Iranian Jokes in English

November 1, 2018

These days are historic days. As the wise Iranians say: “These days are full of great jokes ! In these days, the Great Treasons, Great Scandals and Great Defeats are historic jokes! In these days, the Great idiots and the Great stupid Bastards are creating historic Farces! These days are historic days of Great Farces & Great Ends! Now any sane person can see The End of many myths, and the End of many Evil things, including the End of Arab Islam, the End of America , the End of The West’s values = the End of American values = the End of the West’s myths about Democracy, Rule of Law, Free Market, Free Trade and other kinds of Freedoms, Basic Freedoms. Today, a stupid animal and a brainless Fascist Psychopath is the leader of their so-called Free World, and putting an End to their Free World and all its myths, by fucking their Free World and its myths! Now their so-called Free World’s values are Orwellian things like Free Terror , Free Killing, Free Bullying, Free Blackmailing, Free Racism, Free Fascism, Free Censorship, Free Sadism, Free Sanctions, Free Wars, Free Threatening, Free Tyranny, Free Lies, Free Bullshit etc! Now there is no differences between Jokes and Reality! So, it’s still better to talk or write about recent events – which are historic events- in the form of Persian Satire, Persian Humors or Persian Comic / sarcastic remarks. Tragedy at its peak becomes Comedy. Now in the Religious world, ie the Christian world (America & the West) and the Islamic world ( = America allies! ), even Religion is a joke! Their Jewish Religion is a bad joke. Now even their religious leaders – from Mullahs / Muftis to Christian leaders and Arab Jew leaders –
show and prove that their Religion is a joke, a very bad joke! Their Religious Paradoxes are so so shameful, ridiculous and laughable. America’s Religion is exactly like Arab Religion = Mullah Religion. Their Religion is so Jewish and so Ridiculous. Their Religion is Religion of irreligious pigs, who even don’t believe in their own Religion and their own Religious Slogans & Standards ! Now in their Masonic world -from Europe & USA to Arab Islamists/ Mullahs – we all can see that their Religion is Religion of Disbelievers & Hypocrites ! Their Religion is Religion of Charlatans! In fact, their Religion is a Satanic joke ! Their Religion is so Masonic = so Orwellian! Today, even Religion is Orwellian joke! Today, their Religion is irreligious joke! Today, we all can see that Tragedy at its peak becomes a Farce like Sheikh Trump = Rouhani; And Comedy at its peak becomes Tragedy or Trump = Tragic Farce!“. It’s so so tragic that there is no real differences between Jokes and Reality in 2018 ! It’s so horrible, so awful, and so depressing. But In this post you can read about 200 Persian Jokes & Satires, including 100 Persian Jokes, and about 100 funny Persian things including funny Persian Folksongs and funny Persian poems, but because of the FATF Farce & its importance, this new series of Iranian Jokes & Satires are mostly Political jokes, Religious satires or FATF jokes! In the previous two posts you could read more than 500 Persian Jokes & Humors / Satires – including 400 Persian Jokes in English –
and here you can read the next 100 Persian Jokes, and what Iran’s people say about Recent events and Everything in the form of humors, jokes etc.

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Persian Joke 401: (It’s the exact opposite of a Mass Media-style joke!) A group of Iranians are talking. Iranian1 says to Iranian2: Lets make jokes about Trump! Iranian2 says: About Trump?! But this shitty US Clown Trump is a joke, and doesn’t need jokes! Now the whole world is laughing at Trump & America! Iranian3 says: Yah, now many refer to Trump as Abu Trump or Sheikh Trump ! But why do all people hate him so much?! Iranian4 says: Because this US Sheikh Abu Trump or Sheikh Trump is a Terrorist Fascist Clown like Saudi Sheikh. Trump is Arab Jew Sheikh of America! Sheikh Jesus = Sheikh Trump is exactly like Sheikh Jasus = Sheikh Spy (Rouhani) ! Sheikh Trump is exactly like Sheikh Pashm-ak (Khamenei) = Sheikh Wool = Sheikh Pashm-of-Diin (Khamenei) = Sheikh Wool & Fool of Religion! Iranian5 says: Yah, now even idiots can see that Sheikh Trump is like Sheikh Jasus (Rouhani) and other Arab Masonic Sheikhs including UK’s Queen Elizabeth al-Sadat ! In these days, Iranians refer to the UK Queen as Elizabeth al-Sadat ! = Elizabeth, the Islamist Arab of UK ! Iranian2 says: Yah, the US and UK are the same Masonic / Islamist shit. Now Sheikh Trump making great confessions! Now Sheikh Trump says to his Arab Dictators = Arab Islamists / Terrorists: We love you ! we’re protecting you! You might not be there for two weeks without us ! (Sep 2018 / Oct 2018) Iranian1: Is it a joke ?! Iranian4: No! It’s exactly what Sheikh Donald Trump says to his Arab Terrorists & Arab Islamists: We Americans love you ! We love your Arab Islam! We’re protecting you! You might not be there for two weeks without us! .. Iranian1: it’s the greatest confession of the 21st century! Iranian2: Yah, and we Iranians say to The American Pig: Yah, it’s true! Your Arab Islamists ( = Saudis, Mullahs etc) and Arab Terrorists might not be there for two weeks without your American support ! It’s what we Iranians have repeatedly said ! And now you American pigs confess to it ! Iranian5: Sheikh Trump is a stupid cow, like his Arab cows = The Sheikh Cow = Arab Islamist leaders. Iranians4: Now it’s quite clear that America is not even a 3rd world country! – or even a 4th world or 5th world’s country! The 6th world is the best place for America under Trump! (America Jahan-e 3om ham nist ! .. USA Jahan-e 6om-e !) Iranian3: Yah, the 6th world’s countries are shithole countries like Trump’s America & Saudi shithole! The 6th world’s country is a shithole that a stupid Fascist Clown & Psychopath is its leader & the Leader of their Free World !! Iranain2: America is one of the 6th World (Jahan-e ShiShom! ) that shamelessly says that Money is Everything! , and if killers and terrorists pay cash ! -pay for their share in the US Business of Terror ! -, then killers and terrorists are free to kill ordinary people & intellects, and even shitty journalists of USA! Iranian1: America is one of the 6th World’s shitholes that stupidly confessing: Arab Islamists and Arab Terrorists might not exist , even for two weeks, without American support ! It’s the Great confession of History, isn’t it?! It’s a great joke of a great shithole, isn’t it?! Iranian4: USA is the greatest Sponsor of Terrorism, and it’s what their Sheikh Trump confessing! Now in 2018, the good Americans write articles like: Orwell’s “1984” and Trump’s America ! (2018), Big Brother Is Watching You: Now America is Orwell’s nightmare! (2018), Trump’s America: An Orwellian nightmare ! (2018) Iranian5: And all sane people know How Orwellian Is Trump’s America ! (2018) And it’s not a joke. It’s the End of America! Now the whole world laugh at America!, because America is a bad joke”

Persian Joke 402: (It’s Anti Keyhan-style joke!) Guy1 says: What is the Biggest Insult to Imam Hussein & Good values? Guy2 says: It’s Zellat and FATF in Muharram of 2018 ! Do you know its symbolic meaning?! Do you know what it means?! Guy3: Yah, the Mullahs are killing Islam of Mullahs!, and .. Guy2: and it’ so good! But Mullahs also killing Good things or Good values, and it’s Bad .. Basiji says: Now even Basijis are Not Basijis ! , and believe in Nothing but Lies ! .. Guy1 says: CIA’s Ayatollah Khamenei ordered his Majlis (parliament) to vote for the FATF! But why ?! And why do CIA’s media whores and cyber whores = CIA’s Basiji and CIA’s Islamists try to pretend that Rouhani and Khamenei are different! , or Larijani and Rouhani agree with FATF, but Khamenei doesn’t agrees?!! .. Basiji: Even we Basijis = stupid animals know CIA’s Ayatollah Khamenei gives his ass to FATF & CIA! But why do the CIA & MI6 play such childish games = British games?! Guy2 says: What do you expect from the UK and their Islamic Masons = 3-Kos-Ke(..) London-i : Khamenei, Rouhani & Larijani of UK ?!! Mullahs are Arab Islamists, not Iranians. And the West and US protecting Arab Islamists! Even Ayatollah BBC and Sheikh Trump say to Islamists / Mullahs: We love you! We’re protecting you! You might not be there for two weeks without us!! And all Iranians know that Mullahs might not be here (in Iran) for two weeks without American support = British support = MI6 & CIA support ! Guy1 says: Now even we stupid Animals = Basijis can see that Khamenei is CIA agent, and Ayatollah BBC and all CIA / MI6 media support Rouhani & Khamenei & Larijani = 3-Kos-Ke(..) London-i ! Basiji says: Yah, now even We stupid Animals = Basijis know that Rouhani and Khamenei are the same shit. If Khamenei didn’t like FATF, he had to use Hokm-e Hokumati ! ( = Islamist Decree ) Gay3 says: Yah, In Khatami’s era, in fucking Islamic Reform era, even the stupid Karoubi said to Khamenie: Don’t reveal Islamic Dictatorship! Don’t use Hokm-e Hokumati ! ( = Islamist Decree ) Let Majlist (Parliament) do its job; and if you the CIA’s Mullah (Khamenie) don’t like it, ask your Senate (Guardian Council) to reject it ! But at that time the fucking Mullah of CIA = Khamenie didn’t listen to such smart advices, and used a Masonic-Islamic tool = Hokm-e Hokumati ! ( = Islamist Decree) to stop Parliament’s plans and Parliament’s job !! It happened in 1999, and led to the 1999 Protests & Massacre. But now in 2018, this fucking Islamist Clown of CIA = Khamenei allows its fucking Islamic Parliament = Majlis to approve FATF !! If the CIA’s Khemenei didn’t like FATF, then the fucking Khamenei used Hokm-e Hokumati ! , like what he did in Reform’s era! Basiji says: Yah, now even Basijis say to Arab Jew Clown of CIA = Khamenei: Hey you the Ayatollah Faggot, why don’t you use Hokm-e Hokumati ?! Where was your Hokm-e Hokumati, during FATF Farce?! Guy2 says: Now Ayatollah shows & proves that Ayatollah’s Islam in his ass !! .. Khamenei’s Islam is in his ass !! , exactly like Khamenei’s Islamic wisdom that is in his ass !! (Hokm-e Hokumati-sh tu Koon-esh bood !! .. Mesl-e oon Basirat-esh keh tu Koon-esh bood !! ) Guy1: Yah, why didn’t Khamenei use Hokm?!! (chera Hokm Nadad?!!) Guy3: He didn’t use Islamist Decree (Hokm), because Khamenei wanted to give his ass to FATF & Great Satan! (Hokm Nadad chon bejaash Koon Dad !! Vaadad !! ) Guy1: The CIA’s Khamenei lets his Majlis approve FATF! But instead of giving his ass to FATF, he could use Hokm! (chera Kood dad .. Hokm-e Hokumati Midad !! ) Basiji says: Khamenei’s job is Koon Dadan = Giving his ass to his Great Satan! Khamenei is a Koonde Baqali ! = Khamenei is a stupid sodomite of CIA. Khamenei didn’t use his Islam, because his Islam is his ass !! (Islam-esh tu Koon-esh bood !! ..Mesl-e oon Basirat-esh keh tu Koon-esh bood !! ) Guy2 says: Yah, for the Anti-Iran things and Anti-Iranian acts, Khamenei used his Islamic Dictatorship & Hokm !! But for giving his ass to Great Satan and for serving the West’s interests, Ayatollah becomes a democrat faggot ! , and put his Islam in his ass !! (een Dayoosa = Mullah-ha Faghat Moghe-e Koon Dadan Democrat mishan !! ..)

Persian Joke 403: (It’s the exact opposite of a Mass Media-style joke!) A group of Iranians are talking. Iranian1 says: the CIA’s Rouhani & MI6’s Khamenei and their Masonic Masters make people laugh. For instance, this Zina-zadeh Rouhani and his Cabinet have created an Islamic Bemal Bemal Farce ! Iranian2: What is this?! Iranian3: A patient has asked the Fucking Rouhani’s heath minister = Zina-Zadeh Hashemi : Hey idiot, you have implemented IMF Plans in all hospitals, and all prices have increased by 1000% in 2016 & 2017! So, We people cannot pay for Physiotherapy .. But the Fucking Rouhani’s heath minister has said: you people don’t need doctors or physiotherapists! What do physiotherapists do?! They just rub you !! (Massage you ! = Malidan !) So, Just go and rub yourself !!! Rub it yourself !! (Boro Khodet Bemal !! ) Iranian2: Is it a joke? Iranian4: Now it’s not a joke !! Their fucking Islam is joke ! Iranian5: Yah, these Islamic Zina-zadeh = the West’s Islamic spies & clowns = CIA’s Rouhani and his cabinet = Islamists are jokes! Iranian6: This new Islamic Farce speaks a lot about their fucking Islam & Islamic Regime. It has created a lot of jokes in Iran. Iranian7: Yah, Now Iranians say to Rouhanis / Basijis: Hey Islamic animals! FATF shows and proves that your Islam Malid !! (your Islam is fucked up!) Rahber-et ke Malid , thu ham Bemal ! Daret Bamal !! (your fucking Islamic Leader licks FATA’s ass, so you Islamists go to Hell & Fuck yourselves!)… Your Islam & Islamic Leader Malid !! FATF shows that, from now on, you Basijis must refer to your Khamenei as Rahbar-e Malide-gan & Gaiide-gan Jahan !! (The Islamic leaders of all Whores & Faggots & Cowards !) FATF Fucked Arab Islam! (FATF Islam ra Gaiid ! ) FATF Fucked your Islam ! So, Islam va Rahbar-etoon keh Malid ! , tu ham Khodet-o Bemal !! Boro Bemal & Bemire !!! (Your fucking Islam & your fucking Islamic Leaders fuck themselves by FATF !! , so you Islamist must go to hell & fuck yourself !! Go away and Die ! Fuck yourself and Drop Dead !!) .. If people knew how to rub it and to lick ass, then they would be Islamic Leaders !! = they would be Khamenei or Rouhani who lick Great Satan’s ass !! (Ageh Malidan Balad bood, keh alan Rahbar bood !! = Rouhani bood = Ayatollah bood !! )”

Persian Joke 404: The witty Iranians say: “It’s an old tradition in Iran, since the Tazi invasion = Jewish Arab Barbarians invasion, that Iranian people mock and fuck Tazi language in many different funny ways. A group of Persian jokes is about the shitty Arabic = Tazi language. These Persian jokes are so funny, but you must read them in Persian. If you want to enjoy such jokes, you also should know a little Arabic! But If you know a little Arabic, and a few Arabic words, then we can use the same Persian methods in English! And here, lets assume that you all know a little Arabic! So, we can translate an ancient Persian joke about the Satanic Arabic / Tazi language in this way: An Arab King said to an Iranian Detective: Apparently, my Arab wife has become a whore, and she sleeps with other men! Please search for evidence -see whether or not it’s true; then Report it to me Secretly! So, Iranian did the job, and then reported the result by using a new language – a funny combination of Arabic & English & Persian !– in this way: I went to see things .. Onzor ela Darz al-Door ! (I saw through the crack of the door) Ra-ayto (I saw) your wife Lengo-ha fe al-Sama ! (her legs are in the air ! ) And a Big thing was Yadkholoon va Yakhrojoon Mokararoon !! (coming and going inside her = penetrating her over and over and over !! ) And your Arab Wife just said: Akh Joon, Akh Joon ! (I like it ! I like it ! )”

Persian Joke 405: The witty Iranians say: “FATF in Muharram or the love story of America & Arab Islamists = Trump & Arab Islamist Terrorists is beyond jokes. Now Islamists fuck Arab Islam of Islamists, and declare its death! The meaning of recent events is so clear: Mullahs = Arab Islamists are fucking their own Islam! Now Arab Islamists have invented new Islamist Surah / Sirah or Advice in their Masonic Islam = Arabic Islamic = Jewish Islam/ Satanic Islam of Arabs. But all Iranians and even all stupid animals / Arab Basijis know what the FATF Farce in Muharram means! So, now you must use their own language, or a funny combination of Arabic & English & Persian and say to all Islamists: Ya Ayohal Oskoloon! (Hey stupid bastards = Islamists) Afalaa Ya-lamoon & Ya-qeloon?!! Hey Jamaate Chiz to Koon!! (Hey the stupid faggots, that a Big Thing is in your Ass ! , why don’t you think ?! why don’t you protest?!) al-FATF ma al-FATF ! Va maa adraaka FATF !! (FATF and oh FATF ! And you idiots cannot understand FATF treasons & FATF Tragedy!) You cannot adraaka FATF !! (Stupid animals = Islamists can never understand FATF tragedy!) You Arab Dayoos or Arab cows call yourself al-Momenoon ?! (Believers?!) But Ya Ayohal al-Momenoon! (Hey Islamists & Mullahs) FATF raft to Koon-etoon !! (FATF was like a Big Dick that raped your Islamist Ass! ) Ya Ayohal Basiji-e Chiz to Koon! (Hey Basijis / Islamists = Sodomites and Whores of Arab Islam !) al-FATF bad-joori raft to Koon-etoon !! (FATF was like a Big Dick that badly fucked/ raped your Arab Islam & Islamists! ) al-Chize Rockefeller raft to Koon-etoon !! (your Rockefellers fuck your Islam of Arab Mullahs!) Ya Ayohal Basiji va al-Mullah = al-Kos-Maqzoon !! (hey you the brainless animals = Arab Islamists) Al-Chiz shod to Koon-etoon va to oon Islam-etoon !! (your ass and your Islam are fucked by FATF, IMF etc) Are you joz-e Kos-Kholoon or among Kos-K(..)shoon ?! (Are you among the stupidest pigs or the stupidest pimps of history?!) Ya Ayohal Kos-Kholoon va al-Jaakeshoon ! (Hey the stupid pigs and stupid pimps) Al-FATF ma al-FATF ! And you cannot adraaka FATF !! … al-Fucker va al-Fucker-roon !! (A fucker like Rouhani = Trump = Khamenei, and a lot of Mother-fuckers like Arab Islamists !) Va ma Adraaka ma al-Fucker va al-Jaakesh va al-Jakeshoon !! (and you the ordinary people can never understand the depth of foolishness & wickedness of Arabs & America & Arab Islam !) Al-Bega ! (Fuck), al-Beza ! (and create a child !) va al-FATF al-reza ! (and call it FATF Coup, because FATF is agree! ) va al-Ziresh Beza ! (and then deny your role and your FATF Coup! ) va al-Arab Islam-o Bega !! (and Fuck Arab Islam by FATF ! ) .. al-FATF ma al-FATF, va ma adraaka al-FATF !, And you cannot adraaka al-FATF ! ….”.

Persian Joke 406: The witty Iranians say: “”After all Disasters -from Saudi ISIS to FATF – you can use a funny combination of Arabic & English & Persian to talk about true colors of Mullahs & Arab Islamists and their fake religion. Now you should say: the Mullahs and Islamists are actually those Satanists that Fi Qolube-hem Maraz ! ( = Maraz daran !! = their Heart is so Sick & Satanic ! ) And fi Koone-hem DastabilAN Taliva !!! (and a long hockey stick is in their ass !! ) And Did you see How raft (went) to Koone-hem (their ass) DastabilAN Taliva (a long hockey stick !) = FATF al-USA ?!! The Mullahs and Arab Islamists are Jewish Satanists that Fi Maqze-hem Pehen ! (their head is full of shit ! ) Fi Qolube-hem A hen !! (A-hen or a coward hen is in their heart ! ) And fi Koone-hem a Dick-an Taliva !! (and in their Arab ass is a Big Dick !! ) In fact, Fi Rou-se-hem a Dick !! (In their head is a Dick ! = Arab Islamists are dickhead pigs! ) fi Qolube-hem a Sick ! (In their Heart is a Sick ) fi Taqare-hem a Pig ! (in their stomach is a Pig ! ) And fi Koone-hem FATF-an Taliva !! (and in their ass is a big hockey Stick !! = FATF ! ). In Iran, Iranians learn both English language and Arabic language in their schools, for about 6 years! Iranians learn Persian language as their national language. But Iranians also learn both English language and Arabic language as the mandatory Foreign language in their elementary schools & high schools (from age 11 to 18) So, almost all Iranians know a little English and a little Arabic. And we hope that other Humans know a little of these things too!, and can enjoy the funny combinations of Arabic & English & Persian! “

Persian Joke 407: The wise & witty Iranians say: “Zellat & FATF in Muharram ! means the Death of Mullahs and their Islam. Sanctions (Tahrim) & Turkmenchay = Chooz & Piaz means the Death of their Islam & Islamic regime. Now all Iranians fuck Rouhani, and all Iranians spit at Rouhani, and say Rouhani must be killed = Rouhani must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran, for aiding the Enemy & hurting Iran’s people And we or you just ask ourselves: Why do Mullahs = Rouhanis do such insane Treasons & Stupidities & insane acts?!! really why?!! (Vaqe-AN vase chi ?!! = Akhe chera ?!!) Which normal person fucks himself in this way?!! Is Rouhani a Zombie = a mind-controlled dead Slave of CIA?! Only a Zombie can behave like Rouhani, in such an insane way Jewish Rouhanis implement IMF plans & FATF to create only more and more Disasters & Poverty & Destroying people’s life, and to Fuck Islam & Fuck Rouhani more !! , and to create Ugly Poverty & Disasters & (Faaje-e & Felakat) & Economic Disability & Chaos = IMF Plans & FATF plan of CIA. Iranians are not blind or stupid, and that’s why all Iranians say: Rouhani must be tried and executed for High Treasons against Iran’s people. The depth of Anger & Awareness in Iran is so so unbelievable. Even we Iranians – that know our Iran’s people & talk about their Anger & their Awareness- are shocked now ! Even we are shocked in these days when we see the Iranian people in streets or public places like Bazaar or shopping centers in Iran = real people in real places and How Angry & Aware they are !! Now even we Iranians are shocked by their lever of Awareness & Anger = the level of Awareness & Anger among ordinary Iranian people inside Iran! Iranian people are so so so Angry and Aware, and so so ready for a Big Revolution = a Big Bang, and for killing all Mullahs & all Traitors like dogs , Killing all Traitors – form Mullahs & Monarchists to Terrorists & all Masons . And it’s not a joke! But we or you just ask ourselves: why do these zombies = Rouhanis = Jewish Ayatollahs dig their own grave in such a silly way?!! really why?!! (Vaqe-AN vase chi ?!! = Akhe chera ?!!) Fortunately or unfortunately, what the ordinary Iranian people say about these Zombies = Jewish Arab pigs is true: Only when you kill Rouhani = Zombie = Ayatollah like a pig, then he stops his Treasons & his stupid Evil Acts & Insane Acts !! (Zombie = Ayatollah = Rouhani ro taa mesl-e Sag nakoshan, vel nemikone va dast az Khiyant & Rezelat & Dayoosi bar nemidare !! ) And we just say to these Zombies = Jewish Rouhanis: Why do you do this lever of Treason & Stupidity & Insanity & Wickedness?? really why?! for what silly reasons?! really for what ?!! (eenqadr Khiyanat & Rezalat & Hemaqat vase chi ?!! Akhe chera ?! Akhe vase chi ?!!) Don’t you want to stop your Treasons & Insanity until when Iranian people kill you all Mullahs like pigs ?! Don’t you want to stop this level of Treason & Stupidity & Insanity before it’s too late = before Iran’s people kill all Mullahs like pigs?!( Taa Mardom mesl-e Sag nakoshan-etoon vel nemikonid ?! dast as Khiyanat & Rezalat bar nemidarid ?!!) Zellat & FATF in Muharram ! is your last miracle to save your Islam?! But Zellat & FATF in Muharram ! is the Death of your Mullah Islam & Islamic regime. Turkmenchay of FATF = Koon dadan beh Estekbar !! (Giving ass to Satan!) is your End, your Islam’s Death!

Persian Joke 408: (It’s a Keyhan-style joke) A group of Iranians are talking. Iranian1 says to Iranian2: In these days (2018) all Iranians are so so angry at Rouhani & all Islamists & all Anti-Iran Barbarians including Trump & Arab Jew Sodomites .. Iranian 1 says: Yah. All Iranians are so so angry at Traitors, Anti-Iran Traitors specially Mullahs and Islamists. Iranian2 says: Yah, in these days we all have seem many many real Iranian people who talk about killing Rouhani and Killing Mullahs like dogs. All Iranians are so so angry at Rouhani = Mullahs = Traitors … Iranian4 says: Yah, after Dollar farce = FATF Coup, when Rouhani aiding the Enemy of Iran and trying to do more & more High Treason, and to create more & more Poverty and Disasters in Iran, It’s obvious why many many Iranians truly & angrily say that Rouhani must be executed at Toopkhune Sq in Tehran (Vasat-e Meydun Toopkhune .. ) Iranian5 says: Yah, Toopkhune Sq in Tehran is the Best place for killing Rouhani ! , because it’s the End of Sarafi street, where Rouhani’s FATF Coup and attacking all Sarafi & aid the Enemy happened .. Iranian1 says: yah, the best place is Toopkhune Sq in Tehran, near Grand Baazar of Tehran, that is also where some of the Traitorous Mullahs and the Anti-Iranian Mullahs, the Anti-Iran Mullahs were killed and executed during the Iranian Constitution Revolution of 1905 to 1910 .. Iranian2 says: I have personally seen, with my own eyes, that many Iranians in Grand Bazaar & Toopkhune Sq talking about killing Rouhani and Killing Mullahs like dogs ! Now many many Iranians openly and publicly say that these Anti-Iranian Traitors = FATA’s Mullahs = Khamenei & Rouhani must be executed at Toopkhune Sq in Tehran (Vasat-e Meydun Toopkhune … ) because these Mullahs aiding the Enemy of Iran, creating Dollar farce & Poverty & Poverty & Disasters & Disasters & Nekbat & Kesfat & Rezalat .. Iranian2 says: Yah, we Iranian must finish the unfinished job of the Iranian Revolution of 1905 ! .. Iranian 3 says: Yah, the unfinished job must be finished!”

Persian Joke 409: The witty Iranians say: “It’s obvious why all Iranians are so so so angry, and only want Rouhani’s Death = the Death of all Traitors & the Death of all Mullahs = the Death of Islamic Regime / Puppet regime. The Mullahs aiding the Enemy of Iran, creating Dollar & FATF farce & Poverty & Poverty & Disasters & Disasters & Terrible Treasons. So, it’s obvious why all Iranians say Rouhani, Larijani and Khamenei must tried and executed for all their Treasons & Evil acts; and their execution must be done in Toopkhoone sq !!, at the End of Sarafi street. Now the Ferdowsi street or Sarafi street must be called FATF street !! And all Rouhanis = all Mullahs must be killed / executed at the End of the FATF street !! = Toopkhoone square !! You all know the witty subtle point of the End of the FATF street !! But it’s so funny and so important that the End of the FATF street is Toopkhoone square, where some Anti-Iranian Mullahs were killed and executed during the Iranian Revolution of 1905, in about 100 years ago! Now it’s obvious why Iran’s people say: we Iranian must finish the unfinished job of the Iranian Revolution of 1905 ! The unfinished job must be finished! Now all Mullahs = Rouhanis create the FATF Coup in the FATF street and we all know what is waiting for them at the End of the FATF street= Toopkhoone sq = where some Anti-Iran Mullahs were killed & executed in about 100 years ago. But now all Rouhanis = all Mullahs will be killed or Executed there at the End of the FATF street !!, and Iran will be Free & Strong again, and The unfinished job will be finished! Now all Iranians say: The unfinished job must be finished !

Persian Joke 410: The witty Iranians say: “Lets use our Iranian methods of changing Mullah songs & Mullah things, about an American thing / Terminator thing: Astala Vista Baby ! .. Trump’s fans or Trumpists are stupid pigs who only understand such language. So, lets them: Astala Vista Baby! Trump is Terrorista Baby! .. Astala Vista Baby! Trump is Islamista Baby! .. Astala Vista Baby! Trump is a Fascista Baby! .. Astala Vista Baby ! Trump is Satanista Baby! Trump is Evangelista Baby!! .. Astala Vista Baby! Trump is Faggotista Baby! .. Astala Vista Baby! Trump is Masonista Baby! .. Astala Vista Baby! Trump is Jew-Lover-ista Baby! Trump is Shit-Loverista Baby! .. and so on and so on! And at the End: Astala Vista Baby! Kar-e-tun Tamume Baby! (the End of America is near ! Trump terminating America!) .. Astala Vista Baby! America is Islamista Baby! America Arabista Baby! America be-Gaa raft Baby!! (America is being fucked !, and going to hell ! Trump is the End of America! ) .. Astala Vista Baby! You Kos-Khol hastid Kheily !! (You, Trump’s fans are so stupid pigs! Your Trump is the Death of USA! Trump is your terminator! Now the whole World laugh at USA & Trump & Trumpists! Trump terminates America! ..And Terminate means: to Make sth End ! ) Astala Vista Baby! Fuck you Trumpista Baby !! You are Terrorista Baby! You love Islamista Baby! “

Persian Satire 1 – Some wise Iranians say: “You all know The Evil Empire of America and The Atlantic Council ! Those who don’t live like sheep know Satanic organizations like CIA, IMF, FATF, The CFR and the CIA’s Atlantic Council ! But Do you know what the CIA’s Atlantic Council says in Sep 2018 ?! Now they openly and shamelessly defend their beloved Khamenei = CIA’s Ayatollah, their Nuclear or No-clear Deal ! (Lets refer to Nuclear as No-clear !) and write shameful articles like: CIA’s Ayatollah Khamenei Reversal on FATF plan: US-Mullahs Talks Possible Under Trump !! (Sep 2018) And it’s not a Joke ! Check their website ! : AtlanticCouncil.org ! Now CIA’s pigs of the Atlantic Council openly say: Trump’s policy towards Iran is imposing maximum Pressure and (maximum Sadism & Savagery!) .. Acceptance of the No-clear Turkmenchay and the 598 Turkmenchay (of Iraq war in 1989) by CIA’s Ayatollahs, the CIA’s leaders of the Islamic Regime, is a key example of Mullah flexibility and pragmatism !!!! … the Mullahs are drinking new cups of poison !! (including the FATF cup of Death !! ) .. Since 2013, The CIA’s Ayatollah Khamenei adopting a “Heroic capitulation” approach towards his Great Satan !! .. This stunned many Iranians inside Iran, and many outside of Iran ! .. JCPOA = No-clear Turkmenchay crossed all red lines drawn by Khamenei almost in its entirety by trading significant limitations on Iran’s No-clear programs for only partial sanctions relief !!! However, the CIA’s Mullahs accepted and signed this Shameful Capitulation !!! .. the CIA’s Ayatollah Khamenei’s decision to remain in the JCPOA so far despite Trump’s violation, in violating the deal is (so shameful & so humiliating for Mullahs ! ) .. This has happened despite (their fucking Islamic bullshit) threatening repeatedly that Mullahs would abandon the agreement if the US violated it and re-imposed sanctions that had been lifted under the accord !!! .. (So How should Mullahs prove that Mullahs are cowards, and Mullahs are stooges of Great Satan?!) .. Paris-based FATF is (part of the Masonic Mafia = Evil Empire) that tries to monitor all banking transactions worldwide .. Khamenei’s surrender to FATF and Khamenei retreats are (so so shameful & humiliating for Islam & Islamic Regime ! ) Khamenei’s retreat or Khemenei reversal was unimaginable in 2009 ?!! (when CIA’s Mullahs were killing Iran’s people with the help of CIA & MI6 ?! .. No! Never!) .. (Khamenei is a coward of CIA; Khamenei is CIA puppet who) shows again that, despite all the rhetoric, the surrender to the Great Satan and Dramatic changes at the highest levels of power in the Islamic Regime (of CIA’s Mullahs) can occur !!!! .. ‘ (Sep 2018) Can you believe it ?! It’s not a joke ! It’s exactly what the CIA’s Atlantic Council guys say in their official website ! Check their website, and see what the CIA’s pigs say! Now there is no doubt that Rouhani = Khamenei is CIA agent, and the CIA’s Khamenei is an Anti-Iranian slave of the West. As Iranians say, Now after the FATF Farce Hojat Tamam ast ! = there are a lot of undeniable facts & reasons that show and prove that Rouhani = Khamenei is CIA agent. The FATF Farce is just the tip of the iceberg. Since 2009, almost all Iranian people saw and said that Khamenei is CIA, and the CIA and Europe help Mullahs in destroying Iran & hurting Iranians & helping the Enemy of Iran. In 2009, Khamenei’s retreat or Khemenei reversal was so so imaginable, and good ! But at time, USA and the West helped Khamenei !, and aided Mullahs in Killing Iranians, because the fucking USA & West Hate Freedom & Democracy & Progress in Iran & the world. They just want Death & Destruction & Slavery and enslaving people. They just want to keep Iran under tyranny and unfree. If you compare 2009 with 2018, you will understand all things !, better ! Now (in 2018) even stupid animals/ Basijis can see why Khamenei is CIA, and why Iranian people were right. Only a Jewish CIA agent like Rouhani = Khamenei = AhmadiNejad can implement all CIA Plans from 2009 to 2018 – including the 2009 Massacre, the Zionist IMF Plans (Gaayaneh), No-clear Turkmenchay, Oil Turkmenchay (IPC), GMO farce, FATF and many other Zelat / Nakbat of Arab Islam & CIA’s Islamists. Now even stupid animals can see what Khamenei’s FATF means! , and why their CIA’s Imam Ali bin Rockefeller = Khamenei of CIA is so Anti-Iranian and so Arab Jew = az Bikh Arab & Traitor! The Satanic America’s aggressive policies in the world are not hidden facts. But US Barbarians openly defend such American Barbarism = Expansionism & Aggressive policies. Mullahs are Arabs, not Iranians. Mullahs are cowards & cows & slaves of the West. But Iranians, the real Iranians of our Iran say to the Satanic Europe & USA: the Payback time is near! Your End is near! One day in the near future, in the 21st century, you will see that Great Persia’s policy towards The West is imposing maximum Pressure! And that time you must close your dirty mouths! Great Persia’s policy towards The West’s Barbarians will be Tit for Tat & Payback time policies !, and sending all Anti-Iran Barbarians to Shithole WC of history! Payback time is near ! = Nobat-e ma ham mishe ! = Nobat-e Talafi kardan ma ham mirese ! = We will take our Revenge on all Anti-Iran & Anti-Human Barbarians of the West ! American Barbarians who proudly talk about the Savage America’s aggressive policies in the world should wait for a lot of Tit for Tat !! Payback time is near ! “

Persian Satire 2: Some wise Iranians say: “”You all saw the world laughed at Trump in Sep 2018. You all saw what Sheikh Trump and Netanyahu said at the UN, and how the world is laughing at America and why the US media say: the world is laughing at US .. at the highest level, and directly to US face, Trump’s face ! (Sep 2018) The world laughed at Trump & USA, but what Sheikh Netanyahu said was more laughable! The world laughed at Netanyahu = Jew Clowns, too. But the world should laugh more at Sheikh Netanyahu and other Semitic Sodomites like Netanyahu’s Arab allies = Arab Zionists = Arab Islamic Dictators who openly kill journalists! Netanyahu’s kos-sher = Bullshit is so Kosher! But Netanyahu’s kossher = Netanyahu’s Tofalah / Tefilah remind us of Jewish prayers and Jewish Holy Crap / Holy Bullshit ! The Hebrew word for prayer is Tefilah ! (Tefalah ?! .. But in Persian, Tefalah means Trash! Tefalah means Crap, Trash, Rubbish!) So lets talk more about Jewish Tefilah / Tefalah = Jewish Trash = Jewish Crap / Bullshit = Satanic Jewish Prayers ! Lets talk more about Jewish traditions of Arab Islamists & Zionists! Do you know Jewish Wudu (Wuzu) ?! The Arab Islamist Wudu is the Jewish Ritual washing or wudu. Even Arab Jews have Websites like Judaism-Islam.com ! , and talk about such Jewish-Arab things! It’s funny that Jews refer to their Jewish Ghusl & Wudu as Tevilah !! (But in Persian Tavila means: House of Animals / Animal house!! ) Jew Wudu is Washing the right hand 3 times, then the left hand 3 times etc! In fact, Jewish Wudu is Arab Islamist Wudu! But You must ask: When do the Jews do Jewish Wudu = Arab Wudu? Exactly when?! And the answer is: Before prayer, Before reading from the Torah, When a person awakes in the morning !, Before and after Eating and Farting ! , After going to the toilet ! , After cutting ones hair and nails ! After touching a private part !!! , After touching a corpse, before they bless Bani Israel !! (before fucking Bani Isreal ! ) and before telling Kos-sher / kosher Lies at the UN or Jewish Minbar (pulpit) !! It’s so funny, but it’s not a joke! It can explain why the experts say: Arab Islamists = Jews = Mullahs! And the Mullah is so Jewish! Arab Islam is so Jewish! Now even the Arab Jews confess that their Arab Islam is Judaism of Arabs; Arab Islam is Judaism in Arabic ! If you want to know why they say such things, you must do some research about Judaism of Arab Jews! For instance, do you know Jewish prayers?! Jewish law mandates that men pray three times a day, in the morning, afternoon, and at night ! Their Jewish morning pray is called Shachrit (Shash rid = Piss & Shit !!) Many Religious terms in Judaism are funny Persian terms = Persian words that are used for jokes and ridiculing idiots !! But do you know its reasons?! (We will write more about it later) If you know the history of Judaism & Ungrateful Jews, and also the history of Great Persia & Persian Comedy & Persian Comic traditions, you know its reasons! Anyway , Jews begin each day with a short prayer! After ritual washing or Wudu , Jews read a line from Psalms: “Fear of Jewish God (!!) is the beginning of wisdom !!!” Can you believe it ?! This is Jewish Kos-sher ! = Holy Crap ! The Siddur is the Jewish Prayer-book, and you can find many Kos-sher or Funny Crap in it! The Jews have many Jewish websites, and what we say here is what the Jews say in their Jew websites! In fact, our resources are Jewish resources and Top Jewish websites like [1]: JewFaq.org (Judaism 101) , myJewishLearning.com , JewishEncyclopedia.com , Chabad.org, and other famous Jew websites! What we Iranians say is so strong & undeniable , simply because we Iranians use their own famous Jewish resources! In their daily Jewish prayers, the Jews say: Blessed are You, Hashem (!) King of the Universe (!!) .. the soul that you placed within Jews is pure (Jewish & Satanic!) You formed it, You breathed it into me, and You preserve it within me! ..Thanks for Judaism! [1] Then Jewish prayers are followed by passages from the Torah & Talmud ! A quote from the Talmud that lists commandments for which one is allowed & rewarded in both worlds ! [1] And it’s exactly what Arab Islamists do! The Jewish prayer ends by testifying to the Jewish god control over the human soul !! The Jews testify that God looks over the Jewish people, “provides Israel with strength (!!)” and “crowns Israel with glory (!!!)” The Jews thanking their Satanic god for not creating Jews as slaves or as non-Jews (!!!!) [1] Can you believe it ?! Even their fucking Jewish prayers are so Racist ! In fact, the Jews thanking their Satanic god for creating non-Jews as slaves of Jews! Then Jews thanking their Satanic god “for creating me an Israelite !!’ Then the Jewish men thank their Satanic god “for not creating me a woman,” !!!![1] Can you believe it?! It’s Jewish Sexism & Racism! Even their fucking Jewish prayers are so Sexist & Racist! Such facts are not hidden or secret things! But Sheikh Netanyahu must know that we Iranians will reveal their Jew-Arab Secrets, if Jews & Arabs eat more shits in their shitty Brotherhood ! Sheikh Netanyahu is Arab Jew, and a Shit-lover = Saudi-lover! Sheikh Netanyahu is a sodomite, and a dick-lover! And we Iranians have many things to say about Semitic Sodomies, Holy Sodomites of Semites!, and other Savage Semites / Sodomites and their Satanic traditions! Savage Semites= Savage Arabs + Savage Jews = Sodomites should know that many Iranians know them well, so well ! We know their Satanic god = Baal / Yahweh / Lucifer !, and their Satanic Religions!

Persian Satire 3: Some wise Iranians say: “Sheikh Netanyahu is a Cohen or a Son of Zadok = son of Zahak = son of Ahriman. Now The Son of Satan = Sheikh Netanyahu = son of Zahak / Zadok = the Son of Ahriman is Anti-Iran and pro-Arab ! This Jewish pig Sheikh Netanyahu is pro-Arab and Arab-ass-licker ! This Satanic Jew Sheikh Netanyahu is Haman of today’s world, that means: Sheikh Netanyahu is a son of Baal Hammon = Baal Haman ! (Haman Baal !! ) Now you all can see that their Jewish Religion is so Satanic / Semitic and so Anti-Iranian! Their Satanic Judaism or their fucking Judaism is the Satanic Religion of Jewish DoGuzAbad ! = The Jewish Fart-land ! DoGuzAbad or TurGuzAbad that this Jewish Clown (Netanyahu) talks about it at the UN, and makes all Iranians laugh is a funny-comic term that means The Fart land ! . It’s a Turkish-Persian term, for referring to a Turkish Fart Land! But Iranians use it in many funny ways! Guz or Gooz means fart in Persian, and Abad is a Persian word that means land etc. DoGuzAbad or TurGuzAbad is a funny Persian slang term that means: The Fart land ! So, when the Jewish Fart = Netanyahu who comes form the The Jewish Fart land talk and fart about DoGuzAbad or TurGuzAbad , then all Iranians laugh a lot ! But it’s so obvious that when The Jewish Fart = Sheikh Netanyahu who comes form the The Jewish Fart land can say such Jewish Kos-sher = Kosher Crap, then we Iranians can talk about many important facts / things about the Satanic Jews & Satanic Judaism & The Arab Jewish Fart land! For instance, Have you heard about Jewish Kallah?! The Jewish Bride = Kallah ?! Have you heard about Kallah Judaism !, Kallah brides or Holy Whores of Jews?!! Do you know Semitic Baalah, Jewish Kallah or Arab BaAlah ?! Have you heard about Baal & Baalah?! Have you heard about Jewish Baalah and Kallah ?! Have you heard about Jew Witches ! , Jewish Magic, Jewish Witchcraft, Jewish Occults, and many Satanic Traditions of Jews! Have you heard about Jewish Hamsa = Satan’s Hand & Satanic symbol of Jews, Arab Jews & Arab Islamists & Kabbalists & Oculists & Freemasons etc?! Have you heard about Hamsa Hand = Satan’s Hand and symbols of the Illuminati, including All Seeing Eye (= Evil Eye = Satan’s Eye = Jewish Eye), Pyramid, Satan’s hand etc?! Have you heard about Jewish prayers and what the Satanic Jews say as their Jewish prayers ?! Have you heard about the Jewish Ashura = Yom Kippur ?!! Have you heard about Jewish Ashura and Yom Kippur and Satanic Traditions of Jewish Ashura ?!! Have you heard about Jewish Ashura = Yom Kippur, and Jewish Islam of Arabs ?!! Have you heard about the Jewish Zadok, sons of Zadok = sons of Zakah = Jewish Kohen / Cohen = sons of Satan?!! Have you heard about Jadu and Judah ?!! (Jadu = witchcraft) Have you heard about the Jewish Occult, Witchcraft = Jadu & Judah = Jadu & Jambal ?!! Have you heard about Judah = the Jewish land of Jadu = Witchcraft & Black Magic ?! Have you heard about Masonic-Satanic symbols including Black Cube = Kabaa = Jewish Cube = Tefillion?! Have you heard about Satanic symbols & Black Cube of Satanists & Arabs & Masons & Jews?! Have you heard about Arab Islamic Occultism = Jewish Satanism = Masonic Occultism ?!! (We have already written about such facts, and connected some dots (check Archive) And In this post, we want to connect more dots) There are many many many important & interesting facts / dots that should be connected, and many things should be said about The Jewish Fart Land and Jewish Farts like Netanyahu and other Jewish Farts & Faggots = Zahak sons ! = Satan’s sons ! Today, Satan’s farts = Arab Jew pigs and other Satanic pigs must know that their Satanic Game is over. Now even stupid animals can see why the Satanic America & Masons & Trump defend the Satanic Islam of Arabs = Jewish Islam of Arabs, and why the sons of Zadok / Zahak = Jewish Kohen / Kohanims = all Cohen & Satan’s sons work as Anti-Iran Barbarians! We Iranians know them and their secrets. We Iranians know the sons of Zahak = Sons of Satan = Anti-Iran Barbarians and their secrets. There are many interesting facts about the sons of Zadok / Zahak = Jewish Kohen/ Cohen / Rabbis = Arab Mullahs & Christian Pigs of America! Abu Trump = Ayatollah Trump = Sheikh Trump and this Arab Jew Fart Netanyahu = The Arab Netanyahu = Abu Netanyahu (Babu Netanyahu ! ) = al-Netanyahu = Ayatollah Netanyahu = Sheikh Netanyhau = Saudi Netanyahu should know that their Satan’s Game is over! The Devils Game is over. The witty Iranians refer to the Arabic Abu as Babu (BAbu) !! (Abu is Arabic, and means Father! .. But Yabu or Babu is Persian, and means ultra-stupid idiot! ) Abu and Babu & Yabu are synonyms ! Abu Arab = Babu Arab is someone like Trump or Netanyahu (Abu Arab = Father of Arabs!) Abu Arab = Abu Netanyahu or Babu Netanyahu are synonyms! Netanyahu is Arab Babu or Arab Yabu = Netan Yabu! Netanyabu is a Sheikh, and a Babu follower of his Jewish Arab Abu = his Babu fathers! his Yabu fathers !!

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Persian Joke 411: They ask Iranians : What would happen if Netanyahu would be Iran’s leader?! Iranians say: Nothing! Only America & the West & all Media don’t defend him, but call him Clown or Terrorist or Greatest Danger etc !! … They ask Iranians : What would happen if Netanyahu = Jew Sheikh Netanyahu would be the leader of Islamic Regime?! Iranians say: Nothing! or Maybe many things get better & really better, because Rouhanis = Mullahs are so Jewish & so Anti-Iran, more than Sheikh Netanyahu !! … And Iranians ask Sheikh Netanyahu: How can a stupid animal become a Netanyahu?! Sheikh Netanyahu says : For becoming a Netanyahu you should : 1 be a self-hating Jew, who creating Anti-Jew cartoons a lot ! 2 be a shit-lover or Arab-lover, who loves Savage Arabs and Saudis = Arab Barbarians a lot ! 3- be an Anti-Iran Barbarian, who hate the Truth & Great Persia & the Good and all Good guys a lot ! 4 be a Religious fanatic and a holy Sodomite, who gives his ass to Jewish Kohens a lot ! , since his childhood ! 5 be a Sodomite Spy ! , who used to work as a male whore in USA ! And said to his CIA friends: Feed me cock! I love cock a lot ! .. If you become such a stupid male whore & Semitic Sodomite, then you are a Sheikh Netanyahu = a Prime Minister of Israel !

Persian Joke 412: The witty Iranians say: “Now Mullahs and Islamists should change their famous Islamist songs (Noha) in this say : Even when you think about Khomeini, you think you are going to a shithole !! = Yad-e Imam-e KosKhola .. Del-o Mibare tuye Khela ! (its rhythm is: lala (2) .. laa .. lala-la! ) their fucking Imam = Ayatollah is fucking their Arab Islam !! (een Imam-e KosKhola ! .. Diin-o borde tuye Khela !! ) their fucking Ayatollah is shitting on Everything, even on their own Islam !! (Goh zadeh tuye Hema-ja ! .. Ride tu Islam-e ina !! ) .. each day, from the early morning, Basiji begins to give his ass, to be whore, and to do Evil & Traitorous acts ! (Sobh-e keh az khab pa mishe .. mire lashoo wa mikon-eh ! .. ta Shab Khiyanat mikoneh !! ) Mullahs do the same, implement FATA, Fuck & Fool Basijis, and also Fuck Islam !! (FATF ejra mikone ! .. Basiji ro Khar mikoneh ! .. Chiz tuye Islam mikoneh ! ..) But I tell to my father, who are these stupid bastards ?! who are these Islamic faggots = Basijis = Arab Sodomies?! (Migam Baba eena chi-AN ! .. een yaru Kos-k(..)sha kiAN ?! .. een Bache Kooni-ha kiAN ?!! ) My father says: they are Basijis = stupid faggots ! Basijis are stupid animals, or male whores and drug addicts & sex addicts of Arab Islam !! (mige Baba, ina KharAN ! .. Hame Bad-o Basiji-AN ! .. Rishu-AN ama Kooni-AN !! .. Rambod-io TataliAN !! .. Kolan ye mosht Amali-AN !! ) Basijis are stupid crooks & thieves ! (Basiji-ha Dozd-o KharAN .. Maal-e Mardom-o mikhorAN !! ) Fuck Basijis, because Basijis are stooges and puppets of Satan ! Fuck Islamists, because Islamists are ass-lickers, and lick Satan’s ass = Big Brother’s ass ! (Khak tu sar-e Basiji-ha ! .. ke Nokar-o Jeer-e KhorAN !! .. Chiz-e Aqa ro MikhorAN !! .. Basiji-ha in-qade KharAN !! ) Fuck Basjis! Basijis are stupid Faggots! Fuck Islamists! Islamists bark a lot, but Islamist are ass-kissers and kiss USA’s ass / FATF’s ass !! The Arab Mullahs & Ayatollahs give their ass to USA & FATF, but say this Total Surrender & Sodomy is a Heroic thing ! (Khak tu sar-e Basiji-ha! .. ke Nokar-o Jir-e KhorAN ! .. Koon midan-o Jer MikhorAN !! .. Dolla mishan Shol MikonAN !! .. vas-e US Qombol mikonAN !! .. Chiz-e Heroic MikonAN !! ) lala (2) .. laa ..lala-la !”

Persian Joke 413: The witty Iranians say: “Now Mullahs and Islamists should change their famous Islamist songs (Noha) in this say : Even when you think about their Khomeini, you think you are going to a shithole !! = Yad-e Imam-e Koonde-ha ! .. Del-o Mibareh tuye Khela ! (its rhythm is: lala (2) .. laa .. lala-la! ) .. Oh, shit, Look what their fucking Imam & their fucking Arab Islam do?!! (Ey Dad-e Bi-Dad ! Ey Khoda! .. Didi Che Kardan ba Shoma ?!! ) Their Islam is a Satanic thing, a Jewish thing ( = Fitneh ) The Jews are behind Arab Islamists, And it’s a Devil Game of Evil Empire ! (Islam-e shoon ye Fetneh bood .. Ye Fitneh Jew-hoodi bood ! .. Poshte Arab Yahoodi bood ! .. yeh Fitneh Jahaani bood ! ) FATF is Satanic & Jewish. Khanemei is Satanic & Jewish = Khamenei is Fitneh (FATF ye Fitneh bood .. Khamenei ye Fitneh bood .. Ye Fitneh Yahoodi bood ! ) Their Islam was a Jewish Cult. Their Arab Islam is the Jewish Cult of Treason & Deception. Their Arab Islam is the Jewish Cult of Sex Jihad & Sodomy Jihad ! (Islam-e shoon ye Fetneh bood .. Khiyaanat-o Tabaani bood ! .. Koon dadan-e Jihadi bood !! ) Their Islam is Jewish Cult. Their Arab Islam is so Jewish! Khamenei is Jew, Rouhani is Jew, Saudis are Jews (Islam-e shun ye Fetneh bud .. een Fitneh Jew-hudi bud ! .. Sayyid Ali Yahudi bud ! ..Rouhani ham Yahudi bud ! = Saudi ham Yahudi bud ! ) Mullahs & Islamists are cowards & cows & worthless male whores! But they call themselves Heroic Faggots ! Islamists give their ass in a heroic way ! Arab Mullahs say Sodomy is a Heroic thing! Arab Mullahs do heroic Sodomy a lot ! Islamists give their ass to Satan/ USA a lot ! But they have no shame, and still bark a lot ! , while Islamists should die of shame (HaghirAN-o Zalil mishAN .. ye Rahbar-e Haghir MishAN ! .. ye Koonde Heroic mishAN !! ..ye aalam Heroic MidAN ! .. Koon midan-o Jer MikhorAN ! .. Ama Bazam Dolla MishAN !! .. vas-e Satan Qombol mikonAN !! .. Ziad ham Ar-Ar MikonAN !! ) Fuck Rouhanis & Basjis, because they are Arab Islamists & Stupid pigs! FATF is fucking their Islam so badly, but they are silent & cowards & slaves of Satan Velayat !! (Khak tu sar-e Basiji-aa! .. Ke hata FATF-aa ! .. Raft-e to koon-e Mullah-aa !! ) I Swore to God that Basijis are Yazid’s men & Satan’s whores, and Basijis are stupid Sodomites! (Be-khoda een Basiji-ha .. Hamashun Yazidi-AN ! .. Hamegi Bache Kooni-AN ! .. Jireh Khoro Zena-ZadAN .. Past-Fetrat-o Bi-Sharaf-AN !) .. I tell my father : But why Mullahs & Basiijs are so so stupid ?! (Migam Baba eena KharAN .. Amma Chera Inqad KharAN ?! ) But my father says: Stop it ! It’s enough ! Because these Islamist songs are so so stupid ! (mige Baba, Dige Basse ! .. een Nohe-ha kolan Khaz-e !! ) .. It’s better that the CIA’s Ayatollah Khamenei goes to hell or to a shit-hole, beside his Masters = dead Rockefellers !! (een Imam-e KosKhola ! .. Behtar-e bere tu Khela ! .. Pish-e hamun Rockefeller-ha !! ) lala (2) .. laa ..lala-la !”

Persian Joke 414: Qazanfar becomes Rouhani = Mullah !, and says: Khayrol Omur Osataha !! It’s means: the best thing of thing is its middle !! It’s actually a sexy advice = the best thing is in the middle !! But At first, in Mecca, it was : Khayrol Omur Orataha !! = the best thing is in its sexy organ!! (Orat = se-xy organ!) Oh, shits! Oh, no! I cannot be a fucking Rouhani! So, lets to be Qazanfar again ! Now we should say to Balls-less Mullahs -because Rouhanis & Arab Islamic Sodomites have no balls: Khayrol Omur Khaayotoha!! = The Best thing for you is the Balls !!, even a little balls! Now Rouhanis = Mullahs say: Khayrol Omur Taslim-eha !! = Te Best thing is Total Surrender & Total Treason!! .. Khayrol Omur Koon-Dadan-eha !!! = Khayrol Omur FATF-eha !! = the Best thing is FATF & giving ass to Satan’s FATF !! .. Khayrol Omur Koon-Dadaneha !!! = the Best thing is giving your ass to Satan & FATF !! But let say to Islamists : Khayrol Omur (= FATA) Raft-tu-Koon-eta !!! = The Best thing (FATF) is raping you & going into your ass !! But Mullahs & Basijis still say: Khayrol Omur Nokari-eha !!! = Khayrol Omur Dayoosi-eha !! = the Best thing is shitty begging !! The Best Thing is being Whore & Sodomite & Slave and so on & so on !

Persian Joke 415: The witty Iranians say: “the FATA Farce is so important, and that’s why Iranians create or sing some funny songs about Mullahs and Islamists, and say: Wow! their Arab Islam is being Fucked ! (Ey Vay ke Islam ham beh Gaa Raft !! ) Wow! their Islamic Regime is going to hell & shithole !! ( Ey Jaan! Velaayat tu Khe-laa Raft !! ) Wow! their Arab Islam is being fucked ! Their Arab Islam is giving its ass to Satan !! (Ey Vay ke Islam ham beh Gaa Raft !! .. Koon dad be Sheytan cheh be Gaa Raft !! ) Did you see how Satan’s dick went into their Arab Islam’s ass?!! (Didi ke Chizesh taa be koja Raft ?!! .. Ey Vay ke Islam ham beh Gaa Raft !! ) Is your Arab Islam nothing but Ass-kissing & Ass-licking ?!! (Islam ha-moon Khodet Be-Maal Bood ?!!!! ) Your fucking Islam is nothing but FATF ?!! (Islam ha-moon FATF bood ?!!!! ) Wow! The FATF Farce shows that Mullahs pissed and shitted on Islam ! (Ey Vay ke ShaShid tooye Islam !! .. Aakhund ke bood Mullah-ye Islam !! ) Wow! Mullahs and Islamists are shitting on Islam ! (Ey Vay ke Ridan tooye Islam !! ) Mullahs & Islamists are badly shitting and fucking Islam ! (Akhund che Bad Rid tooye Islam !! ) The Mullahs are nothing but FATF and CIA’s agents ! (Aakhund ha-moon FATF bood !!) the Mullahs are shits from CIA’s shithole ! (Aakhund Gohi az oon Khe-laa bood ! ) Don’t refer to Mullahs as Dayoos, because Mullahs are Sodomites ! (Dayoos Na-goo Akhund ye Koonist !! ) Don’t refer to Mullahs as Pofyoos, because Mullahs are Whores, holy whores !! (Pofyooz Na-goo Aakhund ye Hoorist !! ) ..Fuck Arab Islam if it tells you Islamists : Approve it ! , because It’s what FATF wants !! (Ey Nang be Diinii Keh be-het Goft .. Tasvib Kon !, eeno FATF Goft !!!! ) Fuck Arab Islam that pissing & shitting on Parliament during FATF Farce !! (Ey Nang be Diinii Keh be Majlis … Shashido be-Raft tu Koon-e Majlis ! ) Did you see how Islamists were fucking each other ?! (Didi ke che Man Gaa tu Be-Gaa bood ?!! ) Their Arab Islam was Fucking Islamists ! (Islam Nagoo, Gaa tu be-Gaa bood !! ) their Arab Islam was a Satanic Trap! (Islam Nagoo Dami Ba-laa Bood ! ) Their Arab Islam was a Satanic Shithole !! (Islam Nagoo Chahi Khe-laa Bood !! ) .. Your fucking Islam is FATA ?!! (Islam Ha-moon FATF Bood ?!!) Your fucking Islam is a Satanic Shithole ?!! (Islam Ha-moon Chahi Khe-laa Bood ?!! ) .. Fuck Religion, and Fuck USA more than religion! (Ey Vay be Diin ! 100 Vay beh US !! ) Fuck their Arab Islam that was totally useless ! (Ey Vay keh Islam ham Na-toones! ) Fuck Religion if it is a FATF’s tool ! = Satan’s tool ! (Ey Vay beh Diini keh Na-toones !! ) Fuck Basijis, who are totally useless whores ! (Ey Vay Basiji ham Na-toones !!) Shut the fuck up Basijis! You Basijis are US puppets! (Shut-up Basiji ! Ey Yaar-e US !! ) You Basijsi are Islamic Sodomites / Faggots ! (Ey Vay Shoma Chiz Koon-e-toones !! ) When your Rouhani gives his ass to US! (Koon Dad cho Rouhani beh US !!) This great Shame is your fucking Islam !! (een Nang Ha-moon Islam-e toones !!! ) .. Did you Basijis see how Religion is being fucked?!! (Didi Basiji ! Diin cheh be-Gaa Raft !! ) Did you Basiji see How your Religion is going to hell & shithole !! (Didi Basiji ! Diin tu Khe-laa Raft !! ) Hey Basijis, your Arab Islam is being fucked by your Mullahs & FATF, and going to hell !! (Ey Vay ke Islam-et beh Gaa Raft !! .. Ey Vay ke Diin-et tu Khe-laa Raft !!)

Persian Joke 416: The witty Iranians say: “the FATA Farce is so important, and that’s why Iranians make some funny songs like: Wow! It’s great that their Arab Islam is being Fucked ! (Ey Vay ke Islam ham beh Gaa Raft !! .. Ey Joon! Velaayat tu Khe-laa Raft !! ) It’s so great that the Great Ignorance is being fucked ! (Ey Jaan! Jehaalat tu Khe-laa Raft !! ) It’s so great that the fucking Arab Islamic Regime is being fucked ! (Ey Jaan! Basirat ham be Gaa Raft !! ) It’s so great that all their secrets are being revealed ! (Ey Jaan ke Gandesh bad Da-roomad !! ) Did you see how Islamists and Mullahs show their true colors ?!! (Didi ke Cheh joor Gandesh Da-roomad ?!! ) It’s great that FATF is fucking Arab Islam ! (Ey Vay ke FATF oomad !! ) and their Arab Islam shows its true face & true colors !! (Islam-e Arab Gandesh Da-roomad !! ) It’s so great that the Death of Arab Islam is so near ! (Ey Jaan ke Omresh beh Sa-roomad !! ) Their Arab Islam is showing its true colors, and going to hell for ever !! (Islam-e Arab Taqqesh Da-roomad !! ) It’s so great that Big Secrets are being revealed ! (Ey Jaan ! Che Raazaa shod Ho-veydaa !! ) The Masonic Mullahs are badly showing their true colors ! (Akhund-e Mason Bad Shod-e Ros-vaa !!) … Shut the fuck up Arabs! Close your dirty mouth! , and stop barking ! (Shut up, Arab! Ar-Ar-o Kam Kon !! ) Fuck off Arabs ! Get lost Arab pigs! Go to hell Arab pigs = Mullahs! (Fuck off Arab ! Gooreto Gom Kon !! ) .. Hey Arab Basijis, your Arab Islam is being fucked by FATF, and going to hell (Ey Vay ke Islam-et be-Gaa Raft !! .. Ey Vay ke Diinet tu Khe-laa Raft !) Hey Arab Basiji! Your Arab Islam is fucking your Arab ass !! (Ey Vay ke Islam-et Basiji ! .. Cho Chiz be Maatahte to Jaa Raft !! ) Hey Islamists, their FATA is fucking your ass & your Islam, and you cannot deny it ! (FATF-esh taa beh Kojaa Raft ?! .. een Chiz be-het taa Dast-e Jaa Raft !!! ) .. Fuck Arab Islam if it tells you: You Islamists must allow FATF to fuck your Ass & your Everything !!! (Ey Nang be Diinii Keh be-het Goft … FATF ham taa Dast-e Jaa Raft !!) .. Mullahs fuck you Basijis! Mullahs make a fool of you Basijis! (Aakhund Daret Maalid Basijis! .. Maalid ! Bemal Khoodet Basijis! ) Mullahs badly fuck their supporters! (Gaaiid tho raa Aakhund ! Basiji ! ) Hey Basijis, did you see how Mullahs fucked you?!! (Ey Vay! Che Raft Toot Ey Basiji?!! ) .. It’s so great that their secrets are being revealed, and their Arab I;sam is going to hell for ever!! (Ey Jaan! ke Gandesh bad Da-roomad !! .. Islam-e Arab Taqqesh Da-roomad !!) We Iranians fuck Islam of FATF, that says: Be Slave ! , because it’s what Big Brother or FATF wants ! (Ey Marg be Diinii Keh be-het Goft .. Nokar Sho!, eeno FATF Goft !! ) Death to Islam of Arabs, if it says: Be Whore ! , because it’s what Satan or FATF wants ! (Ey Marg be Diinii Keh be-het Goft .. Dolla Sho !, eeno FATF Goft !!! ) Death to Islam of FATF, that says: Give up & Accept Capitulation ! , because it’s what Europe or FATF wants ! (Ey Marg be Diinii Keh be-het Goft .. Taslim Sho !, eeno FATF Goft !!! ) Death to Islam of Arabs, if it says: Accept FATF & Slavery! , because it’s what FATF or EU wants ! (Ey Marg be Diinii Keh be-het Goft … Dayoos Sho !, eeno FATF Goft !!!! )

Persian Joke 417: Rouhani administration has issued a new decree (Bakhsh-name) and said: (this fact that all Iranians just spit at the Mullahs & the Islamic regime’s officials is an undeniable fact and a good thing ! ) So, Because of the shortage of water & water resources, from now on you don’t need to throw a bowl of water behind the Mullahs and the Islamic regime’s official; your spit is enough !! …

Persian Joke 418: The witty Iranians say: “FATF in Muharram has a very Bad & symbolic meaning, and you all know it, and its reasons. So, after FATF & Rockefeller Iran Projects, Islamists have change their old songs and their Classic Islamist songs in new ways! For instance, now Islamist singers = Maddah song: Hey Ahl-e Haram, Rockefeller baz Nayamad ! , Alam-dar Nayamad ! (we Islamists are so worried about our Master, Rockefeller ! Why Rockefellers don’t come ?!) Hey Ahl-e Haram, FATF baz az dar amad ! , booye Khiamat Amad !! (hey the stupid Islamists, FATF is coming !, and it’s nothing but Treason !) een Rouhani-e Pofyooz be Zanoo Dara-mad ! , booye Khesafat amad !! (Satan brings Rouhani on his knees! Satan brings Arab Islam on its knees! , and it’s so disgusting ! ) een Rouhani-e ma Inb Ziad az kar Dara-mad !!, booye Belahat amad ! (Rouhani is a Jewish Arab Evil ! ..) een Khamenei khod-e Yazid az kar Dara-mad !! , booye Hemaghat Amad !! (Now it’s clear that Khamenei is Yazid ! , Khamenei is Satan’s Arab man! Khamenei is FATF’s man! All Islamists should die of shame! ) Hey Ahl-e Haram, FATF baz Nayamad ! , Alam-dar Nayamad ! ( FATF is our Islamic leader, and we Islamists need FATF so badly ! ) …. Now Islamist singers = Maddah also song : Baaz een che Sooresh ast ! , keh tu koon-e Rahbar ast !! (Now FATF is in Ayatollah’s ass !! .. ) Baaz een che Khiyanat ! , che Bemal-o che Maalesh ast !! (Which kind of Islamic Treason is this !!) Baaz een FATF ! , tuyeh Koon-e Rahbar ast ! (Now FATF goes into Ayatollah’s ass !) Baaz shod FATF !, che Azaa-o che Matam ast !! (FATF is the Death of Arab Islam ..) .. and so on and so

Persian Joke 419: The witty Iranians say: “The CIA’s Ayatollahs and their Bemal Bemal ! ( = Rub! Rub! = the Art of Ball-polishing or the Art of Ass-licking !) have created many jokes in Iran. The CIA’s Rouhanis = Arab Islamists have created a New Islam = Masonic Islam = Jewish-Arabic Islam of Arabs, in which you can find new Islamist Surah / Sirah like this new al-Bemal ! , that is a funny combination of Arabic & English & Persian: Va al-Bemal val Bemali ! Va Bayayd Khodet Bemali !! (= In this fucking Islam of Arabs you should know the Art of Ass-licking and the Art of Surrender and the Art of Treason ! You must know such Satanic-Arabic arts of Jews! ) Va al-Bemal val Bemali ! And this is the Art of Khayemali !! ( = Art of Ass-Licking ! ) Ez Ramayto Maa Ramayt, va ena al-FATA Ramaa !! (people didn’t fuck Arab Islam, but Rouhanis & FATF fuck Arab Islam !! ) Ez Bemalo Maa Bemal, and Khamenei is Khayemal !! (Islamist Art of Ass-licking has created ass-lickera like Ayatollah! Khamenei is Ass-licker of FATF ! ) Maa Bemalo oon Bemal !! , and this is Bemal Bemal = FATF !! (when we Mullahs rub them, and they rub us, this is called FATF or Bemal Bemal = when we Mullahs suck them, and they suck us ! ) oon Bemalo Maa Bemal, va ena al-Khayemaalo Ramaa !! (people don’t fuck Arab Islam, but this Islamic Ass-giver Khamenei & FATF fuck Arab Islam !!) va Baalah-o loves Khayemal va al-Khayemali ! (Arab God = Baalah = Jew God loves all ass-lickers & Art of Ass-licking ! ) And if you doing Bemal Bemal va al-Khayemali KasirAN Kasria! (if you do ass-licking, and licking the ass of Big Brothers a lot ! ) Baalah-o Bemal Bemal-o you fe al-Akherah! (Arab Jew God = Satan will suck your dick in the next world ! ) and this is your Baghiat al-Salehat ! (Ass-licking is a good Islamist art / fart ! ) Val-Agar Khodet Bemali ! (If you rub yourself) Baalah-o Bemal-o you Bemal-AN Kasira !! (Arab God = Satan rub you & reward you a lot ! ) Ya Ayohal Mome-noon! (Hey Islamists!) Boro Daret Bemaloon !! (you must fuck yourself !) Va al-Arab Islam-o Malid ! (And is the End of Arab Islam! ) Hey idiots ask yourself: al-FATF malidoon al-Islam?! (Do FATF love and rub Islam ?!) Or al-FATF Gaiidoon al-Islam ?! (or Do FATF fuck Islam ?!) Ya Ayohal Kos-kholoon, afala ya-lamoon?! (hey stupid pigs = Islamists, why don’t you think?! ) Ey al-Chiz tu Koon-etoon! (Fuck you Islamists!) Pas chera la-ya-lamoon, la-ya-qeloon?!! (why don’t you think, and put your hear in your ass ?!)”

Persian Joke 420: They ask Iranians: What is FATF ?! Iranians say: It’s so simple. FATF means: Mullahs officially & openly declare the Death of Islam, the Death of their Arab Islam ( = Jaar zadane Marg-e Islam! Marge Islam-e Arab/ Akhund) It’s so simple ! FATF is the Death of their Islam & Islamic Regime! We Iranians are actually so so happy! But the Bad thing / Evil thing is that they want to hurt our Iran & Iranian people & Iranian values, too. The West’s Evil Empire want to enslave all humans, including Iranians – one day with Religion and one day with Anti-Religion or FATF! And that’s why we Iranians say: Fuck Islam of FATF ! , that means we Fuck both FATF & Slavery & any Thing or Religion that wants to create Slavery! Fuck Islam of FATF means Fuck Islam of Satan = Fuck American Islam = Fuck Islam of Arabs! = Fuck Islam of Mullahs = Fuck Slavery ! = Fuck Satanic Cults = Fuck Jewish Islam of Arabs = Fuck British Islam or Masonic Islam !

Persian Satire 4: The witty Iranians say: ” Do you know What is pa-Menbari or pa-Manqali?! And why pa-Menbari is pa-Manqali ?! In Persian, pa-Menbari means: those sheeple who sit around Pulpit = those who listen to a religious Pulpit ! But pa-Manqali means: those drug addicts who sit around drug table to do drugs ! So, they are the same shit ! Those cult-addicts who sit around Pulpit are like those drug-addicts who sit around Drug table to do drugs! Pa-Menbari is pa-Manqali = a stupid drug addict that their Cult or Religion is their Opium ! But Menbar = Pulpit is not a Religious thing. Today, the Media is Menbar = the media is pulpit ! Today, pa-menbari are those stupid idiots who sit around the Media or the Menbar of BBC = BBC’s pulpit, the Menbar of VOA = VOA’s pulpit, or the Menbar of the West = The West’s pulpit ! Now all Iranians can see that the Menbar of BBC = The Ayatollah BBC’s pulpit and the West’s pulpit is exactly like the Menbar of Mullahs! The Menbar of CIA Media is like the Mullah Menbar, and both are the same Evil shit. Menbar of Media or Menbar of Mullah or Mufti is Menbar of Satan or Menbar of Mozdur !! = Menbar of Mercenary ! = CIA pulpit & MI6 pulpit ! And we Iranians say to all sheeple = pa-Menbari = pa-Manqal : Baba Olaq jan / Kos-Khol jan! (Hey dear idiots! Hey dear Retards! ) Az Minbar Har chi Shenidi (they say many wrong & stupid things in their Pulpit) Dar Ketab har chi Khandi (they say many wrong & stupid things in their Books) ke nabayad Qabul koni !, fekr koni Dorost-e !! (so you should not accept them –without Critical Thinking & A lot of Research– and stupidly think that they are True Things!) If you accept the West’s menbar or the Media’s menber, then you are a pa-Menbari = Basiji or Sheep (who accept the Menber of Mufti & Satan & Sheikh!)”

Persian Satire 5: The wise Iranians say: “the Media or Menbar say many many wrong & stupid things. The Mullahs and Media whores and other agents of Satan just want to fool you and to deceive you, but in the name of informing you & making you aware & guiding you to the Right direction !! (beh Rah Raast Hedayat konan !!) So don’t accept their propaganda and their lies and bullshits. Don’t accept what they say without Critical Thinking & A lot of Research. Don’t be Sheep ! Even Don’t accept what we say! , without Critical Thinking & A lot of Research. The Mullahs & Bad guys want to fool you and manipulate you, and that’s why they say they are your savior, and they want to redeem you from sins or evils, and they ask you to obey them or obey their god / Satan, and to accept what they & their god say, if you want Redemption & Salvation ! (Rastegari !) Those who say such things are Charlatans, 100% Charlatans. Those who say such things are Satan’s agents. The Good guys or God’s men don’t ask you to obey them! Only Satan wants you to Obey! The Good God doesn’t need your obedience or you Slavery ! But Satan says Slavery is Salvation !! The Good God never ever asks you to obey, and to become Slave of God (Bande / Barde) Only the Evil forces and Satan ask you to Obey, and to become Slave, Slave of God or Satan ( = Bande / Barde) Slave is Slave, and Slave of God is Slave of Satan! The Good God never want you Slave. The Iranian God = Good God asks you to Think, to be Free, Free from Slavery (Bandegy / Bardegy) Only Satan and Satan’s agents say: Slavery is Salvation !! And if you want Salvation, you must be Slave of God = Satan’s slave! They ask you to accept their god’s orders = Cult’s orders and their crap & lies & bullshits without without Critical Thinking & A lot of Research. They say: Evil is Good, Satan is God, Lie is Truth, Slavery is Salvation, Obedience is Good !!”

Persian Satire 6: The Wise Iranians say: “Obedient or Obedience means doing what you are told to do; accepting what you are told ! But do you know What is Thinking or Critical Thinking?! Do some research about it ! But why do we Iranians always ask you to do your own research ?! Why do we Iranians always ask you to do research ?! Because Iranians and all real Wise & Good guys want and know that All people must learn to do their own research, to use their Brain, to think a lot and to do Research a lot, and Not to live like sheep or slave. We Iranians tell you all: Don’t accept what we say ! Do research about it! Only accept the Truth and what is really true. Even Don’t accept what we say without Critical Thinking & A lot of Research. And it’s what our wise Iranian ancestors and all real Good & Wise people have always said. When you say something that you know that it’s really true (Moo Lay-e Darzesh Memireh!), and when you assure of yourself & what you say, then you ask people to do their own research, a lot of research. But when you tell lies & bullshit, and you have a sick mind & sick intentions, you ask people to obey and to accept your crap in the name of God & Good & other good things! We Iranians and all Truth-seekers just care about the Truth & the Good and Decent things, Not Lies & Bullshits & Deceptions & other Evil things! What we Iranians say has a very deep and strong root (Poshtesh beh Kooh bande! = beh Miras-e Niakan & Nikan ! ) Our wise Iranian ancestors = our Niakan, and all wise & Good guys = Nikan, have a strong legacy that is our legacy and is known as our Miras-e Niakan & Nikan = the Good Legacy of our wise Iranian ancestors & All wise Good guys in all around the world. Our Niakan were Nikan (Good guys), Nikan-e Ruzegar = Good guys of their times. Our Niakan and Nikan are synonyms, and have the same root. Our Niakan & Nikan and the Persian word Nik became English Nice! In fact, the root of English nice is Persian Nik. In Persian, Nik means good & nice, and Niki means good deed; what is good & nice (…) When you have such a nice & strong legacy = Iranian legacy = Human legacy, and when you stand on the shoulder of the wise Niakan & Nikan = all wise & good people who lived before us & our era, then you can see new things, say or do new Good things, and add it to the Human legacy, the Iranian legacy. Today, we borrow from our Miras-e Niakan & Nikan, because we want to show our roots and to show that we stand on the shoulder of whom, and we owe our knowledge or wisdom to whom. We, all humans, owe our Sciences & our knowledge & our Arts & our Wisdom to our wise Niakan & Nikan, and we actually borrow from them, and then add something to it and give it to the future generations. All informed people know what it means, and how it has worked for thousands of years. Our wise Iranian ancestors were Nikan-e Ruzegar = Good guys of their own times. But the West’s Bad guys and Barbarians of the West and all Anti-Iran Barbarians & Savage Semites have savage ancestors = Evil ancestors who were Blood-eaters (Khoon-kharan), Human-eaters (Adam-kharan!) and Zena-Zadegan, Dayoosan, Jaakeshan, Qoromsaqan or Ahrimanan-e Ruzegar = Barbarians & Evil forces of their own times! We Iranians have a so so Strong Logic, but they = Anti-Iran Barbarians are so so weak & desperate, and that’s why their logic is the logic of Sword, the logic of Sadism & Censorship = the logic of Satan = the Logic of Trump USA ! = the Logic of Barbarians = the Logic of Barbarity & Bullying & Sadism”.

Persian Satire 7: Some wise Iranians say: “Netanyahu’s kossher Lies = Netanyahu’s Tefalah remind many of Jewish prayers = Jewish Holy Crap or Holy Bullshit of Jews ! The Hebrew word for prayer is Tefilah / Tefalah that means Trash! So lets talk more about Jewish Tefilah = Jewish Trash = Jewish Crap = Kos-sher = Kosher Crap of Jews! The Jewish prayers have been part of Jewish Occult & Jewish Witchcraft = Jewish Jadu & Jambal !, Jadu of Judah! The Jewish Kabbalah or Jewish Occult is like Arab Islamist Occults. And it’s what the Jews say! They say: many Jewish Prayers come from Occult Traditions of the Jewish Witchcraft or Kabbalah [1] You can take a look at Jewish texts or top websites of Jews [1] to see what the Satanic Jews say about their Jewish morning prayer. noon prayer, evening prayer etc ! It’s so laughable, and so informative. Lets take a look at their Satanic Jew prayers in Hebrew! They say in Hebrew : YAHUAH ELOHAYNU YAHUAH echad ! … And it’s exactly like Yuhu Yuha-ha Yu-haa-haa-haa !!! And as all Iranians and informed people know it’s part of the Jadu Jambal’s things = Witchcraft things or what Black magicians say! When the Iranian Comedians and many other comedians want to ridicule Witchcraft & Magicians, they often say: Yuhu-ha-ha Yuha-ha … !! But now you can understand what is its root! If you want to ridicule Witchcraft & Magicians, you can simply read Jewish prayers in Hebrew !! Do you know Jewish Satanic Books and Magical books including The Forbidden Books of Jewish Magic?! Do you many Jewish Holy Crappy books = Jewish Bibles of Bullshit & Witchcraft & Superstitions including Jewish magical manuals such as The Sword of Moses ?!! Many things should be said about Satanic Judaism = Jewish Religion of Witchcraft & Witches (We will write about it later) Satanic Jews were & are Baal-worshipers and Witchcraft-worshipers, so it’s obvious why their Jewish prayers sound like Witchcraft Occult things. And it’s not Joke ! They say in Hebrew in their Satanic Jew prayers : YAHUAH ELOHIYM, YAHUAHA YAHUAHA … !! And God Bless those comedians who tried to ridicule Witchcraft = Jadu in this way! It’s so important that when Comedians wanted & want to ridicule Witchcraft & Witches, they say Jewish Hebrew things! = Yuhu-ha Yahu-ha !! .. So, as the Jewish Bitches only understand Witch-Crap language! , we Iranians say to the Jewish Witch & Jew Bitch Netanyahu: You-Yabu-Ha!! BaBUHA !! Yuhu-ha! .. Yuhuhu! YaHAHA!!! YuHaaHaaHaa! YouHahaha !! Abu NetanYahu is so Yabu & Babu ! BAbu Netanyahu comes from the Jewish DourGuzAbad or DoGuzAbad = the Jewish Fart land ! But NetanYahu = NetanJadu and his Jewish Jadu come from Judah = the Jewish Fart land of Jadu & Judah! We all must try to connect the dots in a true & wise way! And if you connect the dots in a true way, you can see the roots of Yahweh, Yahoo Yohoo or hoo hoo haa haa! = Jewish Witchcraft & Satanism! The Jewish Kohen are Sons of Satan. The Jewish Kohens are Sons of Zadok/ Zahak. It’s an undeniable fact. But there are many interesting facts, undeniable facts and shocking facts about Arab Jews & Sodomites / Semites & Satanists! So, connect the dots !! For instance, Jadu is similar to Judah, isn’t it ?! In Persian, Jadu means Witchcraft ! (and Jadu-gar is Witch) But as you all know, the Satanic land of Jews is called Judah! And yah, Jadu and Judah can reveal many things! Maybe Jadu is from Judah! Many historic facts about Jadu & Judah show that the Satanic Judah was the land of Jadu & Jambal !! (In Persian, when Iranians want to refer to Witchcraft in a funny way (to ridicule it) they use Jadu & Jambal !, that is a funny term !) But maybe Jadu & Jambal is actually Jadu & Judah ! = Jadu of Judah ! It’s important to note that Iranians refer to Jews as Judah! (= Jew-da or Jew-huda ) So, Jadu of Judah means: Jadu of Jews ! = Witchcraft of Jews. In fact, Jadu & Jambal is nothing but Witchcraft of Jews = Satanic Judaism of Jews! And if you read history, you can see that The so-called Jewish land = Judah is the land of Jadu & Jambal ! It’s so important and so undeniable that Judah was the land of Withes & Witchcraft & Occultism & Satanism = Baal cult. Even the Jews confess to it ! [1] The Satanic Jews still defend Jewish Witchcraft, Jewish Kabbalah & Jewish Occults. The Jews even confess: The practice of witchcraft was so pervasive among Jewish women that even the Jewish children of Judah! [1] We Iranians have many things to say about these Satanic Jews and their Barbaric-Satanic traditions = Satanic Judaism! Sheikh Netanyahu wants to show that Jews are pro-Arab and pro-Arab Islamist, but anti-Iran & Anti-Iranian?! OK ! It’s so good ! Sheikh Netanyahu wants to show that Jews are pro-Satan and pro-Evil Empire, but anti-Persia & Anti-Good & Anti-Truth and so ungrateful ?! OK ! It’s so good ! We Iranians thank Sheikh Trump, Sheikh Netanyahu & other Arab Jew Barbarians for revealing the true colors of Anti-Iranian Barbarians = Anti-Human Barbarians! As you know, Satan’s sons have polluted everywhere. Even Yahoo is Jewish or Satanic. Yahoo means Hey hoo ! (like Hey you! ) Ya means hey, hoo means he. Instead of saying Hey Satan or Hey Lucifer, they say hey hoo ! = yoo hoo !!! – that is a secret language of Satanic Jews! Unfortunately, the Bad Jews and Satan’s sons have polluted the whole world and all countries. Many things should be said about Arab Jewish pollutions = Semitic poisons = Satanic poisons, and how Semitic pollutions have polluted all Things – even Iranian things like Shiism, Sufism, and Iranian Judaism = a Good Religion that Iranians made for Jews. As you know, the Jews of Judah & Babylon were Baal-worshipers, and when Iranians saved Jews, Iranians created a Good Religion for Jews and asked them stop Satan-worshipping = Baal-worshiping. Now even many non-Iranians and Jews confess that Persia Created a good Judaism for Jews! Just search the internet ! It’s so important that Persians created a Good Religion for Jews, who were Hebrew Baal-worshipers (we will write more about it later) But Satan-worshipers = Baal-worshipers = Satanic Jews have been so Satanic, so Witch / Bitch, so uncultured, and so so ungrateful & unfaithful / disloyal to God or Good & Iranian values. Do you know Yom Kippur = Jewish Ashura?! (check next sections)

Persian Satire 8: Some wise Iranians say: “the Semitic Religion of America is so Satanic & Orwellian, and like other Semitic Religions don’t care about Iranian values = Human values. They are so Orwellian, and they just pretend that they are not Semitic or Satanic / Masonic, and they love Iranian values = Human values! It’s so important that the US Bad guys = the West’s leaders are so Corrupt, so Satanic / Masonic and so sick & uncultured, but they are forced to pretend that they are good or civilized people who love our Iranian values = Human values! It’s so so important that today and all days, our Iranian values have always been the main symbols of Human Civilization & Good Civilized people. But Semitic values = Semitic / Satanic & Masonic symbols have always been the main symbols of Satanism & Barbarism & Barbarian Bastards ! It’s so so important. Their Trump is just the tip of their iceberg. Today, this insane Fascist Clown Trump is the Leader of Their Free World !! And it’s not joke ! It’s worse than all jokes! The Trump Cult or Trumpism is a Masonic cult. The main Enemy of Iran & all Iranians & all Good guys & The Civilized world is Masons and Freemasonry = Cult of Satan, The Jewish-British Cult of Satan. Now even the good Americans write good articles like Freemasonry: the Invisible cult in their midst! , and say: Freemasonry makes a mockery of God, makes a mockery of Civilization, makes a mockery of Good things, makes a mockery of Human values ( = makes a mockery of Iranian values) It’s an important fact. It’s funny that even The West’s masons write books like Freemasonry – The Invisible Cult, and say: Freemasonry is a Cult, Freemasonry is a False Religion! It’s what the so-called religious Masons say ! It’s a book written by religious Freemasons !! They confess: Lucifer is the god of Freemasonry! .. Masonic symbols are the Star of David (for Jews), the cross (for Christians) and the Crescent (for Islamists) .. the Jewish Arab Star and Crescent are the main (Masonic symbols and Satanic symbols) .. Freemasonry is a cult, a secret society. It’s an organization that contains dark secrets ! It’s important to note that the West’s scholars write books like [2]: Freemasonry and Judaism : Secret Powers behind Revolutions ! (below pix) or even better books like Crescent and Compass : Islamic Freemasons etc (below pix) or shitty books like: Jewish Magic and Superstition !, and confess that The British Islam is Freemasonry, and the Arab Islam is Judaism. In fact, they confess why the old & wise Iranians used to say: the British Islam is Freemasonry (British Islam hamoon Freemasonry-e ! ) or Arab Islam is Judaism in Arabic ! Now we all can see their Satanic Brotherhood or Satan’s Brotherhood ! But now even idiots and the West’s masons write books like Freemasonry: The satanic symbolism and rituals, and Freemasonry and The 20th Century Occult !!, and confess: Freemasons and Jews Worship the same Satan! [2] And it’s what their own masons confess! They even say: In the West, Satanism is a religion .. their god is Satan ! .. Freemasonry is an occult secret society and all Freemasons have aligned themselves with the occult … The word occult means deliberately kept hidden: not revealed to others. The Mason is forbidden by oath not to reveal what goes on behind the closed doors of the lodge even to his wife !! ..Freemasons have definitely participated in occult activities .. According to our research, the first group that used the Masonic lodge for their evil designs were (British Barbarians) As we continue our study of Freemasonry and the occult, we need to look at another secret of (Satanic Judaism) ! And it’s what their own Jewish Masons confess! It’s so important and undeniable that Freemasonry and Occult and also Masons and Secret societies are synonyms. It’s so important to note that according to their own English Dictionaries, Occult means : Connected with Magic powers and things that cannot be explained by Reason (!!) or Science !! In fact, Occult means Jadu & Jambal ! = Witchcraft of Jews = Superstitions (Khorafat ! ) It’s important to note that Khorafat or Superstition means: the medieval belief that particular events happen in a way that cannot be explained by Reason or Science !! The medieval belief that some events bring good or bad luck !! But who care about Occult = Jadu & Jambal ! = Superstitions / Khorafat = bullshits that cannot be explained by Reason and Science?!! Only Satanic Jews and medieval barbarians of Europe’s Dark Ages & The Age of Ignorance = Arab Jahiliyyah = Jewish Islam of Arabs! The Arab Islam is still Arab Jahiliyyah, or Jahiliyyah of Arab Jews / Saudis/ ISIS / DAESH etc. Now the West or America is returning to the Age of Ignorance & Superstitions & Occultism ! Trump is a symbol of the beginning of the new Dark Ages in the US and the West. Today, When Trump talks or When Ignorance Talks, Intelligence Laughs! = When Anti-Iran Barbarians talk, Iranians and all good guys laugh ! = When Trump and American leaders talk, Iranians and the whole Civilized World laugh ! And you all can see what it means : It’s the Death of America; It’s the End of America ! It’s so important that today When the US and the West Talk, Iranians Laugh! , all Civilized Humans Laugh! It’s the End of The West = the End of Their Evil Empire ! Today, When America and its Terrorist allies talk, Iranians and the Civilized World laugh ! Just look how the whole world laugh at Trump & America and its Terrorist allies = Saudi Arabia & Israel & Arab Islamists (Mullahs) & other Anti-Iran Barbarians = America-worshipers !! or FATF-lovers ! / Mason-lovers! “.

