good guys are silent or invisible, and why the Iranians should only see the dirty face of the bad guys in the West. It’s really disappointing, much more than the story of Iranian exapts, who are the dumbest and the most disgusting creatures in the world. The Iranian expats that live in the West and are master at kissing ass and eating extra shit, are really disgusting creatures. As we said before, the West only allows the sheep and the stupid bastards to leave the big prison (Iran), and that’s why most of the Iranian expats are worse than pigs, and the number of wise Iranian expats is so small. Do you know how the Iranian expats protest, for instance about the Canadian bastards’ love affair with the Mullahs? Only a very small group talk or write about this issue, and others say: “The Mullahs and Basiji thugs upset the Iranian expats [who are stupid and coward]. We fear that if we oppose the Mullah regime, our anti-regime activities will be reported back to Tehran endangering our families [!]”. But it’s funny to know that these stupid bastards, i.e. the spineless cowards that live in the free world, criticize Iranians inside Iran ! and say: “Why Iranians inside Iran don’t protest? Why they don’t kill themselves ?! They are coward and stupid !”. It’s what the funny Iranians call it “Goh Ziadi Khordan” (Eating extra shit). The Iranian expasts are really the most disgusting creatures in the world. In the best case, their role models are the stupid Westerners who love Chomsky and making fun of protesting.

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“The Mullahs have created a sense of fear in Canada and USA [!!]”, Iranian exapts say. And when Iranians inside Iran hear such bullshits, they tell the Iranian expats: “So, instead of eating extra shit and talking nonsense about Iranians inside Iran, Close your dirty mouths and die of shame, you the stupid bastards. You, the motherf-u-c-k-ers, should kiss the balls of Iranians inside Iran, that millions of them fought against the Mullahs, and tens of thousands of them were killed and tortured by the Mullahs and the West, but you the worthless pigs betrayed them”. Unfortunately, many of Iranian expats get money and betray Iranians inside Iran. As the wise Iranians say: “The Iranian expats, that live in the free world, should help the Iranians inside Iran, but these bastards just create further problems for Iranians. Many of them are mercenaries that are paid by the West, the Mullahs, the Monarchists, etc, and betray the Iranians inside Iran and the freedom and democracy in Iran. The Iranians inside Iran need media, but the Iranian expats and their media are like the Mullahs and the Mullah media. The West and the Mullah Gestapo love them, and even support them financially, because they betray Iranians inside Iran and the freedom and democracy in Iran”. More than 4 millions of Iranian expats live in the West, and if they were wise, many things would have changed, but the vast majority of them are so stupid. The reason is obvious. As the wise Iranians say: “When you want to get visa from the Western countries, you should not protest against their shameful behaviors, and should not ask any question. Otherwise, you can get visa. They love the charlatan and the sheep, and hate the wise people. And that’s why the majority of the Iranian expats are the Iranian baboons and the idiots”. As we said before, if Iranians inside Iran were like the Iranian expats, we would tell you and Iran can’t be a free and modern country within the next 300 years ! But Iranians inside Iran are at least as modern as their western counterparts. They clearly proved it in the past three years. Compared to the stupid Canadian protesters, the Iranian protesters seemed like Albert Einstein.

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In these days, everybody can understand why Iranians inside Iran should hate the West and the Iranian expats. “The West has clearly closed its dirty eyes to the freedom, democracy, and human rights in Iran. They just talk about the nuclear issue and a good deal with the savage Mullahs. They have no shame, and have forgotten their empty words about the freedom, democracy, and human rights. In these conditions, Iranians only can spit on the West. Now, Iranians can see that the West just wants to keep Iran backward”, the wise Iranians say. The Western betrayals in the past three years, and sowing the seeds of hate in the Iranian hearts, were strategic mistakes, but apparently, the stupid West loves betrayal and telling big lies, and doesn’t think about its harmful effects. Recently, the people media reported: “Canadian Sun News reported: The ‘Iranian’ school kids taking Persian classes and study from ‘Iranian’ text books depicting Jews as ‘sons of apes’ [!] The Canadian bastards deliberately use ‘Iranian’, not Mullah. The Canadian bastards know that ‘the Islamist school kids in Canada’ is right, not the ‘Iranian’ school kids. Only the Mullah text books in Canada (not in Iran) can depict Jews as ‘sons of apes’, because Canada loves killers, rapists, hatred, and war. Many Mullahs, Basiji thugs, Islamists and other religious fanatics live in Canada. The Canadian bastards love them, but impose sanctions on the wise Iranians, because if the wise Iranians were in Canada, they don’t allow both the Mullahs and the Canadian bastards to eat extra shit”. If you want to know why the Canadian bastards love the Mullah killers and Basiji thugs, the wise Iranians can show you the answer. They say: ‘Recently, CTV news network reported that the police found slogans reading: ‘Islam will rule’ and swastikas [!!] drawn on the walls of the synagogue. The Canadian bastards want to create hatred and war, and if the wise Iranians live there, not the Mullahs and the Iranian baboons, Canada and the world could see the true face of Iran and Iranians, and it’s what the Canadian bastards and their American masters don’t like it”.

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Recently, a reader, Nathan, wrote us [about the Canadian Farce]: “Unfortunately, this is how the young left is in North America. Believe it or not, people like this are looked on upon just as harshly in North America as they are in Iran. Don’t let some stupid journalist trying to create controversy fool you”. Fortunately, many Iranians (inside Iran) know the true face of the West, from the Western media and the Western intellectuals to the Western lefts and the Western rights. The current Canadian Farce is very important and meaningful, but it’s funny to know that only the Iranians inside Iran write or talk about this issue, and the Iranian expats and the Iranian baboons have closed their mouths and censor the news. It’s very funny and important. Now, the funny Iranians say: “Everything in Canada is joke. The Iranian expats in Canada are joke, and the Canadian bastards who try to introduce the Mullah killers and the Islamist crooks as Iranians are joke. But the funnier joke is the Canadian protesters. In Canada, Bill C-309 criminalizes the wearing of masks and/or covering of faces at a protest. And Bill 78 criminalizes all protests, but the stupid protesters only love nudity. They wear nothing but their underwear, a small lacy underwear, and try to have fun. Who cares about serious issues in Canada. Who cares about the Mullahs in Canada, or for instance, about ‘pulling out of the Kyoto climate treaty’. Canada was committed to cutting its greenhouse gas emissions by 6% by 2012, compared to its 1990 levels. But its actual emissions have risen by over 30%. It’s a progress of the Canadian kind. Their Good Protesters just live like sheep; their brain is in their ass, and they only care about sex, drug, or violence”.

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Stephen Farter (Harper) and the Canadian bastards have f-u-c-ked Canada, but you can’t see any serious protest against them in Canada. The funny Iranians say: “In the Canadian dictionary, you can find these word: Politicians = crooks and thieves who always insult people’s intelligence and treat people like sheep; People = those who live like sheep and just care about s-e-x and violence; Sanction = making love with the Mullah crooks and the Mullah killers, and creating problems for the ordinary Iranians who hate the Mullahs; Good Immigrants = Mullahs, Islamists, crooks, thieves, the good sheep, and those who don’t ask serious questions and don’t protest against our shameful behaviors”. The funny Iranians also add: “In a secret dictionary that Canadians and Americans have published about Iran, you can find these words: Politicians = Mullahs and Islamists who are master at killing, torturing, looting, kissing ass, telling big lies, etc; we love them; People = The anti-Mullah Iranians that we should aid the Mullahs in silencing them; Reza Pahlavi = a little dictator that the Iranian people hate him, but we and our Mullah friends love them as much as we love the Basiji thugs; Good Opposition = Pahlavists, Khatamists, Rajavists, Monarchists, Islamists and other idiots that 99% of Iranians hate them. We and the Mullah Gestapo strongly support them and their media, including Balatarin.com, financially and politically. We and our Mullah friends should support them in our media, including the BBC, the VOA, etc; Chomsky = a lovely shit that supports the Mullahs and other dictators in the name of intellectualism”. In these days, when the Internet speed and the internet censorship, and many other things, are so horrible in Iran, news about the Western hypocrisy, the Western foolishness, or the Western betrayals can make you laugh. And almost all Iranians inside Iran try to express their love and their thanks to the West ! I hope the good people can open their minds and can see the main problems of this shitty world.


Euro 2012 and Femen Group

June 14, 2012

In the recent weeks, Femen Group try to protest against some problems in their own country, Ukraine, and also in Poland, that are hosts of Euro 2012. Femen Group uses nudity as a tactic, but they are not like those Canadians who just want to have fun, in the name of protesting. Femen’s activists clearly say that many people in Ukraine and Eastern Europe are ignorant or stupid, and they are forced to use nudity to attract attention to their protests. “This is the only way to be heard here”, they say. As the Right groups say, Ukraine and the former soviet country are a major human trafficking source and transit hub. “Ukraine has many beautiful girls, and many problems, and has become Europe’s brothel”, some say. The media reported: “In Ukraine, more than 100,000 women are involved in the s-e-x business. Ukraine also has the highest incidence of people with the s-e-xually-transmitted virus in Europe “. What Femen Group’s activists do is a kind of ‘protest’, and is understandable. They are not like the stupid Canadian protesters that just want to have fun, and their mass protest against a serious problem is just an excuse for nudity and having fun. “Femen Group has also campaigned against sexual harassment of students in universities and railed against international beauty contests such as the Miss Universe competition”, the media reported. “Femen Group is a small group in a large society that the majority is ignorant and can’t see many serious problems. They are forced to use nudity to attract attention to their protests”, the pro-Femen guys say, and it’s hard to say it’s wrong.

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The story of s-e-x and prostitution in Europe, and also in the US and Canada, is tragicomic. “In Poland prostitution is tolerated, but procuring is illegal. In Ukraine both are outlawed [!] But Ukraine is Europe’s brothel, because soliciting sexual workers is legal, and many bribe the police. Providing sexual services constitutes a misdemeanor in Ukraine punishable by fines of about $20 [!], but in practice prostitutes have to buy police protection with money and sex“, the media reported. Europe has many funny paradoxes. Even in the UK, prostitution and brothel is illegal, and it’s what many Iranians can’t believe it. The European people, including Britons, have funny views about prostitution and brothel (that we would write more about it later). As the wise guys say: “Europe suffers from many serious problems, including many old and global problems. Today’s Iranians and their views about many things, including s-e-x and prostitution, are more modern than their European counterparts. When you see many horny and stupid boys in Europe, and also many stupid hooligans and idiots who just care about s-e-x, beer, and violence, you can understand that the Iranian baboons, who live in the the West and call themselves ‘intellectual’ or ‘journalist’, are worthless pigs that tell big shameful lies about today’s world and today’s Iranians. They pretend that all Europeans are intellectuals, and say: Iranians can’t have democracy, because all Iranians are not intellectuals [!!]”. The Iranian baboons always tell stupid jokes.

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“An activist of Ukrainian womens movement FEMEN wearing a p-e-n-is costume stands in position on a flower bed in the form of EURO 2012 mascots Slavek and Slavko in Independence Square in Kiev on May 31, 2012”, the media reported. Femen’s message is clear, they say: “Today we and football fans must be aware of Ukraines social problems and the fact that Ukraine has become a brothel“, but it’s funny to know that the mass media try to distort the facts. They reported: “The Femen protest was held to oppose the Euro 2012, and staging of the Euro 2012 football championships in the Ukraine”. The Femen activists have clearly said: We want to make sure they get the message Ukrainian women are not their sex objects and Ukraine not their brothel. We know what men are like -they want a beer, to watch football and then their mind turns to s-e-x”. Ukraine suffers from a big tragicomedy. In Ukraine, both prostitution and procuring are illegal, but as the media reports: “S-e-x tourism in Ukraine has sky-rocketed in recent years with seven new lap dance clubs opening in Kiev alone ahead of the Euro 2012 due to start on 8th June. Experts estimate 30% of Kievs prostitutes are HIV positive. More than 40% of Ukrainian s-e-x workers do not use condoms regularly, and 25% of them are also drug users. The fan who has intercourse without a condom is playing Russian roulette, well, Ukrainian roulette in this case”.

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Ukraine’s Femen activists say: ‘Today Ukraine has turned into a huge brothel, Europe’s center for s-e-x. Ukraine has a booming prostitution industry. Ukraines social problems are serious, and the Euro 2012 that began in Warsaw on June 8 with the final in Kiev on July 1, can create more social problems for Ukraine and Poland. These two countries will become Euro-brothel. Fuck Euro 2012″. ‘Football and s-e-x tourism’ is a serious problem in Europe, but some European media says: “Euro 2008 hosts Austria and Switzerland also expected s-e-x tourism, but as it turned out the fans didnt have the time for it. It was either football or beer”, but other media report: “Major sporting events -such as Euro 2012 and the London Olympics- are regularly coupled with a boom in prostitution, fuelled by the trafficking of women and girls. During the 2006 World Cup in Germany, national authorities noted an increase in the number of prostitutes in host cities. The 2011 South African World Cup brought a huge increase in the s-e-x trade, with the number of women and girls involved in prostitution, as well as the doubling of the number of brothels. Research in 2009 already found signs of increases in prostitution in the London boroughs hosting the 2012 Olympics”. Unfortunately, the s-e-x trade is still like the slave trade. The trafficking of women and girls is a very serious problem, and unfortunately. the gangs and organized criminals, not normal people, are behind the s-e-x trade.

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“The football hooligans in Europe, specially in Britain, can show us that many Europeans are so stupid. They live like animals, and just care about ‘football, beer, s-e-x, and violence’. They are stupider than Iranians, even Iranian football hooligans. What the Iranian faggots (the Iranian baboons) tell about Europe and Europeans is really bullshit”, some Iranians say. In these days, when you hear about the hostility between, for example, Germany and Netherlands, the two Dutch countries, and how their people hate each others, it just reminds you that Europe still has many serious problems. These stupid problems that are tribal problems, can show us that “European Tribalism” is still a serious problem, and “European Modernization” is still incomplete. Tribal fights and Tribalism in Europe is a very serious problem, and you can see it in Britain, Spain, Switzerland etc, and that’s why the wise Iranians say: “today’s Iranians at least are as modern as their European counterparts”. The younger generations of Iranians don’t care about tribal fights and tribalism. Many of them are not even nationalist, and just care about the whole world, while many young Europeans are racist and chauvinist. Breivik, the Norwegian terrorist, is just the tip of the iceberg. The football hooligans, the anti-immigrants, the fascists, and those who follow the fashion world, Lady Gaga, Noam Chomsky, and other stupid jerks like sheep, and those who live like animals and just care about s-e-x, drug, and violence, can show you that many Europeans are really stupid, more than many Iranians. The stupid Iranian exapts and the Iranian
pseudo-intellectuals, that the West loves them, are stupid ass-lickers that know nothing about both the West and Iran”.

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Femen group says that Ukraine has become Europe’s brothel, but the story of young prostitutes in Ukraine is a global story. The media reported: “Yulia, a 20-year-old call girl, is awaiting Euro 2012 with a mix of excitement and dread. She’s upped her rates in the hope of earning enough to go to college next year [!], but ‘every girl is afraid,’ she admits. ‘Anything can happen’. Yulia came to Kiev to escape poverty in her provincial hometown in southern Ukraine where both of her parents are unemployed. With no college education, few skills, no jobs around and a family to support, she became a prostitute at 18. She now earns about $1,200 per month -averaging about 2-3 clients a day- at hotels, apartments and in cars. For many that’s an enviable income compared with the national monthly average of $400. But the money has a price. Once, she recalled, she came to a Kiev flat, expecting one client, but instead found two who violently raped her. Many people in Ukraine consider women who have engaged in sex work to be ‘permanently tainted’. Yulia admits to harboring faint hopes that one of her clients may fall in love with her and take her away from Ukraine, similar to what happened to Julia Roberts’ heroine [!!] in ‘Pretty Woman’ a movie she loves“. It’s really tragic. Unfortunately, many prostitutes live in the fantasy world of ‘Pretty Woman’, that was not a bad film, but its heroine’s fate was very very rare. I can recommend “ Lilya 4 Ever (2002) “, a movie that you can call it ‘Pretty Woman and the real world’, to the Eastern Europe’s girls.

