Persian Jokes in English

September 13, 2018

In these days, there is no differences between Jokes and Reality! So, it’s better to write more about Persian jokes. As you know Tragedy at its peak becomes Comedy. So, as the wise witty Iranians say: “It’s better to talk/ write about Recent events, Important events and Everything in the form of Persian Satire, Persian Humors or Persian Comic / sarcastic remarks” ! If you take a look at the modern world and also at the very long history of Persian Satire and Persian Literature, you can see that Comedy at its peak becomes Tragedy. It’s so tragic and so horrible that there is no real differences between Jokes and Reality in these days. It’s so tragic and so awful. But here lets read some jokes, including unreal jokes, real jokes, and reality jokes! Iranians often joke about all the things. In this post you can read about 300 Persian Jokes & Humors, including 200 Persian Jokes and about 100 Persian Humors or comic / sarcastic remarks. In the previous post you could read 200 Persian Jokes in English, and here you can read the next 200 Persian Jokes, and what Iran’s people say about Recent events and Everything in the form of humors, jokes etc.

6lkhzz8wgtd11.jpg

Persian Joke 201: Iranians ask Khamenei = Rouhani: Why Do you The Jewish Khamenei = Rouhani help Trump ? Why did you The Jewish Mullah Khamenei = Rouhani = CIA’s Economic Terrorist create the FATA Coup of 2018, attack all Sarafies, and increase dollar price from 3500 Toman to + 10,000 Toman, and help Trump and America?! Khamenei says: As all Islamists know, it’s our Islamic duty to help those who need our help ! .. Now in 2018, America and Trump need our help, and it’s our Islamic duty to help Trump and America because they need our help! Can you understand ?! It’s our Islamic duty to help those who need our help ! Can you understand ?!!

Persian Joke 202: (It’s like an old Persian joke) Qazanfar died and went to heaven. He suddenly saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” Angels said: “Those are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock will move.” “Oh,” said Qazanfer as he pointed at one of them, “Whose clock is that?” Angels: That’s Persian Zoroaster’s clock. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie.” Then Angels pointed to another clock, “That’s Cyrus the Great clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that he only told two lies in his entire life.” Qazanfar was impressed, and then asked : Where’s Trump’s clock or Rouhani’s clock or Khamenei’s clock or Ayatollah’s clock or Jewish / Arab leader’s clocks or British clocks or Chomsky’s clocks or Journalists’ clocks?! Angels said: These clocks are in our offices / our rooms. We are using them as a ceiling fan !!

Persian Joke 203: (It’s a Keyhan-style joke. A Keyhan-style joke is a new kind of Persian joke for ridiculing Mullahs & Islamists = Arab Jews = Stupid Bastards of Keyhan = Anti-Iranian pigs who try to copy from the witty Iranians in a shitty way ! A Keyhan-style joke is actually a multi-purpose joke or, as Iranians say Bah Yek Tir Chand Neshoon Zadan , that means: you hit several Targets with one joke / one shot ! ) Guy1 asks guy2 : What is FATF ? Guy2: FATF means Full Act of Treason, Fuck ! FATF means CIA’s Rouhani = Khamenei implement FATF Plan = Attacking all Sarafis to increase Dollar price from 3500 Toman to 12,000 Toman .. Guy1: Wow! now even Islamic idiots like you know that FATF means The CIA’s Economic Coup of 2018 = FATA Coup of 2018 by Rouhani = Economic Terrorist of CIA = Khamenei .. Guy2: Yah! We also know that Khamenei is CIA Iran Project. Khamenei is Rockefeller’s Iran Project, and that’s why Khamenei defends FATF & Rouhani & Turkmenchay & Treasons .. Guy1: But why your Basiji Brothers & Islamists have closed their dirty mouths, and say nothing about such Economic Coup = FATF Coup and aiding the Enemy in such a blatant way?! Guy2 : Because their fucking Islam means Treason, Slavery and Aiding the Enemy of Iran. Their fucking Islam is Religion of Treason & Turkmenchay. The Arab Islam is The Enemy of The People. Their fucking Arab Islam is Satan’s Religion. Their fucking Islam is Zionist IMF & FATF & Jewish laws. It’s the Jewish Islam of Arabs .. Guy1: But now all Iranians want regime change, and say: Arab Islam Must Go to Hell; Islamic Regime Must Go to Hell; The West’s puppets = Rouhani = Khamenei Must Go to Hell; All Mullahs & West’s stooges including Mojahed & Monarchists (Pahlavists) & Mullahs must be tried and executed for Aiding the Enemy of Iran. Now Iran’s people publish photos & cartoons about The near Downfall of Islamic Regime (above pix) Iranians say: The Newspapers after the Downfall of Mullahs are like the newspapers after the Downfall of Pahlavi ! (above pix) Headline: Khamenei is Gone ! (or Khamene Went to Hell) Bellow khamenei’s pic: Larijanis awaiting judgment. Mid column: Rouhani arrested while fleeing the airport ! Left column (was, is, and should be): Iranian revolution was victorious! .. The Islamic Regime went to Hell ! A group of Pahlavists & Rajavists = Anti-Iran Traitors were arrested at the airport ..Islamic Monarchy Died ! .. In Iran, Monarchy goes to hell for ever ! .. Anti-Iran Traitors like Pahlavists & Islamists & Monarchists and other Stooges of the West must be tried for High Treason & Aiding the Enemy of Iran …

Persian Joke 204: After the End of Islamic Regime, all Iranian people participate in a National Referendum and say a big No to all Mullahs and all Islamists & their Islamic Monarchy & all kinds of Monarchy = Tyranny. So, all Monarchists including Mullahs and Islamists feeling sorry for themselves and say: We are a victim .. We are a victim .. Nothing but a victim! A foreign journalist asks them: “A victim? ! A victim of what? ! And Monarchists, Mullahs and Islamists say: A Victim of Accurate Counting ! .. A victim of a True Election ! = a Non-Fake Election !

Persian Joke 205: A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better ! Finally, the boy drops his pants and says: Here’s something I have that you’ll never have! The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is a physical fact, and runs home crying. But a while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says: My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want !!

Persian Joke 206: They ask Iranians: Who is Khamenei? Iranians: For Basijis, Khamenei is Imam Ali ibn Rockefeller ! ( = Khamenei is Rockefeller’s son ! ) But Iranians call him Ali Rockefeller ! Basijis see Khamenei as their Imam Ali bin Rothschild ! ( = Khamenei is Rothschild’s child ! ) But all Iranians hate Ali Rothschild ..They: What is Khamenei’s job ? Iranians: Khamenei’s job is Treason & aiding Traitors – from Rouhani to AhmadiNejad (AN). Khamenei’s job is Aiding the Enemy of Iran & Iranians. Khamenei has always defended CIA Spies & Anti-Iran traitors like Rouhani, Zarif, AN, Larijani, Rafsanjani and other Jani = Criminals = British-Jewish Spies & Crypto Jews & Arab Jews .. They: Why does Khamenei aid the Enemy of Iran? Why does Khamenei defend Zionist IMF & FATF & CRF & Rockefeller Iran Project? Why does Khamenei help Rouhani now, as Khameneni helped AhmadiNejad in 2009 ? Iranians: because Khamenei is CIA Iran Project. Jewish Ayatollah Khamenei is Omol Fitneh (= mother of all CIA agents in Iran) Khamenei is Rasol Fitneh ( = head of all Traitors) This Arab Jew Khamenei is CIA’s Iran Project, and Khamenei just obeys CIA’s orders. One day, the CIA asks Khamenei to defend AhmadiNejad & to create 2009 Coup/ Massacre; and one day the CIA asks Khamenei to defend Rouhani & to create Turkmenchay & FATF Coup & other Anti-Iran Turkmenchay .. They: Is it a joke or a myth = conspiracy theory ?! Iranians: No, it’s not a joke or a myth. Khamenei is a joke! The Jewish Ayatollah Khamenei is a bad joke; His Basirat is a joke ! Khamenei has always defended Traitors – from AhmadiNejad to Rouhani. The CIA’s Ayatollah Khamenei is a sick joke, and he has always defended Anti-Iran Plans like FATF, IMF Plans, Nuclear Turkmenchay, 2009 Coup etc. Now even their own stupid animals / Basijis can see that The CIA’s Khamenei is Rouhani ; and Rouhani is Khamenei. In fact, Rouhani = Khamenei = AhmadiNejad (= CIA shits) Now even animals can see the true face of Khamenei = MI6’s Jew Mullah of UK. Khamenei is British Queen’s son. Khamenei is Jew Masan. Khamenei is Hojjatieh & Crypto Jew of Mashad, and it’s what their own Basijis say!

Persian Joke 207: They ask Khamenei: (Chi shod =) Why & How did you become such a Mullah & Traitor ? Khamenei says: I ate Donkey’s things ! As you know, If you eat Donkey’s milk, you become a politician ! If you eat Donkey’s brain (Maqze Khar), you become a Shah or Monarchist ! If you eat Donkey’s piss & shit, you become an Arab Islamist ! And If you eat Donkey’s dick, you become a Mullah ! But me Khamenei ate all of them ! Khamenei ate Donkey’s brain & milk & dick & piss & shit, and that’s why Khamenei has become such a Traitor & Freemason ! … They ask Rouhani: Why & How did you become a Rouhani ? Rouhani says: Me Rouhani, like Khamenei, ate all banned things of Donkey! And when I was a child, A rabid donkey bit me! As you know, If a Donkey bites you (Khar gazet begireh), you become a Turk Islamist & a sick Person .. But if the donkey is a rabid donkey (Khare Haar) your fate is so dark ! If a rabid donkey bites you, then you become a Trump or Rouhani = an Anti-Iran Arab Jew !

Persian Joke 208: Qazanfar asks Khamenei & Rouhani: Why do you the stupid Bastards = Mullahs help your Great Satan & Trump ?! Khamenei: We Mullahs are Arabs, and Even if Satan needs our help, we Islamists help Satan, because it’s our Arab Islamic duty! We should help those who need our help! Qazanfar: Don’t you think that you should care about Iran or Iranians because the world knows you Anti-Iran Pigs as leaders of Iran?! Rouhani: No, Iranians don’t need our help; Iranians hate us = Mullahs; Iranians fuck Mullahs; Iranians know us and fuck us .. Qazanfar: So, why don’t you the Mullahs go to hell = your own Arab shithole, and leave our Iran?! Why don’t you Khamenei Die of shame and go to hell?! Get Lost & Die Rouhani ! Our Iran & Iranian people don’t need Spies and Traitors like you Rouhanis = Mullahs .. But Rouhani suddenly says: Yah, Iranians don’t need us = Mullahs. But America and the West need us & our help ! We Mullahs are here to help the West and the Enemy of Iran ! .. And it’s a not joke !

Persian Joke 209: The witty Iranians say: “Tragedy at its peak becomes Comedy; America at its peak becomes Trump ! (= Arab Ass-licker) ! Arab at its peak becomes Cow or Trump’s cow! Jew at its peak becomes Arab or Arab ally ! = Netanyahu ! Now even the US media confessing that America at its peak becomes a shithole country like Saudi Arabia ! (Aug 2018) Trump is proving many things! Islamist at its peak becomes Traitor or Trump’s cow = Trump’s soldiers who implement FATF plans to help America’s future sanctions! Traitor at its peak becomes a Mason like Rouhani = Khamenei who creates Turkmenchays & FATF Coup = CIA’s Economic Coup to increase dollar price from 3500 to 12000 Toman to help Trump & his future Sanctions! Treason at its peak becomes Rouhani = Khamenei! Islamic Economy at its peak becomes Zionist IMF Plans. Ayatollah (Khamenei) at its peak becomes Shah Sultan Hussein, and even whitewashes Shah Sultan (Roye Shah ro Sefid mikone) by implementing FATF plans to give in to America’s bullying and threats! The Islamic Regime at its peak becomes a CIA Puppet Regime worse than Qajars and Pahlavi; The Islamic regime whitewashes Qajar ! (Roye Qajar ro Sefid mikone) Their Islam at its peak becomes Turkmenchay & Koon Dadan (= giving their ass, in a heroic way!) In fact, their Islam at its peak becomes Zelat & Zanu-Zadan dar moqabele America / Satan ! ( = Total surrender to Great Satan! ) Their fucking Islam at its peak is The Satanic Islam of Arabs = Religion of Slavery & Surrender & Satanism. Comedy at its peak becomes Reality. The West’s Democracy at its peak becomes an Islamic Regime! Comedy at its peak becomes Tragedy. The West’s Free Speech at its peak becomes Islamic Fascism, and censoring Everything, and then giving The West’s Free Speech Award to Islamic Fascists like Zibakalam. The West at its peak becomes Trump or Basiji (Zibakalam) or a medieval shit-hole like Saudi Arabia!”

Persian Joke 210 : In these days (Aug 2018), the Mullah media report: The Cow of Islamic Cinema Died !! (Gow-e Cinema Raft !! ) But Iranians say: Which Cow ?! Which of their Islamic Cows have gone to hell ?! Which cow of the Mullah Cinema died ?! The Mullah Cinema has many cows and stupid cows = Khayemal / Mozdoor = Mercenaries and Ass-lickers; So, which of these stupid Cows has died ?!! … In these days, some funny media even report: Iran’s Cow is Gone ! .. or Islamic Cow died ! .. or Mr. Cow Died ! (Aqay-e Gow Raft ! ) But Iranians said: Wow! It’s great! Rouhani has died ?! Rouhani has gone to hell ?! or Khamenei has died?! Which Mullah = Cow has died ?! ….

Persian Joke 211 : An Iranian (Qazanfar) and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd. Iranian says to Trump: Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice! Trump replied: I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me! .. So the Iranian slapped Trump !!

Persian Joke 212 : Two Saudi Basijis are walking in an Arab desert one day when one Saudi Basiji suddenly has a heart attack and falls to the ground. Shocked, the second Saudi Basiji calls his American Boss and shouts, “Help! I think Hajj Salman is dead, what should I do?” His CIA Boss: “Ok, The first thing to do is to make sure that he really is dead ….” There’s a silence… Then a loud gunshot… Then Saudi Basiji comes back on the phone and says: “Okay, now what? !

Persian Joke 213 : In these days, the ring-tone of Mullah Cellphone / Rouhani Cellphone/ Ayatollah Cellphone is : didin ridim to din! .. to din ridim didin! .. didin ridid to din! .. to din ridin didin !! that means: We Mullahs shitted on Religion ! Did you see How we Mullahs shitted on Religion! We Mullahs Fucked Religion ! .. You Mullahs shitted on Religion! …

Persian Joke 214 : The Road Signs that you can see before entering The City of (5km before entering the city of ) : 1. Qom: Reduce your IQs and Reduce your level of Understanding ! (Az Fahm&Sho-ur Khod Bekahid ! ) 2. Khomeini-Shar : Reduce your Anger, Reduce Speed of your stream of invective against Khomeini ! 3. Qazvin: Please Prepare your pAss ! (Bah Roku vared shavid ! ) 4. Semnan: Rouhani is Arab Jew, not a man of Semnan! Fuck Rouhani ! .. 5. Abadan: Welcome to France ! .. And 5km to Brazil !

Persian Joke 215 : An Ayatollah was a religious fanatic who did a lot of EteKAF in his house! (Etekaf means spiritual Ascension, and spiritual Ascension = a spiritual journey from the earth into heaven ! ) One day, his wife went to his EteKAF room and saw that Ayatollah is badly injured and his face and his body are full of shit & blood ! She said: Yah Sheik, What has happened ?! The Arab Ayatollah said: I told you 100 times that when I want to go to Meraj = spiritual journey at Ascension’s night (Shabaye Meraj !) you should turn off the ceiling fan !!

Persian Joke 216 : They ask a blond girl: How many boyfriends you have ? She says: 3, 4, and sometimes 10 or even 100 ! I am a super-modern girl ! They say: Wow! How do you handle them = handle your relationships with your many boyfriends ?! She says: It’s so easy. Each day of the week I am with one of them; and sometimes, I eat breakfast with one guy; I eat launch with another guy; I eat dinner with another guy .. And sometimes I eat multiple breakfast and multiple launch / dinner in one day !! .. And that’s why we super-modern girls are always on a diet !!

Persian Joke 217 : They ask Gazanfar: Where is the United States of America (USA) ?! Gazanfar: the USA is a shithole country that its greatest Comedians (like Robert Williams) commit suicide because they are so depressed. The USA is also a shithole country that a very stupid Clown = Trump is its President! … They: And where is Iran or Persia ? Gazanfar: Iran is a country in which even the most depressed people and poorest people make a lot of jokes on a daily basis, and Fuck Mullahs / Fuck Islamists / Fuck Rouhani and Fuck the West’s puppets and have a lot of fun on a daily basis !

Persian Joke 218 : In these days, Iranians ask Qazanfar: why are you so angry Qazanfar?! And Qazanfar says: Now All Iranians including Qazanfar are so angry. Now even Qazanfar knows why Rouhani is CIA. Now Qazanfar doesn’t make jokes. Lets forget Trump and his Sanctions = future Sanctions. Even in a normal life, when Everything is normal & there is no Enemy, if they = Government attack all Sarafies and close them down, then the price of Dollar will increase by + 300%. Even when Everything is Good & Normal (= Gol & Bolbol), if you attack all Sarafies and close them and say: having Foreign Currency or Dollar is a crime (Qachaq!), Buying & selling Dollar is a Crime (And it’s FATF, or FATF Plan of CIA), then you just create a great Economic Chaos & Economic Instability, and increase all prices & dollar price. All Iranians know it. Even Qazanfar knows it ! But who can do such things in 2018 ?!! When Trump and The Enemy threaten Iran, who can implement FATF Plan of CIA in Iran?!! The answer is clear: Only The CIA’s Iran Project = Rouhani = Khamenei. In Iran, The CIA is Rouhani. In 2018, they talked about Tak Nerkhi ! (unification plan = A Free market for dollar) and they did FATF plans in the name of Tak Nerkhi = one rate or one price for Dollar in the Free Market ! Before The FATF Coup of 2018, Mullahs had Two exchange rate for Dollar : (1) The official rate -that was about 3000 Toman (2) Free market rate = Sarafi rate – that was about 3800 Toman. But they said that they want to implement Unification plan = FATF Plan = 1 Nerkhi = 1 rate or one price for Dollar in the Free Market at the time of Trump! For the first time in Iran’s History, Rouhani attacked all Sarafis, and then announced a unified exchange rate of 42,000 to the dollar, and banned the Free Market ! = all Sarafis = all Currency shops from operating !! And it’s The FATF Coup of 2018, or part of it ! Now even the Mullah media and (CIA’s media like Al-Monitor = Rouhani media = CIA’s Iran Project’s media) confess that Europe and CIA asked Rouhani to fast-forward its unification plan = FATF Plan !! to help Trump & his Sanctions Plan! But it’s just a small part of the story. The CIA’s Rouhani officially declared that his plan is: to unify the exchange rates! One rate for Dollar in the Free Market ! But when his CIA’s FATF plans increased the Dollar price by + 300% in several weeks, and his CIA mission accomplished (his CIA mission to help Trump), then Rouhani and Mullahs created Shish Nerkhi !!! = 6 different rates / prices for dollar !!! In fact, 2 Rates = 2 Nerkhi became 6 Nerkhi = 6 Rates !!, while they did their FATA Coup in the name of 1 Nerkhi = 1 rate for Dollar in the Free Market ! So, now Even Qazanfar knows their Great Treason & FATA Coup. They attacked all Sarafis and all elements of Free Markets, attacked all principles of Free Markets, attacked all Economic Principles, attacked the Open Market and all its principles in an Blatant way, and aided the Enemy of Iran by increasing the dollar price from 3500 Toman to +10,000 Tomans (…) But do you know know what is the most Weird or Shocking Fact?! (Midooni Ajib-tar chie?!) No one says Nothing !! (hich ki hichi nemige !!) All journalists, all media, all exiled whores and all exiled media and all Western media say nothing – even one word – about Rouhani’s FATA Coup & Rouhani’s Evil acts and How Rouhani helps Trump. Rouhani is Corruption on Earth. Rouhani’s Treasons and Rouhani’s Lies and Rouhani’s FATC Coup show that Rouhani is Corruption on Earth. So, it’s obvious why Iranian people say: Rouhani and Rouhani’s team must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran & Iranians. Even Qazanfar knows the whys! But just look who defend Rouhani ! The CIA’s Iran Project, Al-Monitor & CIA’s Media defend Rouhani ! Just look how all Media censor all news of FATF Coup in 2018 ! Just look how they censor all news of FATF & Rouhani & FATF Plans including attacking all Sarafis to increase Dollar price and to help Trump! The so-called Exiled Media and all Media censor such important Facts, and say nothing – even on word- about The FATF Coup of 2018 ! .. All Exiled whores = exiled journalists and all exiled media are CIA’s media and CIA’s journalists = CIA’s whores who just say what the CIA wants. They defend the Nuclear Turkmenchay, because it’s want the CIA wants. They defend Rouhani & Traitors & Spies, because it’s want the CIA wants. They are worse than Rouhani. They defend Rouhani & FATF & Anti-Iran Plots, because it’s what the CIA wants. They even defend Trump & Arab Barbarians! They even defend Trump & Anti-Iran Barbarians! And it’s not a joke. They are jokes”.

Persian Joke 219 : They ask Qazanfar: Trump’s insanity & stupidity show that Trump is Turk (Turk-e Khar) or Trump is Arab Jew .. What do you want to say to Trump ?! Qazanafar: I just want to tell Trump: Hey American Sodomite, Don’t play With the Lion’s Tail because .. They: But it’s what their fucking Rouhani of CIA said .. Qazanafar: But Rouhani is Arab Jew, not Iranian; This Arab Jew Rouhani talks like Saddam – about the Mother of Wars that is a 100% Arab Jew thing. Rouhani is Arab Jew, not Iranian. So, he doesn’t know what is Iranian, and also the real meaning of this Iranian Proverb: Don’t play with .. Now I want to explain it more ! As you know Persia is Lion, and the main symbol of Iran is Lion since the ancient time. Don’t Play With the Lion’s Tail actually means Don’t Play With the Lion’s Dick ! In fact, We Iranians say to Trump: Hey American ANt, Don’t Play With the Lion’s Dick ! The more you play with it, the harder it gets ! And then the Lion (Persia) will fuck you and send you to hell ! .. So, BE CAUTIOUS ! Don’t Play With the Lion’s Cock ! BE CAUTIOUS !

Persian Joke 220: (It’s a Persian joke made by the Great Persian Satirist, Zakani, in about 700 years ago) A couple went to court. Woman said to judge: this man doesn’t do his marital duty, and he violates my s-exual rights! Man said to judge: I do whatever I can do with all my strength! Woman said to judge: But Only 5 times (if he does it 5 times a day) make me satisfy ! Man said to Judge: I can only do 3 times; I have no strength for the next 2 times .. So, finally the judge said: OK, in each case / each fight I should sacrifice myself; OK, I will do that 2 times !! ( = 2 times sex with that woman)

Persian Humor 1: Unfortunately, most Non-Iranians know nothing about The Great Persian Satirists including Zakani. Many writings of the Great Persian Humorists including Obeyd Zakani and many other Persian Satirists have never appeared in English. It’s so shameful. The Internet Censorship is so important, and we all should ask: Why do they censor or ignore Today’s Persia, Ancient Persian, and even the Persian Jokes & the Great Works of many Talented and ingenious Satirists & Humorists of Great Persia ? There are some English books about The Great Persian Satirists. One of this book is : Obeyd Zakani The Ethics of the Aristocrats and Satirical Works, translated by Hasan Javadi. It’s a 100 page book (by Hasan Javadi 1985, Jahan Book Co) It’s Not a so bad book. You can easily find this English book in the internet. You can also find the English translation of Zakani’s booklet of ‘Mouse and Cat’ in this link: h-t-t-p://moosh-o-gorbeh.farangis.de/index.htm .. We hope Iranians and other good guys create such good websites more and more. Zakani’s Mouse and Cat’ is an important Satirical story about the fight of the oppressors and the oppressed, and Zakani shows us how a Cat or a Mouse becomes Mullah = Religious Charlatan = Trump! (keh Gorbeh shod Abed-o Zahed-o Mosalmana ! ) We hope that the good guys create many websites about many Persian Satirists & Satirical books of Persia. Zakani’s satirical booklets are really great. Many works of Obeyd Zakani / Qazvini include ‘Oshaqnameh’ (Lovers’ Letter), ‘Akhlaq al-Ashraf’ (Ethics of Elite), Tarifat (Definitions), ‘Dah Fasl’ (Ten Chapters), ‘Sad Pand’ (100 Advices), Hazliat (Adult Jokes) and other works of Zakani clearly show that Zakani is one of the Greatest Satirists & Humorists in Human history, and his great Persian works are actually part of the Human Legacy and the Iranian gifts to mankind. If you know nothing about Ancient Persian Satirists, then you stupidly think a new-born country like the USA (with 250 years history) and American comedians invented Jokes or Comedy !! If you know nothing about Ancient Persian jokes, then you stupidly think many European or American jokes are new jokes !! , while they are just new versions or copies of Persian Jokes, Ancient Persian Jokes

Persian Humor 2: Some wise Iranians say: “As you all know, the Internet Censorship is a very important issue. And The Internet Censorship & Spying is a Global issue. Nazis say Hi Hitler ! , and now Masons say Hi Filter ! (Internet Filter ! ) They read almost all Emails, and monitor all web surfings; and all your social media actives are monitored and controlled by them. The so-called Social Media is actually Social Spying (Mass Spying etc) & Social Engineering & Mind Control Project. Even most of the VPNs or Anti-Filter tools are actually Orwellian tools that the Big Brothers have created them, or control / manipulate them. In fact, this shitty world is so shitty & so Orwellian – beyond most people’s imaginations! The story of Snow-den, and also the closure of Lavabit ( = the closure of a so-called Private Email provider in USA) was one of the Biggest Scandals in the US history and in the History of the Internet & Informatics. So, after the closure of Lavabit, many non-Iranians & Iranians (including us) stopped using personal emails, and stopped doing or using many other things. After the closure of Lavabit, it became so clear that Nothing is private; Big Brothers read Emails, all comments and almost Everything. So, after the closure of Lavabit, many (including us) don’t want to use or read any private emails or private comments. As you all know, private emails or private comment is a joke in today’s world ! So, if you send any private emails or comments (to us, and in this website) you should know that (we) don’t read them! In fact, now many (including us) only read public comments and public things. So, as the Wise Witty Iranians say: if you want to say any positive of negative things, good or bad things, say it in public places or by public comments (ie say / write it in a website, blog etc) Even according to The 99.9% law = The 99.9% Censorship law, Sooner or later we will find your comments, read them, and answer them ! But you must keep The 99.9% Censorship law in your mind ! (We will write more about it later) But to put it in a nutshell: if the Army of Good guys create more than 1000 good things, then you can find 1 or 2 of them by search tools or search engines! In other words, If you say 1000 things or 1000 words, then we can find 1 or 2 of them! And it’s a general law! Now – after many years and many experiments & experiences – it’s clear that Big Brothers & Search Engines try to censor, hide or boycott the 99.9% of The Truth & Everything ! For instance, when you find 20 good things about one issue by using search tools or search engines, it means that at least about 20,000 to 40,000 good things exist ! This rule works in Iran and The West. For instance, If one million of Iranians talk / write about Fucking Rouhani & Fuck Rouhani, then the West & search engines censor 99.9 % of what Iranians say, and you can only find 1000 Fuck Rouhani = 0.1 % ! This law is The 99.9% law or The 99.9% Censorship law ! Of course, it’s a rule of the Best cases = when the CIA & Mafia don’t ask them to censor. If the CIA & Mafia ask them to censor or cover up one issue, then 100% of Everything is censored or boycotted by search engines & media ! (like the case of Iranians Fuck Trump or Iranians Fuck Rouhani etc) Keep this rule in your mind. In the West and Western media, The Truth and Not Censoring the Truth are the exception rather than the rule ! They hide or censor the 99.9 % of all Facts & all real News & Real people’s comments & all True things about Iran and other countries. Keep this law in your mind. This law is The 99.9% law ! Now the West’s mass media openly talk about A New Era of Mass Surveillance in Europe! (2017 / 2018), and shamelessly say: Germany, France and UK – Europe’s powers – have passed laws granting their spying agencies unfettered power to conduct bulk interception of all communications across Europe and beyond !! .. The UK’s “Snoopers Charter” authorizes the UK Government & GCHQ to engage in bulk interception, acquisition, and equipment interference of all communications ! If you send an email to a friend in UK or USA, you can be sure that GCHQ reads your email !! (2017/ 2018) In fact, the UK is like or worse than Mullahs. The UK is the Teacher of Mullahs. The UK is the Master of Mullahs. Now Iranians creating many good cartoons about British Mullahs, and why & how Mullahs are British agents. The new Iranians cartoons show that Rouhani is British Queen’s son, Khamenei is British Mason, and Khomeini was British Agent. Iranians truly say: Our Iran has been destroyed since the day a Mason or a puppet of UK became King or Vali Faqih ! (Vatan az Anrooz Viran shod .. Keh Mozdoor-e Biganeh Rahbar shod !! = Keh Freemason Shah / Rahbar shod ! ) Iranians know who was pulling Pahlavi’s strings! All Iranians know Who is pulling Khamenei’s strings or Rouhani’s strings! If you ask Iranians: Who Pulls the Strings of Mullahs? Their answer is clear: The UK or The CIA. In fact, all Iranians know British Mullahs and their British Master = Arbab ! Now in Aug 2018, even their own Basiji media & Islamist media confess: Rouhani is a British Citizen ! .. and MI6’s Rouhani is a Jewish member of UK Queen’s family! (below pix)”.

1.jpgDliYXhMXgAEy4Rm.jpg

Persian Joke 221 : Iranians ask the Ayatollah BBC : Why do you the British pigs of BBC defend Rouhanis & Islamic Regime of Mullahs? The Ayatollah BBC says: for the same reason the UK and the BBC defend Saudi Arabia, Bahrain and other Arab Dictators and Arab Islamists & Zionists and Israel and all other Anti-Iran Barbarians & Terrorists ! … And now the Ayatollah BBC & UK & CIA say to Iranians: Please choose one of our puppets as your leaders ?!! Please, Please?! We beg you to choose one of our puppets = Masons = Mullah (Rouhani / Islamist) or Monarch (Pahlavi) or Mercenary (Rajavi, Marxist Islamist etc) ?! But Iran’s people including the Large Army of Wise Iranians = Millions of Mirzadeh Eshghi say to the UK & BBC & CIA & Trump: Hey you stupid Leaders of the West, you have no shame and no honor and no human dignity, but Are you totally Brainless , with no Brain ?!! Hey You The West’s Big Brothers = American Ayatollahs !! (Giram Haya Nadari !! , Sharm-o Sharaf Nadari !! , Hichi Maqz ham Nadari ?!!! Ey Sheikh-e America-ii ?!!! ) Maybe You can play your silly Games & your stupid Dirty Tricks with other nations & other countries, but You can Never, Ever play with us = Iranians ! (een Bazi-o Kalak ra, een Keid-o Sheytanat ra, bah har keh mitavani, bah maa Nemitavani !! )

Persian Joke 222: (It’s a Persian joke about Sheikhs (= Mullahs) made by the Great Persian Satirist, Zakani, in about 700 years ago) On the Sheikhs and Arab Islamists ! Some facts and definitions: The Sheikh = Satan himself ! .. The Donkey = His aids ! .. The Devils = His followers ( = Islamists) .. Non-existent: Their Brain ! .. Lie and Hypocrisy = What the Sheikh says about the world ! .. Nonsense: What the Sheikh says about the world to come !! .. Islamist or Hajji = someone who tells Big lies and swears falsely by God ! .. Roguery, Violence, Hypocrisy, Dissimulation and Falsehood: The ways of the Elite and the Mullahs !!

Persian Joke 223: They ask Qazanfar: What is Rouhani’s policy? Qazanfar: Trump’s policy is “America First” policy, But Rouhani’s policty is Iran Last policy! Rouhani’s policy is Arab First, Jew Second, America Third, Britain Forth, France Fifth ….. and Iran Last !!!! . It’s the Islamic Policy of the Anti-Iranian Regime of Mullahs

Persian Joke 224: One day Qazanfar goes to see a doctor, and says: oh Doctor, the mother of my wife has eaten poison ! Doctor takes a look at her, and says: So, why her head is injured and broken ?! Qazanfar: Because at first she was resisting, and she didn’t want to eat poison !!

Persian Joke 225: The witty Iranian men say: In Iran, all good things are female or women (= Khanoom = lady) like Khorshid Khanoom (Sun), Khanoom Gole (Flower), Khanoom KhoshGele (Beautiful), etc. But all bad things are male or men (Aqa = Sir) like Aqa Gorge ! (Wolf) , Aqa Dozde (Thief), Aqa Khare (Donkey) AN Aqa ! (Shit) ! = Zina-Zadeh = Aqa-zadeh = Harum-zadeh ! = stupid bastards ! etc

Persian Joke 226: They also ask Gazanfar: What is Trump’s success?! Gazanfar: Shitting on America ! And showing & proving that America is a Racist Shitehole country! … They ask Qazanfar: What is Rouhani’s success?! Qazanfar: Shitting on Religion ! (Ridan beh Diin) = Destroying Arab Islam & putting an End to Islamic Regime! … They: How we should spell your name or What we should call you: Qazanfar, Gazanfar, Ghazanfar or … Gazanfer: there is no difference; all of them are the same shit !

Persian Joke 227: Iranians ask Qazanfar: Why do USA and the West support Monarchists & Marxist-Islamists (MEK/ MKO) ?! Qazanfar: It’s The West’s Democracy! In the West & UK, Democracy is Tyranny! Democracy is Monarchy! Iranians: Wow! Qazanafer you have become an intellectual, better than Noam Chomsky! Qazanfar: Fuck Chomsky. Chomsky is a super idiot, worse than Qazanfar. Now even idiots like Qazanafer know that Mullahs = Monarchists are Satl-AN-Talab ! (In Iran, Monarchists are called SaltANat-Talab, but witty Iranians call them Satl-AN-Talab! Satl =bucket, AN = Shit, Talab = seeker / lover; So, Satl-AN-Talab = Shit-seekers ! Shit-Lovers = Monarchists) All Iranians hate Monarchists, including Islamic Monarchists = Mullahs, and secular Monarchists = Pahlavists. All Monarchists are Shit-worshipers and Shit-lovers. Their Shah-zadeh is actually Shash-zadeh (Shash = Piss, zadeh = born) Iranians: But why do the US and the West love Tyranny, Monarchy and Shash-zadeh?! ( = Piss-born = made of piss & shit ! ) Qazanfar: When USA & Trump love and defend Arab Terrorists, Arab Barbarians and Arab Piss-eaters = Arabs who drink piss / camel’s piss, then what can you expect from them?! Piss & Shit is part of America’s DNA = Trump’s DNA ! And that’s why USA & Trump love Arab shit-eaters & Arab piss-eaters = Arab Barbarians = Arab Islamists & Arab Dictators & Arab Terrorists ! The West is full of shit. The West and its stooges are Shits and Shit-lovers like Trump & Trump’s fans. All of them are Satl-AN-Talab = Shit-lovers! Like Mullahs & Basijis, most of the so-called Monarchists & Pahlavists are Arab Jews, not Iranians. Like Mullahs, most of the so-called Monarchists & Pahlavists are Masons or Arab Jews = Shit-eaters and Shit-lovers, that’s why they make love with Saudi Arabia & Anti-Iran Arabs, and also that’s why they are Shash-zadeh and love Shash-zadeh ! ( = Piss-born = made of piss & shit ! ) America is full of shit. America is Shit-lover and Shit-worshiper ! And that’s why America loves Shit-eaters & Piss-eaters = Arab Islamists & Saudis who drink Camel’s piss ! Trump is just the tip of their Shitberg ! (Shit-berg (like iceberg) is a very large mass of shit floating in the sea of piss & shit)

Persian Joke 228: The Great Persian Poet Rumi wrote one of his famous stories about idiots like Rouhanis / Mullahs and their Islamic Turkmenchay. In these days, Iranians see this famous Ancient Story as the story of Rouhanis & Nuclear Trukmenchay: One day two stupid idiots (= Rouhani & Ayatollah) – who had one donkey- were meeting with a group of charlatans (= American thieves / politicians) After the dinner, the Charlatans asked Rouhani & Ayatollah to repeat with them the Turkmenchay’s motto : ‘The donkey is gone, The donkey is gone, The donkey is gone’ (Khar Berafto , Khar Berafto , Khar Beraft ! ) The very stupid idiots = Rouhani & Ayatollah thought that they are happy winners, and charlatans are their friends and want to have fun ! But the very stupid idiots = Rouhani and Ayatollah didn’t know their American friends were secretly selling the donkey, and when the buyer asked: I know the real owners of this donkey. Do they agree?! The charlatans told the buyer: Yah, Rouhani and Ayatollah are agree, Don’t you hear them?! And the buyer looked, and said: Yah, you are right; the great idiots Rouhani and Ayatollah are happy, and happily singing: the donkey is gone, the donkey is gone, the donkey is gone’ ! (= Khar Berafto , Khar Berafto , Khar Beraft ! )

Persian Joke 229: The witty Iranians say: “Now in 2018, even stupid Animals / Basijis confess that The Donkey is gone = Khar Beraft is Islamic motto of Islamic Regime ! In fact, now even idiots know that The donkey is gone = Khar Beraft = The Islamic regime is gone ! = The Arab Islam is gone ! Now all Iranians say bye bye to Arab Islam = Jewish Religion of Arab Donkeys & Monkeys! Now The Jewish Ayatollah (Khamenei) defends this Jewish Freemason (Rouhani) and his Turkmenchay & his FATF Coup of 2018, and even their own Mullah TV confessing that The Jewish Ayatollah Khamenei is CIA Iran Project = Rockefeller’s Iran Project! So, it’s obvious why all Iranians say bye bye to Arab Islam = Jew Religion of Arab Cows & Donkeys, and why even stupid animals / Basijis confess that The donkey is gone = Khar Beraft means : The Islamic regime is gone ! = The Arab Islam is gone ! Now, all Basijis and Mullahs are signing: Khar Berafto , Khar Berafto , Khar Beraft !”

Persian Joke 230: (It’s a new version of an ancient Persian joke) Qazanfar goes to a (Jewish city), and opens a Zoo there ! He says: Entering Fee is 50 Dollar .. but no one comes! .. Then he says: Entering Fee is 40 Dollar .. but no one comes! .. He says: Entering Fee is 30 Dollar .. but no one comes! .. He says: Entering Fee is 10 Dollar .. but no one comes! .. He says: Entering Fee is 1 Dollar .. but no one comes! So, Qazanfar becomes angry and says: It’s Free ! Entering Fee is 0 Dollar! It’s totally Free ! Then (all Jews) come, and (zoo becomes a Jewish city ! ) ! So at this moment, Qazanfar closes the gates of Zoo, and open the doors of Lions cage and all wild animals cages, and says: Now, The Exiting Fee is 100 Dollar !!

Persian Joke 231: Iranians say: Sex is a good and useful thing, and if you do it with your wife / husband it’s a Miracle! If you do it with a loved one it’s Love; if you do it with your secretary it’s leisure ! If you do it with a street hooker it’s Job Creating ! If you do it with a neighbor it’s alliance ! If you do it with a widow or a divorced man it’s Kindness! If you do it with an old woman/ man it’s Self-Sacrifice !! .. But if you rape a woman it’s an Arab Islamist thing, a Jewish Jihad = Arab Islamic Jihad ! Don’t do it !

Persian Joke 232: The Evolution of a female Basiji-Islamic Profile in a Social media: Month1: Without photo .. Month2: photo of an animal .. Month3: photo of a kid .. Month4: photo of a Western girl ! .. Month5: a censored photo of herself .. Month6: a photo of her face .. Month7: a photo of porn stars! .. Month8: a photo of herself with a loose Hijab ! .. Month9: a photo of bikini girls .. Month10: a photo of herself without Hijab .. Month11: a photo of herself in Bikini .. Month12: a photo of herself as an Arab Whore in Jewish Po-rn films !

Persian Joke 233: Qazanfar was checking the Smart-phone of his girlfriend ! Qazanfar: Who is John (Reza) ?! She: He is my social friend ! Qazanfar: Who is David (Davud) ?! She: He is my classmate! Qazanfar: Who is Donald (Ali) ?! She: He is a close friend of mine, he is like my brother! Qazanfar: Who is Frank (Javad) ?! She: He is a good boy! Qazanfar: Who is Kate (Zara) ?! She: She is you ! I prefer to use a fake female name for you because I want that my parents and specially my Mom put their trust in me, and I don’t want to betray their trust, and I want to show them that I don’t have any boy friends !! (ta Shak Nakonan ! )

Persian Joke 234: Do you know why does Trump Bark a lot ?! Same reason a little dog Barks a lot ! … Do you know why does Trump Bark & Fart a lot ?! Because Trump is a little dog and also a farter that reminds Iranians of an ancient Persian joke made by Zakani: (It’s a new version of it .. and Lion is a symbol of Iran / Persia) One day American president (Trump) went on a lion hunt. The American President was Barking and Farting. They asked him, “Why are you Barking?” He said, “So that the lion will be afraid” ! “Why are you farting?” They asked. Trump said, “Because I am afraid too’ !!

Persian Joke 235: They ask Trump: Who is Arab Terrorist? Trump says: America ally ! .. They: Who are savage Arab Terrorists? Trump: America allies who are 9/11 Terrorists ! .. They: Who is a very savage Arab Terrorist? Trump: America allies who are Anti-Freedom and Ant-Human barbarians, but America loves them so much! .. They: Who are so so bad? Trump: They are Iranians who hate Arab Terrorists & Islamists = America allies. Those who hate our America allies = Arab Islamists + Arab Dictators + Arab Terrorists are so so bad !

Persian Joke 236: Qazanfar becomes an Analyst ! , and says: In Iran, Men are the real victims, not the women! For instance, if men wear their best clothes (tip-bezanan), women say: Do you have a date ?! With whom ? .. If men don’t wear good things and dress quickly, women say: you men don’t have any style & good taste ! (Saliqe Nadarid !) .. If men say I Love You a lot, women say: Is this your trick, and Do you want to fool me? What is your secret plan?! .. If men don’t say I Love you, women say: So, you love someone else ?! who is she ?!! … If men laugh a lot, women say: Are you clown?! or what has happened that you are so happy?! Who is she?! .. If men don’t laugh, women say: why are you a sick and depressed pig?! (che Margete ?! ) .. If men ask for dinner , women say: You men only care about foods and your belly ! (Faqat Fekre Shikame) .. If men don’t ask for dinner, women say: It’s not clear he has eaten his shitty foods / dinner with Whom?! Who is she ?! .. (Maloom nist bah ki Sham Koft Karde !! ..)

Persian Joke 237: Iraj Mirza (1873 – 1925) is a famous Poet & Satirist of the Iranian Constitutional Revolution of 1905. But now our Iran’s people change Famous Satirical poems of Iraj, to talk about the current situation! For instance it’s like a Famous poem of Iraj Mirza: Hojat al-Islam Kalak mizanad ! ( = Ayatollah plays dirty Tricks) Gooz Yeka-yek beh Alak mizanad !! ( Ayatollahs Fart & Fart & Fart! ) FATF, Khiyant-o Cou-Deta (FATF, Treasons and Coup detat), Sheikh Dar-e Dooz-o Kalak mizanad ! (Ayatollah plays silly games ! ) Haml-e beh Sarafi-o Arz-eDolar !! (Mullahs attack Sararfis/ Currency Shops & Dollar ! ), Khamenei Baz Kalak mizanad ! (Khamenei plays dirty Tricks again !) Jew-e Rouhani-o Seif al-Arab !! (the Jewish Rouhani & CBI’s Arab Seif = Arab Sword !! ) Koos che Rosva be Falak mizanad !! (are just revealing all Arab Jewish Secrets of Mullahs & their Arab Islam !!! ) Guyand-Aqa Hame Shab zir-e Pol ! (they say Ayatollah goes to secret place! ) Nameh beh Dargah-e Trump mizanad !! (and send many secret messages to Trump !! ) Khaen-e Pasti bovad een Bi-Sharaf !! (Ayatollah = Rouhani is so mean, Anti-Iranian Traitor ! ) Daem Har Ruz Kalak mizadand ! (Rouhani only plays dirty tricks) aamade London ze Baraye Labby ! (Mullahs go to London for Lobbying ! ) Sheikh-e Mason baz Kalak mizanad (the Masonic Rouhani is playing silly games again ! ) Enshalalah 2-ruze Degar (But very soon, in the near future) Kheime az Anja beh Darak mizanad !!! (All Mullahs will go to Hell !!)

Persian Joke 238: The Best Things in Qazvin are : (In Qazvin, butt or ass is called Kan / KAN) Best Place: DoKAN (supermarket) .. Best Car: PayKAN .. Best Footballer: German’s Oliver KAN ! .. Best City: ArdaKAN … Best Animal: PeliKAN .. Best Trade-mark :Kenwood = KANwood ! .. And The Best Islamic Manager: DaadKAN !! (= an Islamist name that means ass-giver ! Daad means gave) After the Nuclear Turkmenchay, DaadKAN is actually the name of all Mullahs and all Basijis who gave their ass to their Great Satan! Now it’s clear that Rouhani or Khamenei is a real DaadKAN !

Persian Joke 239: They ask Gazanqar about How to Kill America, and How to put an End to United States?! Gazanqar : It’s so simple ! Just ask them to vote for Trump, and to make Trump their US President ! Trump himself knows how to fuck America, and How to kill America ! As you know the biggest threat to America is Trump ! …. They ask Americans: Why are Iranians so smart? Americans: Because none of them are blonde ! … They ask Ghazanfar about How to Destroy A Country or The Economy of Country? Ghazanfar: It’s so simple ! Just ask the CIA to create a puppet regime like the Islamic Regime of of Mullahs in that country !! And the second way is that they ask a Rouhani = a Traitor & Economic Terrorist of CIA = Ayatollah to implement IMF Plans and FATF pants in that country, and destroy Economy & Everything ! It’s so simple !

Persian Joke 240: In 1980s, Qazanfar became a Basiji = a stupid animal ! But now Qazanfar is becoming Human ! (dareh Adam mishe ! ) We Iranians ask Qazanfar, The Basiji: Do you know that Rouhani has been forced to change his CBI = Central Bank of Islamists (CBI) ?! Qazanfar: really ?! That CIA’s Arab, Seif, who worked for CIA & CFR & Rockefellers has gone?! Iranians: Yah, The CIA’s Seif is Gone ! Qazanfar: But the CIA’s Seif must be tried and executed for all his Treasons. Iranians: Yah, But in August 2018, this CIA’s Economic Terrorist = Rouhani = Khamenei saw that the secret of his FATF Coup is revealing, so he tried to play new silly games by changing his CIA’s Seif in August 2018 ! But now a CIA Arab, Abdul-Nasser is CBI Governor of Mullahs! Qazanfar: Are you kidding ?! Seif was an Arab Jew (Seif means Sword in Arabic! The CIA’s Seif means the CIA’s Sword ! ) But now this Arab, Seif, has gone but a new Arab with a pan-Arab name, AbdolNasser, has come?! Are you kidding me?! Iranians: No! It’s not a Joke ! Qazanfar: His name is a pan-Arab name = Gamal AbdelNasser of Egypt ?! Only a pan-Arab barbarian is called AbdulNasser. If his name was Saddam or Saddam Hussein, it would be better than AbdolNasser ! Iranians: yah, it’s so ridiculous. Saddam was a follower of Jamal AbdelNasser! The Baath party was AbdelNasser’s party = pan-Arab party ! But now a Baathist = AbdolNasser = a pan-Arab of Baath is CBI Governor of Mullahs !! (In Arabic, Abd means Slave; Abdol / Abdel = Abdul = Abd of = Slave of) AbdolNasser = Abd of Nasser = Slave of Nasser is a 100% pan-Arab name = a Baathist name. Only pan-Arab pigs = Anti-Iran Barbarians name their sons after Saddam or AbdelNasser = Pan-Arab Leader ! The Savage Arab Dictator Jamal AbdelNasser was The Enemy of Iran & Persians & our Persian Gulf. Arab Dictator Jamal AbdulNasser was a Freemason and a British agent. But now The CIA’s Seif = the CIA’s Sword has gone, but CIA’s Arab AbdolNasser = a pan-Arab & Anti-Iran Barbarian is CBI Governor or Mullahs?! How Mullahs should prove that Mullahs are Anti-Iran Arabs?! How Mullahs should prove that Mullahs are pan-Arab Barbarians = Anti-Iran Shits?! Now CIA’s pan-Arab Jamal AbdolNasser Hemmati is CBI Governor of Mullahs !!! And it’s not a joke ! The Islamic Regime of Mullahs is a joke. In fact, The Mullahs = The Baath party! AbdelNasser + Saddam = Ayatollahs! Anti-Iran Arab Barbarians = Saudis + AbdelNasser + Assad + Saddam = Islamic Regime of Mullahs = Baath Party ! Assad or Saddam was Pan-Arab Leader. Saddam or AbdelNasser was Pan-Arab Leader & Anti-Iran Barbarian! So How Mullahs should prove that Mullahs are pan-Arabs & Anti-Iranians?! How Mullahs should prove that their Islamic Regime is a pan-Arab Regime = Anti-Iran Regime?! Qazanfar: Now everything is so clear. Even a stupid idiot like Qazanfar knows that the CIA’s Islamic Regime of Mullahs is Jewish & Arab = Anti-Iran. Which Iranian calls his son AbdolNasser ?!! Only a 100% Non-Iranian pig & a pan-Arab pig is called AbdelNasser or Saddam! AbdolNasser is a code-name that can show you everything. Now a pan-Arab pig, Jamal AbdelNasser Hemati is CBI Governor of Mullahs! And CBI’s deputy is CIA’s Iraq-chi !! So, Khamenei is Saddam Hussein ! Khamenei is Saddam of CIA! (Sad-dam in Persian means 100 Trap or 100 Tricks! ) All Iranians know this CIA’s Arab Spy, Iraq-chi = Arab Jew from Iraq. The story of Iraq-chi and AbdolNasser is not a joke! Their Islamic Regime is a joke. Their Arab Islam is a joke. The UK is a bad joke. The UK’s Mullahs are jokes!

Persian Humor 3: Some wise Iranians say: “Unfortunately, most people know nothing about The British Islam or The Jewish Islam of Arabs. Unfortunately, the British Islam is NOT a joke ! Have you seen or read anything about UK Queen Hijab?! Yah, The UK Queen in Hijab ! Just look ! (below pix) Now in 2018, their own British Islamists say that UK Queen is Sayyid !! Now If you google for British Queen Hijab, British Queen headscarf, Hijab British Queen headscarf etc, then you will find thousands of photos about the British Queen’s Hijab !! (So, according to The 99.9 % Law : Millions of facts & photos exit !) Now British Islamists say : The UK Queen is an Arab Sayyid that means The UK Queen is a Jewish Kohen. And when you take a look at Their Queen Elizabeth & her Hijab, you can understand why the UK Queen is the Mother of Mullahs! As you know, Hijab is a Jewish tradition of Arabs & Jews. In fact, Hijab was a Jewish tradition of Semites. And as Brits say, the UK Queen is a Jew, with the Jewish Blue Blood ! UK Queen is a Jewish follower of Jewish traditions including Hijab, Religious Deception (Taqqiya), Incest, Pedophilia, and Child sacrifices ! Even if you know nothing about the UK’s Jewish Queen and the Satanic Royal Family of UK, then the pictures of UK Queen’s Hijab can show you why many say: The UK Queen is Arab Sayyid = Jewish Cohen !. Now if you google for ‘British Queen Muslim Queen’, then you can find many good things! For instance, Brits and Non-Iranians talk about: UK Queen Elizabeth’s ties to Arab Islamists! , The Queen of England Is a Descendant of Arab Islamists ! , Queen Elizabeth related to Arab Jews = Islamists ! , Queen Elizabeth is a Secret Jew Arab !, Queen Elizabeth is a Secret Jew Islamist ! , UK Queen is a child of Arab Jew Prophets !! It’s so laughable, but it’s not a joke ! The UK Queen wears Hijab! If you have doubt, just search the internet ! , and find thousands of photos of The British Queen in Hijab ! The UK Queen of Barbarians is actually the Masonic Mother of all Islamists, and that’s why Iranians say: Mullahs refer to UK Queen as their Mother or Bibi ! (Bibi-e 2Alam !) ! UK Queen is Queen Mother of Mullahs! Now even the good Brits talk about The Satanic British Royal Family, or The Truth About The So Called Royal Family of UK, and say : They are ALL Jews! The British Royal Family are Arab Jews! The UK Royal family is Rothschild Royal family ! In fact, UK Queens have always been too mush Satanic & too much Arab Jew ( = az Bikh Arab .. ! ) Have you heard about a new Film called The UK Queen Victoria and Adbul ?!! (check Joke 248 ! )”

Persian Humor 4: Some wise Iranians say: “Now the UK’s Islamists openly talk about The Battle for The British Islam ! It’s so laughable. Just search the internet. They talk about their UK Queen Hijab, and also The UK Queen’s British Islam !, and the UK Queen Elizabeth Arab Jew ancestry !! The Barbarians and Evil forces including the UK & the West desperately try to hurt our Iran, (But as we said before) our wise Iranians truly say: If they hurt our Iran & Iranian people, then we Iranians reveal all their secrets, all their Jewish secrets & Masonic secrets ! (Patashoon ro ruye Aab mirizim ! ) But today, there is no need that our wise Iranians reveal the UK secrets! The Wise Iranians can wait ! Now even Brits talk about the UK secrets, and say: (Do you know) The UK Queen Elizabeth Arab Jew ancestry ?! .. British Queen is a Jew Queen ! .. British Queen is an Islamist Jew ! .. British Queen is a secret Jew Islamist ! (2016 to 2018) Many things should be said about The UK Queen of British Barbarians, and we Iranians have many things to say about the British Queen of Barbarians ! (we have already written about it (check Archive) and we will write more about it later) But Now even The UK Queen’s Jewish Hijab shows that The UK Queen is Arab Sayed or Jew Kohen ! And it’s what Brits say ! Just search the internet. Now many talk about Princess Diana’s Jewish mother, and his Jewish lover = a Jew Arab of Egypt. But the Jew Princess Diana was just one of the Jewish members of the Jewish Royal family of UK ! The Brits talk about the Jewish Blood or Blue Blood of The UK Queen = British Queen of Jews! They even say: Trump is British Queen = female Jew ! They picture Trump as British Queen! Trump in British Queen’s clothing! (check below pix) It’s so laughable. Just search the internet. The British Masons & Jews say: Satan save the Queen ! = Jewish God save the Queen ! But the good Brits say: God Fuck the Queen! In recent centuries, and specially since 1979, the Jewish Mullahs & British Mullahs have polluted our Iran; Their Arab Islam = Jewish Islam & British Islam have polluted our Iran. The Jewish British Mullahs and their Battle for British Islam have created many many disasters in our Iran. So, our Iranian people have every rights to Fuck UK & British Jews = British Masons / Mullahs! The UK Queen Hijab, and this fact that the UK Queen wears Hijab is so important. Pictures of UK Queen Elizabeth in Hijab can show you many things. The Queen of UK is actually The Queen of Hijab ! Now British Masons & British Islamists have websites like HeartHijab.com !! – in which the British Barbarians defend Hijab ! , and talk about how many times their UK Queen Elizabeth wore hijab ! Can you believe it ?! You can find many good photos of the UK Queen of Hijab in their websites! For instance, check this link : h-t-t-ps://www.hearthijab.com/hijabstyles/hijab/our-favourites-times-queen-elizabeth-wore-hijab ! When you take a look at such British websites & how British pigs defend Hijab & Queen & British Islam ! , then you can only use K-word = F-word to curse UK and British Queen & British Islam & British Mullahs = British Masons & Islamists!”.

queen.jpg350x.jpg

Persian Joke 241: (It’s an old Persian joke) Three American Jews and three Iranian engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three American Jews each buy tickets and watch as the three Iranians buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?”, asked Americans. “Watch and you will see”, answer Iranians . They all board the train. All three Iranians cram into the toilet and close the door behind them. Then conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, “Ticket, please”. The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The American Jews saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the US Jews decide to copy the Iranians on the return trip and save some money! When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Iranians don’t buy a ticket at all !! “How are you going to travel without a ticket?”, ask US Jews. “Watch and you will see“, say Iranians. When they board the train the American Jews cram into a toilet and Iranians cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Iranians leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet where the American Jews are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, “Ticket, please.” !!

Persian Joke 242: (It’s a Persian joke about Turks, made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) On the Turks and Their Traditions ! Some facts and definitions: Gog and Magog = The Turkish Barbarians who invade other countries .. The Infernal Guards: The Turk leaders ! .. The Famine: The result of their invasion (= Turk Barbaric invasion) ! .. The Confiscation and Thievery: The Turkish gifts ! .. The Flag of Calamity: Their banner ! (Turk banner) .. Plundering: Their profession ! ( = Turk job ! ) .. The Sudden Earthquake: When they come ! .. Paradise or Heaven = What they will never see !! .. (In Zakani’s era Turk-Mongol was the main symbol of Barbarians. In fact, Turks were like Trump and America allies = Arab Islamists & CIA’s Arab Terrorists & Jew Arab Barbarians of our time) And now, when Trump, Saudi & ISIS & Iraq & Turkey’s Islamists( = Erdogan) and Khamenei make love, and do many Anti-Iran Traitorous Evil acts, you should add: Telling Lies and Betraying = Turk Islamist profession! .. Puppet dictator = their leader ! .. Saudi ISIS / DAESH = their soldiers! or their allies .. The CIA = their Master ! .. Anti-American gestures = their game ! .. Jewish Masons = their Islamic leaders including Saudis & Erdogan & Ayatollah .. Khamenei = a Turk Islamist = Anti-Iran Turk Arab Jew of Iraq .. Zionist IMF, Rockefellers, Turkmenchay and FATF = Turl Islamist loves ! = Jew Arab’s loves ! = Khamenei’s loves !

Persian Joke 243 : When God created Arab Mullah / Arab Basiji / Saudi, he just said to his angels: Oh, shit, I have shitted, not created ! (Ma Riddim, Khalq Nakardim ! ) It’s not creation, it’s just shitting, the Art of Shitting ! … In fact, the Mullahs and Basijis = Arab Jews, Trump and Arab Islamists are Shits in Human clothing !

Persian Joke 244: (It’s a Persian joke made by the Great Persian Poet Sadi in about 700 years ago) In the Jungle – that is run by the rule of the Jungle ! – a fox who was running away. We asked : why are you running away? Fox: it said they were catching camels. We said: but you are not a camel ?! why are you running away?! Fox: Because they first arrest you and torture you, and then they try to see or prove that you are a camel or not !!

Persian Joke 245: Iranians say to Rouhani & Khamenei: I don’t know what makes you so stupid; I don’t know which MI6 or CIA projects make you so stupid, but it really works !! … Iranians also say to Rouhani & Khamenei & Larijani & other Arab Jews = Mullahs: Hey Jewish Mullahs, your real Arab homeland called, they want their idiot back ! .. Were you born this stupid, or from where did you take the lessons of Stupidity & being stupid ?! And Mullahs say: In the UK, and the UK’s Masonic Universities that are like Trump University ! … And Trump University is like the Islamic University of Rafsanjani / Velayat-i !

Persian Joke 246: A Basiji was Madah = A man who sings Islamist song. One day he used his wife’s dressmaking book, because his Islamist songs book was like her book (and her wife was a dressmaker) So, when he wanted to sing Islamist songs, he opened the book, and asked Basijis to say & repeat : Abalfazl = Oh Jesus ! .. He sang in this way: The waist of this Islamist woman! Basijis say: Abalfazl = Oh Jesus ! .. The Ass of that Islamist woman! Basijis say: Abalfazl = Oh Jesus! .. The Breast of this Islamist woman, Basijis say: Abalfazl = Oh Jesus ! .. The Boobs of that Islamist woman, Basijis say: Abalfazl = Oh Jesus ! …

Persian Joke 247: The Great Iranian writer, Beyhaqi (995-1077), wrote in 1000 years ago : There was a man who procured concubines for a prince and received ample rewards for them! And a Sheikh told him to remember that Pimping is better than being Sheikh / Mullah ! … Mahasti Ganjavi, a 12th century female poet of Persia, wrote in about 800 years ago: When the Sheikh’s Arab wife came with child, he found it extremely odd, and he was Saying to himself: I am old and cannot have an erection ! And this Arab whore is not Mary! So whence the benediction !!

Persian Joke 248: An Arab baby was born in a bus. His Arab Parents called him Abdul Bus-et ! ( = Abdul Vahed !) In Arabic, Abdul = Abd of = Slave of .. An Arab baby was born in Saudi Royal family. His Saudi Parents called him Abdul Puppet !! .. An Arab baby was born in Emirate Royal family = Arab whorehouse of UAE. His Arab Parents called him Abdul Fucker ! (Abdul Jakesh !) .. An Arab baby was born in Bahrain Royal family = Arab Brothel of Bahrain. His Arab Parents called him Abdul Farter ! (Abdul Kos-Khol !) .. And a Arab Islamist baby was born in British Royal family = Brothel of Britain. The Brits called her UK Queen !! = Abdul Satan ! … And now the UK makes a very shitty film called the UK Queen Victoria and Abdul (2017) ! , that is a film about the love story of UK Queen Victoria & Islamist Abdul ! And it’s not a joke ! It’s Reality! Abdul was an Arab Islamic Mason of India, and the Brits say their UK Queen Victoria learned Arab Islam from him & Islamist Masons! The UK and their Queens are too much Satanic & too much Arab Jew ( = az Bikh Arab .. ! )

Persian Joke 249 : (It’s like a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) As you know, Americans asked Rouhani to dance! But while Rouhani was dancing, Iranians said, “Oh, Rouhani you are not dancing in good tune; you are just making a fool of yourself !” Rouhani replied: “I don’t dance by the tune, I dance by decree !! … Khamenei defends FATF & Rouhani & Turkmenchay, simply because Rouhani = Khamenei is a Jew Agent of CIA / MI6. Now Both Rouhani & Khamanei Dance with the Great Satan = their American Arbab = British Masters, but they don’t dance by the tune! Rouhani & Khamanei dance by CIA’s decree!

Persian Joke 250 : Iranian-Americans say: I heard Donald Trump wants to deport criminals .. Great when does Trump leave! … But Iranians say: In the near future, When Iranian people want to deport or punish Arab Jew pigs & criminals like Khamenei & Rouhani and other Jewish Mullahs & Arab Islamists = Anti-Iran Barbarians, then the West & Mass media shed crocodile tears for Mullahs & other Arab Islamists, and say: Why are you Iranians so angry & aggressive ?!! (che Melat-e Parkhash-ju-ii ! ) Why are you so intolerant and violent people?! (Eva che Khashen ! ) We and our puppets kill you and torture you, but you should be calm, polite and good victims! Be good victims ! Don’t protest against your Oppressors ! Don’t punish Killers & Criminals! Don’t punish our Agents & our Destroyers of your Iran ! Be good victims! Be good Sheep ! Let us kill you & plunder you & destroy your country and keep you & your country weak and backward ! You must respect Rapists & Killers! … And it’s not a joke. British Logic is a joke. American Logic is a bad joke. They say: If we Criminals kill you and torture you it’s a good thing! But If you punish killers and Criminals it’s a bad thing ! The West defend criminals and shed crocodile tears for Criminals = West’s stooges, but attack victims !

Persian Joke 251: (Two Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) They ask an Arab: why your children don’t look like you ?! Arab: If our Iranian neighbors leave us alone, then our children will be our real children and will look like us ! … An Arab man said to an Iranian woman: I want to taste you, to see you are sweeter or my Arab wife? But Iranian woman said: If you want to know about this issue you can ask my Iranian husband, because he has fucked your Arab wife!, and he knows both tastes !!

Persian Joke 252: They ask Iranians: What is Mullah = Rouhani ?! Iranians: Mufti / Mullah = Rouhani is a poisonous Mushroom that grows near London and Qom, and also in the shitty deserts of Savage Arabia ! … They ask Iranians: What is Trump or US Politician ?! Qazanfar: US Politician or Trump is another kind of poisonous Mushroom that is Shit-lover = Arab Islamist-lover, and grows near Washington and also in American shit-holes ! … They ask Iranians: What is Reza al-Pahlavi or Monarchist = Savaki ? Iranians: Experts say It’s a kind of shitty & weedy weeds = Basijis that grows in CIA’s toilets / WCs near Regime Change area! But we Iranians believe that Monarchist or Reza al-Pahlavi = Pahlavi is Arab Parasite or Microbe that is dead, because our Iran & all Iranians have been vaccinated against Monarchy by Anti-Mullah = Anti-Monarchy vaccine = Anti-Shah vaccine to protect our Iran against Tyranny & Puppet regimes & All puppets of the West ! … They ask Iranians: What is Rajavi or MEK / MKO / PMOI ? Iranians: It’s nothing! Forget it! It’s a kind of a tiny microbe & parasite = an Arab parasite of CIA like the Arab microbe of ISIS, al-Qaeda or al-Pahlavi that all Iranians = 100% Iranians hate it so much, and have been vaccinated against it !

Persian Joke 253: (It’s a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) An Iranian man saw that an Arab kid was crying a lot and his Arab mother could not make him silent. So, man said to kid: If you don’t stop crying, I will fuck your mother ! And then Arab woman happily said: The kids don’t take your words / our words serious; your words cannot make my kid silent, only your action / our action can make him silent !!

Persian Joke 254: (Two Persian jokes made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) A Iranian man was eating Ice cream (Faludeh), but ice cream was not sweat enough; so he said : Did they make this ice cream before God & Angels teaching Bees how to make honey ?! (Qabl az Vahy beh Zanbur Asal ?! ) … Mullah Nasredin and his donkey – that was a slow and old donkey- were going that a man asked him: Where are you going? Nasredin: I go to the City’s mosque for Friday prayer. Man: But idiot today is Tuesday! Nasredin: Even If (with this donkey) I can reach there until Saturday then I would be a lucky man !

Persian Joke 255: The Patriotic Iranian Hero, Mirzadeh Eshghi (1893 – 1924) was one of the Best and Wise Intellectuals & Satirists of Iranian Constitutional Revolution of 1905. The wise Iranians say: “Eshgh means Love, and he called himself Eshghi because his Great Love was Great Iran / Persia. The UK and British Puppet Dictator (Pahlavi) and British Agents killed Eshghi in 1924 / 1303 (We will write more about Eshghi later) Lets take a look at some of his great poems in about 100 years ago; Only with a few changes in these old & Famous poems, you think these Great poems are about FATF Coup of 2018, all Recent Events & all Anti-Iran Mullahs : Such Islamic parliament and its Islamist members must be shitted on ! (Beh Chenin Majlis-o bar Sher-o-Verash Bayad Rid !!) Rouhani & Such Mullahs and their Arab Religion must be shitted on! (Beh chenin Akhundo Diine Arab-ash Bayad Rid ! ) For the sake of Iran, the Shah and the Mullah must be shitted on! (Bahr-e een Molk, beh Shah-e Arab-ash Bayad Rid ! ) .. Their Jewish Islam of Arabs was a Shame / Blot on Humanity, Didn’t you see it ?! (een Diine Jew-hudam beh Khoda Nang-e Bashar Bood !! , Didi Che Khabar Bood ?! ) Whatever Islamists and Mullahs did was loss upon loss ! , Didn’t you see it ? (Har Kar keh Kardand Zarar ruye Zarar Bood, Didi Che Khabar Bood ?! ) These two British Mullahs (Rouhani & Khamenei) hurt and betray all Iranians, Didn’t you see it ?! (Yek Mellati az een 2-Nafar (Rouhani & Khamenei) Khoon bejar Bood !! , Didi Che Khabar Bood ?! ) Their Master is UK, and the UK & London & (FATF) order Rouhani & Khamenei to do Anti-Iran Acts ! , Didn’t you see it ?! (Dastoor ze London bodo bah (FATF) Bood !! , Didi Che Khabar Bood ?!! ) Did you see how The British Ayatollah fooled MPs (and Basijis), and how the British Ayatollah sodomized (Basijis) ?!! (Didi keh Modares ( = Mullah) Vokala ra hame Khar kard, Darb-e hame Tar Kard !!! ) This British Sheikh ( = Rouhani = Khamenei) was actually FATF / Rockefeller !! , Didn’t you see it ?! (een Sheikh-e Pedar Sookhte (= Khamenei) Khod (FATF / Rockefeller) Bood ! , Didi Che Khabar Bood ?!) …. Such a great and beautiful poem (You can read other parts of this Great Satirical Poem in Persian Joke 258) Rouhani’s Coup = The FATF Coup of 2018 is one of the Greatest Treasons in Iran’s history. Khamenei = Rouhani is the Greatest Traitor in Iran’s history. But one day, our Iran had only one Eshghi, and the UK killed him. But today Millions of Eshghi, millions of Mirzadeh Eshghi live in our Iran. It’s so so important”.

Persian Joke 256: (two Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) A man was looking and staring at a beautiful woman in a road. (After some minutes) the beautiful woman said: If you look at me in this way, your thing will be hard but others will do it to me! … An Arab was looking in to a jam of wine and seeing his own face, but said: Mom Mom come and see that a Thief is our jam! His Arab mother came, and after looking at jam said: Oh yah, and an Arab bitch / Ugly whore is with this Arab Thief !!

Persian Joke 257: Two Basiji officers crash their patrol car into a tree. After a moment’s silence, the first Basiji says to the other, “Wow, I think that’s the quickest we’ve ever got to the scene of an accident ! … Qazanfer and Two Basijis were confessing to their great sins! Basiji 1 says: My great sin was when I started to think about Khamenei’s lies ! Basiji 2: My great sin was when I started to think about Islamic lies of Mullahs / Rouhanis ! Qazanfer: My great sin was when I accepted your Islamic lies, and when I thought that you the fucking Basijis and Islamists are humans, not stupid animals !

Persian Joke 258: Mirzadeh Eshghi (1893 – 1924) is a Great Man & Martyr of Great Iran / Persia. The Wise Iranians say: Mirzadeh Eshghi was a young, but great man; and that’s why the little men of the Little Brain including the British Queen and her puppets Reza Pahlavi = Reza Pofyooz al-Pahlavi & British Mullahs / Masons killed Mirzadeh Eshghi . In his Great Poem, Majlis 4om or Didn’t you see it ?! (Didi Che Khabar Bood?!), Eshghi said in 100 years ago: Their Master is UK, and the UK & London order them (Mullahs) to do Anti-Iran Acts, Didn’t you see it ?! (Dastoor ze London bodo bah (FATF) Bood !! , Didi … ?!! ) They (Mullahs) are the Greatest Traitors in Human history, Didn’t you see it ?! (Dar Bi-Sharafi Ebrat-e Tarikh-e Bashar bood !! , Didi Che Khabar Bood?! ) The Mullahs are British Whores of British Lord Curzon (and of Rockefellers) !!! , Didn’t you see it ?! (Ham Siq-e Curzon bodo ham (Rockefeller) bood !!! , Didi … ?! ) Their Baggiest Secret is that the Mullahs are Whores of the UK & Curzon, and it’s the Most important thing !! (Roospi Zan-e Curzon yeh Akhund yeh Mullah-st !!!, Matlab Hame In-jast !!!!! ) This shitty Mullah (Rouhani) is a very shitty, greedy, illiterate & Shameless Spy ! (aan Sheikh-ak Rouhani-e Zar Maslak-e Riqooo !! , Kam Madrak-o Porrooo !!!) This Sodomite Mullah (Rouhani) is a Whore of UK and (Rockefellers), Didn’t you see it ?! (Har Ruz Jolo Rockefelle Lokht-o Damar bood !! , Didi Che Khabar bood ?!! ) This British Mullah (Rouhani) wanted to make (Zarif) Foreign Minister, with the help of the UK Embassy !! (Mikhast (Zarif) ra beh Vezarat beresand ! , ba Zoor-e Sefarat !!! ) In these years this British Mother-fucker (Khamenei) was the Boss of all Mullahs, Didn’t you see his Treasons?! (Har Daf-he ke een Qah-be ! (= Mother-fucker Mullah) Reiisol Foqaha shod !!, Didi ke che Haa shod ?!!) The Religion & Islam was just a toy & tool for (Khamenei) !!, Didn’t you see it ?! (Islam-o Ammameh barayash Sa-re Khar bood !, Didi Che Khabar bood ?! ) This British Ayatollah (Khamenei) shitted on Religion & all Mullahs, Didn’t you see it ?! (Ridi beh Sar-e har che keh Ammame beh Sar bood !!! , Didi … ?! ) Thank God that you Mullahs fucked your Religion! Thank God that the Islamic Regime’s life is short, and the Islamic Regime will go to hell soon! (Sad Shokr keh Omrash cho Zamane beh Gozar bood ! …) …”

Persian Joke 259: Three Arab Basijis stood on one side of the river, wondering how they’re going to get across to the other side. The first Basiji, in desperation, begins to pray: Oh, Satan, please make me smart enough to get across this river! Satan hears this and turns him into an American !, and he swims across the river. The second Arab Basiji then also starts to pray, saying: Oh, Satan = Arab God, please make me twice as smart as the last Basiji so I can get across this river ! So Satan turns him into a Briton, and he desperately tries to build a boat and to row across the river. The third Basiji seeing this, also start to pray: Oh God, real God, please make me as smart as a real human! So God turns him into an Iranian, and he just walks across the bridge !!

Persian Joke 260: They ask Qazanfar: What is Economy?! Qazanfer: The classic books say: the Economy is the relationship between production, trade and the supply of money. But the CIA’s Islamists & CIA’s Rouhanis say: the Economy is the relationship between Islamists and Jewish IMF / FATF and the supply of Tyranny & Turkmenchay ! … They ask Qazanfar: What is inflation ?! Qazanfar: It’s something that is always less than 10%, even if all prices increased by 100% or 1000% ! The rate of inflation will never increase ! Even if all prices increased by 500% !, then the rate of inflation increased by only 1% ! And this is Rouhani’s Economy, and what Rouhani has learned in UK’s Masonic universities ! Mullah or Rouhani is the Greatest Traitor in Iran’s history, who has created the Greatest Treasons (Turkmenchay, FATF Coup etc) in Iran’s history. So, it’s obvious why Iranians say: Rouhani and Rouhani’s team must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran & Iranian people

Persian Humor 5: Some wise Iranians say: “Almost all Anti-Iran Agents of CIA / MI6 -from Khamenei, Rouhani and other Mullahs to Monarchists / Pahlavists, Marxists and Mujaheds ( = Jihadis = MEK / MKO) are Jew Masons or Arab Jews = Secret Jews. Apparently Raza al-Pahlavi is an Arab Jew of CIA, and now he himself is proving it ! Not only his Big Jewish nose but his relations with Saudi Piss-eaters and other Anti-Iran Arab Barbarians & Arab Jews show that Raza al-Pahlavi is an Arab Jew = Secret Jew. Their own historians say: In 1900s and 1910s, The first Pahlavi – that his fake name was Raza Pahlavi I – was a rootless (non-Iranian servant) & unknown British slave = a Bi-Father&Mother ! = someone whose father was an unknown person, and his mother was an unknown whore, maybe (a Jewish whore) And it’s a good question if you ask: Why do both Reza Shah (Pahlavi) and Khomeini have the same story, with the same non-Iranian roots and with the same secret & mysterious childhood, and both of them are Bi-Father&Mother that means their parents are unknown pigs = secret Jew Agents of UK ?! If you do some research about both Reza Shah (al-Pahlavi) and Khomeini (al-Arab Jew Shah of Mullahs), you can find many good & important things about the Secrets of British Imperialism & Jewish-British Agents (We will write more about it later) But now the witty Iranians say to Raza al-Pahlavi: Don’t you feel ashamed ?! (Khejalat Nemikeshi ?! ) Millions of wise Iranians = Adam Hessabi = Millions of Iranians who are wiser & better than you Pahlavi live in Iran – and they should become Shah / King if Iran wants a King ! – but you the stupid animal & Anti-Iranian Shit see yourself as Shah or Shash?! And Reza al-Pahlavi says: What is Shash? Iranians: Shash means Piss or Urine! All Iranians say Reza al-Pahlavi is Shash of Iran ! Reza al-Pahlavi says: OK, so Shash means Shah! And Pahlavi is Shash of Iran! Iranians: Hey idiot, Tell your Shash-lovers = Shah-lovers = Monarchists = Piss-lovers = Jew Arab piss-eaters who have polluted our Iran: If our Iran wants a King or Shah, then millions of wise Iranians = Adam Hessabi, who are wiser & better than Pahlavi, live in our Iran! But when we Iranians = Millions of Well-educated & Wise Iranians are perfectly capable of becoming King / Shah of Iran, then we should have a election to choose one of them as King, and it’s a Republic system, stupid! Today, our Iran has millions of Kings, millions of Shah, and you Pahlavists/ Monarchists = CIA’s puppets are Shits & Shash! If you have even 1% humanity or Iranian thing, Why don’t you feel ashamed when you talk about Monarchy and your Shash ( = Pahlavi) in the 21st century and in presence of millions of Kings and Millions of Shah = Millions of Wise Iranians?! ( Sharm Nemikonid ?! Khejalat Nemikeshid ?! .. ) You don’t you feel ashamed at all, simply because You Are Not Iranian. As all Iranians know, we Iranians have an ancient proverb about Shameless Jerks like you & your USA & Trump: A little Shame is a good & necessary thing! (Khejalat ham Khoob chizie ..! ) Today is not the 19th century, or 1979 ! If you the Mullahs and Monarchs are God’s Agent or Shadow of God ! (Saye Khoda ! or Neyeb-e Khoda), then we Iranians are God ! (Maa Khod-e Khoda-im ! ) You the CIA’s puppets are Soldiers of our Cyrus the Great ?!! But we Iranians are Cyrus the Great himself ! (Maa Khod-e Kourosh-im) You are CIA’s slaves, Trump’s cows or Anjabi-parast = Arab-worshipers or America-worshipers! You Are Not Iranian! You – from Rajavists / Pahlavists to Mullahs / Islamists- are Anti-Iran Traitors; and the fate of all Anti-Iran Traitors is the same, and quite clear. Our Persia / Iran doesn’t need King / Shah = Shash ! = Vali ! (Vali Faqih) But even if our Iran wants a King, then millions of Wise & Capable Iranians can be King of Iran, and we should have an election for choosing a King, and it’s The Republic System, idiots ! (If you choose a King for 4 years or 8 years, then King is called President ! )”

Persian Humor 6: Some wise Iranians say: “Today, it’s quite clear Who is Iranian, and Who is not ! Today it’s quite clear that Mullahs, Islamists and other Trump’s slaves including al-Pahlavi and Pahlavists are Arab Jews & Shit-lovers / Shit-worshipers and Anti-Iranian Shits & Anti-Iran Traitors. (As we said before) We Iranians call them al-Pahlavi or al-Rouhani, al-Pahlavists etc to show their Tazi, Arab & Anti-Iranian nature. Al-Pahlavi like al-Rouhani, al-Khamenei, al-Rajavi and al-Basiji = al-Saudi pigs are Arab pigs and Anti-Iran shits. In 2018, our Iranian people say to all them: Shut the fuck up, you Anti-Iran Traitors ! (Shoma-ha Khefe shid Khaenin Mozdoor-e Ajnabi = Iran Forushan! ) Today, in 2018, Iranian people say to Anti-Iran Traitors & Arab Jew Spies, including al-Rouhani, al-Pahlavi, al-Khamenei, al-Rajavi, al-Pahlavists, al-Basiji and al-Mullahs and all Arab Jew pigs = Shut the fuck up, you the Anti-Iran Traitors & Stooges of the West ! You Are Not Iranian! You Are Traitor & Spy & Stooge & Slave & Anti-Iran Pig! Now almost all Iranians say such good things, and create good campaigns like: YouAreNotIranian =You-Are-Not-Iranian = You_Are_Not_Iranian , and say to Rouhani, Khamenei & all Mullahs & Basijis & Pahlavists & Rajavists & other CIA agents = Anti-Iran Traitors : Shut the fuck up you Stupid Bastards! You Are not Iranians! It’s so good and so important that Iran’s people say such good things, and show the depth of their Awareness & Wisdom. But Basijis and Islamists and Pahlavists and other stupid bastards of CIA desperately try to copy or repeat (QerQereh konan ! ) what we Iranians & our Iran’s people say! The good pix & cartoons that millions of the real Iranians create and publish in Iran are censored; The Iranian pix & cartoons have pictures of Khamenei & Pahlavi & Rouhani & Rajavi & Basiji, and say to them: Shut the fuck up, you all Anti-Iran Traitors & Stooges of the West ! You Are Not Iranian! (Shoma-ha Hamegi Khefe shid Khaenin Iran Forush .. ! ) But most of such good Iranian pix have dead links now ! Basijis change these pix, omit Mullahs from them, or re-make them! (like below pix, that is a Basij-made pix) But our Iranian people know Who is Who !, and that’s why our Iranian people say to all Masons – from Basijis to Pahlavists: You Are Not Iranians. You are Traitors = Iran Foroush; So, Shut the fuck up Traitors = Masons = Mullahs & Monarchists & Mujahed & Marxist etc! You are Arab Jews! = You are Masons = You are Anti-Iran Traitors = You are Rouhanis ( = Masons! ) If Rouhani or Donald Trump is Iranian, then you are Iranian too! You Islamists and all Trump’s cows & Trump-lovers = Shit-lovers and Ajnabi-parast = Arab-worshipers & America-worshipers are Not Iranians. If Trump & Khamenei & Netanyahu & Rouhani & Saudi King are Iranians, then you are Iranians too ! Al-Basiji, al-Pahlavi (Al-Reza al-Pahlavi), Al-Rajavi (al-Maryah al-Rajavi), Jew Ali al-Nourizadeh (= al-TaziZadeh). al-Hassan al-Rouhani, al-Iraqi ( =al-Khamenei), al-Hindi (al-Khomeini), al-Arab Jew (al-Larijani) and other Arab Jew Bastards are Satan’s children and Enemies of our Iran & Iranian people. Who Betrayed Iran & Iranians?! Their aunts ?! (Amashoon?!) Now, these mother-fuckers and their Jewish British Mother ( = UK Queen) ! Just take a look at their Jewish Nose ! Their Big Jewish Nose ! Al-Pahlavi’s big nose is so Jewish ! , like the Jewish Mullah Mesbah’s nose & Jewish Jahangiri’s nose! All Experts know The Jewish Nose ! There are many kinds of Big Nose. But the Jewish Nose is very special thing ! Now it’s quite clear that Reza al-Pahlavi is exactly like Mullahs and other Jews & Arab Islamists = Trump’s cows = Basijis. So, you can ask yourself: al-Pahlavi is a secret Jew Mason?! al-Pahlavi is a CIA Arab?!! The story of the Secret Jews, their Jewish nose, Jewish Hijab, Jewish Kohanim & Jewish Turbans and other Jewish signs & Jewish traditions is a long story. The wise Iranians say to American Imam Donald bin Trump & British Imam Bibi al-Queen and their pigs: If you hurt our Iran & Iranian people, then we Iranians reveal all your secrets, all your Jewish secrets & Masonic secrets (Patatoon ro ruye Aab mirizim) But our Iran’s wise people can wait ! , because now The Bad guys themselves are revealing their secrets! It’s funny that now even Jews & non-Iranian Jews talk about Jewish Kohen, Jewish Kings, Jewish Kohanim, Jews in Turbans and their Jewish secrets! It’s so informative ! Just search the internet ! Their Jewish Soup is too salty !”

9705102083-AlPahlavi-s.jpgDSwVSa_XkAAogbS.jpg

Persian Joke 261: (It’s a new version of old Persian jokes) An overweight guy is watching TV. A TV commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds (4 kg) in a week. So the guy signs up for it. Next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign about her neck that reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me! As soon as he sees her, she takes off running ! He tries to catch her ! , but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds! After this, he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week! The next morning an even more beautiful woman is standing at the door, in similar conditions. The same happens with her as the first woman, except he almost catches her ! .. So, excited about this success, he decides to do the master program! Before he signs up, he is warned about this plan. But he is so greedy and so horny, so he signs up! The next morning, waiting at the door, is a hulking 300 pound muscle man with nothing but a pair of running shoes, a raging erection, and a sign around his neck that says, If I catch you, you’re mine !! The man was supposed to lose 25 pounds in the week; but he lost 34 !!

Persian Joke 262: They ask Basijis: What is Islamic Economy ?! Basiji1: The Islamic Economy is Jewish IMF Plans! Basiji2: The Islamic Economy is Embezzlement, and stealing people’s money! And finally the Basiji Economists say: their Books say the Economy is the relationship between production, trade and the supply of money. But our Islamist books (of Islamic crooks), and According to our Imam Ali bin Rockefeller (Khamenei), the Islamic Economy is the relationship between the FATF, Embezzlement, Thievery and the supply of Bribery ! … They ask Mullahs: What is Islamic Banking ?! Mullah1: Islamic Banking means people invest their money, and we Mullahs steal their money! Mullah2: Islamic Banking means people save their money, and we Mullahs waste their money! Mullah3: Islamic Banking means that Iranian people enjoy Islamic bank loans ( = 1000 dollar) with 30% interest rates !!, while Canadians enjoy Non-Islamic bank loans with 4% interest rates ! And our Basijis = Islamic Crooks enjoy Millions of Dollars as a Bank loan ! Bt Basijis = Islamists don’t repay a loan! .. And finally Rouhani says: What these 3 Mullahs said is true. In fact, the Islamic Banking is Zionist FATF plans & Zionist IMF Plans!

Persian Joke 263: In 1980s, some Iranians were in a private party in Tehran, but suddenly a group of Basii thugs attacked to the party ! Boys and girls were in a big room, that its walls had the pictures of American Hippies and British Hippie singers. But when Basijis saw those pix (Hippies have beard, and look like Basijs) they just said to boys & girls: Shame on you! You stick the pictures of our Basiji Brothers and our Martyrs on your walls, but then you do such non-Islamic things?! Do you love our Basiji religion & these Basiji & Islamist martyrs that their photos are on your walls? … And all boys & girls burst out laughing!

Persian Joke 264: What is Freedom ?! America says: Freedom means you can talk or write, and we can censor you! If you tell the Truth about Trump & America, then we try to censor you and .. and how dare you tell the Truth about America & Trump & American values?! And it’s the American Freedom! Britain: Freedom means you can talk or write what we want or what we tell you! Freedom means our British mass media are free to tell Big lies and to defend Dictators & Mullahs & Traitors and to tell what we dictate to them! And you are free to be silent, or to accept our British Big Lies ! And Don’t make judgment! .. France and Germany: Freedom means we are free to give Free Speech Awards to Nazis & Zionist-Islamist Fascists like Sadegh Zibakalam and other Basijis & Fascists! Freedom means we are free to tell Lies & Big Lies and to insult your intelligence, and you are free to be a good sheep and to accept our dictates. And Don’t make judgment ! Don’t think, and Don’t use your Brain! Be a good sheep!

Persian Joke 265: Gazanfar goes to America & Foreign countries! They ask him: What do you call an American virgin? Gazanfar: A myth ! .. They ask Gazanfar: What do you call an Arab Jew with a half a brain? Gazanfar: Gifted ! … And one day Gazanfar becomes a Jewish intellect, and a close friend of Noam Chomsky! So, he issues the following Jewish Fatwa = Jewish intellectual command : The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less ! … And Team work is important because it helps to put the blame on someone else !

Persian Joke 266: They ask Qazanfar: Donald Trump has had several foreign wives = foreign whores, who were illegal immigrants. But this stupid Bastard Trump attacking immigrants ! What do you think ?! Qazanfer: Trump’s foreign wives = whores are actually foreign workers who do jobs that the real immigrant won’t do! .. So, Trump attack immigrants, but defend whores & pedophiles & rapists and other illegal shits & invaders like Trump and Trump’s family who have invaded & polluted America !

Persian Joke 267: Gazanfar goes to America! They ask him: Why do Americans use the phrase “Ladies first” ?! Gazanfar: The only reason the phrase “Ladies first” was invented was so guys could check out women’s asses ! … They also ask Gazanfar: When and why do Americans use the phrase “Human Rights” ?! Gazanfar: The only reason the phrase “Human Rights” was used in the UK and then in the US was so European Barbarians and British Barbarians could pretend that they are Humans ! , not animals or Barbarians !

Persian Joke 268: They ask Rouhani: What is Zero inflation ? Rouhani says: When a CIA Economic Terrorist ( = Rouhani) attacks all Sarafis, and implement FATF Plans = FATF Coup of 2018, and thus increase the dollar price from 3500 to +10,000 Toman, and then all prices increase and increase and increase on a daily basis, then we and our Islamic media and Western media say: It’s Sanctions, while there is no Sanctions Now! And we just want to help their future Sanctions! Now we and our Islamic media say: When all prices increase and increase and increase because of Rouhani’s Treasons & Rouhani’s FATF Coup, it means Iran enjoys Zero Inflation !! … Now in August 2018, When all prices have increased by 100% or 1000%, the Mullah TV (IRIB) and Rouhani say: the inflation rate is near zero ! The inflation rate is below 10% !! , and it’s Zero inflation ! (August 2018) … And it’s not a joke. Rouhani’s treasons are beyond jokes, and that’s why almost all Iranians say: Mullahs, Hassan Rouhani and Rouhani’s team must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran and Iranian people

Persian Joke 269: (It’s an ancient Persian joke) Mullah Nasrudin heard a knock at his door one night. He opened the door, and an Arab man standing there said: Mullah, can you help an Arab and provided me with some shelter for the night. I am Arab God’s nephew ! Nasrudin said: Really ?! My house is small. But I can offer the most exalted place to spend the night. Nasrudin stepped outside and turned to Arab man and said, “Follow me.” They went and reached the Mosque. Nasrudin turned to the Arab and said: It’s the Best place that you can stay the night, because it’s your own Uncle’s house !! = your own Arab Palace !

Persian Joke 270: They ask Qazanfar: Do you know why the name of John Bolton is John Bolton ?! He says: This little sodomite John Bolton is a joke. The first name & real name of John Bolton was John Sholkon! Bolton is a Sodomite. Since his childhood, US pedophiles were sodomizing him and telling him: Hey, John Shol-kon ! Hey John Shol-kon ! (John Shol-kon means: John loosen it! John loosen your ass! John loosen your muscle …) So, John Shol-kon, John Sholkon finally became John Bolton !

Persian Joke 271: As you know, many people truly refer to Saudi Arabia’s Muhammad Bin Salman as Muhammad Bin Satan ! But when you say to Iranians that Saudi Muhammad Bin Satan eats this shit or that shit, then Iranians ask: Savage Arabia has had many Muhammad Bin Satan, so you talk about Which of their Muhammad Bin Satan ?! Their first Muhammad Bin Satan, or the last one, or what ?! …. And as you know, Savage Arabs drink piss (camel’s piss, holy piss etc); Savage Arabs eat shits (camel’s shit, locusts, lizards etc) So We Americans conclude that Arab Jews = Arab Islamists, from the first Saudi Muhammad Bin Satan (Bin Abdol-Wahhab) to the last Muhammad Bin Satan (Bin Salman) are good guys simply because they eat shit, drink piss, and create good things like Islamism, Terrorism and The 9/11 Attacks and other good Terrorist attacks .. And it’s part of Trump’s letter to Netanyahu !!

Persian Joke 272: Ali Akbar Dehkhoda (1879 – 1955) is a famous & modern Iranian Satirist of the Iranian Constitutional Revolution of 1905. In his Satirical works including his famous ‘Charand-o Parand = Crap & Non-sense, Deh-khoda says: Adam Smith was a charlatan, and he had been wrong in identifying nature, labour and capital as the three factors of wealth & production, because the (British King and the British Royal family) and all Kings = Shah don’t work, and their natures do not function well because they do drugs every night ! Their Capital is actually people’s money and people’s capital = what they have stolen from people ! So, Adam Smith is a stupid liar … It’s funny that Deh-khoda literally means : Village God ! ( Deh = village, khoda = God )

Persian Joke 273: What is Democracy ?! America says: It’s voting for a Fascist Dictator & Pervert like Trump ! UK says: It’s voting for a lifelong Dictator like the British Queen! God save the Queen ! France says: It’s voting for a Pedophile Bloodthirsty Imperialist Faggot like Bonaparte! Germany says: It’s voting for a Nazi leader ! Hi Hitler ! Arab Islamists say: It’s Arab Islamic Dictatorship that is a kind of Jewish Tyranny & Jewish Sadism & Satanism. Ballaho-Akbar = Baal is Great ! Basijis say: Democracy means You vote, but I count, and we decide, and they control us, and they dictate how we live our lives, and they dictate what we should have and what we should not have. In fact, our Islamic Democracy means giving our dirty Islamic ass to Great Satan in a heroic way! In fact, our Islamic Democracy means Total Treason & Tyranny & Turkmenchay !

Persian Joke 274: What is Human Rights ? America say: Human Rights means Saudi Arabia & Zionists & Arab Islamist Terrorists rape and kill children & other people, and we Americans defend Arab Terrorists, killers and Rapists ! Britain say: Human Rights means We British Barbarians and our puppets = our Jews and our Arab Islamists and our Islamic Dictators violate all human norms and betray all humans, but we and our Ayatollah BBC defend Dictators & Islamists & Traitors! France and Germany say: Human Rights means they kill you or hurt you or censor you and deny your basic rights, but we award them Human Rights awards ! And Basijis and Rouhanis say: Human Rights means we Islamists = The West’s stooges violate all human norms, but the West defend us and help us ! , and even give us the Freedom Speech Award ! Now in 2018, The West gives our Basiji Brother Zibakalam the Freedom Speech Award of 2018 !! … And it’s not a joke. The West is a bad joke !

Persian Joke 275: Do you know what will happen if an Arab faggot sodomized an Arab whore ?! They would produce an Arab Jew baby called Trump ! (= Shit-lover = Saudi-lover) or Bin Salman = Bin Satan … Do you know what will happen if an Arab faggot sodomized an Arab sodomite ?! They would produce an Arab Jew baby called Netanyahu = a Jew sodomite who makes love with Arabs & Islamists = Saudi Sodomites !

Persian Joke 276: Nasime Shomal (1871 – 1934) is a man of our Great Gilan, and a famous Iranian Satirist of our Iranian Constitutional Revolution of 1905. In 1900s, the Iranian intellects were Not blind or stupid, and they including Nasime Shomal attacked British Mullahs like Mullah Fazlollah Nuri = A Jewish Cohen/ Mason of UK. Nasime Shomal said: the Mullah is The enemy of the Truth, the Mullah is the murderer of all Freedom-fighters, the Arab Mufti = Mullah selling Religion in the Bazaar! Mullah is Satan’s son; Mullah = Rouhani is UK Queen’s son! Rouhani has no Honor & no Morality & no Dignity & no Humanity, because Mullah = Rouhani has sold all such things in the British Bazaar !!

Persian Joke 277: (It’s like a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) Satan was asked, “Which class of people do you like the most?” Satan said: Clergymen = Mullahs! They asked the reason. Satan said: Mullahs tell lies and do Evil things and create Turkmenchay and lick Great Satan’s ass, but they do it in the name of God, and they call themselves the Men of God ! And it’s the Biggest insult to the God & the Good ! .. Rabbi / Priest = Clergyman = Mullah / Mufti is the Biggest insult to the God ! … And now we all can see that the Corruptions of Mullahs or Clergymen is exactly like the Hypocrisy & Corruption of Politicians or Western Journalists. The only difference is that Mullahs or Clergymen call themselves Men of God or Anti-Satan (Anti-American), and refer to Politicians and Journalists as Children of Satan or Anti-God !!

Persian Joke 278: Iraj Mirza (1873 – 1925) is a famous Poet & Satirist of the Iranian Constitutional Revolution of 1905. Now Iranians change his Famous Satirical poems, to talk about the current situation! For instance it’s like another Famous poem of Iraj Mirza: Nemidanestam keh ey Namard-e Kooni !! (We didn’t know that you the Sodomites = Ayatollahs = Faggots !) keh Khaen Bashi-o Mozdoor-e Kooni !! (are Big Traitors, Mercenaries & faggot Spies of the West) Qoromsaqi Neshan-e Eftekharat ! (Treason & Sodomy & Rape is your Religion ! ) Trump ham yavar-e tho dar Khiyanat ! (Trump is your friend, and a Traitor like you ! ) FATF tho ra Rosva nemudeh ! (FATF reveals all your Secrets ! ) IMF ham Nezam-at ra Gaiideh !! (The Jewish IMF fucks your Islamic Regime ! ) Boro Khaen ke Inja Gooz be-dadi !! (Your FATF Coup of 2018 was The Biggest Mistake / Fart ! ) Khod-o Arbab-e Khod ra Low be-dadi !! (and revealed all secrets of yourself & your Western Masters! ) Rockefeller baray-e tho Father bood ! (Rockefeller was Khamenei’s Father = your father!) Trump ham mesl-e tho yeh Bi-Father bood ! (Trump is a stupid bastard like you!) Chera har ja yek Jew-hud bashad (why all Arab Jews of your Islamic regime) Tho ra Felfor Qom-o-Khish Bashad ?!! (are Khamenei’s family and friends ?!) Chera dar Basiji-ha Sharaf nist ?! (Why your Basijis are Anti-Iranian pigs ?!) Chera har kas ke yar-e Thost Koonist ?!!! ( Why all Khamenei’s Basijis are faggots or whores?!! ) Tho mikhahi begoo-ii ke Zerangi ?! (you want to show that you are a smart pig like Trump ?! ) va Ya Bi-Sharm-o Mozdoor-e Farangi ?!! (or you want to prove that you Khamenei are a Spy & Stooge of the West ?!) .. Boro Khaen ke Inja Khabt kardi !! (Go to Hell Khamenei, your current treasons are so so big ) .. Rouhani & FATF revealed your Secrets !

Persian Joke 279: Some women say: Men are like public toilets – the good ones are taken and the rest are full of crap !! … Some men say: females are like wild horse – the older they are, the easier they are to pick up! … some men say: A typical woman has only two happy days in her life: 1. her wedding day, and 2. her Divorce day ! .. some women say: A typical man has only two happy days in his life: 1. the day of his first sex with a new woman, and 2. his last sex with her !!

Persian Joke 280: The wise people say: Having sex is like playing bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand ! .. Having sex is like eating a delicious food. But if you eat one delicious food over and over, then it becomes so boring and so disgusting ! So, Try to eat a delicious food only every now and then! (GahGaah!) Don’t eat one delicious food over and over! Try to eat many different delicious foods, because eating one food, even the Most Delicious Food, in all days & nights is a very disgusting thing, and even the Best Delicious Food or the Most Delicious Food becomes a shitty or disgusting thing soon ! … And Don’t eat shits or shitty foods or bad foods or poisonous foods, because they kill you, or they make you sick, or they make you hate all foods and all kinds of foods & delicious foods! As you know, a bad s-ex with a shitty partner is like eating shit or a shitty food, a bad food or a poisonous food !

Persian Humor 7: Some wise Iranians say: “In these days, even stupid Animals / Basijis ridicule their Islamic leaders & their Islamic regime! They know How the CIA’s Arabs & Spies like Iraq-chi and other Non-Iranian members of the CIA Iran Project created the FATF Coup and increased dollar price from 3500 to +10,000 Toman! As you know, Iraq-chi was member of their Nuclear Turkmenchay’s Farce. But now their own Basijis and Islamist media confess : This CIA’s Arab of Iraq = Iraq-chi is an Arab Jew of Iraq, and a Non-Iranian agent of The CIA Iran Project. Iraq-chi is an Iraqi Mason who loves the UK so much, and he learned his Masonic lessons from the UK Masonic colleges / lodges. But it’s not the whole story. Iraq-chi’s nephew, Ahmad Iraqchi , became the vice-governor of the Central Bank of Islamic regime (CBI) in 2018, and implemented the FATF Coup of 2018 ! And it’s what their Basiji media say, and add: (The CIA Iran Project’s member Iraq-chi) and his nephew, Ahmad Iraqchi, created FATF Farce and increased Dollar price from 3500 to +10,000 Toman because it’s what the US and Europe want. (The Rockefeller’s Iran Project’s member Iraq-chi) said in a secret session of the Mullah Parliament: Europe supports Mullahs & Nuclear Turkmencyay conditionality (!!), and Europe’s condition is FATF !!! We Mullahs should implement FATF plan and FATF Coup, because it’s what Europe & USA want; and if we don’t implement FATF plan and FATF Coup, then our Islamic Regime will be in deep shit ! (August 2018) And it’s exactly what their own Basijis media & Mullah media confess in August 2018! In fact, their Soup is too Salty ! And that’s why their own media also report in August 2018: Now Ahmad Iraqchi the vice-governor of the Central Bank (CBI) has been arrested for creating Economic Chaos & Dollar Farce ! The soup is too salty, and their Treasons & their FATF Coup is so clear & undeniable. If you want to know more about The FATF Coup of 2018, then you must know The CIA Iran Project’s members like Zarif, Khamenei, Rouhani and Abbas Iraqchi (and hiis nephew Ahmad Iraqchi) and other Jew Arab Masons. Iraqchi is a Mason Arab Jew of Iraq, but as Iranians sarcastically say: In fucking English, they refer to Iraqchi as Araqchi !! Because Iraq is Araq in English laughable !! The UK and CIA call him Araqchi, because they know if they use his real name Iraqchi = Iraq-chi, then all Non-Iranians will understand that Iraq-chi is Iraqi & Arab, not Iranian ! Rouhani’s Coup = The FATF Coup of 2018 is one of the Greatest Treasons in Iran’s history. And today it’s quite clear that Khamenei = Rouhani is the Greatest Traitor in Iran’s history. Now even their own stupid animals / Basijis confess to it ! Khamenei and Rouhani are the same Jewish Shit, and that’s why Khamenei defends Rouhani”.

Persian Humor 8: Some wise Iranians say: “If you want to know the Mullahs well, you must know The Secret Jews, Arab Jews, Israelites and Jews in Turbans and the Jewish Secrets ! Unfortunately, most people don’t know What ancient Jews looked like ! , and why Turban = Ammameh is Jewish Hat and a Jewish Tradition. Today, if you want to know more about Jewish Turbans or Jewish Mullahs & their Jewish traditions, you can Google for Jews in Turbans or Turban Jews What ancient Jews looked like ! Now even Jews talk about Jews in Turbans, and Jewish Turban = Ammameh = Jewish Hat ! Now even Non-Iranian guys publish articles like : When Jews wore Turbans: A Surprising History of Jews !! But even Jews talk about Jews in Turbans & Jewish traditions! And What the Jews say is more interesting & more informative! So, lets take a look at a very small part of what the Jews say! In Jewish articles like Jews in Turbans (that you can easily find it in the internet) the Jews publish good & old photos of Jewish Kohen / Kohanim & their Jewish Turbans = Ammameh, and say: (many don’t know) Jews in Turbans and (why we Jews love Turban ! ) .. the Hebrew word for “to wear” (labash / lebas! ) can be used for most garments, but a different Hebrew verb must be used to indicate the wearing of a Jewish hat = Ammameh or Turban : habash !! This Jewish verb means “to wrap” or “bandage” (!!!) .. In fact, ancient Jews tried to wrap or bandage a turban, a long piece of cloth on the Jewish heads (!!) .. the Jewish Hat = Ammameh = Turban was a long piece of cloth that have to be wrapped around the Jew head (!!!) .. the turban was viewed as the distinctive mark of Torah scholars, who saw their Jewish Turbans = Ammameh = Jewish head-covering as a sign of being Jewish Kohen !! Can you believe it ?! It’s what the Jews themselves say! Just search the internet ! Now You can find a dozen Jewish websites about Jewish Turbans! Just search the internet ! In their Jewish websites in English, the Jews say for instance: Jews in Jerusalem wore Turbans (= Ammameh) ! .. As we all Jews know, Turbans ( = Ammameh = Jewish Hat ) play a very special role in Jewish tradition (!!) .. all Jews are servants and slaves to Hashem (!!!) (Hashem is Yahweh! .. Yahweh is known to Orthodox Jews as Hashem !! .. but it’s important to note that many Arab Islamists call themselves Bani Hashem ! = Children of Hashem !! or Bani Israel = Children of Israel ! ) .. the Kohen gadol is the high priest of Jews .. And his sons, the kohanim are the priests of Jews ! .. Let’s take a look at the head-dress of the Kohen gadol first (!!) .. the Kohen gadol wear Mitznefet , that is Hebrew word for Ammameh or Turban (!!) … When we Jews hear of mitznefet, We first think of the word Turban ! .. Wearing Turban or Ammameh is a Jewish custom of Sephardic Jews and (also) of Mizrahi Jews .. We Jews used to seeing pictures of Tzaddikim (righteous Jews) in turbans (!!) … The Kohen gadol also put a Crown of Gold upon their Jewish Turban = Ammameh (!!!) (So, If many Iranians publish pix / cartoons of Khamenei with both Ammameh & Crown ( = Turban & Taj ! ) it actually means that Khamenei is a Jewish Kohen gadol! ) .. Now Let’s take a look at the head-dress of the Kohanim (!!) .. the ordinary Kohen/ Cohen only wear Turban = Ammameh, without a crown of gold upon it (!!!) .. This is also the manner of the Chief Sephardic rabbis etc! And It’s what the Jews say! It’s so so informative & funny, isn’t it?! Many things should be said about Turbans = Jewish Ammameh of Mullahs, that are actually the Turbans of the Kohen gadol and the Kohanim! Now Jewish Islamists and other Jews are revealing their own secrets, and there is no need that The wise Iranians say to the Jewish Imam Bibi al-Netanyahu and all Jewish Mullahs / Kohens : We Iranians have many things to say about your Jewish Traditions & your Jewish Religions, and we Iranians don’t remain silent, If you the ungrateful Jews & Jewish pigs try to hurt our Iran! (…) But the Wise Iranians can wait ! Now Jewish Islamists and many other Jews are revealing their own Jewish secrets! Now even Jews talk about Jewish Hashem and Arab Jew Children of Hashem !! It’s so important. Jews also talk about their Jewish Incest & Pedophilia & Sodomy and also the Jewish Kohen Clothing ( = Mullah clothing), Jewish Hat ( = Mullah hat) and Jewish Hijab / Jewish Burqa and many other Jewish traditions! The Jewish Soup is too salty !” .

babylonian-jews-of-wearing-turbans.jpg

Persian Joke 281: About Shit or Religious Shit in Different Religions! Masonic or British Religion: God save the Shit ! Holy Shit! Worship Shits! .. Taoism : Shit happens .. Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit .. Arab Islam: If shit happens, it’s what Arab God = Jewish God wants! So, Arab Islamists eat piss & shits a lot ! .. Protestantism: Shit happens because we Christians are full of shit ! .. Judaism : Why does this shit always happen to us? Because it’s the will of Holy Shit = Jewish God = Satan ! So (Anti-Iran Jews eat shits a lot ! ) .. Hinduism : This shit happened before .. Catholicism : Shit happens because we Christians are shits ! .. American Evangelism : Send more shit, please ! .. American Christianity: Worship Shits! Vote for Shits ! .. Iranian Religion: No shit ! , and Don’t worship shit ! .. American Christian Cult 1 : Knock knock, shit happens! .. American Christian Cult 2: A good shit happening ! .. Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind! .. American Christian Cult 4: Let’s smoke the shit !! .. American Christian Cult 5: Shit loves me! .. European Cult: What is shit, and why do we love shit ?!

Persian Joke 282: (It’s a new version of an Ancient Iranian joke) There is a woman who has married four times and is still a virgin! Do you know why ?! Her first husband was someone like Donald Trump who couldn’t do anything because he had a small penis ! Her second Husband was an Arab Pedophile who liked underage children! Her third Husband was a Jew Sodomite who liked Sodomy and being Sodomized. And her forth husband was an English language teacher who only used his tongue !

Persian Joke 283: Iranians say: Freedom and Free Speech in the West means Islamic Fascists & Islamic Terrorists like Sadegh Zibakalam & Saudi Arab Terrorists are heroes, and the West gives The West’s Human Rights awards and the West’s Freedom awards to Islamist Fascist Terrorists like Sadegh Zibakalam & other Arab Islamists of Savage Arabia .. And it’s not a joke. The West is a joke! The West’s Freedom is a joke ! The West’s Free Speech is a joke ! The West’s Democracy is a joke! When you see how the West and Western media defend Rouhani or Trump or Zibakalam = Saudis = Arab Terrorists & Jew Arab Barbarians, then you can understand why Iranians say: we Iranians should teach a little culture & Civilization to American Barbarians & European Barbarians. So We Iranians say to the West’s Barbarians: Hey idiots, The 9/11 Arab Terrorists are not good guys, so you should not call them your America allies ! .. Hey stupid animals, America and its Terrorists allies = Arab Terrorists & Arab Islamists are Evil forces! America is Evil; America defends Arab Dictators & Terrorists. Hey stupid pigs, Terrorism and Tyranny & Barbarity & Bullying & Savagery & Sadism & Trump are Not good things, and you should not be proud of them! .. Hey idiots, Don’t worship Shits! Don’t Vote for Shits! Don’t Defend Shits & Shit-eaters = Trump & Saudi Arabs & US officials !

Persian Joke 284: Iranians ask: If your girlfriend tell you to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, do you know what you should do ?! The French guys say: Just go out and find a horny sex addict like Trump or Macron, who will make her look sexy! Britons say: Just go out and get a British Flag, and then ask her to sing God Save the Queen ! (God Fuck the Queen !) ! Americans say: Just go out and get a US Army uniform, and then ask her to become a US Solider and part of US sexy wars and blood-shits ! Arab Islamists say: Just go out and get a Sword, and kills her ! Look sexy?! Satan = Arab God forbids! Arab Jews say: Just go out and ask your Jewish Rabbi: Can she remove her Jewish Burqa and her Jewish Hijab in bed ?!! .. And Qazanfer says: Just go out and get some Water or Wine, to forget the truth and the reality and Everything !!

Persian Joke 285: They ask an Iranian & American: Who is Donald Trump ?! Iranian says: Donald Trump is a Jew Pervert / Prophet with a deep understanding of the Jewish Religion of Barbarians & Perverts = America’s Christianity ! .. American says: Trump is a smart Retard ( = a smart super idiot) with a deep understanding of what stupid pigs want !!

Persian Joke 286: (It’s like a joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) In the past, Chaste was a person who kept his eyes from seeing the unlawful, his ears from Arabian-Jewish Lies, his hands from seizing the property of others, his tongue from uttering telling Big lies, and his soul from carrying out Evil deeds! But now, Chaste is a Charlatan, Traitor & Spy like Larijani, Khamenei or Rouhani who doing all the unlawful, creating Turkmenchay & FATF Coup, telling Big lies, stealing people’s money, seizing the property of people, uttering many Anti-Iranian Lies, committing many Crimes & Treasons against Iran & Iranians, and carrying out all kinds of Evil deeds!

Persian Joke 287: We all know America and its Terrorist allies = America and its Arab Islamist allies. We all can see how Donald Trump defends Saudi Arabia and Saudi Arab Terrorists who created the 9/11 Attacks and many other Terrorist attacks in the world. So instead of calling him the Donald, you should call Trump The 20th hijacker ! = the 20th Jew Arab 9/11 Terrorist of ArArica ! .. Arabia + America = Ararica = Ar-Ar-ica = the land of Donkeys, who Bark/ Bray (do Ar Ar) a lot !