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Persian Joke 421: Qazanfer says to Basijis: Do you still like Khamenei, the leader of Islamic whores & FATF? Basijis say: almost all Basijis are so angry, because Khamenei (= Aqa = Gentleman) has become a male whore = Gendeman !!! Khamenei gives his ass to FATF & Europe & Estekbar (Dige Aqa ham Koon Dad ! Band ro Aab dad !! Aqa be FATF ham koon dad !!) Qazanfer says: Oh, shit! So, instead of saying :Aqa Noon Dad ! Aqa Joon Dad ! (Daddy gives breads! Daddy gives his life for us!), now all Islamists should say: Aqa Koon Dad !! Aqa Vaa Dad !!, Aqa be-Gaa Dad !!! , Aqa bad dad !! = Daddy bad Daad !! (Khamenei gives his ass! the CIA’s Mullah Khamenei surrenders his Ass / Namus to FATF ! Your Islam gives its ass to Great Satan !!) … And Iranians say to Qazanfar: In 2015, after the No-clear Turkmenchy Farce, Islamic Freemasons like Zarif & Salehi & Iraq-chi went to Mashad for Zirat ! = for mocking & fucking Islam of Turkmenchay more and more! So, What do they do now in their FATF farce = FATF coup = FATF gate?! Qazanfar says: Now they go to Mashad, again! But this time their Mashad is Azadi Stadium! Did you see how this CIA’s Ayatollah Sodomite = Khamenei gives his ass to FATF, and then goes to Mashad = Stadium, to celebrating his Total Surrender & Sodomy & Ass-giving to FATF (koon dadan-e Ayatollah beh FATF) and actually for mocking & fucking Islam, Islam of FATF more & more?!! And it’s not a joke! It’s what The Mullah TV show and say! Iran’s history will never forget and forgive these Islamic sodomites and their Islam of FATF & Turkemenchay!

Persian Joke 422: Iranians say to Qazanfar: The Ayatollah Sodomite = Khamenei gives his ass to FATF & Satan. The CIA’s Ayatollah Whore = Khamenei thinks he is whor !! (whor in Arabic means Free, Free men !! ) But Khamenei is whore or whor ?!! Qazanfar says: Khamenei is Kos-Khol !! = Khamenei is a stupid whore! .. Iranians say: What is Khamenei’s tactic ?! Qazanfar: Khamenei has said to his Mullahs & Basjis:Araba va Akhunda inqadr beh America koon midan ta America az roo bereh !!! (Arab Islamists & Ayatollahs give their ass to America a lot and more than a lot ! , until when America says: OK , it’s enough ! I surrender to your Arab ass-giving jihad !! … America surrendering to your Jewish Sodomy jihad = Arab ass-giving jihad !! This is the fucking Arab Islam = Religion of Koon Dadan ! = Religion of Ass-giving ! = Religion of Sodomy ! = Jewish Religion of Arab Sodomites & whores ! Religion of FATF !

Persian Joke 423: After the No-clear Deal Farce = No-clear Turkmenchay of Trump & Rouhani, the witty Iranians say: “Now Mullahs and Arab Islamists and Islamic Masons have invented new Islamist Surah / Sirah or Advice in their Masonic Islam = Arabic Islam of Great Satan, and say for instance (it’s a funny combination of Arabic & English & Persian !): Al-momenoon al-FATF al-Koonde-oon !! (the real Islamists and Mullahs are those whores who give their ass to FAFT ! ) Ola-eka al-Lazina Sucker-oo Trump’s dick and Fucker-oo and Jaakesh-oo and Koondeh-oo al-Trump va al-FATF Koonan Kasiraa !! (the real Arab Islamists are those pigs who Sucking Trump’s dick a lot, and giving their Arab ass & Islamist ass to America = their Great Satan & FATF a lot and in a heroic way !! ) Al-Poyfoozi va al-Dayoosi ( = pimping and prostituting), al-Taslim va al-Turkmenchay (Total Surrender & Capitulaiton) Al-Lavat (Sodomy), al-Khiyana va al-Khayemali ! ( = Total Treason & Ass-licking) is their only Honar al-Islamia al-Arabia ! (their Islamist art = Arabic Art) This is their Moghavamat al-Islamia and their fucking Islam al-Arabia! (this is their fucking Islamist Resistance and a result of their fucking Arab Islam) Va Fuck-ohom Kolohom Ajma-een ! (and you should fuck all of them! Fuck all Mullahs = Fuck Arab Islamists!) Kol al-Arab al-Faseqoon! (all Arab Islamists are corrupt puppets of the West! ) Kolohom Mother al-Fucker-roon !! (All of them are Arab Mother-fuckers ! ) Kolohom Jakeshoon !! (All Mullahs = Arab Islamists are pigs and pimps! ) KoloYom Chiz TuKoon !! (all Arab Islamists are shitty faggots & Sodomites ! )”

Persian Joke 424: Qazanfar says to Mullahs & Islamists: Islam Islam een bood Islam-etoon ?!! (this is your Islam ?! You used to say Islam Islam a lot ! This fucking Islam of FATF is your fucking Islam?! ) Baba Chiz to Koon-etoon ! , va tu een Islam-etoon ! (Fuck you Islamists, and Fuck your Islam of FATF !) Band ro aab dadin ke !! , beh FATF ham koon dadin ke !! (you Mullahs show your true colors in a very bad way! You Mullahs even give your ass, your dirty Arab Islamic ass to FATF & Rockefellers etc! ) bah Great Satan ham aare ?!! aare-o-eena ?! (you Mullahs make love with Great Satan?!! you Mullahs give your ass to your Great Satan?!) Mullahs say: We Mullahs give our ass to Satan, to save our Satanic Islam of Arabs !! (baraye Hefz-e Islam Arab !!) We Arab Mullahs al-Shashidoona fe al-Islam, va al-Ridoona fe al-Islam, for saving Maataht al-Arab Islam !! (We Arab Mullahs are pissing on Islam, and shitting on Islam, for saving the dirty ass of Arabs & Islam of Arabs !! )

Persian Joke 425: The Ayatollah UK and The Ayatollah BBC defend their British Spy Rouhani and the UK-Mullah love affairs, and issue British Fatwa = Fart-War, and say: this British Dick = British Regime is for all people ! (een Doolat vas-e Mellat-e !! ) The UK’s Islamic Dick = Islamic Government of UK belongs to all people ! ( een Doolat-e Islam-ie UK Doolat-e Mellat-e !! ) And then the fucking UK’s leaders = British Barbarians of The Ayatollah UK ask British people: Do you know what is our British government of people for people ?! ( = Doolat-e Mellat-e UK !) The Brits are silent, but the witty Iranians say: Your British government of people for people is actually your British Queen’s dick ! , that is inside the UK’s ass !! (Hamoon Chizi ke tu Matahte Mellat-e UK-e !! ) In your Orwellian UK, Tyranny is Democracy, War is Peace, and your Islamist UK Queen is a male woman (Ajuze Rishu ! = Rajaaleh ) or a female man, whose dick is in the UK’s ass !

Persian Joke 426: The witty Iranians say: “Now the shitty Mullahs chant shitty slogans against their shitty Rouhani! And it’s a shitty Farce! For instance, the shitty Mullahs say to their own Rouhani = a shitty Mullah: Hey Rouhani keh .. Estakhr Farah dar Entezarat! (Death to Rouhani ! and A death like Rafansanji’s death in Farah Pahlavi’s luxury pool is awaiting Rouhani !) In fact, they want a dead luxury or a luxury death for themselves and their Rouhani in luxury pools or luxury shit-holes! These stupid bastard Mullahs are luxury or lushy / lashy Mullahs! They are shitty gays! But the witty Iranians (of Naf-e Tehroon & Irooon! ), mocking Mullahs & fucking Mullahs, and say: Hey Rouhani ! keh Koon dadan bovad Shoar-at ! (Hey Rouhani, Your motto is Giving your ass to Satan! ) Yek Chiz-e Koloft dar Entezarat !! (So, Big Dicks are awaiting you !! ) Hey Rouhani ! keh Koon dadan bovad Maraam-at ! (Hey Rouhani, that Your manner is Giving your ass to Satan!) een bar Dige Gaiid-e Shod Kol-e Nezaamat !! (this time, you have fucked your Islamic regime so badly! And now the Islamic Regime is going to hell ! ) Hey Rouhani! keh Koon dadan bovad Maraam-at ! Ridi tho Kolan tuye Islam-o Nezaamat !! (you Rouhani and your FATF fuck Islam & Islamic regime so badly!) … Hey Rouhani keh Koon dadi beh Sheytan ! (Hey Rouhani that gave your ass to Satan ! ) Diine tho bovad Islam-e Sheytan ! (your Religion is Arab Islam of Satan! ) … Hey Rouhani Koonde!, Yaar-e Sheytaan ! (Hey the faggot Rouhani, the friend of Satan !) Islam Malid !, besaan-e Your Kaan !! (Islam is been fucked !, like your own ass !! ) .. and so on and so on !

Persian Joke 427: It’s like an old joke made by Parviz Khatibi .. ( Parviz Khatibi (1923 – 1993) was an Iranian film-maker and humorist. After 1979, he left Iran. He hated Mullahs / Islamists. In 1986, he published a book – Tozih al-Latayef ! = An Islamist book of Jokes ! – to fuck and mock the Mullahs & the British Mullah-makers! It’s a Persian book, and You can easily find and download it) In 1979, the manager of The British Circus said: This Islamic-British circus was arranged quickly. (Qarar bud) it was arranged that I use my circus animals in Iran for a short period of time. But now the UK gov asks me to allow my British circus animals ( = Khomeini and Mullahs) to stay in Iran for ever !!

Persian Joke 428: Rouhani says to his Cabinet: our Islamic Turkmenchay has fucked our Islamic regime, and our situation is so bad and so shitty now, in a way that at each weekend, we don’t pray for our dead Islamist friends, but instead our dead friends pray for us !! (Dige Amvaat ham vas-e maa Fatehe mikhonan !! ) .. Q : the zombies and dead people pray for Whom ?! A: Trump or Rouhani = Mullahs / Islamists = America allies = those Satanic pigs whose Death & End is near ! … Q : why do the zombies and dead people pray for Rouhani or Trump ?! A: because Trump or Rouhani is one of them! .. Q : why do the zombies love America allies = Arab Terrorists and Arab Islamists ?! A: because Zombies love Zombies! Zombies like Trump’s America! .. Q: What would happen if you don’t fuck a shitty bitch, who has a dirty ass ?! (Agar beh yek Riqoo-ye Ravani-e Obne Koon-Nashur-e Iran-Setiz Roo bedi chi mishe?! ) A: They will become a Trump, a Saudi King, a Mullah or Netanyahu or Rouhani ! = They will become America or Arrogant & Impudent Traitors & Terrorists & Dictators = America allies !! (Trump mishe ! Netanyahu mishe ! Mullah mishe ! Saudi or Rouhani mishe ! = Basiji or Arab Islamist mishe ! = America Allies mishe !! )

Persian Joke 429: Rouhani says to his Basijis: I badly want, and it’s my dearest wish ( = what Rouhani wants most of all) that at least one normal person or one Iranian says to me: We didn’t expect this or that Treason or Evil thing form you! (Az Shoma Ba-iide ! … ) But unfortunately, Rouhani is so so stupid & bastard that all normal people always expect all kinds of Treasons & Stupid things & Evil Things form Rouhani !! (Rouhani indaqr Kos-Khol & Dayoose ke Hich-vaqt Hichi azash Ba-iid naboode! )

Persian Joke 430: In the Mullah era, the Iranian comic books, and also the Mullah Religious books, have funny names like: Rish-nameh! (Book of Beard !), Jish-nameh ! (Book of Piss! ), Mish-nameh! (book of Sheep!), Sikh-nameh (Book of Erection! ), Mikh-nameh (Book of Nail ! = Book of Basij & FATF ! ), Tigh-nameh! (Book of Blade ! ), Tiz-nameh ! (Book of Dirty Tricks!) , Miz-nameh ! (Book of Managers ! ) idz-nameh ! (Book of Aids / HIV ! ) , Chiz-nameh !! (book of Things! ) , Hiz-nameh ! (Book of S-ex !) , Zir-e-Miz nameh !! (books of Bribery ! = Book of Islamic Embezzlement ! ), Dayoos-Nameh !! (Book of Islamic Whores = Basijis & FATF ! ), Bemal-nameh ! (Book of Ass-licking & FATF) Khodet-Bemal-nameh !! (Book of Islamic Ass-licking ! = Book of Khamenei ! ), Daret-Bemal-nameh !! (Book of Islam & FATF ! = Book of Khamenei & FATF ! ), Khayemal-Nameh !! (Book of Islamic Ass-kissing = Book of Rouhani ! ), Bemal-Bemal-nameh !! (a sexy Book of Love affairs between Rouhani & FATF = Mullahs & Great Satan!!)

Persian Satire 9: Iranians ask Qazanfar: What do you think about the exiled whores or faggots in exile ! = Kooni-haye Kharej Neshin = Monarchists & Masons & Mercenaries?!! Qazanfar says: Exiled faggots and exiled whores are like or worse than Mullahs. The exiled sodomites are Arab Jews and Anti-Iranian pigs. The exiled whores = Monarchists & Mercenaries are Arab Jews or Anti-Iranian pigs who work for the CIA & MI6. They are Not Iranians. They, like Arab Jews, are ShaSh-parast = Piss-worshipers = Shah-parast = Shit-worshipers .. Iranians say : Wow! Qazanfer you are so smarter & wiser than Noam Chomsky & Western intellects ! Qazanfar says: Fuck Chomsky! Fuck The West! These stupid pigs are AN (shit) or AN-tilit = AN-telect (shitty whores) ! They are like Jewish Mullahs or Monarchists, who say they are Anti-God, but pro-Satan = pro-Big Brother !! But how is it possible?! If you are Anti-God, you must be Anti-Big Brother & Anti-Slavery, too. But Monarchists and other Masons say they are Anti-God, but Not Anti-Big Brother = Anti-Shah = Anti-King = Anti-Satan = Anti-Slavery !! Can you believe it ?! It’s a so Great Paradox. They are actually Anti-Good ! These stupid bastards just try to show and prove that Anti-God = Anti-Good = Anti-Truth !! Maybe they are right ! When Shit-worshipers or King-worshipers say that they are Anti-God or Anti-Religion, all people just laugh ! Even Qazanfar laugh a lot ! ShaSh-worshipers = Shah-worshipers = Satan-worshipers = Arab-worshipers = Mullah-worshipers & Slavery-worshipers are the same Satanic shit. All of them are Anti-Good and Anti-Truth and Anti-Iranian values”.

Persian Satire 10: A group of Iranians are talking. Iranian2 says to Iranian1: the stupid Bastards of the West say to Iranians: Why don’t Iranians kill or assassinate Rouhani ?! Mother-fuckers … Iranian1 says: Motherfuckers = the West and those who created this Rouhani, now want to assassinate Rouhani, but .. Iranian3 says: Iranians are ready to kill & assassinate Rouhani or Khamenei & Zarif etc; many Iranians are so ready to assassinate Rouhani, but .. Iranian 4 says: but their main question = Main question of all Iranians is: Do Assassination of Rouhani and Assassination of Zarif & other Traitors of Turkmenchay solve the problems?! Iranians are not stupid. Assassination just whitewash Traitors .. Iranian 5 says: When Americans and others ask Iranians: why don’t you assassinate Rouhani? We Iranians should just say: for the same reason you don’t assassinate Trump !, or for the same reason you don’t assassinate Netanyahu & British Queen etc !.. Iranian 1 says: yah, it’s a good point, and it’s exactly what Iranians say or think about it in Iran and .. Iranian 2 says: we Iranians say to the fucking West’s pigs: If you assassinate Trump & Netanyahu & British Queen, then you can ask Iranians: Why don’t you assassinate Rouhani & Zarif & Larijani & Khamenei and other Arab Jew Traitors of CIA & MI6?!

Persian Satire 11: Qazanfar says to Mullahs: Now in your FATF farce, all Iranians say to Mullahs: Fuck you Mullahs! You Mullahs fuck Islam, your own Islam! But Don’t you feel ashamed ?! Mullahs say: No! Not at all ! If we had even 1% shame, then we didn’t become Mullahs! If we had even 1% brain or shame, then we were not Mullahs!! (age ma 1zare Aqal dashtim, ya hata 1zare Sharaft / Sharm dashtim keh dige Akhund / Mullah na-mishodim !! ) Qazanfar says: FATF shows that Khamenei is Rahbar-e Faheshe-ha & Kooni-haye Jahan !! (Khamenei is Islamic Leader of all Whores & Sodomites of CIA!) FATF shows that Khamenei is Rahbar-e Koon-dadegan-e Aalam !! (Khamenei is Islamic leaders of all Whores & Sodomites of Arab Islam) But Don’t you feel ashamed?! Mullahs say: No! Not at all ! Even we Mullahs know that FATF shows that Khamenei is Rahbar-e Koon-Paregan-e Aalam !! (Khamenei is Islamic leader of all Islamist faggots, who give their ass to Satan !!) But we Mullahs and all Basijis are Koon-Paaregan !! = Arab Ass-givers & Sodomites of CIA ! Qazanfar says: Wow! You Mullahs are really Mullahs!! , and your fucking Arab Islam is Mali-dation ! = Malidation ! (Ass-licking) and Gaii-dation !! (Fuck yourself ! ) Your fucking Islamic Parliament or Majis is Malesh-gahe ! (a Brothel of CIA’s Ass-lickers) Gayesh-gahe ! (a Brothel of Sodomites), Zayesh-gahe ! =a Brothel of pregnant whores !! (Majlis ke nist, Malesh-gahe ! Gayesh-gahe ! Zayesh-gahe ! ) Mullahs say: Yah, so what ?! (Khob ke chi?!!) It’s true. But we Mullahs continue our treasons & our evil acts! Iranians must kill all Mullahs like dogs!, and only at that time Mullahs stop their treasons & their wickedness & their Anti-Iran acts! (Taa Mellat Sag-Khosi = Akhund-khosi Na-knone, maa Mullaha vel na-mikonim !! .. Taa Mardom Rouhani-ha = Mullaha ro mesl Sag na-koshan, maa Mullaha dast as Khiayant & Jenayat & Tukrmenchay & Rezalat & Nekbat & Kesafat bar na-midarim !!)

Persian Satire 12: The witty Iranians say: “In these days, when you ask Iranians: Do you know Rouhani works for whom?! Do you know Rouhani works for which country & which Agency or Spying Agency?! Iranians immediately say: Yah, Rouhani works for the White house! .. Rouhani is one of the White House’s staff members! .. Rouhani works for the CIA and the USA = Rouhani works for the UK & MI6. All Iranians know that the UK and US are the same shit, the same Masonic shit. And it’s obvious why Iranian people now say: The CIA has a branch in Iran, and it’s Khamenei’s beit ! = Khamenei’s house … The White house has a branch in Iran, and it is Rouhani’s house = Rouhani’s White Palace ! , that is like SaadAbad’s White Palace ! (In the Pahlavi regime, Pahlavi had a White Palace ! , in The SaadAbad = Northern Tehran, near Tajrish. Now the Mullahs and Rouhani use The SaabAbad ! ) .. Rouhani is a CIA Economic Terrorist; Rouhani is The Greatest Traitor & Terrrorist in Iran’s history. Only a rare breed like a purple Fox could create the FATF Coup of 2018 = The Greatest Economic Coup in Iran’s history. Trump or Rouhani is a rare breed of CIA / MI6 ! , that means Rouhani is a rare British Breed ! And a British Breed is a particular type of animal that has been developed by CIA / MI6 in a controlled way ! If you have doubt, check your British dictionaries !

Persian Satire 13: They ask Qazanfar: What is Islam of Arabs?! Qazanfar: Koon dadan ! = Giving ass ! , but in a heroic way !!, with a lot of Arro-Gooz = Barking & Farting !! They say: FATF has made you & all Iranians so angry! Now all Iranians use a lot of F-word about Arab Islam & Islamic Regime … Qazanfar: All Iranians Fuck Islam of FATF ! , and say to Mullahs and all Islamists: Be-khab Baba !! Bemal Baba !! Bemir Baba! (Go to hell, and Fuck yourself & your Islam!) Bemal Baba Hal Nadarim !! Arab Islam Malid, tu ham Bemal ! Daret Belam! (Just rut it & kiss its ass !! It’s what your Islam did to Satan & FATF ! So, you Islamists must do the same! Go to hell & fuck yourself! ) Islam-et ke Malid, Tu ham Khodet Bemal ! Bemal-o Bemir ! (FATF fuck your Islam, so you must fuck yourself, and go to hell !) Rahbar-et ke Malid !, tu ham Bemal ! Boro Bemal Baba, Dayoos !! (your Islamic leader = Khamenei gives his ass to Satan & FATF ! so you Islamists must Eat shit & Die ! Drop Dead, Islamic Sodomites = CIA Islamist) Your Arab Islam is Religion of Malidan & Malide-gan! (Religion of Ass-licking & ass-lickers!) Religion of Gaiide-gan !! (Religion of Sodomites) Your Khamenei is Koonde Zamane! (today’s holy sodomite!) Now all Islamists/ Basijis must chant: America Tahdid Mikonad .. Rouhani Qombol Mikonad ! (America threatens, but Rouhani gives his ass to America!) Now what the Mullahs doing is so clear: America Tahrim / Tahdid Mikone! ( America threatens & humiliates Mullahs) Khamenei Qombol mikone ! Beh USA & FATF Koon Mide ! (but Khamenei gives his ass to USA & FATF, and shows that his Islam is so Satanic) America Tahdid / Tahrim Mikonad ! .. Islam Taslim Mishavad !! (Fucking America = Great Satan threatens … but the Fucking Islam is surrendering itself to Satan/ USA/ FATF !! ) Read it in Vizier Shoar-style ! = Vizier / Minister of Slogans!

Persian Satire 14: Some wise Iranians say: “If you want to know the roots of today’s problems, you must know history, specially the 19th century and the British Devil Game! You must know British Islam and Islamic Freemasons like Mullah Al-Afghani, Mullah Muhammad Abduh and other Satan’s agents including Wahhabis, Mullahs, Bahais and the British Sheikh Edward Brown!, and how they created new cults/ new Islams, new Hadith and new Surah/ Sirah, and even new Holy Books ! and call them Aqdas or Bayan = Masonic Quran of Bahais! When the witty Iranians use a funny combination of Arabic & English & Persian they actually want to ridicule British Islam, Masonic Islam, Jewish Islam of Arabs, and Pigs like Arab Mullahs/ Masons, Bahais, British Sheikhs like Edward Brown & British Masons who created Aqdas or Bayan or other Holy Crap of Masonic Cults. In the past, only the real Iranian intellectuals knew the British Devil Game. But now, all Iranians are aware of it. The UK is a synonym for the West’s Evil Empire. The West still supports Bad guys & Barbarians –
from Trump & Saudis & Arab Islamists to Zionists and other Terrorists & Evil forces & Masons – including Basijis, Pahlavists, MEK / MKO etc. Yah, the West and the US support Basijis. Now in Oct 2018, their won fucking US Mass Media – including the Washington Post of CIA – confess that the CIA and the US make love with Mullahs & Mullah children = Basijis in USA ! Now even stupid animals can see that what we Iranians have repeatedly said the West & Mullahs & America & Islamists is true, absolutely true. The West is Evil, true Evil. America is Evil. America is true Evil Who is behind Arab Islamists ?! Who is behind Mullahs?! Who is behind Saudis ?! Who is behind Basijis?! Who is behind Arab Dictators ?! Now the fucking America and their US President Sheikh Trump openly and shamelessly confess: We love Islamists ! we’re protecting Islamists! Arab Terrorist & Arab Islamists might not be there for two weeks without us ! It’s of their Great Confessions, isn’t it?! In 2018, they invite Basiji pigs (Hossein Derakhshan etc) to USA! , and the fucking West gives its Free Speech Award to Basiji pigs = Anti-Iran Islamists (Zibakalam) The West or America is Evil. America is true Evil All Iranians know Islamic Spies & Basijis like Hossein Derakhshan. But now this Basiji, Hossein Derakhshan, goes from the Mullah regime to Harvard Kennedy School in 2018 ! The Fucking American media report: The CIA’s Mullah spy, Hossein Derakhshan is a joint fellow with the MIT Media Lab and the Harvard school for 2018 ! All Iranians know Motalefeh = Jewish Islamic Terrorists of MI6 and pigs like Asgaroladai, Iraqi, Iraq-chi, Derakhshan and other Jew Arab pigs of the Mullah regime. Hussein Derakhshan is a Basiji Kooni = Islamic Faggot / Basiji Sodomite = Bache Kooni of Basij & Islamic Regime. All Iranians know the CIA’s Mullah spies like Masound Behnoud, Hussein Derakhshan & Abraham Nabavi & Zibakalam & Ali Nourizadeh and other Arab Jew Whores of CIA. You cannot call them : A Basiji who hired himself out as a spy for the British MI6 & CIA !! or An opportunist Arab Mullah who hired himself out as a spy for the American CIA & MI6 !! It’s what the West’s pigs say, but you should be too stupid to accept such crap! Now the informed people say many good things about the West’s Islamic spies and the West’s Islamic Masons and Beirut’s Masonic Lodges ! , Damascus’s Masonic Lodges ! , Egypt’s Masonic Lodges or Palestine’s Masonic Lodges ! and their graduates – from Pahlavi’s regime officials & Islamic regime’s officials to Arab Leaders & Basijis & Arab Islamic leaders! It’s a long story, but it’s so informative (we will write about it later) It’s the story of Islamic Freemasons who work as Islamic leaders! Now many have started to talk about such issues. Just search the internet ! Now even their own Islamic historians confess that Hoveyda (of Pahlavi regime) and the Arab Salehi (of Islamic No-clear Turkmenchay) are graduates of Beirut’s Masonic Lodges & Colleges! (2018) Ali Akbar Salehi is an Arab, who was born as an Arab Jew in Iraq, and then went to Beirut’s Masonic Lodges & Colleges!, and then to the Masonic Institutes of America! And it’s what the Mullah Media say in 2018 ! Just search the internet! You know this Arab whore, Ali Akbar Salehi of their No-clear Turkmenchay! Now their own Islamic historians confess to old facts about such Arab Islamic Masons ! , including Salehi, Beheshti and The CIA’s Ayatollah Motahari who worked with Savak! The MI6’s Ayatollah Motahari was a close friend of the Savak’s Hussein Nasr ! And now this CIA’s Jewish Islamist Hussein Nasr lives in America, and still talks nonsense! His kid, Vali Nasr is an active Jewish & Anti-Iran Agent of CIA ! All informed Iranians know this Jewish Islamic Mason, Hussein Nasr of Pahlavi Savak! Hussein Nasr is a Jewish Islamic Mason like Al-Afghani, Al-Hindi (Khomeini) and Mullah Mesbah & Jannati – who worked for Savak and Global Freemasonry! And it’s what their own historians confess now! In both the West & Mullah media they confess to such old facts now! They even write books about Islamic Freemasons! [2] If you want to know the secrets of the CIA’s Islamic Revolution of 1979, you must know pigs like Hussein Nasr, and do some research about Masons like Hussein Nasr & Mullah Ehsan Naraghi ! The Islamist or Jewish Masons like Hussein Nasr & Ehsan Naraghi worked for Farah Pahlavi ! They were close friends of Farah Pahlavi ! They were Jew Masons who controlled the stupid Farah Pahlavi, who was a little girl at that time! But now Farah Pahlavi has become an old Bitch, an old Fart = Mason Bitch, and a symbol of Anti-Iran Bitches. Hussein Nasr is a Jew Islamist of Savak and CIA, and the Best thing that you can say about these Mullahs & Masons is: their Brain is in their ass ! their Brain is their Bottom ! their head is playing with their ass ! their head is playing with their bottom ! And it’s a Persian slang term that has become an International one! Traitors are Traitors = masons! Masons are spies and stooges. What Masons did and do is High Treason that is directed against Persia & Persian People & all Good guys of the world.”

Persian Satire 15: Some wise Iranians say: “Now even the West’s guys write books like Crescent and Compass about Islamic Freemasons [2] But they still refuse to confess that these Islamic Masons were Jews or Crytop-Jews or Jew Islamists = Secret Jews of Arab Islam! Now in 2018, the stupid Masons refer to Crypto Jews like Mullah al-Afghani & Mullahs Muhammad Abduh as The Brother Muhammad Abduh !! (below pix) And it’s not a joke! It’s what Masons say now! British Masons love their Islamist Brothers / Mullah Brothers including The Brother Muhammad Abduh !, The Brother Jannati ! , the Brother Rouhani ! , or The Brother Mesbah ! – whose nose is so Jewish ! (below pix) And it’s not a joke ! It’s exactly what Masons say in 2018 ! They openly and shamelessly defend their Masonic Brothers such as The Brother Muhammad Abduh !, The Brother Rouhani !, The Brother Khamenie ! , The Brother Zibakalam ! , The Brother Larijani ! and other Masonic Brothers that you can call them The Brother Mullah ! or The Brother Ayatollah ! or The Brother Basiji ! = Basiji Brother! It’s so funny & informative that both Masons and Mullahs (Basijis) refer to their cult members as Brother ! All Iranians are aware of this issue. Since 1979, Mullahs and Basijis say Brother, Brother a lot (hey Brother, Brother mikonan! ) and that’s why Iranians have made a lot of jokes about this issue, and say for instance: Brother ! Brothor !, Chizet munde layeh door !! (your Thing has been laid at your door !, or between your doors! ) Arab Islam is so Masonic; Islamic Regime of Mullahs is so Masonic The Masons control the Mullah regime. In Iran, they are called 1000 Famil = 1000 Families or Akhund-e Englisi = British Mullahs / Masons. They are Jewish Masons like The Brother Mesbah = The Brother Mullah Mesbah, who speak volume about the Masonic roots of Mullah Regime! The Mullah Mesbah is a Jewish Freemason, that means he is Jew, Mullah and Mason! Their own media confess that he is both Islam-lover and UK-lover !! This Masonic Brother, Mullah Mesbah goes to the UK and North America and their Masonic lodges a lot ! And it’s what their own Islamists media confess ! Just search the internet ! It’s not a hidden fact. Even the Mullah media publish photos of Their Masonic Brothers, Mullah Mesbah and Hadad Adel in the UK or America ! Just search the internet ! But this Mother-fucker Mason Mesbah is a savage Islamic leader, a DEASH / ISIS / Saudi leader ! = a Taliban leader ! All Iranians know what this motherfucker Mason Mesbah said in 1999 or in reform era (Khatami’s era) in their fucking Friday prayers! At that time, this Jewish Arab whore Mullah Mesbah was known as Theoretician of Islamic Tyranny = Masonic Tyranny! , or Theoretician of Islamic Barbarity ! = Theoretician of Tavahosh ! = Theoretician of Islamic Savagery / Arabic Savagery ! All Iranians are aware of this issue. At that time, this Jew Mason Mullah Mesbah talked like ISIS, exactly like ISIS = Savage Saudis. Who can deny such undeniable facts ?! Their fucking Mullah Mesbah is ISIS / Saudi Islam = Jewish Islam of Arabs. But it’s funny and important to note that Mullah Mesbah went to the UK, to learn such Islamic crap & Masonic crap from UK’s Masons & the West’s Masonic lodges! And it’s what their own fucking Islamists confess now! In Reform era, Basijis & Mullahs were so proud to be ISIS / DAESH / Savage Saudis ! But now they pretend that they hate ISIS / DAESH !!! They have no balls, and they are so cowards and cows, and that’s why they don’t confess that ISIS / DAESH is nothing but Islam of Mesbah = Jewish Islam of Arabs = Islam of Saudis & Mullahs = Islam of CIA = Islam of Masons = British Islam of Mullahs & Arabs = Anti-Iran Islam or Anti-Iranian Islam = Islam of FATF ! / Islam of Turkmenchay ! But all Iranians fuck Islam of FATF . All Iranians fuck Islam of ISIS. All Iranians Fuck British Islam = Islam of Treason & Turkmenchay = Saudi Islam = Islam of Arab Cows! We Iranians have already talked about Islamic Masons like al-Afghani and Muhammad Abduh (search Archive) And now many many people & non-Iranians talk about such facts & such Masonic Mullahs including Mullah Afghani’s pupil Mullah Mohammed Abduh, and Mullah Abduh’s pupil Hasan al-Banna= the MI6’s Arab Mason & founder of Muslim Brotherhood !! Now Hasan al-Banna’s grandson = MI6’s Brother Tariq Ramadan (of Oxford ! ) works for the Mullah TV , Press TV !! But why the notorious Freemason Hassan al-Banna’s grandson works for Mullah TV = Press TV ?! The answer is so clear ! The Mullahs are Arab Jew Masons, and the Mullahs worship Anti-Iran Masonslike al-Afghani, al-Banna, Sayyid Qubt and Jamal Abdul Nasser = The Anti-Iran Jew Arab Barbarians = Tazi Barbarians. Now Anti-Iran & Pan-Arab barbarians like the CIA’s Arab Seif = Arab Sword or Abdul Nasser Dayoos is FATF manager of Mullah Regime !! But all media and all journalists have closed their dirty eyes & their dirty mouths! In the fucking West & Western media, they have a key motto: many stories are too True to Tell ! , and that’s why they censor Everything! Now it’s quite clear why Iranians say: We all should try to have a good look for the roots of our Main problems (= Bebin az Koja Mikhori !) You must try to find the Root of problem or the main cause of problem (Rishe Asli Moshkelat !) You must try to learn to distinguish between Cause and Effect (Elat & Malul !) Now in our Iran, the wise people say to each other: If we want to solve Iran’s problems and to put an End to Mullah Regime & all Puppet Regimes, then We or You should try to have a good look for the main cause of problems = the roots of problems ! (Aval Bebin az Koja Mikhori !) And in our Iran, the main cause of problems is the Evil Empire of Masons = the Evil Empire of CIA & Spying Agencies. As you know, Spying Agencies are Secret Societies or Masonic societies / lodges/ cults. These so-called Brothers / Masonic Brothers, work as Amaleh = Slave workers of the Evil Empire. Most of them are kids or brainwashed children = Killer kids = kids who are killers! The Saudi Journalist Farce again showed how the CIA & Masonic Empire use kids and brainwashed children as their Killers / Spies / Agents. Have you seen the pictures of those 15 Saudi Spies / Saudi Terrorists of the CIA’s Saudi Spying agency that went to Turkey to kill Saudi journalist in recent days?! Their photos are so informative! The main point is that most of these Saudi Killers are kids or so young, exactly like the Saudi 9/11 Terrorists! As you know, most of the Saudi 9/11 Terrorists = the CIA’s Arab Terrorists of 9/11 were kids or so young ! The Saudi ISIS are kids or so young. The Arab Islamic Terrorists of CIA are kids. They are the products of the CIA Mind Control projects on children. And it’s so so important. Most of the ISIS and Arab Islamic Barbarians of ISIS / DAESH are kids or so young! And the CIA kids destroyed our Iran. Most of the Islamists or Basijis of the CIA’s Islamic Disaster of 1979 were brainwashed kids of CIA / MI6. It’s a long story, and an Evil project of the Evil Empire. We Iranians have already talked about the CIA’s Satanic Mind Control projects on children (Search Archive)”.

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Persian Joke 431: Satan has resigned ! So, lets take a look at Satan’s letter of Resignation: Dear God, I am Satan, and I want to let you know that I want to resign from being your Satan! Today, many Masons including Trump & Saudis & America & Arab Terrorists & Netanyahu & other Anti-Iran Barbarians including Rouhani & Khamenei are more dishonest, more stupid, more shameless, more Charlatan and more Satanic than Satan! So, compared to them, I am a Saint ! Compared to Masons, Satan is a Saint ! So, please accept my resignation, and choose one of the Masons – including Trump, Rouhani, Khamenei, UK Queen etc- as your new Satan ! …. Thank God ! Your old dearest Satan ! (= the old Satan-e Rajim ! = The new Saint Rahim !! )

Persian Joke 432: Gazanfar becomes a wise Philosopher ! , and says: Americans say: what is the difference between a Trump fan and a vibrator? And yah, A Trump fan is a real dick! .. But US Christians are so stupid; they say the Jews have had about 124,000 Prophets ! And their Jewish Bible says their world is about 6000 years old !! So, 124,000 prophets divided by 6000 years is equal to 20 prophets per year, or two Prophets for each month !!, or one Prophet for every two weeks !!! So, Fuck Jewish Bible?! The Jewish Bible is a joke?! But the Satanic Jewish nation needs a new Prophet every two weeks!! .. Which Satanic & Wicked nation needs a new Prophet every week or every month?!! The answer is clear: Satan’s sons = Satanic Jews!

Persian Joke 433: the witty Iranians say: “Do you know Bahai cult, the Masonic Cult of Bahais?! Bahai is Masonic Islamist. Their God is UK! They say: In 1921, Hazrat-e Tomas Edison met with Hazrat-e Bahollah in New York !! After the meeting Hazrat-e Tomas Edison said: Today I understand that the reason of all my inventions is Hazrat-e Bahollah (!!!) and this fact that Hazrat-e Bahollah lives in today’s world !!! (Tamam-e Ekhteraati ke karde-am beh Dalil vojud Hazrat-e Bahollah dar Jahan ast !!! ) Can you believe it?! But It’s not a joke ! It’s what Bahais says in their Websites and their holy books !! The UK and Freemasons create cults like Bahai cult, and now they say: Hazrat-e Bab & Bahollah with the help of Hazrat-e Edward Brown and under his guidance ! (Taht-e Hedayat-e Hazrate Edward Brown of MI6 !) created the holy Book of al-Bayan = Bayan, that is the Bible of Bahai !! .. the Great Freemason (Freemason-e Kabir !) Hazrat-e Ernest Renan said many good things about Hazrat-e Bab & Abdul Baha !! Can you believe it?! Check Bahai websites! It’s obvious why we Iranians ridicule them! Both Bahais and Arab Barbarians are Satanic and Anti-Iran = Anti-Truth, Anti-Good. So, we Iranians say to all of them, all Masons- from Arab Islamists to Bahai, Basiji, Pahlavi and other Islamic Masons: Ya Ayoha al-Fucker-oon va al-Fucker-aat ! (Hey male Islamic fuckers!, and female Islamic fuckers !) al-FATF Gaiid your Mother-aat va al-your Father-aat !! (FATF is fucking your fathers & mothers! ) al-Trump val FATF DokhoolAN fe al-maatahe al-Islam al-Arabia ! , DokhoolAN taa Fiha-Khaledoon !! (Trump loves Arab Islam, but FATF is fucking Islam of Arabs! And it’s beyond your low IQs!) Ya Ayoha al-Sucker-oon va al-Sucker-aat ! (Hey male Suckers!, and female Suckers !) Afala Ya-lamoon?! (Why don’t you think?!) al-FATF is going to your Islamic leader’s Koon ! (= his ass) Hey Jamaat-e Chiz to Koon ! (Hey Islamic Fags / Sodomites!) al-FATF and al-Rockefellers are fucking your Islamic Cults, Masonic cults … and so on and so on !

Persian Joke 434: (Two Persian joke made by Parviz Khatibi in his Tozih al-Latayef, 1985 ) They ask Iranians: 2 + 2 ?! Iranians say: Before the Mullah regime, it was 4; but now the Mullahs and (Ayatollah BBC & UK say 2+ 2 is 10,000 !) … Animals said to the King of Mullahs: Let us leave Iran! His aids said: Why? Fox said: the Mullahs are so foxy = clever at tricking others ! So, Iranians don’t need fox anymore! Dog said: the Basijis and IRGC are your dogs; and they are worse than dogs! So, Iran doesn’t need dog anymore ! Cow said: all your supporters and all Islamists are Cows and worse than Cows! So, Iran doesn’t need Cow anymore ! And finally Donkey said: When you the King of Mullahs = Vali Faqih and Rouhani are in this country, Iran doesn’t need any Donkey ! (ta Rouhani & Vali Faqih dar een Mamlekat Hast, Ehtiaji be Khar nist !! )

Persian Joke 435: (Two Persian joke made by Parviz Khatibi in 1985 ) The Death Angel said to God: I am so tried. I need a vacation ! God said: Why?! The Death Angel said: Because in these 7 years of the Arab-Iraqi war against Iran, I have done a lot of Extra works & overdose !! (ezafe Kari !! ) … Rouhani is in a Refrigerator ! They ask Rouhani: Hey idiot, what are you doing in the refrigerator?! Rouhani says: Because I want to start the cold War!, the cold war with my beloved Arbab = America !!

Persian Joke 436: Qazanfer says to Basijis: Do you Islamic Mother-fuckers = Mullahs & Basijis, remember that in 1980s you sang in the Mullah TV : Baba Aab Dad, Baba Nood Dad, Dige Shoar-e Maa Nist !!! (our Islamic slogans are not: fathers give bread & water &economic facilities !! ) Baba Joon Dad !! Aqa Khoon Dad !!! (But our Islamic slogan is : Islamist Father gives his life for the Satanic Islam of Arabs!! Islamist Father gives his blood for the Satanic Islam & Islamic Regime of Mullahs!) Do you Islamist pigs remember how you sang such shitty Satanic songs in your Satanic Mullah TV (IRIB) from morning to night in 1980s & 1990s ?!! But now your Shoar (Islamic slogans) and your fucking Islam is FATF & Turkmenchay ! Now your Aqa Koon Dad !! Your Aqa = Ayatollah gives his ass to FATF & CIA! Now your Aqa Koon Dad !! Aqa Vaa Dad !!, Aqa be-Gaa Dad !!! ( your Aqa = Khamenei gives his ass to Satan! Khamenei surrenders his ass & his Everything to FATF & Satan !! ) So, Eat Shit, and Die Islamists! Watch the Death of your Satanic Islam = Islam of Arabs & CIA, and then Drop Dead !

Persian Joke 437: The witty Iranians say: “After the FATF farce, you can use a funny combination of Arabic & English & Persian to show how Mullahs and Arab Islamists and Islamic Masons have invented new Islamist Surah / Sirah or Advice in their Masonic Islam = Arabic Islam of Great Satan! You can also use this funny mixed language to say to Mullahs / Islamists, for instance: Ya Ayohal Arab al-Koon Nashoor ! (hey the dirty Arab pigs = the Arab locust-eaters who don’t wash their ass and have dirty ass ! ) al-Fuck your Arab Islam! Your Arab Islam is so Satanic = Anzala mena al-Trump = Satan. Why are you Arabs sucking Trump’s dick, and why do you Arab Islamists allow Trump to fuck you Islamists = to Yadkholoon va Yakhrojoon Mokararoon ?!! (to fuck Arabs over and over !! ) Are you Arabs Kolohom Kos-Kholoon va al-Jaakeshoon ?!! (Are you Arabs, all Arabs are stupid bastards, pimps and whores?!! ) You Arab Islamists are Omol-Fuckers, and KoloYom Omol-Fucker-roon ?!! (Hey Arab mother-fuckers! Are you all Arab Islamists mother-fuckers?!) Why are you Arabs Osko-toon, hey Osko-loon?! (Why you Arabs, the stupid bastard Islamists are silent, and don’t protest against Trump, or FATF?! ) Ya Ayohal Dayoosoona val al-Qoromsaq-qoon !! (hey stupid bastards = Arab Islamists = whores and pimps = Mullahs!) You idiots even cannot Adraaka (understand) al-Satan and what is coming from Satan = Anzala mena al-Satan & al-FATF! Trump is Vali al-Amrokom = your Imam, and his Chiz is in your Koonokom !! (and his Thing is into your ass, your Arab ass !), and his Resalah (mission) is fucking & sucking Arab Cows = Arab Islamists, and Dokhoolakom DokhoolAN Dakhila / Tayeba !! (and fucking you Arab Islamists in a fucking way! )

Persian Joke 438: (Two jokes made by Parviz Khatibi in his Tozih al-Latayef in 1985) They ask Qazanfar: Do you know that Fardoost, the old friend of Shah & the Savak’s head now works for Khomeini?! Qazanfar: yah, Now Savak and Fardoost love Khomeini so much! Now Fardoost should change his name to Khar-doost ! = donkey-lover (In Persian, doost means lover, friend. All Mullahs and Monarchists are Goh-doost or Goh-shifte = Shit-lover ! They are even ShaSh-parast / Goh-parast = Shah-worshipers! ) … After 1979, they ask a man: Are you Savak agent?! He says: No. They say: How can you prove it?! He says: It’s so simple. If I were a Savak Agent, then now I would work for the Mullahs and their Savama = Savak of Mullahs !!

Persian Joke 439: The witty Iranians say: “Now Sheikh Trump is the new Caliph of ISIS & Saudis = Arab Islamists; and the Mullahs and Islamists lick the ass of Great Satan, kiss the ass of FATF of Satan ! So, now you can deprive yourself of using a funny combination of Arabic & English & Persian to fuck & mock the Satanic Islam of these Arab Islamists and to show how they invent new Surah / Sirah = new fake Hadith & fake Quran to justify their Evil Arab acts including their Islamic Treasons. Now US-backed Arab Terrorists = Arab Islamists have invented new Surah/ Sirah: Ya Ayoha al-lazina Amanoo! (Hey Arab Islamists! ) Vatasemu beh Khayat al-Trump (= be Khayat al-Satan !), va la Tafaraghoo !! (= Grab Trump’s tiny dick, and don’t let Trump’s dick become so soft or so small, because if Trump’s dick doesn’t go into your Arab Ass, then all Arab Islamists will go to hell within two weeks !) Now Arab Islamist pigs including Rouhani and Mullahs – who are so Ant-Iranian- have invented the same fake things, and say: Ya Ayoha al-lazina Amanu (Hey Islamists & Mullahs) Vatasemu beh Khayat al-FATF, va la Protest-tattoo!! (Grab FATF’s balls, and don’t reject FATF and don’t protest, because FATF’s dick will save you !, if FATF’s penis rapes your Islamist ass ! ) Vatasemu beh Khayat al-Rockefeller Iran Project, va la Tafaraghoo !! (Grab Rockefeller’s dick ! , and suck it & rub it a lot ! , because Rockefeller’s Iran Project will save your Islamic Regime !! ) In these days, all sane people can see the true face of the Arab Islam & all Islamic regimes”.

Persian Joke 440: The witty Iranians say: “The FATF farce is so so important, and now it’s clear that the CIA’s Mullahs = the CIA’s Arab Islamists have created a New Islam = Masonic Islam = Jewish Islam of Arab pigs, in which you can find new Islamist Surah / Sirah! So, now you can mock & fuck & ridicule Arab Islamists in a funny combination of Arabic & English & Persian: Afala Ra-ayto al-lazine Chiz tu Koon-ahom?!! (Didn’t you see those who had a big thing in their ass ?!! ) Afala Ra-ayto al-lazine FATF raft tu Koon-ahom ?!! (Didn’t you see those Mullahs & Islamists that FATF went into their ass ?!! ) If you accept FATF, you are al-ShaShidoona fi al-Islam and al-Ridoona fi al-Islamic Ideology !! (If you accept FATF, you are actually pissing on Arab Isam, fucking Arab Islamist, and shitting on Islamic Ideology !! ) Ya Ayohal Mufti al-Chiz tu koon! (Hey the Islamic Sodomite = Mullah / Mufti that a CIA dick is in your Arab ass!) If you accept FATF , you Rape al-Islam va al-Gaiidoon al-Arab Islam Kasria !! (IF you accept FATF, you are actually raping Islam, and fucking Arab Islam a lot !!) IFyou accept FATF & IMF Plans, then you are actually al-Shashidid (pissing on) & al-Ridid (shitting on) fi al-your Islam ! If you accept FATF, you are among al-Lazine Chiz tu Koon-ahom fi al-Donya va al-Akherah !! (you Islamists are among Satanic Sodomites and Worthless whores in both worlds, here and in heaven! You Islamists will go to Hell, and God hates you; God fucks You! ) Read it again! If you Islamists accept FATF, then you are among al-Lazine (those who have) Chiz tu Koon-ahom (a Big hockey stick in their ass !! ) fi al-Donya va al-Akherah !! (in this world and in the Judgment day !! = People Fuck You, and God Fucks you! )

Persian Satire 16: The witty Iranians say: “Now even the Americans write about Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump’s Ass !! Now even the Americans talk about Trump’s fury & fire inside the Trump’s ass !! , or how their shitty media & social media including Tweeter Censor Everything ! Iranians Fuck Trump & Rouhani !, but US Fascists censoring Fuck Trump & Rouhani !! They use Bots / Robots and other fake things as their cyber army & cyber whores !! Their shitty social media including Tweeter are bad & sick jokes. They say: Sexual perversions & Sexual perverts are free! Incest , sister-incest or mother-incest raping children = Pedophilia is free! But Political criticism and Telling the Truth is forbidden !!! Defending Dictators & Saudis & Terrorists & pedophiles are free !! But Fuck Trump & Rouhani, and Fucking Trump & Saudis & Sadists & Terrorists & Arab Islamists = America allies are forbidden !! Jewish incest is free! But the Truth is banned ! US pedophiles are free !, but thinkers are censored !! Evil Psychopaths & Pedophiles are free, but Good guys are censored !! And It’s American Freedom ! It’s American Values And It’s not a joke ! America is Evil joke ! They say Arab Terrorists & Arab Islamists and other America allies are to free to kill, and to censor !! You all know the Trump-Saudi Farce! = America-Arab farce = the Trump-Islam farce! Sheikh USA is a shithole country that says Savage Saudis & Arab Terrorists are to free to kill and to censor! It’s American values! It’s American Human Rights! Saudi Arabia is a Medieval shithole, and not important. Who cares about Arabs & little savages like Arab Islamists?! (Arab Sag-e kie ?!) But it’s important that who help and support these worthless Arab Barbarians = Arab Islamists & Arab Terrorists! It’s so funny and important to note that now if you google for Fuck Islam you find many things but if you google for Fuck Arab Islam, you find nothing! If you google for Fuck Arab Islam, or Fuck Arabs, or Fuck Arab Islamists or Fuck Arab Terrorists then you find 0 results!! Zero related results!! You just find porn films! If you google Fuck Arab Islam Fuck Arab Islamists, then you find 0 related results!! And the only issue is the word Arab! If you omit the word Arab, and google Fuck Islam Fuck Islamists, then you find millions of related results! (not po-rn!) It’s so funny, and shows How America loves Arab Islam of Arab Terrorists, and why & how America loves Satanic Islam of Arabia & Arab Terrorists! It’s so funny that any time you use this Satanic key word = Arab, then they Censor all things and you find Zero related search results! But when you omit this Satanic key word = Arab, then you find millions of related things! It’s so so funny & informative, isn’t it ?! USA loves Arab Islamists & Arab Terrorists, but USA hates Good Muslims & Good Islam = Iranian Islam etc”

Persian Satire 17: The wise Iranian say: “For about 6 months, all fucking media and all fucking journalists were silent, and said nothing – even one word- about the FATF Coup = Rouhani’s FATF Coup = Rouhani’s Great Treason = how Rouhani aided the Enemy and increased dollar price by 300% to 500% and created the Greatest Corruption and Economic Instability & Chaos in Iran’s history by implementing FATF Plan = CIA Plan of FATF in Iran. For about 6 months, all fucking media and all fucking journalists closed their dirty mouths & their dirty eyes to such High Treason & Great Betrayals = Aiding the Enemy in such a blatant way! But now when we Iranian people revealed their Treasons & Plots & Evil Acts, and when all secrets of their FATF Coup & FATF Treasons have been revealed (ama hala ke Gandesh Darumade ! ), these mother-fucker whores of CIA & MI6 = Media & Journalists have opened their dirty mouths, to defend FATF & FATF Coup & High Treasons & aiding the Enemy of Iran !! Can you believe it ?! It’s so so laughable, and so so informative. Think about it. It’s so so important, and can show you the roots of all Problems. For about 6 months, they said nothing – even one word- about Rouhani’s Great Treasons & FATF Coup & aiding the Enemy of Iran by FATF Coup & Attacking all Sarafis & increasing Dollar price by + 300% and creating the Greatest Economic Instability and the Greatest Treasons & Corruptions on Earth, and in Iran’s history = Human history . For about 6 months, we Iranians talked about such undeniable facts, but all fucking media and all journalists censored News & Facts, and closed their dirty mouths and their dirty eyes to such important Facts, and censored Everything! And now they open their dirty mouths, to defend FATF Coup & the Greatest Treasons & Corruptions on Earth, and in Iran’s history! It’s so important, and can show you the Root of all Problems. Think about it. It’s better than all jokes & films & tragedies!”

Persian Satire 18: The wise Iranians say: “Now you all can easily see what the Mullahs = Rouhani & Khamenei do is exactly what the CIA & MI6 dictate to them = what the West’s Evil Empire dictate to Mullahs. Exiled whores & Mullahs & all Anti-Iran Whores are one team (one shit), with one goal and the same Insanity / Stupidity, but with different colors & different gestures! Lets forget the classic jokes or Iranian jokes that you can find millions of them in Iran (and it’s the duty or job of all Iranians & millions of good guys to translate Iranian jokes, millions of Iranian jokes from Persian to English etc) Here lets talk about real jokes & important jokes of these days !! Now the CIA & MI6 & Bad guys create many Bad jokes & Sick jokes, and called them Exiled media or Media in Exile !! It’s so so laughable ! The so-called Iranian media in exile – like Gooya.com that is an old shithole of CIA- show their true colors in a blatant way! In the past, we Iranians preferred to think that they are Iranians, but Iranian Baboon/ Traitor or Iranian Kos-Khol / Whore! But now it’s quite clear, 100% clear that most of them are Not Iranian at all; they are Arab Jews; they are Non-Iranian & Anti-Iranian agents of CIA & MI6. Those who control Media in Exile – like Gooya.com, BBC Persian, VOA Farsi etc- are CIA & MI6 & 100% Non-Iranian & Anti-Iranian. They are CIA & MI6 Anti-Iranian spies who just speak or write in Persian. These Non-Iranian whores have learned Persian as their foreign language, or their Spying language! Those who control and manage and write for Gooya.com, BBC, VOA, Manoto and other CIA & MI6 media = Exiled media are CIA & MI6 whores = Anti-Iranian whores who just speak Persian; And we all know Why & How Foreign Spies use a foreign language! Now when you take a look at so-called exiled media = CIA’s Iranian media / MI6’s Iranian media like Gooya.com, BBC, VOA, Manoto and other CIA & MI6 media = Exiled media & Rouhani media, you are being so shocked that How Stupid & Anti-Iranian & Whore/ Mercenary (Mozdoor) they are, and How the idiots = the CIA & MI6 = Foreign Spies use our Persian language as their foreign language in their stupid Psywar / Psychological War against our Iran & The Truth & all Human values. It’s so shocking, but so so informative & laughable!! If you know Persian, just take a look at the Exiled media & Rouhani media = Evil Empire’s media = Spying agencies media for Iran & Middle East !! It’s better than all Jokes! Their Insanity & Stupidity, and their shitty Paradoxes & childish Lies = Orwellian Lies are better than all Jokes! Only when you take a look at these shitty media = CIA media & MI6 media, you can understand the main roots of all problems & your problems (Benini az koja dari mikhori !) more & more! And It’s better than all jokes & all films & tragedies!”

Persian Satire 19: Some wise Iranians say: “Many things should be said about Baal = Yahweh = Lucifer / Satan = God of Jewish Religions = Semitic Cults. Human sacrifices were offered to Yahweh / Baal. But how many people know about the Child sacrifices to Yahweh / Baal ?! Archeologists have found many facts about the Child sacrifices to Yahweh / Baal in Israel, but how many people know such facts?! And who try to censor or hide such historical facts?! If you still know nothing about Human sacrifices to Yahweh / Baal, or the Jewish tradition of Child sacrifices to Yahweh / Baal, you must do some research. At least, search the internet ! Now you can find millions of search results about such facts! The Satanic Yahweh / Baal has different names including Holly Bull, Jewish God, Holy Cow, Lucifer, American God or US Christian God, Masonic God, Hadad, Golden Cow, Moon God, Arab God and many other names. Many experts have already talked about Who is Baal or Yahweb, and What is the symbol of Baal = Yahweb = Lucifer / Satan! (search Archive) The Star and The Crescent are symbols of Baal worship. The Jewish Star is a symbol of Baal & Satanic Occultism of Savage Semites. Crescent is a symbol of Mood God, and belongs to pre-Islam Arabia = Jahiliyyah Arabs! Such facts are not hidden facts! Just search the internet ! The experts and archeologists say that The Star and The Crescent are Satanic symbols of those Satanic Semites who worshiped Satan (= Baal or Holy Bull or Moon God etc) and lived before Islam. Many historical facts including archeological facts show and prove that such claims are Not wrong (below pix) Just do some research ! Now even if you search the internet, you can find many good Scientific info, and also many Kos-sher / Crap, Christian Crap and Jewish Crap. The Christian lies & bullshits, like the the Jewish lies & bullshits, try to pretend that only Arab Islam’s symbols are Satanic! And they don’t talk about many Satanic symbols in Judaism & Christianity! Baal or Yahweh is actually the satanic God of American Christianity! In Europe and in America, they use many Satanic symbols, and even openly worship Baal’s dick / Baal’s shaft (Obelisks) and Golden Cow or Holy Bull (Baal) in their Wall Street, Masonic lodges and many other parts of their Christianity! Now even the good Americans say: American Religion or Freemasonry is devoted to the Obelisk worship = Baal’s penis worship !! The Satanic Christians and Satanic Islamists are exactly the same shit, the same Jewish shit! The Bad guys defend Christianity or Judaism, but attack Islam! The sick idiots & Bad guys defend Satanic Judaism &Christianity, but attack Islam!! It’s so so ridiculous and shameful. But the good guys tell the truths about all Jewish Religions & Jewish Cults. The American idiots even don’t know that Jesus was a Jew; Jesus was a Jewish Rabbi who wanted to become the Jewish King, the Jewish Messiah, and it’s what their own Bible say. But the American idiots even don’t read The Bible !, but defend the Bible !! They are exactly like Taliban or Saudi ISIS ! And it’s not a joke! Just take a look at American Christian websites! They are like or worse than Taliban or Saudi ISIS / DAESH ! Just search the internet ! The US Bad guys are sick & stupid, but the good guys ask good questions like: The Star and The Crescent are symbols of Satanic cults & pagan cults before Islam; So, why do Arabs, Arab Islamists use The Star and / or The Crescent as the symbol of their Arab Islam?!! It’s a good and important question. Arab Jews or Ottomans or Masonic Turk Arab Jew Islamists loved The Star and The Crescent , and used this Satanic symbol in their Arab Islamic flags! Even in their mosques! But why do they use a Satanic symbol & pagan symbol as the main symbol of their Arab Islam ! They don’t have any rational answer ! Some of them stupidly say: Satanic symbols can become holy symbols! Satanic traditions can become holy traditions, If we try to see them as holy things with holy meanings !! And it’s not a joke! It’s exactly what their religious leaders & apologists say! Just search the internet, or watch their TVs ! Even in the Mullah TV, they say such crap in recent years! But if Satanic things can become Holy things, then Satan can become God ! And it’s exactly what has happened! Now Satan is their god ! , and that’s why they tell many big lies, do many Evil acts (steal people’s money, kill people or suppress people or deceive people etc) and create many Treasons & Turkmenchay & Evil things in the name of Religion of God ! Now many talk about The Cult of Mood God (Baal), and The use of its Pagan symbol = crescent moon as the symbol for Arab Islam!, and say: It is a throwback to the days when Arab god was Moon God ! It’s a good point. The good guys say good things. Even the good Muslims ask: Where did Arab Islam obtain its symbol of the crescent moon = a Satanic symbol of Arab Barbarians of pagan Arabia?! Good Muslims don’t like to use such pagan things! But why do Arabs still wear armbands with a star and crescent !, and use Satanic symbol of Arab Jahiliyah as Arab Islam’s symbol?! As you all know, our Iran never used this Satanic symbol of The Crescent and also The Star and The Crescent. In our Iran, this Satanic symbol The Crescent and also The Star and The Crescent were called Sunni symbols = Arab Islam symbols. It’s so so important. Iranians never used these Arab Sunni symbols = Satanic symbols of Arab Barbarians & their Arab Islam. Even The fucking Red Crescent = Hilal Ahmar was never used in Iran before 1979. Iran had its own symbol (Lion), that was Shia symbol. And it’s what event the Mullah TV confess to it now ! For the first time after 1979, now (in recent years) the Mullah TV confess that the Mullahs betrayed Iran & Shia, when Mullahs used The fucking Red Crescent = Hilal Ahmar = Sunni symbol of Satanic Islam of Arabs after 1979 ! It’s so important that now event the fucking Mullah TV confess to such facts. The Iranian symbol was Lion, and it’s a funny historical fact that Iranian Lions always kill holly Bull = Baal = Holy Cow of Jews & Arab barbarians. It’s so important, and has an important Symbol meaning. Ask yourself: Why did Iranian Lion always kill Baal = Holy Bull = Semitic Satan?! It’s so important. Its symbolic meaning is so important. Iranian Lion always kill Holy Bull/ Cow = Baal = Holy Satan of Semites (= Savage Jews + Savage Arabs)! Mullahs are Arabs or Arab Jews, not Iranians; And that’s why the Mullahs used the Arabic symbols & Masonic Symbols after 1979 ! The Mullahs are Masons, and for the first time in Iran’s history, they used Masonic symbols in a blatant way and even built their fucking Islamic Parliament in the shape of an Arab Masonic Pyramid ! Their fucking Islamic Parliament is officially a Masonic Pyramid and a Masonic Lodge, and so it’s obvious why the Mullahs approve FATF and other Masonic bills of CIA & MI6 in their Islamic Parliament = Masonic Lodge of Mullahs ! And it’s so funny that now even their own Mullah Media & Basiji media confess to such facts! Islam of FATF = Islam of Rockefellers is Islam of Khamenei. But all Iranians fuck Islam of FATF ! All Iranians fuck Islam of Rockefellers ! Even the stupid animals / Basijis know why Iranians say: Fuck Islam of FATF ! Fuck Islam of Rockefellers ! Fuck Islam of Turkmenchay! Fuck Islam of Zellat & Nebkat ! Fuck Islam of Arabs & Masons! = Fuck America Islam ! Fuck British Islam = Fuck Islam-e Darbarii / Islam-e Taqoot !!! And it’s so funny & important to note that it’s what their own fucking Imam (Khomeini) said in 1980s ! In fact, the Iranian logic is so so Strong, and no one can deny it. We Iranians just tell them: Why did you and your Dayoos Imam (Khomeini) say in 1979 & 1980s?! What were your Arro-Gooz = Barking & Farting in 1970s & 1980s & 1990s?! Why the Islam of Shah was bad ?!! Why the Islam of Pahlavi was bad ?!! Why the Islam of Masons was bad ?!! So, for the same reasons, all Iranians fuck your Islam of FATF now !! All Iranians fuck Islam of Arab Barbarians = Islam of Trump & CIA = Islam of FATF & Turkmenchay, for the same reasons! And it’s not just a Tit for Tat, or subtle Sarcasm, but it’s an old & real Iranian Belief that the Religion of Zellat & Nekbat = Arab Religion of Slavery is Evil and so so Bad & Satanic. Now all Iranians, and even non-Iranian animals / Basijis say to Mullahs: If you wanted FATF & Rockefellers, If you wanted to accept FATF & Turkmenchay, Qalat Kardid & Goh Khordid Enqelab Kardid Dayoosa= Mullahs = Qoromsaqa !! (… you Mullahs had to eat Shits & Die before 1979 ! .. Fuck Islamic Revolution of Mullahs = Rockefellers !! )”

Persian Satire 20: Some wise Iranians say: “The Satanic Cult of Baal = Religion of Baal was widely accepted among the Jews. And it’s what their own Jewish Bible says! The Cult of Yahweh or the Cult of Hebrew Judaism has its roots in the Cult of Baal ! And it’s what their own scholars say! Just search the internet. Now, in 2018, many talk about Baal and Baalah ! And all humans must know more about Baal and Baalah ! Child sacrifice or Human sacrifice was part of Baal worship of Jews & Arabs. The “priests of Baal” were called Rabbai or Jewish Mullah = Kahin or Kohen/ Cohen ! (= sons of Zadok = Sons of Zahak!) So, all people must try to know Baal and Baalah ! In the past, you could find Nothing about Baalah, and also about sons of Zadok = Sons of Zahak in the internet ! But now, in late 2018, you can find many things! Baalah is female form of Baal. Baalah is the feminine form of Baal. And it’s what the Jews confess now ! A mount in Judah ( = Zion) was called Baalah !! It’s what Jews and Arab Jews say now! They also add: Baalah is also the name of several biblical localities, associated with the worship of Baal ! : (1) Mount Baalah is Jewish Judah ! (2) A city of Baalah is listed in a district of Jewish Judah. It’s known as Balah or or Bilah !! (3) Baalah is mentioned as another name for Kiriath-Jearim … Just search the internet about Baalah ! Now the Jews and Arab Jews confess: A city in the south of Judah called Balah or Bilah! .. Baala or Baalah means mistress or whore (holy whore) !, according to Smith’s Bible Dictionary, 1901 ! .. Mount Baalah was a Jewish mount in the Jewish city of Zion ! .. Sharia Law (Arabic / Islamist) is similar to the Jewish Laws (Jewish Sharia = Talmudic Judaism) .. Turkish Jews in the late 1600’s converted to Islam! They were Turk Islamists who practicing their Kabbalistic Judaism inwardly behind doors ! They were called Ottomans ! or Ottoman Turks ! .. Baal is Satan or allied with Satan in the Bible .. Baalah is female Baal ! .. Baaleh of Judah or Baalah-Judah means The Jewish leader of Judah ! !! And It’s what Non-Iranian websites confess now! But there are many other funny facts, that they don’t talk about them! For instance, Jew-da = Jews became Judah ! = Jew-da / Jew-dah ! And also Yahood or Yah-wud (that means Jew) became Yahweh ! In fact, Yahweh means Jew! Yahweh is Jew = Yahud / Yahwed. And Baal is god of Jews! But when the Satanic Jews wanted to hide their true colors, they referred to Baal as a Jew = Yahweh = Yahud ! But some idiots think only we Iranians say such things! Idiots don’t know that now even the Americans and Jewish websites confess to such facts !! , because the Iranian Logic is so so Strong. Just search the internet ! Now you can find millions of things about Cult of Baal and Masonry, Cult of Mood God, Baal Hammon ( = Haman of Jews! ), Baal hammon child sacrifice, Baal Hadad, Baal Hadad Satanism or Baal Hadad Lucifer in the internet ! Now you can find millions of search results about the Jewish Temple = Baal Temple and Temples whores = Holy Whores = Sacred prostitution = temple prostitution = cult prostitution or religious prostitution that is a Jewish tradition / Semitic tradition. Who was Houri ?! Houri or Houris were Holy whores of Baal temples = Semitic temples, including the holy whores of Kaaba = the holy whorehouse of Mecca, and Zion Temple = Zion’s holy whorehouse ! If you have doubt, just do research, or at least search the internet! Why did pagan Arabs and Arab Satanists regularly go to Mecca, to do Hajj before Islam?!! Before Islam, Hajj was a sexy orgy or a sexy ritual in which Arabs & Jews went to their holy Whorehouse to enjoy holy sex with holy whores = houris = Baal temple’s whores !! And it’s what their own historians confess. Just search the internet ! Read their own history books ! Such facts are not hidden facts. Now even the Islamic websites and Mullah websites confess to Satanic traditions of Arabs before Islam! The soup is too salty! Now even Islamist scholars confess that Adb of Baal = Slave of Baal = Abdul-Baal or Abdulah was an Arab name before Islam, and existed before Islam. They know that before Islam Abdullah = Adb of Baal (Slave of Baal) was pagan Arab, and had Satanic or pagan meaning. But they still try to work as a stupid apologist (Maalekesh !) to justify Satanic things! But the real Truth-seekers and Good guys don’t work as a silly apologist (Malekesh !) that tries to ignore all true Facts, to deny the Truth and to justify the Evil ! The worship of Stones was a Semitic tradition = a Jew Arab tradition. And now even the Arab Jews and Western scholars confess: Worship a stone is Pagan & Semite .. Semites had Holy stones known as béthyle (Hebrew Bethel means “sacred stone”) .. The Jewish stone of Mecca was a Bethel … The Black stone of the Kaaba is a Hebrew Bethel .. Hebrews and Arabs worshiped Sacred stones = idols (Bot) .. Baal or Baalah was an idol, an idol of Mecca ! .. (No one can deny) the worship of stones or the worship of idols in Arabia .. the Hebrew Bethel or Black stone of the Kaaba (was & is) a form of vulva or vagina, a female sexual organ, with a baby’s head coming out ! .. (pagan Arabs talked a lot about) a Baby coming out of Kaaba (or) Baby coming out of Kaaba’s vagina ! .. The word Hajj (Jewish pilgrimage to Mecca) is derived from Hebrew Hack which means friction in Arabic because there was a pagan Arab ritual in which Arab men rubbed their genitals on the Black stone of Kaaba ! that is like a female s-exual organ !! .. Arab men and Arab women turned around Kaaba naked ! ‘ And it’s not a Joke ! It’s the History of Arabs & Jews! It’s what their own historians & history books confess ! No one can deny such facts! Arab Islamists still say that touching or rubbing the Black stone of Kaaba ! that is like a female vagina is a holy thing !! (Savab dareh !! ) In fact, Malidan or Bemal-Bemal or Khodet Bemal = Touching or Rubbing it ! is part of their Holy Sex cult & holy Whorehouse & Holy whores traditions! The Mullahs are Arabs of Satan’s city ! And it’s not a joke ! Mullahs came from Baalbek. And Baalbek means the City of Satan / Baal. Most of the Arabic-Islamic Satanists = Arab Mullahs who have polluted our Iran come from Baalbek, the City of Satan. Do some research about Baalbek, the City of Satan in Lebanon ! It’s so so important, and informative and Eye-opening. Baalbek means City of Baal ! And their holy Bemal-Bemal is their Baal’s tradition! The Arab Jew Mullahs of Baal city have polluted our Iran. And it’s an undeniable fact. It’s important and interesting to note that the Jewish Arab Sheikh Bahai was a man of Baalbek! This motherfucker Jewish Arab Sheikh Bahai is the father of Bahai Cult and also the Mother of all Mullahs ! , that means both Mullahs and Bahai love him so much, and Sheikh Bahai invented Mullah System & Mullah Occultism. Do some research about this Jewish Arab Sheikh Bahai of Baalbek, and about his Kashkool = his Jewish Occult book! Just ask yourself: What did they do in Baalbek, the City of Satan?! The answer is clear: Child sacrifice, Human sacrifices, incest sex with mother, incest sex with sisters, Jewish incest of Jewish perverts, Arab Jewish Pedophilia and Sodomy & other Satanic things of Semites / Sodomites! In fact, the Mullahs and all Anti-Iran Arab Jews are Zina-zadeh ! All of them are Zina-zadeh ! = products of Incest and Baal’s rituals ! Baal or Hadad is a false god. Do some research about Baal’s prophets = Satan’s prophets! Search the internet ! Today, almost all Baal temples are Masonic lodges! Even their own experts confess: The Masonic Lodges are Baal temples .. and Baal Temples were Holy Brothels, like Temple of Mecca (Kaaba) and Temple of Zion (Solomon’s Temple) ! Informed guys know Solomon’s sex perversions, Solomon’s sex songs, and Solomon’s sex slaves = 700 wives of Solomon! Solomon’s Temple was a whorehouse or Holy Brothel, their own Scholars confess! The Jewish Solomon is a symbol of Sodomy & Holy sex slaves, Black Magic, Arab Witchcraft, Jewish Magic, Jewish Witchcraft, Zion = Sodom, Zion’s Sodomy, Zion’s Sodomy Temple or Zion temple’s male prostitutes! So, maybe Solomon word comes form Sodom & Sodomy! Solomon & Sodom & Sodomy are so a like, and maybe synonyms! If you want to know more about Jews & Netanyahu !, Do some research about Solomon & Sodom & Sodomy of Zion Judah !, or about Solomon temple’s male prostitutes ! , or about Solomon’s sexy songs or Solomon’s sodomy ! Sheikh Netanyahu = Sheikh Sodomite of Jews = Sheikh Solomon of Sodomites must know that we Iranians have many things to say about them! The Satanic Jews only say Lies & Bullshits = Kos-sher = Holy Crap of Jewish Fart Land ! But what we Iranians say are true and undeniable facts, and all informed people are aware of them”

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Persian Satire 21: Some wise Iranians say: “Iranian Jokes or funny jokes are so laughable. But the West’s Farce = Trump = Terrible Comedy is at its peak now, and that’s why its seems like a Terrible Tragedy! Many make subtle points and say: The Hebrew word Heylel (hay-lal = hey dumb! ) or ‘Helel’ in Arabic is ‘Hilal’ and means crescent moon = the main Symbol of both Arab Islam & Arab Satanism of Arab Jahiliyyah! .. In Mecca, their moon god was the HuBaal (=Baal ) , its symbol was crescent moon! Many People say such things because they want to talk about the true Face of Arab Satanism = Semitic Satanism of Arabs / Jews. Now the Semitic Sodomites threaten our Great Iran! The Barbarians = America and Israel have nukes, but say our Iran / Great Persia should not have nukes!! But it’s obvious what all Iranians will never tolerate Threatening & Bullying & Blackmailing It’s so obvious that when the world’s leading state sponsor of terror = America has the world’s most dangerous weapons, then our Iran must have nukes and stronger than nukes! When this American Barbarian Terrorist Trump has nukes, and threaten our Iran in a blatant barbaric way, then our Iran must have Nukes, and must stop America, fuck America with Iranian nukes! The Anti-Iran barbarians play many silly games, and tell many silly lies. But they are idiots, and don’t know that we Iranians (and all wise people) can play the same US games and can use the same American Logic, if we want ! Many facts are secret, but maybe our Iran has already produced enough Nuclear bombs ! So, lets refer to Nuclear as No-clear !! Now if you google for “Iran has Nuclear weapons already”, you find about 20 millions search results !, including articles like : Iran Already Has Nuclear Weapons! (2018) Iran has the Atomic Bomb already ! (2018) Iran already has Nuclear weapons (2018) Iran already has Nuclear missiles (2018) In fact, the main question is how many No-clear weapons does Iran have?!! , non-Iranians say! Now if you google for ‘How many Nuclear weapons does Iran have’, you find 20 millions search results! In fact, the question is and should be: How many Nuclear Weapons does our Iran have?!! Now if you google for Iran has Nuclear bombs Iran must have nukes, then you find 18 millions search results ! And if you google for Iran has No-clear bombs, and Iranian No-clear Bombs are ready to nuke Trump America!, then you find 2 millions search results ! The stupid animals cannot bully Great Iran. Maybe our Iran has already have enough No-clear Bombs! If Iran had a wise or smart regime, then Now our Iran must have many No-clear Bombs ! The only if or doubt here is that the current regime was not so smart ! In fact, the only problem is that the current regime is not so smart or so Iranian! But maybe even these idiots knew that they must do some right things at the right time! And so, maybe our Iran has already have enough No-clear Bombs, instead of having many Nukes! The Islamists are cowards and stupid cows, while Anti-Iran Barbarians including Americans and Jews use Psywar or Psychological War methods to bluff a lot ! But you can have nukes, without declaring it or talking about it ! You can have No-clear bombs, without declaring it or talking about it ! So, maybe both Israel and Mullahs use this Jewish method, the same method ! But we Iranians prefer to use Iranian methods! And that’s why we Iranians clearly and openly say to Anti-Iran barbarians: Iran must have nukes! Iran must have many nukes and many No-clear bombs, and Maybe our Iran has enough No-clear Bombs! Who knows ! We Iranians are Not stupid, and we can use the same methods, and the same American War methods!, if we want ! Sheikh Trump or Netanyahu = Sheikh Sodomite of Jews = Sheikh Solomon of Sodomites must know that we Iranians = all Iranians fuck Anti-Iran Barbarians with a Good Fire & Fury ! (not with a silly shitty fire & fury = Trump’s fury & fire inside Trump’s ass!) if they deny our Iran’s Rights, and threaten our Iran with Savagery & Sadism. No one can deny our Iran’s Basic Rights including Iran’s Right to have Nukes or No-clear Bombs, and Iran’s Right to defend itself against Barbarians who threaten Iran with nukes or war & Savagery & Sadism. If they threat our Iran with nukes, then our Iran will fuck them with nukes !, with enough nukes! Now many many non-Iranians and good guys of the world truly say: Psychopaths should have nukes, but Iran should not?! .. No wonder Iranians should have nukes; Iran must defend itself against these Anti-Iran barbarians! All sane people of the world know that Trump, US officials or Netanyahu are savage monsters, and the only thing they understand is Force and Nuke. Mullahs are Arabs, cowards and cows. But we Iranians are not the US’s Arabs or Mullahs! We Iranians say to Anti-Iran Barbarians : We Iranians are Great Persia’s men, and as you all know, Greatness is part of Persia’s DNA ! And it’s what even their own US mass media & the West’s mass media confess in recent days / years: Greatness is part of Persian DNA .. Greatness is part of Persia’s People’s DNA (for more info, search Archive) Greatness means: Being Great or extremely good in ability or quality (or Culture & Civilization & Human values/ human standards) and therefore admired by wise people. You cannot buy Greatness by money !! .. Greatness should be part of your DNA ! , or you should acquire it by Goodness & Wisdom & Hard works! And it’s what you Anti-Iran Barbarians never ever have! We Iranians say such things to Anti-Iran Barbarians, only because, as ancient Iranian comedians said, Taa cheshme-shoon darad ! , va Taa Fiha-Khaledoon-shoon Besoozeh ! = to show them the truths in away that their Eyes come out of their Ass = their face ! – that means: to wonder a lot and to be very surprised by these truths-, and they themselves burn their Ass so badly and so deep!! “

Persian Satire 22: Some wise Iranians say: “Iranian Joke Tellers say funny things, but the West tells bad jokes! They say Trump or the West’s Barbarians can have No-clear weapons, but Iran should not have No-clear weapons !! The West and American bully and blackmail. America Bullying & Blackmailing Mullahs for Greater Nuke Concessions. Trump Threatening, Bullying & Blackmailing Mullahs for Greater Nuke Concessions. You all know what Threatening, Blackmailing, Bullying means. According to dictionaries, to Bully = to frighten somebody and use your power to make somebody do something ! Now even idiots can see that The West and America bully Mullahs! , and Mullahs surrender themselves to Bully boys & FATA of Great Satan! Now even all media confess that The West and America bully Arab Mullahs, and Arab Mullahs surrender themselves to bullies! According to dictionaries, Blackmail = the act of putting pressure on a person or a group to do something they do not want to do ! In fact, what the West or America is doing is nothing but Blackmail. What Trump and America is doing is nothing but Blackmail. According to their own dictionaries, to Blackmail = to force somebody to give you something or do something for you, by threatening them !! And now you all can see how the West and America are blackmailing Mullahs & all countries –
including Russia, China, India etc etc, and how other countries and Mullahs surrender to Blackmailers! And this is FATF ! It’s all meaning of their FATF & Turkmenchay! But we all know why you should never give Terrorists & Bullies & Barbarians what they want for threats. Iranians say to Trump: If America threatens us, America will pay! America will Die = Bullies die. When Trump threatens Iran, then Iranian people Threaten Trump, Warning Trump of Dire Consequences! We Iranians will Crush Terrorists & Bullies & Barbarians like Trump and its shitty America. Our Iranian logic is so so Strong. Who can defend Terrorists & Bullies & Barbarians & Blackmailers like Trump and its shitty America ?! Now the world’s leading state sponsor of Terror = America has the world’s most dangerous weapons (nukes), and that’s why our Iran, our Great Persia must have Nukes, and must stop America, fuck America! , and even nuke America, if America cross all red lines.America must Be careful not to cross our Red lines = all Red lines of the Civilized World or Human Civilization, our Human Civilization that our wise Humans including our wise Iranian / Aryan ancestors have created it.America must Be careful not to cross our Red lines and our laws of Human Civilization. Bullying and Blackmailing and Barbarity are laws of Jungle ! = laws of Savage beasts = laws of Barbarians = laws of the Barbaric West ! But we Iranians = the real civilized people will crush savage Barbarians & their laws of Jungle !, their laws of Barbarism & Inhumanity, as we Aryans / Iranians did it in ancient times, and created Human Civilization & Human values, and concepts of Human laws and laws of Civilization & Civil society & Civil world. Today, it’s clear who is really Barbarian & Beast! , and who is really Civilized & Human! Now Trump and its Terrorists allies show who is really Terrorist, bully and barbarian ! Now Trumps shows and proves that America is a Barbarian country, a Savage Country, a Rouge State. America is a Satanic Country that understand nothing but Force ! But we Iranians will eliminate the threat of America! America is Evil, and We Iranians will eliminate Evil America, and the threat of America for all Humans ! We Iranians and all Great people of Great Persia say to America’s good guys: We Persians stand with you, the Good Americans! The future of the Civilized World depends & belongs to Iranian people and all Good guys of the world who hate America & Barbarians. Stupid Barbarians think our Iran doesn’t have nukes !! But maybe, our Iran already has enough No-clear Bombs! The stupid idiots like Trump & Netanyahu don’t know many things! Many don’t know many things! But we all know what Bully and Blackmail mean! And who are Bullies & Blackmailers & Barbarians now! And how we Humans should react to these worthless Barbarians & Bullies & Blackmailers & Terrorists of USA & the West!”