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“The image of Ukraine is a top destination for s-e-x tourists and men shopping for mail-order brides. Ukraine with its cheap beautiful girls has become a large brothel. Ukraine President [, that plays the rule of pimp,] last year invited foreign investors to Ukraine to observe ‘how women begin to take their clothes off when it gets warm in Ukrainian cities [!!]’ “, the media reported. Some say: “We traveled around Ukraine and run into many men who were basically there for prostitutes or ‘Ukrainian brides’. Many were mentally ill Western men”. The story of s-e-x and prostitution in Ukraine is tragicomic, but in the West is comic, because it’s full of funny paradoxes and contradictions. Many European are fanatic and live with ridiculous double standards, and it’s funny to know that many Iranians are more liberal and open-minded than their European counterparts. The wise people in Iran and other parts of the world know that prostitution should be legal, but they also know that there are many serious issues surrounding this topic. They say: “Zero tolerance for human trafficking and those who use drugs and other dirty tricks to keep people on the game against their will. We all should know what is crime and what is fun”. It’s so obvious that s-e-x and prostitution are two different things, and in each society, the number of prostitutes is like a ‘meter’ that can show you the social problems and the human development in that society. Unfortunately, the situation in Ukraine, Russia, Eastern Europe, and many other countries is worse than Iran, and the situation in the US and Europe is not really better than Iran, and it’s one of the miracles of today’s Iranians, who live under a medieval religious tyranny that the West and the Western puppets have imposed it on them, but they are not stupider than the Westerners and the people who live in the free world.


Canadian Bill 78 and Canadian Farce

June 9, 2012

These days are the third anniversary of the 2009 coup and the Iranian anti-Mullah movement, in which tens of thousands of Iranians were killed and tortured by the Mullahs and with the help of the stupid West, that aided the Mullahs in killing and torturing Iranians. In these days, we hear about Canada’s first cannibal killer, Luka Rocco Magnotta, that was a porn star. “He was a psychopathic faggot, like many other Canadian faggots. Many Canadians take pride in the fact that Canada is placid and has a low homicide rate, but the videotaped stabbing, dismemberment and apparent eating of parts of Lin’s body, followed by the posting of some of his remains, show why the Mullah killers and the Mullah rapists can freely live in Canada. Canada has become the country of savage killers, rapists, psychopathic faggots, crooks, thieves, and the Sheeple. If such horrible murder has happened in Iran, not in Canada, what they would have said about Iran and Iranians?! But this savage Canadian faggot is just a small part of the Canadian Farce. Canadian Bill 78 and the stupid protests against it, can show the world how stupid the West and many Westerners are”, some angry Iranians say. It’s hard to say it’s wrong. When you compare the 2009 Iranian protests with the 2012 Canadian protests, you can see many things. The media reported: “Canadian Protesters striped for police, and chanted slogans like Youre sexy, youre cute, take off your riot suit [!!!]. As some Iranians say: “You don’t know whether you should laugh, or …. The faggots, the sex addicts, the dope smokers, and the sheep whose brain is in their ass, are making fun of themselves in Canada, and ridicule the serious protests. When you compare today’s protests in Canada with the 2009 protests in Iran, you can see both the Mullah savagery and the Canadian foolishness”.

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The stupid Canadians ridicule all Canadian protesters. “The Canadian faggots talk about ‘Boobs vs. Guns [!!]‘. These idiots , faggots and sex addicts know nothing about guns, tyranny, and brutal crackdown. If the Mullahs or the savage Westerners, like Magnotta, kill them, torture them, beat them to death, or rape them and push guns into their ass, they would understand the true meaning of ‘boobs v guns’. What they do in Canada is not ‘protest’, but it’s ‘making a fool of Canada’ and ‘making fun of all protesters’“, some wise guys say. They also add: “The West aided the Mullahs in killing and torturing Iranians, but the Western faggots and the Western intellects supported the Mullahs, and now, they suffer from the same medieval laws. Their stupid protests can show you that they really suffer from congenital foolishness“. I don’t know the rate or the number of idiots and stupid people in Canada and the US, but when more than 90 millions of Americans are religious fanatics, and when the majority of the educated people in Canada and the US are fans or followers of some one like Noam Chomsky, who defends the Mullahs and the brutal dictators, you can be sure that many Canadians and Americans are really stupid, and it’s a fact that you can see it in the OWS and the Canadian protests, too. Unfortunately, many Canadians and Americans live like sheep, and that’s why their politicians can play with them and can pass a medieval law like Bill 78. Jean Charest, recently has said: “Its all well and good to protest against Jean Charest,But theyre in the process of hurting Quebecers [!!]“. As the funny guys say: “Apparently, Charest thinks all Canadians are as stupid as himself and Harper, who are making love with the Mullah crooks and the Mullah killers in Canada. But unfortunately, he is not quite wrong. Many Canadian protesters seem like the stupid sheep. And in these conditions, how you can expect the West to stop betraying freedom and democracy in Iran, and stop supporting the Mullahs and the Iranian baboons?”

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The Canadian police and the Canadian protesters have created a very stupid farce. The people chants in Canada are sadly funny. The media reported: They striped for police, and chanted ‘Youre sexy, youre cute, take off your riot suit [!]’. ‘Everyone naked in the street’, was another slogan that they chanted as they banged pots and pans together”.Jean Charest’s government had to collapse soon, after passing Bill 87; But why he still rules Quebec like tyrants? The wise Iranians say: “When the faggots and the s-e-x addicts protest against tyranny and corruption, no one takes them serious, and that’s why the Canadian politicians have not made any concessions to the protesters. Who care about the faggots, the sex addicts, and those whose brain is in their ass or between their legs. They just make fun of themselves”. Of course, all Canadians are not stupid, and at least some of them are wise, and that’s why their mass media censor their voices, but their number is small. We have not been able to find any reasonable website about the Canadian protest, or any people website that covers the voices of the wise protesters in Canada (If you know such a website, please let us know). The mass media coverage is so stupid. They censor the news and show us the stupid protesters. And it reminds me of the 2009 protests, when the Western mass media censored Iran’s news and don’t care about millions of Iranian protesters who bravely fought against tyranny. The wise Iranians say: “In 2009, the Western media, the Western polling organizations, the Western politicians, and the Western lefts and their intellectuals clearly showed us who is the main supporter of the Mullahs. In 2009, we could see the true meaning of freedom and democracy in the West, and now in 2012, Canadian laws and Canadian protesters can show us the root of problems, and why the West is stupid and hypocrite”.

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“The Mullah thugs and the Mullah police killed and tortured the Iranian protesters, and the West helped the Mullahs. The Mullahs and the West both are fascist, and that’s why the Mullah crooks and the Mullah terrorists can live in Canada, the US, the UK, etc, and that’s why the West aided the Mullahs in killing anti-Mullah Iranians”, the wise guys say. In these days, the stupid Canadian protests just remind Iranians of the Western betrayals, the Western hypocrisy, and the Mullah savagery. “In these days, many things can show us the true face of the West. Canadian farce is just a small part of the tragedy. When the Western faggots and their media care about a little shit, a disgusting fascist and a brainless faggot like Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi), and when the West tortures the ordinary Iranians, betray the freedom and democracy in Iran, and tries to destroy Iran with the help of Mullahs, and when the West and the Mullahs desperately try to make a deal, but they can’t, because on one can make a deal with a bankrupt regime -that is the regime of crooks, thieves, killers, and rapists – all people can see the true face of the West. And that’s why Iranians spit on the West . Iranians should be angry at the West. The stupid West has become the number one enemy of the freedom and democracy in Iran”, the wise guys say. They also add: “Many Westerners are stupid. Just look at the Canadian slogans. The media reported: ‘The crowd of several hundred chanted: ‘1,2,3,4, this is f-u-c-king class war – 5,6,7,8, overthrow this fascist state’. Apparently, it’s their best chant, that is a Marxist chant. ‘Our nudity expresses the demand for transparency [!!!]” a Canadian student has said to the AFP. Can you believe it? It seems like a joke, but it’s not joke, and it just shows the depth of Canadian stupidity. Canadian protest is a joke. The Canadian idiots should try to have sex (intercourse) in the streets, of course with condom as a sign of responsibility !, and then they can claim that ‘Our intercourse expresses the demand for a responsible government !’“.

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When the stupid Canadian protesters say: “Our nudity expresses the demand for transparency [!!]”, it just shows how stupid many Canadians are. Many full naked protesters, that apparently express their demand for full transparency !, and many half-naked protesters in Canada are good examples of the modern sheep. As the wise guys say: “They are not modern people. Their protest or their nudity is not a sign of wisdom. They just want to have fun, and they ridicule the whole protesters. They just help their corrupt politicians”. The media reported: “Canadian Students attempt to disrupt the Canadian Grand Prix, protesting against tuition price hikes! ‘Formula One (F1)! Polluter! Sexist! Thief!’ they shouted”. Some funny guys ask: “This stupid protest is about F1, Bill 78, tuition fee, or Sexists ?!!” and some answer: “This is about all things, that means nothing. This is just a stupid farce. The faggots and sex addicts just want to have fun, in the name of protesting. They make a fool of themselves, and the world laughs at them and their stupid government”. I don’t know why many Canadians should try to use serious protests as an excuse for nudity and having fun. If we had such an embarrassing situation in Iran, the Iranian baboons and the Iranian faggots that live in the West and call themselves “intellectual” or journalist, would have said: “Iranians suffer from Oedipus complex. Iranians are brainless and sex addicts. Iranians only think about sex and drugs, and that’s why Iran is a backward country and Iranians don’t deserve freedom and democracy [!!]” But now, when many Canadians show us that they are worst than Iranians, no one says nothing, and all Iranian baboons have closed their their dirty mouths. The Canadian farce can show us that today’s Iranians are not stupider than Canadians and Westerners. In fact, there is no doubt that Iranians are not stupider than their Western counterparts. Only the Mullahs, the Iranian expats and the Iranian baboons still live in the 1970s, and are so stupid.

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The Canadian farce is a great historical shame. The pictures and the media reports can not show us the number of idiots in Canada, or what is happening in Canada. In these days, you should live in Canada and should see many things with your own eyes, and then you can have a reasonable judgment. But the media reports, and the people comments in the mass media, can show us that the number of idiots in Canada is not small. The media reported: “Michael Mohammad [!] of Toronto, watching the nude marchers. ‘I think its a worthy cause now [!]. If youre willing to take your clothes off Im willing to shave some dollars off your student fees [!]'” People like Michael Mohammad, Javad Jackson, Gholam Micheal, or Michael Naghi -that their stupid Mullah name seem like a funny paradox- can show us how stupid today’s Canadians are, and why the Mullah crooks and the Mullah killers can live in today’s Canada and USA, while the ordinary Iranians should suffer from the stupid Western sanctions. The wise Iranians say: “In this shitty world, the faggots, the idiots, and the stupid bastards can live in Canada, but we should live in Iran under the Mullah regime, that is a medieval tyranny that the West and Chomsky support it“. And it’s one of tragic jokes of this shitty world. Canadian Bill 78 and Canadian protesters can show us the real problems of this shitty world. “The people whose top intellectual is Chomsky, who defends tyranny and brutal tyrants, and the people whose top celebrity is Lady Gaga, should suffer from Bill 78, and should have such embarrassing protests. Their politicians know that they are like the stupid sheep, and they need shepherd. The pigs and the animals who didn’t care about Iranians, and allowed the West to make love with the Mullahs and betray the anti-Mullah movement, deserve to be fucked by their politicians. These idiots don’t deserve better life, or even freedom and democracy. They only can live like animals, with the logic of animals”, the angry wise guys say.

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The pictures are disappointing and embarrassing. They can’t show you the number of idiots in Canada, but as the wise guys say: “the pictures can show you that many Canadians are really stupid, and those who say ‘today’s Iranians are stupider than today’s Canadians or today’s Americans, are blind faggots or stupid mercenaries who kiss the West’s ass for a visa or a fistful of dollar. Even the Western experts confirm that today’s Iran suffer from an abnormally large gap between the societal potential for liberal democracy and the actual level of democracy in Iran. This gap is a direct result of the Western betrayals. As the Western experts said: ‘Our findings demonstrate that Iranian society as a whole is characterized by a pro-liberal value structure that is deeply at odds with the fundamentalist regime‘, but they don’t say that the West is the main responsible for this abnormally large gap. When such a gap exists, sooner or later, the countrys level of democracy will adjust in accordance with the societys potential. The same thing is true about Canada and USA. When many stupid people live there, sooner or later their system will adjust in accordance with their foolishness, and Bill 78 is just a beginning. The Canadian farce can show us that the main problem in Iran is not the people, but it’s the West and their Iranian mercenaries, who desperately try to keep Iran backward”. I hope all people can see the main problems. Only when the people can see the main problems, they can aid each others in finding the real solutions. I hope the wise Canadians can change the current embarrassing situation in Canada. The Canadian politicians make concessions, only when the wise Canadians have the upper hand, not now, when the brainless faggots have the upper hand. Now, some Canadian media have started to call the protesters “rebels without a cause”. And it’s really embarrassing.


A Love Song for Barack Hussein Obama !

June 2, 2012

In these days, many things are sadly funny. The Syrian tragicomedy, the Egyptian farce or the story of Iranian Monarchists are showing the world how stupid and how shameless the West and Mr. Stupid Monkey (Obama) are. We have already written about these issues (check Archive). For instance, we have already written about those who betrayed Iranians and their anti-Mullah movement; or about those who desperately try to torture Iranians and want to make a deal with the savage Mullahs; or about the European monkeys and the American baboons who supported the Syrian dictator and his British wife; or about those who supported the stupid Islamists in Egypt, but betrayed the modern anti-Islamists in Iran; or about Mullah embezzlers, Mullah crooks and Islamist killers who live in Canada, the US, the UK, etc; or about the European monkeys and the American baboons who support the Iranian baboons, from the Iranian Monarchists and Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi) to the Rajavists and the Khatamists. Here, I don’t want to write about these shitty things, or about the ordinary Iranians who are victims of the Western Hypocrisy and the Western betrayals. Here, I prefer to write about a song, that some Iranians inside Iran have written it. “A Love Song for Barack Hussein Obama” is a tragicomic song for the worst US president ever. It can show the stupid Iranian expats and the Iranian rappers that instead of eating extra shit or kissing ass, they can think about the serious problems, and they should talk about the important problems. In these days, when the stupid Iranian expats have closed their dirty eyes, and don’t condemn the Western supporters of the Mullahs and the Iranian baboons; and when the Iranian expats, the Iranian faggots, and the stupid singers, who still live in the 1970s, say nothing about the main problems and the main jerks, including Obama, Harper, Cameron, Merkel, Chomsky, etc or about the little shits including Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi), Mr. Balatarin, and other jerks who betray Iranians and the freedom and democracy in Iran, let’s take a look at parts of “A Love Song for Barack Hussein Obama”:


Hi, Mr. Stupid Monkey, Barack Hussein Obama
We love you, because you are like Mullah and Osama
It's just a love song for you, Mr. Obama
We love you, as much as we loved Osama
If you don't know how much we love you or Osama
Just listen to our song, It's for you, Mr. Obama

You the faggot, You aid Mullahs in killing us
You the monkey, You help them to murder us
You the faggot, You help them and betray us
You the faggot, you suck their cocks, not for us

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullah and Osama

The Mullah terrorist in Princeton,
The Mullah TV in Washington,
You love them, you and Clinton
Fuck you bitches, fuck you all in Washington

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullah and Osama

You love sanctions, you love bombs
You love Mullahs, you love dumbs
You and Osama just chewed gums,
When killed people with your guns

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullah and Osama

Your media censor us
Your companies silence us
You help Mullahs, but not us
You the faggots betray us

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullah and Osama

Iranians hate you bitch
They call you "the Monkey", bitch
They send you a big dick each
Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you bitch

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Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullahs and Osama

You love killers and rapists
You love Mullahs and Terrorists
You help Mullahs and Monarchists
You help them, you the fascist

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullahs and Osama

Mullahs, Mujaheds, and Monarchists
Your beloved MMM, the sadists [MMM = "triple M"]
MMM are terrorists and fascists,
But you help them, you the monkey fascist

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullahs and Osama

"Sanction, Sanction", it's your game
You the faggot, has no shame
"Stupid Monkey" is your name
Fuck you monkey, fuck your game

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullahs and Osama

You help Mullahs, such a dare
You fuck people, it's not fair
You the faggot, want your share?
Suck all the cocks, it's your share

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullahs and Osama

You just bluff, but who care
You the monkey, you don't dare
People fuck you in your year
Fuck you monkey, fuck your year

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullahs and Osama

Your media, your USA, are suckers
You love Mullahs, who are like you, the fuckers
Your lovers are MMM, and others,
Crooks, thieves, killers, rapists, and lairs

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullahs and Osama

The Iranian rappers and Iranian singers who live in the West, are so stupid and Khayemal (ass-kisser). They are just master at kissing ass. But the wise guys know that they should criticize Obama, Harper, Cameron, Merkel, and other Western jerks who betray Iranians, make love with the Mullahs, and support the Iranian baboons, from Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi) to Khatami. Those who flatter the Western politicians and kiss their ass, are worthless pigs, worse than the Mullahs and their Basiji thugs. But many of Iranians inside Iran are not like the stupid Iranian expats who sell their souls for a visa or a fistful of dollar. There are many love songs for the Western jerks who betrayed, and still betray, Iranians inside Iran. We try to publish some of them in the future.