Persian Joke 288: Q: A Jew, an Arab and Trump and Basiji are in a car. Who’s driving? The CIA ! .. A group of Jews and Arabs and US President (Trump / Obama) are in a House. What is creating ? A: ISIS = DAESH = Islamic Terrorism ! … A group of Jews and Saudi Arabs and US officials are in a House. What will happen? A: The next 9/11 Attacks !! .. The Jewish leaders and Arab Islamic leaders and Trump have a meeting. What will happen? A: The World War 3 !

Persian Joke 289: They ask Rouhani: What’s the matter? Why are you worry? Rouhani: It’s my future that worries me! They: What makes your future so dark? Rouhani : My Turkmenchay, My past ! … Trump’s wife used to give Trump a regular inspection every night when he came home! Every hair she discovered on his coat would be cause for a terrible scene. One evening, when she didn’t find a single hair, she screamed at Trump, “Now you are even Running after bald-headed women ?! ‘ Trump: No, wait, please wait ! I want to confess! Tonight, a bald-headed men was Running after Trump and Fucked Trump !

Persian Joke 290: Iranians ask Rouhani: Did they sodomize you a lot, and that’s why you are a Mullah president of Mullah Regime ?! Rouhani: Not a lot ! If they sodomize a Mullah a lot then this Mullah becomes Grand Ayatollah ! (Marja) or the Regime’s Great Leader ! And If they sodomize a Mullah less than this, then this Sodomite becomes a Mullah President like Rouhani !

Persian Joke 291: Gazanfar becomes a University Professor ! And at one of his lectures about Turkish insults / Turk invectives, Gazanfar says: Turk comebacks or insults in Turkish style are so amazing! For instance, Turks say: (instead of saying : Shut up and Get away from me & my eyes) From me and my Eyes Shut up ! (Az Jilo Chisham Khafa Sho ! ) Do you think only you yourself are stupid animal ?! I’m worse than you !, stupider than you!! (Fekr Kardi Faqat Khodet Khari ?! .. man az thou Dayoos-taram !! ) I am a fucking idiot who say crappy things! So, I speak and You shut up !! (Kasi Ba thou Zer Nazad !! ) I am a stupid bastard who say shitty things! So, I speak and you go to hell ! (Vaqti man Zer mizanam thou Jahanam sho birun !! )

Persian Joke 292: In these days, Iranians change the old Iranian Folklore, the old Persian Satirical & Poetic folklore to new funny songs like : (Atal Matal Tootoole is an old Iranian folksongs for kids, like Goosey Goosey Gander! ) Atal-Matal Kootooleh ! (Such a little man!) .. Rouhani is a stupid Cow! But What is his story?! (Rouhani-e Gow che jureh !) .. What has happed to Rouhani & his Turkmenchay ?! (Turkmenchay-esh che jureh?!) .. Rouhani’s Nuclear Deal = Turkmenchay has no benefit and no use ! (Na sud dareh, na Faydeh !) His Religion = Rouhani’s Islam is so crappy and useless (Dinesh ham-ke Bi-Faydeh!) Rouhani’s Islam is Jew Religion of Lies & Deception! (Diinesh Diin-e Faribeh!) Rouhani’s Islam is Arab Religion of Lies ! (Islam-esh Diin-e Doruqe!) Rouhani’s words are lies and bullshit ! (Harf-e-Mullah Zer-e Mofteh !) Rouhani is full of shit ! (Rouhani zer-e Mofte !) …. Atal Matal Rouhani ! .. Fuck you Hassan Rouhani ! (Gor-e Pedar-e Rouhani !) Fuck Rouhani, the aid of Rafsanjani ! (Un Yar-e Rasman-jani !) Fuck Rouhani, the friend of Larijani ! (Hamkar-e Larijani !) Fuck you Rouhani ! (Gor-e Pedar-et Rouhani !) … Atal Matal Salavat ! .. Rouhani is a mod cow; Rouhani suffers from Mad Cow Disease (Gow-e Hassan zadeh Qat ! ) All Islamic slogans and all Rouhani’s words were Big Lies (Bala Raftim .. Paiin oomadim Dough bood, Hame Harf-a-shoon Dorugh bood !!) Their Arab Islam was nothing but a Big Lie?! (Islam ham ke Dorugh bood ?!) .. Atal Matal Soolievat !! ( = Islamist motto) Rouhani is a mad cow (Rouhani-e Gow zadeh Qat ! ) Rouhan has no benefit / no milk, and no Religion, no Faith ! (Nah Shir Dareh, Nah Imoon !) .. Their only benefit is for Anti-Iran Arab Barbarians & UK / England ! (Shiresho bordan Engeles-toon !! ) You like Rouhani can have a Masonic Wife ! (Yek zan-e Mason besoon !! ) .. But If your wife is like Rouhani’s wife = an Arab Jew wife = Sahebeh Arabi = Arab wife of Rouhani, then you are too much Arab and too much Anti-Iranian ! (Esmesho bezar (Sahebe) Arabi !, choon keh Az Bikh Arabi ! ) …

Persian Joke 293: (It’s the new version of an Ancient Persian joke) In the British Jungle, the British Fox was bluffing and telling lies: sometimes I eat wolves .. sometime I eat tigers .. sometimes I eat Lions ! .. But Suddenly the British Fox saw that a Lion, a Persian Lion is behind him, so the British Fox just said: And sometimes I eat shit ! Like today!

Persian Joke 294: After the Nuclear Turkmenchay, Khamenei asked Zarif: Are you Lion (winner) or Fox (loser) ?! (shiri ya rubah ?!) Zarif said: But what is wrong with Donkey or mule ?! (mage Khar ya Oalaq cheshe !) Your Javad Zarif is a stupid animal, a mule ! (Olaq !) We Islamists were Donkeys! Mullahs were Mules! Mullahs are Mules ! ( Khar shodim! Khar Budim ! )

Persian Joke 295: We ask an Abadani guy (= beche Abadan): People say you Abadan’s guys tend to exaggerate everything, and your exaggerations = Laf is beyond our imaginations; is it true ?! Abadani guy: Ki mo ?! (who ? We ?!) Now it’s a rumor. For instance, I am a simple worker, and I tell my stories without exaggeration .. We: really?! what are you exactly doing? Abadani guy: I am a simple worker at the Ray-ban Company in The West. We: really?! the famous Ray-ban company, that their website is Ray-ban.com?! What are you doing there?! Abadani guy: At the Ray-ban company, I just check their products to see which Ray-ban is original, and which Ray-ban is a fake one !!

Persian Joke 296: They ask an Abadani guy : What is the worst kind of Tortures and Human Rights violations? Abadani guy: Mental tortures like they bring a bag full of Ray-ban glasses in front of you and then break every single one of them in front of you! And also physical tortures like they tie your hands & legs so you could not move, then they play Dancing music / Bandari music and dance Bandari in front of you !! .. In fact, when you live in the Islamic Regime of Mullahs, and you cannot publicly Dance with Dancing music / Bandari music, it’s a worst kind of tortures !

Persian Joke 297: The three stages of the life of Khamenei’s & other Arab Islamic leaders are : 1. He believes in Arab Religion. 2. He doesn’t believe in Arab Religion. 3. He is Arab Religion’s leader !! …. The three stages of Mullahs are : 1. He believes in Mullahs 2. He doesn’t believe in Mullahs. 3. He is Mullah ! …. And the three stages of Hassan Rouhani are : He is an Arab Jew 2. He is a non-Iranian Spy of CIA & MI6 3. He is called Iranian and even Iran’s President by the UK & the West !!

Persian Joke 298: The UK and British Masons and their Ayatollah BBC say that their Rouhani is a smart guy! But do you know why ?! Because one day Rouhani, having just got engaged to a new British woman in UK, went to his British fiancée’s home to meet his future British mother-in-law ! “Tell me,” she said, “are you sure that this is the first time you are getting married?” And Rouhani says : Yes, I swear on my four kids that I have never been married before !!

Persian Joke 299: Qazanfar becomes a Saint ! One day, a little boy wrote to Saint Qazanfar saying, “Please send me a sister.”
Saint Qazanfar wrote him back: Okay, send me your mother ! …. In 1976, one dollar was worth 7 Toman, or 70 Rial. But In 1979, After the fucking Islamic Coup of CIA, the value of Iranian currency took a nose-dive. One dollar eventually was worth 80 Tomans or 800 Rial !! ! It was the first Islamic Miracle of CIA’s Mullahs in 1979! But now in 2018, after 40 years, One dollar is worth 100,000 Tomans or 1,000,000 Rial !! But it’s one of many benefits of their fucking Islam & their fucking Islamic Regime & their fucking Arab-Islamic Miracles of CIA !

Persian Joke 300: Normal humans and Iranians say: “I can Not tell a lie.” But Basijis, Islamists, Western / British politicians, Rouhani and Trump say: “I can Not tell the truth.” !! … Qazanfar becomes an Islamic Philosopher! , and says: the Experts believe Religion emerged after Morality. But I say: Yah, Religion emerged after Morality, But Immorality or Religious Charlatanism & Hypocrisy emerged after Religion! .. In All Jewish Religions including US Christianity & Jewish Islam of Arabs / Mullahs, they have 3 Basic laws. Their First Law is: For every Satanic, Barbaric or immoral action, there is a corresponding Religious excuse !! .. Their Second Law is : For every Action, there is a corresponding Jewish-Islamist law ! = Talmudic law ! = Satanic law ! = Biblical / Barbaric law ! .. And their Third Law is: For every Treason, there is a corresponding Rabbi = Mullah / Mufti = Priest / Pope = Rouhani who is Traitor ! , or aiding Traitor !

Persian Humor 9: Some wise Iranians say: “In about 700 or 800 years ago, the Great Persian Poets Sadi made jokes, and said for instance (we just change some names) : One day Ayatollah & Rouhani asked a trusted servant to distribute their Islamic money ( = Turkmenchay’s money) among very Religious people ! Next day the servant returned and said he could not find one. Surprised, Ayatollah & Rouhani said: But there are hundreds of very Religious people in the Mullah city! The servant said: Sir, those who are very Religious hate you and don’t accept your money, and those who support you or accept your money are Not Religious people !! … And it’s exactly the story of The Islamic Regime. Those who support the Islamic Regime of Mullahs and other CIA stooges (Monarchists, Reformists etc) are Not Iranians. And All real Iranians hate the Islamic Regime of Mullahs and other CIA stooges so much. Those who support the Mullahs and Masons ( = Pahlavists, Monarchists, Khatamists etc) are Evil men and very Bad guys = Corrupted Crooks & Charlatans etc. All ordinary people of Iran hate the Islamic Regime of Mullahs so much. As Sadi said, it’s so obvious why even the Religion people of Iran hate Mullahs & Islamists so much. Today, all real Religious people hate Mullahs & Islamic regime so much; and those who support Mullahs or accept Islamic Tyranny & Turkmenchay are neither Religious people, nor Iranian people . It’s so so important. It’s a fact, not a joke! In Iran, all real Religious people hate Liars & Traitors & Tyrants & Oppressors & Charlatans & Anti-Iran Barbarians. It’s so so important. The Main Religious Motto in our Iran was and is: Condemnation of Tyranny & Treason & Oppression anytime and anywhere .. and Fighting against Tyranny & Oppression anytime and anywhere. It’s so important (We have already written about it, check Archive for posts like: Muharram, Islamists, Hypocrisy, Tyranny, Barbarity (2014) etc ) Our Iran’s Religious people are good and honest people who truly say: Rouhanis, Arab Islamists and Basijis are Amaleh Jor (pawns of Oppressors), Nokar-e Estebdad (stooges of Dictators), Amaleh Estemar (puppets of Colonial powers), or Nokar-e Satan (stooges of Imperialists) As you all know (and we said before) Iranians created and used the Mythical Epic of ‘Muhharram and Ashura’ to talk about Iranian values like Fighting against Tyranny and Oppression, Fighting Against Zahaks, Deeves (devils) & all Ahrimani/ Evil Forces – including Tazis = Savage Arab Jews = Arab Islamists. Today, it’s quite clear who is the Oppressor, who is the Traitor, who is worse than Yazid & Shemr, who is Charlatan, and who is Turkmenchay & Zellat, and who accept Turkmenchay & Zellat, Who is FATF & Satan, and who accept FATF & Turkmenchay & Great Satan’s dictates! Today even the ‘Muhharram and Ashura’ mocking & fucking Rouhani & all Mullahs & their Treasons & Turkmenchy! In these years, Iranian people use the Mullah Islamic terminology in many sarcastic ways ! And It’s so obvious why Iranians cannot deprive themselves of the joy of using the Bad guys’ terminology in a sarcastic way! It’s so obvious why all people of Iran hate Trump & Trump’s cows including Arab Islamists & Monarchists & Terrorists (MEK/ MKO) Today, only the Anti-Iranian pigs including Arab Islamists / Basjis support their Imam Ali ibn Rockefeller ( = Khamenei) and his Zionist Turkmenchay & his Zionist FATF & IMF plans! Islamists & Basijis worship and support their Shemr & Yazid-e Zaman ! = their Jewish Hassan bin Rothschild ( = Rouhani) + their Jewish Imam Ali bin Rockefeller = Khamenei = CIA Iran Project ! “.

Persian Humor 10: Some wise Iranians say: “Shits are Shits, and Khamenei is Yazid, Rouhani is Shemr, and Traitors are Traitors! Their clothing are not important ! Shits, Traitors or Mullahs = Arab Jews are actually Anti-Iran pigs in the Jewish Clothing! Al-Pahlavi, al-Rajavi and al-Rouhani and other Mullahs , Monarchists (Pahlavists) or Mujaheds ( = Jihadis = MEK / MKO) are the same Jewish shits, the same Anti-Iran shits. Most of them are Secret Jews or Anusim. The story of Anusim or Crypto-Jews (Hojattieh, Donmeh etc) is a very long story, that is so Comic-Tragic and so so informative (we have already written about it (check Archive), and we will write more about it later) Secret Jews or “Crypto-Jews” are Jewish Charlatans who pretend that they are Christians or Muslims ! The Secret Jews are called Anusim in Hebrew ! Now if you google for Anusim Crypto Jews, or Anusim Secret Jews, you can find many good things ! Now even the Jews confess: Anusim are a group of Crypto-Jews and Arab Jews who pretend that they are not Jews !!! (and even they) are Anti-Jew (!!!) .. Crypto Jews, Anusim and Secret Jews are synonyms .. (Satanic Jews = Secret Jews have Satanic-Jewish proverbs) like “Catholic by Pretence, Jewish by blood” (!!) or “Islamist by Face, Jewish by blood” !! …(or Islamist by Slogan, Jewish by blood !! ) And it’s what the Jews say! In Iran, Crypto Jews are called Jedid al-Islam, Anusim, Hojatieh, Rouhani, Ayatollah etc. Anusim or Secret Jews often have Orwellian names like Sadegh Zibakalam ( that means: a Truth-Teller with Beautiful words !!! ) or Ali Motahari ( = Ali Clean !! ) It’s so laughable, and so so informative ! In fact, in the World of Jewish Pigs, a hair-less man (Kachal) is called Zolf Ali = a very hairy monkey ! Now even the Jews confess to good things. For instance, But their own Jewish or Non-Iranian Basijis (like Kuchak-uff = a Russian Basiji of the Mullah Majlis) confess that Mullah Motahari was a Pashtun Jew / Afghan Jew ! The Jews even talk about why and How Jews created Arab Islam! Just search the internet ! Jews even say (in Jew Wikipedia) : Anusim is a legal category of Jews in Halakha ( = Jewish Sharia) who use Jewish Lies and Jewish Deceptions to pretend that they are not Jews !! Can you believe it ?! Now Jews openly say that Jewish Lies & Jewish Deceptions = Religious Charlatanism is a good and legal thing in Jewish Religions and their Halakha = Jewish Sharia / Jewish laws ! And it’s not a joke! It’s Reality ! It’s what Jews say! Now in 2018, Jewish Websites and Jewish Media even say: Pashtuns are Jews of Afghanistan. Pashtuns claim they are descended from one of the 10 Lost Tribes of Israel (!) .. and even their new name, Afghan is from Afghana, a grandson of the Jewish King Saul (!!) Can you believe it?! It’s so funny, and it’s a great confession, isn’t it?! As you all know, Taliban are Pashtuns & Arab Jews. In fact, Taliban are Jew Afghans & Jew Arabs = Secret Jews. Israel, Saudi Arabia & Taliban are Jew shits. Of course, we Iranians know that many Pashtuns are good guys (and hate Anti-Iran pigs) and they are Not Jews or Arab Jews. Pashtuns don’t speak Persian (Pashtuns are Not Iranians) But as you all know, the native people of our Great Khorasan including Great Herat, Balkh etc are Iranian people who speak Persian. But Secret Jews like Mullah al-Afghani and other Jew Agents of UK created many Fake Things & Horrible Disasters in our Great Khorasan. The Anti-Iran Freemason Mullah Al-Afghani was a Jew! All informed people know that Mullah al-Afghani was a Mason & UK Spy. But now their own media confess (that the main point is that) the Mullah Al-Afghani was a Jew, a secret Jew! It’s what their own Basijis & Jews say now! It’s so laughable and informative, isn’t it ?! Al-Khamenei is exactly like Al-Afghani. CIA’s Islamists & Khamenei love Al-Afghani and Al-Rouhani / Al-Larijani so much! But why?! Maybe because their Imam Ali inb Rockefeller = Khamenei is a Jewish Kohen gadol ! The Kohen gadol wear Mitznefet = Ammameh or Turban! But it’s not the whole story. The Kohen gadol also put a Crown upon their Ammameh! In fact, Kohen gadol is Vali Faqih = Jewish King! Many Iranians have published many pix/ cartoons of Khamenei with both Ammameh & Crown = Turban & Taj ! (like below pix) It’s so important”.

38210444_1422025277931336_4319665110298656768_n.jpg4832359932_b854170bd2.jpg

Persian Humor 11: Some wise Iranians say: “In 1979, King or Shah Didn’t went, only Pahlavi Went ! (Shah Naraft , faqat Pahlavi Raft ! ) Almost all Iranians know it. In 1979, The Monarch and Monarchy Didn’t went, only Pahlavi Went ! (SaltANat Naraft , faqat Pahlavi raft ! ) It’s so important that all Iranians are aware of this issue : The Islamic Regime is Islamic Monarchy, and Vali Faqih or Khamenei is Shah, Islamic Shah of MI6 ! SaltANat = Monarchy = Satl of ANts ! ( = a cesspit of Ants !) or Satl of AN (a cesspit of shits !) is what Ants & Shits = Monarchists & Mullahs love it so much ! The Shah of Mullahs is Khamenei = a Jewish Kohen gadol with both Turban & Taj ( Taj = Crown) The main symbol of a Jewish Kohen gadol is Turban + Taj ! Kohen gadol is Jewish Shah! Khamenei is Jewish Shah or Kohen gadol = Vali Faqih = Jewish King of Secret Jews. But is it a joke or a reality?! Who knows! Of course, all wise people know! Today, Basijis and their Imam Ali inb Rockefeller (Khamenei) should Die of Shame. Just look How their Imam Ali inb Rockefeller = Khamenei defends FATF & Rouhani & Rockefeller’s Iran Project ! Today, all Basijis & Islamists should Die of Shame. Their Imam Ali bin Rockefeller = Khamenei created FATF Coup of 2018 to help Trump. Their fucking Imam Ali bin Rockefeller = Khamenei is CIA Iran Project, and that’s why Khamenei helped Trump & CIA’s Iran Project, by attacking all Sarafies to create the Greatest Economic Chaos & Economic Instability in Iran’s history ! = FATF Coup of 2018. And it’s what their own Mullah TV (IRIB) and Mullah media confessed, and confess now! And It’s so obvious why all Iranians are so Angry, and if you see Iranian people in Iran’s streets you can see why & how all Iranians say: Anti-Iranian Traitors & Terrorists like Mullahs and Trump’s Cows (Rajavi, Pahlavi & other Secret Jew Arabs) and Khamenei = Rouhani must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran & Iranian people. And it’s so funny & important that even their own Basijis & Islamists say such things Now, in August 2018 ! Today, even stupid animals = the rank & file of Basijis talk about the FATF Coup of 2018 (above pix) because now even stupid animals / Basijis know How The British Mullahs including Khamenei = Rouhani implement FATF Plans to help Trump = to create Economic Instability/ Chaos. And it’s not a joke. Khamenei is a joke. Rouhani = Khamenei is CIA Iran Project. Today, Everything is clear. Today, there is no real differences between jokes and realities! As the witty Iranian say: One night, Rouhani = Khamenei said to his Arab Jewish wife: Hey Arab Wife! Please get up! I have just been divinely inspired ! Get me a pencil and piece of paper at once! His Arab wife, Sahebeh Arabi, lit a candle, fetched the pencil and paper, and handed it to Rouhani / Khamenei ! .. Khamenei wrote something, and his Jew wife said: Please read me what you wrote! Khamenei says: It’s a Satan’s order ! Satan or Great Satan wants that we Mullahs creating Economic Chaos & Economic Instability and Economic Coup ( = FATF Coup of 2018), and aiding Trump .. His Arab wife says: But What is Satan’s goal?! What is your Goal? Khamenei = Rouhani says: it’s so clear. Our goal is : Joon beh Lab kardan ! = Making people sick and tired = Khaste Kardan. We Mullahs want to create new Turkmenchays, and we Mullahs want to give in to America’s bullying and threats, but our main problem is that Iran’s people don’t accept such things .. his Arab wife says: But it’s your End ! It’s the End of Mullahs. It’s the Death of Islamic Regime. What is your Project ?! What you do think ?! Rouhani = Khamenei says: We just obey. We don’t think! Our Islamist motto is : Death to Brain, and Death to Thinkers ! Death to Those who have Brain! Death to Those who Think ! We Islamists just obey The CIA’s Iran Project = Rockefeller’s Iran Project. Khamenei is a CIA slave. Rouhani is a CIA. Zarif is CIA Iran Project. Larijani is a CIA Arab slave. And Slaves don’t think. Slaves just obey. Our Islamic Regime is a CIA Project. Even our Islam is a British Project ! But in these years, people refer to Jewish-British projects as CIA, or CIA projects !”

Persian Humor 12: Some wise Iranians say: “Now many of the so-called Secret Jews, Anusim or Crypto Jews are not hidden or secret ! For instance, Rouhani and the Jewish Isaac of Rouhani (Jahangiri), with a Jewish nose & a Jewish family mafia are not secret Jews! They are open Jews! Now even the Basiji media & Mullah media confess that the Jewish Isaac Jahangiri = their Vice President, is coming from a Jewish family, and all his Brothers have Jewish names like Abraham and Jacob (Yaghub) ! Can you believe it?! They say: the Jewish Brothers of Jahangiri including Abraham and Jacob and Isaac Jahangiri are Jewish crooks or embezzlers! It’s what their own Mullah media say in August 2018 ! But now Iranians make jokes, and say: we ask Jew Rouhani’s vice president = Jew Jahangiri : Are you just three Jewish Brothers –
Isaac, Abraham & Jacob?! Don’t you have any other Jew bother?! And The Jew Isaac Jahangiri says: our Brother Benjamin ( = Netanyahu) works abroad ! Our Brother Benjamin is the Prime Minister of another place !! (Benjamin-e-moon ye ja dige Nokhost-Vazire !! ) Now even idiots ask: How should the Jew Isaac Jahangiri and his brothers Abraham & Jacob Jahangiri should prove that they are Jews?! Their Jewish Big Nose and their Jewish signs are not enough?! It’s so laughable & so informative that the Jew Islamists like Keyhan’s ShariatNadari, Mullah Mesbah & Jahangiri and also Reza al-Pahlavi have Big Jewish Nose! If you know the Biblical story of Abraham & Isaac & Jacob, then you know why Jahangiri Brothers = Abraham & Jacob & Isaac Jahangiri are Jews! Now in 2018, millions of Iranians have started to talk or care about Secret Jews & Jewish Mullahs & Jadid al-Islam = Anusim and the Jewish Secrets of Arab Islam & Islamic Regime! It’s so good & so important. It’s one of the so-called Barakat ! = Benefits of their Islamic Turkmenchay & Treasons ! As their Jewish Hassan Rouhani says: Ala BarakatAllah ! = Ala ShabPalallah ! (= Islamist-Jewish Motto of Moses! ) It’s the so-called Barakat of their Jewish Islam & Islamic Turkmenchay ! It’s the so-called Barakat = Benefits of their Islamic Regime that all of them are Jews or Masons! All of their Mullah / Islamist leaders are Jews or Masons ! Ala BarakatAllah ! = Ala ShabPalallah ! It’s a Jewish-Islamic Miracle of Masons! Ayatollahs & Rouhani are Jewish Masons ! Ala BarakatAllah ! These Arab Jew Mother-fuckers and their fucking Arab Islam have polluted our Iran. But now their Secrets and Treasons & Turkmenchays are being revealed, and it’s their End, the End of the Game ! Persian Jews are often good guys, and we don’t have any problem with them. As you all know, the Persian Jews are neither Ashkenazi nor Sephardic. The Persian Jews are Persian or Iranian. And all Iranians are first Iranians or Patriotic, and then Muslims, Jews or Christians or any other Religions. The Iranian Jews are good guys, and Iranians. But Arab Jews, Crypt Jews or Secret Jews are Anti-Iranian pigs. In Iran, Crypto Jews or Secret Jews are “Mizrahi” or Arab Jews (In Spain, Crypo Jews are Sephardic Jews ..) In parts of Iran (and in modern Iran) the story of Secret Jews or Anusim began in Safavid Era. But in Mashad, it began in the 18th century. Their own Jew historians say: In the year 1746, nearly 250 years ago, Nader Shah decided to relocate 40 Jewish families to his new capital, the city of Mashad ! But the main question is : Why 40 Jews families ?! and these original 40 Jews families were selected by whom ?! and for what reason ?! (We will write more about this issue later) But after 100 years, thousands of Jews lived in Mashad ! They created many disasters and treasons and Evil things in Mashad. So, in the 19th century and in a Big public riot against Traitorous Jews & Jewish Spies – that was a Tragic Farce that British Masons created it – only about 30 Jews lost their lives ! And it’s what their own Jew Historians say! Only 30 Jews died ! But after that, Masons and Jews created Anusim in Iran and Mashad ! And now the Jew pigs defend Religious Charlatanism & Anusim ! The shitty Jews have no shame, and no brain ! Their Big Nose and their Big Lies don’t allow them to see beyond their nose ! (And it’s a Persian proverb) The Secret Jews started their new Sadistic & Satanic lives as Jadid al-Islam = New Islamists ! = Jews who pretended that they are Islamists, specially Islamic Extremists & Islamic leaders !! Some of them adopt Jewish Arab names such as Baal / Hadad, Isaac, Abraham and Jacob. And some adopt Arab Islamic names such as Hassan (Rouhani), Hussein (ShariatNadri), Ali (Khamenei), Ruhollah (Khomeini), Habibollah (Elghanian / Asgaroladi) etc. Jews refer to these names as Kosher names! Jews specially love names like Abdollah, Ruhollah, Habibollah, Azizollah, Nourollah, Goozollah, Zoorollah etc and if you know the meaning of these Arab names and Arab Jew Baal & Baal-worshipers = Satan-worshipers, then you know why Jews love them! Now if you google for Jadid al-Islam Secret Jews, you can find what the Jews say! Their Jewish Lies are so laughable, and so informative!”

Persian Humor 13: Some wise Iranians say: “Now many talk about Anusim or Secret Jews = Jadid al-Islam = New Islamists ! (Jadadi = New, al = Arabic sign; So, Jadid al-X means: New X) But the witty Iranians prefer to talk about Jadid al-Iranian! = new Iranians ! Jadid al-Iranian ! are Arab Jews who pretend they are Iranians! Reza al-Pahlavi, al-Rajavi, Rouhani and almost all Ayatollahs are Jadid al-Iranian! There is also another group called Jadid al-Intellect ! = New intellects! Jadid al-Intellect are stupid Charlatans or fake intellectuals who pretend they are Intellectuals ! All Intellectual whores including Noam Chomsky are Jadid al-Intellect! The whores who work for the Ayatollah BBC and VOA are Jadid al-Intellect and also Jadid al-Iranian! The Exiled Whores and those Stupid pigs who defend Rouhani or Reza Pahlavi or Trump are Jadid al-Intellect and also Jadid al-Iranian! They are Jew Masons like Sadegh Zibakalam = a Jew Arab Basiji Fascist. There is also another group called Jadid al-KosKhol = Jadid al-Pig = Jadid al-Shit = Jadid al-Basiji ! = Jadid al-Arab = Jadid al-Retard ! = New Farts & Retards ! = those retarded idiots who defend Jadid al-Intellect or support Jadid al-Iranian! Some experts say: Donald Trump is a Jadid al-Basiji ! ! = Trump is a Jadid al-Arab! But most believe that Donald Trump is an Old Fart = Old Arab / Basiji ! (not a new one!)”

Persian Humor 14: The Wise People including the Wise Iranians truly say: Reason, Rationality and Facts are stubborn. As the facts become more widely known and understood, the unreasonableness of the Tyrants position becomes more clear to more people The Tyrant or the Evil Empire goes to hell, as more people recognize the Emperor has no clothes .. You can choose your battles. You can decide when to ignore, yield to, appease, or accommodate this or that .. You can also decide how and when to confront the unreasonable behaviors and insist on Change. You ordinary people have the real Power. You must choose your battles .. Privilege and power are distinct from talent. A rich, powerful person may not be very bright while a poor person might be very bright, hard working, creative, and talented. Don’t forget it .. And don’t forget that Tyranny is childish .. Maturity is about using wisdom to achieve constructive results. Tyrants lack maturity & wisdom of many things .. Kings & Cult leaders = Tyrants behave like little children, because Tyrants are actually little kids, without any maturity. If you have doubts, just take a look at Trump, Arab Dictators, British Monarchy, US leaders or Shah / Mullah ! .. Tyranny is so childish .. The Evil Empire, Tyranny or Sustaining oppression requires a narrow worldview based on false beliefs and childish beliefs … all their beliefs are childish beliefs like Trump’s beliefs! Their IQs are exactly like Trump’s IQ ! .. Their Lies are so childish, and now even little kids can Expose their Lies … So, Expose their Lies and strengthen the people and civil society … And Don’t work for The Evil Empire of America ! Don’t work for Cults and secret societies = spying agencies! .. Sunlight is the best disinfectant ! … So, Shine the light on Tyranny & Evil Empire to purify it .. Don’t join Cults or secret societies! Don’t help Dictators! It’s so simple! Don’t live like Bad Guys! Don’t tell Big lies ! Don’t defend Treasons & Big Lies! Be Humans ! (Adam Bashid!) It’s so simple! .. But If being a Human or normal person is so hard for you ! (Agar Adam budan baratoon kheili sakhte !! ), then you are a sick Psychopath and you need a good Doctor. So, Go and find a good Doctor !

Persian Humor 15: Many people say: What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? Discrimination! … And Iranians say: What is the US or the West’s favorite plan in Iran? Islamization! .. What is Rouhani or Ayatollah’s favorite Islamist principle? Americanization! .. What is Islamic Regime or Islamic Economy?! The Jewish Zionist IMF Plans ! … Iranians say to Mullahs: Which kind of Islamists you are ?! (Islamist-e Ki budi thou ?!) And Mullahs say: We Mullahs are Rockefeller’s sons! We Mullahs are Saudi Arab Islamists / pigs ! … Iranians say to Basijis: Which kind of Islamists / Basijis you are ?! (Basiji-e Ki budi thou?!) And Basijis say: We Islamists are child of Rothschild ! We Basijis are The CIA’s Iran Project ! … And some wise Iranians say: “How Mullahs should prove that Islamists are Jews, and Islamic Regime is Jewish?! Both Rouhani and Khamenei are Jewish Freemason Faggots who create Turkmenchay after Turkmenchay! Now even Anti-Iran traitors and stupid animals confess that Their Caspian Sea deal is a new Turkmenchay! Rouhani = Khamenei is a Zionist Agent whose job is making Turkmenchay, creating Turkmenchay ! (August 2018) It’s important to note that the Zionist pigs like Rouhani, Larijani and Khamenei and other Jew Mullahs refer to our Caspian sea or Mazandaran sea as Khazar !! As you all know, Khazar is a Jewish name. Khazar is the Jewish name of a Jewish tribe. The Khazar were a group of Turkish Barbarian who became Jews, and then polluted our Caspian sea. The story of The Jewish tribe of Khazar is a long story (we will write about it later) But it’s so funny & so important to note that the whole world and non-Iranians refer to our Caspian sea as the Caspian sea, but the Jewish Islamists and Mullahs refer to our Caspian sea as the Jewish Khazar !!! In fact, only Islamists and Mullahs use a Jewish name for our Caspian sea = Mazandaran sea ! So, How Islamists and Mullahs should prove that Islamists and Mullahs are Jewish pigs = Anti-Iran Jews = Anti-Iranian Jewish Barbarians ?!”

Persian Humor 16: Some wise Iranians say: “On 11 August 2018, the Mullah TV (IRIB) happily & proudly reported: Khamenei and Janati and their Guardian Council approved FATF, FATF Coup & FATF plans !!! No, this is not the start of a joke. It actually happened ! Even their fucking Press TV happily & proudly reported the Islamic approval of Zionist FATF and The Mullah approval of FATF in English language ! And this is their fucking Islam, and their fucking Islamic Honor ! Their own media talked about how two Jewish Mullahs Jew Jannati & Jew Rouhani create FATF Coup! The Jewish Ayatollah Jannati is a Jew pig and a part of the CIA’s 2009 Coup & the CIA’s 2018 Coup = FATF Coup. The Jew Jannati is a Jewish Mullah, a Hojjatieh = Secret Jew. But it’s not the whole story. On 13 August 2018, the fucking Khamenei = CIA’s Ayatollah Khamenei defended Rouhani & FATF plans & FATF Coup of 2018 !! And this is not a joke. It actually happened ! The CIA’s Ayatollah Khamenei is a Jew Joker. The Jewish Ayatollah Khamenei again proved that Khamenei is Rockefeller’s son; Khamenei is Rothschild’s child; Khamenei is CIA Iran Project, and that’s why Khamenei has defended both AhmadiNejad and Rouhani, when they were committing great crimes and great treasons. Only a Jewish CIA agent like Khamenei can defend both AhmadiNejad and Rouhani, and both the 2009 Coup & Nuclear Turkmenchay ! Khamenei is a Jew faggot like Jannati & Mesbah & Makarem and other Jew Masons = Masonic Mullahs. In their fucking Arab Islam, Islamic Resistance is nothing but Total Surrender and implementing FATF orders and to give in to America’s bullying and threats! This is the Satanic Islam of Islamists & Khamenei. This is the Satanic Islam of Arabs = Cows of America. This is the Satanic Islam of Mullahs = Arab Jew Masons. And it’s obvious why all Iranians say: the Jewish Arab Mullahs like Jannati = Khamenei = Rouhani must be tried for all their Treasons against Iran & Iranian people. Today, even if you ask a Cow or Basiji : Who can defend Rouhani & Trukmencahy & FATF ?! Cow or Basiji says: Only a stupid CIA agent like Khamenei or Jewish Jannati ! The Jewish Khamenei is Rockefeller’s stooge. Khamenei is CIA’s Iran Project. Khamenei is Rockefeller’s Iran Project. Khamenei is FATF = Fucking Asshole Traitor Faggot (FATF) ! Khamenei is Zionist IMF = Islamist Motherfucker Faggot (IMF) ! Khamenei is a Jihadi Jew = Jannati = Netanyahu ! = FATF !”

Persian Humor 16: In these days, our Iran’s people change the old Iranian Folklore songs into new funny songs like this : Atal Matal Rouhani ! .. Turkmenchay of Rouhani ! .. Treasons of Rouhani (Khiyanat-e Rouhani !) … (Baazam Begam, Ya Midani ?! ) Should I say more ?! or You know them all ?! .. Do you know the depth of Tragedy, the depth of Disaster ?! (Omge Faje-a-ro Midani ?! ) .. Atal-Matal Ravani !! (= Psycho) .. Turkmenchay of Rouhani ! .. Death to all of Ravanis = Rouhanis (Marg bar har-chi Rouhani ! ) We shit on all Rouhanis ! (Ridim beh har-chi Rouhani !) .. Fuck Mullah Rouhani (Ridim be Qabr-e Rouhani !) Go to Hell Rouhani ! (Boro Bemir Rouhani !) … Atal Matal Ravani ! .. Rouhani-e Ravani ! (Rouhani is Psycho ! ) .. Their Religion is Religion of Psychopaths (Diin-e ye mosht Ravani ! ) .. their Islam is Treason & Secret deals with Great Satan! ( .. Khiyanat va Tabani ! ) .. Islamists say that their Treasons and Turkmency is Islam = their Religion ! You all know this ! (Turkmenchay va Tabani, Migan Diin-e ! Midani ! ) But what is the name of their FATF Turkmenchay & Treasons?! Do you know it?! (FATF va Tabani, esmesh Chi-e ?! Midani ?! ) .. Fuck you Mullah Rouhani ! (Tof to Ruh-et Rouhani !) Rouhani is shitting on his Religion = Arab Islam that is Turkmenchy & Treason & FATF ! (Ridi to Diin-et Rouhani ! .. eeno ke khoob midani !! .. Diin-e FATF, Tabani .. Khianat-o Tabani ..)

Persian Humor 17: Some wise Iranians say: “Now even idiots and Basijis confess that Jahangiri Brothers = Abraham & Jacob & Isaac Jahangiri are Jews! But today, Iran’s people ask: It’s the story of 1000 Famil = 1000 Families; all of them are Famil ! (members of a Big Family), but why ?! What is their secret ?! What is the secret of their intermarriage = why do they keep marriages among themselves?! And the wise witty Iranians say: Eyval ! (Bravo) It’s a good & fundamental question! Their secrets are Jewish secrets, or the secrets of Secret Jews & Masons! The Secrets of 1000 Famil are secrets of Anusim & Crypto Jews ! Lets shed some Iranian lights on part of it ! .. But Wait ! There is No need to the Iranian lights! Now even the Jews are revealing many things! Now if you google for Jadid-Al-Islam Anusim, you can see that Jews say : In Iran and Mashad .. the first problem of Jadid-Al-Islam = Secret Jew Islamists was the problem of kashrut and keeping a kosher home! The Secret Jew Islamists had to buy their meat from kosher stores! Their Jewish Islamist women refused to allow any non-kosher meat into their homes. All non-kosher meat was immediately discarded or fed to the dogs (!!) .. There was also the problem of praying in the mosque (!!!) Islamist Jews attending the Friday prayer in the mosque (!!), and then secret places to welcome the Sabbath (!!) .. On Shabbat and holidays, since they had to keep their stores open, the Islamist Jews often hired help to run the stores for them! The help was instructed to turn customers away with various excuses (!!!) But the main problem of Secret Jews = Islamist Jews was Marriage !! (But they solved) the problem of Marriage (in this Satanic way) : 1 Jews would often married off their children at very young ages, around nine or ten (!!!) 2 the Jews and Jew Islamists keep and kept marriages among themselves (!!!) And it’s exactly what Jews & Jewish historians say! In fact, Crypto Jews and Secret Jews marry each other. And it’s one of the Secrets of 1000 Famil ! For instance, a secret Jew like Zibakalam marries to Crypto Jew Ahmad Tavakoli = a member of Jewish Clan of Larijani .. A secret Jew like Ali Larijani marries to Crypto Jew Motahari .. A secret Jew Mason like Hadad Adel marries to Arab Jew Khamenei … But is it a joke ?! No, Their Islamic Regime is a joke ! Their Jewish Islam is a bad joke ! The West is a sick joke ! The UK is a bad joke ! Now if you search the internet (in Persian and even in English), you can find millions of facts and millions of good things that non-Iranians and also millions of wise & educated Iranians say about such issues. Just search the internet ! Now even stupid animals / Basijis confess to such facts ! It’s so laughable !”

Persian Humor 18: Some wise Iranians say: “Who want to shed crocodile tears for our Caspian sea & our Great Iran ?! The Anti-Iran Traitors?! Arab Basijis ?! Jewish Mullahs or Masons?! or Jewish Monarchists and other Anti-Iran Whores / Jew whores = Rajavists / Pahlavists or Exiled Whores?! Those Jew whores = CIA’s whores who supported Nuclear Turkmenchay and defend Anti-Iran Trump & American Barbarians, and still defend Nuclear Treasons & Turkmenchay, now want to repeat (QerQereh konan) what we Iranians have already & repeatedly said about Islamic Turkmenchay?! The Anti-Iran Traitors & Terrorists like Pahlavists, Rajavists and Islamists / Mullahs are Not Iranians. They are Anti-Iranian pigs. They are part of The Anti-Iran Mafia. But it’s not the whole story. The 2009 Traitors and all Anti-Iran Traitors = Secret Jews & Masons like Jew Zibakalam (TaziKalam), JewNejad (AN), Jew Janati, Jew Hassan (Rouhani), al-Reza Pahlavi, Jew Ali Nourizadeh (TaziZadeh), Jew Amir Ahmadi, Jew Ebrahim (Nabavi) and al-Masoud Behnoud must be tried & executed for High Treason against Iran & Iranians. Those who defend Nuclear Turkmenchay & Rouhanis & Trump & Savage Arabs & Jew Barbarians & Islamic Tyranny & Turkmenchay and Anti-Iran Jew Arabs & American Barbarians must be tried for High Treason against all Iranians & all Humans. Anti-Iran Traitors and those who defend the Satanic USA & UK Rouhanis & Nuclear Turkmenchay cannot shed crocodile tears for our Great Iran!”

Persian Humor 19: Some witty Iranians say: “Now in 2018, Ahangaran and other Islamist pigs sing & should sing Islamist songs like (its rhythm is : Lala Lala La = Aho Vavey-la ! Lala Lala La ! Aho Vavey-la ! Read this song with such rhythm ! ) : Hey Rahbar-e Bi-Khayeh ! , Seyyed Ali Bi-Khayeh ! Aho Vaveyla ! Hey you the ball-less King = Khamenei ! .. Sayyid Ali Khamenei has no balls ! .. Lala Lala La .. Hey Kos-k(.)sh Bi-Khayeh ! , Khamenei Bi-Khayeh ! Aho Vaveyla ! The Islamic Leader is a ball-less Pimp ! .. Khamenei has no balls ! Hey Rahbar-e Koon Dadeh ! , Az kei Koon Dadan Azadeh ?!! Aho Vaveyla ! Hey you the Faggot Leader ! You created Nuclear Turkmenchay = Koon Dadan-e Qahramane! But since when Sodomy = Giving Ass is free in your Islam?! Een Rahbar-e Bi-Namoos ! , Een Rahbar-e Koon Dadeh, Sharm-o-Haya Nadereh ! Aho Vaveyla ! Khamenei is Coward & Faggot, Khamenei is not Honorable .. Khamenei is Irreligious & Immoral man ! Een Rahbar-e Bi-Khayeh, Een Rahbar-e Koon Dadeh, Mage Sharaf Nadereh ?!! Khamenei is a Sodomite in Chief .. Does Khamenei have no dignity & no honor ?! Een Rahbar-e Bi-Vatan !, Een Rahbar-e Bi-Sharaf, Mage Diin-ham Nadereh?! Khamenei is not Iranian, Khamenei is not Honorable .. But Khamenei is not a Religious man, too?! Een Rahbar-e Bi-Vatan, Een Rahbar-e Bi-Sharaf, Mage Mokham Nadereh ?!! Khamenei is not Iranian, Khamenei is not Honorable .. But is Khamenei a Brainless man, too ?! Een Rahbar-e Bi-Honor !, Een Rahbar-e Bi-Sharaf, Hich Honar-i Nadareh !! Khamenei is not Honorable .. Khamenei is good for Nothing ! .. Khamenei has no skills, no knowledge and no Arts ! Bi-Hame Chiz, Bi-Honor .. Bi-Sharaf & Bi-Vatan .. ANgal-e Baq-e Mola !, Aho Vaveyla ! Khamenei is a useless parasite ! Khamenei is a little vermin, a shitty parasite ! ….”

Persian Humor 20: Some wise Iranians say: “In these days, the Jewish Mullahs preaching (Roze mikhunan) and talking about Moharram & Hussein in this way: What was Hussein’s goal ?! Turkmenchay! .. Hussein wanted to negotiated with Great Satan, and to create Turkmenchay .. Imam Hussein loved Tyranny & Turkmenchay! .. Imam Hussein loved Yazid & Velayat ! .. Who killed Hussein?! Those who hated Yazid & Turkmenchay ! .. Today, Rouhani is Shemr, and Khamenei is Yazdi! So we should love Yazid .. Imam Hussein loved Yazdi & Shemr & Turkmenchay & Telling Big lies ! .. Imam Hussein loved Treasons & Turkmenchay .. Imam Hussein loved Traitors & Liars & Rouhanis ! .. Imam Hussein loved Zellat ! , and Rouhani’s Turkmenchay ! .. Imam Hussein loved FATF & to give in to Satan’s Threats & Bullying … Imam Hussein fought for what?! For defending Yazid & Rouhani & Shemr & Khamenei & Big Lies & Treasons & Turkmenchay ! .. Imam Hussein loved Rockefellers! .. Imam Hussein loved Rockefeller’s Iran Project ! .. Moharram is Month of our Aqa, Rockefellers = our Masters! .. Today those who want to fight against Tyranny & Turkmencahy & Satanic Velayat of Khamenei & Rouhani are Enemies of Imam Hussein ! … Today, our Aqa, Trump is Hussein = Rouhani is Hussein! Today, Netanyahu is Hussein = Khamenei is Hussein! = Turkmenchay & FATF is Hussein ! .. God Bless Satan! God Bless Rouhai ! ”

Persian Humor 21: In these days Iranians mocking Islamists and their shitty Islamist songs = Nohe / Nowha of Islamists! = shed crocodile tears ! Some witty Iranians say: “Islamist pigs like Rouhanis, Basijis and Ahangaran – whose sons live in UK & Canada & America- creating Turkmenchay & Treasons and then yap or sign Islamist songs (Zoze mikeshan) & shed crocodile tears! Ahangaran is a Basiji faggot / singer who now sings Islamist songs like this : Ya Hussein ! Ya America! (His Tokhme-Sag = his Basiji son lives in North America! ) Ya Hussein ! Ya America! .. Basiji Tokhme-Sagam (my son) .. ba Visa (with Visa) .. Raft America (went to America) .. Hussein! .. Basiji raft America ! (Basiji went to America) .. Ride-shod to America ! (America is fucked up!) .. Hussein ! .. Trump ham Basiji-e! (Trump is a Basiji, too !) .. Mirine to America ! (Trump is shitting on USA!) .. Hussein ! .. Yazid ham Hussein-ie ! (Yazid is Hussein! ) .. Turkmecnhay Hussein-ie! (Turkmenchay is Hussein’s legacy! ) .. Hussein! .. Yazid yepa Khomeini-e !! (Yazid is Khomeini ! ) .. Zellat Hussein-ie ! .. FATF Hussein-ie ! (FATF is Hussein’s legacy! ) .. Khamenei Yazid-ie ! (Khamenei is Yazid ! ) …”

Persian Humor 22: Some wise Iranians say: “The story of Rouhani is like a very ancient Persian story, when they asked a Persian: From whom you learned Culture & Civilization ? Who did you learn your manners & Culture & Civilization from? (Adab Az Ke Amookhtee?) And The Wise Persian sarcastically said: From uncultured & uncivilized people = Barbarians ! (Az Bi-Adaban !) They said: How?! How is it possible ?! The Wise Persian said: It’s so simple. What the Barbarians do are barbarian things. What the uncultured & uncivilized people = Barbarians do are uncultured & uncivilized things. So, you can learn from Barbarians what is uncultured & uncivilized ! And if you don’t do these barbarian things, then you become a Cultured man! If you don’t do the uncultured & uncivilized things, then you become a Civilized man, a Human ! Such Ancient Persian stories show the depth of Persian Wisdom = Aryan Wisdom = Iranian Wisdom in Ancient times, when our wise Iranian ancestors created Human values & Human Civilization. Our wise Iranian ancestors learned from whom?! Now you all know the Answer ! And it’s like the story of today’s world. Today, we Persians still use our ancient Persian methods = what our wise Iranian ancestors did. Today, we Persians still try to learn from Barbarians ! We Persian still try to learn from Evil men & Spies & Traitors & Masons = Satan’s children = Zahak’s children! And now you all know what it means ! Good becomes Good, only when Good learns from Evil ! But which kind of things the Good learns from the Evil ?! Answer is clear: The Evil things , that the Good should Not do them ! The Evil things , that the Good should fight against them ! And now we Persians want to Make Iran Great Persia again, so We Persians try to learn from Traitors or Masons like Rouhani, Trump, Netanyahu, Arab Jews & Mullahs & British Pigs and All Anti-Iran Barbarians!”

Persian Humor 23: Some wise Iranians say: “It’s so obvious why the Wise witty Iranians sarcastically say: today we Iranians learn ‘Persian Patriotism’ (Vatan-Paratsi) from The Anti-Iran Traitors ! = Vatan-Forushan = Iran-Forushan = America-worshipers (America-Parast) + Arab-worshipers (Arab-Parast) = Ajnabi-Parast ! = The West’s stooges ! Today, you all can see the true face of Arab Islam & Islamists. Now the Satanic Islam of Arabs & Islamists create Turkmenchay = Zellat & Nekbat ! Now the Satanic Islam & Arab Islamists are Prostitutes & Crooks & Thieves like Sasha Sobhani = Basiji Zina-zadeh. Islamic Zina-zadeh & Arab Whore Sasha Sobhani is a Zina-zadeh of Islamic Regime, and now all Iranians talk about this Basiji Sodomite, and say: Did you see their fucking Islam and their fucking Islamic whores = Basiji Kooni = Sasha Sobhani = Bache Kooni / Little Sodomite of Arab Islam ?! Did you see their Islam (Chetori Lokht-o Damar bood !!! , Didi Che Khabar bood ?!! ) Didn’t you see it ?!! This is their Fucking Arab Islam. This Little Sodomite Sasha Sobhani = Islamic Whore of Mullahs is just one of their Arab Islamic Whores & Sodomites. And their story is a long story, a long and important story (We will write about these Islamist pigs & Islamic Whores & their Recent Scandals later, in the next posts) An Islamic Sodomite like Sasha Sobhani is Islamic Whore = Worthless Whore = 2-zari whore, but this Worthless Whore Sasha Sobhani is a symbol, symbol of Arab Islam & Islamic Regime. The Zina-Zadeh (Aqa-zadeh) just show & prove that their Arab Islam is Religion of Whores = Religion of Zena-Zadagan = Religion of Sodomites & Satanists. The Satanic Islam of Arabs is exactly like that famous reality joke: A man is nu-de with six na-ked Po-rn Stars? Quick, call the Morality police chief. Oh No, He is what? He himself is the Islamic Morality police chief !! And it’s not Joke. It’s Reality. It actually happened ! In the Porn Industry of Islamic regimes, their Islamic Porn Stars chant Islamic slogans about Hijab/ Efaf & Efat !, and participate in Islamic Prayer (Namaz-Jomeh) & Islamic Mourning (Azaa & Rozah) ! The Candy Charms-gate or Candy-gate = Whore-gate is a famous example ! (check Archive) Their Islamic Porn stars say: We love both Porn & Hijab !, and we Islamic Porn wear Hijab ! We stop filming our Porn videos on Islamic Mourning days! We stop filming our Porn films on special days because we Islamic Porn makers respect Islamic laws & Islamic Morals! The Masonic Porn Industry of Islamic Regime is like Turkey’s and the Sexy Islam of Turkey ! (check below) The Islamic Porn Industry is Not Joke ! The Sexy Islam of Turkey, or the Sexy Islam of Malaysia & other Islamic countries is Not a Joke ! (check Persian Humor 39 etc)”

Persian Humor 24: Some wise Iranians say: “The Jewish Islam of Arabs is a Satanic Religion. The Jewish Islam of Arabs is Religion of ISIS & Saudis & Hojatieh & Mullahs. Their Arab Islam is Jewish Religion of Yapping & Farting (Zoozeh & Goozeh ! ) Their Arab Islam is Jew Religion of Shedding crocodile tears! After their Nuclear Turkmenchay, the Mullahs have created a New Farce : Now Mullah do more & more Rozeh & Zoozeh & Goozeh ! , that means the Mullahs shed more & more crocodile tears, and the Mullahs have more Islamic Mourning days! Now they have discovered new Islamic Mourning days! – for the first time after 1979 ! – and these new Islamic Mourning days are about Omol-ANin, Omol-Faqih, Omol-Farter = Omol-Fesad, Omol-Fased = Omol-Fuckers etc! (Omol means Fanatic or Bigoted in Persian! But in fucking Arabic, Omol = Om (mother) + ol (of) .. So, Omol-Fuckers means: Mother of Fuckers!) It’s so obvious why the Mullahs have discovered or created new Islamic Mourning days! , after their Nuclear Turkmenchay. Mullahs believe Religion is Opium of People, so Mullahs must force people to use more and more Opium, to forget or ignore all Islamic Treasons & Turkmenchay. But almost all Iranians know this Satanic trick, and that’s why all Iranians spit at Mullahs, at Islam of Mullahs and at their Islamic Yapping & Farting & Shedding Crocodile tears = Islamic Rozeh & Zoozeh & Goozeh ! All real Religious people of our Iran are aware of such issues, and spit at Mullahs, shit on Mullahs. The Jewish Mullahs say: For 2 months = 60 days, all kinds of joys & laughter & fun is forbidden !! And their fucking Mullah TV (IRIB) = Satanic TV of Islamists is a mourning TV for 2 months, that means they don’t show any comic things and they only weep & weep & yap & shed crocodile tears for 60 days! In their Satanic Islam, Laugh is forbidden, Happiness is forbidden, but Hypocrisy is Free, Treason is Free, Telling Lie is Free, Turkmenchay is Free, Barbarity is Free, Slavery is Free, FATF is Free! Today, after Nuclear Turkmenchay, only and only Whores & Sodomites & Satanists defend Islamists. And it’s Not a joke. Now Only a Trump or a Satan-worshiper can defend Arab Islamists & Arab Terrorism & Rouhani’s Turkmenchay & Islamic Treasons & other Evil Acts of Islamists. All Iranians including Religious people of our Iran know what is The Iranian-made Epic of Karbala and its main messages. And that’s why All Iranians including all Religious people of our Iran fuck Rouhani & Mullahs & Turkmenchay & Tyranny & Saudis & ISIS & Basiji & Trump & Islamists etc. Mullahs and their Islamic Barks, Farts & Yap ( Zoozeh & Goozeh! ) and shedding crocodile tears just create more and more Anger & Hatred towards Islamists & Arab Islam”.

Persian Humor 25: In these days, Iranians change the old funny Folklore songs into new funny songs like : Atal Matal Shekayat ! ( = Protest / Complaint ! ) Turkmenchay & Velayat ! (Velayat = Islamic Regime = Jewish Islam of Arabs) Is it a weird story ?! (Ajibe een Hekayat ?!) .. Their Arab Islam is Yazidi = Enemy of The Truth & Hussein! (Yazidi Velayat !) Their Arab Islam = Velayat has created Turkmenchay & Treasons & Evil things! ( .. Khianat-o Rezalat ! .. een-e Samar-e Velayat ! ) Fuck Velayat ! Fuck Islamic Regime ! (Chiz to Koon-e Velayat !) All Iranians shit on Islamic Regime ! (Ridim beh een Velayat !) .. The Islamic Islamic is Satanic & Anti-Iran (Yazid-e een Velayat !) .. Atal Matal CIA ! .. Rouhani is CIA ! .. Who have seen such Spies & Islamists?! (Hamchin chizi ki Dideh ?!) .. Rouhani has shitted on Religion & Everything ! (Rouhani to Deen Rideh !) Their Islamic Regime is going to hell ! (Nezam-e-shun be Gaa raft !) their Arab Islam is going to hell, to WC of history ! (Islam-esh to Khela raft !) … Atal Matal Gorbachev! .. Rouhani is Gorbachev ! .. Who have seen such Gorbachev = Mullah Gorbachev ?! (Hamchin Gohi ki Dideh?!) .. Can you tell us about something that Rouhani has not Shitted on it?!! (Begoo to Chi Narideh ?!!) .. Atal Matal Salavat ! .. Rouhan is Cow, a confused Cow! (Rouhani-e Gow zadeh Qat ! ) .. Basijis = Islamists have no Morality & no Brain! (Na Deen Dareh, Na Vojdoon ! ) .. their Jewish Religion = their Arab Islam is British and from England ! (Deen-e-sho bordan Engles-toon !) .. Mullah = Rouhani is a stupid animal (Rouhani hast ye Heyvoon !) .. Mullah = Rouhani has no Honor & no principles & no Brain ! (Bi-Sharaf va Bi-Vojdoon ! ) .. So, Where Rouhani = Ayatollah should go ?! To Grave ! (Koja bere ?! .. Qabrestoon ! ) .. And Rouhani = Ayatollah deserves what ?! To be dead and buried in UK, and burned in Hell ! (Layeqe chie ?! .. Gurestoon ! Oon ham to Engles-toon !! )

Persian Humor 26: They ask Qazanfar: How to Create Economic Instability and How to Help Trump ?! Qazanfar: It’s so simple. You just need CIA’s Mullahs like Khamenei, Rouhani and Larijani. They implement FATF plans, attack all Sarafais & close them down, and suddenly dollar price will increase from 3500 Toman to 12,000 Toman! It’s so simple. It’s a CIA’s Economic Coup by the CIA’s Jewish Economic Terrorists like Rouhani & Larijani & Khamenei … They ask Qazanfar: How to Wage Economic War against Iranian people? Qazanfar: It’s so simple. You just need a CIA’s Economic Terrorist like Rouhani or Khamenei. They create Trukemenchay, implement IMF & FATF Plans, attack all Sarafies & Attack Free Market & Attack all elements of Open Market, and then a huge Economic Instability & Economic Chaos will be created. It’s so simple. You don’t need an Enemy like Trump or Anti-Iran Barbarians. You just need a CIA’s Economic Terrorist like Rouhani or Khamenei, and a CIA’s puppet regime like the Islamic Regime of Mullahs! It’s so simple ! .. And it’s not a joke ! Their Islamic regime is a joke. Their Islam is a joke. Their Ayatollah is a joke. Their Arbab = their Big Brother = their Kad Khoda = America is a joke !

Persian Humor 27: It’s Part of An Iranian-made Love Song for Noam Chomsky ! : You help Islamists, you betray the mass .. You help Mullahs, you kiss their ass .. Oh Chomsky, Where is your Brain ?! In your ass !! …. Fuck you, stupid Chomsky, You are a stupid Yankee! .. You defend Tyranny, You The Jew intellectual .. You are a Secret Zionist, Mr. Jew intellectual …You help Mullahs, you are a Fascist Intellectual .. You support Dictators, you The Nazi intellectual ! .. Fuck you, stupid Chomsky, You are a stupid Monkey .. You lick Dictators’ ass, you are a Jew Fascist .. You defend Islamists, you The Jewish Fascist .. You are a Capitalist, you The Jewish Marxist ! .. Fuck you, stupid Chomsky, You are a stupid Donkey .. Oh, Mr Jew Supporter of IMF Plans, you are a joke .. Mr. anti-War activist supports the 2009 coup! .. Chomsky defends IMF, Imperialist Coup ! .. You Chomsky are a stupid joke .. You defend Mullahs, Do you use coke?! .. Chomsky defends Tyranny & the 2009 coup! .. Oh, Jewish Chomsky, Do you use coke?! .. You Chomsky defend Dictators, you smoke dope! .. You are a CIA, You are a Joke!.. You are a big idiot, You are a bad Joke .. Fuck you, stupid Chomsky, You are a stupid Monkey .. You say you are poor, but you have a lot of money .. You fuck and fool people, while you call them Honey .. You mislead people, you get a lot of money .. You brainwash kids, and earn good money .. Fuck you Chomsky, you betray people for money .. Oh, Jewish Chomsky You are a bad Monkey .. You love Chavez, you love AN (AN = AhmadiNejad = Shit ! ) .. You lick the ass of politiciANs .. You love shit, you eat shit man ! .. You love power, you are a rich man … Oh, man, you are a fucking politiciAN ! .. Fuck you Chomsky, Fuck you man !!

Persian Humor 28: Some witty Iranians say: “They have decided to give the Noble Prize for Economy to Qazanfar because His Economic plan is so amazing: Close down the Mullah Majles for 4 years, and make a good use of the Money that you are wasting on Mullahs & Majles. They have about 300 Islamist MPs (Member of Parliaments) and each Islamist MP gets 20m (= 20 Millions Toman) each month! But with 20m you can buy 4 milky cows. In fact, each month you can buy 1200 milky cows, and then after one year you have about 14500 milky cows that produce more than 1 million litter milk (even a bad cow produce about 10 to 20 litter milk per month; about 100 to 250 litter par year). So, after 4 years, you have about 60,000 milky cows that produce more that 1 billion litter milk, that is equal to Denmark’s Total Production or Denmark’s GDP ! … You can ask about cow’s foods and how we want to feed cows. The answer is clear: Each Mullah or Islamist MP eats more than 4 cows! So, when a country can feed Mullahs of Mullah Majles for 4 years, then it can certainly feed 60,000 milky cows in 4 years! … Iran even can feed 1 to 2 millions milky cows, because more than 500,000 Mullahs and Arab Islamists live in our Iran – that each of them are worse than 4 Cows! If these 500,000 Mullahs and Arab Islamists are replaced with real Cows or milky Cows, then Iran suddenly becomes a World Power! For two simple reasons: 1 Cows are much more useful & productive than Mullahs / Islamists 2 Islamists / Mullahs betray our Iran, but real Cows don’t betray !!”

Persian Humor 29: Some wise Iranians say: “As you know Arabs are piss-eaters, and Arabs drink Camel’s piss. Saudi Arabs drink piss, camel’s piss. Saudi Arabs eat piss & shits, many shits! It’s an important issue (and we should write several posts about this issue) One day, before recent years, when you searched in Persian, and googled for Saudis drink piss / Arabs drink Piss, then you found few results! But now in 2017 / 2018, If you search in Persian, and Google for Saudis drink piss / Arabs drink Piss, then you find Millions of search results & good pix & good facts !, despite The 99.9% Censorship law! It’s so important. But now, if you search in English, and Google for Saudis drink piss / Arabs drink Piss in English, then you still find few results (not millions of results!) So, the Large Army of the Good guys including Iranians and non-Iranians must change this situation, that means: When you Google for Saudis drink piss / Arabs drink Piss or Arab Shit-eaters / Arab Piss-eaters in English, then you must Find millions of search results, despite The 99.9% Censorship law … And now people must ask : Who try to hide the Facts & censor all Facts about Savage Arabs & Saudi Arabs who drink piss = Arab Piss-eaters ?! Think about it, because it’s so important. Who defend Savage Saudi Arabia & 9/11 Arab Terrorists & Arab Piss-eaters?! It’s obvious why Iranians say to Arab Islamists and their America & Trump: You are proof that Evolution can go in reverse !! And one day (it’s a Persian Joke) an Arab billionaire who suffers from the Arab disease (ie Eating Piss & Shit) goes to Iranian hospitals. At first, for testing his urinate, the Iranian nurse gives him a paper cup (and as Arab knows little English) says: Down, Down the stair! To Urinate! Urinate! … So, Arab goes and does it. Then the Iranian nurse says: Now, Up! Go Up! To Test your Urine! Test Urine! (Boro Bala ! ) .. But Arab suddenly drinks piss / urine ! , and says: I tested it. It tastes good !! Arab loves piss ! …”

Persian Humor 30: Some Iranians ask Qazanfar: Have you seen the picture of Rouhani & Soleimani and their Masonic Handshake (below pix) ? Can you see how their CIA’s Hajj Ghasem (Soleimani) = Arab Mason = Hajj Ghasem Freemason kissed Rouhani’s ass? Qazanfar: After Masonic handshakes between Rouhani & UK’s prime ministers, now we see Masonic handshakes between Rouhani & Soleimani ! Even Basijis say that their Masonic Handshake revealed many things; now even their own Basijis ridicule their own fucking Hajji Mason = Hajj Ghasem Freemason and Rouhani & their Masonic Handshake (below pix) But who is this fucking Soleimani or Hajj Ghasem? Is he that black-face Hajji who sings: Hajji Mason am Man ! Hajji Mason-am Man ! Sali N-Ruz-am Man! .. = I am Hajji Mason ! I am Hajji Freemason ! .. Iranians: Yah ! But this mother-fucker Soleimani is Arab Jew, not Iranian. Soleimani is a Jew Arab, an Anti-Iranian shit, an Arab Basiji of CIA. Qazanfar: But I think this Hajj Ghasem is exactly like that Mash Ghasem of Uncle Sam ! = Uncle Napolean (an old TV series in Iran) This Basiji Mason = Hajj Ghasem speaks a lot about his Jang-e Kazeroun ! = Kazeroun war in Iraq! , and his Fake & Masonic tales – for instance about Pushaki (diaper)- is so Aabaki ! (so ridiculous & childish) and just produce a lot of Shishaki (Boo) among Iranian people ! Iranians: Yah, now Iran’s people make jokes and say: When an Arab Jew Mason becomes Hajji, what do you call him?! A: Hajj Ghasem Soliemani ! When Arab Jew Mason becomes Mullah or Ayatollah, what do you call him?! A: Rouhani or Khamenei ! Uncle Sam’s mass media say this Uncle Sam’s Basiji Soleimani is enemy of his Uncle Sam! But his Uncle Sam, CIA al-Monitor and the CIA Iran Project love him & his Kazeroun War in Iraq so much! And now Iraq betrays Iran, and Iraq helps Trump & Uncle Sam .. Qazanfar: Hey guys, but it’s a Keyhan-style joke ! I don’t want to play a role at the fucking Keyhan jokes. It’s an insult to Qazanfar’s intelligence ! .. And Iranians say to Qazanfar: Eyval ! (Bravo) But you must fuck & ridicule Mullahs with their own style & language! Qazanfar thinks, and says: Yah, their Hajj Ghasem is Mason & Arab Jew of Iraq. The CIA’s Iran Project & Al-Monitor love him so much. His Masonic handshakes with Rouhani and his Treasons are very important things; now even stupid Animals / Basijis talk about it ! (Below pix) All of them are Masons or Arab Jews, and it’s so important. Just open your eyes! Just take a look at their Brotherhood ! = their Traitorous Turkmenchay’s Brotherhood = their Satanic & Masonic Brotherhood !

36148158_407602383056653_6829082521301417984_n.jpgacodex_53.jpg

Persian Joke 301: What do you call Trump on a toilet? A: American Democracy !! or American Relief ! … What do you call the Killer of America, someone who puts an End to the United States?! A: Donald Trump ! .. What do you call Rouhani on a toilet? A: the Islamic Regime ! or Jewish Islam of Arabs ! .. What do you call the End of Arab Islam and the Death of the West’s stooges = Masons = Mullahs, Monarchists, Marxists and all other Political Whores ?! A: Making Iran Great Again ! .. And What do you call the End of America, the Death of United States ?! A: Making the World Great Again !

Persian Joke 302: (It’s a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) Our Religious teachers say that a person who commits the horrifying act of facing another man in combat confronts one of two conditions: either he overcomes his opponent and kills him, or else he is killed ! If he kills the enemy, he has shed an innocent man’s blood, and in consequence he will sooner or later follow his victim ! And if the foe overcomes him, again he will follow the path to hell ! So, How should a wise man undertake an action having such potential ends? The Elite and (Rouhanis) say: live in shame, but live long !!

Persian Joke 303: (It’s a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) Some Definitions: The Real Intellectuals or The Man of Learning = A Person who can not even earn his own livelihood !! .. The Ignorant = the Boss or Fortune’s favorite! .. The Jew or Miser = The wealthy ! .. (The Coward = America & its allies! ) .. The Miserable = The Mullahs / Theologian ! .. The Foreman = Thief ! .. The General = The thief of the warehouse ! .. The Constable or Policeman = Someone who robs by night and asks the shopkeeper for his wages by day ! .. The Judge: He who is cursed by everyone ! .. The Mediator or (Masonic Thinker) = One with whom neither man nor God is pleased ! .. The Clergyman: One who preaches but does not practice ! .. The Fox = A Rouhani or a man of God who always accompanies the Kings and Big Brothers ! ( = Great Satan! )

Persian Joke 304: Trump’s mother says to Trump: Jews and Jesus love you! But everyone else thinks you’re an asshole ! .. Khamenei’s mother says to Khamenei: The Jewish Arab Islam loves you! But Iranians and everyone else thinks you’re a Pig or Spy = Ali bin Rockefeller! .. Netanyahu’s mother says to Netanahu: Moses and other Jewish Perverts / Prophets / Sodomites love you! But everyone else thinks you’re a sick pig ! .. And Rouhani’s mother says to Rouhani : UK, Jews, Masons and British Queen love you ! But Iranians and all wise people and all normal humans think you’re an Anti-Iranian Pig & Traitor & Spy !

Persian Joke 305: In about 700 years ago, the Great Persian Satirist, Zakani said: A super idiot lost a ring in his house. But he was searching for it in the street because it was too dark in the house !! … And it’s exactly like the story of Rouhani and Ayatollahs. They created many problems & disasters in our Iran, and they create the FATF Coup of 2018 and deliberately increase dollar price by + 300% ! They have lost their credibility and their Religion & their Future and their Everything in our Iran. But they are searching for the Reasons in the outside world and outside of their own Islamic Regime because it’s too shitty and too dark in their Islamic Regime of Mullahs = an Islamic puppet regime of CIA & MI6 !

Persian Joke 306: (It’s like a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) A man who is shameless and impudent ( like Rouhani or Ayatollah or Trump) will do whatever he pleases! But the decent man who is known for his Morality and his Moral shame will be left behind doors ! , and in waiting rooms he will be beaten by the shameless men! So, we conclude that you should definitely not pay any attention to Anything, even to your Religion ! In this shitty world if you want to become somebody, you should live like a Traitor & Cuckold and (a Qoromsaq like Rouhani = Khamenei !) For enjoying your life like (Trump = Rouhani), your should not heed the Morality or Humanity or any Human norms, so that you may fully enjoy Treasons, Savagery & Evil acts !!

Persian Joke 307: What is Islamic Honor (Ezzat Islami )? Basiji1 says: We Arab Islamists refer to Turkmenchay and Bi-Sharari (honor-less) as Islamic Honor ! Basiji 2: We Arab Islamists believe that FATF, Total Surrender & Treason is Islamic Honor ! Basiji 3: Our Imam Ali ibn Rockefeller (Khamenei) = Qoromsaq Rouhani is a symbol of Islamic Honor; his Islamic Turkmenchay is a symbol of Islamic Honor ! His Islamic Koon Dadan-e Qahramanane = his Islamic Sodomy = Giving his Islamic ass to his Great Satan is Islamic Honor ! … And its not a joke. Their Arab Islam is a Satanic joke. Their Islamic Ideology is a bad joke

Persian Joke 308: Characteristics of the Chosen Ones ! = The Ethics of the Elite is a famous book by the Great Persian Satirist Obeyd Zakani. This book was written in about 700 years ago, in which Zakani sarcastically says: Sow your seeds unlawfully ! So that your children will become Stupid Bastards like The Elite, Theologians, Sheikhs and Kings and Politicians ( or Jewish leaders ! ) = Chosen Ones !! … In fact, Zakani says: Sow your seeds unlawfully ! So that your children will become Trump or Saudi / Rouhani !

Persian Joke 309: (It’s an Ancient Persian joke of 1000 years ago) A Conqueror and new ruler just conquered (Qazanfar’s) town (this new Conqueror was like Rouhani or Ayatollah or other Mullahs = Ajnabi in Iran) One day, He declared :”Hey people, come here and help me with something. I am trying to think up an honorary title for myself. I want it to have the word God in it, just like other Islamist conquerors such as ‘From-God,’ ‘God’s Warrior,’ ‘God’s Soul,’ and ‘One-With-God.’ Do you have any suggestions for me? And (Qazanfar) said: “How about ‘God-Forbid ?!! .. The Best title for you (Arab Mullahs) is God-Forbid !!

Persian Joke 310: Qazanfar walks into his house with a Turkey under his arm ! He walks up to his wife with it and says, “This is the pig I’ve been having sex with ! ” His wife says: But that’s a turkey! Qazanfar replies: I wasn’t talking to you ! I was talking to Turkey !!

Persian Joke 311: Mullahs used to say : Islamic Donation (Sadaqe) remove threats ! But now after Rouhani’s FATF Coup and devaluation of Iran’s currency, The Mullahs issue new Fatwa = Fart-War, and say: From now on If your Islamic Donation (Sadaqe) is below X dollars / Tomans, then it will not remove any threats !! (Az een-pas Sadaqe zir-e X Toman high Bala-i ro Daf nemikone !! ) … And Iranian people say: Islamic regime and all Islamic things just create threats and disasters ! Islamic regime and Arab Islam don’t remove any threats ! They just create more and more threats & disasters! The Islamic Regime and their Arab Islam create more and more shitty things including threats & disasters = Nekbat & Zellat & Turkmenchay!

Persian Joke 312: The 1919 Deal was like Rouhani’s Turkmenchay = Islamic Turkmenchay of Khamenei -from Nuclear Turkmenchay to FATF & Caspian Sea Turkmenchay. It led to an explosion of nationalist passions in Iran. At that time, Iranian Satirists -including Arefe Qazvini (1870s -1933) and Mirzadeh Eshghi (1893 – 1924) who are among Great Men of Iranian Constitutional Revolution of 1905 – said in their Satirical Persian Poets : Hey Vosoqudolleh = Rouhani / Khamenei & Zarif , our Iran is not your fucking father’s property (Iran-e ma melk-e Babayt babud ! = Iran-e ma melke oon Pather-e Arab-e Dayooset nabud ! ) , and is not the price of your childhood’s sodomy = when you sodomites Arab Mullahs gave your ass to others in your childhood ! (Ojratol-mesl Zaman-e Bachegihayat nabud !! ) and is not the wages of your whore daughter who sleeps with many people in one day !! ( Mozde Kar-e Dokhtar-e Har ruz Yek-jayat Nabud !! ) … And it’s exactly what Iranians say to Larijani & Rouhani & Zarfi & Khamenei in 2018 ! Now Larijani, Rouhani, Zarfi = Khamenei is Vosoqudolleh !

Persian Joke 313: Basijis say: We Basijis who live under the Mullah regime think that if we died and went straight to hell it would take us at least a decade (10 years) to realize that we don’t live in the Islamic regime anymore !!

Persian Joke 314: The witty Iranians say: “After the UK’s 1921 Coup, the British Spy and UK’s Mullah Vahid Dastgerdi = Arab Mason/ Mullah wrote a poem in praise of the UK’s Coup leader = Reza Pahlavi = Reza Pofyooz (Reza Shah), and attacked Iranian freedom-fighters like Eshghi and others. Eshqi wrote a long and devastating reply in a long Satirical Persian Poem, and said: Oh Vahid-e Dastgerdi, the fucking Mullah & filthy-mouthed sheikh, Who call your Crap & the filth of your mouth poetry ?! .. Hey Shit-eater Sheikh, you the Mullahs are full of shit and crap ! .. You the Mullahs think the Shit in your mouth is poetry ?!! ..Your turban is like a white shit or black shit on your head ! .. Look in the mirror if you doubt my word ! .. Every word of yours is like a fart in the air !! .. Your tongue in your Islamist mouth is like Shit in a British Toilet ! .. Now you the Mullahs openly defend The UK and British puppets like Pahlavi ?!! .. Fuck your Arab Religion ! ( = Fuck British Islam ! ) …. It’s so funny, and important. And it says a lot about British Puppets from Pahlavi to Mullahs. Now many Iranians say: In the near future, all Masons and British Puppets – from Mullahs & Pahlavi to Media Whores & Ayatollah BBC’s whores – will pay the price of all their Treasons & their Great Crimes against our Iran & Humanity”.

Persian Joke 315: Some Philosophical questions that Qazanfar asks The Iranian philosophers are : Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked? ! .. Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons? ! .. If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?! .. Why does the God give brain to Mullahs and Basijis = Arab Islamists, when they don’t use their brain, and their brain is totally useless?! (Mazq-e-shoon Akband mimoone)

Persian Joke 316: If you ask What is Racism? America says: Racism is when Iranians criticize America, because America insulting all Iranians, America imposing Sanctions on all Iranians, America is hurting all Iranians, and America is punishing all Iranians! American Racism is Not Racism! But If Iranians criticize our America & our American Racism, then their Criticism is Racism ! Telling the Truth is Racism in America ! But Racism = the unfair treatment of all people who belong to a different race or a different country is not Racism in America! .. Netanyahu says: Racism = Jewish belief that Jews are better than others is not Racism! The Jewish Racism = Jewish belief that all non-Jews should be slaves of Jews is not Racism !! The Jewish Racism is a Kosher thing !, a Kosher Racism ! But If Iranians criticize Jewish Racism, then their Criticism is Racism !! .. Arabs say: Our Zionist Brother Netanyahu is right! Our Arab Islam is a Zionist Religion, and Jewish Racism is Arab Racism = Semitic Racism, that is not Racism ! .. UK says: Racism is Jewish ! Racism is so Jewish ! But the UK defends Jewish Racism! The UK loves Jewish Racism! Our Masonic Racism is Jewish ! Our British Queen is Jewish! Our British Queen is a Sayyid = Cohen ! The British Racism is so Kosher !, and Kosher Racism is not Racism !!

Persian Joke 317: The wise witty Iranians and others say: If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation !! … If you are repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, then you should start calling them Traditions !! … If you still see the West or America as a good guy or a good force, then you should go to see a good doctor, because you suffer from Mongolism or Mad Cow Disease = Trump Disease !!

Persian Joke 318: Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go ! .. Trump and Rouhani and all Anti-Iran Barbarians belong to the group 2 = those people who cause happiness whenever they go to hell !

Persian Joke 319: Rouhani’s Arab Jew mother says to him: My Jew son Rouhani just look what happened to those who used their brain or their heart. Mr X used his brain, and his works were intellectual works, but they kicked his head and killed him. Mr. Y used his heart and his emotions, and his works were emotional words, but they kicked his heart and killed him. Thank Jewish God that you Hassan Rouhani have no brain and no heart! But my son, you Rouhani should be cautious about your ass and your asshole, because your works are so shitty !! (Tho ke Mazq Nadari .. Karaat kheili Tokhmie! / Gohie ! .. Mozabe Tokhmat Bash !! )

Persian Joke 320: They ask Qazanfar: What’s the difference between Mullah (or Trump) and a mosquito? Qazanfar: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it ! … And Qazanfar ask them: Do you know the Arab Mullah’s wife or Trump’s wife ( = whore) goes where each morning ?! They : No! Such a whore goes where each morning?! Qazanfar: She goes to her own house !

Persian Humor 31: Iranians say to pigs like Rouhani and Trump: Are you stupid? Are you an idiot or traitor? Out of your mind? Are you retarded? But pigs like Trump and Rouhani just say: Yah, we are stupid, what is wrong?! Yah we are idiots & traitors, what’s you problem with that?! Yah we are retarded, it’s a nice thing ! All people should be stupid idiots and Traitors !

Persian Humor 32: It’s part of an Iranian-made Love Song for Trump & Obama : Arab-Lover / “Mullah-lover” is your name .. Visa System is your game .. Your Embassy has no shame .. Fuck you Monkey = Yankee ! , Fuck your Game ! .. You hate people, you love fart ! … Sit on their face and then fart !.. It’s your motto, It’s your art !.. It’s what you say, you just Fart ! .. Fuck you Farter = Trump, Fuck your Arts ! … You are Rapist, It’s a shame … You are Faggot, such a shame! . You and Mullahs are the same .. Arab Mullahs love your game … You the Faggot = Trump, have no shame ! … You love Arabs, who just Kill … You and Arabs, make a deal … You and Mullahs want a Deal .. You the faggot = Trump, it’s your will ! … Fuck you Monkey = Trump, Fuck your Will ! …

Persian Humor 33: Some witty Iranians say: “In these days, Iranians compare Traitors & Satanists, and say: Ajab Shebahati ! = What a similarity ! For instance, Iranians compare MKO’s Bitch (Rajavi) and Gollum / Smeagol (of Lord of the Ring), and say: Ajab Shebahati ! = What a similarity ! (below pix) Iranians compare CIA’s Whores (al-Pahlavi, al-Rajavi) and MI6’s Whores (al-Rouhani, al-Larijani etc), and say: Ajab Shebahati ! = What a similarity ! Now Iranians and even non-Iranians talk about the Jewish Gollum or the Arab Gollum, but most of their pix / points are censored or boycotted ! (the links to Jewish Gollum pix or Arab Islamist Gollum pix are now dead links! ) Now we all can see Who is the Lord of Whom ! For instance, Donald Trump = Lord of The Pigs ! Trump is also the Lord of The Arab Terrorists. Trump = Lord of the Arab Cows = Islamists! .. Pimpeo = Load of The Pimps ! .. Saudi King = Lord of The Piss-eaters ! .. The UK Queen = the Lord of The Shits ! .. Netanyahu = Lord of the Shit-eaters ! .. America = Lord of the Shit-lovers! .. Britain = the Lord of the Barbarians .. Jew Religious leaders =Jewish Leaders = Lord of The Shit-worshipers! .. Rouhani = The Load of Treasons. In fact, Rouhani = The Load of Turkmenchay .. Khamenei = Lord of The Sodomites ! (= Heroic Ass-givers !) .. Mullahs = The Lord of the Anti-Iran Arab Jews .. And all Anti-Iran Traitors & Pigs like al-Pahlavi, Monarchists, Islamists, MEK/ MKO & other Arab Jews of CIA are Arbab-e Kos-Khola ! = The Lord of The Retards!”

36752186_997457450431453_3177871964739993600_n.jpg34557085_187471975287341_7022356891435008000_n.jpg

Persian Joke 321: Abadani guys use terms like Volak or Ka / Kaa (Brother / Folks) a lot. When an Abadani guy wants to introduce his brother to his friends, he says: Ka Becheha , Becheha Ka ! .. Becheha means Kids, friends. So, Ka Becheha means: (my) Brother, they are friends; And Becheha Ka means: Friends, he is (my) brother ! … One day, the Japanese guys say they have invented a Robot that can tell your nationality by asking your name! The Japanese try to test this Robot in Iran. They ask a Tehrani guy: what is your name? He says: Sohrab. Robot says: He is Iranian. They ask an Isfahani guy: what is your name? He says: Javadi. Robot says: He is Iranian. They ask an Abadani guy: what is your name? He says: Ka Ki Mo ? (Brother, who? me?) Robot says: He is a Japanese man !

Persian Joke 322: In these years, we all can understand that the ancient Iranians were really wise people who said wise & true things like: If you sodomize a boy / girl a lot, then S/He becomes a Sheikh, Mufti / Mullah or a Celebrity ! And if you sodomize a boy / girl more than this, then S/He becomes a Grand Mufti ( = The Pope ! ) or a Supreme Leader ! .. And finally if you sodomize a boy from morning to nigh (all days), then (He becomes Trump or Arab Jews like Rouhani, Netanyahu or Saudi King ! ) !

Persian Joke 323: (It’s a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) Some facts and definitions: The Doctor = A Person who wishes everyone sick ! .. (Ayatollah, British Politician, Mason or Trump) = A Person who wishes everyone stupid & brainless ! .. Heaven = Seeing & sleeping a beautiful girl ! .. The Bachelor: A Person who enjoys the world ! .. The Unlucky: A young man with an old wife ! .. The Cuckold: A Clergyman, or an old man with a young beautiful wife ! .. The Charitable: A man who makes love to an old lady ! .. The Forger: The goldsmith ! .. The Physician: The executioner ! .. The Liar: The Sheikh! ( = The Pope!).. The Unfortunate: The fortuneteller ! .. The Imam = The seller of prayers ! .. Islamic Wisdom (Basirat) = The cause of every trouble !!

Persian Joke 324: (It’s like a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) They asked Ayatollah, “What is real Religion?” Ayatollah replied, “I am a follower of Arab Islam = Jewish Religion. Why should I know about real Religion ?!! … One day, Iranians ask an Arab good guy: Why do Saudi Arabs & other Arab Islamic Barbarians don’t care about God or Morality and Humanity?” The Good Arab said: “These days Arab people are so oppressed by tyranny and terror that they can think neither of God nor of Morality or Humanity or anything else !

Persian Joke 325: What’s the difference between Trump / America and a vampire? A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty ! …And Do you know why most Americans don’t care about other humans / other nations and even God or Morality and Humanity?! It’s so obvious, because they are followers of the Satanic Christianity of America! They know nothing about real God, real Religion, or real Morality or Humanity! Most Americans are so fucked up by media, Cults, Fashion, Sex industry and other Brainwashing tools in America that they can think neither of God or Goodness nor of Morality or Humanity or anything else ! Their fucking America is a cesspit of stupid fuckers, and that’s why someone like Trump becomes their fucking US President! Today, America is Evil joke!

Persian Joke 326: Some wise Iranians say: “In these days, all Humans can see how the fucking Iraq and Savage Arabs of Iraq betray Everything and show that Arabs are so so ungrateful; Inhumanity, Betrayal and Barbarity is part of Iraq’s DNA and Arab DNA. Now the Arab Barbarians of Iraq = Satanic Babylon again show and prove that Arab Islamists deserved ISIS / DAESH; Savage Arabs & Iraq deserved ISIS / DAESH, and our Iran had to refuse to help the ungrateful Arabs. Now Arab pigs and Arab Islamists of Iraq and other Arab shit-holes show and prove that If you help Arabs (ungrateful Arabs = pan-Arabs = Arab piss-eaters = Arab Islamists = Arab Barbarians) you actually betray Humanity and all Humans and all Human principles. If you help these Arabs, or if you help these Jews = the most ungrateful jerks, you actually help Satan & Evil forces who are Anti-Good & Anti-Humanity & Anti-Human values. In fact you should say: Tarahom bar Arab-o Jew-e Tazi .. Setam-Kari bovad beh sabk-e Nazi ! = Any Human sympathy for Tazi (Tazi = Savage Arabs + Savage Jews) .. is Equal to Betraying & Hurting all Humans in a Nazi way!”

Persian Joke 327: Some wise Iranians say: “The Satanic Babylon = Iraq = the Satanic Land of Satanic Semites has always been the Land of Betrayal and Inhumanity and Ungrateful pigs. As you know, the Savage Iraq and Arab Barbarians of Iraq and their pan-Arab Sodomite Saddam invaded Iran in 1980. During 8 years, Arab Barbarians of Iraq & Satanic Arabia = all Arab Barbarians showed the true face of the Satanic Islam of Arabs = the Anti-Iranian Islam of Arab Barbarians & Savage Semites = Jewish Islam of Arab Pigs. But the depth of Tragedy & Comedy is that all Mullah leaders and Basijis leaders were and are Arabs of Iraq ! From 1980 to 1988, two groups of Iraqi pigs = The Arab Zina-zadeh= Arab Barbarians of Iraq were fighting against each other, but in the name of Iraq-Iran war !!, and at the price of our Iran! Now the Arab Barbarians & Iraqi Arabs of Basiji & IRGC trying to find the fucking dead body of Arab pigs = Anti-Iran Barbarians, call them Martyrs ! or Arab Martyrs = Arab Killers who killed Iranians! They say both groups of their fucking Arab war, ie Basijis and Arab pigs of Iraq who killed Basijis are Martyrs ! In fact, both the victims and those who killed the victims are martyrs !! = their fucking martyrs of their fucking Arab Islam! They actually say : not only the victims of ISIS / DEASH are martyrs, but the members of ISIS and DAESH = Killers are martyrs !! And this is Not a joke. Their Islam is a joke. When Basijis shed crocodile tears for their so-called martyrs, Iranians just laugh and say: Hey Arab faggots of Iraq & Satanic Arabia = Basijis, you shed crocodile tears for whom?! You Islamists shed crocodile tears for both Shemr & Hussein ?!! for both Yazid & Hussein ?!! For both Arab Killers & Victims of Arab Killers?!! Fuck your Arab Islam ! Fuck Iraq & Fuck Iraqi Arab pigs who have polluted our Iran. Fuck Iraq & Fuck Iraqi Arab pigs who betray Good guys and kill Good guys – from Iranians to Hussein, their own Imam Hussein! This is Arabia’s DNA or Iraq’s DNA = Betrayal & Treason & Inhumanity & Ungratefulness

Persian Joke 328: Some wise Iranians say: “As you all know, our Iran saved Iraq from ISIS / DAESH. Our Iranian money and Our Iranian military saved Iraq from Arab Barbarians of ISIS / Saudi DAESH etc. Our Iran defeated ISIS / DAESH. Our Iran defeated Arab Barbarians of ISIS / DAESH. Our Iran helped Iraq’s ungrateful Arabs to get rid of ISIS / Saudi DAESH & all Arab Terrorists of CIA & USA. But now the ungrateful pigs of Iraq including al-Abadi = al-Iraqi Barbarian say that their fucking Iraq = Arab shithole of Iraq will help Trump and Trump’s Sanctions & Sadism against Iran !! And it’s not a joke! This is Arab DNA! We Iranians have already & repeatedly said that Savage Arabs = Arab Islamists & Iraq are so so ungrateful = Ahl-e Koofeh. But now even Stupid animals can see that we Iranians were right. Now it’s quite clear that Even If an Arab Islamist is dying from hunger, you should not help Arab; because even if you put a lot of Honey on your hand, and then put your hand & honey in the Arab mouth, do you know what the Arab will do ?! (It’s an ancient Persian proverb) The Arab will eat honey, and at the end the Arab will bite your hand ! ! Even a Dog is more grateful ! If even you help a Dog or Animal, feed them or save them, then this animal or Dog will be grateful or so grateful. But Arab Jew is so so ungrateful. And it’s not a joke. It’s the reality of Arab Jews. If you have doubt, Just look How the ungrateful Arabs and Jews do and say many Anti-Iran Things in recent years! Even the good Arabs & Jews are aware of this issue, and talk about it. Just search the internet. Good Jews or good Arabs are normal humans who hate Arab Barbarians & all ungrateful Semites / Sodomites”

Persian Joke 329: Some wise Iranians say: “Never tell an Arab or Jew ( = Semite) : Let me give you a hand with this or that problem! Never help Semites, specially with your hand ! Never stretch out your hand to help Arabs / Jews! But do you know why ?! Because Semites bite your hand ! ( that means : Jews bite your hand ! Arabs bite your hand ! ) Jews and Arabs bite any hands that has helped them! If you have doubt, just take a look at Iraq ! (Iran has helped Iraq a lot) or at Israel & Jews (our Persia has helped Jews a lot) Arabs and Jews are always willing to lend a hand, and then biting the hand that has helped them !! Apparently, it’s part of their DNA = their Religion = their Culture, that’s why they are called Ahl-e Koofeh = Ahl-e Khianat / Bakhieh ! = so so Ungrateful pigs! = Children of Satan / Ahriman ! = Zina-Zadeh / Haram-zadeh”

Persian Joke 330: (It’s a new version of an Ancient Persian joke) A man walks into a pet shop to buy a parrot. Man says: I want this parrot .. Shop owner: “this parrot costs 500 dollars”. Man: Why does the parrot cost so much?! The owner: “Well the parrot knows how to speak English ! The man then asks about another parrot. The Owner says: this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use Computer ! Man asks about another parrot. The Owner says: This costs 2,000 dollars. Man: 2000 dollar ?! Why ? What can it do?! The Owner. To be honest I don’t know! I have never seen it do anything; but the other two parrots call him The Professor (Ostad) or The Boss !!

Persian Joke 331: Iranians say to Rouhani & Mullahs / Basijis: If laughter is the best medicine, you and your Face (Nekbat) must be the Best Disease ! … And One day, Rouhani asks Qazanfar :If I were a medieval slave, how much would I cost? Qazanfar : But you Rouhani are a medieval slave now! .. Rouhani: please answer .. how much would I cost? Qazanfar: 500 dollars! Rouhani: What? Just the clothes I’m wearing now are worth 500 dollars! Qazanfar: Yes, exactly, I factored the clothes into my price !

Persian Joke 332: After 1979, Qazafar went to LA, California ! One day, he is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. An American woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, If you were any sort of a worthy or sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself !

Persian Joke 333: Hamid, friend of Gazanfar suddenly died. So, Gazanfar didn’t know how he should inform Hamid’s wife about his death. But finally, he went and said to Hamid’s wife: Hamaid has married again ! Hamaid has married a young girl ! Hamid’s wife said: Oh God, I wish Hamid die. Oh Hamid, I wish they bring your dead body for me ! … And then Gazanfar suddenly says: Oh, God! Lady you are a saint ! God love you so much! because God has asked us to bring Hamid’s dead body for his wife !!

Persian Joke 334: Who hates questions about his stupid bastard brother?! A: Rouhani’s Brother ! … If Rouhani or Donald Trump had a sense of humor, he would die laughing after looking in the mirror ! … They ask Khamenei / Rouhani’s son: What is your job? He says: I work for my father. They say: What is your father’s job = Khamenei / Rouhani’s job?! He says: Sitting and shitting ! , shitting on the country ! .. and sometimes giving his dirty Islamic ass to his Great Satan ! = his Koon Dadan-e Qahramanane !

Persian Joke 335: Iranians say to Trump’s fans and Basijis: Is it cute when you talk about things you don’t understand ?! Sorry I didn’t get that – I don’t speak idiot ! .. It’s better to let someone think you’re stupid than open your mouth and prove it !! … And as you know Trump’s fans = Islamists / Basijis just try to repeat what Iranians and other Wise or Good guys say! (QerQereh Mikonan ! ) Their only Art is Copying and Repeating (QerQereh kardan), without any Thinking and using their Fossil Brain ! In fact, They and their Brain are like a Fossil that is unable to think, to accept new ideas or to create or analyze anything, but Shit !

Persian Joke 336: Why do Arab cows love Trump?! A: same reason Sheep and Christian Sheeple love a Shepherd ! … What do you call a building full of Trump’s fans? A: Jail ! , or Madhouse = Asylum ! , or Nazi Germany’s Hitler Hotel ! … What do you call a country that someone like Donald Trump is its President?! A: Saudi Arabia or a Shithole Country, or Nazi Germany !

Persian Joke 337: (It’s like a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) One day Rouhani went to a doctor and said, “My beard aches.” Doctor: What?! What have you eaten? Rouhani: Bread and ice (and a lot of shits!) Doctor: Go and die ! Neither your food resembles that of a human being nor your sickness !! … And one day Rouhani went to a mental doctor, said: My Turkmechay failed ! Now We Mullahs should eat both Piaz (Onions) and Choob (Sticks) We didn’t listen to all Iranian advices, and Now We should have both Tahrim (Sanctions) and Turkmenchay .. Doctor says: Both Tahrim and Turkmenchay ?! Are you Crazy?! Are you Psychopath? Why don’t you idiots withdraw from Nuclear Deal = Turkmenchay ?! Rouhani: We Mullahs are stupid Psychopaths of CIA; we Mullahs are slaves of the CIA .. Doctor: So, what are you doing here?! And Why didn’t you listen to what Iranians said before your nuclear deal, and even after that?! Rouhani: oh, doctor, lets forget the past .. our Arab Islam is enough for us .. But what should I do now, with these Islamic diseases = Fatal diseases. Rouhani needs help .. Doctor says: Go and die Rouhani ! Neither your Deal resembles that of a human being nor your excuses & your Islam = Arab Religion!

Persian Joke 338: (It’s a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) Some Definitions: Judge = someone who is cursed by everyone .. Sheikh / Mullah = someone who never tells the truth ! .. The Lady = someone who has many lovers! .. The Housewife = someone who has a few lovers! .. The Virgin = A name denoting nothing !! … And some of the Zakani’s Satirical advices for young people : Consider being a bachelor and not married as the foundation of Happy Life ! .. Don’t fall into the traps of women, especially widows ! Do not marry daughters of Clergymen/ Sheikhs and other Elites ! If such a union does take place against your will, have anal intercourse with your bride lest her evil origin show itself and your children become a stupid bastard like (Trump or Rouhani !) ! Don’t marry the daughter of a Preacher / Clergyman, let her to marry a donkey, and to give birth to an ass !! …

Persian Joke 339: In about 700 years ago, the Great Persian Satirist Zakani said many funny, sarcastic & satirical things in his famous book The Ethics of the Elite ! For instance, He sarcastically tells the Elite: Love the Clergymen / Mullahs, because the Clergymen are liars and charlatans; lick their ass ! .. As much as possible refrain from speaking the truth! .. Engage in ribaldry, cuckoldry, gossip, ingratitude, false testimony, selling heaven for the world, and playing the tambourine, so that you may become somebody, may enjoy your life ! .. As long as you live, live happily without a thought for other people ! .. Have intercourse with women on their death bed as much as possible and consider this a great opportunity to become a rich man !! .. Do not be ashamed of cuckoldry, if you want to become a great Mullah or Politician = Elite !!

Persian Joke 340: About The kids of the 21st century ! Kid 1: “Hey, I bet you’re still a virgin.” Kid 2: “Yeah, I was a virgin until last night .” Kid 1: “As if.” Kid 2: “Yeah, just ask your sister.” Kid 1: “I don’t have a sister.” Kid 2: You will in about nine months ! …

Persian Humor 34: It’s a very beautiful poem of Iraj Mirza (1873 –
1925), A Persian Intellect of the Iranian Constitutional Revolution of 1905 : The Mullahs and their Islamic promises are nothing but Bullshit & Big Lies (Har Vade ke dadand be ma Baad-e Hava bood ! ) The Mullahs and their Islamic gestures are nothing but Charlatanism & Hypocrisy (Har Nokteh ke Goftand Qalat bood va Ria bood ! ) … The Mullahs are the West’s stooges = the Wolves in the Sheep Clothing (Choopani een Galeh beh Gorgan besepordand ! ) But this Satanic Jewish Tradition / Masonic Tradition is a Tradition of Whom & Where ?! (een Shiveh va een Qa-ede-ha Rasm-e Koja bood ?!! ) .. The Mullahs said they are Anti-Britain (Anti-American) & blah blah blah ! (Goftand Cheninim va Chonanim, Dariqa ! ) But what the Mullahs said were just Big lies to fool and deceive people & sheeple ! (een-ha Hame Lala-ii Khabandan-e maa bood !! ) You Wish the people didn’t Trust The Cats = Thieves / Traitors / Bad Guys = Mullahs etc (Eykaash Dar-e Dizi maa Baz nemimand !! ) And We wish The Cats = the West’s leaders & intellects were Not such Shameless Bastards !! (Eykaash ke dar Gorbeh kami Sharm-o-Haya Bood !!! ) … Such a beautiful poem! You must know Persian, and read it in Persian. It’s a great & beautiful poem; you think the Poet (Irai) is still alive, and talks about Today & Rouhanis!

Persian Humor 35: Some wise Iranians say: “The stupid bastards pretend that the US or the West is the land of the free !, but the wise people say: Yah, the US is the land of the free pigs like Trump, who freely Fuck Freedom & Democracy! The West or the UK is the land of the free Barbarians or the land of the Free Fascists, who freely Fuck Freedoms & Human Rights & all human norms! They censor all news & all facts, but say it’s Freedom ! In fact, Censorship is Freedom of Fascists !! , as Rape or Pedophilia is Freedom of Free Faggots & Rapists ! Now the West and Trump show that Stupidity is as necessary as intelligence, and as difficult to attain !! Orwell said Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows! But the West’s Freedom is Orwellian. In the UK and English mass media, they censor everything and tell Big lies, because British Freedom = Orwellian Freedom = the freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 1000, or 2 + 2 = 80,000,000 !! 2 Anti-Iran Traitors (Khamenei & Zarif) + 2 Anti-Iranian Traitors (Rouhani & Larijani) = 80,000,000 millions of Iranians !!! And it’s the British Logic ! It’s the American values ! If you have doubts, just ask Trump or British Queen !!”.

Persian Humor 36: Some wise Iranians say: “The soup is too salty, and their Islamic Treasons are so clear and undeniable. So, now even their own stupid animals / Basijis confess to many Facts, including: Rouhani is a Spy of the West’s spying agencies, You can be sure about it !! (below pix) And it’s what their own Basijis say today! The soup is too salty, and that’s why they themselves confess to such facts, and say: There is no doubt that Rouhani is a Spy & Stooge of the West ! (below pix) It’s what their own Basijis say in recent days ! In fact, Basijis confess that Khamenei is a British Agent ! It’s the logic of 2 + 2 = 4 ! Now Khamenei defends Rouhani & FATF & all Treasons & Turkmenchay. So, If Rouhani is a Spy of the West, then Khamenei is a British Agent, too. If Rouhani is a Spy of the West’s spying agencies, then Khamenei is CIA Iran Project ! It’s the logic of 2 + 2 = 4 ! No one can deny The Rockefeller’s Iran Project ! Even their own fucking Mullah TV (IRIB) confessed to the CIA Iran project ! But the main question is: Who are the agents of the CIA Iran Projects in Iran ?! And their own fucking Mullah Media & Mullah TV (IRIB) confessed that the answer is Clear: Zarif, Khamenei, Rouhani, Iraqchi, Salehi, Larijani and other Arab Jews of Iraq = Islamic Regime’s leaders ! It’s so important. The Islamic Regime of Mullahs is The CIA Iran Project. Now even if you check the CIA Iran Project’s official websites, including Al-Monitor and TheIranProject.c-o-m, you can easily see that these American CIA media are exactly like Basiji media ! , and they can easily show you why The Islamic Regime of Mullahs is The CIA Iran Project. Now instead of checking Basiji websites or Mullah websites, you should check the CIA Iran Project websites, if you want to know more about Basijis, Mullahs and their Islamic plans! And it’s not a joke! It’s what all informed people do ! Now Iranians repeat the famous Poem of Mirzadeh Eshghi : Rahbar-e Melate Iran Agar een Bi-Pedar Ast ! , Bar Chenin Rahbar-o Ruh-e Pedarash Bayad Rid !! , that actually means : If the so-called Leaders of Iran are such British Spies & Stooges like Khamenei = Rouhani , then we and you all must Shit on Such Leaders & their Father & Mother = UK & Masons & British Queen ! Now people ask Khamenei: What is your Islamic Resistance ?! Khamenei says: FATF = To give in to America, but in a heroic way !!”.

25009027_784225425097658_6845834869440774144_n.jpgCNISkwXUwAEeGI4.jpg

Persian Joke 341: In his youth, Rouhani was becoming a British Spy, so he attending English Class for learning English language. His Teacher asked him: What’s the word for ‘baby cow’ in English language? Rouhani didn’t know the English word, so he replied: I know England well, because I am a British Agent ! In England, we don’t call a baby cow anything. In England, we just wait until it grows up, and then we call it a cow ! … And now They ask Rouhani: What’s the word for your Turkmenchay = Rouhani’s Great Treason in English language?! Rouhani: We British Agents are traitors, and what we Mullahs do is Treason. But Great Treason .. let me see .. In England, we don’t call a Great Treason = Turkmenchay anything. In England, we just wait for some years, until it grows up, and then we call it a Regime Change! or The End = The Death of Islamic Regime !!

Persian Joke 342: Rooster Cocks, Dogs and Monkeys/ Donkeys wanted to leave the Islamic regime. We ask them why ?! Cocks said: they play a lot with clocks, prices, and other things! So, we don’t know when we should sing or do our jobs and when we shouldn’t .. Dogs said: We don’t know we should bark & bite, or Basij should bark & bite, or IRGC should bark & bite, or police should bark & bite, or Rouhanis should bark & bite .. Donkeys / Monkeys said: We don’t know we are monkeys / donkeys, Basijis are monkeys/ donkeys, Mullahs are Monkeys / donkeys, CIA’s Monarchists are Monkeys, or the CIA’s Islamic Regime supporters are monkeys / donkeys! All monkeys & donkeys have lost their identity in this CIA’s Islamic regime of Mullahs !!

Persian Joke 343: They ask Qazanfar: What do you call an American dinosaur? Qazanfar: A TrumpoSoreAss !! .. And What do you call a British dinosaur? Qazanfar: A British-Barbarian-oos ! , or A Tyranny-Toopes ! ( = Tyranny is Good ! = Monarchy is Good !) or A QueenoSoreAss ! .. What do you call an Arab dinosaur? Qazanfar: A Piss-Eater-oos !! .. What do you call a Jew dinosaur? Qazanfar: A Shit-Eater-oos or A Kosher Monster ! = KossherMonster-oos! .. What do you call a Pahlavi = Monarchist dinosaur ?! Qazanfar: A Shit-Lover-oos ! .. What do you call a Rouhani = Mullah dinosaur ?! Qazanfar: An Arab-Jew-oos ! = A Traitor-oos! .. What do you call a Trump’s fan = Christian dinosaur ?! Qazanfar: A New-Jew-oos = New-Jesus ! , or a Kos-Khol-oos ! = Retard-oos ! .. And What do you call a Khamenei or a Basiji = Islamist dinosaur = a Lover of Islamic Tyranny & Turkmenchay ?! Qazanfar: A CIA-Puppet-oos ! , or A Koondeh-oos !! = An Ass-giver-oos !!

Persian Joke 344: A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to Food problem in the rest of the world?” In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant. In the UK and Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant. In Jew & Arab societies they didn’t know what “opinion” meant. In the Christian countries and Jewish Arab Islamist regimes they didn’t know what “solution” meant. In the southern United States they didn’t know what “please” meant. And in the whole USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant !! .. Only In Iran and Great Persia and many parts of India (and some part of China) they knew both the problems and solutions since the ancient time, but their regimes and their politicians were puppets of the West (= Masons) and they just repeated what the West dictated !

Persian Joke 345: (It’s like a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) Turk Islamists and Arab Islamists love deceit, greed, lust, sycophancy, perversion, scorn of the old Iranian values & virtues ( = Human values), extremes of wealth and poverty, violence and Bloodshed and Barbarity ! But do you know all Islamists including Arab Islamists hate which kind of things ?! Islamists hate The Truth & Humanity & Human Morality & Justice & Free Will and Free men ! … Don’t believe the sermons of their Muftis / Mullahs (clerics), lest you go astray and end up in hell !!

Persian Joke 346: (A Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) Iranians asked Talkhak about the meaning of cuckoldry! Talhak said: this question should be asked of Sheikh / Mullah !! … Since thousands of years ago – before Arab Islam and after that- Iranians have had comic figures like Talkhak = Dalqak = the court jester = an Iranian-made comic figure since the ancient time. Talkhak or Dalqak was actually a standup comedian / joker who told jokes and funny things in front of the people and the Elite. Talkhak or Dalqak = court jester is the main figure of Siah Bazi and the ancient Persian comic traditions. In fact, Siah or Siah Baz is nothing but Talkhak or Dalqak = Court jester .. (Zakani wrote about Talkhak, and many Talkhak’s jokes. For instance) one day Talkhak’s wife called her husband Ugly Pimp! The husband = Talkhak said, “Oh, Thank God that none of it is my fault ! The former comes from God and the latter from you!

Persian Joke 347: After the Nuclear Turkmenchay Farce, Rouhani is speaking to Basijis / Islamists, and saying: We Mullahs / Islamists don’t act like a coward! We Islamists accept the West’s dictates and what the West dictates to us, but we are the Boss and we say the last word ! The West gives orders to us, and the West tells us what to do, and the West dictates what we can have, but we Islamists say the last word, and the last word is: OK, We Islamists will do want the West wants ! ( = Chashm ) !

Persian Joke 348: After their Islamic Turkmenchay, Qazanfar was looking at a bunch of Basijis / Islamists. They ask him: What are you doing ? Qazanfar: I was wondering that God has created you, or God was shitting instead of creating ! But one of the Basiijs said: Now (even we Basijis hate Basijis & our Arab Islam myths !) We Basijis wondering that our Basiji father was shitting on our Basiji mother’s va-gina instead of watering our Basiji mother at our creation night !

Persian Joke 349: Anvari Abivardi, a 12th century great poet of Iran wrote in about 800 years ago: Anvari will not tell Dirty Jokes about the Elite , Since he still hopes for a donation from the Elite ! .. He does mention Donkey’s Dick / Penis, But does not yet mention its location !! (He still hopes for a donation from the Elite !) .. And also Anvari wrote in about 800 years ago: Whatever ill descends from the heavens, Even if intended for someone else, Before reaching the earth it asks Where’s Anvari’s Home / residence !! (Khane Anvari Koja bashad !! )

Persian Joke 350: The Persian Satirist Anvari said in about 800 years ago: They make the weather, and then they stand in the rain and say ‘Shit, it’s raining!’ ! … Anvari, a 12th century great Humorist Poet of Persia wrote in about 800 years ago : This stupid bastard ( = Aqa-zadeh = son of a Ruler) has vowed To fuck anyone that I fuck ! .. But How can he fuck his own mother and sister ? !! .. But if he does it nevertheless, How can he possibly fuck himself ?!! Perhaps he’ll teach us a new lesson !!

Persian Joke 351: (Persian jokes made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) An Arab Mullah is asked by a man if he wants to sell his Mullah Turban and cloak. An Iranian bystander says: If a Hunter sells his net, how is he going to hunt ?!! …. And Two donkeys had sex in a village! A pretty woman was the owner of the he-donkey, and the she-donkey’s owner was a man, who told the woman: You want 5 Toman for the services of your donkey whereas if I want to have s-ex with a woman she would demand 10 Toman from me? The woman said: bring me a Big dick like this Donkey’s dick, and then I would give you 50 Toman !!

Persian Joke 352: (A new version of Zakanai’s jokes & ancient Persian jokes) These days people are so oppressed by Tyranny and Religion / Mullahs that they can think neither of God nor of Religion ! … Mullah Nasrudin brought a small container to the milkman and said, “Give me one liter of cow’s milk.” The milkman looked at his container and said, “A liter of cow’s milk won’t fit into your container.” Mullah: OK, give me one liter of goat’s milk !

Persian Joke 353: Anvari, a great Satirist of Iran, wrote about Marriage in 800 years ago : To get married in this era is nothing but pure pimping ! … And two donkey were fucking each other in front of a beautiful woman in an alley, while she was walking with a group of women! So the beautiful woman turns to her companions, saying, “If Sex is what this donkey does, then our husbands just shit on our cunts !!

Persian Joke 354: (It’s a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) If you desire favors from the masters of our time ( = Big Brothers), Beg shamelessly, Work as an apologist for Big Brothers (Maleh Bekesh) and be a Whore or libertine ! … Unless a man is feared no one will obey his orders, and all people will feel themselves equals ! A King or Ruler who practices justice (God forbid ! ) and refrains from beating, killing, and fining his subjects, will not be feared by anyone. Such Leaders / Kings will be killed ! In fact, Justice bequeaths adversity !!

Persian Joke 355: (It’s a new version of a Persian joke made by the Great Hafiz in about 700 years ago) They close the doors of the Discos and the Bars (wine-taverns) They open the doors of the house of deceit and hypocrisy! They drink wine and do many many immoral things & inhuman things in their secret societies, but in the public places they preach & talk about Morality & & Humanity & Moral things ! They create Turkmenchy / Zallat, and lick Great Satan’s ass, but chant : Death to Great Satan! Death to Zellat = Turkmenchay !! They are stupid animals who are called Mullahs or Rouhanis = Ayatollahs = Religion’s leaders !