Persian Satire 23: Some wise Iranians say: “The world is not DoGuzAbad = Jewish Fart Land of Netanyahu ! All witty Iranians say to Sheikh Trump and Sheikh Netanyahu : Hey dear Retards ! (Kos-Khol joon! )The world is not DoGuzAbad (Donya ke DoGuzAbad nist !) The world is not your Jewish Fart Land ! (Donya ke JewGoozAbad ya Kos-Khol-Abad shoma Kos-Khola nist !!) The world is so so bigger !! Now the UN and the whole world laugh at you idiots ! Now the UN and the whole world laugh at America & Trump. So, there is no need to The Iranian Jokes!! When Donald Trump talks , there is no need to Iranian Jokes or any other jokes !! When the stupid America or Donald Trump talks, all sane people laugh ! So there is no need to Iranian Jokes or any other jokes ! Just go and read or listen to Trump’s trash = Trump’s speeches !, and then you will see that there is no need to Iranian Jokes or any jokes! So, here lets talk about more serious things! In these days, the Satanic America and their Sheikh Trump and Zionist pigs including Sheikh Netanyahu and Satanic Jews support Arab Islamists & Arab shithole = Arabia. You all know the story of shitty Saudi journalist, who was a Saudi Islamist Apologist (a CIA’s Islamist apologist), but Savage Saudi Arabia killed him! All sane people know why The Terrorist America ally = The Little Savage Saudi Arabia kills dissidents and journalists, including their own media whores ! The Savage Saudi Arabia is America ally, simply because America is a shithole country, with a shitty clown as its president! As you know, the wise people say: Elect a fucking Clown (like Trump), and Expect a fucking Circus !! No the American Circus is like or worse than the Islamist Circus! But now when Arab cows and Tazi dogs bark and fart a lot, and the CIA’s Arab Islamists desperately try to do Terrorist attacks in Iran (Ahwaz), then Iranians say to the fucking regime: Hey idiots, Take war and fight inside Saudi Arabia. Arab Barbarians = Arab Islamists cannot understand Human language (Zabun-e Amadiza ! ) You should talk with Arab pigs with their own language! Saudi Arabia’s Eastern provinces, Saudi Arabia’s Qatif, Saudi Shia regions and Mecca / Medina are the best places to begin! Take War and Fight inside Saudi Arabia, idiots ! Now Savage Saudis openly & shamelessly support Terrorists including Mujahideen-e-Khalq (MEK / MKO) = Anti-Iran Arab Terrorists of CIA! So, you must create or publicly support Opposing Groups in Saudi Arabia, specially in Saudi Arabia’s Shia area! Take war inside Saudi Arabia, idiots. Create or openly support Freedom Fighter Groups in Saudi Arabia, specially in Saudi Arabia’s Shia area & Mecca & Medina! Take Fight inside Saudi Arabia, idiots! Free Saudi Arabia! , instead of the fucking Arab shithole of Palestine! At First, Free Saudi Arabia!, idiots !! All Muslims should chant: Free Saudi Arabia! All Muslims should chant : Fuck Zionist Saudis! Fuck Arab Zionists! Fuck Islamic Zionists! And Instead of talking about Free fucking Palestine = Zion = a pan-Arab Zionist shitehole! Free Mecca !, idiots! Focus on Saudi Arabia !, if you are Not CIA’s Islamists ! First, Free Mecca & Medina!idiots, if you are Not CIA’s Islamists! Rah-e Qods (Zion) az Mecca migozarad !! (You path to Zion ! , is from Mecca !! ) Savage Saudis openly and shamelessly say and do many Anti-Iranian things. So, Take War and Fight inside Saudi Arabia, idiots! Rah-e Zion = Qods, az Satanic Arabia migozarad !! (your path to Zion, is from Satanic Arabia!) So, Liberate Saudi Arabia, idiots! Saudi Arabia is a fake country, a fake state that will go to hell soon. But you can accelerate it ! Liberate Saudi Arabia first, and help Arabia’s good guys! Take Fight inside Saudi Arabia, idiots! Arab Islamists only understand this language = their own language !”.

Persian Satire 24: Some wise Iranians say: “now Iranian people say many good things and funny things (but this post has become a very large / long post ! , and we should write about them later !) As you all know, The Fake Arab states of our Persian Gulf are the British-made Arab states in our Persian Gulf. But alll fake Arab sates and British-made Arab states, including Saudi & UAE & Bahrain and other fake & tiny shithole of Arab shit-eaters have polluted our region = our Persia region = our Middle East. As you all know the so-called Middle East belongs to Great Persia and our Persia’s allies. Savage Arabs & Arab terrorists have polluted our Middle East. Savage Arabs & Arab terrorists have no place in our Middle East, and must go to hell, or to America! Only our allies, our Iran’s allies = Humans (not monsters!) are allowed to live in our Middle East. As you know, the good Arabs are our Iran’s allies, because the good Arabs hate Saudis & Arab Barbarians & Arabs Islamists. The good Jews are our Persia’s allies, because the good Jews hate Jewish Barbarians & Arab Barbarians & Zahak’s sons. So, Only and only our Allies, our Iran’s allies = Humans must live in our Middle East ! Humans, Not savage Shits like ISIS, Saudis or Arab Barbarians= America allies! The Savage Arabs & Arab terrorists of CIA must go to hell, or to the West! Savage Arabs & Arab terrorists have polluted our Middle East = our region = our Great Persia’s home. Now Iranian people have created good campaigns in English language, good campaigns like End the Arab Occupation of the Persian Territories in the Persian Gulf! It’s so so obvious that Savage Arabs & Arab terrorists have no place in our Persian Gulf , and in our Middle East, and must go to hell, or to Europe or America! Campaigns like End the Arab Occupation of the Persian Territories in the Middle East, our Middle East are so good and important. Savage Saudis, Savage Arabs & Arab terrorists must go to hell, or to where that created them = USA or UK ! All Iranians fuck Arab Barbarians & Islamic Barbarians = Ajnabis, and say: End the Ajnabi Mullah Occupation of Our Iran = End the Islamic Occupation of Our Iran = End the Ajnabi Occupation of Iran = End Islamist Occupation of Our Iran. As you know, our Iran and our Middle East are synonyms, and if our Iran will be free, then our Middle East will be free, and all Savage Arabs & Arab Terrorists will go to hell forever. All Iranians hate Arab Barbarians = Arab Islamists. And even the good Arabs know its reasons. All informed people know that If you want all Iranians hate you so much, you must act like Trump ! = like this stupid Barbarian Trump that makes love with Arab Barbarians, and Defend Arab Islamists & Arab Terrorists = Arab Barbarians!”

Persian Satire 25: Some wise Iranians say: “the Iranian Joke Tellers tell Iranian jokes, but the West’s leaders like Trump make us laugh with their serious lectures at the UN ! , and the UN and the World laugh at Trump and America. They say they have No-clear weapons and they have no plans to give them up! But we Iranians should not have nukes!, because only Barbarians and Bad guys must have nukes !! The Anti-Iran Mullahs = Satanic Mullahs like Khamenei issue Satanic Fatwa = Fart War against Iran’s No-clear capabilities !! , but Not against their Great Satan’s No-clear capabilities and Not against the West’s No-clear capabilities !! So, everything is clear, isn’t it ?! Khamenei is Anti-Iran agent of CIA, and that’s why the CIA’s Khamenei issuing Satanic Fatwa = Fart War against our Iran’s No-clear capabilities !! , but Not against his Great Satan’s No-clear capabilities and not against his Arbab = his Master = the West’s No-clear capabilities ! His Satanic Islam = Arab Islam is actually : In praise of … Stupidity! = In praise of … Ignorance ! (Arab Jahiliyah!) = In praise of Treason & Turkmenchay & FATF !! But Iranians sarcastically say: Fuck Islam of FATF & Turkmenchay! .. Iran has No-clear bombs, but we don’t show our nukes / No-clear bombs in a shop’s window! We can hide them, like what Jews do! How many No-clear bombs Israel has ?! It’s not clear ! .. And How many No-clear bombs Iran has ?! It’s not clear, too !! How any No-clear weapons Iran has ?! It’s not clear, as well !”

Persian Satire 26: “Some wise Iranians say: “the story of Mullahs and their Tahrim & Turkmenchay (Sanctions & Turkmenchay) is the story of Eating Choob & Piyaz = Eating Onions and Sticks ! (For more info about the story of Onions & Sticks, search Archive!) We Iranians have already & repeatedly talked about it in 2013 to 2015 (check Archive) and why their Rouhani & Islamic Turkmenchay is nothing but Eating Onions & Sticks! But now even stupid animals can see that the Mullahs are Eating both Choob & Piyaz = Mullahs are Eating both Onions and Sticks = Mullahs are Eating both Tahran (Sanctions) and Turkmenchay !! Both Tahrim & Turkmenchay means: both new New Threats/ Sanctions & old Capitulation = Turkmenchay !! We Iranians have already and repeatedly talked about such issues in 2013, 2014 and 2015 (check Archive), but now all humans and even all stupid animals can see that what we Iranians repeatedly said about the Mullahs & the West & their love was true, absolutely true!”

Persian Satire 27: The witty Iranians say: “Goosey Goosey Gander is an English-language nursery rhyme. It seems like a copy of Persian folksongs. It’s funny to note that the old meaning of Gander = stupid man / silly male, has a Persian root: Gand ! In Persian, Gand is a funny & important word that means: silly & dirty, a very silly & dirty thing or mistake or mess-up ! Persian terms like Gand zadan ! , or Gand & Goh ! (Goh means shit !) or Gand-esh ro Dar-avardan ! = Bring Gand, or Bring Gand out of sth are so famous in Persian! Gander or Gand is a Persian term that is used for very stupid people / thing like Rouhani ! In fact, Rouhani is Gand or gander ! So, lets change the classic Goosey Goosey Gander, and say: Goosey Goosey Rouhani ! = Goosey Goosey Gand-er ! , Whither shall I wander? .. Everywhere in this era .. And in UK Queen’s bra! .. There I met an old a Mullah ! .. Who wouldn’t say his prayers ! .. So I took him by his leng / leg ! (As you know the English Leg has a Persian root : Leng !) … And threw him into hell ! ….. Goose-a goose-a Gand-er .. shall Rouhani wander ?! .. Up stairs and down stairs .. In his UK chamber ! … There you’ll find his No-clear Deal ! .. And a race of Evil wills ! .. Rouhani’s deal went crack !.. He nearly broke his back ! .. Rouhani fucked his own back = his own ass !! .. And all Mullahs / Masons went, ‘Quack, quack, quack’ !!”

Persian Satire 28: The witty Iranians say: “The Persian folklore and Persian folksongs – specially the funny ones and also kid ones / kid songs- are so funny, so important, and so so old. The world should know more about it (So, in this post, you read more about Persian folklore, Persian folksongs etc) With a little change in these old Persian folksongs , you can make them new funny songs about current events! Atal matal Tutule is just one of many many Persian folksongs. Its a rhythmic song about “the cow of Hassan (Rouhani) !! (In the previous post, we wrote about it ) In some parts of Iran, it has different names. For instance. in Gilan, Atal matal is also known as Papa Palangi ! Or in Kerman, it is also known as Atalak ti Tatalak !! So lets change them a little, and say: Atalak ti Tatalak ! .. Rohani ride beh Alak !! (Rouhani has shitted on Everything!) .. Mullahe mizaneh Kalak ! (Mullah plays dirty tricks) .. Ey amoon az een Falak ! (this world is so shitty!) .. Akhe Mullah, Ey Kharak ! (Hey stupid animals = Mullahs) .. Diin ham mizaneh Kalak?! (A real Religion play dirty tricks?!) .. Ey Baba!, ridi beh Alak !! (Oh, Mullahs you fuck your own Religion !) .. Tof be Qabret Hassanak ! (Fuck Rouhani! Fuck Hassan Rouhani !) .. Atalak tir Taparak ! .. Diin tu Khela raft !, beh Darak ! (Who cares that the Mullahs fuck their Arab Islam! Fuck Arab Islam! ) .. Rouhani beh Gaa raft !, beh Darak ! (Who cares that they fuck Rouhani & Mullahs! Fuck Rouhani! Fuck Mullahs! ) .. Kha-en beh Fanaa raft !, beh Darak ! (Who cares tht Traitors = Mullahs are going to Hell ! Fuck Traitors! = Fuck Mullahs! ) … Oh Papa ! Papa Palangi ! (Palang = Panther) Be-goo behe-shoon chi-e Palangi !! (Tell them you are which kind of Palang & Palang things !! ) Irani-io Khod-e Palangi ! (You are a real Iranian = a real Lion / Palang) Hamoon Shiri-o Tiger Palangi ! (You are a real Iranian = a real Lion that we can call it Tiger or Palang because of poetic / rhythmic limits!! ) .. ama Rouhani tu ye Mashangi !! (But Rouhani you are a Retarded animal ! ) Dayoos Rouhani chera Milangi ?! (Fucking Rouhani why are you a so cripple whore / faggot ?!) Choob-o Piaz-o Khordi Milangi !! (You Rouhani eating both Onions & Sticks !! and that’s why Rouhani is crippling!) Bad Koon Dadi-o dari Milangi !! (You Rouhani badly giving your ass to West!, and that’s why you Rouhanis are being crippled !!) Hey You Rouhani ! Kheili Mashangi !! (Fuck you Rouhani! Rouhani is a Retarded Pig ! )”

Persian Satire 29: The witty Iranians say: “The witty Iranians say:” The Persian folklore games and Persian folksongs are so great and so funny. Lets change the famous Hamumak murche daare! (bath has ants! ) : Hamumak toon murche daare ?! (your bath has ants?! ) .. Islam toon suse daare ?!! (your Islam has dirty ticks ?!) .. tu koon toon busse daare ?!! (your Islam kicks your dirty ass ?!!) .. Islam toon Sharm Na-daareh ?!! (your Islam has no shame ?!! ) .. Rahbar toon Maqz Na-daareh ?! (your Islamic leader has no brain ?! ) .. Arbab toon Aql daare ?! (your Masonic Master = UK has not brain ?! ) .. Islam toon, Nezam toon chi kam daare?! (Do you know your Islam or Islamic regime needs what ?! ) .. Nezam toon sharm Na-daareh?! (Your Islamic Regime has no Shame! , hasn’t ?! ) .. FATF kam Na-daareh ?!! (your Islam & Islamic regime need more FATF ?!! ) .. Chiz to Koon-esh kam Na-daareh ?!! (your Islam & Islamic regime need more Dicks in its ass ?!! ) … aare! (Yes !) Hamumak toon murche daare ! (your bath has ants!) .. Islam toon murche daare ! (your Islam has ANts!) .. Rahbar toon murche daare ! (your Islamic leader has ANts ! ) .. Bad ham daare ! Sharm Na-daare !! (your Islam & Islamic leaders are full of Shis and ANts ! but they have not shame at all ! ) …FATF ham ke daareh !! (your Islam is Islam of FATF ! Your Arab Islam is Satanic Islam of Arabs & FATF! ) .. Rockefeller ham ke daareh !! (your Islam is Islam of Rockefellers! ) .. Bemal-Bemal, Khodet Bemal ham ke daareh !! (your Arab Islam is full of Traitors, Faggots, Whores & Sexual perverts!) .. Pas hatman, Daret Bemal ham ke daareh !! (So, your Islam also has Fuck Yourself ! , too ! ) Khob pas Boro Deret Bemal ! (So, you Islamist must go Fuck yourself ! ) .. Deret Bezar ! (Hey Islamist Fuck yourself ! ) .. een Diin-o tu Khela bezar !! (throw your Islam away, into a shithole!) .. Goh Bokhoro Boro Bemire !!! (and then Eat shit and Die ! Go to hell, and fuck yourself ! )

Persian Satire 30: The witty Iranians say: “The Persian folklore and Persian folksongs are so old and so funny. Lets take a look at another folksong of Persia, and change it for recent events: Raftim Dar-e Bagh-e Dar Shekashte ! (We went to their shitty Islamic garden, that had a broken door ! ) Didim Aboli / Rohani onja neshasteh !! (and we saw that the idiot Rouhani is there!) Goftim Rohani Barjam-et che-to shod ?!! (We said to idiot: What has happened to your No-clear Deal, stupid Rouhani?!) Gofta ke didid Farjam-esh Goh shod !! (and Stupid bastard Rouhani said: as you all saw, my No-clear Deal was a worthless shit ! ) Goftim Aboli = Rohani Dollar chi-to shod ?!! (We said to idiot : What has happened to your Dollar & Economic promises, Stupid Rouhani?! ) Gofesh ke didi Ridim tush Goh shod !! (CIA’s Rouhani said: as you all saw, we CIA’s Mullahs badly shitted on Dollar & Economy !!) Goftim Aboli = Rohani Islam chi to shod ?!! (We said to idiot : What has happened to your Islam, the stupid Mullah?! ) Goftesh beh Khoda Yek-Ho-ii Goh shod ! (Stupid Mullahs desperately say: the Arab Islam suddenly became a shit ! , a worthless less!! ) Goftim Aboli = Rohani Nezam / Regime che to shod ?! (We said to idiot : What has happened to your Islamic Regime?!) Goftesh keh Nago !, Badjuri Kos Shod ! (Stupid Mullahs said: Don’t talk about it ! The Islamic Regime is going to hell ! )”

Persian Satire 31: The witty Iranians say: “Amu ZanjirBaaf (uncle chain-maker) is a funny Persian folksong of an old Persian folklore games. In it’s rhythmic sentences one asks the other whether he has made the chain! The answer to each question is Bale = Yes! Yes!, and sometimes is No! (for more comic versions!) So, lets change it to : Amu TakbirBaaf ! (uncle slogan-maker !! = Ayatollah ) , Yes! Yes!, Takbir-e thu Bafti ?! (did you make your new slogans ?!!) yes! yes ! , Dooz-o Kalak Bafti ?! (did you make your Lies and Deceptions ?!!) Yes! Yes ! , Baa America Sakhti ?!! (Did you make love with America?!!) Yes! Yes ! ,Baa FATF Sakhti ?! (Did you make love with FATF ?!) Yes! Yes ! , Islam-e thu Bakhti ?! (did you lose your Islam ?!!), Yes! Yes ! , Pas Boro Bemal-o Bia !! Boro Daret Bemal ! (Khodet Bemal !) Goh BoKhoro Bemir !! (So, Get Lost & fuck yourself !! Go, Eat Shit and Die!!) Baa Seday-e chi ?! (Mullahs say: with which noise of animal, we Mullahs should eat shit?! = Mullahs should become which kind of animals?! ) Ba Seday-e Khar ! (making the noise of Donkey! Become Donkey! ) Ba Seday-e Jew-hud Arab, Ar-Ar-Ar !! (making the noise of Arab Jews! ) … Amu Kos-sher-Baaf ! (uncle Bullshit-maker !! = Rouhani / Khamenei) Yes! Yes!, Kos-Sher ra thu Bafti ?! (did you make your lies & bullshits ?!!) Yes! Yes! , Chiz to Koon-et Sakhti ?! (did you make a Big Thing into you ass?!!) Yes ! Yes! , Kar-e Khode thu Sakhti ?! (Did you fuck yourself ?!!) Yes! Yes ! , Islam-e Jadid Sakhti ?! (did you invent a new Islam = Masonic Islam ?!) Yes! Yes ! , beh Mellat Andakhti ?! (did you fool idiots with this shitty new Satanic religion ?! ) No! No! , Pas Cher Nan-Dakhti ?! (Why?!) Chon Mellat Dige Bahooshe ! (because all Iranians have become so smart! ) Hata Aghel tar az Googooshe ! (all Iranian people are even wiser than Googoosh and other Anti-Mullah celebrates!) een Diin ham ke Rootooshe !! = Diin ke Asl nist, Rootooshe ! (our Jew Arab Religion is just a Bad copy, not a genuine or original thing !!) Ye mosth Dorouq ham Tooshe ! (our Jew Arab Religion is full of lies and bullshits !) Faqat ham Arab Vohooshe ! (only Arab Islamists are stupid animals = beasts who accept all bullshits as Religion! ) Trump ham oono Midooshe !!! (Arabs are stupid cows, and Trump fuck & suck Arab cows !! )”

Persian Satire 32: The witty Iranians say: “The Persian folklore songs and Persian folksongs for kids are so old and so funny. Lets change DasDasi Baba-sh miad ! (Clap! Clap! kid’s Daddy will come soon! ): DasDasi Mullah-sh miad ! (Clap! Clap! Mullah will come!) Bah Turkmenchay-sh miad !! (with his new Turkmenchay !! ), Seday-e Ar-Ar-esh miad ! (we can hear his noise that is like animal noise = Ar-Ar !! ) Booye Ar-ramoonesh miad !! (we can also see the End of Mullahs and the Death of their Islamic Regime!) … DasDasi NaNa-sh miad ! (Clap! Clap! their Mother = UK Queen is coming ! ) Bah har dota MaMa-sh miad !! (their British Mother = UK Queen is coming with his two Big Boobs ! ) Bah Chiz-e Candy Charms miad !! (their British Mother = UK Queen is a Bitch who is coming with British Bitches & Whores like Candy Charms !) Kheily Sexy, bah Hijab miad !! (these British sexy whores are in Hijab !! ) DasDasi Amush miad ! (Clap! Clap! their Uncle Sam is coming !! ) Bah har dota Gorge Bush miad ! (their Uncle Sam is coming with his two G. Bush !) Bah Manoto Gugush miad !! (their Uncle Sam is coming with MI6 media like Manoto ! .. and unfortunately, Gugush worked for Manoto of MI6) Bah BBC-o Surush miad !! (their Uncle Sam is coming with the CIA & MI6 media like BBC = Ayatollah BBC of Islamist pigs like Surush & Ganji & Zibakalam & other Arab Jew whores = Anti-Iranian whores) Bahr-e ye mosht Vohoosh miad !! (CIA & MI6 media like BBC & Manoto are only for stupid animals! Only Stupid animals watch them ! ) … DasDasi Dayoos miad ! , Akhund-ak Pofyooz miad !! …. and so on & so on ! It’s important to note that words Nane and MaMe and Mama are Persian words. In fact, Mama has MaMe ! = NaNe has MaMe ! = Mother has boobs! Or Mammals have MaMe ! (boobs) These things are 100% Persian. Mama, NaNe and Mame were used in many old Persian folksongs for kids”.

Persian Satire 33: The witty Iranians say: “The Persian folklore things including Persian folksongs are so great. Lets change the famous Gandom gole Gandom ey Khoda !, Dokhtar mal-e mardom ey Khoda ! (Oh, God, our wheat is for people, Oh God our daughter should be married ! ) : Gandom gole Gandom ey Khoda ! , Islam ham beh Gaa raft ey Khoda !! ( .. Oh, God ! their Arab Islam is going to Hell and shithole !!) Akh Jaan! be-tho Jaanam ey Khoda !, Nezam ham beh Gaa raft ey Khoda !! (Oh, God ! Thank God ! Their Islamic Regime is going to Hell & shithole of history!) Ridan toye Diin ham ey Khoda ! (Oh God, Mullahs shit on Religion!) eena che Bi-sharm-an ey Khoda !!! (Oh God, Mullahs have no shame !) … Gandom gole Gandom ey Khoda ! , Rouhani beh Gaa raft ey Khoda !! (Thank God ! Mullah = Rouhani is being fucked, and going to Hell !) .. Bad Koon-e-shoon Rafte ey Khoda! , Cheh Qadr bi-Aqlan ey Khoda! (Thank God ! that Satan badly fucked Mullahs & Arab Islam! Thank God that Islamists are so so stupid !) Taraf Maalide va Rafte Ey Khoda !! (their Master = the West has badly fucked Islamists) Cheh Qadr Kos-Kholan ey Khoda !! (but Islamists / Rouhanis are so so stupid) Areh Piyaz va Chube ey Khoda ! (Yes God ! It’s the famous story of Onions & Sticks) Cheh Qadr Pofyooz-an ey Khoda ! (Mullahs = Rouhani are so stupid cows &cowards) .. Taraft Gaaide va Rafte ey Khoda !! (their Master = Europe has fucked Mullah so badly!) Cheh Qadr Dayoos-an ey Khoda !! (Mullahs are stupid puppets of the West) … Gandom gole Gandom ey Khoda ! , Diin tu Khela raft ey Khoda !! (Oh God ! their Religion is going to Hell !) .. Bad Ridian va Raftan ey Khoda ! (Mullahs badly shitted on Everything, and now going to hell) .. Naabud-eshun Kon ey Khoda ! (Oh God! Destroy Mullahs! Destroy The West’s Stooges!) .. Goh Zadan va Raftan ey Khoda ! (The West’s stooges fuck all good things, and going to hell) Taqas Begir thu ey Khoda ! (Oh, God, Destroy all of them! Destroy The West’s Evil Empire!) Khordan va Bordan ey Khoda ! (the West’s stooges = Mullahs & Masons stole our money & our resources) Chiz Koon-e-shoon kon ey Khoda !! (Punish them so severely, God ! Put your divine Dick = God’s dick into their ass !!) .. Che Bad Arro-Gooz mikardan Khoda !! (They barked & farted a lot !!) Thu ham Talaafi Kon ey Khoda ! (so God give us a Power / Talent to take our revenge on them!) Beh Che GuzGuzi oftaadan Khoda ! (Thank God that Mullahs / Islamists and all Anti-Iran Barbarians have become so desperate & so humiliated, and the world laugh at them !!) Be-Naazam Talaafi-to Ey Khoda !! (Thank you God! You God punish them so severely, and so beautiful !! Thank you God that take our revenge on Mullahs & Arab Islamists & other Anti-Iran Barbarians = Trump, Satanic Jews etc)

Persian Satire 34: The witty Iranians say: “The Persian folklore and Persian folksongs are so old and so funny. Lets take a look at another folksong of Persia, and change it for recent events: Jom-jomak Barg-e Khazoon ! (Oh, the fall’s fallen leaf !) .. The beautiful hair of Simin Khanoom (Khanoom = Lady = Khatoon etc) .. But here lets forget the beautiful parts of this old Persian folksong of Jom-jomak Barg-e Khazoon! Here lets forget the beautiful Simin Khanoom and her beautiful hair ! As you know, Khanoom or Lady also means Islamic whore or Bad whore = Basiji whore = Arab Jew whore! So, Here lets talk about the Jewish Witches & British Bitches like Rouhani & other Jew Arab whores! So, lets tell them: Jom-jomak Barg-e Khazoon ! .. FATF & Turkmenchay of Rouhani Khanoom ! (= the male whore Rouhani !) .. Raft tu koon-e Islam-e-toon ! (went into the ass of your Arab Islam ! ) .. FATF va een Khanoom ! ( FATF and this Arab Jew whore Rouhani) .. Riddan tuye Islam-e-toon ! (have shitted on your Arab Islam) .. Rouhani Khanoom, Jewish Khanoom! (Rouhani is a Jewish Whore) .. Goh zad tuye Islam-e-toon ! (and this Jewish Rouhani fucked your Islam! ) .. ANtar Khanoom ! , Arab Khanoom (Rouhani is a shitty Arab whore) .. Shashid tuye Islam-e-toon ! (and this Arab Whore Rouhani fucked your Islam ! ) .. Shod Khazoon-e Nezam-e-toon !! (Today is the fall of your Islamic Regime ! )

Persian Satire 35: The witty Iranians say: “In the fall of 2018, Jom-jomak Barg-e Khazoon ! (Oh, the fall’s fallen leaf !) talk about the fall of Mullahs, fallen Islam of Mullahs. So, lets say: Jom-jomak Barg-e Khazoon ! , Bian Begim hame az Azoon ! (Lets talk about it, about their End & Downfall !) .. Shode Khazoon-e Nezam-e-toon ! (Today is the fall of your Islamic Regime ! ) Soqut, Soqute Nezam-e-toon ! (the downfall, the downfall of your Islamic Regime) .. Khord-e dige be-Name-toon !! (is so near & so inevitable, and so good & necessary! ) .. Shod Khazoon-e Islam-e-toon! (Today is the fall of your Arab Islam!) .. Ama ki gaaiid Islam-e-toon ?! (But do you know who fucked your Arab Islam?!) .. Shoma Khodetoon ! , Nezam-e-toon !! (You Islamists fucked your own Islam with your Islamic Regime! You Islamists fucked Islam!) .. Midoonid ki rid to Islam-e-toon ?! (Do you know who shitted on your Arab Islam?! ) Shoma Khodetoon ! , Rahbar-e-toon !! (You Islamists & Your Islamic Leader fucked Islam! ) .. Yadetoone 88 ?! keh oon AN bood tu Koon-e-toon ?! (Do you remember the 2009 and your 2009 coup & 2009 Massacre ?! You the Satanic Islamists and your Jewish AN = AhmadiNejad fucked your own ass & your own Islam ! Showed your true colors! ) Hala AN Kojast?! to Diin-e-toon !! (Now where is AN = Jewish shit?! Now IMF or AN is your Religion!! Now Shit or FATF is your Religion !! Your Jewish AN fucked your Religion!) Malid-o Raft ! Gaaiid-o Raft ! Raft ta dasteh tu Koon-e-toon, tu Diine-e-toon! (Jewish Rouhani & AN fucked your Islam! They fuck and go! But now their Evil acts including IMF & FATF go into your ass & your Islam, and kill your Islam!)”

Persian Satire 36: The witty Iranians say: “The Persian folklore games and its folksongs are so old and so great. Lets change the Gorgam-o galla mi-baram = Wolf and Flock. The wolf and shepherd sing opposing songs while the wolf tries to catch a sheep by running into the flock. Now it’s a fake war or silly game between the shitty Wolf (Trump) and the shitty sheep & cows ( = Mullahs & Arab Islamists) : Gorgam-o galle mi-baram ! (I am a Wolf that kills sheep ! ) Rouhani daram pas mi-zaram !!! (the Islamists say: But our Islamic Shepherd is a CIA agent/ wolf like Rouhani = Ayatollah!! So, we Islamists let Wolves = CIA & FATF kill Islam !!) Trump says: Gorgam-o galle mi-baram ! (I am a Wolf that kills sheep ! ) Islamists say: Islam daram pas mi-zaram !!! (We Islamists are stupid sheep that our silly Islam is a CIA Jewish Islam of Arabs! So, we Islamists let Wolves = Turkmenchay & FATF fuck Islam & Islamists!!) Dandun tho tiz tareh! (your wolf is more brutal !) Islam ama Haghir tareh !! (Arab Islam is more humiliation !!) Trump tho Biq tareh !! (Trump is so so stupid pig), Rahbar-e ma Koon-de tareh !! (Islamic Leader is so so faggot ! ) Terrorist tho Vahshi tareh !! (your USA Arab Terrorists = ISIS & CIA’s Arab terrorists are so so savage), Rahbar ama Dayoos tareh !! (but Khamenei = Rouhani is so so whore & Charlatan! ) Trump tho Kos-Khol tareh !! (your Trump is a stupid retard), Rahbar-e ma Haghir tareh !! (but Rouhani = Khamenei = is so so coward & slave & cow! ) Sheytan tho Bozorg tareh !! (your America is Great Satan !!), Islam ama Zalil tareh !! (but Arab Islam is is so so weak and Satanic, cheap ! ) .. FATF Estek-baareh! (FATF is Imperialism!) .. (pas) Islam hamoon Este-maareh?!! (So, Arab Islam is nothing but a Satanic cult of Colonial Powers & Imperialists?!) … FATF Islam-e shoon !! (their Islam is FATF !) .. Rafteh taa Dast-e Koon-e-shoon !!! (And this Satanic Islam = FATF badly went into their dirty Islamic ass !! ) … and so on and so on !

Persian Satire 37: The witty Iranians say: “Since the ancient time, the nice salesman of Great Persia use funny songs – when they want to sell sth- and some of these funny songs are so funny or famous. Here lets use funny songs like Samanoo, Ay Samanoo! … (a special food for Nowruz) or Namaki, Ay Namaki ! .. (Salt ! Salt-seller ! ..) Lets change them in this way: Jannati ! Ay Jannati ! , Chiz Raft tu Koonet Jannati !! (Hey Mullah Janati, a Big Thing went into your Ass!! ) Jannati ! Ay Jannati ! , Chiz tuye Koonet Jannati !! (Hey Mullah Janati, Fuck you Mullahs & your ass ! ) .. Jannati ! Ay Jannati ! , FATF Koonet Jannati !! (Hey Mullah Janati, FATF Fuck Mullahs & your Islam !! ) Jannati ! Ay Jannati ! , Bad raft tu Koonet Jannati !! (Hey Mullah Janati, this Big Dick / FATF badly goes into your ass !! ) Jannati ! Ay Jannati ! , Cheh Bad Koon Dadi Jannati !! (Hey Mullah Janati, you Mullahs give your ass to Satan in a very bad way !!) Jannati ! Ay Jannati ! , Koon beh ki Dadi Jannati ?!! (Hey Mullah Janati, do you Mullahs know you give your dirty Islamic ass to whom ?!!) Jannati ! Ay Jannati ! , FATF Koonet Jendeii !! ( .. FATF Fuck Mullah Janani = Jewish Ayatollah Whore !!) .. Jannati ! Ay Jannati ! Ridim tu Dinnett Jannati! ( .. Fuck Jewish Janati = Jewish Mullah! ) Jannati ! Ay Jannati ! , Thu yek Jew-hoodi Jannati !! (Hey Mullah Janati, You are a Jew & Jewish Mullah!) Jannati ! Ay Jannati ! , Koon-deh Jew-hoodi Jannati !! (Hey Mullah Janati, you are a Jewish Sodomite = Jewish Mullah!!) Jannati ! Ay Jannati ! , Chiz Raft tu Koonet Jannati !! ( .. FATF went into the ass of Jew Janati ! ) Jannati ! Ay Jannati ! , Tof Tu oon Rooheet Jannati ! ( Fuck Jewish Mullahs & Janati !) The CIA’s Jewish Ayatollahs like Janati killed Iran’s people in 2009, but now these CIA’s Ayatollahs give their ass to FATF & Satan !

Persian Satire 38: The witty Iranians say: “The Persian folklore games and Persian folksongs are so so old and so funny. Lili lili Howzak ! is a Persian game for kids, in which the palm of the hand is imagined to be a pond of water, howz, into which a sparrow or animal falls; each finger, symbolizing a different personality! Lets change Lili lili Howzak in this way: Lili lili Hawzeh ! (Hawzeh of Qom ! = Mullah schools ! ) Mason oomad Aab bokhoreh, oftad tu Hawzeh !! (A masons wanted to drink water, but suddenly fell into Hawzeh! ) .. yeki goft Daresh biarim ! (one finger = Islamist said that we should throw him out of Hawzeh !) ..yeki goft Daresh bezarim ! (one finger = Arab Jew said that we should fuck him!) .. yeki goft Barjaam biarim !! (one finger = Basiji said that lets create new Trukmenchay! ) .. yeki goft Dusesh bedarim !! .. taze FATF ham biarim !! (one finger = Rouhani said that we should love Masons & Turkmenchay !! .. we also should accept FATF & all Masons & CIA agents ! ) .. Ozam goft: Bashe! Manam Khar-e Khar-e Kale Gonde! Yek Koonde Darmunde !! (Khamenei said: OK, Fuck Islam! We accept FATF & Great Satan dictate! Khamenei is a dickhead donkey! Ayatollah is a dickhead stooge of CIA ! Khamenei is a worthless & helpless faggot!) “

Persian Satire 39: : The witty Iranian say: “The Persian folklore games and Persian folksongs are so so old, and funny. Lets change Tap tap-e Khamir ( Khamir = duff / dough) : Tap tap-e Khamir ! , Shishe por panir! (our store is full of cheese & foods ! ), Rohani Bemir !! / Trump Bemir! (Die Rouhani ! Die Trump ! Drop dead Trump !) .. Tap tap-e Khamir, Rohani bemir ! Basiji bemir ! (Die Rouhani ! Drop dead Basiij !) .. Tap tap-e Khamir, Rohani haqir !, Mesl-e Asir !, Rouhani bemir ! (Rouhani is a slave & stooge of his Masonic Masters = his Arbab! Rouhani is a Pathetic Coward & Shitty Abject! Death to Rouhani ! ) .. Tap tap-e Khamir, Rohani Haqir !, Trump shod Dalir ! = Koondeh shod Dalir !!, Rouhani bemir ! (Khamenei = Rouhani is a Pathetic Coward & Shitty Abject, and that’s why Donald Trump = Stupid Faggot & Stupid Sodomite = Trump calls himself Tough man ! , and becomes so shameless & so arrogant ! Death to Rouhani !) …Tap tap-e Khamir, Rouhani Zalil !, Akhund shod Haqir ! , Mullah bemir ! (Rouhani humiliated himself & Mullahs & Arab Islam ! It’s so good ! Death to Mullahs ! ) .. Tap tap-e Khamir, Rouhani haqir !, Islam shod Zalil ! , Mullah bemir! (this Arab Jew Rouhani humiliated their own Islam & Islamic regime ! It’s so good ! Death to Mullahs! ) … Tap tap-e Khamir, oon Sheikh-e Alil, Haqir-o Zalil ! , Dast-e Ki Balash ?!! Sed Ali Haqir !! (Do you know Which Islamic leader is so mean and so stupid Coward & a silly Cow & coward who barks & farts a lot ?!! The answer is Ali Khamenei = Haqir / Zalil = Slave of Rockefellers!) Tap tap-e Khamir, Seyyed-e Zalil !, Rabhar-e Haghir ! , Dast-e Ki Balash ?!! Sed Ali Haqir !! = Rabhar-e zalil ! (Do you know Which Islamic leader is so mean & so stupid Salve & a silly Coward & Slave who barks & farts a lot ?!! It’s the CIA’s Ayatollah Khamenei = a Slave of FATF & Rockefellers !!)

Persian Satire 40: The witty Iranians say: “Since the ancient time, the funny salesmen of Great Persia use funny songs – when they want to sell sth- and some of these funny songs are so famous. Here lets change Zaalake Zaal Zaalake ! , that is about Zaalake = a kind of Plum or jungle’s fruits: Zaalake Zaal Zaalake !, Een Diin cheqad Kos-Kalakeh !! (this Jewish Arab Religion is full of dirty things & dirty tricks !! ) .. Saalake Saal Saalake !, Een Diin-e yaa Kos-Kalake ?!! (Is this Religion or Dirty Trick ?!!) .. Volake Vool Volake ! , een Diin keh Hamash Kakale !! (This Jewish Religion is nothing but Lies & Deception!!) .. Saalake Saal Saalake !, Diine shoon Diin nist Saalake !! (their Jewish Religion is a Sick thing, a bad disease!) .. Sootake Soot Sootake !!, Een Diin-e yaa Sootsotake?!! (the shitty Jewish Religion of Arabs is nothing but a childish toy ! , for stupid kids?!! ) .. Malake Maal Maalake !! , Een Diin Khodet Bemaalake !! (this shitty Jewish Religion of Arabs is nothing but Ass-licking for Ass-lickers of FATF & Great Satan !!) .. Saalake Saal Saalake !!, Aajab Bemal Bemalake !! (this shitty Jewish Religion of Arab Mullahs is Sodomy Jihad & Sex Jihad with FATF & Satan !! ) .. Zaalake Zaal Zaalake !, FATF BeMalakeh !!! (Satanic Islam of Arabs is Islam of FATF = Islam of Satan !! = American Islam !! ) .. Zaalake Zaal Zaalake !, Great Satan BeMalakeh !! (Satanic Islam of Arabs is American Islam ! = Islam of FATF = Islam of CIA Satan!!), Malake Maal Maalkae!, Aajab Khodet Bemalake !! .. Malake Maal Maalkae!, Aajab Bemal Bemalake !! (Just look How America & Islamists make love and give ass to each other !!)

Persian Satire 41: The witty Iranians say: “The Persian folklore songs are so great and so funny. Lets change the Persian folksong of Yek Hamoomi Man Be-Sazam 40 Sotoon 40 Panjereh ! (Lets build a giant bath-house with 40 pillars & 40 windows !) : Yek Nezami Man Be-Sazam por Dorooq por Masaleh !! (Ayatollahs said: Lets build a shitty Islamic Regime that is full of Lies & Disasters & Bullshits !! ) Yek Khelaai Man Be-Sazam Esme Islam Darbereh !! (Ayatollahs said: Lets build an Islamic shithole = Islamic Regime that fuck Islam & Islamists!! ) Yek Regimi Man Be-Sazam Taq-qe Islam Darbereh !!! (Mullahs said: Lets build a real Islamic Regime that fucks Islam so badly !! , and sends Islam to shithole ! ) Yek Nezami Man Be-Sazam mesl-e Chiz beh Gaa Bereh !! (Ayatollahs said: Lets build a real Islamic Regime that Satan and FATF can fuck it so easily!! ) Koonde Basheh! Mast-o Bazi-cheye usta Rock-feller !!! (Ayatollahs say: the Islamice Regime must be a puppet regime and a faggot regime ! = a puppet regime for Rockefellers !! ) Koon be F-A-ToF! be-deh !! Vaseh-ye usta Rock-feller !! (Ayatollahs say: the Islamic Regime must gives its ass to FATF & Rockefellers! ) … and so on and so on “.

Persian Satire 42: Some wise Iranians say: “Do you know Baal and Jewish history?! It’s so funny! (As we said before) Baal has many different names. Baal is known as Hadad, Hammon (Hamoon!! Hamoon ke midoonid !! Hamoon is a funny Persian word that means: That, that evil you know !! ), Satan, Nimrod, HuBaal, Lucifer, Yahweh, Moloch, Osiris, Mood God, Saturn, etc. Baal has a female form that is known as The Whore of Babylon, Esther, Ishtar, Isis or Baalah, Moon Goddess, Easter, Holy Whore, Mother of Harlots or Mother of all whores! The main land of such Satanic things is Egypt. As you all know, Egypt is the Land of Satanism & Occultism, and that’s why Masons love it so much! In Egypt , Ishtar was Isis, and Egypt’s Satanism is about Isis & Osiris, and their holy Incest ! Do some research about Isis and Osiris and Baal ! Do some research about Egypt Isis and Osiris ! Ask youself: Why all Masons and Satanists love Egypt = the Semitic-Satanic Land of Occultism & Occult crap / witch-crap?! Egypt is the Land of Satanism & Occultism, but why the West loves it so much?! Now even Egypt’s good guys know that Egypt works with Anti-Iran Barbarians, and Masons & Israel & Egypt & Saudi Arab Barbarians try to prove that Egypt is so Satanic & so Stupid ! Egypt’s good guys know that why we Iranians say such things, and what we Iranian say are true facts. In the Satanic Land of Egypt, good guys were slaves of Brutal dictators = Pharaoh / Feron! Even in their Arab Islam & Judaism, their Satanic Pharaohs are symbols of Satan! Moses fought against Pharaohs and Satanic Semites of Egypt! So, Iranians ask: Barbarians and pharaohs and Human-eaters are something that you can be proud of them?!! And answer: Only when you are a Barbarian & have No Good thing ! = when you are Bi-Hame-Chiz !! But do you know what Egypt’s Sodomites = Egypt’s Satanists = Egypt’s Islamists said in the FIFA World Cup of 2018, and what was their official slogan ?!! In the FIFA World Cup of 2018 , Egypt’s slogan was: When you say pharaohs, the world must get up and listen !!!! Now, Egypt is so Stupid & so Satanic! Just do some research about Egyptian mythology, Saturn, Satan and Lucifer, Isis and Osiris etc etc. Egypt is the root of such Evils ! Egypt Occultism = Egypt Satanism = Egypt Witchcraft & Black Magic, Egypt’s Sex-Slave Traditions, and many other Barbaric-Satanic traditions of Semites belong to Egypt & Semites. Egypt is Mecca of Freemasonry & Satanism ! Just do research about Freemasonry & Solomon’s Temple (Baal Temple / Isis Temple) or about Masonry & Egypt, and ask: Why Freemasons are so obsessed with Egypt, and with Baal Temple = Solomon’s Temple?!! Muhammad Abduh = Grand Mufti of Egypt was a Mason, and he is the imam of Arab Islamic Masons! Egypt is the land of Masonic Lodges & Baal temples! The Savage Arab pig of MI6, Jamal Abdul Nasser, who was Anti-Iran and Anti-Persian was a Jew Arab pig of Egypt! Who can deny or hide the pagan Barbarism & Satanism of Ancient Egypt & Semitic Sodomites = Arab Jews?! They said Group Sex/ Group Rape is holy Marriage! A group of men rape the same woman; all men rape her ! And It’s Arab Marriage ! Semitic Marriage! Read history ! Do Research! Their Arab Jahiliyyah & Semitic Satanism & Barbarism is Not a myth! What we Iranians say are true facts, but a very very small part of what We should say! = The Truth = What We & all Humans & Good guys must say!, because all Anti-Iran Barbarians are sworn Enemies of the Truth & the Good. Even Egypt’s good guys know what it means”.

Persian Satire 43: The witty Iranians say: “what the Bad guys including Satanic Jews say is Kos-sher = Kosher Crap / Kosher Bullshit ! = Shero-Ver ! What Sheikh Netanyahu says is Kos-sher or Shero-Ver = Kosher Crap & Big Lies of Satanic Jews. But here lets forget Savage Semites and Satanic Semites and other satanic or dirty things! Lets talk about funny poems and poetry = good sher & funny sher ! All people must know (and We should write more about) the differences between Sher (Poem) and Kos-Sher !! (Jewish Crap/ Arab crap lies!) But here lets talk about Sher (Poem), not Arab Jew Kossher ! All informed people, and those who read history, know Great Persia and the Arts & Sciences of Great Persia, specially the Persian arts including the art of poetry and the art of comedy. Satire = a way of criticizing a person, an idea or an institution in which you use humor to show their faults or weaknesses, is a Persian Tradition, an ancient Iranian tradition. The Great Iranian poets, like Sanani in 800 years ago, said: Shokr Gooyam ke Nazde Ahl-e Honar !, Hazl-am az Jedde Digaran Khosh-tar !! (Thank God that all civilized people & Artists and all Wise men know that our Iranian Satire & Humor is better and more important than the Serious things that idiots & Bad guys say! ) Great Iran is the ancient Land of Arts & Poetry & Comedy. Great Persia is the ancient Land of Poetry & Great Poets & Great Poems. All informed people know it. But many don’t the Persian poetic traditions. So, lets talk about it a little! As all informed people know, the Science of Prosody & the Art of Poetry is an Iranian Art or Persian Science that Iranians invented it. The Civilized world owe a lot to Iranians = Aryans, and the land of Aryans (Iran). Art is a part of Iranian DNA = Aryan DNA / Persian DNA. There are famous old proverbs like: Every Iranian is a Poet, or You are a Poet when you born as a Persian! (Har Irani ye Sha-ere .. Honar Nazd-e Iranian ast .. ) Iranians invented Science of Prosody & Art of Poetry (To put it in a nutshell) In poetry, metre (Wazn) is the basic rhythmic structure of a verse or lines in verse. And Rhyme (Qafieh) is the last word in the line that has the same sound as the last word in the next line, or previous line ! In fact, Rhyme is a word that has the same sound or ends with the same sound as another word. Poem weight or metre has an overall rhythmic pattern. In fact, two basic things are so important in Poetry: An internal rhyme, and an overall rhythmic pattern (Wazn = Metre) It’s a long story. But you all can understand the depth of Poetry Art & Science. Metre is the arrangement of strong and weak stresses in lines of poetry that produces the rhythm. Once the meter of a poem has been chosen, it must be adhered to throughout the poem. It creates rhythm = a strong regular repeated pattern of sounds & things. The study & the actual use of metres and forms of versification are both known as prosody. And you know the story of short syllable, long syllable, long-long syllable etc. This science went from Persia to the West and the world, including Semitic lands. Now the West and others use his old Persian Art & Science. All informed people know that Persia is the Home of Poetry and Great Poets/ Poems. So lets borrow form our wise Iranian ancestors, and say: Sha-eri Tab-ei Ravaan Mikhahad ! (For being a Poet, and for Art of Poetry, you just need a good Human Soul !) Nah Folan Madrak! Na Pul Mikhahad !! (It doesn’t need College or University degree, or even Money !! ) Sha-eri Hoosh tu Honar Mikhahad ! (For being a Poet, and for Poetry Art, you just need Artistic intelligence!) Nah Efeh ! Nah Kos-Kalak Mikhahad !! (It doesn’t need stupid Gestures & Showoff & other dirty games of Fake Intellects!! ) Na Jonoon! Nah Chiz-to-Koon Mikhadah !! (It doesn’t need Stupid faggots who call themselves Artists, or silly Artistic Madness of silly Artists!) Nah Tabaani! Nah Kalak Mikhahad !! (It doesn’t need dirty tricks & lies & deception!) Andaki Danesh ! ye Maqz Mikhahad ! (It’s just needs a little wisdom, and a Brain! ) Yek Kami rhythm ! Tooye Vazn Mikhahad !! (It just needs a little rhythm, in poetic metres!) Yek Kami Knowledge ! Honar Mikhahad ! (It just needs a little knowledge, with enough Art ! ) Yek Kami Qaafii-ye ! rhythm Mikhahad !! (It just needs a little rhyme, and also rhythm & rhythmic pattern!) .. Maa Naboodim Sha-eri Amukhteh! (We don’t have a university Degree in Poetry!) Tab-e Sheri Bood ke Shayad Sukhteh !! (We, like most Persians, just had a Poetic Talent that apparently has been burned or wasted !! ) .. Sher-e Khoob Mani va Ruh Mikhahad (A Good poem needs good meaning & good soul) Sha-eri Dana va Khoob Mikhaahad (It needs a Good & wise Poet) Kar-e Har Boz nist-o Aql Mikhahad ! (Idiots cannot do it ! because it needs a brain! ) Kar-e Har Khar nist-o Hoosh Mikhadah !! (Idiots cannot do it, because it needs intelligence!) Kar-e Boz nist ! Chiz-e Mard Mikhadah !! (stupid faggots cannot do it ! Only wise men can do it!) Kar-e Khar nist! Chiz-e Zan Mikhadah !! (Stupid whores can not do it! Only the wise women can do it !)”

Persian Satire 44: Some wise Iranians say: “Now even the West’s scholars write good articles like Yahweh : The True Devil It’s a good article in a Spanish website, that you can easily find it & read it. They say : Yahweh is Satan himself .. this Jewish claim that Yahweh is a righteous and benevolent father is contrary to reason & all documents, and worse yet a blatant lie .. Who is Yahweh really? .. All documents confirm that Yahweh is the true adversary of humanity .. Yahweh, the Satanic God of Jews & Christian, is a bloodthirsty and vengeful character .. Yahweh, the god of the Old Testament is a Satanic nightmare .. Ritual human sacrifice, the shedding of Human blood for the forgiveness of mistakes, the mass killing of children and newborns, the genocide of whole foreign towns and extreme warmongering are crimes typical of a Satanic cult and a false god = Yahweh .. Such atrocities listed above are deeds of Yahweh = Satan himself ! .. (And it’s not a Lie! It’s what the Bible say! .. Just read the Bible! Read the Jewish Bible! ) .. Yahweh is Satan himself .. (It’s Jewish Charlatanism that they talk about our Iranian values) and say ‘God is love’ or ‘the Lord is merciful’ ! .. (But it’s an Iranian thing, but a Semitic or judo-Christian thing!) The Iranian God is Love, But Yahweh is Satan himself .. The Bible exposes clearly that Yahweh is a wrathful and intolerant god (Psalm 78), warlike and militaristic (Exodus 13:3; Psalm 2:1-12; Deuteronomy 7:23-24), murderous (2 Kings 2:23-24), genocidal (Exodus 32:27-28; Deuteronomy 20:11-17), unmerciful and cruel (1 Samuel 15:2-3), treacherous (Ezekiel 20:25-26), infanticidal (Psalms 135:8; 137:9; Exodus 12:29) and drunken with his lust for gruesome sacrifice (Leviticus 1:5-9) The Bible makes it abundantly clear that the god of the Hebrews is not a god of love! .. The Bible makes it abundantly clear that the Jewish God is a violent, bloodthirsty and ruthless tyrant ! .. The father of these Jews, the devil, has been a murderer and liar from the beginning (John 8:44) .. If anyone still believes that the old Judeochristian deity is a benevolent and loving entity they are only deceiving themselves, they have bought into a professional lie and are not being honest on an intellectual level .. The Bible itself reveals that Yahweh is an authentic demon! The truth is that the immorality and cruelty of the biblical god knows no bounds. Yahweh is in reality a god of war and a warmongering tyrant with a Satanic thirst for conquest who not only enjoys the invasion of foreign territories but also takes a sadistic delight in the destruction of the victims of his Chosen People . According to the Bible, Yahweh orders the Israelites not only to defeat the male warriors of the neighboring peoples but also to massacre ruthlessly all unarmed women, defenseless old men, small children and even newborn infants (1 Samuel 15:2-3; Deuteronomy 2:33-34; 7:16; 13:15; Joshua 6:21; Ezekiel 9:5-7; Isaiah 13:15-18). Yahweh says the Jews must murder all the male children and immolate all the non-virgin girls but are allowed to take for themselves the virgins as the booty of war (Numbers 31:17-18). Yahweh allows his Hebrew warriors to kidnap and rape foreign virgins. But What kind of monster would be capable of asking for the killing of an innocent and defenseless baby? If some of you still believe that a degenerate kid-killer like Yahweh is a god of love and worthy of praise then you seriously lack honesty and have sacrificed your own humanity for a blatant lie. And it’s really true. What these Westerners say is true and good, and we Iranians say to them, and to all real Wise & Good guys of the West : Eyval ! = Bravo ! / Well Done ! Any civilized person knows what is really bad and barbaric. And all real Good guys know that they must care about the Truth”

Persian Satire 45: Some wise Iranians say: “All people must know Jewish Occult Murders,. The Holy land of Sodom ! = Zion, and The Holy land of Sodom & Sodomy ! = Zion & Judah. All people must know How and Why Jews Sacrificed Children as Part of Their Satanic Judaism = Hebrew Religion / Semitic Religion. Now many non-Iranians & the world’s good guys say: the very crimes of child sacrifice and human sacrifice among Jews that caused many of the Good guys to become anti-Semites .. only Savage Barbarians can engage in such barbaric rites as human sacrifice’ ! Just search the internet. They even say: ” Jews have always denied the undeniable facts including the Satanic-Barbaric rituals of their Satanic Judaism .. And it’s obvious why the Satanic Jews try to deny the undeniable facts! The world’s good guys are not stupid ! They know who can believe his god wants him to sacrifice his son! And who can be ready to sacrifice his son to Baal ! Now even their own archaeologists and historians confess: In Israel, the Jews sacrificed their children by burning them alive .. Children who were sacrificed were often burnt in a pit called a Tophet .. Drums were beaten in an attempt to conceal the babies’ cries .. This practice was quite prevalent among Jews who lived in Carthage, Egypt, Israel & Lebanon.. the Semite children were tossed into a burning Tophet as a sacrifice to Baal. Sometimes, children were put in the arms of a bronze bull which had a furnace below it, and allow the flames to consume the child. Their level of cruelty & Barbarism had no bounds. And it’s not a conspiracy theory! Just search the internet, read their own history boos, see their pictures (below pix) and do some research! If you read the Dark history of Jews & Jewish Occultism & Barbarism, their own European & American scholars say: one of the things you find particularly interesting is one of the key terms used by Jews to describe their Satanic act of human sacrifice, namely, Holocaust. Yes, the word Holocaust is a Jewish word that was used to describe when Jews would put a child in flames as a sacrifice to their Jewish deity = Baal / Yahweh / Satan .. A Jewish woman admitted participating in a human sacrifice on Oprah Winfrey show Jewish ritual murder usually occurred around the time of the Jewish holidays of Purim and Passover .. Purim celebrates when, in history, Jews were able to murder a noble Persian and his family, and also murdered thousands of Non-Jews who sought to put an end to wicked acts perpetrated by Satanic Jews who were Satanic Jewish criminals .. Purim, a festival that is commonly associated with ritual murders by Jewish Baal-worshipers = Jews who worshiped Satan / Baal .. There are many such incidents reported in the Old Testament ! … And it’s now a myth or Bullshit or Big Lie of Netanyahu! It’s the true Jewish history! And it’s what their own scholars say. Search the internet. Even Sheikh Netanyahu knows that their own Archaeologists say that the primary deity that the Jewish children were sacrificed to it was Baal or Isis = Baalah! Sheikh Netanyahu is a Bad liar. But all informed people know the Jewish Baal or Baalah! All informed people know the Jewish Satanic traditions of Baal/ Satan”.

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Persian Satire 46 – Some wise Iranians say: “Many things should be said about Baal and Jewish traditions including the Jewish Human Sacrifices to Baal / Child Sacrifice to Baal. It’s so important. Do some research about it. Human sacrifices were offered to Yahweh / Baal (= Yahweh = Baal = Jehovah)The two themes of Jewish history are blood and gold, and every practice of the Jews is inextricably bound up with these two factors. And it’s what the good Jews & Western scholars say! Just search the internet! They even say: “Many have not read the Bible, about Isaiah’s denunciations of the Jews as sorcerers and murderers of children! They ask: Which Jews Worship Satan?! They know Satan worship = Baal worship! You can find many books & articles about The History of Jewish Human Sacrifice, and also The History of Jewish Child Sacrifice to Baal / Yahweh ! Just search the internet! Their own historians say: Semites were worshippers of Baal, and Semites sacrificed children on a massive scale .. (even archaeologists confess that) the sons of Semites were sacrificed to Baal ! … the archaeologists note that the bodies of sacrificed young children are found in every stratum of Jewish remains from the earliest times! Just search the internet. What we Iranians say are true facts or what their own historians & archaeologists say! They even confess: the Jewish god of Abraham was Baal or Satan, (simply because) only Satan or Baal can ask you to sacrifice your son! .. and only a Satanist and a follower of Satan / Baal can accept this Satanic order and following such a Satanic tradition of Baal = Child Sacrifices of Baal ! Abraham child sacrifice was Satanic ritual of Baal / Satan. But just look who Arab Islamists = Satanists still worship Baal & Baal’s prophets = Jewish prophets of Satan / Baal ! Do some research about Baal’s prophets = Satan’s prophets, and think about it ! Do some research about Baal = Holly Bull / Holy Cow of Jews ! , about the Great Sin of Jews and the Original Sin of Jews when they started to worship Baal (Holy Cow) again and again and again!, and betrayed God ! = betrayed Iranian God = betrayed Good God ! Do some research about Jewish Ashura = Yom Kippur! Do you know what is the story Yom Kippur ?!”

Persian Satire 47 – The witty Iranians say: “Jewish Rouhani / Ayatollah is a Joke, and just reminds of what the wise ancient Iranians said about such idiots. Rouhani or Khamenei = Jewish Ayatollah is a bad Joke, and reminds us of the Sadi’s jokes in about 700 years ago. The Great Sadi said in about 700 years ago: One day Rouhani got an eye-ache and went to a vet ! The vet put in his eye what he would for beasts and he got blind. The case went before the judge. The judge said there is no compensation, since if Rouhani was not a stupid animal or ass, he wouldn’t seek treatment from a vet ! ( =FATF or Satan! IMF or Rockefellers !) … And one day, Ayatollah Rouhani had many Economic problems. But he went to The IMF & CFR ! The CIA’s agents said Rouhani should implement the Jewish IMF Plans & FATF plans; so Rouhani was fucked up. Rouhani protested and wanted to make an Anti-American gesture, but the Iranian people said there is no justification and no excuses, since if Mullah was not a stupid animal or a great Traitor = CIA agent, he wouldn’t seek treatment from The Zionist IMF & CFR & FATF etc !”

Persian Satire 48 – Some wise Iranians say: “Do you know Zadok / Zahak?! Do you know Sons of Zadok = Jewish Kohen / Cohen = Sons of Zahak?! Idiots don’t know that The Iranian Joke Tellers tell funny jokes, but the wise Iranians talk about true faces and real things, not jokes! We Iranians have already talked about the Sons of Zahak & Ahriman (check Archives) But now even the Jews talk about Ahimaaz, the son of Zadok !! Yah, Ahimaaz or Ahrimaan !!, and Zadok / Zakah !! All Iranians know what it means. All people who know History, and Persia and old Facts know what it means! When we Iranians talked about Sons of Zadok (Kohens) as sons of Zahak, you could not find any things in the internet! Zero! Zero search results! But now even non-Iranians and Jews talk about Ahimaaz, the son of Zadok !! or Ahriman, the son of Zahak !! It’s so funny that the Jewish pigs say that Ahimaaz is the son of Zadok ! It’s what their Jewish Bible says! But all informed people know what Ahimaaz and Zadok = Ahrimaan and Zahak mean! And it’s so important. It’s symbolic meaning is so important. All Enemies of Iran are sons of Ahrimaan and Zahak! , and it’s what they themselves confess now! Ahrimaan is Satan! And Zahak is Satan’s aid = Nayeb-e Satan !! If you don’t know such obvious things, Do some research about it, because it’s so so important, and can show you many things. The Anti-Iran Barbarians are officially sons of Ahrimaan & Zahak! And it’s what they themselves confess now! Take it serious ! It’s not a joke! They say Satan = Ahriman = Ahimaaz was son of the high priest of Jews = Zahak !! They even have a website for Zadokites: Zadokites.com !! They say: Zadokites (or Sons of Zadok) are Israel’s leaders! In this Jewish website, Jews say: The Zadokites are Israel’s Priests !! (Israel’s Mullahs / Rabbis) .. Zadokites (or Sons of Satan) were the (Satani priests) of the Jerusalem Temple, since it was first built by Solomon and Zahak !! .. Zadok or (Zahak) was the first High Priest of Jews !!! When the Temple was rebuilt, Zadokites again became its leaders !! It’s so funny, isn’t it ?! Their Jewish Bible says Ahimaaz = Satan married Solomon’s daughters!! Sheikh Netanyahu & Trump and other Jewish Sons of Satan must know that our Iran’s people know them well ! Our Iran’s people are those Great people who defeated the Evil Empire of Ahrimaan & Zahak ! And we will defeat them again! But as witty Iranians say to the West’s Evil Empire: Ageh kar / dor daste maa & Oqalaye maa biofte, yek juri Puz-e tuno mizanim, keh Angosht be-Chiz bemunid ta-abad !!! (If our real Iranians & Wise Iranians become Iran’s managers / leaders, then we Iranians will kick your ass in a way that you stand in Shocked Silence for ever !! )”

Persian Satire 49: Some wise Iranians say: “The Iranian Joke Tellers or all Comedians tell jokes. But facts are not jokes! , and you must be able to distinguish between facts and jokes !!, that means you all must be able to recognize the difference between lies and truths, between myths and facts, between jokes & real things! It’s a Basic Skill and a life Skill = that is also an intellectual Skill & Scientific Skill- that all Humans must have it, acquire it. Politicians and Media whores and all Bad guys don’t tell you what is joke, or what is reality! You yourself must know it ! So, try to learn this Basic Skill, that is part of the Critical Thinking Skills. You all must learn to connect the dots! , that means to connect true facts to reach a rational judgment, and it is also part of the Thinking Skills or Critical Thinking Skills. Let’s give you an example. Do you know the story of the Quran Burning of Uthman ?! And How did Uthman Burn all Qurans, and try to re-edit or re-write Quran? It’s an undeniable fact. But it’s just one fact or dot ! Do you know Uthman’s Brother, Abdullah Ibn Sad Ibn Abi Sarh ?! Lets call him Abi Sarh. It’s an important figure of Arab Islam, that Arab Islamists try to hide him! But now even the good Muslims ask: Who was Abi Sarh, the foster brother of Uthman Affan?! Who was Abi Sarh, the first scribe or writer of Quran?! Why did Abi Sarh, the first writer of Quran leave Islam?! The story of Abi Sarh is a true story, and no one denies it! But Why did Abi Sarh leave Islam?!! Abdullah ibn Sad Ibn Abi Sarh is the first scribe of Arab Islam ! (during their first 13 years in Mecca) So, what happened that he deiced to leave Arab Islam?! The Arabs say: Abi Sarh was able to predict the next phrases of the Quran! But you must do research about it. Almost all Islamic scholars talk about such facts. But the most important thing is that they don’t connect the dots! Abi Sarh was the brother of Uthman, the 3rd Caliph of Arabs! So what was his role in Uthma’s Quran burning & re-writing Quran?! Was Abi Sahr an Islamist at that time ?! What what the last role & the first role of Abi Sarh in improving or writing Quran?! Do some research about the story of Abi Sarh. Both Shia and Sunni scholars talk about it. But they just don’t connect the dots! So, they are so stupid or so charlatan or what?! You all know that If you are a real Religious people, you must do your own Researches before accepting any Thing including your own Religion & Religious things. For all real Religious people it’s a must or obligation. Blind acceptance is Satanic The real Religious people are Not like ISIS / DAESH or Barbarians! They care about the Truth, and only the Truth, and that’s why we Iranians care about them. If you care about the Truth, and only the Truth, then you are a real Good guy, independent of your Religion or your Race, and independent of this fact that you are Religious or Irreligious or any thing else And it’s part of our Iranian values & Iranian Legacy. All real Religious people know that they must defend Religion by using Logic, not by Sword = Satanic Logic of Satan’s men = ISIS & Jew Barbarians & Saudis etc! All sane people know that when you have No answer & no rational thing to say – Nothing to say – then you use the logic of Sword & Terror & Threatening & Bullying & Satan’s methods! But if you act or behave in this way, it’s your End = your Death, and also the Death of your Religion! The End of the Game! , like the End of ISIS /DAESH, or the End of Saudis / Mullahs or the End of Trump = the End of America’s Evil Empire in the near future. You all know that If you behave like ISIS / Arab Islamists, you will go to hell forever and all humans & History will hate & curse you for ever! You = all sane people, and even insane pigs & stupid animals know such facts now! So, try to do some researches about Everything, including Religion & The West & the History & Arab Jews & Evil Empire and Everything. Do some research, find true facts / dots (Not stupid ones or fake ones) and then try to connect the dots !”.

Persian Satire 50 – The witty Iranians say: “many sings and many things show and declare The Death of Arab Islam, or the Death of Mullah Islam. Many symbolic signs or ironic signs like Zellat of Mullahs & FATF in Muharram of 2018 are so important. But some ironic signs are so laughable, like Bahman Mofid in Ashura of 2018! Yah, Bahman Mofid ! , the sexy comedian of Pahlavi that has become a Mullah whore now! In Ashura of 2018, Bahman Mofid was in Mullah TV, at the afternoon of Ashura in 2018 ! (Asr-e Ashura!) Can you believe it?! It’s so so laughable, that you hear the voice of Bahmad Mofid, his comic Jaheli voice in the Mullah TV on the Day of Ashura of 2018 ! Mullah TV showed a shitty Islamist film: Miras-e Marsieh !! = Legacy of Ashura & Islamist Mourning !! = Legacy of FATF & Ashura & Zellat !! This bad film was shown in Ashura of 2018 in Documentary Channel of Mullah TV (IRIB) in which Bahmad Mofid or his voice had a key role: an old Jahel who becomes Mullah-lover! = new Jahel !! But these stupid bastards = Mullahs & Mofid don’t use the real of name of Bahman Mofid. Mullahs introduce Bahman Mofid as Bahman Farivar !! And Farivar is his mother name! Just search the internet! These Mother-fuckers use the name of his mother, Farivar instead of Mofid !, and say Bahman Mofid is Bahman Farivar !! These Islamic Dayoos insult people’s intelligence, and pretend ignorance (Khod ro beh Khariat mizan) that most Iranians know the face or voice of Bahmad Mofid in many of his Sexy Films & Film Farsi & Log Angeles Clips etc!! The story of Bahman Mofid in Ashura of 2018 is not a joke! It’s the reality of Islamic Whores ! Of course the most important thing is their Zellat and FATF in Muharram of 2018. The Islamic Dayoos = Mullahs think if they refer to Bahman Mofid as Bahman Farivar, and use his mother name, then people will not know that Bahman Mofid is sexy Bahman Mofid of sexy films of their Taqoo!! CIA’s Arab Basijis & Mullahs are so Dayoos & so Kos-Khol = so so stupid bastards! And Bahman Mofid is a stupid whore, who just shows that Bahman Mofid was not a mofid or good comedian, but he was a Whore or Clown of Savak = Masons/ Mullahs! Now Bahman Farivar ! = Bahman Mofid is a Whore or Clown of Mullahs & Savak, like other Pahlavist whores = Monarchists whores = Anti-Iranian whores of CIA”.

Persian Satire 51 – The witty Iranians say: “It’s so shameful that celebrities become whores! Bahman Mofid was born in 1942, to Gholam Mofid and Ghodsieh Farivar! His mother was Farivar, and now he use his mother’s name to hide this fact that a Pahlavi Whore of Taqoot has become an Islamic whore of Mullahs !! But whore is whore, even if he changes his name! Now Bahman Mofid is Bahman Dayoos, a Shah-olah who became Dayoosolah! The fucking Mullahs used to say Taqoot, Taqoot a lot ! Taqoot is a shitty Arab Islamist term that means: Jewish Evil or Jewish Satan of Egypt & Pharaoh !! The fucking Mullahs used to Bark a lot, and to say Taqoot, Taqoot a lot ! But now Taqoot is Islam of Mullahs! Taqoot is Islam of Arabs! Taqoot is Islamic Regime of Arab Mullahs! Now even according to the shitty Logic of Mullahs/ Islamists, Taqoot is Ayatollah = Khamenei = FATF’s imam !! Taqoot is FATF of Mullahs! = Islam of FATF & Khamenei = Taqoot !! And it’s their own Logic !, the shitty Logic of Mullahs in 1970s & 1980s & 1990s & 2000s & 2009 Coup etc !! But now even stupid animals = Basijis can see that Khamenei is Taqoot !! Khamenei’s FATF is Taqoot and his Taboot !! (his coffin!) !! Khamenei’s Turkmenchay is Taqoot, and his Taboot ! (his coffin!), and Not his Capoot !! = his shield /condom !! Now Basijjis & Bahman Mofid make love, and Basijis repeat Taqooti things of his shitty Films like Qeysar! Mullahs love Savak’s Qeysar! = Taqoot’s Qeysar !! So, Basijis and Rouhanis say : Maa boodim-o Hajji Basirat ! (Khamenei) We were a group of Islamic Traitors/ Jahel including Hajji Traitor (Khamenei), Hajj Faggot (Rafsanjani) and Hajj Slut (Rouhani) and other Islamic Ass-holes including this Bloody Whore of CIA Javad Zarif ! We Islamists went for Islamic Turkmenchay! (Maa boodim-o Hajji Basirat ! (Khamenei) Akbar Koonde (Rafsanjani), Hassan Dayoos (Rouhani) .. aare-o-eenia Khaili boodim ! , een Javati ham bood !, Javati Kooni = Zarif ! ) We Islamists went for drinking wine & non-Islamic things including Turkmnehcay & Shits! (Raft-e boodim Araq-khori, va Goh-Khori = Turkmenchay-khori !! .. ) We Mullahs drank the first non-Islamic shits for the sake of Europe = Our Masonic Bother ! (Avali-o raftim bala be Salamati Rofaqa = Europe !! ..) But we Islamists & Mullahs drank a lot !, and became so so drunk !! (Patil-e Patil shodim !! ..) So, when we Mullahs were too drunk, the West asked us to sign Turkmenchay deal, but we became so angry! and said: We, Islam & Turkemchay ?! .. Never ! ( .. Tobemiri khaili tu lak shodim ! .. Maa vo Turkmenchay ?! Islam-o Turkmenchay ?! .. Tobemiri khaili tu lak shodam!! .. ) We Islamists badly tried to find our Arab Islamic Sword !! (een jibb, na oon jibb .. ) But we could not find our Islamic balls & sword ! So, we accepted Turkmenchay!! And even FATF !! We even accept FATF and other Humiliations = Zellat. But please! please don’t tell the world that we Islamists are Big losers and Big Cowards ! Please! please! for god sake! We Islamists beg you Iranians! Please! If you tell people that we Islamists are big losers & cowards = puppets of CIA & MI6 !!!, then it’s not Good for Islam!! It’s so bad for Islam !! It sends Islam to hell ! ( … Hala maa goftim Zadim ! Turkmenchay naboode ! … shomam begid naboode ! .. Hala maa goftim Zadim & Bordim ! .. shomam begid zade ! .. vase Islam khoobiat Nadaare !!! ) … “

Persian Satire 52: The witty Iranians : “The story of Arba-een of FATF !, or Ashura of FATF & Turkmenchay is the story of British Islam or Satan’s Islam of Arab barbarians like Saudi ISIS. It reminds Iranians of 1941 or 1320, then the West and the UK occupied Iran, but the Mullahs helped UK, and instead of talking about fighting against Occupation & Britsih Occupiers, they used their British Islam to talk about going to Karbala, Arba-een etc! Exactly like today! They give their ass to FATF & Satan, but still fart & fart a lot about Arba-een! All Iranians know that the only good thing of Ashura & Muharram was fighting against Satanic things like FATF & Zellat ! It’s the Iranian value, and that’s why it’s good & important. But when these Arab whores give their ass to Satan & FATF, and create Zallat & FATF in Muharram, then their Arba-een is nothing but Satanic Islam of Rockefellers, or Jewish Arab Islam of Satan. All Iranians know this. Even all religious people of our Iran know it, and fuck Islam of FATF. So lets send a message to Satan = Trump = CIA, or FATF of Satan. It can be seen as part of a Love Song for Trump ! : Trump is a Bad ass ! , Trump is a Fat ass ! .. Fuck Trump, the Fat Ass ! … Trump’s ass is Arab ass ! Trump Fucking Arab ass ! Trump fucking his own ass !! .. Fuck Trump, the Bad Ass ! .. Trump is a Faggot ass ! Trump is a Fascist ass ! Trump is Islamist ass ! .. Fuck Trump, the Bad Ass ! .. Trump is a pussy whore ! Trump has a corrupt core! .. Fuck Trump, the shitty Whore ! … Trump’s brain, in his butt ! You Fuck Trump, in his butt ! .. You know Trump, you know, but ! .. Where is his dick ?! In his butt !! … We say Fuck him, You say what ?! .. You love Trump!, but his butt !! .. You Fuck Trump, in his butt !! .. (…) Trump loves his dirty ass ! Trump loves his shitty ass! Who is fucking Trump’s ass?!! .. Trump has a dirty Ass !! Trump has a shitty Ass !! Who is fucking Trump’s ass?!! … Yah, Trump fucking his own Ass !! Trump loving his own ass!! … Trump love his shitty ass! .. So, Who Fuck Trump, The Fat Ass?! .. Trump Fucking US Ass! … Who Fuck Trump, the Bad Ass?! …. “

Persian Satire 53 – Some wise Iranians say: “Not only the Iranians or Joke Tellers, but all good and wise people joke about Jewish Occultism, and ridicule Jewish Crap about Jinn = djinn = Genie! As you know, Jinn / djinn or Genie is part of the Occult world = Jadoo Jambal and Black Magic. Both Satanic Jews & Arab Islamists worship Jewish Occults & Witchcraf, including Jewish Crap about Jinn = djinn = Genie! Arabs try to prove that their Arab Islam is Jewish Occultism! But do you know the Satanic Cult & Occult of Semites?! Jewish Myths of Jewish Bible are sick jokes, Satanic jokes. But do you know the Satanic jokes or Satanic verses of the Jewish Bible & Talmud ?! Do some research! Now even in the internet, you can find millions of good things about it. In their Satanic Judaism, they do and say Satanic-Barbaric things, more than the Jewish Islam of Arabs! Many Jewish things -and their relation to Arab Islam- are so special. For instance, Have you ever heard about Kallah ?! Yah, about Kallah or Jewish Kallah !! Have you heard about Jewish things like Kallah bride, kallah food, Kallah school, Kallah teacher etc ?!! All people must know more about Semitic Baalah, Jewish Kallah or Arab Baallah! Jews say: The word Kallah means bride! Kallah, the Holy Bride is a holy whore, a complete whore !! .. In the Kabbalah when Malkut (Malakut !!) is joined to Tiferet (the Bridegroom) she is called Kallah (Holy Bride, holy whore) !!! .. Kabbalists say Mary Magdalene is a Kallah !! .. Kallah is about the Sacred whores & Sacred Prostitution !! .. Kabbalists say: Without Kallah Messiah, the Divine image and revelation is incomplete !!! .. The message of the word ‘Kallah’ is that the Satanic Feminine completes & fulfills Satanic Masculine !! Can you believe it?! It’s what Jews & Kabbalists say! Just search the internet, if you have doubt ! They actually say you can see Kallah as Satan in female form! It’s an old Semitic/ Satanic myth, like the story of Isis & Osiris. If you don’t know Isis and Osiris and their Holy Incest !, Do research about it. Isis is a female form of Satan, and Osiris is its male form! In the Satanic Egypt, they had many Satanic myths. Egypt was the Land of Satanism & Occultism, and that’s why the Masons & Satanist worship Egypt !, and that’s why Egypt was & is Anti-Iran & Anti-Truth. Yah, Egypt has many good guys now. But here we don’t talk about them or Egypt’s good things, that were a few or Rare things in Egypt !, but existed ! Many things should be said about Egypt = Satanic Land of Satanism & Occultism, specially now when the Satanic Egypt is so Anti-Iran, and Satanic Egypt’s men work as slaves or puppets of Trump & Anti-Iran Barbarians (we will write about it later) In the Satanic Egypt, they had many Satanic myths & Satanic things. Do you know Saturn of Egypt?! Do you know Isis and Osiris = Baal and Baalah ?! Do some research! Their relation with the concept of Kallah is so funny! It’s important to note that Kallah is also the name of a Jewish convention that was held twice a year in Babylonian !! The Jews say: For each year’s convention of the Kallah, a part of the Talmud was written !! .. The so-called Kallah created the Babylonian Talmud !! Can you believe it?! In fact, Kallah convention was actually a sexy ritual, a holy sexy circle of Satanists that create new cults and new religious texts !!! The Jews still have Kallah convention !! They say for instance: Jews attended Kallah 2010 !! or Kallah 2016 !! The Jews still talk about The importance of their Kallah !! Just search the internet ! Sometimes they referred to it under another names! For instance, they create websites like Jews-for-allah.org ! , that is a Jew Arab website for Jews of Arab Islam! Now if you google for Kallah bride, you can find millions of things! In the past, Kallah whores or Kallah brides were the wives of Jewish God = Holy whores !! = Baal temple’s whores! Jews themselves say: Even The Bible testifies to the universality of this Satanic sex practice among Jews! We learn that the wife of the Jewish prophet Hosea was a sacred prostitute!! … It’s so laughable! Just search the internet ! “

Persian Satire 54 : Some wise Iranians say: ” Now we Iranians and the witty Iranians tell Basijis: Brother-e Basiji, Thu Ye Yahudi Hasti !! (You are a Jew = Basiji is Jew!) But why Iranians say such things?! If you know Jewish Islam of Arabs & Jewish traditions of Arabs, you know the answer ! For instance, do you know Jewish Ashrua?! Yom Kippur or Jewish Ashura is a Jewish traditions of Jews. But do you know Jewish Ashrua or Yom Kippur ?! If you search the internet, you can see that now even the fucking West’s mass media, like the CNN confess to such things, and say: Why Arab Islamists celebrate a Jewish holiday (Jewish Ashura) !! (CNN ) Of course They say Kos-sher thing = kosher lies about Yom Kippur! For instance, they say Yom Kippet is Passover !! But the Hebrews’ escape from Egypt is Passover. The day of passover is called passover !, and is totally different from Yom Kippur! They and their CNN just confess: you’re wondering why Arab Muslims would celebrate a Jewish holiday, that’s because (Arab Islam is a Jewish Cult !) ! We Iranians have already talked about Jewish Ashura & Yom Kippur (search Archive) But we Iranians have many things to say, and many things should be said, and many dots should be connected. So, lets talk a little more about Jewish Ashura or Islamist Yom Kippur. If you search the internet, you can see that Non-Iranians write article like: The Islamic Yom Kippur !! (by Calgary university’s guys!) and say: there are shocking similarities between Arab Islam & Judaism! .. Arab Ashura is Jewish Yom Kippur .. Arabic word Ashura is none other than the Hebrew word Asor or Ashor, the tenth, the term used in the Bible to designate the date of the Yom Kippur … The Arab fast is known as Sawm in Arabic (identical to Jewish word for a fast, tzom ! ) .. the principal observances of Arab Islam derive from Hebrew & Jewish Cults .. (But now both) Jews and Arabs talk about Joy of Yom Kippur = Joy of Ashura !!… (now) the Jewish Arab Ashrua is a joyous festival !! (because they are Anti-Iran & Anti-Truth!) But in the past, Yom Kippur or Jewish Ahsura was a Jewish day devoted to contrite prayers for the Atonement of Jewish Sins! And it’s exactly what the West’s media and all mass media tell big lies about it. In Semitic language = Jew Arab language = Hebrew language, Yom means day, and Kippur is like Kipar/ Kifar (Keifar) = severe penalty or punishment = Retribution = Severe punishment for something Seriously wrong, that Jews have done! Atonement = Kafare / Kapare comes from Kifar / Kipar (Keifar). Yom Kippur means Day of Keifar / Kipar = Day of Retribution = The Day of Retribution for Great sins that Jews have done!, and the Jews say Yom Kippur is The Day of Atonement = Kafareh, a day that the Jews must act in away that show they are so so sorry for their Great Sins = Great Crimes of Jews in the past and present ! If Jews want to escape from their Kipar / Keifar = Retribution = God’s Severe punishment for the Great Crimes that Jews have done, Jews must pay Kafareh = Atonement, and it’s the story of Yom Kippur. The History of Yom Kippur is a long story. But to put it in a nutshell : Moses or Iranians said that Jews must stop worshiping Baal = Holy Bull / Cow, and it’s Satanic-Barbaric traditions. Jews promised. But finally Jews betrayed the Good, again! The Jews started to worship Baal = Holy Cow, again! The Jews betrayed God & Iranians, again! The Jews betrayed Iranian values= All Good things, and Jews started to worship Baa again! This fact that the Jews betray the Good & all Good things, and started to worship Baal and to do Satanic-Barbaric rituals of Baal-worshiping including Witchcraft and Human sacrifices and Child sacrifices to Baal = Holy Bull / Yahweh is the Great Sin/ Treason of Jews, because they showed that Jews don’t want to become Human, civilized or good people (Adam nemishan!) The sin of worshipping the golden calf = Baal = Holy Bull/ Cow has a symbolic meaning. The Jewish Great Crimes against humanity and against Jewish kids / children are so important. Before recent decades and recent Farce, Yom Kippur was the day of Jewish EteKAF = Penitence! The Jewish days of eteKAF or ItiKAF in Arab Islam is the Jewish tradition of EteKAF = Penitence ! (for Semitic Great Sins / Crimes). In the Jewish days of EteKAF = Penitence between their Jewish Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, Jews express a lot of regret & cry & weep because you have done those Great Sins / Crimes. And it’s their the Jewish tradition of EteKAF = Penitence (for Great Crimes of Jews) = What the Jews must do in many days, including between their Jewish Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur!, and especially on Yom Kippur! But now the Satanic Jews say that their Yom Kippur = Yom Keifar / Kafareh should be Yom Keiffur !!!! = Day of silly joy ! Keiffur is a comic & funny Persian slang term, like Khar Keif ! … Keiffur or Khar Keif means a bad donkey/ idiot is badly happy!