Canada Bill 78 and A Protest of the Canadian Kind

May 30, 2012

Bill 78 and the current situation in Quebec is a very shameful episode in Canadian history. As we said before, Bill 78 is a very serious problem , but when many Canadians use Bill 78 and serious protests as an excuse for nudity and having fun, let’s use satire as a tool to write about a Protest of the Canadian kind. Let’s assume you want to become a Canadian policy-maker. You should follow the following advice, because you should know a Protest of the Canadian kind and how you can control the serious protests in Canada.

First of all, you should know that Canada is the land of contradictions. For instance, you should talk about multiculturalism, while French Canada still hates English Canada; and you should talk about “Canadian values”, while you are making love with the Mullah crooks and the Mullah killers who freely live in Canada. You should know that you have many Orwellian concepts of the Canadian kind, and “Protest” is one of them. In today’s Canada, protest often means fun, s-e-x, kiss, drug use, etc. If you want to say: “We want to have fun or s-e-x”, you can say: “We want to protest”. In Canada, you should love the Orwellian concepts. You should censor the news, and should not cover the serious problems and the wise protesters, and you should boycott or censor those websites who try to write about the wise protesters or the serious problems. But you should call it “Freedom and Democracy”. You should use “Divide and Rule” tactic. English Canada should hate French Canada, and vice versa, and you should not allow Canadians to unite or become aware. You should try to rewrite your history. When some say: “During Quebec’s Quiet Revolution in the 1960s, education reforms led to assurances of cheap tuition for all in the province”, you should say: “Quebec’s Quiet Revolution and its reforms were stupid. Bill 78 is the best thing and the most modern thing in Quebec history”. You should love brainless and topless protesters, because they can ridicule the whole protesters. You should use prostitutes as protesters, and it not only ridicules the whole protest, but the naive girls and boys follow the professional faggots and prostitutes like sheep, and then you can laugh at all protesters.

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You should not have any serious protest in Canada, because the serious protests are very dangerous. You should teach kids, newcomers, or students how to protest in Canada, and Vancouver riot and that Vancouver kiss, should be a role model from them. Your media and your mercenaries should try to write an unwritten law called “How to Protest in Canada”. This law says that Nudity as protest is not just a tactic in Canada. This law should clearly add: “Canadians are stupid. So, we are forced to use nudity to attract attention to public protest. This is the only way to be heard in this country. If we staged simple protests with banners, then our claims would not have been noticed [!!]“. In fact, you and your unwritten law should declare that Canadians are brainless and they only care about s-e-x and the topless activists. If some ask you: “Do our protest is about ‘the right to be naked in public’ or about Bill 78 and the tyranny and corruption in Canada?” You should say: “Bill 78 is against the right to be naked in public, and that’s why we protest against it”. You should always think other people are as stupid as you. You should say: “In Canada, many kids and students just want to have s-e-x or fun; who care about serious protests and serious problems” And those who say: “ these demonstrations are about the growing gap between the rich and the rest of society, and this is why the protests have spread“, should be boycotted. They are dangerous. In the streets of Montreal, those who wear nothing but their underwear, the dope smokers, the brainless faggots and those who care about sex, drugs, and violence a lot, should be seen as the brains and the modern protesters.

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Your media should censor the news. The world should know nothing about the ugly scenes, like that ugly scene in Victoriaville, Quebec on May 4, when many people were injured by the riot police, and a young protester lost an eye. Your protest organizers should think the kids and the students are the sheep people. They should encourage students to be topless or wear body paint, but full-frontal nudity should not be tolerated, and the Montreal police should arrest the naked protesters. You should not forget that Canada is the land of contradictions. You should declare that public nakedness is illegal in Canada, and it can encourage the stupid kids to protest against this low, not Bill 78. Of course, those who wear nothing but their underwear, should be tolerated, because they can ridicule the whole protesters. If some said: “To date, some 3,000 protesters have been arrested, and many others sustaining serious, and even life-threatening physical injuries at the hands of the Canadian police”, you should boycott them. And if some Canadians said: “I’m a Canadian. The queen bitch from Hell can die. Im an activist and I find the Canadian government and its system corrupt and psychopathic” or “Charest and Harper, you phoney bastards, go to hell. Canada is corrupted”, you should pretend that they are not Canadians, or they hate Canada. You know that “the rest of the world is watching Canada, sometimes with scorn and sometimes with sympathy”, but you should censor and boycott those people, specially Iranians, that have sympathy with the wise protesters, not with the stupid naked protesters, who are your beloved protesters. The wise topless girls are as dangerous as other wise people, and that’s why you should only care about the stupid kids, the brainless topless protesters, and those who can’t understand the difference between a serious protest and a stupid street party.

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Your media should declare: “it’s forbidden to walk naked in the streets of Montreal, and almost all Canadian cities. But the Maple Spring or the Canadian Spring is a protest against this reactionary law, not Bill 78”. You should think the people’s brain is in their ass. You should not allow the current movement to became an intelligent movement or a serious movement. The horny kids and students who just want to have sex or fun, and those idiots whose brain is full of shit should be your beloved protesters. Your media should only care about them. If some said: “The current Canadian protests is the Biggest Act of Civil Disobedience in Canadian History”, you should boycott them, and you should declare: “The Canadian people in Quebec are just exercising their rights to go ‘topfree’. They are not protesting against tyranny or Bill 78, but it’s a movement of ‘topfree equality’, which promotes equal rights for women to have no clothing above and below the waist”. You should think your people are so stupid, and their brain is in their ass. The Mullahs should be your close friends, and you should try to learn from them. You should try to use the Mullah tactics and the Mullah bills, and you can call it “Bill 78, a modern Canadian law”. Don’t worry, the people’s brain is in their ass. You should also try to learn from the Iranian faggots and the Iranian baboons, specially those who call themselves “intellectual” or journalist. If they see such situation and such protesters in Iran, they would call all Iranians “stupid”, “reactionary”, “backward”, “pseudo-modern”, etc, but when they see such stupid situation and protesters in Canada, they close their dirty mouth, or even they praise these stupid Canadians. So, you should see the wise ass and the dumb ass as the wise people, and you should see the wise guys as reactionary, traditionalist, or
fundamentalist.

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You should try to convert the Maple Spring or the Canadian Spring into a stupid shallow movement, that is full of the blue-eyed blonde and the red-head drug users who just care about s-e-x and violence. It’s a protest of the Canadian kind. You should censor or boycott those who say: “the Canadian Spring can clearly show the world that today’s Iranians are really wiser and more modern than today’s Canadians. In 2009, millions of modern Iranians protested against tyranny and Islamists. They risked their life, and tens of thousands of them were killed and tortured by the Islamists and by help of the West. They were the modern people and modern protesters, not the drug addicts, the faggots, and the idiots whose brain is in their ass or between their legs. The world should learn from Iranians, as some learned from them in 2011”. The messengers and those who tell the truth are dangerous. Canada is the land of immigrants, but the new immigrants should be a bunch of idiots or coward bastards who just kiss your ass and don’t ask any question. Those who ask serious questions and those who talk about serious problems are dangerous. Those who ask serious questions, and those who protests against your shameful behaviors should not be able to get your immigration visa or any other visa, or you should expel them from Canada. The wise people, specially the wise immigrants are so dangerous. Your corrupt system and your mafia style government, should make love with the Mullah killers and the Mullah crooks, and should hate the wise immigrants, because the wise immigrants can change many things, for instance, they can convert the Canadian Spring into a serious movement. So, the wise people should be forced to live like prisoners in a big prison. You should only care about the slaves, or those idiots whose brain is in their shitty ass or between their legs.

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You should know that the Canadian protesters don’t just lose clothes, but they also lose their supporters in Canada. And that’s why you should care about the brainless naked protesters a lot. They can destroy the Maple Spring or the Canadian Spring, as they destroyed the OWS movement. The idiots who just want to have fun, and those who just care about s-e-x and violence, can destroy any serious movement, and that’s why they should be your beloved protesters. Those who say: “Montreal people are sick of mafia and mafia style government. Corruption in government cant be stopped since the judges, the lawyers and the system all are corrupted”, are dangerous protesters and should be silenced. The people who don’t want to live like sheep, should be forced to live like slaves or prisoners. The educated people should work like slaves, and should not be able to use their brains. And those who don’t want to live like sheep or slaves, should be forced to live like prisoners. You and your media should censor them and boycott them, and your stupid visa system should not grant them visa, or should expel them. The wise Iranians and non-Iranians who ask serious questions should live like prisoners, and should not be able to leave their big prisons. In your unwritten laws, specially in “The unwritten manual: How to immigrate to Canada, the US, and the West”, you should clearly declare that those who ask serious questions, those who protest, and those who don’t kiss your ass can’t get visa; and only the crooks, the sheep, the Khayemal (ass-kissers), the fanatics, the killers, the rapists, the charlatans, etc can get your visa. God bless the sheep and those idiots whose brain is in their ass or between their legs. They can create a protest or a system of the Canadian kind. They should be your beloved people and your beloved immigrants. Other people should live like slaves or prisoners. Now, you are ready to become a typical Canadian policy-maker. I congratulate you.


Canadian Spring: Protests in Quebec, Canada

May 25, 2012

“The biggest demonstrations in Montreal and other Canadian cities marked 100 days of Quebec student strikes and mass protests against tuition fee-hikes. But now, they are also protesting against draconian public order laws introduced by the Quebec provincial parliament a week ago. On May 16, soon after her appointment, the new minister of Education and Premier Charest announced their plan to introduce Bill 78, a shameful law that was passed on May 18. Bill 78 restricts assembly, picket and protest rights on campuses and throughout Quebec. Bill 78 declares illegal all demonstrations of over 50 people [!!], organized for any purpose and at any location in Quebec, unless the dates, times, starting point, and routes of those locations and also the duration of the venue and the means of transportation that will be used by participants have been submitted to and approved by Quebec police [!!!!] It is then possible, at the police authority’s discretion, to modify the location and date of the protest if it judges that the protest would pose a serious threat to the order and security of the public [!!!] According to the provisions of the bill, any infraction against its prohibitions require offenders to pay fines, which are paid for each day of infraction”, the media reported. It’s really shameful. Bill 78 is a great historical shame for Canada. “Cant believe that a democratic government can adopt such a law”, many say. “The stupid Canadian Police declared the protest to be illegal. Apparently, they have learned it from their Mullah friends. When thousands of Mullah killers and Mullah thieves live in Canada, but no one says nothing, it’s so obvious that Canada should suffer from Bill 78“, the wise Iranians say. Bill 78 and mass protests in Quebec can be called “Canadian Shame”, “Canadian Spring”, or “Quebec Spring”, but “Canadian Spring” is more meaningful, because Bill 78 is like a Mullah Bill, and is a great historical shame. Stephen Farter (Harper) and his stupid counterparts in Quebec, and those Canadian idiots who support these bastards, should be proud of themselves. They are like the Mullahs, and can convert Canada into a Mullah Land.

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“What we see in these days is the ugly side of Quebec, Canada, and the West as a whole. When they made love with the Mullah terrorists and the Mullah embezzlers in Canada, it was so obvious that sooner or later they would learn from their Mullah friends, and pass Bill 78″, some say. In these days, our internet speed in Iran is so horrible, and the western media, specially the Canadian media censor Canadian Spring’s news. “The Canadian media should be ashamed for not providing better coverage“, some Canadians say. The media reported: “Bill 78 imposes severe restrictions on protests, making it illegal for protesters to gather without having given police eight hours’ notice and securing a permit”, and many Iranians said: “A permit to protest ? In Canada ? You’ve got to be fucking kidding“, and some Iranians added: “A permit to protest ? In Canada ? Fuck you Canada“. They also said: “Bill 78 can show us the Canadian progress. When the Mullah embezzlers go to Canada, and the Canadian jerks even refuse to apologize to Iranians, it’s so obvious that the Canadian politicians should pass Bill 78, and should prove that they are like their Mullah friends”. Of course, the Canadian people have tried to learn from Iranians, too. “After Bill 78 was passed, people in central Montreal neighborhoods have appeared on their balconies and in front of their houses to defiantly bang pots and pans in a clanging protest every night at 8 PM“, the media reported. It sounds like Iran in 2009, when Iranians regularly went to their rooftops and protested. It’s good that the people try to learn from each others. “In February 2012, Jean Charest’s Quebec Liberal Party announced plans to increase Quebec university fees by 75% over a period of five years. Beginning February 13, 2012, students associated with one of Quebec’s student Unions went on strike to opposing tuition increases. The city of Montreal saw this week the 30th protest march of Quebec students against tuition fee increases since it began more than three months ago. Thousands of students still boycott or are blocked altogether from attending college and university classes. A deal reached between Quebec Liberal Party representatives and student representatives was rejected by striking students on 10 May“, the media reported. It’s good that the ordinary Canadians are not so stupid. The Western politicians try to buy mercenaries and introduce them as hero or representative of people. It’s their tactic in Iran, Canada, the US, etc. In Iran, the Western jerks think they can introduce the Mullahs or a stupid bastard like Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahalvi), that 99% of Iranians hate him, as representative of people, but Iranians only spit and shit on Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahalvi) and his Western supporters. I hope Canadians can learn from Iranians.