Persian Joke 356: They ask Iranians: Who is Qoromsaq ?! Iranians say: It’s so simple: Qoromsaq is Rouhani, who attacks all Sarafies ( as FATF plans) and increase the dollar price and create Economic Instability, but shamelessly says: We want to fight against Trump and those who create the Economic Instability !! .. Qoromsaq is Khamenei, who defends Rouhani & FATF Plans & Islamic Turkmenchay = Islamic Koon Dadan-e Qahramanane ! .. Qoromsaq is Basiji, who defends Khamenei and his Koon Dadan-e Qahramanane = his Zionist IMF & FATF & CIA’s plans ! .. And a stupid Qoromsaq is someone who still doesn’t know why Rouhani is Qoromsaq = why Mullah is Qoromsaq = why Ayatollah is Qoromsaq !

Persian Joke 357: They ask Iranians: What is Jakeshi ? And Who is Jakesh ?! Iranians say: Jakesh or shitty pimp wears an Islamic beard and a Jewish clothing ! Jakesh is a stupid animal, but doesn’t have tail or horn! (Jakesh keh Sakh-o-dom Nadareh ! ) In fact, Jakesh is Basiji; Jakesh is Islamist; Jakesh is Rouhani = Khamenei ! And Jakeshi is what a Jakesh like Rouhani does! … One day Rouhani says to Europe: Your European Help in the form of money and non-money will be very welcome for our Islamic Regime Mullahs! .. Then European Help arrived in the form of Regime Change & FATF Plans / FATA Coup in 2018 !

Persian Joke 358: Qazanfar went to America! One day Qazanfar and an American Pervert and a Briton were chatting about women. Qazanfer says: Woman is like a flower. You look at it, you smell it and you water it. American pervert says: Woman is like a record player. You play one side, then you turn it and play the other side. Briton says: Woman is like a newspaper. You read it, and then you pass it to other people to read it !

Persian Joke 359: You know you’re a British Mason, a British Politician or a British Journalist when : 1. You refer to Barbarians as Civilized people ! 2. You think or pretend that the Land of Barbarians (UK) has a long history of civilization! 3. You think killing and eating children is a civilized thing ! 4. You think drinking Human blood is so civilized ! 5. You have an endless supply of Lies & Big Lies from the British Lie Factory ! 6. Your parents raped you and sodomized you because they believed Sodomy & Incest make you a true Mason or somebody ! 7. Your mother is a Mason & Whore like British Queen 8. Your national motto is God Save the Whore = God Save the Queen ! 9. Your British Queen = British Bitch is a Jewish Arab Sayyid who believes in Jewish Hijab of Islamists & Jews ! 10. You think Monarchy is Democracy! Tyranny is Democracy! You think your British Bitch (Queen / King) is great because of her Jewish Blue blood !

Persian Joke 360: (It’s an Ancient Persian joke) Mullah Nasrudin had a cousin who went to live far away, and left some of his possessions with Nasrudin. One day, the cousin’s cat died, and Nasrudin sent him a message that bluntly said: “Your cat is dead.” The cousin, very upset, sent a message back that said, “You must give people bad news more tactfully. Instead of just telling me flat out that my cat was dead, you should have let me know little by little. You should have started off by saying, first told me, ‘Your cat is acting strange,’ then later said, ‘ your cat is jumping all over the place,’ then still later told me, ‘Your cat is missing,’ and then finally broken the news and said, ‘Your cat is dead.’ A month later, Nasrudin’s cousin received a new letter from Nasrudin, which said: “Your mother is acting strange !!

Persian Humor 37: Some wise Iranians say: “The internet is full of Bad & shitty American jokes. It’s really hard to find good American jokes. If we Iranians were like many Americans, we would choose their bad shitty jokes, and would say many Bad things about all Americans! But we Iranians are not like them. We know that they have good guys, good comedians, good jokes, and we should try to find them, even if it’s a difficult thing! (In this post you can find about 50 American Jokes, and 50 Trump jokes in below sections (In Persian Humor 40 to 70, and 75 to 100) These America jokes are among the Best America jokes; they are our Hand picked jokes) If you search the internet, you can see that almost all of the so-called Jew jokes or Jewish jokes = the Jewish-made jokes are very shitty & bad & evil jokes. In fact, Sick Jews = Religious Jews had No sense of humor, and their so-called jokes are shits, or shitty words! (We will write more about this issue later) Only secular Jews or self-hating Jews can make real jokes ! A group of American comedians are really good comedians. They are humans, not stupid animals like Trump’s fans or Obama’s fans or Shit’s fans ! (We don’t know why) Most of the American Jokes and Western jokes in the internet are so shitty and so unfunny, deeply unfunny ! (But we didn’t use them here) If we Iranians were like Anti-Iran Americans, then we could use their shitty & unfunny jokes to show how good & funny Iranian jokes are! But we Iranians are not like them. We Iranians are not like British journalists or American media ! We use their Best jokes, and maybe their rare funny jokes, to show that at least a group of Americans and a group of Westerners are wise & witty people, like Iranian people. And It’s one of the Key differences between us (our Iran) and them (= Anti-Iran Barbarians of the West) We use their Best, not their Worst ! because we are Iranians, the people of a real Great Nation = Great Persia. We Iranians want to show them what is A Great Nation! , and what is the real meaning of A Great Nation! We Iranians want to show them what is Greatness or being Great! And what is the real meaning of Greatness or Being Great. Many many many American jokes are Sick jokes and Racist jokes, real Racist jokes about Jews, Blacks and others. (But we don’t use them here)”.

Persian Humor 38: Some wise Iranians say: “Do you know the Sexy Islam, and the story of the Sexy Islam in Turkey and Malaysia = Islamic countries ?! It’s so funny, and so informative! Do you know Harun Yahya ?! (below pix) The Masons and the West say: Harun Yahya is one of the world’s 50 most influential Muslims !!! Turkey’s Harun Yahya says: “Turkey will control the world with The Islamic Sex Cult !!!!! Can you believe it?! He is a Jew Islamist of Turkey ! Harun Yahya is a Jewish name : Harun = Aaron (older brother of Moses), and Yahya is Jewish John or Johanan (a Hebrew name) But they say this Jew Islamic Mason is one of the world’s 50 most influential Muslims !!! Just search the internet ! The story of Jew Islamists like Erdogan, Harun Yahya and The Islamic Sex Cults is a long story (we have written about it (search Archive), and will write more about it later) Now they talk about Islamic Turkey: First halal Sex Shop in Turkey !! Can you believe it ?! In Turkey’s websites, their Islamists say: Contact Turkey’s Islamist for a sex establishment license if you want to run an Islamic sex shop or adult cinema for Islamists !! , or make Islamic porn films for Islamists !!! And it’s not joke! Turkey’s Islam is joke! Turkey’s Islamic Dictator Erdogan is joke. Turkey Islamists are jokes. The Evil Empire’s Islam is a Reality. Today in so-called Islamic Countries, Halal sex shops are part of their Halal Porn industry !! Can you believe it?! If you have doubt, Just search the internet ! Now both Islamic Zionists and Jew Islamists openly talk about Halal Porn = Kosher Porn = Islamic Porn in Turkey and Islamic countries! In Turkey and Malaysia, they have created Halal Sex shops and Halal Porn Industry !!! Just search the internet ! In Turkey, their Islamists and Islamic leaders like Harun Yahya talk about Halal Bikini ! and say: Bikini is Hijab !! Bikini is Islamic Hijab !! And it’s not a joke! Turkey’s Islam is a joke ! Malaysia’s Islam is a joke ! In Malaysia, Islamists say: Threesome or Group Sex is Halal & Islamic !!! Just search the internet ! It’s not a joke ! Harun Yahya is a Hero in Malaysia, and has a lot of fans in Malaysia !! , and it’s what Malaysia’s good guys say. Turkey’s good guys and Malaysia’s good guys hate Harun Yahya & Erdogan & all Islamic Masons and all Islamists & Fanatics. Jewish Religions just try to create Slavery and other Evil things & Orwellian things. But stupid animals worship such Satanic Religions. Many Sheeple and Islamists = stupid pigs live in Turkey, Malaysia and those Islamic Countries who love Saudi Arabia! Those who worship Savage Arabia = Saudi Arabia are so Satanic & Orwellian. Those who worship Savage Arabia’s Islam are Satanists or Masons = Arab Jews or Animals / Beasts in the Human clothing = ISIS / DAESH / Taliban = Trump’s Islamists = Saudi Terrorists of 9/11 Attacks. Their leader is Trump = CIA = British Masonry. Zionists, Saudis and Arab Islamists of ISIS & Savage Arabia talk about Kosher Rape ! (Halal = Kosher), Halal Sodomy, or Kosher Pedophilia! Both Islamists and Zionists talk about Kosher Incest, Halal Rape, or Kosher Sadism! The Jewish Mullahs = Rouhanis talk about Halal Treason = Kosher Treason = Halal Turkmenchay! Their Religion is Satanic joke. Their Religion is Trump’s Religion!”

Persian Humor 39: Some wise Iranians say: “Great Paradoxes and Orwellian things – like War is Peace- are Not jokes anymore! As you know, You cannot be both Islamist & Sexy !! It’s a Great Paradox. It’s Orwellian. You cannot be both a Basiji = Jihadi & Porn star! You cannot be both a Religious Fanatic & Sexy Whore! It’s so Orwellian. You can be a free Human (Anti-Fanatic / Anti-Cult ) or Good guy, or even Anti-Religion, and then make sexy films to ridicule The Pope or Mullahs / Islamists. You can make sexy films to ridicule Religion or Hijab or Religion Fanatics. But you cannot make sexy films to defend Hijab or Religion & Religious fanatics !! It’s a Great Paradox. You cannot make Porn films to defend Hijab or Religion & Religious fanatics !! It’s so so Orwellian. But it’s Not a joke. It actually happened in America, Turkey and many other parts of the world. It even happened in our Iran! In the Pahlavi era, they made sexy films to defend Islamists & Religious fanatics!! These films were called Aabgushi films! = Crappy films. Pahlavi = AtaTurk was a Jew Islamic Mason like Harun Yahya or Rouhani = Erdogan = Khamenei = Saudis = Anti-Iran Islamists of CIA & MI6. Today, Harun Yahya & his Orwellian Islam = sexy Islam remind many of Pahlavi and Pahlavi era, and how they tried to do the same things in Iran. Pahlavi was a Religious Fanatic, and also a Charlatan! Pahlavi was full of shits & shitty Paradoxes. If you know why Harun Yahya is so Orwellian & Stupid, then you know why Pahlavi = AtaTurk was so so Stupid & Orwellian. You cannot make Po-rn films or s-exy films to defend Islamists or Fanatics! You cannot say: Good is Evil ! War is Peace! Evil is Good ! Trump, UK Queen or Porn Star is Religious Leader !! You cannot say Bikini is Hijab !! , or Turkmenchay is Hussein / Halal ! Their Halal Turkmenchay is like their Kosher Sadism and Kosher Thievery, Halal Slavery, Kosher Satanism, Halal Savagery, Kosher Barbarity and other Satanic things in Jewish Religions including Arab Islam. It’s so so important. Jewish Religions including American Christianity or Jewish Islam of Arabs create Satanic things like Saudis, Taliban, Trump, Turkmenchay, Rouhani, Erdogan, Jew Khamenei or Harun Yahya or Saudi ISIS. All of them are Jewish shits. Their main goal is Slavery & making people slaves, so they use both Sex & Religion to enslave people. They don’t care about their Paradoxes or Orwellian concepts! When Trump or UK Queen is a Religious Leader, then even a Porn Star is a Religious Leader ! And it’s not a joke ! It has happened ! Do some research about Christian Televangelism (= sexy Christianity) or Disney version of Islam or The Sex Cult of Islam or Islamic Sex Cult ! Today Religious fanatics are Porn Stars, or Rapists = Arab Basijis or Saudi ISIS. Now the Islamic Regime of Mullahs and their Basiji are Harun Yahya = Rouhanis = Sasha Sobhani = Zina-zadeh (Aqa-zadeh) If you want to know the future of Basijis & Mullahs, just take a look at the sexy Islamic kittens of Turkish TVs, or read more about ‘Harun Yahya & Islamist sex cult’ ! It can show you How Sex Becomes Religion! It’s so important. Do some research about Turkey and Ottomans = Turk Jews + Arab Jew Islamists. Harun Yahya is Jew Islamist or Ottoman. Harun Yahya is a Trump or a Combination of the type of Evangelical preachers one sees on American TVs and the head of a CIA Sex cult in USA! Do you know who are being brainwashed & becoming sex slaves, and saying: the most revealing bikini is Islamic Hijab!, or Slavery is Progress !!, or FATF, Total Surrender or Turkmenchy = Giving Ass to Great Satan is a good or Heroic thing?!!”

calmdown.jpg

Persian Humor 40: Americans tell many Jew Jokes. Some of these jokes are funny, like this US Jew Joke: Why do Jews have such big noses? .. Because the air is free !! …. We Iranians don’t say and don’t think that such American Jew jokes are racist jokes, because they are funny jokes, Not racist jokes.

Persian Humor 41: Many American jokes are Racist jokes. Many American Black jokes (about Black people) and many US Jew jokes and other kind of American jokes are Racist jokes. You can easily find them in the internet. But here (in our website) we don’t want to publish or talk about American Racist jokes, because they are so Bad & Racist, and we Iranians hate Racism and American Racism. But many American Jew jokes are funny jokes (and NOT Racist) like these American Jew Jokes: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the child? A: “Wanna buy some candy (for me)?” ! … What happens to a Jew man if he walks into a wall with a full erection? .. He breaks his nose !

Persian Humor 43: If we Iranians were like American pigs, then we said: The American Jew Jokes say a lot about relations between ordinary Americans and Jews ! , and about Christian Racism, and the Racist relations between Christians and Jews ! But here lets ignore the relations between Christians and Jews! Funny Jokes are jokes! So, lets take a look at some funny Jew Jokes in America: Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised? .. Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it’s 20% off ! …… Why do Jews watch por-n backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back !

Persian Humor 44: Sick minds and Sick people create Racist jokes, and that’s why Racist jokes are sick jokes, Not funny jokes. In America and the West, you can find many Racist jokes simply because many Barbarians = many Sick minds and Sick racist pigs live there. Event US good guys & the West’s good guys know these sick pigs & sick minds of the West. Their normal comedians create jokes like these US Jew Jokes: Q: Why did the Jew soundproof his house? So his kids couldn’t hear the ice cream truck ! .. Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork!! .. American pigs say: There is a relationship between Joke & Racism! But there is NOT a relationship between the Naked American Racism and Racism !! The American pigs of CIA even say: Jokes are not always Jokes !! America Racism is not always Racism ! American Sadism is not often Sadism ! American Barbarism is Not Barbarism, as American Terrorism is Not Terrorism ! These Americans are sick jokes! They tell big lies & bullshits about Iran & jokes! , but say: Trump is not joke !! USA is not Joke !! You cannot tell jokes about US & US President (Trump) !! And we Iranians sarcastically say: Yah, Your fucking Racist US president is not a joke! Your American Racism is not a joke ! Your American Racism is a reality! Your American Barbarism & Double Standards is a reality ! Your American Stupidity is a reality = a Trump !

Persian Humor 45: Some of the West’s Jew Jokes are funny & good jokes like: Two Jewish beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. A good guy comes by, stops and watches them, and then says to the Jewish beggar behind the Star of David : This is a Catholic country .. People aren’t going to give Jews money, especially when you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, and especially when you’re sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite.” The Jewish beggar turned to the other beggar and said: “Oh, my Jewish Brother, look who’s trying to teach the Jews about marketing !! ( Good guy: Are you brother ?! The other beggar: Yah, .. and this Cross & Star of David is a just one of our Jewish tactics ! .. )

Persian Humor 46: Some American Jew Jokes are good & funny jokes because they are like the Old Persian Jokes. For instance, read this America joke: The Jews love money so much, and hate spending money. So, when a Jew wants to be your guest, you should (say your address to them in a special way! For instance, tell them: ) Come inside and push the button for the elevator with your elbow. Once inside, hit floor 14 with your elbow … then, hit my door bell with your elbow. When the Jew asks: ‘but why must I hit all those buttons with my elbow?” You say : ‘What, your coming empty handed?” !

Persian Humor 47: Some American Jew Jokes are Political jokes & good jokes like this US Jew Joke: How many Zionists does it take to replace a light bulb? Four ! One to stay home and convince others to do it, a second to donate the bulb, a third to screw it in and a fourth to proclaim that the entire Jewish people stands behind their actions !! … Some good American comedians are Jews, like Woody Allen who says: The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty ! … And now it’s clear why we Iranians say: A Jew can become a good comedian, but only when this Jew hate Jewish laws = Jewish Sharia, and all shitty Jewish traditions = Satanic Traditions of Jew Fanatics. Otherwise this Jew is a sick joke, a Tragedy-maker !

Persian Humor 48: Some American jokes are exactly like Persian Jokes. For instance, read this American joke: A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI’s report about what he found: “Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee.” !!

Persian Humor 49: Some American jokes are funny because they are like Persian jokes. Take a look at this US Joke : A little boy walks into his parents’ room while they’re having sex. The boy asks, “What are you doing?” The mother explains, “Your daddy was full of air, so I was jumping on him to get it out.” The boy says, “That’s funny. Every time you leave for work, your sister comes and blows him right back up.”

Persian Humor 50: The American Bastards say American Racism and their Anti-Iran Racism is Not Racism !! The American Sadism or their Anti-Iran Sadism is Not Sadism !! , but when we Iranian make jokes about ourselves It’s Racism !!! Can you believe it?! Their American Stupidity is unbelievable ! They say We attack our own race !!! ( = we Iranians attack Iranians) and it’s Racism !!! But if their Trump and America attack our race it’s Not Racism !!! If their fucking Trump & America attack all Iranians and want to punish all Iranians and to put Sanctions & Sadism on all Iranians, then it’s Not Racism !! But if we make jokes about ourselves it’s Racism !!! So, it’s obvious why we Iranians say to these American pigs: You stupid animals need a good doctor! Go and see a doctor, of course if your doctor is not like your Doctor Donald Trump!! When your beloved President is a racist fascist pig, then what we can expect from you pigs?! Your real Life in America is a joke, a bad joke ! Your American values are Sick Jokes, like your Donald Trump! So, Go & Die, Drop Dead, if you love Trump! But we Iranians also know that many Americans are good or normal people, who make American Jokes like: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it ! .. What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit !

Persian Humor 51: Some American jokes are like old Persian jokes = funny jokes. For instance, read this America joke: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions! “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry! This infuriated his wife & daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says: Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree! “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration !

Persian Humor 52: American idiots talk nonsense about Jokes and Everything! American Racist pigs talk nonsense about our Persian Jokes and their own American Racism! But we Iranians know that American good guys exist; American funny guys exist, and they say, for instance: What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb !! …. Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel !! …. These Americans are like Iranians, specially like those witty Iranians who make jokes, and say: A weird Arab boy weighing 20 kilos is born. Arabs follow the Jewish tradition of Circumcision immediately. After the circumcision, the boy weighs 1 kilo !

Persian Humor 53: American idiots and American sick minds have a very sick, stupid & superficial analysis ( = Tokhmi / Aabaki ! ) about Everything including Jokes & Satires! Their American Analysis = their sick, stupid and superficial analysis is a joke !, a bad & sick joke ! For instance, they say the following American joke (that is like Persian jokes) is not good because this American joke is Anti-Woman !! This America Joke is: Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, It is about time you became informed: A = Almost Boobs! .. B = Barely there! .. C = Can’t Complain! .. D = Damn! .. DD= Double damn! .. E = Enormous! .. F = Fake !!

Persian Humor 54: Some American jokes are funny religious jokes, and just remind you of the Ancient Persian jokes. Fro instance, American comedians say: Two boys suddenly saw a woman bathing naked in the river. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn’t understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, “My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran !

Persian Humor 55: Many Persian jokes have become universal jokes. But it’s the nature of jokes, and it’s a good thing that jokes become universal things – so rapidly & easily. Many jokes have become universal jokes, and you can find them in most countries & cultures. Of course, you can trace their roots – the roots of many of them- but (lets ignore this here) We Iranians say: Jokes are Jokes, and let people have fun with jokes ! (instead of talking nonsense about jokes, their meanings, their analysis, their roots etc!) Many American comedians are Not stupid, and just try to say funny things like: What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck ! …. But some American comedians hurt some women, when they tell Not-Good jokes about women. They say for instance: Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up … Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn’t? A: Her navel

Persian Humor 56: Some American jokes are Not so bad. For instance : Q: What kind of bees produce milk? A: Boobies ! ….. Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don’t have balls to scratch ! …. But many many American jokes are Not Funny (= Bimazeh ! ) But here lets ignore them! You can find a lot of them in the internet!

Persian Humor 57: In America, you can find Many Racist jokes about Black people. The American jokes about Black people are often Racist, really Racist ! You can find a lot of them in the internet. But some American jokes about Black people are Not so bad. But now we are Not able to Find any of them ! = any good or acceptable American jokes about Black people !, because now (in Trump’s era & Obama’s era) the internet is full of American Racism and American Racist jokes about Black people ! If you want to know its reasons, you can ask Donald Trump !

Persian Humor 58: Some American jokes are funny Language-related jokes (ie they play funny games with English words), like: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which Period it came from ! .. Some American jokes are so informative, like : How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty !! .. And This American Joke shows that the half empty bags of chips & snacks is a Global problem! not a special problem of Iran!

Persian Humor 59: Some American Religious jokes are so funny & good jokes, partly because they are exactly like the Persian jokes ! For instance, American comedians say: Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, “Well, I’ve seen a penis.” So God puts holy water on her eyes and lets her enter. He asks the second nun the same thing and she says, “I’ve held a penis,” so he puts holy water on her hands and lets her enter. Then the fourth nun skips the third nun in line and God asks why she did that. The 4th nun replies, “Well, I need to gargle it before she sits in it !!

Persian Humor 60: In America, you can find Some good jokes about Arabs, like: Q: What do you call an Arab virgin ? A: Never Bin Laid on ! … But the Best American jokes about Arabs is Donald Trump ! , who loves Saudi Arab Terrorists and defend the Arab Terrorists of 9/11 Attacks & Saudi Arabia, but attack the Anti-Islamist = Anti-Arab-Islamist Iranians !! This American pig Donald Trump is an Arab-lover & Arab-worshiper who defend Arab Islamists & Arab Dictators & Arab Terrorists, but attack all Muslims and also all Iranians who hate Arab pigs = Arab Islamists so much ! Maybe, this American Pig Donald Trump is Arab Jew ! Who knows ! When they say their Obama or their British Queen is Arab Jew or Sayyad ! , then Everything is possible ! Now this American Pig Donald Trump defends Arabs & Jews = Islamists & Zionists, maybe because this American Pig Donald Trump is Arab Jew or Jew Islamist ! , who is doing his Jewish Jihad ! = Islamist Jihad of Arab Jew Barbarians

Persian Humor 61: Some American Religious jokes just remind you of the Old Persian jokes. For instance, Americans say: Josey wasn’t the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. “Who is the creator of the universe?” Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled “God almighty!” The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, “Tell me who is our lord and savior?” Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, “Jesus Christ!” The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?” Joe poked Josey again and she shouted,
“If you stick that thing in me again, I’ll snap it in half and stick it up your ass ! !

Persian Humor 62: The American Christian fanatics hate Religious jokes, because These American Christians are like Islamists or worse than Islamists. But many Americans tell good Religious jokes like: Do you know Who do mice pray to? Cheesus ! .. The American good guys talk about the Jewish Perverts / Christian Perverts and say: Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy = a church boy ! ( = a Jewish temple boy ! ) ! .. And some American jokes about men & women are universal jokes: Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed? A: Because they’re plugged into a genius!

Persian Humor 63: Some American Political jokes are really good & funny jokes (We talk about them in the next Section = Trump jokes ! ) Some of their jokes about England, Queen or even US police are funny, like: Do you know Why is England the wettest country?! Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there !! … And I went to (America and became an American citizen) .. I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer !!

Persian Humor 64: Some American political jokes just remind you of Iranian jokes and what Iranians say in Iran! For instance, American comedians say: Do you know Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S. !! … And Do not be racist; be like Trump! He’s a German gay, who was made by a British whore, loves Arab Terrorists & Arab Racists, speaks like a Nazi (Hitler), acts like a Racist Fascist, and grabs coins like a Jew !!

Persian Humor 65: American comedians say: Donald trump and my child’s diaper needs to be changed often. And for the same reason! … The wise witty guys already said: Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly; and for the same reason !! .. It’s one of the Best Political Jokes. And it’s so obvious why Iranians said & say: The Ayatollah = Vali Faqih = King / Shah and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly; and for the same reason!

Persian Humor 66: In these days, American comedians say: If I wanted to kill myself, I’d climb Trump’s ego and jump down to his I.Q. ! … And What happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra? He grows taller !! … In these days, Iranian cartoonists publish funny cartoons about Rouhani & UK and British Mullahs. Such cartoons are like Iranian people’s jokes about British Mullahs & UK. For instance (in one good cartoon that is like a good Persian joke) Rouhani is speaking in the Mullah Parliament ( = Masonic Lodge of Mullahs) and telling Big Lies & Bullshit as usual, but when Rouhani wants to swear to God of Islamists, Rouhani says: I swear to our British Bibi = British Queen = British Mother of Mullahs! And then while pointing at a British Flag & Queen pic, Rouhani saying: I swear to this Holy UK ! = the Holy House of British Barbarians ! ( = beh Hamin Qeble Qasam !! ) !

Persian Humor 67: American says: What do tornado and women have in common? They both scream when they come and take your home too! .. And in about 1000 years ago, the ancient Iranians made funny reality jokes like: They ask an Arab Jew Pedophile: What’s your best memory? He says: An alley and a kid. They ask: What’s your worst memory? Arab Jew Pedophile says: An alley and me = as a kid !!

Persian Humor 68: American comedians say: Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships ! … The good American comedians are like Iranians, and say: A slut is someone who’ll have sex with anyone, a bitch is someone who’ll have sex with anyone except you ! … And Iranians say: Modern Love means: telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely !

Persian Humor 69: The Best American joke (that we could find) is: A few months after his parents were divorced, a little kid (little Johnny) passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, “Oh, I need a bike! I need a bike!” !

Persian Humor 70: Some wise Iranians say: “Now millions of Iranian people publish good things including good pix / cartoons about the Mullahs and the West’s stooges. They show why and how the Mullahs are British Queen’s sons (below pix) or the Great Satan’s children (below pix) Now millions of Iranian people publish such things, and talk about the West’s stooges including Exiled Whores like al-Masoud Behnoud and Ali al-Nourizadeh (= TaziZadeh) The story of this TaziZadeh, Ali Nourizadeh, who is a Jew Arab = a Secret Jew Arab has become so comic-tragic and so informative. Now Arab Jew Masons like Ali Nourizadeh and Masoud Behnoud are symbols of all Anti-Iran Traitors in exile. The Anti-Iranian whores like Ali Nourizadeh and Masoud Behnoud are members of the MI6 / CIA and the Evil Empire’s media including The Ayatollah BBC & VOA. All Iranians know and hate these Zina-zadeh = Tazi-zadeh = Ali Nourizadeh and Masoud Behnoud (When have already written about them (check Archive), and we will write more about them later) Now millions of Iranians publish good things about them (like below pix) Now many Iranians publish photos of Ali Nourizadeh in Arab clothing, or his photos with Mullahs & Rish-Pashm in 1970s & 1979 ! = When Ali Nourizadeh was a Basiji and a Mullah = a Savak Islamist ! (we will write more about it later) When Savakis became Basijis, Ali Nourizadeh and Masoud Behnoud were among their leaders = one of the leaders of those Savakis who became Basiji / Sepahi. Today, this Savaki Basiji = Ali Nourizadeh = Arab Jew has become a Pahlavist again, and licks Pahlavi’s ass again !! The MI6’s Nourizadeh is Arab & Arab-worshiper = Shit-worshiper ! And it’s not a Joke ! Just look what he days/ does, and what millions of Iranians say about him ! The MI6’s Masoud Behnoud is a member of MI6 & Masonic Mafia against our Iran & all Humans. The MI6’s Masoud Behnoud is a worthless shit & clown like Zibakalam, and (we write about them) only and only because the West’s media & BBC and all mass media care about these worthless whores, or even give them Free Speech Awards !! It’s so so funny that Arab Islamist Zibakalam and Nourizadeh love & defend each other, while Zibakalam (as Pro-regime) and Nourizadeh (as Anti-regime) should hate each other ! But why do they love & defend each other?! It’s so clear : Because both of them are Anti-Iran Masons & Members of The Anti-Iran Mafia of CIA / MI6. The members of this Satanic Mafia are known as Arab Jews, Mullahs, Ashura Traitors, Islamists, The 2009 Traitors, Crypto Basiji, Exiled Whores, Masons, Monarchists, MEK etc. It’s so obvious why the Iranian people say: The 2009 Traitors and all Anti-Iran Traitors = Secret Jews & Masons like Jew Janati, Jew AN (ANnejad) Jew Amir Ahmadi ( = a Mason of Savak/CIA ), Jew Ali Nourizadeh, Jew Homan Majd ( = Jew Haman), Jew Abbas (Abdi & Iraqchi), Jew Ebrahim (Nabavi), Jew Hassan (Rouhani) and al-Masoud Behnoud must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran & Iranian people”.

524520_3071087635344_1870080263_n-1.jpg36136844_923586034467675_2469679694975336448_n.jpg

Persian Joke 361: Do you know why the British army and other invaders including Arab invaders and others never captured northern part of Iran? Because, They had to go thru Ghazvin ! …. And one day a Ghazvini goes to USA and see some women on the side of the road. He asks how much? American Whore says: 1 dollar to do it right here! 5 dollars to do it in the car. 10 dollars in the Park. 50 dollars to do it in the Hotel ! The Ghazvini gives her 50 dollars! The American whore says: ooh how classy! lets go to the Hotel ! The Ghazvini says: forget the Hotel, 50 times right here !!

Persian Joke 362: Some wise Iranians say: “Do you know what Basijis say in August 2018? They say Massoume Ebtekar is a Jew, a Crypto Jew of Mashad! And there are many documents about her Jewish family! But do you know who is this Jew Ebtekar ?! This Jewish Whore Ebtekar is a CIA’s Islamist leader of The Hostage Crisis of 1979 !! … In Aug 2018, IRIB and Basijis also confess: Massoume Qomi, a Basiji whore of Qom has a Basiji family in Qom. All members of her family (her mother & her sisters etc) are Islamists and Basiji whores! But now this MI6’s Jew Basji Massoume Qomi has changed her name to Masih AliNejad !! (= AhmadiNejad = JewNejad !) and works for The Ayatollah BBC & VOA !! .. Today, Reality is worse than all Jokes .. Do you know How they say “fuck you” in Washington? A: Trust me !! .. How do you kill an American President like Trump? A: Give him a knife and say “Who’s special?!” ! .. Marx was a self-hating Jew like Netanyahu and his son! The Jew Marx said: Behind every Tyrant (Dictator) there is always a Jew ! So, Who is behind Trump?! Who is behind Rouhani ?! Who is behind Ayatollah ?! Who is behind Arab Dictators?! Who is behind UK Queen ?! .. You can ask Netanyahu & his son !!”

Persian Joke 363: Rouhani becomes Qazanfar, or Qazanfar becomes Rouhani !, and says : One day my Islamist family and Basji friends were complimenting me, and saying good things about me and my Turkmenchay! But I wanted to be humble, and so I said to them: No, you are exaggerating! I am just a stupid idiot like you ! (manam yek Khari hastam mesl shoma ! )

Persian Joke 364: (It’s a new version of an ancient Persian joke) A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that (Johnny) isn’t paying attention, so she asks him: If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left? Johnny says: None! The teacher asks: Why? (Johnny) says: Because the shot scared them all off ! The teacher says, No, two, but I like how you’re thinking! So, at the end of class, (Johnny) asks the teacher: If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married ?! The teacher says: The one sucking her ice cream! (Johnny) says: No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking !!

Persian Joke 365: Iranians say to both Rouhani & Trump: Hey Rouhani, Hey Trump You’re not stupid; you just have Bad Luck when thinking ! Instead of Thinking, you are Shitting !! .. If you really want to know about Mistakes, you should ask your parents, who created you, and it was The Biggest Mistake ! .. Please, keep talking. We always yawn when We are interested and specially when a stupid animal = Rouhani / Trump is speaking or lecturing ! ..

Persian Joke 366: Qazanfar went to America. Now he talks about his memories, and says: One day I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said: Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight! I said : Wow! Wonderful ! God Bless America! But her friend said: She means 666-3629 !! … In America, if you ask Donald Trump or his fans if he knew any bible verses. They reply: Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Deport him and you don’t have to feed him again ! (Bible, Trump 9:11 ! ) .. Do you know what do they call an Arab Jew stripper in America? Youseen memuff = mameuff ! …. Do you know What they call Trump or American Terrorist in America? A: a Selfie !

Persian Joke 367: An Iranian man goes to America. In a hotel lobby he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. Iranian turns to her and says: Ma’am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me! The American woman replies: If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 469 !!

Persian Joke 368: Iranians and specially Qazanfar say: As you know, your teachers said a group of animals are called Mammals = Those who have Mame ! (= Boobs) = Boobs-owner ! You all know Mammals, but (you don’t know that the English word Mammals has a Persian root: Mame = Boobs) And your teachers didn’t say that there are many other groups of animals like: Boobs-renters ! , Boobs-grabbers ! , Boobs-eaters ! , Boobs-suckers ! , Boobs-fuckers ! , Boobs-lovers ! , Boobs- rubbers! / Boobs-Squeezers !, Boobs-molesters ! (= Trump etc) , etc

Persian Joke 369: Gazanfar goes to America ! An American asks Gazanfar: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Gazanfar: Ask your mother ! … They see Qazanfar as America expert, and ask him: Why do US officials and Trump do such stupid acts ?! Qazanfar: Because in America they say to stupid idiots: Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go ! …. They also ask Qazanfar : What’s the difference between Russia and Reality? Qazanfar: Trump had connections with Russia ! .. Trump hate Reality, but love Russia ! .. The Reality is that Putin / Russia and Trump are the same Jewish shit !

Persian Joke 370: How does an Iranian lose 20 pounds ( = 10 kg) ? A: They lose their Brain! .. But How does an American Politician or Trump lose 20 pounds? A: They go to Toilet ! They Lose part of their shits! (because they are full of shits!) .. How does an Arab Mullah lose 20 pounds? A: They shave their face and their beard !! .. How does a male Po-rn Star lose 20 pounds? A: They lose their dick !! .. How does a Jew lose 20 pounds? A. They do a nose job !! .. How does a female Po-rn Star or a hot Blond lose 20 pounds? A. They do a Boobs job !! .. How does an old woman lose 20 pounds? A. They do a boob job or an Ass job !

Persian Joke 371: In Abadan, two Abadani guys were looking at a mountain. Abadani 1 says: Do you see that ant on the summit of the mountain ?! Abadani 2: Which ants? That ant that has closed his eyes, or that ant that her eyes are open ?!! … A Shark ate an Abadani guy. After some hours, the Shark said to his friends: Volak, I am a giant whale! .. In Abadan, If you look at a small lizard (Marmulak), he says to you: Ha chie Aamoo ! (Why are you surprising !) Have you never seen a Huge Dragon like me ?! (ta hala Ej-deha nadidi ?! )

Persian Joke 372: Some wise Iranians say: “Iranian expats (specially those who live in LA, California) translate Persian Jokes in English in this way: In Adaban Every evening at sunset, their radio (TV & all their megaphones of the city-hall) announce: Becheha Hava tarik shode, lotfan Rayban-a ro dar biyarid ! … But which kind of translation is this ?! Is this Translation ?! If non-Iranians read this joke, they understand nothing, or as Iranians say: Yaru Chiz-dard migireh !! –
that means they will suffer from Head-ache and Thing-ache = Chiz-dard ! (Chiz-dard is like Head-ache but means: Chiz-ache = Thing-ache ! Chiz-dard or Thing-ache is a wide-rage of aches including head-ache, Ass-ache, Dick-ache, Boobs-ache, vagina-ache, and all kinds of dirty aches! ) The last part of the joke – that has left un-translated-
means: Hey Folks, now it’s night and dark, please don’t wear Ray-ban sunglasses any longer !”

Persian Joke 373: (It’s a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) If you want salvation, detach yourself from Clergymen, and attach yourself to the service of the Wise Witty guys (= R-ends) in order to be saved ! Clergymen or Mullahs have a sick Satanic mind. But the Wise witty guys have a pure & open mind = a real human mind ! Free from any writ, even free from the fear of non-existence ! They are the Shah / Kings of their time, though they have no political power and Nothing ! .. under any circumstances they are reluctant to harm anyone. So, Is it right to harm them, and help Mullahs = Clergymen?!

Persian Joke 374: As you know, Tyranny or Terrorism is a Bad and Evil thing, but if Trump and Americans do it, then it’s a good thing! If the UK and British Barbarians do it, then it’s a civilized thing! If France and French Faggots do it, then it’s Culture! If America allies = Jewish Barbarians and Zionists do it , then it’s Self-Defense !! If America allies = Arab Dictators & Arab Islamists & Puppet Dictators do it , then it’s an American value ! If America’s friends = Arab Barbarians & Arab Terrorists do it, then it’s not an important thing ! , like the 9/11 Attacks that is not important at all ! , and America deserved the 9/11 Attacks & Arab Terrorists of CIA ! .. And only if Iranians and other victims of Tyranny or Terrorism want to defend themselves, then it’s Terrorism or a Bad Thing ! , and it’s exactly what the Ayatollah America and the Ayatollah Trump say!

Persian Joke 375: (It’s a new version of an Ancient Persian joke) A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask: “God, what is a million years to you? God replies: My son, a million years to you is like a second to me! The man asks: God, what is a million dollars to you? God replies: My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me! It means almost nothing to me! The man asks: So God, can I have a million dollars? And God replies: In a second !!

Persian Joke 376: After all Jewish Betrayals in these years, we Persians / Iranians have started to create Jew Jokes ! (Before the 2009 Coup, the number of Jew jokes was so small – near zero – in Iran / Persia ! ) So, Do you know what is the root of Jewish ?! It’s so clear. As many Jews were like Netanyahu – that means they were so Bad, Ungrateful and Evil pigs- people used to call them: Hey Jew Bitch, JewBitch, Jewitch, Jewish !! And it’s the way this word, Jewish, was born ! … And as the holy Jew Perverts and other false prophets say in their holy Jewish Book, A Fake History of Jews : one day the holy Yahweh (= Yahoo + Web ! = Yahweb ! ) asked Netscape and Yahoo to merge their products ! , to create ” Net&Yahoo” !! ( = Nethanyahu ! ) !

Persian Joke 377: One day in Abadan they had a special singing contest for seeing who can sing like Ebi and Googoosh! ( = two Famous Iranian singers) But when Ebi and Googoosh heard about this event they decided to participate in this competition secretly ! .. At the final day, Ebi finished in forth place ! (ie three Abadani singers were a better Ebi than Ebi ! ), and Googoosh finished in third place !

Persian Joke 378: (Persian jokes made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) A (Jew) had a very thin horse. Iranians asked him, “Why don’t you give this horse some barley?” (Jew) said, “Every night he eats ten pounds of barley.” Iranians: “Why then is he so thin?” “Because,” (Jew said) I owe him one month’s barley !! …. And one day (Trump) shot an arrow at an Iranian bird but missed. His friends shouted: “Bravo!”.. (Trump) was upset and said: Your are making fun of me ?! The friends said: No. I was saying ‘Bravo’ to the Iranian bird !!

Persian Joke 379: In Abadan, there was a weird Abadani guy. When someone died in Abadan, this guy went to their grave and said: Koone Laqesh ! ( = Fuck you! I don’t care about you! ) But finally one day this weird Abadani guy died ! Many people of Abadan went to his grave to take revenge = to say Koone Laqesh ! But when they took a look at his grave, they saw that he had written in his own grave: (Maa ke Raftim!) I leave this shitty world ! (Koone Laqe Digaran!) Fuck you all ! Fuck all people of this shitty world !

Persian Joke 380: Some wise Iranians say: “What are facts?! The facts are for instance: 1- you cannot lick your own nose 2- you cannot count your hairs 3- you cannot trust UK, Trump and Rouhani = Liars 4- You cannot make a Shit-eater a Human ! = you cannot make a Saudi Arab Islamist a civilized human! You cannot make Trump a Human ! 5-
You cannot make Rouhani an Iranian ! You cannot make Reza Pahlavi an Iranian! 6- You cannot defend Rouhani’s Turkmenchay or Ayatollah’s Tyranny or Pahlavi’s Evil acts but call yourself an Iranian ! 7-
You cannot breath by your nose, if your tongue is out of your mouth ! 8- Now, you are doing the number 7, and testing it ! 9- Most facts or rules have an exception 10 – Sometimes you can do number 7, but just look at yourself, you look like a dog ! .. It’s so good that you try to Test Facts. All Humans must try to check Facts = test Facts. But when you are testing Facts or Doing what Leaders / Elites say, just Look at yourself in the mirror, and Think about what are you doing!”

Persian Humor 71: Many witty guys say: The sign in the Trump’s office wall reads: The situation is not as bad as you think .. it is worse !! … But The sign in the Ayatollah’s office wall reads: The situation is not as bad as you think .. It is the End, your End ! … The sign in the Rouhani office wall reads: The situation is not as bad as you think! .. But, sorry, you never think! You just obey the CIA & MI6! So don’t worry! The CIA & MI6 think instead of You! So, Implement FATF & IMF Plans, and obey the CIA !

Persian Humor 72: Some wise Iranians say: “What is Islamic Morality ?! It’s so obvious! You can ask Basjis (Sasha Sobhani etc) or Harun Yahya or Rouhani or America and its Terrorist allies = Saudis & other Islamic Terrorists of CIA = Al-Qaeda, ISIS & other Savage Arabs & Anti-Iran Barbarians – from Mullahs to Arab Islamic Barbarians. You can also ask the UK & British Queen = Masonic Mother of Mullahs & Islamists .. What is Jewish Morality?! You can ask The Jewish Ayatollah Netanyahu and his sons and his Fanatic Jews! .. What is Christian Morality?! You can ask Rabbi Donald Trump! You can also ask America’s Christian sex cults: Children of God ! (2018)! It’s an American report in 2018 ! In America, Christian Satanic cults are called Children of God !!”

Persian Humor 73: Suzani (1072- 1140?) a 12th century Satirist poet of Great Iran wrote in about 900 years ago : (He used to attack his contemporary poets in poems which he wrote in the same metres and rhymes as theirs ! But we replace the name of poet with the name of Trump, because it’s more meaningful in these days! ) Trump is not dead but I assume he is , And write this elegy in verse, For if I do so after he dies, What’s the use when he hears it not? .. Let that dog of a wife-whore = Trump die like dogs .. Now even this little Dog (Trump) says he will fight us like a Lion !!

Persian Humor 74: Some wise Iranians say: “There are many American jokes about Trump. American people joke about Trump, and show many things. At least US comedians know what The Trump & Mullahs love affairs mean, and why now Trump says: If the Mullahs want to meet, I’ll meet with Mullahs !! Now FATF, Mullahs & Trump show : Dava Sar-e Lalaf-e Mullahst !! ( = It’s a fake war ! Trump & Mullahs make love, not war ! ) Now the Mass Media confessing: Trump is willing to meet Mullahs, any time they want to & without preconditions, a break from his bluffing and (bullshitting & Eating Shit policy of Trump ! ) ! Trump’s eating Shit policy is not a new thing. It just shows that Trump is a Coward & a Sick Pig (Psycho) who wants to hurt our Iran & Iranians & all Good guys, with the help of Arab Jew pigs = Jew Arab Terrorists & Islamists – from Saudis to Mullahs = Anti-Iran Mafia of CIA. Now even Americans & Non-Iranians create good pix / cartoons about Trump, show Trump as Arab, or Trump as UK Queen = female whore!”.

Trump%20Saudi%20Visit-20-5-2017-2.jpgfunny-donald-trump-queen-elizabeth-photohop-trumpqueen-71.jpg

Persian Humor 75: (Trump Jokes 1 to 3) The good Americans truly say: Donald Trump is the first joke I’ve ever been offended by ! … And What is Donald Trump really trying to do? A: Make America Hate Again ! … And How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin! .. And If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? A: America !! … And it’s one of the best things that Americans say bout Trump & US politicians!

Persian Humor 76: (Trump Jokes 4 to 6) The American good guys say: What’s the difference between God and Donald Trump ? A: God doesn’t think he’s Donald Trump ! .. American comedians say: What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a sewage plant? Nothing they’re both full of shit ! .. US comedians say: Donald Trump watches Zootopia and realizes its a satire about his presidency !…. Such American jokes show that many Americans are Not blind or stupid

Persian Humor 77: (Trump Jokes 7 to 9) The good Americans say: Q: Wanna hear a racist joke? A: Donald Trump ! … And What’s 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? A: Donald Trump’s tie !! .. And what is Trumpcare ?! Trumpcare: If you like your cancer you can keep your cancer ! …. In fact, many Americans hate Trump so much. Only Jew or Christian Barbarians, Masons, American Basijis, Arab Jews and Arab Islamists love Trump !

Persian Humor 78: (Trump Jokes 10 to 11) The American comedians say: Q: Why can’t you compare Donald Trump to cancer? A: Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer !! … And Iranians say: Donald Trump is not the first America’s Dictator! Trump is not American Hitler ! Trump is Arab Jew whore of Hitler ! But Trump will put an End to the United States, and Trump will kill America .. History repeats itself; At first, it’s a Tragedy (= Hitler), but then it becomes a Farce = a Trump!

Persian Humor 79: (Trump Jokes 12 to 13) The good Americans say very funny things like: What’s the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan? A: If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up !! … Americans also say to Trump: Hey Trump, I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass !! … In fact, the good Americans are like Iranians

Persian Humor 80: (Trump Jokes 14 to 15) Many Americans say: Q: Why don’t black cats cross Trump’s path? A: Because they are afraid of pussy grabbers ! … And At a news conference, a journalist said to Trump: Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you please comment on this. “The truth is,” replied Donald Trump, “That she has a big mouth ! …. There are many American jokes about Trump’s small penis and small brain ! (and we will write more about them later)

Persian Humor 81: (Trump Jokes 16 to 17 ): American comedians say funny things like : Q: What do Donald Trump and an adult film star have in common? A: They are both experts at switching positions in front of a camera ! … And Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons ! ( = Trumptons = Mullahtons = Arabtons = Jewtowns !! ) … In fact, the super-idiot pigs like Trump or Mullah / Rouhani = Arab Jew is a godsend for all Comedians in all around the world – from Persia to America !

Persian Humor 82: (Trump Joke 18) Americans mocking Trump’s IQ, and say: Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents – doesn’t work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. (In fact) What this country needs is a Donald Trump !! … Many Americans are not blind or stupid. But the main problem is that they are Not in the majority in America !

Persian Humor 83: (Trump Jokes 19 to 20) The American comedians truly say: What is Pure Comedy in America? In the US, Trump is everyone’s fault. And there’s no turning back. That’s pure comedy! … They also say: Hey Trump, Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick ! …. But they should not forget that The Pure Comedy is actually Tragedy, or Pure Tragedy ! And Donald Trump is a Pure Tragedy, a Complete Farce!

Persian Humor 84: (Trump Joke 21) Some American comedians say: Donald Trump never apologizes; he’s never wrong no matter what crazy thing he says (In fact, Trump is an Ayatollah ! Trump is Shah ! Trump is Vali Faqih !! ) We used to have Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Trump, no cash, and no hope !!

Persian Humor 85: (Trump Jokes 22 to 23) American comedians say: Trump’s plan for America is to fire everyone. He will make America grate again, after which many of them will migrate again ! … And How do you know when Trump is Not lying? His mouth is closed ! … In fact, many Americans know that when Trump opens his mouth Trump only tells Lies & Big Lies !

Persian Humor 86: (Trump Joke 24) Americans say: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall. On the condition he gets to install windows ! … And Iranians say: Proper Forms of Addressing a Trump fan or Supporter of Trump : Shit-lover, Fascist Faggot, Retard, Pig etc. In fact, the proper words for Addressing a Trump fan, a Mullah fan / Rouhani fan, a Pahlavi fan, and other shit fans and shit-lovers are the same !

Persian Humor 87: (Trump Joke 25) American says : Despite Donald Trump’s tough stance on immigration, Trump Modeling Agency hiring lower-paid foreign models, but Trump says those aren’t laborers, those are ‘future wives !! … In fact, many Americans know only a stupid American pig like Trump – who comes from an immigrant family, and his parents and his wives are immigrants- can attack immigrants ! It’s so comic-tragic that in the land of Immigrants (USA), they attack immigrants!

Persian Humor 88: (Trump Joke 26) American comedians say: Donald Trump has canceled a planned trip to Israel. When asked why, Trump said, ‘They already have a wall ! , and a fear of Muslims. My Jewish Plan there is done ! … It’s an important America joke. Think about it !

Persian Humor 89: (Trump Jokes 27 to 28) American comedians say: A poll found the words most associated with Donald Trump are idiot, jerk, stupid, and dumb ! In other words, he really is a real US president ! …. And What do you call it, when a brainless creature takes over the world? The Trump-ocalypse ! … It’s good that many Americans know their US Presidents. But unfortunately, these millions of Americans are a small minority in America! There are + 300 millions people in America, and even if 10% of them are good & wise people, then they are 30 millions people! ( = many people), but still a small minority = 10% !

Persian Humor 90: (Trump Jokes 29 to 30) American comedians say: Trump is kind of like the movie Snakes on a Plane. Sure the idea is entertaining. But an actual snake on your plane would be terrifying. And that’s what’s happening now !! …. And How is this possible? Whenever you say something bad, you get in trouble. Whenever Donald Trump says something Bad, he gets more supporters in America !! … And it’s an important American fact. Think about it

Persian Humor 91: (Trump Jokes 31 to 32) Americans say: Did you know what was Donald Trump’s birth-name ? Fuckface von Clownstick ! … And Trump had medical deferment (during Vietnam) he had inter-rectum cranial inversion – which means his head is up his ass ! … And these American jokes show that many Americans hate Trump so so much !

Persian Humor 92: (Trump Joke 33) American comedians say: Racism is embedded deep down in a (typical American person’s soul) Racism has been embedded deep down in many many American souls .. I’ve looked into Trump’s eyes. But Donald Trump even doesn’t have a soul ! … And it’s an important fact ! Think about it

Persian Humor 93: (Trump Joke 34 to 35) American comedians say: We comedians love Donald Trump! If God gave comedians the power to invent people, the first person we would invent is Donald Trump !! … They also add: What is to be expected from a silly Clown that is (like) a grown-up version of a child emperor ?! … In fact, some Comedians see Trump as God’s gift to comedy! But ordinary people and most Humans see Trump as Satan or Tragedy, or Satan’s gift to Tragedy !

Persian Humor 94: (Trump Jokes 36 to 37) American comedians truly say: Guys, stop comparing Trump to Hitler. He thinks it’s a compliment ! Call him a middle-aged woman or a peaceful Arab Islamist ! … And it’s a good and subtle point! It’s exactly what Iranians have already done, and it’s what all other good guys should try to do! The most important thing about Trump is Trump’s Paradoxes = Trump’s shitty Lies & Paradoxes, including Trump’s love affairs with Savage Saudis & Arab Terrorists & Arab Islamists & other Anti-Iran Barbarians. It’s so important. It’s America’s Achilles heel. In fact, Trump is Achilles heel of America ! .. Iranians make jokes and say: Now Qazanfar says to America / Trump or Rouhani / Khamenei: You’re such a beautiful, intelligent, wonderful person! (or wonderful country) Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were having a lying competition !!

Persian Humor 95: (Trump Jokes 38 to 40) Americans say: How does Donald Trump change a lightbulb? He holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him !! .. Iranians ask Trump: What does GOP stand for? Trump: Grabs Our Pussy !! .. Americans say: Trump is actually a phone-sex operator. He’s just whispering whatever dirty little racist fantasies Republicans want to hear !

Persian Humor 96: (Trump Jokes 41 to 43) Americans tell some good & important jokes like: Trump is like a diaper ! Self absorbed and full of shit !! …. And What happens when you take a joke too far? A: The 45th president of united stated of America ! .. American comedians say: How do you know you’re reading one of Donald Trumps books? It starts on Chapter 11 ! .. It’s easy to joke that (Rouhani) or Donald Trump is a ‘clown’ or a ‘moron’ or a ‘dog fucker’ or a mother fucker or … Trump or (Rouhani) tells his masters: Don’t worry, I’ll soon do something worse and all this will be forgotten !

Persian Humor 97: (Trump Jokes 44 to 46) There are many jokes about Trump’s penis size! There are also many American jokes about Trump’s wives!, like: They ask Melania: How did you and Donald Trump meet? Melania: It was love at first a first grab ! … Melania says to Trump: Good News! Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news is they found your head ! = your Brain ! … And I knew that Donald Trump wins. He’s got enough ex-wives to vote for him !

Persian Humor 98: (Trump Jokes 47 to 50s) Many people including Iranians & non-Iranians say to Trump, America and its Arab Terrorist allies: The real Fart was smarter than you, the Farter! and smelled better too! .. And do you know Why Trump and his Arab Terrorists (and also his Rouhani) cannot understand simple things?! Talk to them in Hebrew, they might understand ! … And an Arab Jewish family member of Trump family asks Trump: Donald, am I more Jewish or more Arab? Trump: Why do you want to know? Arab Jew: Because a guy is selling a bike for $100 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $10 or just steal it !! …. And Iranians say to Trump and also Rouhani: Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people!

Persian Humor 99: Some wise Iranians say: “Now the whole world can see deeper cooperation between America & Arab Terrorists / Islamists, and it’s what the US media confess in 2018. Trump is showing & proving many things! So, we should thank this American Barbarian Trump! This shit = Trump shows that how his shitty country that has 250 years history (or 500 years) desperately tries to threaten the Home of Human Civilization & Human values = Great Persia / Iran = a proud nation /country with at least 3000 years history of Systematic Government / Empire (and 8000 years history of City / Urban Civilization, and 15,000 years history of Rural Civilization) Now their own media talk about deeper cooperation between America & Arab Islamists/ Terrorists !!, and all normal humans just laugh and say: America deserved the 9/11 Attacks! Arab Terrorists had to kill more Americans, to create more deeper cooperation between America & Arab Islamists / Terrorists !! Now you all can see the story of Canada and Saudi Arabia and how this Arab Shit-hole = the Tiny Cesspit of Saudi Saudi = Saudi Arab Piss-Eaters = Saudi Terrorists threaten Canada with the new 9/11 Attacks ! You all know what it means. But as Iranians say: Who made these Piss-eaters (Saudi Arabs) such Shameless Savages?! Who made these Piss-eaters & Shit-eaters = Saudi Arab Terrorists such Shameless Terrorists who threaten Canada with the new 9/11 Attacks ?! (benin Shash-khora = Araba = Chalquza che-qadr porroo shodan !! .. ama ki porroo shoon kardeh?!!) In August 2018, their own media report: Trump’s Arab Terrorists and Trump’s Saudi Arabia threaten Canada with the new 9/11 Attacks ! Do you know what it means?! It’s so obvious why we Iranians and Iran’s people say to Canada & all Canadian Good guys: We Iranians strongly support you, if you say: Fuck Saudi Arabia & Fuck Trump! Fuck Arab Terrorists! Fuck Arab Islamists! We Iranians back Canada’s good guys in their fight against Trump and Trump’s Savage Saudi Arabia & Arab Islamists. We Iranians Fuck Trump & Saudi Arabia, and if Iran had an Iranian regime (not an Arab & Anti-Iran regime like Mullah regime) then Iran and Iranian regime would have many many things to do and to say, when Saudi Arabia threaten Canada with the new 9/11 Attacks ! It’s the Best opportunity for all Humans and for Iran to show and prove many things. But why the Mullahs defend & help Trump & Trump’s Saudi Arabia shithole?! Why IRIB and so-called exiled journalists & exiled media don’t talk about this important fact that Saudi Arabia threaten Canada with the new 9/11 Attacks ?! If you think about such facts, you can understand the true meaning of The Anti-Iran Mafia, and this fact that The Mullahs are just part of The Anti-Iran Mafia = The Masonic Mafia = The Evil Empire of America”

Persian Humor 100: Some Wise Iranians say: “We Iranians know that the good Arabs exist, and even Saudi Arabia’s good guys exist and they hate Saudi regime & Saudi Dictators & Islamists & Terrorists so much. In the fucking Saudi Arabia, good guys = good Arabs are victims of Trump & Saudi Dictator & Islamists. We Iranians know what Saudi Arabia’s wise women talk about Trump & American Treasons and How America betrays Human Rights in Arabia. We Iranians support all Good guys, including good Arabs and good Jews. But we all know that the good Arab is an Arab who cares about Human values, and that’s why the good Arab says, and must say : Death to Arab Islamist Dictators. Shame on Arab Islamists / Terrorist. Death to Savage Saudi Arabia ( = its bad guys & its dictators) Now even the good Arabs and other non-Iranians create good cartoons about the 9/11 & Saudis & Canada & Trump & Arab Jew Islamists / Terrorists etc. Their good cartoons about Arab Jews (below pix) are funny and important. Their good cartoons about The 9/11 Attacks & Saudi Arab Terrorists & Trump are important. Even the good Arabs know How Trump and America fuck Human Rights in Saudi Arabia. The good Jews or the good Arabs are good guys like other good guys, and we Iranians don’t judge people by their race or religion. It’s our Iranian legacy. It’s one of our Persian gifts to mankind. And We Iranians know Who’s Afraid Of Great Persia & Cyrus The Great? (We have already written about this issue in posts like Who is Afraid of Iran and Iranian Legacy? (2013) etc; check Archive) Now in 2018, even the non-Iranian media and the Western media talk about Who’s Afraid Of Cyrus The Great ?! (2018) But they just say silly things = lies, bullshit or Ko-sher / Kosher things! The little pigs like Trump’s cows or Trump is Afraid of our Cyrus of the Great. Trump loves Arab pigs & Arab Terrorists, because Donald Trump is Afraid of our Great Persia & our Persian Legacy & our Persian values = Human values. Now even Americans say: Donald Trump is Bowing Down To 9/11 Terrorists of Saudi Arabia ! (2018) All normal humans know the story of the 9/11, Trump & Saudi Arabia, and this fact that Trump said Saudi Arabia was being behind the 9/11 attacks! “Who blew up the World Trade Center?” Trump asked his pals at Fox and Friends on the morning of February 17, 2016. “It wasn’t the Iraqis, it was Saudi – take a look at Saudi Arabia, open the documents !!! Yah, open Trump’s documents!! Open Trump’s anus !! , and see Trump’s shitty secrets !! , many people including Americans say, and create many jokes & cartoon about it ! Just search the internet ! Trump says: Without U.S. support and protection, Arab Terrorists, Arab Dictators and Saudi Arabia wouldn’t exist for very long !! And it’s really true. Without U.S. support and protection, Arab Terrorists & Arab Dictators and many other Evil forces = Anti-Iran Forces including Mullahs and their Islamic Regime wouldn’t exist !

1483008618949s.jpgsaudi911.jpg

Persian Joke 381: After the Nuclear Turkmenchay, the media said Rouhani knows the English language and the Western politicians well ! But one day, they saw that Rouhani is licking part of his Islamic Turkmenchay = Nuclear Deal ! They ask him: What are you doing, idiot ?! Rouhani said: Some things / some signs in this Turkmenchay said: For Lease ! .. and For Release ! = Re-lease !! …. And the Mullah TV (IRIB) asks Iranians: What Trump and Rouhani = Khamenei should do to make people happy ? Iranians say: It’s so simple: Drop Dead ! (Beran Bemiran ! ) Hey Trump, Drop Dead ! If you want to make people happy ! Hey Rouhani = Khamenei, Drop Dead ! If you want to do one positive thing in your shameful life !

Persian Joke 382: In these days, Saudi Arabs and many Arab Islamists, Basijis and Saudis worship America and Hollywood ! So, one day Muslims ask Saudi King: Give a name of a prophet that conversed with animals? Saudi King says : Hazrat-e Tarzan ! = Prophet Tarzan ! … And they Ask Arab Islamists & Basijis : Give a name of a prophet that negotiated with the Enemy and made deal with the Enemy?! Arab Islamists & Basijis say : We can Give name of 4 prophets ! ( = 4 Jew prophets) Hazrat-e Rockefeller and Ali ibn Rockefeller = Khamenei ! .. and Also Hazrat-e Satan and Muhammad bin Satan ! = Bin Salman !

Persian Joke 383: The Mullah Car or Islamic Car is an American Ford = Korean Pride ! So, lets see what Iranians say about Islamic Car ! Q. How do you make Islamic Car accelerate 0 – 60 mph in less than 15 seconds? A: Push it off a cliff ! .. Q: What is found on the last 2 pages of every Islamic Car owner’s manual? A: The bus schedule ! .. Q: Why do Islamic Car come with heated rear windows? A: To keep your hands warm while you’re pushing them ! .. Q: What do you call Islamic Car at the top of a hill? A Miracle ! or A mirage ! .. Q: What do you call two Islamic Cars at the top of a hill? A real miracle ! .. Q: What do you call Islamic Car with brakes? A: Customized ! .. Q: What do you call Islamic Car passengers? A: Shock absorbers !!

Persian Joke 384: The British masons say: Iranians have the worst memory in the world ! But when you ask them: You mean Iranians forget everything?! The UK masons say: No, Iranians remember Everything! God damn it ! Iranians have strange memories, and remember all things. God Damn it ! … And one day they asked Gazanfar: Iranians make a lot of jokes about you and Turks, does it make you uncomfortable? Gazanfar said: My dear, these are jokes for you, but for us they are memories !

Persian Joke 385: (It’s an ancient Persian joke) They asked Bohlul: How Arabs eat Cheese, while they don’t have any Ch ?! Bohlul said: It’s clear. Arabs eat Shit = Goh, while Arabs don’t have any G ! (in their Arabic alphabet) Arabs eat Piss, while Arabs don’t have any P ! (in their Arabic alphabet) ! Arabs eat a lot of shits & talk about a lot of things that don’t belong to them! … And on day, in the 21sh century, A Saudi Arab Islamist of CIA takes an American girl home from a nightclub! She says: Show me it’s true what they say about Arabs ! .. So this Saudi Arab does a Terrorist Attack ! , stabs her and then explodes himself and her !

Persian Joke 386: One day they ask Qazanfar: What is Parasite ?! Qazanfar: Parasite is Trump; Parasite is Shah, Parasite is Mullah = a person who doesn’t work and always benefits from other people! As you know, Arab leaders don’t work, many Jews don’t work, Kings and Monarchs don’t work, Mullahs don’t work, but they are millionaires or billionaires ! So, they are parasites on Human society! Parasite is Pahlavi or Arab King. Parasite is Rouhani = Khamenei = Trump ! In fact, Parasites are Politicians! Parasites are all Jewish Leaders !

Persian Joke 387: (It’s a Persian Joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) On day a (Jewish elite) said to his slave: “Get a chicken from your own money and prepare a dish from it. I will eat it and set you free! The slave was happy, and prepared a fried chicken. (The Jew) ate part of chicken, and then told the slave: “Add some peas and water to it. Tomorrow I will eat it and set you free.” The salve obeyed and prepared a new dish. Again (the Jew) ate part of it, and said to the slave: “add some water to it .. and then sell part of this food and get some butter and make it into another dish .. Tomorrow I set you free.” The slave said: “O master, ( I don’t need your Jew generosity! ) Don’t set me free, but for god sake set this poor Chicken free !!

Persian Joke 388: (Persian jokes made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) A muezzin would call out and then run. He was asked, “Why are you running?” He said: They said that my voice is beautiful from afar. I was running so that I could hear it from a distance! … And Mullah Nasredin went to Mecca on a pilgrimage and his turban was stolen. He said: O God, once in my life I came to Your house and You had my turban stolen. If you ever see me here again, have my teeth broken !

Persian Joke 389: (It’s a new version of an old Persian joke) A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having s-ex. The man was like Trump, and he was se-xually disable. So, lets call him Trump! .. Trump always used a dildo on her wife. But all these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over, and flip the light switch on, and saw that he was using a dildo! She said : I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo! Trump said: Oh, No, you, whore, Explain the kids!

Persian Joke 390: (It’s an ancient Persian joke) One day Qazanfar went to the local doctor and told him: Every night for the past month, I have dreamt a dream in which I have wrestling matches with donkeys! The doctor gave Qazanfar an herb and said: Eat this, and your dreams will go away. Qazanfar: Can I start taking them tomorrow? Doctor: why? Qazanfar: Because I’m scheduled to wrestle in the championship match tonight !

Persian Joke 391: The Iranian woman says to his husband: I thought of you today! It reminded me to take the garbage out ! … And as you know women love to talk and talk and talk to each others! So, the Iranian women often say to their husband: For about 5 minutes, I go to see the lady X . I want to talk to her for about 5 minutes; The food is cooking; You just check the food and the oven every 30 minutes !! (man 5 deiqe miram khune X-khaum, thou har nim saat yeh sa-ri beh Qaza bezan !! )

Persian Joke 392: Iranians say to Rouhanis & Islamists, and also to Trump and his fans: Brains aren’t everything! In your case they’re nothing !! … A wise Iranian says: When I was a kid, I was wondering why my parents use a lot of F-words when they were driving in Tehran! But now, when I have my own driving license and my own car, I can understand my parents, and I just say myself: Why did my parents use a few F-words when they were driving in Tehran ?!

Persian Joke 393: They ask Iranians: How do you know an Iranian is Abadani (from Abadan) or not ?! And Iranians say: It’s so easy! Just check whether or not this guy is wearing Rayban sunglasses ! … And they ask Abadani guys: Walking behind a crowd of Iranians, how can you tell who is Abadani ?! Abadanis say: Just loudly say This Ray-Ban belongs to whom?! Who ever turned their head back is Abadani !

Persian Joke 394: American comedians say: Donald Trump is so dumb, he ordered NASA to arrest illegal aliens ! … And Iranians say: If Arab Islam or American Christianity means Morality, then Up means down, left means right, Rape means Love, Mullah means Morality, Inhumanity means humanity, Tyranny means Democracy, and Cow or Trump means Human !!

Persian Joke 395: Some wise Iranians say: “Have you see any recent British or American documentary films about animals and wild nature ?! They go to oceans, 7000 meters below the water, and then find a poor fish, and then hurt fish and try to kill fish, and when the poor fish reacts, they say: This fish is a Monster !! This fish is among the most Dangerous Monsters on earth !! …. But we Iranians and all sane humans just say to these Western animals in human clothing: Hey stupid bastards, you are monsters, who try to hurt all living creatures !”

Persian Joke 396: (it’s like an Ancient Persian joke) A Basji goes to America! In the US, Basiji goes to the WC and knocks at the door. An American says, “What ?!” Basiji says: Well now, what’s your name? American says: Alex James Morrier. Basiji says: You scoundrels! Three of you American faggots went to the toilet together ?!!

Persian Joke 397: In about 700 years ago, the Great Persian Satirist, Zakanai, described the Politicians and Mullahs (Clergymen) in this way: Nothing = Their existence ! .. Hollow = Their civility ! .. Vanity and Folly = Their talk ! .. Dishonesty, Greed, Malice and Envy = Their characteristics !! .. Justice and Humanity: Their Enemy !! .. Roguery, Violence, Hypocrisy, Dissimulation and Falsehood = The ways of the Elite !!

Persian Joke 398: What do you do when a Turk or Trump throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back ! … What do you call a US President = a Trump with half a brain? A: Gifted ! … What do you call an Arab Leader with half a brain? A: Miracle ! … (And it’s an ancient Persian joke) Mullah Nasrudin used to say: If your wife doesn’t pay attention to what you are saying, the solution is so easy: Just Whisper it to another woman in a low voice !!

Persian Joke 399: An Iranian college student is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He saves the girl’s life, but the pit bull is killed in the process. An American policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: “You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: “Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl” The Iranian says: But I am not a New Yorker! American cop: Oh , then it will say in newspapers in the morning: Brave American saves life of little girl” ! Iranian: But I am not an American!, too American cop: “Oh, what are you then? ” Iranian says: I am a proud Iranian! I am a real Iranian! I am an Anti-Islamist Iranian ! … The next day all American newspapers say: An Iranian or Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog !!

Persian Joke 400: In about 700 years ago, the Great Persian Satirist Zakani sarcastically & satirically said: If you take a look at (this shitty world) you can see that Sincerity is the source of loss and animosity ! One who is sincere will never prosper ! As much as possible a man must flatter kings and politicians, and tell big lies and please them, and always use the phrase “The King says the Truth” as his motto! .. Whatever pleases stupid people should be said ! .. The Truth is so bad and so harmful ! .. If a Truthful man gives a hundred truthful testimonies, not only he will not be appreciated, but those who hear him will even be annoyed and will bring forth a hundred lies & interpretations to falsify him ! … But if a Big liar or Charlatan = an Evil man wants to give a false testimony they will bribe him in a hundred ways !, and lavish various considerations on him so that he will give that false testimony … So, Don’t tell the Truth! … Always tell Lies ! .. And it’s their Religious Morality ! ( = Arab Jewish Morality) , and it should be your motto (in this shitty world), if you want to become Somebody ! – Somebody like Rouhani, Trump and other Somebody!


Iranians Fuck Trump : Rouhani, Jokes, Europe

July 27, 2018

“In these days, there is no significant difference between Joke and Reality ! In these days, if you want to face reality, you can listen to the voice of Reason, or listen to the voice of Reality that says: Hey, Open your eyes! The reality is that the Reality is worse than all jokes ! Just look what the insane Politicians and the insane Religious Retards – including Arab Islamists / Mullahs and Christians and Jews-
say and do ! There is no significant difference between Joke and Reality ! But you should not forget that these years are very important years in human history. The future generations will tell our story – ie what we did and what happened in our times = our era. We live in an important historic era, and our era and what we are witnessing or creating will be remembered long after it occurs. We are making history, and we are changing the world and history, and we are creating historic things, and we are witnessing very important & historic events including: The End of America, the Death of United States, The End of the West (as we know it now), The Death of the Evil Empire, The End of Islamic Ideology, The Death of Arab Islam in Iran, The Death of the West’s Ideologies, The Death of Lefts / The End of Lefts, The End of the Western-made Lies & Myths, The Death of Jewish values / The Death of Semitic values ( = Barbaric values = inhumane vales), and the re-Rise of Iranian Values ( = Human values), the re-Rise of Great Persia, and many other important things. We are making history, and we are witnessing very important events – that will be remembered long after they occur. And you all know, it takes time and patience to make history, and to do great works / great things. So, you should stay calm and do the right things patiently, and enjoy Everything & enjoy Every piece of this long journey – that is a very important & historic journey – that will change the world and history for ever. Our era is a turning point in human history. We are changing the course of history. So, we all should be able to wait or accept difficulties, and do the right things patiently, and don’t lose patience with the slow pace of Change, simply because we are changing the world and history for ever; we are changing the course of history; We are making history”, the Wise Iranians say. They also add: “We Persians = Cyrus the Great children know our Historic duty, our Moral duty, and our Persian duty. Now in 2018, Just Look how our Cyrus, our Cyrus the Great – who is just one of many Great men of our Persia- has become a positive role model for all those who want to make a gesture of Greatness & Making their Country Great again ! Now their own Christian mass media confess that our Cyrus the Great teaching the lesson of Greatness & being Great to all little men of America! It’s so funny that even those little shits who threaten our Great Persia know that we Persians and our great Persian people teaching the lesson of Greatness & being Great to America and the West ! We Persians = the Great Persia’s people know our Historic duty, our Moral duty, and our Persian duty. We know our Persian Legacy, and our unique & historic roles in Human history. We Persians know How our wise Iranian ancestors in our Great Iran, the Land of Aryans, were teaching the lessons of Greatness & being a Great Culture & Civilization to The West and the World. Today, our Persian people = Children of Cyrus the Great still teaching the lesson of Greatness & being Great cultured & civilized people to America and the West. We know history, civilization, culture and Human values and its enemies, and many other things. We Persians = Great Persia’s children and Cyrus the Great people know our Historic duties, and our Historic roles in Human history. And we and you all know that it takes time & patience to make history, and to do great works / great things. The Real Great Work or The Real Change is not a one night thing / one night change! As you know, No Pain, No Gain is a Persian proverb that has become International proverb. In fact, the great Persian people invented / created concepts like : No Pain, No Gain, and introduced them to the Human world”. In these days, the Bad guys are playing many silly games. But as some wise Iranians say: “We Iranians know their Mullahs and their Great Satan and their childish games, their shitty games, their shitty war of words, their Bluffing games / Bullying games / Orwellian games. It’s so funny, and important to note that now – after seeing our Iranian people’s strong reactions- the American regime and US officials have started to talk about the proud Iranian nation and the proud Iranian people. But they don’t say, or pretend ignorance that the proud Iranian people will not stay silent !, and respond to American Barbarians & all Anti-Iran Barbarians. The Lefts, Marxists, Muslims, Christians and Jews and US officials and America cannot defend Arab Dictators & Arab Islamists & Arab Terrorists, and then shed crocodile tears for Freedom & Democracy & Human values = Iranian values of the great & proud Iranian nation. Now, American Barbarians have become so shameless, and instead of apologizing to the proud Iranian nation for all American Crimes & Betrayals in 2009 & all these years (from 1953 to 1979 Disaster to 2009 Coup and after that), American Barbarians ask other countries to join their Sadistic & Barbaric pressure campaigns! The Barbarians of America waging Economic wars against all countries, and then asking other countries to join their Sadistic & Barbaric pressure campaigns! America is a very bad & sick joke. But We Persians are asking every nation who is sick and tired of America’s Bullying & Barbaric behaviors to join our Civil campaign against America’s Barbarians & America’s Evil Empire. We Persians are asking all Good Guys who are sick and tired of America’s Bullying & Barbaric & Sadistic & Orwellian & Satanic behaviors to join our Civil campaign against America’s Evil Empire. America resembles the Mafia more than a country. America just reminds Iranians of the Islamic Regime of Mullahs, and it’s a very important issue. Europe, America and the Islamic Regime are exactly the same because all of them are run by by the same Mafia – that you can call it the CIA Media, the Masonic Mafia, the British / American Mafia, the Evil Empire, Dark forces, Evil Forces, Zahak’s sons, Satan’s children or anything else. America resembles the Mafia more than a state or nation, because Masons created America, the Masonic Mafia is running America, and everything and all things in America are Masonic = Orwellian, and the American people are Prisoners, Hostages or Slaves of The Masonic Mafia. In fact, the American people and Iranian people and other nations live in almost the same conditions, and the only real difference is that Iranians are aware of these shitty Orwellian conditions and don’t have any illusions about Freedom, Democracy, Human Rights and other things, but Americans and many other nations still have serious illusions. The level of Corruption and Immorality & Inhumanity in America shows that America resembles the Mafia more than a country. And their American Mafia is behind the Mullahs and Arab Islamists and other Anti-Iran Barbarians. Now in 2018, all good guys talk about important things like Locking Kids & Children in Cages (= Children Cage-gate) & American Racism & American Barbarism & American Economic War against all Countries & American War on Human Rights in their own UN and USA ! , and many other Evil things in the Satanic America of Trump. Now even the US good guys have created American campaigns like Deport Trump ! …. or Fuck Trump & Deport Trump ! , that are good & important campaigns. All good guys in all around the world – from Iran and Great Persia to Canada & America-
say the same things and want the same things, while Trump & Rouhani & all Bad guys and Barbarians work for the same Evil Empire. Now Trump’s soldiers = Basijis & Rouhanis & Islamists = Trump’s cows are setting a new world record for Stupidity and Treason. Rouhani’s cowardly acts and Rouhani’s treasons make Trump more and more shameless and outrageous (Gostakh, Vaqih). Islamic Cows and Islamic Cowards and their Great Traitor, Khamenie / Rouhani just encouraging Trump & Anti-Iran Barbarians to say and do more Shameless & Sadistic / Barbaric & Outrageous things against Iran. Mullahs and Islamists are Cows & Cowards, but Iranians Fuck Trump & Arab Islamists & Arab Jews & Europe = Anti-Iran Barbarians. The Islamic Cows and Islamic Sodomites = Basijis and Mullahs lick the ass of Anti-Iran Barbarians. And this is their fucking Arab Islam, the Arab Religion of Zellat & Nekbat. Our Iranian people reactions to Trump & Arab Islam & Anti-Iran Barbarians are so meaningful, and so strong. Now their shitty media talk about their shitty Trump threats against Iran! But our Iranian people just laugh and say: Threats ?! Who ?!! This little Sodomite Trump ?! Against our Great Persia ?! This little Sodomite Trump = Bache Ko(..)ni = Little faggot of America is a little shit-eater, like Jewish Arab shit-eaters, who love to eat Shit ! But our message and the Great Persia message is so simple and so clear : To America’s Leaders = Little Sodomites = Bache Ko(..)niha = The Little Barbarians of America : Never, ever threaten Cyrus the Great children, or you will Die and Go to Hell ! , likes of all those Anti-Iran Barbarians & Empires who went to hell for ever; we the Great Persia’s people sent them to hell for ever … Never, ever threaten the Great Persia’s people, or you will Die and Go to Hell ! , likes of all those Anti-Iran Barbarians & Empires who were so so bigger than you the little Barbarians of America, but we the Great Persia’s people sent all of them to hell for ever. We Persians are NOT your Mullahs or your Islamists or your Spoiled brats (Zionists) or your Arab Islamists = your Arab Basiis = Your Rouhanis. We Persians will fuck you, and will send your Untied States of Barbarians to hell for ever. We Persians are very clear about what we want, and what we are not going to allow to take place. Your fucking Arab Islam is Religion of your cows and your slaves. The Satanic Islam of Arabs is Religion of your Arab Islamists and your Arab Terrorists. But We Persians fuck your Arab Islam & your America – that loves Saudis & Arab Islamists so much. We are Persians and children of the Great Persia, the Home of Human Civilization. Your Jewish Islam of Arabs is Religion of your Arabs and your Mullahs and your Cows or your Basijis / Islamists = slaves of CIA & MI6. But We Iranians fuck your Arab Islam & your America – that loves Arab Islamists & Arab Barbarians. We Iranians will crush your Evil Empire of America. You little Barbarians of America now defend Arabs & Arab Terrorists & Arab Islamists ?!! (Hala vase maa Arab-parast shodid ?!! ) We Iranians fuck your Arab Islam & your America – that is Jew-worshiper and Arab-worshiper. We are Iranians and children of the Great Iran, the Land of Aryans, the Land of Great People. We Iranians are Myth-busters, and also Satan-busters, Zahak-busters and Barbarian-busters and Evil-Empire-busters ! We are not your people, your Arabs, your Jews or your Mullahs = your slaves. We Persians are no longer a country that will stand for your demented words of violence & racism & fascism & threats & bullying & bullshitting & barbarism! We Persians fuck you stupid barbarians of America & the West. And oh, please tell your Zionist Jews = your Spoiled rats = your Spoiled brats continue to suck our Cyrus the Great cock !, their Jewish Art of Cock Sucking is not bad ! (….) Ok, lets continue ! There is no significant difference between Joke and Reality in this Shitty era, Trump era. Trump and America eat shits; We Persians will crush America & all Anti-Human Barbarians, if they want to act like Nazis. America is becoming a shithole country. Today, The entire world and all countries hate America, because of Trump and American barbarians. This Mad Sodomite (Trump) who suffers from Mad Cow Disease is fucking America and killing America. This Mad Pig (Turmp) who suffers from Mad Cow Disease is killing America and putting an End to the United States. Just Look How Stupid and Retarded America and its stooges are. Their Leader is Trump ! Now the story of Trump and immigrant children, or Trump & his Child separation policy of Nazis, just remind you or the Nazi Germany & Nazi Hitler. The photos of the caged kids just prove that America is a shithole country, a fascist & racist shithole. Now the caged kids and the Trump’s immigrant family separation policy just show and prove that films like Without my Children ! or Not Without my daughter !! should be made about America & American Barbarism. In fact, the racist films like Not Without my Children ! or Not Without my daughter !! are real films about the reality of America & the true face of America Barbarism ! And it’s not just a subtle point! The Unites States is Anti-Human, Racist & Fascist. And it’s the Reality. Now it’s quite clear, and Trump shows and proves, that The United States is a shithole country. The United States is Fascist, Racist and Terrorist Country. Even good Americans are aware of this issue. All America’s good guys know what TrumpCamps (Trump Camps) means ! All America’s good guys know what Donald Trump means!, and that’s why they truly say: America’s camps are not different to Nazi’s concentration camps Locking Kids in Cages (June 2018) The Nazi policy of America is not a hidden fact. The Visa ban policy and their Anti-Iran Racism now has reached to a naked Racism & Nazism ! Now, The United States of America is a shithole Nazi Country! And it’s an undeniable fact. If you have any doubts, just ask Trump and Trump’s fans ! “. In these days, many things are so stupid and so shameful, but so informative. As some wise Iranians say: “Just Look what their own mass media say. Now their own mass media confess that we Iranians were right, and America and the American regime have granted Citizenship to 2,500 Mullahs and Basijis while negotiating the Mullah Deal since 2009 & their CIA Islamist Coup! (July 2018) Now even stupid animals can see that What we Iranians have repeatedly said about their Great Satan & its Mullahs & their CIA 2009 Coup & their Anti-Iran Projects were true, absolutely true. America is Evil. America is so Satanic. The Lefts and the West and America are behind Arab Islamists & Mullahs. Fuck America, and Fuck America’s mother & Father ! Fuck Lefts, and Fuck Father & Mother of Lefts ! Fuck Noam Chomsky!, and Fuck Chomsky’s father & mother! Fuck Europe, and Fuck Europe’s Mother & Father ! Now even stupid animals can see that Their Satanic Islam of Arabs just gives the West an excuse to create a bad image of our Iran, and to deny our Iran rights. They use their own fucking Arab Islam as an excuse to hurt our Iranian people & our Iran, and then to create a bad image of our Iran and to deny our Iran rights! It’s so important. Think about it. It’s the main Tactic of Masons, since 1979. In the past, they used this tactic secretly. But now they openly and shamelessly use their Arab Islamists against our Iran, and defend Arab Islamists & Arab Terrorists of Satanic Arabia outrageously ! America is Evil. America is so Satanic. America is a shithole country in these years. But now all American betrayals and Islamic betrayals are showing their results. Today in 2018, the Islamic Turkmenchay debacle and All Islamic debacles, all Islamic scandals and all American-Mullah affairs are showing their results: Now the Arab Islam is dead in Iran; the Arab Islam has died in Iran. All illusions about Arab Islam & America have died in Iran ! It’s so so important. Their puppet regime = Islamic Regime is Dead in Iran; Their Islamic Regime has died in our Iran, and a day that they officially declare that their Islamic regime is dead = a day that the entire world will see the Death of Islamic Regime is a day that you can call it ‘The Final nail in the Islamic Regime’s coffin or The Final nail in the Arab Islam’s coffin in Iran! But at that day, it would be too late to say that the Arab Islam has died in Iran! Today, before that final nail in their coffin, we Iranians declare that the Arab Islam has died in Iran; the Islamic Regime has died in Iran; the Arab Islamic Ideology has died in Iran. All sane people who are not blind, deaf and brainless can see such facts now. And it’s so obvious why all Iranians hate Arab Islam & Islamists so much. Mullahs and Islamists are Arab cows, slaves and stooge of the West = the Evil. But now all stooges of the West are have died in Iran, that means All Iranians hate them so much. Now when America and Europe support the Monarchists (Pahlavists), or Marxist-Islamist sodomites (Rajavists) and Marxist-Islamist Terrorists (MEK / MKO), then everybody can see that The West is Anti-Freedom & Anti-Democracy. The West is so Orwellian and so stupid. Now the West has become a very bad & sick joke, like or worse than the Mullah regime! Now, even if you talk/ write about why and how Iranians Fuck Trump, then the so-called Free World censoring your voice! It’s so important. Now if you google for Iranians Fuck Trump, you find zero results ! , zero related results, while all Iranians Fuck Trump ! The so-called Free World censoring all Iranian people’s reactions to Trump ! But why the West desperately tries to censor all Iranian people’s reactions to Trump and how Iranians Fuck Trump ?! Think about it. The West is Evil. The West is a cesspit of Censorship & Lies. If you talk/ write about why and how ordinary People Fuck Trump, then the so-called American Democracy & Free World censor or boycott your voice! And it’s not a joke! It’s beyond a joke! It’s Reality. But the most shocking thing and the most laughable thing is that when Iranian people talk about why and how Iranians Fuck Rouhani , then the so-called Free World censoring the voice of Iranian people! In fact, the West loves Rouhani so much, and the West is behind Rouhani, and thus when Iranian people talk about Fucking Rouhani or Fuck Rouhani, and why and how Iranians Fuck Rouhani, then the West censors or boycotts the voice of Iranian people ! The West is such a cesspit of Censorship. Their Free World is such a Cesspit of Censorship & Lies. As you all know, only in a very shitty Tyranny (= Orwellian Tyranny) and a Cesspit of Censorship they censor or boycott the Truth & the Truth-tellers, and how Iranians Fuck Trump or why Iranians hate Rouhani ! It’s so laughable that the fucking West and their fucking Free World support a Fascist Pig like Trump or Rouhani ! All sane people hate Trump. Iranians and non-Iranians hate Trump so much. But just look How America & Europe desperately try to censor How People Fuck Trump, why People Fuck Trump! , or why & how Iranians Fuck Rouhani. Today, The West should Die of Shame; The West’s leaders & the West Elite should Die of Shame; and we Iranians tell them: Die of Shame ! Is this your freedom & democracy ?! This Racist Fascist Terrorist Trump is your leader of the Free World ?! You should Go away and Die ! = Berid Bemirid ! = You should Get Lost and Die ! = You should Die of Shame !“. It’s so obvious why Iranians are angry, why the West is a bad & sick joke! In these days, the West’s Evil acts, the West’s Lies and the West’s Censorship remind Iranians of the Mullah regime and the roots of problems in Iran. As some wise Iranians say: “In these days, All Iranians say to Rouhani : Boro Bemir ! , that means: Go away and Die Rouhani / Get Lost and Die Rouahni ! / Die of Shame Rouhani ! It’s so obvious why All Iranians say to Rouhani & Trump : Boro Bemir ! … Boro beh Jahhanam ! (Go to Hell ! ) But just look how the West censors the public hatred for Rouhani ! Just look how the West censors Public anger at Rouhani ! So, if you still defend the West, then You should Die of Shame ! The West is Evil. And if you are still Blind and stupid, and cannot see why The West is Evil, then You should Go & Die of Shame ! Now all sane people can see that the West is exactly like the Islamic Regime of Mullahs. If you speak about why and how Iranians Fuck Trump & Rouhani, then they censor your voice, but in the name of Free Speech ! And they give their Free Speech Award to censors !, or to a Basiji & Islamist Fascist like ZibaKalam ! If you speak about why and how Iranians Fuck Rouhani & Islamists & Trump, then the West censors your voice, because it’s the true meaning of the West’s Free Speech. The West gives Free Speech Awards to Islamic Psychopaths & Islamist Fascists like Saudi Bin Laden and Zibakalam. The West is a bad & sick joke. Now, there is no significant difference between Joke and Reality in the West. They have no shame. The West and Bad guys even censor Persian jokes!, or tell silly jokes about Persian Jokes ! Now, there is not any real differences between Joke and Reality! So, you often should remind yourself and others about what is joke and what is reality! It’s so funny and important that now Humor, Satire or Joke has become a very useful weapon to fight the Evil Empire. Now the witty guys talk about the Weapon of Humor, the Army of satire ! , or the army of jokes ! Now the informed people including the informed Non-Iranians talk about Humor as an Iranian Weapon Against The Evil Empire, or Humor as an Iranian Weapon Against Islamists and all Bad guys, or Humor as an Iranian Weapon Against America and the West ! In fact, the wise people and all informed people can see the real civilized weapons of A Real Civilization, a real Great Nation. They know the importance of Persian Satire and Persian jokes. They know that even Persian jokes and the Persian Sense of Humor can defuse many Anti-Iran Plans. The Evil Empire desperately tries to create a very Bad & unreal image of Iran and Iranian people. But even Persian Jokes can fuck The Evil Empire and their Evil plans. The Evil Empire desperately tries to make all people slaves or robots – without any real human characteristics. But Persian humor and the sense of humor make people human; Humor and the sense of humor make people free, free of many Bad or Evil things; the sense of humor makes people strong. Since the ancient time, in the great Iranian culture, Hopelessness (lake of hope) and Sadness (lake of joy) is a bad or evil thing. And it’s so important. In the Jewish Religions, pleasure is evil, happiness is evil, joy is Evil ! But in our Great Iranian Culture, the lake of joy = Sadness is Evil; Unhappiness is Evil. And it’s a key difference. The Evil Empire wants to kill Hope, and says: Hope is Evil ! People should not have any Hope that they can defeat the Evil Empire ! But in our Great Iranian Culture, the lack of Hope = Hopelessness is Evil. And it’s so important, and that’s why Iranian people have been able to defeat The Evil forces and all Dark forces since the ancient times. Today, even Persian Jokes can fuck The Evil Empire and their Evil plans. So, lets talk more about Persian jokes and Persian sense of Humor ! We and you all have become so sick and tried of Politics and all Political shits. So, lets talk more about Persian jokes ! Unfortunately, most people know nothing about The long history of the Iranian Satire and Iranian jokes – that are among the first jokes and the oldest jokes in human history. Unfortunately, most people = most non-Iranians know nothing about Iranian jokes / Persian jokes or the Iranian sense of humor. And it’s what the Evil Empire wants. Now there are very few Persian jokes in English. But why ?! Millions of good jokes are produced by Iranian people in each year, or even in each month. But why the number of Persian jokes in English is so small ?! Now you can find a few dozen Persian Jokes in English in the Internet. But why ?! The Bad guys even censor Persian jokes. But why ?! If you can understand the importance of Persian jokes / Persian Satire and the importance of Persian Culture & Persian Mindset, then you can understand many things better”. They also add: “The Evil Empire tries to hide or censor the truths and the real images of Iran and Iranians. Persian jokes are important, and that’s why the West censoring them (…) But Millions of Iranians know English language, and if even 10% of these Iranians just translate a few dozen Persian Jokes from Persian to English, then the internet will be full of Persian Jokes, millions of Persian Jokes in English! “. It’s a good idea. We have translated about 1000 Persian jokes from Persian to English; and we waited for a proper time to publish them. But now, when the Anti-Iran Barbarians and their Evil Empire are breaking the record for Stupidity & Evil acts, and setting a new world record for Stupidity and Evil acts!, we think it’s a proper time for Persian Jokes in English ! In the last post, we broke the record for the longest post ! And here, we want to set a new record for Persian Jokes in English ! Now, in this post, we want to publish 200 Persian Jokes in English. We hope that, in the near future, some people or many people try to break our record for Persian Jokes in English , as the same thing happened to the Persian Foods and some other aspects of the Persian culture. One day, in 2011 and 2012, there were very few things about the Persian Foods, the Persian traditions / festivals, the Persian Fashion and the Persian Life-style in English and in the internet. But now, many things have changed. And it’s a good thing. We hope the same things happen to Persian Jokes / Satire, Persian Language, Persian Proverbs / Persian Wise Words, Persian Cinema, Persian Music, Persian Dance, Persian Theater, Persian Arts, and other aspects of Persian Culture. In this post, we also write a little about the Iranian Films and Iranian Cinema before 1979, and a list of Iranian films of 1970s that you should see if you want to know more about Iran, Iranian society, Iranian people, Iranian cinema and Iranian films and Modern Iran and its talented artists. As some wise Iranians say: “Bad guys and their Evil Empire desperately tried to hide the real image of Iran and Iranians. They still desperately try to create a Bad image of Iran and Iranians, and to hide the Real image of Iran and Iranians. But you can fight against them by Telling The Truth, and even by telling Persian Jokes ! You can fight against them by telling the truth about the Persian people and their great ancient Civilization & Culture; you can fight against them even by using Persian foods or Persian jokes! As you know, During the times of Universal Deceit, even a very simple and natural thing like Telling the Truth becomes a Revolutionary Act ! So for fighting against the Evil Empire, that is the Empire of Lies ( = the West’s Empire of Lies), you can merely Tell The Truth, instead of doing any special, unusual or unnatural things. Talking about Persian Comedy and Persian jokes – as an important product of Persia & Ancient culture of Iranian people and their sense of humor – is so important in these days which are the times of Universal Deceit, the times of Islamic Turkmenchay or the times of Rouhani and Trump and other stupid Whores who tell many Big Lies on a daily basis ! Telling Persian jokes is actually equal to Telling The Truth about Iran and Iranian Civilization, and also Telling The Truth about America & the West & their Evil Empire & their Evil stooges – from Islamists and Mullahs to Monarchists, Marxists and Terrorists / MEK / Basijis / MKO / DAESH / ISIS / Saudis and other Arab terrorists and Arab Jew barbarians. But the idiots cannot understand such things. The Religious fanatics have no sense of humor. It’s so important. Just look How the shitty Jews and the shitty Arab Islamists and the shitty Christian fanatics and other shitty Religions fanatics behave, live, or even react to Jokes! Their Life is a bad joke; their shameful Religious Life is worse than all jokes; but they say Joke or Humor is Corruption! Their fucking Semitic Religions, their Satanic Religions are the most immoral things and the most Corrupt & Stupid things in the world, but they still bullshit you about morality and immorality! They say Joy is Corruption !, Sex is Corruption! , or Happiness is Corruption, or Humor is Corruption! But Slavery is good ! Sadism is morality! Savagery is good! Bigotry and Barbarity is religious morality! Their fucking Religion is so Satanic, Sadistic and Semitic / Jewish. In all Semitic Religions, they are slaves of Satan, that means they are slaves of Religious leaders, slaves of money, slaves of sex, slaves of religion, slaves of Barbaric / Semitic traditions, slaves of power and slaves of Everything! Since the ancient time, the Iranian humorists used to say: Truth is bitter, so we say it sweetly ! But the Religious pigs hate the Truth, bitter or sweet ! Since the ancient time, the great writers of Persia and their great Persian writings show that Persians believed the main goal of Telling the Truth, creating awareness, and increasing Public awareness should be accompanied by creating good feelings in the hearts of the minds of people, including a good feeling of Hope and a good feeling of taking revenge on Bad guys / Bad things in a civilized way = punishing Bad guys in a civil way. So, since the ancient time, an special kind of Persian Jokes, aka Political jokes or Political-Religious jokes. have two main functions : (1) Mikhandoonan that means: they create joyful times and a lot of fun & laugh (2) Del Khonak Mikonan that means: they create good feelings in the hearts of the minds of people, including a good feeling of taking revenge on Bad guys in a civilized way = punishing Bad guys in a civil way. Since the ancient time, Millions of Persian jokes punish Religious Clergymen, Religious charlatans and Politicians. Today, almost all Religious pigs – from shitty Jews, shitty Arabs and all Islamists to Christian barbarians and Christian shits of America & Europe – are charlatans and psychopaths like Masons / Mullahs, Trump and Trump’s fans. They are full of shits & shitty paradoxes. Their Ideology is the Ideology of Lies; their Religion is Religion of Lies and Deception, that means they worship Lies, and they hate The Truth and The Good. They hate Persian Wisdom & Wise witty comments, mainly because because they hate The Truth and The Good”. In this post, we publish 200 Persian Jokes in English. We have made these Persian jokes or translated them from Persian to English. Unfortunately, many old websites about Persian jokes (like Jokestan.com etc) have been destroyed. But you still can find some good Persian Joke’s websites like Jokomok.com and Abadan.net. You can find many many Persian jokes in websites like Jokomok.com and Abadan.net; but unfortunately, these Persian jokes are in Persian language, not in English or any other languages. Persian jokes are philosophical jokes, sex jokes, religious jokes, political jokes, Mullah jokes / Basiij jokes (for ridiculing Mullahs/ Basijis), Rouhani jokes, Ghazanfar jokes = Blonde jokes = Dumb / Turk jokes and many other kinds of jokes. In this post, you can read 200 Persian Jokes in English, which are listed in 4 groups of 50 jokes ( = 4 sections of this post) This post has become a long post –
like a 100 page Book that has more than 10 sections. For reading such long posts we can recommend that you read one section in one day, or read some sections in one day. In these days, such long posts are necessary and / or inevitable, because the Bad guys are setting a new world record for Stupidity and Treason and other Evil things. As some Iranians say: ” It’s important to note that the Anti-Iran Barbarians and The West even censor Persian Jokes ! The stupid West censors all facts and all real news of Iran. But (as we said before) Iran is changing so fast, and those who don’t live in Iran even cannot believe it ! For insurance, now you can find many pictures about Persian Kiss /Iranian Kiss, and how Iranian boys & girls kiss each other in Iran! can you believe it? ! Just look ! (below pix) It’s just one of many new and funny pictures of Persian Kiss (below pix) Such Iranian picture can speak 10,000 words! , because it has many points, and it’s a typical case in Iran: A reluctant & Shy boy of Iran + An eager & Bold girl of Iran! (Other typical cases in Iran are: eager boy + reluctant girl; both are reluctant & Shy; both are eager & Bold ! ) The history and the world should bow down before the Brave Women of Iran & the Wise Men of Iran. When the West’s Barbarians didn’t how to utter or spell Love and Kiss, and when Europe and the West didn’t know the difference between Piss & Kiss (!!), the wise ancient Iranians were writing about Love and Kiss and it’s benefits ! As many know, the word Kiss has a Persian root : Buss / Busseh (We have already written about English words of Persian origin; check Archive) The idiots and Anti-Iran pigs still talk nonsense, and still pretend that Iran’s society care about Arab Islam, Hijab and other Jewish / Islamist laws !! But Iranians just laugh at them, and say : You still live in 1980s or the Stone Age ( = before 1979 ! ) .. Today, Dige Kar az een Harfa Gozashte ! = You idiots even cannot imagine what is happening in Iran & Iranian society now ! Today, the reality of Iran & Iranians is beyond most people’s imaginations. Today, our Iran is becoming Iranian again. Today, their Arab Islam has died in our Iran & among Iranian people”.

iran-fans.jpg

As some wise Iranians say : “The West and Bad guys want to create a Bad and unreal image of Iran and Iranians. So, you can simply tell the Truth, and show the real pictures of the real Iran & Iranians, if you want to fight against the Evil Empire and its Anti-Iran Barbarians and Bad guys. The Jewish Mullahs like Rouhani and Mesbah are Anti-Iran pigs or Jewish Kohen / Kohanim. A Jewish Cohen like Mullah Mesbah is a Jewish Arab rat who says many many Anti-Iran & Anti-Iranian things. If you compare such Jewish Mullahs to crocodiles or pigs or rats, you actually insult crocodiles or pigs or rats, and you should apologize to crocodiles & pigs & rats for such comparison ! God Bless rats & pigs ! (Baz khoda pedare Pig-ha & Rat-ha ro Biamorze ! ) The CIA’s Jewish Mullahs like Mullah Mesbah – that Iranians call him Temsah or The Jewish Mullah Crocodile – is a freemason faggot who is both a Taliban leader / DAESH leader / Saudi-Basiji leader and also a Freemason Sodomite who goes to UK and Canada and to the Masonic Lodges of the UK and the West – to learn his Masonic-Islamic-Arabic-Satanic lessons from British Masons. This Jewish Basiji leader, Meshab is a Jewish Taliban leader who openly says he hates Iran & Iranian values, but loves Jewish values & Jewish Islam of Arab Barbarians. This Arab Jewish Taliban = Mullah Mesbah is a savage Islamist who loves UK and America and Canada ! This Jewish Arab Terrorist, Mullah Mesbah is Anti-Iran & Anti-Iranian values, but pro-Arab barbarism, pro-Jewish values, and pro-Satanic cults. But why do the fucking West and Satanic America defend such Savage Islamists, but attack our Iran ?! Who grant visa and green cards to such Savage Islamists & Mullahs ?! Today, we and our Iranian people sarcastically ask: Their Satanic Islam of Arabs just hurt & betray our Iran & Iranian people, but why the West and America say nothing about the Satanic Islam of Arabs, and even defend Arab Islamists & the Satanic Islam of Savage Arabia?! … Their Satanic Islam of Arabs hurt and torture our Iranian people, but why don’t they condemn Arab Islam = Satanic Islam of Arabs?! What’s the use of the Satanic Islam of Arabs & the West ?! Their Satanic Islam of Arabs just gives the West an excuse to create Islamic Turkmenchay, and also to create a bad image of our Iran, and to deny our Iran rights ?! Think about it. All Iranian people hate Arab Islamists and their Arab Islam so much. But just look what the West and America say and do ! They openly defend Arab Islam, Arab Islamists & Arab Terrorists of Savage Arabia, but attack Anti-Islamist Iranians !! Mullahs are Arab Islamists who have polluted our Iran. But just look what the West and the UK, France and USA and Europe defend Mullahs and Arab Islamists and the Satanic Islam of Arabs / Mullahs / Saudis. They use their own fucking Arab Islam as an excuse to hurt our Iranian people & our Iran, and then to create a bad image of our Iran and to deny our Iran rights ! It’s so important. It’s not a joke ! Think about it. The Lefts and the West are behind Mullahs and Islamists & Zionists and all Evil forces. Since 2009, we Iranians have repeatedly said that the Lefts and Noam Chomsky = the Eunuch of CIA & MI6 just try to protect the Harem of the Big Brother. But now their own mass media confess that we Iranians were right, and America and the American regime have granted Citizenship to 2,500 Mullahs and Basijis while negotiating the Mullah Deal since 2009 & their CIA Islamist Coup! (July 2018) Now even stupid animals can see that we Iranians have repeatedly said about their Great Satan & Mullahs & 2009 Coup & Anti-Iran Projects were true, absolutely true. America is Evil. America is so Satanic . The America regime creates the fucking American sanctions and the fucking American Visa ban for Anti-Islamist Iranian people, but the America regime grants visa & green card & citizenship to thousands of Mullahs & Basijis & Islamists who kill Iranian people ! America is such a shithole country. America is a cesspit of Barbarians and Anti-Human pigs. America cannot retain the name of Human. The United States of America is a cesspit of Anti-Human pigs. Those who hurt Anti-Mullah Iranians = all Iranians, and impose Sadistic & Racist sanctions on all Iranians and impose Visa Ban or Travel ban on all Iranians, but grant visa & green card & citizenship to Mullahs & Basijis & Arab Islamists are Anti-Human pigs = American pigs = The Racist Fascist pigs of America & the West. It’s so obvious why we Iranians are so angry. Are you blind and cannot see why The United States of America is a cesspit of Racists & Terrorists & Sadists & Fascists pigs? All good guys can see such obvious things now. America cannot retain the name of Human. America is Anti-Human, but pro-Arab Barbarians and pro-Jewish Barbarians. Now eve the photos of the caged kids just prove that America is Anti-Human; America is a shithole country, a fascist & racist shithole. Now, The United States of America is a shithole Nazi Country. And it’s an undeniable fact. If you have any doubts, just ask Trump and Trump’s fans ! (….) It’s so obvious why all Iranians are so angry at America & The West. What can you say about those American pigs & Anti-Human pigs who have hurt and betrayed Iranian people since 2009, and kill Iranians or help killers of Iranian people? The UK and USA are the worst pigs of history. Today, everything is clear. Britain or America is a cesspit of Anti-Human pigs, and they violate human standards, and they violate human norms, and they violate human rights, and it’s an undeniable fact. Now even the fucking Parliament of Mullah regime confessing, and the fucking Western media confessing that : America and American regime grant Green Cards to Mullahs & Basijis, and (ask them to betray Iran and Iranians) and to suppress Iranian people and to serve the West’s interests! .. If today these Mullahs and Islamists get deported from America, it will become clear who is Traitor and sells the national interest like he is selling candies to America (July 2018) And it’s what their own media confess. In fact, now even stupid animals confess that we Iranians were right, and what we Iranians have repeatedly said about the Mullahs & the West & the 2009 CIA Coup of CIA’s Basijis & M6’s Mullahs since 2009 is true, absolutely true. Fuck America, and Fuck America’s mother & Father ! Fuck Lefts, and Fuck Father & Mother of Lefts ! Fuck Noam Chomsky! , and Fuck Chomsky’s father & mother! Fuck Europe, and Fuck Europe’s Mother & Father ! Now even stupid animals can see who is behind the Mullahs and the Islamic Regime of Traitors & Anti-Iran Pigs. Now many ask: How many more gifts to the Mullahs from America will be discovered? ! How many more gifts to the Islamist killers = Basijis from America & Europe will be discovered? ! And the answer is clear: there are many many details about Jewish Islamists & American Basijis & British Mullahs that will be discovered sooner or latter But the Big Picture has been clear since 2009, and even since 1979; and we Iranians have repeatedly talked about it. When you see how many Mullahs and Basijis and Family members of Mullahs & Islamist officials live in America, UK, Canada, France and Europe, then you surely know why we Iranians are so angry, and why Iranians Fuck America, why Iranians Spit at America & the West = the Arbab of Mullahs / the Master of Mullahs. Now in 2018, their own fucking Mass Media confess: America has granted Green Cards to Mullahs & Basijis, and this Green Card deal for Mullahs was made during negotiations for the 2009 Coup & Nuclear Turkmenchay ! When Obama and American regime, during their secret negotiations with Mullahs, decided to do a favor to the Anti-Iran Traitors = Mullahs, America granted citizenship to thousands of Mullahs & Basijis (= Killers of Iranian people in 2009) …. and then the Islamic regime’s official and Basiji / Islamist leaders started a competition over whose Islamist children could be part of these thousands of Green Cards !!! (July 2018) Can you believe it ?! It’s what their Mullah Parliament says ! , and the Mass media repeats ! It’s so obvious that these Mullahs and Basijis and all Arab Islamists and Obama and Donald Trump must be deported from America. And If today these Mullahs and Basijis get deported from America, it will become clear who is CIA agent and sells Iran’s national interest to America! The CIA’s Rouhani family members and the MI6’s Mullah Larijani’s daughter, Faheshe Larijani, and many Islamist pigs of Rouhani’s cabinet and many other Basjis and Islamists and Mad Mullahs live in America ! And it’s what what their own media say in 2018 ! Mullah Mesbah’s friends & family live in North America ! Larijani’s family & Larijani’s daughter, Faheshe Larijani / Fatemeh Larijani, live in America! Nobakht’s son (Ehsan Nobakht) and many Islamist children of Rouhani’s ministers & Basijis live in America, and give their dirty Arab-Islamic ass to their Great Satan! Hadad Adel’s daughter lives in America! Zarif’s son lives in America ! Iraq-chi’s sons live in Europe! Seif’s family live in Europe! Rouhani’s sons live in America and Britain! Khamenei’s family members live in Britain, Canada and America! Even the fucking sons and daughters of IRGC / Basiji leaders & Hezbollah leaders (Allahkaram & Zibakama & Hajj Ko(..)ni & Basiji Ko(..)ni etc) live in America, UK, Canada, France etc. And it’s what their own fucking Islamic media & mass media confess in 2018 ! Of course, the list of Islamic Traitors or Islamist officials who work for the CIA & MI6 and have received Green Cards from America and UK is a long list, a list of Thousands of Traitors. But It should be stated exactly which children of which Mullahs & Basijis & Islamist authorities live in the US & UK & Canada and have received citizenship or residency. They are part of The Anti-Iran Mafia in America. They are working for America against our national interests and our Iranian people and our Iranian values. So, the List of all children of Mullahs, Basijis and Islamist authorities that live in America and Europe must be published. And it’s what the good guys – who live in North America & Europe- must do. Now Iranian people say to the outside world and the good guys: If you see any children of Mullahs, Basijis and Islamist authorities that live in Europe and North America, please publish their names. They are Zina-zadeh. They are Islamic Dayoos. They are Islamic Whores. They are Islamic Traitors & Terrorists who work for the Anti-Iran Mafia. The fucking Europe and fucking America refer to these Islamist Whores & Crooks as Rich kids or Rich shits etc ! But these Arab Islamic Zina-zadeh and Islamic whores are children of Mullahs and Basijis. They have polluted our Iran, and created a fucking Islamic Hell in our Iran, but these Islamic Mother-fuckers fleeing from their own fucking Islamic Hell to their Great Satan’s Paradise! The Islamic Sodomites and Islamic whores are children of Mullahs and Basijis = Islamic Crooks & Thieves & Terrorists, but the West calls them Rich kids or Elite !!! Fuck the West, and Fuck Arab Islam of Mullahs. The Islamic Turkmenchay and Green card gates just prove that the Arab Islam is Religion of Zina-Zadeh-ha = Religion of whores & Religion of Sodomites. Only a Jewish Arab rat Mullah Mesbah or Rouhani can defend such Satanic cults, and be slaves of Jewish Satan & America. Just ask yourself: What’s the use of Arab Islam?! Tyranny & Turkmenchay & FATF ?! What’s the use of their fucking Arab Islam?! The answer is clear : Hurting Iranians and helping the Enemy of Iran; creating Islamic Tyranny & Turkmenchay to serve the West’s interest, and to hurt Iran & Iranians, and to aid the Enemy of Iran. Since 1979, The CIA’s Mullahs & Islamists and their Satanic Islam of Arabs only give the West an excuse to create a bad image of our Iran, and to deny our Iran rights. It’s their mission, and it’s only benefit of their fucking Arab Islam. The Arab Jewish Mullahs like Mesbah & Jannati are Arab Jewish pigs who have polluted our Iran with their Satanic Islam of Arab, that is the Satanic Islam of DAESH and Saudis and Arab Islamists of CIA. The Arab Jewish Mullahs like Mesbah & Jannati hate our Iran & Iranian values, and opnely defend Satanic Values and Jewish values of the Satanic Islam of Arabs & DAESH & Saudis of CIA & MI6. It’s not a hidden fact. It was and is their routine job ! The Arab Jewish Mullahs like Mesbah & Jannati are Anti-Iranian (Arab Zina-Zadeh) of CIA & MI6 who worked as DAESH leaders and ISIS leaders in AN era. Who was behind that Jewish Spy, AhmadiNejad (AN) ? The answer is clear: The CIA’s Jewish Mullahs like Mesbah & Jannati = The MI6’s Cult of Hojjatieh = The Satanic Cult of Jewish Islamic Freemasons. But now our Iranian people ask: Now where are these Arab Jewish Taliban = Mesbah & Jannati = Arab Jewish Mullahs/ Rats of CIA & MI6 ?! .. In their Rat holes !! (Hala Jewish Mesbah & Jannati Kooshan?! … Toye Sorakh Mushan !! ) The Jewish Arab rats = Islamists still help and defend Arab Barbarians & Anti-Iran Barbarians, and betray the Truth & betray Iran. Mullahs and Islamists are slaves and stooge of the West = the Evil. And now you if ask Iranians: Please name the three top threats to Freedom and Democracy and Progress in Iran, then Iranians give a short but pointed answer: “The West, the West, the West” ! As you know, The West and America and Europe are synonyms ! It’s so important that if you want to name the three top threats to Freedom and Democracy in Iran, then a short but pointed answer is: Europe, Europe, Europe ! In fact, Europe and America are the same shit, and the same threat to Freedom & Democracy & Peace & Progress in Iran and the world. America & Europe’s childish games can only fool Anti-Human Barbarians & Pigs like Noam Chomsky and Masons / Marxists / Mullahs. We all know Europe’s goals and also the childish goals of America & Europe’s childish games. And that’s why Iranians say: Fuck Europe! Fuck Rouhani ! Fuck Europe ! America and Europe are the same shit. When Trump and other European & American sodomites threaten Iran, then Iranians just laugh and say: Who threaten whom?! … They talk about their own Economic wars, an internal war in a Wolf family, or what ?! .. Who threaten whom?! (Ajab Khar-to-Olaqi shode ! ) .. The West is a jungle of stupid animals ! ( = Jungle Mola ! = Jungle of Mullahs ! ) Who threaten our Iran ?! Who?! the little shits like Trump?! or a little sodomite like John Bolton = John Sholkon ?! John Bolton is a Sodomite, but do you know why his name of John Bolton ?! Since his children, the US pedophiles was telling him: Hey, John Shol-kon ! Hey John Shol-kon ! , while they were sodomizing him! (John Shol-kon means: John loosen it! John loosen your ass! John loosen your muscle … ) So, John Shol-kon, John Sholkon finally became John Bolton ! This little sodomite, John Bolton or John Shol-kon, can only fuck with himself and his Marxist-Islamist sodomites of CIA & M6 ( = MEK / MKO / Rajavists) ! No one takes him serious! Zavad Zarif and John Bolton and Rouhani and Pompeo are the same Anti-Iran Sodomites. Mullah = Rouhani is War profiteer. All Iranians know such things. Now even the regim’s stupid animals confess to such facts : Mullah = Rouhani is Sanction profiteer (Kasebe Tahrim) Rabbi / Mufti / Mullah = Rouhani is Religion profiteer (Kasebe Diin) Mullah = Rouhani is Turkmenchay profiteer. Who can deny such undeniable facts? Now even their own stupid animals / Islamists call for Rouhani to Resign. In fact, not only all Iranians say that Rouhani must be impeached, and Rouhani must be tried for High Treason and for all his Lies & Evil acts, but now even stupid animals / Islamists call on Rouhani to Resign and to step down. Now even stupid animals can see that the CIA’s Islamists and British Mullahs like Rouhani waging “Economic war” against Iran & Iranians. Who can deny such undeniable facts? Rouhani waging “Economic war” against Iran & Iranians, by implementing IMF Plans, FATF Plans and all Anti-Iran Plans of Rockefellers & Rothschild. Who can deny such undeniable facts? Even their own Fucking Mullah TV (IRIB) and Mullah media confess to such facts. Who can forget or forgive the shameful story of The CIA Iran Project & Rouhani & Rockefellers & CFR & FATF & Rothschild & IMF & Noam Chomsky etc ? In fact, Trump is not important at all (Trump sag-e kie ! ) The main problem is CIA’s Rouhanis and their CIA / IMF plans = Anti-Iran Plans of Islamic Regime of CIA. The main problem is The Anti-Iran Mafia and their stooges / spies – and Rouhani is just one of them. Larijani or Zarif or Rouhani is just a symbol of The Anti-Iran Mafia’s stooges – who openly say: It’s A Time to Betray !! They even write books about their Treasons & Betrayals, and call it A Time to Betray !! These stupid pigs see themselves as Betrayers of the Truth ! and Betrayers of Iran or Iranians. They are so proud that they are Betrayers of the Truth! But it’s obvious Islamists and Basijis and all cultists become Betrayers of the Truth. Their Arab Islam is a Satanic Religion, and their Masonic Ideology = Jewish / Arabic Ideology = their Islamic Ideology is a Satanic Ideology in which Betrayal and Barbarity are good things, but Honesty and Humanity and Dignity are bad things! Trump’s soldiers = Trump’s cows are Arab Islamists or Arab Basijis who have polluted our Iran and our world with their Satanic Islam, their Jewish Ideology and their Jewish Shariah / Masonic Shariah. As George Orwell said, when they want to become Masons or Satan’s soldiers, they are told : You are prepared to keep our secrets and to give your lives? You are prepared to commit mass murder? You are prepared to kill innocent children? You are prepared to betray your country to foreign powers? You are prepared to cheat, to forge, to blackmail, to corrupt the minds of children? And when they say Yes, they become Masons or Satan’s soldiers = Mullahs / Rouhanis or Pahlavists/ Rajavists / Basijis / DAESH / ISIS / Saudis / Zionists etc. And it’s what George Orwell said in ‘1984’ (for more info, check Archive) Now we all can see that such facts are not myths. Now Masons = Rouhanis / Mullahs and other Traitors desperately try to create a chance or A Time for Treason ! = A Time for Turkmenchay ! = A Time to Betray ! So, it’s a very good time for Public awareness and Big changes = A Time for ‘Khar Fahm Shodan ! = A Time to Become Aware ( = Khar Fahm Shodan ! ) = A Time to see the West’s true face & the West’s real intentions & the West’s evil nature & the West’s stooges – from Islamists and Mullahs to other Masons and Traitors. Now, in Rouhani or Trump’s era, you all can see that Trump just revealing the harsh realities of America = a shitty Orwellian World. Trump reflects the realities of the United States. Trump is America, and Rouhani is Arab Islam. Rouhani Turkmenhchay is Arab Islam. Trump is Racist & Satanic Christianity of America, and Rouhani is Jewish Islam of Arab Cows & Arab pigs = Anti-Iran Barbarians. The Satanic Islam of Arabs and the Satanic Christianity of America are the same shit, the same Jewish shit. Even the story of Trump’s Christian Morality & Trump’s Hijab & Nudity can show you who is who ! (for more info, check below sections) Even the story of FATF can show you who is who ! But Just look How they censor FATF and FATF-gate ?! Just look how the West and the media censor all news of the FATF gate! Now in 2018, the story of FATF is so important. But If you search the internet, you find nothing about the story of FATF and Rouhanis ! Zero results ! But why such important issues are censored in such a silly way ?! Not only all Western media, but all fucking Lefty media and all Lefts censor such facts and news, but why ?! After IMF-gate, IRIB-gate, CFR-gate, Candy Charms-gate and Rockefeller-gate and all Historic scandals in recent years (for more info, check Archive), now the fucking Western media and all Lefty media censor FATF gate and say nothing, even one word, about the story of Imperialist Plans and FATF plans! They know that FATF and CFR are synonyms; FATF and Bilderberg group are synonyms; FATF and Rockefellers are synonyms; FATF and CIA’s Iran Project are synonyms. But they censor all facts, and actually reveal many things about themselves and their Big Brother (= their Arbab ! / Kad Khoda ! ) The West and the Lefts are the same shits. But now their own fucking Mullah TV (IRIB) talks about their own FATF gate , and say: The FATF is what the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) wants from Mullahs ! .. The FATF is what the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) dictates to the Islamic regime ! .. The FATF is what the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) asks of the Islamic regime of Mullahs ! .. (Do you know why Zarif and Seif go to the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) regularly ?! ! ) Zarfi and Seif go to the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) regularly to report on the FATF issue to The Big Brother (= their Arbab ! ) … The FATF is what the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) and (the CIA Mafia = the Zionist Mafia) are asking of Rouhani and the Islamic regime ! (June 2018) Can you believe it ?! It’s what their own Mullah TV says! Of course, they don’t say it’s a bad thing ! They are too happy that The CFR or Bilderberg Group is asking x & y of Mullahs ! But they just say to America or Zionist Mafia: You’re asking too much of Mullahs !!! (June 2018) Mullahs and Khamenei have no problem with the Zionist Rothschild or Rockefellers or CFR or Bilderberg Group! Their only problem is that The CFR or Bilderberg Group is asking too much of Mullahs !! (June 2018) And it’s what their own Mullah TV says in recent days! Now even idiots can see that the CIA / MI6, Rouhani, Rothschild, IMF, CFR, FATF, Khamenie, Bilderberg, Lefts and Rockefellers and Mullahs are synonyms! The story of FATF is a long story (We write more about it in this post, and in the future) But Just look How all media, specially Lefts and Lefty media = the so-called Fucking Anti-Imperialists censor FATF gate, IMF gate, CFR gate and all historic scandals of Islamists & Marxists. The fucking Lefts and the fucking Marxists, and their Leader Noam Chomsky are worse than Rockefellers. Noam Chomsky is really a Rothschild or worse than Rothschild. The Lefts and their motherfucker Chomsky play the role of the Eunuch in the Love Story of Mad Mullahs & Great Satan ! The Eunuch ( = Khajeh) or the Eunuch of Harem were / are male whores who try to protect the Harem of the Big Brother ! Now the Eunuch of Harem like the CIA’s Basiji Khajeh-pour write in the Al-Monitor = CIA Iran Project media in defense of Rouhani & FATF & Economic Chaos & Economic Corruption & Economic war on Iran ! (for more info, check below sections) Just ask yourself who is this CIA’s Basiji Khajeh-pour ?! Khajehpour is a member of Namazi clan and the CIA Mullah Mafia in America! Khajehpour is a Basiji Khajeh like Mullah Mesbah or Jannati. The CIA’s Arab Jewish Mullahs like Mesbah & Jannati are now in rat holes! But you should not forget that they were DAESH leaders of the Satanic Islam of Arab Basijis, and ISIS leaders of Anti-Iran Arabs / Basijis; and their Satanic Islam of Arabs polluted our Iran. The Arab Jewish Mullahs like Mesbah & Jannati are Jewish Ayatollahs of CIA & MI6, who openly say: Iranian values and defending The Truth & Iran & Iranian values (Iran garaii ! … ) are bad, but the Satanic Islam of Arabs and the Jewish Islam of Arab Barbarians are good because their Satanic Islam is Anti-Iranian, and their Arab Barbarians & Arab Islamists are Anti-Iran. Can you believe it ?! This CIA’s Jewish Kohen, Mullah Mesbah, openly & shamelessly says such things. No one can deny this undeniable fact that the CIA’s Satanic Mullahs like the Jewish Ayatollah Mesbah of CIA are Anti-Iran and Anti-Iranian. Mesbah and Zibakalam are the same Jewish Freemasons. No one is able to deny this undeniable fact that the CIA’s Jewish Ayatollah Zibakalam or Mesbah is Anti-Iran & Anti-Iranian. It’s important to note that both Islamic Freemasons Mesbah and Zibakalam, say the same Anti-Iran things. It’s so important that Mullah Mesbah & Netanyahu & Zibakalam & Saudis say the same Anti-Iranian things, exactly the same.the CIA’s Masonic Ayatollah Zibakalam or Mesbah himself says that he is Anti-Iran, and he hates Iranian values, and he loves Jewish values & Anti-Iran Arabs, and he loves Anti-Iran Barbairans, and he hates Iran and Iranian values and all Iranian things ! If you want to know their Satanic Islam of Arabs and the Jewish Islam of Arabs that are Anti-Iran and Anti-Iranian, just do some research about this Arab Jewish Son of Zahak = the CIA’s Ayatollah Mesbah. Now the Sons of Zahak = Jewish Mullahs like Zibakalam, Rouhani and Mesbah = Jewish sons of Satan and their Jewish Islam of Arabs cannot hide their true face. After their Islamic Turkmenchay, even stupid animals can see the true face of their Anti-Iranian Islam = their Satanic Islam = The Jewish Islam of Arab Barbarians. Now all humans can see how The Jewish Zionists and Arab Islamists have untied against our Iran. So now AN-lovers = Shit-lovers = CIA’s Arab Jewish Ayatollah Mesbah and his fans = Jewish Arab rats (Mesbah chiha) just hide themselves in rat holes ! But our Iranian people ask: Now where are these Arab Jewish Mullahs / Rats of CIA & MI6 ?! .. In Rat holes !! (Hala Mesbah & Mesbahiha Kushan ?! .. Toye Sorakh Mushan !! ) Their Arab Islam has only one benefit : to make excuses for the West, and to serve the West’s interests. Just ask yourself: What is the use of their Arab Islam?! It’s so important and so laughable, and please ask yourself again and again: Why Their own Arab Islam just gives the West an excuse to deny our Iran rights ?! We Iranians hate Arab Islamists and their Arab Islam so much, but why their Arab Islam is used as an excuse to deny our Iran rights?!! Their Satanic Islam of Arabs just hurt and betray Iran and Iranians. But when they want to attack our Iran or deny our Iran rights, they use their own Satanic Islam of Arabs as an excuse to deny our Iran rights !! It’s so important, isn’t it ? All Iranians hate the Satanic Islam of Arabs, not only because Arab Islam & Islamists hurt and betray Iran and Iranians, but because Their Satanic Islam of Arabs just gives the West an excuse to create a bad image of our Iran, and to deny our Iran rights, and to keep our Iran backward and under Tyranny . It’s a very important issue. It’s an old Evil Plan of Anti-Iranian Barbarians. Think about it. In about 100 years ago, only Iranian intellectuals were aware of such issues. But now in 2018, almost all Iranians are aware of this issue. And it’s so important. Now the Arab Islam has died in our Iran. Thank God ! Arab Islamists = Mullahs and their Islamic Tyranny & Turkmenchay kill Arab Islam in our Iran. The below picture is an important Iranian cartoon belongs to about 100 years ago ( to Iran’s Constitutional Revolution of 1905 ) Just look how the wise Iranians – in about 100 ago – pictured Mullahs & Islamists as Turbaned snakes & Turbaned scorpions who attack Iranian people and the Angel of Iranian Freedom. Such a good old cartoon. It just has one problem: you cannot see UK flag or British flag in the Snake Turbans to show that these Arab Islamists & Mullahs = snakes & scorpions are actually British stooges, and their Turbans (Ammame) are British Turbans = Masonic Turbans / Jewish Turbans”.