Persian Satire 55 – Some wise Iranians say: ” it’s so obvious why our Iranian Joke Tellers / Comedians tell Basijis: Tokhm-e Sag-e Basiji !, Tho Khod-e Yahudi Hasti ! (hey the fucking Basijis, you Basijis are Jews! ) Their Arab Islamist Yom Kippur or Jewish Ashura is so Jewish! Jews say: Yom Kippur is probably the most important holiday of the Jewish year! For more info, check their own Top Jewish websites ! [1] The Atonement of Jewish Arab sins or the Atonement of Jewish Sins is & was the main mood of the Jewish Ashura. But now the Satanic Jews say: Now the Jewish mood on Yom Kippur is one of Joy !!, because of the confidence that Jewish God (= Lucifer) has indeed forgiven our Jewish Crimes/ Sins !!!! Can you believe it?! The Satanic Jews also say: Now Israel has no days as joyous as the Day of Atonement (!!!) = the Day of Jewish Sins (!!!) in which the daughters of Jerusalem ( = Jewish whores) would go out to dance in Jewish Brothels !!! It’s so laughable! All informed people know the real Yom Kippur, and the Great Crimes of Jews and the Original Sins of Jews. The Satanic Jews & Arabs are stupid barbarians! They talk about the story of Yom Kippur (Ashura) in the first years of Jewish Islam of Arabs! , and Arab fasting on the 10th of Muharram! The Fast of Ashura = The Fast of Yom Kippur is a Jewish tradition, and part of their Keifar / Kafare / Atonement. The Arab Islamic Yom Kippur = Arab Ashura is a Jewish tradition. Jews and Arabs eat nothing in their Ashura, because of the Fast of Ashura! But Iranians are 100% different ! In Iran, Ashura is festival of foods! Iranians eat foods publicly and in all public places, to show and prove that they are not Arabs or Jews! Iranians say & do many things in public places to remind Satanic Jews & Arabs about their Crimes & Keifar = the Great Crimes of Arab Jews, the Great Sins / Great Crimes that Savage Arabs & Jews have done! It’s so so important. The Iranian Ashura is so important and so Iranian, because it sends all True Messages to Barbarians & Evil men ! = all Anti-Iran Barbarians & Traitors ! We Iranians have already & repeatedly talked about it (check Archive) In Iran, Ashura is the exact opposite of Arab Ashura & Jewish Ashura, and it’s so important. Yah, the Arab Jews have polluted our Iran and Iran’s Ashura with some of their silly symbols & superstitions. But all real & main elements of Iran’s Ashura are the exact opposite of Arab Ashura & Jewish Ashura. It’s so important that Iranians remind all humans about the Great Crimes that Savage Arabs & Jews have done! When they (= Savage Arab Jews) fast and eat Nothing, all Iranians eat foods in all public places and have a National Food Festival day !, to show that they hate Arab Jew Barbarians and their Satanic traditions! It’s so so important. Do some research about Arab Jew Crimes & Arab Jew Ashura! Now even Arab Jews talk about Ashura & Jews of Medina!, or Jewish fast of Yom Kippur, Arab fast of Ashura, Sunni Ashura = Yom Kippur ! etc etc, and say: Ashura is celebrated (!) by both Arab Jews (Sunni Arabs), and by Shia, but for different reasons !! .. Shia (remind the world about all Great Sins & Great Crimes that Savage Arabs & Jews have done!) .. Arab Islamists Celebrating Jewish Yom Kippur! .. A rabbi, an Arab imam and over a hundred Arab Jews & Islamists gathered and celebrated Yom Kippur in Egypt !!! = just like the Arab Islamist holiday called Ashura !! .. What is our next major event? Ramadan in a Synagogue !! … They even write articles like Ashura and Yom Kippur greetings (2017), and stupidly say: Jewish Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur and Arabic (Ras al-Sana = new years of Arabs) fell on the same date .. Both Jewish & Arab calendar is (moon or lunar calendar and so so stupid .. But Iranian calendar is the exact opposite, and Europe borrowed the Persian calendar from Iranians & The land of Aryans = Iran) .. Yom Kippur for Jews is like Ashura for Arabs! .. Jewish Ashura was one of the first holidays Arab Jews established in Arabia !! It’s so shameful that The West & its Media tell many Big Lies about Yom Kippur ! They say it’s Passover!, or They try to hide the Main theme & Real meaning of Yom Kippur = Keifar & Kafare = Retribution & Atonement because of all Jewish Sins & Great Crimes that Arab Jews have done!. They just confess: Yom Kippur or Ashura just illustrates Arabs’ close relationship with Jews !! The Jewish Ashura or Arab Ashura is so Satanic. But it’s important to note that Iranians made it the Day of Asking for The Truth & Justice & Anti-Tyranny things ! It’s so so important. Iranians made it The Day of Fighting against Tyranny & Injustice & Inhumanity & Oppression, exactly like what Iranians did in 2009″

Persian Satire 56 : Some wise Iranians say: “The Arab Jews and Jewish Islamists / Jewish Mullahs from Sheikh Netanyahu to Sheikh Rouhani & Khamenei and other Jewish Mullahs & Arab Islamists have always been Anti-Iran & Anti-Iranian. Now theysay their Yom Kippur is Yom Keifur !!, and they are badly Happy = Keifur !!, because they killed their Imam Hussein!, and because they killed The Truth & Justice & Human values on that day = Ashura ! , exactly like what Mullahs & Basiji did in 2009, on that Ashura day. Now the Mullahs have CFT & FATF Farce = Zellat in Ashura & Muharram! It’s so so important & symbolic : FATF in Muharram !! All Iranians know what it means! FATF in Muharram and this level of Zellat & Daryoozegi of Mullahs & their Satanic Arab Islam is so symbolic, and All Iranians know what it means! It’s Keifar of Mullahs ! It’s obvious why Iranians Sarcastically & Satirically say: It’s Divine Justice ! It’s Keifar of Mullahs ! (Keifar = Retribution) It’s Divine Punishment ! And The Good God = Iranian God’s Punishment is so smart & so ironic & so sarcastic / symbolic !! Now in Ashura or Muharram of 2018, the Mullah have FATF Farce in their Satanic-Islamic Majlis, and approving the Satanic Zellat of Palermo & CFT & FATF bills / shits in Muharram !! … And FATF in Muharram is so symbolic & ironic, isn’t it ?!! It’s Keifar of Arab Islamists & their Satanic Islam. It’s Keifar of those Savage Islamists of CIA & MI6 that killed our Iran’s people in 2009, and at Ashura of 2009, and created the 2009 Massacre . It’s Keifar of Mullahs & Basijis of CIA! The Mullahs killed The Truth & Justice & Human values in 2009, and were so Keifur because of the 2009 Massacre, and of the West & CIA’s help in killing Iranians. But today = 2018 is the day of their Keifar ! = Severe punishment for all Great Crimes that Savage Islamists = Anti-Iran Mullahs & Basijis have done against our Iran & Iranian people. We Iranians care about Iranian values = Human values, because they are so great & good things. Iranians created a day that is the Day of Asking for The Truth & Justice & Human Values! It’s so great, isn’t it?! Iranians created a day that is The Day of Condemnation of Tyranny, Treason & Oppression & Inhumanity anytime and anywhere. It’s so important, isn’t it?! Iranians created a day that is The Day of Fighting against Tyranny & Injustice & Inhumanity & Oppression, like what Iranians did in 2009 and its Ashura. It’s so great, isn’t it?! Now all Iranians sarcastically say: The true Karbalah & true Religion is what Iranians did in 2009 = Fighting against Tyranny & Oppression & Injustice of Satanic Mullahs (of FATF & Rockefellers & IMF!) Even in 2009, all Iranians said that the Mullahs will pay the price of the 2009 Massacre & the 2009 CIA Coup, and the day of their Keifar is so near. And now we all can see that Iranians were right. Now the Death of Arab Islam is their keifar ! FATF is their Keifar! Islamic Turkmenchay = Islamic Zellat is their keifar. Zellat and FATF in Muharram is their keifar ! The Death of Islamic Regime is their keifar ! God bless Iranian people! God bless Iran & its great & wise & brave people! As you all know, the wise & brave people of our Great Iran, our Unique Iran, our Brave Iran have always fought against Tyranny & Injustice & Inhumanity, exactly like what Iranians did in 2009 and all these years. Since the ancient times, Our Brave Iranian people and our Brave Iran, the ancient Land of Lions & Brave People (Shiran & Daliran of Iran) have always fought against all Barbarians & all Evil forces of the World solely = Yek Tanneh !, without any help. In fact, this Unique Honor & Great Honor belongs only to our Great Iran. Since the ancient times, the Unique Honor of being Civilized and Fighting for Human values belong to our Iran, and only to our Great Persia. This Unique Honor & Great Honor = Fighting against all Barbarians & all Evil forces, that is a very very Great honor belongs to our Great Iran = the great cradle of Civilization & Culture & Human values. And we Iranians say such things to Trump & Anti-Iran Barbarians! They must go to hell & fuck themselves, or know more about the great honors & legacies of the Land of Aryans, our Iran/ Persia. One day Barbarians were in the majority, and the world was full of Barbarians; but even at that day, our Great Iran fought against all Barbarians, and defeated all of them, and created the Civilized world, and saved the Human world. It’s a long story. But our Unique Iran, our Great Iran = the Ancient Land of Civilization & Culture & Wise Brave People = The Ancient Land of Lions & Brave People (Shiran & Daliran of Iran ) still fight against all Barbarians & Evil forces solely = Yek Tanneh !, despite all treasons. Such a great people. Such a unique & great nation. Now when you see Iranian people in Iran’s public places and how they express their Awareness & Anger and hatred towards Bullies & Barbarians including America & Mullahs / Islamists & all Anti-Iran Barbarians, you cannot admire them. Such a unique & great nation. Greatness is part of the DNA of Persia nation, this Great nation. One day Barbarians were in the majority, but we Iranians defeated them, all of them. But today is different. Today Barbarians are Not in the majority!, and many many many Good guys live in the whole world, and they are with us = Iranians, and against Bad guys & Barbarians! Maybe they are silent, and maybe they don’t help us actively, but they are Good guys and think & talk like us = Iranians! The Mullahs / Islamists betray Iran, and help The Enemy of Iran. But the World’s good guys are with us, and against Bad guys & Barbarians – from Trump to Islamists”

Persian Satire 57 – Some wise Iranians say: “In Iran, Ashura is Iranian and The Day of Condemnation of Tyranny & Treason & Oppression & Inhumanity anytime and anywhere . It’s so so important. Iranians made it such a great & Iranian thing ! Arabs & Jews fast on Yom Kippur = Ashura! But Iranians eat foods publicly, and have a Food Festival ! Jews say: Yom Kippur is the most important Jewish holiday! .. there are Jewish “books” in which Jewish God inscribes all of your names! On Yom Kippur, the judgment entered in these books is sealed !!!! This day is, essentially, your last appeal, your last chance to change the judgment, to demonstrate your repentance and make amends !!!!! [1] And it just shows that the bad Jews and Mullahs are the same shit. Arab Jews & Arab Islamists are exactly the same shit. In their top Jewish websites [1], Jews say: Yom Kippur atones only for sins between Jews and Hashem ! (not about Jewish crimes against other nations !!) .. Yom Kippur is a complete Sabbath; no work can be performed on that day. Yom Kippur fast is a 24-hour fast (!!) beginning before sunset on the evening before Yom Kippur and ending after nightfall on the day of Yom Kippur .. The Talmud also specifies additional restrictions that are less well-known! .. The Talmud says many things including joy and engaging in sexual relations are all prohibited on Yom Kippur !! .. The Jewish Talmud says : children under the age of nine are not permitted to fast !! .. Most of the Yom Kippur is spent in the synagogue, in prayer. In Orthodox synagogues, services begin early in the morning (8 AM) !! .. the main Jewish prayer of Yom Kippur is Kol Nidre … (Kol nidre means all vows can be broken and Jews are allowed to cheat / deceive!) [1] Kol nidre is Jewish Taqqiya! Even Yom Kippur and Kol Nidre show that Jews are so unfaithful and so untrustworthy, and Jews do not keep their vows! Many things should be said about Yom Kippur and Kol Nidre = Jewish Deceptions / Jewish Taqqiya! (we will write more about it later) But it’s important to note that Jews themselves say in their top Jewish websites: Note that all Jewish sins are confessed in the plural : we have done this, we have done that, emphasizing communal responsibility for Jewish sins !! [1] It’s so important. It speaks volume about their Jewish Great Crimes against humanity. The stupid Arabs & Jews say: there is one day in Muharram on which repenting sinners are forgiven !! This “day of forgiveness” on the 10th of Muharram = Yom Kippur = Ashura !! Its what Arab Sunnis = Arab Killers say! Arab Sunnis are those Arab Killers who killed their Imam Hussein = grandson of Muhammad in Jewish Ashura = Yom Kippur! No one can deny this fact that Arab Sunnis are those Arab Killers who killed Hussein. Arab Islamists say many Jewish lies & crap, like: Hussein didn’t drink water in Ashura = Yom Kippur, because Hussein was fasting, and doing the Arab Jewish tradition of Fast of Yom Kippur !! It’s what Arab Sunnis say. Just search the internet ! They say Yazid & Shemr didn’t allow Hussein’s family to drink water, because of the Jewish Arab Fast of Ashrua /Yom Kippur, and because all Jews & Arab Islamists must fast on Ashura day !! Just search the internet, and google for Ashura Yom Kippur etc! But Iranians truly & sarcastically say: Even little children & babies were fasting ?!! Why didn’t you Savage Arabs allow little children/ kids to drink water ?!! Even if you assume that all of them were Jewish Arab Islamists, and all of them were fasting on that Ashura day, you still must say: But little children or little kids of Hussein’s family were Not fasting !, and even according to your Jewish Sharia / Arab Sharia children under the age of nine are Not permitted to fast ! So, Jewish traditions or Fasting cannot justify Jewish Savagery & Arab Barbarity / Inhumanity! The Anti-Iran Arab Jews are so stupid barbarians”.

Persian Satire 58 – The witty Iranians say: “Who can give their ass to Satan & FATA in Muharram, and then talk about Arba-iin or March of Arba-iin ?!!! Yah, only Satan’s men or Yazid’s men ! = Rockefeller Iran Project’s Basijis = CIA’s Islamists who work as Slaves of Masons & Satan! Who can create Turkmenchay and give their ass to Satan, and then they go to Ziarat to thank Satan for No-clear Turkmenchay ?! Which kinds of Satanic men can fuck Religion in this way ?! Which kinds of Evil men can give their ass to Satan & FATA in Muharram, and then they have Basiji March in Azadi Stadium to thank Satan for FATF & Sodomy & giving ass to Satan ?!! The answer is clear: The Ayatollah Satan (Khamenei) who works for CIA & MI6. The Ayatollah Sodomite (Khamenei) who gives his ass to Satan & FATF, and then fart & fart a lot !, because he knows that his End, his Death is near. The Ayatollah Zombie (Khamenei) is a Jewish Zombie who fucks himself & his Islam in a very Bad & silly way! He just shows that CIA & MI6 control him as a mind-controlled slave = zombie, and he is nothing but a Jew Zombie ! The Islam of ISIS / Saudis = Islam of Rouhanis = Islam of FATF in Muharram is nothing but the Jewish Islam of Zombies!”

Persian Satire 59 – Some wise Iranians say: “The Iranian Joke Tellers say funny things. But reality is worse than all jokes. Mullahs, Arabs and their Jewish Islam is a joke ! Do you know the Jewish Occultism and its Satanic sings / symbols including Hamsa and The Jewish Evil Eye in Arab Islam, and among Arabs?! Arabs and Jews say: Hamsa is an important Jewish symbol & a kabbalistic amulet ! (Telesm) Hamsa is the Jewish symbol of an Evil eye embedded in the palm of an open hand ! It’s a Kabbalistic amulet (Telesm), a Jewish amulet, and an Arabic-Islamic amulet! Arabs refer to Hamsa as Khamsa, and use it a lot ! Many Jews and Arabs wear Hamsa !! The Hamsa is a symbol in everyday Israeli life !! (and Arab life) The hamsa is a symbol of Israel itself !!! It’s so funny, isn’t it ?! If you do some research, you can find many things about Hamsa. Almost all people have see an open hand with an Evil Eye in it ! It’s Hamsa = Satan’s hand ! The Hamsa is the Evil hand & Evil eye, but Arab Jews say this Evil eye is watching you & protecting you !! It’s a Jewish Superstition [1] And it’s what Jews say. In the Jewish Islam of Arabs, Hamsa is known Khamsa or the hand of Fatima !! It’s so shameful. Hamsa Hand is a Jewish occult / magic symbol. But Arab Islamists and Jew Arab Mullahs call it the hand of Fatima !!, or the hand of Abolfazl !! It’s so shameful. Hamsa Evil eye is exactly like the Masonic Slogan of Masons: The Big Brother Eye is Watching you! Satanic Jews say: The Jewish Evil Eye is Watching you !! Do research about Hamsa & Evil Eye! Now if you google for Jewish Evil Eye is Watching you, then you find 75 millions search results !! Can you believe it?! The Hebrew Hamsa = Khamsa of Arabs is so Satanic, and it’s so shameful that Arabs refer to Hamsa / Khamsa as The Hand of Fatima and say:Hamsa or The Hand of Fatima has special significance amongst the Sunni Arabs !!! Just search the internet! Sunni Arabs say: Hamas is a symbolic representation of the pillars of Arab Islam!! Sunni Arabs are so so stupid & Satanic. One of the most common symbols included in the Hamsa Hand is an Evil eye! The Hamsa Hand is heavily used in the Jewish Cult of Kabbalah, who uses the name of Fatima a lot !, but in evil things like Black magic, witchcraft, holy whores etc. Jews say: The Talmud does say and instruct to use amulets for their magical powers !! [1] The Jewish Belief in the Evil eye is strongest in Europe & Asia ! The evil eye is significant in Jewish folklore; it is called the “ayin harah” in Hebrew !! [1] But in Persian ayin means Religion, and harah / kharah means donkeys = stupid idiots/ fools !! So, their Jewish “ayin harah” actually means Religion of Donkeys !! (Khar-Mazhab !! Khar Ayin !!) Religion of Idiots/ Fools !! It’s so funny that If you know Persian, you can understand many Jewish names / Jewish things better !! Some non-Iranian experts say: The Evil Eye or the Eye of Horus is an Ancient Egyptian symbol .. Europe’s Satanists, Arabs and Jews wear Hamsa jewelry ! .. In Latin, the evil eye was fascinum, the origin of the English word “to fascinate” ! It’s funny that now they talk about The new exhibition “Hamsa, Khamsa, Khamsa (!!!)” at Jerusalem, Israel (in 2018) and about Israeli Satanic culture and its growing, widespread appeal !!! They say: this Satanic exhibition examines the place of the Hamsa in Arab Jew society today !! (2018) They add: “In our exhibition we have Israelis, Arabs, Jews, Arab Jews and Satanists !! Ottomans loved hamsa, and used Hamsa a lot .. In Arab culture, Khamsa / Hamsa was typically passed down from mother to daughter !! .. Hamsa is actually the Hand of Holy Whore! .. In Jewish-Egyptian culture, the hamsa is associated with Isis-Osiris and (the product of their incest) Horus !! .. the Evil eye in Hamsa is the Eye of Horus! .. (they also say that the Evil Eye that is Watching you is the moon !, the Arab moon !) … a common expression is “Hamsa, Hamsa, Hamsa, tfu, tfu, tfu” !!! the sound for spitting, to spit out bad luck !!! Fuck Arab Jews! Both Arabs & Jews love Hamsa, and use it a lot! Just search the internet ! They refer to Hamsa hand or Satan’s hand as Hand of Mary (Jesus mother), Fatima (Mohammed’s daughter) and Miriam (Moses sister) !! Now even if you google in Persian, for Satan Hand Khamse, Satan’s Eye Khamse Al-e Aba ! , you can find many good pix and good things! If fact, the Satanic Hamsa / Khamsa is not a hidden fact in Iran. The Anti-Islamist Iranians & Anti-Mullah Iranians say many things about it. But now even stupid animals = Basijis talk about it !, as a Satanic thing in their Arab Islam!”

Persian Satire 60 – Some wise Iranians say: “The Iranian Joke Tellers say funny jokes. But now the Jewish Mullahs & Jewish Islam of Arabs is worse than all jokes! The Jewish Islam of Arabs have polluted our Iran. The Jewish Arabs = the Jewish Mullahs from the Satanic Arabia & City of Baal (Baalbek) have polluted our Iran with Arab-Jewish superstitions. Hamsa or Hamsa Hand is a Satanic symbol in the Jewish Religions including Arab Islam & Judaism & Christianity. If you google for Hamsa hand you can find about 13 millions search results! The Jewish Arab Islamists used to say: Hamsa is Hand of Abalfazl !, and your should use it in Muharaam, as a symbol of Ashura! But in our Iran, such things have always been Khorafeh or Superstition (Ajnabi Khorafeh or Foreign Superstition) Since the Safavid era, Arab Mullahs & Jewish Mullahs of Baal-bek (City of Baal) have polluted our Iran. Masons have polluted all countries, even our Iran. The Jewish Masons and British Masons have polluted all countries, even our Iran, specially in the past 200 years – After Turkmenchay & Barbaric invasion of French-British-Russian barbarians to our Great Persia in the 19th century. But Masonic things or Arab superstitions and Jewish Superstitions have always been Anjani and Foreign things in our Iran. Jewish symbols, Jewish Ashura & Jewish Occult belong to Jews & Arabs. Iranians have always referred to such things as Khorafe = Superstitions, and said: Hey idiots, the main message = Iranian message of Karbala myth is important: Fighting against Tyranny & Injustice & Oppression. It’s Iranian value and 100% Iranian and Good. But in Islam of FATF = Islam of Satan = Jewish Islam of Arabs, only Khorafe & Superstition & Hamsa & Evil things including Slavery & FATF & Lies & Deceptions and other 100% Satanic things are good or important! FATF in Muharram is Hamsa hand or Satan’s hand ! Rouhani’s Islam is Satan’s Islam = FATF’s Islam = Arab Islam of Saudi Arabia! But all Iranians fuck Arab Islam = Satanic Islam of Saudi Arabia ! It’s so so important. The Iranian Islam has always been the Religion of Fighting against Tyranny & Injustice & Inhumanity & Oppression & Slavery and real Evil things! We Iranians only care about the Truth, and the Religion of Telling the Truth even in front of the Dictators & Evil men! All Iranians know it. Even Iran’s religious people = real religious people say & said it’s Jahade Akbar ! = the Best Thing of Things = Telling the Truth, in front of the Dictators & Evil men! = the Greatest Fight against Evil Things = The real religion of real god & good people! And it’s the Iranian Islam, or the Iranian Religion since the ancient times. And Who can deny such undeniable facts? All Iranians including the real religious people of our Great Iran know what is the meaning of Telling the Truth, in front of the Dictators & Evil men! All Good guys and all Iranians know its meaning and its importance. It’s Iranian Legacy. It’s Iranian value = Telling the Truth, even in front of the Dictators & Evil men! All Bad guys must know that we Iranians know the importance of our Iranian values, our Great Iranian values = our Miras-e Niakan & Nikan! = our Great Iranian Legacy. Fuck Religion of Semites! But Long live Iranian values ! Long Live (zende Bad) Iranian Legacy! Fuck Arab Islam ! But Long live Iranian values & Iranian Legacy! , including Telling the Truth in front of the Evil men!, and Fighting against Tyranny & Injustice & Oppression & Slavery & Savagery & Inhumanity anytime and anywhere! IF you tell big lies and defend FATF & Slavery & Turkmenchay & Satanic Islam of FATF & 2009 Massacre then you are Shaytan-e Akbar or Koonde Akbar !! = the most stupid Sodomites of Satan!, or KosKhole Akbar !! = the stupidest slaves of Satan ! But all real religious people know what Jahade Akbar means: Telling the Truth, even in front of the Dictators & Evil men! But Mullahs & Islamists & Basijis are Koonde Akbar & KosKhole Akbar & Satan Akbar ! They are like Satanic Jews or American Christians. Now if you google for Hamsa hand Christianity, Islamic hamsa hand and Judaism hamsa hand = Evil hamsa hand = Kabbalah hand you will find millions of things! Now even if you google for Jewish Occult or Kabbalah Fatima Hamsa Evil you find many good things! Do some research! And think about The story of Freemasonry & the All-seeing Eye = Evil Eye ! Now even the Jews confess: The Jewish Hamsa or Arabic khamsah is amulet and originates from a Semitic root which means “five” / hand .. Hamsa is Dajjal’s hand, Lucifer’s hand ! .. Hamsa is a palm-shaped amulet (Telesm ! ) Some experts say: Ancient Egyptian Satanists carried an amulet with 3 fingers that represented Isis & Osiris and the thumb, their child Horus ! .. the amulet was used by Egyptian Satanists .. In Hebrew, the number five is hamesh, and “Hamesh” is representative of the five books of the Torah ! (It’s funny that in Persian, Hamash is a funny term, that means whole of it !, all of it, all books of .. !) Hamsa used in Jewish Witchcraft. But Jewish idiots say: I wear a necklace that’s called a Hamsa as a point of Jewish pride !!!! Arab Islamists refer to Hamsa / Khamsa as the hand of Islam !! In fact, Arab Islamists fuck Islam. Arab Jewish Islamists including Turkish Islamist also talk about Hamsa / Khamsa of Al-e Aba !! = Zir-e Aba ! = 5 holy men of Islam! It’s so shameful, and so Satanic. The Turkish Islamist pigs = Jewish Turk Islamists refer to Hamsa as Pence-i al-i Aba’ !! (Pence is Hamsa) Search the internet. Islamists refer to Hamsa as Hand of Fatima, as Christians refer to Hamsa as the hand of Mary, the Hand of Jewish Mother of Jesus! And Jews refer to it as the hand of Miriam, the Jewish sister of Moses! They say such silly things, while the Experts say: Hamsa is a Satanic symbol of Holy Whore = Isis = female Baal = Baalah = Easter / Isther = The Great Whore of Semites .. Hamsa is a main symbol of Kabbalah .. Hamsa hand is known by many names including Kabbalah hand, Kabbalah Fatima hand. Now most Jews, including Arabs Jews and Kabbalist Jews love this Satanic symbol, Hamsa, and use it as a Jewish Jewerly !! Now, This Satanic Occult symbol, Hamsa, is Jewish Jewelry, for ‘good luck’ thing ! The Satanic Arab Islamists refer to Satanic Hamse as Holy Hamse = Khamesah Tayebah !!! It’s so so shameful, and satanic, like their Islam of FATF & Hamsa = Satan’s hand!”.

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Persian Satire 61 : Some wise Iranians say: “Now you all can see Satan’s hand = Hamsa = Rockefeller’s hand in Muharram! Today, Satan’s hand = Hamsa is FATF ! Satan’s hand = Hamsa is Rockefeller’s hand in Ayatollah’s Aba! Now it’s quite clear who are Jewish agents or Crypto Jews of the CIA Iran Project = Rockefeller Iran Project = The Masonic Basiji Brothers of CIA including Zarif, Salehi, Iraq-chi, Larijani, Rouhani, Khamenei and little shits like Foad Izadi, Nader Talibzadeh, Zibakalam and other little shits = little Arab Jews = Basijis / Khatamists. Now even Jews and Americans say: There were many of the Jewish Spies in the CIA & CFR, including Henry Kissinger and David Rockefeller! Now even stupid animals can see that Mullahs are Arabs or Arab Jews, not Iranians. Since the ancient time, Jews controlled Arabs, and used them as Jewish slaves. It’s a long story. So, lets talk more about the Satanic Jews, who still control Arab cows & Arab Barbarians, and even American cows & Trump! Now even Jews write Jewish Articles like ‘Too Holy To Print (!!!) The Forbidden Books of Jewish Magic, or Ancient Jewish Magic: A Ghostly Trace of the Jewish Occult !! Try to find and read them, specially the first one, in which the Jews say – in Jewish Mass media like Haaretz etc: (Do you know) Jewish magic and Witchcraf at the University of Haifa?! …In a storeroom attached to a Cairo synagogue (they found) hundreds of thousands of ancient texts were left because of the Jewish Occult and Jewish Witchcraft !! .. The storeroom and its contents were discovered in the late 19th century .. Magic and witchcraft have influenced Jewish rituals .. The Jewish Holy Witch, the 17th-century Rabbi Moses Zacuto, wrote a Satanic book, Shorshei ha-Shemot, about Jewish Magic = Black Magic ! .. This book was published in Israel (in 1995) But Strangely, the book was unavailable in stores !! , and could only be purchased directly from its publishers! .. I telephoned one of them, Rabbi Shraga Boyer, and he asked that we meet for an interview ! .. the following day at a street corner in Mekor Barukh, an ultra-Orthodox neighborhood adjacent to shuk Mahane Yehuda !, Jerusalem’s central market ! The rabbis said to me that it was their duty to determine the nature of prospective buyers before selling any copies of this Satanic Jewish Book = Jewish Magic Book !! .. Rabbi Yitzhak Kadoori is Israel’s oldest and perhaps most eminent Kabbalist ! .. This Satanic book was published just months before the assassination of Israel’s Prime Minister Yizhak Rabin in 1995 !! (By using this Jewish Magic Book) the Satanic Jews created a Magical Curse (!!) upon the Prime Minister Rabin before the assassin struck !!! .. (In fact) the Jewish curse (is) incitement to violence, the Jewish curse (is) criminal ritual and Terrorism !! .. But (now Jew pigs see) the Jewish magical curses as threats to Israel’s very political stability ! .. This Satanic book, Shorshei ha-Shemot (like ShaShidim tu Shoma ! = Pissing & shitting on Jewish Religion!) is only being sold to the ( Satanic Jews) who make use of it for Practical Kabbalah !!! .. The Satanic Magical books of Jews, like family recipe books (!!), were typically supplemented from generation to generation by their inheritors !! … The Jewish magic is the object of what the Jewish Sigmund Freud called “holy dread” !!! .. Magic or Witchcraft is part of the Jewish culture! .. the Jews refer to the Satanic Magic / Black Magic as Holy Magic !! .. The laws of magic (kishuf) are the Jewish law (Sharia) .. In Hebrew, magic is called kishuf !! (= Mokashefe! .. Kishuf is like Kashkul of Sheikh Bahaii !) .. In the past, the Jewish practiced Jewish Kishuf when, at Friday afternoon meetings, the Jew witches would create a grown calf (!!) and eat it (!!) !! Can you believe it?! Jewish Crap or Jewish Witch-Crap = Witchcraft is so so Ridiculous and Satanic, but so informative, isn’t it ?! Many thins in such Jewish articles need more attention, including Practical Kabbalah !, Jewish Magical Curse !, What Jew witches do and their Satanic Books of Jewish Magic, that are Too Holy To Print !! Think about it, and do some research about it”.

Persian Satire 62 : Some wise Iranians say: “Even the West’s experts say that Khomeini was a Western agent. In books like Hostage to Khomeini, even their own Robert Dreyfuss details how the West installed the Mullahs. But the better title for this book, “Hostage to Khomeini”, by Robert Dreyfuss is “Hostage to CIA” and also “Hostage to Masonic Mafia”! It’s what has really happened to our Iran. In 1978, the CIA’s Ayatollah suddenly became the mouthpiece of the CIA’s Color Revolution with constant coverage from the news networks, especially BBC & British media! Hostage to Khomeini is actually Hostage to British Islam, or Hostage to CIA’s Islam! Many better books should be written, like Hostage to America = Hostage to Masonic Mafia, because now their own American experts confess that Khomeini was an Illuminati agent and an agent of British. Just search the internet.They talk about the CIA’s Old boys or the CIA’s Big Brothers like Zbigniew Brzezinski, Henry Kissinger and David Rockefeller and refer to them as the CIA within the CIA!! Just search the internet. The so-called the CIA within the CIA created the 1979 Color Revolution of Mullahs, and the Hostage Crisis. And it’s what Non-Iranians & Americans confess now. They talk about ‘The CIA & Rockefeller-Kissinger behind-the-scenes plots to create the Hostage Crisis in Iran. Just search the internet. Trump is a bad ass! Trump is a stupid ass! But all informed people know why & how the CIA created the 1979 Color Revolution of Mullahs, and why Their « Color revolution » in Iran in 1979 is called the Islamic Revolution of Rockefellers! Now in 2018, The Islamic Revolution of Rockefellers create the FATF Revolution !! = the Islamic Revolution of FATF & Estekbar !! that is so so funny and informative like The Revolution of Rockefeller’s Iran Project ! = Islam of Rockefellers! Now it’s quite clear that What happened in 1979 was a « Color Revolution», a typical Color Revolution of CIA & Jewish Mafia / Masonic Mafia. And we all know The Real Causes of the Color Revolutions! Hostage Crisis was Rockefeller’s plan. And it’s what the American experts say. Just search the internet about important things/ facts like Iran Hostage Crisis of Rockefellers, or The Untold Story of Iran’s Revolution ! (As we said before) new books like Waking Up in Tehran: The Untold Story of Iran’s Revolution can show you many things including Khomeini’s ties to the CIA, How the British Mullahs created a corrupted Anti-Iranian Regime, and the CIA cooperation with the Islamic Regime. Now even Americans write articles like The Real Iran Hostage Crisis: A CIA Covert Operation, and confess: Khomeini was not a Che-like figure .. Khomeini was not Iranian … Khomeini had no love for Iran and the people of Iran .. the CIA and CIA’s Islamists created the so-called hostage crisis in 1979 / 1980 … And now we all can see that these CIA’s Islamists –
from AN & Abbas Abdi to Ebtekar & Asqarzadeh – are Jewish Arab pigs or Anti-Iranian Zina-zadeh. They were Rockefeller’s agents, like today Rockefeller’s Iran Project’s agents. They are like Arab Basijis like Abdul-Malek, Abdul-Nasser !, Jabal-Ameli, Talibzadeh, Izadi, Iraq-chi and other Jew Arab faggots = Basijis. Now Iran’s people sarcastically say to America: “Where are the defenders of human rights and democracy now?! And answer: In Savage Arabia, and kill Human Rights! Trump says buy them by money! Give them money, and ask them to kill Human rights !!”.

Persian Satire 63 : Some wise Iranians say: “FATF is nothing but the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) Even their won Mullah TV & Media confess to it. FATF is a product of the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), and CFR Chairman was Rockefeller. It’s not a hidden fact. FATF is equal to Rockefellers and the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR). These Jewish pigs, Rockefellers have created the 1979 Coup, the 2009 Coup & Massacre, IMF Plans and many many other disasters in Iran. Now even the US media publish articles like David Rockefeller & October Surprise Case (2017), and confess that Americans created Hostage Crisis, and DNA of America is Lie & Deception! They confess that the CIA & Rockefellers wanted to steal Iran’s assets, destroying Iran’s images, and paving the way for 1980s war. When a group of CIA’s Arab Barbarians (Basijis) destroyed Iran’s image & prestige & capabilities in 1979, then the CIA asked another group of CIA’s Arab Barbarians & Arab Terrorists to invade Iran in 1980, and to create 8 years of war & death & destruction, to serve the West’s interests. The story of Anti-Iran Plots & Treasons is a very long story. We Iranians have already talked about it (check Archive) and we should talk about it more and more. Now even Americans confess that Rockefeller’s Banks and Rockefellers stole Iran’s Billions of Dollars! The CIA’s Islamists created the hostage crisis, and CIa’s Rockefellers refused to returned Iran’s money, ie Billions of Dollars ! Now they confess that The CIA’s hostage crisis in Iran was a multi-Billion dollar business But we all know that it’s just a very small part of the Truth, because The CIA’s Islamic Revolution & Hostage Crisis in Iran was a multi-Trillion dollar business and created many many Disasters. It’s a very long story (we will write about it later) Now even non-Iranians and Americans talk about The Hidden Hand behind ‘Color Revolution of Mullahs in Iran’! They know that The MI6, CIA and Rockefellers = The Hidden Hand behind ‘Color Revolution of Mullahs in Iran ! And many things should be said about The Geopolitics of the Color Revolutions ! = The Geopolitics of the CIA’s Islamic Disaster of 1979 !, and how America & Britain have stolen Trillions of Dollars of Oil & Gas & Natural Resources of Iran, and how the UK and USA killed millions of Iranians. The Payback time is near. The US and UK have killed millions of Iranians They have Iranian blood on their hand. But the payback time is near. They have stolen Trillions of Dollars from our Iran. And the payback time is near”.

Persian Satire 64 : Some wise Iranians say: “Now you all can see their true colors of their fucking Arab Islam = Religion of Zellat & Nekbat = Religion of Dirty Disasters & Treasons. The Zellat of FATF Islam = FATF Farce and America-Islamists affairs reveal many things, and that’s why our Iranian people sarcastically say to the West: So, now you confess if you impose real pressures on Mullahs, then Mullahs retreat and even accept FATF & Turkmenchay & Zellat ! (Pas mishod Mullah-a ro ba Zoor / Feshar vadar be kari kard !) So, why didn’t you do this in 2009 ?!! (pas chera 2009 nakardid ?!!) And it’s the key question. It’s the key point. It’s the key Fact ! And it’s the whole story !, all main points ! The Satanic America & West say: pressure for Good things or pressure for Freedom or Democracy is bad or evil, or intervention! And that’s why they didn’t do it in 2009 ! But pressure for Evil things or pressure for Slavery & Bullying & Colonialism & Sadism is good, and Not intervention !! But Iranian people are so smart, and that’s why Iranian people sarcastically say to USA & Europe: So, now you confess that if you impose real pressures on Mullahs, then Mullahs do all things for you, even FATF & Turkmenchay !! (Pas mishod Akhunda ro ba Zoor vadar be har kari kard ! ) So, Why didn’t you the West & US pigs do this in 2009 ?!! (pas chera 2009 nakardid ?!!) In 2009, all Iranians asked you pigs to Put real pressures on Mullahs, for the sake of Good things like the real Freedom & Democracy. But you pigs of the West didn’t do it in 2009! It’s so so important. It can easily show all humans the West’s evil intentions and the West’s evil plans. The What and USA hate Freedom & Democracy, but love Anti-Iran pigs including Arab Dictators, Arab Islamists & Slavery & FATF & Turkmenchay & IMF Plans etc. The West and America only support Dictators & Terrorists. Now their own Leader = the Terrorist Trump openly says to their Arab Terrorists & Dictators: We love you ! we’re protecting you! You might not be there for two weeks without us!! And it’s the story of 2009! He reminds them of 2009 Coup! Now if you open your eyes, you can see all their evil plans and all their evil intentions. Their Satanic media whores & Jew Intellects (Noam Chomsky etc) always defend Evil things. In 2009, they defended Mullahs & 2009 Coup or IMF Plans, and now they defend FATF & Turkmenchay & all Anti-Iran Treasons & Evil acts. Now if you open your eyes, you can see what you must see!”

Persian Satire 65 : The witty Iranians say: “American President is a sick Joke, exactly like Arab Islam. America is a bad joke, exactly like UK or Mullahs! In these days, Iranians talk about 1000 Famil = 1000 Masonic Families who control the Mullah regime. In these days, it became clear that even a shitty TV host, Shafi, was a family member of Khomeini ! And Mullahs hid this fact for about 40 years ! Only when Shafi died, they confess that Shafi was their Khomeini’s family = their Pesar-Khale !! = Khomeini’s cousin! As the Iranian female Comedian, Firoozeh Dumas = A Girl of Abadan in America ! , says: In Persian language, My father’s brothers are my Amoo. My mother’s brother is Dye-yee. My mother’s sister is Khaleh. My father’s sister is Ammeh. My aunts’ husbands are either shohar ammeh or shohar khaleh (shohar = husband) depending on which side of the family they are from. But in English, all these men are simply my “uncles” !! And Only one word describes their children in English, “cousin’ !! Whereas in Persian, we have 8 words to describe the exact relationship of each cousin! And it’s true and so funny (“Funny in Farsi” is a book by Firoozeh Dumas = A Girl of Abadan in USA! We will write about it later) Iranians describe the exact relationship of each cousin, like Pesar-Khaleh! (son of Khaleh) that is also a funny term for describing 1000 Famil & Nepotism etc. Persian slang terms like ‘een ham ke Pesar-Khaleh ya Ahl-e Beit daroomad !! = this idiot was their cousin & 1000 Famil / Nepotism, too! actually describe the true colors of the Islamic regime. When even a shitty TV host, Sport TV host, should be their Pesar-Khaleh = Khomeini’s cousin and a close member of Khomeini family, then it’s obvious What is really happening in important sections of their Satanic-Islamic regime. Mullah are Arabs. Mullahs are Arab Masons. Islamists are sons of Satan. And now, after FATF in Muharram, even stupid animals can see why Arab Islamists are sons of Satan. In fact, Satan = Evil Empire of Masons control the Mullah regime”.

Persian Satire 66: Some wise Iranians say: “Masons or The West’s Evil Empire of Lies censor all facts and all parts of history. So, we all should try to re-read and re-think about all things. For instance, Ahmad Kasravi was a Mullah, and most Iranians think that he became Anti-Mullah, and said anti-Islamist things!, and that’s why Kasravi was not so bad. But unfortunately it’s not true. Ahmad Kasravi was Anti-Iran and pro-Arab Islamists. Kasravi was a Bad guy. Ahmad Kasravi was a Bad Mullah & Mullah. Many Iranians still don’t know , or think it’s a myth! Both Mullahs and Monarchists (Pahlavists) are part of the Evil Empire, and that’s why they didn’t allow people to see the Truth and the real Facts. They still tell big lies and try to blind the people to the Truth. It’s so important, and that’s why we all should try to re-read or re-think about Everything, All things. The real intellectuals cannot tell Big lies and bullshits, and work as intellectual whores or Intellectual clowns of the Evil Empire, that means: They cannot work as Apologists & Censors of the Evil Empire!. Amhad Kasravi is not important, but the truths and true facts about Amhad Kasravi are important, for all Iranians & Truth-seekers, because it can reveal the Evil Empire’s tactics. For instance, do you know about Kasravi’s Satanic project of Burning Books ?!! Yah, Burning Books like Nazis & Fascist & all Anti-Iran Barbarians! This stupid Anti-Iran Pig Ahmad Kasravi were burning Iranian books – books of Hafiz, Ferdowsi, Sadi, Nezami, Attar, and all Great men of Persia! But Masons and Mullahs tried to whitewash him. Burning Iranian books, and defending Arab Islam & Islamists is what Ahmad Kasravi has really done, and such facts are Not lies or bullshits of Bad guys and Kasravi’s enemies. Many many Iranians (we included) knew or know that Kasravi was like Islamist-Reformist, Not a wise intellect or a wise man, but this level of Stupidity & Treason & Satanic Insanity – ie Burning Books & Burning Iranian Books of Great Persian writers and defending Arab Islamists-
seemed like a Big Lie or Conspiracy theory! But now it’s clear how Masons try & tried to whitewash their stupid agents in a bloody way! Many many Iranians (we included) knew that Kasravi was a Mullah & Pahlavist, but they preferred to think that he had really changed! They preferred to ignore many things, or say: Ishala Gorbast !! It’s a Persian proverb, that literally means: We hope it will be a Cat, not a Thief or Evil thing ! And actually means: sometimes you naively say to yourself: this weird thing, weird facts & weird sounds are Not real !! I prefer to ignore them! , and to think that a Cat has caused them! All Iranians and normal humans know that we should ignore little mistakes of others. Mistakes are not important, and should be forgotten and forgiven. But the story of Great Treasons & Great Disasters & Great Evil acts is totally different. You cannot ignore, overlook or close your eyes to Great Treasons & Great Disasters”.

Persian Satire 67: Some wise Iranians say: “the story of Ahmad Kasravi is a long story, and so important, and all people must know it (we will write about it later, because this post has become so so long/ large!) The real story of Kasravi is so shameful. Kasravi was a Mullah for about 20 years, not two years! Twenty years is true! Kasravi was a Politician and a stupid member of the Pahlavi regime for about 10 years ! Kasravi Burning books project is a reality, and a real thing that the stupid Kasravi himself and his stupid fans defend it ! They even celebrate it ! Kasravi Burning books project in 1940s, was a Nazi project & Masonic project, because Kasravi was Anti-Iran Mason & Islamist. Ahmad Kasravi was pro-Arab Islamist, and Anti-Iranian But all Bad guys try to hide such facts, by hiding or censoring Kasravi’s books! The main point is that Kasravi’s great mistakes and Kasravi’s great stupidities & treasons happened in his last years, and when he was an old mature man! It’s so important. At his last years of his life, he had become a Cult Leader, and even said that he is a new prophet or messenger (Bar-AN-gikhte !!), and he had created a Cult business (Cult Dokan!) for himself! The Bad guys censor or hide Kasravi’s stupid books = shitty books that Kasravi wrote in his last years! Do you know his shameful books like Hafiz, Shiism (Shia-gary) , Sufism, Dadgah (court) etc?! Now you can find his official website (Kasravi.info) made by his family or fans, and also resources like his own books & his own articles about his life & his Evil acts! Burning books of Hafiz, Rumi, Khayyam, Attar, Ferdowsi, Nezami and all great books of Great Iran is Not a myth or conspiracy theory! But Masons try to hide it, because it’s just one of Kasravi’s Evil acts & Anti-Iran acts! Unfortunately the Truth is that this stupid Mullah, Ahmad Kasravi was Not Anti-Islamist, but he was a pro-Arab Islamist and Anti-Iran Fascist. Ahmad Kasravi defended Arab Islam & Islamists, but attacked Iran & Iranian values & Great men of Great Persia! Who can defend Arab Islam of Arab Barbarians, but attack Great men of Great Persia?!! Who can defend Arab Islamic Barbarians and also burning books & burning Persian Books of Hafiz, Rumi, Khayyam, Attar, Ferdowsi, Nezami and all great books of Great Iran?! This Motherfucker Mason = Ahmad Kasravi wrote a shameful article, the first day of Dey and its story (Yekom Dey-mah va Dastanash!) You can find this article in Persian in the internet. Find it and read it, and see how Stupid & Motherfucker Ahmad Kasravi was! You also must read his Shameful books, including Shia-gary (Shiism), Sufism, What Hazfi says, etc. Of course Read the uncensored versions of these books! (that are about 70 to 100 pages) In the past, you could Not find these books, or you could only find the Censored versions of them – that were 10 to 20 pages! And it’s the reality of the Evil Empire, that is the Empire of Lies & Censorship = the West’s Masonic Empire. When you read his own books & his own crap, you understand why Ahmad Kasravi was a Mason or Turk-e Khar-e Pedar Sag / Dayoos !! = an Anti-Iranian Whore of Evil Empire, who loved Arab Islam & Savage Sunnis or Savage Arab Islamists, but attacked great men of Persia because these great Persians were Anti-Islamist, Anti-Arab Islam, and Anti-Arab Barbarity & Jewish Savagery!“.

Persian Satire 68 : Some wise Iranians say: “Many know nothing about about the so-called Apostasy in Judaism, and Apostasy in Christianity. Do you know Apostasy in Judaism?! What pigs say about Apostasy is Jewish tradition. In Judaism, apostasy refers to the rejection of Judaism and possible defection to another religion by a Jew! The Jewish Bible (Deuteronomy 13:6-11) clearly and shamelessly say: ‘If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend saying you: ‘Let us go and worship other Religions! (or other gods and other ways of life), do not yield to him or listen to him. Kill him !! Do not spare him or shield him. You must certainly put him to death !! Your hand must be the first in putting him to death !! Stone him to death !!!!!!!!! Kill him in a barbaric way !!! Stone him to death !!! So, no one among you Jews will do such an evil thing again !!!! Can you believe it ?! It’s the Jewish Bible! It’s the Jewish tradition ! This level of Savagery & Irrationality & Logic of Sword / Savagery is Jewish tradition. The so-called Sangsar or Stone people to death is a 100% Jewish Tradition. But why the West & Western media censor such facts?! Jews and Arab Jews did this Satanic-Barbaric tradition to those who wanted to have other Religions and other religious ways of life ! Just do some research about it! Their Semitic Judaism or their Christianity is so so Satanic and Barbaric. Do you know what Christians Barbarians did in Europe?! Their Christianity is a synonym for Dark Ages & the Age of Barbarism & Religious Savagery in Europe. In fact, Europe was worse than ISIS / DAESH, and now Arab Barbarians like ISIS just remind you of Europe and the Dark Ages in Europe & Arab Jahiliyyah = Arab Islam = Europe Jahiliyyah! The story of Christian Barbarians & Christian Barbarity is a very long story (we write about it later) Do some research about it ! Trump is not a new thing!”.

Persian Satire 69 : Some wise Iranians say: “American Values is Joke, a very bad joke. Trump is American values! ISIS or Saudi Arabia is America values! This fucking Fascist Terrorist Trump is American values, and And who deny it?! Trump is not the fucking fascist leader of your Free world ?!! Trump is not the fucking fascist leader of your fucking America?!, Iranians sarcastically ask American pigs! And even America’s good guys know that it’s really true. Trump is American values, as Daryoozegi & Bardegi/ Bandegi is Islam of Arabs / Mullahs = Slavery & FATF is Islam of Arabs / Mullahs! Now you all can see that Islamists are slaves of Satan & Great Satan! The Islamic leaders are Arab pigs, Arab cows or Masons! All of them are Stupid Animals, Masons or Traitors. And who can deny such undeniable facts?! All Iranians are aware of this issue. The fucking Islamist-Reformists are the worst kind of Islamists. They created Hostage crisis, and now FATF & Turkmenchay crisis. They betrayed people & people’s blood in 2009, and now create FATF & Turkmenchay & Nekbat of Islam! Now even idiots confess that both Basijis & Islamist-Reformists are worthless shits, and the same shit, and all Iranians hate them so much. Now the so-called Newspapers of Islamist-shits – from Islamist-Reformists to Basijis- are worse than Toilet papers, because no one read them or use them! – even as a Toilet paper !! All Iranians hate them so much, and its what even Islamist-shits / Islamist-Reformists confess now ! Now it’s quite clear that Islamic Masons or Traitors like Basiiis and Islamist-Reformists are Anti-Iranian whores = Mozdoor, Jirekhar, Koonde, Zazil, Haghir Babu and Yabu ! As Iranians say: een Mason-a / Monarchist-a / Islamist-a Beh Khar Goftan Zeki !! , that means: Masons / Monarchists / Islamists are so so worse than stupid animals !! These Islamic Dayoos =Dayoosolah are Masons, and almost all of them are Arab Jew pigs = Anti-Iranian pigs who just betray the Truth, the Good and Great Iran”.

Persian Satire 70: Some wise Iranians say: “Now all people and even all stupid animals can see the so-called Benefits of Islam & Rouhanis & their No-clear Turkmenchay = No-clear Deal with Satan! Rouhanis = Mullahs are Arabs, not Iranians. Now all Islamists are Arabs or Arab Jews, not Iranians. They are stupid slaves & stooges of the West. Now all people and even all stupid animals can see the story of Mullahs & their Islamic Turkmenchay is the story of Eating Choob & Piaz = Eating Onions & Sticks! It’s an ancient Persian story (We have already written about the story of Eating Onions & Sticks in 2013; search Archive) It’s a funny & important story, because it’s the story of Stupid Stooges like Mullahs. It’s the story of today’s Tahrim & Turkmenchay ! = Sanctions & Turkmenchay = Eating both Onions & Sticks! = Mullahs are eating both Turkmenchay & Tahrim (Santions)! And It’s the Death of Mullahs, the Death of Arab Islam. In 2015, we Iranians talked a lot about this fact that Rouhanis = Mullahs Eating both Choob & Piaz = Onions & Stick, and their No-clear Deal is nothing but Eating Choob & Piaz = Eating Onions & Stick! (check Archive) In 2014 and 2013, we Iranians talked about such facts (check Archive) In fact, since the day one (in June 2013) we Iranians have talked about the story of Rouhani & the story of Eating Onions & Sticks ! (check Archive for: Mullahcracy and Illusion of Democracy in America! (June 2013) etc) Since the day one, after Rouhani’s Selection Farce in 2013, we Iranians talked about Choob & Piaz = Onions & Stick, and said to Mullahs: Hey Idiots, your concessions are like eating Onions and Sticks! (June 2013) But now even idiots can see what it means! We Iranians repeatedly said that Mullahs are Arab puppets of the West, and Mullahs are not Iranians. Arabs = Mullahs lick the ass of the West bullies. But Iranians say to the West & Bullies: We Iranians will never give you what you want for threats. If you threaten us and bully our Iran, we will make you regret it (Check archive for posts like [3]: America and Islamists: A Coup, A Lot of Lessons (June 2014), Muharram and Ashura: Iranians vs Oppressors (2013) , Rouhani, Freemasons, Islamic Turkmenchay (2015), Kosher Barbarians and Bully Boys: Kosher Deals !(2015), Illusion of Democracy in America ! (June 2013) etc etc) Rouhani used to say to the West: If you threaten Ayatollah with military force, Khomeini will kiss your hand and run !! [3] If you threaten Mullah with military force, Mullah will kiss your hand and run! [3] But now even stupid animals can see why Iranians sarcastically said & say to Islamists: You Mullahs = Arab Islamists even don’t believe in ‘God and Prophets’ ! If you Mullahs and Arab Islamists believed in ‘God and Prophets’, then you didn’t kill people, didn’t steal people’s money, didn’t tell big lies, didn’t plunder our national resources [3], and didn’t betray Iran & Iranians, didn’t help the Enemy of Iran and didn’t hurt Iran & Iranian! It’s what we Iranians said in June 2013 ! [3] and added: Hey the stupid Mullahs = idiots, you Mullahs are eating both Onions and Sticks! It’s what we Iranians said in June 2013! [3] (check Archive) June 2013 means sine the Day one, oven before the day one! June 2013 was some days after Rouhani’s Selection farce in 2013, even before Rouhani began his work as President of Mullahs & Turkmenchay! Since the day one it was so clear for all wise people or Non-Sheeple that What Rouhanis = Mullahs are doing is Nothing but Eating Choob & Piyaz = Onions & Sticks! [3] And in June 2014 , we Iranians said to Masons: ‘You can rule or fool Iranians only if you pretend that you are a good guy. If you show that you are a bad guy, a bully (an uncultured pig etc) then Iranians will make you regret it [3] Since the ancient time, only If Iranians think you are a good guy, they would like you or care about you. Before 2009, Iranians thought that the West is honest or good, so they cared about the West. But now the West acts like stupid pigs. The West and its stooges (Mullahs etc) even don’t know that If Iranians can see that you are a bad guy or a bully, then nothing, neither penalties, nor sanctions, nor bullying, nor threats and Nothing will stop them from teaching you a good lesson and making you regret [3] (June 2014) And it’s what the ancient Greeks & Romans used to say, since the ancient times, about our Great Persia: If Persians can see that you are a bad guy (bully) or a barbarian , then nothing, neither penalties, nor bullying, nor threats and Nothing will stop them from teaching you a good lesson and making you regret. And it’s a simple fact that the Great idiots like Trump cannot understand it !”

Persian Satire 71: The Wise Iranians say: “Do you know see their new documentary films about new Robots or Robotic spies – like the Age of Robots (2015) ?! Now even the Mullah TV (IRIB) shows new documentary films like The Age of Robots (TV Series 2015) The Age of Robots is a new TV series about new robotic achievements, including robotic bugs, birds and insects as Robotic spies !! It’s so horrible, a very Orwellian nightmare. Since about 20 years ago, it was clear that the new Orwellian nightmare will be a Robotic Orwellian nightmare! And now they openly talk about their robotic insects or bugs that can work as surveillance devices or spying devices !! New spy drones are bugs or insects ! They openly say that the US Air Force was & is developing such Satanic tools!, like a Robotic insect, with a camera and a built-in microphone !, or even with a gun !!, that works as a CIA agent or CIA terrorists to kill people! , or to spy on people! It’s so so Orwellian, isn’t it?! Now in 2018, they openly say: Spider-like robots are capable of carrying out spying tasks !!, and killing tasks !! A six-legged robot that looks like a spider, but moves faster and more efficiently, and works as a CIA spy !! Just search the internet ! A robotic insect or bug with gun (= Magas-e Haftir kesh!! ) is a terrible Orwellian joke or reality?! A robotic bee or mosquito with gun ! (Pashe Haftir kesh !!) is a terrible Orwellian joke or reality now ?! Now in 2018, they openly talk about Robotic cockroaches that work as spying or killer machines ! (Susk-e Haftir kesh ! ) Now in 2018, they talk about Bee drones !!, as CIA’s Terrorist ! Do you know what they can do?! Once the Bee drones are close enough to their targets, they can explode !! It’s terribly Orwellian, isn’t it?! It’s the CIA Robotic Terrorism !! The new kind of American Terrorism will be Robotic Terrorism & Robotic Terrorists! But it’s not a new thing. Since 20 years ago, we Iranians thought about such things, and also about the sick minds who try to create such Sick & Satanic tools and to betray Sciences & Human legacy. US sick minds talk about robotic insects that are actually flying bombs!! Just search the internet! But we Iranians can say to such American sick minds: OK, but what do you think about our Iranian No-clear bombs as small as Bee drone or robotic insects or robotic birds?!! American Sick minds must know that we Iranians are not Not Blind or Stupid! And also, the sick psychos & sick minds that work on the sick & Satanic projects in America must know that they themselves and America will be victims of their own silly Evil games. We Humans, all real Humans must care about the sick Psychos & Sick minds that work on Sick & Satanic projects in the West. Our children and our educated people should Not work for money, on such American projects or Evil projects. If you only care about money, and work for money as a Scientific whore, then you are nothing but an Evil whore. It’s what all children and all educated people must know & must learn. Even a Scientist can become a worthless Whore and an Evil slave, if she or he works for Bad guys and betrays the Truth, betrays the Science, betrays the Human values”.

Persian Satire 72: The Wise Iranians say: “The sick minds of the West talk about Robots as spies! They want to use Robotic insects / bugs as Robotic spies and Robotic killers !! Now many experts and educated people talk about such issues. For instance, check RoboticsTomorrow.com, and their good articles like: A Bug or a Robotic Spy? (2018) Such things are really important (We wanted to, and we preferred to write this post, and the entire post, about this issue and the Age of AI and Robots, But the bad guys and their shitty FATF game, Sanctions game, Blackmailing & Bullying games and Turkmenchay game and other silly satanic games changed our minds) Now the good guys and good experts talk about Orwellian AI = Artificial Intelligence and Orwellian Control. If you google for such facts, you can find many things, including what Americans say: Could Artificial Intelligence Lead to Orwellian Control? (2018) They say many silly things, but a few good things like: Which technology could really benefit humans, and which technology can really hurt or enslave humans ! … AI is Orwellian control ?! (2018) Unfortunately, the answer is Yes ! In this sick world & shitty world, Artificial Intelligence (AI) is nothing but Orwellian control. If people remain stupid or silent, then the evil AI or a Robotic Evil control and surveillance can rule world ! The Sick minds ask Scientific whores to use Robotics and AI to create an “immortal dictator,” a “godlike” entity that rules the world, a new Zahak ! , a Robotic Zahak !! , from which Humans can never escape !!, and it’s what the US Jewish sick minds dream about it. Just search the internet, and see what they say! They use Artificial intelligence (AI) and machine intelligence (MI) as Evil tools. The good guys should not be naive. The Bad guys have sick minds and evil intentions. But they can do Nothing, if the good guys and educated people don’t work for them, for money! Now Americans write articles like The Role of Humans in the Age of Robots (2018) and say (our comments are in parentheses) : If you’ve created a conscious machine, it’s not the history of man. That’s the history of gods !! .. we are on a path which will inevitably lead us to (Terrible nightmares !! ) .. Artificial Intelligence (AI) cannot prove itself as beneficial to the human race! .. The Jewish billionaire is interested in AI and is of the opinion that (it’s a way to enslave) the human race !!… Now Robots learning to behave like humans, and (to hurt humans and to control humans!) .. Industries that are heavily relying on Human emotions (and Emotional games and Emotional control are Satanic & Orwellian industries of the future! ) .. Are you really analyzable and predictable?! (If you are a sheep or slave, and so analyzable and predictable, then ) you are the master of your own destruction by teaching machines how to control you ! (2018) It’s so obvious if you allow Big Brothers, FATF, New World Order, or even Money, Machines, AI and Anything else to control you & control your life, then you are a slave or sheep, and Nothing but a stupid slave or sheep! You cannot call yourself Human!”

Persian Satire 73: Some wise Iranians say: “The West is a bad Joke. Do you know American Superstitions?! USA or Europe is a sick joke! Do you know European Superstitions! and especially British Superstitions, that are worse than all superstitions, because they are exactly like Jewish Superstitions and even worse than them?! Do you know Popular Superstitions in the West ?! Do some research about it! Now you can find millions things about it in the internet! All people must know Jewish Superstitions or Masonic Superstitions = the West’s Superstitions. European Superstitions just show the Death of Europe, the Death of Europe’s Modernity, and their return to the Dark Ages & Medieval Ages in Europe. Trump and Superstitions show that The West is returning to their Dark Ages & Medieval Ages ! Just Google for European witchcraft or Superstitions in Europe, and take a look at millions of search results! You can also take a look at Books like Witchcraft, Magic and Superstition in England ! , Magic and Superstition in Europe ! , 101 American Superstitions ! , A Book of American Superstitions ! , A Dictionary of American Superstitions ! etc etc etc. Do you know what Superstition means?! Do you know Popular Jewish Superstitions that have polluted most countries: Spitting Three Times by saying “pooh, pooh, pooh” !! .. chewing on a piece of thread !!! , if you don’t want Devils chewing your brain !! …Closing Books That Have Been Left Open !! .. Closing Holy Books That Have Been Left Open Because Holy books become Satanic !!! ( = become Jew Holy books of devils & demons!! So, Dar-e Khela ro benand !!! = Closing Jew Holy Books = Jewish Cesspit of devils !!!) .. Placing Salt in Pockets and Corners of the Room !! …Wearing a Metal Pin on Clothes When Embarking on a Trip?! And Do you know Jewish amulets = Telesm?!! Do you know the Jewish Golem?! (Jewish Golem or Gollum in Hollywood) Do you know Jewish Witchcraft = Jewish Jadu & Jambal ?! It’s a very long story (we will write about it later; this post has become a so long post!) Just check the top Jewish websites = [1] The Jews themselves confess that Sneezing on the Truth !! = Shitting on the Truth !! is the job of Jews !! [1] Can you believe it?! It’s not a joke! The Jews say many silly things [1] For instance, the stupid Jews proudly say: Pulling One’s Ears When Sneezing is Jewish .. the practice of pulling on one’s ears when sneezing is Jewish tradition! , to protect you from evil !!! These Jews are really worse than stupid animals! They live in Israel, and their leader is Sheikh Netanyahu !, from the City of Satan!

Persian Satire 74: Some witty Iranians say: “America and their Arab Islamists are Satanists or Masons. And Satanists worship Baal, Black Cube, Black Magic, Occultism, Slavery, Bullying, Bullshit, Barbarism and Big Lies! So, lets their own American / Trumpist / Terrorist/ Terminator-ist language and tell them: Astala Vista Baby, Who is Terrorista Baby ?! .. Astala Vista Baby, US Terrorista Baby ! .. Astala Vista Baby, Jew is Terrorista Baby ! .. Astala Vista Baby, You love Terrorista Baby! .. Astala Vista Baby, You are Terrorista Baby !! … Astala Vista Baby, Who is Islamista Baby ?!! .. Astala Vista Baby, US Islamista Baby ! … Astala Vista Baby, UK Islamista Baby ! .. Astala Vista Baby, You love Islamista Baby !! … Astala Vista Baby, You are Islamista Baby ! … Astala Vista Baby, You Arabista Baby !! Az Bikh Arabista Baby !! (You are too much Arab !! = You American leaders & Trump are too much Arab and Shit-lover !) .. Astala Vista Baby .. Trump Terrorista Baby! Bad Mogolista Baby!! Bad Koonde-ista Baby !! = Bad Faggot-ista Baby! .. Trump Islamista Baby! Trump Kos-Kholista Kheily !! (Trump is a so so stupid pig) Trump Arabista Baby! Trump Saudista Baby!! .. Shit-eater-ista Baby !! Piss-eater-ista Baby !! …. Trump & Trumpista Baby! Go to Hell-ista Baby! .. Fuck Trump Khiely Baby ! (Fuck Trump so much !) Fuck Trumpista Baby! … Fuck USA Kheily Kheily!! (so so much! )”

Persian Satire 75: Some wise Iranians say: “America is Joke! Do you know why Americans write about “Baal worship in America” (2017) ?! Now many talk about Satanism and Kabbalah: From Judaism to Christianity & Arab Islam! Do you know Arabia’s Temple of Baal ?! Do you know their Baal’s temples, Child sacrifice & Holy Prostitution? Do you know Mecca’s Temple of Baal, Black Cube and Child sacrifice in Arabia? Now even Americans write articles like “Baal worship in America” (2017), and say: American Satanism and Saudi Arab Islam are (so Jewish) Barbarism and Satanism have a very deep root in Arab traditions and Jewish traditions = (Semitic traditions) involving child sacrifice, and involving ritualistic prostitution in their holy temples .. We Americans have become a society that is addicted to watching Satanic rituals. I’m sure you have heard America called a new Babylon! But what did they do in Babylon ?! … Child sacrifices at the altar of Baal ! .. Holy Rape and Sodomy at the altar of Baal ! .. Human sacrifices and at the altar of Baal ! .. If you read their Jewish Bible and Jewish Talmud, (you can easily see why) The Jewish Kings are Prophets of Satan (2017) Do you know Occult Symbols and Black Cube?! Do research ! Jews wear a black cube on their foreheads. This Jewish Black cube is called Tefillin The black cube of Mecca (Kaaba) is exactly like Jewish Tefillin. But the main point is that the Jewish Rabbis say: the Jewish Sharia commands the Jews should have the Black Cube (tefillin) as a sign of being Jewish! In fact, the Black Cube is a sing of being Jewish ! Knowing such facts can help you to understand the true meaning of The Black Cube of Mecca (Kaaba)! In Arabic, Kaaba means Cube ! We Iranians have already talked about such facts (search Archive) Kabbalist Jews say Black cube is Lucifer’s antenna!! And do you know the Black Cubes or Kabaa of Masonic lodges in America or UK ?!! Do some research! The Black Cube or Kabaa is part of the Masonic lodges in America! Just search the internet. Now many ask: Why do many Black cubes or Jewish Signs of Satanism exist in America & Arabia?! US Satanists worship Black Cube! So, it’s obvious why American Satanists love Saudi Arabia and Arab Satanists, isn’t it ?! Satanists love Satanists! UK Barbarians are Satanists & man-eaters (Adam-khor) Now some good Britons say: Many have seen the British Queens sacrifice people and eat their flesh and drink their blood .. The British royals are some of the worst. The British Royal family enjoying the killing, enjoying the sacrifice, and eating the flesh, drinking the blood. (It’s like what) British Masons do in their Masonic lodges! So, do some researches about Black Cubes in America & Masonic Lodges ! About Black Cube = Magic Cube and Satanism! The black cube is the great symbol of Satanism. Do some research about Black Cube, Saturn, Occult Symbolism and Satan, that Satanists say: is Not Dangerous !!!”.

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Persian Joke 441: Gazanfar say to Arabs & Arab Islamists: you Arab Jews & Arab Islamists = Semites are the Worst in Disbelief and Hypocrisy !! You Arab Jews & Arab Islamists are the Worst in Disbelief and Hypocrisy !! Do you know who says this ?! Arab say: No, but only you Iranians and other (Good guys) say such things! Jews: It’s Anti-Jew & Anti-Semitism against our Arab-Jew Cults & Occults !! Gazanfar laughs and says : But idiots, Don’t you read your own holy books?! Don’t you Jewish pigs read your own Jewish Bible & Talmud?! Don’t you Arab idiots & Islamists read Quran?! What I said is what Koran says! Even your good Muslims ridicule Arab Islamists, because they know what the Koran says about Arabs, and how and why Arabs are the worst Satanists and the worst Traitors, and the the Worst in Disbelief and Hypocrisy! And it’s what Koran / Quran says! And it’s so obvious why you Arab Islamists even don’t read Quran !!, and only love your Fake Hadith! .. And do you Jews want that I tell you why your own Talmud & Jewish Bible is Anti-Jew, and what says about your Jewish Crimes, Jewish Disbelief & Hypocrisy & Treasons / Disloyalty to God?! ( .. Mikhay begam Pashmaat berizeh?!!) Jews say: Oh, on! Please don’t do it! We thought that you are an idiot ! But now we can see that you are smarter & wiser & better than our Noam Chomsky & Netanyahu & all Jewish leaders !!

Persian Joke 442: Iranians ask Qazanfer: What is your dearest wish?! Qazanfer says: My dearest wish is the End of the World !, or the End of this Millennium in the near future and when God says: Lets change the roles! Now the old Civilizations like Iran / Persia become superpowers again , and US and Europe become shit-hole countries again ! At that time, Americans and Europeans will have Sharia ! , Hijab and other Jewish laws ! , IMF Plans (Yaraneh/ Gayaneh ! ), FATF, Turkmenchay, Internet Filter, Religious Dictatorship, Religious Embezzlements , Religious Farting & Barking, and other Bad things that the slaves of Superpower do in the West! .. At that time Superpower is Persia, and all of the West’s politicians will be stooges of Persia, and all their journalists were slaves of Persia, and all their famous intellects were ass-lickers of Persia … It will be so so Cool, so laughable & so enjoyable .. and Iranians say: Yah, it’s so so cool. But it’s not just a wish! It is actually happening! Just take a look at Europe & USA ! They are returning to their Dark Age & Medieval Ages! And their Trump is just the tip of the iceberg! Their End is near, so so near! The Payback is so near ! All Anti-Iran Barbarians and The West should wait for a lot of Tit for Tat !!

Persian Joke 443: Qazanfar becomes an Economist ! Iranians ask Qazanfar: What is the Poverty Line ?! Qazanfar says: the Poverty Line is an imaginary line (Khat-e Farzi) that I can describe it with an example. If a new luxury SUV car (Shasi Boland ! ) is next to, or beside a shitty Islamic car = KIA shit/ pride! , then the head of KIA’s driver is near the balls of SUV’s driver ( = his crotch = Khesh-tak ! ) and on the same line. In fact, the Head of poor KIA’s driver and the Balls of luxury SUV’s driver are on the same imaginary line. This imaginary line is called The Poverty Line !!

Persian Joke 444: They ask Qazanfar: What is the secret to comedy?!’ Qazanfar says: “It’s like the secret to .. being Donald Trump or Rouhani !! .. Do you know what Trump says in his speeches?! Trump says: Why Iran has acquired the capability to hit the United States with a No-clear weapon ?! Only America should have the capability to hit Iran and other countries with a No-clear weapon!! Why Iran should have serious leverage ?! Only America should have serious leverages like Sanctions, Sadism, Terrorists, Arab Terrorists, Arab Cows / Arab Islamists and other Slaves of Satan ! .. So, now you all know What’s the secret to comedy!

Persian Joke 445: Iranians ask Gazanfar: What is Velayat ?! And who is Vali Faqih ?! Gazanfar says: Vali Faqih is a shameless Sodomite & stupid Faggot (Koonde Vaqih) who gives his ass to his Estekbar & FATF, but at the same time, he talks about Islamic Standards and proposing Islamic Standards = Olgoo-e Islami !! Iranians say: Wow! Koon Midan, Olgoo ham eraa-e Midan ?!! ( = Mullahs giving their ass, but still talking about Islamic Standards?! ) Gazanfar: Yah, these Islamic Sodomites / Faggots are such a shameless Sodomite (een Koonde-ha, Arab-ha = Mullaha, enqadr VaghihAN = FaqihAN !! ) Mullahs giving their ass to their Great Satan, but still proposing Islamic Standards !! (Koon Midan .. Olgoo ham eraa-e Midan !! ) Iranians: Now the CIA’s Mullahs and the CIA’s Khamenei proposing which kind of Islamic Standards?! ( Che Olgoo-ii eraa-e Midan ?!) Gazanfar: Nothing but Bullshit! Pure Crap & Bullshit! Their Islamic Standards are Jewish Standards of Sodomy & Giving ass !! (Olgoo-e Koon Dadan !! ) Islamic Standards of Ass-licking & Ass-kissing !! (Olgoo-e Khayemali = FATF mali !! ) Islamic Standards of Total Surrender & Total Capitulation (Olgoo-e Vadadegy & Daryoozegi & Koondadegy .. !! ) Islamic Standards of Total Treason & Turkmenchay !! (Olgoo-e Turkmenchay & Rezalat & Kesafat ..) Islamic Standards of Total Foolishness & Total Stupidity & Total Shamelessness !! (Olgoo-e Belahat & Hemaghat & Veghahat .. ) This is their fucking Velayat, the fucking Islamic Velayat ! This is their fucking Islamic Standard in recent days / years! And it’s not a joke !

Persian Joke 446: Iranians ask Sheikh UK Queen = Hazrat-e Elizabeth al-Sadat ! : Who is an Islamic Leader or Islamic Saint ?! Sheikh UK Queen says: Islamic saints or Islamic Leaders are those who try to be a good Mason ! , a true Mason! As you all know, we Masons say: a true Muslim is a true Mason ! And a true Mason is a true Muslim ! We Masons also say: a true Jew is a true Mason ! And a true Mason is a true Jew ! We Masons also say: a true Christian is a true Mason ! And a true Mason is a true Christian !! and … Iranians say: and Satan is a true Mason, too ! UK Queen says: Bravo! You Iranians are so smart! Satan is a true Mason, and our Big Brother. Satan is a Jew Brit ! So, Masons are British agents, and serve our British interests. The true Islamic Leaders are Masons = British agents who serve Satan’s interests, by chanting Anti-UK or Anti-USA = Anti-Mason slogans, while they are actually playing games, fool games, to fool idiots & naive people !

Persian Joke 447: Iranians ask Basijis: What did your Arab Islam give us?! (Your Islam .. beh maa chi dad ?!) Basijis say: What do you think? Iranians: Your Islam gave its ass .. to your Great Satan (your Islam .. koon dad !) Your Islam gave its ass or its Namoos to Europe & Colonial powers (your Islam .. Vadad !) But we ask you, What did your Arab Islam give you ?! Basiji1 says: Our Arab Islam gave us Turkmenchay !! (Arab Islam .. Turkmenchay dad !) Basiji 2: Our Arab Islam gave us FATF !! (Arab Islam .. FATF dad !) Basiji 3: Our Jewish Islam & Zionist IMF give us Corruption & Embezzlements, and Poverty for people !! (Arab Islam & IMF .. Faqr va Fesad dad !) Basiji4: Our Arab Islam gave us War & Death & Destruction !! Basiji 5: Our Arab Islam gave us 2009 Massacre & Killing people & Suppression & Oppression !! Basiji 6: Our Arab Islam gave us Zellat & Nekbat & Turkmenchay & FATF .. Basiji 7: Our Arab Islam gave us Nokari-e Ajnabi & Nokari-e Rockefellers & Nokari-e CFR & Billderberg !! (Nokari-e X means: being stooge or puppet of X ) But other Basijis are shocked, and say: Fuck! Fuck Basij & Fuck Islam of Basiji! Do we Basiji know that our Arab Islam is such a Satanic Religion that gives us such Satanic things?! Those 7 Basijis say: We only know what our Aqa = Cult leader tell us! We are Arab Jews, and we just know that Satan is our god, Great Satan is our Arbab = our Master! We Arab Islamists are slaves of Satan & FATF ! And we are proud of it ! … But other Basijis attack them, and revolt, while chanting: Death to Islam of FATF! Death to FATF’s Islam! Death to Islam of Rockefellers! = Death to Islamic Regime of FATF & Rockefellers etc

Persian Joke 448: The life of women has 3 phases : 1. childhood 2. Youth 3. You are still Young and Attractive !! (Cheqadr Khoob Mondi !! ) ! …. The life of Ayatollah or Rouhani has 3 phases : 1. to be Born as a Mason or Arab Jew 2. to live like a Mason or Arab Jew Spy who chants: Death to America & Europe! 3. to die as a Mason or Arab Jew who gives his dirty Islamic ass to Europe & US, and chants: We Mullahs have no problem with Europe = Estekbar !! Our good friend is Europe = Estekbar !! We Mullahs have US Green Card ! We Mullahs are Great Satan’s FATF ! = Fucking Assholes & Traitorous Faggots ( = FATF) ! …. And The life of The Islamic Regime has 3 phases : 1. Barking 2. Farting 3. Making excuses (for FATF etc) and Going to Hell !

Persian Joke 449: Iranian people say: Besides drug addicts and homeless people and careless drives, we should take a drug test (test-
Etiad !) from those who still have a little hope for the future of Rouhani and for saving Rouhani & Islamic Regime of Mullahs from an imminent & inevitable Death & Downfall !! (Hanuz be Ayande een Nezam Omid Daran!! ) Sooner or later Rouhani & Arab Islam of Mullahs & Islamic Regime of Mullahs will go to hell for ever And those who say or hope that it will Not happen, are just drug addicts and Masonic Whores = CIA’s whores and MI6’s prostitutes – who use drugs a lot ! … And Sooner or later means : at some near future, but you are not sure exactly when !

Persian Joke 450: Today’s Iranian girls, who are wise & witty Iranian girls, say: Now we are at such a weird or late age for marriage (tu seni hastim ke) all cases of marriage have ran out or finished ! Boys are either so Good & so Wise that they don’t want to marry ! (they will never marry!), or so Bad & so Stupid that they should not marry !! (they should never be allowed to marry !! = you should never marry them ! ) …. The World’s car industry says that they want to produce a new Car that is Anti-Death ! , that means no one will die from car accident in this car ! .. But the Mullah car industry = the Islamic car industry says that they want to produce a new Islamic Car that is Anti-Life !! , that means no one will be alive after a car accident in this car !!