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“Several of the protesters were wearing masks, which is against the law in the city [!], as Montreal had just passed a bylaw making wearing masks during any protest illegal [!!]. At least one person was arrested for wearing a mask“, the media reported. It’s really shameful, and it reminds you of the brutal dictators. “Wearing masks during protests is illegal ? In Canada ? Fuck you Canada”, some Iranians say. It’s really shameful that the Canadian politicians seem like the brutal dictators. Of course, many Canadians are not so stupid and their media can’t deceive them. Many have condemned the law for “violating fundamental freedoms of association, assembly, and expression”. They know that “it’s a terrible act of mass repression. The Canadian media reported: “Police declared the weekend protests to be illegal [!]“. It’s a good joke. “Apparently, the Canadian bastards -i.e. Canadian police, Canadian politicians and Canadian media- think they can use laws as a tool of repression. But the wise people don’t care about the stupid laws. If a law was a threat to fundamental rights, freedom of expression, freedom of association, it’s like the fascists laws and the Mullahs laws, that means, it’s crap and bullshit and you should not care about it”, the wise Iranians say. Many truly say that education and university education should be free, “education isn’t a business. It builds our future and our society”, they say. But why politicians see public education as a threat? Some wise guys say: “Higher education is a threat to politicians and the rich, for the simple reason that it increases competition. The aristocracy hate educated people. When you offer higher education to all citizens, you can have lots of talented and competent individuals. But the corporate world see it as a threat. If people have the legal and scientific ability to challenge their autocratic decisions – on issues such as Canadian tar sand pollution, global warming, lobbyists, big corporations, etc- that’s a big problem. So by denying or restricting education to people, they try to limit the production of scientific professionals; and only the children of plutocrats should be allowed to develop such skills. That’s why they want to dismantle public education systems, everywhere from the US and Canada to Britain. Remember, the plantation owners made it a crime to teach a slave to read or write. That’s the basic mentality here“. It’s not a bad analysis. All dictators and all jerks, from the Mullahs to the Western politicians, hate public education and the educated people.

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The Canadian media and Western media use the Mullah tactics. They show pictures of naked or half-naked protesters in Quebec, and then laugh at them and try to pretend that all protesters are as stupid as these idiots. Unfortunately, many stupid Canadian protesters just want to have fun. They are like that stupid Canadian girl who has said, “This protest was one of the most jovial I’ve taken part in [!!]”. They disgrace and discredit all protesters, and the corporate media make use of their stupidities. “‘Im drunk! Ive been on a patio all evening!’ a female protester told police, in an exchange caught on the live broadcast of Concordia University Television. It reminds Iranians of the Mullah tactics, when they said that Iranian protesters are agents of Zionists and Western imperialists (aka Estekbar Jahani)”, some say. Of course, many Canadian protesters are stupid and want to have fun, and what their media say about them is not quite wrong, but 99% of Iranian protesters were independent and didn’t want to have fun. They were brave and risked their life. “When you see many stupid Canadian protesters who just want to have fun, you can understand why Iranians are much more modern, wiser, and braver than Canadians. The 2011 and 2012 can clearly show us that Iranians are really wiser than their Western counterparts”, the wise Iranians say, and it’s not wrong. Iranians are victims of the Western politicians and their puppets, but sooner or later, the Western jerks and their puppets -including the Mullahs, the Monarchists, and the Mercenaries – will be sent to hell. The Western politicians are so stupid and opportunist. “Parti Quebecois leader Pauline Marois opposes any legislated crackdown on the protests and has been wearing the red square of the protest movement [!]. ‘The premier is the first person responsible for the mess we’re in,’ Marois said Thursday. The pro-independence Parti Quebecois (PQ) could gain power in an election expected later this year or next”, the media reported. It’s really shameful that PQ and its politicians, who are racists and very stupid, try to support the protesters in Canada, but it’s not the whole story. The corporate media and almost all politicians in Canada are so shameless. They say: “The protesters want to win some concessions from Premier Jean Charest. But it’s illegal [!!!] … Parti Québécois opposition leader Pauline Marois has embraced the students unpopular cause [!!!]” It’s really shameful that both sides in this Canadian farce have no shame and tell big shameful lies. “The stupid separatist Quebecers are racist people who still care about the French-English hostilities. When you see PQs, you think you see the fascists. Quebec still suffers from ‘Heydary-Nemati’ fights (stupid tribal fights) and nudity doesn’t mean modernity or real progress. Idiots, nude or with Hijab, are idiots”, some say.

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The Canadian farce, aka Canadian Spring, is really laughable, because all evil forces, including Russia and Mullahs, try to be part of this stupid farce. “Russia has now joined many civil liberty groups [!!!] which protest against the way the police is handling demonstrations in Canada as well as in Chicago during the NATO summit”, the media reported. Some say: “It’s just remind you of Kettle and Pot”, but it’s worse than it. The Russian farce or Putin-Medvedev farce was really one of the biggest farce in the human history, that just proved that Russia and the Russian people are one of the dumbest nations in the world. Of course, it doesn’t mean that the Canadian farce and the shameful events in Canada is not important. Recently, one of the Canadian officials has said: “It was told about 50 times to people to leave the protest since it was illegal [!!!!] and that we were going to get out their and disperse the people and make some arrests and people still remain on site”. The Canadian jerks think their people should obey them like sheep. “Protest is illegal ? in Canada ? Fuck you Canada”, Iranians say. It’s really shameful that the Canadian jerks (politicians) try to copy Mullah behaviors. “Instead of saying: ‘Welcome to Canada’, they should say: ‘Welcome to China. Tiamanmen Square’ or ‘Welcome to Iran under the Mullah regime'”, Iranians add. “When the Mullah killers and the Mullah embezzlers can go to Canada, and the wise Iranians should be victim of the stupid sanctions, Canada will look like Iran under the Mullah regime, in the near future”, the wise guys say. Some Canadians know the truth. “Canada has turned to the right with Harper and his Conservatives. Harper has fucked Canada”, they say. “The chants were mostly directed at Premier Jean Charest and the police rather than the tuition hikes that first prompted the nightly marches”, the media reported. It’s good that many Canadians are not so stupid, and at least can see the important problems. “Bill 78 also places restrictions upon the right of education employees to strike. Bill 78 was drafted by members of the Quebec Liberal Party. Shame on them”, some Canadians say.

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“It’s a political crisis in Canada, with the mass arrest of hundreds of demonstrators amid a backlash against draconian emergency laws. More than 500 people were arrested in a demonstration in Montreal on Wednesday night as protesters defied Bill 78. According to the provisions of the bill, any infraction against its prohibitions require offenders to pay fines, which are paid for each day of infraction. The new Quebec emergency law says that any individual protester found guilty of the cancellation of classes would be liable to a fine of $1,000 to $5,000. If the offense is committed by a senior officer or representative of a student group or federation, the fine could be as much as $35,000. Therefore, the student association or federation could face a fine as high as $125,000″, the media reported. It’s really shameful. “Canada has become a new Mullah land. Shame on Canada”, some say, and some Canadians add: “All of a sudden you just smelled tear gas and could see smoke, and people were running”, and it can remind you of 2009 and the Iranian protests. Of course, tens of thousands of Iranians were killed and tortured by the Mullahs and their Western supporters, while no one has been killed or tortured in Canada yet. It’s a very important difference that you should not forget it. ‘But if Canada continues to grant visa to the Islamists and the Basiji thugs, and create problems for the ordinary Iranians, sooner or later, thousands of naked Canadian protesters would be raped in prisons’, funny guys say. Bill 78 can show us that if Canadians remain silent and inactive, and if they don’t protest against Stephen Farter (Harper) and those Canadian jerks who make love with the Mullah killers and the Mullah embezzlers, sooner or later Canada will look like Iran under the Mullah regime. “Quebec still has the lowest tuition fees in Canada. But services here are supposed to be cheap, because our tax rate is very high. In addition, Bill 78 is a very shameful law”, some Canadian protesters say. Stephen Farter (Harper) is like Mr. Stupid Monkey (Obama), and both are friend of the Mullahs, and enemy of the ordinary Iranians who are anti-Mullahs and anti-Islamists. “And it’s funny that both of these jerks have created many serious problems for their own people. In fact, those who betrayed Iranians, sooner or later will betrayed their own people, too. The stupid Westerners who don’t care about Iranians, should know that sooner or later they will be victim of their motherf-u-c-k-er politicians. It’s like the story of the Plague”, the wise Iranians say. We have already written about Albert Camus’ The Plague (check Archive).

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“Some Canadian protesters use molotov cocktails, and police responded by firing rubber bullets and using tear gas and noise bombs against the protesters”, the media reported. It’s really shameful. “tear gas, bullets, and noise bombs ? In Canada ? Fuck you Canada”, Iranians say. “Bill 78 is just another great shame in the history of Canada and Quebec, that is already full of many shameful things. Financial corruption in Canada, and among their politicians, is an old problem. If you read Canada’s history, you can see the Canadian politicians are crooks and thieves who have always embezzled their people money, and that’s why these jerks love the Mullah embezzlers and make love with the Mullah crooks and the Mullah thieves“, some Iranians say. “The Quebec government took steps Saturday to defend Bill 78 by taking out full page ads in the local newspapers. The headline read, ‘For the sake of democracy and citizenship [!!!!]'”, the media reported. It’s sadly funny that the Canadian jerks are as shameless as their Mullah friends. “The sham is over, and the truth is out. But more dangerously, if people are denied a peaceful means to have their grievances addressed via protesting then once all other options have been exhausted its time for violence and armed rebellion“, some Canadians say. It’s not wrong, but it’s so dangerous. Violence is not solution. Canada and the West have many stupid and shameless politicians, who make love with the Mullah terrorists and the Mullah embezzlers, but they are dangerous for their own people too. Stephen Farter (Harper) and other Canadian jerks who love the Mullah embezzlers, love Bill 78, too. The Canadian farce in 2012, is a result of the Canadian farce in 2009 and 2011, when the Canadian jerks betrayed Iranians and made love with the Mullahs, and now, instead of apologizing to Iranians, they impose more sanctions on the ordinary Iranians. “Iranians cursed Canada, and Bill 78 is a result of that curse“, funny Iranians say. They also add: “Canadian Spring and Bill 78 is a historical shame that proves those who betrayed Iranians, will betray their own people, too”. It’s sadly funny that Canada and Bill 78 look like the Mullahs and Mullah bills. It’s really shameful. But it can show us those who betrayed Iranians and their anti-Mullah movement, sooner or later will betray their own people and other nations, too.


How to become Modern, like Western Countries

May 24, 2012

In these days, when the West desperately try to make a deal with the Mullahs, but as the wise guys say: “the stupid West is in deep shit, because no one can deny Iran’s rights and no one can make a deal with a bankrupt regime”, it’s not bad to use satire as a tool to write about today’s world, and its funny foolishness. In these years, many people and many countries want to become modern. If you and your country are among them and want to be as modern as Western countries, aka the modern world, you should forget the Western empty words and the Western empty gestures. If you want to become much more modern than anything else in the world, and if your country want to become the most modern country in the world, you should read the West’s history and you should see the true face of the West. But If you hate reading history, you can take a look at the following key lessons that have been extracted from the history.

If you want to become modern, like Western countries:

– You should create two world wars and should kill more than 100 million people. You should nuke other people and you should kill millions of Jews, Blacks, and other people because of their race, their color, their religion, and their difference. You should create Fascism , Nazism, Colonialism, Imperialism, and other types of Neo-Barbarism, and you should be proud of yourself.

– You should be so stupid, and you should think that you can betray the freedom and democracy in Iran, and you can aid the Mullahs in killing and torturing Iranians, but the world and Iranians will allow you to deny Iranians’ rights and you can make a deal with the regime of killers and rapists. You should be so stupid, and you should not be able to see when you didn’t care about the freedom and democracy in Iran and when you betrayed Iranians, it’s so obvious that the Iranian people spit on you, and they not only defend the nuclear program, but they will defend the nuclear weapons, because they have become aware of your true colors. You should be so stupid, and should think other people are as stupid as you.

– You should have a shameful history that is full of savagery, war, hatred, violence, and foolishness. But you should not try to hide your history, and instead, you should replace your history with the history of other nations, specially Iranians, who were much more modern and much more civilized than you. You should pretend that your shameful history is their history, and their glorious history is your history. Don’t forget to tell big shameful lies. It’s the key to success

– You should try to kill other people, exploit other nations, and destroy other countries, and you should call it “Modernism”. If some told you that it’s not “Modernism”, but it’s “Neo-Barbarism”, you should try to silence them. How dare they accuse you of lying. All people should know that killing other people, exploiting other nations, and destroying other countries is the most modern thing in the world. It’s part of your history, from 16th century to 20th century, and if you were not proud of it, do you want to be proud of your dark ages and the Middle Age?

– You should be master at hypocrisy and telling big shameful lies. For instance, you should not allow the world to know why you toppled the Shah’s regime in Iran, and why you loved the Mullahs. In 1974, the Shah and Iran’s regime, that was pro-West, wanted to have nuclear program, and that’s why you tried to change Iran’s regime. In the late-1970s, the Mullahs repeated your words and said “Why Iran should have nuclear program, while Iran has oil and gas resources “. But the would should not be aware of these undeniable facts. The world should not know that the Mullahs were your beloved puppets who could destroy Iran and could make you happy, and that’s why you loved and supported the Mullahs.

– You should have a shameful history that is full of the greatest Slave holders, the greatest human monsters, the greatest racists, the Holocaust creators, the greatest murderers/ terrorists, etc, but you should accuse other nations of being savage. You should have no shame, otherwise the people will understand how savage you are. The people should not know when you ate each other and when you lived like barbarians, other nations, specially Iranians, had a great empire and a great civilization.

– You should try to pretend that you loved useful technologies or human values, and that’s why you have become modern. But only guns and weapons have been your beloved technology, and you could exploit other nations by your ‘modern’ weapons and by the law of the jungle. Your modern weapons should be the only modern things you have. And your thoughts and your views should belong to the Stone Age. You modernity should be based on two things: the modern weapons and the law of the jungle.

– You should love hypocrisy, pretending ignorance, and double standard. You should be able to tell the biggest possible lies. Your stupid views and your reactionary thoughts should belong to the Stone Age, you should live like animals, and with the logic of animals, specially the law of the jungle, but you should pretend that it’s the true meaning of modernity and modernism.

– You should think other people and other nations are your slaves, because you are “chosen people”, that means, because God has loved you, and has f-u-c-ked you that has transferred his Master gene to you.

– You should love war and violence. You should love waging wars and hurting other people. No one and nothing should stop you, except the nuclear weapons. You should declare that other nations should not have nuclear weapons, because if they have nukes, you can’t wage wars against them. If they have nukes, you could not have the upper hand, and you can’t kill other people and exploit other nations.

– You should have a group of puppet pseudo-intellectuals that defend tyranny, the brutal dictators, and the stupidest things in the name of fighting against you ! You should call these stupid bastards “intellectuals” and your media should treat them as intellectual leaders. The wise people and the real intellectuals should not be able to criticize you and your policy. You and your media should silence them. Only the pseudo-intellectuals and the stupid lefts should criticize you. Don’t forget that your enemy should be so stupid and so weak. Those idiots who defend tyranny, the brutal dictators, and the stupidest things in the name of fighting against you, are your beloved enemy.

– You should have a stupid visa and immigration system, that a bunch of racists and chauvinists should manage it. You should only grant visa to the mercenaries, the baboons, and the sheep. Those people who ask you why your system is so stupid and why you pretend you care about the global village -while you are racist and chauvinist-, are dangerous creatures and should be silenced. You should only care about the sheep people, who don’t ask any question.

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– You should censor the voices of ordinary people, specially Iranians, and instead, you should support the sheep, the baboons and the worthless mercenaries financially and politically. Those idiots who kiss your ass and you can buy them by money or visa, can aid you in destroying other countries and exploiting other nations. Some one like Ganji, Behnoud, Pahlavi, Mr. Balatarin, and other Chalquz (bird shit) are little shits, but they can aid you in controlling the sheep, and also in silencing and censoring the people’s voices

– You should not allow the people to live in peace with each other. You should not allow your people to become friend of other people. Your people should always hate other people and immigrants. The Mullahs, Islamists, crooks, thieves, embezzlers, Khayemals (ass-kissers), and other worthless jerks should be your beloved immigrants, and you should not allow your people to see the wise people. In this way, you always can enjoy war, hatred, and violence.