7106416.jpg

Persian Joke 1 : They ask Arab Basijis about Brain and using your Brain. The first Arab Basiji says: Brain is something that you should not use it; because if you use Brain, it becomes smaller and smaller! And it’s what Muftis / Mullahs have told us. The second Arab Basiji says: Brain is a useless thing; Brain is something that you don’t need it. Why you should use your brain when your religion is Arab Islam and your Leader is Arab Mullah (Khamenei) ? The third Arab Basiji: Death to Brain ! Brain is a imperialist thing, and we Basijis don’t use Brain and such imperialist things ! The forth Arab: Sorry folks, but What is Brain ?!

Persian Joke 2: The Arab Islamist finally gets American Visa of the US Embassy in Saudi Arabia! This Saudi Arab Terrorist goes to America! In the American Hotel, the Arab Islamist fills in their application form in this way: Name: Jasim abdul Ahmed … Sex: Yes Please ! … Male or Female: Both Please !! ………. Children: Oh, Yah! I’m an Arab Pedophile! More Children Please ! … Wife: More Wives Please ! (I have 4 official wives, and about 50 sex slaves = unofficial wives; but) Arab needs more s-ex; So, More Wives Please ! … Job: Trump’s partner and an Arab Terrorist of the CIA ! ….

Persian Joke 3: The witty Iranians ask an Arab Ayatollah: Please tell us about the role of your wife, and the role of women ? Ayatollah: OK, as you all know, women are important things; and the role of women is so important. After the 1979 Revolution, my wife played the role of my right hand ! The witty Iranians: And before the 1979 Revolution ? Ayatollah just waits for a long time, and then says: And before the 1979 Revolution, when I was in the Shah’s prison, My right hand played the role of my wife and my women !!

Persian Joke 4 : The Man say: Life is like a Man (a penis): women make it hard for no reason ! …. But the Woman say: Life is like a Woman (or Vagina): men fuck it for no reason !

Persian Joke 5: An Iranian businessman (Hajji Bazaari) died and went to hell; but when he opened his eyes he saw that Everything is OK ! All things are beautiful ! So, when he saw a Devil agent, he said: Here is hell or heaven (= paradise) ?! Devil agent: Here is Hell; Hajji: But everything is OK here, and it’s a nice place to live! Devil agent : Are you Iranian? An Iranian who lived under the Mullah regime? Hajji: Yah, but how do you know that I lived in Iran under the Mullah regime ?! Devil agent: because only an Iranian who lives under the Mullah regime can see Hell as Heaven ! For Iranians who have lived in the Islamic hell in Iran, even Hell or Europe is Paradise ! Compared to the Islamic hell of the Mullah regime, even Europe or Hell is a Paradise !!

Persian Joke 6: Are you suffering from your loneliness ? .. Marriage is your solution … After marriage, you will desperately seek loneliness, and you will get pleasure from your loneliness !!

Persian Joke 7: Ayatollah was preaching about the benefits of the Jewish-Islamist Hijab .. A Jewish Arab woman said to Ayatollah: Yah Sheikh, even in my house and in front of my husband, I wear Hijab (= Jewish Veil) Ayatollah: Oh, God bless you! Oh, my men, Please give her the Key of Heaven ! (The Key of Paradise!) … Then another woman said to Ayatollah: Yah Sheikh, I wear Hijab in public places, but in the house I just wear Bikini ! Ayatollah: Oh, God bless you! Oh, my men, Please give her the Key of my house !, the Key of my own house !

Persian Joke 8 : Rouhani talks about the dollar price, and says: they create rumors; they want to destroy my credit; what they say about the price of Dollar in Rouhani’s era is bullshit. Hey Nobakht / Nekbat ( = Rouhani’s aid) please tell the Truth; What is the price of Dollar in Rouhani’s era? Nobakht: Truth ? now ? … or now ?! … or now ?!! (the price of dollar increasing on a tic-tac basis ! )

Persian Joke 9: They ask Basijis: What do you think about Khamenei’s remarks ? Have you ever thought about Khamenei’s words / remarks? Basijis: Think ?! about Khamenei ?! No, never! We never do such non-Islamic things – like Thinking, or Questioning ! We never eat such shits !! = We never think (= Maa ro cheh beh een Goh khoria !!)

Persian Joke 10: They ask a witty Iranian: can you name three birds ? Iranian: Crow, Sparrow and Rouhani. They: What? Rouhani ?! But Rouhani is a not a bird. Iranian : But Rouhani is a stupid animal, so maybe he suddenly decides to fly ! , like birds ! ( or to become Anti-American ! , like a CIA jerk ) Who knows !!

Persian Joke 11: A Iranian man and his American date (maybe Trump’s daughter !) are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and fondling each other. Just then, the America girl stops and sits up. Iranian: “What’s the matter?” American: “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute, and I charge $100 for sex.” The Iranian thinks about it for a few seconds, but then reluctantly gets out a $100 bill, pays her, and they have sex. After a cigarette, he just sits in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asks the American girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before,” replies the Iranian man, “but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $120 !!

Persian Joke 12: Men marry women, for the lack of Sentiment ( = Sentimentalism = tendency to favor Sex or emotion over Reason ! ); Men divorce women, for the lack of Patience; Men re-marry (= marry women again), for the lack of Brain ! / the lack of Memory ! …. And Women marry men, for the lack of money; Women divorce men, for the lack of money; Women re-marry (= marry men again), for the lack of money !

Persian Joke 13: A Basiji killed his father and mother. The judge asks him: Why did you kill your own father and mother? Basiji: Because I have discovered their dirty-sexy relationships !

Persian Joke 14: Do you know Who is a Basiji ? A Basiji is a person who resist Understanding ! A Basiji is a person who resist Thinking & Understanding ! (dar barabar-e Fahdiman Moghavemat mikone ! ) In fact, a Basiji is a person who refers to Stupidity & Ignorance as Resistance Idiocy ! (Hemaghat-e Moghavemati ! ) orHeroic Foolishness ! (Belahat-e Qahramanene ! )

Persian Joke 15: A Basii is watching a porn film, but suddenly his Basiji Hajji (his commander) enters the room, and Basiji says: Oh, Brother, you don’t knock before you enter; But it’s OK .. Just come and see How these American Zionist pigs are raping these poor Arab women !

Persian Joke 16: A Basiji goes for an Islamic contest, a Quran reading contest. But they ask Basiji to read ‘Bani Israel’ surah ! So, Basijis says to himself: Bani Israel ?! But we Basijis hate Israel, and we should leave such a Zionist contest, don’t we ?! So, Basiji leaves Arab Islam, and Quran contest !

Persian Joke 17: Rouhani’s men impose a dusk-to-dawn curfew (Hokumat Nezami). At 2 o’clock (noon), Hajji says to his Basiji: Just wait here, and after 8 o’clock (night) you shoot everybody and kill them, if you see them in the streets. Then Hajji goes, and at 5 o’clock (afternoon) he returns to check the situation, but he suddenly sees that his Basiji has killed several people. Hajji: Hey idiot Why did you kill them? I said 8 o’clock, but now is 5 o’clock. Basiji: But Hajji, they asked me about an address that they would not be able to find it even after 10 o’clock ! … So, It just did my job !

Persian Joke 18: An Arab Basiji was listening to an Arab dancing music in his car. They stopped him, and asked him: What are you doing ?! are you listening to Dancing music ? Arab Basiji: Oh, No, God forbids; I am just listening to Quran & Rozeh, but these Arabs read Quran & Rozeh with a happy / dancing rhythm !

Persian Joke 19: Angel Gabriel comes and says to a Basiji: I can do a favor for you; just make a wish .. Just ask me to do you a favor. Basiji: OK, I want to see God. Gabriel: But eh .. it’s impossible. God is not .. You cannot see God. Basiji: So, make me Human; I want to become a real human. Gabriel: Oh, no … Oh, shit … I prefer to show you the God. It’s easier ! (Pasho berim hamun Khoda ro behet neshun bedam ! ) Making you human is much more harder and more impossible !

Persian Joke 20: A Basiji gets married, but he sleeps alone. One night his wife asks: So when you want to kiss me and fu-ck me? Basiji :What ?! What you said bitch ?! I have married only because I wanted to get rid of such dirty-sexy things !

Persian Joke 21: A Basiji goes before an Iranian judge, and asks: oh, judge, the Iranian people tell me: Don’t eat shit ! (Goh Nakhor ! ) But do they have the right to tell me Don’t eat shit ! (Goh Nakhor ! ) ?! …. Iranian judge : No, don’t listen to them! It’s none of their business. You are free to eat shit .. Go and eat shit !

Persian Joke 22: The Mass media has reported that Hassan Rouhani is the winner of the Nobel Prize of Chemistry ! But do you know why ?! Why do they give Rouhani the Nobel Prize of Chemistry ?! … Because Hassan Rouhani has succeeded into converting Rial into Shit !! / Gold into Shit !!

Persian Joke 23: A Basiji goes and says to a Mullah: Oh Sheikh, I have some problems, and I ask for your advice. Please help me. I know a girl that is so beautiful and rich. Her family are so rich, but they are Anti-Islamist and Anti-Mullah, and do anti-Islamist things … I know another girl that is so ugly and so religious Islamist. Her family are also Basiji / Islamist and do all Islamist things .. So, what should I do? which girl is better for me? Mullah: Prophets and Imams said blah blah blah blah. So, we conclude that you should marry that ugly Islamist girl, and you should give me the telephone number & address of that rich beautiful girl !

Persian Joke 24: They asked Bohlul (a Wise Persian figure of Ancient times) : What is the difference between a Turban (Ammame) and a diaper (Pushak) ? Bohlul said: There is no difference; they put diaper under, but turban on the shit !

Persian Joke 25: (This is an ancient Iranian joke belongs to about 1000 years ago) Everyone wanted to sleep with Arab King’s daughter; so he asked his Vizier for a solution. His Iranian Vizier said: We can create an impossible game like (..) So, Arab King declared: “Anyone who can wrestle my lion and kill lion, will be given permission to fuck my Arab daughter. But Remember : (1) you Kill lion (2) you fuck my Arab girl. For days all Arab men tried to kill the lion and would fail miserably. Arabs said: No one can kill Lion. It’s impossible. Thus, the Arab King became so proud and so shameless, and said: Say this to Iranian men, and ask them to do it. But His Iranian Vizier said: No, it’s a not a good idea. Iranians are not like Arabs … But the Arab king said: no, you are Iranian, and that’s why you say such things .. find a very stupid Iranian, and put him in the lion room … So, Arabs tried to find a stupid Iranian, and after a lot of search, they finally foudnd Ghazanfar ! (a symbol of funny idiots) They told him the Arab King’s conditions: (1) you Kill lion (2) you fuck his Arab girl. Ghazanfar said ok, and went into the empty room with the lion. 30 minutes passed, and everyone could hear loud screams from both. But what happened ?! Ghazanfar was killed ?! or Ghazanfar was injured ?! Was Ghazanfar able to kill the lion ? After 45 minutes the door opens and Ghazanfar walks out! He just says “Well, I did the number one, and I fucked the Lion ! .. so, I have to kill whom ?!! As the number 2, I have to kill which girl ?!! (In fact, instead of killing lion and fucking girl, Ghazanfar did: Fucking Lion !, and then killing girl, ! ) The Arab king says to himself and his Vizier: Wow ! killing Lion is impossible; our Arab men could not do it … but Iranians did a more impossible thing: fucking Lion !! Wow ! … Vizier : I have already told you that Iranians are not Arabs! Even their Ghazanfar, the most stupid one, is better than your (…) !

Persian Joke 26: A Basiji wanted to start his daily Islamist prayers, but said: Allaho Akbar, Khamenei Rahbar .. An Iranian Muslim saw him, and said to him: hey idiot, It’s Muslim prayer; and you should only say: Allaho Akbar; and not Khamenei Rahbar … But Basiji looked at him with a strange angry look, and then re-started his Islamist prayers with: Allaho Akbar, Khamenei Rahbar, and Death to the Enemy of Khamenei & Vali Faqih !

Persian Joke 27: They ask a Basiji: Who is God ? What is your definition of God ? Basiji waits for a long time, and then says: I think God is Khamenei’s agent in the Heaven ! = Vali Faqih’s agents in the Heaven ( = Namayande Vali Faqih dar Ka-enat ! )

Persian Joke 28: Ghazanfar goes to Imam Reza’s shrine for praying, but he suddenly sees a very beautiful girl, who is praying and saying: Imam Reza, please say to God that I thank God for this beautiful face and this beautiful body; I thank God for my mom and dad, who are nice people; Now I only need a nice husband … Ghazanfar suddenly jumps into her arms, and says: Oh, Imam Reza don’t push me, please don’t push me Imam Reza; OK I am going to kiss her! Aha, OK … I am a nice husband, but please don’t push me the next time, OK Imam Reza ?!

Persian Joke 29: One Day a Basiji man goes to an Islamic harem (= holy site), and sees that harem is so crowded. So, he starts yelling and saying: Hey idiots don’t make a lot of noise, and don’t confuse God and Saints! .. last year, you made a lot of noise, and you confused God and Saints, and so I got pregnant !! Female wishes and male wishes were mixed, and thus it confused God and Saints! This time I don’t want to get pregnant again! Don’t make a lot of noise Idiots, and don’t confuse God and Saints! ..

Persian Joke 30: A Mullah says to another Mullahs: In Iran, all people are becoming anti-Mullah and Anti-Islamist, and now all people refuse to go to mosques; and all mosques are empty now. So, what should we do ? Another Mullah stands and says: The solution is so easy. Just tell them that mosque is a place for Love making, and for dating girls & boys .. then all young Iranians who need a safe place for love making and such sexual things will go to mosques, and then all mosques will be over crowded !

Persian Joke 31: A Basiji pig was smoking and doing drugs in Muharram and Ashura! An Iranian asks him: Why do you Islamist fanatic do drugs in Muharram and Ashura ?! The Basiji pig says: Because I cannot be an indifferent person like you the irreligious people, the unbelievers! Yazid and his cruelty make me sad and depressed, and so I need drugs ! Can you understand ?!

Persian Joke 32: A girls goes to a wizard & future teller (Fal-gir) to see her hands and to predict her future! She asked : Dose anyone marry me ? And wizard quickly says: No, never ! Girl: But you have not seen my hands yet ? Wizard: But I have seen your face well !

Persian Joke 33: Ghazanfar hit his friend so hard, and his friend sued him. In the court, judge asked him: Why did you hit your friend? Ghazanfer: Because 10 years ago, he called me hippopotamus ! (Asb-e Abi) Judge: 10 years ago?! so why do you hit him now ?! Ghazanfer: Because now I have seen Hippopotamus in the TV, and now I understand what Hippopotamus means !

Persian Joke 34: An Iranian talks to God, and says: Oh, God, you gave my childhood, and then you took it back .. you gave my youth, and then you took it back; Oh, God (you give everything , and then you take it back; it’s your tradition) now for some years, you have given me a wife … so, I just wanted to remind you of your tradition !

Persian Joke 35: If Kaleh Pache was an Italian food, then its name was Kaleh Pachino ! (like Al Pachino !), and eating such Italian food / Western food was a very High Class thing !

Persian Joke 36: A girl goes to become a secretary. They ask her: How much money you want as your salary? She says: 3 million ! They say: 3 million ?! But our Boss’s salary is 2 million. Girl: (So, do you want to have sexual intercourse with your Boss ?!) OK. you can go and have your sexual intercourse with him ! (go and fuck him ! )

Persian Joke 37: (It’s an ancient Persian joke) Girl: “Girls are better than boys.” Boy: “Then why did God make boys first?” Girl: “Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy!”

Persian Joke 38: A girl lies naked on the bed, spreads her legs and ask Ghazanfar : Do you know what it means ?! Ghazanfar says: I know it, bitch .. you want to occupy all the bed !

Persian Joke 39: A Basiji says to himself: Such a weird world it is. Before 1979, TV showed Sex & Dance & Fun; so people went to Mosques ! But now after 1979, TV shows Mosques and Mullahs, and thus people go for sex & dance & fun !

Persian Joke 40: Do you know why they put Honey in the mouth of bride and groom, at their wedding night?! Because they want to change the taste of the Shit that they ate that night !!

Persian Joke 41: A Basiji film that all Basijis love it so much is : Shiar-e 140 Darajeh ! … But it’s a dirty-sexy title in Persian, and even in English. If you want to translate the film title in English, it becomes: A 140 Degree Crack ! or A 140 Degree Slit / Slut ! …. A Basiji slut, with a 140 Degree Crack !, has created this shitty Islamist film !

Persian Joke 42: (It’s an old joke about Playing with Persian words; Does this taxi go to x street (x Mikhoreh) and x eats are synonyms in Persian) One day a beautiful girl hails a taxi, and says: Aqa … Karim Khan Mikhoreh ? (Do you go to Karim Khan street?! … that also means: Do you think Karim Khan eat it ?! ) But the witty taxi drivers smiles, and says: Don’t worry honey, Karim Khan should not eat it (chera Karim Khan bokhoreh .. !) I should eat it because I need it more !!

Persian Joke 43: (it’s an old Persian joke) Ghazanfar’s wife was missed. So, Ghazanfar and his brother went to police station, and police man asked him: what are the physical characteristics of your wife? Ghazanfar: She is a blond, with a hot body and long hair, and long legs and beautiful tits and a very hot body. Ghazanfar’s brother : But your wife, Soqra, is not like this. Why do you tell lies?! Ghazanfar: Shut up idiot; now they want to find a wife for me, so let them find a good & hot wife for me !

Persian Joke 44: A female member of the Mullah Parliament says to her Basiji women: until when this Crack is among us, and inside us, then men always sit on us and ride us !! … So we should fill this crack that is among us, inside us !!

Persian Joke 45: Three Basiji pigs – that the West & Media call them Rich kids (Rich shits) – were talking about their fathers and their money & power. First Basiji kid: My father is the most powerful person of the regime. He is the regime’s President. He can create new laws, or stops old laws. So, we are so rich and powerful. Second Basiji kid: In this regime, President is not as powerful as Guardian Council members. My father is a member of the Guardian Council. My father can reject all laws & all President’s orders & all Parliament’s laws. So, we are so rich and powerful. Third Basiji kid: But my father is more powerful than your fathers. Two Basiji kids : Do you want to say that you are Khamenei’s son ?! Third Basiji kid: No, my father is a simple Basiji thug, who runs your father laws / rules in the streets. He taking bribes, and fucking all laws of your fathers! , and all parts of this country! So, we the Basiji thugs are so rich and so powerful !

Persian Joke 46: After the 1979 disaster, the Iranian people were divided into Three main groups: (1) Ashkanian ! = those stupid idiots who shed a lot of tears in the fucking morning festivals of Islamists (2) Samanian ! = those who steal millions or billions of dollars from us, and get rich (3) Safavian ! = all ordinary people who should wait in a large queue, for everything ! (In Persian, Ashk means Tear, and also a dynasty; Saf means queue, and Saf-avian is a dynasty; Saman means good life, and Samanian is a dynasty)

Persian Joke 47: Basijis arrested an American Ghazanfar ! (= Chomsky ! ) , who was drunk. In the Islamist police-station, the American Ghazanfar ( = Chomsky ! ) said: Why I am here? Why did you bring me to this place? Basijis: for Drinking wine ! The US Ghazanfar : really ?! For drinking wine ! so Lets drink wine ! .. You Islamists / Basijis are so cool, and What the Iranian people and their media say about you is bullshit, a rumor, a very baseless rumor !!

Persian Joke 48: Do you know what is the difference between Mathematicians and Philosophers ? Mathematicians try to solve unsolvable problems with the help of Math …. But Philosophers, with the help of Philosophy, try to convert all solved problems into unsolvable problems ! … And the Islamic students of the Islamic Philosophy say: We study for three years; in the first year, we, the Islamic students, and they, the teachers, know what we are talking about. In the second year, we don’t know what they are talking about. In the third year, even they themselves don’t know what they are talking about !

Persian Joke 49 : One day they use a Lie-detector device to see which Mullahs tell lies. Rafsanjani says: I am a good guy.. The Lie-detector device beeps ! Khamenei says: I am not a Spy & Stooge of the West. The Lie-detector device beeps ! Khatami says: I think I were honest. The Lie-detector device beeps ! Rouhani says: I think … The Lie-detector device beeps !

Persian Joke 50: A Mullah and a girl and Ghazanfar were in a taxi in Tehran. Mullah tried to secretly molest the girl, but suddenly the girl slapped his face hard. Then the taxi driver slapped him, and then Ghazanfar slapped him. Mullah sued them; and in the court, judge asked girl: Why did you slap Mullah? girl: because Mullah wanted to molest me. Then judge asked driver: Why did you slap Mullah? Driver: because doing such dirty things in a public place is so bad ! And finally judge asked Ghazanfar: Why did you slap Mullah? Ghazanfar: because I saw all people are hitting Mullah, and so I thought the Regime has changed !!

The below pictures is an Iranian cartoon in 1980 ! It belongs to the Nowruz of 1980 (1359), about one year after the Islamic Disaster of 1979! This means only after one year (after the 1979 Disaster) the wise Iranians and the witty Iranians could predict the future ! In this good Iranian cartoon of 1980 / 1359, even a Canary wears Hijab ! , and cannot sign for Spring & Nowruz, because of the Mullahs and their Islamic Disaster ! Such a good cartoon. As some wise Iranians say: “the Fake Religion of Arabs = Jewish Islam of Arabs / Mullahs is based on Lies & Deception & Fake Things. Most non-Iranians don’t know how the Lefts, the West and their Mullahs tell big lies about Iranians and how Iranians support Mullahs! All their TV interviews are fake interviews. Just look ! The below picture speak 100,000 words. It’s the picture of a Typical fake interview in the Mullah TV (IRIB); Take a close look at it, and think about it. Only a very stupid Bastard or a very stupid Animal / Basiji – who has no honesty & no humanity & no brain & no dignity ( = Bi-sharaf & Bi-Namoos & Bi-Hame Chiz etc ) can be interviewee or interviewer of such fake interviews of a fake regime = Islamic regime”.

zimg_007_7b.jpgdemotratic_interview-Abadan-Iran.jpg

As some wise Iranians say: “the theatrical fight between the West and the Mullahs is exactly like the theatrical interviews of the Mullah TV (above pix) ! It’s theatrical or fake, not real ! A fake interview that is manufactured by the Mullah TV (IRIB) wants to pretend that Iran’s people support the Mullah regime !! , or Iran’s people repeat the regime’s words !!! But they often put a note or a piece of writing in front of interviewee, and ask her / him to answer the question by reading that piece of writing ! (above pix) Take a close look at the above picture; this picture speaks 100,000 words! It’s a typical case of Mullah TV’s interviews. Both interviewer and interviewee know that it’s a fake or theatrical interview, in which the Bad guys have already written both questions and answers, and interviewer and interviewee should only play their silly role in such a silly Farce –
that its scenario has already written behind the scenes! The stupid bastards refer to such fake interviews as Free Speech or People’s Voices !! But Iranians just say: It’s just a film or a fake thing (hamash film-e ! ) And the silly fight between the West and the Mullahs is just a film or a fake thing. Only stupid bastards and stupid animals can think or pretend that the silly Fight between the West and Mullahs is a real one ! The stupid animals / bastards even try to hide Fuck Rouhani jokes, Fuck Arab Islam jokes. Fuck Europe & Rouhani jokes, or Fuck America & Rouhani jokes and other kinds of Persian jokes! But now all sane people can see the true colors of both the Mullahs & the West. Just take a loot at the shameful story of Rouhani & FATF. Just think a little about the Love story of FATF & Mullahs , or CFR & Mullahs , or IMF & Mullahs , that is actually the Love story of Zionists & Islamists. If you want to know more about the Islamic Turkmenchay & Theatrical Fight between America & Mullahs, you can do some research about FATF and Global Mafia. It’s so important now (in 2018) Now the FATF shit has created many historic problems in Iran. Now the FATF shit has fucked all Sarafis = all Currency Exchange shops in Iran. Now the FATF shit has fucked Dollar price in Iran. For the first time in Iran’s history, all Sarafis = all Currency Exchange shops have been closed down by Force and by a Foreign Spy = Rouhani. In Tehran, the Ferdowsi street is the street of Sarafis ( = Currency Exchange shops) The UK embassy is in the Ferdowsi street ! The Russian embassy, the German embassy and the French embassy and many other embassies are located in Ferdowsi street or its neighborhood. But in front of the fucking Western embassies and the fucking West’s eyes, Rouhanis attacked Free Market & Freedom of Trade & all principles of Freedom & Free Trade & Open Market ! But The West and IMF and World Back support Rouhanis and such a Fascist & Tyrannical acts! Now as a result of FATF shit, all Sarafis = all Currency Exchange shops have been closed down in Ferdowsi street! And it’s so important. It’s a complete Farce. It’s a great treason & a great crime of Rouhani, because it has increased the Dollar price from 4500 Toman to 10,000 Toman. It has created a lot of Corruption, Embezzlement, briberies and dirty money for dirty pigs of the CIA & MI6 = Mullahs & Islamists. So, we all must try to connect the dots of the FATF puzzle. And here, lets connect some dots, a few dots. The FATF puzzle needs more attention, because it has created a lot of problems for Iran & Iranian people. The FATF shit is a main part of their Islamic Turkmenchay = the Love story of Mullahs & Zionist Mafia. FATF (Financial Action Task Force) is a product of G8 group ! And it’s what their own website says! It’s important to note that there are very few things & limited information about FATF in the internet ! But why ?! FATF is a secret project of Spying agencies = Rockefeller & Rothschild’s agencies?! Now if you google for FATF & IMF, or FATF & World Bank, or FATF & CFR, or FATF & Mullahs, or FATF & Imperialists, or FATF & Rouhani, or FATF & Zionists, you will find Nothing, zero results ! In fact, The FATF puzzle is a secret and hidden puzzle, exactly like the puzzle of Spying Agencies! But Why ?! Why do they try to hide the FATF, the FATF facts, the FATF real history = The FATF puzzle ?! It’s funny that when all western media, all western TVs and all western websites censor the FATF story, only some Mullah media and Mullah TV (IRIB) have some acceptable reports about FATF ! It’s so laughable, and so shameful. Now sometimes the Mullah TV (IRIB) becomes the most Free TV of the West & the world !! It’s so so shameful. Shame on all Western media & all Lefty media , because they are even worse that the shitty Mullah TV (IRIB). In recent days, the Mullah TV showed a short but good documentary film (with a lot of good evidence, not with slogans or bullshit) about FATF and FATF’s history, and said: they say G8 created FATF, but CFR (Council of Foreign Relations) created all action plans and all details of FATF .. the CFR controls FATF .. Zarif and Seif go to the CFR (for what ?!!) .. the Islamic Regime and Rouhani have accepted to implement the Zionist plans of the CFR and FATF ! … (this CIA’s freemason Islamist) Seif is the head of Central Bank of Islamic Regime, but Seif goes to (the Zionist meetings of ) CFR to report on FATF to the (Zionist members of ) CFR ! .. CFR and FATF try to control all banks in all around the world … CFR and FATF try to control the global economy and all economic transactions … FATF , as a part of (CIA Mafia = Global Mafia), is also a part of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and FATF and IMF are actually (synonyms) … CFR and FATF and IMF try to control Iran’s banks and Iran’s Economy, and they say all economic transactions and all details of Iran’s economy and Iran’s banks should be controlled and monitored by America and (the Zionist CFR and the Zionist IMF) !!! (June 2018) Can you believe it ?! It’s what their own Mullah TV (IRIB) says ! The relations between FATF and CFR are so important, and we and you all should ask why do both Zarif and Seif regularly go to the Zionist CFR ?! They want to report on which important issue to the Zionist CFR = the Zionist Master of Mullahs ( = Arbab-e Mullahs) ?! Now their own Mullah TV says they report on FATF to CRF !! And FATF is just a code-name for Controlling all Banks of Iran and Destroying Iran’s Economy & Iran’s Independence! Now it’s quite clear that FATF is just a code-name or operation-name for destroying Free Market, Open Market and all Free Businesses and all Sarafis = all Currency Exchange shops and all independent trades & activities in Iran ! Indeed, FATF is just a code-name for destroying Iran’s Economy. FATF means Rothschild and Rockefeller. FATF means: Systematic Corruption is The only thing that works! Now all Iranians can see How Rouhanis = Mullahs create Economic chaos and Economic crisis to aid the Enemy of Iran and to pave the way for more Turkmenchays. Today, FATF is a key term. FATF is an operation code / code-name for the CIA Rouhani Anti-Iran Projects. With this CIA operation code (FATF) the CIA’s Islamists and Rouhani attacked all Sarafies of Tehran, and increased the price of Dollar from about 4000 Toman to 10,000 Toman in several weeks ! This CIA operation code (FATF) of Rouhani means: all Sarafies of Tehran should be closed down ! , and the price of Dollar should be increased from about 4000 Toman to 10,000 Toman in several weeks !, and Rouhani should create Economic chaos and Economic crisis to aid the Enemy of Iran. FATF is a key term. The CIA’s Rouhani & CIA Islamists want to destroy all Iranian things, including Sarafis. In Iran, Currency exchange shops are called Sarafis. As all informed people know, the first Currency exchange shops were invented / created by Iranians. The first Currency exchange shops were created by Iranians to facilitate the great trade between Persia and India, and also between Persia and China. But now the CIA’s Islamists desperately try to destroy Sarafis ! FATF is a CIA operation code name for such Anti-Iran projects of The CIA Rouhani. This CIA operation code (FATF) means Rothschild and Rockefellers control Mullahs & Islamic Regime & Islamic Banks. In recent days (July 2018), the CIA’s Rouhani & Larijani make silly Anti-American gestures to allow their fucking Islamic parliament = CIA’s Mullahs to pass FATF bill and kiss the ass of Trump / Rockefeller / Rothschild in a heroic way ! Today, FATF is a key term. If you want to know their Islamic Koon Dadan and their CIA’s Mullahs and their CIA’s Basijis / CIA’s Islamists, then you should focus on FATF and do some research about FATF . Today, it’s quite clear that FATF is a project of the Evil Empire’s Spying agencies & their Rouhanis. Now their own fucking media confess: The Zionist IMF and the Zionist CRF = the so-called Rockefellers and Rothschild want to control all Banks of Iran and all economic transactions of Iran and the world in a very Satanic Project code-named FATF ! In recent days, the CIA media reports: Rouhani And Larijani Meet With Khamenei Over FATF !! (July 2018) Do you know which media report this, and which media are so touchy about FATF ?! The CIA’s media like VOA, Radio Farda, and Al-Monitor, the media of the CIA’s Iran Project ! Just search the internet ! It’ so funny and so important that the CIA’s Radio Farda publishes a very shitty article, FATF and Turkmenchay Pendari !!! , in Persian language ! X pendari means Imaginary x, or x exists only in your mind and imagination !! So, Turkmenchay Pendari means an Imaginary Turkmenchay ! , or a Turkmenchay that exists only in your mind and imagination !! And it’s what the CIA’s Radio Farda says about their FATF and Islamic Regime of CIA ! It’s funny that the CIA’s official media, the CIA’s Radio Farda, publishes such shits and defend Rouhani and Islamic Regime in a silly way! The CIA’s Basji faggot, Ali Afshari, defends the Islamic Regime & Islamic Turkmenchay & FATF ! In these days, it’s not bad that you all take a look at the CIA’s Al-Monitor, which is the official media of the CIA’s Iran Project. (As we said before) The CIA’s Al-Monitor can show you many good things about The CIA’s Iran Project and the CIA’s plans that Rouhani tries to implement in Iran. Do you know what The CIA’s Al-Monitor says in recent days ?! The CIA’s media, Al-Monitor, openly and shamelessly says: Iran’s Economic Crisis gives CIA’s Rouhani chance to hit Corrupt networks !!!!! (July 2018) Can you believe it ?! The CIA defends its asset, Rouhani, in such a silly way ! Rouhani and Corruption are synonyms. Rouhani and Corrupt networks are synonyms. But the CIA media says Rouhani has created Economic Crisis !! , to implement FATF plans !!! And FATF plans are CIA’s plans for Corrupt networks ! Can you believe it ?! Take a look at Al-Monitor ! It’s so laughable, and so informative ! The Al-Monitor is the official media of the CIA’s Iran Project, and their recent jokes are among the most laughable jokes of all times! The Al-Monitor can show you the low IQs of CIA whores, and the empty hands of CIA Mafia. Do you know who write such silly Orwellian crap/ Orwellian jokes for the CIA’s Al-Monitor ?! the CIA’s sodomites like B. Khajehpour !! This Islamic sodomite, Khajeh-pour, is a very notorious member of the CIA’s Mullah Mafia in America ! Khajehpour or Khajeh-pour is a CIA Islamist Khajeh ! , a notorious member of the Namazi clan ! In Persian, Khajeh means Eunuch ! The CIA’s Basijis are actually Khajeh of Harem ! (Khajeh Harem-sara ! ), and this CIA’s Basiji Khajeh-pour is just one of the CIA’s Islamist Khajeh of Harem ! The Namazi clan and their Khajeh-pour and other CIA’s Basjis and CIA’s Islamists are a good symbol of a Khajeh = Eunuch = a Balls-less man (a man who has been CASTRATED), especially one who guarded Whores of Harem ! It’s funny and important to note that in the Satanic English language of UK, they talk about their Political Eunuch !! They say Rouhani is a political eunuch ! It’s so laughable, and so informative. Now even stupid animals confess that their Rouhani is a Political Dayoos, and a Political Khajeh = Political Eunuch ! (below pix) In the 19th century, the UK said: Mullah is a political eunuch ! And now we all can see what it means! Now it’s quite clear that Ayatollah is a political eunuch = a balls-less male whore who desperately tries to defends the CIA’s Turkmenchay & the CIA’s Whores of Harem ! The FATF puzzle can reveal many things. Now even stupid animals see and confess that The CIA’s Whores of Harem are Basijis and Islamists who created the 2009 Coup, the 2009 Massacre, the Islamic Turkmenchay and the Nuclear Turkmenchay in Iran. The CIA’s Whores of Harem are Basijis and Islamists who have implemented The CIA’s Internet Censorship projects and The CIA’s Telegram in Iran. The CIA’s Whores of Harem are Basijis and Islamists who support and help the CIA’s Internet Spying projects in Iran. The CIA’s Islamic Whores are Basijis and Islamists who have implemented the IMF Plans and FATF plans in Iran. The CIA’s Whores of Harem are Basijis and Islamists who have created or helped The CIA’s Corrupt Networks in Iran. In recent years, The CIA media like Al-monitor.c-o-m defends Basijis and Rouhanis and IRGC and CIA’s Hajjis like Hajj Qasem ! (In all these years, we have repeatedly written about Al-Monitor and how they defend Basijis and Islamists; check Archive) And now in July 2015, the CIA’s Hajj Qasem defends Rouhani of CIA ! As the witty Iranians say: Now it becomes clear that even their fucking Hajj Qasem is a nothing a Sodomite and Eunuch & Faggot & Farter ! ( Hajj Qasem shoon ham Guzu & Ko(.)ndeh & Khajeh dar-umad ! ) In fact, their Hajj Qasem is Khajeh of Harem. The CIA’s Hajj Qasem is actually Hajj Qasem of their Uncle Napoleon ! Today, all Basijis are Basiji Bikhayeh = Khajeh of Harem. Now all Iranians say to Basijis: Go away & Die = Berid Bemirid = Get lost & Die = Go & Die of shame. Fuck your Father & Mother & your Arab Islam =your Religion of Nekbat & Zellat & Dayoosi & Pofyoozi ! Shame on You, and Shame on Your fucking Islam = Satanic Islam of Turkmenchay & Nekbat & Zellat (Khak bar oon Sare-toon ! .. Khak bar oon Maz-hab & oon Sare Khare toon !! ) It’s obvious why a corrupt embezzler like Basiji Bikhayeh = Khajeh-pour who is a thief and terrorist defends Rouhanis and FATF ! What can you expect from a CIA Islamist Eunuch / Khajeh who has embezzled millions of dollars of our Iran’s money and has taken some millions dollars Bribes from oil companies?! It’s so Orwellian and so laughable that such a corrupt pig and Corrupt Thief talks about their Corrupt networks & thier major embezzlement cases in our Iran !! Khajeh-pour or Islamist Khajeh is a symbol of the West’s Elite = the West’s corrupt crooks and thieves who have created FATF to fight against themselves ! = Corrupt networks !! It’s a very bad joke that Corrupt Crooks & Thieves want to fight Corruption ! But it’s the West’s norms. In the West and America, Terrorists fight Terrorism ! Pedophiles fight Pedophilia ! Sexual Perverts fight Perversion ! Professional Prostitutes fight Prostitution ! Corrupt officials fight Corruption! Mafia fight Mafia ! Drug dealers fight Drugs ! Porn Stars fight Porn ! America is a Bad joke, a very Bad joke. Just look How Trump is fucking America ! But Trump is not an Islamist Terrorist ! Trump is a Christian Terrorist ! Trump is a Terrorist American President who is fucking America! If you want to know How do The CIA ‘Islamist networks’ operate, you should know How do The CIA ‘Corrupt networks’ operate! If you ordinary people want to buy or transfer 10 dollar or 10,000 dollar, they say: It can be Corruption or Money-laundering of FATF ! But when they themselves and their spies and their terrorists and their agents want to buy & transfer millions of dollars & billions of dollars, then it’s OK ! , and has no problem ! And This is FATF. You should know the so-called Iran Contra = Mullah Contra or CIA Contra, in which America and Mullahs and Zionists created a historic Farce of Money-laundering. But now those pigs whose official job is Money laundering say that they want to fight Money laundering ! They say ordinary people should not be able to transfer 100 dollar or 10,000 dollars , but the global mafia and the corrupt networks of CIA & MI6 should be able to transfer millions of dollars & billions of dollars without a trace ! As you all know, the Money Laundering is the job of the Spying agencies and Mafia. If they really want to control the Money Laundering, they should control themselves! = Spying agencies ! But their goal is not ‘Controlling the Money Laundering’, but is ‘Controlling the people’ ! They want to control people and all aspect of our life more and more and more. FATF is just part of The 1984’s plans, to create an Orwellian shit-hole in the Entire world. Before AhmadiNejad’s era & Rouhani’s era, and also before the Islamic Disaster or 1979, Iran was among the Free countries in which the Market was free and the Banks and many business activities were free. In fact, Iran was among the last Free countries in which at least the Global Mafia or the Evil Empire was not able to control many aspects of your private life and your banking / financial transactions! But Mullahs, specially AhmadiNejad (AN) and Rouhani are slaves of Rothschild and Rockefellers, and created the 2009 Coup, and after that implemented IMF plans, CIA’s plans, Rockefeller’s plans and Rothschild’s plans in Iran. That Jewish Spy, AhmadiNejad (AN), had a key role in FATF shits and IMF plans and all evil plans of Rothschilds and Rockefellers in Iran. Rouhani or AhmadiNejad (AN) was and is a Jewish code-name for the sons of Rothschilds and Rockefellers in Iran. Several books should be written about AhmadiNejad (AN), and how this Jewish AN tried to destroy Iran and Iran’s economy and Iran’s environment and Iran’s natural resources and Everything of Iran, and How AhmadiNejad worked for the CIA & IMF & Zionists, and how AhmadiNejad helped Rothschild and Rockefellers, and how the CIA’s Jewish Marxists & Lefts & Noam Chomsky helped AhmadiNejad. Several books should be written about Hassan Rouhani, and how this British Freemason (Rouhani) tried to destroy Iran and Iran’s economy and Iran’s environment and Iran’s resources and Iran’s independence and Iran’s prestige and Iran’s national interests & Iran’s national security, and How Rouhani works for the MI6 / CIA & Rothschild & Rockefellers, and how all Western media & Marxists & Lefts & Noam Chomsky defend Rouhani and his Turkmenchay. Who can defend FATF and IMF and World Bank and CFR and Bilderberg Group?! Who can defend Rothschils & Rockefellers & Imperialists & Colonial Powers & Global Mafia ?! The answer is clear: Pigs like Noam Chomsky and Marxists and Lefts, who work for the CIA and MI6. It’s so important that these Lefts = Lefty pigs chant Anti-Imperialist slogans, while they are in bed with so-called Imperialists ! Fuck Noam Chomsky, and Fuck Chomsky’s father, and Fuck Chomsky’s mother ! Noam Chomsky is a Jewish pig and a symbol of all CIA pigs who try to fool and deceive innocent children. So, Fuck Noam Chomsky, and Fuck Noam Chomsky’s father ! The Jewish father of Noam Chomsky was a Jewish Mullah, a Jewish Rabbi, who sodomized Noam Chomsky and made him a male whore; and it’s a Jewish tradition ! So, Fuck Noam Chomsky’s father & mother ! The pain and suffering in Iran has a main cause: Pigs like Noam Chomsky and Lefts who defend CIA’s Islamists and all puppet dictators and all puppet Mullahs and all puppet regimes. So, Fuck Noam Chomsky, and Fuck Noam Chomsky’s father ! There is a main cause for all imperialist plans in Iran – including Islamic Turkmenchay, FATF plans in Iran & IMF Plans in Iran: Pigs like Noam Chomsky and Lefts and Marxists who work as apologists for CIA Mullahs, CIA Islamists and all CIA assets in Iran and the world. The Zionist plans & Imperialist plans in Iran don’t have any media coverage & any international protest / awareness only because of Pigs like Noam Chomsky and Lefts and Marxists & other Apologists for CIA. So, Fuck Chomsky, and Fuck Chomsky’s father ! Fuck Lefts and Fuck Marxists. Now even one Marxist shit and one Lefty media don’t talk FATF plans and IMF plans in Iran. So, Fuck Lefts and Fuck Marxists. When all of them are silent, and help so-called imperialists and colonial powers and their imperialist plans, we and you should say: Fuck all Lefts ! , and Fuck all Marxists ! Why do all of them, all Lefts and all Marxists have closed their dirty mouth, and say nothing about IMF-gate, CRF-gate and FATF-gate & Rockefeller-gate & all historic scandals of recent years?! Their disgusting Lefty terminology – like Imperialists or masses or workers /Proletarian or Capitalists / Bourgeois etc – is so disgusting and so sickening and so shitty, specially when these Mother-fuckers ( Lefts / Marxists) defend Imperialists and Imperialist plans, and Fuck workers / Fuck Proletarian, and defend Capitalists / defend Bourgeois !! We Iranians often use their fucking Lefty terminology in a Sarcastic way, to fuck Lefty pigs and to reveal Lefty Lies & Lefty Paradoxes – which are exactly like Islamic Lies & Islamic Paradoxes of Mullahs and Islamists. In 2009, and after 2009, we all could see how the Lefts and Marxists defend AhmadiNejad, Zionist IMF Plans, Islamic Capitalism, the CIA’s 2009 Coup ( = How the CIA’s Islamists killed Iran’s people in 2009) Rouhani and Nuclear Turkmenchay, Rockefeller’s plans, Rothschild’s plans, CIA’s Iran Project, CIA’s Internet censorship Projects, The Zionist IMF’s Islamic Economy and many other Zionist & Imperialist plans of Colonial powers & America in Iran. So, it’s obvious why we all say, and should say: Fuck all Lefts ! , and Fuck all Marxists. Now it’s quite clear why we Iranians say: Fuck Lefts ! , and Fuck Marxists for all their lies & all their betrayals & all their Evil acts. Now it’s quite clear that Lefts and Marxists are Masons. Maybe their rank and file members are just ignorant & stupid slaves, like all rank and file members of CIA Cults / Satanic Cults. But all of their media and all of their intellects are Masonic assets of CIA / MI6 / Big Brother. If you want to know How do The MI6 ‘Corrupt networks’ operate, or How do The CIA ‘Corrupt networks’ operate, or How do The West’s ‘Corrupt networks’ operate, you should know Jewish pigs like Noam Chomsky, Rockefellers, Rothschild and other Jewish bankers and Jewish intellects = Jewish whores = Jewish businessmen ! You should also know the Jewish Islam of Islamists ! , and How the Satanic Jews & Zionists create Islamic Economy for Islamists ! It’s so laughable, and so important. Now of you check IMF website, or google for Islamic Banking and IMF you can find many good things about Islamic Banking and Zionist IMF !! For instance, the official website of IMF, says: Islamic Banking Proposals Get IMF Approval !!! (2017) Can you believe it ?! Islamic Banking Gets Zionist Approval !!!! In fact, The Arab Islam gets Zionist Approval !!!, and it’s what their own official websites say! If you have doubt, just google for Islamic Banking Gets Jewish IMF Approval !!!!, or google for Islamic Finance and the Role of the Jewish IMF !!!! The official website of the Zionist IMF has official articles like: Islamic Finance and the Role of the IMF !!!! ( 2017 ) They have no shame, and actually confess that Islamic Banking Gets Rothschild Approval !!! (2017 / 2018) What the main goal of Jewish Mullahs, Arab Islamists & Rouhanis is clear: Islamic Economy & Islamic Banking Get Rothschild & Rockefellers Approval !!! And it’s what their official websites say! Check the IMF websites, and see what they say about Islamic Finance and the Role of the Zionist IMF !!!! (2017) The stupid Malaysia, Mullahs and Savage Saudi Arabia are behindIslamic Economy & Islamic Banking & Getting Rothschild Approval !!! The fucking Malaysia, the home of Islamic Freemasons, officially have created The Sex Cult of Islam ! or The Sexy Islam Cult! Just google for such titles, and see what they say the Java Sex Cult of Islam! The Java Islamists and Malaysia’s Islamists have created unbelievable Perversions and Corruptions in the name of Religion! They are worse than the Sexy Islam or Sex Cult of Islam in Turkey! It’s a long story (we will write about it later) But what can you expect from such Sexy Islam ! = Such Jewish Islam ! = Such Arabic-Satanic Islam ?! The Zionists and Islamists are brothers, because they are both sons of Satan = sons of Zahak = Kohens & Jewish Sayyids / Sodomites. Now the official website of the IMF says: Islamic Finance refers to the provision of financial services in accordance with the Islamist Shariah Law !!!!! (2017) Can you believe it ?! The Shariah law and IMF ?!!! The Shariah law and Zionist IMF ?!!! But if you know them well, then you know that The Shariah law is the Jewish Law ! If you read their history, and connect dots, then you can easily see that The Arab Islam Shariah law is The Jewish Law. And now in 2018 / 2017, they openly say, for instance, The Jewish Law = Shariah Law does not permit this or that ! Now the Zionist IMF has become a defender of Shariah Law! Now the Jewish IMF has become an apologist for Shariah Law !! It’s the Biggest Debacle (Eftezah) in history. In fact, Shariah Law is Masonic Law, and that’s why Islamists go to UK universities = Masonic universities of UK to learn the Islamic Shariah Law and the Islamic Banking and the Islamic Economy and other Islamic evils from the UK and Masons ! And it’s the true story of Rouhani, Tavakoli, Zibakala, Iraq-chi, Hadad, Mesbah Basijis and many other Islamists. It’s the true story of Islamic Regime, It’s needless to say that all Iranians and all sane people hate such a Satanic Islam = British Islam = CIA’s Islam that its teachers are British Masons! Now you can refer to the CIA’s Islam as the IMF’s Islam ! If you check the IMF website, you can easily see How the Zionists defend Arab Islam & Islamist Shariah. And as Iranians say: Here, you can see the Most Important Points ! (Hame Nok-teh hamin Jast ! ) Now even Basijis and non-Iranians see or say that Mullahs are allies of the Jewish Power Elite ! Islamists are slaves of the Jewish Power Elite ! In fact, Arab Islamists and Mullahs are slaves of Zionists & Jewish Pyramid of Power! , and it’s what their analysts confess to it now. They even talk about How Rothschilds control The Central bank of Mullahs (2018) and say: Rothschilds are all over the Islamic Regime of Mullahs! (2018) Now in 2018, if you google for Rothschild Controlled banks in Islamic Regime, you can find many good and new things ! All informed people know who are behind Money laundering and Corrupt Networks and Terrorists ! Donald Trump is one of the CIA pigs who were doing Money laundering. If they want to fight against Money laundering, they should fight against their Donald Trump and their CIA Mafia. All informed people know Mullah Contra / CIA Contra, and The CIA Mafia and Rothschild Banking Syndicate. Now the West’s Barbarians and the West’s Sadistic pigs are so happy, and openly say: Iran’s People hit by suppression at home, pressure from abroad ! (July 2018) They are so happy that’s their CIA’s Rouhani is still alive ! , and still can create more Corruption and more Corrupt Networks and more Disasters and more Turkmenchay in our Iran ! Just check their CIA / MI6 Mass media and their official Websites and see how the CIA and MI6 defend their Rouhani and their Basijis ! They openly and shameless say that they defend Islamic Tyranny & Islamic Regime of Mullahs because the lack of freedom in Iran and tyrannical style of government just serve the West’s interests ! (2018) Can you believe it ?! They are such stupid bastards. But their shameful outrageous behaviors have changed many things in our Iran. Thank Goodness! In Iran, the hatred of Arab Islam and the hatred of the West is reaching new levels ! Now, almost all Iranians hate Arab Islam so much and express their hatred publicly. It’s so important. And it’s obvious why the Iranian people hate Arab Islam & Arab Islamists so much. The Satanic Islam of Arabs is equal to Corruption, Zellat , Nekbat, Disasters and other Crappy things and Satanic things. Iranians just ask: What’s the benefit of the Fucking Islam of Arabs ?! What’s the use of the Fucking Islam of Arabs?! When all Islamists and all Arab Barbarians work as cows and slaves of The Evil forces, and hurt & betray all Good guys including Iranians, then it’s obvious why all Iranians hate Arab Islam so much. Now even the stupid animals / Basjis confess to such facts, and say: Arabs have always been traitors ! (Treason, Betrayal and Barbarity is part of the DNA of Arabia !) (2018) In Iran, the pubic hatred towards Rouhani & Mullahs is actually the public hatred towards Arab Islam and the public hatred towards the West & all Western stooges – form Mullahs and Monarchists to Marxists, Terrorists, MKO/ MEK/ ISIS / DAESH/ Saudis and other Savage Terrorists of CIA & MI6. The Iranian people know the Theatrical fight between America and Islamists. Iranians can also see that the Arab Islam and Corruption are synonyms. The Arab Islam just creates corruptions, and now even stupid animals / Basijis confess to it ! Now all Iranians can see why Arab Islam and Immorality are synonyms, and how the Arab Islam creates Immorality & Inhumanity & Corruption, and How The Islamic Economics Create Corruption, the worst kind of corruption. One day, such facts were hidden facts, or only a group of people were aware of them. But now all Iranians and all sane people can see How The Arab Islam & Islamists Create Immorality & Corruption, the worst kind of corruption. And it’s a godsend for Iran and all good guys. People can see the true face of Arab Islam, and the true colors of Islamists and their Arab Islam, and it’s really a godsend ! Many know How The IMF’s Economics Create Corruption! But now even stupid animals / Basijis talk about How Rouhanis and The IMF and Islamic Finance Create Corruption! (2018) Now in 2018, even stupid animals / Basijis confess How Arab Islam and Islamic Economics Create Corruption & Turkmenchay & FATF Slavery ! Now only the CIA and MI6 groups including The CIA Crisis Group defend Rouhani and Islamic Corruptions! It’s funny that the CIA’s Arab Terrorists say FATF means Financial Action Task Force (FATF) to fight against Arab Terrorists !!! It’s so laughable, but it’s not a joke! The Terrorists want to fight against Terrorism ! , with FATF ! But we all know that FATF actually means Fascists Admire Terrorist Fascists (FATF) ! Trump and his Saudi Arab Terrorists show that FATF means Fascists Admire Terrorist Faggots! (FATF) Rouhanis show that IMF & FATF mean: Using Bank cards, instead of using Banknotes (Eskenas), because the Big Brothers want to control all aspects of your life including How you ordinary people spend your money !! Using Banking cards, instead of using Banknotes, and Using Banking cards for daily life & daily shopping is a very very Stupid thing & Evil thing. If you use Banking cards for daily life and your daily shopping, instead of using Banknotes, you actually help Rockefellers & Rothschild & Evil Empire to control all aspects of your life & your privacy. Today, Banking cards are so dangerous & so Evil because they not anonymous like Banknotes or modern anonymous payment cards. FATF means Control, and Controlling all aspects of your life and your privacy and your basic rights and your freedoms. The CIA is a FATF-style Mafia! They openly talk about their FATF money laundering standards !!!! Can you believe it ?! The Bilderberg Group, the Trilateral Commission, and the CFR have created the FATF money laundering standards! Now in 2018, they defend Rouhani and happily say: As a result of the Nuclear Deal & FATF all pathways to Iran have been blocked !!! (2018) Can you believe it ?! Zionists love Rouhani, because they believe that their Jewish Rouhani’s Nuclear Deal providing greater security to Zionists and Imperialists !! And it’s not a joke; it’s exactly what they say in their media ! Just search the internet. Now even stupid Animals/ Basijis talk about such issues. But Iranians just spit at Basjis, and say to them: your fucking Arab Islam is just good for your aunt = your British Queen ( = vase Ammat !) If you want to make a better future and to get rid of your shitty conditions, you must get rid of Arab Islam & all Mullahs & Moftis ! (Dar Inja ta bovad Mullah & Mofti .. Beh ruze Bad-tar az een ham Biofti ! ) It’s funny that now even Basijis / Islamists say: Death to Rouhahi ! , and refer to Rouhani as Dayoos-e Kesafat !! = Dirty Dayoos ! Now in 2018, Iran’s streets and bus stations are covered by graffiti of Death to Rouhani & Death to Khamenei ! But Mullahs use oil color to hide such graffiti, and it reminds Iranians of 1979 ! , and that’s why Iranians sarcastically say to Mullahs: Nang bah Rang pak nemishe !! = Such a great Disgrace ! But Disgrace cannot be cleaned by oil Color !! Now after the Islamic Turkmenchay & Zellat & Nekbat of Arab Islam, even stupid animals confess that the Jewish Islam of Arabs has only brought disgrace on its followers ! In the past, Basijis said: America = Great Satan cannot hurt Iran ! But now: Basijis say: Without Larijani and Rouhani, America cannot hurt Iran !! (below pix) It’s so important. In fact, they confess that: Without the Islamic Regime, America cannot hurt Iran! It’s so important. They confess that the fucking Arab Islam and the fucking Islamic regime only give America excuse to create a bad image of Iran and to hurt Iran. It’s so important that now even stupid animals have become aware of such issues, and confess: Without the Arab Islam, America cannot hurt Iran! (Bedune een Islam-e Arabi, America Hich Qalati nemitune Bokone ! ) It’s so important. They even confess that the Islamic Regime is a puppet regime and a Nofuz Project ! (below pix) Now even stupid Animals / Basijis confess that Rouhani and Larijani and Khamenei are Nofuzi = Anti-Iran Spies of UK & MI6 ! (below pix) It’s so important. The Islamic regime is equal to Nofuz & Nokar Ajnabi = A Puppet Regime of CIA / MI6 Spies. And now in 2018, even stupid Animals / Basijis confess to this issue (below pix)”.

34358013_256251774940389_2797632797718609920_n.jpg29714420_1639490232772003_1760041210937868288_n.jpg

Persian Joke 51: Basijis protest in recent days (in 2018), and chant : You Mullahs / Rouhanis should fear the day that we will finally understand what has happened !!! (Vay beh ruzi keh Befahmin Chi shod !!! )

Persian Joke 52: Abbas goes to Saudi Arabia to open a Repair shop for their Camels ! The first Arab comes and says: My camel doesn’t walk. Abbas says to his aid: Asqar, put his camel in the Repair Box ! ( .. bebar to Chal ! ) So, Asqar goes with Camel to the Repair box, and then Asqar hits Camel’s ball with a stone, and thus Camel starts to run like a roadrunner ! .. But Arab says to Abbas: Wow ! I cannot catch my camel now .. How can I catch my camel ? Abbas says to his aid: Asqar, put this Arab man in the Repair Box ! (Aqa ro bebar to Chal ! ) … So, Arab starts to run like a roadrunner, too! .. Abbas says to his aid: Asqar, did he pay his bill ? Did you get money from him ?! Asqar: Oh, no, I forgot. Abbas: So, put yourself in the Repair Box !

Persian Joke 53: You the people already thought that “Institutional Corruption” means that they fuck each other in the institute ! But now you have learned that it just was a good imagination, and now you wish it was true, because “Institutional Corruption” actually means : they fuck you the people !

Persian Joke 54: Ghazanfar’s wife asked him, “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?” Ghazanfar looked at her from head to toe and replied, “I like your sense of humor!” !

Persian Joke 55: Ghazanfar became a taxi driver ! At his first day, three Basiji were in his Samand taxi (Samand is an Islamic car / taxi) One of them said: Please stop, I have reached my destination. Ghazanfer: Do you have a Samand car ?! Basiji: No, my car is a German car. Ghazanfer: So, just sit and wait. Then the second Basiji reached his destination, and said: Please stop! Please stop! Ghazanfer: Do you have a Samand car ? Basiji: No, my car is a French car. Ghazanfer: So, just shut up, sit and wait. The third Basji just thought that Ghazanfar should be a hot Basiji and an Islamist, who loves Islamic products! So when he reached his destination, he said: Please stop, brother! I have an Islamic car, a Samand car ! Ghazanfer: so, just tell me where is its fucking brake pedal !!

Persian Joke 56: Iranians ask Ghazanfer: What do you do when your wife is not in the house ?! Ghazanfer: Relaxing and Enjoying ! Iranians: And when your wife is in the house ?! Ghazanfer: Resisting and Struggling ! (in a heroic way ! )

Persian Joke 57: Rouhani has asked his team to increase all prices including cow milk price! But when they ask Rouhani why he has done such silly things, Rouhani says: Because I want to help and support those Cows who still defend the Islamic regime and my Islamic Turkmenchay !

Persian Joke 58: Do you know why both Basijis and the West (CIA & MI6) help and support Rouhani and his Trukmenchay? Because only stupid Cows and sick Cows can love and support a sick & stupid Cow like Rouhani who suffers from Mad Cow Disease !

Persian Joke 59: Rouhani becomes seriously ill, and all British doctors and all other doctors say Rouhani is dying, and incurable. So, they ask an Indian doctor ( a magical doctor) to visit him and cure him. The Indian doctor says: His only cure is that you should feed him 5000 male ants. Even if one ant was female, Rouhani will die. All ants must be male ! … So, all Basijis and all regime guys try to find male ants. But they cannot distinguish male and female ants, and they are so frustrated. But suddenly Ghazanfer comes with about 1 kg ants in his hands, and says: these ants are male ants; all of them are male ! They say: How do you know ? Ghazanfer: It was so easy. When I saw ants, I said to them: Rouhani is dying .. Rouhan is seriously ill … But ants said: to my balls !! (beh Tokhmam ! ) or my dick in Rouhani’s mouth, or I fuck Rouhani with my cock … In this way, I found that these ants are male ants !

Persian Joke 60: A Basiji finds a very old magic lantern (Cherach jadu) After touching it, a magical jinn suddenly appears and tells him: Just make a wish, and Ask me to do a favor for you ! .. Basiji: OK, Please free Palestine ! Jinn: Oh, idiot, it’s none of your business; ask me a personal wish, something for yourself and your own family and your own … Basiji suddenly says: So, make me Human, or at least do some thing that Iranian people don’t see us (Arabs / Basijis) as cows or stupid animals. Jinn: Oh, shit, it’s impossible! ..Lets go and free Palestine for you !! (bia berim hamun Palestine ro barat Azad konam !! )

Persian Joke 61: In Tehran, Ghazanfer was searching for a parking space, but he was not able to find any parking space in Tehran. So, Ghazanfer was saying to God: Oh God, If you help me to find a parking space, then I will pray all days, and I will fast all days, and I will …. then suddenly Ghazanfer saw a parking space, and said to God: Please don’t bother yourself God, I find it myself !

Persian Joke 62: A British psychiatrist goes to Iran, and makes a gesture of wisdom and says to an Iranian psychiatrist: In your backward country, How do you know a patient is a psychopath or a normal person? Iranian: We fill this bathtub with water, and then we put a tea spoon, a cup, and a large bucket in front of patient, and ask patient to empty the water our of tub. Briton: Oh, OK, it’s so simple; We Britons use advanced methods, but you Iranians use this simple method, in which If patient is a normal person, then he will choose the large bucket … Iranian suddenly says: No, Mr British Idiot; if patient is a normal person, he will use tub stopper ! (Now you are a patient of this lunatic asylum!) Do you want your bed here or in other rooms ?!

Persian Joke 63: Rouhani was preaching to Islamists, but suddenly a pack of playing cards slid out of his pocket ! As an excuse, and for justifying this shameful non-Islamist thing, He picked up the cards, and said: Do you know what is this ? Islamists: Yah, it’s a playing card ! Rouhani: What ?! You all know such non-Islamic things ?! then why do you ask me to stop playing my non-Islamic games? !

Persian Joke 64: They ask Ghazanfar: Do you know what ‘Garbage Recycling’ means ? Ghazanfar: Yah, Garbage Recycling means Regime Change ! or when the UK and USA convert a garbage like the Pahlavi regime into the Mullah regime, or vice versa! Garbage Recycling means that the UK and USA convert a useless garbage like Rouhanis / Mullahs into a new garbage like Monarchists, Mojahed (MEK, MKO, NCRI etc) Marxist etc, and then call it a Regime Change !

Persian Joke 65: Before Marriage: man: What should I say? It should happen sooner; I cannot endure this situation .. women: what would happen, If I leave you ?! … man: Even this question makes me sad .. Women: Do you love me? .. men: of course, you can be sure of that; do you have doubt ? .. women: Have you ever cheated on me ? .. men: No, never, and also I didn’t like your question … women: Do you buy me gifts ? .. men: Yah, each day of the week .. women: Do you hurt my feelings? … men: no, never; I am not that kind of person .. woman: Can I trust you ? .. men: What ?!! ……. And for after marriage, you can read this joke again, but from the End (= the Last question) to the beginning ( = the first question) ! Read it again !

Persian Joke 66: Before marriage, a typical girl says that she only wants a husband and a family. But after the marriage she wants Everything ! .. And she wants everything form her poor husband ! … And Before marriage, a typical boy says that he has almost everything but he just needs a wife and a family. But after the marriage He loses Everything, including his Brain, his money and his freedoms, and his patience, and his sense of humor, and his health … and of course his wife !!

Persian Joke 67: A Basiji goes to Las Vegas, and calls his wife and asks her: Am I a martyr ? Am I martyred and gone to Heaven ? His wife: No, why you ask such questions? Basiji: Because now I am in Paradise / Heaven ! , with a lot of Houris ! ( = holy whores)

Persian Joke 68: In 1977, The Shah went to the shrine of the Cyrus the Great, and said: Oh, Cyrus the Great rests and sleeps well, because we are awake !! …. In 2017, AhmadiNejad (AN) went to the shrine of Cyrus the Great, and said: Cyrus the Great wakes up ! Please wakes up !, because we Jewish Arab Mullahs have shitted in your great Aryan country! Cyrus the Great wakes up please ! , because we Jewish Arab Mullahs have ruined your Great Persia, your great Aryan country!

Persian Joke 69: Ghazanfar prays to the Jewish God, and says: Oh, the Jewish God please gives me the wealth of the Jewish Donald Trump, the long life of the Jewish Ayatollah Janati, the shamelessness of the Jewish mass media, the stupidity of the Jewish leaders, the Barbarity of the Jewish Arabs, and the Basirat (= Jewish wisdom) of your Jewish Mullah Khamenei & Rouhani to destroy all your slaves & all your soldiers & all your army ! , and to make the world a … But suddenly, the Jewish God says: oh, my son, don’t bother yourself, it’s the job of my Jewish men; they all try to make the world a shithole ! Don’t worry !

Persian Joke 70: They arrest a Basiji for having a po-rn film. They say: You Basiji pig watch po-rn film ? Basiji: No it’s not a po-rm film. It’s just Behind The Scenes part of my own Wedding film!

Persian Joke 71: If Iranians don’t die from air crash / airplanes crash, If Iranians don’t die from air pollutions, If Iranians don’t die from car accidents, If Iranians don’t die from Earthquakes, If Iranians don’t die in the Mullah prison, If Iranians don’t die from Islamist rules and Islamic Nekbat, If Iranians don’t die from the Islamic government’s mismanagement & their Islamic corruption, and If Iranians don’t die from all Islamic disasters and all Western-made problems, then Iranians will certainly die from Happiness !!

Persian Joke 72: A Taxi conversation in a taxi in Tehran : A Tehrani man says: Before 1979, the winter was cold and full of snow … we had a lot of rain & snow & water & good days. But now even the winter is full of Air pollutions and Poisons and Dusts and shitty hot weather, worse than the Hell ! .. A Tehrani woman says: Yah, Before 1979, even the weather was so much better. We didn’t have any Air pollutions; we could see Tehran mountains; and Tehran’s weather was so nice …. Taxi driver: In 1979 we wanted to change History, but instead, we just changed Geography !! ….. Dust + Dirt + Pollution + Poison = National Geographic of Islamists !

Persian Joke 73: An Iranian says to Ghazanfar: Do you know why Basijis and Islamists call each other Brother or Sister ?! … Ghazanfare : yah, because this Arab Religion and this Arab Islamic regime have fucked their Mothers .. so, they all have become brothers and sisters !

Persian Joke 74: In England, they wrote on the door of their church: Love your worst Enemy ! …. And then, near the church, they had sex club and bar, which said to people: Sex and Wine are your worst Enemy !

Persian Joke 75: The Mullah TV asks Iranians: What do you think about Exporting the Islamic Revolution? Is it a good idea? Iranians: Yah, it’s a great idea; Get rid of your Islamic revolution ! We don’t need this shit in our Iran! Export all parts of this shit ( = your Islamic Revolution ! ) to Arab countries – from them you have imported this shit ! … Export all parts of this shit, and save our Iran from your Islamic Revolution !

Persian Joke 76: In 2015, after the Nuclear Deal / Turkmenchay of Rouhani, the Western media talked about the benefits of the Nuclear deal and specially its financial benefits, and said (for instance) : In Iran, you have collected 20 million Tomans to buy a Kia car. Just wait ! Now with Nuclear Deal & End of Sanction Farce, you should go for a Maserati or a Porsche ! .. Bye bye falafel, hello McDonalds! Bye bye Arab whores, Hello US Porn Stars / Candy Charms !! .. In the near future, one dollar will be 1000 Tomans ! (2015) But what has really happened after their Nuclear deal, and what was the real benefit of their Rouhani & their Nuclear Deal ?! You have collected 20 million Tomans to buy a Kia car ?! Now you should go for a Bicycle ! .. Bye bye Rouhani, hello Regime Change ! .. God Bless AhmadiNejad ! Now one dollar is 10,000 Toman !! And it’s the only benefit of Rouhani & Islamic regime ! …… And do you know If Ghazanfar was the President of the Islamic Regime, or Ghazanfar was the minister of Economy, or Ghazanfar was Central Bank’s manager, then what would have happened ? The answer is clear: Now the Maximum price of Dollar was 1500 Toman !

Persian Joke 77: An Arab Islamist was a suicide bomber. Iranians asked him: If you and your Arab terrorist friends go to Hell (not paradise), what do you do there? Which kinds of shit you eat ?! Arab Islamist: I will do a suicide bombing attack in the Hell, and then we and all Arab terrorists = Hell dwellers will go to Paradise !

Persian Joke 78: Ghazanfar went to Mecca for Hajj. They ask him: What was your Hajj trip? Ghazanfar: Oh shit, this time we could not see the God again; this time the God was not in his house again; and so, people were just waking and talking and fucking in his yard ! ….. And after the recent Saudi-Satanic-Islamic Rape & Sodomy farce of Hajj, they ask Basijis: What do you think about Hajj ? Basiijs: The Arab Hajj is good for us; but we Arab Basijis ask our Arab Brothers: Please add more Rape, more Sodomy, and more Sex and more Sadistic-Satanic perversion to your Arab Hajj ! …. Please rape more women, please sodomize more boys, and please kill more children and more people in Yemen etc, to make our Arab Hajj more Islamic and more joyful !!

Persian Joke 79: A Basiji went to America. Iranians ask him: How do the fucking Americans allow you Basijis to enter America? Basiji: The CIA’s Americans are our Brothers! Iranians: You Islamists and America are Brothers ?! But didn’t you have any language problem in America? Basiji : Oh, no, I didn’t have any language problem in America. but all ordinary Americans (who were non-CIA ! ) had language problem ! They could not speak to me, or understand me !

Persian Joke 80: In a football match between Iran and Saudi Arabia, all people saw how the stupid Arabs and uncultured Arabs insulted Iranian players. So, reporters ask Mullahs about this Arab behavior, and say: We all saws how Arabs insult and say dirty words in Arabic; so how do you respond / react to this? Mullahs: Arabs are brothers of Mullahs, and Arabs just read their Arab holy texts ! Our Arab Brothers just read the Islamist Holy texts in Arabic ! ( with a DAESH / Saudi rhythm ! )

Persian Joke 81: Ghazanfer’s friend asks a Mullah: If some dogs attacks me, How should I defend myself ? Mullah: You should read some Arabic verse of Arab Holy texts; if you read some Arabic verse, then dogs go … But Ghazanfer says to his friend: Of course, it’s better you use a hockey stick to defend yourself, because some dogs don’t know Arabic language !!

Persian Joke 82: (it’s an ancient Persian joke) An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks, “Why do you have boobs on your back?” The camel replies, “Ha! That’s a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face

Persian Joke 83: An Arab Basiji calls 911 (110), and says: Oh, Iranian people please help me; they have stolen my stuff in my car; they have stolen my gas pedal, my brake pedal, my everything … Iranian: Are you Arab & Basiji ? Arab Basiji:- yah, but how do you know? Iranian: nothing, forget it; just go and sit in the front seat; now you are in the back seat of your car ! Arab Basiji: Wow ! How smart you Iranians are ! Yah, it’s the back seat of my car !

Persian Joke 84: They ask a Mullah / Rouhani: Have you ever seen some people who are lazier, and stupider, and more sickening & disgusting than you ?! ( .. Pofyooz-tar & Koon goshad-tar az khodet ham didi ?!) Mullah / Rouhani says: Yah, those who says to me: Please pray for us ! (Eltemas Doa ! )

Persian Joke 85: Ghazanfer becomes a doctor, and prescribe a patient something for his illness, and says: Eat one pill before sleeping, and eat one pill before waking up ! …… Ghazanfer or Rouhani becomes Mullah President, and then prescribe something for their Islamic Economic illness, and says: Islamists should digest / consume one Islamic Turkmenchay before one Economic Shock (when dollar price increase from 1000 Toman to 3500 Toman), and then eat/ consume one Islamic Turkmenchay after another Economic Shock ( when dollar price increase from 3500 Toman to 10,000 Toman as a result of the First Turkmenchay ! ) and this vicious circle of Turkmenchay & Economic Disaster will continue until the Second Coming of Mehdi / Messieh !! = until the near Downfall of the Islamic Regime !!

Persian Joke 86: Men say: When you don’t marry, you have almost everything while you have only one problem: Woman ! But when you marry, you will have many many problems, while you have nothing but a Woman ! …. Women say: When you don’t marry, you feel you need men and you want a man! But when you marry, you feel you hate all men, and you see that the man needs you, while you need money, not men ! …. Men say: You marry women, because you don’t have brain and you have not reached Maturity! And you divorce women, because you have gained wisdom and experience, and you have reached Maturity !! … Women say: You marry men, because you want to become a rich woman, and one of the lucky ones ! And you divorce men, because you have become rich and one of the lucky ones ! , or because your man even doesn’t know what Rich & One of the lucky ones means ! , or because your man wants to become rich, and one of the lucky ones !!

Persian Joke 87: Ghazanfer goes to a modern coffee shop in Tehran. They say to him: We have a very New, unique and special food, Zapang-Suck-Faparang-Cock-Wong with lemon! Ghazanfer : Zapang-Suck-Faparang-Cock-Wong with what ?! ….. And one day Ghazanfar opens a modern coffee shop in Tehran, and says: We have new Italian foods, that even Italian people don’t know them and don’t use them !!

Persian Joke 88: They ask a Basiji mathematician : How many sides has the cube of Life ? Basiji: The cube of Life has three sides, which are Slavery and Faith, the two sides of our Basji Life ! ……. They ask a Basiji Economist : How many economic problems and Islamic corruptions your Islamic Regime has ? Basiji Economist : Zero! Nothing! Iranian people don’t know the complicated Science of Islamic Economics that we learned from the British universities in London. In this complicated Science, we have only one key rule: Corruption and ignorance and other Problems & Bad things belong to the people, but money and power and other Good things belong to us and our British masters !

Persian Joke 89: When the wife of American Businessman = American Basiji dies, then American Basiji writes on the graves of his wife: This is the grave of my wife, and my job is zzz, and my address is yyy, and my telephone number is aaa ! The American Businessmen = American Basijis even use the graves of their relatives as their business card !

Persian Joke 90: For enjoying the Life, you should be stupid ! William Shakespeare of Arabia !! …. and other British wise words or British words of advice that belong to William Shakespeare of The Ayatollah BBC: For enjoying Rouhani, you should be stupid ! … Don’t be stupid, Enjoy Rouhani & Pain & Suffering & Turkmenchay ! .. If you accept Rouhani & Turkmenchay, then you are a Great idiot like the Great Britain ! …

Persian Joke 91: A feminist Girl advice : When a man attacks you, you should take down his trousers/ pants, and then you should take up your own skirt ! But don’t have a sexy Sick mind ! It just helps you (girls) to run, and prevents him from running !!

Persian Joke 92: You know you’re American If : -”you always talk about freedom & democracy, but you vote for a Fascist Dictator (Trump) to become your President ! -you always accuse other countries of Terrorism & Fascism & Racism, but you yourself is a Terrorist Racist Fascist who votes for Trump, and then you and your President defend Arab Terrorists / Arab Dictators, Jewish Racists & all Fascists ! –
you are both a religious Christian and an Atheist ! – you are both a Christian Fanatic and a Jewish fanatic who hates Jesus ! – you always talk about Christian values and Christian morality, but at the same time you love Pedophilia and Rape & Sodomy and other American values like Lying, Cheating, Hypocrisy, Bullying, Barbarism and Inhumanity! – you always talk about Human rights, but you hate all Human Rights organizations, and your main symbol of Human Rights is Saudi Arabia & Nazi Fascists – you always talk about Freedom & Free Speech, but you desperately try to censor the voices of Iranian people, and to censor how Iranians Fuck Trump ! … And it’s not just a joke !, but it’s reality !

Persian Joke 93: Top Signs that you know you are British or English politician or journalist or idiot : – You always preach & bullshit about Democracy, but your country is a Monarchy ! , and your national anthem is a medieval tyrannical song like God Save the Queen !! that belongs to the Dark Stone Age! -You always preach & bullshit about Law & the rule of Law, but your country doesn’t have even a Constitution = basic laws, and you proudly say: your main laws are unwritten laws !! Exactly like your honor that is a non-existent honor ! – You always preach & bullshit about Civilization & Culture, but your country has been the main land of Barbarians & Human-eaters, with the long history of Barbarism & Barbarians – You just care about money & power, and you hate Human values like Honesty, honor, Truth and Humanity, but you call yourself Human ! – Your mindset is Satanic and Barbaric, and your leader is the Satanic Queen, and your moral leaders are the Satanic Masons, but you call yourself Moral People !! – You think Satan is Moral teacher, but God is Evil Dictator ! – You think Exploiting other nations is good, and killing other people is good, and Lying and Cheating and Betraying is good, but you call yourself an advocate of Human Rights ! – You tell Big lies, and your mass media is a Lie Factory, and you censor all news, and you try to hide the Truths and to censor all Facts, but you call yourself an advocate of Free Speech ! – You defend Mullahs and Dictators and Fascists and all Anti-Iran Barbarians and all Reactionary groups , but call yourself an advocate of Freedom & Democracy ! You have no shame & no brain, but you think it’s a good thing ! …. And it’s not just a joke !, but it’s reality !

Persian Joke 94: Top Signs that you know you are American : – You just care about sex and silly superficial things, but your country is an advanced country with the help of Immigrants ! – You are a Whore and you just care about Sex and Superficial things, but at the same time you attack Immigrants and say that immigrants – who make your country an advanced country- are whores, sex addicts and Rapists = Sex criminals ! You actually think that the real Whores are Scientists ! , and the real Scientists are Rapists ! – You are a Religious fanatic, a true Christian, but also you are a gay or lesbian or a pedophile or a sick sexual pervert like Trump. You actually think Religion is Sex !, or a sexy thing ! – Your country is a new-born country that immigrants have created it, but your president -who is an immigrant or comes from an immigrant family- attack immigrants !! – You kill the Native people of America, and you are a White immigrant who hate the Native people of America, but you call yourself a Patriot or a real native person of America !! You actually think God is Blind ! or God is Trump ! – You are a gay or pedophile or sex addict / pervert, but call yourself an advocate of Children and Women ! , because you Grab them by pussy or sex ! … And it’s not just a joke !, but it’s reality !

Persian Joke 95: One day in the Hell ! … One day, Hell dwellers were so happy, were dancing! Hell’s agents told them: what are you doing? why are you so happy? Hell dwellers: because Rouhani has become the new manager of Hell = Hell’s president ! The Devil has resigned, and Rouhani has become the new devil = new president of Hell ! … Agents: so, Rouhani should be happy! Why are you happy ?! What’s your benefit ?! Hell dwellers: because Rouhani will negotiate with God & Heaven’s angels (Paradise’s agents) and then will create a new Turkmenchay, and then even Hell becomes Heaven ! … Hell agents: Oh idiots, you are so naive .. now even Heaven is becoming Hell ! … Hell dwellers: Why ? Hell agents: because when the Devil resigned and Rouhani became the Hell’s President, then God decided to resign!! Now Trump has become new God !! .. In fact, the Devil has become God !

Persian Joke 96: After his Turkmenchay farce, Rouhani commits suicide ! Rouhani shoots a bullet at his head, but he doesn’t die immediately! After 1 hour he dies ! So, all scientists from all around the world gather to find the reason. After a lot of researches, they finally declare the main reason : For about 1 hour, the bullet was searching for Rouhani’s brain ! … For about 1 hour, the bullet was not able to find Rouhani’s brain in his head !!

Persian Joke 97: Ghazanfer went to America, and attended a class to Americanize his Iranian driving license. After the class, they asked him: How was the class? Ghazanfer: their driving teacher was a stupid Christian fanatic, a religious fanatic .. When I was driving, he just said: oh, Jesus ! oh, God ! oh, Jesus !!

Persian Joke 98: Satan goes to see God, and to protest against him! Satan: oh, God, we reached an agreement , and you promised that you don’t interfere in my business … God: yah, it’s true. We didn’t interfere .. what has happened? Satan: so, who is your Rouhani ?! What Rouhani is doing shows that Rouhani is worse than Satan ! Rouhani is replacing Satan ! (.. ru dast-e Satan boland shode ! ) … And also in Qom and in Saudi Arabia, you have created many rivals (Islamists / mullahs) for me !! ( … to Qom & Arabia ham dast ziad shode !! )

Persian Joke 99: Ghazanfar and his brothers die and go to Hell ! But after 3 months, they leave the Hell ! Angels ask them: What has happened ? What did you do there? How could you manage to leave the Hell ?! Ghazanfar : Nothing; It was a large fire there. The Hell was on fire! They had set fire to it! So, we just used our fire-fighting methods, and finally after 3 months, we could put an End to that large Fire !! Now, there is no Fire in the Hell !! We did our job !

Persian Joke 100: Ghazanfar wanted to get rid of his wife’s cat. So, he took cat, and after going through several streets, he left cat there (in an unknown neighborhood), and then returned home. But he suddenly saw that cat is there, and cat has returned home sooner than him! Ghazanfar did this over and over, but cat always returned home! So, Ghazanfar became so angry, and decided to use a very complex path, and to go far far far, outside the town! So, he reached a very far and remote area. He put cat there, and tried to return home. But that night, Ghazanfar didn’t return home. He used his smart phone, and called his wife, and said: That crappy cat is there ? Wife: Yah! Why do you ask this? Ghazanfar: Oh, shit! Please ask Cat how he has returned home? I have get lost here ! Oh Cat, Please Help me ! I have lost my way !

1474562545_agha-mehdi-vared-mishavad.jpgor_6438197.jpg

As some wise Iranians say: “Now in 2018, all sane people can see the Death of Islamic Ideology, and the Death of Arab Islam in our Iran. Even the story of Malek Motie, and the Mullah reactions to it, clearly showed that the Islamic Ideology and the Arab Islam have died in Iran. Some Film Farsi ( = pre-1979 films) and their titles or their contents can explain the Islamic regime well. The Islamic Regime is actually Mashin Masthi Mamdali ! (above film poster) that means the Islamic Regime is a very shitty & broken machine, full of shitty lies and shitty Paradoxes! Now the Basiji faggots and Islamist whores of Islamic regime are exactly like DAESH of Turkey and also the Sexy Islamists of Turkey! If you Google for Turkey Islam sexy Islamists ! or Se-x Cult of Islam Turkey sexy Islamists, or Turkey Sexy Cult Turkey Sexy Islam etc, you can find many good pictures of their sexy Islamists and how the Turkish Islamic Freemasons = Turkey’s Islamists have created a S-exy cult or a sexy Islam in Turkey! Now many talk about the story of the sexy Islamists of Turkish TVs ! (we will write about it later) And the sexy Islam of Turkey – that creates Islamic Barbarians like DAESH & other Islamic perverts – can remind you of Mullahs (= Arab Islamists) & also Pahlavis. The Freemasons have created a Se-xy Cult or a Sexy Islam, that is a combination of Sex & Barbarism!, or Sex & Islamist Fundamentalism! It’s unbelievable. Such Big Paradoxes are unbelievable. But it’s a reality. The Satanic Cults like the Jewish Islam & Sexy Islam create sex addicts, sex slaves and Islamic barbarians like DAESH / ISIS / Basijis / Mullahs / MEK / MKO and other Islamic Terrorists. It’s so important (we will write more about it later) The Islamic barbarians and sexy Islamists create Candy Charms-gate, Islamic Porn & Islamic Turkmenchay & Islamic Regime & Islamic Sadism etc. Almost all Religious Fanatics (including Trump & Orthodox Jews / Christians) and all Islamists specially Arab Islamists are sex slaves and sex addicts and so obsessing about sex! And it’s a very important issue. It’s not accidental that all of them are such sick pigs, whit such sick minds. The Jewish Cults / Jewish Religions have been specifically designed to create such sick minds & sick pigs. It’s a long story. It’s part of the History of Judaism & Freemasonry. And now in 2018, many talk about The official version of the history of Freemasonry ! (we will more about it later) As many know, Freemasonry is the Cult of Spying agencies & Espionage organizations & Intelligence Services in Europe and all around the world. In fact, Freemasonry is the Cult of The Evil Empire. Now, all Mullah leaders and Islamic leaders are Freemasons. The UK created this project in the 19th century, and then developed it in the 20th century, and now we and you all can see the fruits of this Evil project ! Now all Islamist leaders and all Islamic leaders are Freemasons or Spies / Stooges of the West. Just take a look at Arab society or Islamic countries! All of them are victims of the same Satanic projects. All Arab leaders and Islamic leaders are Freemasons or Spies / Stooges of the West. Mullahs are just part of such Arab spies and Arab Masons. The MI6’s Hojjatieh Cult says: Aqa Mehdi Vared Vishavad ! (above film poster), It’s the motto of the MI6’s Mullahs and the MI6’s Hojjatieh Cult – that manage Islamic Regime & Islamic Turkmenchay : Aqa Mehdi Vared Vishavad ! (Mehdi comes !) As you know, Mehdi or Mahdi is the name of their Messiah, their Jewish Messiah ! But the stupid bastards don’t know that Aqa Mehdi Vared Vishavad ! (Mehdi comes) but the Arab Islam Karej Mishavad ! ( = Arab Islam dies / goes !) = The Mullahs Die / The Mullahs Go ! The MI6’s Mullahs say they are creating Corruptions for the second coming of Mehdi/ Messiah !! But now even their own Mullahs confess that creating Corruptions –
Islamic Corruptions / Satanic Corruptions- for the second coming of Mehdi/ Messiah is exactly what the Evil Empire wants, and the Mullahs and all Islamists are the first victims & main victims of any Jewish Messiah / Mehdi ! It’s so funny. Even in their own shitty religious point of view, the Mullahs and Islamists are nothing but corrupt pigs and evil men ! , and the first victims of any Messiah or Mehdi ! It’s so funny, and so important. If they want to be honest, then even in Religion and Religious point of view, the Mullahs and Islamists are nothing but Corrupt pigs and Evil men ! Even If you think about their own fucking Islamic slogans in 1979 and 1980s, then you can see that –
even according to their own Logic – the Mullahs and Islamists are nothing but Evil men and Spies / Stooges of the West ! It’s so funny, and important. And that’s why now even stupid Animals / Basijis fuck Mullahs / Rouhanis, and say : Death to Rouhani ! Death to Mullahs! It’s so laughable. The soup is too salty, and even the Cooks protest against it! The FATF-gate and all Islamic Corruptions & Islamic disasters that Rouhanis / Mullahs have created are part of their Arab Islam’s Nekbat & Turkmenchay. Now Rouhanis implement FATF Plans = Bilderberg Group’s plans, and Fuck the Economics and fuck the Free Market and close all Sarafis ! But do you know how many corruptions create FATF Plans ? Now in the free market (or black market), the dollar price is about 10,000 Toman (T). But they say the official price of dollar is 4200 Toman (T) ! But this official price is only for Mullahs, Islamists and Islamic businessmen, and those corrupt pigs who have relations with Islamist officials of Islamic Regime! So, the fucking Islamists & Basijis become Billionaires over one night, simply by buying dollars (government price = 4200 T!) and then selling dollars in free market ! (price = 10,000 T !!) For instance, if they buy 100,000 dollars, they pay 420 millions Toman, but when they sell dollars in free market , they gain 1 billions Toman ! That means their net profit is about 600 millions Toman, over one night ! If they buy 1 million dollar, and sell it in free market, their net profit is about 6 Billions Toman ! , over one night ! And 6 Billions Toman is equal to about 1 million dollars ! In fact, they gain one Million Dollars over one night, without any work! Such Islamic corruptions are what Rouhani and IMF / FATF have created. When dollar price increases from 4000 T to 10,000 T over one night or within several weeks, it means that most Iranians lose about 60% of their assets & their moneys. For instance, if they have 100 millions T in an Iranian bank ( = 25k dollars) then over night their money and its values decrease by 60%, from 100 millions Toman ( = 25k dollars) to 40 millions Toman !! ( = 10K dollars) In fact, when most Iranians lose about 60% of their assets & their moneys over one night, Basijis and Islamists and Mullahs become millionaires & billionaires over one night. Now you can understand who are Turkmenchay-profiteers and also Trump-profiteers & Sanction-profiteers. Now, the Mullah media report that many members of Rouhani’s family have gained such dirty money and dirty profits, and billions of dollars have been missed in recent months !! But how is it possible ?! Only by Corruption = only by FATF & Rouhani ! Now the Mullah media report that Billions of dollars have been disappeared / stolen in few months !! Can you believe it ?! It’s their Islamic Miracle ! = their IMF / FATF miracle ! Many members of Rouhani’s family & Basiji leaders families & Mullah families have become Millionaires and Billionaires over one night, with such dirty tactics and dirty Grants / dirty privilege of buying & selling dollars. In Iran, such dirty privileges / dirty grants are called Raant. Special Privilege or Raant is a kind of Economic Corruption, in which the corrupt pigs use special government permissions to create a monopoly, to become Millionaires and Billionaires over one night. As you know, No pain, No gain is an ancient Persian Proverb, that now you can find it in English and many other languages. But Mullahs and their Corrupt Arab Islam say: No pain, No again is wrong! Pain actually means Privilege or Party or Power ! So, their Jewish Islamic proverb is: No privilege, No gain !! , or No power, No gain !! , or No corruption, no gain !! In fact, the Islamists and Mullahs have changed this well-known proverb from No pain, No gain to No corruption, no gain ! , that means: without corruption, you gain nothing! The UK Rouhani’s motto is: No Lie, no gain !! that means: Without Lies & telling Lies, you gain nothing! It’s actually the UK motto and the Arab motto of the Jewish Islam of Arabs! After their Islamic Turkmenchay, it’s quite clear that their official motto of their Arab Islam is : No shame ! , and No gain !, and No Brain !! , and No humanity, and no Honor (Sharaf), and no Honesty and no Truth and no Human values! The Arab Jews, Jewish Christians and Jewish Islamists actually say No to all Good & Decent things, butsay Yes to all Bad & Evil things! The Jewish Islam of Arabs and Mullahs is a very corrupt cult / religion. Now the Mullah motto or Rouhani’s motto is officially: No Turkmenchay, no gain !! , that means: without Turkmenchay, Mullah again nothing! Rouhani says No Pain, No gain actually means: No Great Satan, no gain ! = Without Great Satan, Mullahs are nothing and Mullahs gain nothing! And it’s a great confession. The Mullahs implement IMF Plans, FATF plans and other Evil plans of CIA & MI6 in their fucking Islamic Regime, but at the same time posing as Anti-Imperialists !! Now all people can understand what Islamic Government By Corruption means! It’s so obvious why Iranians truly say: Islamists are slaves of the Evil Empire .. the West is the Evil Empire .. The West is the world of corruption .. the Religion of Corruption is Jewish, a Jewish Religion like Arab Islam or America Christianity! Just look how the West defends Corruption! They officially & openly & shamelessly say: Corruption means Economic Development !!! ( World Bank , 2017) Can you believe it?! They even talk about Moral Economies of Corruption !! (2017) Just search the internet ! The West is such a corrupt shithode. They officially publish articles like: The only thing that works is Corruption !!! (2017) , and talk about positive effects of corruption on economic growth !!!!! (2018 /2017) Can you believe it ?! On such occasion, Iranians just say: Ajab ! Ajab ! , that is something between Wow and Oh, Shit ! The corrupt America and the fucking West already said : Corruption is an endemic barrier to economic development ! But now, they say: Corruption = Economic Development !!! ( World Bank , 2017) Now they talk about positive effects of corruption on Economic growth !!!!! The CIA Iran’s Project’s media officially says: The corrupt Rouhani and the Islamic Corruption fight against Corrupt Networks!! , by creating Economic Crisis & Economic Corruption !!!! (July 2018) And it’s not a joke! Just take a look at Al-Monitor = The CIA Iran Project media ! They say Turkmenchay, bribes and special privileges / Raants (like buying & selling dollar) create economic growth !!! They say: Bribes are offered to speed up the economic growth !!! The West is a sick joke. Now Iranians talk about tales of bribery and corruption, that are actually tales of IMF and FATF ! or tales of Islamic Lies & Islamic Corruptions & Islamic Disasters of the Mullah regime. The Master of Mullahs = The West = Arbab of Mullahs defending Islamic Fascism & Islamic Corruptions & Islamic Terrorism of Arab Terrorists, simply because the West is Evil; the West is true Evil. They defend Corruption, but in the name of Anticorruption ! The world’s shady transactions and money laundering are nothing but what the CIA and MI6 do. Smuggling, cheating, and bribing and hiding and the World of Mafia & CIA & MI6 are synonyms. But just look how they play silly games, and pretend that terrorists are fighting Terrorism, Dictators are fighting against Dictatorship!, and American Fascists are fighting against Fascism! They have no shame and no brain. They say: Trump and American Racists are fighting against Racism !! And the Nazi Hitler was fighting against Nazism !! One day, we thought that the West has at least 1% Brain, or a very small brain. But now, it’s clear that the West’s head is empty, of full of shit ! The West is brainless, shameless, and full of shit. We Iranians repeatedly warned the West and America about sowing the seeds of hate in Iran, and sowing the seeds of Destruction in America & the West (check Archive) But they didn’t listen, and now we all can see the results of sowing the seeds of hate, sowing the seeds of Destruction. Now even the fucking West’s mass media confessing: Iranians Hate USA and Islamists More Than Ever ! (2018) And they know, and all stupid animals know, why Iranians Hate The West and Mullahs More Than Ever ! (2018) It’s so obvious why Iranians hate Britain & France more than ever. It’s so obvious why all Iranians Hate Arab Islam More Than Ever ! The Islamic regime, American regime and European regimes are corrupt regimes. And we Iranians know what is Corruption, and what is the effect of Corruption! Dishonest, unethical and inhumane mean Corrupt or Corruption. So, Just ask yourself: what makes poor countries poor ?! what makes rich countries poor ?! What is the rule of Corruption?! What is American Capitalism and Islamic Corruption ?! What is Economic advantages for a privileged few ?!! What or Who prevents oil money from reaching ordinary people ?! What prevents aid money from reaching disaster victims ?! How Corruption works ?! How Mafia works ? As you all know, Spying Agencies and Mafia & Corruption are synonyms. Now the breadth and depth of global corruption is shocking, simply because the breadth and depth of The Evil Empire’s corrupt networks are shocking. They have created the networks of bribery and corruption in all countries. Now the hidden world of corruption is not hidden any more ! Yah, many many details are unclear, but many things are not hidden any more. And the important point is that The hidden world of corruption is the hidden world of CIA & MI6 ! Now even idiots can see obvious things, and say: To truly understand corruption, we must watch what politicians do, rather than just listen to what politicians say ! (2018) In fact, even idiots know How the corrupt pigs chant Anticorruption slogans, while they are creating more and more corruptions! When they say: objects can only be imported and exported with special government dollars / money – and the government rate of dollar of 4200 T while the Free Market rate of dollar is 10,000 T ! – then it’s obvious that it can only create Great Corruptions and destroy all Factories and all real productive economic actives. It just encourages people to just buy and sell dollars, or to import shitty foreign products (with dollar rate of 4200 T) and sell them at domestic markets with a very high price ! (with dollar rate of 10,000 T ! ) Now even stupid animals confess that Rouhani just creates Corruption, and Rouhani’s goal is nothing but Creating Corruption & Chaos and destroying National Economy & all economic principles. Now not only all Iranians bun even stupid animals / Basijis see and confess that What Rouhani has said and done in 2017 and 2018 are among the Greatest Corruption on Earth, and Hassan Rouhani must be tried and executed for Corruption & High Treason against Iran and Iranian people. Rouhani is a British Spy, and Rouhani’s economic decisions have destroyed the people’s life and the National Economy. Rouhani’s economic decisions are against all economic norms and all rational norms. So, it’s obvious why Iranians say: Hassan Rouhani must be tried and executed for Corruption & Treason against Iran and Iranian people. Rouhani’s economic decisions just serve the West’s interests. Rouhani just helps sanctions. Rouhani just helps the Enemy. Rouhani is aiding the Enemy. So, Hassan Rouhani must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran and Iranian people. Rouhani’s economic decisions have only created Corruption, Chaos, Instability, and Horrible problems. In fact, what Rouhani does is among the Greatest Corruptions on Earth. Rouhani’s lies and Rouhani’s paradoxes even make kids laugh. Rouhani’s lies just show that Rouhani is a Spy, or an Anti-Iran Stooge of the West. Now after all disasters that Rouhani has created, Hassan Rouhani must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran and Iranian people. The CIA Iran Project media says Rouhani and corrupt officials are anticorruption !!! (July 2018) But all people can see that the CIA’s Rouhanis are promoting corruption systematically. The CIA’s Mullahs and Rouhani are creating Corruption, Economic Chaos and Economic Instability in a systematic way, to help the West and to pave the way for creating new Turkmenchays. And now even stupid Animals / Basijis are aware of such facts, and confessing to it. So, Hassan Rouhani must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran and Iranian people. What Rouhani has done in recent years is among the Greatest Corruptions on Earth. Rouhani’s corruption is unforgivable. Rouhani’s evil acts including creating a high inflation rate & corruption rate, and a very high rate of Economic instability and Economic chaos are among the Greatest Corruptions on Earth. So, Rouhani and Rouhani’s team must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran and Iranian people. Instead of becoming Billionaires and becoming CIA Spies and receiving American Green Cards! , Rouhani and Rouhani’s team must be tried and executed for High Treason and High Corruption. Why our Iranian people should pay the price of Rouhani’s corruption and Rouhani’s Insanity & Rouhani’s Spying for the West ?! Rouhani is aiding the Enemy. In all recent years, we Iranians have repeatedly warned Rouhani and Mullahs, but Rouhani has only done one thing: Creating more Corruptions + Telling more Lies + Doing more Anti-Iran Acts = Aiding the Enemy. Who implements IMF Plans & FATF plans = CIA plans in Iran ?! Who implements The CIA Iran Project & Rockefeller plans = CIA plans in Iran ?! The Answer is clear: Rouhani and Khamenei = Mullahs. Now even their own Mullah media confess that Rouhani aids the Enemy! Why Rouhani removed Price Control in late 2017?! Why Rouhani increased dollar price in 2017 ?! Why Rouhani wanted to implement a new wave of IMF Plans and cutting subsidies and increasing petrol price and all prices, and to help Trump and America?! Hassan Rouhani must be tried and executed for High Treason . Rouhani is aiding the Enemy, and Rouhani has always aided The Enemy of Iran and Iranians. We Iranians know How their Corruption Affects our Life! Their Corrupted economies and their Religious Corruption and their Jewish / Islamic Capitalism are among the Worst Corruptions on Earth. Rouhani is aiding the Enemy, and hurting the Iranian people. And it’s the Worst Treason and the Worse Corruptions on Earth. Hassan Rouhani must be tried and executed for High Treason & Corruption & Aiding the Enemy of Iranian people. Have you forgotten Rouhani’s slogans & Rouhani’s bullshit & Rouhani’s lies ?! But Iranian people have not forgotten !, and that’s why all Iranians say: Fuck Rouhani ! Death to Rouhani ! Fuck Rouhani’s father & mother ! America is a country with a high level of corruption, economic corruption. But Rouhanis worship American Capitalism! Mullahs = Rouhanis worship Economic corruptions! The Islamic regime or the British regime or America’s regime is a political regime with a high level of corruption = buying and selling laws & the rule of laws & humanity and everything by money! America is the Empire of Corruptions! (We have already written about such issues, and about their lobbying industry and their systematic corruptions; check Archive) The Islamic Regime is like Corrupt America. But our Iran and Iranian people hate both of them. Now their own analysts confess that the next “Savior” in Iran will be wearing neither a Turban nor a Crown! As you know, the Islamic crown is called Turban or Ammameh ! And now all analysts agree that the next “Savior” in Iran would be wearing neither a Crown nor a military cap! In fact, all analysts agree that the next “Savior” in Iran would be neither a CIA puppet nor a stooge of MI6 (= Monarchist, Mojahed, Mullah, Mason or Mercenary!) Now even their own media confess that the Iranian people protests clearly demonstrate the public’s lack of faith in the Islamic regime! (2018) It’s so important. In fact, even stupid animals confess that the Iranian people protests clearly demonstrate the public’s lack of faith in the West’s stooges – from Mullahs & Monarchists to Terrorists (MEK/ MKO) and Marxists / Islamists and other Mercenaries. The West’s stooges desperately try to avoid a tsunami of anger that can sweep them all away! But it’s an impossible dream. In Iran, a tsunami of anger will sweep all stooges of the West away! Just wait and see ! Our Iran has many many real soldiers = unknown soldiers. The Mullahs and other Bad guys refer to their Spies & Stooges as unknown soldiers! But in our Iran and the world of Humans, the good guys and ordinary people are unknown soldiers. They are unknown soldiers of The Good = unknown soldiers of Great Persia / Iran. Today, even many rank & file members of Basij & IRGC & Their Cults / Organizations are unknown soldiers of our Iran, or becoming unknown soldiers of our Iran. They are becoming Anti-Mullah & Anti-Islamist, and pro-Iran & pro-Iranian. It’s so important. Islamists and other Spies & Stooges are unknown soldiers of the Evil Empire. But our Iran has millions of wise people and ordinary people, who are unknown soldiers of The Good & The Truth. They are people like Afshin Yadollahi. In his last years, Afshin had become a great Poet, a great Patriot Poet. Afshin truly said Our love is Truth, Our love is Iran. Do you know what was his last poem? His close friend, Salar Aqili – who is a famous singer in Iran- officially said that Afshin’s last poem was a poem called The Blood of Peom. Salar says: Afshin knew that they want to kill him. So, he called his last poem The Blood of Poem. But do you know what Afshin has said in his last poem, The Blood of Poem ( = Khoon-e Qazal) You must read this great poem in Persian. Translation will ruin it. But lets take a look at part of its meaning in English: …. this Winter is so cold and so dark … but for the sake of Truth & Iran & Light & the End of Darkness, we endure the rain of all pains and all disasters .. Our dream is Sun / Light, and our Hope is Spring (Beh Roya-e Khorshid, va Shoghe Bahar …) and that’s why we are ready to sacrifice ourselves for Great Persia … (… Saram ra beh Bade Vatan midaham) .. Tell our story to the future Generations .. (beh Ayandegan hale mara begu …) Tell them how we endure the pain of this Love (the Love of Truth, the Love of Persia) .. Tomorrow is a day that the proud & young generations of our Iran ( … keh Irani-e sarboland & Javan ) will deserve the great name of Persia and the great history of Iran … (Sezavar-e Tarikh-e Iran Shavad …) … Oh, Iran, I swear to your name and to the names of all your lovers, that we endure all pains of this Love ….. Such a great poem; Such a great poem. And the most important point is that If you are Iranian, then You cannot resist weeping when you read this great poem in Persian language. In fact, if you want to know whether you are an Iranian or not (= whether you are a real Human or not), then just see what is happening to you while you reading this poem. If you are Iranian or real Human, then you start to weep uncontrollably when you read this poem in Persian, simply because you can feel the poet’s feelings and the poet’s weeping while he was writing this great poet. All Iranians and all real Humancan understand poems and real Human feelings / emotions well. The poet (Afshin) honestly shows you in this great poem that he could not resist weeping when he was writing this poem = his last poem. When the great poet (Afshin) says he cannot resist weeping tears of hope and tears of love (beh Atash bekesh Abr-e Boqz-e mara …), he also adds: Oh, Iran, we hope that your holy soil (the holy soil of Iran) becomes a great Flower Garden again ( = Golestan = a garden full of flowers) They = Evil men are bloodthirsty and thirsty for our blood, and they have destroyed our life and our Iran … But we fight and we endure and we sacrifice ourselves, because our goal is clear: We want Light, We want the End of Darkness, We want the End of Dark Ages, We want the End of Evil Empire, and we want that your ruins become Great Iran again (keh Virane-hay-e thou Iran Shavad …) The story of Afshin Yadollahi & his girlfriend/ partner and their assassination in 2017 is a long story (we will write more about it later) The Anti-Iran Mafia hate Light and Love. In Persian language, Light and Love are synonyms. It’s so important. In the great Persian language, Sun and Love and Goodness are synonyms ( = Mehr) In Iran, God and Love are synonyms; God and Light are synonyms; God and Truth are synonyms. It’s so important. It’s an Iranian Legacy to mankind. The wise Iranians created Kish-e Mehr = The Religion of Love, The Religion of Light. It’s an Iranian legacy. Since the ancient times, when Iranians were fighting against Darkness & Dark forces, they just said to the Light or the Love: In your way, even Death is Life .. we endure all pains for the sake of the Truth, for the sake of the Light / the Love. In our Great Iran, Truth-seekers and Freedom fighters and Light fighters – who fight for the sake of the Light – and Truth fighters – who fight for the sake of the Truth- and Love fighters – who fight for the sake of Love- are the same things and the same good guys. It’s an Iranian Legacy. Now many many good guys in all around the world are using our Iranian legacies, while the Bad guys try to misuse and corrupt such good things. They talk about blind love !!, Fascist love !!, blind cults! , blind obedience, blind acceptance and other Bad and Blind things in the name of good things! The Bad guys try to mislead and misinform people. For instance, they stupidly attack Iranian protests, and stupidly say: Iranian people don’t have a precise goal that could be summed up in one sentence !!!! (2018) Can you believe it?! They pretend that a precise goal is something that could be summed up in one sentence !!!!, and then Iranians don’t have a precise goal, like Kill & Destroy & Serve the West’s interests, that can be summed up in one sentence !! The stupid animals and the stupid bastards say many silly & childish things. But Iranians sarcastically say to Anti-Iran animals: We know what is good and what is bad for our Iran and the world ! So, don’t try to make a fool of yourself ! Don’t come and give us silly speeches ! We know them all ! (Baba joon, Vase maa Ruzeh Nakhoon ! .. ) If there’s no real Good & New Thing in your words keep it for your stupid friends ( = vase Ammat ! ) in the stupid West ! We’ve had enough! In fact, Iranians want to say that we know obvious things, and we know good guys & good things, and also we know the stupid pigs of the West. Now the Iranian people have no recognizable leadership, and it’s a good thing But the Iranian people have no media and no organization, and it’s a very bad thing. In fact, the main problem is that people have no media & no organization. It’s a very big problem, but sooner or later, it will be solved by the Good guys & the real Iranians. The Iranian people have clear slogans and clear demands. They want a real Iranian regime, a real Democracy, a real Freedom, and a real Independent & Strong country. Rouhani is an Economic Terrorist. Rouhani must be tried and executed for Economic Terrorism and Destroying people’s life & Stealing people’s money & Creating Nekbat & Turkmenchay. Rouhani is a symbol of this Satanic Regime = the Islamic Regime = Anti-Iranian Regime. The Iranian people have clear slogans and clear demands. They say: Death to Rouhani ! Death to Mullahs! Death to Islamic Regime! But the West’s pigs prefer to pretend ignorance ! (Khod ro beh Khariat bezanan !) The Anti-West movement = The Anti-Mullah Movement = The Anti-Evil Empire movement = The Anti-Arab Psalmists & Anti-Jewish Islam Movement is a truly popular movement / uprising in Iran. Now it’s a mass movement that is very very very Bigger than the so-called 1978/ 1979 movement in Iran. Now all Iranians want regime change, and say: Mullahs must go (to hell); Mullahs must get lost. Our Iran should become Iranian again, and all Arab & Ajnabi Barbarians must get lost and must go to Hell, to their own Arab shit-holes. All Masons and all Arab Islamists and all Mullahs & Mercenaries must leave our Iran. And it’s what all Iranian people want. And you should not forget that when the CIA’s Islamists & Basijis see that they have no future (ie Hava kheili passe), then the CIA’s Basijis & Islamist would start to chant pro-Monarchy and pro-Pahlavi slogans. In fact, they want to repeat their old CIA plan of 1979, when Pahlavi’s Savak and Savak agents chanted pro-Khomenei and pro-Mullah slogans. Keep this in your minds. One day in the near future, The CIA’s Basijis & CIA’s Islamists will chant pro-Monarchy and pro-Pahlavi slogans! But that day is a day that all stooges of the West – form Mullahs, Monarchists, Basijis and Islamists and Pahlavists and Rajavists and Masons and all Mercenaries will go to Hell for ever, and will have the same fate in our Iran. Mullahs are Monarchists are the same Anti-Iran shits, and the same stooges of the West. All CIA agents and MI6 whores are the same Anti-Iran shits. The exiled whores are Arabs, not Iranians. Now in 2018, the wise & good Iranians who live in America (California) say: Even in California, the Capital of Monarchists / Pahlavists, only about 10 percent of exiled Iranians support Monarchy (Pahlavists) and the return of a constitutional monarch !! ( It’s so laughable that even in California, the Capital of Monarchists / Pahlavists,) more than 90 percent of exiled Iranians hate Monarchy & Monarchists & Pahlavists & Islamists & Mullahs & Marxists and other Dictators and Anti-Iran Forces. We hope that the wise & good Iranians who live in North America & Europe become more active, and talk more about such important Facts. We all know those Arabs & Anti-Iran pigs who pretend that they are Iranians! They write or speak Persian, But all Iranians know, and sarcastically say : Mage Har Khari Parsi Harf zad Irani-e ?! (Do you think any person or any stupid bastard who speaks Persian language is Iranian ?! ) Mage Har Khari Parsi Nevesht Irani-e ?! (Do you think any person or any stupid bastard who writes in Persian language is Iranian ?! ) (2018) And it’s what the Iranian people truly say in recent years, and show the depth of their Wisdom. As we and you all know, Anti-Iran Spies learn Persian, and speak / write in Persian. Now many Arab Barbarians and Arab Jews and other Anti-Iran Barbarians have learned Persian language, and speak / write in Persian! Do you know How many Iraqi Arab Barbarians and Iraqi Arab Islamists live in Iran today?! Do you know how many Iraqi Arab Barbarians / Arab Islamists taking part in the so-called fucking Elections of fucking Iraq in our Iran?! Do you how Iraq and Iraq’s Arab pigs betray Iran and Iranians ?! Now in July 2018, their own Mulalh TV (IRIB) says: All Iraqis know How Turkey, Saudis and Saudi Arabia betrayed them, and defended DAESH/ ISIS; and how Iran spent a lot of money and sacrificed a lot of lives / people to defend Iraq & Iraqis. But now, Iraq imposing 40% tariff on Iran & Iranian goods & Iranian exports to Iraq, while Iraq imposing 0% tariff on Saudi Arabia & Saudi Arab pigs !!!, and Iraq only imposing 5% tariff on Turkey’s goods & Turks !! The story of The Arab Zina-zadeh = Arabs of Iraq = Arab Traitors is a long story (we will write about it later) Arab pigs of Iraq have polluted our Iran. They are Basiji leaders and members of Basij ! Do you know How many Arab Barbarians & Arab Islamists from Lebanon, Iraq and other Arab shit-holes live in Iran today?! Do you know how many Arab spies & Jew spies & British spies who live in the West can speak / write in Persian ?! These Non-Iranian Agents and Arab pigs pretend that they are Iranians !! But they are sons of Zahak, Al-e Davood, Jabal Ameli, and Al-Sadr and other Arab Jew Freemason families in London, Qom, Mashhad, Hamedan, Isfahah, Tehran and many other cities.They have polluted our Iran. They have polluted the world. The Anti-Iran Barbarians = CIA’s Arab Islamists and other CIA agents and MI6 whores have polluted our Iran and the whole world. In Iran, they are called The Islamic Regime. They are the Islamic Regime of Mullahs. They must go to hell; they must get lost. America and the West love them and support them, because they are Arabs or Anti-Iran Barbarians. They are MEK / MKO / Rajavists, Pahlavists, Monarchists, Masons, Mullahs, Basijis / Islamists and Marxists and other stupid Animals & stupid Bastards who are often called cyber whores, media whores, journalists or dissidents or Opposition group !!! They speak or write in Persian, but they are Arabs, Jews and other Anti-Iran Barbarians. In the internet and cyber space, American Spies, Arab pigs, Jewish spies, and British Spies write or put comments in Persian ! But we Iranians can easily recognize them. We Iranians can easily recognize who is Iranian, and who is not Iranian. All sane people can easily recognize Anti-Iran whores and Anti-Iran Barbarians. But you should not forget that Spies or Stooges of the West = Anti-Iran whores are traitors, and they will betray everything & everyone. Basijis become Pahlavists, and Monarchists become Basijis, and Savakis became Islamists, and in the near future the CIA’s Islamists & Basijis will chant pro-American slogans! But that day will be their last day! Now their Anti-Iran media openly say: the CIA’s fake Iranians and the CIA’s fake Opposition are still slated to play a major role in any future !! (2018) It’s the evil nature of the Evil Empire of USA & UK. They use their spies are President (Rouhani / Trump) or Foreign Minister (Zarif) or Islamist leaders / Basiji leaders. But now even stupid animals confess that all Iranians know and hate Rouhani & Arab Islam = AN par ! Rouhani par ! Arab Islam par ! … (below pix) One day, the MI6’s Mullahs and Islamists chanted : this or that must be executed ! ( .. Edam bayad Gardad ! ) But in the near future, their own supporters and their own Islamists will chant: Mullah / Rouhani must be executed ! (Rouhani Edam bayad Gardad ! ) Hassan Rouhani must be executed ! (Hassan Rouhani Edam bayad Gardad ! ) Just wait and see. The public hatred of Rouhani/ Mullahs and The public hatred of Arab Islam is not a hidden fact in Iran. But the Anti-Iran Whores desperately try to hide such undeniable facts. They pretend that the history or the people rise to applaud Islamic Tyranny & Turkmenchay !! But now even stupid Animals / Basijis confess that the history and the Iranian people just rise to urinate / piss in Mullahs / Rouhanis ! in their honor ! (below pix) It’s so important that now the stupid Animals / Basijis confess that the History and the Iranian people just rise to piss in Arab Islam in its honor ! Today, the soup is too salty, and that’s why even their own Islamists confess that (below pix) Iran’s history and Iran’s people rise to piss in Rouhanis & Islamists & Islamic Regime in their honor !! (Tarikh beh Eftekhare-shan Istadeh Khahad Shashid !! ) It’s actually a Pissing ceremony, in which the History and all Iranian people rise to piss or urinate, in honour of Rouhani & Khamenei & all Islamists who created this Islamic Nekbat & Zellat = Islamic Regime !! And it’s what their own Basijis and their own supporters say today in 2018 ! (below pix) “.

