Humor: Mona Lisa or Mullah Lisa ?!

August 17, 2011

In the recent days, a Mullah, Shajooni, said: “We should force the young women to wear Hejab, we should beat and hit them, like what Reza Shah did in 1930s.” In fact, Hejab (Islamic veil) is choosing between Mona Lisa and Mullah Lisa, and Iranian women are forced to choose Mullah Lisa, while they are like Fariba Davoudi Mohajer, and want to choose Mona Lisa (right picture). But Arab women prefer to choose Mullah Lisa (left picture)


Even sometimes western women choose Mullah Lisa, like what Angelina Jolie did. Of course it’s just for minutes or hours.


Sometimes western women choose Mullah Lisa in the movies, like Julia Roberts in “Charlie Wilson’s War”(2007). She chose both Mullah Lisa and Mona Lisa.


Iranian women are like Fariba Davoudi Mohajer, a pro-Mullah woman who changed her thoughts and her lifestyle after 50 years and finally chose Mona Lisa, and got rid of Mullah Lisa. But Arab women still prefer Mullah Lisa, even when they chose Mona Lisa for a while.


The Mullahs and Reza Shah both forced women to choose what they don’t want to choose. Reza Shah forced Iranian women to choose Mona Lisa, and the Mullahs force Iranian women to choose Mullah Lisa. But what the Mullahs say is really true. “Hejab changes everything”. With Hejab, Mona Lisa becomes Mullah Lisa


You can choose between Mona Lisa and Mullah Lisa. But you should know that if you choose Mullah Lisa and the Mullahs, you can not get rid of them without being beaten to death, without being raped and tortured, and without being killed .

Ordinary Iranian Youths vs the Mullahs

July 22, 2011

In the modern world, like the ancient world, the majority of people are ordinary people. The intellectuals, i.e. the people who can think independently – independent of media, reactionary thoughts, other people, etc- are a small minority. The ordinary people have many weak points; they can not understand many things; they do many wrong things; they are fooled by the media and the politicians. In fact, the ordinary people are not very wise or smart, but they accept or reject “changes” and determine the future of the society. In Iran, the ordinary people will determine the fate of Iranian movement and the fate of the Iranian modernism, as well. Now, the ordinary Iranian youths, not merely the young intellects or liberals, hate the Mullahs and their regime and fight against the Mullah values/norms .


The ordinary Iranian girls and boys, are not intellectuals. They are like other ordinary people in the modern world. They are like the ordinary people in the West . They hate the Mullahs and their stupid norms. They watch western TV channels, they hear western music, they see western films, and they stupidly follow the western fashion. In fact, they are as stupid as and as smart as the western boys and girls. They really hate the Mullahs and the Islamic regime. Even if they remain silent and do nothing except living their own life, they would topple the Mullahs. Because their normal life, their ordinary life is a serious fight against the Mullahs and their Islamic laws. They just live their own life, but they do the most efficient work for toppling the Mullah regime at the same time, even without being aware of it .


The ordinary Iranian girls and boys are stupid followers of the western fashion. Some of Them are like the stupid ordinary boys and girls in the west. They don’t have any idea about the stupid fashion that they follow, but they are sure that they hate the Mullah norms and their Islamic laws. They only want to be like other “normal and ordinary” people in the world. They hate being like the Islamists and the Mullahs . Of course, they have many weak points. Many of them are very stupid and use drugs. “Iran is the worst nation worldwide for drug abuse”, the Mullah newspaper cites a high-ranking official, who adds: “Because Iran has become a transit land for drugs and has a young population, we are more exposed to this danger than other countries [!]” But many ordinary Iranians do drugs because it’s in fashion, or because the westerners do drugs! Some stupid fashions like doing drugs are dangerous, but many other stupid fashions can be a sing of protest and rebel against the Mullahs.


The ordinary Iranian youths have changed everything, even the most sacred Islamic ceremony in Iran, i.e. Moharam and Ashura. The Mullah newspapers confess: “In Moharam’s nights, in Ashura’s nights, women and girls in tight clothes and transparent scarves and guys dressed in Western fashion lit candles while laughing their hearts out. In this disgraceful event which is like a large street party, women and girls…as well as boys…mocked Muslims’ beliefs and sanctities in the most shameless manner [!] . Some long-haired guys would openly cuddle girls creating awful and immoral scenes [!]. Fast, provoking music gave the street party more steam. Everything’s become a farce [!]. They no more respect anyone, even Imam Hossein [!] “. Now not only the private life of many Iranian boys and girls is non-Islamic or anti-Islamic, but their public life and what they do in the streets and public places, in the day and night, is a clear sign of what they want.


Iran has about 4 to 5 million university students, and more than 20 million university educated people. The majority of them are ordinary people, like the rest of the modern world. They are not like their stupid parents. They are not religious fanatic or fundamentalist. They are not intellectual, very wise or very smart, like their western counterparts; but they are not as stupid as the Mullahs and their stupid parents. They are only ordinary people who want to have a happy and joyful life like other people in the modern world . Of course, a considerable number of the Iranian youths are liberal or intellectual. They are very open-minded and think about the problems of their own community and the global community. This group of young Iranians, like their counterparts in the modern world, try to think about the problems and the solutions, on behalf of the rest of people.


The 1979 Islamic revolution seems certain to be undone by its own children. Sooner or later, the younger generations of Iranians would topple the Mullah regime . Even if they remain silent and do nothing except living their own ordinary life, they would topple the Mullahs. Their ordinary life, itself is a constant fight against the Mullah norms and the Islamic regime. They just live their own life, but they do the most efficient work for toppling the Mullah regime at the same time, even without being aware of it