– You should pretend that you are enemy of the brutal dictators, specially the Mullahs, while you support them by any means, and you aid them in killing their modern people. The brutal dictators are your best friends, and you should support them directly and indirectly, but your media and your media whores should pretend that you are enemy of the brutal dictators.

– Your people should live like sheep. They should not be able to see the truth. You should aid the brutal dictators, specially the Mullahs, in killing their modern people, and you should allow the Mullah TV, the Mullah terrorists, and the Mullah agents and the Mullah Mafia to go to your country and make love with you, while you have imposed your stupid sanctions on the ordinary people. But your people should live like sheep and should not see the truth. Your stupid lefts and your
pseudo-intellectuals (like Chomsky) should fool your people.

– You should talk about law and the rule of law, while you only believe in the law of the jungle and the principle that the strong creatures should fuck the weak creatures. You should not allow others to become stronger than you. You should fuck other people by any means, specially war and violence, in the name of international laws that is a synonym for the law of the jungle.

– You should help and support the Arabs and the Islamist people, and you should aid the Islamist dictators in killing their non-Islamist people. But you should pretend that you are enemy of Islamists. And instead of apologizing to the non-Islamist people for your betrayals, you should impose more sanctions on them, while you are making love with the Mullahs and the Islamists. It’s a modern kind of charlatanism and hypocrisy, and if you want to become modern, you should know it well. You should love the Mullahs, the Islamist crooks and the Islamist killers, but you should pretend that you are enemy of them.

– You should support the Mullahs and aid them in killing Iranians and in destroying Iran, because Iran should not be a strong country. You should not allow Iran to have nuclear weapons, because if they have nukes, they will not allow you to rule the world by the law of the jungle, and you can’t wage wars against Iranians, who are much more modern than you and their history is more glorious than yours. You should love both the Pahlavi regime and the Mullah regime in Iran, because they are your puppet regimes. And you should clearly say that Iran’s regime is not important to you, and Iran, even a free and democratic Iran, should not have nukes.

– You should know that democracy or human rights is just an excuse to fool the naive people. You should hate democracy or human rights. You should only love money and power. Your media, from your BBC to your VOA, should work with the Mullahs, the Islamists, and other reactionary groups, including the Monarchists and the Terrorists. You should aid the Mullahs in killing and torturing the people, and you should aid the baboons and mercenaries in silencing the people, but you should pretend that you care about the people and their rights.

– You should only care about the nuclear issue, not democracy, human rights, or other things. You should only support a puppet dictator and a puppet regime in Iran, and should aid them in silencing Iranians. Only when your puppet regimes in Iran want to become independent or want to have nuclear program, you should try to topple them. Iran should not be a strong and free country, and your puppets and your mercenaries, from the Mullahs to the Monarchists, should kill and silence the ordinary Iranians, because Iranians are not stupid and they will not allow you to exploit them and their oils, and they will not allow you to rule the world with the law of the jungle.

– You should not allow the world to see your true face. The world should not know that you love the law of the jungle. But if the people, specially Iranians, knew the truth and started to spit on you and your dirty face, you should censor their voice and you should silence them. You should not allow other people and other nations to become aware. The world should be full of the stupid sheep, who think you and the Mullahs are enemy of each other.

You should not forget that only in the world of the sheep and the stupid animals, you can pretend that you are modern. God bless the sheep and the animals.


The Story of Sadeq Hedayat and Modern Sheep, 2

May 21, 2012

In Tehran, Arya and his friends continue to discuss about the modern sheep. Minu: “The Western media just care about that stupid singer, while many Iranians spit on the Mullahs, the Islamists, the West, the Iranian expats, the Iranian sheep, the Iranian mercenaries, and other jerks. Its’ really funny” Shabnam: “They care about him, because he is so stupid. They don’t care about the wise people. Many people whose names and whose thoughts are like us live in Iran, but the West doesn’t care about them, because they not so stupid” Negin: “But many people still are stupid” Arya: “Yah, many Iranians still are stupid, but many Westerners are stupid, too. Some idiots think that all people in the West are intellectuals, while the number of stupid or ignorant people in the West is more than Iran. The rate and number of racists, chauvinists, religious fanatics, modern sheep, and other idiots in the West is really more than Iran. What happened in 2011, from the UK riots to the OWS movement, clearly showed it” Minu: “The Western media say all Iranians are like Mullahs or Bin Laden. They are so shameless. If we were like them, we would say that all Westerners are like Breivik or Fascists”. Shabnam: “Many Westerners are like Breivik. But almost all Iranians hate Mullahs and Bin Laden, who are stupid Arabs. The Western jerks just love big shameful lies” Negin: “I didn’t say that all Westerners are wise people. I just say the number of stupid people in both Iran and the West is large” Arya: “Yah, but you should not forget that Iranians have no freedom, no voice, and no media. They live under a medieval tyranny, while Westerners at least enjoy basic freedoms. Iranians and Westerner don’t have equal conditions, but even under these horrible conditions, Iranians are not stupider than Westerners. It’s very very important” Negin: “Yah, it’s true. I know that the West and their shameless media tell big lies about Iran and the West. But why Iranians can’t topple the Mullahs and can’t solve their horrible problems in Iran?” Minu: “Because the Mullahs are just part of the problem. The West, that supports the Mullahs and Iranian baboons, is the main problem. Did you forget 2009 and the past three years?” Shabnam: “When people have no media and no organization, and when the West and the Iranian baboons who live in the West, censor people’s voices and don’t allow them to have any media, any alternative or any organization, it’s so obvious that the people should wait for proper time” Arya: “In the post-2009 era, the West showed who is the number one enemy of freedom and democracy in Iran. The stupid Westerners still can’t see the truth, because some one like stupid Chomsky is their top intellectual. When many Westerners love a stupid bastard like Chomsky who defends the Mullahs, the tyranny and the savage dictators, it just shows how stupid the Westerners are, and how difficult and complicated Iran’s situation is. It’s really tragic that we live in a shitty world that some one like Chomsky or Lada Gaga is its top celebrities, and the Westerners care about them a lot. It’s really tragic that many stupid people, and many racists and chauvinists live in the West … Oh, talking about these issues make me sad and angry. It also reminds me of some nightmares and some stories about Canada … let’s talk about them at the end of our meeting. Now, I don’t feel good” Minu: “Let’s change our moods. I love Hedayat’s Pearl Canon. Let’s read part of it: ‘We had our own civilization, wealth, freedom, welfare, and we didn’t think that poverty is honor. The Arabs took it all away from us just to give us poverty, dead-worshiping, begging and how you should wipe your ass and how you should go to bathroom. Their Jewish god is vengeful, and full of hate, and just order to kill and plunder the people. And before he ends the universe he will send his Messiah to kill everyone who denies him and make a blood bath’. It’s really funny that Hedayat criticized all religious fanatics, not just Muslim fanatics” Shabnam: “Yah, it’s very important. It’s what the modern sheep don’t talk about it. In the Pearl Canon, Hedayat also says: ‘A true believer is the one that in the hope of erotic illusions, s-e-x, and food in that world (i.e. afterlife and Heaven), he lives in poverty and misery in this world, and provides the clergymen with his donations, s-e-x, and food; and the clergymen (make use of his stupidity and) enjoy luxuries, sex and food in this world ! But instead of thinking of good things and philosophy and making art … clergies try all day long to find a new way to fool the masses’. It’s about all religious fanatics. But the modern sheep just repeat this part of the Pearl Canon: ‘Every where the Lizard-eater Arabs conquered they brought death and destruction, and infected people of that area with Idiocy, fanaticism, hypocrisy, spying, poverty, kissing ass, thievery and Mullah’s ass-licking !‘. They also don’t talk about other Hedayat’s works, specially his letters. The wise people hate both Mullah’s ass-licking and the West’s ass-licking” Negin: “In Haji Agha, Hedayat wrote: ‘In order for the people to be kept in line, they must be kept hungry, needy, illiterate, and superstitious. If the grocer’s child becomes literate, he not only will criticize my speech, but he will also utter words that neither you nor I will understand’ And …” Arya: “And it’s an answer to your question. It’s what both the Mullahs and the West have done to Iran”. Minu: “It’s what both the British bastards and the Arabs love it. They forced the people to accept their bullshits by a broad sword. As Hedayat said, the Arab crap was ‘a disgusting mixture of paradoxical ideas of other nations’, but as we saw in the recent years, the Western crap is still a disgusting mixture of hypocrisy, double standard, and paradoxical ideas”.

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Arya: “In the past centuries, the West was so stupid and so shameless, and created many problems for other nations, including Iranians. What the modern sheep or the Western media say about their glorious past is bullshit. It’s Qompoz (bluff). They ‘Qompoz Dar-mikonand’ (they are bluffing). When Westerners went to America or other parts of the world, they went there as religious fanatics who thought they should kill other people and should occupy other lands, because it’s their divine mission, and it’s what God asks them. What they did was exactly like what the Arabs did in the 7th to 11th centuries. And it’s what Hedayat tried to say it in the Pearl Canon” Minu: “but the Modern sheep are blind and can’t see the truth” Arya: “Of course, it doesn’t meant that Iranians and other nations didn’t have any problem. In a letter to Shahid-Nuraei, Hedayat wrote: ‘Hazhir has written a letter, that shows he is worse than that stupid Kashi Mullah (Khashani). They want to flog those who drink, and in Ramadan everyone who eats something would be fined and imprisoned. It’s our progress. I guess we will be forced to wear Mullah’s cloth [Arab’s cloth] and follow lizard and locust [like Arabs], too. It’s an answer for those young educated politicians who said: Iran will not go backward; it’s impossible; our transition [from tradition to modernity] is irreversible, and Iranians have high intelligence. Apparently, Iranians’ intelligence has gone into their ass‘. At that time, many educated people were stupid and thought they can trust politicians like Hazhir or Hoveyda who had been educated at the Western universities. Only a few people, including Hedayat, could see the truth. After Hedayat’s death, many horrible tragedies, from the 1953 coup to the Pahlavi tyranny and the 1979 revolution, proved that Iranians’ intelligence had gone into their ass”. Shabnam: “Unfortunately, all educated people are not wise people. Many educated people are among the modern sheep” Minu: “Yah, in Hedayat’s era, Iran had about 20 thousands university-educated people, but just dozens of them were really wise or intellectual”. Arya: “This rate can be a universal rate. The 20 thousands university-educated people is equal to only a dozen real intellectuals, not more. But when a country has 20 millions university-educated people, it means that thousands of real intellectuals and hundreds of thousands of wise people live there”. Negin: “And the rest are the ordinary people. But who are the modern sheep?” Minu: “The modern sheep are those who pretend they are modern people, while they just follow ‘fashion’ like sheep” Shabnam: “Of course, some people like Behnoud are modern pigs. Behnoud and other bastards who defend the Basiji thugs in the name of ‘Reform’ are modern pigs. They defended Basiji thugs like Khazali or Motahari, but it’s funny that Motahari has recently said: The women wear (in public) trousers, and coats that don’t cover their knees. It’s so tragic !! The situation of Hijab (Islamic veil) in Iran is tragic!”. Arya: “Behnoud and other Iranian baboons are worthless mercenaries. We should ask why the West support these bastards? The West is the main problem. When crooks, thieves, idiots and mercenaries go to Canada, USA, and Europe, but the wise Iranians can’t leave the big prison (Iran), Behnoud or other jerks can eat extra shit. It’s so funny that it’s an old problem. In a letter, Hedayat wrote: ‘Only the kids of spies, thieves, and crooks can go to Europe … Every good thing is for spies, thieves, ass-kissers’. It’s very funny and important” Muni: “Yah. It’s an old wound” Shabnam: “In fact, what the West did in 2009 was not an accidental mistake. If it was an accidental mistake, they would apologize to Iranians. They have always supported tyranny and brutal dictators in Iran. When I think about 2009, I see a nightmare that annoys me a lot. I see a big sea that is full of blood. It looks like a huge pool with spectators, but the spectators are the sheep. Iranians are floating in the sea of blood, and a group of Iranian baboons and Western monkeys aid the Mullahs in killing the people. The Western Monkeys make love with Iranian baboons, and the spectators cheer and clap as the Western monkeys jump up and down. The people are dying in the see of blood, but no one care about them. Suddenly the people start to spit on the face of all monkeys and all sheep. The people spit, spit and spit, until when the color of water changes from red to white” Minu: “In these days, nightmares are like daymares. I don’t know what I see is nightmare or daymare. I see a jungle of sheep. Everything is sheep. The media, the media whores, the politicians, the Westerners, and everything is sheep. It’s the world of sheep. I don’t know it’s nightmare or daymare”

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Arya: “We all have our nightmares. In these days, I see Iman. I see his face when he was killed in 2009. I see Iman, when he was applying for immigration to Canada. I see him, when he was happy, and talked about Canada a lot. I see him in 2009, when he used to say: ‘When Hedayat wanted to say that he didn’t have fear of politicians, Mullahs and other jerks, he used a funny Iranian Proverb: Kasi ke az Khoda-ye Joon Dade Natarse, az Bande Koon Dade Nemitarse (Those who have no fear of God who gives life, don’t have any fear of his men, who give ass [i.e. are f-a-g-ot])’. I see Iman, when he didn’t know the true face of the West, specially the Canadian monkeys. Iman knew the truth, only when he was floating in his own blood. I see Rajab, that Basiji thug who killed Iman in 2009. When Rajab shot at Iman, and came to beat him to death, Iman looked at his eyes and said: ‘I wanted to go to Canada. I have waited for 8 years, and now I will get my visa soon. I don’t want to die here. I want to die in Canada. I don’t want to die in this shitty land”. Rajab, the savage Basiji thug, just laughed. Rajab, the Basiji killer, had applied for immigration to Canada, too. Of course, Rajab had applied six months ago, not 8 years ago, and the Canadian monkeys wanted to grant him a visa within the next months. Rajab said to himself: ‘I don’t torture him physically. I just say to him that I have applied for going to Canada, too. I would torture him mentally’. Rajab told Iman: “I have applied for Canada visa, too. I have applied in 2008, and I will go there sooner than you”. Iman was shocked, he could not believe what he heard. Rajab added: “I have embezzled the people money. I know Canadians well. They sell immigration and if you have enough money, you can buy it, even if you are a Basiji thug, like me. Canadians are not your friends. They are our friends. They love money, only money. Obama is our friend, too. The poor people, who cares about you? The West just loves money. You, the poor people are so stupid”. Iman sadly laughed and closed his eyes. Some say that Iman’s last words was sadly funny. He just repeated: ‘F-u-c-k you Canada. Motherf-u-c-ker Canada’. Now, Rajab lives in Canada, but Iman is under the cold soil of the Mullah land. When Iman had to wait about 8 years for going to Canada, Khavari, Amir Khosravi, Larjani, Bouzari, the greatest thieves of Iran history, and tens of thousands of Mullah embezzlers and Basiji thugs went to Canada easily, and made love with the Canadian monkeys there. Iman died, and didn’t hear these news. If he had heard one of these shitty news, he would have killed himself” Minu: “The story of Western Hypocrisy, specially the story of Canada and the Mullahs is very tragic. Sometimes, I think only the sheep and the animals live in the West” Shabnam: “I used to love Canada. But now, sometimes I hate Canada, and sometimes I can’t bear here and living here. I don’t know what is this paradox” Minu: “It’s some sort of Goh-Gijeh ! (shitty confusion). You are not alone, I suffer from it, too. When I see many stupid Westerners, the Western hypocrisy, Western betrayals, their stupid visa/ immigration systems and their shameful behavior towards Iranians, I want to stay here, and when I see tyranny and suffocation, many stupid things and many stupid people here, I badly want to go. It’s like what Arya told me some years ago”. Arya: “We are not alone. Many Iranians suffer from the same thing”. Minu: “Canada and the US have disappointed many of us. Iranians used to love the US or Canada, but now, when they sow the seeds of hate in Iranians’ hearts, and when the people can see their true colors, who can like the US or Canada?” Shabnam: “the sheep, crooks, thieves, charlatans, Mullahs, killers, rapists, and terrorists”. Minu: “And it reminds me of the poor Iman’s last words: F-u-c-k you Canada” Negin: “I think I know Iman. Is he real or unreal?” Shabnam: “Who knows. Sometimes, I think even we ourselves are unreal. We can be part of a fictional story” Minu: “Who knows. These days many things are like nightmares and daymares. Sometimes, it’s hard to say what is real and what is unreal”. Arya: “And it’s like what you called it Goh-Gijeh. But almost all humans suffer from it”