34078997_222660885208537_8451701357341048832_n.jpg31761272_132196437548948_6334260090748534784_n.jpg

Persian Joke 101: Rouhani and his kid go to see a doctor. Rouhani says: hey doctor, my kid has no appetite for foods; he eats nothing. The Iranian Doctor: Don’t worry; it’s not an important problem … Rouhani: But doctor, my kid has no appetite; he eat nothing. Iranian Doctor: Don’t worry Rouhani; just put your Islamic Turban (= Mullah hat = Ammameh) on the head of your kid, and then your kid will have a very strong appetite, and your kid will eat our country !, all things of Iran !!

Persian Joke 102: (It’s an ancient Persian Joke) A Sheikh in an Arab village of Arabia was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house of his Mosque. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens. One night the cock rooster was missing and the Arab Sheikh decided to do something about it at the Mosque. At Friday prayer, he asked the Arab Umma: “Has anybody got a cock?” All Arab men stood up! “No, No”, he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?” All Arab women stood up ! “No, No”, he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them?” Half Arab women stood up !! “No, No”, he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?” All Arab Muftis / Talib boys (Religious Students) stood up !!

Persian Joke 103: Rouhani had a stomach problem, and went to see a doctor. The doctor said: For solving your problem, you should follow this healthy diet : Don’t eat meat, don’t eat fat, don’t do drug, and don’t go to Menbar for Islamist preaching. Rouhani: OK, but why I should not go to Menber for Islamic preaching ? Doctor: because you Rouhanis just eat shit and extra shits at your Menbar, and now eating shit is not good for your stomach ! … So, Don’t eat shit Rouhani !

Persina Joke 104: An Iranian was making love with a blond girl … But this blond girl – that was his girl friend- suddenly said: Honey, do you think we can have such great sex after the marriage ? Iranian: Yah, why not ?! If your husband was not a jerk, we can continue our great sexual relationships after your marriage !!

Persian Joke 105: At midnight, Ghazanfar rings up the Mullah TV (IRIB) and says: Do you think Khamenei has slept now? IRIB: yah, this is midnight; Khamenei has slept. But … Ghazanfar: Do you think Rafsanjani and all other Mullahs have slept ? IRIB: yah, this is midnight; all Mullahs have slept. But .. Ghazanfar: Do you think the Basiji leaders have slept ? IRIB: yah, this is midnight. All of them have slept. But … Ghazanfar: So, when all of these Islamist jerks have slept, and thus don’t watch TV, please cut the Islamist crap, Cut all of these Islamic Mullah craps, and please air some Indian Dancing Shows or Los Angeles Dancing Shows, and lets all people enjoy !!

Persian Joke 106: The mean time for sex in America is : 18 min; In Europe is 20 min, and in Iran is 283 min !! … But don’t get it wrong! In Iran, they spend 200 min to find a safe place, and then they spend 80 min to beg the girl and to make her ready, and finally they only spend 3 min on s-ex !

Persian Joke 107: A Mullah / Rouhani goes for Presidential nomination, to become the President of the Islamic regime. They tell him: But you don’t have any education ? And Rouhani says: (But do you think) Sitting and shitting in the country need any educations ? !! (Mage Ridan tu mamlekat ham Savad mikhad ? !! )

Persian Joke 108: (It’s a joke about playing with words in Persian) In 1980s, Mullah Arbadili went to Friday Prayer, and said: We still don’t know How we should put this dick (ie each person) in a right place !! … But now the Mullahs say: After 40 years, we have finally understood How we should put this dick (ie each person) in a right place !! .. Apparently, the Mullahs / Rouhani have finally learned how to fuck their own father & mother ! , to fuck their own Arab Islam & Islamic regime in a right way !

Persian Joke 109: After 1979 Disaster, our Economic situation in Iran changed from Eat and Don’t die (Bo-khor & Na-mir) to Don’t Eat, and Die (Na-khor & Be-mir) !! And it’s the only benefit of the Islamic Revolution of 1979 !

Persian Joke 110: When Mullahs Die and go to Hell, they just say: Wow, it’s exactly like our Mullah regime !! (Yedesh Bekheir !! ) Our Islamic Regime was exactly the same Hell !!

Persian Joke 111: In Iran under the Mullah regime, they have violated all your basic rights in a away that when you just get a very very small part of your basic rights you think it’s a gift, not a right !!

Persian Joke 112: The Olympics of Mullahs and Islamists are like this: Swimming in the people’s money ! Riding on the people’s back ! Jumping all laws (by using Islam as your Jumping stick ! ) Shooting Fatwa or Fart-war ! Dancing on the Menbar ! = Dancing with the Wolves = Dancing with the Great Satan !!

Persian Joke 113: An Arab whore sends his Islamist child to a Basii school. One day, they tell her: Your son don’t listen, and don’t obey us. Tell him if he refuses to obey us, we will fuck his mother. The Arab Islamic whore : Wow ! It’s great ! As you know, the children don’t listen to our words in these days. But it’s a good thing for you, isn’t it?! Now you are fee to fuck his Islamist mother !! We Arab Islamists are ready to be fucked by our Basiji Brothers !!

Persian Joke 114: This is Valentine day! So, Ghazanfer goes and says to a salesman: Do you have a post card with a written text like : You are my only Love ! I only love you, and you are my only & only love ! Salesman: yah, we have a post card that is exactly like this. Ghazanfar: It’s great, because today I need 16 of them ! How much I should pay you for 16 post cards ?!

Persian Joke 115: Yesterday Basiji news: One Chadori woman, a Basiji sister (with full Jewish Hijab = Chador) was running in the park, but she was suddenly being raped by some men! …. Today Basiji news : Thousands of Chadori women and Basiji sisters are running so eagerly & happily in the park !!

Persian Joke 116: Ghazanfer goes to the post office, and says: these new postage stamps – with Khamenei or Rouhani photo- don’t work, and don’t stick on the envelope. Officer: no, they work; please show me how you use them? Then Ghazanfar spits at the face of Khamenei / Rouhani, and says: Look, they don’t stick, they don’t work! Officer: But you should spit at the back of stamp. Ghazanfer : So what’s the use of Khamenei / Rouhani photo ?!!

Persian Joke 117: They arrest some Basijis for having po-rn films. They say: You Islamist pigs watch po-rn film ? Basijis: No it’s just some CDs and DVDs of our Jewish / Islamist workbooks about marital methods ! It’s just a Jewish sex-ual guide for wedding !

Persian Joke 118: American leaders, British leaders, Jewish leaders and all main leaders of Masons and Anti-Iran Barbarians had a meeting with their Big Brother, Satan. In this meeting, they talked about their anti-Iran plans, and also tried to ridicule Iranians to boost the self-esteem of themselves = Evil forces. But Satan was worried, and said to them: Oh, my slaves, you should not underestimate Iran and Iranians. Do you know what I do in each weak ? They said: No, but we want to know; please tell us what you, Satan, do in each week ? Satan: OK ! One day I go to America, and teach Americans; one day I go to UK and France, and teach Britons and French leaders. One day I go to Israel and all Jewish-Arab states, and teach Arab Jews. And one day I go to the rest of the world, and teach all other people. Satan’s slaves: But it’s just 4 days. Each weak is 7 days … Satan: Yah, but do you know what I do in those 3 days ? Satan’s slaves: no, what do you do ? Satan: In those 3 days, I go to Iran, to learn from Iranians! In those 3 days, I secretly attend the Iranian circles, to learn a lot from Iranians !! … In these 4 days, I am your master; I am the Teacher & Big Brother of all Masons & al Evil forces … But in those 3 days, I am just a student, and I just try to learn from them, to teach you more things! … So, you should never underestimate Iran and Iranians !

Persian Joke 119: Iranians say to the Jewish God: Only because of one Apple you deported Adam and Eve ?! … We buy you 100 kilogram Apple, or even 1000 kg Apple … so lets people enjoy Heaven / Paradise, and don’t be so Jewish & so Stingy !

Persian Joke 120: Iranians say to the Jewish God: Because of Apple you deported Adam and Eve, and because of grape (grape juice/ wine etc) you send people to hell ?! Do you have problem with fruits ?! Do you have problem with fruit products = organic & natural products ?! Do you work for Rockefellers and Monsanto and GMO Empire ?!!

Persian Joke 121: A Basji girl = Islamist girl of Mullahs puts her nude picture and her Bikini picture in her Facebook ! But when she goes for a date with an Iranian boy, and when Iranian boy wants to shake her hands, she says: Oh, God forbids! Such things are forbidden in Arab Islam! Such dirty-sexy things, like shaking hands, are forbidden in Arab Islam ! We Islamists just shake our ass, our boobs, our pussy and other se-xual parts of our body. But we don’t shake hands and other non-se-xual parts of our body !!

Persian Joke 122: What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets ! ….. And one day Trump laughs and asks his wise security advisor: What do a penis and an Anti-Islamist Iranian (Iran) have in common?! And his wise security advisor just advises Trump: The more you play with them, the harder they get ! So, BE CAUTIOUS ! Don’t play with Iran !!

Persian Joke 123: What do boobs and toys have in common? .. They were both originally made for kids, but Adults and daddies end up playing with them!

Persian Joke 124: Why did God create man before woman? .. Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it ! ….. And do you know Why did God create Trump ?! .. Because he wanted to have a Devil or Satan !! So, he created Trump to be Satan and to to hurt & test real Humans ! ……. And do you know Why did God create Rouhani & British Queen & Trump ?! .. Because he wanted to have a very bad & shitty draft / Monkey before creating a Real Human !!

Persian Joke 125: “Babe is it in?” “Yea.” “Does it hurt?” “Uh huh.” “Let me put it in slowly.” “It still hurts.” “Okay, let’s try another shoe size.” ! ……. So, Don’t have a sick sexy mind ! Don’t be Trump! Don’t act like Trump! Don’t think like Trump! Before opening your mouth for telling Lies & bullshit and Eating shits like Trump, just wait for seconds! Maybe what is hurting you is not our Iranian dick !, but it’s your own American shoe !! ( = your own Trump ! )

Persian Joke 126: A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Esi. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won’t run away.” Woman: “What makes you think you are great in bed?” Esi: “Do you think I rang the doorbell with what ?!

Persian Joke 127: Do you know BASIJ is acronym of what ?! BASIJ is an acronym for Bonyade (Organization) Allafe (Waste) Sazmandehi (for Mobilizing) Ie mosht (a bunch of) Jojeh / Jakesh ! (little shits / little pimps) ! = such a Waste Organization for Mobilizing a bunch of little shits / pimps ! ….. And do you know ARAB is acronym of what ?! Adame (Don’t ) Ra-ayat-e (pay Regard to) Assasi (any kinds of) Behdasht ! (Hygiene ) In fact, Before Islam, Arabs were dirty pigs who didn’t pay regard to any kinds of Hygiene & Human norms; so, Iranians called them ARAB ! = Those who don’t pay Regard to any kinds of Hygiene and Human norms ! … And do you know what the Arab Islamists = Bsijis do after reading such Iranian jokes ?! They just try to repeat (QerQereh konon) our words and our jokes, and say for instance: Do you know Iranian is acronym of what !!! … This is the IQ of Arab Basijis ! They have no shame, no brain, and no creativity !

Persian Joke 128: A girl asks a Mullah: Can I sleep with my boy friend ? Mullah: Estaqforollah ! (God forbids ! ) Girl: Can I sleep with a man ? Mullah: Estaqforollah ! (God forbids ! ) Girl: Can I sleep with a Mullah ? Mullah: Besmellah ! ( Lets do it ! ) !

Persian Joke 129: Moses says to Jewish God: I had an old friend, and he was older than me, and he was my Jewish guide; but I have forgotten his name .. Jewish God: Are you talking about our Ayatollah Jannati ? .. Moses : Oh, Yah! But what is he doing now ? Jewish God: He is running our Jewish Islamist regime of Arab Mullahs ! Moses: Wow! really ?! He is still alive ?! Jewish God: Yah, he is the Jewish brother of Satan! Apparently, Satan had an unknown brother, called Jannati ! , (that means) From Heaven ! Moses: Oh, shit, my Jewish guide was Satan’s brother ?! Jewish God: Ha ha, from Hell or from Heaven, what is the difference ?! As Iranians say: You should use your own Brain … Moses : Even you God, our Jewish God, quoting a passage from the Iranians ?! Jewish God: yah, because Iranians have existed for a very long time, even before you and me !

Persian Joke 130: (A black joke for ridiculing this shitty materialistic & sexist world) Women at the age 18 are like a football’s ball, and 22 people want to catch them and play with them! Women at the age 28 are like a handball’s ball, and 10 people want to catch them and play with them! Women at the age 38 are like a gulf’s ball, and only 1 or 2 people want to get them and play with them! Women at the age 50+ are like a torn ball, and many people try to avoid them or to get rid of them! Women at the age 68 are like an old artillery ball, and most people fear from them, and run away from them ! …. And men at the age 18 are like women at the age 68; they play with their own balls, and most females run from away from them, because they only have balls, but no money and other things! … And men at the age 68 are like the women at the age 18; They have money, but no balls; they cannot use their balls, but because they are rich and have money, most females try to play with their balls!

Persian Joke 131: A woman goes to a bird shop, and asks: Hi Mr. Mamuti, Do you have a smart parrot ? Mamuti: Yah, this parrot is so smart. just look and test him. Woman: Hi parrot! Parrot: Hi lady! Woman: honey, If I buy you and you become my friend in my house, but the next day I go to my house with a man, then what do you say ?! Parrot: I just say Hello Whore ! Woman: Such a rude and impolite parrot, I don’t want him. Mamuti: Don’t worry lady, I will teach him new lessons, and make him a real gentleman, and then you can come back and buy him. After several weeks, woman returns. And again she asks parrot: honey, If I buy you, but the next day I go to my house with one man, then what do you say ?! Parrot: I say, Hi Lady, and Welcome man! Women: If I go to my house with two men, then what do you say ?! Parrot: I say, Hi Lady, and Welcome men! Women: If I go to my house with three men, then what do you say ?! Parrot: I say the same thing. So, women continues, and goes from 3 men to 10 men! But finally parrot gets angry and says: Oh, Mamuti please don’t try to whitewash her again! She is a professional prostitute !

Persian Joke 132: (It’s an ancient Persian joke) Do you know How they invented Tasbih?! Before Islam, Arabs were always sitting around the tents and playing with their balls! Islam came and handed them Tasbih, so they would seize playing with their balls and start playing with Tasbih!

Persian Joke 133: Similarities between Farts and Rouhanis! Today, Lets enlighten you about Farts and Rouhani ! Have you ever wondered about Farts and Mullahs ( = Rouhanis) ? It is amazing How similar are Farts to Rouhanis! Both Farts and Rouhani : – Destroy your public image and prestige ! – Primarily cause curiosity but afterwards cause embarrassment – Are rotten to the core – Are Loud but have very little to say – Get the public’s attention – Make a lot of commotion and upset the stomach – Are funny to idiots and embarrassing to intellects – Are in touch with the belly and under the belly – their Sound goes through hairy filters ! – When silent, stink more – Fuck or Change the atmosphere – Give you a warm feeling when exit, when left you ! – Leave a nasty odor behind ! – Come and Go !

Persian Joke 134: Do you know what is the Religion of Belly and Under Belly?! It’s a Jewish religion that is always concerned about your Belly (kosher foods) and Under Belly (kosher sex & Kosher WC ! ) !

Persian Joke 135: One day a new Rouhani, after graduating form the Masonic Hawzah of Arab Islam, went to Menbar = Islamist Preaching. It was his first time. So, he was so nervous. An old Rouhani said to him: Go home, and next time put some drops of Vodka / Wine in a glass of water, drink it, and it makes you calm and relax. So, the next time, the new Rouhani went to Menbar, and his Islamist Preaching was so hot, and all Islamists were happy! But the old Rouhani sent him a short letter, and said: I should remind you of some important things: (1) I already told you: put some drops of Vodka in a glass of water, but you have put some drops of water in a glass of Vodka !! (2) Don’t use dirty words, and don’t defend Islamic Turkmenchay ! (2) Bush and American stooges didn’t killed Imam Hussein, and Bush and America were not soldiers of Yazid army in Karbalah! America didn’t exist at that time! (3) Prophet was not an Arab champion of the Olympic games! Don’t tell such silly lies to people (4) When you preaching, you should not play with your balls, and you should not flirt outrageously with hot girls ! (5) Prophet didn’t use the internet ! And God didn’t speak to prophets via Yahoo messenger !

Persian Joke 136: What Iranians say and what Iranians want is simple: Government of the People, by the People and for the People
But what the Mullahs and the CIA / MI6 want is : Government of the Thieves, by the Corrupt, and for Arabs & Jews !!

Persian Joke 140: A naive American Reporter needed to conduct a special report on The Islamic Regime, so he goes to Iran and visits a mosque. He goes to a huge mosque and sees that people are lined up at the gate! So he asks an Iranian: What is this line for? Iranian: It is a food line, for Nazri food Reporter: But this is not a food bank, this is a mosque? Shouldn’t people be praying here? I want to see Islamic prayers. Iranian: If you want to see prayers, then you must go to Tehran University. R: This is strange! They hold the prayers in the university?! Why do they pray at the universities? What about the academic work in there? What about the intellectuals there? Where are the students, professors and intellectuals? I: If you want to see our students, professors and intellectuals, then you must go to the Evin Prison. Professors and Intellectuals are in the prison. R: This is weird ! Everything is misplaced here! Intellectuals are in jail, then where are the criminals? I: Criminals?! (Iranian smiles and continues) Check out the Islamic government, the criminals are running the Islamic Regime!

Persian Joke 141: Ghazanfar had mental problems, and went to see a doctor / psychiatrist. After one month, Ghazanfar says: At the day one, I only had mental problems … but as the price of doctor / psychiatrist is so high, now after one month, I have both mental problems & Financial problems !!

Persian Joke 142: They ask Ghazanfar: Are you a Turk ? Ghazanfar: But all people have some weak points. You yourself don’t have any weak points ?!! ….. And they ask Rouhani: Are you an Arab Jew? Rouhani: But all people have some weak points! You yourself don’t have any weak points?! You Iranians think you are better than us = Arab Jews ?!!

Persian Joke 143: The Turks of Istanbul (Turkey) wanted to show that they have become advanced people! So, they changed their alphabet, and their language, and their everything including the name of their City ! They referred to Istanbul as Washington DC ! .. But at the Entrance of their City, they wrote: Welcome to Washington DC ! , the Turk city council of Istanbul !

Persian Joke 144: If God wants to send a new Prophet, he only needs one Miracle! He doesn’t need the silly or simple miracles of Moses or Jesus or others. He only needs one Miracle : Return all prices to pre-1979 era ! , or even Return all prices to pre-Rouhani era ! In fact, If the new Prophet can get rid of Rouhanis / Mullahs, and can neutralize the effects / benefits of Rouhanis & Islamic Regime & their Islamic Turkmenchay ! , then it’s a miracle that is greater than all miracles of Moses and Jesus !

Persian Joke 145: When Basijis see How Candy Charms and “Vagina Wavers” threw pro-Rouhani or pro-Trump rally in America, Basijis become so happy! , and Iranians ask Basjis: How do you refer to these Whores? What you call them ?! Basijis say: We Basijis refer to Whores as The Savior of all Horny men ! ! = Monjie Alam-e Hashariat !! (In Iran, Basjis always talk about Monjie Alam-e Bashariat ! = The Savior of all Humans ! In fact, both Basijis and Christian Fanatics of America talk about The Savior ! And their Savior is someone like Donald Trump = a Jewish Sodomite of Sodom ! )

Persian Joke 146: The Arab Islam of Arabia and Mullahs is a Jewish religion in which : – Consensual sex is bad, but Pedophilia or Rape is good ! – normal Sex is bad, but Religious Sodomy or Sexual Sadism is good ! – Normal Life, Music or Dance is bad, but drug addiction and sexual addiction and all kinds of addiction and Slavery is good ! –
Normality is bad, but Barbarity & Psychopathy is good ! – Sex is Corruption ! , but the real Corruption is Salvation ! – Happiness or Joy is bad, but shedding crocodile tears is good ! – Honor is bad, but Turkemcnahy is good ! – Wisdom is bad, but Barking and Farting is good ! … And it’s not a joke ! Their Arab Religion is a joke ! The Jewish Religion is a Joke !

Persian Joke 147: How to Make an Arab Islamist / Basiji Happy? To make them happy, you need : 1 to be a Terrorist or Trump or Great Satan! 2 to chant Anti-Iran slogans ! 3 to make love with America & Great Satan 4 to allow Mullahs to destroy Iran 5 to defend Anti-Iran Barbarians including Anti-Iran Arabs 6 to allow America to destroy Iran 7 to say Anti-Iran things and to attack Iran 8 to do Anti-Iranian things and to attack Iranian values 9 to live like animals, and only care about sex ! 10 to live like a real whore and a Sex addict, but always chant anti-Sex slogan ! …. And How to Make an Iranian Happy? 1 You only need to do one thing: Send Basjis / Arab Islamists and their Western supporters to hell !

Persian Joke 148: How to Make a Woman Happy? To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1 a friend 2 a companion 3 a lover 4 a brother 5 a father 6 a dishwasher 7a chef 8 an electrician 9 a carpenter 10 a plumber 11 a Mechanic 12 a Decorator 13 a stylist 14 a sexologist 15 a gynecologist 16 a psychologist 17 a pest exterminator 18 a psychiatrist 19 a healer 20 a good listener 21 an organizer 22 a good father 23 a good slave 24 sympathetic 25 athletic 26 warm 27 attentive 28 gallant 29 intelligent 30 funny 31 creative 32 tender 33 strong 34 understanding 35 tolerant 36 prudent 37 ambitious 38 capable 39 courageous 40 determined 41 true 42 dependable 43 passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44 give her compliments regularly 45 love shopping 46 be stupid 47 be very rich 48. not stress her out 49 not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50 give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51 give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52 give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes! IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. Never to forget: Birthdays, Anniversaries, Arrangements she makes! … And How to Make a Man Happy? 1. Just Leave him alone !!!

Persian Joke 149: (It’s an ancient Persian Joke) Bad Luck means: the beautiful girl is not rich, and the rich girl is not beautiful, and the rich and beautiful girls hate you pig !!

Persian Joke 150: One day a Basiji and Trump go to a jungle for hunting a Lion. For security reason, only Trump has gun. Suddenly they see a Lion, and Basiji starts to run away, and to yell: kill him, Trump; kill him, Trump .. So, Trump using his gun, looking at its camera, and then shooting .. One of the balls of Lion is hit, and so Lion gets angrier, and runs faster .. So, Basiji and Trump are forced to run faster, and again Basiji yelling: hey you stupid Trump, kill him, kill him … Again Trump stops, using his gun, looking at its camera, and then shooting .. This time the second ball of Lion is hit, and so Lion’s eyes become red, and he gets so so angry, and runs so so fast .. Basiji and Trump are forced to run so so fast, and Basiji just yelling: for god sake just kill him, kill him … for the last time, trump stops, using his gun, looking at its camera, and then shooting .. This time the dick of Lion is hit … and then the Basiji’s eyes become red, and he gets so so angry, and yelling: Hey you the stupid faggot Trump, this Lion wants to kill you and eat you, not to fu-ck you ! (… Do you think even Lions want to fuck you Trump ?! )

As some wise Iranians say: “Trump can show you the true meaning of The Christian Jihad ! Trump reveals many things about The Christian Sex Jihad, and why America’s Religion is like or worse than Arab Religion. U.S. Religion is officially the Religion of Sodomites & Sadists & Psychopaths. America’s Christianity is a Jewish Cult of Racist Sadists and Sexual Perverts who do their Evil acts in the name of Religion. Their Hypocrisy is so disgusting. Have you seen the pictures of Melania Trump’s Hijab ?! Have you seen How US whores –
Melania & Ivanka Trump- wear Hijab in Vatican, in front of their fucking Pope = Christian Ayatollah ?! Just look how Trump’s whore, Melania Trump, wears Hijab in their fucking Christian Vatican! (below pix) The Christian whores of America are worse than Mullahs and Saudis. They are actually the teacher of Mullahs & Arabia! Melania Trump’s nude photos and Melania Trump’s Hijab photos are important, only because they reveal the true face of The Satanic Christianity of America – that is a Jewish religion of Whores. Melania or Ivanka Trump’s nude photos and Melania / Ivanka Trump’s Hijab photos can speak 1000,000 words! Just search the internet, and see their pictures – that are the Pictures of Whores in Hijab! or Porn in Hijab! Melania Trump and Ivanka Trump wear Hijab or veil in Vatican, and show the true meaning of the Trump Jihad, that many call it Trump Sex Jihad! It’s actually The Christian Jihad ! Iranians say: Melania Trump’s tits, Melania Trump’s ass and Melania Trump’s Hijab remind you of what ?! (below pix) Yah, they just remind you of Islamic Whores, Basijis, Islamists and all Arab Whores and Jewish Whores. Arab Islamists and all Islamist Whores are exactly like Melania Trump or Ivanka Trump. They are so Jewish, and doing The Jewish Jihad! If you think more about The Jewish Jihad of Trump – from Pedophilia & Nudity to Hijab & Religious Laws- then you can understand many things better”.

michelle-obama-ivanka-melania-trump-veil-ftr-11.jpgMelania-Trump-ass-15.jpg

As some wise Iranians say: “It’s obvious why people ridicule The Jewish Jihad of Trump – from Nudity to Hijab! All sane people spit at Trump and The Jewish Sex Jihad of Trump – from Incest to Hijab ! Only the Religious Barbarians and Religious Sodomites can defend The Christian Sex Jihad of Trump – from Rape & Pedophilia to Hijab! The Jewish law = Shariah law of Arab Islam & Talmud is actually Trump laws = Incest law + Sodomy law + Pedophilia law + Hijab law + Rape law + Treason law + other Satanic laws. Trump and Arab Islamists are the same Jewish shits. Trump and Rouhani are the same Jewish shit. They are both sick Psychopaths. Each day a new scandal or new information / news about Trump and Rouhani is leaked or released ! The long story of Trump’s sexual perversion & Trump’s incest & Trump’s pedophilia & Trump’s Rape & Trump’s Sodomy & Trump’s Lies & bullshit is becoming longer and longer each day (we will more about it later) America should Die of shame . A country that its elected President is Trump is a shithole country, a backward country, a Satanic country, and a Sadist & Terrorist country. All good guys including America’s good guys hate Trump, and know what America & Trump mean. But millions of Americans & Christians are proud of Trump and his Jihad ! , simple because they are stupid animals & Barbarians, not Humans. In fact, they are exactly like Islamists/ Mullahs, who are proud of Rouhani & his Turkmenchay & his Arab Islam ! The story of Rouhani’s Corruptions and Islamic Corruptions is exactly like Trump’s. Now their own media declare that Mullahs & Islamic Regime defend the Anti-Iran Arabs, the Satanic Hajj of Arabia and the Satanic Islam of Arab Rapists & Arab Sodomites! In the Satanic Islam of Arabs / Mullahs, Rape and Sodomy is part of their Hajj and their Arabic-Satanic traditions of Arab Islam. In the Jewish Hajj of Arab Islam, they actually worship a Black Cube and a Satanic Cube that is nothing but a Jewish Cube and a sign of Satanism and being Jewish ! (for more info; check previous post) Even recent years show that the Satanic Hajj of Arab Islam involves Holy Rape, Holy Sodomy, Holy Prostitution, and also Holy Massacre of Children (in Yemen etc) and other Satanic things that the Arab Cows, Islamist Cows and the Holy Cows of Arabia & America do in their Jewish tradition of Hajj & worshiping a Black Cube. In the Satanic land of Arabia, a Black Cube or a Satanic Cube is a symbol of god ! In fact, their Arab God that is the god of DAESH / ISIS / Arab Barbarians is the Jewish god or Satan. Their Arab God that is God of Barbarity & Savagery & Satanism, and that’s why Arab Islamists are Cows and Slaves of America and the Evil. In the Satanic Islam of Arabs, they kill innocent children in the name of Arab God; they steal your money in the name of their Arab God; they even steal your lands and your Country in the name of their Arab God ! In fact, their Arab Islam is so Jewish, and their Arab God is Jewish god = Satan. The Ayatollah Sodomite (Khamenei) is an Arab Jew Sodomite whose life in based on his Koon Dadan-e Qahramananeh = Giving his dirty ass to America & Satan, and that’s why The Ayatollah Sodomite (Khamenei) love Satanic Hajj of Arab Rapists & Arab Killers & Arab Sodomites & Arab Whores. Arab Sodomites = Arab Islamists are slaves of Satan & America. Now, Arab Islamists have polluted our Iran. But now, all Iranians hate the Arab Islam & Islamists so much, simply because the Satanic Islam of Arabs is the religion of those Anti-Iran Barbarians & Sodomites who give their ass to America in a heroic way! Now in 2018, when the Mullah media report that Mullahs and Islamist have stolen and embezzled Billions of dollars of our Iran’s money in the fucking Islamic Banks like Imam Bank or Prophet Bank or Islam Bank ! (= Samen al-Hojaj and other Basiij Banks), then all Iranians just spit at Arab Islam, fuck Arab Islam, and use many many F-words for cursing Arab Islam & Islamists. Today it’s so obvious why Iranian people curse Arab Islam & the West, and why Iranians spit at Arab Islam & the West. The Islamic Crooks, Islamic Thieves and Islamic Terrorists steal our Iran’s money, and then get American Visa & US Green Cards, and do money laundering in the US & Europe! But the good and decent people of Great Persia – who are Anti-Islamist & Anti-Mullah & Anti-Arab barbarians and Anti-Evil forces- should be victims of American Racism & American Barbarism & American Sanctions & American Sadism & American love affairs with Islamists & Mullahs ! America is such a shithole country. America is Evil. Now all Iranians say: Death to Trump! or Death to America of Trump! or Hey you the little shit Trump or Rouhani, Don’t Eat Shit ! Don’t Eat excessive Shit ! (Goh Ziadia Na-khor ! ) It’s not good for your health ! If you Eat Shit, you Die and go to Hell ! Such Iranian advices just remind you of the story of Hadith, and How Iranians used Hadith to teach a little culture and civilization to Arab barbarians after Islam. At that time, Persians / Iranians were seeing how the Satanic Jews & Arab Jews create fake Hadith, like: Those Arabs who eat the Jewish Onions of Ecca in Mecca will go to Heaven !! It’s a famous story of the early days of Arab Islam. So, when Iranians saw the Fake & Satanic Hadith of Arab Jews and Arab Barbarians, and How Arab Islamists and Arab Jews make Fake Hadith / Satanic Fatwa to create more Evil things including more Barbarity & more Inhumanity, then Iranians decided to use Hadith to teach some culture and civilization to Arab barbarians. Many books should be written about How Iranians created the so-called Golden Age of Islam, and How Iranians tried to Teach Culture & Civilization to Arab barbarians after Islam. It’s a moral duty of Iranians and all good guys to talk about such facts and tell the truths about the Savage Arabs & Jews & Jewish Religions & The West & European Barbarians. After the Anti-Iranian Islamic Regime of Mullahs, many good books will be written about such issues by the Iranian intellectuals. Just wait and see. Today, the Wise Iranians say to the West and its stooges: We Iranians don’t allow you stupid barbarians to hurt or enslave all humans; If you threaten our Iran or hurt our Iranian people, then we reveal your secrets; we tell the truths about your Master / Arbab and your shameful History and your Everything ! ( … Patatoon ro ruye Aab mirizim !) Now despite all censorship, you can still find some good articles about How Iranians tried to add Human values to Arab Islam & Jewish Religions. For instance, in one public article, Hadith as Influenced by Iranian ideas and practices (published by Encyclopaedia Iranica) you can find a very very small part of what Iranians said & say about such issues. As many know, Iranians used Hadith and other Cultural tools to teach a little Culture & Civilization to Arab Barbarians. The Bad Hadith are Jewish Hadith or Arab Barbaric Hadith, which are like the Jewish Talmud, and full of Satanic & Barbaric notions. But the Good Hadith are full of Persian / Iranian notions. Even the Good Hadith can show you How Iranians tried to add Human values (Iranian values) to Arab Islam. In fact, Iranians talked about the Human values and the good things as being the words of Angels / Prophets or Saints. It’s so funny that the first good Hadith have numerous Persian loan words and Persian slang terms; and if you know the Persian language, you know how funny & laughable some of the early Hadith are ! As all informed people know, the Arabic language is a fake language. Before Islam, Savage Arabs of Arabia had no written language, and Arabic was just a shitty Oral language without any Grammar, and any specific alphabet. After Islam, within some decades / centuries, Iranians created an Arabic alphabet & a written language for Arabs. In fact, the Persian alphabet became Arabic alphabet. It’s a long but important story that the West’s Lie Factory telling Big lies about it. If you take a look at the Iranian alphabet before Islam (aka Persian alphabet or Pahlavi alphabet), then you can easily see that the so-called Koofi alphabet or Arabic alphabet is nothing but Pahlavi alphabet of Iranians (we will write more about it later) It’s so informative and so surprising if you know or ask : Why do they try to hide the Iranian alphabet before Islam (aka Pahlavi alphabet / Persian alphabet) ?! And who try to hide the Iranian alphabet before Islam ?! It’s so tragic that even Most Iranians know nothing about the Iranian alphabet before Islam, because the West and its stooges and its puppet regimes – from Pahlavi regime to Mullah regime- have created a Systematic Censorship to hide historical facts & important facts. In Iran under puppet regimes – from Pahlavi to Mullah regime-
the schools and education systems say Nothing about the Iranian alphabet before Islam, and even don’t allow Iranians to see a picture of the Iranian alphabet before Islam ! But why?! It’s a good question. Do you know why they even don’t allow Iranians to see a picture of the Iranian books before Islam or the Iranian alphabet before Islam ?! The answer is so clear: Because it reveal the secrets of Arabic ! (Gandesh Dar Miad ! ) If you as an Iranian see a picture of the Iranian alphabet before Islam (aka Pahlavi alphabet), your first reaction is : Shock ! Surprise ! Shock ! , and then using a lot of F-words for cursing those who have tried to hide such important facts!, simply because the Iranian alphabet before Islam = Pahlavi alphabet is exactly what they call it Arabic alphabet ! In fact, the so-called Arabic alphabet is nothing but the Iranian alphabet before Islam. Now despite all censorship, you can find a few pictures of the Iranian alphabet before Islam ( = Persian / Pahlavi alphabet) in the internet. But the main question is: Why did they try to hide the Iranian alphabet before Islam ?! What was their Goal ?! They wanted to hide which secrets and which Historical facts ?! (We well write about it later) Today, many informed people know that Iranians created Arabic alphabet = a written language for Arabs. But the ungrateful Arabs are still so so ungrateful, uncultured and inhumane. Our Persian alphabet became their Arabic alphabet, but just look how Anti-Iran Barbarians distort the truths, and tell Big lies & childish lies! All informed people know that Iranians created a grammar for Arabic language; and Iranians wrote the first Grammar Books for Arabic. No one can deny such undeniable facts (we will write more about such important issues later) But Arabs are so so ungrateful, beyond most people’s imagination ! So, the shitty Culture of Arab Barbarians is still shitty; their shitty religion or their shitty language is still shitty, and remains shitty, because of their Barbaric-Satanic traditions/ culture. Anyway, as Arabic language was so shitty & so incomplete & so messy in its first decades, Iranians didn’t know how to use such an incomplete & messy & shitty language – that had no grammar and no rules and nothing ! So, the first good Hadith – that were written- have numerous Persian loan words and Persian slang terms, and show How the witty Persians tried to teach culture & Civilization to Arab Barbarians in a witty way, by using the Iranian sense of Humor ! Many good books should be written about this issue. But lets give you an example: Iranians said to Arab Barbarians (with a very funny mixture of Persian and Arabic): Al-enab tho tho, Al-tamr yak yak (!!) that means: Eat grapes two by two, Eat dates one by one !! In fact, Persians said to Arab Barbarians: hey stupid animals, don’t eat dates like wild animals; eat dates one by one, like humans ! (mesl-e Adam !) Indeed, when Persians saw how Arab Barbarians were eating things like savage beasts, then Iranians used such funny ‘Hadith’ to teach them a little human manners & morals ! ( = Adab & Nezakat ! ) The more interesting than the Persian words for the topic of Iranian elements in the Hadith is the presence of the Persian Wisdom and Persian wise words ( = Persian Pand & Andarz) in the Hadith. In fact, you can easy distinguish between the Persian-influenced Hadith and the Arab Hadith = Arab Barbaric-Satanic traditions. The so-called Iranian-influenced Hadith are often about the Human values (Iranian values) and Human ways of Life ! The good Hadith or the Iranian-influenced Hadith consisting of short sayings, like Saint’s words, Angel’s worlds / Prophet’s words etc, and is akin to the collections of Persian Pand Andarz texts (= Persian wise words ) In fact, Iranians used the collections of Persian Pand Andarz ( = Persian wise words ) as the Hadith to teach a little Culture & Civilization to the uncivilized Arab barbarians. Here, lets take a look at some Iranian-influenced Hadith, that show you How Iranians tried to teach Civilization & Culture to Arab Barbarians = Arab Islamists and Savage Semites. It’s so funny, and so informative : Don’t walk without shoes ! Walking without shows or walking with one shoe is the fashion of Satan! .. Wash your body and clean yourself ! If your don’t wash your body and don’t clean yourself for months or years, Satan will pollute your hearts ! .. Don’t smell like shits ! Use Perfume ! The Prophet used perfume, and the Prophet hated those Arabs who smell like shits !! … Dress cloth ! , and Dress like civilized people ! Don’t dress dirty, shitty and bloody clothes ! If you dress such cloths, Satan will be happy ! .. Don’t forget to comb your hair! the God and prophet love those who comb their hair !! .. Wash your hands before Eating ! The God and Prophet hate those who don’t wash their hands before eating !! .. Don’t urinate everywhere ! .. Don’t urinate while standing ! (= Don’t pollute all places !) Go to bathroom! Satan stands with those who don’t go to bathroom !, and pollute all places with their Arab piss & shit !! … Don’t destroy Persian luxuries! Don’t steal Persian luxuries ! Don’t stay in a house where Persian luxuries are in sight ! , the prophet said ! .. Wash and clean your Teethes ! Use a tooth-pick to clean your teeths ! The prophet had a tooth-pick ! If you clean you teeths, it enrages Satan !! .. Don’t harm animals ! Don’t kill dogs ! Don’t kill frogs ! Be Humans ! (Adam Bashid ! ) The Prophet first ordered to kill all dogs, but then forbade the killing of dogs !! If you kill dogs, kill frogs or harm animals, Satan will be happy !! ….. It’s what Persians said to Arab Barbarians! And Such Hadith are so funny, and so so informative and revealing, aren’t they ?! Such things can show you why Today Iranians say to Trump and Anti-Iran Barbarians : Don’t Eat extra Shit ! Don’t eat excessive Shit ! (Goh Ziadia Na-khorid ! ) It’s not good for your health ! If you Eat Shit, you go to Hell ! The Anti-Iranian pigs including Savage Arabs & Jews are so so ungrateful. But what can you expect from those Satanic / Semitic Barbarians who still worship Yahweh / Baal and still perform human sacrifices and child sacrifices to Baal / Yahweh ?! They still live in the Stone Age! They still worship the Golden Cow / Calf of Satanic Jews! As you know, the golden Cow / Calf was an idol (a Satanic god) made by the Jews & Israelites during Moses’ absence ! In fact, the Jewish Rabbis (Aaron) give the people The Sacred Cow to worship ! But many don’t know, and many resources don’t confess that, this Golden Calf or Sacred cow / Holy bull was Baal. In fact, the Jews worshiped Baal, and then for a short period of time and when Iranians asked Jews to worship God the Jews started to become civilized; but very soon the Jews betrayed God and all Iranian values, and once again the Jews started to worship their own Satan / Baal, the Holy Barbaric Bull of Semites & Satanists. Many Jewish holy stories are actually myths, and have just symbolic meanings. Even Jews confess that they are not real events, and you should only pay attention to their symbolic meanings to get the main point. Our wise Iranian ancestors created many of these Symbolic stories for the ungrateful Jews, to make them Civilized and Humans (Adam-e-shoon Konan), and to show the world and all next generations (ie us and others) what has really happened ! Our Aryan / Iranian ancestors were wise enough to put many subtle points in all these Iranian-made Symbolic stories (we will write about it later) So, now we can understand that Jewish figures like Abraham or Moses were Symbolic figures or Mythical figures of Symbolic stories that were created to teach a little Culture & Civilization to savage Semites. Just read and think again about, for instance, the main story of Abraham, and see it from an Iranian viewpoint = the original viewpoint of the creators of such Symbolic stories. The Savage Semites worshiped Satan/ Baal, and had many Barbaric-Satanic rituals including the Child sacrifices to Baal. So, what did you do about such a shitty & satanic situation ? What do you do as an Iranian or a civilized good guy – with the good & decent mindset of Iranians? It’s so clear. You focus on their Child sacrifices to Baal as a very Evil act, and a good symbol of their Barbaric-Satanic rituals. You make a figure like Abraham, and then say he – like all savage Semites- wanted to perform this Semitic-Barbaric-Satanic act of Child sacrifices to Baal, but very suddenly and in one moment (ie after encountering with Iranian values & Iranian Civilization), He -as a Symbol of Savage Semites-
learns that the good God doesn’t need or want Such Satanic things, and the good God (ie Iranian people, or Iranian God) ask Savage Semites to stop Child sacrifices and other Satanic-Barbaric traditions. But Savage Semites were and are so ungrateful, traitorous and uncultured. They over and over betrayed the Good God and Iranian values = Human values. And it’s what you can even see in their own Jewish stories. And the good Jews are aware of this issue, which is known as the main sins or basic sins or Original Sins of Jews. After a lot of Semitic Treasons & Semitic Betrayals and Semitic Barbarism & Satanism after Abraham, we reach to Moses. Again the stories of Moses are very symbolic, and many of them – not all of them or most of them- are Iranian-made symbolic stories to teach a little Civilization & Culture & Human values to Savage Semites, and to make them Good & Civilized Humans (Adam-e-shoon Kone ! ), and to show the world and all next generations (ie us and others) what has really happened ! You can easily recognize which stories are Jewish stories = the Evil & Satanic stories that were made by Savage Semites; and which stories are Iranian-made symbolic stories for teaching Good & Decent things to Savage Semites (we will write about this important issue later) Just read and think again about, for instance, the main story of Moses, and see it from an Iranian viewpoint = the original viewpoint of the creators of such Symbolic stories. Once again, A good man fights against Tyranny and Barbarity of a Brutal Evil Dictator ( = a 100% Iranian concept), and then asks Savage Semites to stop Barbarity and Satanism and betraying the Good (God) and Iranian values. The Good man, that is a symbol of Iranians & good guys, again brings the Iranian Commandments and the Iranian rules of a Good & Civilized Life to Savage Semites. This symbolic story is very revealing. This symbolic man and Iranians saved the Jews from their Semitic-Barbaric-Satanic Dictators & Oppressors = their Semitic Pharaohs, and from their Semitic-Satanic-Barbaric traditions. But the Jews were and are so so ungrateful, savage, traitors. When Moses left them for a while, the Jews started again to worship their own Baal / Sacred Bull / Satan and to do their own Barbaric-Satanic rituals again, and to betray the Good God (ie Iranians, or Iranian God) again! Such stories are very symbolic, informative, meaningful and revealing, aren’t they?! We Iranians have many things to say about Anti-Iran Barbarians. Many many good books can and should be written by Iranians / Persians and other Wise good guys & Truth-seekers about all ungrateful Barbarians including Jewish barbarians, Arab Barbarians, British Barbarians and European Barbarians / American Barbarians. After the Mullah regime and their Jewish-Islamic-Masonic-Satanic Censorship in the Book industry, many many good books will be written by Iranians / Persians about such issues, and about the Truth, Nothing but the Truth, and about the true face of Anti-Iran Barbarians & Sons of Zahak, and about many Big Lies of the Empire Empire = The West’s Empire of Lies = The West’s Lie Factory. The Iranian Symbolism and what the wise Iranians said in their symbolic stories / advices are very clear & simple & meaningful, but Barbarians and those have low IQs cannot understand such things. Only wise people and ordinary people and normal humans can understand such things, such simple things! Even The good Muslims and the good Arabs knew and said and still say: When God is angry, He reveals His message in Arabic; when God is calm and good and Civilized, He reveals it in Persian ! Do you know what it means? All normal humans know what it means. The first good Muslims and the first Good Arabs truly said: “When God wishes to convey something with softness in it, He reveals it to the angels in Persian; but when God wishes to convey something which has harshness in it, He reveals it in Arabic ! Do you know what it means? All normal humans know what it means. The Mullahs are Arab pigs, not Iranians. The Mullahs are the most Anti-Iranian pigs on planet. Hassan Pofyooz (Rouhani) is the worst Traitor in Iran’s history. The Mullahs are Pofyooz & Dayoos and the worst Traitors in Iran’s history. The Mullahs and Rouhani are Arab Jews, not Iranians. The Mullahs and Rouhani help and defend Anti-Iranian Barbarians. Iranian people often joke about all the things that hurt them or annoy them. And now Iranians make a lot of good jokes about Rouhani & his Islamic Turkmenchay = Islamic Terekmun ! In all these years (After 1979), Iranians have made millions of good jokes about Mullahs & Arab Islam & All Islamists & Religious fanatics who hurt and betray the Truth & The Good & Iran. Sooner or later, all of these Iranian jokes will be published in English and other languages, and the world will see the Depth of Iranian Wisdom & Witticism. One day, some generations of Iranians became illiterate & ignorant, and forgot many of their great Persian Legacies. So, Barbarians invaded Great Persia, and hurt the Civilized world, and created many Horrible problems for all Good guys. But today is another day. Today, Iranians say to Barbarians of the West : You threaten our Iran?! You defend Arab Barbarians ?! You attack Human Rights?! You attack Human values ?! You want to enslave all Humans ?! Such stupid Pigs you are! This is your End ! Your games finished ! Your dirty tricks finished ! You revealed your True Face & your Barbaric Colors ! You just finished ! (Dige Fatehatoon Khoondas ! .. Dige Kalaketoon Kandas ! ) You just dig your own graves with your hands ! Today, your Islamic Regime is Dead in our Iran; your Jewish Arab Islam has died in our Iran; Your Western stooges / puppets have died in our Iran. It’s so obvious why Iranians say such things. A day that the entire world will see the Death of Islamic Regime is a day that you can call it ‘The Final nail in the Islamic Regime’s coffin. But at that day, it will be too late to say that the West’s stooges and the Arab Islam have died in Iran! Now in 2018, do you know who say: All Mullahs are British products, and The Islamic Regime of Mullahs is a Masonic British regime?! It’s what their own Basijis / Islamists (like AhmadiNejad & Mashai & others) say! Now even their own stupid animals can see that their Arab Islam is nothing but Corruption, Turkmenchay, Zellat, Nekbat, Immorality and Inhumanity. Now even stupid animals confess : One obvious factor is that the Arab Islamists and also the Islamic Regime are self-destructive and they are destroying themselves from the within! (2018) Now all Arab Islamists – from ISIS & Saudis to Mullahs- just show and prove that their Arab Islam is a Satanic Religion of Cows and Slaves and Barbarians. In fact, their Arab Islam is exactly like America’s Christianity = Satanic Religion of Trump = Israel’s Judaism. We Iranians and all normal humans know that Se-x or Sexy is not bad, but Slavery is bad; being slave of sex or slave of religion is bad; being slave of money or slave of media is bad. Addiction is bad, because Addiction is equal to Slavery and being slave. Iranians know obvious things. But Religious fanatics and Mullahs and Islamists are sex addicts, drug addicts and Evil addicts = Cult addicts = Religion addicts ! Their addiction to sex & money & power is exactly like their addiction to Jewish Religions = Satanic Religions = Semitic Religions! These stupid bastards defend Slavery & Addiction, but attack Freedom & Free man ! The stupid bastards still play silly games. They still tell Big lies about Iran. One day, the beautiful Iranian women wore bad Hijab or sexy Hijab to fight agaost Mullahs (below pix) But now as the witty Iranians say: Dige Kar az een Harfa Gozashte ! ( = such things belong to the past .. ! ) Now the Mullah media and Basijis media promote and defend sexy Hijab & bad Hijab !!, while Iranian people go beyond such things, and go for Nudity and other things that are beyond the West’s imaginations & the outside world’s imaginations! It’s informative and so disgusting & so sickening that now Mullah media and Basiji media (inside Iran) promote sexy Hijab !! Just check their Islamic fashion websites ( .ir websites) in Iran! But as you know, Sex or Kiss or Dance can be a beautiful thing, but not when Basjis and Islamists and shitty Religious fanatics do it ! Mullah kiss or Basiji kiss or Islamist kiss or what Islamic whores & Islamist Sodomites & Basiji faggots & Arab whores do are so disgusting & so sickening, and just show the depth of their Bankruptcy, the depth of Islamic lies & Paradoxes, and also the Death of Arab Islam & Islamic Ideology = Jewish Ideology! Now Islamists / Basijis wear sexy Hijab, or the stupid Basiji faggots kissing their Islamist partners ! (below pix), but all Iranians spit at them and ridicule them and shout Boo or ShiShaki at them. The stupid Islamists / Basijis desperately try to copy what Iranians do, but these stupid bastards don’t know that their Lies & Paradoxes just reveal the Death of their Arab Islam & the Death of Islamic Regime. Now our Iran is becoming Iranian again, and the Death of Arab Islam = the Death of Jewish Ideology is not a hidden fact. Now even the Islamic Crooks & Islamic Thieves & Islamic Whores & Saudi Arab Barbarians & Arab Whores just declare the Death of their Arab Islam & the Death of Islamic Ideology & the Death of Islamic Regimes”.

sss2.jpg152566668131-nazweb-ir-nazweb-ir.jpg

Persian Joke 151: About a Missing Key, and reactions of different countries ! Lets assume one important key has been missed. So, what do they do in each country, to find the key and to open the door ?! In Germany: They always have a spare key in the pocket of Nazis ! So they use the old Nazi key! In America: They arrest 296 Arab Terrorists of al-Qaeda in America. But finally, they release all Arab terrorists, and instead, they deport Anti-Islamist Iranians! Then Americans support Arabs & Jews and say: Jews or Arabs are not thieves or terrorists ! So, the key is never found ! In Israel, Saudi Arabia and other fake Arab states / Jewish states: They just ask America to find the key ! America helps them, but asks them to pay Trillions of Dollars ! In Canada: many doors are open, and they don’t need key. For other cases, they use a British or French key ! In France and Britain: the Masons have always had the main keys ! They just use an old or new Masonic key! Vatican: Pope asks Jesus to find the key. But finally a key-maker making a new key ! Italy: missing is quite normal in Italy! They just ask the Mafia and Berloskony to return the key ! In Switzerland: For finding the key and opening the door they call for a national referendum ! In Russia: one of the profession thief, who has become president or prime minister, opens the door with a used pin ! And so they use the used pin as the new key ! But in Iran … It’s a long story. It’s a new Joke. It’s the next joke !

Persian Joke 152: In Iran, the Mullahs first arrest all public figures of dissidents; they close down all newspapers; they close down all political parties and opposition parties; then they say the story of missing key is a myth or a conspiracy theory ! They deny all things and all truths and all facts. Then the CIA and MI6 ask Mullahs to do more Orwellian acts ! The CIA and MI6 ask Mullahs to say: Those who talk about the missing key are Zionists of CIA & MI6 ! All keys are here, and no key is missing ! Then after some years the Mullahs are forced to confess: Of course, one or two or millions of keys are missing in the Mullah regime!, and it’s not a myth or conspiracy theory ! But the CIA and MI6 get angry at Mullahs, and so Mullahs change their words again, and say: The story of that key was a conspiracy theory! We find the missing keys within some hours ! Then after several years, they think or pretend that all people have forgotten the story of the missing keys, while all people still talk about it, and don’t forget it. The Mullahs don’t know which kind of shits they should eat. The CIA and MI6 ask Mullahs to implement IMF Plans & FATF plans / CFR plans, and to continue to use Suppression and Hiding and Denying tactics! And in this way, even a very small problem like a missing key becomes a very Big and important problem and leads to the Downfall of the Mullah regime !, or to the toughest sanctions in history or to the World War 3 and other Great Disasters !!

Persian Joke 153: For two main reasons, we Iranians cannot Trust you : 1 – We don’t know who you are 2- We exactly know who you are !!

Persian Joke 154: I said: I love you! You said: Shut up … I said: I die for you! You said: Shut up … I said: I am Nothing without you! You said: Shut up .. I said: I want to marry you! You said: really ?! … and I said: Shut up !!

Persian Joke 155: In a medical school, the teacher says to his students: Do you know which part of the body becomes bigger 8 times ? A female student: I know … but I am shy of saying its name. Teacher: But I’m sorry for you, for 3 reasons: 1- the right answer is the Pupil of the Eye 2- you just have a sexy mind 3- you have a very unrealistic expectation of that sexual member of the body !

Persian Joke 156: Romantic philosophers ask Ghazanfar: Which is harder (to endure), Love or Hunger ? Ghazanfar: The ancient wise people said that if you suffer from Hunger, then you will forget Love. But I say: Have you ever needed WC – badly needed to go to the toilet- in the middle of streets or in a public place that has no toilet / WC ?! If you suffer from this need , then you will forget both Love and Hunger !

Persian Joke 157: Do you know Rouhani has inherited which qualities form his Semitic / Jewish Prophets ? Rouhani has inherited his illiteracy and his uneducated youth from Muhammad. Rouhani has inherited his shamelessness and his Father-less ( Bi-Pedari ! ) from Jesus. He has inherited his shitty miracles (= his economic miracles = disasters like his Turkmenchay & How 1 dollar goes suddenly from 3000 toman to 10,000 toman) from Moses ! Rouhani has inherited his psychopathic & criminal tendency to kill his son from Abraham ! Rouhani has inherited his sick & psychopathic tendency to struggle against God & Good from Jacob! Rouhani has inherited his tendency for being fucked & sodomized from Lot & Trump !

Persian Joke 158: They ask Ghazanfar: Which animal wakes us up in the early morning ? Ghazanfar : This animal is my father, my Islamist father who always says to me (before sunrise) : Wake up idiot; it’s time for your Islamist prayer !

Persian Joke 159: When God created Arab man, angels said to God: Shall we bow down before him ?! God: Oh, No, he is a terrorist and suicide bomber! Let’s run! Run, run away from him !! … When God created Jew man, angels said to God: Shall we bow down before him ?! God: No! He worships money; Just give him money! But no, stop! How much money we have in our divine treasury? Our divine money is not enough for him. So, Let’s run! Run, run away from him !! … And when God created Iranian man, angels said to God: Shall we bow down before him ?! God: Yah, but … but stop! Is he Iranian ?! Oh, no, He is not Iranian ! Those who live in Iran are Iranians! And they live in Iran for a long long time, even before God created angels, and even before God existed !! Angels: what it means ?! God: Maybe it means that Iranians created God !

Persian Joke 160: Ghazanfar became a member of Microsoft company! In his first day, he tried to find a number to call Restaurant, and then found something, called, and said: One coffee, I need one coffee and … The guy said: It’s a wrong number. Do you know who am I ? Ghazanfar : no, who are you? The guy: hey idiot, I am Bill Gates ! Ghazanfar smiles, and says: But do you know who am I ?! Bill Gates: No, who are you idiot ? Ghazanfar: Well, such a good thing, he doesn’t know me! And then Ghazanfar disconnected immediately !

Persian Joke 161: Men say: Do you know How a typical Woman refers to her husband ?! At first days: a man of my dream! At their engagement: My Love ! At their wedding: My breath ! 1 month after wedding: Honey! 2 month after wedding: Sugar ! 3 month after wedding: My husband ! 1 year after wedding: My boss ! 2 years after wedding: my Lazy Pig ! 3 year after wedding: Asshole ! 4 year after wedding: My Death ! 5 year after wedding: Get lost, You Brainless, stupid and ungrateful pig ! …. The Wise Women say: Stupidity & Ignorance ( = Na-fahmi) is a disease that doesn’t kill a man , but it’s a disease that kills the normal people who live with this sick man ! !! ( .. Atraafian ro Deqh Marg Mikoneh !! )

Persian Joke 162: Ghazanfar and his brother go to see a doctor / Psychiatrist. Ghazanfar says to Psychiatrist: I know that you Psychiatrists are not able to cure my brother, who is a very sick & stupid bastard. We have experienced many other doctors. I know that he is incurable. But for god sake, please prescribe some medicine for me ! , and for those who live with this stupid bastard ! !

Persian Joke 163:: A Basiji had a special shop, but in its window you could only see watches! An Iranian went to his shop, and said: what is the price of that watch ? Basiji: We don’t sell watches. Iranian: But your window is full of watch. Basiji: Those watches are not for sale ! We don’t sell watches. Iranian: So, you sell shits ?! you sell what ?! which kind of shop is this ?! Basiji: We do Circumcising, the Arab-Jewish tradition of circumcising! Iranian: So, why do put watches in your window ?! Basijis: Do you expect that we put dicks and penis in our shop window ? !!

Persian Joke 164: Ghazanfer becomes a Basiji ! Iranians ask him: What do you Basijis do in 2018? Ghazanfer: We cleaning Dirty things. Iranians: so, your Basij has become a laundry room ?! , or you Basijis have become laundry workers ?! Ghazanfer: No, we just cleaning the walls, the street walls, because people write Death to Rouhani & Death to Khamenei on the walls of the city, and (now in 2018) our Basiji job is to clean the walls of the city !

Persian Joke 165: After living in Iran for a while, a British kid learns Iranian traditions (including Iranian sense of humor), and asks his British mom – who is the wife of the British ambassador in Tehran: Mom, you already said all Iranians love Mullahs and Rouhani, is it really right ?! British Mom: Yah, all Iranians love our Mullah and our Rouhani so much. Little kid: really ?! But why all Iranians say Fuck Rouhani, Fuck Mullahs, Death to Rouhani and Death to Mullahs ?! British mom: Oh, let me see kid …Ok, I remember. In Iran, when you want to say to someone: I love you! , you should say: Death to you ! .. or I fuck you ! British kid: Wow ! so .. I Fuck You British Mom ! (I Fuck British Mom!) Death to You British Mom ! (Death to British Mom!) ! I Fuck UK ! Death to UK !

Persian Joke 166: After Saudi Arabia’s Hajj Farce, a Basiji goes to court, and says: About 11 years ago, the Savage Arabs did the same Sodomy thing to me and other Basiji Brothers ! Judge says: But why do you come and complain now , after 11 years ?! Basiji: Because we Islamists & Basijis already thought that that Sodomy is an Arabic-Islamic tradition of The Hajj of Arabia !

Persian Joke 167: After the Nuclear Deal, a Shia Mullah goes to a Sunni Arab state! The wise Muslims tell him: Don’t say bad things about Sunnis. He says: OK. But Arab Islamists tell him: Don’t say bad things about Yazid, Moawiah and Othman and Bani Omayah and Arab Dictators and Arab devils …He suddenly says: But I say who killed Imam Hussein ?! I should say that Imam Hussein was a suicide bomber and killed himself ?!! , or Imam Hussein was killed in a car accident ?!!

Persian Joke 168: (It’s an ancient Persian joke) A Father wanted to test his son. He said to himself : I put Quran, Coin and Wine in front of my son. If he choose Quran, he would become a Religious man; If he choose Coin, he would become a Businessman; And If he choose Wine, he would become a Corrupt man! Then His son came, and at first He put Quran under his arms, then He put Coin in his pocket, and finally he drank the Wine ! The Father was surprised, and said: Oh, shit, He wants to become Rouhani !!

Persian Joke 169: One day, Rouhani said: we want to build the world’s highest Nuclear Tower in Tehran. Then they invited 4 companies to propose their plans. The Chinese company said: We build it for you, but you should pay us 3 billions dollars; 1 billion for workers and stuff; 1.5 billion for raw materials and all devices, and 500 millions as our share and benefit. The American company said: We build it for you, but you should pay us 10 billions dollars; 3 billion for Chinese workers and stuff; 3 billion for raw materials and all devices, and 4 billions as our share and benefit. The Russian company said: We build it for you, but you should pay us 15 billions dollars; 5 billion for Chinese workers and stuff; 5 billion for American materials and all American devices, and 5 billions as our share and benefit. And finally the Basiji company came and said to Rouhani: Our plan is so simple, and cheaper and better. We Basijis pay you Rouhani 5 billions dollars !! We Basijis pay ourselves, as our share and benefit, 5 billions dollar! And then after spending these 10 billions dollars, you just write a check, and pay 3 billions to the Chinese company to build the tower ! … And yah, as you guess, the Basiji Company was the Winner !, and they declared that the Basiji company would build the Tower ! … But now after 25 years, their Tower project is still incomplete, and has only 25% progress, after spending 100 billions of dollars !

Persian Joke 170: In the kindergartens of the 21st century ! a little girl asks their teacher: Dose a 5-years old girl get pregnant ? Teacher: no, honey; never …. And The little boy says: Did you see girl ?! I was right. You as a 5-years old girl never gets pregnant. So, Don’t worry ! And Stop using Anti-pregnancy pills !!

Persian Joke 171: More about the Kids of the 21st century ! Teacher asks a little boy: Lets assume you have 10 candies; If you give 3 candies to Maria, and 4 candies to Rose, then what you have now ? Boy: Two new girlfriend ! …

Persian Joke 172: (It’s an ancient Iranian joke) Philosophers ask Ghazanfer : Do you know what is the family name of God ?! Ghazanfer: yah, I know! God’s family name is Almighty ! … and that’s why people refer to him as God Almighty !

Persian Joke 173: After living in Iran for a while, a tourist kid asks his mom : Mom, Khomeini has died in the Caspian sea ? Mom: no … Little kid: no ?! But why do all Iranian people go to the beaches of the Caspian see, on the anniversary of Khomeini’s death ? !

Persian Joke 174: (It’s an ancient Persian joke) A bald person (who was a witty guy but had no hair in his head ! ) went to a barber shop. All men – who wanted to have their hair cut- started to laugh. But he said: Shut up! I just want to drink water !

Persian Joke 175: They ask Ghazanfar: What is 22 Bahman ? Ghazanfar: 22 Bahman is a day that the Islamic Regime of Mullahs invaded Iran ! …… They ask some Basijis and also Ghazanfar: What is Nuclear Deal ?! Basiji 1: Nuclear Deal is a Turkmenchay that has no benefits for us, but we defend it because of Khamenei & Trump ! Basiji 2: Nuclear Deal is a Turkmenchay that has no benefits for us, and all its benefits belong to the West, but we Basijis defend it because of our Arab Islam & Trump ! Basiji 3: Nuclear Deal is a Turkmenchay that has no benefits for us, and all its benefits belong to the West & Enemies of Iran, but we Islamists defend it because of our Arab God & Trump ! Ghazanfar : Please, for god sake (toro khoda, Joone Madaret !) you just tell me who is Ghazanfar (Idiot) ?! me or these Basiijs ? !! …. And they say: God Bless you Ghazanfar! Compared to Basijis and Rouhani, you Ghazanfar are Albert Einstein !!

Persian Joke 176: If your car stops because it has no fuel, you can go for a piss in your car, and to fill your car up with your piss ! Don’t worry, your car would still work and run! , because your car is very very smaller than the Engine of the world or the Engine of your country, that the Religion leaders and Politicians have shitted in it and pissed in it, but it still works !!

Persian Joke 177: If your friend is an Arab Jew ( = a money lover), you should know that: If s/he sends you one SMS, s/he wants to express friendship; If s/he sends you two SMS, s/he wants to say that s/he loves you , but If s/he sends you three SMS, you can be sure that : His/ her Smart phone has been stolen, and Somebody else is using his/ her Smart phone !!, or S/he has been stolen a Smart phone that belongs to someone else !!

Persian Joke 178: When men gets rich, they become so nasty .. But when women become so nasty, they get rich ! …. Do you think why most men die sooner than women, or why women live longer ?! A: It’s obvious, because women don’t have wife ! …

Persian Joke 179: (A funny Guide to Turk / Turkish language !) Ghazanfar becomes a language teacher !, and says: Turks are genius ! .. Turks have four kinds of K in their language: (1) a K that they write, but read it as another letter (non-K ! ) ! – For instance, they write CheKar MiKoni (What are you doing), but read ChyHar MiQoonoo (2) a K that they write, but don’t read ! – For instance, they write Akbar, but read ACHbar ! (3) a K that they don’t write, but read ! –
For instance, they write the name of their children (that have no K), but read it as Koreh Khar ! or Kapa Yoqloo ! = idiot retard ! (4) a K that they don’t write, and don’t read !! – For instance, when they to write Doktor / Doctor, they write Doh-tor, but read Dotor !! … Students: Wow ! So in Turkish language, K is never K ?! Sometimes K is Sh, CH, or even Q or H etc and sometimes K is nothing! But the exact rules … Ghazanfar: It has no rules! It depends on weather , and on mental conditions of language users, and on other conditions !

Persian Joke 180: An Italian says to an Iranian: We Italians have a city that is lying on the water ! Just imagine! A City on the Water ! And Iranian says: In Iran under the Mullah regime, We Iranians have a country, that is lying on Air ! Just imagine! A Country into the Air !! = Yek Keshvar rooye Havast !! = Rouhanis have kicked a country high into the air !!

Persian Joke 181: A Basiji asks an Austrian: You don’t have oil; so why do you have an Oil minister ?! Austrian: eh …. Iranian people don’t have any welfare, so why do you Basjis have a welfare minister ?!! Basiji: Oh, shit, Lets forget Politics! Lets don’t interfere in the internal affairs of each other !!

Persian Joke 182: Iranian Women say: If you can convince a man within 5 minutes, then this man is your Iranian father ! If you can convince a man within 30 minutes, then this man is your Iranian son ! But if you cannot convince a man, even after a very long time or a lifetime, then this man is certainly your fucking stupid Husband ! , who is a stupid bastard !!

Persian Joke 183: (Another funny Guide to Turk / Turkish language !) Ghazanfar becomes a language teacher, and says: The story of G, Q and J in Turk language is amazing. For instance, G at the beginning becomes Q, and at other accusations becomes J ! For instance, Gonde becomes Qonde ! ( = Big) But TaGarG becomes TaJarJ ! (= Hailstone) And Gojeh FaranGi becomes Qojeh FaranJi ! (= Foreign tomato) – But Q at the beginning becomes G ! For instance, Qand becomes Gand !! ( = Candy) Students: It’s so weird ! Why don’t you use G as G, and Q as Q, and J as J ?! Ghazanfar: We want to fight against .. eh .. I don’t remember it. We wanted to resist what kind of shit ?! Oh, I don’t remember. But forget it … It’s the rule of a language that has no rule !

Persian Joke 184: Ghazanfar goes to America, for studying about other languages! He says to an American teacher : Why do you say ‘Amen’ at the end of a prayer instead of ‘Awomen’ ?! American teacher: Same reason we sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Persian Joke 185: Ghazanfar goes to America, and they ask him about American Racism, and what he has seen and learned about the American Racism?! Ghazanfar : Do you know what’s the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman in America ?! They: No! What’s their difference ?! Ghazanfar : One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic !

Persian Joke 186: Ghazanfar goes to America, and they ask him about American Religion, and what he has seen and learned about the Religious people in America! Ghazanfar: I asked an American girl about Religion, sex and Jewish Secrets of Jewish Religions … But the American girl just said: “Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it.” !!

Persian Joke 187: Ghazanfar goes to see Khamenei ! He just says to Khamenei: Apparently, you are a Sayyid !, and The only thing that you can do is Praying! So, pray for us! Pray for us to get rid of you and your Islamic regime sooner ! The Sooner, the Better !

Persian Joke 188: An Arab Jew (money lover) goes and buys a bottled water. Then he says to his wife: Oh, shit, this bottled water is too thick ! (Qaliz ! ) Add some water to it ! ….. And this Arab Jew, Hassan Rouhani, goes and buys a Nuclear Deal / Turkmenchay! Then he says to his Imam / Rahbar: Oh, shit, this Deal / Turkmenchay is too pro-Iran & pro-Iranian ! We should add some more Anti-Iranian things to this Anti-Iran Turkmenchay! , and to help America & the West more and more !!

Persian Joke 189: Ghazanfar who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel in Turkey. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.” Ghazanfer replies, “Listen Lady !’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick !!

Persian Joke 190: A British man-eater (Adam-khor) and his son went for hunting humans! At first, they saw a fat man, and the British man-eater father said to his son: This man has a lot of fat, and fat is unhealthy ! So, we ignore him! … Then they saw a very skinny man, and the father said: This man has no meat. So, we ignore him! … Then they saw a very beautiful girl, a hot girl. The British man-eater son said: Dad, I’m so hungry; we should eat her , or ignore her ? ! The British man-eater father: No, we fuck her ! We use her as our sex slave in home. And then We kill your mother, and we eat your mother !!

Persian Joke 191: Rouhani is doing Islamist Preaching, and saying to his Basiji followers: Tonight I don’t want to talk about Imam X, and to burn your Heart; Tonight I don’t want to talk about Imam Y, and to burn your Liver! Tonight I just want to talk about our Islamic Turkmenchay, and to burn your ass !!!

Persian Joke 192: Satan played all tricks, but could not deceive Adam into eating Apple ! But Satan just said to Eve: Hey Eve, Apple is good for your skin! Apple makes you younger! ….. and thus, Eve ate a lot of apples !

Persian Joke 193: Ghazanfar saw a blond girl with big breasts. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?” She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and Ghazanfar puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes.” Eventually the blond girl asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?” Ghazanfar: “No, it’s too expensive !!

Persian Joke 194: Top Signs that show you are an Arab Islamist or too much Arab ! (az Bikh Arab ! ) : – You think God is Satan, and God loves Slavery & Savagery ! – You think Thievery is good, but Honesty is evil ! – You hate Good things like Tolerance and Humanity, but love Evil things like Bigotry and Intolerance – You worship Satan, but you refer to good guys as Satanists or unbelievers ! – You have a fake Religion that the Jews have created for you ! –
You have a fake country that the UK has created for you ! – You have a fake Language and a fake Cultural identity that Iranians have created for you ! – You had a fake Golden Age and a fake Empire, that Iranians created for you ! – You are so ungrateful, and instead of being thankful and grateful to Iranians and other Good guys, you desperately try to betray & hurt them ! – You are cow or slave, specially cow or slave of America, but you pretend that you are Anti-American ! – You are a Savage Terrorist, but America loves you ! – You are a brutal Dictator and an Anti-Woman pig, but the West and America love you ! –
You are the most Anti-Women pig in the world, but the West and American say you are an advocate of women rights !! – You are a very brutal dictator and a savage Terrorist (who has created the 9/11 attacks), but you are America ally ! – You are Anti-Human, Anti-Iran, Anti-Truth, Anti-Women and Anti-Good, and also pro-American, pro-Terrorist, pro-Evil things and pro-Satan ! – You think children are slaves, women are slaves and all people should be slaves of God or America !! – You think Religion is Slavery, and Slavery is Salvation! And it’s not just a joke !, but it’s reality !

Persian Joke 195: Top Signs that show you are a bad Jew or a person like Bad Jews: – You love Money so much, even more than God, and even more than yourself ! – If you are so ungrateful because you have a very short memory or a very bad intention – You betray your old friends, but help your enemies ! – You desperately try to unit with your enemies to hurt your old friends ! – If people help you or save your life, then you hate them !, and hurt them ! – But if people fuck you or betray you or hurt you, then you love them or suck their cock ! – You think all non-Jew people should Die ! – You think all non-Jew people are animals or slaves of Jews ! – You think Pedophilia is a good & Holy thing ! – You think Incest is a good & Holy thing ! – You think Sodomy is a good & Holy thing ! – You think Killing or Raping is a good & Holy thing ! – You think Slavery is a Holy thing, and God is a slave-holder ! – You think Bigotry and Barbarity is a Kosher thing ! – You think Shit is a kosher food !, and you eat a lot of shits, specially when you want to betray your old friends ! – You think a Sexual Pervert is Prophet ! – You think Ignorance is good and useful, but Awareness is bad and harmful ! –
You think all people are as stupid as you, and all people are blind and cannot see your true colors and your Great Paradoxes ! – You a self-hating Jew, and you hate all Jews, but you always bullshit others about Anti-Semitism ! – You hate all Jews, and you betray all Jews, but you still bark a lot about Anti-Semitism ! – You desperately try to hide your Talmud = your Holy texts and the true face of your Religion ! – You have invented Hijab & other Satanic-Barbaric things, but you pretend that Hijab is not so Jewish !! – You hate Iranians and other good guys, but love Fanatics, Racists, Fascists, Islamists and other Bad guys! – You worship Money, not god or anything else ! And it’s not just a joke !, but it’s reality !

Persian Joke 196: A smart Iranian kid asks his philosopher Father : In the heaven / paradise, do husbands and wives live together ?! or they are separated, and live alone ?! Iranian philosopher Father : my dear son, A place in which husbands and wives live together is not called heaven or paradise ! … In Paradise, men and women are free ! A place in which husbands and wives live together is called Hell or a shitty world like our current shitty world !! And it’s what The Religion says ! .. The smart Iranian kid: So, the heaven or paradise is nothing but a Whorehouse, isn’t it ?!

Persian Joke 197: The Mullah Nasredin was preaching about the Divine Justice ! Suddenly three smart Iranian kids went before the Mullah Nasredin, and asked him to divide 10 walnuts between them ! The Mullah Nasredin gave 8 walnuts to one kid, 2 walnuts to another kid, and slapped the third kid’s face hard ! People became angry and said: Is this Justice ?! Which kind of Justice is this ?! The Iranian kids said: It’s the Divide Justice! And Nasredin added: Yah, it’s the real Divine Justice! If you have any doubts, Just take a loot at your own life and your own society and your own world !!

Persian Joke 198: Rouhani asks an Iranian kid: Can you name three animals that the first letter of their name is Y ?! And the Iranian kid quickly says to Rouhani: Oh yah, it’s You, Your mother and Your father !

Persian Joke 199: They ask Ghazanfar: How and Why did you get divorced? Ghazanfar: How and Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” Then she came out 2 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked !

Persian Joke 200: A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about s-ex. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay, sweetheart. It’s so simple, we will call your private place ‘Prison’ and call my private thing ‘Prisoner’. So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison.” And they made love for the first time, and both were so happy. She says: “Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.” Turning on his side, he smiles and says, “Then we will have imprison him again!” After the second time, She says, “Honey, the prisoner is out again!” The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. The bride again says, “Honey, the prisoner escaped again,” to which the husband yelled, “Hey, it’s not a life sentence !!” !

You cannot translate many Persian joke and Persian Satire, because they use the sweet power of Persian Language and its special sweet tools. You cannot translate most Persian poems, specially comic poems. Before the modern era (recent centuries), many Persian jokes / Persian Satire were in the form of Persian poems. In fact, if you non-Iranians learn Persian Language, it’s so better! Translation for Non Persian speakers ruin many good & subtle points – that are based on the sweet power of Persian Language. So, why don’t you go learn Persian?! Persian is so simple, and the Base of European Languages. If you learn Persian, you will face New Facts & New things & New Horizons, and you will broaden your horizons. When people learn Persian, and then learn about today’s Iran, Ancient Iran (Persia) and all Persian things, they often say that it’s so amazing & unbelievable & beyond their imaginations, beyond their wildest imaginations !

11990494_664088083728248_1963600351735338038_n.jpg

As some wise Iranians say: “The Anti-Iran Mafia still tries to create a Bad and unreal image of Iran & Iranians. They still talk nonsense about Iran and Iranians. They still don’t allow the world to see the real pictures of Iran & Iranians. The West-worshiping + Arab-worshiping = Ajnabi-worshiping (Ajnabi-parasti) are among Shitty things that the Evil Empire has created to keep Iran weak and unfree. It’s so obvious why Trump and America pretend to Arab-worshiping / Jew-worshiping, or why the West and Masons love and defend the Arab Islam & Islamists. Today, Nebkat & Zellat & Kesafat of Arab Islam & Islamists and how they serve the West’s interests are not hidden facts. Today, the Islamic cows, Islamic cowards and Islamic slaves of the West and their Islamic Turkmenchay are not hidden facts. It’s so obvious why Iranian men & women hate all Mullahs, all Arab Islamists & all Islamist things = Nebkat & Zellat & Kesafat of Arab Islam & Islamists. In recent years, you can see nudity, or nude women or naked girls in Iran or Iran’s rooftops! (like above pix) The pictures of Iran’s rooftops and naked women who doing nude sunbathing on the rooftops of Tehran & Iran (like above pix) are laughable or even ridiculous for Iranians (in other words it’s not a special thing for Iranians), but you should not forget that it’s something that most non-Iranians even cannot imagine it ! It’s beyond their wildest imaginations! Nude women in Iran ?! Naked women in Iran, under the Islamic regime of Mullahs?! And the answer is: Yes ! Now, the battle between Mullahs and Iranians has reached new levels. (As we said before) In the battle between the Good (Iranians) and the Evil (Jewish Islam of Arabs / Mullahs), the good people of Iran advance & move forward constantly, and the Evil (Islamists) retreat and move back constantly. It’s a battle of wills, a battle of principles, a battle of values between the Satanic-Arabic values and the Iranian values (the Satanic Arab values are Jewish values = Islamist values; but the Iranian values are Human values) But the West censors such facts and all facts, and the West’s stooges desperately try to hide such facts, distort them, or tell silly lies about them. Sheeple and Anti-Iran Barbarians tell many childish lies about Iran and Iranians. The stupid bastards and all Religious pigs and sex addicts don’t know that Nudity and Sex and many other things – that are beyond the West’s imaginations- are solved problems for millions of Iranians, millions of wise & educated Iranians inside Iran. Many problems are unsolvable problems in America and Europe. But in our Iran, many of such problems are solved problems for millions of Iranians, millions of wise & smart Iranians in Iran. We Iranians think sex or nudity is not a special thing. But the stupid West worship such things, or even claim that such things are signs of Modernity ! , and Western-made things !! They want to create slaves of sex, who are like slaves of religion or slaves of ideology or slaves of media / money etc. But in Iran, millions of wise & educated Iranians are much more Modern than the West. They care about Iranian values, not the fucking West or the fucking Tazi ideologies. Now in 2018, Iran’s men and Iran’s women openly say: Let’s Dance! Let’s Kiss! Let’s have Fun! Let’s do this or that Funny & Joyful & Good thing! Let’s Fuck Mullahs! Let’s Fuck Islamists! = Let’s Fuck The West’s stooges ! Such things and such concepts are 100% Iranian. When the West was barbarian and uncivilized, and when the West even didn’t know how to utter or spell Modern Things, our Iranian people were modern & civilized people who cared about Love & Light & Truth & Hope & Happiness & other Good things. When the West was barbarian and uncivilized, and even didn’t know how to utter or spell Joke or Humor or Comedy or Arts, our Iranian people were modern & civilized people who created jokes, homur / satire, comic theaters and many other Arts & Visual Arts. Dance, Music, Comic figures and comic theaters were parts of our Ancient Nowruz and our Ancient Festivals in Great Iran / Persia. Today, our Iran is becoming Iranian again. Dance, Music, Comic theaters and many other joyful & happy things have always been parts of Iranian Wedding ceremonies and all other happy ceremonies in our Iran since the ancient times. Such things are new things. But now the issue is not Religion, but it’s Nudity and beyond that! (above pix) Now the issue is not Hijab, but it’s public nudeness, public Dance, public Kiss and public Love making! Now the issue is not Hijab, but it’s the Death of Arab Islam & Ajnabi Ideology! But the idiots and Anti-Iran pigs still talk nonsense, or still live in the past ! , while Iranians just laugh at them and say: Baba joon ! Dige Kar az een Harfa Gozashte ! ( = Hey dear idiots ! You cannot even imagine what has happened in Iran and what is happening in Iran!) Now Iranian people can see the naked Truth of Arab Islam & Jewish Religions. Now the Arab Islam is dead in Iran. After their Islamic Turkmenchay and their Islamic Koon dadane Qahramanene, the Arab Islam is dead in Iran; the Arab Islam has died in Iran. All Iranians just say: A fucking Religion like this Jewish Islam of Arabs (Mullahs) that creates such Turkmenchay & Nekbat & Zellat & Kesafat, should be sent to WC or Shit-hole of History! ( = AN-Duni ! or Zobaleh-Duni ! ) The Islamic Barbarians, Islamic Dayoos and Islamic Whores – form Saudis to Mullahs- just show and prove that their Arab Islam is a Satanic & Barbaric Religion, exactly like America’s Christianity & Satanic Judaism of Israel. In 2009, the Iranian people chanted & said: AhmadiNejad Bye Bye ! Basiji Bye Bye ! But now in 2018, the Iranian people say: Arab Islam Bye Bye ! Islamic Regime Bye Bye ! (not just Rouhani Bye Bye ! Mullahs Bye Bye ! Ayatollah Bye Bye ! etc) Now Iranians say Bye Bye to Arab Islam, while Mullahs and Islamists say Wye Wye !! (Waay Waay ! ) that sounds like Why Why !, but means: oh, shit, oh Mullahs / Islamists should go to hell ! What happened from 2009 to 2018, and all Islamic treasons and all Islamist shits clearly show why Iranian people say Bye Bye to Arab Islam, and why Mullahs / Islamists say Wye Wye or Why Why ! , and why All stooges of the West including Mullahs / Islamists should go to hell and fuck themselves. Anti-Iran Barbarians and stooges of the West still talk nonsense (Sher-o-Ver Migan ! / Zert-o-Pert mikonan ! ) For instance they say many Silly things & Ultra-stupid things about Persian Jokes ! (Mozakh-raft migan ! / Kos-sher Telavat mikonan ! ) The Good guys know the main message of Persian Jokes, and why we Iranians take about Persian Jokes and its importance. The Good guys know why Persian Jokes are important, specially when the Bad guys desperately try to create a Bad & Unreal image of Iran and Iranians. The Good guys know such obvious things, and talk about it. We Iranians thank all non-Iranian good guys who take our points & get the main message, and then write or protest against the Anti-Iran West & Bad guys who try to create a Bad & Unreal image of Iran and Iranians. But the Bad guys censor Persian Jokes, or tell silly lies about it. The Racist West and other Racist pigs even say Persian jokes are racist jokes !!! And it’s not a joke ! Those stupid bastards that Racism is part of their DNA & their Jewish Religion & their Western Cultures, say such silly jokes / silly things about Persian Jokes! They even don’t know what is Racism, Jewish Racism / Western Racism & Barbarism, and What is Persian Kindness & Tolerance & Self-Criticism and other Cultural tools of a Good & Civilized Society. We Iranians are so proud of the Iranian Tradition of Criticism & Self-Criticism. Iranians and all good guys know the importance of Criticism & Self-Criticism. In Iran, the people of each city or region of our Great Iran make jokes about themselves and their own city and its advantages or disadvantages. It’s an ancient tradition in Iran, and a very good thing, and a sign of Greatness and being Great & Civilized. Yah, you can refer to Different cities of Iran as ethnic groups or different groups of one Great Nation (Iran / Persia) = different members of one Family; and as you all know, even brothers & sisters & members of One Family are different with each other, and have different tastes, different views, different life-styles etc. But they are members of one Family, with their own similarities and differences. But stupid animals cannot understand such simple things ! In Iran, we all can see that Different cities of Iran ( = different groups of Iranians) use Humor & Satire & their Iranian Sense of Humor to criticize themselves, to have fun, and to enjoy, develop etc. It’s part of the Tradition of Self-Criticism in Iran. Many good books should be written about the Iranian Tradition of Criticism & Self-Criticism (we will write more this important issue later) Such Iranian traditions are signs of a Great Civilization & Culture. If you know what Greatness & being Great really means, then you surely know why the Tradition of Criticism & Self-Criticism is important, and why it’s so good and important that Iranians criticize themselves, and many times Iranians use humor to criticize themselves. It’s an Iranian Legacy. But it’s not the whole story. In Iran, we have the Tradition of Fun & Joy & Joke and telling jokes and having fun only for the sake of joy and fun. Iranians often make jokes or say funny things about themselves only because they want to have fun, and sometimes to have fun + to have Criticism & Self-Criticism. In our Iran and Persian Language, we say you should be so Bi-Sho-ur & Bi-Farhang & Bi-Maqz & Bi-Janbeh (like a British Mason / Pig ), if you think Non-Political jokes are real things ! In fact, only Policies jokes and Politicians are real jokes ! , or real things. And here we don’t talk about Political Jokes which are the main kind of Persian Jokes and the most important Persian Jokes. Bi-Sho-ur is someone who suffers of the Lack of Common Sense & Wisdom. Bi-Farhang is an uncultured pig (Bi means: Less, or without) Bi-Maqz is Brain-less. And Bi-Janbeh is a deep concept, and means: some who doesn’t know what is joke, what is reality, what is criticism, what is honor, what is greatness, what is humor / satire and also when you should be joking & when you should be serious, why and when you should respects other people and their Rights, why politicians & religious leaders & other Charlatans & Bad guys should be exempted from most norms & rules for respecting other people and many other things. In each city of our great Iran, people make joke about themselves and their city, and it just shows their Greatness and their Deep & Rich Culture. For instance, our Iranian people of our Great Gilan make most Ginali / Rashti jokes, because they are very cultured people, very civilized people, very open-minded people and wise & witty people. Such a great people the Great Gilan & Northern Iran has. Our great Iranian people of Azerbaijan make most Azeri / Turk jokes. If you know them and the depth of their Rich Iranian Culture in a very ancient part of our Iran ( = Zagros; North Zagros & our Great Azerbaijan), then you know why many wise & witty people of our Great Azerbaijan make joke about themselves and Turks and others. You should be so Bi-Sho-ur & Bi-Farhang & Bi-Maqz & Bi-Janbeh, if you think such jokes are real things, Criticism and Self-Criticism is Bad thing, or Iranian Jokes are not good things! (We want to write -and we should write- some posts about) different parts / different provinces or regions of our Great Iran, which are ancient parts of an Ancient Country & Ancient Nation ( = Great Iran = Great Persia) who founded the Civilized World and the Human Civilization. (We will write and) many things should be written / said about the comic traditions and joyful traditions and other Iranian traditions of all great & ancient parts of our Iran, including our Great Kurdistan, our Great Khorasan, our Great Khuzestan, our Great Azerbaijan, our Great Lorestan, our Great Gilan & Telsh (Northern Iran), our Great Shiraz & Pars, our Great Isfahan, our Great Yazd, our Great Kerman, our Great Elam, our Great Sistan, our Great Persian Gulf and Southern Iran and many other ancient parts of Great Iran. There are many funny facts about different parts of Iran, and their influence in European cultures and English language. For instance, do you know that the Lor / Lori accent of Persian language had great influences on English laughable ? Many Persian words in English language, or many of those English Words that have Persian roots come form the Lor / Lori accent of Persian language (Cow / Gow, Go / Ro, Road / Row, Be / Bid, Shoe / Koesh and many other things) Some experts say the English Lord has a Persian root : Lor. And when you see or know the influence of the Lor / Lori accent of Persian on English language, then you can guess or know why experts say the English Lord has a Persian root : Lor. When the highest rank members of British Barbarians = British Noblemen wanted to pretend that they have become civilized people & great people, then they referred to themselves as an Iranian Lor / Lord, or they used the title of Iranian Lor / Lord for their best men of high social class. It’s not a hidden fact that Britons were so so Jealous & Envious of Persia & Persian Culture & Persian Greatness. Many good Books should be written about this issue, because the ungrateful Britons are so mean and so stupid & so inhumane / uncultured, and tell Big Lies & Blatant Lies in an Orwellian way. Now the shameless pigs of Britain try to ridicule Lor and other Iranians. But it just shows their deep inferiority complex, and also why Britons were so so Jealous & Envious of Iranians & Persian Culture & Persian Greatness. It’s so important that that the Iranian Lor / Lord is a title that used for the high official positions in Britain, when British became civilized in recent centuries, after thousands of years of Barbarity & Barbarism in Britain. In Iran, the Masons and Mullahs = UK-worshipers & West-worshipers & Tazi-worshipers even tell big lies about the History of Comedy & Satire & Jokes & Humor. For instance, All informed people know that Stand-up Comedy is 100% Iranian with deep Iranian roots (for more info, check below sections), but just look How Mullahs and Islamists = West-worshipers tell silly lies about such issues. Anti-Iran Masons = Mullahs & Islamists & other West-worshipers pretend that a bunch of Western Barbarians & Cows & Cow boys ! (yek mosht Gow & Gow cheroon ! ) have created Civilization & Comedy & Comic Traditions ! But as you all know, the Anti-Iran Barbarians have only created great Tragedies ! , and great Barbarities and great Disasters. Unfortunately, Betrayers of the Truth, Enemies of the Truth, and Big Liars have polluted all media and everywhere. It’s so funny & so tragic that the West’s Racist pigs who openly defend Racism & Sadism & hurting all people of one nation & punishing all people of one country pretend that they fight Racism !!! American pigs have no shame, and no brain! American Racists want to fight Racism ?! or Arab / Jewish Racists want to fight Racism ?! In such conditions, the witty Iranians just say to stupid bastards : Please Don’t Tell Jokes ! Trump and America’s Racists want to fight Racism ?!! Please Don’t Tell Jokes ! Those stupid Racist animals and American Racist Fascists who openly talk about Visa Ban and punishing all Iranians, and about Anti-Iran Sadism & Racism & Collective Punishment & Punishing all Iranians and all innocent Children of immigrants want to lecture or bullshit us about Racism ?! Please Don’t Tell Jokes ! We Humans, all Humans, just laugh and spit at such stupid pigs – from Trump & Tramp’s fans to other Anti-Iran Barbarians. Do they think we are as stupid or uncultured as themselves ?! or Do they think that their audience (non-Iranian people) are as stupid or uncultured as themselves?! But all sane people in all around the world know obvious things. Those stupid pigs whose great Leader / Hero is a Racist Fascist faggot like Donald Trump or British Queen should Die of shame. The racist Westerners and the racist Jews are stupid animals who come from a Racist Culture and a Racist Religion and a Racist Background. They are stupid animals or stupid barbarians like Trump and Trump’s fans. Racism is part of their DNA; Racism is part of their Satanic-Barbaric Culture. But our Iran and our Iranian culture are very very very different from them. We Iranians criticize ourselves and others, and we know the important of Criticism& Self-criticism. We Iranians criticize ourselves and all humans, that means we criticize different racial or social groups = people from different cities and from different countries including ourselves. We Iranians also Fuck Bad guys and Punish Bad guys with Humor, jokes and many other civil tools and many other Cultural weapons. It’s an Iranian Legacy. But idiots don’t know what it means ! And Barbarians cannot understand such Civilized things! But when they don’t know such simple things / civilized things, how can you expect them to understand other things?! Only a real civilized person and a real civilized nation can understand the importance of Satire & Criticism & Fun & Humor, and also the importance of laughing at yourself and criticizing yourself. It’s so simple, but so important. You should not forget that Religious fanatics have NO sense of humor. Savage Semites = Fanatical Jews & Arabs have NO sense of humor. Maybe in recent years some of them desperately try to Copy or pretend to Civilized things, but the act of Copying and Pretence is very very different form a real deep-rooted tradition, a real sense of humor or a real Civilized thing. What you can see in Iran are real deep-rooted traditions and real Civilized things that belong to our ancient & rich Culture & Civilization in Great Iran / Persia, with thousands of years of glorious history. Savage Semites and Religious fanatics hate joke and joy. Only the real civilized nations like the Iranian nation can understand the importance of Humor and the Sense of Humor. Only a real civilized nation like the Iranian people care about humor / fun and having fun, and know why Fun and having Fun is important, why Satire is important, and why the Sense of Humor is an important Human characteristic. Animals and stupid animals like Religious Fanatics and Fanatical Semites and all Anti-Iran Barbarians have no sense of humor, and no humanity and no shame and no Human Brain. They even attack jokes, and cannot take jokes ! It’s so funny and so tragic & so shameful that the stupid animals & Racist pigs like Trump & Trump’s fans are so Racist – and from morning to night they do and say many Anti-Iran Racist things and many Anti-Iranian Racist things and many Anti-Human Racist things- but pretend that they hate Racism or fight Racism !!! Maybe they stupidly think we Iranians are as blind & stupid as themselves, and we don’t know What Racism means! Those stupid Racist pigs and American Nazis who put children in cages, and punish children for the crimes of their Parents want to lecture or bullshit us about Racism ?! Those stupid animals that Racism is part of their Jewish-Christian Culture -and Racism is part of the DNA of their new-born country (USA) that has been built on Racism & Racist Wars & Killing Aboriginal people and Black people and occupying Aboriginal lands and fucking Aboriginal rights- want to lecture or bullshit us about Racism ?! Those stupid animals that Racism is the main pillar of their Arab-Jewish Religion (Semitic Religion) want to lecture or bullshit us about Racism ?! Those stupid animals that Racism is the main pillar of their Arab-Jewish Culture and their European Christian Culture ( = European Barbarism + Semitic Racism) want to lecture or bullshit us about Racism ?! Do the Savage Semites and the West’s Barbarians want to lecture or bullshit us about Civilization & Culture ?! We just tell them: Don’t Tell Jokes please ! Don’t make us laugh, please! When you stupid animals and your savage ancestors were racist savage barbarians who didn’t know how to utter or spell Humanity & Human Values & Civilization & Culture, we Iranians and our wise ancestors were talking and writing about Truth, Tolerance and Human values and Good deeds and Good things like : If you have no Sympathy for Human Pain, the name of Human you cannot retain. It’s the Iranian Legacy. So, Don’t make us laugh by telling Big lies and silly jokes! We Iranians just care about good guys, and sometimes we are so sorry that we should respond to Bad guys and their Crap, and thus we are forced to defend Iran & Iranians = to defend the Truth & the Good in a way that we ourselves don’t like it, or don’t prefer it. We Iranians come from the Iranian Culture that says: Tarif as Khod, Goh Khordane ! ( that means: if you think very highly of yourself and speak highly of yourself, it’s like you are Eating Shit ! ) In fact, Self-Criticism is so important in the Iranian Culture. Criticism and Self-Criticism is a main pillar of the Iranian Culture & Iranian Civilization. And Thinking very highly of yourself and speaking highly of yourself is a very Bad thing in our Iranian Culture since the ancient times. The Iranian Culture is the exact opposite of the Chauvinistic Culture of the Anti-Iran pigs. So, it’s hard for us ( = Iranians) to respond to the Bad guys in front of the Good guys & Wise guys, simply because : (1) we Iranians don’t think that we are better than other wise good guys. It’s part of our Iranian Culture. It’s part our Iranian Legacies. It’s part of our Iranian Identity / Character. (2) But in front of the Bad guys & Barbarians, and when we want to respond to them, we Iranians don’t think that we should be humble! So, it creates a weird and paradoxical situation, with mixed feelings and mixed emotions and other mixed things! But our hope – and also our rational & logical expectation- is that the good guys and the wise people can understand such things ! (Aqelan Danand ! ) or The wise good guys know such obvious things! (Aqelan Midoonan ! ) Since the ancient times, Iranians think that you don’t need to explain many simple things / Basic Things to the wise good guys. (And that’s why,) since the ancient times Iranians say: The wise people know ! (Aqelan Danand ! ) The wise good guys know such obvious things / Basic Things ! (Aqelan Midoonan ! ) As you all know, the audience (for such writings / posts) are different people with different levels (and different intentions & different natures & good guys + Bad guys + etc !), and most non-Iranians know nothing about Iran and Iranians and Basic Things in Persia & Persian Culture because of the West’s Lies & Censorship & Propaganda; so we are forced to explain many Obvious things and Basic things. But it should be emphasized or re-emphasized that we Iranians don’t think that we are better than other wise people & good people – independent of their race or religion or anything else. And it’s part of our Iranian Culture & Iranian legacies & Iranian characteristics. When you take a look at America and Europe, you can understand why such Iranian characteristics are so important, and why Iran is very very different from a Racist & Chauvinist & Inhumane Culture (in America, Europe and) of those stupid Barbarians who shamelessly & stupidly think and declare that they are better than all humans !! But as you know, this is Chauvinism. In the stupid West, the stupid Chauvinists think that they are better than all humans! American Chauvinism is not a hidden fact. European Chauvinism in Britain, Germany or France is not a hidden fact. Jewish Chauvinism is not a hidden fact. But just look how these stupid Chauvinistic pigs tell big lies about Iran and Iranians. If we Iranians were like America and Europe, then we said all American people are stupid Barbarians and should be punished; or all Arab / Jewish people or all European people are stupid Barbarians and should be punished (by Sanctions and War threats and other things) But we Iranians are not like them. If we were like them, then we said that all humans should worship Persia / Iran because Persia / Iran is the Holy Land of the first Civilized Humans who created Human values and main pillars of Human Civilization. But we Iranians are not like them. We Iranians know that you can find good guys and bad guys everywhere, and many many Non-Iranians in all around the world are good guys & wise people, independent of their race or religion or anything else. But The West is a Lie Factory and tells many Big Lies about Iran and Iranians. The West’s Barbarians and Bad guys = Anti-Iran Barbarians are those Britons or Europeans or American pigs that talk about Hurting all Iranian people and punishing all Iranians and bringing a Nation to their knees by using all Barbaric-Sadistic methods. These stupid Barbarians of America & Europe don’t deserve to be called Human, and they cannot retain the name of Human. We Iranians will crush them; We Iranians will crush Barbarians and those Evil men who want to hurt Humans and to exploit other nations and to enslave Humans. In fact, We Iranians will crush Trump and those Barbarians who think and behave like Trump. We Iranians will crush American pigs like Trump and other American Barbarians who are the Enemy of Humanity and the Enemy of Human Values. We Iranians will crush European Barbarians including British Barbarians and Masons who try to hurt all humans and to exploit all nations and to enslave all people. In fact, we Iranians will crush The Evil Empire. Now Europe’s pigs and America’s pigs openly defend Marxist-Islamist Terrorists = NCRI / MEK / MKO = Anti-Iran Terrorists of CIA & MI6. What the West wants is clear: Tyranny & Terrorism & Slavery. The West openly says: One dictatorship should be replaced with another ! Now in 2018, the American Barbarians = US officials openly say: the Marxist-Islamist Terrorists are consistent with American norms !!!! Can you believe it ?! So, it’s obvious why we Iranians say to America: You should Go away and Die ! =Berid Bemirid ! = You should Get Lost and Die of Shame ! We Iranians will crush America, such Barbaric & Satanic America. American pigs openly say: Arab Islamists, Arab Terrorists and Saudi Arabia are consistent with American norms !!! (2018) And this is the true face of America that helped Islamists in killing Iranian people in 2009. In all recent years, America is a shithole country, and a savage country and a Racist Fascist country, that should be sent to Garbage-can or WC of History. And we Iranians will send them to WC of History. Those Europeans and Americans who defend Saudi Arabia and Rouhanis / Arab Islamists and medieval Monarchists (Pahlavists) and Marxist-Islamist Terrorists (Rajavists) are Barbarians of Medieval Ages. French leaders, British leaders, US officials and Trump are Barbarians of Medieval Ages, who want to return the West to the Dark Ages. Now, the West is really like the Islamic Regime of Mullahs. In the West, Democracy is still far from being a Reality. In the West, Free Media is still far from being a Reality. The West is a Lie Factory. But just look How the stupid animals / Islamists worship the West ! In the fucking Islamic TV of Mullahs (IRIB) Anti-Iran pigs attack Iran and defend The West ! Can you believe it ? In the fucking Islamic TV of Mullahs (IRIB), a freemason faggot like Ferdosi-pour = Tazi-pour / Freemason-pour is a little faggot = Bache Ko(..)ni = Basiji Faggot who worshiping the UK & the West & Anti-Iran Barbarians in the Satanic TV of Islamists (IRIB) ! But why do freemason faggots like Ferdosi-pour / Freemason-pour and Tazi-pour and other Anti-Iran Islamists worship the West and the UK in the Mullah TV (IRIB) ?! It’s a very important question. The Iranian intellects and real Iranians = millions of wise Iranians have no voice and no presence in IRIB, but the Islamic freemason faggots like Ferdosi-pour, Freemason-pour and Tazi-pour and other Anti-Iran Islamists attack Iran, belittle Iran & Iranians, and worship the West and the UK in IRIB ! It’s so important that the Islamic Whores and Anti-Iran Islamists / masons control the Mullah regime and the Mullah TV (IRIB) and they just try to promote Ajnabi-parasti = The West-worshiping, Tazi-worshiping ( Jew / Arab-worshiping), Mason-worshiping, and also belittling Iran & Iranians and magnifying the stupid West = to make the stupid West seem more important or powerful than it really is ! It’s so important, and you all should ask : Why do the Islamic Sodomites like Zibakalam, Freemason-pour and Tazi-pour and Mullah Mesbah and Mullah Harei and other Tazi Basijis = Anti-Iran whores belittle Iran & Iranians, and worship the West and Anti-Iran Barbarians in their fucking Islamic Regime of Mullahs? Today it’s quite clear why the Islamic Regime is the worst Anti-Iranian Regime, or why the Islamic Regime is the Worst puppet regime, or why the CIA & MI6 created the Islamic Regime of Mullahs, and how the Islamic Regime of Mullahs is running by CIA & MI6. The Islamist pigs who call themselves Islamist-Reformists are the worst kind of Anti-Iran Islamists. Since 1979, and also since 1997 (so-called Reform era), they said and pretended that the main Goal is Freedom & Democracy & Progress ! (Qarar beh Azadi & Aqaii / Azadegi & Democracy bud ! ) All Iranians are aware of this issue. And that’s why Iranians sarcastically say: What has happened to their main Goal and to their own slogans?! Was their main Goal nothing but Slavery and being slave of the West ?! ( Mage Qarar beh Nokari / Bargedy & Turkmenchay bud ?! ) Did Islamists only want to be slaves of the West, and their main Goal was Sodomy & Giving their Islamic ass (in a Heroic way !! ) to the West ?! ( Mage Qarar beh Koon Dadan (oonam Qahramananeh !! ) bud ?! ) Did Islamists only want to Create Turkmenchay & to serve the West’s interests ? ! ( Mage Qarar beh Turkmenchay & Nokari bud ?! ) Now Islamists have betrayed their own Slogans ! Islamists have betrayed their own principles / slogans and all things that they themselves said in 1979 and all these years – before & after 1979. Now The Death of Arab Islam is a direct result of all Islamist Lies & Betrayals & Barbarities. The Death of Islamic regime is a direct result of their Islamic Tyranny & Turkmenchay. The Islamists themselves declare The Death of Islamic Ideology, by their own Betrayals & Barbarities. It’s so obvious that our Iranian values are very very different from their Arab Islamist values = Arab Jewish values. They want to be cows and slaves of the West or the Evil. But we Iranians want to be Azad (free men), Aqa & Azadeh = Great and noble people in a Strong country that defends all real Humans & Human values & Human Rights & all Good things. The Islamic Freemasons and their Sheikh Jasus = Rouhani = the Sheikh Spy and their Basijis desperately try to repeat (QerQereh konan) what we Iranians say. But those CIA’s Islamists and members of the CIA Iran Project who created Turkemenchay , and allowed America to dictate to them what they can have and what they cannot have, now want to make Anti-American gestures ?!! Rouhanis, Islamist-Reformists and Basijis are Arabs or Ajnabi-worshipers, not Iranians; and they cannot retain the name of Iranian; and also they cannot retain the name of Human. Their Jewish AN, or their Sheikh Spy, Rouhani is a symbol of their Anti-Iran Treasons & their Anti-Iran Acts. Now even stupid animals can see that their Arab Islam is Religion of Corruption & Turkmenchay & Nekbat & Zellat. What Arab Islamists do and say is actually a godsend for Iranians and all good guys, because now even stupid animals can see their Arab Islam is Religion of Cows & Slaves & Whores. We all should thank Saudi Arabia and all Arab Islamists for proving such things! Their Arab Islam is a Jewish Religion of Satan = Religion of Slavery = Religion of Corruptions = Religion of Turkmenchay = Religion of Lies = Religion of Sodomites & Barbarians. In fact, their Arab Islam is like America’s Christianity = Trump’s Christianity. The America’s Religion is exactly like the Jewish / Arab Religion of Sodomites! Some idiots think when we Iranians say such things it means that we hate Sex and all Sexy things and Sexual freedoms !!! They are so stupid and retarded. Unfortunately, most non-Iranians don’t know the old Iranian movies, aka Film Farsi or pre-1979 Iranian movies. They don’t know Iranian sexy comedy films. Before 1979, some Iranian films even ridiculed Islamists / Hajjs / Mullahs and their Islamist Lies & Hypocrisy. Before 1979, some Iranian films showed good and funny things about sexy Islamists and sexy Hajjis ! (below pix) A sexy comedy film about Mullahs / Islamists is a funny thing, isn’t it ?! Before 1979, Iran’s Cinema had some films – like Raghib = Rival (1975) – in which (below pix) a hypocritical Mullah / Hajji (R. Mofidi) had secret sexy relations with a sexy girl ( Parisa) ! But before 1979, when some witty Iranians criticized Islamists in this funny-sexy way (below pix) most people didn’t know that it’s not just a joke, and Islamic Whores & Islamic Charlatans = Mullahs = Islamists are the worst pigs, the worst immoral pigs. Before 1979, most of the so-called intellectuals were stupid pigs or stupid Lefts / stupid Rights who just repeated (QerQereh Mikardan) what the West and Western idiots said. For instance, they said, dancing or sexy dances or showing boobs and bikini (like Googoosh in Bikini, below pix) and sexy-comic things in Film Farsi are bad things! But such things and the same things = se-x and sexy-comic things in European films or American films are good things !!! They still say such crappy things. They are such Stupid bastards, with such double standards. They even don’t know why most of the so-called Film Farsi were cheap & weak films. They know don’t the Whys and the Reasons of most things! They just repeat (QerQereh Mikonan) what the West or Fashion or Cult or Media say, but they posing as intellectuals !!”