Persian Satire 76: (It’s a Keyhan-style joke) Qazanfar asks Basijis: What do you think about Khamenei’s FATF ?! Basiijs say: Fuck Khamenei & FATF ! Qazanfar: Who is Khamenie?! Basijis: Khamenei is nothing but a whore. Khamenei is Rockefeller’s stooge = Nayebe Rockefeller! .. Qazanfar: Do all Basijis say such things now?! Basijis: only a small of group of them, who are Arabs, say We Basijis should obey our Satanic-Islamic leader, even when our Islamic leader is a Satanic Sodomite and a Satan’s man! Qazanfar: really ?! Basijis: yah, these Arab sodomites = Basijis say Today is the day of Sodomy Jihad ! & Ass-giving Jihad !! Today is so dangerous! (Emrooz Ruz-e Koon Dadan-e !! .. Emrooz Hava Pas-e !! ) Qazanfar: really ?! So, why are you still Basijis?! Basijis say: Fuck Basijis! We are ex-Basijis! All Basijis are just a small of group. Less than 1% of Iranians. But even we Basajis hate Basij & Basijis & FATF & Khamenei & Mullahs so much. But because of money & only money, we are still among them = Arab whores = Basijis ! Qazanfar says: But it’s Prostitution! It’s Treason! It’s Great Shame .. Basijis say: Yah, we Basijis have lost our Everything, including our faith, our religion, and even our humanity and our honor and our Everything! We Basijis have become Cows or Arabs, too much Arab = az Bikh Arab ! Now even our Basiji media confess that we Basijis have become so Jewish or so Arab Jew! = Rango Booye Yahud (Arab-e Jew-hud) Gerefte-iim !!!

Persian Satire 77: Q: Which kind of Dictators can kill their own shitty journalists and their shitty media whores, but still talk about Freedom & Freedom of Press & Free Speech etc?! A: American Dictators = British Dictators, and their puppets = Saudis = Islamic Terrorists & Barbarians of CIA & MI6 ! … Q: Which kind of Dictators can defend Terrorists and Killers – who kill people and children and even kill shitty journalists and media whores, and even create 9/11 attack?!! A: Trump and America = a shithole country of Dark Ages ! … Q: Which kind of shithole countries say that if the Killers and Terrorists bribe you and give you money, then you can call them your Ally !, and you can ignore their Savagery & Barbarism & Terrorism & 9/11 Attacks etc ?! A: Trump and America = a shithole country of Medieval Ages ! … Q: Which kind of shithole countries say that all kinds of information that can create real Awareness or reveal the Truths are bad and should be censored or boycotted ?! A: UK or America = Evil ! … Q: Do you know why The Truth is the Enemy of America ?! Do you know why The Truth is the Enemy of The West ?! A: It’s so simple. The Truth is the Enemy of Lies !! The Truth is the Enemy of The Evil Empire of Lies!

Persian Satire 78: The witty Iranians say: “Rouhanis, Basijis and Arab Islamists even don’t believe in god and religion! They are exactly like Trump and his Christian fans !! They are Khar Maz-hab and also Sag Maz-hab ! You all know Khar Maz-hab = Stupid Religious fanatics – whose Religion is Religion of Stupid Animals!, Religion of Stupid Mules! But Khar Mazhab is Jewish. In fact, the Satanic Jews have two main groups: Khar Maz-hab, and Sag Mazhab who are also know as Hor-Hori-Mazhab! The Jewish Sag Mazhab – whose Religion is Religion of Jewish puppies and puppets-
even don’t believe in god or in religion, or in anything else! They only believe in money & prostitution! It’s so important both Khar Maz-hab and Sag Maz-hab are Jewish, and two branches of a same Satanic Religion. Religion of Tazi Dogs = Sag is exactly like the Religion of Jewish puppies & puppets. Both groups are Jewish. Both groups are Jews, Arab Jews or Sons of Satan. Sag Mazhab is Trump or Mason = Rouhani / Mullah or Netanyahu = Saudi leaders. But Khar Mazhab are their fans or supporters = Islamists & Christian Taliban & Jewish Taliban! But it’s important to note that one day Sag Mazhab was Khar Mazhab! In fact, most of the Khar Maz-hab finally become Sag Maz-hab! (Khar Mazhab akharesh mishe Sag Mazhab !!) Like most of the Basjis, ISIS, Taliban, US Christians, Islamists & Jews and other Cultists. And the rest of them are being killed ! Only a very few will be saved. And it’s the story of all Satanic Cults & Jewish Religions = Semitic Religions = Satanic Religions

Persian Satire 79: Some wise Iranians say: “As you all know, the Mullahs or Clergymen talk about “the supposed joys of heaven and the sufferings of hell ! , but the Mullahs love the Great Satan’s hell !, and beg for its green cards ! And it’s not a joke. The Mullahs hate their own fucking Islamic Heaven, and love their Great Satan’s hell ! , and beg for their Great Satan’s green cards ! = the Hell’s green cards !! It’s a fact, and all Iranians and Non-Sheeple are aware or it. But this Fact shows that even the Mullahs know that their fucking Islam is Bullshit & Lie, and their Islamic Heaven is worse than all hells !! Their own fucking Islamic Heaven is even worse than Great Satan’s Hell !! So, the Mullahs beg their Great Satan for the Hell’s green cards !! In the US, they have Satanic Cults like Children of God !! And Mullahs = Islamists are part of such Satanic Children of God in USA! Now even the good Americans talk about America’s Christian sex cults: Children of God ! (2018), and say: (children of US cults confess) we American children saw adults having sex in front of us .. We children saw how American adults raping kids in front of us (2018) And it’s Dangerous Cult of Donald Trump (2018) that Americans talk about it. The World of Masons is so Orwellian. Now in 2018, the West’s media confess: The founder of the Muslim Brotherhood was a Freemason; Hassan al Banna was a Masson .. the new unclassified documents also show that The Ideologue of the Muslim Brotherhood was a Freemason; Sayed Qutb was a Freemason (2018) But do you know who has been a fan & lover of Sayed Qutb in Iran?! All media & Mullah media say the Answer is : Ali Khamenei !, and his Heroic Sodomy/ Turkmenchay is actually Qutb’s theory = Masonic theory. Khamenei was the first person who translated & published Qutb’s Masonic books in Iran, and it’s what the Mullah media say! Just Do some research about Sayed Qutb & Khamenei. Now their Islamic media even confess that the Islamic freemason Hassan al Banna’s grandson, Tariq Ramanan works for the Mullah TV (Press TV) ! In the fact, their fucking Mullah TV is a cesspit of Masons & British agents including this notorious Tariq Ramanan who is a Masonic Islamist of Oxford, and also the grandson of al-Banna! , and Banna means Mason! So, How Mullahs should prove that Mullahs are Masons & UK agents = UK Amaleh = UK Banna = Masons ?! The Turkey’s Islamists like Harun Yahya openly talk about their Islam & Global Freemasonry!, and say their Islam is Global Freemasonry !! Can you believe it?! Do some research about British Islam & Global Freemasonry! Today, Reality is worse than all jokes !”

Persian Satire 80: Some wise Iranians say: “Banna means Mason!, and Mullahs are UK Amaleh! Mullahs and Arab Islamists are UK Banna = Masons! Even If you use an English Dictionary, or even a Persian to English dictionary, you can see that Banna means Mason! Banna or Mason means a person who builds using stone, or work with stone! Bannai or Masonry means Building, or Building with stone !! Hassan al-Banna means Hassan Mason = Hassan Rouhani ! The secrets of their Masonic Islam = Arabic Islam / Jewish Islam are so simple, but so important and so informative ! Hamsa or Evil Eye is watching you ! , is a Masonic tradition = Jewish tradition = Semitic / Satanic tradition. The Hamsa is a Masonic Ee in the palm of a hand !! The Hamsa is so so Masonic & Jewish = Satanic. Now if you google for Symbols of the Illuminati: All Seeing Eye and Pyramid , or if you google for Hamsa Evil eye Masons you can find millions of search results !! Even if you google in Persian for Khamse, Hand of Abalfazl, you can find that many Iranians talk about this Jewish-Islamic & Arabic-Satanic symbol !! Iranians say to Islamists: If you Islamist pigs want to become so shocked = Pashmaatun Berizeh ! = Lose your beards & wools, you fools !!, then you must see some shocking pix about Hamsa & Jewish Islam! We Iranians say to Islamists: See this pix ( below pix) or Check this link: h-t-
t-ps://luckyeyedesigns.com/hamsa-meaning.html and many other good links in the internet ! Do some research! Now Arab Islam = British Islam is Freemasonry (British Islam hamoon Freemasonry-e !) Arab Islam is Zionist Judaism! Do you know the sexy Islam of Maddona & Kabbalah ?! The sexy Madonna is Maddah !, or Jew Islamist singer !! The sexy Madonna is Maddah of Arab Jews !, or Jew Arab singer ! The Holy Whore of Kabbala = Madonna = Jewish Whore of Hollywood & Kabbala use Hamsa & Satanic symbols of Arab Jews as her Jewish Jewelry. The Holy Whore of Kabbala = Madonna loves Mecca & Kaaba & Satanism & Black Cube, Hamsa etc ! Do some research ! It’s not a joke ! As yourself: Who are followers of the Jewish Cult of Kabbalah = The Satanic Cult of Kabbalah ?! Kabbalah’s Jewish followers are Satanist whores like Madonna, Brittany Spears, and Demi Moore and many other Jewish whores of Hollywood & Christian America & Arab Islam!! Many experts refer to the Kabbalah as the Cult of Hollywood ! Hamsa is so Satanic, but Hamas is like Hamsa !! , isn’t it?! The Zionists created this Jewish Islamist Terrorist group of Arabs = Hamas ! = Hamsa or Hamas ! And you all know that Hamsa or Hamas was and is so Anti-Iran & Anti-Iranian. Who help Saddam in 1980s, in his Satanic war against Iran?! And who still see the Satanic Arab Saddam as their hero ?! The answer is clear: The Anti-Iran Arab Barbarians like Hamas or Hamsa, Arab Hamsa of Netanyahu ! Freemasonry is so Orwellian. Many called it “the synagogue of Satan” or the Church of Satan ! The Freemasons Became Pope; The Freemason Became Ayatollah; The Freemason Became Prophet o “false prophet”, like Trump & Mormoms & Bahais & Arab Muftis etc. In America, Christian Masons and Christian Zionist talk about the Second Coming of Jesus Christ !! , exactly like Jewish Mullahs! Do you know The Occult Masonic symbols or Occult Symbols = symbols of surveillance = All-Seeing Eyes etc ?! Now even the UK’s good guys say: All-Seeing Eyes surveillance has always played a huge part in British dictatorship and Jewish Tyranny .. Witchcraft is rampant in Britain .. (Harry Potter shits is just the tip of their iceberg) .. The Evil eyes are the symbol of Transport For London, the London’s mass-transit provider !!, exactly like the all-seeing Eye = Big Brother in George Orwell’s 1984 ! .. Secure beneath the watchful eyes, their poster says, CCTV and Metropolitan Police on buses are just your Big Brother blah blah !!! … But no one likes the idea that every movement they make is being monitored by Big Brothers .. But the message the British billboard is communicating is the all-seeing eye is good ! (Satan is good !) There is a mentality that everyone is potentially a criminal !!! … For those of us who know the occult and the Illuminati, the feature that stands out above all others is the All-Seeing Eye = Satan’s Eye of Masons in the UK (2018) And it’s what the good Britons say now. All-Seeing Eye occultists use many amulets (Telesm), like an amulet around their necks! = a Qalade = a Dog Collar ! The All-Seeing Eye represents the Luficer, BAAL, Satan himself ! The Brits say: the greatest examples of Satanic Witchcraft = Masonic Witchcraft is found in the House of Windsor, in London ! .. What is an occult definition of a symbol? What is a magical symbol? The true magic symbol is an image which hides an inner meaning. This meaning is usually cunningly hidden behind a form … It’s so Orwellian, so Satanic”.

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Persian Joke 451: In Rouhani’s family = Khamenei’s family = Islamic Regime they have an Islamic Cabinet like this: Wife: Minister of Anti-Welfare ! .. Mother of Wife: Minister of War ! .. Sister of Wife : A Spy & Double Agent ! .. Mother of Husband: Minister of Etelaat = Minister of Spying Agency ! .. their family Kolfat / servant = Minister of Work & Workers ! .. Sister of Husband : Minister of Post & Bazresi ! = Minister of Communication !! .. Brother of Wife : Minister of Embezzlement !! .. Brother of Husband : Minister of Dozdi (Stealing money) = Minister of Oil ! .. Father of Wife: Minister of Ershad ! = Minister of Islamic Guidance !! (Islamic Guidance = Gaiidan!) .. Father of Husband: Tash-khis Maslahat !! = Mullah Senate ! and so on and so on! The Islamic Regime of Mullahs is a Family Farce ! , a Family Farce of 1000 Famil ! (= 1000 Masonic families who control Islamic Regime & all things)

Persian Joke 452: The witty Iranians say: “Do you know what is the Best of Best things?! or the Best Joys?! It’s playing Arab-games in front of the stupid Arab Cows! (Joloye Arab-ha Arab-Bazi dar Avardan !!) Playing Jewish tricks in front of the Jews ! (Joloye Jew-ha Jew-hud-Bazi dar Avardan !!) Playing Mullah games/ tricks in front of the Mullahs ! (Joloye Akhund-ha Akhund-Bazi dar Avardan !!) Playing British tricks in front of the British pigs = UK Queen of pigs ! (Joloye Englisi-ha Englisi-Bazi dar Avardan !!) Playing American games / tricks in front of the American leaders = American shits ! (Joloye Americai-ha Americai-Bazi dar Avardan !! = Trump-Bazi dar Avardan !! = Kos-Khol-Bazi dar Avardan !!) Playing American games or US tricks means Playing Trump games = childish games & Ultra-stupid games of American idiots & US clowns = US Presidents! .. And all of this means: In front of the Bad guys, you use their own Logic & their own language & their own games ! , and show these Stupid Bastards = the Bad Guys that you know them & their silly games so well, better than themselves !!

Persian Joke 453: Qazanfar was so skinny. When he went for Military service, the officer said and wrote: This boy is exempt from military service, because of physical disability (Zaf-e Jesmani) Qazanfar became so happy, and said: Oh, Thank God! Now I want to get married, to have a wife! The officer added: and because of mental disability !!! (Zaf-e Aqlani !)

Persian Joke 454: In 2018, and after about 50 to 60 days after Ashura, people hear the voice of Islamic Farting & Barking & Yapping (Zoozeh & Goozeh) from Khamenie & Rouhani’s neighborhood ! They ask a Basiji: What has happened?! The Basiij says: the team of Rouhani and all men of Khamenie & Rouhani have been trapped in a dead-end path !! (Lashkar & Daste-e Aqa = Daste-e Rouhani tuy-e Kooche Bon-Bast gir-karde !! ) It’s the dead-end path of FATF !!

Persian Joke 455: Messages on Ghazanfar’s Answering Machines: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position ! … I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you ! … Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management !! , or to become Trump or Rouhani !!

Persian Joke 456: History teacher asks Gazanfar: Can you name some Monarchs and dynasties of Iran’s modern history ?! Gazanfar: Yah, Nader Shah, Fatal Shah, Reza Shah, and these Kos-K(..)Sha !! = Mullahs (in Iran, Iranians use very funny F-words about Mullahs that the rhythm of its words sounds Sha/ Shah or Shash etc ) …. History teacher asks Gazanfar: Can you name a Shah or King that was a puppet of the West & Colonial powers?! Gazanfar says: Yah, Reza Shah and these JaakeSha !! = Mullahs = shitty Islamic pimps!

Persian Joke 457: They ask Qazanfar: Do you know the 12 Imams?! Can you say the name of them? Gazanfar says: I know them, but not in this way! I don’t know their name; I just know them by their face !! (Age bebinam Mishnasam ! ) … And if you are a Christian, this joke should be changed in this way: Gazanfer is Christian! They ask him: Do you know the 12 disciples of Jesus Christ ?! Can you say the name of them? Gazanfar says: I know them, but not in this way! I don’t know their name; I just know them by their face !! … And if you are a Jew, Gazanfer is Jew! They ask him: Do you know the 12 tribes of Israel ?! Can you say the name of them? Gazanfar says (the same thing!) … And Gazanfer himself adds: And if I were a Zoroastrian ( = a follower of the Persian Religion) then when you ask me: Do you know the 12 commanders on the side of Light & Goodness?! Can you say their name?! I say the same thing! But I also add: You must know that almost all Good things have Iranian roots ! And as you all know almost all Evil things & Satanic things have Semitic Jewish roots and European Barbarian roots

Persian Joke 458: Iranians ask Gazanfar: Who are the most stupid people in Iran’s history?! Gazanfar says: Shah and his MalekeSha !! = his apologists !! , and also Khomeini = Rouhani & Khamenei = these JaakeSha and their MalekeSha !! = their apologists ! = BBC whores, VOA whores and other Media whores – who are exactly like Trump and his MalekeSha = his apologists ! … And one day Gazanfar went to Abadan, and asked an Abadani guy: How much you pay for your utility bills, especially your water bill here in Abadan? Abadani guy say: It’s normal, but lets take a look at my last bill – that I have not paid it yet .. Oh, Volak, it’s 1 million Toman !! I think these Islamist shits ( = Mullahs / Rouhani) or God have put the price of the Last Rain of Abadan in my bill !! (beh Gamunom eena oon Barun Akharie ro zadan be-Hesab-e mo !! )

Persian Joke 459: Q: What is Trump doing in his spare time?! A1: Trump is studying America Morality = Satanic Morality = Christian Morality in his spare time ! A2: Trump is teaching Morality to his Arab Terrorists in his spare time !! … Q: What is Rouhani doing in his spare time?! A: In recent days, the Mullah media report that Rouhani is fucking himself (Khodet Bemal !) in his spare time, and then trying to study The Methods of British Treasons = The CIA’s Methods of Treasons in his working hours, because Rouhani wants to become the Greatest Traitor = Stupidest Traitor in Iran’s history ! … Q: What is Khamenei doing in his spare time?! Khamenei is doing drugs in his spare time, and then trying to study How to Become a Great Mason, or How to become a puppet of Rockefellers by implementing Zionist IMF & FATF plans in his working hours !

Persian Joke 460: Am Iranian kid watching TV, and TV shows a documentary film about Animals ! So, kid asks his father: Daddy, do donkeys get married ? His father, Qazanfar, says: Yah, in this shitty world, only donkeys and stupid animals get married !! … And in these days Rouhani says to his British masters: I hate all Iranians, because they call me stupid animal etc .. But his British masters say: Iranians just tell Truth! So, we Masons hate the Truth! Iranians are able to prove what they say! There are many facts that show & prove that you Rouhani are Stupid animal ! Iranians just tell Truth ! So, we Masons should hate the Truth!

Persian Satire 81: The witty Iranians say: “In these days, the Mullah TV shows TV ads about their new Comedy films in Ashura & Moharram! , and say for instance: It’s a new film, full of joys & comic scenes & excitement ! (film-i sarasar Hayajan .. ! ) Khamenei Gave his Ass to Rockefeller & FATF ! (Khamenei beh FATF koon dad !) This is a new Islamic-Satanic film, full of Treason & Ass-licking & Ass-giving & Ass-kissing ! (film-i sarasar Bemal Bemal & Khayemali .. ! ) Rouhani & Khamenei Gave their Ass to CIA & FATF ! But do their Islamic Ass-giving & Islamic Ass-kissing save their fucking Islam & Islamic regime ?! (Aya Koon dadan-e Khamenei beh Rockefeller & FATF vey & Regime-sh ra Nejat Khahad dad ?! ) If you want to know the answer, you should go to the Islamic Cinema = Islamic Shithole / WC, and see this film ! (Bia Khodet Bebin & Khodet Bemal !! .. Boro Khodet Benin & Bemal !! ) This film is a unique film about all Islamic lies, all Islamic paradoxes and all Islamic Crap & Bullshits = Islamist values of Arab Barbarians = Satanic values of Savage Semites ! (film-i darbar-e Malidan , Mast-Mali, Khaye-Mali & BeMal BeMal-e Islami .. va Islam-i ke Malid !! ) You should go to Islamic Whorehouse = Islamic Regime = Islamic Toilet / WC = Islamic Parliament = Islamic Tavileh = Islamic Animal House, and see this Islamic Erotic film ! , that its name is: Islam of FATF in Muharram!!”

Persian Satire 82: Qazanfar says to Basijis: Lets talk about Barakat of FATF = Benefits of FATF = Benefits of your Arab Islam !! FATF is one of Barakat of Islam !! = Benefits of slam !! Your koon dadan = Sodomy is Barakat of your Arab Islam! (Barakat = Benefits) Your Zellat & Kheffat = your humiliation is a Barekat = Benefit for us = Iranians !! Barekallah !!! Barekallah !!! (read it with Azeri accent !) You fucked yourself ! You fucked your Arab Islam! You fucked your Islamic Regime! Barekallah !!! Barekallah !!! (= Well-done ! God fuck you ! = Arab god / Satan bless you !!) You show that Hezbollah is Pashmollalh ! = Pashm of Mullahs ! = fools & wools of Mullahs / Masons ! Barekallah !! Mashallah Pashmollah !! Che Kooni Dad Hezbollah !! (well-done! You badly fucked yourself ! Hezbollah badly giving its ass, to Satan & FATF! Well-done !! You Islamists fuck yourself & your Islam so well !! Well-done !! ) Thank God that you Arabs show and prove that your Arab Islam is so Satanic & so Jewish, and Hezbollah is Hezb-of-Ball ! .. Hezbollah is Pashmollalh ! = Fools & Wools of Satan! And your fucking Islam is Islam of FATF = Islam of Satan = Islam of Arab Jews. Barekallah !! Marhabaa!! = Well-done !

Persian Satire 83: The witty Iranians say: “The FATF farce shows that Basij or Hezbollah is Pashmollah ! = fools & wools of Mullahs & Baal & Baalah! ) Now the Basijis sing and say to themselves: Mashallah Pash-mollah !! (Go bless fools & wools of Mullahs !! ) Mashallah Pashmollah ! Chiz Raft tu Koon-e Hezbollah !! (a Big Thing went into the ass of Hezbollah!) Mashallah Pashmollah ! FATF ham Raft tu Koon-e Hezbollah !! (Oh, shits! even Satanic FATF went into the ass of Hezbollah!) But Just look how their British Brothers and BBC defend Rouhani, and also Pahlavists & Mullahs & Monarchists and all Masonic Mercenaries = ShaShollah !! = piss & shit of Baal & Baalah =Shahollah ! = piss & shit of King & Shah !! Now all Iranians and also all sane people can see that Pashmullah and Shahollah are actually Dayoosolah or ShaShollah !! = piss & shit of Big Brother ! The ShaSholah are Monarchists, Mullahs and Masons and all Mercenaries. The Masons & Monarchists openly say: Javid Shash ! = Long live Piss & shit !! = Long live Queen & Shah ! = Long live Big Brother ! Their Cyber mercenaries = cyber whores openly defend Shash or ShaShollah !! And openly and shamelessly say: Javid Shash ! = Long live Piss & shit !! Their cyber army of Whores & cyber whores are 2-cent whores or 2-zari whores = Bache kooni = Mason-zadeh = Zena-zadeh = Taj-zadeh ! = ShaSh-zadeh = born of piss and shit. They work for the CIA & Evil Empire. They are a very very very small minority, but they and their bots / robots are so active in the cyber space, because the CIA & Evil Empire is behind them. But in the real world, where their bots & robots don’t exist, the real people chant and say to them: Pashmolla or ShaSholla went to Khela be-mola !! (went to shithole, to shithole of History for ever !)

Persian Satire 84: Some wise Iranians say: “Iranian jokes are funny, but now even the US media say and confess: The real nightmare is that the world is laughing at the United State On Sep 25, 2018 !! .. At the United Nations General Assembly, the nightmare came true!! Now America is the butt of the globe’s jokes! ..’ The world is laughing at us,” Trump said in October 2016 : The world is laughing at the stupidity of what we Americans have done with Everything !! … (And now in Sep 2018) Trump tell new (Jokes & bad jokes) at the UN: In less than 2 years, my administration has accomplished more than any other administration in the history of our country !!!! .. It’s a standard Trump line (of Big Lies), which Trump (and Mullahs) usually deliver in front of two primary audiences: Supporters who believe it, and Reporters = Media Whores who just scoff and shake their head, knowing it’s not true !!!! (Sep 2018) Can you believe it?! It’s a great confession about American values, American Journalism and American Stupidity, isn’t it ?! In fact, America & Mullahs are the same. Trump’s speech to the UN and all reactions to Trump were so informative! The Nazi Terrorist Trump said: We reject the ideology of Globalism and accept the doctrine of Nationalism (Nazism) !!!! It’s a great American confession, about their return to the age of Tribalism & Primitivism ! (Badaviat !!) Trumpism is Tribalism and Barbarism of Stone Ages! And it’s the Death of America! America is not a nation! America is not a fake country and a Masonic-made nation. They are a fake nation. Almost all of them are immigrants! But the real Nation is Persia, the oldest country on Earth, with thousands of years of Glorious history. The Big Loser of Tribalism & Nationalism is America! = a fake and new-born country that almost all its people are immigrants! Even Trump and Trump’s parents were British or German immigrants !, not Americans ! Even Trump is not American! Obama was not American ! Most of the Americans are immigrants, not natives = aboriginals! The Big Loser of Tribalism & Nationalism is America! America is a Big Loser. Even in their shitty game of Tribalism & Nationalism, our Iran = our Great Persia is the Winner ! We Persians have thousands of years of Glorious History of a Great Nation! America is a Big Loser, even in their new Evil games! America and its Terrorist allies = America and its Arab allies are rootless Barbarians like ISIS / DAESH = Satan’s sons. Now all Humans and All Good guys hate America and its Terrorist allies. Only stupid animals like them! America sows chaos, death, and destruction. They do not respect their neighbors or borders, or the sovereign rights of nations. Instead, The West’s pigs and America plunder all nations resources to enrich themselves and to spread mayhem across the Middle East and the world. All Iranian people are rightly outraged that the US and the UK have stolen Trillions of dollars from Iran’s treasury and Iran’s oil. But the payback time is near. We Iranians cannot allow the world’s leading sponsor of terrorism = America to possess the planet’s most dangerous weapons. We Iranians crush America! And If they threaten our Iran or our world = the Human world, then we all = all Iranians & all Good guys threaten Anti-Iran Barbarians = Anti-Human Barbarians (including America & its Terrorists allies) with Total Destruction & Fire & Fury & Going to Hell for ever ! The End of America’s Evil Empire is near “.

Persian Satire 85: Some wise Iranians say: “Arabs whores like al-Pahlavi are Arabs, not Iranians. The al-Pahlavi and al-Pahlavists = all Pahlavists / Monarchists are Mason-ist or Satanist whores of The Evil Empire. They are Anti-Iran Clowns or Crowed Clowns, and in our Iran only Guillotines are waiting for al-Pahlavi (Reza Pahlavi) and Pahlavists and their return! The history of Guillotine and the history of Guillotine in French Revolution is a long story (we will write about it later) But you all know at least part of it ! So, you all know why Iranians say: In Iran, only Guillotines are waiting for Monarchists = al-Pahlavi (Reza Pahlavi) and Pahlavists = Masons and Anti-Iran pigs! You all know what it means! Iranian people are making or preparing Guillotines for welcoming Monarchists = Anti-Iran Masons = Pahlavists with Guillotines. Al-Pahlavi is Arab Jew, or Anti-Iran Mason. Only shits (Goh) and Goh-Shifte can like him. The story of Goh-Shifte is so funny! It’s the story of How a Gol-Shifte becomes Goh-Shifte! = the story of a Celebrity that was Gol-Shifte (Flower-lover) but when she went to the West, she became a shit and an ass-licker of Farah Pahlavi = Ajuzeh Pahlavi, and so became a worthless Shit (Goh) and Goh-Shifte (Shit-lover ! ) If you became a political whore, an Anti-Iran whore & Shit-lover = Mullah-lover or Pahlavi-lover or BigBrother-lover, then you actually become Goh-Shifte ! (Shit-lover ! ) So, all humans must know How a Golshifteh becomes a Gohshifteh ! Sometimes you can say, for instance, this or that person is like Golshifteh or a shallow celebrity; and their acts just show How childish & shallow they and their views are. But a Gol-Shifteh can easily become Goh-Shifteh (shit-lover) if she tries to make a complete fool of herself by working as an admirer or apologist for Shah & Arab Dictators & other Evil forces. Now it’s clear that GolShifteh was a Mongol, or MonGol-shifteh ! (retarded, or retard-lover! ), like her Dayoos Father, who worked for both Savak & Mullahs / Masons. Gol-Shifteh was actually MonGol-Shifteh !! (retarded, or retard-lover ! ), that’s why she thinks Iranian people are blind or stupid, but American Barbarians and European barbarians are blah blah! A Goh-Shifteh = MonGolshifteh is a political whore, who knows Nothing but Ass-licking & Treason! This Islamic-Masonic whore GolShifteh has become Anti-Iran & Anti-Iranian Whore, and can show you why all Iranians hate a stupid Anti-Iran whore = MonGol-shifteh !, and How Golshifteh becomes Gohshifteh ! Only a GohShifteh or MonGolshifteh can defend Arab Barbarians or Dictators / Shahs. Sometimes you can say that they need more times because they are too ignorant and having little knowledge or experience. But if they deliberately & repeatedly defend Bad guys & Dictators & Evil forces & Anti-Iran Barbarians, then we all see them as MonGolshifteh (retarded pig) or Goh-Shifteh (shit-lover). We Iranians have No problem with nudity or sex. We Iranians don’t care about what you wear or not wear! We just care about what you do and say about Iranians & The Truth & The Good & Human values, and also about Anti-Iran Barbarians & Evil forces. In fact, we just care about Human values = Iranian values. Today everything is clear, and If you defend Anti-Iran Barbarians & Evil Forces – from Trump & Rouhani to Putin & Pahlavi & Rajavi & UK & France & Saudis & ISIS & Islamists / Zionists etc- then you are a stupid bastard or Bad guy. If you defend Trump or Tyranny & Turkmenchay, then you are a stupid bastard or bad guy. Everything is clear”.

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Persian Joke 461: Gazanfer becomes a wise Religious leader / Cult leader ! , and says to his followers: Shah, Cult or Religion is something that is always good & useful , even when it is so so Bad & so harmful ! .. Shah, Cult or Religion is something that is always Holy and from God ! , even when it is so Satanic and Barbaric ! .. Shah, Cult or Religion is something that is always Justifiable and Logical ! , even when it is so iillogical and unjustifiable ! .. Shah, Cult or Religion is something that is always Rational & Spiritual ! , even when it is so irrational and so Satanic ! .. Dictator, Cult or Religion is something that is always Anti-American & Anti-Imperialism ! , even when it is so Satanic, accept IMF & FATF’s dictates, approves FATF & No-clear Turkmenchay, serves the West’s interests, and obeys America’s orders !! And the Jewish Noam Chomsky loves such Cults / Religions so much!

Persian Joke 462: Gazanfar ask idiots: Who do you waste your money on cigarette, and converting your money into smoke ?! But idiots say: Who do you waste your money on foods ?! Foods become shits after digestion! So Why do you convert your money into shits! … And Gazanfar says: Wow! Such a bad smart asses / idiots! And that’s why the Messages on Gazanfar’s Answering Machines (for idiots) are: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation! Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received ! … You are receiving this automatic notification because I am in there. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all !

Persian Joke 463: They ask Gazanfar: What is Revolution ?! Gazanfar says: Revolution means a Big Change (Degargooni) ! They say: what do you mean?! Gazanfar says: Lets give you an example. Revolution means: Before 1979, Iranians prayed in their home, and drank wine in the streets ! But after 1979, Iranians prayed in the streets!, and drank wine in their home ! .. Before 1979, Iranians went to mosques, and hated sexy films or porn! But after 1979, Iranians hate mosques, and love sexy films! .. Before 1979, Iranian people were so stupid, and only a very few Iranians were wise, educated, open-minded and pro-Iran & Anti-Islamist! But now after 1979, only a few Iranians are so stupid, uneducated or pro-Mullah = pro-Ajnabi = pro-Islamist! Now Iranian people are Smart, Wise, Educated, Open-minded, pro-Iran and Anti-Islamist & Anti-Mullah = Anti-Monarchy = Anti-West puppets ! Now almost all Iranians know that Masons, Mullahs and Islamists are the West’s puppets = Ajnabi & Nokar-e Ajnabi !

Persian Joke 464: Gazanfar had a cattle ranch (Gaw-dari) One day the WHO’s vets came and said to Gazanfar: Rouhanis love the Great Satan’s New World Order, including WHO & IMF, and even FATF that is Not part of UN ! (FATF is not even a part of UN !! FATF is CFR of USA & G7 !! ) So we are here to ask you: Which kind of foods you give to your cows? Gazanfar said: I use local foods like the peel or skin of local fruits ! .. So, he was fined 1 million Toman by WHO! The Next month, the WHO came and said: Which kind of foods you give to your cows? Gazanfar said: The Best Foods !, like Kebab ! Hot Dog ! Hamburger and Pizza !! So, this time he was fined 5 million Toman by Vets! … The Next month, the WHO came and said: Which kind of foods you give to your cows? Gazanfar said: I don’t know ! I just give them money, and the cows themselves go and buy their foods !!!

Persian Joke 465: Gazanfar says to his girlfriend: You are in my blood ! you are in my heart ! You are in my whole body ! … But his girlfriend doesn’t show any reaction! So, Gazanfar says: You are in my blood ! you are in my body ! And you know, I went to see a doctor, and the doctor said : you Ganzafar has a Parasite in your body and blood !! (ANgal dari !! ) … And they say to Gazanfar: What is Parasite ?! Gazanfar says: Parasite is a Partner or small animal that lives with your or inside you and gets its food & everything from you ! .. In Fact, Parasite is a Mullah! Parasite is a Pahlavi / Shah! Parasite is a Pofyooz like UK !

Persian Joke 466: (some ancient Iranian jokes) When I was in the desert, said Mula Nasruddin one day, I caused an entire tribe of savage Arab Barbarians to run! “However did you do it? ! ” asked an Iranian. Nasruddin said: “Easy. I just ran, and they ran after me and my money!! … And one day Gazanfar asks his wife’s mother: God accepts which amount / which percent of your prayers ?! His wife’s mother says: 50% ! Gazanfar: really ?! How do you know?! His wife’s mother : because I asked God to give me a Khar Pul son-in- law ! , that means he will be both Donkey (stupid) and Wealthy! But now my son-in-law is only Donkey (so stupid), not wealthy ! So God only accepts 50% of my prayers !!

Persian Joke 467: A Great Idiot and a Great liar, Trump and Rouhani, were talking to each other. Rouhani said: One day I went to jungle, and two lions attacked me! I killed one lion, but other lion killed me and ate me ! Trump said: But you are still alive, and have a life ! Rouhani said: Which life?! Do you call my life a life ?! My life is a shit, not a life ! … And If you become a wealthy man, even your Pashm = your wool (hairs) become so valuable and worth a lot of money! If you have doubt, just ask Hajj Abdullah !! (Hajj Abdullah is a stupid Islamic brand that producing Pashm-ak ! = Wooly candies !! or candies that are like wool ! )

Persian Joke 468: Gazanfer became a salesman! One day, a man ask him: How much is this coat? Gazanfar says: 1 million Toman! The man says: Oh! It’s so expensive! How much is that coat? Gazanfar says: Oh, Oh ! Two Oh !! … And a Basiji married an Arab! One day Basiji was watching an Islamic Adult film! But suddenly he saw his Arab wife in this Adult film! So, Basiji said to himself: Thank God that it’s just a film ! Thank God that it’s just a movie / film, not a real thing !!

Persian Joke 469: Gazanfar steals electricity from street cables ! But every 1min he has no electricity in his home! So, he tells his story to his expert friend, and asks him: Why?! for 1min I have electricity in my home, and then for 1min I have no electricity in my home! Why?! This country and its electricity is so shitty, isn’t it?! So, his expert friend does some research, and finally sees that Gazanfar has stolen electricity from Traffic light !!

Persian Joke 470: Qazanfer goes to America ! And after studying American behaviors says to his friends: Do you know Why did Iranians invent alcohol? .. So American pigs like Trump can get laid too! .. Do you know What does an American leader and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They are both empty from the neck up ! .. And do you know what is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Black man or a dead Arab Jew in America? A: Skid marks in front of the dog !!

Persian Satire 86: The witty Iranians say:Gazanfar is praying a lot !, after FATF-gate and after all humiliating defeats of Arab Islam & Mullahs – from Saudi defeats, ISIS defeats, Turkey’ss Islam defeats, No-clear Turkmenchay, FATF Farce, Trump-Islamists scandals, The CIA’s Iran projects of CIA’s Mullahs etc etc. So, they ask Gazanfar: Why are you so happy?! Why do you pray a lot so happily ?! Gazanfar: Thank God that their Arab Islam is been fucked so badly! Thank God that we Iranians can see the humiliation of Mullahs & their Arab Islam ( = Khaari & Zellat-e Islam-e Arab & Akhundi !) Thank God that we Iranians can see the Death of Arab Islam & Islamists ! Thank God that we Iranians can see their Islamic Khefat and their Islamic Koon dadan ! (giving ass), and How Mullahs and Islamists Koon midan beh (give their ass to ) their Great Satan & CIA & FATF & Zionist IMF ! Thank God that now the world and all humans and all animals can see that what our Iranian people have repeatedly said about Mullahs & Islamists = Stooges of the West is true, absolutely true. Now Iranians say to Islamists: Islam, Islam, een bood Islam-e-toon ?!! Chiz to Koon-e-toon !!, een bood Islam-e-toon ?!! (You fucking Islamists / Mullahs always said: Islam, Islam! Now it’s clear that your Islam is FATF! Your Islam is Great Satan! You Islamic Sodomites = Arab Islamists revealing all secrets ! ) Thank God that their Arab Islam Kood dad ! (gave ass to Satan!) Thank God that their Vali Faqih Vaadad & Koon dad ! ( their Islamic Leader gave his ass to FATF & Great Satan) Thank God that their Arab Islam & Islamic Regime Vaadad & Koon Dad & Zanu Zad / Ter Zad !! ( = the fucking Arab Islam & Islamic Regime give up and go to hell for ever!)”

Persian Satire 87: the witty Iranians say: “Now the Ayatollah UK and The Ayatollah BBC issue many Fatwa = FartWar ! In one of their new British Fatwa = FartWar, they say: If an Anti-Iran whore is so so Anti-Iranian, then you should refer to this Anti-Iranian whore as Iranian-UK = Iranian of UK !! In British Islam of Mullahs & Ayatollah BBC, War is called Peace ! , Censorship is Freedom !, Kachal is Zolf-Ali ! (Bald is called hairy! ), Arab Jew is called Iranian! , British Barbarian is called Civilized ! , British Barbarism is Civilization ! , Cannibalism is called Modernism! , and British Barbarity is Morality!! So, If someone is a British Barbarian = Mason and also an Anti-Iranian Bache Kooni, Zina-zadeg, Khayemal, Dayoos, Pofyuz, Qoromsaq, Koon-Nashur ( = Anti-Iranian Faggot, Ass-licker, Sodomite, Pimp and a shitty Whore with an Arab dirty ass ! ) you can refer to him/ her as UK’s Iranian or Iranian of UK !! = Anti-Iranian Barbarian of UK = Ayatollah BBC ! = Monarchist = MEK / MKO = Mercenary = Mullah = Anti-Iran Whore! All of them are the same shit !”

Persian Satire 88: Iranians ask Sheikh Trump : How a group or a country can become your America ally ?! Sheikh Trump says: It’s so so easy! For becoming an America ally, you should : 1 be an Arab Islamist Terrorist like our Saudi Arab Barbarian brothers ! 2 be a an Arab Islamic Terrorist who has created the 9/11 attacks! Our America loves the 9/11 attacks and its Arab terrorists so much ! 3 be a an Arab Islamic Terrorist nation like Saudi Arabia who has created ISIS / DAESH, Taliban and other Islamist Terrorists with the help of our CIA ! 4 be a an Arab Islamic Terrorist country like Saudi Arabia that openly kills journalists – even our CIA’s Arab journalists and our Arab media whores ! 5 be a Killer and a Dictator and a Terrorist and a Fascist, but it’s not enough! You must be Anti-Iran & Anti-Iranian = Anti-Truth & Anti-Good & Anti-Human values It’s so so important ! But Iranians say to Sheikh Trump : So, in this way, the Mullahs are your America allies, too! But why do the idiots think that the Mullahs are not your puppets / allies?! Sheikh Trump says: because these idiots are so so stupid ! When we Americans support Saudi Arabia and the Arab Islamic Terrorists of the 9/11 attacks, it’s so obvious that the Mullahs are our fake Enemy = our stooges / allies, too! But we and our CIA support Mullahs secretly ! It’s our secret !

Persian Satire 89: Lets take a look at Trump quotes ! : these people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive! To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I’m so good looking !! Donald Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims, but Not Arab Islamists & Arab Islamic Terrorist, entering the United States !! Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest !- and you know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault that you are not a great idiot like me !! “You know, I go to Washington and I see all these politicians, and I see the swamp. And it’s not a good place. So, I fuck myself !! .. I said we ought to change it from the word swamp to the word cesspool or, perhaps, to the word sewer !! Trump is a sick joke ! = Trump is a Jew Arab Joke!

Persian Satire 90: (It’s a Keyhan-style joke) Basiji 1 says: In these days people fuck Trump & Arabs, mock Trump & Arabs and refer to Trump as Abu Arab !! , that means Father of Arabs ! Trump is Father of Arabs Basiji 2: Yah, Abu Arab Malid ! Dar-e Araba Malid ! (Trump is fucking Arabs!) Abu Arab, Arab ra Gaiid ! (= Abu Arab / Trump fucks Arab Cows! The Father of Arabs = Trump is fucking & doing Incest with Arabs!! ) Saudi Islam = Arab Islam Malid ! (Arab Islam is fucked up!) Qazanfar says: Yah ! But you Islamists / Basijis are Arabs, not Iranian. And all Iranians fuck your Arab Islam & Islamists. Now all Iranians ask: your fucking Islamic love affair with FATF & Great Satan is which kind of Heroic Fuck & Sex position?! (Maalesh bood, Gaayesh bood, ya Saazesh bood ?!! .. ) and answer: there is no difference! Now Iranians sing new funny songs like (sing or read it in Vazir-e Shoar style!): Rahbari Koon Dad beh America ! (Arab Islam’s Leader gives his ass to America!) Akh Jaan! Hala: Marg bar America !! (It’s Great! It’s the Best time to say: Death to America & Arab Islam! ) Rouhani Koon Dad beh America! (their Rouhani gives his ass to US! ) Hala baa ham: Marg bar America! (So, all people must say: Death to America & Islamists! ) een Islam Koon Dad beh America ! (this Arab Islam gives its ass to USA ! ) Akh Jaan! Hala: Marg bar America ! (It’s Great! It’s the Best time to say: Death to America & Arab Islam! ) Baasiji Koon dad beh America! (Basijis give their ass to America ! ) Chiz tu Koonesh ! Marge Bar America ! (Fuck Basijis & Islamists! Death to America ! ) Islamist Koon dad beh America ! (Islamists give their ass to Great Satan! ) Tof beh Qabresh ! Marge Bar America! (Fuck Islamists & Basijis! Death to America ! ) Feizieh Koon dad beh America ! (Qom’s Hawzah = Feizieh give its ass to FATF & US! ) Rid tu Diinesh! Marg bar America! (Fuck their Islam ! Fuck Arab Religion! Death to America! )Akhund ham Koon Dad beh America ! (Mullahs give their ass to FATF & USA! ) Akh Jaan! Hala: Marg bar America ! (So, it’s the Best time to say: Death to America & Ayatollahs! ) Now all Iranians and all sane people can see that Mullahs = FATF = Great Satan = America = Arab Islam & Islamists!”

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Persian Joke 471: They ask Qazanfar: What is the symbol of worthless Barbarians?! What is the symbol of Medieval Barbarians & Terrorists of a worthless shithole of Dark Ages?! Qazanfar says: Jew or Arab Clothing ! If you want to show that someone is a worthless Barbarian, you show them in Arab Clothing – like Trump in Arab Clothing, Netanyahu in Arab Clothing etc etc ! Saudi or Arab Islamist and their Arab Clothing is the main symbol of the worthless Barbarians, Medieval Ages, Dark Ages and the Uncivilized & Uncultured savages who are so so worthless! .. Q: You all know Saudis or Arab Islamists are so worthless Barbarians. But do you know who is more worthless than Arab Barbarians?! (Past-tar az een Araba kie?!) who is more worthless than Arab Islamists = Arab Barbarians = Saudis? (Past-tar az Arab-o Tazi-o Saudi kie?!) A: It’s clear. Trump and those who support these worthless Arab Barbarians!! … And Who is worse than Satan?! Those who Dance with Satan! .. Who is worse than Trump, and more worthless than Trump?! Those who Dance with Trump!, or with Satan’s FATF !

Persian Joke 472: The witty Iranians say: As you know, British Barbarians = British cannibals ( = Man eaters = Adam Khora) are worse than Arabs & Jews = Locust-eaters & Piss-eaters! (Malakh-Khora, Shash-khora!) But there is a funny & famous joke about The British cannibals, who worked for an Asian Computer company! One day the company says that One of their developers has disappeared. So, the leader of the British cannibals says to Brits: ” Which of you idiots ate the developer?” One of the British cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the British cannibals says: “You FOOL! For four weeks we’ve been eating team leaders, managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now YOU ate one developer and it got noticed. So hereafter please Don’t eat a person who is working !!

Persian Joke 473: The witty Iranian Men say: Only 20% of all Men have brain ! (Aql daran!) Other men have wife ! (zan daran !! ) … The witty Iranian women say: Only 20% of all Men have brain ! (Aql daran!) Other men have a very stupid tendency to fuck and to be fucked !! About 80% of men have a stupid tendency to fuck themselves and their family !! … And A foreign journalist asks Rouhani (or a Basiji): How do your Islamic Embezzlements work ?! How Do you steal public money / people’s money in Iran?! Rouhani says: It’s so simple! Do you see that welfare project in frond of you? Journalist says: No! There is nothing here. There is no project and nothing here! Rouhani says: Exactly! But this Nothing or Nothing Project is an Islamic project that we have spent 4 Billions of Dollars on it !! = We have put that 4 Billions of Dollars in our pocket !! (Hamin Hichi 4000 Billions Kharj bardashte !! )

Persian Joke 474: A group of Iranian girls love the Persian letters P and Kh so much ! These Iranian girls love Pul Kharj-konan ! (spend money!) Pesar Khar-konan! (deceive boys!) Pethar Kham-konan! (fool their fathers ! ) Pride Khord-konan ! (destroy pride cars / destroy pride of people ! ) Passport-begiran, Kharej-beran ! (Get a Passport and go to foreign countries / foreign travels ! ) Porroo and Khosgel bashan ! (Become so rude and so beautiful ! ) and so on and so on !

Persian Joke 475: (Two Persian joke made by Parviz Khatibi in his Tozih al-Latayef, 1985 ) The Islamic Regime says the import of Foreign Products has been banned ! But Iranian people say: So, how these Foreigners (= Mullahs) and Foreign Products = Basijis & Mullahs have been imported here ?!! … After the 1979 Disaster, even Celebrities and Artists have changed so badly; Fardin has become Bidin ! (irreligious! ) Iman-verdi has lost his Iman (= faith) ! Mahasti has lost his Hasti !! ( = all her properties) Ramesh has lost his ARamesh ! (=her calm & good life) Malek Motie has become Moti ! ( = slave ! ) Emad Ram is not Ram ! ( = not Relax ! ) and (Bahman Mofid is not Mofid ! = not good or useful !! ) and Aqili has become Muslim bin Aqil !!!

Persian Joke 476: A group of Iranian boys love the Persian letters B and K so much! The Iranian boy love Kos Bo.. (fuck pussy!) K.. Bezanan! (deceive girls!) Kolo-yom K-words BegAN ! (Use F-words = K-words a lot in all times! ) Kos-sher BegAN ! (Say Crappy things & Bullshit alot ! ) Kar-nakonan! Buss-bokonan / Booq-bezanan! (don’t do work ! don’t have job !! Just do sexy things!) Kole-zengedi ro Bega-bedan ! (Fuck the entire life ! ) Kolan Berinan beh-zendegi ! (Shit on everything ! ) Koskalak Bazi-konan ! (just play silly games) Kolo-yom Bazi-va-badesh-zari-konan ! (All days play video games and silly games, and then weep a lot ! ) and these Boys Kolan Bokhar-mokhar-nadarn ! (are goods for nothing ! ) and so on and so on !

Persian Joke 477: In these days, in Iran and Tehran, almost all people use a lot of F-words (Fosh) against the Mullahs & the West at most times! But there is a little difference between different parts of Tehran – as a symbol of Iran: (1) In Southern Tehran, they curse Rouhani and use F-words against Mullahs = Rouhanis & Islamic Crooks of MI6 & CIA for about 20 hours a day! Now Islamic Crooks live in Northern Tehran; now most of those who live in Northern Tehran are Mullahs/ Basijs, or Rouhani’s supporters! (2) But even in Northern Tehran, they curse Rouhani and use F-words against Mullahs = Rouhanis for about 10 hours a day! And in the next 10 hours day, they use F-words against UK & USA & those who live in Southern Tehran!, because these idiots supported the Mullahs in 1979 ! (3) In Central Tehran, they curse Rouhani and use F-words against Mullahs = Rouhanis for about 10 hours a day! But it’s not the whole story. For the next 5 hours a day, they use F-words against UK & USA & those who live in Southern Tehran ! , because these pigs supported the Mullahs in 1979 ! And For the next 5 hours a day, they use F-words against Europe & Trump and those who live in Northern Tehran, because these pigs help Rouhanis / Islamists now !

Persian Joke 478: (It’s like a joke made by Parviz Khatibi in his Tozih al-Latayef, 1985 ) Who is this Arab pig, Bani Sag ?! Bani Sadr was an Arab / Arab Jew who became the first president of Mullahs. Even his name Badi Sadr is 100% Arab, and shows that Badi Sag is 100% Arab or Arab Jew. Badi Sag is a Father Sag; his father was an Arab Mullah! Bani Sag has a P.H.D in Islamic Economy (= Eqtesard-e Tuhidi ! = Tu Ridi !! = You just shit ! = Moqarebati ! = Masonic Economy of Mullahs!) But Bani Sag has a P.H.D in Islamic Economy from France’s Freemason universities! The Arab Bani Sag defends Jew Arab Islam, (IMF Plans & FATF ) and other Zionist plans of Mullahs & the West, but call himself an Iranian, or Islamist Socialist !, like Noam Chomsky !!

Persian Joke 479: In Tehran Taxis, Iranians are cursing Mullahs, fucking Mullahs and mocking Mullahs. But in a taxi when an Iranian (guy1) says: the Mullahs are whores and pimps ! the guy2 says: Why do you insult ?! The guy1 says: What?! Do you still like or support Mullahs ?! And the guy2 says: No, never! Fuck Mullahs. But why do you insult whores and pimps ?! Mullahs are so so worse than whores & pimps !! Compared to Mullahs, whores and pimps are saints & angels !! …. And In these days, a Mullah leaves an Iranian Taxi, says to taxi deriver: Brother, Calculate us ! / Calculate our cost ! (maa ro Hesab kon!) And Iran’s taxi drivers say: We fuck you Mullahs, not calculate you! Fuck Mullahs! Go to hell Mullahs! (Ey Akhund-e Dayoos, Maa tho ro AN ya Tokh-memoon ham hesab nekonim !! )

Persian Joke 480: The witty Iranian say: “Rouhanis = Mullahs love the Arabic language & other Satanic languages = Anti-Iran languages, and Arabic letters D and K so much! Mullahs love Dorqu-began Kos-began! (to tell lies & big lies & bullsits ! ) Dozdi Konan ! (to steal money !) Dayoosi-va-mozdoori Konan ! (to be whore and mercenary of the West) …Koon-bedan Dorost ! beh FATF & Great Satan, (to give their dirty Arab ass to FATF & Great Satan) Dayoos-basahan & Koonde-basahan! ( to be Arab Sodomite & Whore of CIA ! ) .. pishe FATF & Great Satan Dola-beshan & Koon-bedan ! (to allow FATF & Great Satan to fuck Mullah ass & Arab Islam) Dari-vari-began , Kos-sher-telavat-konon (to tell lies a lot, and to bullshit a lot ) The fucking Arab Mullahs, and their fucking Arab Islam, talked about The Day of the Greatest Terror !! But now they should talk about The Day of the Greatest Koon-dadan beh (giving ass to) FATF & Great Satan = the Day of the Greatest Shame ! = The Day of the Greatest Terr zadan !! (Ter zadan means: shitting, making terrible mistakes in a shitty way) = the Day of the Death of Arab Islam Now after FATF-gate, Iranians use those D and K letters of Mullahs, and say to Mullahs: Dige Koon-dadid !! (Now all people can see that Mullahs are Sodomites and slaves of America !) Dige Kolan Khafe-shid ! (So, Shut the fuck up Mullah! ) Dige Kolan-bemirid ! (you Mullahs must Die !, fuck off ! ) Dige-chiz Kardid tu Islam-etoon ! (From Now on, all people should only fuck you & your fucking Arab Islam! ) Dige Kolan-be-gaa-raftid ! (All Mullahs will go to Hell soon) Now after giving your dirty Islamic ass to FATF & Great Satan, you Islamists and your fucking Arab Islam of FATF must go to hell for ever !

Persian Satire 91: Some wise Iranians say: “The Iranians philosophers = the good philosophers of Persia used to say, and still say Death is inevitable, and All people die ! But the main point is that How they live, Which works of them remain after them = after their death, and how the world & history remember them. Many people disappear or vanish forever, and only some people remain forever, because their good works remain. After your death, the people and future generations don’t say, for instance: which kind of cars or vehicles you had, which kind of house you had, which kind of luxury shits you had, how much money you had. But if they remember you !, they only remember your good works/ good legacy, and how you did a good & immortal work in your life. So, only idiots care about money a lot ! And they disappear or vanish forever, like those died in 10 thousands years ago! After their death, they become like 7-hezar Salegan = those who died in 7,000 years ago! After your death, there is no difference between you and 10-hezar Salegan ! who died in 10,000 years ago! So, you should always ask yourself: Which kind of people remain forever (che kasani mimanand !) and Which kind of people vanish and go to Hell forever ! (beh Fuck-e Fanaa miravand !) If you live like sheep and care a lot about money and fashion, silly fashions of your times, then you go to hell forever! Only those who work to create a real good legacy will remain – their name or their work or their Legacy remain (name-sham, asar-e shan, Miras-e shan) Today, you don’t ask that Ferdowsi or Avicenna or other Great Scientists & Scholars had which kind of luxury donkey/ horse/ car or Palace! You only ask about their works, because it’s the only important thing, and it will remain forever. So, Don’t be whores ! Don’t be sheep! Don’t be mercenary ! Try to be Human ! (Adam Bashid ! ) Live like Humans (Mesl-e Adam!) But If you are like Trump or Rouhani and being a Human or normal person is so hard for you ! (Agar Adam budan baratoon kheili sakhte !! ), then you are a sick Pig / Psychopath, and you should try to find a good vet = animal doctor ! (berid ye Pezeshki, Dam-pezeshki peyda konid ! ) Only a good vet = Doctor of animals ( = Dam-pezeshk ! ) can help or cure you !”

Persian Satire 92: The witty Iranians say: “The Arab Barbarians and Arab Islamists are so worthless barbarians, and that’s why their Arab Religion is so worthless and so Satanic. They just try to steal and copy from Iran & Iranians & other Civilized nations (QerQereh konon/ Bedozdan ) but in a very shitty way. Now these stupid pigs talk about Rules of Joking in Arab Islam!! It’s a so worthless bullshit, but because it’s so laughable and shows the truths of Arab Religion & Arab Identity, let’s take a look at it. Arab pigs use Satanic Hadith = fake Hadith and Jewish Hadith and Arabic-Barbic Hadith, and say: ‘Uthman (God fucks him!) said: The amount of joking should be so small, like the amount of salt in one’s food !!!! .. the Arab Prophet said: “Do not laugh too much (!!), for laughing makes you sick (!!!) .. ‘Umar ibn al-Khattaab (God fucks him!) said: “Whoever laughs too much or jokes loses respect among Arab Islamists !! ( = Arab barbarians) … The Arab Prophet said: “You must laugh little and weep much !!!! Can you believe it?! Do some research about it! Arab Satanists = Islamists have no shame and no brain. They say: laughter and jokes are against Islam of Arabs!! So, you all must tell jokes and make jokes more and more, as much as you can!! It’s the best fight against Arab Islam = Satanic Islam of Arabs = Jewish Religion of Arabs! The best joke is when Arab pigs talk about Joking in Arab Islam!! Arab Islamists say laugher & Joke is bad, but Savagery & Slavery is good ! Their Arab Islam is a Satanic joke. Their fucking Arab Islam is so Satanic = so Jewish, and worse than all Bad Jokes. Arab Islamists say: the Sunni Imams including Sufyaan ibn ‘Uyaynah (God fucks him ! ) said : Joking is not right, it is to be denounced! It’s Sunnah !!!! Joking is against Arab Sunnah! (= Arab traditions of Arab Islam) Joking is against Islam of Arabs !!! Laughter & jokes are against Arab Islam ! What Arabs say is quite clear, isn’t it ?! Their Satanic Arab logic is so ridiculous and laughable. Arab Barbarians say: Don’t laugh ! because laughing make you human! But you must a slave !, a slave of Arab God = a slave of Satan! The Arab God is Satan = Baal / Baalah = Jewish God who hate Human values = Iranian values. Arab Islamists say: Iranian people joke too much and it becomes a habit for them. This is the opposite of the serious nature (savage nature) which is the characteristic of Arab Islam & Islamists !! And it’s not a joke ! Just search the internet !, and their Satanic Arabic resources. ‘Umar ibn ‘Abd al-‘Azeez (may God farts on his face & his sick mind !! ) said: “Fear joking (!!), for it is folly and generates laugh !! And it’s not a joke ! It’s exactly what Arab Islamists = Arab pigs & Saudis say!, and call it Rules of Joking in Arab Islam!! Arab Islamists & Saudis are such worthless barbarians of Medieval Dark Ages. Arab Islamists & Saudis are such worthless Arab barbarians who hate Iranian values = Human values Now Arab pigs repeat the Iranian jokes, but pretend that these Iranian jokes are Arab Jokes!. The Motherfucker faggots have no shame! These Arabs are so Worthless Shits. Dozdi & Rahzani = Thievery & Robbery is Arab Tradition and all informed people know it, and also know Why Arab Religion is based on Arab Thievery & Robbery!

Persian Satire 93: The witty Iranians say: “America loves Satanic Islam of Arab Terrorists & Satanists, because America is so Satanic. Why you cannot find any related results, when you google for the Satanic Islam of Arabs or Arab Terrorists?! The answer is clear: Because the CIA or America is behind the Satanic Islam of Arabs & Terrorists = Saudis Only when you omit this Satanic word Arab, you find millions of things! The Satanic America & Trump support the Satanic Islam of Arab Terrorists = Saudis, and now in Oct 2018, the whole world can see this undeniable fact, and the whole world laughs at Trump & America & The West who support the Satanic Islam of Arab Dictators & Terrorists = Saudis etc. America is so Satanic, and that’s why they love Arab Terrorists & Arab Islamists. Now even good Americans talk about Satanic America and Inside the Sex Cult of ‘Christ’ !! (2018) or Inside the Sex Cult of Jesus !! (2017) , and say:” Maybe the Jewish Jesus was like the Jewish King Solomon! … and King Solomon had lots of sex slaves & concubines !!! (more than 700 sex slaves!) Now all good guys say the same things, in all around the world – from Great Persia to North America ! Now even the good Muslims – who hate Satanic Islam of Saudis & Arab Terrorists & Arab Dictators- talk about good things like Satanic Islam, or Sexy Islam! They talk about Harun’s Houris !! They know Harun Yahya, and sexy Islam of Turk Arab Jews! Just search the internet, and see what the good Muslims say. The Good Muslims are good guys, who say many good things. For instance, they say: if you want to know Harun Yahya, all you need to do is check out the main website of Harun Yahya: h-t-t-p://harunyahya.com ! .. Read Articles like : An analysis of the Harun Yahya enterprise !! or The Mahdi wears Armani: The bizarre world of Harun Yahya ! The Good Muslims are pro-Iran, pro-Truth, pro-Good, but anti-Lie, anti-Barbarity, anti-Charlatanism, and Anti-Arab Barbarians. So, as Americans say: God bless The Good Muslims ! Turkey’s Harun Yahya is a Turk Jewish Sodomite & Sex Pervert who claimed to be a Savior !! He claimed to be a Jesus or a Mahdi !! Tell them “I am the Jesus, the Messiah = Jewish Mehdi = Jewish King = Jewish savior of Jews or Bani Israel !! Turkey’s Islamist Harun Yahya says! Turkey’s good guys say: His Masonic-Islamic books are available in several languages in Islamic bookshops around the world !!! A wide range of websites also spread his views (that he has said) in His Masonic-Islamic books (= his Satanic-Islamic books) !! This Jew Islamist Harun Yahya call himself the Mahdi !!!!! The Mahdi Wears Armani (!!): An Analysis of the Harun Yahya Enterprise, is a book by Solberg, a Western (Masonic scholar ! ) Turkey’s good guys are pro-Iran, as the good Arabs are pro-Iran, and the good Jews are pro-Iranian & pro-Persia. We Iranians never said, and never say, that all Arabs or All Jews or all people of a country are Bad guys or anything else. But America and Trump attack all Iranians, and put their Sanctions and Sadisms on all Iranians. And this is Racism & Barbarism & Anti-Iranism = Anti-Persianism. What America and Trump say and do is pure Racism & Barbarism & Fascism & Anti-Iranism = Anti-Persianism

Persian Satire 94: Some wise Iranians say: “Today America or Trump is equal to Racism & Barbarism & Fascism & Anti-Iran Barbarity & Anti-Persian Savagery. Just look the American Barbarians do. Their CIA’s Pimps & Pimpeo openly and shamelessly create Anti-Iran Group !! Fuck America & Fuck American Barbarians, who go to Hell soon ! Now America has become Shit-worshiper or Arab-worshiper, and use the worthless Arab shits = the worthless Arab Barbarians (Arab-e Koon-nashur) to create Anti-Iran shit !! We Iranians will never forget and forgive America’s Anti-Iran insanity ! We Iranians will crush America! Just wait and see. The large Army of Wise Iranians, Millions of Wise Iranians, who are so so much Wiser & Smarter than Americans, will crush America’s Evil Empire. Just wait and see. We Iranians will put an End to the West’s Empire Empire. It’s our Iranian Profession, since thousand of years ago. We Iranians are Myth-busters, Evil-busters, Empire-busters and Satan-busters = Zahak-busters and we Iranian can fuck All Evil Forces & All Barbarians solely (Yek Taneh) and without any help. It’s what we have done for thousand of years ago, and when the Barbarians were in the majority. We Iranians sent all Barbarians to hell, or made them civilized. The Human World and the Civilized world owe us and our Great Persia a lot. All Good guys know what it means, and they are grateful. Now We Iranians and all Good guys want to crush America’s Evil Empire and America’s stooges = all Evil Forces – from Islamists & Mullahs to Satanic Jews and Masons and other Barbarians. Now the real Good guys in all around the world are with us, because they are Good & care about the Truth & the Good & Justice and other Human values = Iranian values. The Satanic Jews & Masons have polluted all countries. But all good guys and Iranians ridicule them, as they ridicule Isaac ! , the Daf Isaac !! (below pix) Iranians say: When the Jewish Isaac was a shitty Slut or Daf ! (Vaqti Isaac Daf bood !! ), and then ridicule the Jewish Isaac Nose in a funny way (below pix) But the pictures of Sexy Islam of Turkey or Harun Yahya are real pictures, not jokes! (below pix) The real pictures of Sexy Islam of Harun Yahya (below pix) are so funny, so revealing, and so informative, more than many unreal jokes ! Their Sexy Islam is a real joke! Turkey’s Islam or Erdogan’s Islam is so Satanic and so Masonic. Harun Yahya has been described as an “Islamic sex cult supporting Turkey’s prime minister Erdogan! Turkey’s Sexy Islam is Erdogan’s Islam = Masonic Islam of Harun Yahya & Turk Islamists! And it’s what Turkey’s good guys say. Turkey’s good guys exist – they are millions people = pro-Iran people in Turkey- but their voices are badly censored by the West and Islamists – who want to pretend that all people of Turkey are Bad guys = Turkey’s Islamist barbarians & pan-Turks like Harun Yahya or Erdogan = so Satanic & Mason. But now All Good guys of the World hate Trump & America’s allies = America and its Terrorist allies = America & its Arab Islamist allies. Now you all can see How Great Satan Bringing its Mullah to his Knees, and why US media say: Trump Bringing Turkey to its Knees !! Just look how Islamic Turkey and Turkey’s Islamists are on their knees!, and how all analysts talk about Bringing Turkey to its Knees ! and How Turkey’s Islamic dictator Erdogan licking US ass, and Bringing Turkey’s Islam to its Knees ! This stupid motherfucker, Erdogan, is fucking Turkey by this CIA Coup and his Arab Masonic Islam in Turkey. Now in Oct 2018, the US media report: US pressure prompting Turkey’s Erdogan to kneel at Trump’s feet, release the American pastor for nothing in return !!! (Oct 2018) Just search the internet about Bringing Turkey to its Knees that actually means: Bringing Arab Islam to its Knees = Bringing Ottoman Islam to its Knees! All Islamic Freemasons including Erdogan, Khamenei, Rouhani and Saudis are CIA’s Anti-Iranian pigs. It’s so important that all of them are Anti-Iranian and Non-Iranian, who hate Persia & Iranian values, but love Arab Islam & Masonic Islam = Jewish Islam of Arabs!

Persian Satire 95: Some wise Iranians: “The Sexy Islam and their Great Islamic paradoxes are not jokes, but it should be called The pure Islam of Ottomans! ( Islam-e Nab-e Turki / Ottomani ! ), like the pure Islam of Arabs !! = Islam-e Nab-e Arabi ! = Islam of ISIS / DAESH = Islam of Saudis = Islam of Arab Barbarians. As you all know, and as we Iranians have repeatedly said (search Archive) without the Iranian values, the Arab Islam is so Satanic, and so Weak like a Spider’s nets = Khane ANkaboot ! Saudi 9/11 Attack or DAESH / ISIS is the pure Arab Islam! Saudi Shit Salman or Saudi Bin Laden is the pure Arab Islam! Harun Yahya is Ottoman Islam, and it’s what he and his fans say! Arabs drank piss, and Saudi Arabs still drink piss, and Arabs refer to Camel’s piss as Holy Piss !! (ShaSh al-Shafa !! etc ) Arabs drink piss and Arabs love piss and drinking piss so much! ( bah ShaSh al-Shafa miran Safa !!! ) Arab cows = Saudis or Arab Islamists are so worthless shits, and we Iranians don’t want to waste our time with these worthless Piss-eaters! We just care about their Arbab = America = Holy Satan! Now Trump’s America tries to become a worthless shit like their worthless Arab barbarians or Arab shits of Dark Ages. American Logic is nothing but Bullying & Bullshit – Logic of Sword. According to dictionaries, to Bully = to frighten somebody and use your (Sword) to make somebody do something ! Now even idiots can see that The West and America bully Mullahs! , and the Mullahs surrender themselves to Bully boys & FATA of Great Satan! Now even all media confess that The West and America bully Arab Mullahs, and Arab Mullahs surrender themselves to bullies! According to dictionaries, Blackmail = the act of putting pressure on a person or a group to do something they do not want to do ! In fact, what the West or America is doing is nothing but Blackmail. What Trump and America is doing is nothing but Blackmail. According to their own dictionaries, to Blackmail = to force somebody to give you something or do something for you, by threatening them !! And now you all can see how the West and America are blackmailing others. But it’s not the whole story. What Trump and America do is Terror. According to their own dictionaries, Terror = violent action or The Threat of Violent Action that is intended to cause fear, usually for political purposes! Check your dictionaries! What Trump and America do is Terror, exactly Terror. So, Trump and America are Terrorists. The West and America blackmail their Mullahs and bully their Mullahs. Trump and America use Terror methods. The Mullahs surrender themselves to Terrorists & Bullies & Blackmailers = FATF & Satan! And it’s the so-called Zellat & Nekbat of Arab Islam & Mullahs. But we Iranians have repeatedly said, since the day one, We Iranian people will not be blackmailed into agreeing to The Terrorists’ demands = America’s demands. The Terrorist Trump or the Satanic West can bully & blackmail their Arab Islamists & Mullahs. But We Iranians = Great Persia’s nation will Never be blackmailed into agreeing to The Terrorists’ demands = America’s demands. Since the day one, of their No-clear Deal & Rouhani Farce, we Iranians said this over and over and over: We Iranians will never give you Barbarians of the West what you want for threats. If you threaten us and bully our Iran, we will make you regret it ! We Iranians said this over and over and over in 2015, 2014, 2013, and all these years (check Archive) It has a clear and strong logic, and all sane people know why you should never give Terrorists & Bullies & Barbarians what they want for threats (for more info check Archive) All sane people know what we Iranians said & say to Bad guys: We will never give you what you want for threats; If you threaten us, we will make you regret. The Iranian Logic is so so Strong. But Blackmailers, Bullies and Barbarians and their logic are so fragile and so Weak like a Spider’s nets = Khane ANkaboot ! They are like Arab or American cults. Now even America’s good guys write articles like America’s Christian sex cults: Children of God ! (2018), and say about important things about The Satanic Cult of Donald Trump (2018) Trump is a Jew Mullah like Harun Yahya who says: Bikini is Islamic Hijab! .. Arab Terrorism is American Islam! According to Turkish media, the Islamist Harun Yahya and his kittens support Turkey’s Dictator Erdogan and his CIA coup in Turkey! The CIA’s Erdogan and Turkey’s Islamists Bringing Turkey to its Knees by such Masonic-Arabic Islam of CIA. Trukey’s Harun Yahya says: Arab Islam is Global Freemasonry !!! Can you believe it?! If you have doubt, just Do some research about Sexy Islam Global Freemasonry! Today, Reality is worse than all jokes !”

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Persian Joke 481: Iran’s people say: We people use blade for shaving = removing Beard. But Islamists & Mullahs use Beard for playing Blade-game ! = use beard to stealing people’s money and deceiving people! (Maa ba tigh rish mizanim .. Mullaha ba rish tigh mizanan !! ) … And Iran’s people say: the main reason for Milk’s price increase is that Cows are so irresponsible !! (Bi-masuliati Gow-ha !!) Hey The stupid Cow = the Ayatollah Cow = Rouhani / Khamenei, we are talking about you = stupid Arab cows ! .. And a Turk Mason (Erdogan or Harun Yahya) says to his Masonic students: If I save a donkey in a Turkish street – when people hitting donkey- then what is the name of what I did ?! Turk Masonic students say: A strong sense of Brotherhood !!

Persian Joke 482: Iranian truckers love and write Bumper stickers a lot ! What Iranians truckers write on their bumper stickers (= a sign that people stick on the bumper of their cars with a message on it) are actually Iranian jokes or Iranian sarcastic remarks about Love, Life, Politics and Everything! The Iranian Bumper stickers are so funny. For instance, they say: (Oh my Love) I wish your Look had a subtitle !! = I wish the expression in your eyes had a subtitle !! (Ey Kash, Negaahat zir-nevis Daasht !! ) … ( Some truckers say) It’s the fate of running away from school / leaving school !! (and that’s why I have become a trucker = Aqebat Farar az Madrese !) … (and some truckers say) It’s the fate of going to university and getting a university degree !!! (and that’s why I have become a trucker ! = Aqebat Li-sans gereftan !! )

Persian Joke 483: The Iranian Trucks’ bumper stickers are so funny, and have become a new type of Iranian jokes. This new type of Iranian jokes – that has been created in the early decades of the 20th century, when the first cars and trucks imported and used in Iran- is known as Posth Vaneti or Posht Khavari ! (Truck’s back !) The Iranian Trucks’ bumper stickers are actually philosophical jokes, political jokes, love jokes, economical jokes, alarm jokes etc. They are so funny and famous in Iran! For instance, they say: In these days, 2+2 is 10 ! So weird ! (Ki beh Kie !! ) .. In these days, when the Mullahs tell many Big Lies (ki beh Kie !) I am a Porsche ! (Manam Porsche-am !! ) … All people seek a lover / new lover, but I seek a load / a new load !! (Hame Donbal-e Yaran , Ama ManDonbal-e Baram !! ) .. I wish that the Life had a reverse gear ! (Kash Zendegi ham Dande Aqad daasht !! ) .. (In any relationship and) Whenever I made compromises, I became a loser ! (baa har ki Sakhtam, Bakhtam !!)

Persian Joke 484: Some Iranian Trucks’ bumper stickers : All people fear from me, but I fear from a Blue Nissan !! (Ham-e az man mitarsan, man as Nissan-e Aabi ! ) … I am a stupid animal ! , I am a Blue Nissan !! (Manam Kharam ! , Man-am Nissan Aabi-am !! ) Blue Nissan or old Nissan is an old-fashioned Jewish-Japanese pickup truck or small truck that has a very bad reputation in Iran. These Jewish Japanese trucks = Blue Nissan are strong but so rude and have a lack of respect for people – including its driver and other people ! Its drivers have a very bad reputation, too! There are many funny remarks, jokes and bumper stickers about Blue Nissan in Iran! For instance, now the witty Iranians truly say : Idiots thought that Rouhani is a real Truck or good Truck! But Rouhani is a blue Nissan! Rouhani is an Old Jewish Fart & Foreign Fart like a shitty Nissan ! .. Only one thing is worse than a Blue Nissan! Do you know it ?! It’s a Cow or Rouhani = Mullah !! .. Rouhani is a Blue Nissan, but made in England !

Persian Joke 485: Some other Iranian Trucks’ bumper stickers: Ya Aqdas ! , Ya Hich-Kas !! (Aqdas is a funny female name / Arabic name in Iran. Aqdas that means Holy or Holy of Holy !, is a symbol of a very very stupid woman in Iran! So, this Iranian bumper sticker actually says in a sarcastic way: My Love and Only Love is Aqdas ! , not anybody else! .. And in these days, Rouhani and Aqdas are synonyms, and that’s why Iranians say: Ya Aqdas ! , Ya Hich-Kas !! .. Ya Rouhani ! , Ya Hick-Kas !! , that its meaning is : Our Hate and our real Hate is Rouhani ! Death to Rouhani !) … Rafiq-e Bi-Kalak Mother, Rafiq-e Ba-Kalak Mother Zan !! (the Most honest friend is Mother , and the most dishonest friend is the Wife’s mother !! ) … Less and less Children, more and more mistresses / women !! (Farzand Kamtar, Zan Bishtar !! )

Persian Joke 486: Some Iranian Trucks’ bumper stickers : All people fear from me, but I fear from my old mother !! (Ham-e az man mitarsan, man az Nanam !! ) .. All people fear from me, but I fear from a little rain !! (Ham-e az man mitarsan, man as Nam-Nam-e Barun ! ) … All people fear from me, but I fear from Tehran’s raods !! (Ham-e az man mitarsan, man as Jadeh Tehroon !! ) … All people fear from me, but I fear from my Repairer !! (Ham-e az man mitarsan, man as Tamir-karam !! ) … All people fear from me, but I fear from a female driver !! (Ham-e az man mitarsan, man as Ranande Zan !! ) … When you will become old and as old as me, then you even will envy my Farts – not just my successes !! (oon Ruz ke Mesl-e Man Shavi, Qorbun-e Guz / Buq man Shavi ! ) … When you will become so so old, then you just become like me, today’s me ! (oon Ruz ke Pir-e Pir Shavi, Taze Mesl-e Man Mishavi !!)

Persian Joke 487: Some Iranian Trucks’ bumper stickers: Hey God, don’t allow the real Man feel humiliated , and ask a jerk for a job / a load !! (YaRab Mapasand ke Lutian Khar Shavand , Allaf-e ye Lashi vase ye Bar Shavand !! ) … Hey God, don’t allow the real Man feel humiliated , and become pregnant or frustrated under the heavy load of the Life !! (YaRab Mapasand ke Lutian Khar Shavand , Zaiide va Zir-e Zendegi Zar Shavand !! ) Hey God, don’t allow the real Man feel humiliated , and become a victim of this stupid animal whore = Rouhani !! (YaRab Mapasand ke Lutian Khar Shavand , allafe (ye Rouhani) Dayoos Shavand !! ) Those who ignored me or overtook me, were killed / died under me ! (Oon ke az man Gozasht, Zir-e Man dar-Gozasth !! ) … I wish we could re-write our destiny and our life story ! (Kaash mishod Sarnevesh ra az Sar-nevesht ! )

Persian Joke 488: Some Iranian Trucks’ bumper stickers : You did Bad things a lot , and reached no where .. But the Good things had which kind of Bad things / Bad qualities, that you never tried them ?!! (Sad bar Bad-i Kardi va Jaai Naresidi .. Khoob-i che Bad-i dasht ke 1bar nakardi !! ) … You did Bad women a lot !! .. But Aqdas had which kind of Bad qualities that you never fucked her or tried her ?!! (Sad bar Bad Kardi va …. Aqdas che Bad-i dasht ke 1bar nakardi !! ) … A very Bad College student, But a very good Husband ! (Moa-del Pa-iin, Maraam Bala !! ) .. Beautiful girls are so unfaithful ! , and life’s problems are so infinite ! = have no end ! (Khoshgela Bi-Vafaan ! , Moshkela ham Bi-entehaan !! ) Khoshgel Bi-Vafa, Moshkel Bi-Hava ! (a Beautiful girl is so unfaithful , and a Problem is so unexpected ! )

Persian Joke 489: And some other Iranian Trucks’ bumper stickers : (Life and) Death is in God’s hand ! The wife / woman is just a tool or vehicle for God ! = God just using your wife / woman as a way of achieving your Death ! (Marg dast-e Khoda-st, Zan faqat Vasile-ast !! ) … and in these days, many Truckers say: (Life and) Death is in God’s hand ! Trump or Rouhani is just a tool or vehicle ! = Satanic just using Rouhani or Trump as a way of achieving your Death ! (.. Trump = Rouhani faqat Vasile-ast !! ) …Most people fear Death, but I fear Dishonest friends ! (Hame az Marg mitarsan, Man az Refiq-e Na-Mard !! ) .. (Life and) Death is in God’s hand ! The Mullah is just a tool or puppet !! ( … Rouhani = Akhund faqat Vasile-ast !! ) ..

Persian Joke 490: Some Iranian Trucks’ bumper stickers: A little patience .. you will be fucked !! (Andaki Sabr .. Dahan Service ast !! ) It’s a sarcastic joke about a famous Iranian proverb : A little patience .. your problems will be solved !! …. A little patience .. Rouhani and all Mullahs will be fucked !! (Andaki Sabr .. Akhund Service ast ! Rouhani Service ast ! ) … A little patience .. the Downfall of the Mullah Regime is near ! (Andaki Sabr .. Soqut Nazdik ast !! ) … If the wolf gives me milk, then the wolf is my sheep , and if a Stranger remains loyal (to me) then this Stranger is my family, or even better than my family ! (Gorgi ke mara Shir dahad Mish-e man ast, Bigane agar Vafaa konad Kish-e man ast ! ) … If you want to ignore me or overtake me, you should know that all Options are on the Table !!! = all options are on the dashboard !! (Agar az Man Sebqat Begiri, Hame Gozine-ha ruye Dashboard-e !! ) It’s a very good sarcastic joke about Obama, Trump and America’s bully boys = US pigs, that Iranian truckers have made and you can read it on Iranian Trucks’ bumper stickers!

Persian Satire 96: the witty Iranians say: “In these days, Gazanfar sees that The Angel of Death is trying to make some people alive ! Gazanfar, that is shocked, says: hey idiot, what are you doing?! You are The Angel of Death ! And it’s the exact opposite of your job ! The Angel of Death says: Yah, but these poor people should not die now ! They should live for a long time! Their death is against God’s will & God’s law ! Gazanfar: So, why are they dying ?! what has happened ?! The Angel of Death says : This motherfucker Rouhani and his stupid health minister are killing them! The Fucking Rouhani’s health minister has told them: you don’t need any doctors! Khodet Bemal !! (you can cure yourself !! ) So, now they are dying because of this stupid Rouhani .. Gazanfar: Wow! but now many Iranians using Iranian methods including the ancient Iranian medicine methods, and cure themselves … The Angel of Death says: yah, the wise Iranian people use a good Khodet method (Self Help), and the Wise & Good kinds of Khodet methods, including Khodet Hokumat Kon! (Be your own Ruler ! ) Khodet Re-iss Bash ! (Be your Boss) Khodet Rahbar Bash ! (Be your Leader ! You don’t need a stupid pig like Sheikh or Shah as your leader!) Khodet Aghel Bash ! (Be a Wise Man! ) Khodet Adam Bash ! (Be a real Human !) Khodet King Bash ! / Shah Bash (Be your own King !) Khodet Rouhani-o Begaa ! (Fuck Rouhani ! ) Khodet Akhund-o Begaa ! (Fuck Mullahs) Khodet Arab Islam-o Begaa ! (Fuck Arab Islam ) Khodet America ro Bega ! (Fuck America) Khodet Be-ShaSh beh Satanic Religion! (Fuck Semitic / Satanic Religions!) Khodet Berin beh een Diine Jew-hud ! (Fuck Jewish Islam of Arabs) Khodet Qarb ro Bega ! (Fuck the West) Khudet Donya ro Behtar kon ! (Make The World a better place) Khodet Iran & Donya ro Nejat bede ! (Save Iran & the World) and so on and so on !