Its the second and last part of “The Story of Sadeq Hedayat and Modern Sheep”. You can find the first part here


The Story of Sadeq Hedayat and Modern Sheep

May 19, 2012

In these days, it’s hard to know which rumor or news is real and which is unreal. You see many stupid things and think they are unreal, but they are real. It’s really tragic. In fact, a big picture of these days is a collection of real and unreal things. And that’s why the fictional stories are the best tool to talk about these days. These fictional stories are not literary stories; they are just a collection of fantasies, nightmares, and true stories about these days and Iranians’ pain and suffering. Anyway, the media recently tried to create a stupid wave, and wanted to make a stupid Iranian singer a hero. They called him ‘the Salman Rushdie of music’, the Iranian baboons compared him with Hedayat, and the Mullahs, that no one cares about them in Iran, tried to treat him like Rushdie. It was a very stupid farce. Sadeq Hedayat (1903 -1951) was a real intellectual who could see the main problems of his own time, but now many Iranian expats, that are so stupid, try to imitate him. Hedayat was a true intellectual and a great satirist, and we would write more about him later. But now, let’s read “the Story of Sadeq Hedayat and Modern Sheep”, that is a fictional story about these days. Here is the first part (the second part will be published soon):

In Tehran, the weather is so shitty. It’s hot and dusty, even in the coffee shop that Arya and his friends like it. “The motherf-u-c-k-er Arabs love Tokkmi things (shitty things) from Tokhmi weather (shitty weather) and dust storms to the Mullahs and the Islamists. But they export their beloved Tokhmit things to others. First the Mullahs, and now their f-u-c-k-ing dust storms”, Arya says. “It’s their non-Oil export. They have nothing except dust and dirt to export to other nations”, Negin adds. “The main elements of the Arab world are: dust, dirt, locust, lizard, camel, shit, piss, and animal instincts. They make their life, their thoughts and their values with these things”, Minu says. And Shabnam adds: “The stupid Arabs are like the stupid Iranian expats. Have you heard about that stupid Iranian rapper?” Minu: “Yah, but I don’t know why Westerners think his stupid song is a special thing. Iranians inside Iran say better and funnier things about the Mullahs and the Islamists. His stupid song was a weaker version of what the people say. But in his interviews with the Western media, he ate extra shit and showed that he is a little Chalquz (bird shit)” Negin: “Yah, but the British media called him ‘the Salman Rushdie of music’, and the British Mullahs called him an apostate”. Arya: “who is this little shit?” Shabnam: “This jerk is Shahin Najafi, a Germany-based Iranian singer. Here is his song, read it. It’s just like what the people say about the Islamists. But in his interviews, he has said: ‘I criticize Iranian society in the song !!’ Apparently, the little Chalquz loves eating extra shit”. When Arya is reading the song’s lyrics, Minu say: “He is one of the Iranian Chalquz who live in the West. They still live in the 1970s or in the Stone Age. The little Chalquz has said: ‘I didn’t think I would upset the Mullahs [!!] I just want to criticize Iranians !’ Arya: “Really? this little shit want to criticize society?! Motherfucker bastard” Negin: “The Iranian expats are very stupid. They are backward Iranians who still live in the past decades. These jerks, plus Iranian mercenaries and pseudo-intellectuals desperately try to imitate the poor Sadeq Hedayat” Arya: “Yah, ‘een Harumzadeha hamishe 100 saal Aghaband’ (these bastards always live in the past, in 100 years ago). The poor Hedayat killed himself because of these stupid bastards. This stupid singer remind me of a story that Katiraei wrote in his book about Hedayat. One day, a rich kid who was a modern sheep -that means he was so stupid, just loved ‘Ada Atfar’ (empty stupid gestures), and followed fashion like sheep- went and asked Hedayat: “I want to write a book and criticize our stupid society. Can you choose a name for my book?” And Hedayat said: ‘Yah, your book’s name should be: ‘How I became a faggot !” Shabnam: “Haha. that book was better than this song!” Minu: “Hedayat lived when 90% of Iranians were illiterate, and 99% of educated Iranians were like that stupid kid. They were the modern sheep who just followed the West or the Communism like sheep”. Arya: “Yah, they were like the illiterate Iranians who followed the Mullahs or religion like sheep. In fact, both groups were sheep, and only their shepherds were different” Minu: “And that’s why Hedayat was really alone. Most of his friends were among the modern sheep” Arya: “Yah, they could not think independently and could not see the main problems. They just loved ‘Ada Atfar'”. Negin: “But many still love ‘Ada Atfar'” Arya: “Yah, but now the majority of Iranians inside Iran are young, educated, and modern, while the modern sheep can’t see the differences between our time and Hedayat’s time. They just try to imitate Hedayat. They can’s see the main problems, including the Western hypocrisy, Western betrayals, the Iranian mercenaries, etc. The modern sheep just eat extra-shit. They say: ‘We criticize Iranian society!‘, while they themselves are stupider than most of Iranians inside Iran”. Minu: “You should tell them: ‘Hey you jerks, when you are stupider than many Iranians, and when you are a Pahlavist or when you still kiss the West’s ass and don’t protest against the Western jerks who aided the Mullahs in suppressing the modern Iranians, you are like a stupid sheep who eats his own shit and says: ‘Wow, such a modern food’!” Shabnam: “Thousands of wise people, who should be called ‘new Hedayat’ or real intellectuals live in today’s Iran. They know the main problems, and don’t need to imitate Hedayat. They are original, wise, and honest, and don’t follow anything like sheep” Arya: “Yah, thousands of real intellectuals who are wiser than Hedayat, and don’t have his weak points, live in today’s Iran. Hedayat was a wise man who criticized the Mullahs, the Monarchists, and the sheep, and that’s why both the Pahlavi regime and the Mullah regime hated him. Hedayat was a man of his own time, and criticized the main problems of his own time, with open eyes and open mind. Hedayat was a exception in his own time, when every idiot or bastard was called ‘Intellectual’. At that time, the most important problem was the people. And public ignorance, the illiterate Iranians, the Iranian sheep, and the lack of real intellectuals were serious problems. But now many things have changed”. Negin: “Yah, now those who imitate Hedayat, and most of them are either Monarchist or Mercenary, just make a fool of themselves” Minu: “If the poor Hedayat was alive and saw his enemies defend or imitate him, he would kill himself agin!”

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In London, a group of journalists discuss about the stupid Iranian singer. Smith says: “Listen to what I wrote: ‘An Iranian rapper has become ‘the Salman Rushdie of music’ after clerics in the Islamic republic issued fatwas calling him an apostate, which is considered punishable by death under their Sharia law. Shahin Najafi told us: ‘I criticize Iranian society in the song’. His song has divided opinions in the country. It broke taboos“. What do you think?” John, an Iran’s expert, says: “Who breaks taboos? this idiot ?! Do you think this idiot can be a hero for today’s Iranians? Now, all Iranians are breaking taboos, and we just should try to control them!” Adams, another Iran’s expert, adds: “I’m agreed with John. He knows Iran well. I think no one cares about this singer in Iran. What do the wise Iranians say about him?” Sarah: “Unfortunately, Iranians are not as stupid as the 1970s. They know who betrayed them in 2009. Many things have changed in Iran. They say: ‘this little shit (the singer) is an opportunist. The Iranian expats still live in the 1970s or in 100 years ago’. Oh, Is it good that we say he is a new Sadeq Hedayat?” John: “It’s stupid. In Hedayat’s era, the number of Iranians who had a university degree was about 20 thousands, and 99% of them were idiot. Only Hedayat and a few others could think independently. But now many things have changed”. Adams: “Yah, now the number of Iranians who have university degree is about 20 millions, and thousands of them are wiser and better than Hedayat”. Smith: “The Iranian expat are stupid and spineless. We can manipulate them with a visa or a fistful of dollar. We should claim that they are representative of Iranians inside Iran. We should pretend that many Iranians still care about us and our agents. We and our agents should create wave and should divide opinions in Iran” John: “But when Iranians only laugh at us, and when they don’t care about us and our agents, we should change our policy” Sarah: “Yah, but do you have any new plan?” John: “No. But we should not forget Golshifteh Farahani’s farce. She wanted to imitate that Egyptian girl, but Iranians are modern, like us, and just said, OK, you can be naked, it’s none of our business. Iranians laugh at us and stupid tactics. They even know that many Britons are so conservative, and Iranians are really more liberal and more open-minded than many Britons”. Sarah: “It’s not solution. Do you have any solution? Otherwise, we should follow our employers, and we will publish Smith’s article”. Adams: “We should change our tactics in Iran. Now, Iranians know our tactics. We should change our old tactics. John and I are writing a book about this issue” Smith: “OK. We publish this article and wait for your book”. Next day, almost all British media, including the the BBC, the Guardian, the Telegraph, and the Economist, published an article that was like Smith’s article. John read the Iranian reactions, and told Adams: “In both the Pahlavi regime and the Mullah regime, we could manage Iranians. We gave them a transition from monarchy to theocracy, and they accepted it, because they were so stupid. But now many things have changed. Have you read ‘The Pearl Cannon’ that is Hedayat’s last satire?” Adams: “Yah” John: “In the past, only a few Iranians read it. But now, many Iranians love it, and many even write better things. Iran has changed” Adams: “Yah” John: “Before writing the Pearl Cannon, Hedayat said: ‘I want to write something that is like a spit [Akh-o-Tof] on them. Maybe, I can’t publish it, but it’s not important. At least they can’t tell themselves ‘he was a good donkey [good sheep]’. But now, almost all Iranians spit on the Mullahs and the Islamists, from morning to night, and Iran is full of spit [Akh-o-Tof] on them” Adams: “Yah. But in ‘the Pearl Cannon’, Hedayat criticized not only the Mullahs and the Arabs, but the Monarchists, the Europeans, the Americans, and others. He was dangerous”. John: “Yah, but now, many Iranians are wiser than Hedayat” Adams: “Yah, they shit on Khatami, Behnoud, Reza Pahlavi, etc. The sheep don’t follow their shepherds. It’s so dangerous. We should find a solution. Otherwise, Britons will learn from Iranians. It’s dangerous. I have encouraged some Iranian expats to establish ‘The Center of Iranian Bloggers’ in London. I hope we could manage Iranians, and our agents can control them, before it’s too late”.

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In Los Angeles, the Iranian Monarchists and the Iranian baboons discuss about the stupid signer. Shahram: “I think we should say this singer is a new Sadeq Hedayat”. Bahram: “Are you idiot? Hedayat was an
anti-Monarchist. He hated Pahlavi. He was so dangerous. Forget him”. Feri: “But our men have already said that he is a new Heyadat, and he is an intellectual” Reza: “It’s not bad. Iranians inside Iran are stupid and they will accept what we say. In the 1970s, they accepted what the Mullahs and Khomeini said, and now they will accept what we say. Don’t worry. The people are stupid and no one read Hedayat’s books” Feri: “When we don’t read any book, how can the poor people read any book? Iranians inside Iran are stupider than us. Our IQ is higher than them. They are sheep and we are their shepherd” Shahram: “Do you know what Iranians inside Iran say about this singer and our support of him” Bahram: “Iranians inside Iran don’t care about him. What they say just show that they are not stupid. For instance, a girl, Minu, has said to him and all Iranian expats: ‘You are idiot. You should make a song about the stupid Obama, who aided the Mullahs in killing and suppressing Iranians and their anti-Mullah movement. You should make a song about the Iranian jerks, specially the Iranian traitors and their Western supporters who betrayed the people’. And another girl, Shabnam has said ‘ You should make a song about Reza Pahlavi and shit on him and his Western supporters. You should make a song about the Western Hypocrisy and how the West betrayed Iranians’. And a boy has said: ‘Why don’t you make a song about the BBC, the VOA, and the Western media and their shameful behavior, or about the stupid Iranian expats who still live like sheep?’ Another boy has added: ‘Your fear for your visa, or your fear of your employers don’t allow you to tell the truth or care about the important things. Shame on you, the Iranian expats’. I don’t think the people are stupid” Feri: “So, you say we are stupid, not the people?” Shahram: “We don’t know Iranians inside Iran. But here, we can see many Americans who are like sheep. They respect us and treat us well. So, we can think many Iranians are like sheep, too” Reza: “Iranians are so stupid. But I want to know what they say about us and about Hedayat and other things. The shepherd should know his sheep. Bahram, can you tell us more about Iranians inside Iran? What they say about us?” Bahram: “It can make you angry or sad. Forget it” Reza: “No, we want to know the truth. Please” Bahran: “They call the Iranians Monarchists ‘The Iranian Pofyooz’. They hate us as much as they hate the Mullahs. And about Hedayat, they know that we have asked the American officials to close his official website (http://www.sadeghhedayat.info/). Some Iranians published what Jahangir Hedayat, Hedayat’s nephew, said in 2010: ‘The US shut down Sadeq Hedayat’s official website. It’s so ridiculous. Why Americans impose sanctions on Iranian people and Iranian intellectuals, including Hedayat? Why the Americans shut down a non-political and literary website, the official website of Hedayat, who has died 60 years ago? The American companies are so shameless and don’t care about our protests. Is Sadeq Hedayat related to nuclear issue ?!’ The people hate us and our American supporters. Some Iranians wrote: ‘The Iranian Monarchists and other reactionary Iranians hate Sadeq Hedayat, and their American and European supporters shutdown Hedayat’s website and try to silence the voices of real intellectuals. But they should know that thousands of real intellectuals, who are wiser than Hedayat live in today’s Iran. A country with 20 million university-educated people just can shit on the rotten fossils in LA, California to ‘. Shahram: “The people insult us, and they don’t deserve democracy. We should listen to what our American employers or our Mullah friends say. We should fuck these ungrateful people” Feri: “Yah, the people should go to hell. We just love money and power. Who care about the people”. Reza: ” We just want to know what the people say. But it doesn’t meant that the people are important. We should just obey Americans’ orders. They give us money, and we should obey them” Bahram: “It’s true. But we can use better tactics and better tricks. If we think the people are as stupid as our fellows in LA, we just make a fool of ourselves” Shahram: “If we knew better tactics, we could save our power in 1979” Feri: “Don’t lose hope, man. The people are so stupid. We can restore the Monarchy, and the people are forced to kiss our ass. Our American supporters make us ruler”. Reza: “We should not lose our hope. The people laugh at us, but it’s not important. This singer is like other Iranian expats. He is one of us, and we should try to make him a hero. We should say that the people are stupid, and this singer and us are their leaders or their intellectuals” Bahram: “We really need a miracle, and God should help us. In Iran, even little kids laugh at us”. Feri: “Don’t worry man. God and USA help us”.