33373060_951103181716778_2701064280588943360_n.jpg174.jpg

As some wise Iranians say: “One day, in 2011 & 2012, you could find very few photos of Iran before 1979 in the internet ! But now many things have changed ! Now there are many many good photos of Iran before 1979 in the internet. Now if you google for terms like ‘Iran Before 1979’, Iran in 1960s, Iran 1970s vs now, Life in Iran During the ’60s and ’70s etc, you can find thousands of good photos, including photos of old magazines, celebrities, ordinary people, Iran Cinema, Iran daily life and many other things of ‘Iran before 1979’ (we should write some posts about such good photos) Apparently, many Iranians and others – who have good photos of Iran Before 1979 – have released part of their good & old photos ! (Tazeh Khoob-hash ro daran Ru-mikonan! ) Unfortunately, many people – specially many non-Iranians- still know nothing about today’s Iran, and also about Iran before 1979. Many people still don’t know that today’s Iran is a very modern country, with a very modern people, and of course with a very shitty and Anti-Iranian regime = Islamic regime that all Iranians hate it so much. Many people still don’t know Iran history and Iran Cinema before 1979. Many people still don’t know Iranian Films before 1979 ( = Film Farsi) In recent years, you can find many good and old posters of Film Farsi in the internet. But most non-Iranians know nothing about such facts. Even most of those non-Iranians who are familiar with the Iranian Cinema & Iranian film posters, don’t know what is happening inside Film Farsi ! Now the main problem of pre-1979 Iranian movies is that they don’t have English subtitles. Only a small group of these Iranian films have English subtitles, and it’s a bad thing. But why the stupid Basiji / Islamist films have English subtitles, but even the good Iranian films of Pre-1979 Iran’s Cinema don’t have English subtitles?! What are the so-called Iranian expats doing?! Unfortunately, most of those Iranians who live outside Iran are silent or inactive, while the fucking exiled whores & Anti-iran Whores (Pahlavists / Rajavists) are just saying Anti-Iranian things and helping Anti-Iran Barbarians! Of course in 2017 & 2018, some good things are happening, and some good Iranian exapts are becoming active, and creating some good and new websites (we will write about this issue later) But it’s not enough; and compared to what the large army of Good Iranians can create, it’s a very very small thing. So, we still ask: What are the good Iranian expats doing?! Why they don’t try to create many good things –
including some good media, some good websites, some good organizations, some good Alternatives & Alternative groups etc ?! Anyway, now the Bad guys are more active than the Good guys, and it’s a very bad and sad thing. There are many serious issues / Orwellian issues that no one talks about it ! For instance, almost all Film Farsi = pre-1979 Iranian films that you can find in the internet are censored ! These Iranian films are badly censored and shortened in the internet! But why ?! Who are censoring almost all old Iranian films before 1979 ?! Now, after 1979, why do they censor Iranian films before 1979 ?!! They want to change history, or re-write history, or censor history or delete history or what ?! But why no one says nothing about such important issues ?! Now almost all old Iranian films that you can find in the internet are badly censored and shortened ! Censorship is a very important issue. When they censor films, they actually censor History. When they even try to hide or censor Persian Jokes and Persian Satire, they actually censor old Nations & Cultures & Civilizations. They want to say all good things belong to parvenus & upstarts = themselves who have a short history of Civilization and a long history of Barbarism. So, they censor History and they re-write history, and they desperately try to hide all historical facts and all good things that belong to old Nations and to the old & Great Civilization of Persia / Iran. Most non-Iranians still don’t know Iranian jokes, Iranian Satire, Iranian Comedy, and also the long history of Iranian Arts and Iranian Visual arts. Most people still don’t know the history of Iran’s Theater, and this important fact that thousands of years ago , much much older than Greece & Rome, Iran or Persia has its own Theater and its own Visual Arts, and then such Arts went from Persia (Iran) to Europe. The story of Iranian Visual Arts is a very long story, with thousands of years of History. But how many people know this long and glorious History of Iranian Artistic works & Iran’s Artistic traditions ? (we will write about this important issue later) Many many good books should be written about the Glorious history of Persian Arts, and the world and all normal people must know more about the truths, including this undeniable fact that When Europeans were Barbarians, and when Europeans even didn’t know how to utter or spell Civilization or Arts or Visual Arts, Iran and Iranians had a long history of Theater, Story writing & Story telling (Naqali etc), Painting and many other forms of Arts & Visual Arts. The West’s Lie Factory still tells Big lies about the history of Visual Arts, and that’s why even many educated people (who have an Orwellian Classic Education based on classic Lies of the West’s Lie Factory) still don’t know the visual arts of Persia and its long & glorious history. For instance, many still don’t know The Art of Pardeh-Khani , in which a Pardeh-khan (stand-up narrator) uncovered the painting as the story progressed. Another type of this Persian Art was Nagali. A Nagal (or stand-up storyteller) did an entertaining performance in front of many people = an audience in city squares, cultural buildings, Bazaars, coffee shop etc. Many visual arts, fine arts and old arts of Persia are still unknown for most Non-Iranainas. Kheymeshab-bazi (puppet show), Saye-bazi (shadow plays), Rou-hozi (comical theater), Siah-bazi (comedy, and black comedy) and Tazieh (epic theater, that later became religious theater) are just a few examples. It’s so shameful that the Anti-Iran pigs who work in the Mullah TV and other Anti-Iran media – from Islamic media to exiled media – just worship the West and kiss the West’s ass ! They just repeat (QerQereh mikonon) what the West and other Anti-Iran Barbarians say! So, they say nothing about Persian Visual Arts, including the long history of Persian Comedy and Persian Satire. Just look what stupid animals and stupid whores say about the so-called Stand-up Comedy ! , which is a 100% Iranian tradition with a very long history in Iran. In the past (in 19th century etc) When Iranian comedians were standing in front of an audience and telling jokes, the stupid animals of the West said: Oh, such a bad and silly thing! One person standing in front of an audience and telling jokes?! Such a silly thing ! (19th century) They actually did Akh & Piff !! ( = expressed their shitty disgust ! ), and it’s an old funny Persian slang term. But now these stupid animals say: Stand-up Comedy is an American thing ! , and Stand-up Comedy means One person standing in front of an audience and telling jokes! , and it’s what Americans and the West have created it !!! And it’s not a joke ! It’s beyond joke ! It’s what the stupid animals say now ! Now they do BahBah & ChahChah ! ( = they say: Oh, How nice ! & How Lovely ! ) , and it’s an old funny Persian slang term. In the past, the stupid animals ridiculed The Art of Pardeh-Khani, and the Art of Naqali, and the Art of Siah-bazi, Rou-hozi etc. But now these stupid animals say such Arts have been created by the West ! ( = Barbarians ! ) The so-called Stand-up Comedy is 100% Iranian, based on Naqali, Pardeh-Khani, Pish-Pardeh-Khani, Siah-Bazi etc. The so-called Stand-up Comedy is a 100% Iranian tradition, based on the long & glorious history of Persian Comedy & Persian comical Theater & Persian comic traditions. When the West and Europe didn’t know how to utter or spell Joke or Comedy, Iranians had a very long history of writing jokes and playing comedy and telling jokes. But the stupid animals who know nothing about the Persian comedy and the Persian comic traditions and its long history, just talk nonsense or kiss the West’s ass! Today and in the past, the real Iranian comedians don’t earn a lot of money, but when they refer to Iranian comedy as Stand-up comedy or a Western thing, many things change !! A good Iranian comedian earns about 2m T a month; but if you refer to an Iranian Comedian as Stand-up comedian –
s/he earns about 25m to 60m T a moth !! In fact, when Iranian Comedians just change their name or title to a Stand-up comedian – and then work for Mullahs & West-worshiper Islamists as a Clown or Ass-licker- then this Stand-up Clown earns about 60m T a moth !! , while a university professor earns about 5m T a moth! (T = Toman; m = million) And it’s what their own Mullah TV says in July 2018 ! The Mullahs and Islamists are such West-worshipers, such Parvenus, and such Anti-Iran pigs- who steal our Iran’s money, and then waste our money in such a silly way. The oldest Comedians & Satirists & Humorists of the world are Iranians. But how many people know, for instance, Obeyd Zakani ?! When Iranians like Obeyd Zakani of Shriaz & Qazvin were writing & creating the funniest modern jokes, Europeans were savage Barbarians who were eating each others in the Dark Ages of Europe! Even In the modern era and recent centuries, Iran had many many Satirists & Comedians. The old Iranian comedians like Morteza Ahmadi and many others have already talked and wrote about such issues. But the stupid bastards even try to hide or ignore Iranian comedians like Morteza Ahmadi, Nemat Gorji, Tafakori and many other Siah / Siah-Bazi guys, and even Lalehzar’s traditions and Lalehzar’s comedy in the past 100 years! When they even censor modern era facts, then it’s obvious why they don’t say even one word about the long history of Naqali & Pardeh-Khani & Pish-Pardeh-Khani in Iran, which is the base of Stand-up Comedy and many other things. Some stupid bastards happily say: the old Iranian comedians have died, and they didn’t write any books for future generations!! In fact, stupid bastards have no shame, and no brain, and no knowledge ! They don’t know Persian books, the written traditions of Persia, and also the oral traditions of Persia. In the ancient times and even modern era, many Iranians followed the oral traditions of Persia, and told their stories and their experiences to the next generations. It was also a smart way & wise way to fight against Censorship & against Anti-Iran Barbarians who tried to burn Books and to burn Iranian libraries and Iranian books. It’s a long story (we will write more about it later) Now the oral traditions of Persia even can tell you the truths about the Pahlavi era and Modern era and Western Crimes & Western Lies & Betrayals in modern era. If you want to know more about Persian Comedy in modern era and its roots and traditions, you can read many Persian books, and also you can ask people like Googoosh, who can tell you about such comic traditions and Lalehzar’s traditions. Googoosh and his father were in Lalehzar, since her childhood (in 1950s). So, you can ask Googoosh about the old Iranian comedians and their oral traditions. You can ask Leila Foruhar – whose portents and many members of her family were in show business in Iran. You can even ask Jamileh – who was a dancer in Lalehzar. You can ask Vahdat, who at age 93 is one of the oldest comedians of modern Iran, and he has many first hand experiences. You can ask Nosrat Karimi, who at age 94 is one of the oldest & most-educated comedians of modern Iran. You can read Morteza Ahmadi’s books, Zohuri’s book, Assadzadeh’s books and many other books of Iranian comedians and Iranian artists (Assadzadeh still lives in Iran; Assadzadeh was the manager of Tehran Theater in Lalehzar for about 30 years) The stupid bastards cannot hide truths and change history!, or re-write history! Unfortunately, even Lalehzar – that is a new & modern street of Tehran, belongs to about 100 to 200 years ago- is being destroyed. They desperately try to delete or remove Lalehzar from history! So, what can you expect from them?! To tell the Truth about History and thousands of years ago ?!! or to protect Iranian Legacies / Human Legacies and Cultural heritages ?! One day, Lalehzar was Broadway of Tehran. Lalezar was a street of the theaters. Lalezar was and is the Street of Culture & Cinema (and Entertainment) in Iran. But now, the fucking Electricity shops and the fucking Mullahs have destroyed this great Street of Tehran (near Ferdowsi street) The story of Lalehzar is a very sad story, because it’s the sad story of Iranian Arts & Iranian Cinema & Iranian Theater & Iranian Comedy after 1979. One day, before 1979, even in one ally of Lalehzar ( Kouche Melli), more than 6 cinema theaters were existed. About 20 to 30 cinema theaters, and more than 40 Cabarets and theaters were in Lalezar. Broadway of Tehran (Lalezar) was and is the Street of Cinema & Music / Dance & Comedy in Tehran. But after 1979, and specially in recent years (in Rouhani’s era & AN’s era), all cinema theaters of Lalezar have become burned & deserted places! Now when Iranians go to Lalezar, it just gives them headache and forces them to curse Mullahs and to use many many F-words about Mullahs and Islamists ! Lalezar must become a Culture Street again, and all stupid Cars & unrelated businesses should be banned in Lalezar (like what Happened in Tehran’s Grand Bazaar area), and all old cinemas of Lalezar and all old theaters of Lalezar must be restored and repaired. But Mullahs are Anti-Iran & Anti-Culture. Now you can ask: Why all cinema theaters of Lalezar and many cinema theaters of Tehran and other Iranian cities have become burned, deserted & abandoned buildings ?! In 1979 and 1980s, Islamists burned many cinema theaters of Tehran and other Iranian cities. Before 1979, Iran had about 400 cinema theaters; but now, after 40 years, Iran has only about 100 cinema theaters !! Can you believe it ?! Such facts can reveal many things, including the true meaning of Islamic Disaster & Islamic Nekbat, and why all Iranians hate Islamic Regime. Many cinema theaters of Tehran and other Iranian cities are still burnt & deserted & abandoned buildings! And it’s a very sad image. Now when you see Lalehzar, and the burnt cinema theaters of Lalezar and many other parts of Tehran & Iran, and how these Cinema Theaters have become Burnt and Ugly & Empty buildings, you cannot stop cursing Mullahs & fucking Mullahs & using many F-words about Mullahs and their fucking Arab Islam. It’s so obvious why Iranian people spit at Arab Islam of Mullahs, in which Evil things like Tyranny & Turkmenchay & Lie & Hypocrisy & Corruption & Savagery & Sadism are good things, but the real good things like Music, Dance, Joy and Happiness and Arts and all real Good things are evil things! It’s funny that now many non-Iranians talk about Iran before Islam ! = Iran before Mullah regime ! They think Iran before Islam means Iran before The Islamic regime !! It’s stupid, but so laughable ! Of course, part of it is true; but it’s wrong and stupid that you say: Iran before and after Islam = Iran before and after Islamic regime ! The stupid Pahlavists & CIA agents say such silly things. But Iran before Islam was very very very better than Pahlavi regime that was a puppet regime. Pahlavists just try to help Anti-Iran barbarians. Anyway, now the CIA’s whores and other Bad guys tell many silly lies. But now there are a large number of pictures and videos out there that show the true face of Iran, and the true face of the West Lies & the Left Lies & the West’s Bullshit about Iran. The West is a Lie Factory, and what they say about Iran before & after 1979 is bullshit. The West and the Bad guys even tell silly lies about The Iranian Cinema before The 1979 Disaster ! They only do two things: (1) Reject all facts and deny all things ! , or (2) Accept all Lies ! , and encouraging people to accept silly & unreal things like : Pahlavi era was so good ! all of their films were good ! Almost all things of Pahlavi era were good !!! It’s so stupid. But the good guys try to see realities, and to see both good and bad aspects of things. Now many people talk about Best Iranian movies of all time, but they often know nothing about Iranian Cinema and Iranian Movies before 1979. Of course, it’s a good thing that many non-Iranians talk about Persian Films and the Iranian cinema (after 1979) and their favorite Iranian movies. But it’s a bad & sad thing that they often don’t know the history of Iranian Cinema and specially the good films of Iran Cinema before 1979. More than 1200 films were produced in Iran before 1979 : In 1950s, about 150 films; In 1960s, about 450 films; and in 1970s, about 600 films. The stupid West and the stupid film critics have already said many bad and silly things about all these Iranian films. But in recent years – when it’s becoming clear that the West was a Lie Factory and the West has told Big Lies about almost Everything- we Iranians know that we should reject the West’s Claims & Comments about Everything! All their claims and all their books = all books that the West’s Lie Factory has created = all books and all things that The West and their Ministry of Truth have created are not reliable or valid, and have No real Scientific worth, NO Worth ! It’s a very important issue (we will write more about it later) So, we Iranians – and the majority of Iranians- have decided to watch or re-watch the old Iranian films –
that were made before 1979- to make our own independent judgment, and to see the facts from our own point of views. In Persian, it’s called Baz-Khani = Re-reading, or Baz-Negari = Re-watching or Re-seeing. We Iranians want to do a new Baz-Khani = Re-reading of Iran’s history & Iran’s cinema & Iran’s arts & the world’s history and all issues and all Facts and all Things ! – that the West and its stooges have repeatedly told Big Lies about them = about Everything ! It’s so good and so important that today’s Iranians and Golden generations of our Iran want to do their own Baz-Khani = Re-reading of All Things & Re-thinking about All Things, and to make their own independent judgment – based on their own knowledge, their own experience, their own wisdom and their own views. It’s so good, and so important. It’s what millions of wise & educated Iranians are doing in recent years. Before 1979, more than 1200 Iranian films were produced in Iran (we have seen about half of them; that means we have not seen about 600 films) In these years, most Iranians have watched and still are watching these old films ! In these years, most Iranian people watch the pre-1979 Iranian films, instead of watching the fucking films of Mullah Cinema! It’s so funny and so important that The pre-1979 Iranian films have millions of visitors in Iran, but the post-1979 films = Islamic films of Mullah Era have only thousands of visitors in Iran ! It’s so important, and so meaningful. Now many people –
specially non-Iranians- talk about their own Top 10 Iranian Movies You Must Watch! , or Films That Explain Modern Iran !!! But unfortunately, many Bad guys or ignorant non-Iranians think you should watch the shitty films of Basijis and Mullahs, if you want to know Modern Iran !!! In fact, the CIA agents and Bad guys say that the shitty Mullah films or Basiji films are the Films That Explain Modern Iran !! The fucking Western mass media tell many stupid Lies, but unfortunately, many non-Iranians believe or accept such Lies ! Of course now the stupid West and their fucking Mass Media cannot hide many undeniable facts about Iran’s Cinema, and that’s why sometimes the world’s mass media talk about Great Iranian Cinema , and say: Iranian cinema has been ranked by many critics as the World’s most important national cinema ! (2017 / 2018) Persian movies have won thousands of awards , from many international film festivals. Such facts are undeniable facts. No one can deny such facts. Before and after 1979, you can find good films and talented filmmakers in Iran. But unfortunately, many know nothing about Iranian Cinema before 1979 and its talented filmmakers. When you want to talk about Great Iranian films that anyone must see, you cannot ignore the good films of Iranian Cinema before 1979 & after 1979. When you want to talk about Films That Explain Modern Iran, you must ignore the shitty films of Mullahs, Basijis and other stupid bastards, and instead, you should talk about good films of good & talented filmmakers, because only good films – not propaganda films = Islamist films or Anti-Iran Films etc-
can Explain Modern Iran. Let’s take a look at our list – our list of Iranian Films That Explain Modern Iran and Iranian Cinema”.

01.+Sobh-e+rooz-e+chaharom+(The+Morning+of+the+Fourth+Day)+(1972).jpga136_New20Image.jpg

As some wise Iranians say: “Most non-Iranians even don’t Iranian comedians, including the great Female Comedians of Iran. Even in 1960s, Iran had many female comedians who were so funny, so sweet and so attractive: Foruzan, Soheila, Faranak Mirghahari, Mina, Soraya Beheshti, Vida Ghahremani, and it’s really a long list – including Googoosh, Iren, Jamileh, Pouran, Katayoon, Farangis Forouhar (Leila Forouhar’s mother), Nadia, Azar Hekmat-Shoar, Azar Shiva, Parvin Malakouti and many others. It’s so important that many Iranian women are comic genius. Even in Hollywood and the entire West, you can see few women as comic genius. But in our Iran, many Iranian women were and are comic genius. But the world and most non-Iranians know nothing about such facts. How many non-Iranians can see or even imagine an Iranian woman as a comic genius ?! The Anti-Iran Barbarians and the stupid bastards try to create a bad & unreal image of Iran and Iranians. But even Iranian jokes and Iranian comedians can destroy Anti-Iran Plans = Anti-Truth plots. Many many non-Iranians still know nothing about both Ancient Iran and Modern Iran. So, (we want to create) our own list of Iranian Films That Explain Modern Iran = our list of the Greatest Iranian Movies You Should See! (It’s a long list, that we will more about it later) But here, lets take a look at a list of the good Iranian films that were made in 1970s. In fact, it’s a list of Iranian films of 1970s that you should see : ( = we recommend these films to all people, specially those who want to know more about Iran, Iranian society, Iranian people, Iranian cinema and Iranian films and Modern Iran and its talented artists)

(1) Surrender (1974) = Sazesh, a film by Motevaselani, Stars: Noori Kasrai, Behruz Vossuqi, Arman, Gorji, NooshAfarim and others. It’s a Comedy film at the level of Billy Wilder films. It’s a film about a thief who seeing a love affair, and then trying to blackmail the man in a funny way! It talks about many social issues and funny issues! It also has good scenes about Siah-Bazi and Persian Comedy & Comic Theaters. It’s actually a good comedy film. Motevaselani is a very talented, educated & professional filmmaker. Even some of his mainstream films are good films. For instance, One Millionaire & Two Mofles (1971) – a film by Motevaselani, Stars: Motevaselanti, Jaleh Sam, Sepehrnia etc- is a comedy film about a Shy man = a polite University Student who goes to Beach and sees a sassy & sexy Bikini Girl ! We don’t know why Motevaselani himself didn’t play the leading role of Sazesh; but Vossuqi has a good performance in Sazesh, and this comic role is one of the Best performance from Vossuqi. Noori Kasrai is so good at this film. All actors are good. Now, Metevaselani lives in Iran; Vossuqi & Sepehrnia live in America; Jaleh Sam lives in Iran; But where is Noori Kasrai ? She lives in Iran or outside Iran ? What has happened to her ? It’s not clear

(2) The 4th Day’s Morning (1972) = Sobhe Ruz-e 4om, a film by Kamran Shirdel, Stars: Vejesta, Raad, Shahrzad and others. Some say it’s a film like Breathless (1960), a famous film by Jean-Luc Godard. But the 4th Day’s Morning is a very better film, much better than Jean-Luc Godard’s film, Breathless. (We don’t like) Godard’s film, Breathless; but the 4th Day’s Morning is a very good film about real things and real issues in Iran and the modern world. Kamran Shirdel is a very talented and educated and professional filmmaker. But he has only one long film (4th day ..), because as he himself says he could not work and make his own films in both Pahlavi regime and Mullah regime. So, most of his films in all these years were documentary films. And it’s what he himself says. But The 4th Day’s Morning is a very good film about Nihilism & Silly life of Youths and many other important issues. It can even show you some roots of The 1979 Disaster. Such a good performance Shahrzad has in this film. Shahrzard, that her real name is Kobra Saeedi, has a very short role in this film, but her performance is so good. Shahrzad lives in Iran, and has had some interviews in recent years. It’s important to note that Shahrzard, who often played the role of whores in films, was an educated & professional artist, and also a kind of intellect. Before 1978, she left Cinema of Pahlavi era, because of Systematic Corruption / Political Corruption. Vajesta was a sexy Film Star, and had a good performance in this film. But where is Vajesta now ? Vajesta’s real name is Susan Sarmadi. But she lives in Iran or outside Iran ? What has happened to her ? It’s not clear (We will write more about Shahrzad, Vajesta and other Female Stars of Pahlavi era later)

(3) The Middlemen (1976) = Vaseteha, a film by Hassam Mohamadzadeh, Stars: Beik, Farzaneh Taidi and Behruz Behnejad, Jaleh Olov, Gorji and others. It’s one of the good films of Farzaneh Taidi (We will write more about her later) Farzaneh Taidi is one of the very few Stars / Celebrities of Pre-1979 era that has a website, a good website (FarzanehTaidi.com) But why other Film Stars / Celebrities of Pre-1979 era don’t have any websites ?! It’s a bad thing that they don’t try to fight problems by talking to people or their fans, and by transferring / passing their first-hand experiences of many things to the younger generations of Iran & the world. The Middlemen is a good film, by a young talented filmmaker, Mohamadzadeh, who was a young graduate of Film Schools / Universities of America. Vaseteha is a good film about the story of whores and women and other issues before 1979. Another good film of Farzaneh Taidi & Behruz Behnejad is The 8th Day of the Week ! (1973) = 8-tomin Ruze Hafte, a film by Hussein Rajaiian, Stars: Farzaneh Taidi, Behruz Behnejad, Jaleh Sam and others. Hussein Rajaiian was also a young talented filmmaker and a gradate of American universities. The 8th day is a good film about Iranian university students and their life before 1979. And if you want to see a good Horror film or a Horror Iranian Film – which is both Psychological & Horror film- you can watch Miras Man Jonoon ! = My Inheritance is Insanity ! (1979), a film by Fakhim-zadeh, Stars: Farzaneh Taidi, Fakhimzadeh. The great mistake of Farzaneh Taidi was a very bad and weak American Film, Not Without my Daughter, that she played in it in 1990. Appearing in such silly Anti-Iran Film was a great mistake. But she says that before making film she thought this film is an Anti-Mullah film; but finally the American bastards converted this film into an Anti-Iran film. After this bad & shitty film experience, she didn’t appear in any other American films. In fact, as she and also her partner Behruz Behnejad say, they both have rejected all offers for playing some roles in American films, because almost all of these American films were Anti-Iran films, or tried to create a bad image of Iranians and other Eastern people. In fact, they prefer to rejects all offers for playing some roles in Bad films of USA, Propaganda films of USA, or any films that are against their Iranian Principles or their Iranian values / views. And It’s what most of the real Iranian Film Stars have done in the past 40 years; and that’s why most of them don’t do any serious artistic works in Iran or outside Iran. It’s so bad and so shameful that we live in such a shitty world, and the West is such a shithole, and most Good guys & Honest people cannot do what they want or what they should do; and only Charlatans & Ass-lickers become Stars of Media ! Farzaneh Taidi has written about some of these stupid bastards, including Entezami & Nassian & other opportunists & charlatans and Cinema whores, in her website ( We will write more about this issue later)

(4) The Runaway Officer Jabbar (1973) = Jabbar Sarjukeh Farari, a film by Aman Manteghi, Stars: Malusak, Mehrdad and Fardin. Aman Manteghi was a very talented and self-educated filmmaker. Aman Manteghi was so creative and so talented, with a lot of good ideas ! This film, Jabbar .., is a comedy film about wars! The shocking good point of this film is that a female star (Malusak, above pix) plays the role of a male soldier ! In fact, an Army general lives with his girlfriend / mistress in the Army ! , but as the presence of women was forbidden in the army, the girl disguised herself as a boy ! And it’s obvious that a talented filmmaker like Aman Manteghi can use this good idea to create many comic or sexy-comic situations! Aman Manteghi has about 10 films, and almost all of them are good films: Shabgard (1975), Baba Naan Dad ! = Daddy gives Bread ! (1972), Aab-Nabat-Choobi ! = Candy Stick ! (1971), and specially a good & special film like : I Go to Buy a Daddy ! (1974) This film was actually beyond the Eastern Cinema of its own time. I Go to Buy a Daddy ! (1974) = Miram Baba Bekharam ! – a film by Aman Manteghi, Stars: Malusak, Beik, Miri and others – is a comedy film about a single mother and her child, while her little child wants to protect her, and also to buy a Daddy! Aman Manteghi was so creative and so talented. If you want to see only 10 films to understand Iranian Cinema before 1979, you can watch only Aman Manteghi’s films ! His films are the Best version of the so-called Film Farsi. His films are also good films, with a lot of creativity and good points ! Unfortunately, Aman Manteghi died in 2012, and most Iranians (including us) didn’t know that Aman Manteghi has died. Almost all media said nothing about this issue. Aman Manteghi lived in Paris, France, like an unknown Iranian. Almost all mass media and even Iranian media in exile ignored him ! , and didn’t talk about him. and didn’t not make interviews with him. Now if you search the internet, you can only find two videos about him: one is his first & last interview in 2011 / 2012, and one is his funeral. Aman Manteghi was a very talented Artist (We will write more about him later) In 1970s, Iran had many female film stars; and one of them was Malusak (above pix) Malusak is one of the best, sweet and sexy female star of many Iranian films. But where is Malusak now ? What has happened to her? It’s not clear

(5) A group of Comedy films: The Iranian Cinema before 1979 had many many comedy films, and that’s why Iranian people still watch these films and enjoy them. Some of these films are really good films, and very comic & laughable. For instance, Morqe Hamsaye ! = The Chick Next Door ! (1974) – a film by Kooshan, Stars: Shoorangiz, Miri and Mofidi- is a typical Film Farsi, but a funny one with many good, sexy & funny ideas; it’s about a sexy girl and her problems with men, specially with horny Religious men! Zane Yekshabe ! = One Night Woman ! = A Woman for One Night ! (1971) – a film by Kooshan & Reza Mirlohi, Stars: Fereshteh Jenabi, Pouri Banai, Miri, Aqili, Mofid and others – is a comedy film about marital affairs, extra-martial affairs and Bikini women at Iran’s beaches in 1970s ! Arus & Mother Shohar ! = A Wife & Mother of Husband ! (1973) – a film by Javad Taheri, Stars: Haleh, Malakouti, Miri, Raziani, Bahmanyar and others- is a comedy film about relations between Iranians husbands & wives & their mothers ! You can see this film as a good film about the real & strong Role of Women in Iranian families. Motreb (1972) – a film by Nuriala, Stars: Niloofar, Morteza Ahmadi, Nadia, Mashayekhi, Mersedeh Kamyab and others- is a comedy film about the old Iranian Comedies & Comedians, Siah-Bazi, Rou-hozi and Lalezar’s guys and Lalezar’s theaters in 1970s – when Lalezar had become sexy and also cheap and in decline. At that times (before 1979), Iranian comedians were known as Motreb. And what a beautiful actress Niloofar was. Niloofar lives in Iran. Ayalvar (1973) – a film by Parviz Noori, Stars: Nosrat Karimi, Mofidi, Puri Banai, Shahrzad, Negar and others – is a comedy film about Jewish traditions & Jewish superstitious beliefs of Islamists-
who had polluted our Iran. Shir-to-Shir ! = A Funny Chaos ! (1972) – a film by Brumand, Stars: Parviz Kardan, Freshteh Jenabi -is a sexy-comedy film with some good ideas and new ideas ! It’s actually an international comedy film, or a global comedy film made by Iranian comedians. Zanburak (1975) – a film by Farokh Ghafari, Stars: Parviz Sayyad, Shanhaz Tehrani, Puri Banai and others – is a comedy film about old wars and sexy women & stupid soldiers of Old Times ! It’s actually a Parody of Old Wars ! Farokh Ghafari has some good films. Kooshan was one of the first filmmakers of Iran. Kooshan produced more than 100 films ! Miri was a great comedian, from Great Gilan. Miri often used Gilaki accent. Unfortunately, Miri died in 2008. Fereshteh Jenabi was a very good, hot and sexy actress, but many of her friends betrayed her, and the media report: After the 1979 Islamic Disaster, she had many problems and became alone / isolated and drug addict, and finally died in 1998, at age 50. It’s so tragic. Some famous Film Stars had such a tragic fate (We will write more about them later)

(6) Qazal (1976), a film by Masud Kimiaie & Parviz Sayyad, Stars: Pouri Banai, Fardin and Qaribian. Unfortunately, Masud Kimiaie became Khayemal / Ass-kisser, and ruined his talents. But you cannot ignore some of his good films including Qazal (1976) and Khat-e Qermez = Red line (1980) Qazal is a good film, with a lot of good and beautiful scenes of Iran & Shomal (North of Iran) and with a funny story about two brothers who loves one Whore! All three actors of this film have good performance, but it’s one of the rare good films in which Fardin and specially Pouri Banai have a very good & sweet performance. Now, Pouri Banai lives in Iran, and she is a rich woman; but her relations with Mullahs / Rafsanjani and some of her Islamic gestures (in her interviews in 1990s & 2000s) was and is annoying or shameful. But in recent years, she says and does better things. Unfortunately, Fardin died in 2000. Fardin was a super star of Iran’s Cinema, and he didn’t sell his soul to Mullahs. Unfortunately, Masud Kimiaie was and is like what he himself truly said in MalekMotie’s funereal (in 2018) : Liars are cowards; and cowards are liars; cowards tell many lies and big lies, because they are cowards. So, you should fear from cowards; In these days, you cannot talk, without saying many F-wards and without cursing cowards .. It’s true; and it’s the Best thing that Kimiaie has said in these years. But unfortunately, Masud Kimiaie himself was one of those men that people should fear form them! Sometimes even good guys, good friends or ordinary people become Bad Guys or bad Liars or Slaves of Evil forces, simply because they are cowards, or jealous, or suffering form inferiority complex. Anyway, many stupid or ignorant people just talk about bad & stupid films of Kimiaie – ie the shitty films like Qaysar. The ignorant people are ignorant, but the Bad guys defend such shitty films, because they have Bad intentions, Anti-Iranian intentions. But Qazal is a good or funny film, of course if you can ignore its end and its last parts, which are so bad and stupid! In fact, the last parts of this film are not Iranian, and they are just a copy of Western films and British Culture. But many other parts of this film are Iranian or at least show part of the story of some real Iranian people. And another good film about two men and one whore is Dar Shahr Khabari Nist = There is No News in City ! (1977) – a film by Fakhimzadeh, Stars: Aram, Aqili, Fakhimzadeh. It’s a comedy film about immigrants, who went from their small villages to a Big city like Tehran! And Ezdevaj Irooni ! = An Iranian Wedding ! (1970 ?) – a film by Ahmad Najibzadeh, Stars: Katayoon, Aref, Soraya Beheshti – is a good film about Iranian Wedding and how men and women knew each other, met each other, and married in 1960s ! Now Katayoon lives in Iran. Katayoon, the beautiful Star of Iran’s Cinema in 1960s & 1970s, is still playing some roles in Iranian films (After 1979) Aram lives in Iran, too. Aram, the hot & beautiful Star of Iran’s Cinema in 1970s, is still a beautiful and attractive woman. But Aram and almost all old Film Stars were banned from Cinema by the Mullahs. Ahmad Najibzadeh was a talented filmmaker; but what has happened to him? Where is he now ?

(7) A group of Social and Political films: Dar Qorbat = In a Foreign Country (1975), a film by Shadi-Sales & Parviz Sayyad, Star: Parviz Sayyad. It’s a tragic film about the life of Immigrants in Germany! It’s an Iranian film about the Turkish people of Turkey who lived in Germany as immigrants. It talks about the issue of immigrations and the problem of poor immigrants in a Western country like Germany in 1970s! Samad Wandering (1978) = Samad Dar-beh-Dar Mishavad, is a film by Parviz Sayyad, Stars: Parviz Sayyad and his friends. It’s a comedy film that talks about the life and problems of uneducated immigrants who went from their small villages to Tehran! It talks about many good issues, including the workplace’s conditions, and opportunists and parvenus of 1960s who tried to become rich people by using the stupid policies of Pahlavi regime and Pahlavi’s unbalanced development. Booye Gandom = The Smell of Wheat ! (1978 ) a film by Farzan Deljoo, Stars: Ebi, Shabpareh, Deljoo, Vigen and others. It’s a comic-tragic film about the problems of young people. It’s also a good film about the Iranian Friendship. It’s one of the rare films about the Iranian Friendship and the real Friends in Iran. Ebi has a very good performance in this film, and maybe if Ebi was able to continue his works in cinema, he would have become a Star of Cinema! Shahram Shabpareh has a good and sweet performance in this film; and he could become a big Actor / Comedian of Cinema! In this film, both Ebi and Shahram show parts of the real Iranian Friendship of the real Friends in Iran – maybe like their own friendship in their own real life in Iran. Such good points make The Smell of Wheat a good film about the real Friendship, the Iranian Friendship. Tangna = Straits (1973) – a film by Amir Naderi, Stars: Raad, Noori Kasrai, Shahrzad and others-
is a tragic film about social harms & social issues. Tolo = Sunrise (1970) – a film by Minasian, Stars: Googoosh, Fakhri Khorvash and Mashayekhi- is a film about family problems and other problems of a married man and a young girl and a married woman. Bita (1972) – a film by Hazhir Daryoosh, Star: Googoosh- is a film about the life and problems of a young & sentimental girl. Googoosh was both a good actress and a good singer. And everybody knows her ! She is an icon, a pop icon. But many don’t know that Googoosh was a good comedian, and she could, and still can, become a good & sweet Stand-up Comedian

(8) Another group of Comedy films: Before 1979, Iran’s Cinema was full of comic films, and most Persian films were actually comic films. Some of these comedy films were also good films about social issues and religious issues. Akbar Dilmaj (1973) – a film by Khosro Parvizi, Stars : Iren, Arham Sadr, Shoorangiz – is a funny film about a married man of Isfahan, who meets a hot American girl (Shoorangiz) and marries her, but his Iranian wife (Iren) doesn’t accept this, and this issue and their cultural differences create many funny situations. Such a good & sweet performance Iren (Iren Zazians) had in this film, and such a great Comedian Arham was. Such a sweet and sexy performance Shoorangiz had in this film, that is her first film. After this film, Shoorangiz became a Film Star. The great comedians of Isfahan, including Arham and Vahdat, are so famous and popular in Iran, because Isfahan’s great comedians are really funny and sweet comedians. Arham Sadr was a very talented Comedian, much better than many famous American comedians of Hollywood. But after 1979, Isfahan’s great comedians and almost all famous comedians of our Iran were banned by Mullahs ! Arham lived in Iran, and died in 2008. Iran’s old famous comedians have some good films and some weak films. But almost all Nosrat Karimi’s films – as director or actor or both- are funny films, including: A Triple Bed ! (1972), A Broken House (1975), Carter (1971) Hakim-Bashi (1972), and Hassan Siah (1972) – that is a funny film about Siah-Bazi and Comedy theater traditions of Persia, with a young Star, Mahnaz, who was a sweet & sexy actress but unfortunately died soon in 1980s, at age 30s. Nosrat Karimi, at age 94, is one of the oldest Artists & Filmmakers & Comedians in Iran. He could not work as a filmmaker after 1979, but his son, Babak Karimi, worked as an actor & colleague of Asghar Farhadi in those two films that won Oscars. Another talented filmmaker was Reza Mirlohi. Most of the Reza Mirlohi’s films are funny films, including Mr. Jahel ! (1974), a film by Reza Mirlohi, Stars: Haleh, Aram, Aqili, Homayoon. Reza Mirlohi was a very talented filmmaker, who died soon in 1980s, at age 40s. Iran has always had many great comedians & artists. Vahdat, at age 93, is a famous Comedian of Great Isfahan & Isfahan’s comic traditions. Arham and Vahdat could not work as Artists after 1979, but Iranian people still watch their old films, and enjoy them. Isfahan has always had great Comedians like Arham & Vahdat – because their sweet accent, like the sweet accent of Shiraz & Yazd & Gilan & Abadan & Azerbaijan & Khorasan & other parts of Iran, is so good for comedy and comic remarks ! Many of the Vahdat’s films are funny films, including Naqs-e Fani = A Sexual Problem ! (1976), a film by Vahdat, Stars: Vahdat, Jaleh, Semsarzadeh. Another talented comedian was Parviz Sayyad. Many of his Samad films = Parviz Sayyad’s comedy films are funny films, including: Samad & Sami (1971) and Samad & Devil ! (1971). Samad was a funny peasant – like Ghazanfar ! Parviz Sayyad created Samad, and Samad is still a famous comic figure in Iran

(9) The Report (1977), a film by Kiarostami, Star: Shohreh Aghdashloo. (We think) it’s the Best film of Kiarostami. It’s also a real report of Pahlavi ere and its social conditions. If you want to know more about Pahlavi era, you must see this film. Shohreh Aghdashloo, as a young and beautiful actress, had a very performance in The Report. It’s so weird that this film also shows the fate of Kiarostami, and how & why Kiarostami died in hospitals. Before 1979, Iran’s Cinema had several good Social Films. Zire Pooste Shab = At Night (1974) – a film by Fereydoon Goleh, Star: Morteza Aqili, and an American Girl – is a Black comedy about social problems, and how a poor Iranian boy desperately tries to find a place for making love with a poor American girl ! And if you want to see a very Dark and Tragic film, you can see Safe Place (1978) – a film by Morteza Aqili !, Stars: Morteza Aqili, Goli Zangeneh. Aqili was a comedian and almost all his films and his roles are comic; but it’s funny that Aqili has created one of the most Tragic films and Darkest films of Iran’s Cinema before 1979. Safe Place is a dark & tragic film about the dark sides of the world, ie when even your friends become evils, and when you have nothing but a bad luck, and all people that you can see on that occasion are Evil men. And another good social film is Labe Tigh = Razor Blade (1978), a film by Kamran Qadak-chian, Stars: Javaneh Jalilvand, Iraj Qaderi. You can see this film as a film about women and their problems in Pahlavi era.

(10) Another group of Comedy films: Hassan Kachal (1972), a film by Ali Hatami, Stars: Sayyad, Katayoon, Soraya Beheshti. It’s a funny film about an old Iranian myth. Aqaye Haloo = Mr Stupid ! (1970), a film by Mehrjui, Stars: Fakhri Khorvash, Nasirian and others. It’s a funny film about a peasant who goes to city to marry a modern girl ! But he sees a whore, and thinks this whore is a good and modern Girl ! Fakhri Khorvash has a very good performance in this film. Mamal America-ii ! = American Mamal ! (1974) – a film by Shapoor Qarib, Stars: Googoosh, Behruz Vossuqi – is a film about a stupid Thief & Charlatan who loves America so much ! But don’t get it wrong; it’s not a film about Hassan Rouhani ! = Hassam America-ii !! Mamal is brother of Hassan ! Googoosh has a very good performance in this film. Shapoor Qarib was a talented filmmaker, and his films are better than many other films of Pahlavi era. Unfortunately, some actors, filmmakers and comedians – who had many sexy-comedy films / roles – now have become Basijis and Islamists, or as Iranians say: Hala Janamaz Aab Mikeshan ! One of them is Raad, who has played many sexy roles in many s-exy films- but now has become a Basiji or Basiji-lover ! In recent years, Raad has become a Ass-licker / Khayemal, and he made all Iranians angry when he said: Since my youth I have been Sineh-zan ! = a lover of Islamists !! But Iranians ridiculed Raad, and said: We know his films, His Mid-Night Man! , and his Mr. Goes to City ! But Does Mr Basiji forget his Vajesta City or NooshAfarim City or Shoorganiz City etc?! Do He and Basiji Faggots think we Iranians don’t know the real meaning of their SinehZani = Sineh (Breast) Zan (Woman) ?!! Anyway, Janjal = Hubbub ! (1974) – a film by Reza Safai , Stars: Noori Kasraii, Beik, Miri – is a funny film about a poor peasant who goes to city, but suddenly finds himself among a lot of hot girls and rich women ! Kalak Nazan Khoshgele ! = Don’t Play tricks, you sexy Beautiful Girl ! (1976) – a film by Sheibani & Motalebi, Stars: MalekMotie, Shoorangiz, Mofid, and Mofidi – is a funny film about a sexy girl who tries to deceive men and blackmail them! Shoorangiz has a very sweet & good performance in this film. Shoorangiz lives in Iran. Khoshgele Mahale ! = A Hot Girl ! (1970), a film by Golafshan, Stars: Foruzan, Zohuri, Vosuq and Soraya Beheshti. It’s a comic and typical film of Foruzan & Zohuri & Soraya. Zohuri left Cinema in 1971, and died in 1991. Unfortunately, Soraya Beheshti has died; apparently, she died in 2016, after Foruzan’s death. Soraya Beheshti was a comic actress, a sexy & sweet actress of 1960s. She and Zohuri, in funny films like Dalahoo (1967) created, and still create, good times & many joyful laughs for Iranian people. At that time, films or celebrities were funny and useful Vitamin ! But now the fucking Islamist film or the fucking Islamist celebrities are nothing but Vermin or Virus ! , shitty Religious Virus or Vermin! (We will write more about Vitamin and Vermin / Virus ! , and also about Zohuri, Soraya Beheshti, Miri, Arham and other Iranian comedians later)

As some wise Iranians say: “many people talk about Political humor in times of crises ! But talking about Christian morality = Trump morality is not just joke ! Now when you talk about Trump’s Christian Morality and Trump’s Sexual Perversions or Trump nude photos & Trump Hijab photos ! , people often ask in a state of shock: You must be joking ! And thus, you should remind people that you are not telling jokes ! Trump’s Christian Morality is a reality, not a joke ! Now in 2018, the American media and American pigs talk about Trump and his Christian ethics (!!) – that is like their Jewish Jesus and his Christian ethics = Jewish ethics !! They have no shame and no brain. Even the good Americans are aware of such issues. Now in 2018, the American media talks about The Biblical defense of Trump’s Sexual Perversions !!! Can you Believe it ?! This is the Satanic Christianity of America. They openly talk about The Biblical defense of Trump’s Incest & Trump’s Pedophilia !! (2018) This is their fucking Christian Morality ! It’s their Christian Jihad ! Trump is equal to the Christian Sex Jihad of Christian Pigs = Christian Jihadists = Christian Taliban !”

ivanka_trump_nude.jpgtrump+pig.jpg

As some wise Iranians say: “You all know what they said & say about Islamists and all Muslims; so, we can talk about Trump and Christians ! You all know how they defend Arab Islamists & Saudi Arab Terrorists, but attack Iranian people who are Anti-Islamists! They even defend Arab Islamists & Arab Terrorists, but attack all Muslims and all religious people including good Muslims and good religious people who care about Iranian values = Human values. So, we all can talk about Trump and Christians and Christian Morality of their Satanic America ! But it’s not a tit for tat. We all must talk about Trump and Christians and Christian Morality of America, for the sake of the Truth and building a better world. Christian Barbarians – like Jewish Barbarians, European Barbarians and Arab Barbarians- have a long and shameful history of Barbarism and Barbarity (we will write more about it later) The so-called Dark Ages is actually The Dark Ages of Jewish Christianity in Europe. For many centuries, the West’s Christians were savage barbarians worse than ISIS / DAESH. It’s a very long story (we will write about it later) But no one can deny such historical facts. No one can deny or hide the Dark history of Christianity & Christian Barbarians in Europe and America. Even what the Christian Barbarians did in the name of their Christianity & Colonialism & Imperialism in recent centuries are among the Greatest Crimes against Humanity in history. The Savage Christians went to America as immigrants, but killed native people and occupied their lands in a barbaric way; and now these savage immigrants of America have become Anti-Immigrant & Anti-immigration !! And it’s the worse joke in human history. Trump and those stupid pigs who are immigrants or children of immigrants have become Anti-Immigrant & Anti-immigration !! , and talk about Nationalism & Patriotism !! If the American aboriginal and the real native people of America say such things, and attack European immigrants & European Barbarians like Trump who have occupied their lands and suppressed & killed native people of America in a barbaric Christian way, then it can be understandable. But the Christian Barbarians who are European immigrants to America cannot become Anti-Immigrant & Anti-immigration !! The Christian Barbarians were illegal immigrants who went from Europe to America by force and by using illegal means and inhumane means. It’s a long & sad story (we will write about it later) No one can deny such undeniable facts. But just look how these Christian Barbarians = Christian immigrants have polluted America and put children in cages, and fuck Children’s rights and fuck Human rights in a barbaric Christian way. The Satanic Christianity of America is so Barbaric and so Jewish. Their Christian morality is Trump morality ! And it’s what their own America media say in 2018 ! Just search the internet. Not only the good Americans, but even the American media & mass media talk about such issues, because now their Soup is too salty !, and even the Cook is forced to confess to it ! Now even the America media confess : Trump is a True-Believing Christian !! They even write stupid articles like It’s not Hypocritical for Christians to support Pedophiles & Donald Trump !!! (2018) Can you believe it?! In the Satanic Christianity of America, It’s not Hypocritical for Christians to support Pedophiles & Terrorists & Saudis & Islamists & Zionists & Barbarians & Donald Trump and other Evil forces !!! And it’s what their own American media say. Just search the internet. Just google for Trump Christian morality or Trump Evangelical Christian Fundamentalists etc. Just look what Americans (not Iranians or others! ) say about Trump’s evangelical supporters or Trump’s Christian supporters! American pigs like Dan Savage or John Savage defend Trump ! It’s funny that their Western name or American name is Dan Savage !! , or John Barbarian !!, or Red Devils !! Red Satan ! , Black Devil or Red Satanist ! Even their British names or American names are so Satanic and so Savage, like Dan Savage or John Savage! Just look How savage and uncultured / uncivilized they are. Which kind of animals or Who can call himself Savage or Devil ?! Only a British Barbarian = a Human-eater of UK / US ! Anyway, Trump’s Evangelical Followers or Christian Followers of Trump can show you why the good guys including America’s good guys truly say: Fuck America’s Christianity = Jewish Religion of Whores & Sodomites! Trump’s creepy behaviors are so Satanic & so Barbaric = so American & so Christian = so Jewish. All informed people know the American Catholic Church’s alliance with KKK ( Ku Klux Klan) and what the Christian Barbarians did in America in the Satanic-Christian movements like KKK ( Ku Klux Klan) All informed people know the European Catholic Church’s bid to integrate church and state, and its alliance with Fascism and Nazism. All informed people know ‘The Catholic Masons’ and The Christian Masons’ and also Jewish Christians and Zionist Christians and other Christian shits. We all know the American Racist pigs like Trump and those Jewish Christian Barbarians who defend Arab Islamists & Saudis & Zionists & Basijis and other Bad guys, but try to impose a travel ban against all Iranians or Good guys. Iranians are not stupid. They recognize dishonesty when they see or hear it ! Iranians are smart people, and that’s why all Iranians Fuck Trump & Islamists & Europe & Rouhani & other Anti-Iran Barbarians. But in America, Millions of Christian fundamentalists are Christian pigs who love Trump and Sadists & Sexual perverts ! America’s Christian morality is Trump morality. They openly say: The poor people are poor because the Jewish God is punishing the poor people for their immorality !!!! Can you believe it?! They say: God rewards faith with good health and financial success !!! So, a Corrupt Billionaire / Thief like Donald Trump must be a very faithful man !!! (2018) And it’s what US media say. Just search the internet. The American Christians have no shame and no brain, and openly say: If Trump or a Crook and Thief becomes Billionaire (because of his Thievery & his Evil acts) then He must be a very faithful man !!! (2018) Millions of Americans Believe their God Made Trump President !!! (2018) And it’s what U.S. media say. Just search the internet. They even write articles like Politics Trumps Religion: The Immorality of Christians, The Immorality of America ! , or How Religious Christians support for Trump !, or How Christian Evangelicals embraced Sexual Perverts ! , or America’s Christians and Evangelicals abandoned their Christian Principles for Trump !!!! (2018) According to US media and their own US polls, about 70 percent of Americans identify as Christian or Christian fanatic! Most of them are stupid Sheeple, Whores, Sodomites and Evil Monsters like Trump, simply because they voted for Trump, and support Trump. We Iranians know that Millions of good guys and wise people live in America, but unfortunately, they are not in the majority. Even America’s good guys are aware of this issue, and talk about it. America’s propaganda machine is worse that the Nazi Propaganda machine. But now many ask: Why so many Christians and Evangelicals support Trump ?!! … and then answer: because most of them are stupid pigs and corrupt sadists and sexual perverts who always talk about Religion and Money ! (and call it) Morality ! Trump is a symbol of America’s Satanic religious beliefs. In America, they refer to their Satanic Religions as civil religion !!!! They are so Orwellian. They refer to American savage religion or American Satanic religion as civil religion !!!, and add: Many countries have a traditional national religion (!), like Anglicanism / Cannibalism in England !!!!! (2017) It’s so laughable, but its’ not a joke ! It’s beyond a joke! It’s a reality ! Even the good Americans talk about How Americans and Christians support a stupid pig (Trump or Obama) who mainly sows hatred ! (2018) Bu since 2009, US officials have just sowed hatred, and now our Iranian reactions, the Iranian people’s reactions and the world’s reactions show that they just reap what they sow ! American Barbarians and Christian Barbarians are worse than Islamists, simply because Islamists at least don’t chant Freedom / Democracy slogans, and most of them don’t pretend that they care about Human rights or women rights or Iranian values ! Most Arab Islamists openly say that they hate Tolerance, Freedom, Democracy, Human Rights and such Iranian values ! But in America, religion is equated with Corruption, Barbarity & Hypocrisy (2018) And it’s what Americans say: The American pigs attend church, value their Satanic Bibles above all else! , and they seek to do Satan’s will more than anyone!! .. Trump has spent his life worshipping money (and) sowing hatred ! … Morality in this corrupt nation (America) is nothing but Racism, Corruption, Savagery, Bigotry (and) other Evil things ! (2018) In fact, the CIA’s Islamists and CIA’s Mullahs only try to live and behave like American pigs, Christian pigs! There’s no question that Donald Trump is a racist, sexist, fascist Bully and Barbarian. And it’s what US good guys say now : Trump called for a ban on all Muslims entering the United States, but Trump allow Arab Islamists & Savage Saudis & Arab Terrorists entering the United States, while Trump calls for a ban on all Iranian people & Good guys entering the United States ! (2018) As you all know, if we Iranians want to behave like Americans, we should say: Trump is so disgusting, and Trump’s Christianity shows that Christianity is so Satanic, so Barbaric & so disgusting ! Trump is Christianity, and Christianity is Trump ! But we Iranians are not like Americans or Barbarians. We don’t want to punish all Christians or all Americans because of their corrupt leaders and their Satanic American regime. We Iranians just hate & fuck those Christian pigs & American pigs who love and support Trump and Barbarity & Savagery & Inhumanity & Racism & Sadism. We Iranians know that the good Christians and good Americans exist, even if they are not in the majority, and even when there is not any visible sign of them in the mass media ! The Toxic Trump is a symbol of Toxic Christianity and Toxic America. Christians voted for Trump, and Christian pigs are Trump’s fans ! It’s an undeniable fact. But we Iranians know that it doesn’t mean all Christians are Bad guys or Trump’s fans, and all Christians should be punished ! We Iranians are not like Racist Americans or US Barbarians who desperately try to punish all Iranians, all children, all Muslims or all people / all nations ! And it’s a key difference. It’s just one of many key differences between Iranians and the West’s Barbarians! If we Iranians were like them, we would say that all Christians must be fucked and punished because of Trump and Christian Jihadists ! If we Iranians were like them, we would say that all Christians are pedophiles & sodomites & sadists & Terrorists like Trump ! But we Iranians are not like them. We Iranians just want to teach a little Culture and Civilization to them ! And we also want to show them that we are able to behave like them !! (Maa ham Baladim !! ) We are not stupid or blind ! If we want to behave like them, we can do it better than them! (Kheili ham Behtar az unha Baladim ! ) But we don’t want to behave like them = uncultured pigs!, because it’s part of our Great Iranian Culture & Civilization. It’s part of our Iranian Character & our Iranian Identity. It’s part of our Great Iranian Legacy, that our great & wise Iranian ancestors have bequeathed to us and to all Humans. As you know, Bequeath means: to leave the results of their knowledge and their wisdoms and their works etc for other people to use. Such a wise and great nation was Ancient Iran / Persia, who invented such concepts and such traditions like Public Bequeathing and transferring Knowledge & Wisdoms & Sciences without asking for Money or Profit / Benefit or anything Else. The world should bow down before such a Great Nation. Just look How the stupid animals -who freely used, and still use, our Iranian Sciences and our Iranian Legacy –
hide Human Sciences in their ass ! , ask for Money or Profit, or don’t allow other Humans to use or enjoy Knowledge & Sciences! They are stupid children of those European Barbarians & Human-eaters that our Iranian people made them civilized. But apparently, Inhumanity and Barbarism is part of their DNA. It’s obvious why Iranians ( = Aryans) say to these stupid animals of Europe & the West : We Iranians made you civilized (Maa Ademe-toon kardim ! ) You were stupid animals and Barbarians (Shoma keh Dakhel Adam nabudid ! ) We Iranians made you civilized Humans! (Maa Ademe-toon kardim ! ) Now you the stupid animals of the West want to make a silly gesture of Rationality or Modernity for us?! ( Hala vase maa Adam shodid / Dom Dar-ovordid ?!! ) When our Great Persia and our wise Iranian ancestors were teaching culture and civilization to you ungrateful pigs, you were very very stupid students! (Kodan !); and it took us many centuries to teach a little culture & civilization to you stupid barbarians of The West. But now, do you stupid students want to make a complete fool of yourself in front of your wise teachers ?! (Pish-e Qazi , Malagh Bazi ?! ) The West is so stupid and so uncultured. Just look how America defends Arab Islamists and Arab Terrorists ! Just look how America defends Arab Barbarians! America’s Pimp-eo says: In respect to its nuclear activities, why would we allow Iran more capability than we have permitted the United Arab Emirates and that we’re asking for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia? !! (May 2018) But we Iranians say to the CIA’s Pimps / Pigs: You allow Iran ?! You, American faggots?! You and your Mullahs are the same Little Sodomites! You American Sodomites, and your stupid Mullahs who lick your dirty Ass, are the same shit. We Iranians say to you the American Sodomites: OK, you can give to your Jew / Arab Terrorists nuclear capability or nukes, it’s none of our Business! But if you eat such shits, our Iran will do, and must do just one: Our Iran will give nuclear capability & nukes to Cuba, Venezuela & Mexico = your America’s rivals in North America & Latin America ! Our Iran even doesn’t need to ask Islamists to nuke America ! Even You American faggots know what would happen if your Arab allies = your Arab Terrorists would have nukes, and want to create the Nuclear 9/11 Attacks ! ! If you, the American Barbarians eat more shits, then our Iran must give nuclear capability & nukes toCuba, Venezuela & Mexico = your America’s rivals in North America & Latin America. But you American Barbarians who support Arab Terrorists & Arab barbarians should wait for the Nuclear 9/11 Attacks ! ! You, the American Barbarians threaten our Iran ?! You must know that our Iran, our Great Persia, is not a little state like North Korea, Israel and Arab states, or even the stupid Russia that obeys you and licks your dirty Ass! We are Iran, The Land of Aryans. We are Great Persia! We Iranians / Aryans / Persians are innovators / creators of Modern Human Civilization and Modern Human Values. We Iranians / Aryans made the West civilized ( Maa Adam-e-toon Kardim ! ) We Iranians / Persians made you, the Barbarians of the West civilized ( Maa Irani-ha Shoma Barbarha roo Adam Kardim ! ) We Iranians / Aryans gave our Great Iranian Civilization & our Iranian Sciences & our Iranian values to the West, to make the West civilized (Maa Irani-ha Shoma ro Adam Kardim !) Now you the ungrateful pigs of the West want to threaten our Iran, and to Eat shits ?! Now you the ungrateful pigs of the West want to eat Big Shits that are so bigger than your dirty mouths?! Just look How the West’s barbarians and their mass media make a fool of themselves and say: Iran and shitty Saudi Arabia are rivals !! But if they say: America and Cuba are rivals !, then it’s less laughable ! If they say: the Unites States and Venezuela are rivals ! , then it’s less laughable ! They make a fool of themselves and say the shitty & tiny Arab states are rivals of Persia / Iran ! But if we say: the Unites States and Cuba are rivals ! America and Mexico are rivals, then it would be less laughable ! It’s so obvious that even they don’t know the meaning of Rivals ! They have very low IQs! But we Iranians tell them: You are so so stupid (Kodan !) But we Iranians can use a very simple Comparative Logic, and teach you a little! So, Listen Idiots! If Persia and tiny Arab states are rivals, then with the same logic, America and tiny Cuba are rivals, too! If the Unites States and Venezuela are rivals !, then with the same logic, Iran and the shitty Arab states are rivals ! If Iran / Persia and the stupid shithole of Saudi Arabia are rivals ! , then with the same logic, the Unites States and Mexico are rivals ! America and Venezuela are rivals ! Britain and Bahrain are rivals ! France and Egypt are rivals ! .. Now USA helps Arab Islamists! Now USA reminds many of USSR & Soviets and when Soviets helped Cuba! But even Soviets were not as stupid & shameless as America, and didn’t said: America and Cuba are rivals ! But If you want to use The America Logic, you should give Cuba or Venezuela nukes and Everything to threaten America & US interests, and then you can simply say: It’s none of our Business ! It’s a Historical issue between America and Cuba ! .. America and Cuba are rivals !, and It’s none of our Business ! It’s a historical issue between two neighbors !! The American Barbarians should know that We Iranians are able to use The America Logic ! , if we want ! America must stop Eating shit, and making a complete fool of America! Do they think we Iranians are as stupid as their own stooges ( = Islamists, marxists, masons etc) ?! If they threaten our Iran, we will make them regret it; and our Iran will give all advanced weapons & nuclear capability & nukes to Cuba, Venezuela and all rivals of America ! They talk about Iran’s presence in the Region ! = our presence in our own Region = our own Home ! They talk about Iran’s presence in the World ! = our presence in our own Planet Earth ! We Iranians warn America and the West of ‘very severe consequences’, if they continue to make a fool of themselves in this way ! We Iranians say to all Barbarians: Our Iran’s presence in all part of our own Planet Earth is none of your Business ! You can go to hell, and fuck yourself !, if you don’t like it ! We Iranians don’t care that you Barbarians like it or not ! Our Iran must have a strong presence in all part of our own Planet Earth – from Asia and Europe to Africa and America ! We Iranians don’t repeat the mistakes of 17th century to 19th century. Many things should be said about the European Barbarians and How we Iranians, Indians, Chinese and other civilized people allowed European Barbarians to have a presence in our Asia and in all part of our Planet Earth, and to plunder our people (= all humans) in all countries (we will write about it later) But today is another day. The West must go to hell, and fuck itself. The West must be punished for all its great crimes against humanity in recent centuries. We Iranians have a very Strong Logic. But if we want to use the shitty logic of America or UK, we can say: Iran must have its leverage. And Iran must many leverages, in every part of Europe and the West ! When America and the West create DAESH / ISIS and all Arab Terrorists & Islamists Barbarians to hurt Iran and other nations = the entire world, then our Iran must have all kinds of militias and proxies in the World, the entire world, specially at the Heart of Europe and at the Heart of America ! When the America and West are such stupid & Anti-Iran Barbarians, our Iran must have all kinds of militias and proxies in the entire world, specially at the Heart of Europe & America! You stupid barbarians talk about our presence in our own Religion ?!! Mullahs are your stupid stooges, and serve your evil interests. But we Iranians know what National Interests and Iran’s interests and the Good guys’ interests mean ! The World, that our wise Iranian ancestors made it civilized, belongs to Iranians and all Good guys, not to the Barbarians of the West ! It’s so clear, and so simple ! Now all Iranians say such things in all public & privates places of Iran. Do you think our Iranian people are as stupid as your stupid Barbarians of the West & your Arabs /Jews ?!! When we see what ordinary people of Iran say in recent days, and how ordinary people of Iran express their anger, and actually their Greatness, then we and you have no choice but to say: How Great the Iranian people are ! How Brave and Civilized the Iranian people are! It’s so obvious why Iranians says to the fucking America & West: The World, that our Iranian ancestors and our allies made it civilized, belong to us & all Good guys, not to you the stupid Barbarians of the West. All Good guys are with the wise people & brave people of Persia, and want to put an end to the Evil Empire of the West, simply because all Good guys are pro-Truth, pro-Good, pro-Decency, pro-Dignity, pro-Humanity, pro-Human values & pro-Civilization = pro-Iranian values. All good guys hate Trump so much. All good guys hate Trump’s America so much. All good guys hate The West’s Bullies & Barbarians so much. Now even America’s good guys say: How Much of a Racist, Sexist Bully Trump Is ! (2018) Trump and his Christian supporters remind many of Mullahs and Slaves of Religions. But the worst kind of Slaves of Religions are Christian supporters of Trump. Slaves of Religions are so dangerous. Slaves of Ideology = Slaves of Satan = Slaves of Religion = Slaves of Evil Empire are exactly like America’s Christian supporters of Trump, Rouhanis and Islamists and Marxists and other Masons who think Everything is Kashk !, because their own Religion is Kashk ! = their own Ideology is Kashk ! ( x is Kashk means : x is Big Lie or Bad Joke) Today, Mullahs and Islamists / Basijis use the British Logic / America Logic, because they think Everything is Kashk !, because their own Arab Islam is Kashk ! Today, Islamists and Mullahs and Masons and other Masonic / Islamic stupid bastards say: Russia, UK or France betrays Everything and does Evil acts, only because they just care about their own interests; And it’s Politics; It’s not a Bad thing !!!! (2018) Mullahs, Islamic leaders, Basijis and Islamists say such British Crap in their Mullah TV (IRIB) and in their fucking Islamic media in 2018 ! Can you believe it?! Slaves of Religion = Basjis = Islamic Masons = Slaves of Ideology = Islamists say in their fucking Islamic TV (IRIB) : UK, USA and Trump betray this or that, and do Evil acts because they just care about their own interests; And it’s Politics (!!) It’s not a Bad thing (!!) Both America and Arab Islamists do the same things !! ‘ (2018) Can you believe it ?! They themselves confess that both Great Satan and its Islamists use the same British tactics & British Logic / Masonic Logic / Satanic Logic ! But we Iranians say to Mullahs/ Masons and all stupid bastards and all Slaves of Ideology: Is this your fucking Islam, your fucking Religion ?! A Thief commits the crime or the act of thieving (the act of stealing things) only because thieves just care about their own interests ! So according to your shitty British logic, thieving is not a bad thing, and thief is not bad guy! This is your fucking Islam, or your Satanic Islam of Arabs, or your British Islam ?! A Killer commits the crime or the act of killing only because killers just care about themselves and their own interests ! So according to your shitty British logic = Barbaric Logic, Killing is not a bad thing, and Killer is not a bad guy! This is your fucking Arab Islam of Arab Thieves & Killers. A Pedophile or Rapist commits the crime or the act of Raping / Pedophilia only because these sick pigs think they just care about themselves and their own interests! So according to your shitty American logic = Satanic logic, Rape is not a bad thing, and Rapist is not a bad guy! The CIA’s Islamists and Islamic Mother-fuckers and MI6’s Mullahs and The West and its killers and thieves cannot justify themselves by saying : We just care about our own interests, our religious interests or national interests, and that’s why we kill other people, and steal their money and rape them and plunder them etc ! It’s the Logic of Nazis & Tazis. It’s the Logic of Barbarians & Killers & Rapists. It’s the Logic of the West & America & Masons. But it’s so informative and so disgusting that the fucking Arab Islam and the fucking Islamic leaders, Mullahs and Islamists use such British Logic to defend the West and their Western Master = Arbab ! Now you all can understand why we Iranians piss & spit at their Arab Islam & Islamic Ideology – that use such a shitty British Logic / Satanic Logic to justify itself and its Western Master = Arbab ! It’s obvious why Iranians say to Mullahs / Islamists: Defending and Aiding Trump & UK & Imperialists & Colonialists & Barbarians with such a shitty British Logic is your fucking Islam ?! Fuck your Religion, Fuck your Islam. You Islamic Leaders Eat shits! (Goh Mikhorid) You Islamic Leaders Eat British shits! Those British Thieves that commit the crime or the act of thieving (the act of stealing our properties) only because thieves just care about their own interests are good guys or ordinary people ?!!! Fuck your Arab Islam = British Islam = Jewish Islam of Arabs = Satanic Islam of Arab Thieves. In fact, it’s so obvious that their Arab Islam is a Satanic cult to serve the West’s interests. Today, all sane people can see The Death of Arab Islam. After the Islamic Turkmenchay, even stupid animals can see The Death of Islamic Ideology, and why Iranians telling Mullahs to ‘Go to hell ! Islamic Traitors = Rouhanis and Islamists constitute an important piece of the Trump game plan on Iran. Trump, Rouhani (Islamists), and Europe (Masons) are the same Evil forces, who work for the same Mafia. In fact, Rouhani and Islamists are CIA soldiers or Trump’s aids. Their fucking Islamic Battle is The Battle for British Islam ! ! , and it’s what their own UK’s Islamists say ! Just search the internet, and see what they say about The Battle for British Islam! In fact, Rouhani’s Jihad or Rouhani’s Battle is nothing but The Battle for British Islam! . Now in 2018, many talk about the Love story of “Mullahs of Bahrain & UK !! How UK defends both Bahrain’s Arab Dictator & Bahrain’s Mullah ! But Arab Sunnis and Arab Mullahs are slaves & stooges of The UK and USA = Masons. The British misinformation campaign, like the CIA’s misinformation campaign, desperately try to protect Rouhanis and British Islam. But now even their own stupid animals = regime’s fans talk about the British Mullahs like Mullah Jikak or Sayyid Jikak, or a British Spy –
Jikak – who became a Mullah / Ayatollah. What The British Spy or British Ayatollah (Jikak) said was exactly like what Rouhani and Khamenei say now! And it’s what their own Basijis and Basiji media say ! In fact, the soup is too salty, and even stupid animals confess to it ! Today, the UK Ayatollah Jikak (Khamenei) issues British Fatwas in The Battle for British Islam! In fact, the UK’s Islamic Regime of British Mullahs is an Anti-Iranian regime that is full of Arabs & Ajnabi & British Spies & Mullah Jikak ( = Rouhani & Khamenei & Larijani & Salehi & Iraq-chi & Zarif etc) The fucking Islamic battle is The Battle for British Interests. Today, Javad Jikak (Zarif, Larijani etc), Hassan Jikak (Rouhani), Ali Jikak (Khamenie, Larijani etc) are Hajj Jikak (Hajj Ghasem, Janati etc) and many other Arab & Ajnabi Spies of Islamic Regime & Islamic Turkmenchay just show and reveal the true face of Arab Islam and the true meaning of Islamic Ideology. After 1400 years, all sane people and all Iranians can see the truths. It’s so important. It’s so obvious why Islamism is at a ‘dead end’ in Iran, and why even stupid animals confess to it, and say Rouhanis = Mullahs and their Islamic Ideology are at a ‘dead end’ in Iran’ ! In recent centuries, since Safavid era, Satan’s agents called themselves Men of God, and then tried to hurt and betray Iran and Iranians. Today it’s clear who was their Master / Arbab, and who was behind them. Today, we all can see How America helps & defends Arab Islamists & Arab Islamic Dictators & Arab Islamic Terrorists. America is really a Satanic & Jihadi county like or worse than Islamic State (ISIS / DAESH) and Saudi Atabia. KKK ( Ku Klux Klan) is a symbol of Christian Jihadis and Christian Barbarians in America. In fact, KKK ( Ku Klux Klan) is American DAESH / ISIS, and worse than ISIS. The KKK ( Ku Klux Klan) were Christian DAESH / ISIS, and The Birth of a Barbarian Nation. The Birth of a Savage Nation in America. They created One Nation Under Satan! The Christianity of Trump is the Christianity of Satan = the Christianity of The KKK ( Ku Klux Klan) We Iranians know America’s History, America’s Barbarity, Christian Savagery, and Christian Barbarians and their dark & shameful Christian History well, and we Iranians have many things to say (we have already written about part of them (check Archive) and we will write more about such issues later) We just say such things because The West’s stupid bastards think we Iranians don’t know them and their History and their Christian Barbarians, Christian Racist Pigs, and Christian immorality and Christian Barbarity, Christian Slavery, Christian Sadism and Christian Satanism! We know which Christians see themselves as Sheep who need Shepard !! These Christians openly say: Christians are Sheep, who need Shepard ! Of course, even if you don’t know history, then Trump and Trump supporters can show you Christian ethics and Christian norms / standards !! Now even the good Americans write articles like ‘Jesus, Trump, and American Morality’ !!, and truly say: Under Trump, America’s Christians are rewriting their Satanic code of Christian ethics !! (2018) They know Why Evangelicals Support Trump, Despite His Immorality ! (2018) They know Why Christians Support Trump, Despite His Barbarity & his Immorality !! (2018) And that’s why they say: Fuck Christianity of America ! Trump and America are going to hell ! (2018) Just search the internet, and see what the real Good guys of the World say. They sarcastically ask: ” How Can America’s Christians Glorify the Godless Trump ?!! (2018) They know American Paradoxes. Millions of Americans Believe their God Made Trump President !!! (2018) Their god is Satan ! The child separation policy, and America ‘zero tolerance’ policy for Humanity & Kindness & Human values just show America’s true colors. Children crying after being forcibly separated from their parents remind you of Nazi Germany and reveal American Barbarity . Look at those kids in the cages. If we were like millions of Americans & their Racist media & their Fascist leaders, then we would say: America is a savage Nation. American is an uncivilized nation. America is a Barbarian Nation; American people are Savage Barbarians in the modern clothing ! But we are not like them, and we know that millions of Americans are good guys and wise people who hate Trump & American Barbarians and American Barbarism. As you know, after all Western barbarities and all Western betrayals and all Racist acts & Sadistic acts of the West, we Iranians have changed our attitudes towards the West and other Anti-Iran Barbarians. When a new-born country, like the United States, that immigrants have created it become such a Racist & Fascist & Anti-Immigrant & Anti-Human shit-hole, and their Christian Fascists want to make their Racism & Barbarism & Imperialism great again, by hurting other nations and by violating Human rights and by waging wars and by Bullying & barbarity and other Satanic-Sadistic methods, then it’s obvious that we Iranians don’t remain silent or indifferent. The stupid barbarians and immigrants of a new-born country, who have destroyed and killed the native people of America in a barbaric way and then occupied their lands, now talk about Nationalism and Imperialism?!! The Savage slave-holders who created the Savagery of Slavery and the Barbarity of Slave Trade in America now want to lecture / bullshit us about Morality and Moral values of their Satanic Religion ?!! Do American’s stupid barbarians –
whose main job was sucking Cow dicks & Cow milks (!), and officially called themselves Cow boys ! – now think Cow boys or Cow shits or Cows were great civilized blah blah ?!! It’s obvious when stupid parvenus and uncultured upstarts become so shameless and eat shits & extra shits, and threaten our Great Iran, the Cradle of Civilization & Culture, then we Iranians fuck them, and we Iranians crush America & American Barbarians. If they show and prove that they are stupid Bad guys and Barbarians who want to bully other nations, then we Iranians will crush America, and we Iranians will send America to Trashcan of history, to Garbage-can of human history. We Iranians know that millions of Good guys and wise people live in America, and they truly say: Fuck Trump & Fuck America’s Christianity = Satanic Religion of Whores & Barbarians & Pedophiles like Trump ! They know that the main issue is beyond the corruption of Religion by politics ! America, Arabs, Mullahs, Jews, Islamists and Christians and Masons show that the main issue is beyond The corruption of Religion by politics! Their Semitic religions have many many fundamental problems. Most things in such Satanic / Semitic religions are fake things, like the fake nose and the fake boobs of Ivanka Trump & Malenia Trump ! Trump’s whores, Ivanka Trump & Malenia Trump have had many Plastic surgeries, including nose job and boobs job and pussy job and many other jobs ! Now if you google for Ivanka Trump plastic surgery before and after, you can find many good photos about Trump’s Fake Face & Trump’s Fake Reality!”.

Ivanka-Trump-Nose-Job-Before-and-After-Pictures.jpgIvanka-Trump-plastic-surgery-before-and-after.jpg

As some wise Iranians say: “Plastic surgery is what all Hollywood whores do! Plastic surgery is what most Hollywood celebrities do, but how many people are aware of such issues ?! Many many people even don’t know Ivanka Trump plastic surgery, or Malenia Trump plastic surgery, and how Americans convert a shit into a celebrity or a politician with plastic surgery! Ivanka Trump was a shit that became a Porn whore or Hollywood whore after a lot of Plastic surgeries! In fact, as the witty guys say, they have wasted billions of dollars on Ivanka Trump and her many Plastic surgeries to make her a plastic whore with a fake face and fake boobs and other fake things! Malenia Trump is not American; Malenia Trump is an illegal immigrant; If you see her first photos, you can see that Malenia Trump was beautiful, before going to America. She had natural beauty of a young innocent & beautiful girl. But in America, after many Plastic surgeries and many prostitute / porn jobs, Malenia Trump became a stupid whore and a disgusting Witch / Bitch, with a fake face (ugly face) and fake boobs and other fake things ! Trump and America are exactly like Arab Islam and Islamic regime of Mullahs, that means they are fake things, with a lot of fake gestures and fake slogans and fake principles. In these days, many talk about Thousands of children locked up in cages in America ! American pigs defend the Nazi policy of Trump and Trump’s Child Concentration Camps, aka Trump Camps = Nazi Camps of Trump ! But the Good guys sarcastically say to American pigs: Oh, yah, Don’t Compare Trump’s Child Concentration Camps with Nazi Camps , because Trump’s Camps are worse than Nazi Camps! God Bless Nazis ! Compared to Trump, Nazis were saints! Even Nazis didn’t have Child Concentration Camps!, and didn’t separate children or Jewish children in such a public Barbaric Farce. Trump’s act of state terrorism against Children are worse than Nazis. Locking Up Children in Cages just show that America is a very Barbarian & Backward country, worse than Nazi Germany and Tazi DAESH / ISIS. The fucking American values are Barbaric values and Satanic values that Locking Up Children in Cages = Locking Up Human Rights in Cages = Locking Up Freedom & Democracy & Humanity & other Human values in Cages. It’s obvious why all sane people say: Fuck America, and Fuck American values = Trump’s values ! Now the good Americans have created good campaigns like : Make The Donald Drumpf again: deport Trump ! It’s a very good and important campaign: Yah, deport Trump ! This stupid Barbarian Donald Drumpf / Trump is a Nazi German whore who comes from a Satanic shithole like Nazi Germany. The good campaigns like deport Trump ! actually means deport Christian Pedophiles like Trump ! If they deport a Christian Basji like Trump, then they can deport other Basijis, Mullahs, Arab Islamists, Jewish pigs and Christian pigs who have polluted America and the entire world. So, deport Trump and all Christian Perverts like Trump ! It’s the first step in the right direction. Arab Islamists, Jewish pigs and Christian pigs have polluted America and the West. Now in 2018 / 2017, their own media report: Pedophilia Is The New Normal in the West !!!! Can you believe it ?! Just look how the American mass media has provided sympathy for pedophiles !! Now American pigs and American media openly and shamelessly write about their Pedophile Crusade ! = Pedophile Jihad ! As you know, the Christians refer to their Jihad as Crusade. In fact, The Christian Jihad is called Crusade, But now the Christian pigs defend their Sex Crusade and Pedophile Crusade, by saying, for instance: ‘My name is Todd Nickerson, and I’m an American pedophile (!!!) Does that surprise you? (!!!) We Americans want To confess a sexual attraction to innocent children (!!!!) We Americans use child po-r-n-ography (!!!!) .. We Americans touch children se-x-ually (!!!) .. We Americans are the monster you think (!!!!) .. we American pedophiles are child molesters, and we are proud of it (!!!)’ ! Can you believe it ?! This is their American values! And this is not the first time that the American mass media has provided sympathy for pedophiles !!! If you google for Trump American sympathy for pedophiles you can find many things about this issue. The Christian pigs = sick Pigs defend Trump & Pedophiles ! The Christian Pigs are Anti-Human monsters = Evil men, Evil forces. Trump is just their leader, and the tip of their ice berg ! But it’s important to note that The American pedophiles say that their attraction to little children began when they themselves were molested as a child ! It’s a key point, and a Jewish tradition. The Savages Jews & Christians rape children, and then these children become rapists and pedophiles in the future, to take revenge and to feed their mental complexes & mental diseases. It’s exactly like the se-xual obsessions/ addictions and pervert nature of Arab Islamists, Mullahs, Basijis, Masons and other CIA / MI6 agents. It reminds many of the Jewish nature of Hollywood, and the Jewish traditions of Masons & CIA / MI6 Projects – in which they try to make children psychopaths or monsters by using pedophilia, sodomy, rape and other evil things. Such children become monstrous adults, and work as journalists or Islamists / Basijis or religious fanatics or mullahs / priests / rabbis or cult leaders or Monarchists / Pahlavists or Rajavists or Terrorists or Jewish Marxists like Noam Chomsky and Zizek. The Satanic Christianity of America and the Satanic Islam of Arabs are the same shit. Both are Jewish cults. They are sexy cults, based on sex obsession/ addiction and perversion. Just imagine that you tell yourself – from morning to night- that you should not eat delicious foods; and you should eat shits or shitty foods because delicious foods are evil things, and eating delicious foods is a great sin and blah blah. Only after your death, you will go to a place (or a restaurant ! ) that is full of delicious foods, and you can eat all kinds of delicious foods from morning to night !, but only after your death ! So, it’s obvious that you just create an obsession in your mind. In fact, your mind is completely filled with thoughts of one particular thing : delicious foods ! You cannot think of any thing else ! You just think the whole life and all meaning of life is one particular thing: Food or delicious food ! It’s so obvious that if the wise people see you and your stupid & desperate condition, they only tell you: Hey idiot, go and eat delicious foods as much as you want, and then get rid of this silly basic need that has fucked your mind ! Hey idiot !, please Go and Eat delicious foods; choke yourself with delicious foods ! Only when you eat delicious foods, you can understand that even delicious foods can be so disgusting and so silly. When you don’t eat any delicious foods, you think Everything is Delicious food ! Even Your God becomes Delicious food ! But when you eat some delicious foods, you suddenly understand that eating food is just a basic need, and you cannot eat a lot of delicious foods because very soon you hate and disgust all kinds of foods and delicious foods! At first, you are so hungry and think you will eat all delicious foods- from morning to night ! Even your Heaven / Paradise is a place in which you will eat all delicious foods- from morning to night !! You think in such a silly way, because you are so hungry, stupid or so inexperienced; you have not eaten any delicious foods, so you don’t know what it means or how it works or how you will hate delicious foods soon ! , if you eat it from morning to night ! (Avalesh Hers mizani ! .. chon Ablahi & Bi-Tajrobeh, Nadid-Padid & Bi-Maqz ! ) But when you experience it and eat it and think that you are free to eat it from morning to night, then after some hours, days, weeks or months (depend on your IQ & Talents) you suddenly start to hate it !, and then you hate it so much ! And this is the story of all Basic needs – from foods to Sex and other things. It’s The story of Human needs & Hierarchy of Needs (for more info, check Archive) The stupid animals / Basijis / Islamists and all Religious fanatics don’t know that the story of Sex is exactly like the story of delicious foods and other Basic needs. They have obsessions and mental complex with Sex. They see Sex as a Delicious food, and their story is exactly like the above short story. These stupid animals don’t know that their cults / religions have created such obsessions and mental complexes inside their minds simply because their Jeiwish cults want to make them sick slaves and to control their minds and their life and to enslave them. The Arab Islam = Jewish Religion is just a virus or microbe that pollutes men’s minds and women’s minds. The Arab Islam and all Jewish Religions just pollute the minds of people with sex and other kinds of obsessions and mental complex. They actually worship sex, and think sex is Everything ! – as a stupid person who is so hungry thinks that Food is Everything ! But you just tell them: Hey idiots, why are you so hungry ?! and why you keep yourself so hungry ?!! You keep yourself so hungry, and you refuse to eat foods, because you want to forget foods and to get rid of thinking about foods ?!!! But in this way, you stupid animals (Akhe Heyvan-e Masghang / Kodan ! ) just create an obsession about foods in your sick minds! But if you live like a normal person, and when you are not hungry, and you don’t have any obsessions with foods, then you can easily forget foods and you easily get rid of thinking about foods, because you have many other important things to think about ! , and you eat foods only when you like, or when it’s so necessary or vital ! (depend on your IQ and also your taste / views / lifestyle etc) The only useful thing/ advice that you can say to All Islamists and Jewish / Christian fanatics and all members of Cults & Religions is : Go and see a good doctor / psychiatrist, and cure your obsessions with sex, and all your religious obsessions and your mental complexes and all your mental diseases; and then, Go and live like a Human ! (Boro mesl-e Adam zendegi kon ! ) When Cultist, Islamists and other Religious pigs / fanatics don’t cure themselves, they become monsters and sadists and perverts who create many Satanic things / Evil things – from Islamic Turkmenchay & Islamic Thievery & Islamic Treasons & Islamic Corruptions to a sexy Jewish & Islamic cult like Sexy Islam & Sexy Islamists of Turkey & DAESH / Arabia! If you search the internet, and google for ‘Sexy Islam & Sexy Islamists Turkey’, you can see the shameful pictures of those Islamic sluts & porn stars who called themselves Islamists or Islam-lovers or very Religious Religion-lovers !! They are exactly like the Religious whores of America. In fact, all of them are Masonic whores, Jewish whores or Religious whores of Semitic Religions = Satanic Religions. All of them are like British Masons or Jewish whores like Putin = Trump = Rouhani = British Queen ! All of them are slaves of ideological systems / Satanic systems. They are like the disillusioned members of ideological systems who can see that their ideology is Kashk ( = their ideology is Bad Joke/ Big Lie) but they think that ‘Ideology is Kashk’ means: Everything is Kashk! Human values are Kashk! or Good is Kashk! (As we said before) the disillusioned members of ideological systems can easily become whores, spies, stooges etc. Ideological systems are really Satanic things, and Slaves of Ideology are so dangerous (we have already written about Slaves of Ideology; check Archive) Slaves of Ideology = Slaves of Satan = Slaves of Religion = Slaves of Evil Empire are exactly like Rouhani, Trump, Putin and Islamists and Marxists / Masons who think Everything is Kashk !, because their own Religion is Kashk ! = their own Ideology is Kashk ! ( x is Kashk means : x is Big Lie or Bad Joke) Trump is a Religious whore and a Religious leaders of Religious Christian Cows. But Trump thinks Everything is Kashk !, because their Christianity is Kashk ! Now a Religious cow or a mad Cow like Donald Trump who suffers from Mad Cow Disease is America’s leader ! It’s beyond all jokes ! The American cows say: The Jewish God himself has chosen Trump to be president !!! (2018) The American cows = Christian cows of America even say: America is a truly Christian nation (!) .. and Trump is a truly Christian President (!!) Trump (is) the rise of Christian nationalism ( exactly like Hitler and Mussolini !! ) …The Jewish God has “chosen” America as a special people (!!!) … The Jewish God intervenes directly in American political affairs (!!!) … Trump is nothing but a vessel for Jewish God’s will (!!!!) Can you believe it ?! Such stupid pigs live in America and vote for Trump ! They use terms like Biblical or Religious or Christian to defend American Barbarism & Imperialism & Sadism ! Even the good Americans talk about such stupid pigs, in articles like Meet the Christians who Love Trump ! The Christian pigs say that America defends Arab Dictators! America is for Dictatorship; The Jewish God is a Dictator, too! Therefore, the Jewish God must privilege the US !!! And it’s exactly like what Islamists say about their Arab Islam! In fact, Basij = DAESH / ISIS is exactly like Evangelical Christians of America! Even the good Americans write articles like Exposing America’s Barbarians : Evangelical Christians ! (2018) They even make funny Reality jokes, and say: American people are stupid people who acknowledge Jesus with their words, and deny him through their lifestyle !! They know that Trump and the religious Americans are stupid pigs who preach the importance of traditional family values, but practice Incest, Pedophilia, Rape, Sodomy, adultery and other Christian family values !! Now in 2018, the West’s good guys truly say: The west’s religious people feel the need to impose their beliefs on another. Especially in America. Especially with regard to evangelical Christians .. the religious Americans are stupid pigs who say: immoral leaders can govern ethically !!! (2018) And it’s not a joke. Just search the internet, and see How the Christian pigs say: America’s immoral leaders can govern ethically !!! (2018) They actually say: Pedophiles help children ethically !! Rapists help women ethically !! They grabbing women by the pussy in their Church and their Christian Religion !, because they want to help women ethically !! , and that’s why they love Trump ethically !! In fact, these stupid animals even don’t know what is Ethics, or what Ethics means ! They think Rape, Incest and Pedophilia are ethical things, because Incest and Pedophilia are American family values !! = Jewish values! Many things should be said about Americans allowing for the normalization of child sexual abuse ― that’s Evangelicals ! Now the Savage Jews and American pigs call for the normalization of Pedophilia and Raping little children in America! And it’s an important issue that the good guys of America talk about it (and we will write about it later) In America, the religious Christian Barbarians of America and their medieval ideology are called Evangelical Christians ! Racism, Sadism, Savagery, Sodomy, Incest and Pedophilia are Evangelical things! In fact, Evangelical and Jewish and Christian are synonym terms in America. Separation of church and state is bullshit, that means: In America, Separation of Religion and Politics is bullshit. Now in 2018, even Americans talk about this issue, and say: In America, All Politics is Religion ! In fact, they are exactly like Mullahs, their Mad Mullahs ! Most of the American voters are stupid pigs who vote for religious beliefs and religious perverts like Trump ! The Christian Ayatollahs = Fundamentalist Christians = The Christian Taliban are behind Trump and all Politics in America ! And it’s what Americans say in 2018 ! But the Christian pigs are worse than Ayatollahs. Ayatollahs are Anti-Iranian pigs, and Anti-Iran shits, who want to make Arabs great again ! = to make Anti-Iran Barbarians great again ! Since 1979, what the Mullahs have done is nothing but: make Arabs great again ! , and that’s why a very stupid shithole like Dubai and UAE became superficially modern with our Iranian money and our Iranian invests in the past 40 years, but our Iranian modern cities of our Persian Gulf (which most of them are great & Ancient cities of Iran / Persia) – including Dezful, Susa, Siraf, Abadan, Khoramshar, Bandar Abbass, Bushehr, Ahvaz and all great cities of our Persian Gulf (Southern Iran) were ruined and destroyed and abandoned in the past 40 years, as a courtesy of Mullahs and Arab Islam !! Ayatollahs are Anti-Iran, Anti-Patriot, or Anti-Nationalist ! Our great Iranian people in great cities of our Persian Gulf – including Abadan, Khoramshar, Bandar Abbass, Bushehr, Ahvaz, Dezful, Susa, Siraf and all great cities of our Persian Gulf (Southern Iran) should suffer from many dreadful problems – from air pollution, water pollution and all kinds of Islamic pollutions and Arab pollutions / Arab poisons- simply because the CIA’s Mullahs and the CIA’s Basjis want to hurt Iran & Iranians, and to make Savage Arabs & Arab shithole states great again !! It’s has been their main mission since 1979. The CIA’s Islamic Revolution of Mullahs was a Satanic Plot to hurt Iran & Iranians, and to help Savage Arabs ( = Arab piss-eaters) and to develop Arab shitholes of Arab shit-eaters ! It’s a very long & important story (we will write more about it later) Even stupid animals know that Ayatollahs are Anti-Iran, Anti-Patriot, or Anti-Nationalist ! But Trump signals Christian Racism & Christian Nationalism & Christian Fascism for his racist religious advocates! Trump and his Christian morals reflect the Barbaric & Satanic nature of America Christianity! The American pigs talk about The Christian Taliban’s Willful Faith in Trump ! (2018), and say: Trump is gaga for prayer and deeply interested in the Bible !!! , (that’s why Trump is gaga for Incest & Pedophilia, and deeply interested in Rape and Sexual Perversions !!! ) It’s not hypocritical for Christians to support Donald Trump !!! (Because Fraud, rape, sodomy, incest and pedophilia are Christian values !!! ) The American Christians & Satanists say: we need a moral compass in the country !! and Trump is a moral compass in America !! (2018) A Racist Rapist & Pedophile (Trump) is a moral compass in America ! And it’s not a joke. Trump is the role model of morality and the nation’s leader !!!, Christian pigs say. Many many Christians are stupid pigs. Christians should apologize, and then Christians must denounce and withdraw their religious support for Trump. Otherwise, Christians are stupid pigs; Christians are stupid Barbarians like Trump. If Christians love and support a Racist Rapist & Pedophile, then it does make them stupid Barbarians. All Slaves of Ideology = Slaves of Satan = Slaves of Religion = Slaves of Evil Empire are exactly the same shit. Today, we all can see How The Lefts, The West and Europe help & defend Islamic Tyranny & Turkmenchay. Today, we all can see who are Slaves of Ideology, and who are Liars and Charlatans, and why Slaves of Religion are nothing but Slaves of the West or Slaves of the Evil. Today, the Evil, the West and America are synonyms. Today if you want to name the three top threats to Freedom & Democracy in Iran and the world, then the short but pointed answer is clear : “America, America, America stooges” ! And as you know, America stooges are Rouhanis / Mullahs, Basijis / Islamists / Rajavists, Lefts / Marxists, Arab Islamists / Zionists, , Islamic Dictators, Secular Dictators, Monarchists and other Mercenaries. Today everything is clear. Today we all should think about Tomorrow, ie when the UN or the Evil Empire or America is dead, and the world needs an alternative; when American Democracy is dead, and people need an alternative; when Islamic Ideology and all Jewish Ideologies & Western Ideologies are dead, and people need an alternative; when Religion is dead, and people need an alternative. We all can see what has happened to The West, to Europe or to America! , and what is their shitty alternative to Religion. A new kind of Slavery is their alternative to Religion! But a secular Slavery & Stupidity is like or worse than Religion. A Godless Slavery & Stupidity is worse than Religion. Godless sheeple or Godless slaves have no hope, and also no clear values, no principles, no morality, no ethics, and no real wisdom or rationality. Godless slaves are actually Slaves of Ideology, but their ideology is Nihilism and Inhuman-ism other kind of Modern Barbarism. Barbarians, Masons and other stupid bastards of the West could not and cannot create any good alternatives to anything. But in the Land of Aryans (Iran), we have very good alternatives to Religion & many other things. Our wise Iranian ancestors were good and wise people who invented / created Human values and Human Civilization. In thousand years ago, Our wise Iranian ancestors said to all Slaves of Religion: hey idiots, you say that your religion is a good religion; but what is the main goal of a Good Religion? what is the final goal of a Good Religion ? Even your religious leaders and your Saints and all good religious leaders & prophets say that the final goal and the main goal is nothing but: to become Human (to become Good guy), and to live like a real Human ( = Adam budan / Adam Shodan ) Who can deny this ? But do you do good things & civilized things because of God’s Hell and Heaven (Paradise) ?! Do you care about moral values and moral things and (Human values) because of God’s penalties or God’s rewards ?! But idiots, the stupid Slaves of Religion, you don’t want to be a good guy or real human (Nemikhahid Adam Bashid ), if God’s Hell and Heaven don’t exist ?! You don’t want to live like a good guy or real human (Nemikhahid mesl-e Adam zendegi konid ), if God’s Hell and Heaven = God’s penalties & God’s rewards don’t exist ?! The main goal or final goal of a real Religion is that even if God and his Hell and Heaven don’t exist (Agar Behesht & Jahanami vojud nadasht), then you still want to live like a Good guy or real human (because you know its benefits and its good results etc) Hey idiots, the stupid Slaves of Religion, if you want to reach the Highest level of Spiritual Awareness & God awareness, you should live like a real human without thinking or waiting for God’s rewards or God’s penalties; and you should be a Good guy and a nice human, even if God’s Hell and Heaven didn’t exist (Agar Behesht & Jahanami vojud nadasht) Hey idiots, the stupid Slaves of Religion, if you just care about God’s rewards or God’s penalties, then you are a stupid businessman or a charlatan / hypocrite, not a good guy. If you just dream about Heaven as a Holy Whorehouse in which you can sleep with holy whores (houris), then you are a stupid whore, not a good guy. Even if you are a Religious Saint who can walk on water, then you are just a small mote or a small chip of wood ! (Bar Aab ravi .. Khasi Bashi !) Even if you are a Religious Saint who can fly and move through the air, then you are just a small fly / insect ! (Dar Hava Pari .. Magasi Bashi !) Hey idiots, the stupid Slaves of Religion, you are stupid animals. People or humans reach the Highest level of Enlightenment & the Highest level of Salvation when they live like a Good guy or real human without thinking about God’s penalties or God’s rewards or Hell & Heaven; or when they live like a Good guy or real Human, even if Prophets and God didn’t exist (Agar Khoda & Peyqambari vojud nadasht), and even if God’s Hell and Heaven don’t exist (Agar Behesht & Jahanami vojud nadasht) Such a good & wise people the Ancient Iranians were. They said such wise words in thousands years ago. It’s the wise words of all Iranian Aref / Orafa / Sufis and real Religious People in Iran. Such a wise people. In our Iran / Persia, such wise people were called the Close Friends of God = those who reached the Highest level of Enlightenment & the Highest level of Salvation. You can easily find such wise words in the Persian Literature, and many good books & main books of The Persian Literature. Such facts are not hidden acts, and all Iranians and informed people are aware of them. All those people who know the Persian Culture, the Persian Language, the Persian Literature and the Persian gifts to mankind are aware of such facts. We Iranians ask all people and all humans to think more about such Iranian values and such Persian wise words : Don’t you want to be a good guy or real human (Nemikhahid Adam Bashid ! ), if God’s Hell and Heaven don’t exist ?! Don’t you want to live like a good guy or real human (Nemikhahid mesl-e Adam zendegi konid ! ), if God & Hell and Heaven = God’s penalties & God’s rewards don’t exist ?! …. What was or is The main goal of Religion? What was or is the Final goal of a real Religion, a good Religion? Think about it ( We write more about it later) Like the ancient times, the Iranian solutions or Iranian alternatives can save the mankind again. Like the ancient times, the Iranian solutions or Iranian alternatives can create new Horizons and new Hopes for the mankind. This issue is so important, specially in these days, for Today and Tomorrow. Think about it. What our Ancient Iran, the cradle of Culture & Civilization, offers to mankind is new Horizons and new Hopes. The world should know more about the Persian culture – that only one book, and only one of many great books of this Great Culture ( = Rumi book / Molawi book) has become the Best selling book in America and the West in the 21st century; and only one of many Great men of Persia – Cyrus = Cyrus the Great – is still a positive role model for America & Christianity & The West & all those who want to make a gesture of Greatness & Wisdom in 2018 ! Now in 2018, Just open your eyes and just look how our Cyrus, our Cyrus the Great –
who is just one of many Great men of our Persia- has become a positive role model for America and all those who want to make a gesture of Greatness & Making their Country Great again ! Today, even our Cyrus, our Cyrus the Great teaching the lesson of Greatness & being Great to all little men of America ! It’s funny that even those little shits who threaten our Great Persia, know that we Persians and our great Persian men teaching the lesson of Greatness & being Great to America and the West ! Today, just ask them that they learned and still learn the lessons of Greatness & being Great Culture & Civilization from whom ?! The answer is very clear : Our Great Persia and our Cyrus the Great and all wise & great men of our Persia. Of course, they were and are Bad and stupid students ( = Kodan & Bi-Sho-ur ! ) Our Iran, the Land of Aryans, has always been the Land of new Alternatives and new Hopes for all humans. The world’s Good guys should know that this Eternal Source of Hope & Good Things ( = Persia / Iran) is still alive, and will be alive for ever. Today, our Persian people = Children of Cyrus the Great still teaching the lesson of Greatness & being Great cultured and civilized people to America and the West. Our Persia is still the Main Source of Hope for all humans and the world. Our Persia still has new alternatives and new solutions for all good guys and the mankind. Today, the Persian gift to mankind is : new Horizons and new Hopes. We Iranians = Children of The Great Persia know our Historic duty, our Moral duty, and our Persian duty”.