Persian Satire 97: Some wise Iranians say: “In the Orwellian America = Sheikh Trump’s America, their leader is a Abu Donald al-Trump, an Arab-lover, Cow-lover, Shit-lover & Islamist-lover = Jew-lover.Sheikh Trump’s America is Anti-Iran and Anti-Iranian Barbarian. In Abu Trump’s America, many things are so ridiculous and so weird. For instance, Under the 13th Amendment of the US Constitution, Prostitution is illegal in the USA !! Can you believe it?! Prostitution is illegal in America! It’s worse than all jokes, isn’t it ?! Now in 2018, many talk about American paradoxes and the Most Stupid laws in America! Just search the internet! We Iranians should talk more about the Most Ridiculous laws in America (we write more about it later) America is so Orwellian and so Arab Jew! Prostitution is illegal in America, but Porn is free ! The Sexy America is Anti-Sex ! Can you believe it?! Now if you google for “Prostitution is illegal in America, but Porn is fee”, you can find millions of good things! In a sexy shit-hole like America, Normal Sex is Taboo, but Trump = Pervert is Free !! The Sex Industry is so Orwellian in America! Human Sex and normal sex is taboo, but a pedophile and sexual pervert like Trump is their Holy US President !! Most people don’t know The Truth about Sex and City of America! Sex is Taboo in America (2018), and it’s what many Americans say in 2018 and recent years. America is like Saudi Arabia, but a sexy version of Saudi Arabia! Now even the good Americans write about the Stupid America’s laws that Will Make You Shake Your Head ! (or make you laugh a lot ! ), and say: Flirting with an unmarried woman is illegal in America! Flirting with an unmarried woman risks five years in prison !! (in Michigan etc ) But why do (the American mother-fuckers ridicule Mullahs ?! ) Even Flirting with women is illegal in America !! (2018) Can you believe it ?! You all know what Flirt and Flirting (Las Koshke !) means ! But even Las Koshke = Flirting with women is illegal in America, most parts of America !! Just search the internet ! , and do some research about the Most Ridiculous laws in America !! It’s so funny, and important (But this post has become too long! so, we should write about it later; there are many things that must be said / written, and that’s why this post & recent posts have become too long) The story of these days is like this: you write & write & write about many things, but still many things and most things are left unsaid or unwritten!! It’s so weird !, because now this shitty world is so weird, because shitty Clowns or Masons like Trump or Rouhani have created a shitty Satanic Circus in this shitty world in recent centuries – specially from the 19th century until now !

Persian Satire 98: Some wise Iranians say: “Now even the Jews talk about their Jewish paradoxes, and it’s so important. We all should read their new articles like The Many Contradictions of Israel’s Judaism & Secularism !! (2018, Haaretz), in which the Jews of the Jewish mass media say: “What is the place of religion in the Israel?!! 1 Judaism as Nationalism ! ( = Judaism as Jewish Fascism) Judaism –
or Jewishness- in the modern sense is no longer a religion but a nationality (!), like being French, Swedish or American !!! .. Now if someone doesn’t fast on Yom Kippur or remove chametz from his home, he doesn’t lose his Jewishness !! .. It’s just the opposite: He shows that it’s possible to be a Jew even without having a Religion !!! … 2 Judaism = Religion as Politics !!! .. Political survival is the height of Jewish survival !! .. In answer to the question “What is Judaism,” a real Jew will first of all reply: the framework of my political commitment !!!! .. 3 The political role of Judaism !! .. Jewish Religion is still a certain part of the platform that feeds Jewish nationalism !!! (in fact, Jewish Religion is still a certain part of the platform that feeds Jewish Racism and Jewish Barbarism!) .. Now religion is aware of its limited place, and remains under control !! … 4) The public vs the private !! … This is the Jewish rule: If it’s public, preserve it. If it’s private, omit it !!!! .. Anything related to the intentions, beliefs and personal integrity of the individual should be omitted !!! It’s what Israel’s first prime minister, David Ben-Gurion, said !! .. As a Jew, you must respect the prohibition against travel on Yom Kippur (!!!), accept the fact that the food in the army and hospitals will be kosher (!!), and that Shabbat is the day of the prohibition against Everything !!!! Now these are essential dimensions of Jewish life !!! .. But Unlimited freedom would spell the end of secularism !!!! (Jews Fuck Religion and Jews Fuck) all Religious things that make no contribution to the political aspect of the Jewish people !!! (2018) Can you believe it?! This is their modern Judaism!! (Arvahe Amashoon!) They openly say that privatization of Judaism and the public domain Secularism is bullshit ! Most of the Jews of Israel are very backward, fanatic, satanic and medieval people who are really worse than Mullahs and Basijis. In fact, Mullahs and Basijis are so bad, only because they talk or behave like Fanatic Arab Jews or Satanic Jews of Israel or Arabia! Do you know the Unbelievable Jewish Superstitions?! Most people even don’t know the Unbelievable European Superstitions! Do you know the Unbelievable European Superstitions like: It brings bad luck in France to have 13 guests at the table !! (So) the 13th guest should eat shit in France! .. In Modern France (Arvahe Amashoon!) if your ears are buzzing, it means that someone is gossiping on you! .. And Seeing a spider in the evening heralds good luck !! .. The UK is full of superstitions, Satanic superstitions! Several books should be written about them! But some examples : If a robin comes in to your house its a sign someone will die too! .. A magpie is a sure sign of death!! .. If you have nightmares, put a pair of scissors under you pillow !! .. Repeating “white rabbits” the first day of the month brings luck !!! .. Now stupid Brits = many Brits say: Pronounce “white rabbits, white rabbits, white rabbits” on the first day of the month before saying anything else!! … And this is the Modern Europe & European Modernity in 2018 ! In fact, It’s the beginning of their new Dark Ages in Europe and the West!”

Persian Satire 99: Some wise Iranians say: “Now even the West’s media confessing that Rouhani put the Islamic Regime in a position of checkmate both at home and abroad (2018) In fact, they confess that their Khamenei’s Turkmenchay & FATF & IMF Plans & 2009 Coup and all Satanic Anti-Iran acts of Rouhanis = Mullahs just put the Islamic Regime in a position of checkmate both at home and abroad. Mullahs are so so stupid slaves of the West. We Iranians, ie almost all Iranians, know that it was the CIA’s mission of Mullahs –
specially the CIA mission of AhmadiNejad = Khamenei = Rouhani that put Iran in a position of checkmate. Since 2009, and since the Jewish AhmadiNejad (AN) = Jewish AN (AN = shit), the Jewish Mullahs & Jewish Basijis – who suppressed & killed Iran’s people in 2009 and implemented Jewish IMF Plans (Gayaneh etc) and did / said many Anti-Iranian things to destroy Iran’s economy & Iran’s image & Iran’s prestige etc etc – just wanted, and it was their Jewish CIA mission, to put Iran in a position of checkmate. But now instead of our Iran, their own Islam & Islamic Regime is in a position of checkmate! It’s so so important that those who wanted to put our Iran & Iranian people in a position of checkmate, now they themselves & their Islam & Islamic Regime are in a position of checkmate! = a position of Total Surrender & Downfall ! As the witty Iranians say: It’s God’s punishment for all Islamists & all anti-Iran Barbarians! And as you all know Iranians invented Chess, and Iranians are Maters of Chess, Masters of Checkmate! , that means Iranians are Masters of putting their Enemies in a position of checkmate. Now all Anti-Iran pigs including Islamists, Mullahs and their Arbab (America / West) are in a position of checkmate. Now the stupid Trump puts America in a position of checkmate! Today, all informed people can see that all Anti-Iran Barbarians – from America to Savage Arabia & Israel- are in a position of checkmate. Just open your eyes! It’s so clear. And who can deny this undeniable fact ?! Trump is killing America! Trump is the Death of America! Now the whole world laugh at America! Now all Iranians laugh at Mullahs & America! Now, All Iranians Attack the West & Mullahs as Source of Iran’s Problems. Now All Iranians Attack Islamists & Arab Islam as Source of Iran’s Problems. All Iranians Attack the West’s stooges = Mullahs & Masons as Source of Iran’s Problems. Their media say: Netanyahu Closer Jewish ties to Arab world !! (Sep 2018) Closer ties between Israel & Arab Islamists!! (Sep 2018) And it’s not a joke! It’s the reality! It’s the Death of Israel ! Now Jewish media talk about closer ties between Jew Zionists & Arabs !!! (Sep 2018) Closer ties between Zionists & Islamists !!! (Sep 2018) And it’s the death of these little Savages = Zionists & Islamist. Now All Iranians fuck Netanyahu! Now in 2018, all Iranians say Death to Islamists = Death to Ayatollahs = Death to Masons = Death to Mullahs! Now even the stupid West media talk about the CIA’s Mullahs and the CIA’s Myths of Islamic Revolution !! (2018) Now the CIA’s pimps and their Mike Pimpeo form Anti-Iran Action Group !! The CIA’s Pimp Pompeo announced the creation of the Anti-Iran Action Group = a group of worthless Arab Barbarians & Terrorists in these days. We Iranians and Iran’s history will never forget and forgive this level of American Wickedness & Foolishness & Shamelessness & Satanic Insanity, that just shows and proves that America is so so desperate, because America’s Evil Empire is in a position of checkmate! = in position of the End of America! = the End of their silly Game! Now they just show their true colors and their very low IQs and the depth of their Childish Stupidity; and it’s their End, their Death = the End of Stupid Barbarians who play Orwellian games!”

Persian Satire 100: Some wise Iranians say: “the stupid Bad guys even censor Arab Jew Cartoons, and Arab Jew photos, especially Jews in Arab clothing! (below pix) They know that Jew in Arab clothing (below pix) can reveal many things, and that’s why they desperately try to hide or censor such good pix / cartoons about Arab Jews = Jews in Arab clothing (below pix) Many Mullahs and Islamic leaders are Jews in Arab clothing! But now even many non-Iranians talk about this issue. Just search the internet. You all have heard about the story of a shitty Saudi Arab journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, who was killed by America ally = Savage Saudi Arabia. In fact, America and its Terrorist allies even kill their own shitty journalists! The funny thing is that Khashoggi is a Turkish family name of an Arab and Saudi man! Khashoggi is a Turkish name, and again shows why many Islamists are actually Arab Jew Turk, that means both Turk & Arab! Both Turk & Arab Jew! And as you know, Turk Arab Jews were called Ottomans. And it’s important that even Saudi shits or Saudi kings are Ottomans ! Now CIA’s journalists and CIA’s Arab spies like Trita Tazi andr Marandisay that knew him, Khashoggi or Khashogchi, and say for instance: I knew him from when we both were CIA spies (!!) .. He was a Saudi apologist ! (Maleh-Kesh !) But when the CIA’s Arabs and Saudi shits kill a Saudi Apologist = Maleh-kesh, it means that the CIA’s Arab Terrorists = Saudis have become so shitty cheeky & impudent (Gostakh & Porroo / Jari) And when the Satanic American defend the 9/11 Attacks Arab Terrorists = Saudi Terrorist, then it’s so obvious why these Arab Chalqooz = Arab little shits = Saudis create new Terrorist attacks like killing journalists in Oct 2018, or threatening Canada with the new 9/11 Attacks in August 2018! The Arab Chalqooz = Arab little shits = Saudis are worthless little shits, worthless cows or worthless Terrorists who can work for a worthless shit like Trump. Saudis are little shits = Chalqooz, but Trump is a big shit ! But both shits are shits, worthless shits! The Arab Chalqooz or little shits = Saudis are worthless little shits that even most Arabs hate them so much now! But the US media confess: this Arab shit Mohamed Bin Salman visited Britain and the US earlier this year (2018), it was as if this Savage Saudi Dictator was a rock star on tour! And look at the celebrities he met, NONE OF WHOM said anything about human rights! (Oct 2018) Saudis and Saudi king are worthless little shits = Chalqooz, but who care about these Arab Chalqooz?! Saudis are Piss-eaters; Saudis drink piss! Saudis drink camel’s piss ! And It’s not a Joke ! It’s Reality ! Just search the internet ! Saudis are Shit-eaters; Saudis eat Piss and shit! Saudis eat Piss & shit of Camels! But who care about these Arab Piss-eaters & Shit-eaters ?! The American shits like Trump ! Only a shit or a shit-eater can care about the worthless Arab shits = Saudis = Chalqooz, and Arab shit-eaters / piss-eaters = Saudi Arab Islamists! Now all Good guys including Iranians say to the West: This fascist faggot Terrorist Trump is your leader, and openly shows and says that the West is Anti-Human, the West is Anti-Human Rights, the West is true Evil, America is Evil .. Your fucking god is Money! You worship money! Fuck your American values ! You even buy and sell humans & human rights ! Your Satanic America and Trump say that Everything is Money! You can buy and sell Human Rights & Freedom & Democracy & Everything !! Fuck America ! Fuck American values ! Selling Human Rights, or Buying Tyranny & Terrorism & Barbarity is American value, America’s Democracy or the West’s human rights !! And It’s not a joke ! The West’s is the worst joke in human history! The West and their Unbelievable European Superstitions are worse than all jokes! They can show you why Arab Islamists = Saudis & Rouhanis & Basijis & ISIS and other Arab Islamists & Terrorists love Trump and Medieval Barbarians of Europe ! European Superstitions are so unbelievable and so eye-opening! Europeans say: Spilling Wine On Tables Brings Good Luck !! (Portugal) .. Putting Bread Down Upside Down Is A Bad Omen !! (France!) .. Italians dislike the number 17 so much that man Italian hotels don’t have a 17th level !! Many Italians planes even have no row 17 !!! ( both the number 13 and also 17 are considered bad luck in Italy !) .. Englishmen refuse to pronounce the word “Egg” on the sea, as it is regarded as a bad omen in UK !! .. In Germany it is strongly forbidden to say “cheers,” or “Prost,” with water !! even for a joke!! … Can you believe it?! This is the Modern Europe & European Modernity ! These medieval pigs of UK & Europe call themselves Modern! or synonym of Modernity !! And their claims, their Modernity claims & crap Chiz-e Falak ro Paare karde !! = have raped the world ! They say we are not Modern but only they = the West is modern !!, while they = the West or the UK is worse than DoGoozAbad !! The UK is Fart land ! Even in 21st century, The UK is the Land of Witchcraft & Superstitious Crap of Masons & Stupid Bastards! And Trump is an old fart of the UK = the Fart land of Superstitious Crap of Masons. Trump is a whore of the Fart Land/ Fuck Land !

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Persian Joke 491: (A Persian joke made by Parviz Khatibi in his Tozih al-Latayef, 1985 ) They asked the British Queen: what is your dearest wish? The UK Queen said: My dearest wish is to see the Mullah regime in power for ever!, so the UK can continue to exploit Iran’s resources with the help of Mullahs ! .. They asked the French President: what is your dearest wish? The French President (who was a freemason) said: My dearest wish is to see the Iraq-Iran war for ever, so France can sell weapons to both Saddam/ Iraqis and Mullahs, to exploit both sides of war and to plunder both sides! …. They asked the US President and US officials: what is your dearest wish? The US officials said: we don’t have any dearest wish ! , simply because the Islamic Regime of Mullahs is the Best Thing for us, and the Islamic Regime serves our American interests in the Best way ! ( = Ta Akhunda sar-e Karan ham-e chiz bar vefgh-e Morad-e America ast !!)

Persian Joke 492: When Arab Islamic Barbarians invaded Europe, both group of Barbarians = European Barbarians and Arab Barbarians created many tragicomic tales. For instance, one day a Christian, a European elite and an Iranian (Qazanfar) got arrested for drinking. So Arab invaders said: For this terrible crime, they are all sentenced 20 lashes of the whip. But their Arab King said: Today is a holy day, so each of you can make one wish before your whipping. The Christian was first in line; he said: “Please tie a pillow to my back.” This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the Christian had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain. The European elite was next. He said : “Please fix two pillows to my back.” But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the European was fucked up badly. The Iranian was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Arab king turned to him and said: “You are from a most civilized part of the world and your culture is the greatest in the world. You Iranians made Arabs civilized. For this, you may have two wishes!” So, Qazanfar said: “My first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes!” The Arab King: Wow! Not only you Iranians are honorable men and powerful man, but you Iranians are so so brave .. If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it ..And what is your second wish? Qazanfar: I am The Most stupid Iranian, and all Iranians know me. I am a Persian Talkhak (Joke Teller), and my second wish is: Just Tie the European to my back” !!!

Persian Joke 493: A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide (Marg-e Moosh)’ The pharmacist said: ‘Why do you need cyanide?’ The lady: ‘I need it to poison my husband ! ’ The pharmacist: To kill your husband ?!! I cannot do it! I will go to hell ! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw us in jail. Many bad things will happen. You CANNOT have any cyanide! Never!’ The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife ! The pharmacist looked at the picture and said: ‘‘Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription!

Persian Joke 494: The wise witty guys used to say: Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else ! … And now the Anti-Iran Barbarians including Trump’s team and Rouhani’s team have a Team work against our Iran, because it helps them to put the blame on someone else !! … And one day Gazanfer phones for a Pizza, and the restaurant’s guy says: OK, in the name of … (what is your name / code & address?) And Gazanfar – that thinks this guy is a Mullah or Basiji- says: OK, sorry, you are right! In the name of God !, and I need a Pizza !!

Persian Joke 495: The story of these days is like an ancient Persian story about the stupid idiots or Mullahs: There’s a lot of excess dirt on the road in Qom. So, all Mullahs think about a solution. But Suddenly Hassan Rouhani says: I found ! I found ! .. We dig a hole to bury all dirt in. It’s a good plan, like all my Economic plans & my Turkmenchay! But some other Mullahs, who still had a little brain, said: But what are you going to do with the dirt that you ‘re digging out of this new hole? ! Rouhani says: Hey, I cannot think about all solutions! It’s your own duty to think about a new solution for the new dirt !!

Persian Joke 496: Gazanfar becomes an English language professor ! , and one of his student asks him: How do we translate The Persian Slang terms like ‘Jamale thu Eshqe ?!!! Gazanfar says: It’s easy: ‘Jamale thu Eshqe literality means Love is Your Face ! , but no! stop! it’s so dangerous & so sexy in English language! In English, they don’t have any Mashti people or even Daash-Mashti! So they don’t know what it means! And It’s not translate-able! You can never translate it, because they don’t have such concepts and such Good men in the West! OK, students, Zat Ziad ! (Bye!) Jim Jamale you !! (F is Face of you), Mim Maraam you !! (M is Manner of You ! )

Persian Joke 497: Gazanfar becomes a Computer professor ! , and says to his students: today I want to teach you the Fundamental Concept of Computer Science in two sentences : (1) Hardware is something that you can smash it into many pieces with a good hammer ! (2) but Software is something that you can only curse it and use a lot of F-words about it !!

Persian Joke 498: Qazanfar says to his friends: We have bought a new dog for our garden, at the price of 10 Millions! It’s so so expensive ! So, this dog is Not guarding our garden and our properties, but instead, each night we are guarding the dog ! , because this dog has become a luxury thing, and many try to steal or kidnap this dog !! (Shaba Shifti Negahbani midim ye-vaght Nadozdanesh !!) … And Gazanfar also says: Chinese men are so alike. So, when Chinese men need a passport photo, they just go to a Chinese supermarket, and say: I need to buy a passport photo !

Persian Joke 499: A group of mountaineers were going to the Everest’s summit. Their Iranian guide was a Qazanfar, who had a terrible stutter ! (Loknat) When they were going from their base camp to the Everest’s summit, Qazanfar was just saying: O-O-o-o , but was not able to speak ! Near the top of Everest, Qazanfar finally said: O-O-O-Oxygen Masks ! Oxygen Masks! I forgot the Oxygen Masks! The leader of group angrily replied: Fuck! We must return! Hey Guys, we must return to the base camp! In their return path, Qazanfar was just saying: K-k-k-k, but was not able to speak ! When they reached the base camp, Qazanfar finally said: K-k-k-kidding ! I was Kidding ! I am kidding ! I have Not forgotten the Oxygen Masks !!

Persian Joke 500: Q: What do you call a Women who always knows where is her Husband ?! A: a Widow !! … A little girl asks her mother: Mom! Why many girls talk about the Prince of their Dream, who has a White horse ?! Who is the Prince of Dream, with a White horse ?! Her mother says: He is a stupid donkey like your father !! … And Qazanfar becomes a Social Analyst ! , and says: If a so-called gentleman opens the car’s door for a lady, you should know that there is only three options: (1) It’s a new car (2) it’s a new woman !! (3) He is a stupid British Barbarian, who wants to pretend that British Barbarians have become civilized pigs! … And Qazanfar also adds: If an ordinary man opens the car’s door for a women, you should know that there is only four options: (1) He is a servant ! (2) She is a whore / mistress !! (3) It’s a film scene !, not a real one ! (4) He is a Western Barbarian who stupidly & desperately tries to shows that the West’s Barbarians have become civilized or moral pigs!! … And in these days, the funny comedians in both Iran and America say the same things. For instance, they say: What is the difference between a fat chick and a US President (Trump)? A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while! … And What do you get when you cross a US President (Trump) with a pig?! A: I do not know, there are some things a pig just will not do !!!


Persian Jokes in English

September 13, 2018

In these days, there is no differences between Jokes and Reality! So, it’s better to write more about Persian jokes. As you know Tragedy at its peak becomes Comedy. So, as the wise witty Iranians say: “It’s better to talk/ write about Recent events, Important events and Everything in the form of Persian Satire, Persian Humors or Persian Comic / sarcastic remarks” ! If you take a look at the modern world and also at the very long history of Persian Satire and Persian Literature, you can see that Comedy at its peak becomes Tragedy. It’s so tragic and so horrible that there is no real differences between Jokes and Reality in these days. It’s so tragic and so awful. But here lets read some jokes, including unreal jokes, real jokes, and reality jokes! Iranians often joke about all the things. In this post you can read about 300 Persian Jokes & Humors, including 200 Persian Jokes and about 100 Persian Humors or comic / sarcastic remarks. In the previous post you could read 200 Persian Jokes in English, and here you can read the next 200 Persian Jokes, and what Iran’s people say about Recent events and Everything in the form of humors, jokes etc.

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Persian Joke 201: Iranians ask Khamenei = Rouhani: Why Do you The Jewish Khamenei = Rouhani help Trump ? Why did you The Jewish Mullah Khamenei = Rouhani = CIA’s Economic Terrorist create the FATA Coup of 2018, attack all Sarafies, and increase dollar price from 3500 Toman to + 10,000 Toman, and help Trump and America?! Khamenei says: As all Islamists know, it’s our Islamic duty to help those who need our help ! .. Now in 2018, America and Trump need our help, and it’s our Islamic duty to help Trump and America because they need our help! Can you understand ?! It’s our Islamic duty to help those who need our help ! Can you understand ?!!

Persian Joke 202: (It’s like an old Persian joke) Qazanfar died and went to heaven. He suddenly saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” Angels said: “Those are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock will move.” “Oh,” said Qazanfer as he pointed at one of them, “Whose clock is that?” Angels: That’s Persian Zoroaster’s clock. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie.” Then Angels pointed to another clock, “That’s Cyrus the Great clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that he only told two lies in his entire life.” Qazanfar was impressed, and then asked : Where’s Trump’s clock or Rouhani’s clock or Khamenei’s clock or Ayatollah’s clock or Jewish / Arab leader’s clocks or British clocks or Chomsky’s clocks or Journalists’ clocks?! Angels said: These clocks are in our offices / our rooms. We are using them as a ceiling fan !!

Persian Joke 203: (It’s a Keyhan-style joke. A Keyhan-style joke is a new kind of Persian joke for ridiculing Mullahs & Islamists = Arab Jews = Stupid Bastards of Keyhan = Anti-Iranian pigs who try to copy from the witty Iranians in a shitty way ! A Keyhan-style joke is actually a multi-purpose joke or, as Iranians say Bah Yek Tir Chand Neshoon Zadan , that means: you hit several Targets with one joke / one shot ! ) Guy1 asks guy2 : What is FATF ? Guy2: FATF means Full Act of Treason, Fuck ! FATF means CIA’s Rouhani = Khamenei implement FATF Plan = Attacking all Sarafis to increase Dollar price from 3500 Toman to 12,000 Toman .. Guy1: Wow! now even Islamic idiots like you know that FATF means The CIA’s Economic Coup of 2018 = FATA Coup of 2018 by Rouhani = Economic Terrorist of CIA = Khamenei .. Guy2: Yah! We also know that Khamenei is CIA Iran Project. Khamenei is Rockefeller’s Iran Project, and that’s why Khamenei defends FATF & Rouhani & Turkmenchay & Treasons .. Guy1: But why your Basiji Brothers & Islamists have closed their dirty mouths, and say nothing about such Economic Coup = FATF Coup and aiding the Enemy in such a blatant way?! Guy2 : Because their fucking Islam means Treason, Slavery and Aiding the Enemy of Iran. Their fucking Islam is Religion of Treason & Turkmenchay. The Arab Islam is The Enemy of The People. Their fucking Arab Islam is Satan’s Religion. Their fucking Islam is Zionist IMF & FATF & Jewish laws. It’s the Jewish Islam of Arabs .. Guy1: But now all Iranians want regime change, and say: Arab Islam Must Go to Hell; Islamic Regime Must Go to Hell; The West’s puppets = Rouhani = Khamenei Must Go to Hell; All Mullahs & West’s stooges including Mojahed & Monarchists (Pahlavists) & Mullahs must be tried and executed for Aiding the Enemy of Iran. Now Iran’s people publish photos & cartoons about The near Downfall of Islamic Regime (above pix) Iranians say: The Newspapers after the Downfall of Mullahs are like the newspapers after the Downfall of Pahlavi ! (above pix) Headline: Khamenei is Gone ! (or Khamene Went to Hell) Bellow khamenei’s pic: Larijanis awaiting judgment. Mid column: Rouhani arrested while fleeing the airport ! Left column (was, is, and should be): Iranian revolution was victorious! .. The Islamic Regime went to Hell ! A group of Pahlavists & Rajavists = Anti-Iran Traitors were arrested at the airport ..Islamic Monarchy Died ! .. In Iran, Monarchy goes to hell for ever ! .. Anti-Iran Traitors like Pahlavists & Islamists & Monarchists and other Stooges of the West must be tried for High Treason & Aiding the Enemy of Iran …

Persian Joke 204: After the End of Islamic Regime, all Iranian people participate in a National Referendum and say a big No to all Mullahs and all Islamists & their Islamic Monarchy & all kinds of Monarchy = Tyranny. So, all Monarchists including Mullahs and Islamists feeling sorry for themselves and say: We are a victim .. We are a victim .. Nothing but a victim! A foreign journalist asks them: “A victim? ! A victim of what? ! And Monarchists, Mullahs and Islamists say: A Victim of Accurate Counting ! .. A victim of a True Election ! = a Non-Fake Election !

Persian Joke 205: A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better ! Finally, the boy drops his pants and says: Here’s something I have that you’ll never have! The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is a physical fact, and runs home crying. But a while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says: My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want !!

Persian Joke 206: They ask Iranians: Who is Khamenei? Iranians: For Basijis, Khamenei is Imam Ali ibn Rockefeller ! ( = Khamenei is Rockefeller’s son ! ) But Iranians call him Ali Rockefeller ! Basijis see Khamenei as their Imam Ali bin Rothschild ! ( = Khamenei is Rothschild’s child ! ) But all Iranians hate Ali Rothschild ..They: What is Khamenei’s job ? Iranians: Khamenei’s job is Treason & aiding Traitors – from Rouhani to AhmadiNejad (AN). Khamenei’s job is Aiding the Enemy of Iran & Iranians. Khamenei has always defended CIA Spies & Anti-Iran traitors like Rouhani, Zarif, AN, Larijani, Rafsanjani and other Jani = Criminals = British-Jewish Spies & Crypto Jews & Arab Jews .. They: Why does Khamenei aid the Enemy of Iran? Why does Khamenei defend Zionist IMF & FATF & CRF & Rockefeller Iran Project? Why does Khamenei help Rouhani now, as Khameneni helped AhmadiNejad in 2009 ? Iranians: because Khamenei is CIA Iran Project. Jewish Ayatollah Khamenei is Omol Fitneh (= mother of all CIA agents in Iran) Khamenei is Rasol Fitneh ( = head of all Traitors) This Arab Jew Khamenei is CIA’s Iran Project, and Khamenei just obeys CIA’s orders. One day, the CIA asks Khamenei to defend AhmadiNejad & to create 2009 Coup/ Massacre; and one day the CIA asks Khamenei to defend Rouhani & to create Turkmenchay & FATF Coup & other Anti-Iran Turkmenchay .. They: Is it a joke or a myth = conspiracy theory ?! Iranians: No, it’s not a joke or a myth. Khamenei is a joke! The Jewish Ayatollah Khamenei is a bad joke; His Basirat is a joke ! Khamenei has always defended Traitors – from AhmadiNejad to Rouhani. The CIA’s Ayatollah Khamenei is a sick joke, and he has always defended Anti-Iran Plans like FATF, IMF Plans, Nuclear Turkmenchay, 2009 Coup etc. Now even their own stupid animals / Basijis can see that The CIA’s Khamenei is Rouhani ; and Rouhani is Khamenei. In fact, Rouhani = Khamenei = AhmadiNejad (= CIA shits) Now even animals can see the true face of Khamenei = MI6’s Jew Mullah of UK. Khamenei is British Queen’s son. Khamenei is Jew Masan. Khamenei is Hojjatieh & Crypto Jew of Mashad, and it’s what their own Basijis say!

Persian Joke 207: They ask Khamenei: (Chi shod =) Why & How did you become such a Mullah & Traitor ? Khamenei says: I ate Donkey’s things ! As you know, If you eat Donkey’s milk, you become a politician ! If you eat Donkey’s brain (Maqze Khar), you become a Shah or Monarchist ! If you eat Donkey’s piss & shit, you become an Arab Islamist ! And If you eat Donkey’s dick, you become a Mullah ! But me Khamenei ate all of them ! Khamenei ate Donkey’s brain & milk & dick & piss & shit, and that’s why Khamenei has become such a Traitor & Freemason ! … They ask Rouhani: Why & How did you become a Rouhani ? Rouhani says: Me Rouhani, like Khamenei, ate all banned things of Donkey! And when I was a child, A rabid donkey bit me! As you know, If a Donkey bites you (Khar gazet begireh), you become a Turk Islamist & a sick Person .. But if the donkey is a rabid donkey (Khare Haar) your fate is so dark ! If a rabid donkey bites you, then you become a Trump or Rouhani = an Anti-Iran Arab Jew !

Persian Joke 208: Qazanfar asks Khamenei & Rouhani: Why do you the stupid Bastards = Mullahs help your Great Satan & Trump ?! Khamenei: We Mullahs are Arabs, and Even if Satan needs our help, we Islamists help Satan, because it’s our Arab Islamic duty! We should help those who need our help! Qazanfar: Don’t you think that you should care about Iran or Iranians because the world knows you Anti-Iran Pigs as leaders of Iran?! Rouhani: No, Iranians don’t need our help; Iranians hate us = Mullahs; Iranians fuck Mullahs; Iranians know us and fuck us .. Qazanfar: So, why don’t you the Mullahs go to hell = your own Arab shithole, and leave our Iran?! Why don’t you Khamenei Die of shame and go to hell?! Get Lost & Die Rouhani ! Our Iran & Iranian people don’t need Spies and Traitors like you Rouhanis = Mullahs .. But Rouhani suddenly says: Yah, Iranians don’t need us = Mullahs. But America and the West need us & our help ! We Mullahs are here to help the West and the Enemy of Iran ! .. And it’s a not joke !

Persian Joke 209: The witty Iranians say: “Tragedy at its peak becomes Comedy; America at its peak becomes Trump ! (= Arab Ass-licker) ! Arab at its peak becomes Cow or Trump’s cow! Jew at its peak becomes Arab or Arab ally ! = Netanyahu ! Now even the US media confessing that America at its peak becomes a shithole country like Saudi Arabia ! (Aug 2018) Trump is proving many things! Islamist at its peak becomes Traitor or Trump’s cow = Trump’s soldiers who implement FATF plans to help America’s future sanctions! Traitor at its peak becomes a Mason like Rouhani = Khamenei who creates Turkmenchays & FATF Coup = CIA’s Economic Coup to increase dollar price from 3500 to 12000 Toman to help Trump & his future Sanctions! Treason at its peak becomes Rouhani = Khamenei! Islamic Economy at its peak becomes Zionist IMF Plans. Ayatollah (Khamenei) at its peak becomes Shah Sultan Hussein, and even whitewashes Shah Sultan (Roye Shah ro Sefid mikone) by implementing FATF plans to give in to America’s bullying and threats! The Islamic Regime at its peak becomes a CIA Puppet Regime worse than Qajars and Pahlavi; The Islamic regime whitewashes Qajar ! (Roye Qajar ro Sefid mikone) Their Islam at its peak becomes Turkmenchay & Koon Dadan (= giving their ass, in a heroic way!) In fact, their Islam at its peak becomes Zelat & Zanu-Zadan dar moqabele America / Satan ! ( = Total surrender to Great Satan! ) Their fucking Islam at its peak is The Satanic Islam of Arabs = Religion of Slavery & Surrender & Satanism. Comedy at its peak becomes Reality. The West’s Democracy at its peak becomes an Islamic Regime! Comedy at its peak becomes Tragedy. The West’s Free Speech at its peak becomes Islamic Fascism, and censoring Everything, and then giving The West’s Free Speech Award to Islamic Fascists like Zibakalam. The West at its peak becomes Trump or Basiji (Zibakalam) or a medieval shit-hole like Saudi Arabia!”

Persian Joke 210 : In these days (Aug 2018), the Mullah media report: The Cow of Islamic Cinema Died !! (Gow-e Cinema Raft !! ) But Iranians say: Which Cow ?! Which of their Islamic Cows have gone to hell ?! Which cow of the Mullah Cinema died ?! The Mullah Cinema has many cows and stupid cows = Khayemal / Mozdoor = Mercenaries and Ass-lickers; So, which of these stupid Cows has died ?!! … In these days, some funny media even report: Iran’s Cow is Gone ! .. or Islamic Cow died ! .. or Mr. Cow Died ! (Aqay-e Gow Raft ! ) But Iranians said: Wow! It’s great! Rouhani has died ?! Rouhani has gone to hell ?! or Khamenei has died?! Which Mullah = Cow has died ?! ….

Persian Joke 211 : An Iranian (Qazanfar) and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd. Iranian says to Trump: Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice! Trump replied: I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me! .. So the Iranian slapped Trump !!

Persian Joke 212 : Two Saudi Basijis are walking in an Arab desert one day when one Saudi Basiji suddenly has a heart attack and falls to the ground. Shocked, the second Saudi Basiji calls his American Boss and shouts, “Help! I think Hajj Salman is dead, what should I do?” His CIA Boss: “Ok, The first thing to do is to make sure that he really is dead ….” There’s a silence… Then a loud gunshot… Then Saudi Basiji comes back on the phone and says: “Okay, now what? !

Persian Joke 213 : In these days, the ring-tone of Mullah Cellphone / Rouhani Cellphone/ Ayatollah Cellphone is : didin ridim to din! .. to din ridim didin! .. didin ridid to din! .. to din ridin didin !! that means: We Mullahs shitted on Religion ! Did you see How we Mullahs shitted on Religion! We Mullahs Fucked Religion ! .. You Mullahs shitted on Religion! …

Persian Joke 214 : The Road Signs that you can see before entering The City of (5km before entering the city of ) : 1. Qom: Reduce your IQs and Reduce your level of Understanding ! (Az Fahm&Sho-ur Khod Bekahid ! ) 2. Khomeini-Shar : Reduce your Anger, Reduce Speed of your stream of invective against Khomeini ! 3. Qazvin: Please Prepare your pAss ! (Bah Roku vared shavid ! ) 4. Semnan: Rouhani is Arab Jew, not a man of Semnan! Fuck Rouhani ! .. 5. Abadan: Welcome to France ! .. And 5km to Brazil !

Persian Joke 215 : An Ayatollah was a religious fanatic who did a lot of EteKAF in his house! (Etekaf means spiritual Ascension, and spiritual Ascension = a spiritual journey from the earth into heaven ! ) One day, his wife went to his EteKAF room and saw that Ayatollah is badly injured and his face and his body are full of shit & blood ! She said: Yah Sheik, What has happened ?! The Arab Ayatollah said: I told you 100 times that when I want to go to Meraj = spiritual journey at Ascension’s night (Shabaye Meraj !) you should turn off the ceiling fan !!

Persian Joke 216 : They ask a blond girl: How many boyfriends you have ? She says: 3, 4, and sometimes 10 or even 100 ! I am a super-modern girl ! They say: Wow! How do you handle them = handle your relationships with your many boyfriends ?! She says: It’s so easy. Each day of the week I am with one of them; and sometimes, I eat breakfast with one guy; I eat launch with another guy; I eat dinner with another guy .. And sometimes I eat multiple breakfast and multiple launch / dinner in one day !! .. And that’s why we super-modern girls are always on a diet !!

Persian Joke 217 : They ask Gazanfar: Where is the United States of America (USA) ?! Gazanfar: the USA is a shithole country that its greatest Comedians (like Robert Williams) commit suicide because they are so depressed. The USA is also a shithole country that a very stupid Clown = Trump is its President! … They: And where is Iran or Persia ? Gazanfar: Iran is a country in which even the most depressed people and poorest people make a lot of jokes on a daily basis, and Fuck Mullahs / Fuck Islamists / Fuck Rouhani and Fuck the West’s puppets and have a lot of fun on a daily basis !

Persian Joke 218 : In these days, Iranians ask Qazanfar: why are you so angry Qazanfar?! And Qazanfar says: Now All Iranians including Qazanfar are so angry. Now even Qazanfar knows why Rouhani is CIA. Now Qazanfar doesn’t make jokes. Lets forget Trump and his Sanctions = future Sanctions. Even in a normal life, when Everything is normal & there is no Enemy, if they = Government attack all Sarafies and close them down, then the price of Dollar will increase by + 300%. Even when Everything is Good & Normal (= Gol & Bolbol), if you attack all Sarafies and close them and say: having Foreign Currency or Dollar is a crime (Qachaq!), Buying & selling Dollar is a Crime (And it’s FATF, or FATF Plan of CIA), then you just create a great Economic Chaos & Economic Instability, and increase all prices & dollar price. All Iranians know it. Even Qazanfar knows it ! But who can do such things in 2018 ?!! When Trump and The Enemy threaten Iran, who can implement FATF Plan of CIA in Iran?!! The answer is clear: Only The CIA’s Iran Project = Rouhani = Khamenei. In Iran, The CIA is Rouhani. In 2018, they talked about Tak Nerkhi ! (unification plan = A Free market for dollar) and they did FATF plans in the name of Tak Nerkhi = one rate or one price for Dollar in the Free Market ! Before The FATF Coup of 2018, Mullahs had Two exchange rate for Dollar : (1) The official rate -that was about 3000 Toman (2) Free market rate = Sarafi rate – that was about 3800 Toman. But they said that they want to implement Unification plan = FATF Plan = 1 Nerkhi = 1 rate or one price for Dollar in the Free Market at the time of Trump! For the first time in Iran’s History, Rouhani attacked all Sarafis, and then announced a unified exchange rate of 42,000 to the dollar, and banned the Free Market ! = all Sarafis = all Currency shops from operating !! And it’s The FATF Coup of 2018, or part of it ! Now even the Mullah media and (CIA’s media like Al-Monitor = Rouhani media = CIA’s Iran Project’s media) confess that Europe and CIA asked Rouhani to fast-forward its unification plan = FATF Plan !! to help Trump & his Sanctions Plan! But it’s just a small part of the story. The CIA’s Rouhani officially declared that his plan is: to unify the exchange rates! One rate for Dollar in the Free Market ! But when his CIA’s FATF plans increased the Dollar price by + 300% in several weeks, and his CIA mission accomplished (his CIA mission to help Trump), then Rouhani and Mullahs created Shish Nerkhi !!! = 6 different rates / prices for dollar !!! In fact, 2 Rates = 2 Nerkhi became 6 Nerkhi = 6 Rates !!, while they did their FATA Coup in the name of 1 Nerkhi = 1 rate for Dollar in the Free Market ! So, now Even Qazanfar knows their Great Treason & FATA Coup. They attacked all Sarafis and all elements of Free Markets, attacked all principles of Free Markets, attacked all Economic Principles, attacked the Open Market and all its principles in an Blatant way, and aided the Enemy of Iran by increasing the dollar price from 3500 Toman to +10,000 Tomans (…) But do you know know what is the most Weird or Shocking Fact?! (Midooni Ajib-tar chie?!) No one says Nothing !! (hich ki hichi nemige !!) All journalists, all media, all exiled whores and all exiled media and all Western media say nothing – even one word – about Rouhani’s FATA Coup & Rouhani’s Evil acts and How Rouhani helps Trump. Rouhani is Corruption on Earth. Rouhani’s Treasons and Rouhani’s Lies and Rouhani’s FATC Coup show that Rouhani is Corruption on Earth. So, it’s obvious why Iranian people say: Rouhani and Rouhani’s team must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran & Iranians. Even Qazanfar knows the whys! But just look who defend Rouhani ! The CIA’s Iran Project, Al-Monitor & CIA’s Media defend Rouhani ! Just look how all Media censor all news of FATF Coup in 2018 ! Just look how they censor all news of FATF & Rouhani & FATF Plans including attacking all Sarafis to increase Dollar price and to help Trump! The so-called Exiled Media and all Media censor such important Facts, and say nothing – even on word- about The FATF Coup of 2018 ! .. All Exiled whores = exiled journalists and all exiled media are CIA’s media and CIA’s journalists = CIA’s whores who just say what the CIA wants. They defend the Nuclear Turkmenchay, because it’s want the CIA wants. They defend Rouhani & Traitors & Spies, because it’s want the CIA wants. They are worse than Rouhani. They defend Rouhani & FATF & Anti-Iran Plots, because it’s what the CIA wants. They even defend Trump & Arab Barbarians! They even defend Trump & Anti-Iran Barbarians! And it’s not a joke. They are jokes”.

Persian Joke 219 : They ask Qazanfar: Trump’s insanity & stupidity show that Trump is Turk (Turk-e Khar) or Trump is Arab Jew .. What do you want to say to Trump ?! Qazanafar: I just want to tell Trump: Hey American Sodomite, Don’t play With the Lion’s Tail because .. They: But it’s what their fucking Rouhani of CIA said .. Qazanafar: But Rouhani is Arab Jew, not Iranian; This Arab Jew Rouhani talks like Saddam – about the Mother of Wars that is a 100% Arab Jew thing. Rouhani is Arab Jew, not Iranian. So, he doesn’t know what is Iranian, and also the real meaning of this Iranian Proverb: Don’t play with .. Now I want to explain it more ! As you know Persia is Lion, and the main symbol of Iran is Lion since the ancient time. Don’t Play With the Lion’s Tail actually means Don’t Play With the Lion’s Dick ! In fact, We Iranians say to Trump: Hey American ANt, Don’t Play With the Lion’s Dick ! The more you play with it, the harder it gets ! And then the Lion (Persia) will fuck you and send you to hell ! .. So, BE CAUTIOUS ! Don’t Play With the Lion’s Cock ! BE CAUTIOUS !

Persian Joke 220: (It’s a Persian joke made by the Great Persian Satirist, Zakani, in about 700 years ago) A couple went to court. Woman said to judge: this man doesn’t do his marital duty, and he violates my s-exual rights! Man said to judge: I do whatever I can do with all my strength! Woman said to judge: But Only 5 times (if he does it 5 times a day) make me satisfy ! Man said to Judge: I can only do 3 times; I have no strength for the next 2 times .. So, finally the judge said: OK, in each case / each fight I should sacrifice myself; OK, I will do that 2 times !! ( = 2 times sex with that woman)

Persian Humor 1: Unfortunately, most Non-Iranians know nothing about The Great Persian Satirists including Zakani. Many writings of the Great Persian Humorists including Obeyd Zakani and many other Persian Satirists have never appeared in English. It’s so shameful. The Internet Censorship is so important, and we all should ask: Why do they censor or ignore Today’s Persia, Ancient Persian, and even the Persian Jokes & the Great Works of many Talented and ingenious Satirists & Humorists of Great Persia ? There are some English books about The Great Persian Satirists. One of this book is : Obeyd Zakani The Ethics of the Aristocrats and Satirical Works, translated by Hasan Javadi. It’s a 100 page book (by Hasan Javadi 1985, Jahan Book Co) It’s Not a so bad book. You can easily find this English book in the internet. You can also find the English translation of Zakani’s booklet of ‘Mouse and Cat’ in this link: h-t-t-p://moosh-o-gorbeh.farangis.de/index.htm .. We hope Iranians and other good guys create such good websites more and more. Zakani’s Mouse and Cat’ is an important Satirical story about the fight of the oppressors and the oppressed, and Zakani shows us how a Cat or a Mouse becomes Mullah = Religious Charlatan = Trump! (keh Gorbeh shod Abed-o Zahed-o Mosalmana ! ) We hope that the good guys create many websites about many Persian Satirists & Satirical books of Persia. Zakani’s satirical booklets are really great. Many works of Obeyd Zakani / Qazvini include ‘Oshaqnameh’ (Lovers’ Letter), ‘Akhlaq al-Ashraf’ (Ethics of Elite), Tarifat (Definitions), ‘Dah Fasl’ (Ten Chapters), ‘Sad Pand’ (100 Advices), Hazliat (Adult Jokes) and other works of Zakani clearly show that Zakani is one of the Greatest Satirists & Humorists in Human history, and his great Persian works are actually part of the Human Legacy and the Iranian gifts to mankind. If you know nothing about Ancient Persian Satirists, then you stupidly think a new-born country like the USA (with 250 years history) and American comedians invented Jokes or Comedy !! If you know nothing about Ancient Persian jokes, then you stupidly think many European or American jokes are new jokes !! , while they are just new versions or copies of Persian Jokes, Ancient Persian Jokes

Persian Humor 2: Some wise Iranians say: “As you all know, the Internet Censorship is a very important issue. And The Internet Censorship & Spying is a Global issue. Nazis say Hi Hitler ! , and now Masons say Hi Filter ! (Internet Filter ! ) They read almost all Emails, and monitor all web surfings; and all your social media actives are monitored and controlled by them. The so-called Social Media is actually Social Spying (Mass Spying etc) & Social Engineering & Mind Control Project. Even most of the VPNs or Anti-Filter tools are actually Orwellian tools that the Big Brothers have created them, or control / manipulate them. In fact, this shitty world is so shitty & so Orwellian – beyond most people’s imaginations! The story of Snow-den, and also the closure of Lavabit ( = the closure of a so-called Private Email provider in USA) was one of the Biggest Scandals in the US history and in the History of the Internet & Informatics. So, after the closure of Lavabit, many non-Iranians & Iranians (including us) stopped using personal emails, and stopped doing or using many other things. After the closure of Lavabit, it became so clear that Nothing is private; Big Brothers read Emails, all comments and almost Everything. So, after the closure of Lavabit, many (including us) don’t want to use or read any private emails or private comments. As you all know, private emails or private comment is a joke in today’s world ! So, if you send any private emails or comments (to us, and in this website) you should know that (we) don’t read them! In fact, now many (including us) only read public comments and public things. So, as the Wise Witty Iranians say: if you want to say any positive of negative things, good or bad things, say it in public places or by public comments (ie say / write it in a website, blog etc) Even according to The 99.9% law = The 99.9% Censorship law, Sooner or later we will find your comments, read them, and answer them ! But you must keep The 99.9% Censorship law in your mind ! (We will write more about it later) But to put it in a nutshell: if the Army of Good guys create more than 1000 good things, then you can find 1 or 2 of them by search tools or search engines! In other words, If you say 1000 things or 1000 words, then we can find 1 or 2 of them! And it’s a general law! Now – after many years and many experiments & experiences – it’s clear that Big Brothers & Search Engines try to censor, hide or boycott the 99.9% of The Truth & Everything ! For instance, when you find 20 good things about one issue by using search tools or search engines, it means that at least about 20,000 to 40,000 good things exist ! This rule works in Iran and The West. For instance, If one million of Iranians talk / write about Fucking Rouhani & Fuck Rouhani, then the West & search engines censor 99.9 % of what Iranians say, and you can only find 1000 Fuck Rouhani = 0.1 % ! This law is The 99.9% law or The 99.9% Censorship law ! Of course, it’s a rule of the Best cases = when the CIA & Mafia don’t ask them to censor. If the CIA & Mafia ask them to censor or cover up one issue, then 100% of Everything is censored or boycotted by search engines & media ! (like the case of Iranians Fuck Trump or Iranians Fuck Rouhani etc) Keep this rule in your mind. In the West and Western media, The Truth and Not Censoring the Truth are the exception rather than the rule ! They hide or censor the 99.9 % of all Facts & all real News & Real people’s comments & all True things about Iran and other countries. Keep this law in your mind. This law is The 99.9% law ! Now the West’s mass media openly talk about A New Era of Mass Surveillance in Europe! (2017 / 2018), and shamelessly say: Germany, France and UK – Europe’s powers – have passed laws granting their spying agencies unfettered power to conduct bulk interception of all communications across Europe and beyond !! .. The UK’s “Snoopers Charter” authorizes the UK Government & GCHQ to engage in bulk interception, acquisition, and equipment interference of all communications ! If you send an email to a friend in UK or USA, you can be sure that GCHQ reads your email !! (2017/ 2018) In fact, the UK is like or worse than Mullahs. The UK is the Teacher of Mullahs. The UK is the Master of Mullahs. Now Iranians creating many good cartoons about British Mullahs, and why & how Mullahs are British agents. The new Iranians cartoons show that Rouhani is British Queen’s son, Khamenei is British Mason, and Khomeini was British Agent. Iranians truly say: Our Iran has been destroyed since the day a Mason or a puppet of UK became King or Vali Faqih ! (Vatan az Anrooz Viran shod .. Keh Mozdoor-e Biganeh Rahbar shod !! = Keh Freemason Shah / Rahbar shod ! ) Iranians know who was pulling Pahlavi’s strings! All Iranians know Who is pulling Khamenei’s strings or Rouhani’s strings! If you ask Iranians: Who Pulls the Strings of Mullahs? Their answer is clear: The UK or The CIA. In fact, all Iranians know British Mullahs and their British Master = Arbab ! Now in Aug 2018, even their own Basiji media & Islamist media confess: Rouhani is a British Citizen ! .. and MI6’s Rouhani is a Jewish member of UK Queen’s family! (below pix)”.

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Persian Joke 221 : Iranians ask the Ayatollah BBC : Why do you the British pigs of BBC defend Rouhanis & Islamic Regime of Mullahs? The Ayatollah BBC says: for the same reason the UK and the BBC defend Saudi Arabia, Bahrain and other Arab Dictators and Arab Islamists & Zionists and Israel and all other Anti-Iran Barbarians & Terrorists ! … And now the Ayatollah BBC & UK & CIA say to Iranians: Please choose one of our puppets as your leaders ?!! Please, Please?! We beg you to choose one of our puppets = Masons = Mullah (Rouhani / Islamist) or Monarch (Pahlavi) or Mercenary (Rajavi, Marxist Islamist etc) ?! But Iran’s people including the Large Army of Wise Iranians = Millions of Mirzadeh Eshghi say to the UK & BBC & CIA & Trump: Hey you stupid Leaders of the West, you have no shame and no honor and no human dignity, but Are you totally Brainless , with no Brain ?!! Hey You The West’s Big Brothers = American Ayatollahs !! (Giram Haya Nadari !! , Sharm-o Sharaf Nadari !! , Hichi Maqz ham Nadari ?!!! Ey Sheikh-e America-ii ?!!! ) Maybe You can play your silly Games & your stupid Dirty Tricks with other nations & other countries, but You can Never, Ever play with us = Iranians ! (een Bazi-o Kalak ra, een Keid-o Sheytanat ra, bah har keh mitavani, bah maa Nemitavani !! )

Persian Joke 222: (It’s a Persian joke about Sheikhs (= Mullahs) made by the Great Persian Satirist, Zakani, in about 700 years ago) On the Sheikhs and Arab Islamists ! Some facts and definitions: The Sheikh = Satan himself ! .. The Donkey = His aids ! .. The Devils = His followers ( = Islamists) .. Non-existent: Their Brain ! .. Lie and Hypocrisy = What the Sheikh says about the world ! .. Nonsense: What the Sheikh says about the world to come !! .. Islamist or Hajji = someone who tells Big lies and swears falsely by God ! .. Roguery, Violence, Hypocrisy, Dissimulation and Falsehood: The ways of the Elite and the Mullahs !!

Persian Joke 223: They ask Qazanfar: What is Rouhani’s policy? Qazanfar: Trump’s policy is “America First” policy, But Rouhani’s policty is Iran Last policy! Rouhani’s policy is Arab First, Jew Second, America Third, Britain Forth, France Fifth ….. and Iran Last !!!! . It’s the Islamic Policy of the Anti-Iranian Regime of Mullahs

Persian Joke 224: One day Qazanfar goes to see a doctor, and says: oh Doctor, the mother of my wife has eaten poison ! Doctor takes a look at her, and says: So, why her head is injured and broken ?! Qazanfar: Because at first she was resisting, and she didn’t want to eat poison !!

Persian Joke 225: The witty Iranian men say: In Iran, all good things are female or women (= Khanoom = lady) like Khorshid Khanoom (Sun), Khanoom Gole (Flower), Khanoom KhoshGele (Beautiful), etc. But all bad things are male or men (Aqa = Sir) like Aqa Gorge ! (Wolf) , Aqa Dozde (Thief), Aqa Khare (Donkey) AN Aqa ! (Shit) ! = Zina-Zadeh = Aqa-zadeh = Harum-zadeh ! = stupid bastards ! etc

Persian Joke 226: They also ask Gazanfar: What is Trump’s success?! Gazanfar: Shitting on America ! And showing & proving that America is a Racist Shitehole country! … They ask Qazanfar: What is Rouhani’s success?! Qazanfar: Shitting on Religion ! (Ridan beh Diin) = Destroying Arab Islam & putting an End to Islamic Regime! … They: How we should spell your name or What we should call you: Qazanfar, Gazanfar, Ghazanfar or … Gazanfer: there is no difference; all of them are the same shit !

Persian Joke 227: Iranians ask Qazanfar: Why do USA and the West support Monarchists & Marxist-Islamists (MEK/ MKO) ?! Qazanfar: It’s The West’s Democracy! In the West & UK, Democracy is Tyranny! Democracy is Monarchy! Iranians: Wow! Qazanafer you have become an intellectual, better than Noam Chomsky! Qazanfar: Fuck Chomsky. Chomsky is a super idiot, worse than Qazanfar. Now even idiots like Qazanafer know that Mullahs = Monarchists are Satl-AN-Talab ! (In Iran, Monarchists are called SaltANat-Talab, but witty Iranians call them Satl-AN-Talab! Satl =bucket, AN = Shit, Talab = seeker / lover; So, Satl-AN-Talab = Shit-seekers ! Shit-Lovers = Monarchists) All Iranians hate Monarchists, including Islamic Monarchists = Mullahs, and secular Monarchists = Pahlavists. All Monarchists are Shit-worshipers and Shit-lovers. Their Shah-zadeh is actually Shash-zadeh (Shash = Piss, zadeh = born) Iranians: But why do the US and the West love Tyranny, Monarchy and Shash-zadeh?! ( = Piss-born = made of piss & shit ! ) Qazanfar: When USA & Trump love and defend Arab Terrorists, Arab Barbarians and Arab Piss-eaters = Arabs who drink piss / camel’s piss, then what can you expect from them?! Piss & Shit is part of America’s DNA = Trump’s DNA ! And that’s why USA & Trump love Arab shit-eaters & Arab piss-eaters = Arab Barbarians = Arab Islamists & Arab Dictators & Arab Terrorists ! The West is full of shit. The West and its stooges are Shits and Shit-lovers like Trump & Trump’s fans. All of them are Satl-AN-Talab = Shit-lovers! Like Mullahs & Basijis, most of the so-called Monarchists & Pahlavists are Arab Jews, not Iranians. Like Mullahs, most of the so-called Monarchists & Pahlavists are Masons or Arab Jews = Shit-eaters and Shit-lovers, that’s why they make love with Saudi Arabia & Anti-Iran Arabs, and also that’s why they are Shash-zadeh and love Shash-zadeh ! ( = Piss-born = made of piss & shit ! ) America is full of shit. America is Shit-lover and Shit-worshiper ! And that’s why America loves Shit-eaters & Piss-eaters = Arab Islamists & Saudis who drink Camel’s piss ! Trump is just the tip of their Shitberg ! (Shit-berg (like iceberg) is a very large mass of shit floating in the sea of piss & shit)

Persian Joke 228: The Great Persian Poet Rumi wrote one of his famous stories about idiots like Rouhanis / Mullahs and their Islamic Turkmenchay. In these days, Iranians see this famous Ancient Story as the story of Rouhanis & Nuclear Trukmenchay: One day two stupid idiots (= Rouhani & Ayatollah) – who had one donkey- were meeting with a group of charlatans (= American thieves / politicians) After the dinner, the Charlatans asked Rouhani & Ayatollah to repeat with them the Turkmenchay’s motto : ‘The donkey is gone, The donkey is gone, The donkey is gone’ (Khar Berafto , Khar Berafto , Khar Beraft ! ) The very stupid idiots = Rouhani & Ayatollah thought that they are happy winners, and charlatans are their friends and want to have fun ! But the very stupid idiots = Rouhani and Ayatollah didn’t know their American friends were secretly selling the donkey, and when the buyer asked: I know the real owners of this donkey. Do they agree?! The charlatans told the buyer: Yah, Rouhani and Ayatollah are agree, Don’t you hear them?! And the buyer looked, and said: Yah, you are right; the great idiots Rouhani and Ayatollah are happy, and happily singing: the donkey is gone, the donkey is gone, the donkey is gone’ ! (= Khar Berafto , Khar Berafto , Khar Beraft ! )

Persian Joke 229: The witty Iranians say: “Now in 2018, even stupid Animals / Basijis confess that The Donkey is gone = Khar Beraft is Islamic motto of Islamic Regime ! In fact, now even idiots know that The donkey is gone = Khar Beraft = The Islamic regime is gone ! = The Arab Islam is gone ! Now all Iranians say bye bye to Arab Islam = Jewish Religion of Arab Donkeys & Monkeys! Now The Jewish Ayatollah (Khamenei) defends this Jewish Freemason (Rouhani) and his Turkmenchay & his FATF Coup of 2018, and even their own Mullah TV confessing that The Jewish Ayatollah Khamenei is CIA Iran Project = Rockefeller’s Iran Project! So, it’s obvious why all Iranians say bye bye to Arab Islam = Jew Religion of Arab Cows & Donkeys, and why even stupid animals / Basijis confess that The donkey is gone = Khar Beraft means : The Islamic regime is gone ! = The Arab Islam is gone ! Now, all Basijis and Mullahs are signing: Khar Berafto , Khar Berafto , Khar Beraft !”

Persian Joke 230: (It’s a new version of an ancient Persian joke) Qazanfar goes to a (Jewish city), and opens a Zoo there ! He says: Entering Fee is 50 Dollar .. but no one comes! .. Then he says: Entering Fee is 40 Dollar .. but no one comes! .. He says: Entering Fee is 30 Dollar .. but no one comes! .. He says: Entering Fee is 10 Dollar .. but no one comes! .. He says: Entering Fee is 1 Dollar .. but no one comes! So, Qazanfar becomes angry and says: It’s Free ! Entering Fee is 0 Dollar! It’s totally Free ! Then (all Jews) come, and (zoo becomes a Jewish city ! ) ! So at this moment, Qazanfar closes the gates of Zoo, and open the doors of Lions cage and all wild animals cages, and says: Now, The Exiting Fee is 100 Dollar !!

Persian Joke 231: Iranians say: Sex is a good and useful thing, and if you do it with your wife / husband it’s a Miracle! If you do it with a loved one it’s Love; if you do it with your secretary it’s leisure ! If you do it with a street hooker it’s Job Creating ! If you do it with a neighbor it’s alliance ! If you do it with a widow or a divorced man it’s Kindness! If you do it with an old woman/ man it’s Self-Sacrifice !! .. But if you rape a woman it’s an Arab Islamist thing, a Jewish Jihad = Arab Islamic Jihad ! Don’t do it !

Persian Joke 232: The Evolution of a female Basiji-Islamic Profile in a Social media: Month1: Without photo .. Month2: photo of an animal .. Month3: photo of a kid .. Month4: photo of a Western girl ! .. Month5: a censored photo of herself .. Month6: a photo of her face .. Month7: a photo of porn stars! .. Month8: a photo of herself with a loose Hijab ! .. Month9: a photo of bikini girls .. Month10: a photo of herself without Hijab .. Month11: a photo of herself in Bikini .. Month12: a photo of herself as an Arab Whore in Jewish Po-rn films !

Persian Joke 233: Qazanfar was checking the Smart-phone of his girlfriend ! Qazanfar: Who is John (Reza) ?! She: He is my social friend ! Qazanfar: Who is David (Davud) ?! She: He is my classmate! Qazanfar: Who is Donald (Ali) ?! She: He is a close friend of mine, he is like my brother! Qazanfar: Who is Frank (Javad) ?! She: He is a good boy! Qazanfar: Who is Kate (Zara) ?! She: She is you ! I prefer to use a fake female name for you because I want that my parents and specially my Mom put their trust in me, and I don’t want to betray their trust, and I want to show them that I don’t have any boy friends !! (ta Shak Nakonan ! )

Persian Joke 234: Do you know why does Trump Bark a lot ?! Same reason a little dog Barks a lot ! … Do you know why does Trump Bark & Fart a lot ?! Because Trump is a little dog and also a farter that reminds Iranians of an ancient Persian joke made by Zakani: (It’s a new version of it .. and Lion is a symbol of Iran / Persia) One day American president (Trump) went on a lion hunt. The American President was Barking and Farting. They asked him, “Why are you Barking?” He said, “So that the lion will be afraid” ! “Why are you farting?” They asked. Trump said, “Because I am afraid too’ !!

Persian Joke 235: They ask Trump: Who is Arab Terrorist? Trump says: America ally ! .. They: Who are savage Arab Terrorists? Trump: America allies who are 9/11 Terrorists ! .. They: Who is a very savage Arab Terrorist? Trump: America allies who are Anti-Freedom and Ant-Human barbarians, but America loves them so much! .. They: Who are so so bad? Trump: They are Iranians who hate Arab Terrorists & Islamists = America allies. Those who hate our America allies = Arab Islamists + Arab Dictators + Arab Terrorists are so so bad !

Persian Joke 236: Qazanfar becomes an Analyst ! , and says: In Iran, Men are the real victims, not the women! For instance, if men wear their best clothes (tip-bezanan), women say: Do you have a date ?! With whom ? .. If men don’t wear good things and dress quickly, women say: you men don’t have any style & good taste ! (Saliqe Nadarid !) .. If men say I Love You a lot, women say: Is this your trick, and Do you want to fool me? What is your secret plan?! .. If men don’t say I Love you, women say: So, you love someone else ?! who is she ?!! … If men laugh a lot, women say: Are you clown?! or what has happened that you are so happy?! Who is she?! .. If men don’t laugh, women say: why are you a sick and depressed pig?! (che Margete ?! ) .. If men ask for dinner , women say: You men only care about foods and your belly ! (Faqat Fekre Shikame) .. If men don’t ask for dinner, women say: It’s not clear he has eaten his shitty foods / dinner with Whom?! Who is she ?! .. (Maloom nist bah ki Sham Koft Karde !! ..)

Persian Joke 237: Iraj Mirza (1873 – 1925) is a famous Poet & Satirist of the Iranian Constitutional Revolution of 1905. But now our Iran’s people change Famous Satirical poems of Iraj, to talk about the current situation! For instance it’s like a Famous poem of Iraj Mirza: Hojat al-Islam Kalak mizanad ! ( = Ayatollah plays dirty Tricks) Gooz Yeka-yek beh Alak mizanad !! ( Ayatollahs Fart & Fart & Fart! ) FATF, Khiyant-o Cou-Deta (FATF, Treasons and Coup detat), Sheikh Dar-e Dooz-o Kalak mizanad ! (Ayatollah plays silly games ! ) Haml-e beh Sarafi-o Arz-eDolar !! (Mullahs attack Sararfis/ Currency Shops & Dollar ! ), Khamenei Baz Kalak mizanad ! (Khamenei plays dirty Tricks again !) Jew-e Rouhani-o Seif al-Arab !! (the Jewish Rouhani & CBI’s Arab Seif = Arab Sword !! ) Koos che Rosva be Falak mizanad !! (are just revealing all Arab Jewish Secrets of Mullahs & their Arab Islam !!! ) Guyand-Aqa Hame Shab zir-e Pol ! (they say Ayatollah goes to secret place! ) Nameh beh Dargah-e Trump mizanad !! (and send many secret messages to Trump !! ) Khaen-e Pasti bovad een Bi-Sharaf !! (Ayatollah = Rouhani is so mean, Anti-Iranian Traitor ! ) Daem Har Ruz Kalak mizadand ! (Rouhani only plays dirty tricks) aamade London ze Baraye Labby ! (Mullahs go to London for Lobbying ! ) Sheikh-e Mason baz Kalak mizanad (the Masonic Rouhani is playing silly games again ! ) Enshalalah 2-ruze Degar (But very soon, in the near future) Kheime az Anja beh Darak mizanad !!! (All Mullahs will go to Hell !!)

Persian Joke 238: The Best Things in Qazvin are : (In Qazvin, butt or ass is called Kan / KAN) Best Place: DoKAN (supermarket) .. Best Car: PayKAN .. Best Footballer: German’s Oliver KAN ! .. Best City: ArdaKAN … Best Animal: PeliKAN .. Best Trade-mark :Kenwood = KANwood ! .. And The Best Islamic Manager: DaadKAN !! (= an Islamist name that means ass-giver ! Daad means gave) After the Nuclear Turkmenchay, DaadKAN is actually the name of all Mullahs and all Basijis who gave their ass to their Great Satan! Now it’s clear that Rouhani or Khamenei is a real DaadKAN !

Persian Joke 239: They ask Gazanqar about How to Kill America, and How to put an End to United States?! Gazanqar : It’s so simple ! Just ask them to vote for Trump, and to make Trump their US President ! Trump himself knows how to fuck America, and How to kill America ! As you know the biggest threat to America is Trump ! …. They ask Americans: Why are Iranians so smart? Americans: Because none of them are blonde ! … They ask Ghazanfar about How to Destroy A Country or The Economy of Country? Ghazanfar: It’s so simple ! Just ask the CIA to create a puppet regime like the Islamic Regime of of Mullahs in that country !! And the second way is that they ask a Rouhani = a Traitor & Economic Terrorist of CIA = Ayatollah to implement IMF Plans and FATF pants in that country, and destroy Economy & Everything ! It’s so simple !

Persian Joke 240: In 1980s, Qazanfar became a Basiji = a stupid animal ! But now Qazanfar is becoming Human ! (dareh Adam mishe ! ) We Iranians ask Qazanfar, The Basiji: Do you know that Rouhani has been forced to change his CBI = Central Bank of Islamists (CBI) ?! Qazanfar: really ?! That CIA’s Arab, Seif, who worked for CIA & CFR & Rockefellers has gone?! Iranians: Yah, The CIA’s Seif is Gone ! Qazanfar: But the CIA’s Seif must be tried and executed for all his Treasons. Iranians: Yah, But in August 2018, this CIA’s Economic Terrorist = Rouhani = Khamenei saw that the secret of his FATF Coup is revealing, so he tried to play new silly games by changing his CIA’s Seif in August 2018 ! But now a CIA Arab, Abdul-Nasser is CBI Governor of Mullahs! Qazanfar: Are you kidding ?! Seif was an Arab Jew (Seif means Sword in Arabic! The CIA’s Seif means the CIA’s Sword ! ) But now this Arab, Seif, has gone but a new Arab with a pan-Arab name, AbdolNasser, has come?! Are you kidding me?! Iranians: No! It’s not a Joke ! Qazanfar: His name is a pan-Arab name = Gamal AbdelNasser of Egypt ?! Only a pan-Arab barbarian is called AbdulNasser. If his name was Saddam or Saddam Hussein, it would be better than AbdolNasser ! Iranians: yah, it’s so ridiculous. Saddam was a follower of Jamal AbdelNasser! The Baath party was AbdelNasser’s party = pan-Arab party ! But now a Baathist = AbdolNasser = a pan-Arab of Baath is CBI Governor of Mullahs !! (In Arabic, Abd means Slave; Abdol / Abdel = Abdul = Abd of = Slave of) AbdolNasser = Abd of Nasser = Slave of Nasser is a 100% pan-Arab name = a Baathist name. Only pan-Arab pigs = Anti-Iran Barbarians name their sons after Saddam or AbdelNasser = Pan-Arab Leader ! The Savage Arab Dictator Jamal AbdelNasser was The Enemy of Iran & Persians & our Persian Gulf. Arab Dictator Jamal AbdulNasser was a Freemason and a British agent. But now The CIA’s Seif = the CIA’s Sword has gone, but CIA’s Arab AbdolNasser = a pan-Arab & Anti-Iran Barbarian is CBI Governor or Mullahs?! How Mullahs should prove that Mullahs are Anti-Iran Arabs?! How Mullahs should prove that Mullahs are pan-Arab Barbarians = Anti-Iran Shits?! Now CIA’s pan-Arab Jamal AbdolNasser Hemmati is CBI Governor of Mullahs !!! And it’s not a joke ! The Islamic Regime of Mullahs is a joke. In fact, The Mullahs = The Baath party! AbdelNasser + Saddam = Ayatollahs! Anti-Iran Arab Barbarians = Saudis + AbdelNasser + Assad + Saddam = Islamic Regime of Mullahs = Baath Party ! Assad or Saddam was Pan-Arab Leader. Saddam or AbdelNasser was Pan-Arab Leader & Anti-Iran Barbarian! So How Mullahs should prove that Mullahs are pan-Arabs & Anti-Iranians?! How Mullahs should prove that their Islamic Regime is a pan-Arab Regime = Anti-Iran Regime?! Qazanfar: Now everything is so clear. Even a stupid idiot like Qazanfar knows that the CIA’s Islamic Regime of Mullahs is Jewish & Arab = Anti-Iran. Which Iranian calls his son AbdolNasser ?!! Only a 100% Non-Iranian pig & a pan-Arab pig is called AbdelNasser or Saddam! AbdolNasser is a code-name that can show you everything. Now a pan-Arab pig, Jamal AbdelNasser Hemati is CBI Governor of Mullahs! And CBI’s deputy is CIA’s Iraq-chi !! So, Khamenei is Saddam Hussein ! Khamenei is Saddam of CIA! (Sad-dam in Persian means 100 Trap or 100 Tricks! ) All Iranians know this CIA’s Arab Spy, Iraq-chi = Arab Jew from Iraq. The story of Iraq-chi and AbdolNasser is not a joke! Their Islamic Regime is a joke. Their Arab Islam is a joke. The UK is a bad joke. The UK’s Mullahs are jokes!

Persian Humor 3: Some wise Iranians say: “Unfortunately, most people know nothing about The British Islam or The Jewish Islam of Arabs. Unfortunately, the British Islam is NOT a joke ! Have you seen or read anything about UK Queen Hijab?! Yah, The UK Queen in Hijab ! Just look ! (below pix) Now in 2018, their own British Islamists say that UK Queen is Sayyid !! Now If you google for British Queen Hijab, British Queen headscarf, Hijab British Queen headscarf etc, then you will find thousands of photos about the British Queen’s Hijab !! (So, according to The 99.9 % Law : Millions of facts & photos exit !) Now British Islamists say : The UK Queen is an Arab Sayyid that means The UK Queen is a Jewish Kohen. And when you take a look at Their Queen Elizabeth & her Hijab, you can understand why the UK Queen is the Mother of Mullahs! As you know, Hijab is a Jewish tradition of Arabs & Jews. In fact, Hijab was a Jewish tradition of Semites. And as Brits say, the UK Queen is a Jew, with the Jewish Blue Blood ! UK Queen is a Jewish follower of Jewish traditions including Hijab, Religious Deception (Taqqiya), Incest, Pedophilia, and Child sacrifices ! Even if you know nothing about the UK’s Jewish Queen and the Satanic Royal Family of UK, then the pictures of UK Queen’s Hijab can show you why many say: The UK Queen is Arab Sayyid = Jewish Cohen !. Now if you google for ‘British Queen Muslim Queen’, then you can find many good things! For instance, Brits and Non-Iranians talk about: UK Queen Elizabeth’s ties to Arab Islamists! , The Queen of England Is a Descendant of Arab Islamists ! , Queen Elizabeth related to Arab Jews = Islamists ! , Queen Elizabeth is a Secret Jew Arab !, Queen Elizabeth is a Secret Jew Islamist ! , UK Queen is a child of Arab Jew Prophets !! It’s so laughable, but it’s not a joke ! The UK Queen wears Hijab! If you have doubt, just search the internet ! , and find thousands of photos of The British Queen in Hijab ! The UK Queen of Barbarians is actually the Masonic Mother of all Islamists, and that’s why Iranians say: Mullahs refer to UK Queen as their Mother or Bibi ! (Bibi-e 2Alam !) ! UK Queen is Queen Mother of Mullahs! Now even the good Brits talk about The Satanic British Royal Family, or The Truth About The So Called Royal Family of UK, and say : They are ALL Jews! The British Royal Family are Arab Jews! The UK Royal family is Rothschild Royal family ! In fact, UK Queens have always been too mush Satanic & too much Arab Jew ( = az Bikh Arab .. ! ) Have you heard about a new Film called The UK Queen Victoria and Adbul ?!! (check Joke 248 ! )”

Persian Humor 4: Some wise Iranians say: “Now the UK’s Islamists openly talk about The Battle for The British Islam ! It’s so laughable. Just search the internet. They talk about their UK Queen Hijab, and also The UK Queen’s British Islam !, and the UK Queen Elizabeth Arab Jew ancestry !! The Barbarians and Evil forces including the UK & the West desperately try to hurt our Iran, (But as we said before) our wise Iranians truly say: If they hurt our Iran & Iranian people, then we Iranians reveal all their secrets, all their Jewish secrets & Masonic secrets ! (Patashoon ro ruye Aab mirizim ! ) But today, there is no need that our wise Iranians reveal the UK secrets! The Wise Iranians can wait ! Now even Brits talk about the UK secrets, and say: (Do you know) The UK Queen Elizabeth Arab Jew ancestry ?! .. British Queen is a Jew Queen ! .. British Queen is an Islamist Jew ! .. British Queen is a secret Jew Islamist ! (2016 to 2018) Many things should be said about The UK Queen of British Barbarians, and we Iranians have many things to say about the British Queen of Barbarians ! (we have already written about it (check Archive) and we will write more about it later) But Now even The UK Queen’s Jewish Hijab shows that The UK Queen is Arab Sayed or Jew Kohen ! And it’s what Brits say ! Just search the internet. Now many talk about Princess Diana’s Jewish mother, and his Jewish lover = a Jew Arab of Egypt. But the Jew Princess Diana was just one of the Jewish members of the Jewish Royal family of UK ! The Brits talk about the Jewish Blood or Blue Blood of The UK Queen = British Queen of Jews! They even say: Trump is British Queen = female Jew ! They picture Trump as British Queen! Trump in British Queen’s clothing! (check below pix) It’s so laughable. Just search the internet. The British Masons & Jews say: Satan save the Queen ! = Jewish God save the Queen ! But the good Brits say: God Fuck the Queen! In recent centuries, and specially since 1979, the Jewish Mullahs & British Mullahs have polluted our Iran; Their Arab Islam = Jewish Islam & British Islam have polluted our Iran. The Jewish British Mullahs and their Battle for British Islam have created many many disasters in our Iran. So, our Iranian people have every rights to Fuck UK & British Jews = British Masons / Mullahs! The UK Queen Hijab, and this fact that the UK Queen wears Hijab is so important. Pictures of UK Queen Elizabeth in Hijab can show you many things. The Queen of UK is actually The Queen of Hijab ! Now British Masons & British Islamists have websites like HeartHijab.com !! – in which the British Barbarians defend Hijab ! , and talk about how many times their UK Queen Elizabeth wore hijab ! Can you believe it ?! You can find many good photos of the UK Queen of Hijab in their websites! For instance, check this link : h-t-t-ps://www.hearthijab.com/hijabstyles/hijab/our-favourites-times-queen-elizabeth-wore-hijab ! When you take a look at such British websites & how British pigs defend Hijab & Queen & British Islam ! , then you can only use K-word = F-word to curse UK and British Queen & British Islam & British Mullahs = British Masons & Islamists!”.

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Persian Joke 241: (It’s an old Persian joke) Three American Jews and three Iranian engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three American Jews each buy tickets and watch as the three Iranians buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?”, asked Americans. “Watch and you will see”, answer Iranians . They all board the train. All three Iranians cram into the toilet and close the door behind them. Then conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, “Ticket, please”. The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The American Jews saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the US Jews decide to copy the Iranians on the return trip and save some money! When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Iranians don’t buy a ticket at all !! “How are you going to travel without a ticket?”, ask US Jews. “Watch and you will see“, say Iranians. When they board the train the American Jews cram into a toilet and Iranians cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Iranians leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet where the American Jews are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, “Ticket, please.” !!

Persian Joke 242: (It’s a Persian joke about Turks, made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) On the Turks and Their Traditions ! Some facts and definitions: Gog and Magog = The Turkish Barbarians who invade other countries .. The Infernal Guards: The Turk leaders ! .. The Famine: The result of their invasion (= Turk Barbaric invasion) ! .. The Confiscation and Thievery: The Turkish gifts ! .. The Flag of Calamity: Their banner ! (Turk banner) .. Plundering: Their profession ! ( = Turk job ! ) .. The Sudden Earthquake: When they come ! .. Paradise or Heaven = What they will never see !! .. (In Zakani’s era Turk-Mongol was the main symbol of Barbarians. In fact, Turks were like Trump and America allies = Arab Islamists & CIA’s Arab Terrorists & Jew Arab Barbarians of our time) And now, when Trump, Saudi & ISIS & Iraq & Turkey’s Islamists( = Erdogan) and Khamenei make love, and do many Anti-Iran Traitorous Evil acts, you should add: Telling Lies and Betraying = Turk Islamist profession! .. Puppet dictator = their leader ! .. Saudi ISIS / DAESH = their soldiers! or their allies .. The CIA = their Master ! .. Anti-American gestures = their game ! .. Jewish Masons = their Islamic leaders including Saudis & Erdogan & Ayatollah .. Khamenei = a Turk Islamist = Anti-Iran Turk Arab Jew of Iraq .. Zionist IMF, Rockefellers, Turkmenchay and FATF = Turl Islamist loves ! = Jew Arab’s loves ! = Khamenei’s loves !

Persian Joke 243 : When God created Arab Mullah / Arab Basiji / Saudi, he just said to his angels: Oh, shit, I have shitted, not created ! (Ma Riddim, Khalq Nakardim ! ) It’s not creation, it’s just shitting, the Art of Shitting ! … In fact, the Mullahs and Basijis = Arab Jews, Trump and Arab Islamists are Shits in Human clothing !

Persian Joke 244: (It’s a Persian joke made by the Great Persian Poet Sadi in about 700 years ago) In the Jungle – that is run by the rule of the Jungle ! – a fox who was running away. We asked : why are you running away? Fox: it said they were catching camels. We said: but you are not a camel ?! why are you running away?! Fox: Because they first arrest you and torture you, and then they try to see or prove that you are a camel or not !!

Persian Joke 245: Iranians say to Rouhani & Khamenei: I don’t know what makes you so stupid; I don’t know which MI6 or CIA projects make you so stupid, but it really works !! … Iranians also say to Rouhani & Khamenei & Larijani & other Arab Jews = Mullahs: Hey Jewish Mullahs, your real Arab homeland called, they want their idiot back ! .. Were you born this stupid, or from where did you take the lessons of Stupidity & being stupid ?! And Mullahs say: In the UK, and the UK’s Masonic Universities that are like Trump University ! … And Trump University is like the Islamic University of Rafsanjani / Velayat-i !

Persian Joke 246: A Basiji was Madah = A man who sings Islamist song. One day he used his wife’s dressmaking book, because his Islamist songs book was like her book (and her wife was a dressmaker) So, when he wanted to sing Islamist songs, he opened the book, and asked Basijis to say & repeat : Abalfazl = Oh Jesus ! .. He sang in this way: The waist of this Islamist woman! Basijis say: Abalfazl = Oh Jesus ! .. The Ass of that Islamist woman! Basijis say: Abalfazl = Oh Jesus! .. The Breast of this Islamist woman, Basijis say: Abalfazl = Oh Jesus ! .. The Boobs of that Islamist woman, Basijis say: Abalfazl = Oh Jesus ! …

Persian Joke 247: The Great Iranian writer, Beyhaqi (995-1077), wrote in 1000 years ago : There was a man who procured concubines for a prince and received ample rewards for them! And a Sheikh told him to remember that Pimping is better than being Sheikh / Mullah ! … Mahasti Ganjavi, a 12th century female poet of Persia, wrote in about 800 years ago: When the Sheikh’s Arab wife came with child, he found it extremely odd, and he was Saying to himself: I am old and cannot have an erection ! And this Arab whore is not Mary! So whence the benediction !!

Persian Joke 248: An Arab baby was born in a bus. His Arab Parents called him Abdul Bus-et ! ( = Abdul Vahed !) In Arabic, Abdul = Abd of = Slave of .. An Arab baby was born in Saudi Royal family. His Saudi Parents called him Abdul Puppet !! .. An Arab baby was born in Emirate Royal family = Arab whorehouse of UAE. His Arab Parents called him Abdul Fucker ! (Abdul Jakesh !) .. An Arab baby was born in Bahrain Royal family = Arab Brothel of Bahrain. His Arab Parents called him Abdul Farter ! (Abdul Kos-Khol !) .. And a Arab Islamist baby was born in British Royal family = Brothel of Britain. The Brits called her UK Queen !! = Abdul Satan ! … And now the UK makes a very shitty film called the UK Queen Victoria and Abdul (2017) ! , that is a film about the love story of UK Queen Victoria & Islamist Abdul ! And it’s not a joke ! It’s Reality! Abdul was an Arab Islamic Mason of India, and the Brits say their UK Queen Victoria learned Arab Islam from him & Islamist Masons! The UK and their Queens are too much Satanic & too much Arab Jew ( = az Bikh Arab .. ! )

Persian Joke 249 : (It’s like a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) As you know, Americans asked Rouhani to dance! But while Rouhani was dancing, Iranians said, “Oh, Rouhani you are not dancing in good tune; you are just making a fool of yourself !” Rouhani replied: “I don’t dance by the tune, I dance by decree !! … Khamenei defends FATF & Rouhani & Turkmenchay, simply because Rouhani = Khamenei is a Jew Agent of CIA / MI6. Now Both Rouhani & Khamanei Dance with the Great Satan = their American Arbab = British Masters, but they don’t dance by the tune! Rouhani & Khamanei dance by CIA’s decree!

Persian Joke 250 : Iranian-Americans say: I heard Donald Trump wants to deport criminals .. Great when does Trump leave! … But Iranians say: In the near future, When Iranian people want to deport or punish Arab Jew pigs & criminals like Khamenei & Rouhani and other Jewish Mullahs & Arab Islamists = Anti-Iran Barbarians, then the West & Mass media shed crocodile tears for Mullahs & other Arab Islamists, and say: Why are you Iranians so angry & aggressive ?!! (che Melat-e Parkhash-ju-ii ! ) Why are you so intolerant and violent people?! (Eva che Khashen ! ) We and our puppets kill you and torture you, but you should be calm, polite and good victims! Be good victims ! Don’t protest against your Oppressors ! Don’t punish Killers & Criminals! Don’t punish our Agents & our Destroyers of your Iran ! Be good victims! Be good Sheep ! Let us kill you & plunder you & destroy your country and keep you & your country weak and backward ! You must respect Rapists & Killers! … And it’s not a joke. British Logic is a joke. American Logic is a bad joke. They say: If we Criminals kill you and torture you it’s a good thing! But If you punish killers and Criminals it’s a bad thing ! The West defend criminals and shed crocodile tears for Criminals = West’s stooges, but attack victims !