Canadian Apology, or How the West Apologizes

April 30, 2012

The post-2009 era is really tragic, but it can show you the true meanings and the true colors of many things. For instance, many didn’t know how the Western countries apologize, but now you can see how Canada, the US or Europe apologize to you for their shameful behaviors. As we said before, the US and the West not only refused to help the anti-Mullah movement in Iran, but they aided the Mullahs in killing and torturing Iranians in 2009, 2010, and 2011, and now instead of apologizing for their shameful behaviors, they impose more sanctions on the ordinary Iranians, threaten the Iranian people with war in the name of nuclear issues, support the savage Arabs who tell joke about Iran, and stupidly try to prove that the West is enemy of the ordinary Iranians, but is friend of Mullahs, Islamists, and Arabs. It’s the true meaning of the Western Apology. But if you still can’t believe what you see, Canada can show you the true meaning of Western apology. As we said before, some high rank Mullah embezzlers, including Khavari and Amir Khosravi, fled to Canada in 2011 and lived there in luxury, and it brought shame on Canada as a whole. But do you know how Canada’s regime and Stephen Farter (Harper) apologized for this scandal? Let’s guess: (1) Did the Canadian media/ politicians say: ‘Oh, we are sorry that these Mullah embezzlers, Khavari and AmirKhosravi, could live in Canada and were citizens of Canada. But now, we don’t allow these Mullah embezzlers to live here and we will deport them’? No, it’s too naive to think that it was the Canadian answer. Why are you so naive? (2) Did the Canadian media/ politicians say: ‘Oh, we are sorry that thousands of high rank Mullahs, Mullah crooks, and Mullah embezzlers live in Canada. We are sorry that someone like Bouzari, or members of Larijani’s clan, Khamenei’s clan, Rafsanjani’s clan, etc live in Canada and invest their embezzled money, i.e. the Iranian people’s money, in Canada’? No, never. It’s too naive to think that it was the Canadian reaction. Why are you so naive? (3) Did the Canadian media/ politicians say: ‘ We try to answer the serious questions about our ridiculous policy towards Iran . We are sorry that we hurt the ordinary Iranians’? No. Why are you so naive? (4) Did the Canadian media/ politicians say: ‘ Canada has become a safe heaven for the Mullahs and the Mullah embezzlers , and it’s a great shame. We apologize to Iranians’? No, never. Why are you so naive? The Canadian media/ politicians just try to obey Mr. Stupid Monkey (Obama). In the recent days, the media reported: “the Visa Section at the Embassy of Canada in Iran (Tehran) is closed and services have been transferred to the Embassy of Canada in Turkey. If you are in Iran and want to submit a temporary visa (student visa) you must now apply through the visa office in Ankara. CIC officials declared; ‘Shifting visa services from one visa office to another is not uncommon [!] It’s just an efficient way for saving more money”. In fact, Canada, like the US, tries to punish the ordinary Iranians, including the Iranian students. And that’s why Iranians say: “Only Mullahs, crooks, thieves, good sheep, and idiots can go to Canada without any problem. Canada should be proud of itself, because it has become the home of crooks and embezzlers “. It’s really shameful.

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The post-2009 era can show you many grim realities about the West and the global village. It can show you what the West and the Western media says about the global village and the freedom and democracy is bullshit. “Forget all that bullshit and look at what Mr. Stupid Monkey (Obama) and Stephen Farter (Harper) do”, Iranians say. “Breivik and Le Pen are not exception, and many Westerners, including the Western politicians, are like them. They are a bunch of racists and chauvinists who are really selfish and hypocrite. What they say about the global village or the world peace is bullshit. They use visa as a tool for recruiting the good sheep and the good mercenaries. They just care about their own animal interests. The West aided the Mullahs in killing or torturing the ordinary Iranians, because they love the Mullahs and Islamists. They use sanctions as a tool for deceiving the naive Westerners, and for winning some concessions from the Mullahs. Who care about the freedom and democracy and the human values?”, many Iranians say. And unfortunately, it’s hard to say it’s wrong. “Canada and Stephen Farter (Harper) are exactly like Mr. Stupid Monkey (Obama) and the US. Stephen Farter (Harper) punishes Iranian students and the ordinary Iranians with new restrictions, and make love with the Mullah embezzlers and the Mullah Mafia in Canada. And Mr. Stupid Monkey (Obama) imposes more sanctions on the ordinary Iranians, and make love with the Mullah terrorists, the Mullah state TV, and the Mullah killers and rapists in the US. It’s the true face of the Wes, many Iranians add. “The Embassy of Canada in Iran and their shameful behaviors towards Iranians, were a shame. They thought they could insult Iranians and could treat Iranians like animals, and you don’t have right to protest against their shameful behaviors, because you don’t have any right in their stupid system. You should be a good sheep or a good idiot, otherwise, you don’t have even a little chance of getting their f-u-c-k-ing visa“, the angry Iranian say. It’s a great tragedy. Think about it. You can understand the angry Iranians, if you try to put yourself in their place. The Western embassies in Iran are just a center for making love and making secret deals with the Mullahs, and their behavior towards the ordinary Iranians is really shameful. We have already written about this issue, specially in “The Story of Western Countries & Iranian Baboons” (check Archive). As we said before, Iranians had wait 4 to 8 years in the long stupid queue for immigration to Canada, and could not transfer even $100 to Canada, but at the same time, the Mullahs and the Mullah embezzlers could get their immigration visa very easily, and could transfer millions or billions of the embezzled money to Canada. It’s really shameful, but as some angry Iranians say: “Canada and other Western countries not only don’t answer any question about their shameful behaviors and their ridiculous hypocrisy, but they call the Mullahs and the Iranian baboons Irans elite, and then make love with these ‘Iran’s elite’, i.e. Mullahs, Islamists, mercenaries, crooks, thieves, killers, rapists, terrorists, etc. Apparently, the Canadian Visa and Immigration system is really like other western visa and immigration systems that just attract crooks, thieves, sheep, and mercenaries“. You can ask yourself: “why the Mullahs and the Mullah embezzlers can go to Canada and live there, while the ordinary Iranians should be the victim of the stupid Western sanctions against Iran?” This question and its answer can show you many things.

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“We have seen some Swiss people who clearly said: ‘our banks and our politicians love crooks and thieves, and it’s a great shame’. In fact, many Swiss people know that their county makes love with crooks and thieves, but unfortunately, we can’t see any Canadian who knows that Canada has become the home of crooks and thieves”, some wise Iranians say. I hope the ordinary Canadians can see the truth. Canada and Canadians had good reputations, and many Iranians and non-Iranians thought that Canada is not like Europe and has less racists and less chauvinists than Europe. Many thought that Canada needs immigrants, and the wise immigrants can have a real home in Canada, and it’s a win-win situation. But unfortunately, Canada has become the safe heaven for the Mullahs, crooks and thieves, and it’s really shameful. Iranians knew that London is the home of the Mullahs and the Islamists, or LA, California, is the home of the Iranian Monarchists and the dead zombies, but they thought Canada is different. “We don’t know whether Britons know that London is the Mullahs’ beloved city, the UK is the main supporter and creator of the Mullahs, and many Iranians hate the UK and don’t want to go to the UK, but apparently the British politicians and other western politicians are aware of this issue, and that’s why they try to sow the seeds of hate in Iranians’ hearts. They need the Mullahs and the Iranian mercenaries to exploit and destroy Iran, but they don’t need the wise Iranians who protest against them and can create problems for them. The western politician love mercenaries, and hate the wise people”, some Iranians say. It’s a tragic fact, but the tragedy of Iranian expats is really more tragic. “The West only allows the Iranian baboons and the Iranian mercenaries to leave Iran, and that’s why many Iranian expats are good sheep and don’t protest against anything. The West doesn’t allow the wise Iranians to leave Iran, and they should live like a prisoner in the big prison (Iran), that has been created by the Western puppets. In the past 100 years, Iranians have always been victims of the West and the Western puppets (the Mullahs and Pahlavi) in Iran. It’s the Western way of silencing Iranians and their voices: The Western puppet (Mullahs/ Pahlavists) silence the voice of Iranians inside Iran with the help of Iranian baboons and the Western companies/ media, and the West silences the voice of the Iranian expats with the help of the Western visa and immigration systems“, some wise Iranians say. You can ask yourself : “Why the Iranian expats don’t protest against Mr. Stupid Monkey (Obama)? Why they don’t protest against the Canadian authorities who have accepted the Mullahs, their families, and their stolen money in Canada?” And the answer is clear. Some wise guys say: “because the majority of Iranian expats are stupid, Khayemal (ass-kisser) and charlatan. They are good sheep, and that’s why they could get visa. Otherwise, the West didn’t allow them to go to the West”. Of course, fortunately, many young Iranians are not like the older generations of Iranians, who were good sheep or good mercenaries. The wise young Iranians say: “We don’t sell our souls, our humanity, and the human values and principles for a visa. We will spit on their visa, if getting visa is equal to being mercenary, living like sheep, selling yourself, kissing ass, remaining silent, etc. The wise people can’t bear living in Iran under the Mullah regime; living in Iran under the Mullah regime is equal to pain, suffering, suppression, suffocation, and committing suicide, but it doesn’t mean that we are like the older generations of Iranians who sold, and still sell, themselves only for a visa or for a fistful of dollar. The West is like the Mullahs who sowed the seeds of hate. But the seeds of hate will change many things, and those who sow the seeds of hate will pay a very high price for their shameful behaviors”.

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“The Western politicians allow Mullahs, Basijis, crooks, mercenaries and charlatans, and some one like Bouzari or Khavari, to go to the West, and it’s good for their the anti-immigration policy. They love war and hatred, so they should not allow the wise people, including the wise Iranians, to go to the West. Their people should see only the stupid Islamists and other stupid and sick people as immigrants, and in this way the seeds of future conflicts will be sown. In fact, the Western politicians try to help the anti-immigration groups, the racists and the chauvinists in the West indirectly. If they allow the wise people to immigrate to the West, and ban the sick and stupid people from getting visa, the ordinary westerners don’t hate the immigrants and immigration, and the world can be a better place to live, but it’s what the Western politicians don’t like it”, some wise guys say. It can be a good analyze. Do you think it’s purely accidental that many Mullah embezzlers, Islamists, high rank Mullahs, and Iranian mercenaries live in the West, but the West not only doesn’t deport these jerks to Iran, i.e. the pure hell that they have created for Iranians, but the West imposes more sanctions and more restrictions on the ordinary Iranians, i.e. the main victims of the Mullahs and the Western Hypocrisy; Do you really think it’s purely accidental? It’s so obvious that the West had to aid the anti-Mullah movement in Iran, instead of aiding the Mullahs in killing Iranians; it’s so obvious that instead of hardening attitude toward the wise Iranians who hate the Mullahs and the Islamists, the West had to facilitate many things, including immigration, for the wise Iranians, and didn’t have to allow the Mullahs, the Islamists and the Iranian baboons to go to the West; but why the West moved in the opposite direction? “Why the West doesn’t allow the wise Iranians and the independent Iranians to leave here, and only the Iranian baboons and the Iranian mercenaries can leave here?”, some ask. And the wise guys answer: “Because the West just loves good sheep or good slaves. They need the Iranian mercenaries and those who sell their souls for a fistful of dollar or a visa. They don’t need the wise people who protest against their shameful behavior“. It’s really tragic. Some adds: “In the best case, they call immigrants ‘skilled workers’ that means ‘skilled slaves’. But why? The right to live where you want, is a universal human right. They say that you should live where you were born or where your parents live, but It’s the logic of the slaveholders, who said: ‘you are a slave, because you were born slave, and your parents were slave’. In the slave trade market, they sold and bought slaves because they were strong or skilled workers, and now in the immigration trade market, they sell and buy immigrants because they are skilled workers or good embezzlers. Is it the global village, or is it the global slave market and the new global slave trade?”. It’s a good question. “The West should know that the younger generations of Iranian intellectuals, are not stupid or mercenary, like the older generation of the Iranian (fake) intellects. Today’s Iranian journalists and other Iranian mercenaries that the West call them ‘Iranian intellectuals’ are dead rats. Now, the people spit on them and shit on them”, some wise guys say. “When you live in Iran as an ordinary Iranian, not as a mercenary, a crook, or an Islamist, you are faced with many horrible problems. You can’t publicly protest against anything; you can’t write or publish anything; you can’t speak your minds or express yourself; you can’t have any media; you can’t have access to the normal internet, like other parts of the world; you can’t buy anything form the outside world; you can’t go to the outside world; you can’t transfer money to the outside world; you can’t have access to many tools, many facilities, many services, many software, many books, and many other things; you live in pure hell, but do think you should sell yourself for a visa or for money?“, the wise Iranians ask, and add: “your answer shows who you are”. Some wise guys say: “Iranians are victims of the stupid West, the Iranian expats, and the stupid lefts. But if the Iranian people want to go to the West and become as stupid as the current Iranian expats, it’s better that they stay here”. And some add: “The Fascist, the Nazi, the savage cowboys, the slave holders, the Ku Klux Klan, the racists, the chauvinists, the religious fanatics, and other western jerks still live in the West. They just wear new masks”. I hope the wise people in all around the world can see the real problems of today’s world, and try to solve them before it’s too late.


Hajj Hussein Obama and Mullahs: A Love Story

April 18, 2012

In these days, Iranians can see many tragicomic and laughable things, and one of the best ways for talking about these laughable issues, is writing a short story about it. What you read here, is a fictional story about these days. Sometimes a fictional story can show us more truths, more and better than the true stories. So, lets read a fictional story, “Hajj Hussein Obama and Mullahs: A Love story”, that is based on some true stories:

In the White House, the US president is listening to Robert, one of his advisors. Robert: “Mr. president, our secret talks with the Mullahs are great. They are really so eager to help us in the November election (2012 election). They love you, and praise you a lot. Our Mullah friends and our Basiji brothers in Iran love you, and call you Hajj Hussein‘. In Iran, when the Mullahs and the Basiji want to express their appreciation for your help, they call you ‘Hajji’. The high rank Basjis are called ‘Hajji’. So, they think you are like a high rank Basiji, and they love you as their commander. Oh, can I call you Hajj Hussein, too, Mr. President?” Hajj Hussein: “No problem” Robert: “Ok. Hajj Hussein, the Mullahs are very grateful. They just ask us to aid them in silencing Iranians”. Hajj Hussein: “But we have already aided them in killing and torturing the Iranians, and our companies sold them the tools of suppression and all they asked for. And now, some Chinese and Jewish companies sell our tools of suppression to them, isn’t it enough?” Robert: “They really appreciate your efforts and your help. They are so grateful for all your help. But they just need more tools of suppression and surveillance, and just ask us not to stop aiding them in silencing Iranians. It’s in our national interests, too. Unfortunately, the majority of Iranians know the truth. They know we have betrayed them. They know the truth, and they are a threat for our national security” Hajj Hussein: “A threat for our national security? come on man. You should repeat this kind of bullshits only in frond of our people and the press, not here, in frond of me. Oh, are our Mullah friends and our Basiji brothers really ready to aid me? I want to be sure about it” Robert: “Mr. president, you can be sure that our Mullah friends are so eager to help you. We should not worry about the 2012 election” Hajj Hussein: “Do our Mullah friends want any special thing?” Robert: No. They just want to be free to kill and torture the Iranians” Hajj Hussein: “I can guarantee that we have no problem with this issue” Robert: “OK. They also want more Green Cards for the high rank Mullahs and their families, specially for the Mullah embezzlers and the Mullah terrorists. They are really happy that you allowed a Mullah terrorist to work for the Princeton University. They think it’s a very hopeful sign. They also are very happy that you allowed the Mullah state TV to be here in Washington . They know that it’s very important, and they are very grateful for all your help. And that’s why they repeatedly tell me: ‘We love Hajj Hussein’. They just ask for more facilities for the Mullah TV in Washington” Hajj Hussein: “OK, no problem at all. The Mullah TV still can work here in Washington, without any problem. We only want to hurt the Iranian people, not the Mullahs. Our Mullah friends can have more admissions from our universities. Our Mullah friends and our Basiji brothers can go to Europe, Canada, and also the US without any problem. Our sanctions only should hurt the ordinary Iranians, not our Mullah friends and our Islamist brothers in Iran. That Mullah in the Princeton University is like those Mullahs in the Harvard University, and many other Mullahs in the US. I love them all. They are like the lefts, and they really try to help us” Robert: “Of course, the left and someone like Chomsky can fool many people, but our Mullah friends …” Hajj Hussein: “Yah, the lefts are more powerful, they helped us and our Mullah friends a lot in 2009. The Mullahs are not as powerful as the left, but they can be useful, too. I love both the left and the Mullah” Robert: “But the Iranian people are angry at us. They hate both the Mullahs and the left, and now they’ve started hating us. It can be dangerous. They know we aided the Mullahs in killing them. They know our sanctions only hurt them, not our Mullah friends. It can be dangerous” Hajj Hussein: “No, it’s not dangerous. Who care about Iranians? Our media know their job well. Don’t worry. No one will hear the voice of Iranians inside Iran. Just call our Islamist friends in Iran, and ask them what they need for silencing the Iranian people, and also for aiding me in winning the election. I just want to be sure that they have all they need” Robert: “OK. I check it with our Islamist friends in Tehran”