Iranians Fuck Trump : Rouhani, Jokes, Europe

July 27, 2018

“In these days, there is no significant difference between Joke and Reality ! In these days, if you want to face reality, you can listen to the voice of Reason, or listen to the voice of Reality that says: Hey, Open your eyes! The reality is that the Reality is worse than all jokes ! Just look what the insane Politicians and the insane Religious Retards – including Arab Islamists / Mullahs and Christians and Jews-
say and do ! There is no significant difference between Joke and Reality ! But you should not forget that these years are very important years in human history. The future generations will tell our story – ie what we did and what happened in our times = our era. We live in an important historic era, and our era and what we are witnessing or creating will be remembered long after it occurs. We are making history, and we are changing the world and history, and we are creating historic things, and we are witnessing very important & historic events including: The End of America, the Death of United States, The End of the West (as we know it now), The Death of the Evil Empire, The End of Islamic Ideology, The Death of Arab Islam in Iran, The Death of the West’s Ideologies, The Death of Lefts / The End of Lefts, The End of the Western-made Lies & Myths, The Death of Jewish values / The Death of Semitic values ( = Barbaric values = inhumane vales), and the re-Rise of Iranian Values ( = Human values), the re-Rise of Great Persia, and many other important things. We are making history, and we are witnessing very important events – that will be remembered long after they occur. And you all know, it takes time and patience to make history, and to do great works / great things. So, you should stay calm and do the right things patiently, and enjoy Everything & enjoy Every piece of this long journey – that is a very important & historic journey – that will change the world and history for ever. Our era is a turning point in human history. We are changing the course of history. So, we all should be able to wait or accept difficulties, and do the right things patiently, and don’t lose patience with the slow pace of Change, simply because we are changing the world and history for ever; we are changing the course of history; We are making history”, the Wise Iranians say. They also add: “We Persians = Cyrus the Great children know our Historic duty, our Moral duty, and our Persian duty. Now in 2018, Just Look how our Cyrus, our Cyrus the Great – who is just one of many Great men of our Persia- has become a positive role model for all those who want to make a gesture of Greatness & Making their Country Great again ! Now their own Christian mass media confess that our Cyrus the Great teaching the lesson of Greatness & being Great to all little men of America! It’s so funny that even those little shits who threaten our Great Persia know that we Persians and our great Persian people teaching the lesson of Greatness & being Great to America and the West ! We Persians = the Great Persia’s people know our Historic duty, our Moral duty, and our Persian duty. We know our Persian Legacy, and our unique & historic roles in Human history. We Persians know How our wise Iranian ancestors in our Great Iran, the Land of Aryans, were teaching the lessons of Greatness & being a Great Culture & Civilization to The West and the World. Today, our Persian people = Children of Cyrus the Great still teaching the lesson of Greatness & being Great cultured & civilized people to America and the West. We know history, civilization, culture and Human values and its enemies, and many other things. We Persians = Great Persia’s children and Cyrus the Great people know our Historic duties, and our Historic roles in Human history. And we and you all know that it takes time & patience to make history, and to do great works / great things. The Real Great Work or The Real Change is not a one night thing / one night change! As you know, No Pain, No Gain is a Persian proverb that has become International proverb. In fact, the great Persian people invented / created concepts like : No Pain, No Gain, and introduced them to the Human world”. In these days, the Bad guys are playing many silly games. But as some wise Iranians say: “We Iranians know their Mullahs and their Great Satan and their childish games, their shitty games, their shitty war of words, their Bluffing games / Bullying games / Orwellian games. It’s so funny, and important to note that now – after seeing our Iranian people’s strong reactions- the American regime and US officials have started to talk about the proud Iranian nation and the proud Iranian people. But they don’t say, or pretend ignorance that the proud Iranian people will not stay silent !, and respond to American Barbarians & all Anti-Iran Barbarians. The Lefts, Marxists, Muslims, Christians and Jews and US officials and America cannot defend Arab Dictators & Arab Islamists & Arab Terrorists, and then shed crocodile tears for Freedom & Democracy & Human values = Iranian values of the great & proud Iranian nation. Now, American Barbarians have become so shameless, and instead of apologizing to the proud Iranian nation for all American Crimes & Betrayals in 2009 & all these years (from 1953 to 1979 Disaster to 2009 Coup and after that), American Barbarians ask other countries to join their Sadistic & Barbaric pressure campaigns! The Barbarians of America waging Economic wars against all countries, and then asking other countries to join their Sadistic & Barbaric pressure campaigns! America is a very bad & sick joke. But We Persians are asking every nation who is sick and tired of America’s Bullying & Barbaric behaviors to join our Civil campaign against America’s Barbarians & America’s Evil Empire. We Persians are asking all Good Guys who are sick and tired of America’s Bullying & Barbaric & Sadistic & Orwellian & Satanic behaviors to join our Civil campaign against America’s Evil Empire. America resembles the Mafia more than a country. America just reminds Iranians of the Islamic Regime of Mullahs, and it’s a very important issue. Europe, America and the Islamic Regime are exactly the same because all of them are run by by the same Mafia – that you can call it the CIA Media, the Masonic Mafia, the British / American Mafia, the Evil Empire, Dark forces, Evil Forces, Zahak’s sons, Satan’s children or anything else. America resembles the Mafia more than a state or nation, because Masons created America, the Masonic Mafia is running America, and everything and all things in America are Masonic = Orwellian, and the American people are Prisoners, Hostages or Slaves of The Masonic Mafia. In fact, the American people and Iranian people and other nations live in almost the same conditions, and the only real difference is that Iranians are aware of these shitty Orwellian conditions and don’t have any illusions about Freedom, Democracy, Human Rights and other things, but Americans and many other nations still have serious illusions. The level of Corruption and Immorality & Inhumanity in America shows that America resembles the Mafia more than a country. And their American Mafia is behind the Mullahs and Arab Islamists and other Anti-Iran Barbarians. Now in 2018, all good guys talk about important things like Locking Kids & Children in Cages (= Children Cage-gate) & American Racism & American Barbarism & American Economic War against all Countries & American War on Human Rights in their own UN and USA ! , and many other Evil things in the Satanic America of Trump. Now even the US good guys have created American campaigns like Deport Trump ! …. or Fuck Trump & Deport Trump ! , that are good & important campaigns. All good guys in all around the world – from Iran and Great Persia to Canada & America-
say the same things and want the same things, while Trump & Rouhani & all Bad guys and Barbarians work for the same Evil Empire. Now Trump’s soldiers = Basijis & Rouhanis & Islamists = Trump’s cows are setting a new world record for Stupidity and Treason. Rouhani’s cowardly acts and Rouhani’s treasons make Trump more and more shameless and outrageous (Gostakh, Vaqih). Islamic Cows and Islamic Cowards and their Great Traitor, Khamenie / Rouhani just encouraging Trump & Anti-Iran Barbarians to say and do more Shameless & Sadistic / Barbaric & Outrageous things against Iran. Mullahs and Islamists are Cows & Cowards, but Iranians Fuck Trump & Arab Islamists & Arab Jews & Europe = Anti-Iran Barbarians. The Islamic Cows and Islamic Sodomites = Basijis and Mullahs lick the ass of Anti-Iran Barbarians. And this is their fucking Arab Islam, the Arab Religion of Zellat & Nekbat. Our Iranian people reactions to Trump & Arab Islam & Anti-Iran Barbarians are so meaningful, and so strong. Now their shitty media talk about their shitty Trump threats against Iran! But our Iranian people just laugh and say: Threats ?! Who ?!! This little Sodomite Trump ?! Against our Great Persia ?! This little Sodomite Trump = Bache Ko(..)ni = Little faggot of America is a little shit-eater, like Jewish Arab shit-eaters, who love to eat Shit ! But our message and the Great Persia message is so simple and so clear : To America’s Leaders = Little Sodomites = Bache Ko(..)niha = The Little Barbarians of America : Never, ever threaten Cyrus the Great children, or you will Die and Go to Hell ! , likes of all those Anti-Iran Barbarians & Empires who went to hell for ever; we the Great Persia’s people sent them to hell for ever … Never, ever threaten the Great Persia’s people, or you will Die and Go to Hell ! , likes of all those Anti-Iran Barbarians & Empires who were so so bigger than you the little Barbarians of America, but we the Great Persia’s people sent all of them to hell for ever. We Persians are NOT your Mullahs or your Islamists or your Spoiled brats (Zionists) or your Arab Islamists = your Arab Basiis = Your Rouhanis. We Persians will fuck you, and will send your Untied States of Barbarians to hell for ever. We Persians are very clear about what we want, and what we are not going to allow to take place. Your fucking Arab Islam is Religion of your cows and your slaves. The Satanic Islam of Arabs is Religion of your Arab Islamists and your Arab Terrorists. But We Persians fuck your Arab Islam & your America – that loves Saudis & Arab Islamists so much. We are Persians and children of the Great Persia, the Home of Human Civilization. Your Jewish Islam of Arabs is Religion of your Arabs and your Mullahs and your Cows or your Basijis / Islamists = slaves of CIA & MI6. But We Iranians fuck your Arab Islam & your America – that loves Arab Islamists & Arab Barbarians. We Iranians will crush your Evil Empire of America. You little Barbarians of America now defend Arabs & Arab Terrorists & Arab Islamists ?!! (Hala vase maa Arab-parast shodid ?!! ) We Iranians fuck your Arab Islam & your America – that is Jew-worshiper and Arab-worshiper. We are Iranians and children of the Great Iran, the Land of Aryans, the Land of Great People. We Iranians are Myth-busters, and also Satan-busters, Zahak-busters and Barbarian-busters and Evil-Empire-busters ! We are not your people, your Arabs, your Jews or your Mullahs = your slaves. We Persians are no longer a country that will stand for your demented words of violence & racism & fascism & threats & bullying & bullshitting & barbarism! We Persians fuck you stupid barbarians of America & the West. And oh, please tell your Zionist Jews = your Spoiled rats = your Spoiled brats continue to suck our Cyrus the Great cock !, their Jewish Art of Cock Sucking is not bad ! (….) Ok, lets continue ! There is no significant difference between Joke and Reality in this Shitty era, Trump era. Trump and America eat shits; We Persians will crush America & all Anti-Human Barbarians, if they want to act like Nazis. America is becoming a shithole country. Today, The entire world and all countries hate America, because of Trump and American barbarians. This Mad Sodomite (Trump) who suffers from Mad Cow Disease is fucking America and killing America. This Mad Pig (Turmp) who suffers from Mad Cow Disease is killing America and putting an End to the United States. Just Look How Stupid and Retarded America and its stooges are. Their Leader is Trump ! Now the story of Trump and immigrant children, or Trump & his Child separation policy of Nazis, just remind you or the Nazi Germany & Nazi Hitler. The photos of the caged kids just prove that America is a shithole country, a fascist & racist shithole. Now the caged kids and the Trump’s immigrant family separation policy just show and prove that films like Without my Children ! or Not Without my daughter !! should be made about America & American Barbarism. In fact, the racist films like Not Without my Children ! or Not Without my daughter !! are real films about the reality of America & the true face of America Barbarism ! And it’s not just a subtle point! The Unites States is Anti-Human, Racist & Fascist. And it’s the Reality. Now it’s quite clear, and Trump shows and proves, that The United States is a shithole country. The United States is Fascist, Racist and Terrorist Country. Even good Americans are aware of this issue. All America’s good guys know what TrumpCamps (Trump Camps) means ! All America’s good guys know what Donald Trump means!, and that’s why they truly say: America’s camps are not different to Nazi’s concentration camps Locking Kids in Cages (June 2018) The Nazi policy of America is not a hidden fact. The Visa ban policy and their Anti-Iran Racism now has reached to a naked Racism & Nazism ! Now, The United States of America is a shithole Nazi Country! And it’s an undeniable fact. If you have any doubts, just ask Trump and Trump’s fans ! “. In these days, many things are so stupid and so shameful, but so informative. As some wise Iranians say: “Just Look what their own mass media say. Now their own mass media confess that we Iranians were right, and America and the American regime have granted Citizenship to 2,500 Mullahs and Basijis while negotiating the Mullah Deal since 2009 & their CIA Islamist Coup! (July 2018) Now even stupid animals can see that What we Iranians have repeatedly said about their Great Satan & its Mullahs & their CIA 2009 Coup & their Anti-Iran Projects were true, absolutely true. America is Evil. America is so Satanic. The Lefts and the West and America are behind Arab Islamists & Mullahs. Fuck America, and Fuck America’s mother & Father ! Fuck Lefts, and Fuck Father & Mother of Lefts ! Fuck Noam Chomsky!, and Fuck Chomsky’s father & mother! Fuck Europe, and Fuck Europe’s Mother & Father ! Now even stupid animals can see that Their Satanic Islam of Arabs just gives the West an excuse to create a bad image of our Iran, and to deny our Iran rights. They use their own fucking Arab Islam as an excuse to hurt our Iranian people & our Iran, and then to create a bad image of our Iran and to deny our Iran rights! It’s so important. Think about it. It’s the main Tactic of Masons, since 1979. In the past, they used this tactic secretly. But now they openly and shamelessly use their Arab Islamists against our Iran, and defend Arab Islamists & Arab Terrorists of Satanic Arabia outrageously ! America is Evil. America is so Satanic. America is a shithole country in these years. But now all American betrayals and Islamic betrayals are showing their results. Today in 2018, the Islamic Turkmenchay debacle and All Islamic debacles, all Islamic scandals and all American-Mullah affairs are showing their results: Now the Arab Islam is dead in Iran; the Arab Islam has died in Iran. All illusions about Arab Islam & America have died in Iran ! It’s so so important. Their puppet regime = Islamic Regime is Dead in Iran; Their Islamic Regime has died in our Iran, and a day that they officially declare that their Islamic regime is dead = a day that the entire world will see the Death of Islamic Regime is a day that you can call it ‘The Final nail in the Islamic Regime’s coffin or The Final nail in the Arab Islam’s coffin in Iran! But at that day, it would be too late to say that the Arab Islam has died in Iran! Today, before that final nail in their coffin, we Iranians declare that the Arab Islam has died in Iran; the Islamic Regime has died in Iran; the Arab Islamic Ideology has died in Iran. All sane people who are not blind, deaf and brainless can see such facts now. And it’s so obvious why all Iranians hate Arab Islam & Islamists so much. Mullahs and Islamists are Arab cows, slaves and stooge of the West = the Evil. But now all stooges of the West are have died in Iran, that means All Iranians hate them so much. Now when America and Europe support the Monarchists (Pahlavists), or Marxist-Islamist sodomites (Rajavists) and Marxist-Islamist Terrorists (MEK / MKO), then everybody can see that The West is Anti-Freedom & Anti-Democracy. The West is so Orwellian and so stupid. Now the West has become a very bad & sick joke, like or worse than the Mullah regime! Now, even if you talk/ write about why and how Iranians Fuck Trump, then the so-called Free World censoring your voice! It’s so important. Now if you google for Iranians Fuck Trump, you find zero results ! , zero related results, while all Iranians Fuck Trump ! The so-called Free World censoring all Iranian people’s reactions to Trump ! But why the West desperately tries to censor all Iranian people’s reactions to Trump and how Iranians Fuck Trump ?! Think about it. The West is Evil. The West is a cesspit of Censorship & Lies. If you talk/ write about why and how ordinary People Fuck Trump, then the so-called American Democracy & Free World censor or boycott your voice! And it’s not a joke! It’s beyond a joke! It’s Reality. But the most shocking thing and the most laughable thing is that when Iranian people talk about why and how Iranians Fuck Rouhani , then the so-called Free World censoring the voice of Iranian people! In fact, the West loves Rouhani so much, and the West is behind Rouhani, and thus when Iranian people talk about Fucking Rouhani or Fuck Rouhani, and why and how Iranians Fuck Rouhani, then the West censors or boycotts the voice of Iranian people ! The West is such a cesspit of Censorship. Their Free World is such a Cesspit of Censorship & Lies. As you all know, only in a very shitty Tyranny (= Orwellian Tyranny) and a Cesspit of Censorship they censor or boycott the Truth & the Truth-tellers, and how Iranians Fuck Trump or why Iranians hate Rouhani ! It’s so laughable that the fucking West and their fucking Free World support a Fascist Pig like Trump or Rouhani ! All sane people hate Trump. Iranians and non-Iranians hate Trump so much. But just look How America & Europe desperately try to censor How People Fuck Trump, why People Fuck Trump! , or why & how Iranians Fuck Rouhani. Today, The West should Die of Shame; The West’s leaders & the West Elite should Die of Shame; and we Iranians tell them: Die of Shame ! Is this your freedom & democracy ?! This Racist Fascist Terrorist Trump is your leader of the Free World ?! You should Go away and Die ! = Berid Bemirid ! = You should Get Lost and Die ! = You should Die of Shame !“. It’s so obvious why Iranians are angry, why the West is a bad & sick joke! In these days, the West’s Evil acts, the West’s Lies and the West’s Censorship remind Iranians of the Mullah regime and the roots of problems in Iran. As some wise Iranians say: “In these days, All Iranians say to Rouhani : Boro Bemir ! , that means: Go away and Die Rouhani / Get Lost and Die Rouahni ! / Die of Shame Rouhani ! It’s so obvious why All Iranians say to Rouhani & Trump : Boro Bemir ! … Boro beh Jahhanam ! (Go to Hell ! ) But just look how the West censors the public hatred for Rouhani ! Just look how the West censors Public anger at Rouhani ! So, if you still defend the West, then You should Die of Shame ! The West is Evil. And if you are still Blind and stupid, and cannot see why The West is Evil, then You should Go & Die of Shame ! Now all sane people can see that the West is exactly like the Islamic Regime of Mullahs. If you speak about why and how Iranians Fuck Trump & Rouhani, then they censor your voice, but in the name of Free Speech ! And they give their Free Speech Award to censors !, or to a Basiji & Islamist Fascist like ZibaKalam ! If you speak about why and how Iranians Fuck Rouhani & Islamists & Trump, then the West censors your voice, because it’s the true meaning of the West’s Free Speech. The West gives Free Speech Awards to Islamic Psychopaths & Islamist Fascists like Saudi Bin Laden and Zibakalam. The West is a bad & sick joke. Now, there is no significant difference between Joke and Reality in the West. They have no shame. The West and Bad guys even censor Persian jokes!, or tell silly jokes about Persian Jokes ! Now, there is not any real differences between Joke and Reality! So, you often should remind yourself and others about what is joke and what is reality! It’s so funny and important that now Humor, Satire or Joke has become a very useful weapon to fight the Evil Empire. Now the witty guys talk about the Weapon of Humor, the Army of satire ! , or the army of jokes ! Now the informed people including the informed Non-Iranians talk about Humor as an Iranian Weapon Against The Evil Empire, or Humor as an Iranian Weapon Against Islamists and all Bad guys, or Humor as an Iranian Weapon Against America and the West ! In fact, the wise people and all informed people can see the real civilized weapons of A Real Civilization, a real Great Nation. They know the importance of Persian Satire and Persian jokes. They know that even Persian jokes and the Persian Sense of Humor can defuse many Anti-Iran Plans. The Evil Empire desperately tries to create a very Bad & unreal image of Iran and Iranian people. But even Persian Jokes can fuck The Evil Empire and their Evil plans. The Evil Empire desperately tries to make all people slaves or robots – without any real human characteristics. But Persian humor and the sense of humor make people human; Humor and the sense of humor make people free, free of many Bad or Evil things; the sense of humor makes people strong. Since the ancient time, in the great Iranian culture, Hopelessness (lake of hope) and Sadness (lake of joy) is a bad or evil thing. And it’s so important. In the Jewish Religions, pleasure is evil, happiness is evil, joy is Evil ! But in our Great Iranian Culture, the lake of joy = Sadness is Evil; Unhappiness is Evil. And it’s a key difference. The Evil Empire wants to kill Hope, and says: Hope is Evil ! People should not have any Hope that they can defeat the Evil Empire ! But in our Great Iranian Culture, the lack of Hope = Hopelessness is Evil. And it’s so important, and that’s why Iranian people have been able to defeat The Evil forces and all Dark forces since the ancient times. Today, even Persian Jokes can fuck The Evil Empire and their Evil plans. So, lets talk more about Persian jokes and Persian sense of Humor ! We and you all have become so sick and tried of Politics and all Political shits. So, lets talk more about Persian jokes ! Unfortunately, most people know nothing about The long history of the Iranian Satire and Iranian jokes – that are among the first jokes and the oldest jokes in human history. Unfortunately, most people = most non-Iranians know nothing about Iranian jokes / Persian jokes or the Iranian sense of humor. And it’s what the Evil Empire wants. Now there are very few Persian jokes in English. But why ?! Millions of good jokes are produced by Iranian people in each year, or even in each month. But why the number of Persian jokes in English is so small ?! Now you can find a few dozen Persian Jokes in English in the Internet. But why ?! The Bad guys even censor Persian jokes. But why ?! If you can understand the importance of Persian jokes / Persian Satire and the importance of Persian Culture & Persian Mindset, then you can understand many things better”. They also add: “The Evil Empire tries to hide or censor the truths and the real images of Iran and Iranians. Persian jokes are important, and that’s why the West censoring them (…) But Millions of Iranians know English language, and if even 10% of these Iranians just translate a few dozen Persian Jokes from Persian to English, then the internet will be full of Persian Jokes, millions of Persian Jokes in English! “. It’s a good idea. We have translated about 1000 Persian jokes from Persian to English; and we waited for a proper time to publish them. But now, when the Anti-Iran Barbarians and their Evil Empire are breaking the record for Stupidity & Evil acts, and setting a new world record for Stupidity and Evil acts!, we think it’s a proper time for Persian Jokes in English ! In the last post, we broke the record for the longest post ! And here, we want to set a new record for Persian Jokes in English ! Now, in this post, we want to publish 200 Persian Jokes in English. We hope that, in the near future, some people or many people try to break our record for Persian Jokes in English , as the same thing happened to the Persian Foods and some other aspects of the Persian culture. One day, in 2011 and 2012, there were very few things about the Persian Foods, the Persian traditions / festivals, the Persian Fashion and the Persian Life-style in English and in the internet. But now, many things have changed. And it’s a good thing. We hope the same things happen to Persian Jokes / Satire, Persian Language, Persian Proverbs / Persian Wise Words, Persian Cinema, Persian Music, Persian Dance, Persian Theater, Persian Arts, and other aspects of Persian Culture. In this post, we also write a little about the Iranian Films and Iranian Cinema before 1979, and a list of Iranian films of 1970s that you should see if you want to know more about Iran, Iranian society, Iranian people, Iranian cinema and Iranian films and Modern Iran and its talented artists. As some wise Iranians say: “Bad guys and their Evil Empire desperately tried to hide the real image of Iran and Iranians. They still desperately try to create a Bad image of Iran and Iranians, and to hide the Real image of Iran and Iranians. But you can fight against them by Telling The Truth, and even by telling Persian Jokes ! You can fight against them by telling the truth about the Persian people and their great ancient Civilization & Culture; you can fight against them even by using Persian foods or Persian jokes! As you know, During the times of Universal Deceit, even a very simple and natural thing like Telling the Truth becomes a Revolutionary Act ! So for fighting against the Evil Empire, that is the Empire of Lies ( = the West’s Empire of Lies), you can merely Tell The Truth, instead of doing any special, unusual or unnatural things. Talking about Persian Comedy and Persian jokes – as an important product of Persia & Ancient culture of Iranian people and their sense of humor – is so important in these days which are the times of Universal Deceit, the times of Islamic Turkmenchay or the times of Rouhani and Trump and other stupid Whores who tell many Big Lies on a daily basis ! Telling Persian jokes is actually equal to Telling The Truth about Iran and Iranian Civilization, and also Telling The Truth about America & the West & their Evil Empire & their Evil stooges – from Islamists and Mullahs to Monarchists, Marxists and Terrorists / MEK / Basijis / MKO / DAESH / ISIS / Saudis and other Arab terrorists and Arab Jew barbarians. But the idiots cannot understand such things. The Religious fanatics have no sense of humor. It’s so important. Just look How the shitty Jews and the shitty Arab Islamists and the shitty Christian fanatics and other shitty Religions fanatics behave, live, or even react to Jokes! Their Life is a bad joke; their shameful Religious Life is worse than all jokes; but they say Joke or Humor is Corruption! Their fucking Semitic Religions, their Satanic Religions are the most immoral things and the most Corrupt & Stupid things in the world, but they still bullshit you about morality and immorality! They say Joy is Corruption !, Sex is Corruption! , or Happiness is Corruption, or Humor is Corruption! But Slavery is good ! Sadism is morality! Savagery is good! Bigotry and Barbarity is religious morality! Their fucking Religion is so Satanic, Sadistic and Semitic / Jewish. In all Semitic Religions, they are slaves of Satan, that means they are slaves of Religious leaders, slaves of money, slaves of sex, slaves of religion, slaves of Barbaric / Semitic traditions, slaves of power and slaves of Everything! Since the ancient time, the Iranian humorists used to say: Truth is bitter, so we say it sweetly ! But the Religious pigs hate the Truth, bitter or sweet ! Since the ancient time, the great writers of Persia and their great Persian writings show that Persians believed the main goal of Telling the Truth, creating awareness, and increasing Public awareness should be accompanied by creating good feelings in the hearts of the minds of people, including a good feeling of Hope and a good feeling of taking revenge on Bad guys / Bad things in a civilized way = punishing Bad guys in a civil way. So, since the ancient time, an special kind of Persian Jokes, aka Political jokes or Political-Religious jokes. have two main functions : (1) Mikhandoonan that means: they create joyful times and a lot of fun & laugh (2) Del Khonak Mikonan that means: they create good feelings in the hearts of the minds of people, including a good feeling of taking revenge on Bad guys in a civilized way = punishing Bad guys in a civil way. Since the ancient time, Millions of Persian jokes punish Religious Clergymen, Religious charlatans and Politicians. Today, almost all Religious pigs – from shitty Jews, shitty Arabs and all Islamists to Christian barbarians and Christian shits of America & Europe – are charlatans and psychopaths like Masons / Mullahs, Trump and Trump’s fans. They are full of shits & shitty paradoxes. Their Ideology is the Ideology of Lies; their Religion is Religion of Lies and Deception, that means they worship Lies, and they hate The Truth and The Good. They hate Persian Wisdom & Wise witty comments, mainly because because they hate The Truth and The Good”. In this post, we publish 200 Persian Jokes in English. We have made these Persian jokes or translated them from Persian to English. Unfortunately, many old websites about Persian jokes (like Jokestan.com etc) have been destroyed. But you still can find some good Persian Joke’s websites like Jokomok.com and Abadan.net. You can find many many Persian jokes in websites like Jokomok.com and Abadan.net; but unfortunately, these Persian jokes are in Persian language, not in English or any other languages. Persian jokes are philosophical jokes, sex jokes, religious jokes, political jokes, Mullah jokes / Basiij jokes (for ridiculing Mullahs/ Basijis), Rouhani jokes, Ghazanfar jokes = Blonde jokes = Dumb / Turk jokes and many other kinds of jokes. In this post, you can read 200 Persian Jokes in English, which are listed in 4 groups of 50 jokes ( = 4 sections of this post) This post has become a long post –
like a 100 page Book that has more than 10 sections. For reading such long posts we can recommend that you read one section in one day, or read some sections in one day. In these days, such long posts are necessary and / or inevitable, because the Bad guys are setting a new world record for Stupidity and Treason and other Evil things. As some Iranians say: ” It’s important to note that the Anti-Iran Barbarians and The West even censor Persian Jokes ! The stupid West censors all facts and all real news of Iran. But (as we said before) Iran is changing so fast, and those who don’t live in Iran even cannot believe it ! For insurance, now you can find many pictures about Persian Kiss /Iranian Kiss, and how Iranian boys & girls kiss each other in Iran! can you believe it? ! Just look ! (below pix) It’s just one of many new and funny pictures of Persian Kiss (below pix) Such Iranian picture can speak 10,000 words! , because it has many points, and it’s a typical case in Iran: A reluctant & Shy boy of Iran + An eager & Bold girl of Iran! (Other typical cases in Iran are: eager boy + reluctant girl; both are reluctant & Shy; both are eager & Bold ! ) The history and the world should bow down before the Brave Women of Iran & the Wise Men of Iran. When the West’s Barbarians didn’t how to utter or spell Love and Kiss, and when Europe and the West didn’t know the difference between Piss & Kiss (!!), the wise ancient Iranians were writing about Love and Kiss and it’s benefits ! As many know, the word Kiss has a Persian root : Buss / Busseh (We have already written about English words of Persian origin; check Archive) The idiots and Anti-Iran pigs still talk nonsense, and still pretend that Iran’s society care about Arab Islam, Hijab and other Jewish / Islamist laws !! But Iranians just laugh at them, and say : You still live in 1980s or the Stone Age ( = before 1979 ! ) .. Today, Dige Kar az een Harfa Gozashte ! = You idiots even cannot imagine what is happening in Iran & Iranian society now ! Today, the reality of Iran & Iranians is beyond most people’s imaginations. Today, our Iran is becoming Iranian again. Today, their Arab Islam has died in our Iran & among Iranian people”.

iran-fans.jpg

As some wise Iranians say : “The West and Bad guys want to create a Bad and unreal image of Iran and Iranians. So, you can simply tell the Truth, and show the real pictures of the real Iran & Iranians, if you want to fight against the Evil Empire and its Anti-Iran Barbarians and Bad guys. The Jewish Mullahs like Rouhani and Mesbah are Anti-Iran pigs or Jewish Kohen / Kohanim. A Jewish Cohen like Mullah Mesbah is a Jewish Arab rat who says many many Anti-Iran & Anti-Iranian things. If you compare such Jewish Mullahs to crocodiles or pigs or rats, you actually insult crocodiles or pigs or rats, and you should apologize to crocodiles & pigs & rats for such comparison ! God Bless rats & pigs ! (Baz khoda pedare Pig-ha & Rat-ha ro Biamorze ! ) The CIA’s Jewish Mullahs like Mullah Mesbah – that Iranians call him Temsah or The Jewish Mullah Crocodile – is a freemason faggot who is both a Taliban leader / DAESH leader / Saudi-Basiji leader and also a Freemason Sodomite who goes to UK and Canada and to the Masonic Lodges of the UK and the West – to learn his Masonic-Islamic-Arabic-Satanic lessons from British Masons. This Jewish Basiji leader, Meshab is a Jewish Taliban leader who openly says he hates Iran & Iranian values, but loves Jewish values & Jewish Islam of Arab Barbarians. This Arab Jewish Taliban = Mullah Mesbah is a savage Islamist who loves UK and America and Canada ! This Jewish Arab Terrorist, Mullah Mesbah is Anti-Iran & Anti-Iranian values, but pro-Arab barbarism, pro-Jewish values, and pro-Satanic cults. But why do the fucking West and Satanic America defend such Savage Islamists, but attack our Iran ?! Who grant visa and green cards to such Savage Islamists & Mullahs ?! Today, we and our Iranian people sarcastically ask: Their Satanic Islam of Arabs just hurt & betray our Iran & Iranian people, but why the West and America say nothing about the Satanic Islam of Arabs, and even defend Arab Islamists & the Satanic Islam of Savage Arabia?! … Their Satanic Islam of Arabs hurt and torture our Iranian people, but why don’t they condemn Arab Islam = Satanic Islam of Arabs?! What’s the use of the Satanic Islam of Arabs & the West ?! Their Satanic Islam of Arabs just gives the West an excuse to create Islamic Turkmenchay, and also to create a bad image of our Iran, and to deny our Iran rights ?! Think about it. All Iranian people hate Arab Islamists and their Arab Islam so much. But just look what the West and America say and do ! They openly defend Arab Islam, Arab Islamists & Arab Terrorists of Savage Arabia, but attack Anti-Islamist Iranians !! Mullahs are Arab Islamists who have polluted our Iran. But just look what the West and the UK, France and USA and Europe defend Mullahs and Arab Islamists and the Satanic Islam of Arabs / Mullahs / Saudis. They use their own fucking Arab Islam as an excuse to hurt our Iranian people & our Iran, and then to create a bad image of our Iran and to deny our Iran rights ! It’s so important. It’s not a joke ! Think about it. The Lefts and the West are behind Mullahs and Islamists & Zionists and all Evil forces. Since 2009, we Iranians have repeatedly said that the Lefts and Noam Chomsky = the Eunuch of CIA & MI6 just try to protect the Harem of the Big Brother. But now their own mass media confess that we Iranians were right, and America and the American regime have granted Citizenship to 2,500 Mullahs and Basijis while negotiating the Mullah Deal since 2009 & their CIA Islamist Coup! (July 2018) Now even stupid animals can see that we Iranians have repeatedly said about their Great Satan & Mullahs & 2009 Coup & Anti-Iran Projects were true, absolutely true. America is Evil. America is so Satanic . The America regime creates the fucking American sanctions and the fucking American Visa ban for Anti-Islamist Iranian people, but the America regime grants visa & green card & citizenship to thousands of Mullahs & Basijis & Islamists who kill Iranian people ! America is such a shithole country. America is a cesspit of Barbarians and Anti-Human pigs. America cannot retain the name of Human. The United States of America is a cesspit of Anti-Human pigs. Those who hurt Anti-Mullah Iranians = all Iranians, and impose Sadistic & Racist sanctions on all Iranians and impose Visa Ban or Travel ban on all Iranians, but grant visa & green card & citizenship to Mullahs & Basijis & Arab Islamists are Anti-Human pigs = American pigs = The Racist Fascist pigs of America & the West. It’s so obvious why we Iranians are so angry. Are you blind and cannot see why The United States of America is a cesspit of Racists & Terrorists & Sadists & Fascists pigs? All good guys can see such obvious things now. America cannot retain the name of Human. America is Anti-Human, but pro-Arab Barbarians and pro-Jewish Barbarians. Now eve the photos of the caged kids just prove that America is Anti-Human; America is a shithole country, a fascist & racist shithole. Now, The United States of America is a shithole Nazi Country. And it’s an undeniable fact. If you have any doubts, just ask Trump and Trump’s fans ! (….) It’s so obvious why all Iranians are so angry at America & The West. What can you say about those American pigs & Anti-Human pigs who have hurt and betrayed Iranian people since 2009, and kill Iranians or help killers of Iranian people? The UK and USA are the worst pigs of history. Today, everything is clear. Britain or America is a cesspit of Anti-Human pigs, and they violate human standards, and they violate human norms, and they violate human rights, and it’s an undeniable fact. Now even the fucking Parliament of Mullah regime confessing, and the fucking Western media confessing that : America and American regime grant Green Cards to Mullahs & Basijis, and (ask them to betray Iran and Iranians) and to suppress Iranian people and to serve the West’s interests! .. If today these Mullahs and Islamists get deported from America, it will become clear who is Traitor and sells the national interest like he is selling candies to America (July 2018) And it’s what their own media confess. In fact, now even stupid animals confess that we Iranians were right, and what we Iranians have repeatedly said about the Mullahs & the West & the 2009 CIA Coup of CIA’s Basijis & M6’s Mullahs since 2009 is true, absolutely true. Fuck America, and Fuck America’s mother & Father ! Fuck Lefts, and Fuck Father & Mother of Lefts ! Fuck Noam Chomsky! , and Fuck Chomsky’s father & mother! Fuck Europe, and Fuck Europe’s Mother & Father ! Now even stupid animals can see who is behind the Mullahs and the Islamic Regime of Traitors & Anti-Iran Pigs. Now many ask: How many more gifts to the Mullahs from America will be discovered? ! How many more gifts to the Islamist killers = Basijis from America & Europe will be discovered? ! And the answer is clear: there are many many details about Jewish Islamists & American Basijis & British Mullahs that will be discovered sooner or latter But the Big Picture has been clear since 2009, and even since 1979; and we Iranians have repeatedly talked about it. When you see how many Mullahs and Basijis and Family members of Mullahs & Islamist officials live in America, UK, Canada, France and Europe, then you surely know why we Iranians are so angry, and why Iranians Fuck America, why Iranians Spit at America & the West = the Arbab of Mullahs / the Master of Mullahs. Now in 2018, their own fucking Mass Media confess: America has granted Green Cards to Mullahs & Basijis, and this Green Card deal for Mullahs was made during negotiations for the 2009 Coup & Nuclear Turkmenchay ! When Obama and American regime, during their secret negotiations with Mullahs, decided to do a favor to the Anti-Iran Traitors = Mullahs, America granted citizenship to thousands of Mullahs & Basijis (= Killers of Iranian people in 2009) …. and then the Islamic regime’s official and Basiji / Islamist leaders started a competition over whose Islamist children could be part of these thousands of Green Cards !!! (July 2018) Can you believe it ?! It’s what their Mullah Parliament says ! , and the Mass media repeats ! It’s so obvious that these Mullahs and Basijis and all Arab Islamists and Obama and Donald Trump must be deported from America. And If today these Mullahs and Basijis get deported from America, it will become clear who is CIA agent and sells Iran’s national interest to America! The CIA’s Rouhani family members and the MI6’s Mullah Larijani’s daughter, Faheshe Larijani, and many Islamist pigs of Rouhani’s cabinet and many other Basjis and Islamists and Mad Mullahs live in America ! And it’s what what their own media say in 2018 ! Mullah Mesbah’s friends & family live in North America ! Larijani’s family & Larijani’s daughter, Faheshe Larijani / Fatemeh Larijani, live in America! Nobakht’s son (Ehsan Nobakht) and many Islamist children of Rouhani’s ministers & Basijis live in America, and give their dirty Arab-Islamic ass to their Great Satan! Hadad Adel’s daughter lives in America! Zarif’s son lives in America ! Iraq-chi’s sons live in Europe! Seif’s family live in Europe! Rouhani’s sons live in America and Britain! Khamenei’s family members live in Britain, Canada and America! Even the fucking sons and daughters of IRGC / Basiji leaders & Hezbollah leaders (Allahkaram & Zibakama & Hajj Ko(..)ni & Basiji Ko(..)ni etc) live in America, UK, Canada, France etc. And it’s what their own fucking Islamic media & mass media confess in 2018 ! Of course, the list of Islamic Traitors or Islamist officials who work for the CIA & MI6 and have received Green Cards from America and UK is a long list, a list of Thousands of Traitors. But It should be stated exactly which children of which Mullahs & Basijis & Islamist authorities live in the US & UK & Canada and have received citizenship or residency. They are part of The Anti-Iran Mafia in America. They are working for America against our national interests and our Iranian people and our Iranian values. So, the List of all children of Mullahs, Basijis and Islamist authorities that live in America and Europe must be published. And it’s what the good guys – who live in North America & Europe- must do. Now Iranian people say to the outside world and the good guys: If you see any children of Mullahs, Basijis and Islamist authorities that live in Europe and North America, please publish their names. They are Zina-zadeh. They are Islamic Dayoos. They are Islamic Whores. They are Islamic Traitors & Terrorists who work for the Anti-Iran Mafia. The fucking Europe and fucking America refer to these Islamist Whores & Crooks as Rich kids or Rich shits etc ! But these Arab Islamic Zina-zadeh and Islamic whores are children of Mullahs and Basijis. They have polluted our Iran, and created a fucking Islamic Hell in our Iran, but these Islamic Mother-fuckers fleeing from their own fucking Islamic Hell to their Great Satan’s Paradise! The Islamic Sodomites and Islamic whores are children of Mullahs and Basijis = Islamic Crooks & Thieves & Terrorists, but the West calls them Rich kids or Elite !!! Fuck the West, and Fuck Arab Islam of Mullahs. The Islamic Turkmenchay and Green card gates just prove that the Arab Islam is Religion of Zina-Zadeh-ha = Religion of whores & Religion of Sodomites. Only a Jewish Arab rat Mullah Mesbah or Rouhani can defend such Satanic cults, and be slaves of Jewish Satan & America. Just ask yourself: What’s the use of Arab Islam?! Tyranny & Turkmenchay & FATF ?! What’s the use of their fucking Arab Islam?! The answer is clear : Hurting Iranians and helping the Enemy of Iran; creating Islamic Tyranny & Turkmenchay to serve the West’s interest, and to hurt Iran & Iranians, and to aid the Enemy of Iran. Since 1979, The CIA’s Mullahs & Islamists and their Satanic Islam of Arabs only give the West an excuse to create a bad image of our Iran, and to deny our Iran rights. It’s their mission, and it’s only benefit of their fucking Arab Islam. The Arab Jewish Mullahs like Mesbah & Jannati are Arab Jewish pigs who have polluted our Iran with their Satanic Islam of Arab, that is the Satanic Islam of DAESH and Saudis and Arab Islamists of CIA. The Arab Jewish Mullahs like Mesbah & Jannati hate our Iran & Iranian values, and opnely defend Satanic Values and Jewish values of the Satanic Islam of Arabs & DAESH & Saudis of CIA & MI6. It’s not a hidden fact. It was and is their routine job ! The Arab Jewish Mullahs like Mesbah & Jannati are Anti-Iranian (Arab Zina-Zadeh) of CIA & MI6 who worked as DAESH leaders and ISIS leaders in AN era. Who was behind that Jewish Spy, AhmadiNejad (AN) ? The answer is clear: The CIA’s Jewish Mullahs like Mesbah & Jannati = The MI6’s Cult of Hojjatieh = The Satanic Cult of Jewish Islamic Freemasons. But now our Iranian people ask: Now where are these Arab Jewish Taliban = Mesbah & Jannati = Arab Jewish Mullahs/ Rats of CIA & MI6 ?! .. In their Rat holes !! (Hala Jewish Mesbah & Jannati Kooshan?! … Toye Sorakh Mushan !! ) The Jewish Arab rats = Islamists still help and defend Arab Barbarians & Anti-Iran Barbarians, and betray the Truth & betray Iran. Mullahs and Islamists are slaves and stooge of the West = the Evil. And now you if ask Iranians: Please name the three top threats to Freedom and Democracy and Progress in Iran, then Iranians give a short but pointed answer: “The West, the West, the West” ! As you know, The West and America and Europe are synonyms ! It’s so important that if you want to name the three top threats to Freedom and Democracy in Iran, then a short but pointed answer is: Europe, Europe, Europe ! In fact, Europe and America are the same shit, and the same threat to Freedom & Democracy & Peace & Progress in Iran and the world. America & Europe’s childish games can only fool Anti-Human Barbarians & Pigs like Noam Chomsky and Masons / Marxists / Mullahs. We all know Europe’s goals and also the childish goals of America & Europe’s childish games. And that’s why Iranians say: Fuck Europe! Fuck Rouhani ! Fuck Europe ! America and Europe are the same shit. When Trump and other European & American sodomites threaten Iran, then Iranians just laugh and say: Who threaten whom?! … They talk about their own Economic wars, an internal war in a Wolf family, or what ?! .. Who threaten whom?! (Ajab Khar-to-Olaqi shode ! ) .. The West is a jungle of stupid animals ! ( = Jungle Mola ! = Jungle of Mullahs ! ) Who threaten our Iran ?! Who?! the little shits like Trump?! or a little sodomite like John Bolton = John Sholkon ?! John Bolton is a Sodomite, but do you know why his name of John Bolton ?! Since his children, the US pedophiles was telling him: Hey, John Shol-kon ! Hey John Shol-kon ! , while they were sodomizing him! (John Shol-kon means: John loosen it! John loosen your ass! John loosen your muscle … ) So, John Shol-kon, John Sholkon finally became John Bolton ! This little sodomite, John Bolton or John Shol-kon, can only fuck with himself and his Marxist-Islamist sodomites of CIA & M6 ( = MEK / MKO / Rajavists) ! No one takes him serious! Zavad Zarif and John Bolton and Rouhani and Pompeo are the same Anti-Iran Sodomites. Mullah = Rouhani is War profiteer. All Iranians know such things. Now even the regim’s stupid animals confess to such facts : Mullah = Rouhani is Sanction profiteer (Kasebe Tahrim) Rabbi / Mufti / Mullah = Rouhani is Religion profiteer (Kasebe Diin) Mullah = Rouhani is Turkmenchay profiteer. Who can deny such undeniable facts? Now even their own stupid animals / Islamists call for Rouhani to Resign. In fact, not only all Iranians say that Rouhani must be impeached, and Rouhani must be tried for High Treason and for all his Lies & Evil acts, but now even stupid animals / Islamists call on Rouhani to Resign and to step down. Now even stupid animals can see that the CIA’s Islamists and British Mullahs like Rouhani waging “Economic war” against Iran & Iranians. Who can deny such undeniable facts? Rouhani waging “Economic war” against Iran & Iranians, by implementing IMF Plans, FATF Plans and all Anti-Iran Plans of Rockefellers & Rothschild. Who can deny such undeniable facts? Even their own Fucking Mullah TV (IRIB) and Mullah media confess to such facts. Who can forget or forgive the shameful story of The CIA Iran Project & Rouhani & Rockefellers & CFR & FATF & Rothschild & IMF & Noam Chomsky etc ? In fact, Trump is not important at all (Trump sag-e kie ! ) The main problem is CIA’s Rouhanis and their CIA / IMF plans = Anti-Iran Plans of Islamic Regime of CIA. The main problem is The Anti-Iran Mafia and their stooges / spies – and Rouhani is just one of them. Larijani or Zarif or Rouhani is just a symbol of The Anti-Iran Mafia’s stooges – who openly say: It’s A Time to Betray !! They even write books about their Treasons & Betrayals, and call it A Time to Betray !! These stupid pigs see themselves as Betrayers of the Truth ! and Betrayers of Iran or Iranians. They are so proud that they are Betrayers of the Truth! But it’s obvious Islamists and Basijis and all cultists become Betrayers of the Truth. Their Arab Islam is a Satanic Religion, and their Masonic Ideology = Jewish / Arabic Ideology = their Islamic Ideology is a Satanic Ideology in which Betrayal and Barbarity are good things, but Honesty and Humanity and Dignity are bad things! Trump’s soldiers = Trump’s cows are Arab Islamists or Arab Basijis who have polluted our Iran and our world with their Satanic Islam, their Jewish Ideology and their Jewish Shariah / Masonic Shariah. As George Orwell said, when they want to become Masons or Satan’s soldiers, they are told : You are prepared to keep our secrets and to give your lives? You are prepared to commit mass murder? You are prepared to kill innocent children? You are prepared to betray your country to foreign powers? You are prepared to cheat, to forge, to blackmail, to corrupt the minds of children? And when they say Yes, they become Masons or Satan’s soldiers = Mullahs / Rouhanis or Pahlavists/ Rajavists / Basijis / DAESH / ISIS / Saudis / Zionists etc. And it’s what George Orwell said in ‘1984’ (for more info, check Archive) Now we all can see that such facts are not myths. Now Masons = Rouhanis / Mullahs and other Traitors desperately try to create a chance or A Time for Treason ! = A Time for Turkmenchay ! = A Time to Betray ! So, it’s a very good time for Public awareness and Big changes = A Time for ‘Khar Fahm Shodan ! = A Time to Become Aware ( = Khar Fahm Shodan ! ) = A Time to see the West’s true face & the West’s real intentions & the West’s evil nature & the West’s stooges – from Islamists and Mullahs to other Masons and Traitors. Now, in Rouhani or Trump’s era, you all can see that Trump just revealing the harsh realities of America = a shitty Orwellian World. Trump reflects the realities of the United States. Trump is America, and Rouhani is Arab Islam. Rouhani Turkmenhchay is Arab Islam. Trump is Racist & Satanic Christianity of America, and Rouhani is Jewish Islam of Arab Cows & Arab pigs = Anti-Iran Barbarians. The Satanic Islam of Arabs and the Satanic Christianity of America are the same shit, the same Jewish shit. Even the story of Trump’s Christian Morality & Trump’s Hijab & Nudity can show you who is who ! (for more info, check below sections) Even the story of FATF can show you who is who ! But Just look How they censor FATF and FATF-gate ?! Just look how the West and the media censor all news of the FATF gate! Now in 2018, the story of FATF is so important. But If you search the internet, you find nothing about the story of FATF and Rouhanis ! Zero results ! But why such important issues are censored in such a silly way ?! Not only all Western media, but all fucking Lefty media and all Lefts censor such facts and news, but why ?! After IMF-gate, IRIB-gate, CFR-gate, Candy Charms-gate and Rockefeller-gate and all Historic scandals in recent years (for more info, check Archive), now the fucking Western media and all Lefty media censor FATF gate and say nothing, even one word, about the story of Imperialist Plans and FATF plans! They know that FATF and CFR are synonyms; FATF and Bilderberg group are synonyms; FATF and Rockefellers are synonyms; FATF and CIA’s Iran Project are synonyms. But they censor all facts, and actually reveal many things about themselves and their Big Brother (= their Arbab ! / Kad Khoda ! ) The West and the Lefts are the same shits. But now their own fucking Mullah TV (IRIB) talks about their own FATF gate , and say: The FATF is what the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) wants from Mullahs ! .. The FATF is what the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) dictates to the Islamic regime ! .. The FATF is what the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) asks of the Islamic regime of Mullahs ! .. (Do you know why Zarif and Seif go to the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) regularly ?! ! ) Zarfi and Seif go to the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) regularly to report on the FATF issue to The Big Brother (= their Arbab ! ) … The FATF is what the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) and (the CIA Mafia = the Zionist Mafia) are asking of Rouhani and the Islamic regime ! (June 2018) Can you believe it ?! It’s what their own Mullah TV says! Of course, they don’t say it’s a bad thing ! They are too happy that The CFR or Bilderberg Group is asking x & y of Mullahs ! But they just say to America or Zionist Mafia: You’re asking too much of Mullahs !!! (June 2018) Mullahs and Khamenei have no problem with the Zionist Rothschild or Rockefellers or CFR or Bilderberg Group! Their only problem is that The CFR or Bilderberg Group is asking too much of Mullahs !! (June 2018) And it’s what their own Mullah TV says in recent days! Now even idiots can see that the CIA / MI6, Rouhani, Rothschild, IMF, CFR, FATF, Khamenie, Bilderberg, Lefts and Rockefellers and Mullahs are synonyms! The story of FATF is a long story (We write more about it in this post, and in the future) But Just look How all media, specially Lefts and Lefty media = the so-called Fucking Anti-Imperialists censor FATF gate, IMF gate, CFR gate and all historic scandals of Islamists & Marxists. The fucking Lefts and the fucking Marxists, and their Leader Noam Chomsky are worse than Rockefellers. Noam Chomsky is really a Rothschild or worse than Rothschild. The Lefts and their motherfucker Chomsky play the role of the Eunuch in the Love Story of Mad Mullahs & Great Satan ! The Eunuch ( = Khajeh) or the Eunuch of Harem were / are male whores who try to protect the Harem of the Big Brother ! Now the Eunuch of Harem like the CIA’s Basiji Khajeh-pour write in the Al-Monitor = CIA Iran Project media in defense of Rouhani & FATF & Economic Chaos & Economic Corruption & Economic war on Iran ! (for more info, check below sections) Just ask yourself who is this CIA’s Basiji Khajeh-pour ?! Khajehpour is a member of Namazi clan and the CIA Mullah Mafia in America! Khajehpour is a Basiji Khajeh like Mullah Mesbah or Jannati. The CIA’s Arab Jewish Mullahs like Mesbah & Jannati are now in rat holes! But you should not forget that they were DAESH leaders of the Satanic Islam of Arab Basijis, and ISIS leaders of Anti-Iran Arabs / Basijis; and their Satanic Islam of Arabs polluted our Iran. The Arab Jewish Mullahs like Mesbah & Jannati are Jewish Ayatollahs of CIA & MI6, who openly say: Iranian values and defending The Truth & Iran & Iranian values (Iran garaii ! … ) are bad, but the Satanic Islam of Arabs and the Jewish Islam of Arab Barbarians are good because their Satanic Islam is Anti-Iranian, and their Arab Barbarians & Arab Islamists are Anti-Iran. Can you believe it ?! This CIA’s Jewish Kohen, Mullah Mesbah, openly & shamelessly says such things. No one can deny this undeniable fact that the CIA’s Satanic Mullahs like the Jewish Ayatollah Mesbah of CIA are Anti-Iran and Anti-Iranian. Mesbah and Zibakalam are the same Jewish Freemasons. No one is able to deny this undeniable fact that the CIA’s Jewish Ayatollah Zibakalam or Mesbah is Anti-Iran & Anti-Iranian. It’s important to note that both Islamic Freemasons Mesbah and Zibakalam, say the same Anti-Iran things. It’s so important that Mullah Mesbah & Netanyahu & Zibakalam & Saudis say the same Anti-Iranian things, exactly the same.the CIA’s Masonic Ayatollah Zibakalam or Mesbah himself says that he is Anti-Iran, and he hates Iranian values, and he loves Jewish values & Anti-Iran Arabs, and he loves Anti-Iran Barbairans, and he hates Iran and Iranian values and all Iranian things ! If you want to know their Satanic Islam of Arabs and the Jewish Islam of Arabs that are Anti-Iran and Anti-Iranian, just do some research about this Arab Jewish Son of Zahak = the CIA’s Ayatollah Mesbah. Now the Sons of Zahak = Jewish Mullahs like Zibakalam, Rouhani and Mesbah = Jewish sons of Satan and their Jewish Islam of Arabs cannot hide their true face. After their Islamic Turkmenchay, even stupid animals can see the true face of their Anti-Iranian Islam = their Satanic Islam = The Jewish Islam of Arab Barbarians. Now all humans can see how The Jewish Zionists and Arab Islamists have untied against our Iran. So now AN-lovers = Shit-lovers = CIA’s Arab Jewish Ayatollah Mesbah and his fans = Jewish Arab rats (Mesbah chiha) just hide themselves in rat holes ! But our Iranian people ask: Now where are these Arab Jewish Mullahs / Rats of CIA & MI6 ?! .. In Rat holes !! (Hala Mesbah & Mesbahiha Kushan ?! .. Toye Sorakh Mushan !! ) Their Arab Islam has only one benefit : to make excuses for the West, and to serve the West’s interests. Just ask yourself: What is the use of their Arab Islam?! It’s so important and so laughable, and please ask yourself again and again: Why Their own Arab Islam just gives the West an excuse to deny our Iran rights ?! We Iranians hate Arab Islamists and their Arab Islam so much, but why their Arab Islam is used as an excuse to deny our Iran rights?!! Their Satanic Islam of Arabs just hurt and betray Iran and Iranians. But when they want to attack our Iran or deny our Iran rights, they use their own Satanic Islam of Arabs as an excuse to deny our Iran rights !! It’s so important, isn’t it ? All Iranians hate the Satanic Islam of Arabs, not only because Arab Islam & Islamists hurt and betray Iran and Iranians, but because Their Satanic Islam of Arabs just gives the West an excuse to create a bad image of our Iran, and to deny our Iran rights, and to keep our Iran backward and under Tyranny . It’s a very important issue. It’s an old Evil Plan of Anti-Iranian Barbarians. Think about it. In about 100 years ago, only Iranian intellectuals were aware of such issues. But now in 2018, almost all Iranians are aware of this issue. And it’s so important. Now the Arab Islam has died in our Iran. Thank God ! Arab Islamists = Mullahs and their Islamic Tyranny & Turkmenchay kill Arab Islam in our Iran. The below picture is an important Iranian cartoon belongs to about 100 years ago ( to Iran’s Constitutional Revolution of 1905 ) Just look how the wise Iranians – in about 100 ago – pictured Mullahs & Islamists as Turbaned snakes & Turbaned scorpions who attack Iranian people and the Angel of Iranian Freedom. Such a good old cartoon. It just has one problem: you cannot see UK flag or British flag in the Snake Turbans to show that these Arab Islamists & Mullahs = snakes & scorpions are actually British stooges, and their Turbans (Ammame) are British Turbans = Masonic Turbans / Jewish Turbans”.

7106416.jpg

Persian Joke 1 : They ask Arab Basijis about Brain and using your Brain. The first Arab Basiji says: Brain is something that you should not use it; because if you use Brain, it becomes smaller and smaller! And it’s what Muftis / Mullahs have told us. The second Arab Basiji says: Brain is a useless thing; Brain is something that you don’t need it. Why you should use your brain when your religion is Arab Islam and your Leader is Arab Mullah (Khamenei) ? The third Arab Basiji: Death to Brain ! Brain is a imperialist thing, and we Basijis don’t use Brain and such imperialist things ! The forth Arab: Sorry folks, but What is Brain ?!

Persian Joke 2: The Arab Islamist finally gets American Visa of the US Embassy in Saudi Arabia! This Saudi Arab Terrorist goes to America! In the American Hotel, the Arab Islamist fills in their application form in this way: Name: Jasim abdul Ahmed … Sex: Yes Please ! … Male or Female: Both Please !! ………. Children: Oh, Yah! I’m an Arab Pedophile! More Children Please ! … Wife: More Wives Please ! (I have 4 official wives, and about 50 sex slaves = unofficial wives; but) Arab needs more s-ex; So, More Wives Please ! … Job: Trump’s partner and an Arab Terrorist of the CIA ! ….

Persian Joke 3: The witty Iranians ask an Arab Ayatollah: Please tell us about the role of your wife, and the role of women ? Ayatollah: OK, as you all know, women are important things; and the role of women is so important. After the 1979 Revolution, my wife played the role of my right hand ! The witty Iranians: And before the 1979 Revolution ? Ayatollah just waits for a long time, and then says: And before the 1979 Revolution, when I was in the Shah’s prison, My right hand played the role of my wife and my women !!

Persian Joke 4 : The Man say: Life is like a Man (a penis): women make it hard for no reason ! …. But the Woman say: Life is like a Woman (or Vagina): men fuck it for no reason !

Persian Joke 5: An Iranian businessman (Hajji Bazaari) died and went to hell; but when he opened his eyes he saw that Everything is OK ! All things are beautiful ! So, when he saw a Devil agent, he said: Here is hell or heaven (= paradise) ?! Devil agent: Here is Hell; Hajji: But everything is OK here, and it’s a nice place to live! Devil agent : Are you Iranian? An Iranian who lived under the Mullah regime? Hajji: Yah, but how do you know that I lived in Iran under the Mullah regime ?! Devil agent: because only an Iranian who lives under the Mullah regime can see Hell as Heaven ! For Iranians who have lived in the Islamic hell in Iran, even Hell or Europe is Paradise ! Compared to the Islamic hell of the Mullah regime, even Europe or Hell is a Paradise !!

Persian Joke 6: Are you suffering from your loneliness ? .. Marriage is your solution … After marriage, you will desperately seek loneliness, and you will get pleasure from your loneliness !!

Persian Joke 7: Ayatollah was preaching about the benefits of the Jewish-Islamist Hijab .. A Jewish Arab woman said to Ayatollah: Yah Sheikh, even in my house and in front of my husband, I wear Hijab (= Jewish Veil) Ayatollah: Oh, God bless you! Oh, my men, Please give her the Key of Heaven ! (The Key of Paradise!) … Then another woman said to Ayatollah: Yah Sheikh, I wear Hijab in public places, but in the house I just wear Bikini ! Ayatollah: Oh, God bless you! Oh, my men, Please give her the Key of my house !, the Key of my own house !

Persian Joke 8 : Rouhani talks about the dollar price, and says: they create rumors; they want to destroy my credit; what they say about the price of Dollar in Rouhani’s era is bullshit. Hey Nobakht / Nekbat ( = Rouhani’s aid) please tell the Truth; What is the price of Dollar in Rouhani’s era? Nobakht: Truth ? now ? … or now ?! … or now ?!! (the price of dollar increasing on a tic-tac basis ! )

Persian Joke 9: They ask Basijis: What do you think about Khamenei’s remarks ? Have you ever thought about Khamenei’s words / remarks? Basijis: Think ?! about Khamenei ?! No, never! We never do such non-Islamic things – like Thinking, or Questioning ! We never eat such shits !! = We never think (= Maa ro cheh beh een Goh khoria !!)

Persian Joke 10: They ask a witty Iranian: can you name three birds ? Iranian: Crow, Sparrow and Rouhani. They: What? Rouhani ?! But Rouhani is a not a bird. Iranian : But Rouhani is a stupid animal, so maybe he suddenly decides to fly ! , like birds ! ( or to become Anti-American ! , like a CIA jerk ) Who knows !!

Persian Joke 11: A Iranian man and his American date (maybe Trump’s daughter !) are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and fondling each other. Just then, the America girl stops and sits up. Iranian: “What’s the matter?” American: “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute, and I charge $100 for sex.” The Iranian thinks about it for a few seconds, but then reluctantly gets out a $100 bill, pays her, and they have sex. After a cigarette, he just sits in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asks the American girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before,” replies the Iranian man, “but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $120 !!

Persian Joke 12: Men marry women, for the lack of Sentiment ( = Sentimentalism = tendency to favor Sex or emotion over Reason ! ); Men divorce women, for the lack of Patience; Men re-marry (= marry women again), for the lack of Brain ! / the lack of Memory ! …. And Women marry men, for the lack of money; Women divorce men, for the lack of money; Women re-marry (= marry men again), for the lack of money !

Persian Joke 13: A Basiji killed his father and mother. The judge asks him: Why did you kill your own father and mother? Basiji: Because I have discovered their dirty-sexy relationships !

Persian Joke 14: Do you know Who is a Basiji ? A Basiji is a person who resist Understanding ! A Basiji is a person who resist Thinking & Understanding ! (dar barabar-e Fahdiman Moghavemat mikone ! ) In fact, a Basiji is a person who refers to Stupidity & Ignorance as Resistance Idiocy ! (Hemaghat-e Moghavemati ! ) orHeroic Foolishness ! (Belahat-e Qahramanene ! )

Persian Joke 15: A Basii is watching a porn film, but suddenly his Basiji Hajji (his commander) enters the room, and Basiji says: Oh, Brother, you don’t knock before you enter; But it’s OK .. Just come and see How these American Zionist pigs are raping these poor Arab women !

Persian Joke 16: A Basiji goes for an Islamic contest, a Quran reading contest. But they ask Basiji to read ‘Bani Israel’ surah ! So, Basijis says to himself: Bani Israel ?! But we Basijis hate Israel, and we should leave such a Zionist contest, don’t we ?! So, Basiji leaves Arab Islam, and Quran contest !

Persian Joke 17: Rouhani’s men impose a dusk-to-dawn curfew (Hokumat Nezami). At 2 o’clock (noon), Hajji says to his Basiji: Just wait here, and after 8 o’clock (night) you shoot everybody and kill them, if you see them in the streets. Then Hajji goes, and at 5 o’clock (afternoon) he returns to check the situation, but he suddenly sees that his Basiji has killed several people. Hajji: Hey idiot Why did you kill them? I said 8 o’clock, but now is 5 o’clock. Basiji: But Hajji, they asked me about an address that they would not be able to find it even after 10 o’clock ! … So, It just did my job !

Persian Joke 18: An Arab Basiji was listening to an Arab dancing music in his car. They stopped him, and asked him: What are you doing ?! are you listening to Dancing music ? Arab Basiji: Oh, No, God forbids; I am just listening to Quran & Rozeh, but these Arabs read Quran & Rozeh with a happy / dancing rhythm !

Persian Joke 19: Angel Gabriel comes and says to a Basiji: I can do a favor for you; just make a wish .. Just ask me to do you a favor. Basiji: OK, I want to see God. Gabriel: But eh .. it’s impossible. God is not .. You cannot see God. Basiji: So, make me Human; I want to become a real human. Gabriel: Oh, no … Oh, shit … I prefer to show you the God. It’s easier ! (Pasho berim hamun Khoda ro behet neshun bedam ! ) Making you human is much more harder and more impossible !

Persian Joke 20: A Basiji gets married, but he sleeps alone. One night his wife asks: So when you want to kiss me and fu-ck me? Basiji :What ?! What you said bitch ?! I have married only because I wanted to get rid of such dirty-sexy things !

Persian Joke 21: A Basiji goes before an Iranian judge, and asks: oh, judge, the Iranian people tell me: Don’t eat shit ! (Goh Nakhor ! ) But do they have the right to tell me Don’t eat shit ! (Goh Nakhor ! ) ?! …. Iranian judge : No, don’t listen to them! It’s none of their business. You are free to eat shit .. Go and eat shit !

Persian Joke 22: The Mass media has reported that Hassan Rouhani is the winner of the Nobel Prize of Chemistry ! But do you know why ?! Why do they give Rouhani the Nobel Prize of Chemistry ?! … Because Hassan Rouhani has succeeded into converting Rial into Shit !! / Gold into Shit !!

Persian Joke 23: A Basiji goes and says to a Mullah: Oh Sheikh, I have some problems, and I ask for your advice. Please help me. I know a girl that is so beautiful and rich. Her family are so rich, but they are Anti-Islamist and Anti-Mullah, and do anti-Islamist things … I know another girl that is so ugly and so religious Islamist. Her family are also Basiji / Islamist and do all Islamist things .. So, what should I do? which girl is better for me? Mullah: Prophets and Imams said blah blah blah blah. So, we conclude that you should marry that ugly Islamist girl, and you should give me the telephone number & address of that rich beautiful girl !

Persian Joke 24: They asked Bohlul (a Wise Persian figure of Ancient times) : What is the difference between a Turban (Ammame) and a diaper (Pushak) ? Bohlul said: There is no difference; they put diaper under, but turban on the shit !

Persian Joke 25: (This is an ancient Iranian joke belongs to about 1000 years ago) Everyone wanted to sleep with Arab King’s daughter; so he asked his Vizier for a solution. His Iranian Vizier said: We can create an impossible game like (..) So, Arab King declared: “Anyone who can wrestle my lion and kill lion, will be given permission to fuck my Arab daughter. But Remember : (1) you Kill lion (2) you fuck my Arab girl. For days all Arab men tried to kill the lion and would fail miserably. Arabs said: No one can kill Lion. It’s impossible. Thus, the Arab King became so proud and so shameless, and said: Say this to Iranian men, and ask them to do it. But His Iranian Vizier said: No, it’s a not a good idea. Iranians are not like Arabs … But the Arab king said: no, you are Iranian, and that’s why you say such things .. find a very stupid Iranian, and put him in the lion room … So, Arabs tried to find a stupid Iranian, and after a lot of search, they finally foudnd Ghazanfar ! (a symbol of funny idiots) They told him the Arab King’s conditions: (1) you Kill lion (2) you fuck his Arab girl. Ghazanfar said ok, and went into the empty room with the lion. 30 minutes passed, and everyone could hear loud screams from both. But what happened ?! Ghazanfar was killed ?! or Ghazanfar was injured ?! Was Ghazanfar able to kill the lion ? After 45 minutes the door opens and Ghazanfar walks out! He just says “Well, I did the number one, and I fucked the Lion ! .. so, I have to kill whom ?!! As the number 2, I have to kill which girl ?!! (In fact, instead of killing lion and fucking girl, Ghazanfar did: Fucking Lion !, and then killing girl, ! ) The Arab king says to himself and his Vizier: Wow ! killing Lion is impossible; our Arab men could not do it … but Iranians did a more impossible thing: fucking Lion !! Wow ! … Vizier : I have already told you that Iranians are not Arabs! Even their Ghazanfar, the most stupid one, is better than your (…) !

Persian Joke 26: A Basiji wanted to start his daily Islamist prayers, but said: Allaho Akbar, Khamenei Rahbar .. An Iranian Muslim saw him, and said to him: hey idiot, It’s Muslim prayer; and you should only say: Allaho Akbar; and not Khamenei Rahbar … But Basiji looked at him with a strange angry look, and then re-started his Islamist prayers with: Allaho Akbar, Khamenei Rahbar, and Death to the Enemy of Khamenei & Vali Faqih !

Persian Joke 27: They ask a Basiji: Who is God ? What is your definition of God ? Basiji waits for a long time, and then says: I think God is Khamenei’s agent in the Heaven ! = Vali Faqih’s agents in the Heaven ( = Namayande Vali Faqih dar Ka-enat ! )

Persian Joke 28: Ghazanfar goes to Imam Reza’s shrine for praying, but he suddenly sees a very beautiful girl, who is praying and saying: Imam Reza, please say to God that I thank God for this beautiful face and this beautiful body; I thank God for my mom and dad, who are nice people; Now I only need a nice husband … Ghazanfar suddenly jumps into her arms, and says: Oh, Imam Reza don’t push me, please don’t push me Imam Reza; OK I am going to kiss her! Aha, OK … I am a nice husband, but please don’t push me the next time, OK Imam Reza ?!

Persian Joke 29: One Day a Basiji man goes to an Islamic harem (= holy site), and sees that harem is so crowded. So, he starts yelling and saying: Hey idiots don’t make a lot of noise, and don’t confuse God and Saints! .. last year, you made a lot of noise, and you confused God and Saints, and so I got pregnant !! Female wishes and male wishes were mixed, and thus it confused God and Saints! This time I don’t want to get pregnant again! Don’t make a lot of noise Idiots, and don’t confuse God and Saints! ..

Persian Joke 30: A Mullah says to another Mullahs: In Iran, all people are becoming anti-Mullah and Anti-Islamist, and now all people refuse to go to mosques; and all mosques are empty now. So, what should we do ? Another Mullah stands and says: The solution is so easy. Just tell them that mosque is a place for Love making, and for dating girls & boys .. then all young Iranians who need a safe place for love making and such sexual things will go to mosques, and then all mosques will be over crowded !

Persian Joke 31: A Basiji pig was smoking and doing drugs in Muharram and Ashura! An Iranian asks him: Why do you Islamist fanatic do drugs in Muharram and Ashura ?! The Basiji pig says: Because I cannot be an indifferent person like you the irreligious people, the unbelievers! Yazid and his cruelty make me sad and depressed, and so I need drugs ! Can you understand ?!

Persian Joke 32: A girls goes to a wizard & future teller (Fal-gir) to see her hands and to predict her future! She asked : Dose anyone marry me ? And wizard quickly says: No, never ! Girl: But you have not seen my hands yet ? Wizard: But I have seen your face well !

Persian Joke 33: Ghazanfar hit his friend so hard, and his friend sued him. In the court, judge asked him: Why did you hit your friend? Ghazanfer: Because 10 years ago, he called me hippopotamus ! (Asb-e Abi) Judge: 10 years ago?! so why do you hit him now ?! Ghazanfer: Because now I have seen Hippopotamus in the TV, and now I understand what Hippopotamus means !

Persian Joke 34: An Iranian talks to God, and says: Oh, God, you gave my childhood, and then you took it back .. you gave my youth, and then you took it back; Oh, God (you give everything , and then you take it back; it’s your tradition) now for some years, you have given me a wife … so, I just wanted to remind you of your tradition !

Persian Joke 35: If Kaleh Pache was an Italian food, then its name was Kaleh Pachino ! (like Al Pachino !), and eating such Italian food / Western food was a very High Class thing !

Persian Joke 36: A girl goes to become a secretary. They ask her: How much money you want as your salary? She says: 3 million ! They say: 3 million ?! But our Boss’s salary is 2 million. Girl: (So, do you want to have sexual intercourse with your Boss ?!) OK. you can go and have your sexual intercourse with him ! (go and fuck him ! )

Persian Joke 37: (It’s an ancient Persian joke) Girl: “Girls are better than boys.” Boy: “Then why did God make boys first?” Girl: “Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy!”

Persian Joke 38: A girl lies naked on the bed, spreads her legs and ask Ghazanfar : Do you know what it means ?! Ghazanfar says: I know it, bitch .. you want to occupy all the bed !

Persian Joke 39: A Basiji says to himself: Such a weird world it is. Before 1979, TV showed Sex & Dance & Fun; so people went to Mosques ! But now after 1979, TV shows Mosques and Mullahs, and thus people go for sex & dance & fun !

Persian Joke 40: Do you know why they put Honey in the mouth of bride and groom, at their wedding night?! Because they want to change the taste of the Shit that they ate that night !!

Persian Joke 41: A Basiji film that all Basijis love it so much is : Shiar-e 140 Darajeh ! … But it’s a dirty-sexy title in Persian, and even in English. If you want to translate the film title in English, it becomes: A 140 Degree Crack ! or A 140 Degree Slit / Slut ! …. A Basiji slut, with a 140 Degree Crack !, has created this shitty Islamist film !

Persian Joke 42: (It’s an old joke about Playing with Persian words; Does this taxi go to x street (x Mikhoreh) and x eats are synonyms in Persian) One day a beautiful girl hails a taxi, and says: Aqa … Karim Khan Mikhoreh ? (Do you go to Karim Khan street?! … that also means: Do you think Karim Khan eat it ?! ) But the witty taxi drivers smiles, and says: Don’t worry honey, Karim Khan should not eat it (chera Karim Khan bokhoreh .. !) I should eat it because I need it more !!

Persian Joke 43: (it’s an old Persian joke) Ghazanfar’s wife was missed. So, Ghazanfar and his brother went to police station, and police man asked him: what are the physical characteristics of your wife? Ghazanfar: She is a blond, with a hot body and long hair, and long legs and beautiful tits and a very hot body. Ghazanfar’s brother : But your wife, Soqra, is not like this. Why do you tell lies?! Ghazanfar: Shut up idiot; now they want to find a wife for me, so let them find a good & hot wife for me !

Persian Joke 44: A female member of the Mullah Parliament says to her Basiji women: until when this Crack is among us, and inside us, then men always sit on us and ride us !! … So we should fill this crack that is among us, inside us !!

Persian Joke 45: Three Basiji pigs – that the West & Media call them Rich kids (Rich shits) – were talking about their fathers and their money & power. First Basiji kid: My father is the most powerful person of the regime. He is the regime’s President. He can create new laws, or stops old laws. So, we are so rich and powerful. Second Basiji kid: In this regime, President is not as powerful as Guardian Council members. My father is a member of the Guardian Council. My father can reject all laws & all President’s orders & all Parliament’s laws. So, we are so rich and powerful. Third Basiji kid: But my father is more powerful than your fathers. Two Basiji kids : Do you want to say that you are Khamenei’s son ?! Third Basiji kid: No, my father is a simple Basiji thug, who runs your father laws / rules in the streets. He taking bribes, and fucking all laws of your fathers! , and all parts of this country! So, we the Basiji thugs are so rich and so powerful !

Persian Joke 46: After the 1979 disaster, the Iranian people were divided into Three main groups: (1) Ashkanian ! = those stupid idiots who shed a lot of tears in the fucking morning festivals of Islamists (2) Samanian ! = those who steal millions or billions of dollars from us, and get rich (3) Safavian ! = all ordinary people who should wait in a large queue, for everything ! (In Persian, Ashk means Tear, and also a dynasty; Saf means queue, and Saf-avian is a dynasty; Saman means good life, and Samanian is a dynasty)

Persian Joke 47: Basijis arrested an American Ghazanfar ! (= Chomsky ! ) , who was drunk. In the Islamist police-station, the American Ghazanfar ( = Chomsky ! ) said: Why I am here? Why did you bring me to this place? Basijis: for Drinking wine ! The US Ghazanfar : really ?! For drinking wine ! so Lets drink wine ! .. You Islamists / Basijis are so cool, and What the Iranian people and their media say about you is bullshit, a rumor, a very baseless rumor !!

Persian Joke 48: Do you know what is the difference between Mathematicians and Philosophers ? Mathematicians try to solve unsolvable problems with the help of Math …. But Philosophers, with the help of Philosophy, try to convert all solved problems into unsolvable problems ! … And the Islamic students of the Islamic Philosophy say: We study for three years; in the first year, we, the Islamic students, and they, the teachers, know what we are talking about. In the second year, we don’t know what they are talking about. In the third year, even they themselves don’t know what they are talking about !

Persian Joke 49 : One day they use a Lie-detector device to see which Mullahs tell lies. Rafsanjani says: I am a good guy.. The Lie-detector device beeps ! Khamenei says: I am not a Spy & Stooge of the West. The Lie-detector device beeps ! Khatami says: I think I were honest. The Lie-detector device beeps ! Rouhani says: I think … The Lie-detector device beeps !

Persian Joke 50: A Mullah and a girl and Ghazanfar were in a taxi in Tehran. Mullah tried to secretly molest the girl, but suddenly the girl slapped his face hard. Then the taxi driver slapped him, and then Ghazanfar slapped him. Mullah sued them; and in the court, judge asked girl: Why did you slap Mullah? girl: because Mullah wanted to molest me. Then judge asked driver: Why did you slap Mullah? Driver: because doing such dirty things in a public place is so bad ! And finally judge asked Ghazanfar: Why did you slap Mullah? Ghazanfar: because I saw all people are hitting Mullah, and so I thought the Regime has changed !!

The below pictures is an Iranian cartoon in 1980 ! It belongs to the Nowruz of 1980 (1359), about one year after the Islamic Disaster of 1979! This means only after one year (after the 1979 Disaster) the wise Iranians and the witty Iranians could predict the future ! In this good Iranian cartoon of 1980 / 1359, even a Canary wears Hijab ! , and cannot sign for Spring & Nowruz, because of the Mullahs and their Islamic Disaster ! Such a good cartoon. As some wise Iranians say: “the Fake Religion of Arabs = Jewish Islam of Arabs / Mullahs is based on Lies & Deception & Fake Things. Most non-Iranians don’t know how the Lefts, the West and their Mullahs tell big lies about Iranians and how Iranians support Mullahs! All their TV interviews are fake interviews. Just look ! The below picture speak 100,000 words. It’s the picture of a Typical fake interview in the Mullah TV (IRIB); Take a close look at it, and think about it. Only a very stupid Bastard or a very stupid Animal / Basiji – who has no honesty & no humanity & no brain & no dignity ( = Bi-sharaf & Bi-Namoos & Bi-Hame Chiz etc ) can be interviewee or interviewer of such fake interviews of a fake regime = Islamic regime”.

zimg_007_7b.jpgdemotratic_interview-Abadan-Iran.jpg

As some wise Iranians say: “the theatrical fight between the West and the Mullahs is exactly like the theatrical interviews of the Mullah TV (above pix) ! It’s theatrical or fake, not real ! A fake interview that is manufactured by the Mullah TV (IRIB) wants to pretend that Iran’s people support the Mullah regime !! , or Iran’s people repeat the regime’s words !!! But they often put a note or a piece of writing in front of interviewee, and ask her / him to answer the question by reading that piece of writing ! (above pix) Take a close look at the above picture; this picture speaks 100,000 words! It’s a typical case of Mullah TV’s interviews. Both interviewer and interviewee know that it’s a fake or theatrical interview, in which the Bad guys have already written both questions and answers, and interviewer and interviewee should only play their silly role in such a silly Farce –
that its scenario has already written behind the scenes! The stupid bastards refer to such fake interviews as Free Speech or People’s Voices !! But Iranians just say: It’s just a film or a fake thing (hamash film-e ! ) And the silly fight between the West and the Mullahs is just a film or a fake thing. Only stupid bastards and stupid animals can think or pretend that the silly Fight between the West and Mullahs is a real one ! The stupid animals / bastards even try to hide Fuck Rouhani jokes, Fuck Arab Islam jokes. Fuck Europe & Rouhani jokes, or Fuck America & Rouhani jokes and other kinds of Persian jokes! But now all sane people can see the true colors of both the Mullahs & the West. Just take a loot at the shameful story of Rouhani & FATF. Just think a little about the Love story of FATF & Mullahs , or CFR & Mullahs , or IMF & Mullahs , that is actually the Love story of Zionists & Islamists. If you want to know more about the Islamic Turkmenchay & Theatrical Fight between America & Mullahs, you can do some research about FATF and Global Mafia. It’s so important now (in 2018) Now the FATF shit has created many historic problems in Iran. Now the FATF shit has fucked all Sarafis = all Currency Exchange shops in Iran. Now the FATF shit has fucked Dollar price in Iran. For the first time in Iran’s history, all Sarafis = all Currency Exchange shops have been closed down by Force and by a Foreign Spy = Rouhani. In Tehran, the Ferdowsi street is the street of Sarafis ( = Currency Exchange shops) The UK embassy is in the Ferdowsi street ! The Russian embassy, the German embassy and the French embassy and many other embassies are located in Ferdowsi street or its neighborhood. But in front of the fucking Western embassies and the fucking West’s eyes, Rouhanis attacked Free Market & Freedom of Trade & all principles of Freedom & Free Trade & Open Market ! But The West and IMF and World Back support Rouhanis and such a Fascist & Tyrannical acts! Now as a result of FATF shit, all Sarafis = all Currency Exchange shops have been closed down in Ferdowsi street! And it’s so important. It’s a complete Farce. It’s a great treason & a great crime of Rouhani, because it has increased the Dollar price from 4500 Toman to 10,000 Toman. It has created a lot of Corruption, Embezzlement, briberies and dirty money for dirty pigs of the CIA & MI6 = Mullahs & Islamists. So, we all must try to connect the dots of the FATF puzzle. And here, lets connect some dots, a few dots. The FATF puzzle needs more attention, because it has created a lot of problems for Iran & Iranian people. The FATF shit is a main part of their Islamic Turkmenchay = the Love story of Mullahs & Zionist Mafia. FATF (Financial Action Task Force) is a product of G8 group ! And it’s what their own website says! It’s important to note that there are very few things & limited information about FATF in the internet ! But why ?! FATF is a secret project of Spying agencies = Rockefeller & Rothschild’s agencies?! Now if you google for FATF & IMF, or FATF & World Bank, or FATF & CFR, or FATF & Mullahs, or FATF & Imperialists, or FATF & Rouhani, or FATF & Zionists, you will find Nothing, zero results ! In fact, The FATF puzzle is a secret and hidden puzzle, exactly like the puzzle of Spying Agencies! But Why ?! Why do they try to hide the FATF, the FATF facts, the FATF real history = The FATF puzzle ?! It’s funny that when all western media, all western TVs and all western websites censor the FATF story, only some Mullah media and Mullah TV (IRIB) have some acceptable reports about FATF ! It’s so laughable, and so shameful. Now sometimes the Mullah TV (IRIB) becomes the most Free TV of the West & the world !! It’s so so shameful. Shame on all Western media & all Lefty media , because they are even worse that the shitty Mullah TV (IRIB). In recent days, the Mullah TV showed a short but good documentary film (with a lot of good evidence, not with slogans or bullshit) about FATF and FATF’s history, and said: they say G8 created FATF, but CFR (Council of Foreign Relations) created all action plans and all details of FATF .. the CFR controls FATF .. Zarif and Seif go to the CFR (for what ?!!) .. the Islamic Regime and Rouhani have accepted to implement the Zionist plans of the CFR and FATF ! … (this CIA’s freemason Islamist) Seif is the head of Central Bank of Islamic Regime, but Seif goes to (the Zionist meetings of ) CFR to report on FATF to the (Zionist members of ) CFR ! .. CFR and FATF try to control all banks in all around the world … CFR and FATF try to control the global economy and all economic transactions … FATF , as a part of (CIA Mafia = Global Mafia), is also a part of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and FATF and IMF are actually (synonyms) … CFR and FATF and IMF try to control Iran’s banks and Iran’s Economy, and they say all economic transactions and all details of Iran’s economy and Iran’s banks should be controlled and monitored by America and (the Zionist CFR and the Zionist IMF) !!! (June 2018) Can you believe it ?! It’s what their own Mullah TV (IRIB) says ! The relations between FATF and CFR are so important, and we and you all should ask why do both Zarif and Seif regularly go to the Zionist CFR ?! They want to report on which important issue to the Zionist CFR = the Zionist Master of Mullahs ( = Arbab-e Mullahs) ?! Now their own Mullah TV says they report on FATF to CRF !! And FATF is just a code-name for Controlling all Banks of Iran and Destroying Iran’s Economy & Iran’s Independence! Now it’s quite clear that FATF is just a code-name or operation-name for destroying Free Market, Open Market and all Free Businesses and all Sarafis = all Currency Exchange shops and all independent trades & activities in Iran ! Indeed, FATF is just a code-name for destroying Iran’s Economy. FATF means Rothschild and Rockefeller. FATF means: Systematic Corruption is The only thing that works! Now all Iranians can see How Rouhanis = Mullahs create Economic chaos and Economic crisis to aid the Enemy of Iran and to pave the way for more Turkmenchays. Today, FATF is a key term. FATF is an operation code / code-name for the CIA Rouhani Anti-Iran Projects. With this CIA operation code (FATF) the CIA’s Islamists and Rouhani attacked all Sarafies of Tehran, and increased the price of Dollar from about 4000 Toman to 10,000 Toman in several weeks ! This CIA operation code (FATF) of Rouhani means: all Sarafies of Tehran should be closed down ! , and the price of Dollar should be increased from about 4000 Toman to 10,000 Toman in several weeks !, and Rouhani should create Economic chaos and Economic crisis to aid the Enemy of Iran. FATF is a key term. The CIA’s Rouhani & CIA Islamists want to destroy all Iranian things, including Sarafis. In Iran, Currency exchange shops are called Sarafis. As all informed people know, the first Currency exchange shops were invented / created by Iranians. The first Currency exchange shops were created by Iranians to facilitate the great trade between Persia and India, and also between Persia and China. But now the CIA’s Islamists desperately try to destroy Sarafis ! FATF is a CIA operation code name for such Anti-Iran projects of The CIA Rouhani. This CIA operation code (FATF) means Rothschild and Rockefellers control Mullahs & Islamic Regime & Islamic Banks. In recent days (July 2018), the CIA’s Rouhani & Larijani make silly Anti-American gestures to allow their fucking Islamic parliament = CIA’s Mullahs to pass FATF bill and kiss the ass of Trump / Rockefeller / Rothschild in a heroic way ! Today, FATF is a key term. If you want to know their Islamic Koon Dadan and their CIA’s Mullahs and their CIA’s Basijis / CIA’s Islamists, then you should focus on FATF and do some research about FATF . Today, it’s quite clear that FATF is a project of the Evil Empire’s Spying agencies & their Rouhanis. Now their own fucking media confess: The Zionist IMF and the Zionist CRF = the so-called Rockefellers and Rothschild want to control all Banks of Iran and all economic transactions of Iran and the world in a very Satanic Project code-named FATF ! In recent days, the CIA media reports: Rouhani And Larijani Meet With Khamenei Over FATF !! (July 2018) Do you know which media report this, and which media are so touchy about FATF ?! The CIA’s media like VOA, Radio Farda, and Al-Monitor, the media of the CIA’s Iran Project ! Just search the internet ! It’ so funny and so important that the CIA’s Radio Farda publishes a very shitty article, FATF and Turkmenchay Pendari !!! , in Persian language ! X pendari means Imaginary x, or x exists only in your mind and imagination !! So, Turkmenchay Pendari means an Imaginary Turkmenchay ! , or a Turkmenchay that exists only in your mind and imagination !! And it’s what the CIA’s Radio Farda says about their FATF and Islamic Regime of CIA ! It’s funny that the CIA’s official media, the CIA’s Radio Farda, publishes such shits and defend Rouhani and Islamic Regime in a silly way! The CIA’s Basji faggot, Ali Afshari, defends the Islamic Regime & Islamic Turkmenchay & FATF ! In these days, it’s not bad that you all take a look at the CIA’s Al-Monitor, which is the official media of the CIA’s Iran Project. (As we said before) The CIA’s Al-Monitor can show you many good things about The CIA’s Iran Project and the CIA’s plans that Rouhani tries to implement in Iran. Do you know what The CIA’s Al-Monitor says in recent days ?! The CIA’s media, Al-Monitor, openly and shamelessly says: Iran’s Economic Crisis gives CIA’s Rouhani chance to hit Corrupt networks !!!!! (July 2018) Can you believe it ?! The CIA defends its asset, Rouhani, in such a silly way ! Rouhani and Corruption are synonyms. Rouhani and Corrupt networks are synonyms. But the CIA media says Rouhani has created Economic Crisis !! , to implement FATF plans !!! And FATF plans are CIA’s plans for Corrupt networks ! Can you believe it ?! Take a look at Al-Monitor ! It’s so laughable, and so informative ! The Al-Monitor is the official media of the CIA’s Iran Project, and their recent jokes are among the most laughable jokes of all times! The Al-Monitor can show you the low IQs of CIA whores, and the empty hands of CIA Mafia. Do you know who write such silly Orwellian crap/ Orwellian jokes for the CIA’s Al-Monitor ?! the CIA’s sodomites like B. Khajehpour !! This Islamic sodomite, Khajeh-pour, is a very notorious member of the CIA’s Mullah Mafia in America ! Khajehpour or Khajeh-pour is a CIA Islamist Khajeh ! , a notorious member of the Namazi clan ! In Persian, Khajeh means Eunuch ! The CIA’s Basijis are actually Khajeh of Harem ! (Khajeh Harem-sara ! ), and this CIA’s Basiji Khajeh-pour is just one of the CIA’s Islamist Khajeh of Harem ! The Namazi clan and their Khajeh-pour and other CIA’s Basjis and CIA’s Islamists are a good symbol of a Khajeh = Eunuch = a Balls-less man (a man who has been CASTRATED), especially one who guarded Whores of Harem ! It’s funny and important to note that in the Satanic English language of UK, they talk about their Political Eunuch !! They say Rouhani is a political eunuch ! It’s so laughable, and so informative. Now even stupid animals confess that their Rouhani is a Political Dayoos, and a Political Khajeh = Political Eunuch ! (below pix) In the 19th century, the UK said: Mullah is a political eunuch ! And now we all can see what it means! Now it’s quite clear that Ayatollah is a political eunuch = a balls-less male whore who desperately tries to defends the CIA’s Turkmenchay & the CIA’s Whores of Harem ! The FATF puzzle can reveal many things. Now even stupid animals see and confess that The CIA’s Whores of Harem are Basijis and Islamists who created the 2009 Coup, the 2009 Massacre, the Islamic Turkmenchay and the Nuclear Turkmenchay in Iran. The CIA’s Whores of Harem are Basijis and Islamists who have implemented The CIA’s Internet Censorship projects and The CIA’s Telegram in Iran. The CIA’s Whores of Harem are Basijis and Islamists who support and help the CIA’s Internet Spying projects in Iran. The CIA’s Islamic Whores are Basijis and Islamists who have implemented the IMF Plans and FATF plans in Iran. The CIA’s Whores of Harem are Basijis and Islamists who have created or helped The CIA’s Corrupt Networks in Iran. In recent years, The CIA media like Al-monitor.c-o-m defends Basijis and Rouhanis and IRGC and CIA’s Hajjis like Hajj Qasem ! (In all these years, we have repeatedly written about Al-Monitor and how they defend Basijis and Islamists; check Archive) And now in July 2015, the CIA’s Hajj Qasem defends Rouhani of CIA ! As the witty Iranians say: Now it becomes clear that even their fucking Hajj Qasem is a nothing a Sodomite and Eunuch & Faggot & Farter ! ( Hajj Qasem shoon ham Guzu & Ko(.)ndeh & Khajeh dar-umad ! ) In fact, their Hajj Qasem is Khajeh of Harem. The CIA’s Hajj Qasem is actually Hajj Qasem of their Uncle Napoleon ! Today, all Basijis are Basiji Bikhayeh = Khajeh of Harem. Now all Iranians say to Basijis: Go away & Die = Berid Bemirid = Get lost & Die = Go & Die of shame. Fuck your Father & Mother & your Arab Islam =your Religion of Nekbat & Zellat & Dayoosi & Pofyoozi ! Shame on You, and Shame on Your fucking Islam = Satanic Islam of Turkmenchay & Nekbat & Zellat (Khak bar oon Sare-toon ! .. Khak bar oon Maz-hab & oon Sare Khare toon !! ) It’s obvious why a corrupt embezzler like Basiji Bikhayeh = Khajeh-pour who is a thief and terrorist defends Rouhanis and FATF ! What can you expect from a CIA Islamist Eunuch / Khajeh who has embezzled millions of dollars of our Iran’s money and has taken some millions dollars Bribes from oil companies?! It’s so Orwellian and so laughable that such a corrupt pig and Corrupt Thief talks about their Corrupt networks & thier major embezzlement cases in our Iran !! Khajeh-pour or Islamist Khajeh is a symbol of the West’s Elite = the West’s corrupt crooks and thieves who have created FATF to fight against themselves ! = Corrupt networks !! It’s a very bad joke that Corrupt Crooks & Thieves want to fight Corruption ! But it’s the West’s norms. In the West and America, Terrorists fight Terrorism ! Pedophiles fight Pedophilia ! Sexual Perverts fight Perversion ! Professional Prostitutes fight Prostitution ! Corrupt officials fight Corruption! Mafia fight Mafia ! Drug dealers fight Drugs ! Porn Stars fight Porn ! America is a Bad joke, a very Bad joke. Just look How Trump is fucking America ! But Trump is not an Islamist Terrorist ! Trump is a Christian Terrorist ! Trump is a Terrorist American President who is fucking America! If you want to know How do The CIA ‘Islamist networks’ operate, you should know How do The CIA ‘Corrupt networks’ operate! If you ordinary people want to buy or transfer 10 dollar or 10,000 dollar, they say: It can be Corruption or Money-laundering of FATF ! But when they themselves and their spies and their terrorists and their agents want to buy & transfer millions of dollars & billions of dollars, then it’s OK ! , and has no problem ! And This is FATF. You should know the so-called Iran Contra = Mullah Contra or CIA Contra, in which America and Mullahs and Zionists created a historic Farce of Money-laundering. But now those pigs whose official job is Money laundering say that they want to fight Money laundering ! They say ordinary people should not be able to transfer 100 dollar or 10,000 dollars , but the global mafia and the corrupt networks of CIA & MI6 should be able to transfer millions of dollars & billions of dollars without a trace ! As you all know, the Money Laundering is the job of the Spying agencies and Mafia. If they really want to control the Money Laundering, they should control themselves! = Spying agencies ! But their goal is not ‘Controlling the Money Laundering’, but is ‘Controlling the people’ ! They want to control people and all aspect of our life more and more and more. FATF is just part of The 1984’s plans, to create an Orwellian shit-hole in the Entire world. Before AhmadiNejad’s era & Rouhani’s era, and also before the Islamic Disaster or 1979, Iran was among the Free countries in which the Market was free and the Banks and many business activities were free. In fact, Iran was among the last Free countries in which at least the Global Mafia or the Evil Empire was not able to control many aspects of your private life and your banking / financial transactions! But Mullahs, specially AhmadiNejad (AN) and Rouhani are slaves of Rothschild and Rockefellers, and created the 2009 Coup, and after that implemented IMF plans, CIA’s plans, Rockefeller’s plans and Rothschild’s plans in Iran. That Jewish Spy, AhmadiNejad (AN), had a key role in FATF shits and IMF plans and all evil plans of Rothschilds and Rockefellers in Iran. Rouhani or AhmadiNejad (AN) was and is a Jewish code-name for the sons of Rothschilds and Rockefellers in Iran. Several books should be written about AhmadiNejad (AN), and how this Jewish AN tried to destroy Iran and Iran’s economy and Iran’s environment and Iran’s natural resources and Everything of Iran, and How AhmadiNejad worked for the CIA & IMF & Zionists, and how AhmadiNejad helped Rothschild and Rockefellers, and how the CIA’s Jewish Marxists & Lefts & Noam Chomsky helped AhmadiNejad. Several books should be written about Hassan Rouhani, and how this British Freemason (Rouhani) tried to destroy Iran and Iran’s economy and Iran’s environment and Iran’s resources and Iran’s independence and Iran’s prestige and Iran’s national interests & Iran’s national security, and How Rouhani works for the MI6 / CIA & Rothschild & Rockefellers, and how all Western media & Marxists & Lefts & Noam Chomsky defend Rouhani and his Turkmenchay. Who can defend FATF and IMF and World Bank and CFR and Bilderberg Group?! Who can defend Rothschils & Rockefellers & Imperialists & Colonial Powers & Global Mafia ?! The answer is clear: Pigs like Noam Chomsky and Marxists and Lefts, who work for the CIA and MI6. It’s so important that these Lefts = Lefty pigs chant Anti-Imperialist slogans, while they are in bed with so-called Imperialists ! Fuck Noam Chomsky, and Fuck Chomsky’s father, and Fuck Chomsky’s mother ! Noam Chomsky is a Jewish pig and a symbol of all CIA pigs who try to fool and deceive innocent children. So, Fuck Noam Chomsky, and Fuck Noam Chomsky’s father ! The Jewish father of Noam Chomsky was a Jewish Mullah, a Jewish Rabbi, who sodomized Noam Chomsky and made him a male whore; and it’s a Jewish tradition ! So, Fuck Noam Chomsky’s father & mother ! The pain and suffering in Iran has a main cause: Pigs like Noam Chomsky and Lefts who defend CIA’s Islamists and all puppet dictators and all puppet Mullahs and all puppet regimes. So, Fuck Noam Chomsky, and Fuck Noam Chomsky’s father ! There is a main cause for all imperialist plans in Iran – including Islamic Turkmenchay, FATF plans in Iran & IMF Plans in Iran: Pigs like Noam Chomsky and Lefts and Marxists who work as apologists for CIA Mullahs, CIA Islamists and all CIA assets in Iran and the world. The Zionist plans & Imperialist plans in Iran don’t have any media coverage & any international protest / awareness only because of Pigs like Noam Chomsky and Lefts and Marxists & other Apologists for CIA. So, Fuck Chomsky, and Fuck Chomsky’s father ! Fuck Lefts and Fuck Marxists. Now even one Marxist shit and one Lefty media don’t talk FATF plans and IMF plans in Iran. So, Fuck Lefts and Fuck Marxists. When all of them are silent, and help so-called imperialists and colonial powers and their imperialist plans, we and you should say: Fuck all Lefts ! , and Fuck all Marxists ! Why do all of them, all Lefts and all Marxists have closed their dirty mouth, and say nothing about IMF-gate, CRF-gate and FATF-gate & Rockefeller-gate & all historic scandals of recent years?! Their disgusting Lefty terminology – like Imperialists or masses or workers /Proletarian or Capitalists / Bourgeois etc – is so disgusting and so sickening and so shitty, specially when these Mother-fuckers ( Lefts / Marxists) defend Imperialists and Imperialist plans, and Fuck workers / Fuck Proletarian, and defend Capitalists / defend Bourgeois !! We Iranians often use their fucking Lefty terminology in a Sarcastic way, to fuck Lefty pigs and to reveal Lefty Lies & Lefty Paradoxes – which are exactly like Islamic Lies & Islamic Paradoxes of Mullahs and Islamists. In 2009, and after 2009, we all could see how the Lefts and Marxists defend AhmadiNejad, Zionist IMF Plans, Islamic Capitalism, the CIA’s 2009 Coup ( = How the CIA’s Islamists killed Iran’s people in 2009) Rouhani and Nuclear Turkmenchay, Rockefeller’s plans, Rothschild’s plans, CIA’s Iran Project, CIA’s Internet censorship Projects, The Zionist IMF’s Islamic Economy and many other Zionist & Imperialist plans of Colonial powers & America in Iran. So, it’s obvious why we all say, and should say: Fuck all Lefts ! , and Fuck all Marxists. Now it’s quite clear why we Iranians say: Fuck Lefts ! , and Fuck Marxists for all their lies & all their betrayals & all their Evil acts. Now it’s quite clear that Lefts and Marxists are Masons. Maybe their rank and file members are just ignorant & stupid slaves, like all rank and file members of CIA Cults / Satanic Cults. But all of their media and all of their intellects are Masonic assets of CIA / MI6 / Big Brother. If you want to know How do The MI6 ‘Corrupt networks’ operate, or How do The CIA ‘Corrupt networks’ operate, or How do The West’s ‘Corrupt networks’ operate, you should know Jewish pigs like Noam Chomsky, Rockefellers, Rothschild and other Jewish bankers and Jewish intellects = Jewish whores = Jewish businessmen ! You should also know the Jewish Islam of Islamists ! , and How the Satanic Jews & Zionists create Islamic Economy for Islamists ! It’s so laughable, and so important. Now of you check IMF website, or google for Islamic Banking and IMF you can find many good things about Islamic Banking and Zionist IMF !! For instance, the official website of IMF, says: Islamic Banking Proposals Get IMF Approval !!! (2017) Can you believe it ?! Islamic Banking Gets Zionist Approval !!!! In fact, The Arab Islam gets Zionist Approval !!!, and it’s what their own official websites say! If you have doubt, just google for Islamic Banking Gets Jewish IMF Approval !!!!, or google for Islamic Finance and the Role of the Jewish IMF !!!! The official website of the Zionist IMF has official articles like: Islamic Finance and the Role of the IMF !!!! ( 2017 ) They have no shame, and actually confess that Islamic Banking Gets Rothschild Approval !!! (2017 / 2018) What the main goal of Jewish Mullahs, Arab Islamists & Rouhanis is clear: Islamic Economy & Islamic Banking Get Rothschild & Rockefellers Approval !!! And it’s what their official websites say! Check the IMF websites, and see what they say about Islamic Finance and the Role of the Zionist IMF !!!! (2017) The stupid Malaysia, Mullahs and Savage Saudi Arabia are behindIslamic Economy & Islamic Banking & Getting Rothschild Approval !!! The fucking Malaysia, the home of Islamic Freemasons, officially have created The Sex Cult of Islam ! or The Sexy Islam Cult! Just google for such titles, and see what they say the Java Sex Cult of Islam! The Java Islamists and Malaysia’s Islamists have created unbelievable Perversions and Corruptions in the name of Religion! They are worse than the Sexy Islam or Sex Cult of Islam in Turkey! It’s a long story (we will write about it later) But what can you expect from such Sexy Islam ! = Such Jewish Islam ! = Such Arabic-Satanic Islam ?! The Zionists and Islamists are brothers, because they are both sons of Satan = sons of Zahak = Kohens & Jewish Sayyids / Sodomites. Now the official website of the IMF says: Islamic Finance refers to the provision of financial services in accordance with the Islamist Shariah Law !!!!! (2017) Can you believe it ?! The Shariah law and IMF ?!!! The Shariah law and Zionist IMF ?!!! But if you know them well, then you know that The Shariah law is the Jewish Law ! If you read their history, and connect dots, then you can easily see that The Arab Islam Shariah law is The Jewish Law. And now in 2018 / 2017, they openly say, for instance, The Jewish Law = Shariah Law does not permit this or that ! Now the Zionist IMF has become a defender of Shariah Law! Now the Jewish IMF has become an apologist for Shariah Law !! It’s the Biggest Debacle (Eftezah) in history. In fact, Shariah Law is Masonic Law, and that’s why Islamists go to UK universities = Masonic universities of UK to learn the Islamic Shariah Law and the Islamic Banking and the Islamic Economy and other Islamic evils from the UK and Masons ! And it’s the true story of Rouhani, Tavakoli, Zibakala, Iraq-chi, Hadad, Mesbah Basijis and many other Islamists. It’s the true story of Islamic Regime, It’s needless to say that all Iranians and all sane people hate such a Satanic Islam = British Islam = CIA’s Islam that its teachers are British Masons! Now you can refer to the CIA’s Islam as the IMF’s Islam ! If you check the IMF website, you can easily see How the Zionists defend Arab Islam & Islamist Shariah. And as Iranians say: Here, you can see the Most Important Points ! (Hame Nok-teh hamin Jast ! ) Now even Basijis and non-Iranians see or say that Mullahs are allies of the Jewish Power Elite ! Islamists are slaves of the Jewish Power Elite ! In fact, Arab Islamists and Mullahs are slaves of Zionists & Jewish Pyramid of Power! , and it’s what their analysts confess to it now. They even talk about How Rothschilds control The Central bank of Mullahs (2018) and say: Rothschilds are all over the Islamic Regime of Mullahs! (2018) Now in 2018, if you google for Rothschild Controlled banks in Islamic Regime, you can find many good and new things ! All informed people know who are behind Money laundering and Corrupt Networks and Terrorists ! Donald Trump is one of the CIA pigs who were doing Money laundering. If they want to fight against Money laundering, they should fight against their Donald Trump and their CIA Mafia. All informed people know Mullah Contra / CIA Contra, and The CIA Mafia and Rothschild Banking Syndicate. Now the West’s Barbarians and the West’s Sadistic pigs are so happy, and openly say: Iran’s People hit by suppression at home, pressure from abroad ! (July 2018) They are so happy that’s their CIA’s Rouhani is still alive ! , and still can create more Corruption and more Corrupt Networks and more Disasters and more Turkmenchay in our Iran ! Just check their CIA / MI6 Mass media and their official Websites and see how the CIA and MI6 defend their Rouhani and their Basijis ! They openly and shameless say that they defend Islamic Tyranny & Islamic Regime of Mullahs because the lack of freedom in Iran and tyrannical style of government just serve the West’s interests ! (2018) Can you believe it ?! They are such stupid bastards. But their shameful outrageous behaviors have changed many things in our Iran. Thank Goodness! In Iran, the hatred of Arab Islam and the hatred of the West is reaching new levels ! Now, almost all Iranians hate Arab Islam so much and express their hatred publicly. It’s so important. And it’s obvious why the Iranian people hate Arab Islam & Arab Islamists so much. The Satanic Islam of Arabs is equal to Corruption, Zellat , Nekbat, Disasters and other Crappy things and Satanic things. Iranians just ask: What’s the benefit of the Fucking Islam of Arabs ?! What’s the use of the Fucking Islam of Arabs?! When all Islamists and all Arab Barbarians work as cows and slaves of The Evil forces, and hurt & betray all Good guys including Iranians, then it’s obvious why all Iranians hate Arab Islam so much. Now even the stupid animals / Basjis confess to such facts, and say: Arabs have always been traitors ! (Treason, Betrayal and Barbarity is part of the DNA of Arabia !) (2018) In Iran, the pubic hatred towards Rouhani & Mullahs is actually the public hatred towards Arab Islam and the public hatred towards the West & all Western stooges – form Mullahs and Monarchists to Marxists, Terrorists, MKO/ MEK/ ISIS / DAESH/ Saudis and other Savage Terrorists of CIA & MI6. The Iranian people know the Theatrical fight between America and Islamists. Iranians can also see that the Arab Islam and Corruption are synonyms. The Arab Islam just creates corruptions, and now even stupid animals / Basijis confess to it ! Now all Iranians can see why Arab Islam and Immorality are synonyms, and how the Arab Islam creates Immorality & Inhumanity & Corruption, and How The Islamic Economics Create Corruption, the worst kind of corruption. One day, such facts were hidden facts, or only a group of people were aware of them. But now all Iranians and all sane people can see How The Arab Islam & Islamists Create Immorality & Corruption, the worst kind of corruption. And it’s a godsend for Iran and all good guys. People can see the true face of Arab Islam, and the true colors of Islamists and their Arab Islam, and it’s really a godsend ! Many know How The IMF’s Economics Create Corruption! But now even stupid animals / Basijis talk about How Rouhanis and The IMF and Islamic Finance Create Corruption! (2018) Now in 2018, even stupid animals / Basijis confess How Arab Islam and Islamic Economics Create Corruption & Turkmenchay & FATF Slavery ! Now only the CIA and MI6 groups including The CIA Crisis Group defend Rouhani and Islamic Corruptions! It’s funny that the CIA’s Arab Terrorists say FATF means Financial Action Task Force (FATF) to fight against Arab Terrorists !!! It’s so laughable, but it’s not a joke! The Terrorists want to fight against Terrorism ! , with FATF ! But we all know that FATF actually means Fascists Admire Terrorist Fascists (FATF) ! Trump and his Saudi Arab Terrorists show that FATF means Fascists Admire Terrorist Faggots! (FATF) Rouhanis show that IMF & FATF mean: Using Bank cards, instead of using Banknotes (Eskenas), because the Big Brothers want to control all aspects of your life including How you ordinary people spend your money !! Using Banking cards, instead of using Banknotes, and Using Banking cards for daily life & daily shopping is a very very Stupid thing & Evil thing. If you use Banking cards for daily life and your daily shopping, instead of using Banknotes, you actually help Rockefellers & Rothschild & Evil Empire to control all aspects of your life & your privacy. Today, Banking cards are so dangerous & so Evil because they not anonymous like Banknotes or modern anonymous payment cards. FATF means Control, and Controlling all aspects of your life and your privacy and your basic rights and your freedoms. The CIA is a FATF-style Mafia! They openly talk about their FATF money laundering standards !!!! Can you believe it ?! The Bilderberg Group, the Trilateral Commission, and the CFR have created the FATF money laundering standards! Now in 2018, they defend Rouhani and happily say: As a result of the Nuclear Deal & FATF all pathways to Iran have been blocked !!! (2018) Can you believe it ?! Zionists love Rouhani, because they believe that their Jewish Rouhani’s Nuclear Deal providing greater security to Zionists and Imperialists !! And it’s not a joke; it’s exactly what they say in their media ! Just search the internet. Now even stupid Animals/ Basijis talk about such issues. But Iranians just spit at Basjis, and say to them: your fucking Arab Islam is just good for your aunt = your British Queen ( = vase Ammat !) If you want to make a better future and to get rid of your shitty conditions, you must get rid of Arab Islam & all Mullahs & Moftis ! (Dar Inja ta bovad Mullah & Mofti .. Beh ruze Bad-tar az een ham Biofti ! ) It’s funny that now even Basijis / Islamists say: Death to Rouhahi ! , and refer to Rouhani as Dayoos-e Kesafat !! = Dirty Dayoos ! Now in 2018, Iran’s streets and bus stations are covered by graffiti of Death to Rouhani & Death to Khamenei ! But Mullahs use oil color to hide such graffiti, and it reminds Iranians of 1979 ! , and that’s why Iranians sarcastically say to Mullahs: Nang bah Rang pak nemishe !! = Such a great Disgrace ! But Disgrace cannot be cleaned by oil Color !! Now after the Islamic Turkmenchay & Zellat & Nekbat of Arab Islam, even stupid animals confess that the Jewish Islam of Arabs has only brought disgrace on its followers ! In the past, Basijis said: America = Great Satan cannot hurt Iran ! But now: Basijis say: Without Larijani and Rouhani, America cannot hurt Iran !! (below pix) It’s so important. In fact, they confess that: Without the Islamic Regime, America cannot hurt Iran! It’s so important. They confess that the fucking Arab Islam and the fucking Islamic regime only give America excuse to create a bad image of Iran and to hurt Iran. It’s so important that now even stupid animals have become aware of such issues, and confess: Without the Arab Islam, America cannot hurt Iran! (Bedune een Islam-e Arabi, America Hich Qalati nemitune Bokone ! ) It’s so important. They even confess that the Islamic Regime is a puppet regime and a Nofuz Project ! (below pix) Now even stupid Animals / Basijis confess that Rouhani and Larijani and Khamenei are Nofuzi = Anti-Iran Spies of UK & MI6 ! (below pix) It’s so important. The Islamic regime is equal to Nofuz & Nokar Ajnabi = A Puppet Regime of CIA / MI6 Spies. And now in 2018, even stupid Animals / Basijis confess to this issue (below pix)”.

34358013_256251774940389_2797632797718609920_n.jpg29714420_1639490232772003_1760041210937868288_n.jpg

Persian Joke 51: Basijis protest in recent days (in 2018), and chant : You Mullahs / Rouhanis should fear the day that we will finally understand what has happened !!! (Vay beh ruzi keh Befahmin Chi shod !!! )

Persian Joke 52: Abbas goes to Saudi Arabia to open a Repair shop for their Camels ! The first Arab comes and says: My camel doesn’t walk. Abbas says to his aid: Asqar, put his camel in the Repair Box ! ( .. bebar to Chal ! ) So, Asqar goes with Camel to the Repair box, and then Asqar hits Camel’s ball with a stone, and thus Camel starts to run like a roadrunner ! .. But Arab says to Abbas: Wow ! I cannot catch my camel now .. How can I catch my camel ? Abbas says to his aid: Asqar, put this Arab man in the Repair Box ! (Aqa ro bebar to Chal ! ) … So, Arab starts to run like a roadrunner, too! .. Abbas says to his aid: Asqar, did he pay his bill ? Did you get money from him ?! Asqar: Oh, no, I forgot. Abbas: So, put yourself in the Repair Box !

Persian Joke 53: You the people already thought that “Institutional Corruption” means that they fuck each other in the institute ! But now you have learned that it just was a good imagination, and now you wish it was true, because “Institutional Corruption” actually means : they fuck you the people !

Persian Joke 54: Ghazanfar’s wife asked him, “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?” Ghazanfar looked at her from head to toe and replied, “I like your sense of humor!” !

Persian Joke 55: Ghazanfar became a taxi driver ! At his first day, three Basiji were in his Samand taxi (Samand is an Islamic car / taxi) One of them said: Please stop, I have reached my destination. Ghazanfer: Do you have a Samand car ?! Basiji: No, my car is a German car. Ghazanfer: So, just sit and wait. Then the second Basiji reached his destination, and said: Please stop! Please stop! Ghazanfer: Do you have a Samand car ? Basiji: No, my car is a French car. Ghazanfer: So, just shut up, sit and wait. The third Basji just thought that Ghazanfar should be a hot Basiji and an Islamist, who loves Islamic products! So when he reached his destination, he said: Please stop, brother! I have an Islamic car, a Samand car ! Ghazanfer: so, just tell me where is its fucking brake pedal !!

Persian Joke 56: Iranians ask Ghazanfer: What do you do when your wife is not in the house ?! Ghazanfer: Relaxing and Enjoying ! Iranians: And when your wife is in the house ?! Ghazanfer: Resisting and Struggling ! (in a heroic way ! )

Persian Joke 57: Rouhani has asked his team to increase all prices including cow milk price! But when they ask Rouhani why he has done such silly things, Rouhani says: Because I want to help and support those Cows who still defend the Islamic regime and my Islamic Turkmenchay !

Persian Joke 58: Do you know why both Basijis and the West (CIA & MI6) help and support Rouhani and his Trukmenchay? Because only stupid Cows and sick Cows can love and support a sick & stupid Cow like Rouhani who suffers from Mad Cow Disease !

Persian Joke 59: Rouhani becomes seriously ill, and all British doctors and all other doctors say Rouhani is dying, and incurable. So, they ask an Indian doctor ( a magical doctor) to visit him and cure him. The Indian doctor says: His only cure is that you should feed him 5000 male ants. Even if one ant was female, Rouhani will die. All ants must be male ! … So, all Basijis and all regime guys try to find male ants. But they cannot distinguish male and female ants, and they are so frustrated. But suddenly Ghazanfer comes with about 1 kg ants in his hands, and says: these ants are male ants; all of them are male ! They say: How do you know ? Ghazanfer: It was so easy. When I saw ants, I said to them: Rouhani is dying .. Rouhan is seriously ill … But ants said: to my balls !! (beh Tokhmam ! ) or my dick in Rouhani’s mouth, or I fuck Rouhani with my cock … In this way, I found that these ants are male ants !

Persian Joke 60: A Basiji finds a very old magic lantern (Cherach jadu) After touching it, a magical jinn suddenly appears and tells him: Just make a wish, and Ask me to do a favor for you ! .. Basiji: OK, Please free Palestine ! Jinn: Oh, idiot, it’s none of your business; ask me a personal wish, something for yourself and your own family and your own … Basiji suddenly says: So, make me Human, or at least do some thing that Iranian people don’t see us (Arabs / Basijis) as cows or stupid animals. Jinn: Oh, shit, it’s impossible! ..Lets go and free Palestine for you !! (bia berim hamun Palestine ro barat Azad konam !! )

Persian Joke 61: In Tehran, Ghazanfer was searching for a parking space, but he was not able to find any parking space in Tehran. So, Ghazanfer was saying to God: Oh God, If you help me to find a parking space, then I will pray all days, and I will fast all days, and I will …. then suddenly Ghazanfer saw a parking space, and said to God: Please don’t bother yourself God, I find it myself !