Persian Joke 251: (Two Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) They ask an Arab: why your children don’t look like you ?! Arab: If our Iranian neighbors leave us alone, then our children will be our real children and will look like us ! … An Arab man said to an Iranian woman: I want to taste you, to see you are sweeter or my Arab wife? But Iranian woman said: If you want to know about this issue you can ask my Iranian husband, because he has fucked your Arab wife!, and he knows both tastes !!

Persian Joke 252: They ask Iranians: What is Mullah = Rouhani ?! Iranians: Mufti / Mullah = Rouhani is a poisonous Mushroom that grows near London and Qom, and also in the shitty deserts of Savage Arabia ! … They ask Iranians: What is Trump or US Politician ?! Qazanfar: US Politician or Trump is another kind of poisonous Mushroom that is Shit-lover = Arab Islamist-lover, and grows near Washington and also in American shit-holes ! … They ask Iranians: What is Reza al-Pahlavi or Monarchist = Savaki ? Iranians: Experts say It’s a kind of shitty & weedy weeds = Basijis that grows in CIA’s toilets / WCs near Regime Change area! But we Iranians believe that Monarchist or Reza al-Pahlavi = Pahlavi is Arab Parasite or Microbe that is dead, because our Iran & all Iranians have been vaccinated against Monarchy by Anti-Mullah = Anti-Monarchy vaccine = Anti-Shah vaccine to protect our Iran against Tyranny & Puppet regimes & All puppets of the West ! … They ask Iranians: What is Rajavi or MEK / MKO / PMOI ? Iranians: It’s nothing! Forget it! It’s a kind of a tiny microbe & parasite = an Arab parasite of CIA like the Arab microbe of ISIS, al-Qaeda or al-Pahlavi that all Iranians = 100% Iranians hate it so much, and have been vaccinated against it !

Persian Joke 253: (It’s a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) An Iranian man saw that an Arab kid was crying a lot and his Arab mother could not make him silent. So, man said to kid: If you don’t stop crying, I will fuck your mother ! And then Arab woman happily said: The kids don’t take your words / our words serious; your words cannot make my kid silent, only your action / our action can make him silent !!

Persian Joke 254: (Two Persian jokes made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) A Iranian man was eating Ice cream (Faludeh), but ice cream was not sweat enough; so he said : Did they make this ice cream before God & Angels teaching Bees how to make honey ?! (Qabl az Vahy beh Zanbur Asal ?! ) … Mullah Nasredin and his donkey – that was a slow and old donkey- were going that a man asked him: Where are you going? Nasredin: I go to the City’s mosque for Friday prayer. Man: But idiot today is Tuesday! Nasredin: Even If (with this donkey) I can reach there until Saturday then I would be a lucky man !

Persian Joke 255: The Patriotic Iranian Hero, Mirzadeh Eshghi (1893 – 1924) was one of the Best and Wise Intellectuals & Satirists of Iranian Constitutional Revolution of 1905. The wise Iranians say: “Eshgh means Love, and he called himself Eshghi because his Great Love was Great Iran / Persia. The UK and British Puppet Dictator (Pahlavi) and British Agents killed Eshghi in 1924 / 1303 (We will write more about Eshghi later) Lets take a look at some of his great poems in about 100 years ago; Only with a few changes in these old & Famous poems, you think these Great poems are about FATF Coup of 2018, all Recent Events & all Anti-Iran Mullahs : Such Islamic parliament and its Islamist members must be shitted on ! (Beh Chenin Majlis-o bar Sher-o-Verash Bayad Rid !!) Rouhani & Such Mullahs and their Arab Religion must be shitted on! (Beh chenin Akhundo Diine Arab-ash Bayad Rid ! ) For the sake of Iran, the Shah and the Mullah must be shitted on! (Bahr-e een Molk, beh Shah-e Arab-ash Bayad Rid ! ) .. Their Jewish Islam of Arabs was a Shame / Blot on Humanity, Didn’t you see it ?! (een Diine Jew-hudam beh Khoda Nang-e Bashar Bood !! , Didi Che Khabar Bood ?! ) Whatever Islamists and Mullahs did was loss upon loss ! , Didn’t you see it ? (Har Kar keh Kardand Zarar ruye Zarar Bood, Didi Che Khabar Bood ?! ) These two British Mullahs (Rouhani & Khamenei) hurt and betray all Iranians, Didn’t you see it ?! (Yek Mellati az een 2-Nafar (Rouhani & Khamenei) Khoon bejar Bood !! , Didi Che Khabar Bood ?! ) Their Master is UK, and the UK & London & (FATF) order Rouhani & Khamenei to do Anti-Iran Acts ! , Didn’t you see it ?! (Dastoor ze London bodo bah (FATF) Bood !! , Didi Che Khabar Bood ?!! ) Did you see how The British Ayatollah fooled MPs (and Basijis), and how the British Ayatollah sodomized (Basijis) ?!! (Didi keh Modares ( = Mullah) Vokala ra hame Khar kard, Darb-e hame Tar Kard !!! ) This British Sheikh ( = Rouhani = Khamenei) was actually FATF / Rockefeller !! , Didn’t you see it ?! (een Sheikh-e Pedar Sookhte (= Khamenei) Khod (FATF / Rockefeller) Bood ! , Didi Che Khabar Bood ?!) …. Such a great and beautiful poem (You can read other parts of this Great Satirical Poem in Persian Joke 258) Rouhani’s Coup = The FATF Coup of 2018 is one of the Greatest Treasons in Iran’s history. Khamenei = Rouhani is the Greatest Traitor in Iran’s history. But one day, our Iran had only one Eshghi, and the UK killed him. But today Millions of Eshghi, millions of Mirzadeh Eshghi live in our Iran. It’s so so important”.

Persian Joke 256: (two Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) A man was looking and staring at a beautiful woman in a road. (After some minutes) the beautiful woman said: If you look at me in this way, your thing will be hard but others will do it to me! … An Arab was looking in to a jam of wine and seeing his own face, but said: Mom Mom come and see that a Thief is our jam! His Arab mother came, and after looking at jam said: Oh yah, and an Arab bitch / Ugly whore is with this Arab Thief !!

Persian Joke 257: Two Basiji officers crash their patrol car into a tree. After a moment’s silence, the first Basiji says to the other, “Wow, I think that’s the quickest we’ve ever got to the scene of an accident ! … Qazanfer and Two Basijis were confessing to their great sins! Basiji 1 says: My great sin was when I started to think about Khamenei’s lies ! Basiji 2: My great sin was when I started to think about Islamic lies of Mullahs / Rouhanis ! Qazanfer: My great sin was when I accepted your Islamic lies, and when I thought that you the fucking Basijis and Islamists are humans, not stupid animals !

Persian Joke 258: Mirzadeh Eshghi (1893 – 1924) is a Great Man & Martyr of Great Iran / Persia. The Wise Iranians say: Mirzadeh Eshghi was a young, but great man; and that’s why the little men of the Little Brain including the British Queen and her puppets Reza Pahlavi = Reza Pofyooz al-Pahlavi & British Mullahs / Masons killed Mirzadeh Eshghi . In his Great Poem, Majlis 4om or Didn’t you see it ?! (Didi Che Khabar Bood?!), Eshghi said in 100 years ago: Their Master is UK, and the UK & London order them (Mullahs) to do Anti-Iran Acts, Didn’t you see it ?! (Dastoor ze London bodo bah (FATF) Bood !! , Didi … ?!! ) They (Mullahs) are the Greatest Traitors in Human history, Didn’t you see it ?! (Dar Bi-Sharafi Ebrat-e Tarikh-e Bashar bood !! , Didi Che Khabar Bood?! ) The Mullahs are British Whores of British Lord Curzon (and of Rockefellers) !!! , Didn’t you see it ?! (Ham Siq-e Curzon bodo ham (Rockefeller) bood !!! , Didi … ?! ) Their Baggiest Secret is that the Mullahs are Whores of the UK & Curzon, and it’s the Most important thing !! (Roospi Zan-e Curzon yeh Akhund yeh Mullah-st !!!, Matlab Hame In-jast !!!!! ) This shitty Mullah (Rouhani) is a very shitty, greedy, illiterate & Shameless Spy ! (aan Sheikh-ak Rouhani-e Zar Maslak-e Riqooo !! , Kam Madrak-o Porrooo !!!) This Sodomite Mullah (Rouhani) is a Whore of UK and (Rockefellers), Didn’t you see it ?! (Har Ruz Jolo Rockefelle Lokht-o Damar bood !! , Didi Che Khabar bood ?!! ) This British Mullah (Rouhani) wanted to make (Zarif) Foreign Minister, with the help of the UK Embassy !! (Mikhast (Zarif) ra beh Vezarat beresand ! , ba Zoor-e Sefarat !!! ) In these years this British Mother-fucker (Khamenei) was the Boss of all Mullahs, Didn’t you see his Treasons?! (Har Daf-he ke een Qah-be ! (= Mother-fucker Mullah) Reiisol Foqaha shod !!, Didi ke che Haa shod ?!!) The Religion & Islam was just a toy & tool for (Khamenei) !!, Didn’t you see it ?! (Islam-o Ammameh barayash Sa-re Khar bood !, Didi Che Khabar bood ?! ) This British Ayatollah (Khamenei) shitted on Religion & all Mullahs, Didn’t you see it ?! (Ridi beh Sar-e har che keh Ammame beh Sar bood !!! , Didi … ?! ) Thank God that you Mullahs fucked your Religion! Thank God that the Islamic Regime’s life is short, and the Islamic Regime will go to hell soon! (Sad Shokr keh Omrash cho Zamane beh Gozar bood ! …) …”

Persian Joke 259: Three Arab Basijis stood on one side of the river, wondering how they’re going to get across to the other side. The first Basiji, in desperation, begins to pray: Oh, Satan, please make me smart enough to get across this river! Satan hears this and turns him into an American !, and he swims across the river. The second Arab Basiji then also starts to pray, saying: Oh, Satan = Arab God, please make me twice as smart as the last Basiji so I can get across this river ! So Satan turns him into a Briton, and he desperately tries to build a boat and to row across the river. The third Basiji seeing this, also start to pray: Oh God, real God, please make me as smart as a real human! So God turns him into an Iranian, and he just walks across the bridge !!

Persian Joke 260: They ask Qazanfar: What is Economy?! Qazanfer: The classic books say: the Economy is the relationship between production, trade and the supply of money. But the CIA’s Islamists & CIA’s Rouhanis say: the Economy is the relationship between Islamists and Jewish IMF / FATF and the supply of Tyranny & Turkmenchay ! … They ask Qazanfar: What is inflation ?! Qazanfar: It’s something that is always less than 10%, even if all prices increased by 100% or 1000% ! The rate of inflation will never increase ! Even if all prices increased by 500% !, then the rate of inflation increased by only 1% ! And this is Rouhani’s Economy, and what Rouhani has learned in UK’s Masonic universities ! Mullah or Rouhani is the Greatest Traitor in Iran’s history, who has created the Greatest Treasons (Turkmenchay, FATF Coup etc) in Iran’s history. So, it’s obvious why Iranians say: Rouhani and Rouhani’s team must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran & Iranian people

Persian Humor 5: Some wise Iranians say: “Almost all Anti-Iran Agents of CIA / MI6 -from Khamenei, Rouhani and other Mullahs to Monarchists / Pahlavists, Marxists and Mujaheds ( = Jihadis = MEK / MKO) are Jew Masons or Arab Jews = Secret Jews. Apparently Raza al-Pahlavi is an Arab Jew of CIA, and now he himself is proving it ! Not only his Big Jewish nose but his relations with Saudi Piss-eaters and other Anti-Iran Arab Barbarians & Arab Jews show that Raza al-Pahlavi is an Arab Jew = Secret Jew. Their own historians say: In 1900s and 1910s, The first Pahlavi – that his fake name was Raza Pahlavi I – was a rootless (non-Iranian servant) & unknown British slave = a Bi-Father&Mother ! = someone whose father was an unknown person, and his mother was an unknown whore, maybe (a Jewish whore) And it’s a good question if you ask: Why do both Reza Shah (Pahlavi) and Khomeini have the same story, with the same non-Iranian roots and with the same secret & mysterious childhood, and both of them are Bi-Father&Mother that means their parents are unknown pigs = secret Jew Agents of UK ?! If you do some research about both Reza Shah (al-Pahlavi) and Khomeini (al-Arab Jew Shah of Mullahs), you can find many good & important things about the Secrets of British Imperialism & Jewish-British Agents (We will write more about it later) But now the witty Iranians say to Raza al-Pahlavi: Don’t you feel ashamed ?! (Khejalat Nemikeshi ?! ) Millions of wise Iranians = Adam Hessabi = Millions of Iranians who are wiser & better than you Pahlavi live in Iran – and they should become Shah / King if Iran wants a King ! – but you the stupid animal & Anti-Iranian Shit see yourself as Shah or Shash?! And Reza al-Pahlavi says: What is Shash? Iranians: Shash means Piss or Urine! All Iranians say Reza al-Pahlavi is Shash of Iran ! Reza al-Pahlavi says: OK, so Shash means Shah! And Pahlavi is Shash of Iran! Iranians: Hey idiot, Tell your Shash-lovers = Shah-lovers = Monarchists = Piss-lovers = Jew Arab piss-eaters who have polluted our Iran: If our Iran wants a King or Shah, then millions of wise Iranians = Adam Hessabi, who are wiser & better than Pahlavi, live in our Iran! But when we Iranians = Millions of Well-educated & Wise Iranians are perfectly capable of becoming King / Shah of Iran, then we should have a election to choose one of them as King, and it’s a Republic system, stupid! Today, our Iran has millions of Kings, millions of Shah, and you Pahlavists/ Monarchists = CIA’s puppets are Shits & Shash! If you have even 1% humanity or Iranian thing, Why don’t you feel ashamed when you talk about Monarchy and your Shash ( = Pahlavi) in the 21st century and in presence of millions of Kings and Millions of Shah = Millions of Wise Iranians?! ( Sharm Nemikonid ?! Khejalat Nemikeshid ?! .. ) You don’t you feel ashamed at all, simply because You Are Not Iranian. As all Iranians know, we Iranians have an ancient proverb about Shameless Jerks like you & your USA & Trump: A little Shame is a good & necessary thing! (Khejalat ham Khoob chizie ..! ) Today is not the 19th century, or 1979 ! If you the Mullahs and Monarchs are God’s Agent or Shadow of God ! (Saye Khoda ! or Neyeb-e Khoda), then we Iranians are God ! (Maa Khod-e Khoda-im ! ) You the CIA’s puppets are Soldiers of our Cyrus the Great ?!! But we Iranians are Cyrus the Great himself ! (Maa Khod-e Kourosh-im) You are CIA’s slaves, Trump’s cows or Anjabi-parast = Arab-worshipers or America-worshipers! You Are Not Iranian! You – from Rajavists / Pahlavists to Mullahs / Islamists- are Anti-Iran Traitors; and the fate of all Anti-Iran Traitors is the same, and quite clear. Our Persia / Iran doesn’t need King / Shah = Shash ! = Vali ! (Vali Faqih) But even if our Iran wants a King, then millions of Wise & Capable Iranians can be King of Iran, and we should have an election for choosing a King, and it’s The Republic System, idiots ! (If you choose a King for 4 years or 8 years, then King is called President ! )”

Persian Humor 6: Some wise Iranians say: “Today, it’s quite clear Who is Iranian, and Who is not ! Today it’s quite clear that Mullahs, Islamists and other Trump’s slaves including al-Pahlavi and Pahlavists are Arab Jews & Shit-lovers / Shit-worshipers and Anti-Iranian Shits & Anti-Iran Traitors. (As we said before) We Iranians call them al-Pahlavi or al-Rouhani, al-Pahlavists etc to show their Tazi, Arab & Anti-Iranian nature. Al-Pahlavi like al-Rouhani, al-Khamenei, al-Rajavi and al-Basiji = al-Saudi pigs are Arab pigs and Anti-Iran shits. In 2018, our Iranian people say to all them: Shut the fuck up, you Anti-Iran Traitors ! (Shoma-ha Khefe shid Khaenin Mozdoor-e Ajnabi = Iran Forushan! ) Today, in 2018, Iranian people say to Anti-Iran Traitors & Arab Jew Spies, including al-Rouhani, al-Pahlavi, al-Khamenei, al-Rajavi, al-Pahlavists, al-Basiji and al-Mullahs and all Arab Jew pigs = Shut the fuck up, you the Anti-Iran Traitors & Stooges of the West ! You Are Not Iranian! You Are Traitor & Spy & Stooge & Slave & Anti-Iran Pig! Now almost all Iranians say such good things, and create good campaigns like: YouAreNotIranian =You-Are-Not-Iranian = You_Are_Not_Iranian , and say to Rouhani, Khamenei & all Mullahs & Basijis & Pahlavists & Rajavists & other CIA agents = Anti-Iran Traitors : Shut the fuck up you Stupid Bastards! You Are not Iranians! It’s so good and so important that Iran’s people say such good things, and show the depth of their Awareness & Wisdom. But Basijis and Islamists and Pahlavists and other stupid bastards of CIA desperately try to copy or repeat (QerQereh konan ! ) what we Iranians & our Iran’s people say! The good pix & cartoons that millions of the real Iranians create and publish in Iran are censored; The Iranian pix & cartoons have pictures of Khamenei & Pahlavi & Rouhani & Rajavi & Basiji, and say to them: Shut the fuck up, you all Anti-Iran Traitors & Stooges of the West ! You Are Not Iranian! (Shoma-ha Hamegi Khefe shid Khaenin Iran Forush .. ! ) But most of such good Iranian pix have dead links now ! Basijis change these pix, omit Mullahs from them, or re-make them! (like below pix, that is a Basij-made pix) But our Iranian people know Who is Who !, and that’s why our Iranian people say to all Masons – from Basijis to Pahlavists: You Are Not Iranians. You are Traitors = Iran Foroush; So, Shut the fuck up Traitors = Masons = Mullahs & Monarchists & Mujahed & Marxist etc! You are Arab Jews! = You are Masons = You are Anti-Iran Traitors = You are Rouhanis ( = Masons! ) If Rouhani or Donald Trump is Iranian, then you are Iranian too! You Islamists and all Trump’s cows & Trump-lovers = Shit-lovers and Ajnabi-parast = Arab-worshipers & America-worshipers are Not Iranians. If Trump & Khamenei & Netanyahu & Rouhani & Saudi King are Iranians, then you are Iranians too ! Al-Basiji, al-Pahlavi (Al-Reza al-Pahlavi), Al-Rajavi (al-Maryah al-Rajavi), Jew Ali al-Nourizadeh (= al-TaziZadeh). al-Hassan al-Rouhani, al-Iraqi ( =al-Khamenei), al-Hindi (al-Khomeini), al-Arab Jew (al-Larijani) and other Arab Jew Bastards are Satan’s children and Enemies of our Iran & Iranian people. Who Betrayed Iran & Iranians?! Their aunts ?! (Amashoon?!) Now, these mother-fuckers and their Jewish British Mother ( = UK Queen) ! Just take a look at their Jewish Nose ! Their Big Jewish Nose ! Al-Pahlavi’s big nose is so Jewish ! , like the Jewish Mullah Mesbah’s nose & Jewish Jahangiri’s nose! All Experts know The Jewish Nose ! There are many kinds of Big Nose. But the Jewish Nose is very special thing ! Now it’s quite clear that Reza al-Pahlavi is exactly like Mullahs and other Jews & Arab Islamists = Trump’s cows = Basijis. So, you can ask yourself: al-Pahlavi is a secret Jew Mason?! al-Pahlavi is a CIA Arab?!! The story of the Secret Jews, their Jewish nose, Jewish Hijab, Jewish Kohanim & Jewish Turbans and other Jewish signs & Jewish traditions is a long story. The wise Iranians say to American Imam Donald bin Trump & British Imam Bibi al-Queen and their pigs: If you hurt our Iran & Iranian people, then we Iranians reveal all your secrets, all your Jewish secrets & Masonic secrets (Patatoon ro ruye Aab mirizim) But our Iran’s wise people can wait ! , because now The Bad guys themselves are revealing their secrets! It’s funny that now even Jews & non-Iranian Jews talk about Jewish Kohen, Jewish Kings, Jewish Kohanim, Jews in Turbans and their Jewish secrets! It’s so informative ! Just search the internet ! Their Jewish Soup is too salty !”

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Persian Joke 261: (It’s a new version of old Persian jokes) An overweight guy is watching TV. A TV commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds (4 kg) in a week. So the guy signs up for it. Next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign about her neck that reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me! As soon as he sees her, she takes off running ! He tries to catch her ! , but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds! After this, he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week! The next morning an even more beautiful woman is standing at the door, in similar conditions. The same happens with her as the first woman, except he almost catches her ! .. So, excited about this success, he decides to do the master program! Before he signs up, he is warned about this plan. But he is so greedy and so horny, so he signs up! The next morning, waiting at the door, is a hulking 300 pound muscle man with nothing but a pair of running shoes, a raging erection, and a sign around his neck that says, If I catch you, you’re mine !! The man was supposed to lose 25 pounds in the week; but he lost 34 !!

Persian Joke 262: They ask Basijis: What is Islamic Economy ?! Basiji1: The Islamic Economy is Jewish IMF Plans! Basiji2: The Islamic Economy is Embezzlement, and stealing people’s money! And finally the Basiji Economists say: their Books say the Economy is the relationship between production, trade and the supply of money. But our Islamist books (of Islamic crooks), and According to our Imam Ali bin Rockefeller (Khamenei), the Islamic Economy is the relationship between the FATF, Embezzlement, Thievery and the supply of Bribery ! … They ask Mullahs: What is Islamic Banking ?! Mullah1: Islamic Banking means people invest their money, and we Mullahs steal their money! Mullah2: Islamic Banking means people save their money, and we Mullahs waste their money! Mullah3: Islamic Banking means that Iranian people enjoy Islamic bank loans ( = 1000 dollar) with 30% interest rates !!, while Canadians enjoy Non-Islamic bank loans with 4% interest rates ! And our Basijis = Islamic Crooks enjoy Millions of Dollars as a Bank loan ! Bt Basijis = Islamists don’t repay a loan! .. And finally Rouhani says: What these 3 Mullahs said is true. In fact, the Islamic Banking is Zionist FATF plans & Zionist IMF Plans!

Persian Joke 263: In 1980s, some Iranians were in a private party in Tehran, but suddenly a group of Basii thugs attacked to the party ! Boys and girls were in a big room, that its walls had the pictures of American Hippies and British Hippie singers. But when Basijis saw those pix (Hippies have beard, and look like Basijs) they just said to boys & girls: Shame on you! You stick the pictures of our Basiji Brothers and our Martyrs on your walls, but then you do such non-Islamic things?! Do you love our Basiji religion & these Basiji & Islamist martyrs that their photos are on your walls? … And all boys & girls burst out laughing!

Persian Joke 264: What is Freedom ?! America says: Freedom means you can talk or write, and we can censor you! If you tell the Truth about Trump & America, then we try to censor you and .. and how dare you tell the Truth about America & Trump & American values?! And it’s the American Freedom! Britain: Freedom means you can talk or write what we want or what we tell you! Freedom means our British mass media are free to tell Big lies and to defend Dictators & Mullahs & Traitors and to tell what we dictate to them! And you are free to be silent, or to accept our British Big Lies ! And Don’t make judgment! .. France and Germany: Freedom means we are free to give Free Speech Awards to Nazis & Zionist-Islamist Fascists like Sadegh Zibakalam and other Basijis & Fascists! Freedom means we are free to tell Lies & Big Lies and to insult your intelligence, and you are free to be a good sheep and to accept our dictates. And Don’t make judgment ! Don’t think, and Don’t use your Brain! Be a good sheep!

Persian Joke 265: Gazanfar goes to America & Foreign countries! They ask him: What do you call an American virgin? Gazanfar: A myth ! .. They ask Gazanfar: What do you call an Arab Jew with a half a brain? Gazanfar: Gifted ! … And one day Gazanfar becomes a Jewish intellect, and a close friend of Noam Chomsky! So, he issues the following Jewish Fatwa = Jewish intellectual command : The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less ! … And Team work is important because it helps to put the blame on someone else !

Persian Joke 266: They ask Qazanfar: Donald Trump has had several foreign wives = foreign whores, who were illegal immigrants. But this stupid Bastard Trump attacking immigrants ! What do you think ?! Qazanfer: Trump’s foreign wives = whores are actually foreign workers who do jobs that the real immigrant won’t do! .. So, Trump attack immigrants, but defend whores & pedophiles & rapists and other illegal shits & invaders like Trump and Trump’s family who have invaded & polluted America !

Persian Joke 267: Gazanfar goes to America! They ask him: Why do Americans use the phrase “Ladies first” ?! Gazanfar: The only reason the phrase “Ladies first” was invented was so guys could check out women’s asses ! … They also ask Gazanfar: When and why do Americans use the phrase “Human Rights” ?! Gazanfar: The only reason the phrase “Human Rights” was used in the UK and then in the US was so European Barbarians and British Barbarians could pretend that they are Humans ! , not animals or Barbarians !

Persian Joke 268: They ask Rouhani: What is Zero inflation ? Rouhani says: When a CIA Economic Terrorist ( = Rouhani) attacks all Sarafis, and implement FATF Plans = FATF Coup of 2018, and thus increase the dollar price from 3500 to +10,000 Toman, and then all prices increase and increase and increase on a daily basis, then we and our Islamic media and Western media say: It’s Sanctions, while there is no Sanctions Now! And we just want to help their future Sanctions! Now we and our Islamic media say: When all prices increase and increase and increase because of Rouhani’s Treasons & Rouhani’s FATF Coup, it means Iran enjoys Zero Inflation !! … Now in August 2018, When all prices have increased by 100% or 1000%, the Mullah TV (IRIB) and Rouhani say: the inflation rate is near zero ! The inflation rate is below 10% !! , and it’s Zero inflation ! (August 2018) … And it’s not a joke. Rouhani’s treasons are beyond jokes, and that’s why almost all Iranians say: Mullahs, Hassan Rouhani and Rouhani’s team must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran and Iranian people

Persian Joke 269: (It’s an ancient Persian joke) Mullah Nasrudin heard a knock at his door one night. He opened the door, and an Arab man standing there said: Mullah, can you help an Arab and provided me with some shelter for the night. I am Arab God’s nephew ! Nasrudin said: Really ?! My house is small. But I can offer the most exalted place to spend the night. Nasrudin stepped outside and turned to Arab man and said, “Follow me.” They went and reached the Mosque. Nasrudin turned to the Arab and said: It’s the Best place that you can stay the night, because it’s your own Uncle’s house !! = your own Arab Palace !

Persian Joke 270: They ask Qazanfar: Do you know why the name of John Bolton is John Bolton ?! He says: This little sodomite John Bolton is a joke. The first name & real name of John Bolton was John Sholkon! Bolton is a Sodomite. Since his childhood, US pedophiles were sodomizing him and telling him: Hey, John Shol-kon ! Hey John Shol-kon ! (John Shol-kon means: John loosen it! John loosen your ass! John loosen your muscle …) So, John Shol-kon, John Sholkon finally became John Bolton !

Persian Joke 271: As you know, many people truly refer to Saudi Arabia’s Muhammad Bin Salman as Muhammad Bin Satan ! But when you say to Iranians that Saudi Muhammad Bin Satan eats this shit or that shit, then Iranians ask: Savage Arabia has had many Muhammad Bin Satan, so you talk about Which of their Muhammad Bin Satan ?! Their first Muhammad Bin Satan, or the last one, or what ?! …. And as you know, Savage Arabs drink piss (camel’s piss, holy piss etc); Savage Arabs eat shits (camel’s shit, locusts, lizards etc) So We Americans conclude that Arab Jews = Arab Islamists, from the first Saudi Muhammad Bin Satan (Bin Abdol-Wahhab) to the last Muhammad Bin Satan (Bin Salman) are good guys simply because they eat shit, drink piss, and create good things like Islamism, Terrorism and The 9/11 Attacks and other good Terrorist attacks .. And it’s part of Trump’s letter to Netanyahu !!

Persian Joke 272: Ali Akbar Dehkhoda (1879 – 1955) is a famous & modern Iranian Satirist of the Iranian Constitutional Revolution of 1905. In his Satirical works including his famous ‘Charand-o Parand = Crap & Non-sense, Deh-khoda says: Adam Smith was a charlatan, and he had been wrong in identifying nature, labour and capital as the three factors of wealth & production, because the (British King and the British Royal family) and all Kings = Shah don’t work, and their natures do not function well because they do drugs every night ! Their Capital is actually people’s money and people’s capital = what they have stolen from people ! So, Adam Smith is a stupid liar … It’s funny that Deh-khoda literally means : Village God ! ( Deh = village, khoda = God )

Persian Joke 273: What is Democracy ?! America says: It’s voting for a Fascist Dictator & Pervert like Trump ! UK says: It’s voting for a lifelong Dictator like the British Queen! God save the Queen ! France says: It’s voting for a Pedophile Bloodthirsty Imperialist Faggot like Bonaparte! Germany says: It’s voting for a Nazi leader ! Hi Hitler ! Arab Islamists say: It’s Arab Islamic Dictatorship that is a kind of Jewish Tyranny & Jewish Sadism & Satanism. Ballaho-Akbar = Baal is Great ! Basijis say: Democracy means You vote, but I count, and we decide, and they control us, and they dictate how we live our lives, and they dictate what we should have and what we should not have. In fact, our Islamic Democracy means giving our dirty Islamic ass to Great Satan in a heroic way! In fact, our Islamic Democracy means Total Treason & Tyranny & Turkmenchay !

Persian Joke 274: What is Human Rights ? America say: Human Rights means Saudi Arabia & Zionists & Arab Islamist Terrorists rape and kill children & other people, and we Americans defend Arab Terrorists, killers and Rapists ! Britain say: Human Rights means We British Barbarians and our puppets = our Jews and our Arab Islamists and our Islamic Dictators violate all human norms and betray all humans, but we and our Ayatollah BBC defend Dictators & Islamists & Traitors! France and Germany say: Human Rights means they kill you or hurt you or censor you and deny your basic rights, but we award them Human Rights awards ! And Basijis and Rouhanis say: Human Rights means we Islamists = The West’s stooges violate all human norms, but the West defend us and help us ! , and even give us the Freedom Speech Award ! Now in 2018, The West gives our Basiji Brother Zibakalam the Freedom Speech Award of 2018 !! … And it’s not a joke. The West is a bad joke !

Persian Joke 275: Do you know what will happen if an Arab faggot sodomized an Arab whore ?! They would produce an Arab Jew baby called Trump ! (= Shit-lover = Saudi-lover) or Bin Salman = Bin Satan … Do you know what will happen if an Arab faggot sodomized an Arab sodomite ?! They would produce an Arab Jew baby called Netanyahu = a Jew sodomite who makes love with Arabs & Islamists = Saudi Sodomites !

Persian Joke 276: Nasime Shomal (1871 – 1934) is a man of our Great Gilan, and a famous Iranian Satirist of our Iranian Constitutional Revolution of 1905. In 1900s, the Iranian intellects were Not blind or stupid, and they including Nasime Shomal attacked British Mullahs like Mullah Fazlollah Nuri = A Jewish Cohen/ Mason of UK. Nasime Shomal said: the Mullah is The enemy of the Truth, the Mullah is the murderer of all Freedom-fighters, the Arab Mufti = Mullah selling Religion in the Bazaar! Mullah is Satan’s son; Mullah = Rouhani is UK Queen’s son! Rouhani has no Honor & no Morality & no Dignity & no Humanity, because Mullah = Rouhani has sold all such things in the British Bazaar !!

Persian Joke 277: (It’s like a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) Satan was asked, “Which class of people do you like the most?” Satan said: Clergymen = Mullahs! They asked the reason. Satan said: Mullahs tell lies and do Evil things and create Turkmenchay and lick Great Satan’s ass, but they do it in the name of God, and they call themselves the Men of God ! And it’s the Biggest insult to the God & the Good ! .. Rabbi / Priest = Clergyman = Mullah / Mufti is the Biggest insult to the God ! … And now we all can see that the Corruptions of Mullahs or Clergymen is exactly like the Hypocrisy & Corruption of Politicians or Western Journalists. The only difference is that Mullahs or Clergymen call themselves Men of God or Anti-Satan (Anti-American), and refer to Politicians and Journalists as Children of Satan or Anti-God !!

Persian Joke 278: Iraj Mirza (1873 – 1925) is a famous Poet & Satirist of the Iranian Constitutional Revolution of 1905. Now Iranians change his Famous Satirical poems, to talk about the current situation! For instance it’s like another Famous poem of Iraj Mirza: Nemidanestam keh ey Namard-e Kooni !! (We didn’t know that you the Sodomites = Ayatollahs = Faggots !) keh Khaen Bashi-o Mozdoor-e Kooni !! (are Big Traitors, Mercenaries & faggot Spies of the West) Qoromsaqi Neshan-e Eftekharat ! (Treason & Sodomy & Rape is your Religion ! ) Trump ham yavar-e tho dar Khiyanat ! (Trump is your friend, and a Traitor like you ! ) FATF tho ra Rosva nemudeh ! (FATF reveals all your Secrets ! ) IMF ham Nezam-at ra Gaiideh !! (The Jewish IMF fucks your Islamic Regime ! ) Boro Khaen ke Inja Gooz be-dadi !! (Your FATF Coup of 2018 was The Biggest Mistake / Fart ! ) Khod-o Arbab-e Khod ra Low be-dadi !! (and revealed all secrets of yourself & your Western Masters! ) Rockefeller baray-e tho Father bood ! (Rockefeller was Khamenei’s Father = your father!) Trump ham mesl-e tho yeh Bi-Father bood ! (Trump is a stupid bastard like you!) Chera har ja yek Jew-hud bashad (why all Arab Jews of your Islamic regime) Tho ra Felfor Qom-o-Khish Bashad ?!! (are Khamenei’s family and friends ?!) Chera dar Basiji-ha Sharaf nist ?! (Why your Basijis are Anti-Iranian pigs ?!) Chera har kas ke yar-e Thost Koonist ?!!! ( Why all Khamenei’s Basijis are faggots or whores?!! ) Tho mikhahi begoo-ii ke Zerangi ?! (you want to show that you are a smart pig like Trump ?! ) va Ya Bi-Sharm-o Mozdoor-e Farangi ?!! (or you want to prove that you Khamenei are a Spy & Stooge of the West ?!) .. Boro Khaen ke Inja Khabt kardi !! (Go to Hell Khamenei, your current treasons are so so big ) .. Rouhani & FATF revealed your Secrets !

Persian Joke 279: Some women say: Men are like public toilets – the good ones are taken and the rest are full of crap !! … Some men say: females are like wild horse – the older they are, the easier they are to pick up! … some men say: A typical woman has only two happy days in her life: 1. her wedding day, and 2. her Divorce day ! .. some women say: A typical man has only two happy days in his life: 1. the day of his first sex with a new woman, and 2. his last sex with her !!

Persian Joke 280: The wise people say: Having sex is like playing bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand ! .. Having sex is like eating a delicious food. But if you eat one delicious food over and over, then it becomes so boring and so disgusting ! So, Try to eat a delicious food only every now and then! (GahGaah!) Don’t eat one delicious food over and over! Try to eat many different delicious foods, because eating one food, even the Most Delicious Food, in all days & nights is a very disgusting thing, and even the Best Delicious Food or the Most Delicious Food becomes a shitty or disgusting thing soon ! … And Don’t eat shits or shitty foods or bad foods or poisonous foods, because they kill you, or they make you sick, or they make you hate all foods and all kinds of foods & delicious foods! As you know, a bad s-ex with a shitty partner is like eating shit or a shitty food, a bad food or a poisonous food !

Persian Humor 7: Some wise Iranians say: “In these days, even stupid Animals / Basijis ridicule their Islamic leaders & their Islamic regime! They know How the CIA’s Arabs & Spies like Iraq-chi and other Non-Iranian members of the CIA Iran Project created the FATF Coup and increased dollar price from 3500 to +10,000 Toman! As you know, Iraq-chi was member of their Nuclear Turkmenchay’s Farce. But now their own Basijis and Islamist media confess : This CIA’s Arab of Iraq = Iraq-chi is an Arab Jew of Iraq, and a Non-Iranian agent of The CIA Iran Project. Iraq-chi is an Iraqi Mason who loves the UK so much, and he learned his Masonic lessons from the UK Masonic colleges / lodges. But it’s not the whole story. Iraq-chi’s nephew, Ahmad Iraqchi , became the vice-governor of the Central Bank of Islamic regime (CBI) in 2018, and implemented the FATF Coup of 2018 ! And it’s what their Basiji media say, and add: (The CIA Iran Project’s member Iraq-chi) and his nephew, Ahmad Iraqchi, created FATF Farce and increased Dollar price from 3500 to +10,000 Toman because it’s what the US and Europe want. (The Rockefeller’s Iran Project’s member Iraq-chi) said in a secret session of the Mullah Parliament: Europe supports Mullahs & Nuclear Turkmencyay conditionality (!!), and Europe’s condition is FATF !!! We Mullahs should implement FATF plan and FATF Coup, because it’s what Europe & USA want; and if we don’t implement FATF plan and FATF Coup, then our Islamic Regime will be in deep shit ! (August 2018) And it’s exactly what their own Basijis media & Mullah media confess in August 2018! In fact, their Soup is too Salty ! And that’s why their own media also report in August 2018: Now Ahmad Iraqchi the vice-governor of the Central Bank (CBI) has been arrested for creating Economic Chaos & Dollar Farce ! The soup is too salty, and their Treasons & their FATF Coup is so clear & undeniable. If you want to know more about The FATF Coup of 2018, then you must know The CIA Iran Project’s members like Zarif, Khamenei, Rouhani and Abbas Iraqchi (and hiis nephew Ahmad Iraqchi) and other Jew Arab Masons. Iraqchi is a Mason Arab Jew of Iraq, but as Iranians sarcastically say: In fucking English, they refer to Iraqchi as Araqchi !! Because Iraq is Araq in English laughable !! The UK and CIA call him Araqchi, because they know if they use his real name Iraqchi = Iraq-chi, then all Non-Iranians will understand that Iraq-chi is Iraqi & Arab, not Iranian ! Rouhani’s Coup = The FATF Coup of 2018 is one of the Greatest Treasons in Iran’s history. And today it’s quite clear that Khamenei = Rouhani is the Greatest Traitor in Iran’s history. Now even their own stupid animals / Basijis confess to it ! Khamenei and Rouhani are the same Jewish Shit, and that’s why Khamenei defends Rouhani”.

Persian Humor 8: Some wise Iranians say: “If you want to know the Mullahs well, you must know The Secret Jews, Arab Jews, Israelites and Jews in Turbans and the Jewish Secrets ! Unfortunately, most people don’t know What ancient Jews looked like ! , and why Turban = Ammameh is Jewish Hat and a Jewish Tradition. Today, if you want to know more about Jewish Turbans or Jewish Mullahs & their Jewish traditions, you can Google for Jews in Turbans or Turban Jews What ancient Jews looked like ! Now even Jews talk about Jews in Turbans, and Jewish Turban = Ammameh = Jewish Hat ! Now even Non-Iranian guys publish articles like : When Jews wore Turbans: A Surprising History of Jews !! But even Jews talk about Jews in Turbans & Jewish traditions! And What the Jews say is more interesting & more informative! So, lets take a look at a very small part of what the Jews say! In Jewish articles like Jews in Turbans (that you can easily find it in the internet) the Jews publish good & old photos of Jewish Kohen / Kohanim & their Jewish Turbans = Ammameh, and say: (many don’t know) Jews in Turbans and (why we Jews love Turban ! ) .. the Hebrew word for “to wear” (labash / lebas! ) can be used for most garments, but a different Hebrew verb must be used to indicate the wearing of a Jewish hat = Ammameh or Turban : habash !! This Jewish verb means “to wrap” or “bandage” (!!!) .. In fact, ancient Jews tried to wrap or bandage a turban, a long piece of cloth on the Jewish heads (!!) .. the Jewish Hat = Ammameh = Turban was a long piece of cloth that have to be wrapped around the Jew head (!!!) .. the turban was viewed as the distinctive mark of Torah scholars, who saw their Jewish Turbans = Ammameh = Jewish head-covering as a sign of being Jewish Kohen !! Can you believe it ?! It’s what the Jews themselves say! Just search the internet ! Now You can find a dozen Jewish websites about Jewish Turbans! Just search the internet ! In their Jewish websites in English, the Jews say for instance: Jews in Jerusalem wore Turbans (= Ammameh) ! .. As we all Jews know, Turbans ( = Ammameh = Jewish Hat ) play a very special role in Jewish tradition (!!) .. all Jews are servants and slaves to Hashem (!!!) (Hashem is Yahweh! .. Yahweh is known to Orthodox Jews as Hashem !! .. but it’s important to note that many Arab Islamists call themselves Bani Hashem ! = Children of Hashem !! or Bani Israel = Children of Israel ! ) .. the Kohen gadol is the high priest of Jews .. And his sons, the kohanim are the priests of Jews ! .. Let’s take a look at the head-dress of the Kohen gadol first (!!) .. the Kohen gadol wear Mitznefet , that is Hebrew word for Ammameh or Turban (!!) … When we Jews hear of mitznefet, We first think of the word Turban ! .. Wearing Turban or Ammameh is a Jewish custom of Sephardic Jews and (also) of Mizrahi Jews .. We Jews used to seeing pictures of Tzaddikim (righteous Jews) in turbans (!!) … The Kohen gadol also put a Crown of Gold upon their Jewish Turban = Ammameh (!!!) (So, If many Iranians publish pix / cartoons of Khamenei with both Ammameh & Crown ( = Turban & Taj ! ) it actually means that Khamenei is a Jewish Kohen gadol! ) .. Now Let’s take a look at the head-dress of the Kohanim (!!) .. the ordinary Kohen/ Cohen only wear Turban = Ammameh, without a crown of gold upon it (!!!) .. This is also the manner of the Chief Sephardic rabbis etc! And It’s what the Jews say! It’s so so informative & funny, isn’t it?! Many things should be said about Turbans = Jewish Ammameh of Mullahs, that are actually the Turbans of the Kohen gadol and the Kohanim! Now Jewish Islamists and other Jews are revealing their own secrets, and there is no need that The wise Iranians say to the Jewish Imam Bibi al-Netanyahu and all Jewish Mullahs / Kohens : We Iranians have many things to say about your Jewish Traditions & your Jewish Religions, and we Iranians don’t remain silent, If you the ungrateful Jews & Jewish pigs try to hurt our Iran! (…) But the Wise Iranians can wait ! Now Jewish Islamists and many other Jews are revealing their own Jewish secrets! Now even Jews talk about Jewish Hashem and Arab Jew Children of Hashem !! It’s so important. Jews also talk about their Jewish Incest & Pedophilia & Sodomy and also the Jewish Kohen Clothing ( = Mullah clothing), Jewish Hat ( = Mullah hat) and Jewish Hijab / Jewish Burqa and many other Jewish traditions! The Jewish Soup is too salty !” .

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Persian Joke 281: About Shit or Religious Shit in Different Religions! Masonic or British Religion: God save the Shit ! Holy Shit! Worship Shits! .. Taoism : Shit happens .. Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit .. Arab Islam: If shit happens, it’s what Arab God = Jewish God wants! So, Arab Islamists eat piss & shits a lot ! .. Protestantism: Shit happens because we Christians are full of shit ! .. Judaism : Why does this shit always happen to us? Because it’s the will of Holy Shit = Jewish God = Satan ! So (Anti-Iran Jews eat shits a lot ! ) .. Hinduism : This shit happened before .. Catholicism : Shit happens because we Christians are shits ! .. American Evangelism : Send more shit, please ! .. American Christianity: Worship Shits! Vote for Shits ! .. Iranian Religion: No shit ! , and Don’t worship shit ! .. American Christian Cult 1 : Knock knock, shit happens! .. American Christian Cult 2: A good shit happening ! .. Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind! .. American Christian Cult 4: Let’s smoke the shit !! .. American Christian Cult 5: Shit loves me! .. European Cult: What is shit, and why do we love shit ?!

Persian Joke 282: (It’s a new version of an Ancient Iranian joke) There is a woman who has married four times and is still a virgin! Do you know why ?! Her first husband was someone like Donald Trump who couldn’t do anything because he had a small penis ! Her second Husband was an Arab Pedophile who liked underage children! Her third Husband was a Jew Sodomite who liked Sodomy and being Sodomized. And her forth husband was an English language teacher who only used his tongue !

Persian Joke 283: Iranians say: Freedom and Free Speech in the West means Islamic Fascists & Islamic Terrorists like Sadegh Zibakalam & Saudi Arab Terrorists are heroes, and the West gives The West’s Human Rights awards and the West’s Freedom awards to Islamist Fascist Terrorists like Sadegh Zibakalam & other Arab Islamists of Savage Arabia .. And it’s not a joke. The West is a joke! The West’s Freedom is a joke ! The West’s Free Speech is a joke ! The West’s Democracy is a joke! When you see how the West and Western media defend Rouhani or Trump or Zibakalam = Saudis = Arab Terrorists & Jew Arab Barbarians, then you can understand why Iranians say: we Iranians should teach a little culture & Civilization to American Barbarians & European Barbarians. So We Iranians say to the West’s Barbarians: Hey idiots, The 9/11 Arab Terrorists are not good guys, so you should not call them your America allies ! .. Hey stupid animals, America and its Terrorists allies = Arab Terrorists & Arab Islamists are Evil forces! America is Evil; America defends Arab Dictators & Terrorists. Hey stupid pigs, Terrorism and Tyranny & Barbarity & Bullying & Savagery & Sadism & Trump are Not good things, and you should not be proud of them! .. Hey idiots, Don’t worship Shits! Don’t Vote for Shits! Don’t Defend Shits & Shit-eaters = Trump & Saudi Arabs & US officials !

Persian Joke 284: Iranians ask: If your girlfriend tell you to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, do you know what you should do ?! The French guys say: Just go out and find a horny sex addict like Trump or Macron, who will make her look sexy! Britons say: Just go out and get a British Flag, and then ask her to sing God Save the Queen ! (God Fuck the Queen !) ! Americans say: Just go out and get a US Army uniform, and then ask her to become a US Solider and part of US sexy wars and blood-shits ! Arab Islamists say: Just go out and get a Sword, and kills her ! Look sexy?! Satan = Arab God forbids! Arab Jews say: Just go out and ask your Jewish Rabbi: Can she remove her Jewish Burqa and her Jewish Hijab in bed ?!! .. And Qazanfer says: Just go out and get some Water or Wine, to forget the truth and the reality and Everything !!

Persian Joke 285: They ask an Iranian & American: Who is Donald Trump ?! Iranian says: Donald Trump is a Jew Pervert / Prophet with a deep understanding of the Jewish Religion of Barbarians & Perverts = America’s Christianity ! .. American says: Trump is a smart Retard ( = a smart super idiot) with a deep understanding of what stupid pigs want !!

Persian Joke 286: (It’s like a joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) In the past, Chaste was a person who kept his eyes from seeing the unlawful, his ears from Arabian-Jewish Lies, his hands from seizing the property of others, his tongue from uttering telling Big lies, and his soul from carrying out Evil deeds! But now, Chaste is a Charlatan, Traitor & Spy like Larijani, Khamenei or Rouhani who doing all the unlawful, creating Turkmenchay & FATF Coup, telling Big lies, stealing people’s money, seizing the property of people, uttering many Anti-Iranian Lies, committing many Crimes & Treasons against Iran & Iranians, and carrying out all kinds of Evil deeds!

Persian Joke 287: We all know America and its Terrorist allies = America and its Arab Islamist allies. We all can see how Donald Trump defends Saudi Arabia and Saudi Arab Terrorists who created the 9/11 Attacks and many other Terrorist attacks in the world. So instead of calling him the Donald, you should call Trump The 20th hijacker ! = the 20th Jew Arab 9/11 Terrorist of ArArica ! .. Arabia + America = Ararica = Ar-Ar-ica = the land of Donkeys, who Bark/ Bray (do Ar Ar) a lot !

Persian Joke 288: Q: A Jew, an Arab and Trump and Basiji are in a car. Who’s driving? The CIA ! .. A group of Jews and Arabs and US President (Trump / Obama) are in a House. What is creating ? A: ISIS = DAESH = Islamic Terrorism ! … A group of Jews and Saudi Arabs and US officials are in a House. What will happen? A: The next 9/11 Attacks !! .. The Jewish leaders and Arab Islamic leaders and Trump have a meeting. What will happen? A: The World War 3 !

Persian Joke 289: They ask Rouhani: What’s the matter? Why are you worry? Rouhani: It’s my future that worries me! They: What makes your future so dark? Rouhani : My Turkmenchay, My past ! … Trump’s wife used to give Trump a regular inspection every night when he came home! Every hair she discovered on his coat would be cause for a terrible scene. One evening, when she didn’t find a single hair, she screamed at Trump, “Now you are even Running after bald-headed women ?! ‘ Trump: No, wait, please wait ! I want to confess! Tonight, a bald-headed men was Running after Trump and Fucked Trump !

Persian Joke 290: Iranians ask Rouhani: Did they sodomize you a lot, and that’s why you are a Mullah president of Mullah Regime ?! Rouhani: Not a lot ! If they sodomize a Mullah a lot then this Mullah becomes Grand Ayatollah ! (Marja) or the Regime’s Great Leader ! And If they sodomize a Mullah less than this, then this Sodomite becomes a Mullah President like Rouhani !

Persian Joke 291: Gazanfar becomes a University Professor ! And at one of his lectures about Turkish insults / Turk invectives, Gazanfar says: Turk comebacks or insults in Turkish style are so amazing! For instance, Turks say: (instead of saying : Shut up and Get away from me & my eyes) From me and my Eyes Shut up ! (Az Jilo Chisham Khafa Sho ! ) Do you think only you yourself are stupid animal ?! I’m worse than you !, stupider than you!! (Fekr Kardi Faqat Khodet Khari ?! .. man az thou Dayoos-taram !! ) I am a fucking idiot who say crappy things! So, I speak and You shut up !! (Kasi Ba thou Zer Nazad !! ) I am a stupid bastard who say shitty things! So, I speak and you go to hell ! (Vaqti man Zer mizanam thou Jahanam sho birun !! )

Persian Joke 292: In these days, Iranians change the old Iranian Folklore, the old Persian Satirical & Poetic folklore to new funny songs like : (Atal Matal Tootoole is an old Iranian folksongs for kids, like Goosey Goosey Gander! ) Atal-Matal Kootooleh ! (Such a little man!) .. Rouhani is a stupid Cow! But What is his story?! (Rouhani-e Gow che jureh !) .. What has happed to Rouhani & his Turkmenchay ?! (Turkmenchay-esh che jureh?!) .. Rouhani’s Nuclear Deal = Turkmenchay has no benefit and no use ! (Na sud dareh, na Faydeh !) His Religion = Rouhani’s Islam is so crappy and useless (Dinesh ham-ke Bi-Faydeh!) Rouhani’s Islam is Jew Religion of Lies & Deception! (Diinesh Diin-e Faribeh!) Rouhani’s Islam is Arab Religion of Lies ! (Islam-esh Diin-e Doruqe!) Rouhani’s words are lies and bullshit ! (Harf-e-Mullah Zer-e Mofteh !) Rouhani is full of shit ! (Rouhani zer-e Mofte !) …. Atal Matal Rouhani ! .. Fuck you Hassan Rouhani ! (Gor-e Pedar-e Rouhani !) Fuck Rouhani, the aid of Rafsanjani ! (Un Yar-e Rasman-jani !) Fuck Rouhani, the friend of Larijani ! (Hamkar-e Larijani !) Fuck you Rouhani ! (Gor-e Pedar-et Rouhani !) … Atal Matal Salavat ! .. Rouhani is a mod cow; Rouhani suffers from Mad Cow Disease (Gow-e Hassan zadeh Qat ! ) All Islamic slogans and all Rouhani’s words were Big Lies (Bala Raftim .. Paiin oomadim Dough bood, Hame Harf-a-shoon Dorugh bood !!) Their Arab Islam was nothing but a Big Lie?! (Islam ham ke Dorugh bood ?!) .. Atal Matal Soolievat !! ( = Islamist motto) Rouhani is a mad cow (Rouhani-e Gow zadeh Qat ! ) Rouhan has no benefit / no milk, and no Religion, no Faith ! (Nah Shir Dareh, Nah Imoon !) .. Their only benefit is for Anti-Iran Arab Barbarians & UK / England ! (Shiresho bordan Engeles-toon !! ) You like Rouhani can have a Masonic Wife ! (Yek zan-e Mason besoon !! ) .. But If your wife is like Rouhani’s wife = an Arab Jew wife = Sahebeh Arabi = Arab wife of Rouhani, then you are too much Arab and too much Anti-Iranian ! (Esmesho bezar (Sahebe) Arabi !, choon keh Az Bikh Arabi ! ) …

Persian Joke 293: (It’s the new version of an Ancient Persian joke) In the British Jungle, the British Fox was bluffing and telling lies: sometimes I eat wolves .. sometime I eat tigers .. sometimes I eat Lions ! .. But Suddenly the British Fox saw that a Lion, a Persian Lion is behind him, so the British Fox just said: And sometimes I eat shit ! Like today!

Persian Joke 294: After the Nuclear Turkmenchay, Khamenei asked Zarif: Are you Lion (winner) or Fox (loser) ?! (shiri ya rubah ?!) Zarif said: But what is wrong with Donkey or mule ?! (mage Khar ya Oalaq cheshe !) Your Javad Zarif is a stupid animal, a mule ! (Olaq !) We Islamists were Donkeys! Mullahs were Mules! Mullahs are Mules ! ( Khar shodim! Khar Budim ! )

Persian Joke 295: We ask an Abadani guy (= beche Abadan): People say you Abadan’s guys tend to exaggerate everything, and your exaggerations = Laf is beyond our imaginations; is it true ?! Abadani guy: Ki mo ?! (who ? We ?!) Now it’s a rumor. For instance, I am a simple worker, and I tell my stories without exaggeration .. We: really?! what are you exactly doing? Abadani guy: I am a simple worker at the Ray-ban Company in The West. We: really?! the famous Ray-ban company, that their website is Ray-ban.com?! What are you doing there?! Abadani guy: At the Ray-ban company, I just check their products to see which Ray-ban is original, and which Ray-ban is a fake one !!

Persian Joke 296: They ask an Abadani guy : What is the worst kind of Tortures and Human Rights violations? Abadani guy: Mental tortures like they bring a bag full of Ray-ban glasses in front of you and then break every single one of them in front of you! And also physical tortures like they tie your hands & legs so you could not move, then they play Dancing music / Bandari music and dance Bandari in front of you !! .. In fact, when you live in the Islamic Regime of Mullahs, and you cannot publicly Dance with Dancing music / Bandari music, it’s a worst kind of tortures !

Persian Joke 297: The three stages of the life of Khamenei’s & other Arab Islamic leaders are : 1. He believes in Arab Religion. 2. He doesn’t believe in Arab Religion. 3. He is Arab Religion’s leader !! …. The three stages of Mullahs are : 1. He believes in Mullahs 2. He doesn’t believe in Mullahs. 3. He is Mullah ! …. And the three stages of Hassan Rouhani are : He is an Arab Jew 2. He is a non-Iranian Spy of CIA & MI6 3. He is called Iranian and even Iran’s President by the UK & the West !!

Persian Joke 298: The UK and British Masons and their Ayatollah BBC say that their Rouhani is a smart guy! But do you know why ?! Because one day Rouhani, having just got engaged to a new British woman in UK, went to his British fiancée’s home to meet his future British mother-in-law ! “Tell me,” she said, “are you sure that this is the first time you are getting married?” And Rouhani says : Yes, I swear on my four kids that I have never been married before !!

Persian Joke 299: Qazanfar becomes a Saint ! One day, a little boy wrote to Saint Qazanfar saying, “Please send me a sister.”
Saint Qazanfar wrote him back: Okay, send me your mother ! …. In 1976, one dollar was worth 7 Toman, or 70 Rial. But In 1979, After the fucking Islamic Coup of CIA, the value of Iranian currency took a nose-dive. One dollar eventually was worth 80 Tomans or 800 Rial !! ! It was the first Islamic Miracle of CIA’s Mullahs in 1979! But now in 2018, after 40 years, One dollar is worth 100,000 Tomans or 1,000,000 Rial !! But it’s one of many benefits of their fucking Islam & their fucking Islamic Regime & their fucking Arab-Islamic Miracles of CIA !

Persian Joke 300: Normal humans and Iranians say: “I can Not tell a lie.” But Basijis, Islamists, Western / British politicians, Rouhani and Trump say: “I can Not tell the truth.” !! … Qazanfar becomes an Islamic Philosopher! , and says: the Experts believe Religion emerged after Morality. But I say: Yah, Religion emerged after Morality, But Immorality or Religious Charlatanism & Hypocrisy emerged after Religion! .. In All Jewish Religions including US Christianity & Jewish Islam of Arabs / Mullahs, they have 3 Basic laws. Their First Law is: For every Satanic, Barbaric or immoral action, there is a corresponding Religious excuse !! .. Their Second Law is : For every Action, there is a corresponding Jewish-Islamist law ! = Talmudic law ! = Satanic law ! = Biblical / Barbaric law ! .. And their Third Law is: For every Treason, there is a corresponding Rabbi = Mullah / Mufti = Priest / Pope = Rouhani who is Traitor ! , or aiding Traitor !

Persian Humor 9: Some wise Iranians say: “In about 700 or 800 years ago, the Great Persian Poets Sadi made jokes, and said for instance (we just change some names) : One day Ayatollah & Rouhani asked a trusted servant to distribute their Islamic money ( = Turkmenchay’s money) among very Religious people ! Next day the servant returned and said he could not find one. Surprised, Ayatollah & Rouhani said: But there are hundreds of very Religious people in the Mullah city! The servant said: Sir, those who are very Religious hate you and don’t accept your money, and those who support you or accept your money are Not Religious people !! … And it’s exactly the story of The Islamic Regime. Those who support the Islamic Regime of Mullahs and other CIA stooges (Monarchists, Reformists etc) are Not Iranians. And All real Iranians hate the Islamic Regime of Mullahs and other CIA stooges so much. Those who support the Mullahs and Masons ( = Pahlavists, Monarchists, Khatamists etc) are Evil men and very Bad guys = Corrupted Crooks & Charlatans etc. All ordinary people of Iran hate the Islamic Regime of Mullahs so much. As Sadi said, it’s so obvious why even the Religion people of Iran hate Mullahs & Islamists so much. Today, all real Religious people hate Mullahs & Islamic regime so much; and those who support Mullahs or accept Islamic Tyranny & Turkmenchay are neither Religious people, nor Iranian people . It’s so so important. It’s a fact, not a joke! In Iran, all real Religious people hate Liars & Traitors & Tyrants & Oppressors & Charlatans & Anti-Iran Barbarians. It’s so so important. The Main Religious Motto in our Iran was and is: Condemnation of Tyranny & Treason & Oppression anytime and anywhere .. and Fighting against Tyranny & Oppression anytime and anywhere. It’s so important (We have already written about it, check Archive for posts like: Muharram, Islamists, Hypocrisy, Tyranny, Barbarity (2014) etc ) Our Iran’s Religious people are good and honest people who truly say: Rouhanis, Arab Islamists and Basijis are Amaleh Jor (pawns of Oppressors), Nokar-e Estebdad (stooges of Dictators), Amaleh Estemar (puppets of Colonial powers), or Nokar-e Satan (stooges of Imperialists) As you all know (and we said before) Iranians created and used the Mythical Epic of ‘Muhharram and Ashura’ to talk about Iranian values like Fighting against Tyranny and Oppression, Fighting Against Zahaks, Deeves (devils) & all Ahrimani/ Evil Forces – including Tazis = Savage Arab Jews = Arab Islamists. Today, it’s quite clear who is the Oppressor, who is the Traitor, who is worse than Yazid & Shemr, who is Charlatan, and who is Turkmenchay & Zellat, and who accept Turkmenchay & Zellat, Who is FATF & Satan, and who accept FATF & Turkmenchay & Great Satan’s dictates! Today even the ‘Muhharram and Ashura’ mocking & fucking Rouhani & all Mullahs & their Treasons & Turkmenchy! In these years, Iranian people use the Mullah Islamic terminology in many sarcastic ways ! And It’s so obvious why Iranians cannot deprive themselves of the joy of using the Bad guys’ terminology in a sarcastic way! It’s so obvious why all people of Iran hate Trump & Trump’s cows including Arab Islamists & Monarchists & Terrorists (MEK/ MKO) Today, only the Anti-Iranian pigs including Arab Islamists / Basjis support their Imam Ali ibn Rockefeller ( = Khamenei) and his Zionist Turkmenchay & his Zionist FATF & IMF plans! Islamists & Basijis worship and support their Shemr & Yazid-e Zaman ! = their Jewish Hassan bin Rothschild ( = Rouhani) + their Jewish Imam Ali bin Rockefeller = Khamenei = CIA Iran Project ! “.

Persian Humor 10: Some wise Iranians say: “Shits are Shits, and Khamenei is Yazid, Rouhani is Shemr, and Traitors are Traitors! Their clothing are not important ! Shits, Traitors or Mullahs = Arab Jews are actually Anti-Iran pigs in the Jewish Clothing! Al-Pahlavi, al-Rajavi and al-Rouhani and other Mullahs , Monarchists (Pahlavists) or Mujaheds ( = Jihadis = MEK / MKO) are the same Jewish shits, the same Anti-Iran shits. Most of them are Secret Jews or Anusim. The story of Anusim or Crypto-Jews (Hojattieh, Donmeh etc) is a very long story, that is so Comic-Tragic and so so informative (we have already written about it (check Archive), and we will write more about it later) Secret Jews or “Crypto-Jews” are Jewish Charlatans who pretend that they are Christians or Muslims ! The Secret Jews are called Anusim in Hebrew ! Now if you google for Anusim Crypto Jews, or Anusim Secret Jews, you can find many good things ! Now even the Jews confess: Anusim are a group of Crypto-Jews and Arab Jews who pretend that they are not Jews !!! (and even they) are Anti-Jew (!!!) .. Crypto Jews, Anusim and Secret Jews are synonyms .. (Satanic Jews = Secret Jews have Satanic-Jewish proverbs) like “Catholic by Pretence, Jewish by blood” (!!) or “Islamist by Face, Jewish by blood” !! …(or Islamist by Slogan, Jewish by blood !! ) And it’s what the Jews say! In Iran, Crypto Jews are called Jedid al-Islam, Anusim, Hojatieh, Rouhani, Ayatollah etc. Anusim or Secret Jews often have Orwellian names like Sadegh Zibakalam ( that means: a Truth-Teller with Beautiful words !!! ) or Ali Motahari ( = Ali Clean !! ) It’s so laughable, and so so informative ! In fact, in the World of Jewish Pigs, a hair-less man (Kachal) is called Zolf Ali = a very hairy monkey ! Now even the Jews confess to good things. For instance, But their own Jewish or Non-Iranian Basijis (like Kuchak-uff = a Russian Basiji of the Mullah Majlis) confess that Mullah Motahari was a Pashtun Jew / Afghan Jew ! The Jews even talk about why and How Jews created Arab Islam! Just search the internet ! Jews even say (in Jew Wikipedia) : Anusim is a legal category of Jews in Halakha ( = Jewish Sharia) who use Jewish Lies and Jewish Deceptions to pretend that they are not Jews !! Can you believe it ?! Now Jews openly say that Jewish Lies & Jewish Deceptions = Religious Charlatanism is a good and legal thing in Jewish Religions and their Halakha = Jewish Sharia / Jewish laws ! And it’s not a joke! It’s Reality ! It’s what Jews say! Now in 2018, Jewish Websites and Jewish Media even say: Pashtuns are Jews of Afghanistan. Pashtuns claim they are descended from one of the 10 Lost Tribes of Israel (!) .. and even their new name, Afghan is from Afghana, a grandson of the Jewish King Saul (!!) Can you believe it?! It’s so funny, and it’s a great confession, isn’t it?! As you all know, Taliban are Pashtuns & Arab Jews. In fact, Taliban are Jew Afghans & Jew Arabs = Secret Jews. Israel, Saudi Arabia & Taliban are Jew shits. Of course, we Iranians know that many Pashtuns are good guys (and hate Anti-Iran pigs) and they are Not Jews or Arab Jews. Pashtuns don’t speak Persian (Pashtuns are Not Iranians) But as you all know, the native people of our Great Khorasan including Great Herat, Balkh etc are Iranian people who speak Persian. But Secret Jews like Mullah al-Afghani and other Jew Agents of UK created many Fake Things & Horrible Disasters in our Great Khorasan. The Anti-Iran Freemason Mullah Al-Afghani was a Jew! All informed people know that Mullah al-Afghani was a Mason & UK Spy. But now their own media confess (that the main point is that) the Mullah Al-Afghani was a Jew, a secret Jew! It’s what their own Basijis & Jews say now! It’s so laughable and informative, isn’t it ?! Al-Khamenei is exactly like Al-Afghani. CIA’s Islamists & Khamenei love Al-Afghani and Al-Rouhani / Al-Larijani so much! But why?! Maybe because their Imam Ali inb Rockefeller = Khamenei is a Jewish Kohen gadol ! The Kohen gadol wear Mitznefet = Ammameh or Turban! But it’s not the whole story. The Kohen gadol also put a Crown upon their Ammameh! In fact, Kohen gadol is Vali Faqih = Jewish King! Many Iranians have published many pix/ cartoons of Khamenei with both Ammameh & Crown = Turban & Taj ! (like below pix) It’s so important”.

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Persian Humor 11: Some wise Iranians say: “In 1979, King or Shah Didn’t went, only Pahlavi Went ! (Shah Naraft , faqat Pahlavi Raft ! ) Almost all Iranians know it. In 1979, The Monarch and Monarchy Didn’t went, only Pahlavi Went ! (SaltANat Naraft , faqat Pahlavi raft ! ) It’s so important that all Iranians are aware of this issue : The Islamic Regime is Islamic Monarchy, and Vali Faqih or Khamenei is Shah, Islamic Shah of MI6 ! SaltANat = Monarchy = Satl of ANts ! ( = a cesspit of Ants !) or Satl of AN (a cesspit of shits !) is what Ants & Shits = Monarchists & Mullahs love it so much ! The Shah of Mullahs is Khamenei = a Jewish Kohen gadol with both Turban & Taj ( Taj = Crown) The main symbol of a Jewish Kohen gadol is Turban + Taj ! Kohen gadol is Jewish Shah! Khamenei is Jewish Shah or Kohen gadol = Vali Faqih = Jewish King of Secret Jews. But is it a joke or a reality?! Who knows! Of course, all wise people know! Today, Basijis and their Imam Ali inb Rockefeller (Khamenei) should Die of Shame. Just look How their Imam Ali inb Rockefeller = Khamenei defends FATF & Rouhani & Rockefeller’s Iran Project ! Today, all Basijis & Islamists should Die of Shame. Their Imam Ali bin Rockefeller = Khamenei created FATF Coup of 2018 to help Trump. Their fucking Imam Ali bin Rockefeller = Khamenei is CIA Iran Project, and that’s why Khamenei helped Trump & CIA’s Iran Project, by attacking all Sarafies to create the Greatest Economic Chaos & Economic Instability in Iran’s history ! = FATF Coup of 2018. And it’s what their own Mullah TV (IRIB) and Mullah media confessed, and confess now! And It’s so obvious why all Iranians are so Angry, and if you see Iranian people in Iran’s streets you can see why & how all Iranians say: Anti-Iranian Traitors & Terrorists like Mullahs and Trump’s Cows (Rajavi, Pahlavi & other Secret Jew Arabs) and Khamenei = Rouhani must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran & Iranian people. And it’s so funny & important that even their own Basijis & Islamists say such things Now, in August 2018 ! Today, even stupid animals = the rank & file of Basijis talk about the FATF Coup of 2018 (above pix) because now even stupid animals / Basijis know How The British Mullahs including Khamenei = Rouhani implement FATF Plans to help Trump = to create Economic Instability/ Chaos. And it’s not a joke. Khamenei is a joke. Rouhani = Khamenei is CIA Iran Project. Today, Everything is clear. Today, there is no real differences between jokes and realities! As the witty Iranian say: One night, Rouhani = Khamenei said to his Arab Jewish wife: Hey Arab Wife! Please get up! I have just been divinely inspired ! Get me a pencil and piece of paper at once! His Arab wife, Sahebeh Arabi, lit a candle, fetched the pencil and paper, and handed it to Rouhani / Khamenei ! .. Khamenei wrote something, and his Jew wife said: Please read me what you wrote! Khamenei says: It’s a Satan’s order ! Satan or Great Satan wants that we Mullahs creating Economic Chaos & Economic Instability and Economic Coup ( = FATF Coup of 2018), and aiding Trump .. His Arab wife says: But What is Satan’s goal?! What is your Goal? Khamenei = Rouhani says: it’s so clear. Our goal is : Joon beh Lab kardan ! = Making people sick and tired = Khaste Kardan. We Mullahs want to create new Turkmenchays, and we Mullahs want to give in to America’s bullying and threats, but our main problem is that Iran’s people don’t accept such things .. his Arab wife says: But it’s your End ! It’s the End of Mullahs. It’s the Death of Islamic Regime. What is your Project ?! What you do think ?! Rouhani = Khamenei says: We just obey. We don’t think! Our Islamist motto is : Death to Brain, and Death to Thinkers ! Death to Those who have Brain! Death to Those who Think ! We Islamists just obey The CIA’s Iran Project = Rockefeller’s Iran Project. Khamenei is a CIA slave. Rouhani is a CIA. Zarif is CIA Iran Project. Larijani is a CIA Arab slave. And Slaves don’t think. Slaves just obey. Our Islamic Regime is a CIA Project. Even our Islam is a British Project ! But in these years, people refer to Jewish-British projects as CIA, or CIA projects !”

Persian Humor 12: Some wise Iranians say: “Now many of the so-called Secret Jews, Anusim or Crypto Jews are not hidden or secret ! For instance, Rouhani and the Jewish Isaac of Rouhani (Jahangiri), with a Jewish nose & a Jewish family mafia are not secret Jews! They are open Jews! Now even the Basiji media & Mullah media confess that the Jewish Isaac Jahangiri = their Vice President, is coming from a Jewish family, and all his Brothers have Jewish names like Abraham and Jacob (Yaghub) ! Can you believe it?! They say: the Jewish Brothers of Jahangiri including Abraham and Jacob and Isaac Jahangiri are Jewish crooks or embezzlers! It’s what their own Mullah media say in August 2018 ! But now Iranians make jokes, and say: we ask Jew Rouhani’s vice president = Jew Jahangiri : Are you just three Jewish Brothers –
Isaac, Abraham & Jacob?! Don’t you have any other Jew bother?! And The Jew Isaac Jahangiri says: our Brother Benjamin ( = Netanyahu) works abroad ! Our Brother Benjamin is the Prime Minister of another place !! (Benjamin-e-moon ye ja dige Nokhost-Vazire !! ) Now even idiots ask: How should the Jew Isaac Jahangiri and his brothers Abraham & Jacob Jahangiri should prove that they are Jews?! Their Jewish Big Nose and their Jewish signs are not enough?! It’s so laughable & so informative that the Jew Islamists like Keyhan’s ShariatNadari, Mullah Mesbah & Jahangiri and also Reza al-Pahlavi have Big Jewish Nose! If you know the Biblical story of Abraham & Isaac & Jacob, then you know why Jahangiri Brothers = Abraham & Jacob & Isaac Jahangiri are Jews! Now in 2018, millions of Iranians have started to talk or care about Secret Jews & Jewish Mullahs & Jadid al-Islam = Anusim and the Jewish Secrets of Arab Islam & Islamic Regime! It’s so good & so important. It’s one of the so-called Barakat ! = Benefits of their Islamic Turkmenchay & Treasons ! As their Jewish Hassan Rouhani says: Ala BarakatAllah ! = Ala ShabPalallah ! (= Islamist-Jewish Motto of Moses! ) It’s the so-called Barakat of their Jewish Islam & Islamic Turkmenchay ! It’s the so-called Barakat = Benefits of their Islamic Regime that all of them are Jews or Masons! All of their Mullah / Islamist leaders are Jews or Masons ! Ala BarakatAllah ! = Ala ShabPalallah ! It’s a Jewish-Islamic Miracle of Masons! Ayatollahs & Rouhani are Jewish Masons ! Ala BarakatAllah ! These Arab Jew Mother-fuckers and their fucking Arab Islam have polluted our Iran. But now their Secrets and Treasons & Turkmenchays are being revealed, and it’s their End, the End of the Game ! Persian Jews are often good guys, and we don’t have any problem with them. As you all know, the Persian Jews are neither Ashkenazi nor Sephardic. The Persian Jews are Persian or Iranian. And all Iranians are first Iranians or Patriotic, and then Muslims, Jews or Christians or any other Religions. The Iranian Jews are good guys, and Iranians. But Arab Jews, Crypt Jews or Secret Jews are Anti-Iranian pigs. In Iran, Crypto Jews or Secret Jews are “Mizrahi” or Arab Jews (In Spain, Crypo Jews are Sephardic Jews ..) In parts of Iran (and in modern Iran) the story of Secret Jews or Anusim began in Safavid Era. But in Mashad, it began in the 18th century. Their own Jew historians say: In the year 1746, nearly 250 years ago, Nader Shah decided to relocate 40 Jewish families to his new capital, the city of Mashad ! But the main question is : Why 40 Jews families ?! and these original 40 Jews families were selected by whom ?! and for what reason ?! (We will write more about this issue later) But after 100 years, thousands of Jews lived in Mashad ! They created many disasters and treasons and Evil things in Mashad. So, in the 19th century and in a Big public riot against Traitorous Jews & Jewish Spies – that was a Tragic Farce that British Masons created it – only about 30 Jews lost their lives ! And it’s what their own Jew Historians say! Only 30 Jews died ! But after that, Masons and Jews created Anusim in Iran and Mashad ! And now the Jew pigs defend Religious Charlatanism & Anusim ! The shitty Jews have no shame, and no brain ! Their Big Nose and their Big Lies don’t allow them to see beyond their nose ! (And it’s a Persian proverb) The Secret Jews started their new Sadistic & Satanic lives as Jadid al-Islam = New Islamists ! = Jews who pretended that they are Islamists, specially Islamic Extremists & Islamic leaders !! Some of them adopt Jewish Arab names such as Baal / Hadad, Isaac, Abraham and Jacob. And some adopt Arab Islamic names such as Hassan (Rouhani), Hussein (ShariatNadri), Ali (Khamenei), Ruhollah (Khomeini), Habibollah (Elghanian / Asgaroladi) etc. Jews refer to these names as Kosher names! Jews specially love names like Abdollah, Ruhollah, Habibollah, Azizollah, Nourollah, Goozollah, Zoorollah etc and if you know the meaning of these Arab names and Arab Jew Baal & Baal-worshipers = Satan-worshipers, then you know why Jews love them! Now if you google for Jadid al-Islam Secret Jews, you can find what the Jews say! Their Jewish Lies are so laughable, and so informative!”

Persian Humor 13: Some wise Iranians say: “Now many talk about Anusim or Secret Jews = Jadid al-Islam = New Islamists ! (Jadadi = New, al = Arabic sign; So, Jadid al-X means: New X) But the witty Iranians prefer to talk about Jadid al-Iranian! = new Iranians ! Jadid al-Iranian ! are Arab Jews who pretend they are Iranians! Reza al-Pahlavi, al-Rajavi, Rouhani and almost all Ayatollahs are Jadid al-Iranian! There is also another group called Jadid al-Intellect ! = New intellects! Jadid al-Intellect are stupid Charlatans or fake intellectuals who pretend they are Intellectuals ! All Intellectual whores including Noam Chomsky are Jadid al-Intellect! The whores who work for the Ayatollah BBC and VOA are Jadid al-Intellect and also Jadid al-Iranian! The Exiled Whores and those Stupid pigs who defend Rouhani or Reza Pahlavi or Trump are Jadid al-Intellect and also Jadid al-Iranian! They are Jew Masons like Sadegh Zibakalam = a Jew Arab Basiji Fascist. There is also another group called Jadid al-KosKhol = Jadid al-Pig = Jadid al-Shit = Jadid al-Basiji ! = Jadid al-Arab = Jadid al-Retard ! = New Farts & Retards ! = those retarded idiots who defend Jadid al-Intellect or support Jadid al-Iranian! Some experts say: Donald Trump is a Jadid al-Basiji ! ! = Trump is a Jadid al-Arab! But most believe that Donald Trump is an Old Fart = Old Arab / Basiji ! (not a new one!)”

Persian Humor 14: The Wise People including the Wise Iranians truly say: Reason, Rationality and Facts are stubborn. As the facts become more widely known and understood, the unreasonableness of the Tyrants position becomes more clear to more people The Tyrant or the Evil Empire goes to hell, as more people recognize the Emperor has no clothes .. You can choose your battles. You can decide when to ignore, yield to, appease, or accommodate this or that .. You can also decide how and when to confront the unreasonable behaviors and insist on Change. You ordinary people have the real Power. You must choose your battles .. Privilege and power are distinct from talent. A rich, powerful person may not be very bright while a poor person might be very bright, hard working, creative, and talented. Don’t forget it .. And don’t forget that Tyranny is childish .. Maturity is about using wisdom to achieve constructive results. Tyrants lack maturity & wisdom of many things .. Kings & Cult leaders = Tyrants behave like little children, because Tyrants are actually little kids, without any maturity. If you have doubts, just take a look at Trump, Arab Dictators, British Monarchy, US leaders or Shah / Mullah ! .. Tyranny is so childish .. The Evil Empire, Tyranny or Sustaining oppression requires a narrow worldview based on false beliefs and childish beliefs … all their beliefs are childish beliefs like Trump’s beliefs! Their IQs are exactly like Trump’s IQ ! .. Their Lies are so childish, and now even little kids can Expose their Lies … So, Expose their Lies and strengthen the people and civil society … And Don’t work for The Evil Empire of America ! Don’t work for Cults and secret societies = spying agencies! .. Sunlight is the best disinfectant ! … So, Shine the light on Tyranny & Evil Empire to purify it .. Don’t join Cults or secret societies! Don’t help Dictators! It’s so simple! Don’t live like Bad Guys! Don’t tell Big lies ! Don’t defend Treasons & Big Lies! Be Humans ! (Adam Bashid!) It’s so simple! .. But If being a Human or normal person is so hard for you ! (Agar Adam budan baratoon kheili sakhte !! ), then you are a sick Psychopath and you need a good Doctor. So, Go and find a good Doctor !

Persian Humor 15: Many people say: What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? Discrimination! … And Iranians say: What is the US or the West’s favorite plan in Iran? Islamization! .. What is Rouhani or Ayatollah’s favorite Islamist principle? Americanization! .. What is Islamic Regime or Islamic Economy?! The Jewish Zionist IMF Plans ! … Iranians say to Mullahs: Which kind of Islamists you are ?! (Islamist-e Ki budi thou ?!) And Mullahs say: We Mullahs are Rockefeller’s sons! We Mullahs are Saudi Arab Islamists / pigs ! … Iranians say to Basijis: Which kind of Islamists / Basijis you are ?! (Basiji-e Ki budi thou?!) And Basijis say: We Islamists are child of Rothschild ! We Basijis are The CIA’s Iran Project ! … And some wise Iranians say: “How Mullahs should prove that Islamists are Jews, and Islamic Regime is Jewish?! Both Rouhani and Khamenei are Jewish Freemason Faggots who create Turkmenchay after Turkmenchay! Now even Anti-Iran traitors and stupid animals confess that Their Caspian Sea deal is a new Turkmenchay! Rouhani = Khamenei is a Zionist Agent whose job is making Turkmenchay, creating Turkmenchay ! (August 2018) It’s important to note that the Zionist pigs like Rouhani, Larijani and Khamenei and other Jew Mullahs refer to our Caspian sea or Mazandaran sea as Khazar !! As you all know, Khazar is a Jewish name. Khazar is the Jewish name of a Jewish tribe. The Khazar were a group of Turkish Barbarian who became Jews, and then polluted our Caspian sea. The story of The Jewish tribe of Khazar is a long story (we will write about it later) But it’s so funny & so important to note that the whole world and non-Iranians refer to our Caspian sea as the Caspian sea, but the Jewish Islamists and Mullahs refer to our Caspian sea as the Jewish Khazar !!! In fact, only Islamists and Mullahs use a Jewish name for our Caspian sea = Mazandaran sea ! So, How Islamists and Mullahs should prove that Islamists and Mullahs are Jewish pigs = Anti-Iran Jews = Anti-Iranian Jewish Barbarians ?!”

Persian Humor 16: Some wise Iranians say: “On 11 August 2018, the Mullah TV (IRIB) happily & proudly reported: Khamenei and Janati and their Guardian Council approved FATF, FATF Coup & FATF plans !!! No, this is not the start of a joke. It actually happened ! Even their fucking Press TV happily & proudly reported the Islamic approval of Zionist FATF and The Mullah approval of FATF in English language ! And this is their fucking Islam, and their fucking Islamic Honor ! Their own media talked about how two Jewish Mullahs Jew Jannati & Jew Rouhani create FATF Coup! The Jewish Ayatollah Jannati is a Jew pig and a part of the CIA’s 2009 Coup & the CIA’s 2018 Coup = FATF Coup. The Jew Jannati is a Jewish Mullah, a Hojjatieh = Secret Jew. But it’s not the whole story. On 13 August 2018, the fucking Khamenei = CIA’s Ayatollah Khamenei defended Rouhani & FATF plans & FATF Coup of 2018 !! And this is not a joke. It actually happened ! The CIA’s Ayatollah Khamenei is a Jew Joker. The Jewish Ayatollah Khamenei again proved that Khamenei is Rockefeller’s son; Khamenei is Rothschild’s child; Khamenei is CIA Iran Project, and that’s why Khamenei has defended both AhmadiNejad and Rouhani, when they were committing great crimes and great treasons. Only a Jewish CIA agent like Khamenei can defend both AhmadiNejad and Rouhani, and both the 2009 Coup & Nuclear Turkmenchay ! Khamenei is a Jew faggot like Jannati & Mesbah & Makarem and other Jew Masons = Masonic Mullahs. In their fucking Arab Islam, Islamic Resistance is nothing but Total Surrender and implementing FATF orders and to give in to America’s bullying and threats! This is the Satanic Islam of Islamists & Khamenei. This is the Satanic Islam of Arabs = Cows of America. This is the Satanic Islam of Mullahs = Arab Jew Masons. And it’s obvious why all Iranians say: the Jewish Arab Mullahs like Jannati = Khamenei = Rouhani must be tried for all their Treasons against Iran & Iranian people. Today, even if you ask a Cow or Basiji : Who can defend Rouhani & Trukmencahy & FATF ?! Cow or Basiji says: Only a stupid CIA agent like Khamenei or Jewish Jannati ! The Jewish Khamenei is Rockefeller’s stooge. Khamenei is CIA’s Iran Project. Khamenei is Rockefeller’s Iran Project. Khamenei is FATF = Fucking Asshole Traitor Faggot (FATF) ! Khamenei is Zionist IMF = Islamist Motherfucker Faggot (IMF) ! Khamenei is a Jihadi Jew = Jannati = Netanyahu ! = FATF !”