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In Tehran, a high rank Mullah, known as Hajji, is talking with Robert on the phone. Hajji: “Mr. Robert, I’m sorry that this phone line is a bit broken, you know, we had a rainy day. And for answering to your questions, I should say that we were very impressed by Hajj Hussein’s attention. We are really grateful for all his help. The VOA and Radio Farda (RF) have become our media, and it’s very good. We are grateful for what the VOA and RF have done in the past three years. We are very happy that the VOA and RF work with our agents or our best friends, specially the Iranian Monarchists. We are very happy that the VOA and RF have lost much of their audience in Iran, and we are very grateful that you don’t care about the waste of your people’s money. The VOA and RF and their policies towards Iran are very useful for keeping the Islamist regime safe. They have expelled our enemies from the VOA and RF, and we are grateful for it. We are really grateful that you have started to care about the Iranian Monarchists, who are our best friends. When your media claim that they are our opposition, while our people and all humans hate them, it helps us a lot. I’m very happy that your media know how they should support us. They know that we should not have any real or serious opposition. You are great, and we are very grateful” Robert: “Thanks Hajji. What do you think about the Iranian opposition media in the US? Are you happy with the way they work?” Hajji: “Oh, yah. They have helped us a lot. I’m very grateful that you support them financially or politically. Now, our people don’t care about the opposition media, and I’m very happy that you don’t allow Iranians to develop any alternative to our beloved opposition media. It’s good that Balatarin.com has become the home of the Islamist, the Pahlavist and Rajavists. It’s what we had asked for it. But if Balatarin.com and other media can talk more about Khatami, Khazali, Behnoud, Nourizad, and other Basiji agents, we would be very grateful” Robert: “Who is this Khazali? Is he that Basiji terrorist that your people call him ‘Baby Godzilla’?” Hajji: “Yah, ‘Mehdi Godzilla’ is one of our old agents, since the time of Chain Murders” Robert: “And who are these Behnoud and Nourizad?” Hajji: “Behnoud is a veteran journalist that works for us, since 1978. And Nourizad is a Basiji thug that tries to help Khatami, Behnoud and other agents” Robert:” OK, just send me the full list of your agents that you want us to work with them in the VOA, RF, and other American media and the Iranian opposition media. Just write a brief description and a brief biography for each agent” Hajji: “OK. Of course, we don’t have any problem with the Iranian opposition media, and they listen to our orders, but if you can emphasizes the importance of some issues, it would be better” Robert: “OK. Do you have any other request?” Hajji: “No. my Basiji brothers have already talked with you about the surveillance tools, the sanctions, our TV in Washington, our agents in the US, and other things. So, there is not any other serious issue. But I’m worry about the Iranian people and the American people and their reactions. Can Hajj Hussein control the Americans?” Robert: “Don’t worry about the Americans. We and Hajj Hussein know how we should control our people. Our people listen to us and our media. They are good sheep. They are not like your people” Hajji: “OK. We and our Basiji brothers believe that ‘Hajj Hussein’ is a real Basiji. Please send our special message to Mr. President: Hajj Hussein Obama, we love you. Your Basiji brothers and your Mullah friends really love you, Hajj Hussein

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Now, in the White House, Robert is reporting to Hajj Hussein: “Mr. President, the Mullahs were very grateful. They clearly told me that ‘Hajj Hussein is a real Basiji. We love Hajj Hussein’, and I think they try to show their appreciation of all your help. They love you” Hajj Hussein: “OK. You can tell them that I love them, too. I love the Mullahs, or as they say: ‘Hajj Hussein loves the Mullahs and the Basiji‘. Oh, what did our Mullah friends say about their needs?” Robert: “They just asked for some help about the Iranian opposition media and the Iranian journalists, and I can handle it” Hajj Hussein: “OK. Are they aware of our policy towards the Iranian media?” Robert: “Yah, they are very grateful for your help and what the VOA, Radia Farda and the Iranian opposition media do. They know that we don’t allow any Iranian to develop any alternative to the current Iranian opposition media, and they are really grateful. They know that our media and the Iranian opposition media have become the voice of Mullahs and Mercenaries, not the voice of the people, and they are very grateful” Hajj Hussein: “What do our Mullah friends think about our new sanctions? Are they really happy?” Robert: “Oh, yah, they are really happy and grateful. They know that our sanctions only hurt their people. They love our sanctions, and our sanctions make them billionaire. Our Basiji friends even ask for more sanctions. They really want more sanctions” Hajj Hussein: “Really? I can give them more sanctions” Robert: “But I don’t think it’s a good idea. While we make love with the Mullahs, the world and the people can see the depth of our hypocrisy” Hajj Hussein: “Don’t worry. The world is like the US, the home of the good sheep. If the world, the Americans and other people had wanted to see our true colors and the depth of our hypocrisy, they would have seen it in 2009” Robert: “But even our Mullah friends worry about the American people and public opinion” Hajj Hussein: “You should tell them that the American people are good sheep, and our media and our intellects can control the people. Our media and our intellects can play the role of ‘good cop’ and ‘bad cop’ very well. We can control our Sheeple. Our people are not like their people” Robert: “Yah, It’s exactly what I told them. But, to be honest, I worry about the people, too. What would happen if the people can see the truth?” Hajj Hussein: “Don’t worry. No one in the US can see the truth. If they had wanted to see the truth, they would have seen it in 2009. And who cares about Iranians? Oh, do our Mullah friends really love my political rhetoric and my threats? What do they think about my policy towards Syria?” Robert: “They really love you and your policies. They believe that empty words and hollow threats are a godsend for them. They love your political rhetoric, and praise your policy towards Syria” Hajj Hussein: “So, they know politics. It’s good. Oh, what do the Iranian people say in the recent days?” Robert: “They know that we only care about the 2012 election. They are angry. They say our Syrian policy is another shameful sign of … But I can’t repeat their words” Hajj Hussein: “OK. Is everything ready for the nuclear talks and the nuclear deal”. Robert: “Don’t worry, sir. The secret talks, the secret plans, the secret relations, and everything are OK. We should not worry about the 2012 election. The sheep would love their shepherd”

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In Tehran, and in the Basij headquarters, the high rank Basiji thugs are very happy, and as Iranians say: “there is a wedding in their ass”. The Hajji say: “God bless Hajj Hussein Obama. Everything’s going fine. The sanctions, the threats, the talks, and the deals are great. We all should pray for Hajj Hussein and his success. If Hajj Hussein hadn’t supported us in 2009, now the people would have toppled us, or we would have been forced to give some big concessions to the people. But Hajj Hussein saved us. Just imagine if Hajj Hussein had put pressure on us in 2009, when the people had asked for help, or if he had imposed today’s sanctions and restrictions in 2009, what would have happened to us and our regime. God bless you, Hajj Hussein” The Hajji’s close friend, known as Hajj Abbas, says: “Yah, Hajj Hussein is really our best friend, even better than Reagan and Bush who helped us in the 1980s, in the Iran-Contra. Hajj Hussein is a real angel, and our Master (Khamenei) should aid him in winning the 2012 election” The Hajji: “Oh, yah, Iranians hate Hajj Hussein Obama and laugh at him, but we love him. So, we should support Hajj Hussein as much as possible. He is our best friend. Hajj Abbas, do you know what the people say about Obama?” Hajj Abbas: “Yah, the Iranian people really hate him. They say that Hajj Hussein showed them many things, the true colors of many things” The Hajji: “Do you think we should change our policy, or we still can play with public opinion and we still can pretend that the US and Hajj Hussein are our enemy?” Hajj Abbas: “The people have become aware, and it’s hard to fool them again. I have heard that the people say: ‘Hajj Hussein is worse than Khatami and other baboons. He thinks Iranians are like Americans, who are the good sheep. But can the Americans forget and forgive Bin Laden? and can the Jews forgive and forget Hitler? No. Iranians will never forget and forgive Hajj Hussein Obama‘. I think we can’t use Khatami, Behnoud, Kosar, Mehdi Godzilla, and other Islamist agents any longer. The people know their true faces, and they can’t fool the people any longer. We need new agents and new plans” The Hajji: “How can we fool the people again?” Hajj Abbas: “I don’t know. Thinking about this issue make me depressed” The Hajji: “Come on man, don’t get depressed about it. Let’s talk about good things, like raping people, killing people, embezzling money, or the US sanctions that have made us billionaire. How much money you have earned in these months? The black market is great, and I have earned good money” Hajj Abbas: “Yah, god bless Hajj Hussein. I have earned good money, too. Hajj Hussein is a real Basiji. Let me see, Iranians hated us, while they loved the US, but now Hajj Hussein forces Iranians to hate the US, and we should change our Mullah model. We can think about Saudi model. Of course, our leftist friends love our Mullah model, not Saudi model, but we are forced to think about Saudi model: The rulers love the US and the US loves them, but the ordinary people hate the US, and the US doesn’t care about the people. It’s a good model” The Hajji: “Yah, the Saudi model is a good model. But Iranians are not like the Saudi people, and it’s our main problem. The Saudi people love Islamists, while Iranians hate Islamists. And the world thinks we are enemy of the US. How can the US and our leftist friends justify this paradox and their behaviors towards Iranians?” Hajj Abbas: “I don’t know. We should try to justify this paradox, too. And it gives me a headache. I have a headache now” The Hajji: “Oh, no, let’s enjoy our life, and f-u-c-k the people who give us a bad headache” Hajj Abbas: “Yah, f-u-ck Iran and Iranians. Long live Arabs. God bless Hajj Hussein” The Hajji: “Yah, Iran and the ordinary Iranians hate him, but his Arab and Islamist brothers love him. We love you, Hajj Hussein Obama”


US Progress: from Marilyn Monroe to Lady Gaga

April 14, 2012

“When a country goes forwards many call it ‘progress’, but sometimes when a country goes backwards it’s called ‘progress’, too. In fact, progress has two kinds: forward and backward”. And it’s what the media and the fake intellects tell us. If you don’t know which kind of progress the US has had in the recent decades, you are like us and many others, including many ordinary Americans. But for understanding the US progress, you can read the US history and think about the US politics and the US presidents from FDR (Franklin D. Roosevelt) to Mr. Stupid Monkey (Obama), the worst US president ever. But if you hate politics, you still can understand the true meaning of the US progress. You can think about the US celebrities from Marilyn Monroe to Lady Gaga. It can show you the real kind of US progress:

In the 1950s and 1960s, Marilyn Monroe was the most famous US celebrity. She was the symbol of American beauty and American utopia. Monroe’s beauty, from her hot body to her lovely face, can be a metaphor for understanding the real kind of US progress. Some say: “If you want to understand why and how a country that was known as ‘the land of the free and the home of the freedom-fighters’ has become ‘the land of hypocrisy and the home of the Hypocrites’, you can think about this metaphor”.

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In the recent years, Lady Gaga has become the most famous US celebrity, and the symbol of American beauty and American utopia. In fact, the American media tell us that Lady Gaga is a new Monroe or Madonna, and it can be a metaphor for the American progress. It can show us whether the US and the Americans have gone forwards or backwards. And it can show us why the people are changing their minds about the US. In the early 20th century, many nations, including Iranians, thought that the US is “the land of democracy and the home of the libertarian”, but now how the people think about the US and its president, Mr. Stupid Monkey?

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Comparing Marilyn Monroe or Madonna with Lady Gaga and other bloody US celebrities is just a metaphor for understanding the real kind of US progress in the recent decades. Some say: “If you think about this metaphor, you can understand why Mr. Stupid Monkey (Obama), the worst US president ever, or Bush should be the US president in the recent years. You can also understand why the US and Mr. Stupid Monkey (Obama) didn’t support the anti-Mullah movement in 2009, and instead, aided the Mullahs in killing Iranians and suppressing the anti-Mullah movement in Iran”. In fact, Lady Gaga can show you many things.

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The celebrities in each society can show us many things about the people who live in that society. Some say: “when the Mullahs were so popular in Iran and the people cared about them a lot, many Iranian people were stupid and had many serious problems. And now, when in the US, someone like Lady Gaga is so popular and many people care about her a lot, you can easily understand that many American people are stupid and have many serious problems”. Of course, many Americans don’t care about some one like Lady Gaga. But the rate and the number of Lady Gaga’s fans in the US is very very larger than the number of Mullahs’ fans and Islamists’ fans in Iran, and it’s very important.

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The wise people don’t care about who is beautiful or who is ugly. It’s so obvious that beautiful or ugly body/ face is not selective, and the people are not responsible for their genes. It’s so obvious that the people have the right to change what has been imposed on them by the nature. For instance, Michael Jackson had the right to change his look, but some say: “Jackson said the nose job helped him breathe better, while he took the whole nose off for the holes to get fresh air. He was a good example of extremism in the makeup industry. And now others want to follow him. But at least Jackson was a genius and had some great talents. He was a great dancer, while the girl who thinks she is a new Madonna …”.

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All people can become celebrity, including those who are very photogenic, or have beautiful body or good voice. But it’s so obvious that the beautiful minds, beautiful thoughts, beautiful arts, beautiful ideas, etc are much more important than beautiful body and being Marilyn Monroe or Elizabeth Taylor. But some ask: “why the bloody idiots can become celebrities in a human society? Why the sick people and those who love violence, masochism, sadomasochism, drug use, etc, should become celebrities?” They also add: “In each society the celebs can show us whether the people are sick or not. Those who care about ‘s-e-x and violence’ a lot, are animals, not humans. They are psycho, and need treatment”. It’s hard to say it’s wrong.

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Some focus on a talent or potential that they dont have it, and it leads to disaster. Some can be good singers, or are musical genius, but are not very photogenic, “but why lots of makeup and slutty clothes should create a cheap coke whore and an attention junky? Why those who need mental help should be an inspiration to the young men and women across America?”, some ask. They also add: “If a gross whore becomes so popular, and If shitting on stage makes headlines and more publicity, isn’t it a clear sing that the people are sick ?” Of course, many Americans hate these kind of celebrities, and see them as attention junky, tacky and those who try too hard for attention. But the US media care about Lady Gaga a lot, and it can show you the real kind of the US progress in the recent decades.

You can ask yourself: “If Lady Gaga had been an Iranian and many Iranian people care about her a lot, what the Iranian mercenaries and the Iranian fake intellectuals would have said about Iran and Iranians ?!” The answer can show many things.

It’s our second article about the celebs, the first one was about an Iranian celebrity, and you can find it here .