Persian Joke 62: A British psychiatrist goes to Iran, and makes a gesture of wisdom and says to an Iranian psychiatrist: In your backward country, How do you know a patient is a psychopath or a normal person? Iranian: We fill this bathtub with water, and then we put a tea spoon, a cup, and a large bucket in front of patient, and ask patient to empty the water our of tub. Briton: Oh, OK, it’s so simple; We Britons use advanced methods, but you Iranians use this simple method, in which If patient is a normal person, then he will choose the large bucket … Iranian suddenly says: No, Mr British Idiot; if patient is a normal person, he will use tub stopper ! (Now you are a patient of this lunatic asylum!) Do you want your bed here or in other rooms ?!

Persian Joke 63: Rouhani was preaching to Islamists, but suddenly a pack of playing cards slid out of his pocket ! As an excuse, and for justifying this shameful non-Islamist thing, He picked up the cards, and said: Do you know what is this ? Islamists: Yah, it’s a playing card ! Rouhani: What ?! You all know such non-Islamic things ?! then why do you ask me to stop playing my non-Islamic games? !

Persian Joke 64: They ask Ghazanfar: Do you know what ‘Garbage Recycling’ means ? Ghazanfar: Yah, Garbage Recycling means Regime Change ! or when the UK and USA convert a garbage like the Pahlavi regime into the Mullah regime, or vice versa! Garbage Recycling means that the UK and USA convert a useless garbage like Rouhanis / Mullahs into a new garbage like Monarchists, Mojahed (MEK, MKO, NCRI etc) Marxist etc, and then call it a Regime Change !

Persian Joke 65: Before Marriage: man: What should I say? It should happen sooner; I cannot endure this situation .. women: what would happen, If I leave you ?! … man: Even this question makes me sad .. Women: Do you love me? .. men: of course, you can be sure of that; do you have doubt ? .. women: Have you ever cheated on me ? .. men: No, never, and also I didn’t like your question … women: Do you buy me gifts ? .. men: Yah, each day of the week .. women: Do you hurt my feelings? … men: no, never; I am not that kind of person .. woman: Can I trust you ? .. men: What ?!! ……. And for after marriage, you can read this joke again, but from the End (= the Last question) to the beginning ( = the first question) ! Read it again !

Persian Joke 66: Before marriage, a typical girl says that she only wants a husband and a family. But after the marriage she wants Everything ! .. And she wants everything form her poor husband ! … And Before marriage, a typical boy says that he has almost everything but he just needs a wife and a family. But after the marriage He loses Everything, including his Brain, his money and his freedoms, and his patience, and his sense of humor, and his health … and of course his wife !!

Persian Joke 67: A Basiji goes to Las Vegas, and calls his wife and asks her: Am I a martyr ? Am I martyred and gone to Heaven ? His wife: No, why you ask such questions? Basiji: Because now I am in Paradise / Heaven ! , with a lot of Houris ! ( = holy whores)

Persian Joke 68: In 1977, The Shah went to the shrine of the Cyrus the Great, and said: Oh, Cyrus the Great rests and sleeps well, because we are awake !! …. In 2017, AhmadiNejad (AN) went to the shrine of Cyrus the Great, and said: Cyrus the Great wakes up ! Please wakes up !, because we Jewish Arab Mullahs have shitted in your great Aryan country! Cyrus the Great wakes up please ! , because we Jewish Arab Mullahs have ruined your Great Persia, your great Aryan country!

Persian Joke 69: Ghazanfar prays to the Jewish God, and says: Oh, the Jewish God please gives me the wealth of the Jewish Donald Trump, the long life of the Jewish Ayatollah Janati, the shamelessness of the Jewish mass media, the stupidity of the Jewish leaders, the Barbarity of the Jewish Arabs, and the Basirat (= Jewish wisdom) of your Jewish Mullah Khamenei & Rouhani to destroy all your slaves & all your soldiers & all your army ! , and to make the world a … But suddenly, the Jewish God says: oh, my son, don’t bother yourself, it’s the job of my Jewish men; they all try to make the world a shithole ! Don’t worry !

Persian Joke 70: They arrest a Basiji for having a po-rn film. They say: You Basiji pig watch po-rn film ? Basiji: No it’s not a po-rm film. It’s just Behind The Scenes part of my own Wedding film!

Persian Joke 71: If Iranians don’t die from air crash / airplanes crash, If Iranians don’t die from air pollutions, If Iranians don’t die from car accidents, If Iranians don’t die from Earthquakes, If Iranians don’t die in the Mullah prison, If Iranians don’t die from Islamist rules and Islamic Nekbat, If Iranians don’t die from the Islamic government’s mismanagement & their Islamic corruption, and If Iranians don’t die from all Islamic disasters and all Western-made problems, then Iranians will certainly die from Happiness !!

Persian Joke 72: A Taxi conversation in a taxi in Tehran : A Tehrani man says: Before 1979, the winter was cold and full of snow … we had a lot of rain & snow & water & good days. But now even the winter is full of Air pollutions and Poisons and Dusts and shitty hot weather, worse than the Hell ! .. A Tehrani woman says: Yah, Before 1979, even the weather was so much better. We didn’t have any Air pollutions; we could see Tehran mountains; and Tehran’s weather was so nice …. Taxi driver: In 1979 we wanted to change History, but instead, we just changed Geography !! ….. Dust + Dirt + Pollution + Poison = National Geographic of Islamists !

Persian Joke 73: An Iranian says to Ghazanfar: Do you know why Basijis and Islamists call each other Brother or Sister ?! … Ghazanfare : yah, because this Arab Religion and this Arab Islamic regime have fucked their Mothers .. so, they all have become brothers and sisters !

Persian Joke 74: In England, they wrote on the door of their church: Love your worst Enemy ! …. And then, near the church, they had sex club and bar, which said to people: Sex and Wine are your worst Enemy !

Persian Joke 75: The Mullah TV asks Iranians: What do you think about Exporting the Islamic Revolution? Is it a good idea? Iranians: Yah, it’s a great idea; Get rid of your Islamic revolution ! We don’t need this shit in our Iran! Export all parts of this shit ( = your Islamic Revolution ! ) to Arab countries – from them you have imported this shit ! … Export all parts of this shit, and save our Iran from your Islamic Revolution !

Persian Joke 76: In 2015, after the Nuclear Deal / Turkmenchay of Rouhani, the Western media talked about the benefits of the Nuclear deal and specially its financial benefits, and said (for instance) : In Iran, you have collected 20 million Tomans to buy a Kia car. Just wait ! Now with Nuclear Deal & End of Sanction Farce, you should go for a Maserati or a Porsche ! .. Bye bye falafel, hello McDonalds! Bye bye Arab whores, Hello US Porn Stars / Candy Charms !! .. In the near future, one dollar will be 1000 Tomans ! (2015) But what has really happened after their Nuclear deal, and what was the real benefit of their Rouhani & their Nuclear Deal ?! You have collected 20 million Tomans to buy a Kia car ?! Now you should go for a Bicycle ! .. Bye bye Rouhani, hello Regime Change ! .. God Bless AhmadiNejad ! Now one dollar is 10,000 Toman !! And it’s the only benefit of Rouhani & Islamic regime ! …… And do you know If Ghazanfar was the President of the Islamic Regime, or Ghazanfar was the minister of Economy, or Ghazanfar was Central Bank’s manager, then what would have happened ? The answer is clear: Now the Maximum price of Dollar was 1500 Toman !

Persian Joke 77: An Arab Islamist was a suicide bomber. Iranians asked him: If you and your Arab terrorist friends go to Hell (not paradise), what do you do there? Which kinds of shit you eat ?! Arab Islamist: I will do a suicide bombing attack in the Hell, and then we and all Arab terrorists = Hell dwellers will go to Paradise !

Persian Joke 78: Ghazanfar went to Mecca for Hajj. They ask him: What was your Hajj trip? Ghazanfar: Oh shit, this time we could not see the God again; this time the God was not in his house again; and so, people were just waking and talking and fucking in his yard ! ….. And after the recent Saudi-Satanic-Islamic Rape & Sodomy farce of Hajj, they ask Basijis: What do you think about Hajj ? Basiijs: The Arab Hajj is good for us; but we Arab Basijis ask our Arab Brothers: Please add more Rape, more Sodomy, and more Sex and more Sadistic-Satanic perversion to your Arab Hajj ! …. Please rape more women, please sodomize more boys, and please kill more children and more people in Yemen etc, to make our Arab Hajj more Islamic and more joyful !!

Persian Joke 79: A Basiji went to America. Iranians ask him: How do the fucking Americans allow you Basijis to enter America? Basiji: The CIA’s Americans are our Brothers! Iranians: You Islamists and America are Brothers ?! But didn’t you have any language problem in America? Basiji : Oh, no, I didn’t have any language problem in America. but all ordinary Americans (who were non-CIA ! ) had language problem ! They could not speak to me, or understand me !

Persian Joke 80: In a football match between Iran and Saudi Arabia, all people saw how the stupid Arabs and uncultured Arabs insulted Iranian players. So, reporters ask Mullahs about this Arab behavior, and say: We all saws how Arabs insult and say dirty words in Arabic; so how do you respond / react to this? Mullahs: Arabs are brothers of Mullahs, and Arabs just read their Arab holy texts ! Our Arab Brothers just read the Islamist Holy texts in Arabic ! ( with a DAESH / Saudi rhythm ! )

Persian Joke 81: Ghazanfer’s friend asks a Mullah: If some dogs attacks me, How should I defend myself ? Mullah: You should read some Arabic verse of Arab Holy texts; if you read some Arabic verse, then dogs go … But Ghazanfer says to his friend: Of course, it’s better you use a hockey stick to defend yourself, because some dogs don’t know Arabic language !!

Persian Joke 82: (it’s an ancient Persian joke) An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks, “Why do you have boobs on your back?” The camel replies, “Ha! That’s a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face

Persian Joke 83: An Arab Basiji calls 911 (110), and says: Oh, Iranian people please help me; they have stolen my stuff in my car; they have stolen my gas pedal, my brake pedal, my everything … Iranian: Are you Arab & Basiji ? Arab Basiji:- yah, but how do you know? Iranian: nothing, forget it; just go and sit in the front seat; now you are in the back seat of your car ! Arab Basiji: Wow ! How smart you Iranians are ! Yah, it’s the back seat of my car !

Persian Joke 84: They ask a Mullah / Rouhani: Have you ever seen some people who are lazier, and stupider, and more sickening & disgusting than you ?! ( .. Pofyooz-tar & Koon goshad-tar az khodet ham didi ?!) Mullah / Rouhani says: Yah, those who says to me: Please pray for us ! (Eltemas Doa ! )

Persian Joke 85: Ghazanfer becomes a doctor, and prescribe a patient something for his illness, and says: Eat one pill before sleeping, and eat one pill before waking up ! …… Ghazanfer or Rouhani becomes Mullah President, and then prescribe something for their Islamic Economic illness, and says: Islamists should digest / consume one Islamic Turkmenchay before one Economic Shock (when dollar price increase from 1000 Toman to 3500 Toman), and then eat/ consume one Islamic Turkmenchay after another Economic Shock ( when dollar price increase from 3500 Toman to 10,000 Toman as a result of the First Turkmenchay ! ) and this vicious circle of Turkmenchay & Economic Disaster will continue until the Second Coming of Mehdi / Messieh !! = until the near Downfall of the Islamic Regime !!

Persian Joke 86: Men say: When you don’t marry, you have almost everything while you have only one problem: Woman ! But when you marry, you will have many many problems, while you have nothing but a Woman ! …. Women say: When you don’t marry, you feel you need men and you want a man! But when you marry, you feel you hate all men, and you see that the man needs you, while you need money, not men ! …. Men say: You marry women, because you don’t have brain and you have not reached Maturity! And you divorce women, because you have gained wisdom and experience, and you have reached Maturity !! … Women say: You marry men, because you want to become a rich woman, and one of the lucky ones ! And you divorce men, because you have become rich and one of the lucky ones ! , or because your man even doesn’t know what Rich & One of the lucky ones means ! , or because your man wants to become rich, and one of the lucky ones !!

Persian Joke 87: Ghazanfer goes to a modern coffee shop in Tehran. They say to him: We have a very New, unique and special food, Zapang-Suck-Faparang-Cock-Wong with lemon! Ghazanfer : Zapang-Suck-Faparang-Cock-Wong with what ?! ….. And one day Ghazanfar opens a modern coffee shop in Tehran, and says: We have new Italian foods, that even Italian people don’t know them and don’t use them !!

Persian Joke 88: They ask a Basiji mathematician : How many sides has the cube of Life ? Basiji: The cube of Life has three sides, which are Slavery and Faith, the two sides of our Basji Life ! ……. They ask a Basiji Economist : How many economic problems and Islamic corruptions your Islamic Regime has ? Basiji Economist : Zero! Nothing! Iranian people don’t know the complicated Science of Islamic Economics that we learned from the British universities in London. In this complicated Science, we have only one key rule: Corruption and ignorance and other Problems & Bad things belong to the people, but money and power and other Good things belong to us and our British masters !

Persian Joke 89: When the wife of American Businessman = American Basiji dies, then American Basiji writes on the graves of his wife: This is the grave of my wife, and my job is zzz, and my address is yyy, and my telephone number is aaa ! The American Businessmen = American Basijis even use the graves of their relatives as their business card !

Persian Joke 90: For enjoying the Life, you should be stupid ! William Shakespeare of Arabia !! …. and other British wise words or British words of advice that belong to William Shakespeare of The Ayatollah BBC: For enjoying Rouhani, you should be stupid ! … Don’t be stupid, Enjoy Rouhani & Pain & Suffering & Turkmenchay ! .. If you accept Rouhani & Turkmenchay, then you are a Great idiot like the Great Britain ! …

Persian Joke 91: A feminist Girl advice : When a man attacks you, you should take down his trousers/ pants, and then you should take up your own skirt ! But don’t have a sexy Sick mind ! It just helps you (girls) to run, and prevents him from running !!

Persian Joke 92: You know you’re American If : -”you always talk about freedom & democracy, but you vote for a Fascist Dictator (Trump) to become your President ! -you always accuse other countries of Terrorism & Fascism & Racism, but you yourself is a Terrorist Racist Fascist who votes for Trump, and then you and your President defend Arab Terrorists / Arab Dictators, Jewish Racists & all Fascists ! –
you are both a religious Christian and an Atheist ! – you are both a Christian Fanatic and a Jewish fanatic who hates Jesus ! – you always talk about Christian values and Christian morality, but at the same time you love Pedophilia and Rape & Sodomy and other American values like Lying, Cheating, Hypocrisy, Bullying, Barbarism and Inhumanity! – you always talk about Human rights, but you hate all Human Rights organizations, and your main symbol of Human Rights is Saudi Arabia & Nazi Fascists – you always talk about Freedom & Free Speech, but you desperately try to censor the voices of Iranian people, and to censor how Iranians Fuck Trump ! … And it’s not just a joke !, but it’s reality !

Persian Joke 93: Top Signs that you know you are British or English politician or journalist or idiot : – You always preach & bullshit about Democracy, but your country is a Monarchy ! , and your national anthem is a medieval tyrannical song like God Save the Queen !! that belongs to the Dark Stone Age! -You always preach & bullshit about Law & the rule of Law, but your country doesn’t have even a Constitution = basic laws, and you proudly say: your main laws are unwritten laws !! Exactly like your honor that is a non-existent honor ! – You always preach & bullshit about Civilization & Culture, but your country has been the main land of Barbarians & Human-eaters, with the long history of Barbarism & Barbarians – You just care about money & power, and you hate Human values like Honesty, honor, Truth and Humanity, but you call yourself Human ! – Your mindset is Satanic and Barbaric, and your leader is the Satanic Queen, and your moral leaders are the Satanic Masons, but you call yourself Moral People !! – You think Satan is Moral teacher, but God is Evil Dictator ! – You think Exploiting other nations is good, and killing other people is good, and Lying and Cheating and Betraying is good, but you call yourself an advocate of Human Rights ! – You tell Big lies, and your mass media is a Lie Factory, and you censor all news, and you try to hide the Truths and to censor all Facts, but you call yourself an advocate of Free Speech ! – You defend Mullahs and Dictators and Fascists and all Anti-Iran Barbarians and all Reactionary groups , but call yourself an advocate of Freedom & Democracy ! You have no shame & no brain, but you think it’s a good thing ! …. And it’s not just a joke !, but it’s reality !

Persian Joke 94: Top Signs that you know you are American : – You just care about sex and silly superficial things, but your country is an advanced country with the help of Immigrants ! – You are a Whore and you just care about Sex and Superficial things, but at the same time you attack Immigrants and say that immigrants – who make your country an advanced country- are whores, sex addicts and Rapists = Sex criminals ! You actually think that the real Whores are Scientists ! , and the real Scientists are Rapists ! – You are a Religious fanatic, a true Christian, but also you are a gay or lesbian or a pedophile or a sick sexual pervert like Trump. You actually think Religion is Sex !, or a sexy thing ! – Your country is a new-born country that immigrants have created it, but your president -who is an immigrant or comes from an immigrant family- attack immigrants !! – You kill the Native people of America, and you are a White immigrant who hate the Native people of America, but you call yourself a Patriot or a real native person of America !! You actually think God is Blind ! or God is Trump ! – You are a gay or pedophile or sex addict / pervert, but call yourself an advocate of Children and Women ! , because you Grab them by pussy or sex ! … And it’s not just a joke !, but it’s reality !

Persian Joke 95: One day in the Hell ! … One day, Hell dwellers were so happy, were dancing! Hell’s agents told them: what are you doing? why are you so happy? Hell dwellers: because Rouhani has become the new manager of Hell = Hell’s president ! The Devil has resigned, and Rouhani has become the new devil = new president of Hell ! … Agents: so, Rouhani should be happy! Why are you happy ?! What’s your benefit ?! Hell dwellers: because Rouhani will negotiate with God & Heaven’s angels (Paradise’s agents) and then will create a new Turkmenchay, and then even Hell becomes Heaven ! … Hell agents: Oh idiots, you are so naive .. now even Heaven is becoming Hell ! … Hell dwellers: Why ? Hell agents: because when the Devil resigned and Rouhani became the Hell’s President, then God decided to resign!! Now Trump has become new God !! .. In fact, the Devil has become God !

Persian Joke 96: After his Turkmenchay farce, Rouhani commits suicide ! Rouhani shoots a bullet at his head, but he doesn’t die immediately! After 1 hour he dies ! So, all scientists from all around the world gather to find the reason. After a lot of researches, they finally declare the main reason : For about 1 hour, the bullet was searching for Rouhani’s brain ! … For about 1 hour, the bullet was not able to find Rouhani’s brain in his head !!

Persian Joke 97: Ghazanfer went to America, and attended a class to Americanize his Iranian driving license. After the class, they asked him: How was the class? Ghazanfer: their driving teacher was a stupid Christian fanatic, a religious fanatic .. When I was driving, he just said: oh, Jesus ! oh, God ! oh, Jesus !!

Persian Joke 98: Satan goes to see God, and to protest against him! Satan: oh, God, we reached an agreement , and you promised that you don’t interfere in my business … God: yah, it’s true. We didn’t interfere .. what has happened? Satan: so, who is your Rouhani ?! What Rouhani is doing shows that Rouhani is worse than Satan ! Rouhani is replacing Satan ! (.. ru dast-e Satan boland shode ! ) … And also in Qom and in Saudi Arabia, you have created many rivals (Islamists / mullahs) for me !! ( … to Qom & Arabia ham dast ziad shode !! )

Persian Joke 99: Ghazanfar and his brothers die and go to Hell ! But after 3 months, they leave the Hell ! Angels ask them: What has happened ? What did you do there? How could you manage to leave the Hell ?! Ghazanfar : Nothing; It was a large fire there. The Hell was on fire! They had set fire to it! So, we just used our fire-fighting methods, and finally after 3 months, we could put an End to that large Fire !! Now, there is no Fire in the Hell !! We did our job !

Persian Joke 100: Ghazanfar wanted to get rid of his wife’s cat. So, he took cat, and after going through several streets, he left cat there (in an unknown neighborhood), and then returned home. But he suddenly saw that cat is there, and cat has returned home sooner than him! Ghazanfar did this over and over, but cat always returned home! So, Ghazanfar became so angry, and decided to use a very complex path, and to go far far far, outside the town! So, he reached a very far and remote area. He put cat there, and tried to return home. But that night, Ghazanfar didn’t return home. He used his smart phone, and called his wife, and said: That crappy cat is there ? Wife: Yah! Why do you ask this? Ghazanfar: Oh, shit! Please ask Cat how he has returned home? I have get lost here ! Oh Cat, Please Help me ! I have lost my way !

1474562545_agha-mehdi-vared-mishavad.jpgor_6438197.jpg

As some wise Iranians say: “Now in 2018, all sane people can see the Death of Islamic Ideology, and the Death of Arab Islam in our Iran. Even the story of Malek Motie, and the Mullah reactions to it, clearly showed that the Islamic Ideology and the Arab Islam have died in Iran. Some Film Farsi ( = pre-1979 films) and their titles or their contents can explain the Islamic regime well. The Islamic Regime is actually Mashin Masthi Mamdali ! (above film poster) that means the Islamic Regime is a very shitty & broken machine, full of shitty lies and shitty Paradoxes! Now the Basiji faggots and Islamist whores of Islamic regime are exactly like DAESH of Turkey and also the Sexy Islamists of Turkey! If you Google for Turkey Islam sexy Islamists ! or Se-x Cult of Islam Turkey sexy Islamists, or Turkey Sexy Cult Turkey Sexy Islam etc, you can find many good pictures of their sexy Islamists and how the Turkish Islamic Freemasons = Turkey’s Islamists have created a S-exy cult or a sexy Islam in Turkey! Now many talk about the story of the sexy Islamists of Turkish TVs ! (we will write about it later) And the sexy Islam of Turkey – that creates Islamic Barbarians like DAESH & other Islamic perverts – can remind you of Mullahs (= Arab Islamists) & also Pahlavis. The Freemasons have created a Se-xy Cult or a Sexy Islam, that is a combination of Sex & Barbarism!, or Sex & Islamist Fundamentalism! It’s unbelievable. Such Big Paradoxes are unbelievable. But it’s a reality. The Satanic Cults like the Jewish Islam & Sexy Islam create sex addicts, sex slaves and Islamic barbarians like DAESH / ISIS / Basijis / Mullahs / MEK / MKO and other Islamic Terrorists. It’s so important (we will write more about it later) The Islamic barbarians and sexy Islamists create Candy Charms-gate, Islamic Porn & Islamic Turkmenchay & Islamic Regime & Islamic Sadism etc. Almost all Religious Fanatics (including Trump & Orthodox Jews / Christians) and all Islamists specially Arab Islamists are sex slaves and sex addicts and so obsessing about sex! And it’s a very important issue. It’s not accidental that all of them are such sick pigs, whit such sick minds. The Jewish Cults / Jewish Religions have been specifically designed to create such sick minds & sick pigs. It’s a long story. It’s part of the History of Judaism & Freemasonry. And now in 2018, many talk about The official version of the history of Freemasonry ! (we will more about it later) As many know, Freemasonry is the Cult of Spying agencies & Espionage organizations & Intelligence Services in Europe and all around the world. In fact, Freemasonry is the Cult of The Evil Empire. Now, all Mullah leaders and Islamic leaders are Freemasons. The UK created this project in the 19th century, and then developed it in the 20th century, and now we and you all can see the fruits of this Evil project ! Now all Islamist leaders and all Islamic leaders are Freemasons or Spies / Stooges of the West. Just take a look at Arab society or Islamic countries! All of them are victims of the same Satanic projects. All Arab leaders and Islamic leaders are Freemasons or Spies / Stooges of the West. Mullahs are just part of such Arab spies and Arab Masons. The MI6’s Hojjatieh Cult says: Aqa Mehdi Vared Vishavad ! (above film poster), It’s the motto of the MI6’s Mullahs and the MI6’s Hojjatieh Cult – that manage Islamic Regime & Islamic Turkmenchay : Aqa Mehdi Vared Vishavad ! (Mehdi comes !) As you know, Mehdi or Mahdi is the name of their Messiah, their Jewish Messiah ! But the stupid bastards don’t know that Aqa Mehdi Vared Vishavad ! (Mehdi comes) but the Arab Islam Karej Mishavad ! ( = Arab Islam dies / goes !) = The Mullahs Die / The Mullahs Go ! The MI6’s Mullahs say they are creating Corruptions for the second coming of Mehdi/ Messiah !! But now even their own Mullahs confess that creating Corruptions –
Islamic Corruptions / Satanic Corruptions- for the second coming of Mehdi/ Messiah is exactly what the Evil Empire wants, and the Mullahs and all Islamists are the first victims & main victims of any Jewish Messiah / Mehdi ! It’s so funny. Even in their own shitty religious point of view, the Mullahs and Islamists are nothing but corrupt pigs and evil men ! , and the first victims of any Messiah or Mehdi ! It’s so funny, and so important. If they want to be honest, then even in Religion and Religious point of view, the Mullahs and Islamists are nothing but Corrupt pigs and Evil men ! Even If you think about their own fucking Islamic slogans in 1979 and 1980s, then you can see that –
even according to their own Logic – the Mullahs and Islamists are nothing but Evil men and Spies / Stooges of the West ! It’s so funny, and important. And that’s why now even stupid Animals / Basijis fuck Mullahs / Rouhanis, and say : Death to Rouhani ! Death to Mullahs! It’s so laughable. The soup is too salty, and even the Cooks protest against it! The FATF-gate and all Islamic Corruptions & Islamic disasters that Rouhanis / Mullahs have created are part of their Arab Islam’s Nekbat & Turkmenchay. Now Rouhanis implement FATF Plans = Bilderberg Group’s plans, and Fuck the Economics and fuck the Free Market and close all Sarafis ! But do you know how many corruptions create FATF Plans ? Now in the free market (or black market), the dollar price is about 10,000 Toman (T). But they say the official price of dollar is 4200 Toman (T) ! But this official price is only for Mullahs, Islamists and Islamic businessmen, and those corrupt pigs who have relations with Islamist officials of Islamic Regime! So, the fucking Islamists & Basijis become Billionaires over one night, simply by buying dollars (government price = 4200 T!) and then selling dollars in free market ! (price = 10,000 T !!) For instance, if they buy 100,000 dollars, they pay 420 millions Toman, but when they sell dollars in free market , they gain 1 billions Toman ! That means their net profit is about 600 millions Toman, over one night ! If they buy 1 million dollar, and sell it in free market, their net profit is about 6 Billions Toman ! , over one night ! And 6 Billions Toman is equal to about 1 million dollars ! In fact, they gain one Million Dollars over one night, without any work! Such Islamic corruptions are what Rouhani and IMF / FATF have created. When dollar price increases from 4000 T to 10,000 T over one night or within several weeks, it means that most Iranians lose about 60% of their assets & their moneys. For instance, if they have 100 millions T in an Iranian bank ( = 25k dollars) then over night their money and its values decrease by 60%, from 100 millions Toman ( = 25k dollars) to 40 millions Toman !! ( = 10K dollars) In fact, when most Iranians lose about 60% of their assets & their moneys over one night, Basijis and Islamists and Mullahs become millionaires & billionaires over one night. Now you can understand who are Turkmenchay-profiteers and also Trump-profiteers & Sanction-profiteers. Now, the Mullah media report that many members of Rouhani’s family have gained such dirty money and dirty profits, and billions of dollars have been missed in recent months !! But how is it possible ?! Only by Corruption = only by FATF & Rouhani ! Now the Mullah media report that Billions of dollars have been disappeared / stolen in few months !! Can you believe it ?! It’s their Islamic Miracle ! = their IMF / FATF miracle ! Many members of Rouhani’s family & Basiji leaders families & Mullah families have become Millionaires and Billionaires over one night, with such dirty tactics and dirty Grants / dirty privilege of buying & selling dollars. In Iran, such dirty privileges / dirty grants are called Raant. Special Privilege or Raant is a kind of Economic Corruption, in which the corrupt pigs use special government permissions to create a monopoly, to become Millionaires and Billionaires over one night. As you know, No pain, No gain is an ancient Persian Proverb, that now you can find it in English and many other languages. But Mullahs and their Corrupt Arab Islam say: No pain, No again is wrong! Pain actually means Privilege or Party or Power ! So, their Jewish Islamic proverb is: No privilege, No gain !! , or No power, No gain !! , or No corruption, no gain !! In fact, the Islamists and Mullahs have changed this well-known proverb from No pain, No gain to No corruption, no gain ! , that means: without corruption, you gain nothing! The UK Rouhani’s motto is: No Lie, no gain !! that means: Without Lies & telling Lies, you gain nothing! It’s actually the UK motto and the Arab motto of the Jewish Islam of Arabs! After their Islamic Turkmenchay, it’s quite clear that their official motto of their Arab Islam is : No shame ! , and No gain !, and No Brain !! , and No humanity, and no Honor (Sharaf), and no Honesty and no Truth and no Human values! The Arab Jews, Jewish Christians and Jewish Islamists actually say No to all Good & Decent things, butsay Yes to all Bad & Evil things! The Jewish Islam of Arabs and Mullahs is a very corrupt cult / religion. Now the Mullah motto or Rouhani’s motto is officially: No Turkmenchay, no gain !! , that means: without Turkmenchay, Mullah again nothing! Rouhani says No Pain, No gain actually means: No Great Satan, no gain ! = Without Great Satan, Mullahs are nothing and Mullahs gain nothing! And it’s a great confession. The Mullahs implement IMF Plans, FATF plans and other Evil plans of CIA & MI6 in their fucking Islamic Regime, but at the same time posing as Anti-Imperialists !! Now all people can understand what Islamic Government By Corruption means! It’s so obvious why Iranians truly say: Islamists are slaves of the Evil Empire .. the West is the Evil Empire .. The West is the world of corruption .. the Religion of Corruption is Jewish, a Jewish Religion like Arab Islam or America Christianity! Just look how the West defends Corruption! They officially & openly & shamelessly say: Corruption means Economic Development !!! ( World Bank , 2017) Can you believe it?! They even talk about Moral Economies of Corruption !! (2017) Just search the internet ! The West is such a corrupt shithode. They officially publish articles like: The only thing that works is Corruption !!! (2017) , and talk about positive effects of corruption on economic growth !!!!! (2018 /2017) Can you believe it ?! On such occasion, Iranians just say: Ajab ! Ajab ! , that is something between Wow and Oh, Shit ! The corrupt America and the fucking West already said : Corruption is an endemic barrier to economic development ! But now, they say: Corruption = Economic Development !!! ( World Bank , 2017) Now they talk about positive effects of corruption on Economic growth !!!!! The CIA Iran’s Project’s media officially says: The corrupt Rouhani and the Islamic Corruption fight against Corrupt Networks!! , by creating Economic Crisis & Economic Corruption !!!! (July 2018) And it’s not a joke! Just take a look at Al-Monitor = The CIA Iran Project media ! They say Turkmenchay, bribes and special privileges / Raants (like buying & selling dollar) create economic growth !!! They say: Bribes are offered to speed up the economic growth !!! The West is a sick joke. Now Iranians talk about tales of bribery and corruption, that are actually tales of IMF and FATF ! or tales of Islamic Lies & Islamic Corruptions & Islamic Disasters of the Mullah regime. The Master of Mullahs = The West = Arbab of Mullahs defending Islamic Fascism & Islamic Corruptions & Islamic Terrorism of Arab Terrorists, simply because the West is Evil; the West is true Evil. They defend Corruption, but in the name of Anticorruption ! The world’s shady transactions and money laundering are nothing but what the CIA and MI6 do. Smuggling, cheating, and bribing and hiding and the World of Mafia & CIA & MI6 are synonyms. But just look how they play silly games, and pretend that terrorists are fighting Terrorism, Dictators are fighting against Dictatorship!, and American Fascists are fighting against Fascism! They have no shame and no brain. They say: Trump and American Racists are fighting against Racism !! And the Nazi Hitler was fighting against Nazism !! One day, we thought that the West has at least 1% Brain, or a very small brain. But now, it’s clear that the West’s head is empty, of full of shit ! The West is brainless, shameless, and full of shit. We Iranians repeatedly warned the West and America about sowing the seeds of hate in Iran, and sowing the seeds of Destruction in America & the West (check Archive) But they didn’t listen, and now we all can see the results of sowing the seeds of hate, sowing the seeds of Destruction. Now even the fucking West’s mass media confessing: Iranians Hate USA and Islamists More Than Ever ! (2018) And they know, and all stupid animals know, why Iranians Hate The West and Mullahs More Than Ever ! (2018) It’s so obvious why Iranians hate Britain & France more than ever. It’s so obvious why all Iranians Hate Arab Islam More Than Ever ! The Islamic regime, American regime and European regimes are corrupt regimes. And we Iranians know what is Corruption, and what is the effect of Corruption! Dishonest, unethical and inhumane mean Corrupt or Corruption. So, Just ask yourself: what makes poor countries poor ?! what makes rich countries poor ?! What is the rule of Corruption?! What is American Capitalism and Islamic Corruption ?! What is Economic advantages for a privileged few ?!! What or Who prevents oil money from reaching ordinary people ?! What prevents aid money from reaching disaster victims ?! How Corruption works ?! How Mafia works ? As you all know, Spying Agencies and Mafia & Corruption are synonyms. Now the breadth and depth of global corruption is shocking, simply because the breadth and depth of The Evil Empire’s corrupt networks are shocking. They have created the networks of bribery and corruption in all countries. Now the hidden world of corruption is not hidden any more ! Yah, many many details are unclear, but many things are not hidden any more. And the important point is that The hidden world of corruption is the hidden world of CIA & MI6 ! Now even idiots can see obvious things, and say: To truly understand corruption, we must watch what politicians do, rather than just listen to what politicians say ! (2018) In fact, even idiots know How the corrupt pigs chant Anticorruption slogans, while they are creating more and more corruptions! When they say: objects can only be imported and exported with special government dollars / money – and the government rate of dollar of 4200 T while the Free Market rate of dollar is 10,000 T ! – then it’s obvious that it can only create Great Corruptions and destroy all Factories and all real productive economic actives. It just encourages people to just buy and sell dollars, or to import shitty foreign products (with dollar rate of 4200 T) and sell them at domestic markets with a very high price ! (with dollar rate of 10,000 T ! ) Now even stupid animals confess that Rouhani just creates Corruption, and Rouhani’s goal is nothing but Creating Corruption & Chaos and destroying National Economy & all economic principles. Now not only all Iranians bun even stupid animals / Basijis see and confess that What Rouhani has said and done in 2017 and 2018 are among the Greatest Corruption on Earth, and Hassan Rouhani must be tried and executed for Corruption & High Treason against Iran and Iranian people. Rouhani is a British Spy, and Rouhani’s economic decisions have destroyed the people’s life and the National Economy. Rouhani’s economic decisions are against all economic norms and all rational norms. So, it’s obvious why Iranians say: Hassan Rouhani must be tried and executed for Corruption & Treason against Iran and Iranian people. Rouhani’s economic decisions just serve the West’s interests. Rouhani just helps sanctions. Rouhani just helps the Enemy. Rouhani is aiding the Enemy. So, Hassan Rouhani must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran and Iranian people. Rouhani’s economic decisions have only created Corruption, Chaos, Instability, and Horrible problems. In fact, what Rouhani does is among the Greatest Corruptions on Earth. Rouhani’s lies and Rouhani’s paradoxes even make kids laugh. Rouhani’s lies just show that Rouhani is a Spy, or an Anti-Iran Stooge of the West. Now after all disasters that Rouhani has created, Hassan Rouhani must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran and Iranian people. The CIA Iran Project media says Rouhani and corrupt officials are anticorruption !!! (July 2018) But all people can see that the CIA’s Rouhanis are promoting corruption systematically. The CIA’s Mullahs and Rouhani are creating Corruption, Economic Chaos and Economic Instability in a systematic way, to help the West and to pave the way for creating new Turkmenchays. And now even stupid Animals / Basijis are aware of such facts, and confessing to it. So, Hassan Rouhani must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran and Iranian people. What Rouhani has done in recent years is among the Greatest Corruptions on Earth. Rouhani’s corruption is unforgivable. Rouhani’s evil acts including creating a high inflation rate & corruption rate, and a very high rate of Economic instability and Economic chaos are among the Greatest Corruptions on Earth. So, Rouhani and Rouhani’s team must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran and Iranian people. Instead of becoming Billionaires and becoming CIA Spies and receiving American Green Cards! , Rouhani and Rouhani’s team must be tried and executed for High Treason and High Corruption. Why our Iranian people should pay the price of Rouhani’s corruption and Rouhani’s Insanity & Rouhani’s Spying for the West ?! Rouhani is aiding the Enemy. In all recent years, we Iranians have repeatedly warned Rouhani and Mullahs, but Rouhani has only done one thing: Creating more Corruptions + Telling more Lies + Doing more Anti-Iran Acts = Aiding the Enemy. Who implements IMF Plans & FATF plans = CIA plans in Iran ?! Who implements The CIA Iran Project & Rockefeller plans = CIA plans in Iran ?! The Answer is clear: Rouhani and Khamenei = Mullahs. Now even their own Mullah media confess that Rouhani aids the Enemy! Why Rouhani removed Price Control in late 2017?! Why Rouhani increased dollar price in 2017 ?! Why Rouhani wanted to implement a new wave of IMF Plans and cutting subsidies and increasing petrol price and all prices, and to help Trump and America?! Hassan Rouhani must be tried and executed for High Treason . Rouhani is aiding the Enemy, and Rouhani has always aided The Enemy of Iran and Iranians. We Iranians know How their Corruption Affects our Life! Their Corrupted economies and their Religious Corruption and their Jewish / Islamic Capitalism are among the Worst Corruptions on Earth. Rouhani is aiding the Enemy, and hurting the Iranian people. And it’s the Worst Treason and the Worse Corruptions on Earth. Hassan Rouhani must be tried and executed for High Treason & Corruption & Aiding the Enemy of Iranian people. Have you forgotten Rouhani’s slogans & Rouhani’s bullshit & Rouhani’s lies ?! But Iranian people have not forgotten !, and that’s why all Iranians say: Fuck Rouhani ! Death to Rouhani ! Fuck Rouhani’s father & mother ! America is a country with a high level of corruption, economic corruption. But Rouhanis worship American Capitalism! Mullahs = Rouhanis worship Economic corruptions! The Islamic regime or the British regime or America’s regime is a political regime with a high level of corruption = buying and selling laws & the rule of laws & humanity and everything by money! America is the Empire of Corruptions! (We have already written about such issues, and about their lobbying industry and their systematic corruptions; check Archive) The Islamic Regime is like Corrupt America. But our Iran and Iranian people hate both of them. Now their own analysts confess that the next “Savior” in Iran will be wearing neither a Turban nor a Crown! As you know, the Islamic crown is called Turban or Ammameh ! And now all analysts agree that the next “Savior” in Iran would be wearing neither a Crown nor a military cap! In fact, all analysts agree that the next “Savior” in Iran would be neither a CIA puppet nor a stooge of MI6 (= Monarchist, Mojahed, Mullah, Mason or Mercenary!) Now even their own media confess that the Iranian people protests clearly demonstrate the public’s lack of faith in the Islamic regime! (2018) It’s so important. In fact, even stupid animals confess that the Iranian people protests clearly demonstrate the public’s lack of faith in the West’s stooges – from Mullahs & Monarchists to Terrorists (MEK/ MKO) and Marxists / Islamists and other Mercenaries. The West’s stooges desperately try to avoid a tsunami of anger that can sweep them all away! But it’s an impossible dream. In Iran, a tsunami of anger will sweep all stooges of the West away! Just wait and see ! Our Iran has many many real soldiers = unknown soldiers. The Mullahs and other Bad guys refer to their Spies & Stooges as unknown soldiers! But in our Iran and the world of Humans, the good guys and ordinary people are unknown soldiers. They are unknown soldiers of The Good = unknown soldiers of Great Persia / Iran. Today, even many rank & file members of Basij & IRGC & Their Cults / Organizations are unknown soldiers of our Iran, or becoming unknown soldiers of our Iran. They are becoming Anti-Mullah & Anti-Islamist, and pro-Iran & pro-Iranian. It’s so important. Islamists and other Spies & Stooges are unknown soldiers of the Evil Empire. But our Iran has millions of wise people and ordinary people, who are unknown soldiers of The Good & The Truth. They are people like Afshin Yadollahi. In his last years, Afshin had become a great Poet, a great Patriot Poet. Afshin truly said Our love is Truth, Our love is Iran. Do you know what was his last poem? His close friend, Salar Aqili – who is a famous singer in Iran- officially said that Afshin’s last poem was a poem called The Blood of Peom. Salar says: Afshin knew that they want to kill him. So, he called his last poem The Blood of Poem. But do you know what Afshin has said in his last poem, The Blood of Poem ( = Khoon-e Qazal) You must read this great poem in Persian. Translation will ruin it. But lets take a look at part of its meaning in English: …. this Winter is so cold and so dark … but for the sake of Truth & Iran & Light & the End of Darkness, we endure the rain of all pains and all disasters .. Our dream is Sun / Light, and our Hope is Spring (Beh Roya-e Khorshid, va Shoghe Bahar …) and that’s why we are ready to sacrifice ourselves for Great Persia … (… Saram ra beh Bade Vatan midaham) .. Tell our story to the future Generations .. (beh Ayandegan hale mara begu …) Tell them how we endure the pain of this Love (the Love of Truth, the Love of Persia) .. Tomorrow is a day that the proud & young generations of our Iran ( … keh Irani-e sarboland & Javan ) will deserve the great name of Persia and the great history of Iran … (Sezavar-e Tarikh-e Iran Shavad …) … Oh, Iran, I swear to your name and to the names of all your lovers, that we endure all pains of this Love ….. Such a great poem; Such a great poem. And the most important point is that If you are Iranian, then You cannot resist weeping when you read this great poem in Persian language. In fact, if you want to know whether you are an Iranian or not (= whether you are a real Human or not), then just see what is happening to you while you reading this poem. If you are Iranian or real Human, then you start to weep uncontrollably when you read this poem in Persian, simply because you can feel the poet’s feelings and the poet’s weeping while he was writing this great poet. All Iranians and all real Humancan understand poems and real Human feelings / emotions well. The poet (Afshin) honestly shows you in this great poem that he could not resist weeping when he was writing this poem = his last poem. When the great poet (Afshin) says he cannot resist weeping tears of hope and tears of love (beh Atash bekesh Abr-e Boqz-e mara …), he also adds: Oh, Iran, we hope that your holy soil (the holy soil of Iran) becomes a great Flower Garden again ( = Golestan = a garden full of flowers) They = Evil men are bloodthirsty and thirsty for our blood, and they have destroyed our life and our Iran … But we fight and we endure and we sacrifice ourselves, because our goal is clear: We want Light, We want the End of Darkness, We want the End of Dark Ages, We want the End of Evil Empire, and we want that your ruins become Great Iran again (keh Virane-hay-e thou Iran Shavad …) The story of Afshin Yadollahi & his girlfriend/ partner and their assassination in 2017 is a long story (we will write more about it later) The Anti-Iran Mafia hate Light and Love. In Persian language, Light and Love are synonyms. It’s so important. In the great Persian language, Sun and Love and Goodness are synonyms ( = Mehr) In Iran, God and Love are synonyms; God and Light are synonyms; God and Truth are synonyms. It’s so important. It’s an Iranian Legacy to mankind. The wise Iranians created Kish-e Mehr = The Religion of Love, The Religion of Light. It’s an Iranian legacy. Since the ancient times, when Iranians were fighting against Darkness & Dark forces, they just said to the Light or the Love: In your way, even Death is Life .. we endure all pains for the sake of the Truth, for the sake of the Light / the Love. In our Great Iran, Truth-seekers and Freedom fighters and Light fighters – who fight for the sake of the Light – and Truth fighters – who fight for the sake of the Truth- and Love fighters – who fight for the sake of Love- are the same things and the same good guys. It’s an Iranian Legacy. Now many many good guys in all around the world are using our Iranian legacies, while the Bad guys try to misuse and corrupt such good things. They talk about blind love !!, Fascist love !!, blind cults! , blind obedience, blind acceptance and other Bad and Blind things in the name of good things! The Bad guys try to mislead and misinform people. For instance, they stupidly attack Iranian protests, and stupidly say: Iranian people don’t have a precise goal that could be summed up in one sentence !!!! (2018) Can you believe it?! They pretend that a precise goal is something that could be summed up in one sentence !!!!, and then Iranians don’t have a precise goal, like Kill & Destroy & Serve the West’s interests, that can be summed up in one sentence !! The stupid animals and the stupid bastards say many silly & childish things. But Iranians sarcastically say to Anti-Iran animals: We know what is good and what is bad for our Iran and the world ! So, don’t try to make a fool of yourself ! Don’t come and give us silly speeches ! We know them all ! (Baba joon, Vase maa Ruzeh Nakhoon ! .. ) If there’s no real Good & New Thing in your words keep it for your stupid friends ( = vase Ammat ! ) in the stupid West ! We’ve had enough! In fact, Iranians want to say that we know obvious things, and we know good guys & good things, and also we know the stupid pigs of the West. Now the Iranian people have no recognizable leadership, and it’s a good thing But the Iranian people have no media and no organization, and it’s a very bad thing. In fact, the main problem is that people have no media & no organization. It’s a very big problem, but sooner or later, it will be solved by the Good guys & the real Iranians. The Iranian people have clear slogans and clear demands. They want a real Iranian regime, a real Democracy, a real Freedom, and a real Independent & Strong country. Rouhani is an Economic Terrorist. Rouhani must be tried and executed for Economic Terrorism and Destroying people’s life & Stealing people’s money & Creating Nekbat & Turkmenchay. Rouhani is a symbol of this Satanic Regime = the Islamic Regime = Anti-Iranian Regime. The Iranian people have clear slogans and clear demands. They say: Death to Rouhani ! Death to Mullahs! Death to Islamic Regime! But the West’s pigs prefer to pretend ignorance ! (Khod ro beh Khariat bezanan !) The Anti-West movement = The Anti-Mullah Movement = The Anti-Evil Empire movement = The Anti-Arab Psalmists & Anti-Jewish Islam Movement is a truly popular movement / uprising in Iran. Now it’s a mass movement that is very very very Bigger than the so-called 1978/ 1979 movement in Iran. Now all Iranians want regime change, and say: Mullahs must go (to hell); Mullahs must get lost. Our Iran should become Iranian again, and all Arab & Ajnabi Barbarians must get lost and must go to Hell, to their own Arab shit-holes. All Masons and all Arab Islamists and all Mullahs & Mercenaries must leave our Iran. And it’s what all Iranian people want. And you should not forget that when the CIA’s Islamists & Basijis see that they have no future (ie Hava kheili passe), then the CIA’s Basijis & Islamist would start to chant pro-Monarchy and pro-Pahlavi slogans. In fact, they want to repeat their old CIA plan of 1979, when Pahlavi’s Savak and Savak agents chanted pro-Khomenei and pro-Mullah slogans. Keep this in your minds. One day in the near future, The CIA’s Basijis & CIA’s Islamists will chant pro-Monarchy and pro-Pahlavi slogans! But that day is a day that all stooges of the West – form Mullahs, Monarchists, Basijis and Islamists and Pahlavists and Rajavists and Masons and all Mercenaries will go to Hell for ever, and will have the same fate in our Iran. Mullahs are Monarchists are the same Anti-Iran shits, and the same stooges of the West. All CIA agents and MI6 whores are the same Anti-Iran shits. The exiled whores are Arabs, not Iranians. Now in 2018, the wise & good Iranians who live in America (California) say: Even in California, the Capital of Monarchists / Pahlavists, only about 10 percent of exiled Iranians support Monarchy (Pahlavists) and the return of a constitutional monarch !! ( It’s so laughable that even in California, the Capital of Monarchists / Pahlavists,) more than 90 percent of exiled Iranians hate Monarchy & Monarchists & Pahlavists & Islamists & Mullahs & Marxists and other Dictators and Anti-Iran Forces. We hope that the wise & good Iranians who live in North America & Europe become more active, and talk more about such important Facts. We all know those Arabs & Anti-Iran pigs who pretend that they are Iranians! They write or speak Persian, But all Iranians know, and sarcastically say : Mage Har Khari Parsi Harf zad Irani-e ?! (Do you think any person or any stupid bastard who speaks Persian language is Iranian ?! ) Mage Har Khari Parsi Nevesht Irani-e ?! (Do you think any person or any stupid bastard who writes in Persian language is Iranian ?! ) (2018) And it’s what the Iranian people truly say in recent years, and show the depth of their Wisdom. As we and you all know, Anti-Iran Spies learn Persian, and speak / write in Persian. Now many Arab Barbarians and Arab Jews and other Anti-Iran Barbarians have learned Persian language, and speak / write in Persian! Do you know How many Iraqi Arab Barbarians and Iraqi Arab Islamists live in Iran today?! Do you know how many Iraqi Arab Barbarians / Arab Islamists taking part in the so-called fucking Elections of fucking Iraq in our Iran?! Do you how Iraq and Iraq’s Arab pigs betray Iran and Iranians ?! Now in July 2018, their own Mulalh TV (IRIB) says: All Iraqis know How Turkey, Saudis and Saudi Arabia betrayed them, and defended DAESH/ ISIS; and how Iran spent a lot of money and sacrificed a lot of lives / people to defend Iraq & Iraqis. But now, Iraq imposing 40% tariff on Iran & Iranian goods & Iranian exports to Iraq, while Iraq imposing 0% tariff on Saudi Arabia & Saudi Arab pigs !!!, and Iraq only imposing 5% tariff on Turkey’s goods & Turks !! The story of The Arab Zina-zadeh = Arabs of Iraq = Arab Traitors is a long story (we will write about it later) Arab pigs of Iraq have polluted our Iran. They are Basiji leaders and members of Basij ! Do you know How many Arab Barbarians & Arab Islamists from Lebanon, Iraq and other Arab shit-holes live in Iran today?! Do you know how many Arab spies & Jew spies & British spies who live in the West can speak / write in Persian ?! These Non-Iranian Agents and Arab pigs pretend that they are Iranians !! But they are sons of Zahak, Al-e Davood, Jabal Ameli, and Al-Sadr and other Arab Jew Freemason families in London, Qom, Mashhad, Hamedan, Isfahah, Tehran and many other cities.They have polluted our Iran. They have polluted the world. The Anti-Iran Barbarians = CIA’s Arab Islamists and other CIA agents and MI6 whores have polluted our Iran and the whole world. In Iran, they are called The Islamic Regime. They are the Islamic Regime of Mullahs. They must go to hell; they must get lost. America and the West love them and support them, because they are Arabs or Anti-Iran Barbarians. They are MEK / MKO / Rajavists, Pahlavists, Monarchists, Masons, Mullahs, Basijis / Islamists and Marxists and other stupid Animals & stupid Bastards who are often called cyber whores, media whores, journalists or dissidents or Opposition group !!! They speak or write in Persian, but they are Arabs, Jews and other Anti-Iran Barbarians. In the internet and cyber space, American Spies, Arab pigs, Jewish spies, and British Spies write or put comments in Persian ! But we Iranians can easily recognize them. We Iranians can easily recognize who is Iranian, and who is not Iranian. All sane people can easily recognize Anti-Iran whores and Anti-Iran Barbarians. But you should not forget that Spies or Stooges of the West = Anti-Iran whores are traitors, and they will betray everything & everyone. Basijis become Pahlavists, and Monarchists become Basijis, and Savakis became Islamists, and in the near future the CIA’s Islamists & Basijis will chant pro-American slogans! But that day will be their last day! Now their Anti-Iran media openly say: the CIA’s fake Iranians and the CIA’s fake Opposition are still slated to play a major role in any future !! (2018) It’s the evil nature of the Evil Empire of USA & UK. They use their spies are President (Rouhani / Trump) or Foreign Minister (Zarif) or Islamist leaders / Basiji leaders. But now even stupid animals confess that all Iranians know and hate Rouhani & Arab Islam = AN par ! Rouhani par ! Arab Islam par ! … (below pix) One day, the MI6’s Mullahs and Islamists chanted : this or that must be executed ! ( .. Edam bayad Gardad ! ) But in the near future, their own supporters and their own Islamists will chant: Mullah / Rouhani must be executed ! (Rouhani Edam bayad Gardad ! ) Hassan Rouhani must be executed ! (Hassan Rouhani Edam bayad Gardad ! ) Just wait and see. The public hatred of Rouhani/ Mullahs and The public hatred of Arab Islam is not a hidden fact in Iran. But the Anti-Iran Whores desperately try to hide such undeniable facts. They pretend that the history or the people rise to applaud Islamic Tyranny & Turkmenchay !! But now even stupid Animals / Basijis confess that the history and the Iranian people just rise to urinate / piss in Mullahs / Rouhanis ! in their honor ! (below pix) It’s so important that now the stupid Animals / Basijis confess that the History and the Iranian people just rise to piss in Arab Islam in its honor ! Today, the soup is too salty, and that’s why even their own Islamists confess that (below pix) Iran’s history and Iran’s people rise to piss in Rouhanis & Islamists & Islamic Regime in their honor !! (Tarikh beh Eftekhare-shan Istadeh Khahad Shashid !! ) It’s actually a Pissing ceremony, in which the History and all Iranian people rise to piss or urinate, in honour of Rouhani & Khamenei & all Islamists who created this Islamic Nekbat & Zellat = Islamic Regime !! And it’s what their own Basijis and their own supporters say today in 2018 ! (below pix) “.

34078997_222660885208537_8451701357341048832_n.jpg31761272_132196437548948_6334260090748534784_n.jpg

Persian Joke 101: Rouhani and his kid go to see a doctor. Rouhani says: hey doctor, my kid has no appetite for foods; he eats nothing. The Iranian Doctor: Don’t worry; it’s not an important problem … Rouhani: But doctor, my kid has no appetite; he eat nothing. Iranian Doctor: Don’t worry Rouhani; just put your Islamic Turban (= Mullah hat = Ammameh) on the head of your kid, and then your kid will have a very strong appetite, and your kid will eat our country !, all things of Iran !!

Persian Joke 102: (It’s an ancient Persian Joke) A Sheikh in an Arab village of Arabia was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house of his Mosque. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens. One night the cock rooster was missing and the Arab Sheikh decided to do something about it at the Mosque. At Friday prayer, he asked the Arab Umma: “Has anybody got a cock?” All Arab men stood up! “No, No”, he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?” All Arab women stood up ! “No, No”, he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them?” Half Arab women stood up !! “No, No”, he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?” All Arab Muftis / Talib boys (Religious Students) stood up !!

Persian Joke 103: Rouhani had a stomach problem, and went to see a doctor. The doctor said: For solving your problem, you should follow this healthy diet : Don’t eat meat, don’t eat fat, don’t do drug, and don’t go to Menbar for Islamist preaching. Rouhani: OK, but why I should not go to Menber for Islamic preaching ? Doctor: because you Rouhanis just eat shit and extra shits at your Menbar, and now eating shit is not good for your stomach ! … So, Don’t eat shit Rouhani !

Persina Joke 104: An Iranian was making love with a blond girl … But this blond girl – that was his girl friend- suddenly said: Honey, do you think we can have such great sex after the marriage ? Iranian: Yah, why not ?! If your husband was not a jerk, we can continue our great sexual relationships after your marriage !!

Persian Joke 105: At midnight, Ghazanfar rings up the Mullah TV (IRIB) and says: Do you think Khamenei has slept now? IRIB: yah, this is midnight; Khamenei has slept. But … Ghazanfar: Do you think Rafsanjani and all other Mullahs have slept ? IRIB: yah, this is midnight; all Mullahs have slept. But .. Ghazanfar: Do you think the Basiji leaders have slept ? IRIB: yah, this is midnight. All of them have slept. But … Ghazanfar: So, when all of these Islamist jerks have slept, and thus don’t watch TV, please cut the Islamist crap, Cut all of these Islamic Mullah craps, and please air some Indian Dancing Shows or Los Angeles Dancing Shows, and lets all people enjoy !!

Persian Joke 106: The mean time for sex in America is : 18 min; In Europe is 20 min, and in Iran is 283 min !! … But don’t get it wrong! In Iran, they spend 200 min to find a safe place, and then they spend 80 min to beg the girl and to make her ready, and finally they only spend 3 min on s-ex !

Persian Joke 107: A Mullah / Rouhani goes for Presidential nomination, to become the President of the Islamic regime. They tell him: But you don’t have any education ? And Rouhani says: (But do you think) Sitting and shitting in the country need any educations ? !! (Mage Ridan tu mamlekat ham Savad mikhad ? !! )

Persian Joke 108: (It’s a joke about playing with words in Persian) In 1980s, Mullah Arbadili went to Friday Prayer, and said: We still don’t know How we should put this dick (ie each person) in a right place !! … But now the Mullahs say: After 40 years, we have finally understood How we should put this dick (ie each person) in a right place !! .. Apparently, the Mullahs / Rouhani have finally learned how to fuck their own father & mother ! , to fuck their own Arab Islam & Islamic regime in a right way !

Persian Joke 109: After 1979 Disaster, our Economic situation in Iran changed from Eat and Don’t die (Bo-khor & Na-mir) to Don’t Eat, and Die (Na-khor & Be-mir) !! And it’s the only benefit of the Islamic Revolution of 1979 !

Persian Joke 110: When Mullahs Die and go to Hell, they just say: Wow, it’s exactly like our Mullah regime !! (Yedesh Bekheir !! ) Our Islamic Regime was exactly the same Hell !!

Persian Joke 111: In Iran under the Mullah regime, they have violated all your basic rights in a away that when you just get a very very small part of your basic rights you think it’s a gift, not a right !!

Persian Joke 112: The Olympics of Mullahs and Islamists are like this: Swimming in the people’s money ! Riding on the people’s back ! Jumping all laws (by using Islam as your Jumping stick ! ) Shooting Fatwa or Fart-war ! Dancing on the Menbar ! = Dancing with the Wolves = Dancing with the Great Satan !!

Persian Joke 113: An Arab whore sends his Islamist child to a Basii school. One day, they tell her: Your son don’t listen, and don’t obey us. Tell him if he refuses to obey us, we will fuck his mother. The Arab Islamic whore : Wow ! It’s great ! As you know, the children don’t listen to our words in these days. But it’s a good thing for you, isn’t it?! Now you are fee to fuck his Islamist mother !! We Arab Islamists are ready to be fucked by our Basiji Brothers !!

Persian Joke 114: This is Valentine day! So, Ghazanfer goes and says to a salesman: Do you have a post card with a written text like : You are my only Love ! I only love you, and you are my only & only love ! Salesman: yah, we have a post card that is exactly like this. Ghazanfar: It’s great, because today I need 16 of them ! How much I should pay you for 16 post cards ?!

Persian Joke 115: Yesterday Basiji news: One Chadori woman, a Basiji sister (with full Jewish Hijab = Chador) was running in the park, but she was suddenly being raped by some men! …. Today Basiji news : Thousands of Chadori women and Basiji sisters are running so eagerly & happily in the park !!

Persian Joke 116: Ghazanfer goes to the post office, and says: these new postage stamps – with Khamenei or Rouhani photo- don’t work, and don’t stick on the envelope. Officer: no, they work; please show me how you use them? Then Ghazanfar spits at the face of Khamenei / Rouhani, and says: Look, they don’t stick, they don’t work! Officer: But you should spit at the back of stamp. Ghazanfer : So what’s the use of Khamenei / Rouhani photo ?!!

Persian Joke 117: They arrest some Basijis for having po-rn films. They say: You Islamist pigs watch po-rn film ? Basijis: No it’s just some CDs and DVDs of our Jewish / Islamist workbooks about marital methods ! It’s just a Jewish sex-ual guide for wedding !

Persian Joke 118: American leaders, British leaders, Jewish leaders and all main leaders of Masons and Anti-Iran Barbarians had a meeting with their Big Brother, Satan. In this meeting, they talked about their anti-Iran plans, and also tried to ridicule Iranians to boost the self-esteem of themselves = Evil forces. But Satan was worried, and said to them: Oh, my slaves, you should not underestimate Iran and Iranians. Do you know what I do in each weak ? They said: No, but we want to know; please tell us what you, Satan, do in each week ? Satan: OK ! One day I go to America, and teach Americans; one day I go to UK and France, and teach Britons and French leaders. One day I go to Israel and all Jewish-Arab states, and teach Arab Jews. And one day I go to the rest of the world, and teach all other people. Satan’s slaves: But it’s just 4 days. Each weak is 7 days … Satan: Yah, but do you know what I do in those 3 days ? Satan’s slaves: no, what do you do ? Satan: In those 3 days, I go to Iran, to learn from Iranians! In those 3 days, I secretly attend the Iranian circles, to learn a lot from Iranians !! … In these 4 days, I am your master; I am the Teacher & Big Brother of all Masons & al Evil forces … But in those 3 days, I am just a student, and I just try to learn from them, to teach you more things! … So, you should never underestimate Iran and Iranians !

Persian Joke 119: Iranians say to the Jewish God: Only because of one Apple you deported Adam and Eve ?! … We buy you 100 kilogram Apple, or even 1000 kg Apple … so lets people enjoy Heaven / Paradise, and don’t be so Jewish & so Stingy !

Persian Joke 120: Iranians say to the Jewish God: Because of Apple you deported Adam and Eve, and because of grape (grape juice/ wine etc) you send people to hell ?! Do you have problem with fruits ?! Do you have problem with fruit products = organic & natural products ?! Do you work for Rockefellers and Monsanto and GMO Empire ?!!

Persian Joke 121: A Basji girl = Islamist girl of Mullahs puts her nude picture and her Bikini picture in her Facebook ! But when she goes for a date with an Iranian boy, and when Iranian boy wants to shake her hands, she says: Oh, God forbids! Such things are forbidden in Arab Islam! Such dirty-sexy things, like shaking hands, are forbidden in Arab Islam ! We Islamists just shake our ass, our boobs, our pussy and other se-xual parts of our body. But we don’t shake hands and other non-se-xual parts of our body !!

Persian Joke 122: What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets ! ….. And one day Trump laughs and asks his wise security advisor: What do a penis and an Anti-Islamist Iranian (Iran) have in common?! And his wise security advisor just advises Trump: The more you play with them, the harder they get ! So, BE CAUTIOUS ! Don’t play with Iran !!

Persian Joke 123: What do boobs and toys have in common? .. They were both originally made for kids, but Adults and daddies end up playing with them!

Persian Joke 124: Why did God create man before woman? .. Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it ! ….. And do you know Why did God create Trump ?! .. Because he wanted to have a Devil or Satan !! So, he created Trump to be Satan and to to hurt & test real Humans ! ……. And do you know Why did God create Rouhani & British Queen & Trump ?! .. Because he wanted to have a very bad & shitty draft / Monkey before creating a Real Human !!

Persian Joke 125: “Babe is it in?” “Yea.” “Does it hurt?” “Uh huh.” “Let me put it in slowly.” “It still hurts.” “Okay, let’s try another shoe size.” ! ……. So, Don’t have a sick sexy mind ! Don’t be Trump! Don’t act like Trump! Don’t think like Trump! Before opening your mouth for telling Lies & bullshit and Eating shits like Trump, just wait for seconds! Maybe what is hurting you is not our Iranian dick !, but it’s your own American shoe !! ( = your own Trump ! )

Persian Joke 126: A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Esi. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won’t run away.” Woman: “What makes you think you are great in bed?” Esi: “Do you think I rang the doorbell with what ?!

Persian Joke 127: Do you know BASIJ is acronym of what ?! BASIJ is an acronym for Bonyade (Organization) Allafe (Waste) Sazmandehi (for Mobilizing) Ie mosht (a bunch of) Jojeh / Jakesh ! (little shits / little pimps) ! = such a Waste Organization for Mobilizing a bunch of little shits / pimps ! ….. And do you know ARAB is acronym of what ?! Adame (Don’t ) Ra-ayat-e (pay Regard to) Assasi (any kinds of) Behdasht ! (Hygiene ) In fact, Before Islam, Arabs were dirty pigs who didn’t pay regard to any kinds of Hygiene & Human norms; so, Iranians called them ARAB ! = Those who don’t pay Regard to any kinds of Hygiene and Human norms ! … And do you know what the Arab Islamists = Bsijis do after reading such Iranian jokes ?! They just try to repeat (QerQereh konon) our words and our jokes, and say for instance: Do you know Iranian is acronym of what !!! … This is the IQ of Arab Basijis ! They have no shame, no brain, and no creativity !

Persian Joke 128: A girl asks a Mullah: Can I sleep with my boy friend ? Mullah: Estaqforollah ! (God forbids ! ) Girl: Can I sleep with a man ? Mullah: Estaqforollah ! (God forbids ! ) Girl: Can I sleep with a Mullah ? Mullah: Besmellah ! ( Lets do it ! ) !

Persian Joke 129: Moses says to Jewish God: I had an old friend, and he was older than me, and he was my Jewish guide; but I have forgotten his name .. Jewish God: Are you talking about our Ayatollah Jannati ? .. Moses : Oh, Yah! But what is he doing now ? Jewish God: He is running our Jewish Islamist regime of Arab Mullahs ! Moses: Wow! really ?! He is still alive ?! Jewish God: Yah, he is the Jewish brother of Satan! Apparently, Satan had an unknown brother, called Jannati ! , (that means) From Heaven ! Moses: Oh, shit, my Jewish guide was Satan’s brother ?! Jewish God: Ha ha, from Hell or from Heaven, what is the difference ?! As Iranians say: You should use your own Brain … Moses : Even you God, our Jewish God, quoting a passage from the Iranians ?! Jewish God: yah, because Iranians have existed for a very long time, even before you and me !

Persian Joke 130: (A black joke for ridiculing this shitty materialistic & sexist world) Women at the age 18 are like a football’s ball, and 22 people want to catch them and play with them! Women at the age 28 are like a handball’s ball, and 10 people want to catch them and play with them! Women at the age 38 are like a gulf’s ball, and only 1 or 2 people want to get them and play with them! Women at the age 50+ are like a torn ball, and many people try to avoid them or to get rid of them! Women at the age 68 are like an old artillery ball, and most people fear from them, and run away from them ! …. And men at the age 18 are like women at the age 68; they play with their own balls, and most females run from away from them, because they only have balls, but no money and other things! … And men at the age 68 are like the women at the age 18; They have money, but no balls; they cannot use their balls, but because they are rich and have money, most females try to play with their balls!

Persian Joke 131: A woman goes to a bird shop, and asks: Hi Mr. Mamuti, Do you have a smart parrot ? Mamuti: Yah, this parrot is so smart. just look and test him. Woman: Hi parrot! Parrot: Hi lady! Woman: honey, If I buy you and you become my friend in my house, but the next day I go to my house with a man, then what do you say ?! Parrot: I just say Hello Whore ! Woman: Such a rude and impolite parrot, I don’t want him. Mamuti: Don’t worry lady, I will teach him new lessons, and make him a real gentleman, and then you can come back and buy him. After several weeks, woman returns. And again she asks parrot: honey, If I buy you, but the next day I go to my house with one man, then what do you say ?! Parrot: I say, Hi Lady, and Welcome man! Women: If I go to my house with two men, then what do you say ?! Parrot: I say, Hi Lady, and Welcome men! Women: If I go to my house with three men, then what do you say ?! Parrot: I say the same thing. So, women continues, and goes from 3 men to 10 men! But finally parrot gets angry and says: Oh, Mamuti please don’t try to whitewash her again! She is a professional prostitute !

Persian Joke 132: (It’s an ancient Persian joke) Do you know How they invented Tasbih?! Before Islam, Arabs were always sitting around the tents and playing with their balls! Islam came and handed them Tasbih, so they would seize playing with their balls and start playing with Tasbih!

Persian Joke 133: Similarities between Farts and Rouhanis! Today, Lets enlighten you about Farts and Rouhani ! Have you ever wondered about Farts and Mullahs ( = Rouhanis) ? It is amazing How similar are Farts to Rouhanis! Both Farts and Rouhani : – Destroy your public image and prestige ! – Primarily cause curiosity but afterwards cause embarrassment – Are rotten to the core – Are Loud but have very little to say – Get the public’s attention – Make a lot of commotion and upset the stomach – Are funny to idiots and embarrassing to intellects – Are in touch with the belly and under the belly – their Sound goes through hairy filters ! – When silent, stink more – Fuck or Change the atmosphere – Give you a warm feeling when exit, when left you ! – Leave a nasty odor behind ! – Come and Go !

Persian Joke 134: Do you know what is the Religion of Belly and Under Belly?! It’s a Jewish religion that is always concerned about your Belly (kosher foods) and Under Belly (kosher sex & Kosher WC ! ) !

Persian Joke 135: One day a new Rouhani, after graduating form the Masonic Hawzah of Arab Islam, went to Menbar = Islamist Preaching. It was his first time. So, he was so nervous. An old Rouhani said to him: Go home, and next time put some drops of Vodka / Wine in a glass of water, drink it, and it makes you calm and relax. So, the next time, the new Rouhani went to Menbar, and his Islamist Preaching was so hot, and all Islamists were happy! But the old Rouhani sent him a short letter, and said: I should remind you of some important things: (1) I already told you: put some drops of Vodka in a glass of water, but you have put some drops of water in a glass of Vodka !! (2) Don’t use dirty words, and don’t defend Islamic Turkmenchay ! (2) Bush and American stooges didn’t killed Imam Hussein, and Bush and America were not soldiers of Yazid army in Karbalah! America didn’t exist at that time! (3) Prophet was not an Arab champion of the Olympic games! Don’t tell such silly lies to people (4) When you preaching, you should not play with your balls, and you should not flirt outrageously with hot girls ! (5) Prophet didn’t use the internet ! And God didn’t speak to prophets via Yahoo messenger !

Persian Joke 136: What Iranians say and what Iranians want is simple: Government of the People, by the People and for the People
But what the Mullahs and the CIA / MI6 want is : Government of the Thieves, by the Corrupt, and for Arabs & Jews !!

Persian Joke 140: A naive American Reporter needed to conduct a special report on The Islamic Regime, so he goes to Iran and visits a mosque. He goes to a huge mosque and sees that people are lined up at the gate! So he asks an Iranian: What is this line for? Iranian: It is a food line, for Nazri food Reporter: But this is not a food bank, this is a mosque? Shouldn’t people be praying here? I want to see Islamic prayers. Iranian: If you want to see prayers, then you must go to Tehran University. R: This is strange! They hold the prayers in the university?! Why do they pray at the universities? What about the academic work in there? What about the intellectuals there? Where are the students, professors and intellectuals? I: If you want to see our students, professors and intellectuals, then you must go to the Evin Prison. Professors and Intellectuals are in the prison. R: This is weird ! Everything is misplaced here! Intellectuals are in jail, then where are the criminals? I: Criminals?! (Iranian smiles and continues) Check out the Islamic government, the criminals are running the Islamic Regime!

Persian Joke 141: Ghazanfar had mental problems, and went to see a doctor / psychiatrist. After one month, Ghazanfar says: At the day one, I only had mental problems … but as the price of doctor / psychiatrist is so high, now after one month, I have both mental problems & Financial problems !!

Persian Joke 142: They ask Ghazanfar: Are you a Turk ? Ghazanfar: But all people have some weak points. You yourself don’t have any weak points ?!! ….. And they ask Rouhani: Are you an Arab Jew? Rouhani: But all people have some weak points! You yourself don’t have any weak points?! You Iranians think you are better than us = Arab Jews ?!!

Persian Joke 143: The Turks of Istanbul (Turkey) wanted to show that they have become advanced people! So, they changed their alphabet, and their language, and their everything including the name of their City ! They referred to Istanbul as Washington DC ! .. But at the Entrance of their City, they wrote: Welcome to Washington DC ! , the Turk city council of Istanbul !

Persian Joke 144: If God wants to send a new Prophet, he only needs one Miracle! He doesn’t need the silly or simple miracles of Moses or Jesus or others. He only needs one Miracle : Return all prices to pre-1979 era ! , or even Return all prices to pre-Rouhani era ! In fact, If the new Prophet can get rid of Rouhanis / Mullahs, and can neutralize the effects / benefits of Rouhanis & Islamic Regime & their Islamic Turkmenchay ! , then it’s a miracle that is greater than all miracles of Moses and Jesus !

Persian Joke 145: When Basijis see How Candy Charms and “Vagina Wavers” threw pro-Rouhani or pro-Trump rally in America, Basijis become so happy! , and Iranians ask Basjis: How do you refer to these Whores? What you call them ?! Basijis say: We Basijis refer to Whores as The Savior of all Horny men ! ! = Monjie Alam-e Hashariat !! (In Iran, Basjis always talk about Monjie Alam-e Bashariat ! = The Savior of all Humans ! In fact, both Basijis and Christian Fanatics of America talk about The Savior ! And their Savior is someone like Donald Trump = a Jewish Sodomite of Sodom ! )

Persian Joke 146: The Arab Islam of Arabia and Mullahs is a Jewish religion in which : – Consensual sex is bad, but Pedophilia or Rape is good ! – normal Sex is bad, but Religious Sodomy or Sexual Sadism is good ! – Normal Life, Music or Dance is bad, but drug addiction and sexual addiction and all kinds of addiction and Slavery is good ! –
Normality is bad, but Barbarity & Psychopathy is good ! – Sex is Corruption ! , but the real Corruption is Salvation ! – Happiness or Joy is bad, but shedding crocodile tears is good ! – Honor is bad, but Turkemcnahy is good ! – Wisdom is bad, but Barking and Farting is good ! … And it’s not a joke ! Their Arab Religion is a joke ! The Jewish Religion is a Joke !

Persian Joke 147: How to Make an Arab Islamist / Basiji Happy? To make them happy, you need : 1 to be a Terrorist or Trump or Great Satan! 2 to chant Anti-Iran slogans ! 3 to make love with America & Great Satan 4 to allow Mullahs to destroy Iran 5 to defend Anti-Iran Barbarians including Anti-Iran Arabs 6 to allow America to destroy Iran 7 to say Anti-Iran things and to attack Iran 8 to do Anti-Iranian things and to attack Iranian values 9 to live like animals, and only care about sex ! 10 to live like a real whore and a Sex addict, but always chant anti-Sex slogan ! …. And How to Make an Iranian Happy? 1 You only need to do one thing: Send Basjis / Arab Islamists and their Western supporters to hell !

Persian Joke 148: How to Make a Woman Happy? To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1 a friend 2 a companion 3 a lover 4 a brother 5 a father 6 a dishwasher 7a chef 8 an electrician 9 a carpenter 10 a plumber 11 a Mechanic 12 a Decorator 13 a stylist 14 a sexologist 15 a gynecologist 16 a psychologist 17 a pest exterminator 18 a psychiatrist 19 a healer 20 a good listener 21 an organizer 22 a good father 23 a good slave 24 sympathetic 25 athletic 26 warm 27 attentive 28 gallant 29 intelligent 30 funny 31 creative 32 tender 33 strong 34 understanding 35 tolerant 36 prudent 37 ambitious 38 capable 39 courageous 40 determined 41 true 42 dependable 43 passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44 give her compliments regularly 45 love shopping 46 be stupid 47 be very rich 48. not stress her out 49 not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50 give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51 give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52 give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes! IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. Never to forget: Birthdays, Anniversaries, Arrangements she makes! … And How to Make a Man Happy? 1. Just Leave him alone !!!

Persian Joke 149: (It’s an ancient Persian Joke) Bad Luck means: the beautiful girl is not rich, and the rich girl is not beautiful, and the rich and beautiful girls hate you pig !!

Persian Joke 150: One day a Basiji and Trump go to a jungle for hunting a Lion. For security reason, only Trump has gun. Suddenly they see a Lion, and Basiji starts to run away, and to yell: kill him, Trump; kill him, Trump .. So, Trump using his gun, looking at its camera, and then shooting .. One of the balls of Lion is hit, and so Lion gets angrier, and runs faster .. So, Basiji and Trump are forced to run faster, and again Basiji yelling: hey you stupid Trump, kill him, kill him … Again Trump stops, using his gun, looking at its camera, and then shooting .. This time the second ball of Lion is hit, and so Lion’s eyes become red, and he gets so so angry, and runs so so fast .. Basiji and Trump are forced to run so so fast, and Basiji just yelling: for god sake just kill him, kill him … for the last time, trump stops, using his gun, looking at its camera, and then shooting .. This time the dick of Lion is hit … and then the Basiji’s eyes become red, and he gets so so angry, and yelling: Hey you the stupid faggot Trump, this Lion wants to kill you and eat you, not to fu-ck you ! (… Do you think even Lions want to fuck you Trump ?! )

As some wise Iranians say: “Trump can show you the true meaning of The Christian Jihad ! Trump reveals many things about The Christian Sex Jihad, and why America’s Religion is like or worse than Arab Religion. U.S. Religion is officially the Religion of Sodomites & Sadists & Psychopaths. America’s Christianity is a Jewish Cult of Racist Sadists and Sexual Perverts who do their Evil acts in the name of Religion. Their Hypocrisy is so disgusting. Have you seen the pictures of Melania Trump’s Hijab ?! Have you seen How US whores –
Melania & Ivanka Trump- wear Hijab in Vatican, in front of their fucking Pope = Christian Ayatollah ?! Just look how Trump’s whore, Melania Trump, wears Hijab in their fucking Christian Vatican! (below pix) The Christian whores of America are worse than Mullahs and Saudis. They are actually the teacher of Mullahs & Arabia! Melania Trump’s nude photos and Melania Trump’s Hijab photos are important, only because they reveal the true face of The Satanic Christianity of America – that is a Jewish religion of Whores. Melania or Ivanka Trump’s nude photos and Melania / Ivanka Trump’s Hijab photos can speak 1000,000 words! Just search the internet, and see their pictures – that are the Pictures of Whores in Hijab! or Porn in Hijab! Melania Trump and Ivanka Trump wear Hijab or veil in Vatican, and show the true meaning of the Trump Jihad, that many call it Trump Sex Jihad! It’s actually The Christian Jihad ! Iranians say: Melania Trump’s tits, Melania Trump’s ass and Melania Trump’s Hijab remind you of what ?! (below pix) Yah, they just remind you of Islamic Whores, Basijis, Islamists and all Arab Whores and Jewish Whores. Arab Islamists and all Islamist Whores are exactly like Melania Trump or Ivanka Trump. They are so Jewish, and doing The Jewish Jihad! If you think more about The Jewish Jihad of Trump – from Pedophilia & Nudity to Hijab & Religious Laws- then you can understand many things better”.

michelle-obama-ivanka-melania-trump-veil-ftr-11.jpgMelania-Trump-ass-15.jpg

As some wise Iranians say: “It’s obvious why people ridicule The Jewish Jihad of Trump – from Nudity to Hijab! All sane people spit at Trump and The Jewish Sex Jihad of Trump – from Incest to Hijab ! Only the Religious Barbarians and Religious Sodomites can defend The Christian Sex Jihad of Trump – from Rape & Pedophilia to Hijab! The Jewish law = Shariah law of Arab Islam & Talmud is actually Trump laws = Incest law + Sodomy law + Pedophilia law + Hijab law + Rape law + Treason law + other Satanic laws. Trump and Arab Islamists are the same Jewish shits. Trump and Rouhani are the same Jewish shit. They are both sick Psychopaths. Each day a new scandal or new information / news about Trump and Rouhani is leaked or released ! The long story of Trump’s sexual perversion & Trump’s incest & Trump’s pedophilia & Trump’s Rape & Trump’s Sodomy & Trump’s Lies & bullshit is becoming longer and longer each day (we will more about it later) America should Die of shame . A country that its elected President is Trump is a shithole country, a backward country, a Satanic country, and a Sadist & Terrorist country. All good guys including America’s good guys hate Trump, and know what America & Trump mean. But millions of Americans & Christians are proud of Trump and his Jihad ! , simple because they are stupid animals & Barbarians, not Humans. In fact, they are exactly like Islamists/ Mullahs, who are proud of Rouhani & his Turkmenchay & his Arab Islam ! The story of Rouhani’s Corruptions and Islamic Corruptions is exactly like Trump’s. Now their own media declare that Mullahs & Islamic Regime defend the Anti-Iran Arabs, the Satanic Hajj of Arabia and the Satanic Islam of Arab Rapists & Arab Sodomites! In the Satanic Islam of Arabs / Mullahs, Rape and Sodomy is part of their Hajj and their Arabic-Satanic traditions of Arab Islam. In the Jewish Hajj of Arab Islam, they actually worship a Black Cube and a Satanic Cube that is nothing but a Jewish Cube and a sign of Satanism and being Jewish ! (for more info; check previous post) Even recent years show that the Satanic Hajj of Arab Islam involves Holy Rape, Holy Sodomy, Holy Prostitution, and also Holy Massacre of Children (in Yemen etc) and other Satanic things that the Arab Cows, Islamist Cows and the Holy Cows of Arabia & America do in their Jewish tradition of Hajj & worshiping a Black Cube. In the Satanic land of Arabia, a Black Cube or a Satanic Cube is a symbol of god ! In fact, their Arab God that is the god of DAESH / ISIS / Arab Barbarians is the Jewish god or Satan. Their Arab God that is God of Barbarity & Savagery & Satanism, and that’s why Arab Islamists are Cows and Slaves of America and the Evil. In the Satanic Islam of Arabs, they kill innocent children in the name of Arab God; they steal your money in the name of their Arab God; they even steal your lands and your Country in the name of their Arab God ! In fact, their Arab Islam is so Jewish, and their Arab God is Jewish god = Satan. The Ayatollah Sodomite (Khamenei) is an Arab Jew Sodomite whose life in based on his Koon Dadan-e Qahramananeh = Giving his dirty ass to America & Satan, and that’s why The Ayatollah Sodomite (Khamenei) love Satanic Hajj of Arab Rapists & Arab Killers & Arab Sodomites & Arab Whores. Arab Sodomites = Arab Islamists are slaves of Satan & America. Now, Arab Islamists have polluted our Iran. But now, all Iranians hate the Arab Islam & Islamists so much, simply because the Satanic Islam of Arabs is the religion of those Anti-Iran Barbarians & Sodomites who give their ass to America in a heroic way! Now in 2018, when the Mullah media report that Mullahs and Islamist have stolen and embezzled Billions of dollars of our Iran’s money in the fucking Islamic Banks like Imam Bank or Prophet Bank or Islam Bank ! (= Samen al-Hojaj and other Basiij Banks), then all Iranians just spit at Arab Islam, fuck Arab Islam, and use many many F-words for cursing Arab Islam & Islamists. Today it’s so obvious why Iranian people curse Arab Islam & the West, and why Iranians spit at Arab Islam & the West. The Islamic Crooks, Islamic Thieves and Islamic Terrorists steal our Iran’s money, and then get American Visa & US Green Cards, and do money laundering in the US & Europe! But the good and decent people of Great Persia – who are Anti-Islamist & Anti-Mullah & Anti-Arab barbarians and Anti-Evil forces- should be victims of American Racism & American Barbarism & American Sanctions & American Sadism & American love affairs with Islamists & Mullahs ! America is such a shithole country. America is Evil. Now all Iranians say: Death to Trump! or Death to America of Trump! or Hey you the little shit Trump or Rouhani, Don’t Eat Shit ! Don’t Eat excessive Shit ! (Goh Ziadia Na-khor ! ) It’s not good for your health ! If you Eat Shit, you Die and go to Hell ! Such Iranian advices just remind you of the story of Hadith, and How Iranians used Hadith to teach a little culture and civilization to Arab barbarians after Islam. At that time, Persians / Iranians were seeing how the Satanic Jews & Arab Jews create fake Hadith, like: Those Arabs who eat the Jewish Onions of Ecca in Mecca will go to Heaven !! It’s a famous story of the early days of Arab Islam. So, when Iranians saw the Fake & Satanic Hadith of Arab Jews and Arab Barbarians, and How Arab Islamists and Arab Jews make Fake Hadith / Satanic Fatwa to create more Evil things including more Barbarity & more Inhumanity, then Iranians decided to use Hadith to teach some culture and civilization to Arab barbarians. Many books should be written about How Iranians created the so-called Golden Age of Islam, and How Iranians tried to Teach Culture & Civilization to Arab barbarians after Islam. It’s a moral duty of Iranians and all good guys to talk about such facts and tell the truths about the Savage Arabs & Jews & Jewish Religions & The West & European Barbarians. After the Anti-Iranian Islamic Regime of Mullahs, many good books will be written about such issues by the Iranian intellectuals. Just wait and see. Today, the Wise Iranians say to the West and its stooges: We Iranians don’t allow you stupid barbarians to hurt or enslave all humans; If you threaten our Iran or hurt our Iranian people, then we reveal your secrets; we tell the truths about your Master / Arbab and your shameful History and your Everything ! ( … Patatoon ro ruye Aab mirizim !) Now despite all censorship, you can still find some good articles about How Iranians tried to add Human values to Arab Islam & Jewish Religions. For instance, in one public article, Hadith as Influenced by Iranian ideas and practices (published by Encyclopaedia Iranica) you can find a very very small part of what Iranians said & say about such issues. As many know, Iranians used Hadith and other Cultural tools to teach a little Culture & Civilization to Arab Barbarians. The Bad Hadith are Jewish Hadith or Arab Barbaric Hadith, which are like the Jewish Talmud, and full of Satanic & Barbaric notions. But the Good Hadith are full of Persian / Iranian notions. Even the Good Hadith can show you How Iranians tried to add Human values (Iranian values) to Arab Islam. In fact, Iranians talked about the Human values and the good things as being the words of Angels / Prophets or Saints. It’s so funny that the first good Hadith have numerous Persian loan words and Persian slang terms; and if you know the Persian language, you know how funny & laughable some of the early Hadith are ! As all informed people know, the Arabic language is a fake language. Before Islam, Savage Arabs of Arabia had no written language, and Arabic was just a shitty Oral language without any Grammar, and any specific alphabet. After Islam, within some decades / centuries, Iranians created an Arabic alphabet & a written language for Arabs. In fact, the Persian alphabet became Arabic alphabet. It’s a long but important story that the West’s Lie Factory telling Big lies about it. If you take a look at the Iranian alphabet before Islam (aka Persian alphabet or Pahlavi alphabet), then you can easily see that the so-called Koofi alphabet or Arabic alphabet is nothing but Pahlavi alphabet of Iranians (we will write more about it later) It’s so informative and so surprising if you know or ask : Why do they try to hide the Iranian alphabet before Islam (aka Pahlavi alphabet / Persian alphabet) ?! And who try to hide the Iranian alphabet before Islam ?! It’s so tragic that even Most Iranians know nothing about the Iranian alphabet before Islam, because the West and its stooges and its puppet regimes – from Pahlavi regime to Mullah regime- have created a Systematic Censorship to hide historical facts & important facts. In Iran under puppet regimes – from Pahlavi to Mullah regime-
the schools and education systems say Nothing about the Iranian alphabet before Islam, and even don’t allow Iranians to see a picture of the Iranian alphabet before Islam ! But why?! It’s a good question. Do you know why they even don’t allow Iranians to see a picture of the Iranian books before Islam or the Iranian alphabet before Islam ?! The answer is so clear: Because it reveal the secrets of Arabic ! (Gandesh Dar Miad ! ) If you as an Iranian see a picture of the Iranian alphabet before Islam (aka Pahlavi alphabet), your first reaction is : Shock ! Surprise ! Shock ! , and then using a lot of F-words for cursing those who have tried to hide such important facts!, simply because the Iranian alphabet before Islam = Pahlavi alphabet is exactly what they call it Arabic alphabet ! In fact, the so-called Arabic alphabet is nothing but the Iranian alphabet before Islam. Now despite all censorship, you can find a few pictures of the Iranian alphabet before Islam ( = Persian / Pahlavi alphabet) in the internet. But the main question is: Why did they try to hide the Iranian alphabet before Islam ?! What was their Goal ?! They wanted to hide which secrets and which Historical facts ?! (We well write about it later) Today, many informed people know that Iranians created Arabic alphabet = a written language for Arabs. But the ungrateful Arabs are still so so ungrateful, uncultured and inhumane. Our Persian alphabet became their Arabic alphabet, but just look how Anti-Iran Barbarians distort the truths, and tell Big lies & childish lies! All informed people know that Iranians created a grammar for Arabic language; and Iranians wrote the first Grammar Books for Arabic. No one can deny such undeniable facts (we will write more about such important issues later) But Arabs are so so ungrateful, beyond most people’s imagination ! So, the shitty Culture of Arab Barbarians is still shitty; their shitty religion or their shitty language is still shitty, and remains shitty, because of their Barbaric-Satanic traditions/ culture. Anyway, as Arabic language was so shitty & so incomplete & so messy in its first decades, Iranians didn’t know how to use such an incomplete & messy & shitty language – that had no grammar and no rules and nothing ! So, the first good Hadith – that were written- have numerous Persian loan words and Persian slang terms, and show How the witty Persians tried to teach culture & Civilization to Arab Barbarians in a witty way, by using the Iranian sense of Humor ! Many good books should be written about this issue. But lets give you an example: Iranians said to Arab Barbarians (with a very funny mixture of Persian and Arabic): Al-enab tho tho, Al-tamr yak yak (!!) that means: Eat grapes two by two, Eat dates one by one !! In fact, Persians said to Arab Barbarians: hey stupid animals, don’t eat dates like wild animals; eat dates one by one, like humans ! (mesl-e Adam !) Indeed, when Persians saw how Arab Barbarians were eating things like savage beasts, then Iranians used such funny ‘Hadith’ to teach them a little human manners & morals ! ( = Adab & Nezakat ! ) The more interesting than the Persian words for the topic of Iranian elements in the Hadith is the presence of the Persian Wisdom and Persian wise words ( = Persian Pand & Andarz) in the Hadith. In fact, you can easy distinguish between the Persian-influenced Hadith and the Arab Hadith = Arab Barbaric-Satanic traditions. The so-called Iranian-influenced Hadith are often about the Human values (Iranian values) and Human ways of Life ! The good Hadith or the Iranian-influenced Hadith consisting of short sayings, like Saint’s words, Angel’s worlds / Prophet’s words etc, and is akin to the collections of Persian Pand Andarz texts (= Persian wise words ) In fact, Iranians used the collections of Persian Pand Andarz ( = Persian wise words ) as the Hadith to teach a little Culture & Civilization to the uncivilized Arab barbarians. Here, lets take a look at some Iranian-influenced Hadith, that show you How Iranians tried to teach Civilization & Culture to Arab Barbarians = Arab Islamists and Savage Semites. It’s so funny, and so informative : Don’t walk without shoes ! Walking without shows or walking with one shoe is the fashion of Satan! .. Wash your body and clean yourself ! If your don’t wash your body and don’t clean yourself for months or years, Satan will pollute your hearts ! .. Don’t smell like shits ! Use Perfume ! The Prophet used perfume, and the Prophet hated those Arabs who smell like shits !! … Dress cloth ! , and Dress like civilized people ! Don’t dress dirty, shitty and bloody clothes ! If you dress such cloths, Satan will be happy ! .. Don’t forget to comb your hair! the God and prophet love those who comb their hair !! .. Wash your hands before Eating ! The God and Prophet hate those who don’t wash their hands before eating !! .. Don’t urinate everywhere ! .. Don’t urinate while standing ! (= Don’t pollute all places !) Go to bathroom! Satan stands with those who don’t go to bathroom !, and pollute all places with their Arab piss & shit !! … Don’t destroy Persian luxuries! Don’t steal Persian luxuries ! Don’t stay in a house where Persian luxuries are in sight ! , the prophet said ! .. Wash and clean your Teethes ! Use a tooth-pick to clean your teeths ! The prophet had a tooth-pick ! If you clean you teeths, it enrages Satan !! .. Don’t harm animals ! Don’t kill dogs ! Don’t kill frogs ! Be Humans ! (Adam Bashid ! ) The Prophet first ordered to kill all dogs, but then forbade the killing of dogs !! If you kill dogs, kill frogs or harm animals, Satan will be happy !! ….. It’s what Persians said to Arab Barbarians! And Such Hadith are so funny, and so so informative and revealing, aren’t they ?! Such things can show you why Today Iranians say to Trump and Anti-Iran Barbarians : Don’t Eat extra Shit ! Don’t eat excessive Shit ! (Goh Ziadia Na-khorid ! ) It’s not good for your health ! If you Eat Shit, you go to Hell ! The Anti-Iranian pigs including Savage Arabs & Jews are so so ungrateful. But what can you expect from those Satanic / Semitic Barbarians who still worship Yahweh / Baal and still perform human sacrifices and child sacrifices to Baal / Yahweh ?! They still live in the Stone Age! They still worship the Golden Cow / Calf of Satanic Jews! As you know, the golden Cow / Calf was an idol (a Satanic god) made by the Jews & Israelites during Moses’ absence ! In fact, the Jewish Rabbis (Aaron) give the people The Sacred Cow to worship ! But many don’t know, and many resources don’t confess that, this Golden Calf or Sacred cow / Holy bull was Baal. In fact, the Jews worshiped Baal, and then for a short period of time and when Iranians asked Jews to worship God the Jews started to become civilized; but very soon the Jews betrayed God and all Iranian values, and once again the Jews started to worship their own Satan / Baal, the Holy Barbaric Bull of Semites & Satanists. Many Jewish holy stories are actually myths, and have just symbolic meanings. Even Jews confess that they are not real events, and you should only pay attention to their symbolic meanings to get the main point. Our wise Iranian ancestors created many of these Symbolic stories for the ungrateful Jews, to make them Civilized and Humans (Adam-e-shoon Konan), and to show the world and all next generations (ie us and others) what has really happened ! Our Aryan / Iranian ancestors were wise enough to put many subtle points in all these Iranian-made Symbolic stories (we will write about it later) So, now we can understand that Jewish figures like Abraham or Moses were Symbolic figures or Mythical figures of Symbolic stories that were created to teach a little Culture & Civilization to savage Semites. Just read and think again about, for instance, the main story of Abraham, and see it from an Iranian viewpoint = the original viewpoint of the creators of such Symbolic stories. The Savage Semites worshiped Satan/ Baal, and had many Barbaric-Satanic rituals including the Child sacrifices to Baal. So, what did you do about such a shitty & satanic situation ? What do you do as an Iranian or a civilized good guy – with the good & decent mindset of Iranians? It’s so clear. You focus on their Child sacrifices to Baal as a very Evil act, and a good symbol of their Barbaric-Satanic rituals. You make a figure like Abraham, and then say he – like all savage Semites- wanted to perform this Semitic-Barbaric-Satanic act of Child sacrifices to Baal, but very suddenly and in one moment (ie after encountering with Iranian values & Iranian Civilization), He -as a Symbol of Savage Semites-
learns that the good God doesn’t need or want Such Satanic things, and the good God (ie Iranian people, or Iranian God) ask Savage Semites to stop Child sacrifices and other Satanic-Barbaric traditions. But Savage Semites were and are so ungrateful, traitorous and uncultured. They over and over betrayed the Good God and Iranian values = Human values. And it’s what you can even see in their own Jewish stories. And the good Jews are aware of this issue, which is known as the main sins or basic sins or Original Sins of Jews. After a lot of Semitic Treasons & Semitic Betrayals and Semitic Barbarism & Satanism after Abraham, we reach to Moses. Again the stories of Moses are very symbolic, and many of them – not all of them or most of them- are Iranian-made symbolic stories to teach a little Civilization & Culture & Human values to Savage Semites, and to make them Good & Civilized Humans (Adam-e-shoon Kone ! ), and to show the world and all next generations (ie us and others) what has really happened ! You can easily recognize which stories are Jewish stories = the Evil & Satanic stories that were made by Savage Semites; and which stories are Iranian-made symbolic stories for teaching Good & Decent things to Savage Semites (we will write about this important issue later) Just read and think again about, for instance, the main story of Moses, and see it from an Iranian viewpoint = the original viewpoint of the creators of such Symbolic stories. Once again, A good man fights against Tyranny and Barbarity of a Brutal Evil Dictator ( = a 100% Iranian concept), and then asks Savage Semites to stop Barbarity and Satanism and betraying the Good (God) and Iranian values. The Good man, that is a symbol of Iranians & good guys, again brings the Iranian Commandments and the Iranian rules of a Good & Civilized Life to Savage Semites. This symbolic story is very revealing. This symbolic man and Iranians saved the Jews from their Semitic-Barbaric-Satanic Dictators & Oppressors = their Semitic Pharaohs, and from their Semitic-Satanic-Barbaric traditions. But the Jews were and are so so ungrateful, savage, traitors. When Moses left them for a while, the Jews started again to worship their own Baal / Sacred Bull / Satan and to do their own Barbaric-Satanic rituals again, and to betray the Good God (ie Iranians, or Iranian God) again! Such stories are very symbolic, informative, meaningful and revealing, aren’t they?! We Iranians have many things to say about Anti-Iran Barbarians. Many many good books can and should be written by Iranians / Persians and other Wise good guys & Truth-seekers about all ungrateful Barbarians including Jewish barbarians, Arab Barbarians, British Barbarians and European Barbarians / American Barbarians. After the Mullah regime and their Jewish-Islamic-Masonic-Satanic Censorship in the Book industry, many many good books will be written by Iranians / Persians about such issues, and about the Truth, Nothing but the Truth, and about the true face of Anti-Iran Barbarians & Sons of Zahak, and about many Big Lies of the Empire Empire = The West’s Empire of Lies = The West’s Lie Factory. The Iranian Symbolism and what the wise Iranians said in their symbolic stories / advices are very clear & simple & meaningful, but Barbarians and those have low IQs cannot understand such things. Only wise people and ordinary people and normal humans can understand such things, such simple things! Even The good Muslims and the good Arabs knew and said and still say: When God is angry, He reveals His message in Arabic; when God is calm and good and Civilized, He reveals it in Persian ! Do you know what it means? All normal humans know what it means. The first good Muslims and the first Good Arabs truly said: “When God wishes to convey something with softness in it, He reveals it to the angels in Persian; but when God wishes to convey something which has harshness in it, He reveals it in Arabic ! Do you know what it means? All normal humans know what it means. The Mullahs are Arab pigs, not Iranians. The Mullahs are the most Anti-Iranian pigs on planet. Hassan Pofyooz (Rouhani) is the worst Traitor in Iran’s history. The Mullahs are Pofyooz & Dayoos and the worst Traitors in Iran’s history. The Mullahs and Rouhani are Arab Jews, not Iranians. The Mullahs and Rouhani help and defend Anti-Iranian Barbarians. Iranian people often joke about all the things that hurt them or annoy them. And now Iranians make a lot of good jokes about Rouhani & his Islamic Turkmenchay = Islamic Terekmun ! In all these years (After 1979), Iranians have made millions of good jokes about Mullahs & Arab Islam & All Islamists & Religious fanatics who hurt and betray the Truth & The Good & Iran. Sooner or later, all of these Iranian jokes will be published in English and other languages, and the world will see the Depth of Iranian Wisdom & Witticism. One day, some generations of Iranians became illiterate & ignorant, and forgot many of their great Persian Legacies. So, Barbarians invaded Great Persia, and hurt the Civilized world, and created many Horrible problems for all Good guys. But today is another day. Today, Iranians say to Barbarians of the West : You threaten our Iran?! You defend Arab Barbarians ?! You attack Human Rights?! You attack Human values ?! You want to enslave all Humans ?! Such stupid Pigs you are! This is your End ! Your games finished ! Your dirty tricks finished ! You revealed your True Face & your Barbaric Colors ! You just finished ! (Dige Fatehatoon Khoondas ! .. Dige Kalaketoon Kandas ! ) You just dig your own graves with your hands ! Today, your Islamic Regime is Dead in our Iran; your Jewish Arab Islam has died in our Iran; Your Western stooges / puppets have died in our Iran. It’s so obvious why Iranians say such things. A day that the entire world will see the Death of Islamic Regime is a day that you can call it ‘The Final nail in the Islamic Regime’s coffin. But at that day, it will be too late to say that the West’s stooges and the Arab Islam have died in Iran! Now in 2018, do you know who say: All Mullahs are British products, and The Islamic Regime of Mullahs is a Masonic British regime?! It’s what their own Basijis / Islamists (like AhmadiNejad & Mashai & others) say! Now even their own stupid animals can see that their Arab Islam is nothing but Corruption, Turkmenchay, Zellat, Nekbat, Immorality and Inhumanity. Now even stupid animals confess : One obvious factor is that the Arab Islamists and also the Islamic Regime are self-destructive and they are destroying themselves from the within! (2018) Now all Arab Islamists – from ISIS & Saudis to Mullahs- just show and prove that their Arab Islam is a Satanic Religion of Cows and Slaves and Barbarians. In fact, their Arab Islam is exactly like America’s Christianity = Satanic Religion of Trump = Israel’s Judaism. We Iranians and all normal humans know that Se-x or Sexy is not bad, but Slavery is bad; being slave of sex or slave of religion is bad; being slave of money or slave of media is bad. Addiction is bad, because Addiction is equal to Slavery and being slave. Iranians know obvious things. But Religious fanatics and Mullahs and Islamists are sex addicts, drug addicts and Evil addicts = Cult addicts = Religion addicts ! Their addiction to sex & money & power is exactly like their addiction to Jewish Religions = Satanic Religions = Semitic Religions! These stupid bastards defend Slavery & Addiction, but attack Freedom & Free man ! The stupid bastards still play silly games. They still tell Big lies about Iran. One day, the beautiful Iranian women wore bad Hijab or sexy Hijab to fight agaost Mullahs (below pix) But now as the witty Iranians say: Dige Kar az een Harfa Gozashte ! ( = such things belong to the past .. ! ) Now the Mullah media and Basijis media promote and defend sexy Hijab & bad Hijab !!, while Iranian people go beyond such things, and go for Nudity and other things that are beyond the West’s imaginations & the outside world’s imaginations! It’s informative and so disgusting & so sickening that now Mullah media and Basiji media (inside Iran) promote sexy Hijab !! Just check their Islamic fashion websites ( .ir websites) in Iran! But as you know, Sex or Kiss or Dance can be a beautiful thing, but not when Basjis and Islamists and shitty Religious fanatics do it ! Mullah kiss or Basiji kiss or Islamist kiss or what Islamic whores & Islamist Sodomites & Basiji faggots & Arab whores do are so disgusting & so sickening, and just show the depth of their Bankruptcy, the depth of Islamic lies & Paradoxes, and also the Death of Arab Islam & Islamic Ideology = Jewish Ideology! Now Islamists / Basijis wear sexy Hijab, or the stupid Basiji faggots kissing their Islamist partners ! (below pix), but all Iranians spit at them and ridicule them and shout Boo or ShiShaki at them. The stupid Islamists / Basijis desperately try to copy what Iranians do, but these stupid bastards don’t know that their Lies & Paradoxes just reveal the Death of their Arab Islam & the Death of Islamic Regime. Now our Iran is becoming Iranian again, and the Death of Arab Islam = the Death of Jewish Ideology is not a hidden fact. Now even the Islamic Crooks & Islamic Thieves & Islamic Whores & Saudi Arab Barbarians & Arab Whores just declare the Death of their Arab Islam & the Death of Islamic Ideology & the Death of Islamic Regimes”.

sss2.jpg152566668131-nazweb-ir-nazweb-ir.jpg

Persian Joke 151: About a Missing Key, and reactions of different countries ! Lets assume one important key has been missed. So, what do they do in each country, to find the key and to open the door ?! In Germany: They always have a spare key in the pocket of Nazis ! So they use the old Nazi key! In America: They arrest 296 Arab Terrorists of al-Qaeda in America. But finally, they release all Arab terrorists, and instead, they deport Anti-Islamist Iranians! Then Americans support Arabs & Jews and say: Jews or Arabs are not thieves or terrorists ! So, the key is never found ! In Israel, Saudi Arabia and other fake Arab states / Jewish states: They just ask America to find the key ! America helps them, but asks them to pay Trillions of Dollars ! In Canada: many doors are open, and they don’t need key. For other cases, they use a British or French key ! In France and Britain: the Masons have always had the main keys ! They just use an old or new Masonic key! Vatican: Pope asks Jesus to find the key. But finally a key-maker making a new key ! Italy: missing is quite normal in Italy! They just ask the Mafia and Berloskony to return the key ! In Switzerland: For finding the key and opening the door they call for a national referendum ! In Russia: one of the profession thief, who has become president or prime minister, opens the door with a used pin ! And so they use the used pin as the new key ! But in Iran … It’s a long story. It’s a new Joke. It’s the next joke !

Persian Joke 152: In Iran, the Mullahs first arrest all public figures of dissidents; they close down all newspapers; they close down all political parties and opposition parties; then they say the story of missing key is a myth or a conspiracy theory ! They deny all things and all truths and all facts. Then the CIA and MI6 ask Mullahs to do more Orwellian acts ! The CIA and MI6 ask Mullahs to say: Those who talk about the missing key are Zionists of CIA & MI6 ! All keys are here, and no key is missing ! Then after some years the Mullahs are forced to confess: Of course, one or two or millions of keys are missing in the Mullah regime!, and it’s not a myth or conspiracy theory ! But the CIA and MI6 get angry at Mullahs, and so Mullahs change their words again, and say: The story of that key was a conspiracy theory! We find the missing keys within some hours ! Then after several years, they think or pretend that all people have forgotten the story of the missing keys, while all people still talk about it, and don’t forget it. The Mullahs don’t know which kind of shits they should eat. The CIA and MI6 ask Mullahs to implement IMF Plans & FATF plans / CFR plans, and to continue to use Suppression and Hiding and Denying tactics! And in this way, even a very small problem like a missing key becomes a very Big and important problem and leads to the Downfall of the Mullah regime !, or to the toughest sanctions in history or to the World War 3 and other Great Disasters !!

Persian Joke 153: For two main reasons, we Iranians cannot Trust you : 1 – We don’t know who you are 2- We exactly know who you are !!

Persian Joke 154: I said: I love you! You said: Shut up … I said: I die for you! You said: Shut up … I said: I am Nothing without you! You said: Shut up .. I said: I want to marry you! You said: really ?! … and I said: Shut up !!

Persian Joke 155: In a medical school, the teacher says to his students: Do you know which part of the body becomes bigger 8 times ? A female student: I know … but I am shy of saying its name. Teacher: But I’m sorry for you, for 3 reasons: 1- the right answer is the Pupil of the Eye 2- you just have a sexy mind 3- you have a very unrealistic expectation of that sexual member of the body !

Persian Joke 156: Romantic philosophers ask Ghazanfar: Which is harder (to endure), Love or Hunger ? Ghazanfar: The ancient wise people said that if you suffer from Hunger, then you will forget Love. But I say: Have you ever needed WC – badly needed to go to the toilet- in the middle of streets or in a public place that has no toilet / WC ?! If you suffer from this need , then you will forget both Love and Hunger !

Persian Joke 157: Do you know Rouhani has inherited which qualities form his Semitic / Jewish Prophets ? Rouhani has inherited his illiteracy and his uneducated youth from Muhammad. Rouhani has inherited his shamelessness and his Father-less ( Bi-Pedari ! ) from Jesus. He has inherited his shitty miracles (= his economic miracles = disasters like his Turkmenchay & How 1 dollar goes suddenly from 3000 toman to 10,000 toman) from Moses ! Rouhani has inherited his psychopathic & criminal tendency to kill his son from Abraham ! Rouhani has inherited his sick & psychopathic tendency to struggle against God & Good from Jacob! Rouhani has inherited his tendency for being fucked & sodomized from Lot & Trump !

Persian Joke 158: They ask Ghazanfar: Which animal wakes us up in the early morning ? Ghazanfar : This animal is my father, my Islamist father who always says to me (before sunrise) : Wake up idiot; it’s time for your Islamist prayer !

Persian Joke 159: When God created Arab man, angels said to God: Shall we bow down before him ?! God: Oh, No, he is a terrorist and suicide bomber! Let’s run! Run, run away from him !! … When God created Jew man, angels said to God: Shall we bow down before him ?! God: No! He worships money; Just give him money! But no, stop! How much money we have in our divine treasury? Our divine money is not enough for him. So, Let’s run! Run, run away from him !! … And when God created Iranian man, angels said to God: Shall we bow down before him ?! God: Yah, but … but stop! Is he Iranian ?! Oh, no, He is not Iranian ! Those who live in Iran are Iranians! And they live in Iran for a long long time, even before God created angels, and even before God existed !! Angels: what it means ?! God: Maybe it means that Iranians created God !

Persian Joke 160: Ghazanfar became a member of Microsoft company! In his first day, he tried to find a number to call Restaurant, and then found something, called, and said: One coffee, I need one coffee and … The guy said: It’s a wrong number. Do you know who am I ? Ghazanfar : no, who are you? The guy: hey idiot, I am Bill Gates ! Ghazanfar smiles, and says: But do you know who am I ?! Bill Gates: No, who are you idiot ? Ghazanfar: Well, such a good thing, he doesn’t know me! And then Ghazanfar disconnected immediately !

Persian Joke 161: Men say: Do you know How a typical Woman refers to her husband ?! At first days: a man of my dream! At their engagement: My Love ! At their wedding: My breath ! 1 month after wedding: Honey! 2 month after wedding: Sugar ! 3 month after wedding: My husband ! 1 year after wedding: My boss ! 2 years after wedding: my Lazy Pig ! 3 year after wedding: Asshole ! 4 year after wedding: My Death ! 5 year after wedding: Get lost, You Brainless, stupid and ungrateful pig ! …. The Wise Women say: Stupidity & Ignorance ( = Na-fahmi) is a disease that doesn’t kill a man , but it’s a disease that kills the normal people who live with this sick man ! !! ( .. Atraafian ro Deqh Marg Mikoneh !! )

Persian Joke 162: Ghazanfar and his brother go to see a doctor / Psychiatrist. Ghazanfar says to Psychiatrist: I know that you Psychiatrists are not able to cure my brother, who is a very sick & stupid bastard. We have experienced many other doctors. I know that he is incurable. But for god sake, please prescribe some medicine for me ! , and for those who live with this stupid bastard ! !

Persian Joke 163:: A Basiji had a special shop, but in its window you could only see watches! An Iranian went to his shop, and said: what is the price of that watch ? Basiji: We don’t sell watches. Iranian: But your window is full of watch. Basiji: Those watches are not for sale ! We don’t sell watches. Iranian: So, you sell shits ?! you sell what ?! which kind of shop is this ?! Basiji: We do Circumcising, the Arab-Jewish tradition of circumcising! Iranian: So, why do put watches in your window ?! Basijis: Do you expect that we put dicks and penis in our shop window ? !!

Persian Joke 164: Ghazanfer becomes a Basiji ! Iranians ask him: What do you Basijis do in 2018? Ghazanfer: We cleaning Dirty things. Iranians: so, your Basij has become a laundry room ?! , or you Basijis have become laundry workers ?! Ghazanfer: No, we just cleaning the walls, the street walls, because people write Death to Rouhani & Death to Khamenei on the walls of the city, and (now in 2018) our Basiji job is to clean the walls of the city !

Persian Joke 165: After living in Iran for a while, a British kid learns Iranian traditions (including Iranian sense of humor), and asks his British mom – who is the wife of the British ambassador in Tehran: Mom, you already said all Iranians love Mullahs