Persian Humor 16: In these days, our Iran’s people change the old Iranian Folklore songs into new funny songs like this : Atal Matal Rouhani ! .. Turkmenchay of Rouhani ! .. Treasons of Rouhani (Khiyanat-e Rouhani !) … (Baazam Begam, Ya Midani ?! ) Should I say more ?! or You know them all ?! .. Do you know the depth of Tragedy, the depth of Disaster ?! (Omge Faje-a-ro Midani ?! ) .. Atal-Matal Ravani !! (= Psycho) .. Turkmenchay of Rouhani ! .. Death to all of Ravanis = Rouhanis (Marg bar har-chi Rouhani ! ) We shit on all Rouhanis ! (Ridim beh har-chi Rouhani !) .. Fuck Mullah Rouhani (Ridim be Qabr-e Rouhani !) Go to Hell Rouhani ! (Boro Bemir Rouhani !) … Atal Matal Ravani ! .. Rouhani-e Ravani ! (Rouhani is Psycho ! ) .. Their Religion is Religion of Psychopaths (Diin-e ye mosht Ravani ! ) .. their Islam is Treason & Secret deals with Great Satan! ( .. Khiyanat va Tabani ! ) .. Islamists say that their Treasons and Turkmency is Islam = their Religion ! You all know this ! (Turkmenchay va Tabani, Migan Diin-e ! Midani ! ) But what is the name of their FATF Turkmenchay & Treasons?! Do you know it?! (FATF va Tabani, esmesh Chi-e ?! Midani ?! ) .. Fuck you Mullah Rouhani ! (Tof to Ruh-et Rouhani !) Rouhani is shitting on his Religion = Arab Islam that is Turkmenchy & Treason & FATF ! (Ridi to Diin-et Rouhani ! .. eeno ke khoob midani !! .. Diin-e FATF, Tabani .. Khianat-o Tabani ..)

Persian Humor 17: Some wise Iranians say: “Now even idiots and Basijis confess that Jahangiri Brothers = Abraham & Jacob & Isaac Jahangiri are Jews! But today, Iran’s people ask: It’s the story of 1000 Famil = 1000 Families; all of them are Famil ! (members of a Big Family), but why ?! What is their secret ?! What is the secret of their intermarriage = why do they keep marriages among themselves?! And the wise witty Iranians say: Eyval ! (Bravo) It’s a good & fundamental question! Their secrets are Jewish secrets, or the secrets of Secret Jews & Masons! The Secrets of 1000 Famil are secrets of Anusim & Crypto Jews ! Lets shed some Iranian lights on part of it ! .. But Wait ! There is No need to the Iranian lights! Now even the Jews are revealing many things! Now if you google for Jadid-Al-Islam Anusim, you can see that Jews say : In Iran and Mashad .. the first problem of Jadid-Al-Islam = Secret Jew Islamists was the problem of kashrut and keeping a kosher home! The Secret Jew Islamists had to buy their meat from kosher stores! Their Jewish Islamist women refused to allow any non-kosher meat into their homes. All non-kosher meat was immediately discarded or fed to the dogs (!!) .. There was also the problem of praying in the mosque (!!!) Islamist Jews attending the Friday prayer in the mosque (!!), and then secret places to welcome the Sabbath (!!) .. On Shabbat and holidays, since they had to keep their stores open, the Islamist Jews often hired help to run the stores for them! The help was instructed to turn customers away with various excuses (!!!) But the main problem of Secret Jews = Islamist Jews was Marriage !! (But they solved) the problem of Marriage (in this Satanic way) : 1 Jews would often married off their children at very young ages, around nine or ten (!!!) 2 the Jews and Jew Islamists keep and kept marriages among themselves (!!!) And it’s exactly what Jews & Jewish historians say! In fact, Crypto Jews and Secret Jews marry each other. And it’s one of the Secrets of 1000 Famil ! For instance, a secret Jew like Zibakalam marries to Crypto Jew Ahmad Tavakoli = a member of Jewish Clan of Larijani .. A secret Jew like Ali Larijani marries to Crypto Jew Motahari .. A secret Jew Mason like Hadad Adel marries to Arab Jew Khamenei … But is it a joke ?! No, Their Islamic Regime is a joke ! Their Jewish Islam is a bad joke ! The West is a sick joke ! The UK is a bad joke ! Now if you search the internet (in Persian and even in English), you can find millions of facts and millions of good things that non-Iranians and also millions of wise & educated Iranians say about such issues. Just search the internet ! Now even stupid animals / Basijis confess to such facts ! It’s so laughable !”

Persian Humor 18: Some wise Iranians say: “Who want to shed crocodile tears for our Caspian sea & our Great Iran ?! The Anti-Iran Traitors?! Arab Basijis ?! Jewish Mullahs or Masons?! or Jewish Monarchists and other Anti-Iran Whores / Jew whores = Rajavists / Pahlavists or Exiled Whores?! Those Jew whores = CIA’s whores who supported Nuclear Turkmenchay and defend Anti-Iran Trump & American Barbarians, and still defend Nuclear Treasons & Turkmenchay, now want to repeat (QerQereh konan) what we Iranians have already & repeatedly said about Islamic Turkmenchay?! The Anti-Iran Traitors & Terrorists like Pahlavists, Rajavists and Islamists / Mullahs are Not Iranians. They are Anti-Iranian pigs. They are part of The Anti-Iran Mafia. But it’s not the whole story. The 2009 Traitors and all Anti-Iran Traitors = Secret Jews & Masons like Jew Zibakalam (TaziKalam), JewNejad (AN), Jew Janati, Jew Hassan (Rouhani), al-Reza Pahlavi, Jew Ali Nourizadeh (TaziZadeh), Jew Amir Ahmadi, Jew Ebrahim (Nabavi) and al-Masoud Behnoud must be tried & executed for High Treason against Iran & Iranians. Those who defend Nuclear Turkmenchay & Rouhanis & Trump & Savage Arabs & Jew Barbarians & Islamic Tyranny & Turkmenchay and Anti-Iran Jew Arabs & American Barbarians must be tried for High Treason against all Iranians & all Humans. Anti-Iran Traitors and those who defend the Satanic USA & UK Rouhanis & Nuclear Turkmenchay cannot shed crocodile tears for our Great Iran!”

Persian Humor 19: Some witty Iranians say: “Now in 2018, Ahangaran and other Islamist pigs sing & should sing Islamist songs like (its rhythm is : Lala Lala La = Aho Vavey-la ! Lala Lala La ! Aho Vavey-la ! Read this song with such rhythm ! ) : Hey Rahbar-e Bi-Khayeh ! , Seyyed Ali Bi-Khayeh ! Aho Vaveyla ! Hey you the ball-less King = Khamenei ! .. Sayyid Ali Khamenei has no balls ! .. Lala Lala La .. Hey Kos-k(.)sh Bi-Khayeh ! , Khamenei Bi-Khayeh ! Aho Vaveyla ! The Islamic Leader is a ball-less Pimp ! .. Khamenei has no balls ! Hey Rahbar-e Koon Dadeh ! , Az kei Koon Dadan Azadeh ?!! Aho Vaveyla ! Hey you the Faggot Leader ! You created Nuclear Turkmenchay = Koon Dadan-e Qahramane! But since when Sodomy = Giving Ass is free in your Islam?! Een Rahbar-e Bi-Namoos ! , Een Rahbar-e Koon Dadeh, Sharm-o-Haya Nadereh ! Aho Vaveyla ! Khamenei is Coward & Faggot, Khamenei is not Honorable .. Khamenei is Irreligious & Immoral man ! Een Rahbar-e Bi-Khayeh, Een Rahbar-e Koon Dadeh, Mage Sharaf Nadereh ?!! Khamenei is a Sodomite in Chief .. Does Khamenei have no dignity & no honor ?! Een Rahbar-e Bi-Vatan !, Een Rahbar-e Bi-Sharaf, Mage Diin-ham Nadereh?! Khamenei is not Iranian, Khamenei is not Honorable .. But Khamenei is not a Religious man, too?! Een Rahbar-e Bi-Vatan, Een Rahbar-e Bi-Sharaf, Mage Mokham Nadereh ?!! Khamenei is not Iranian, Khamenei is not Honorable .. But is Khamenei a Brainless man, too ?! Een Rahbar-e Bi-Honor !, Een Rahbar-e Bi-Sharaf, Hich Honar-i Nadareh !! Khamenei is not Honorable .. Khamenei is good for Nothing ! .. Khamenei has no skills, no knowledge and no Arts ! Bi-Hame Chiz, Bi-Honor .. Bi-Sharaf & Bi-Vatan .. ANgal-e Baq-e Mola !, Aho Vaveyla ! Khamenei is a useless parasite ! Khamenei is a little vermin, a shitty parasite ! ….”

Persian Humor 20: Some wise Iranians say: “In these days, the Jewish Mullahs preaching (Roze mikhunan) and talking about Moharram & Hussein in this way: What was Hussein’s goal ?! Turkmenchay! .. Hussein wanted to negotiated with Great Satan, and to create Turkmenchay .. Imam Hussein loved Tyranny & Turkmenchay! .. Imam Hussein loved Yazid & Velayat ! .. Who killed Hussein?! Those who hated Yazid & Turkmenchay ! .. Today, Rouhani is Shemr, and Khamenei is Yazdi! So we should love Yazid .. Imam Hussein loved Yazdi & Shemr & Turkmenchay & Telling Big lies ! .. Imam Hussein loved Treasons & Turkmenchay .. Imam Hussein loved Traitors & Liars & Rouhanis ! .. Imam Hussein loved Zellat ! , and Rouhani’s Turkmenchay ! .. Imam Hussein loved FATF & to give in to Satan’s Threats & Bullying … Imam Hussein fought for what?! For defending Yazid & Rouhani & Shemr & Khamenei & Big Lies & Treasons & Turkmenchay ! .. Imam Hussein loved Rockefellers! .. Imam Hussein loved Rockefeller’s Iran Project ! .. Moharram is Month of our Aqa, Rockefellers = our Masters! .. Today those who want to fight against Tyranny & Turkmencahy & Satanic Velayat of Khamenei & Rouhani are Enemies of Imam Hussein ! … Today, our Aqa, Trump is Hussein = Rouhani is Hussein! Today, Netanyahu is Hussein = Khamenei is Hussein! = Turkmenchay & FATF is Hussein ! .. God Bless Satan! God Bless Rouhai ! “

Persian Humor 21: In these days Iranians mocking Islamists and their shitty Islamist songs = Nohe / Nowha of Islamists! = shed crocodile tears ! Some witty Iranians say: “Islamist pigs like Rouhanis, Basijis and Ahangaran – whose sons live in UK & Canada & America- creating Turkmenchay & Treasons and then yap or sign Islamist songs (Zoze mikeshan) & shed crocodile tears! Ahangaran is a Basiji faggot / singer who now sings Islamist songs like this : Ya Hussein ! Ya America! (His Tokhme-Sag = his Basiji son lives in North America! ) Ya Hussein ! Ya America! .. Basiji Tokhme-Sagam (my son) .. ba Visa (with Visa) .. Raft America (went to America) .. Hussein! .. Basiji raft America ! (Basiji went to America) .. Ride-shod to America ! (America is fucked up!) .. Hussein ! .. Trump ham Basiji-e! (Trump is a Basiji, too !) .. Mirine to America ! (Trump is shitting on USA!) .. Hussein ! .. Yazid ham Hussein-ie ! (Yazid is Hussein! ) .. Turkmecnhay Hussein-ie! (Turkmenchay is Hussein’s legacy! ) .. Hussein! .. Yazid yepa Khomeini-e !! (Yazid is Khomeini ! ) .. Zellat Hussein-ie ! .. FATF Hussein-ie ! (FATF is Hussein’s legacy! ) .. Khamenei Yazid-ie ! (Khamenei is Yazid ! ) …”

Persian Humor 22: Some wise Iranians say: “The story of Rouhani is like a very ancient Persian story, when they asked a Persian: From whom you learned Culture & Civilization ? Who did you learn your manners & Culture & Civilization from? (Adab Az Ke Amookhtee?) And The Wise Persian sarcastically said: From uncultured & uncivilized people = Barbarians ! (Az Bi-Adaban !) They said: How?! How is it possible ?! The Wise Persian said: It’s so simple. What the Barbarians do are barbarian things. What the uncultured & uncivilized people = Barbarians do are uncultured & uncivilized things. So, you can learn from Barbarians what is uncultured & uncivilized ! And if you don’t do these barbarian things, then you become a Cultured man! If you don’t do the uncultured & uncivilized things, then you become a Civilized man, a Human ! Such Ancient Persian stories show the depth of Persian Wisdom = Aryan Wisdom = Iranian Wisdom in Ancient times, when our wise Iranian ancestors created Human values & Human Civilization. Our wise Iranian ancestors learned from whom?! Now you all know the Answer ! And it’s like the story of today’s world. Today, we Persians still use our ancient Persian methods = what our wise Iranian ancestors did. Today, we Persians still try to learn from Barbarians ! We Persian still try to learn from Evil men & Spies & Traitors & Masons = Satan’s children = Zahak’s children! And now you all know what it means ! Good becomes Good, only when Good learns from Evil ! But which kind of things the Good learns from the Evil ?! Answer is clear: The Evil things , that the Good should Not do them ! The Evil things , that the Good should fight against them ! And now we Persians want to Make Iran Great Persia again, so We Persians try to learn from Traitors or Masons like Rouhani, Trump, Netanyahu, Arab Jews & Mullahs & British Pigs and All Anti-Iran Barbarians!”

Persian Humor 23: Some wise Iranians say: “It’s so obvious why the Wise witty Iranians sarcastically say: today we Iranians learn ‘Persian Patriotism’ (Vatan-Paratsi) from The Anti-Iran Traitors ! = Vatan-Forushan = Iran-Forushan = America-worshipers (America-Parast) + Arab-worshipers (Arab-Parast) = Ajnabi-Parast ! = The West’s stooges ! Today, you all can see the true face of Arab Islam & Islamists. Now the Satanic Islam of Arabs & Islamists create Turkmenchay = Zellat & Nekbat ! Now the Satanic Islam & Arab Islamists are Prostitutes & Crooks & Thieves like Sasha Sobhani = Basiji Zina-zadeh. Islamic Zina-zadeh & Arab Whore Sasha Sobhani is a Zina-zadeh of Islamic Regime, and now all Iranians talk about this Basiji Sodomite, and say: Did you see their fucking Islam and their fucking Islamic whores = Basiji Kooni = Sasha Sobhani = Bache Kooni / Little Sodomite of Arab Islam ?! Did you see their Islam (Chetori Lokht-o Damar bood !!! , Didi Che Khabar bood ?!! ) Didn’t you see it ?!! This is their Fucking Arab Islam. This Little Sodomite Sasha Sobhani = Islamic Whore of Mullahs is just one of their Arab Islamic Whores & Sodomites. And their story is a long story, a long and important story (We will write about these Islamist pigs & Islamic Whores & their Recent Scandals later, in the next posts) An Islamic Sodomite like Sasha Sobhani is Islamic Whore = Worthless Whore = 2-zari whore, but this Worthless Whore Sasha Sobhani is a symbol, symbol of Arab Islam & Islamic Regime. The Zina-Zadeh (Aqa-zadeh) just show & prove that their Arab Islam is Religion of Whores = Religion of Zena-Zadagan = Religion of Sodomites & Satanists. The Satanic Islam of Arabs is exactly like that famous reality joke: A man is nu-de with six na-ked Po-rn Stars? Quick, call the Morality police chief. Oh No, He is what? He himself is the Islamic Morality police chief !! And it’s not Joke. It’s Reality. It actually happened ! In the Porn Industry of Islamic regimes, their Islamic Porn Stars chant Islamic slogans about Hijab/ Efaf & Efat !, and participate in Islamic Prayer (Namaz-Jomeh) & Islamic Mourning (Azaa & Rozah) ! The Candy Charms-gate or Candy-gate = Whore-gate is a famous example ! (check Archive) Their Islamic Porn stars say: We love both Porn & Hijab !, and we Islamic Porn wear Hijab ! We stop filming our Porn videos on Islamic Mourning days! We stop filming our Porn films on special days because we Islamic Porn makers respect Islamic laws & Islamic Morals! The Masonic Porn Industry of Islamic Regime is like Turkey’s and the Sexy Islam of Turkey ! (check below) The Islamic Porn Industry is Not Joke ! The Sexy Islam of Turkey, or the Sexy Islam of Malaysia & other Islamic countries is Not a Joke ! (check Persian Humor 39 etc)”

Persian Humor 24: Some wise Iranians say: “The Jewish Islam of Arabs is a Satanic Religion. The Jewish Islam of Arabs is Religion of ISIS & Saudis & Hojatieh & Mullahs. Their Arab Islam is Jewish Religion of Yapping & Farting (Zoozeh & Goozeh ! ) Their Arab Islam is Jew Religion of Shedding crocodile tears! After their Nuclear Turkmenchay, the Mullahs have created a New Farce : Now Mullah do more & more Rozeh & Zoozeh & Goozeh ! , that means the Mullahs shed more & more crocodile tears, and the Mullahs have more Islamic Mourning days! Now they have discovered new Islamic Mourning days! – for the first time after 1979 ! – and these new Islamic Mourning days are about Omol-ANin, Omol-Faqih, Omol-Farter = Omol-Fesad, Omol-Fased = Omol-Fuckers etc! (Omol means Fanatic or Bigoted in Persian! But in fucking Arabic, Omol = Om (mother) + ol (of) .. So, Omol-Fuckers means: Mother of Fuckers!) It’s so obvious why the Mullahs have discovered or created new Islamic Mourning days! , after their Nuclear Turkmenchay. Mullahs believe Religion is Opium of People, so Mullahs must force people to use more and more Opium, to forget or ignore all Islamic Treasons & Turkmenchay. But almost all Iranians know this Satanic trick, and that’s why all Iranians spit at Mullahs, at Islam of Mullahs and at their Islamic Yapping & Farting & Shedding Crocodile tears = Islamic Rozeh & Zoozeh & Goozeh ! All real Religious people of our Iran are aware of such issues, and spit at Mullahs, shit on Mullahs. The Jewish Mullahs say: For 2 months = 60 days, all kinds of joys & laughter & fun is forbidden !! And their fucking Mullah TV (IRIB) = Satanic TV of Islamists is a mourning TV for 2 months, that means they don’t show any comic things and they only weep & weep & yap & shed crocodile tears for 60 days! In their Satanic Islam, Laugh is forbidden, Happiness is forbidden, but Hypocrisy is Free, Treason is Free, Telling Lie is Free, Turkmenchay is Free, Barbarity is Free, Slavery is Free, FATF is Free! Today, after Nuclear Turkmenchay, only and only Whores & Sodomites & Satanists defend Islamists. And it’s Not a joke. Now Only a Trump or a Satan-worshiper can defend Arab Islamists & Arab Terrorism & Rouhani’s Turkmenchay & Islamic Treasons & other Evil Acts of Islamists. All Iranians including Religious people of our Iran know what is The Iranian-made Epic of Karbala and its main messages. And that’s why All Iranians including all Religious people of our Iran fuck Rouhani & Mullahs & Turkmenchay & Tyranny & Saudis & ISIS & Basiji & Trump & Islamists etc. Mullahs and their Islamic Barks, Farts & Yap ( Zoozeh & Goozeh! ) and shedding crocodile tears just create more and more Anger & Hatred towards Islamists & Arab Islam”.

Persian Humor 25: In these days, Iranians change the old funny Folklore songs into new funny songs like : Atal Matal Shekayat ! ( = Protest / Complaint ! ) Turkmenchay & Velayat ! (Velayat = Islamic Regime = Jewish Islam of Arabs) Is it a weird story ?! (Ajibe een Hekayat ?!) .. Their Arab Islam is Yazidi = Enemy of The Truth & Hussein! (Yazidi Velayat !) Their Arab Islam = Velayat has created Turkmenchay & Treasons & Evil things! ( .. Khianat-o Rezalat ! .. een-e Samar-e Velayat ! ) Fuck Velayat ! Fuck Islamic Regime ! (Chiz to Koon-e Velayat !) All Iranians shit on Islamic Regime ! (Ridim beh een Velayat !) .. The Islamic Islamic is Satanic & Anti-Iran (Yazid-e een Velayat !) .. Atal Matal CIA ! .. Rouhani is CIA ! .. Who have seen such Spies & Islamists?! (Hamchin chizi ki Dideh ?!) .. Rouhani has shitted on Religion & Everything ! (Rouhani to Deen Rideh !) Their Islamic Regime is going to hell ! (Nezam-e-shun be Gaa raft !) their Arab Islam is going to hell, to WC of history ! (Islam-esh to Khela raft !) … Atal Matal Gorbachev! .. Rouhani is Gorbachev ! .. Who have seen such Gorbachev = Mullah Gorbachev ?! (Hamchin Gohi ki Dideh?!) .. Can you tell us about something that Rouhani has not Shitted on it?!! (Begoo to Chi Narideh ?!!) .. Atal Matal Salavat ! .. Rouhan is Cow, a confused Cow! (Rouhani-e Gow zadeh Qat ! ) .. Basijis = Islamists have no Morality & no Brain! (Na Deen Dareh, Na Vojdoon ! ) .. their Jewish Religion = their Arab Islam is British and from England ! (Deen-e-sho bordan Engles-toon !) .. Mullah = Rouhani is a stupid animal (Rouhani hast ye Heyvoon !) .. Mullah = Rouhani has no Honor & no principles & no Brain ! (Bi-Sharaf va Bi-Vojdoon ! ) .. So, Where Rouhani = Ayatollah should go ?! To Grave ! (Koja bere ?! .. Qabrestoon ! ) .. And Rouhani = Ayatollah deserves what ?! To be dead and buried in UK, and burned in Hell ! (Layeqe chie ?! .. Gurestoon ! Oon ham to Engles-toon !! )

Persian Humor 26: They ask Qazanfar: How to Create Economic Instability and How to Help Trump ?! Qazanfar: It’s so simple. You just need CIA’s Mullahs like Khamenei, Rouhani and Larijani. They implement FATF plans, attack all Sarafais & close them down, and suddenly dollar price will increase from 3500 Toman to 12,000 Toman! It’s so simple. It’s a CIA’s Economic Coup by the CIA’s Jewish Economic Terrorists like Rouhani & Larijani & Khamenei … They ask Qazanfar: How to Wage Economic War against Iranian people? Qazanfar: It’s so simple. You just need a CIA’s Economic Terrorist like Rouhani or Khamenei. They create Trukemenchay, implement IMF & FATF Plans, attack all Sarafies & Attack Free Market & Attack all elements of Open Market, and then a huge Economic Instability & Economic Chaos will be created. It’s so simple. You don’t need an Enemy like Trump or Anti-Iran Barbarians. You just need a CIA’s Economic Terrorist like Rouhani or Khamenei, and a CIA’s puppet regime like the Islamic Regime of Mullahs! It’s so simple ! .. And it’s not a joke ! Their Islamic regime is a joke. Their Islam is a joke. Their Ayatollah is a joke. Their Arbab = their Big Brother = their Kad Khoda = America is a joke !

Persian Humor 27: It’s Part of An Iranian-made Love Song for Noam Chomsky ! : You help Islamists, you betray the mass .. You help Mullahs, you kiss their ass .. Oh Chomsky, Where is your Brain ?! In your ass !! …. Fuck you, stupid Chomsky, You are a stupid Yankee! .. You defend Tyranny, You The Jew intellectual .. You are a Secret Zionist, Mr. Jew intellectual …You help Mullahs, you are a Fascist Intellectual .. You support Dictators, you The Nazi intellectual ! .. Fuck you, stupid Chomsky, You are a stupid Monkey .. You lick Dictators’ ass, you are a Jew Fascist .. You defend Islamists, you The Jewish Fascist .. You are a Capitalist, you The Jewish Marxist ! .. Fuck you, stupid Chomsky, You are a stupid Donkey .. Oh, Mr Jew Supporter of IMF Plans, you are a joke .. Mr. anti-War activist supports the 2009 coup! .. Chomsky defends IMF, Imperialist Coup ! .. You Chomsky are a stupid joke .. You defend Mullahs, Do you use coke?! .. Chomsky defends Tyranny & the 2009 coup! .. Oh, Jewish Chomsky, Do you use coke?! .. You Chomsky defend Dictators, you smoke dope! .. You are a CIA, You are a Joke!.. You are a big idiot, You are a bad Joke .. Fuck you, stupid Chomsky, You are a stupid Monkey .. You say you are poor, but you have a lot of money .. You fuck and fool people, while you call them Honey .. You mislead people, you get a lot of money .. You brainwash kids, and earn good money .. Fuck you Chomsky, you betray people for money .. Oh, Jewish Chomsky You are a bad Monkey .. You love Chavez, you love AN (AN = AhmadiNejad = Shit ! ) .. You lick the ass of politiciANs .. You love shit, you eat shit man ! .. You love power, you are a rich man … Oh, man, you are a fucking politiciAN ! .. Fuck you Chomsky, Fuck you man !!

Persian Humor 28: Some witty Iranians say: “They have decided to give the Noble Prize for Economy to Qazanfar because His Economic plan is so amazing: Close down the Mullah Majles for 4 years, and make a good use of the Money that you are wasting on Mullahs & Majles. They have about 300 Islamist MPs (Member of Parliaments) and each Islamist MP gets 20m (= 20 Millions Toman) each month! But with 20m you can buy 4 milky cows. In fact, each month you can buy 1200 milky cows, and then after one year you have about 14500 milky cows that produce more than 1 million litter milk (even a bad cow produce about 10 to 20 litter milk per month; about 100 to 250 litter par year). So, after 4 years, you have about 60,000 milky cows that produce more that 1 billion litter milk, that is equal to Denmark’s Total Production or Denmark’s GDP ! … You can ask about cow’s foods and how we want to feed cows. The answer is clear: Each Mullah or Islamist MP eats more than 4 cows! So, when a country can feed Mullahs of Mullah Majles for 4 years, then it can certainly feed 60,000 milky cows in 4 years! … Iran even can feed 1 to 2 millions milky cows, because more than 500,000 Mullahs and Arab Islamists live in our Iran – that each of them are worse than 4 Cows! If these 500,000 Mullahs and Arab Islamists are replaced with real Cows or milky Cows, then Iran suddenly becomes a World Power! For two simple reasons: 1 Cows are much more useful & productive than Mullahs / Islamists 2 Islamists / Mullahs betray our Iran, but real Cows don’t betray !!”

Persian Humor 29: Some wise Iranians say: “As you know Arabs are piss-eaters, and Arabs drink Camel’s piss. Saudi Arabs drink piss, camel’s piss. Saudi Arabs eat piss & shits, many shits! It’s an important issue (and we should write several posts about this issue) One day, before recent years, when you searched in Persian, and googled for Saudis drink piss / Arabs drink Piss, then you found few results! But now in 2017 / 2018, If you search in Persian, and Google for Saudis drink piss / Arabs drink Piss, then you find Millions of search results & good pix & good facts !, despite The 99.9% Censorship law! It’s so important. But now, if you search in English, and Google for Saudis drink piss / Arabs drink Piss in English, then you still find few results (not millions of results!) So, the Large Army of the Good guys including Iranians and non-Iranians must change this situation, that means: When you Google for Saudis drink piss / Arabs drink Piss or Arab Shit-eaters / Arab Piss-eaters in English, then you must Find millions of search results, despite The 99.9% Censorship law … And now people must ask : Who try to hide the Facts & censor all Facts about Savage Arabs & Saudi Arabs who drink piss = Arab Piss-eaters ?! Think about it, because it’s so important. Who defend Savage Saudi Arabia & 9/11 Arab Terrorists & Arab Piss-eaters?! It’s obvious why Iranians say to Arab Islamists and their America & Trump: You are proof that Evolution can go in reverse !! And one day (it’s a Persian Joke) an Arab billionaire who suffers from the Arab disease (ie Eating Piss & Shit) goes to Iranian hospitals. At first, for testing his urinate, the Iranian nurse gives him a paper cup (and as Arab knows little English) says: Down, Down the stair! To Urinate! Urinate! … So, Arab goes and does it. Then the Iranian nurse says: Now, Up! Go Up! To Test your Urine! Test Urine! (Boro Bala ! ) .. But Arab suddenly drinks piss / urine ! , and says: I tested it. It tastes good !! Arab loves piss ! …”

Persian Humor 30: Some Iranians ask Qazanfar: Have you seen the picture of Rouhani & Soleimani and their Masonic Handshake (below pix) ? Can you see how their CIA’s Hajj Ghasem (Soleimani) = Arab Mason = Hajj Ghasem Freemason kissed Rouhani’s ass? Qazanfar: After Masonic handshakes between Rouhani & UK’s prime ministers, now we see Masonic handshakes between Rouhani & Soleimani ! Even Basijis say that their Masonic Handshake revealed many things; now even their own Basijis ridicule their own fucking Hajji Mason = Hajj Ghasem Freemason and Rouhani & their Masonic Handshake (below pix) But who is this fucking Soleimani or Hajj Ghasem? Is he that black-face Hajji who sings: Hajji Mason am Man ! Hajji Mason-am Man ! Sali N-Ruz-am Man! .. = I am Hajji Mason ! I am Hajji Freemason ! .. Iranians: Yah ! But this mother-fucker Soleimani is Arab Jew, not Iranian. Soleimani is a Jew Arab, an Anti-Iranian shit, an Arab Basiji of CIA. Qazanfar: But I think this Hajj Ghasem is exactly like that Mash Ghasem of Uncle Sam ! = Uncle Napolean (an old TV series in Iran) This Basiji Mason = Hajj Ghasem speaks a lot about his Jang-e Kazeroun ! = Kazeroun war in Iraq! , and his Fake & Masonic tales – for instance about Pushaki (diaper)- is so Aabaki ! (so ridiculous & childish) and just produce a lot of Shishaki (Boo) among Iranian people ! Iranians: Yah, now Iran’s people make jokes and say: When an Arab Jew Mason becomes Hajji, what do you call him?! A: Hajj Ghasem Soliemani ! When Arab Jew Mason becomes Mullah or Ayatollah, what do you call him?! A: Rouhani or Khamenei ! Uncle Sam’s mass media say this Uncle Sam’s Basiji Soleimani is enemy of his Uncle Sam! But his Uncle Sam, CIA al-Monitor and the CIA Iran Project love him & his Kazeroun War in Iraq so much! And now Iraq betrays Iran, and Iraq helps Trump & Uncle Sam .. Qazanfar: Hey guys, but it’s a Keyhan-style joke ! I don’t want to play a role at the fucking Keyhan jokes. It’s an insult to Qazanfar’s intelligence ! .. And Iranians say to Qazanfar: Eyval ! (Bravo) But you must fuck & ridicule Mullahs with their own style & language! Qazanfar thinks, and says: Yah, their Hajj Ghasem is Mason & Arab Jew of Iraq. The CIA’s Iran Project & Al-Monitor love him so much. His Masonic handshakes with Rouhani and his Treasons are very important things; now even stupid Animals / Basijis talk about it ! (Below pix) All of them are Masons or Arab Jews, and it’s so important. Just open your eyes! Just take a look at their Brotherhood ! = their Traitorous Turkmenchay’s Brotherhood = their Satanic & Masonic Brotherhood !

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Persian Joke 301: What do you call Trump on a toilet? A: American Democracy !! or American Relief ! … What do you call the Killer of America, someone who puts an End to the United States?! A: Donald Trump ! .. What do you call Rouhani on a toilet? A: the Islamic Regime ! or Jewish Islam of Arabs ! .. What do you call the End of Arab Islam and the Death of the West’s stooges = Masons = Mullahs, Monarchists, Marxists and all other Political Whores ?! A: Making Iran Great Again ! .. And What do you call the End of America, the Death of United States ?! A: Making the World Great Again !

Persian Joke 302: (It’s a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) Our Religious teachers say that a person who commits the horrifying act of facing another man in combat confronts one of two conditions: either he overcomes his opponent and kills him, or else he is killed ! If he kills the enemy, he has shed an innocent man’s blood, and in consequence he will sooner or later follow his victim ! And if the foe overcomes him, again he will follow the path to hell ! So, How should a wise man undertake an action having such potential ends? The Elite and (Rouhanis) say: live in shame, but live long !!

Persian Joke 303: (It’s a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) Some Definitions: The Real Intellectuals or The Man of Learning = A Person who can not even earn his own livelihood !! .. The Ignorant = the Boss or Fortune’s favorite! .. The Jew or Miser = The wealthy ! .. (The Coward = America & its allies! ) .. The Miserable = The Mullahs / Theologian ! .. The Foreman = Thief ! .. The General = The thief of the warehouse ! .. The Constable or Policeman = Someone who robs by night and asks the shopkeeper for his wages by day ! .. The Judge: He who is cursed by everyone ! .. The Mediator or (Masonic Thinker) = One with whom neither man nor God is pleased ! .. The Clergyman: One who preaches but does not practice ! .. The Fox = A Rouhani or a man of God who always accompanies the Kings and Big Brothers ! ( = Great Satan! )

Persian Joke 304: Trump’s mother says to Trump: Jews and Jesus love you! But everyone else thinks you’re an asshole ! .. Khamenei’s mother says to Khamenei: The Jewish Arab Islam loves you! But Iranians and everyone else thinks you’re a Pig or Spy = Ali bin Rockefeller! .. Netanyahu’s mother says to Netanahu: Moses and other Jewish Perverts / Prophets / Sodomites love you! But everyone else thinks you’re a sick pig ! .. And Rouhani’s mother says to Rouhani : UK, Jews, Masons and British Queen love you ! But Iranians and all wise people and all normal humans think you’re an Anti-Iranian Pig & Traitor & Spy !

Persian Joke 305: In about 700 years ago, the Great Persian Satirist, Zakani said: A super idiot lost a ring in his house. But he was searching for it in the street because it was too dark in the house !! … And it’s exactly like the story of Rouhani and Ayatollahs. They created many problems & disasters in our Iran, and they create the FATF Coup of 2018 and deliberately increase dollar price by + 300% ! They have lost their credibility and their Religion & their Future and their Everything in our Iran. But they are searching for the Reasons in the outside world and outside of their own Islamic Regime because it’s too shitty and too dark in their Islamic Regime of Mullahs = an Islamic puppet regime of CIA & MI6 !

Persian Joke 306: (It’s like a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) A man who is shameless and impudent ( like Rouhani or Ayatollah or Trump) will do whatever he pleases! But the decent man who is known for his Morality and his Moral shame will be left behind doors ! , and in waiting rooms he will be beaten by the shameless men! So, we conclude that you should definitely not pay any attention to Anything, even to your Religion ! In this shitty world if you want to become somebody, you should live like a Traitor & Cuckold and (a Qoromsaq like Rouhani = Khamenei !) For enjoying your life like (Trump = Rouhani), your should not heed the Morality or Humanity or any Human norms, so that you may fully enjoy Treasons, Savagery & Evil acts !!

Persian Joke 307: What is Islamic Honor (Ezzat Islami )? Basiji1 says: We Arab Islamists refer to Turkmenchay and Bi-Sharari (honor-less) as Islamic Honor ! Basiji 2: We Arab Islamists believe that FATF, Total Surrender & Treason is Islamic Honor ! Basiji 3: Our Imam Ali ibn Rockefeller (Khamenei) = Qoromsaq Rouhani is a symbol of Islamic Honor; his Islamic Turkmenchay is a symbol of Islamic Honor ! His Islamic Koon Dadan-e Qahramanane = his Islamic Sodomy = Giving his Islamic ass to his Great Satan is Islamic Honor ! … And its not a joke. Their Arab Islam is a Satanic joke. Their Islamic Ideology is a bad joke

Persian Joke 308: Characteristics of the Chosen Ones ! = The Ethics of the Elite is a famous book by the Great Persian Satirist Obeyd Zakani. This book was written in about 700 years ago, in which Zakani sarcastically says: Sow your seeds unlawfully ! So that your children will become Stupid Bastards like The Elite, Theologians, Sheikhs and Kings and Politicians ( or Jewish leaders ! ) = Chosen Ones !! … In fact, Zakani says: Sow your seeds unlawfully ! So that your children will become Trump or Saudi / Rouhani !

Persian Joke 309: (It’s an Ancient Persian joke of 1000 years ago) A Conqueror and new ruler just conquered (Qazanfar’s) town (this new Conqueror was like Rouhani or Ayatollah or other Mullahs = Ajnabi in Iran) One day, He declared :”Hey people, come here and help me with something. I am trying to think up an honorary title for myself. I want it to have the word God in it, just like other Islamist conquerors such as ‘From-God,’ ‘God’s Warrior,’ ‘God’s Soul,’ and ‘One-With-God.’ Do you have any suggestions for me? And (Qazanfar) said: “How about ‘God-Forbid ?!! .. The Best title for you (Arab Mullahs) is God-Forbid !!

Persian Joke 310: Qazanfar walks into his house with a Turkey under his arm ! He walks up to his wife with it and says, “This is the pig I’ve been having sex with ! ” His wife says: But that’s a turkey! Qazanfar replies: I wasn’t talking to you ! I was talking to Turkey !!

Persian Joke 311: Mullahs used to say : Islamic Donation (Sadaqe) remove threats ! But now after Rouhani’s FATF Coup and devaluation of Iran’s currency, The Mullahs issue new Fatwa = Fart-War, and say: From now on If your Islamic Donation (Sadaqe) is below X dollars / Tomans, then it will not remove any threats !! (Az een-pas Sadaqe zir-e X Toman high Bala-i ro Daf nemikone !! ) … And Iranian people say: Islamic regime and all Islamic things just create threats and disasters ! Islamic regime and Arab Islam don’t remove any threats ! They just create more and more threats & disasters! The Islamic Regime and their Arab Islam create more and more shitty things including threats & disasters = Nekbat & Zellat & Turkmenchay!

Persian Joke 312: The 1919 Deal was like Rouhani’s Turkmenchay = Islamic Turkmenchay of Khamenei -from Nuclear Turkmenchay to FATF & Caspian Sea Turkmenchay. It led to an explosion of nationalist passions in Iran. At that time, Iranian Satirists -including Arefe Qazvini (1870s -1933) and Mirzadeh Eshghi (1893 – 1924) who are among Great Men of Iranian Constitutional Revolution of 1905 – said in their Satirical Persian Poets : Hey Vosoqudolleh = Rouhani / Khamenei & Zarif , our Iran is not your fucking father’s property (Iran-e ma melk-e Babayt babud ! = Iran-e ma melke oon Pather-e Arab-e Dayooset nabud ! ) , and is not the price of your childhood’s sodomy = when you sodomites Arab Mullahs gave your ass to others in your childhood ! (Ojratol-mesl Zaman-e Bachegihayat nabud !! ) and is not the wages of your whore daughter who sleeps with many people in one day !! ( Mozde Kar-e Dokhtar-e Har ruz Yek-jayat Nabud !! ) … And it’s exactly what Iranians say to Larijani & Rouhani & Zarfi & Khamenei in 2018 ! Now Larijani, Rouhani, Zarfi = Khamenei is Vosoqudolleh !

Persian Joke 313: Basijis say: We Basijis who live under the Mullah regime think that if we died and went straight to hell it would take us at least a decade (10 years) to realize that we don’t live in the Islamic regime anymore !!

Persian Joke 314: The witty Iranians say: “After the UK’s 1921 Coup, the British Spy and UK’s Mullah Vahid Dastgerdi = Arab Mason/ Mullah wrote a poem in praise of the UK’s Coup leader = Reza Pahlavi = Reza Pofyooz (Reza Shah), and attacked Iranian freedom-fighters like Eshghi and others. Eshqi wrote a long and devastating reply in a long Satirical Persian Poem, and said: Oh Vahid-e Dastgerdi, the fucking Mullah & filthy-mouthed sheikh, Who call your Crap & the filth of your mouth poetry ?! .. Hey Shit-eater Sheikh, you the Mullahs are full of shit and crap ! .. You the Mullahs think the Shit in your mouth is poetry ?!! ..Your turban is like a white shit or black shit on your head ! .. Look in the mirror if you doubt my word ! .. Every word of yours is like a fart in the air !! .. Your tongue in your Islamist mouth is like Shit in a British Toilet ! .. Now you the Mullahs openly defend The UK and British puppets like Pahlavi ?!! .. Fuck your Arab Religion ! ( = Fuck British Islam ! ) …. It’s so funny, and important. And it says a lot about British Puppets from Pahlavi to Mullahs. Now many Iranians say: In the near future, all Masons and British Puppets – from Mullahs & Pahlavi to Media Whores & Ayatollah BBC’s whores – will pay the price of all their Treasons & their Great Crimes against our Iran & Humanity”.

Persian Joke 315: Some Philosophical questions that Qazanfar asks The Iranian philosophers are : Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked? ! .. Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons? ! .. If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?! .. Why does the God give brain to Mullahs and Basijis = Arab Islamists, when they don’t use their brain, and their brain is totally useless?! (Mazq-e-shoon Akband mimoone)

Persian Joke 316: If you ask What is Racism? America says: Racism is when Iranians criticize America, because America insulting all Iranians, America imposing Sanctions on all Iranians, America is hurting all Iranians, and America is punishing all Iranians! American Racism is Not Racism! But If Iranians criticize our America & our American Racism, then their Criticism is Racism ! Telling the Truth is Racism in America ! But Racism = the unfair treatment of all people who belong to a different race or a different country is not Racism in America! .. Netanyahu says: Racism = Jewish belief that Jews are better than others is not Racism! The Jewish Racism = Jewish belief that all non-Jews should be slaves of Jews is not Racism !! The Jewish Racism is a Kosher thing !, a Kosher Racism ! But If Iranians criticize Jewish Racism, then their Criticism is Racism !! .. Arabs say: Our Zionist Brother Netanyahu is right! Our Arab Islam is a Zionist Religion, and Jewish Racism is Arab Racism = Semitic Racism, that is not Racism ! .. UK says: Racism is Jewish ! Racism is so Jewish ! But the UK defends Jewish Racism! The UK loves Jewish Racism! Our Masonic Racism is Jewish ! Our British Queen is Jewish! Our British Queen is a Sayyid = Cohen ! The British Racism is so Kosher !, and Kosher Racism is not Racism !!

Persian Joke 317: The wise witty Iranians and others say: If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation !! … If you are repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, then you should start calling them Traditions !! … If you still see the West or America as a good guy or a good force, then you should go to see a good doctor, because you suffer from Mongolism or Mad Cow Disease = Trump Disease !!

Persian Joke 318: Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go ! .. Trump and Rouhani and all Anti-Iran Barbarians belong to the group 2 = those people who cause happiness whenever they go to hell !

Persian Joke 319: Rouhani’s Arab Jew mother says to him: My Jew son Rouhani just look what happened to those who used their brain or their heart. Mr X used his brain, and his works were intellectual works, but they kicked his head and killed him. Mr. Y used his heart and his emotions, and his works were emotional words, but they kicked his heart and killed him. Thank Jewish God that you Hassan Rouhani have no brain and no heart! But my son, you Rouhani should be cautious about your ass and your asshole, because your works are so shitty !! (Tho ke Mazq Nadari .. Karaat kheili Tokhmie! / Gohie ! .. Mozabe Tokhmat Bash !! )

Persian Joke 320: They ask Qazanfar: What’s the difference between Mullah (or Trump) and a mosquito? Qazanfar: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it ! … And Qazanfar ask them: Do you know the Arab Mullah’s wife or Trump’s wife ( = whore) goes where each morning ?! They : No! Such a whore goes where each morning?! Qazanfar: She goes to her own house !

Persian Humor 31: Iranians say to pigs like Rouhani and Trump: Are you stupid? Are you an idiot or traitor? Out of your mind? Are you retarded? But pigs like Trump and Rouhani just say: Yah, we are stupid, what is wrong?! Yah we are idiots & traitors, what’s you problem with that?! Yah we are retarded, it’s a nice thing ! All people should be stupid idiots and Traitors !

Persian Humor 32: It’s part of an Iranian-made Love Song for Trump & Obama : Arab-Lover / “Mullah-lover” is your name .. Visa System is your game .. Your Embassy has no shame .. Fuck you Monkey = Yankee ! , Fuck your Game ! .. You hate people, you love fart ! … Sit on their face and then fart !.. It’s your motto, It’s your art !.. It’s what you say, you just Fart ! .. Fuck you Farter = Trump, Fuck your Arts ! … You are Rapist, It’s a shame … You are Faggot, such a shame! . You and Mullahs are the same .. Arab Mullahs love your game … You the Faggot = Trump, have no shame ! … You love Arabs, who just Kill … You and Arabs, make a deal … You and Mullahs want a Deal .. You the faggot = Trump, it’s your will ! … Fuck you Monkey = Trump, Fuck your Will ! …

Persian Humor 33: Some witty Iranians say: “In these days, Iranians compare Traitors & Satanists, and say: Ajab Shebahati ! = What a similarity ! For instance, Iranians compare MKO’s Bitch (Rajavi) and Gollum / Smeagol (of Lord of the Ring), and say: Ajab Shebahati ! = What a similarity ! (below pix) Iranians compare CIA’s Whores (al-Pahlavi, al-Rajavi) and MI6’s Whores (al-Rouhani, al-Larijani etc), and say: Ajab Shebahati ! = What a similarity ! Now Iranians and even non-Iranians talk about the Jewish Gollum or the Arab Gollum, but most of their pix / points are censored or boycotted ! (the links to Jewish Gollum pix or Arab Islamist Gollum pix are now dead links! ) Now we all can see Who is the Lord of Whom ! For instance, Donald Trump = Lord of The Pigs ! Trump is also the Lord of The Arab Terrorists. Trump = Lord of the Arab Cows = Islamists! .. Pimpeo = Load of The Pimps ! .. Saudi King = Lord of The Piss-eaters ! .. The UK Queen = the Lord of The Shits ! .. Netanyahu = Lord of the Shit-eaters ! .. America = Lord of the Shit-lovers! .. Britain = the Lord of the Barbarians .. Jew Religious leaders =Jewish Leaders = Lord of The Shit-worshipers! .. Rouhani = The Load of Treasons. In fact, Rouhani = The Load of Turkmenchay .. Khamenei = Lord of The Sodomites ! (= Heroic Ass-givers !) .. Mullahs = The Lord of the Anti-Iran Arab Jews .. And all Anti-Iran Traitors & Pigs like al-Pahlavi, Monarchists, Islamists, MEK/ MKO & other Arab Jews of CIA are Arbab-e Kos-Khola ! = The Lord of The Retards!”

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Persian Joke 321: Abadani guys use terms like Volak or Ka / Kaa (Brother / Folks) a lot. When an Abadani guy wants to introduce his brother to his friends, he says: Ka Becheha , Becheha Ka ! .. Becheha means Kids, friends. So, Ka Becheha means: (my) Brother, they are friends; And Becheha Ka means: Friends, he is (my) brother ! … One day, the Japanese guys say they have invented a Robot that can tell your nationality by asking your name! The Japanese try to test this Robot in Iran. They ask a Tehrani guy: what is your name? He says: Sohrab. Robot says: He is Iranian. They ask an Isfahani guy: what is your name? He says: Javadi. Robot says: He is Iranian. They ask an Abadani guy: what is your name? He says: Ka Ki Mo ? (Brother, who? me?) Robot says: He is a Japanese man !

Persian Joke 322: In these years, we all can understand that the ancient Iranians were really wise people who said wise & true things like: If you sodomize a boy / girl a lot, then S/He becomes a Sheikh, Mufti / Mullah or a Celebrity ! And if you sodomize a boy / girl more than this, then S/He becomes a Grand Mufti ( = The Pope ! ) or a Supreme Leader ! .. And finally if you sodomize a boy from morning to nigh (all days), then (He becomes Trump or Arab Jews like Rouhani, Netanyahu or Saudi King ! ) !

Persian Joke 323: (It’s a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) Some facts and definitions: The Doctor = A Person who wishes everyone sick ! .. (Ayatollah, British Politician, Mason or Trump) = A Person who wishes everyone stupid & brainless ! .. Heaven = Seeing & sleeping a beautiful girl ! .. The Bachelor: A Person who enjoys the world ! .. The Unlucky: A young man with an old wife ! .. The Cuckold: A Clergyman, or an old man with a young beautiful wife ! .. The Charitable: A man who makes love to an old lady ! .. The Forger: The goldsmith ! .. The Physician: The executioner ! .. The Liar: The Sheikh! ( = The Pope!).. The Unfortunate: The fortuneteller ! .. The Imam = The seller of prayers ! .. Islamic Wisdom (Basirat) = The cause of every trouble !!

Persian Joke 324: (It’s like a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) They asked Ayatollah, “What is real Religion?” Ayatollah replied, “I am a follower of Arab Islam = Jewish Religion. Why should I know about real Religion ?!! … One day, Iranians ask an Arab good guy: Why do Saudi Arabs & other Arab Islamic Barbarians don’t care about God or Morality and Humanity?” The Good Arab said: “These days Arab people are so oppressed by tyranny and terror that they can think neither of God nor of Morality or Humanity or anything else !

Persian Joke 325: What’s the difference between Trump / America and a vampire? A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty ! …And Do you know why most Americans don’t care about other humans / other nations and even God or Morality and Humanity?! It’s so obvious, because they are followers of the Satanic Christianity of America! They know nothing about real God, real Religion, or real Morality or Humanity! Most Americans are so fucked up by media, Cults, Fashion, Sex industry and other Brainwashing tools in America that they can think neither of God or Goodness nor of Morality or Humanity or anything else ! Their fucking America is a cesspit of stupid fuckers, and that’s why someone like Trump becomes their fucking US President! Today, America is Evil joke!

Persian Joke 326: Some wise Iranians say: “In these days, all Humans can see how the fucking Iraq and Savage Arabs of Iraq betray Everything and show that Arabs are so so ungrateful; Inhumanity, Betrayal and Barbarity is part of Iraq’s DNA and Arab DNA. Now the Arab Barbarians of Iraq = Satanic Babylon again show and prove that Arab Islamists deserved ISIS / DAESH; Savage Arabs & Iraq deserved ISIS / DAESH, and our Iran had to refuse to help the ungrateful Arabs. Now Arab pigs and Arab Islamists of Iraq and other Arab shit-holes show and prove that If you help Arabs (ungrateful Arabs = pan-Arabs = Arab piss-eaters = Arab Islamists = Arab Barbarians) you actually betray Humanity and all Humans and all Human principles. If you help these Arabs, or if you help these Jews = the most ungrateful jerks, you actually help Satan & Evil forces who are Anti-Good & Anti-Humanity & Anti-Human values. In fact you should say: Tarahom bar Arab-o Jew-e Tazi .. Setam-Kari bovad beh sabk-e Nazi ! = Any Human sympathy for Tazi (Tazi = Savage Arabs + Savage Jews) .. is Equal to Betraying & Hurting all Humans in a Nazi way!”

Persian Joke 327: Some wise Iranians say: “The Satanic Babylon = Iraq = the Satanic Land of Satanic Semites has always been the Land of Betrayal and Inhumanity and Ungrateful pigs. As you know, the Savage Iraq and Arab Barbarians of Iraq and their pan-Arab Sodomite Saddam invaded Iran in 1980. During 8 years, Arab Barbarians of Iraq & Satanic Arabia = all Arab Barbarians showed the true face of the Satanic Islam of Arabs = the Anti-Iranian Islam of Arab Barbarians & Savage Semites = Jewish Islam of Arab Pigs. But the depth of Tragedy & Comedy is that all Mullah leaders and Basijis leaders were and are Arabs of Iraq ! From 1980 to 1988, two groups of Iraqi pigs = The Arab Zina-zadeh= Arab Barbarians of Iraq were fighting against each other, but in the name of Iraq-Iran war !!, and at the price of our Iran! Now the Arab Barbarians & Iraqi Arabs of Basiji & IRGC trying to find the fucking dead body of Arab pigs = Anti-Iran Barbarians, call them Martyrs ! or Arab Martyrs = Arab Killers who killed Iranians! They say both groups of their fucking Arab war, ie Basijis and Arab pigs of Iraq who killed Basijis are Martyrs ! In fact, both the victims and those who killed the victims are martyrs !! = their fucking martyrs of their fucking Arab Islam! They actually say : not only the victims of ISIS / DEASH are martyrs, but the members of ISIS and DAESH = Killers are martyrs !! And this is Not a joke. Their Islam is a joke. When Basijis shed crocodile tears for their so-called martyrs, Iranians just laugh and say: Hey Arab faggots of Iraq & Satanic Arabia = Basijis, you shed crocodile tears for whom?! You Islamists shed crocodile tears for both Shemr & Hussein ?!! for both Yazid & Hussein ?!! For both Arab Killers & Victims of Arab Killers?!! Fuck your Arab Islam ! Fuck Iraq & Fuck Iraqi Arab pigs who have polluted our Iran. Fuck Iraq & Fuck Iraqi Arab pigs who betray Good guys and kill Good guys – from Iranians to Hussein, their own Imam Hussein! This is Arabia’s DNA or Iraq’s DNA = Betrayal & Treason & Inhumanity & Ungratefulness

Persian Joke 328: Some wise Iranians say: “As you all know, our Iran saved Iraq from ISIS / DAESH. Our Iranian money and Our Iranian military saved Iraq from Arab Barbarians of ISIS / Saudi DAESH etc. Our Iran defeated ISIS / DAESH. Our Iran defeated Arab Barbarians of ISIS / DAESH. Our Iran helped Iraq’s ungrateful Arabs to get rid of ISIS / Saudi DAESH & all Arab Terrorists of CIA & USA. But now the ungrateful pigs of Iraq including al-Abadi = al-Iraqi Barbarian say that their fucking Iraq = Arab shithole of Iraq will help Trump and Trump’s Sanctions & Sadism against Iran !! And it’s not a joke! This is Arab DNA! We Iranians have already & repeatedly said that Savage Arabs = Arab Islamists & Iraq are so so ungrateful = Ahl-e Koofeh. But now even Stupid animals can see that we Iranians were right. Now it’s quite clear that Even If an Arab Islamist is dying from hunger, you should not help Arab; because even if you put a lot of Honey on your hand, and then put your hand & honey in the Arab mouth, do you know what the Arab will do ?! (It’s an ancient Persian proverb) The Arab will eat honey, and at the end the Arab will bite your hand ! ! Even a Dog is more grateful ! If even you help a Dog or Animal, feed them or save them, then this animal or Dog will be grateful or so grateful. But Arab Jew is so so ungrateful. And it’s not a joke. It’s the reality of Arab Jews. If you have doubt, Just look How the ungrateful Arabs and Jews do and say many Anti-Iran Things in recent years! Even the good Arabs & Jews are aware of this issue, and talk about it. Just search the internet. Good Jews or good Arabs are normal humans who hate Arab Barbarians & all ungrateful Semites / Sodomites”

Persian Joke 329: Some wise Iranians say: “Never tell an Arab or Jew ( = Semite) : Let me give you a hand with this or that problem! Never help Semites, specially with your hand ! Never stretch out your hand to help Arabs / Jews! But do you know why ?! Because Semites bite your hand ! ( that means : Jews bite your hand ! Arabs bite your hand ! ) Jews and Arabs bite any hands that has helped them! If you have doubt, just take a look at Iraq ! (Iran has helped Iraq a lot) or at Israel & Jews (our Persia has helped Jews a lot) Arabs and Jews are always willing to lend a hand, and then biting the hand that has helped them !! Apparently, it’s part of their DNA = their Religion = their Culture, that’s why they are called Ahl-e Koofeh = Ahl-e Khianat / Bakhieh ! = so so Ungrateful pigs! = Children of Satan / Ahriman ! = Zina-Zadeh / Haram-zadeh”

Persian Joke 330: (It’s a new version of an Ancient Persian joke) A man walks into a pet shop to buy a parrot. Man says: I want this parrot .. Shop owner: “this parrot costs 500 dollars”. Man: Why does the parrot cost so much?! The owner: “Well the parrot knows how to speak English ! The man then asks about another parrot. The Owner says: this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use Computer ! Man asks about another parrot. The Owner says: This costs 2,000 dollars. Man: 2000 dollar ?! Why ? What can it do?! The Owner. To be honest I don’t know! I have never seen it do anything; but the other two parrots call him The Professor (Ostad) or The Boss !!

Persian Joke 331: Iranians say to Rouhani & Mullahs / Basijis: If laughter is the best medicine, you and your Face (Nekbat) must be the Best Disease ! … And One day, Rouhani asks Qazanfar :If I were a medieval slave, how much would I cost? Qazanfar : But you Rouhani are a medieval slave now! .. Rouhani: please answer .. how much would I cost? Qazanfar: 500 dollars! Rouhani: What? Just the clothes I’m wearing now are worth 500 dollars! Qazanfar: Yes, exactly, I factored the clothes into my price !

Persian Joke 332: After 1979, Qazafar went to LA, California ! One day, he is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. An American woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, If you were any sort of a worthy or sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself !

Persian Joke 333: Hamid, friend of Gazanfar suddenly died. So, Gazanfar didn’t know how he should inform Hamid’s wife about his death. But finally, he went and said to Hamid’s wife: Hamaid has married again ! Hamaid has married a young girl ! Hamid’s wife said: Oh God, I wish Hamid die. Oh Hamid, I wish they bring your dead body for me ! … And then Gazanfar suddenly says: Oh, God! Lady you are a saint ! God love you so much! because God has asked us to bring Hamid’s dead body for his wife !!

Persian Joke 334: Who hates questions about his stupid bastard brother?! A: Rouhani’s Brother ! … If Rouhani or Donald Trump had a sense of humor, he would die laughing after looking in the mirror ! … They ask Khamenei / Rouhani’s son: What is your job? He says: I work for my father. They say: What is your father’s job = Khamenei / Rouhani’s job?! He says: Sitting and shitting ! , shitting on the country ! .. and sometimes giving his dirty Islamic ass to his Great Satan ! = his Koon Dadan-e Qahramanane !

Persian Joke 335: Iranians say to Trump’s fans and Basijis: Is it cute when you talk about things you don’t understand ?! Sorry I didn’t get that – I don’t speak idiot ! .. It’s better to let someone think you’re stupid than open your mouth and prove it !! … And as you know Trump’s fans = Islamists / Basijis just try to repeat what Iranians and other Wise or Good guys say! (QerQereh Mikonan ! ) Their only Art is Copying and Repeating (QerQereh kardan), without any Thinking and using their Fossil Brain ! In fact, They and their Brain are like a Fossil that is unable to think, to accept new ideas or to create or analyze anything, but Shit !

Persian Joke 336: Why do Arab cows love Trump?! A: same reason Sheep and Christian Sheeple love a Shepherd ! … What do you call a building full of Trump’s fans? A: Jail ! , or Madhouse = Asylum ! , or Nazi Germany’s Hitler Hotel ! … What do you call a country that someone like Donald Trump is its President?! A: Saudi Arabia or a Shithole Country, or Nazi Germany !

Persian Joke 337: (It’s like a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) One day Rouhani went to a doctor and said, “My beard aches.” Doctor: What?! What have you eaten? Rouhani: Bread and ice (and a lot of shits!) Doctor: Go and die ! Neither your food resembles that of a human being nor your sickness !! … And one day Rouhani went to a mental doctor, said: My Turkmechay failed ! Now We Mullahs should eat both Piaz (Onions) and Choob (Sticks) We didn’t listen to all Iranian advices, and Now We should have both Tahrim (Sanctions) and Turkmenchay .. Doctor says: Both Tahrim and Turkmenchay ?! Are you Crazy?! Are you Psychopath? Why don’t you idiots withdraw from Nuclear Deal = Turkmenchay ?! Rouhani: We Mullahs are stupid Psychopaths of CIA; we Mullahs are slaves of the CIA .. Doctor: So, what are you doing here?! And Why didn’t you listen to what Iranians said before your nuclear deal, and even after that?! Rouhani: oh, doctor, lets forget the past .. our Arab Islam is enough for us .. But what should I do now, with these Islamic diseases = Fatal diseases. Rouhani needs help .. Doctor says: Go and die Rouhani ! Neither your Deal resembles that of a human being nor your excuses & your Islam = Arab Religion!

Persian Joke 338: (It’s a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) Some Definitions: Judge = someone who is cursed by everyone .. Sheikh / Mullah = someone who never tells the truth ! .. The Lady = someone who has many lovers! .. The Housewife = someone who has a few lovers! .. The Virgin = A name denoting nothing !! … And some of the Zakani’s Satirical advices for young people : Consider being a bachelor and not married as the foundation of Happy Life ! .. Don’t fall into the traps of women, especially widows ! Do not marry daughters of Clergymen/ Sheikhs and other Elites ! If such a union does take place against your will, have anal intercourse with your bride lest her evil origin show itself and your children become a stupid bastard like (Trump or Rouhani !) ! Don’t marry the daughter of a Preacher / Clergyman, let her to marry a donkey, and to give birth to an ass !! …

Persian Joke 339: In about 700 years ago, the Great Persian Satirist Zakani said many funny, sarcastic & satirical things in his famous book The Ethics of the Elite ! For instance, He sarcastically tells the Elite: Love the Clergymen / Mullahs, because the Clergymen are liars and charlatans; lick their ass ! .. As much as possible refrain from speaking the truth! .. Engage in ribaldry, cuckoldry, gossip, ingratitude, false testimony, selling heaven for the world, and playing the tambourine, so that you may become somebody, may enjoy your life ! .. As long as you live, live happily without a thought for other people ! .. Have intercourse with women on their death bed as much as possible and consider this a great opportunity to become a rich man !! .. Do not be ashamed of cuckoldry, if you want to become a great Mullah or Politician = Elite !!

Persian Joke 340: About The kids of the 21st century ! Kid 1: “Hey, I bet you’re still a virgin.” Kid 2: “Yeah, I was a virgin until last night .” Kid 1: “As if.” Kid 2: “Yeah, just ask your sister.” Kid 1: “I don’t have a sister.” Kid 2: You will in about nine months ! …

Persian Humor 34: It’s a very beautiful poem of Iraj Mirza (1873 –
1925), A Persian Intellect of the Iranian Constitutional Revolution of 1905 : The Mullahs and their Islamic promises are nothing but Bullshit & Big Lies (Har Vade ke dadand be ma Baad-e Hava bood ! ) The Mullahs and their Islamic gestures are nothing but Charlatanism & Hypocrisy (Har Nokteh ke Goftand Qalat bood va Ria bood ! ) … The Mullahs are the West’s stooges = the Wolves in the Sheep Clothing (Choopani een Galeh beh Gorgan besepordand ! ) But this Satanic Jewish Tradition / Masonic Tradition is a Tradition of Whom & Where ?! (een Shiveh va een Qa-ede-ha Rasm-e Koja bood ?!! ) .. The Mullahs said they are Anti-Britain (Anti-American) & blah blah blah ! (Goftand Cheninim va Chonanim, Dariqa ! ) But what the Mullahs said were just Big lies to fool and deceive people & sheeple ! (een-ha Hame Lala-ii Khabandan-e maa bood !! ) You Wish the people didn’t Trust The Cats = Thieves / Traitors / Bad Guys = Mullahs etc (Eykaash Dar-e Dizi maa Baz nemimand !! ) And We wish The Cats = the West’s leaders & intellects were Not such Shameless Bastards !! (Eykaash ke dar Gorbeh kami Sharm-o-Haya Bood !!! ) … Such a beautiful poem! You must know Persian, and read it in Persian. It’s a great & beautiful poem; you think the Poet (Irai) is still alive, and talks about Today & Rouhanis!

Persian Humor 35: Some wise Iranians say: “The stupid bastards pretend that the US or the West is the land of the free !, but the wise people say: Yah, the US is the land of the free pigs like Trump, who freely Fuck Freedom & Democracy! The West or the UK is the land of the free Barbarians or the land of the Free Fascists, who freely Fuck Freedoms & Human Rights & all human norms! They censor all news & all facts, but say it’s Freedom ! In fact, Censorship is Freedom of Fascists !! , as Rape or Pedophilia is Freedom of Free Faggots & Rapists ! Now the West and Trump show that Stupidity is as necessary as intelligence, and as difficult to attain !! Orwell said Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows! But the West’s Freedom is Orwellian. In the UK and English mass media, they censor everything and tell Big lies, because British Freedom = Orwellian Freedom = the freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 1000, or 2 + 2 = 80,000,000 !! 2 Anti-Iran Traitors (Khamenei & Zarif) + 2 Anti-Iranian Traitors (Rouhani & Larijani) = 80,000,000 millions of Iranians !!! And it’s the British Logic ! It’s the American values ! If you have doubts, just ask Trump or British Queen !!”.

Persian Humor 36: Some wise Iranians say: “The soup is too salty, and their Islamic Treasons are so clear and undeniable. So, now even their own stupid animals / Basijis confess to many Facts, including: Rouhani is a Spy of the West’s spying agencies, You can be sure about it !! (below pix) And it’s what their own Basijis say today! The soup is too salty, and that’s why they themselves confess to such facts, and say: There is no doubt that Rouhani is a Spy & Stooge of the West ! (below pix) It’s what their own Basijis say in recent days ! In fact, Basijis confess that Khamenei is a British Agent ! It’s the logic of 2 + 2 = 4 ! Now Khamenei defends Rouhani & FATF & all Treasons & Turkmenchay. So, If Rouhani is a Spy of the West, then Khamenei is a British Agent, too. If Rouhani is a Spy of the West’s spying agencies, then Khamenei is CIA Iran Project ! It’s the logic of 2 + 2 = 4 ! No one can deny The Rockefeller’s Iran Project ! Even their own fucking Mullah TV (IRIB) confessed to the CIA Iran project ! But the main question is: Who are the agents of the CIA Iran Projects in Iran ?! And their own fucking Mullah Media & Mullah TV (IRIB) confessed that the answer is Clear: Zarif, Khamenei, Rouhani, Iraqchi, Salehi, Larijani and other Arab Jews of Iraq = Islamic Regime’s leaders ! It’s so important. The Islamic Regime of Mullahs is The CIA Iran Project. Now even if you check the CIA Iran Project’s official websites, including Al-Monitor and TheIranProject.c-o-m, you can easily see that these American CIA media are exactly like Basiji media ! , and they can easily show you why The Islamic Regime of Mullahs is The CIA Iran Project. Now instead of checking Basiji websites or Mullah websites, you should check the CIA Iran Project websites, if you want to know more about Basijis, Mullahs and their Islamic plans! And it’s not a joke! It’s what all informed people do ! Now Iranians repeat the famous Poem of Mirzadeh Eshghi : Rahbar-e Melate Iran Agar een Bi-Pedar Ast ! , Bar Chenin Rahbar-o Ruh-e Pedarash Bayad Rid !! , that actually means : If the so-called Leaders of Iran are such British Spies & Stooges like Khamenei = Rouhani , then we and you all must Shit on Such Leaders & their Father & Mother = UK & Masons & British Queen ! Now people ask Khamenei: What is your Islamic Resistance ?! Khamenei says: FATF = To give in to America, but in a heroic way !!”.

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Persian Joke 341: In his youth, Rouhani was becoming a British Spy, so he attending English Class for learning English language. His Teacher asked him: What’s the word for ‘baby cow’ in English language? Rouhani didn’t know the English word, so he replied: I know England well, because I am a British Agent ! In England, we don’t call a baby cow anything. In England, we just wait until it grows up, and then we call it a cow ! … And now They ask Rouhani: What’s the word for your Turkmenchay = Rouhani’s Great Treason in English language?! Rouhani: We British Agents are traitors, and what we Mullahs do is Treason. But Great Treason .. let me see .. In England, we don’t call a Great Treason = Turkmenchay anything. In England, we just wait for some years, until it grows up, and then we call it a Regime Change! or The End = The Death of Islamic Regime !!

Persian Joke 342: Rooster Cocks, Dogs and Monkeys/ Donkeys wanted to leave the Islamic regime. We ask them why ?! Cocks said: they play a lot with clocks, prices, and other things! So, we don’t know when we should sing or do our jobs and when we shouldn’t .. Dogs said: We don’t know we should bark & bite, or Basij should bark & bite, or IRGC should bark & bite, or police should bark & bite, or Rouhanis should bark & bite .. Donkeys / Monkeys said: We don’t know we are monkeys / donkeys, Basijis are monkeys/ donkeys, Mullahs are Monkeys / donkeys, CIA’s Monarchists are Monkeys, or the CIA’s Islamic Regime supporters are monkeys / donkeys! All monkeys & donkeys have lost their identity in this CIA’s Islamic regime of Mullahs !!

Persian Joke 343: They ask Qazanfar: What do you call an American dinosaur? Qazanfar: A TrumpoSoreAss !! .. And What do you call a British dinosaur? Qazanfar: A British-Barbarian-oos ! , or A Tyranny-Toopes ! ( = Tyranny is Good ! = Monarchy is Good !) or A QueenoSoreAss ! .. What do you call an Arab dinosaur? Qazanfar: A Piss-Eater-oos !! .. What do you call a Jew dinosaur? Qazanfar: A Shit-Eater-oos or A Kosher Monster ! = KossherMonster-oos! .. What do you call a Pahlavi = Monarchist dinosaur ?! Qazanfar: A Shit-Lover-oos ! .. What do you call a Rouhani = Mullah dinosaur ?! Qazanfar: An Arab-Jew-oos ! = A Traitor-oos! .. What do you call a Trump’s fan = Christian dinosaur ?! Qazanfar: A New-Jew-oos = New-Jesus ! , or a Kos-Khol-oos ! = Retard-oos ! .. And What do you call a Khamenei or a Basiji = Islamist dinosaur = a Lover of Islamic Tyranny & Turkmenchay ?! Qazanfar: A CIA-Puppet-oos ! , or A Koondeh-oos !! = An Ass-giver-oos !!

Persian Joke 344: A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to Food problem in the rest of the world?” In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant. In the UK and Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant. In Jew & Arab societies they didn’t know what “opinion” meant. In the Christian countries and Jewish Arab Islamist regimes they didn’t know what “solution” meant. In the southern United States they didn’t know what “please” meant. And in the whole USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant !! .. Only In Iran and Great Persia and many parts of India (and some part of China) they knew both the problems and solutions since the ancient time, but their regimes and their politicians were puppets of the West (= Masons) and they just repeated what the West dictated !

Persian Joke 345: (It’s like a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) Turk Islamists and Arab Islamists love deceit, greed, lust, sycophancy, perversion, scorn of the old Iranian values & virtues ( = Human values), extremes of wealth and poverty, violence and Bloodshed and Barbarity ! But do you know all Islamists including Arab Islamists hate which kind of things ?! Islamists hate The Truth & Humanity & Human Morality & Justice & Free Will and Free men ! … Don’t believe the sermons of their Muftis / Mullahs (clerics), lest you go astray and end up in hell !!

Persian Joke 346: (A Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) Iranians asked Talkhak about the meaning of cuckoldry! Talhak said: this question should be asked of Sheikh / Mullah !! … Since thousands of years ago – before Arab Islam and after that- Iranians have had comic figures like Talkhak = Dalqak = the court jester = an Iranian-made comic figure since the ancient time. Talkhak or Dalqak was actually a standup comedian / joker who told jokes and funny things in front of the people and the Elite. Talkhak or Dalqak = court jester is the main figure of Siah Bazi and the ancient Persian comic traditions. In fact, Siah or Siah Baz is nothing but Talkhak or Dalqak = Court jester .. (Zakani wrote about Talkhak, and many Talkhak’s jokes. For instance) one day Talkhak’s wife called her husband Ugly Pimp! The husband = Talkhak said, “Oh, Thank God that none of it is my fault ! The former comes from God and the latter from you!

Persian Joke 347: After the Nuclear Turkmenchay Farce, Rouhani is speaking to Basijis / Islamists, and saying: We Mullahs / Islamists don’t act like a coward! We Islamists accept the West’s dictates and what the West dictates to us, but we are the Boss and we say the last word ! The West gives orders to us, and the West tells us what to do, and the West dictates what we can have, but we Islamists say the last word, and the last word is: OK, We Islamists will do want the West wants ! ( = Chashm ) !

Persian Joke 348: After their Islamic Turkmenchay, Qazanfar was looking at a bunch of Basijis / Islamists. They ask him: What are you doing ? Qazanfar: I was wondering that God has created you, or God was shitting instead of creating ! But one of the Basiijs said: Now (even we Basijis hate Basijis & our Arab Islam myths !) We Basijis wondering that our Basiji father was shitting on our Basiji mother’s va-gina instead of watering our Basiji mother at our creation night !

Persian Joke 349: Anvari Abivardi, a 12th century great poet of Iran wrote in about 800 years ago: Anvari will not tell Dirty Jokes about the Elite , Since he still hopes for a donation from the Elite ! .. He does mention Donkey’s Dick / Penis, But does not yet mention its location !! (He still hopes for a donation from the Elite !) .. And also Anvari wrote in about 800 years ago: Whatever ill descends from the heavens, Even if intended for someone else, Before reaching the earth it asks Where’s Anvari’s Home / residence !! (Khane Anvari Koja bashad !! )

Persian Joke 350: The Persian Satirist Anvari said in about 800 years ago: They make the weather, and then they stand in the rain and say ‘Shit, it’s raining!’ ! … Anvari, a 12th century great Humorist Poet of Persia wrote in about 800 years ago : This stupid bastard ( = Aqa-zadeh = son of a Ruler) has vowed To fuck anyone that I fuck ! .. But How can he fuck his own mother and sister ? !! .. But if he does it nevertheless, How can he possibly fuck himself ?!! Perhaps he’ll teach us a new lesson !!

Persian Joke 351: (Persian jokes made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) An Arab Mullah is asked by a man if he wants to sell his Mullah Turban and cloak. An Iranian bystander says: If a Hunter sells his net, how is he going to hunt ?!! …. And Two donkeys had sex in a village! A pretty woman was the owner of the he-donkey, and the she-donkey’s owner was a man, who told the woman: You want 5 Toman for the services of your donkey whereas if I want to have s-ex with a woman she would demand 10 Toman from me? The woman said: bring me a Big dick like this Donkey’s dick, and then I would give you 50 Toman !!

Persian Joke 352: (A new version of Zakanai’s jokes & ancient Persian jokes) These days people are so oppressed by Tyranny and Religion / Mullahs that they can think neither of God nor of Religion ! … Mullah Nasrudin brought a small container to the milkman and said, “Give me one liter of cow’s milk.” The milkman looked at his container and said, “A liter of cow’s milk won’t fit into your container.” Mullah: OK, give me one liter of goat’s milk !

Persian Joke 353: Anvari, a great Satirist of Iran, wrote about Marriage in 800 years ago : To get married in this era is nothing but pure pimping ! … And two donkey were fucking each other in front of a beautiful woman in an alley, while she was walking with a group of women! So the beautiful woman turns to her companions, saying, “If Sex is what this donkey does, then our husbands just shit on our cunts !!

Persian Joke 354: (It’s a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) If you desire favors from the masters of our time ( = Big Brothers), Beg shamelessly, Work as an apologist for Big Brothers (Maleh Bekesh) and be a Whore or libertine ! … Unless a man is feared no one will obey his orders, and all people will feel themselves equals ! A King or Ruler who practices justice (God forbid ! ) and refrains from beating, killing, and fining his subjects, will not be feared by anyone. Such Leaders / Kings will be killed ! In fact, Justice bequeaths adversity !!

Persian Joke 355: (It’s a new version of a Persian joke made by the Great Hafiz in about 700 years ago) They close the doors of the Discos and the Bars (wine-taverns) They open the doors of the house of deceit and hypocrisy! They drink wine and do many many immoral things & inhuman things in their secret societies, but in the public places they preach & talk about Morality & & Humanity & Moral things ! They create Turkmenchy / Zallat, and lick Great Satan’s ass, but chant : Death to Great Satan! Death to Zellat = Turkmenchay !! They are stupid animals who are called Mullahs or Rouhanis = Ayatollahs = Religion’s leaders !

Persian Joke 356: They ask Iranians: Who is Qoromsaq ?! Iranians say: It’s so simple: Qoromsaq is Rouhani, who attacks all Sarafies ( as FATF plans) and increase the dollar price and create Economic Instability, but shamelessly says: We want to fight against Trump and those who create the Economic Instability !! .. Qoromsaq is Khamenei, who defends Rouhani & FATF Plans & Islamic Turkmenchay = Islamic Koon Dadan-e Qahramanane ! .. Qoromsaq is Basiji, who defends Khamenei and his Koon Dadan-e Qahramanane = his Zionist IMF & FATF & CIA’s plans ! .. And a stupid Qoromsaq is someone who still doesn’t know why Rouhani is Qoromsaq = why Mullah is Qoromsaq = why Ayatollah is Qoromsaq !

Persian Joke 357: They ask Iranians: What is Jakeshi ? And Who is Jakesh ?! Iranians say: Jakesh or shitty pimp wears an Islamic beard and a Jewish clothing ! Jakesh is a stupid animal, but doesn’t have tail or horn! (Jakesh keh Sakh-o-dom Nadareh ! ) In fact, Jakesh is Basiji; Jakesh is Islamist; Jakesh is Rouhani = Khamenei ! And Jakeshi is what a Jakesh like Rouhani does! … One day Rouhani says to Europe: Your European Help in the form of money and non-money will be very welcome for our Islamic Regime Mullahs! .. Then European Help arrived in the form of Regime Change & FATF Plans / FATA Coup in 2018 !

Persian Joke 358: Qazanfar went to America! One day Qazanfar and an American Pervert and a Briton were chatting about women. Qazanfer says: Woman is like a flower. You look at it, you smell it and you water it. American pervert says: Woman is like a record player. You play one side, then you turn it and play the other side. Briton says: Woman is like a newspaper. You read it, and then you pass it to other people to read it !

Persian Joke 359: You know you’re a British Mason, a British Politician or a British Journalist when : 1. You refer to Barbarians as Civilized people ! 2. You think or pretend that the Land of Barbarians (UK) has a long history of civilization! 3. You think killing and eating children is a civilized thing ! 4. You think drinking Human blood is so civilized ! 5. You have an endless supply of Lies & Big Lies from the British Lie Factory ! 6. Your parents raped you and sodomized you because they believed Sodomy & Incest make you a true Mason or somebody ! 7. Your mother is a Mason & Whore like British Queen 8. Your national motto is God Save the Whore = God Save the Queen ! 9. Your British Queen = British Bitch is a Jewish Arab Sayyid who believes in Jewish Hijab of Islamists & Jews ! 10. You think Monarchy is Democracy! Tyranny is Democracy! You think your British Bitch (Queen / King) is great because of her Jewish Blue blood !

Persian Joke 360: (It’s an Ancient Persian joke) Mullah Nasrudin had a cousin who went to live far away, and left some of his possessions with Nasrudin. One day, the cousin’s cat died, and Nasrudin sent him a message that bluntly said: “Your cat is dead.” The cousin, very upset, sent a message back that said, “You must give people bad news more tactfully. Instead of just telling me flat out that my cat was dead, you should have let me know little by little. You should have started off by saying, first told me, ‘Your cat is acting strange,’ then later said, ‘ your cat is jumping all over the place,’ then still later told me, ‘Your cat is missing,’ and then finally broken the news and said, ‘Your cat is dead.’ A month later, Nasrudin’s cousin received a new letter from Nasrudin, which said: “Your mother is acting strange !!

Persian Humor 37: Some wise Iranians say: “The internet is full of Bad & shitty American jokes. It’s really hard to find good American jokes. If we Iranians were like many Americans, we would choose their bad shitty jokes, and would say many Bad things about all Americans! But we Iranians are not like them. We know that they have good guys, good comedians, good jokes, and we should try to find them, even if it’s a difficult thing! (In this post you can find about 50 American Jokes, and 50 Trump jokes in below sections (In Persian Humor 40 to 70, and 75 to 100) These America jokes are among the Best America jokes; they are our Hand picked jokes) If you search the internet, you can see that almost all of the so-called Jew jokes or Jewish jokes = the Jewish-made jokes are very shitty & bad & evil jokes. In fact, Sick Jews = Religious Jews had No sense of humor, and their so-called jokes are shits, or shitty words! (We will write more about this issue later) Only secular Jews or self-hating Jews can make real jokes ! A group of American comedians are really good comedians. They are humans, not stupid animals like Trump’s fans or Obama’s fans or Shit’s fans ! (We don’t know why) Most of the American Jokes and Western jokes in the internet are so shitty and so unfunny, deeply unfunny ! (But we didn’t use them here) If we Iranians were like Anti-Iran Americans, then we could use their shitty & unfunny jokes to show how good & funny Iranian jokes are! But we Iranians are not like them. We Iranians are not like British journalists or American media ! We use their Best jokes, and maybe their rare funny jokes, to show that at least a group of Americans and a group of Westerners are wise & witty people, like Iranian people. And It’s one of the Key differences between us (our Iran) and them (= Anti-Iran Barbarians of the West) We use their Best, not their Worst ! because we are Iranians, the people of a real Great Nation = Great Persia. We Iranians want to show them what is A Great Nation! , and what is the real meaning of A Great Nation! We Iranians want to show them what is Greatness or being Great! And what is the real meaning of Greatness or Being Great. Many many many American jokes are Sick jokes and Racist jokes, real Racist jokes about Jews, Blacks and others. (But we don’t use them here)”.

Persian Humor 38: Some wise Iranians say: “Do you know the Sexy Islam, and the story of the Sexy Islam in Turkey and Malaysia = Islamic countries ?! It’s so funny, and so informative! Do you know Harun Yahya ?! (below pix) The Masons and the West say: Harun Yahya is one of the world’s 50 most influential Muslims !!! Turkey’s Harun Yahya says: “Turkey will control the world with The Islamic Sex Cult !!!!! Can you believe it?! He is a Jew Islamist of Turkey ! Harun Yahya is a Jewish name : Harun = Aaron (older brother of Moses), and Yahya is Jewish John or Johanan (a Hebrew name) But they say this Jew Islamic Mason is one of the world’s 50 most influential Muslims !!! Just search the internet ! The story of Jew Islamists like Erdogan, Harun Yahya and The Islamic Sex Cults is a long story (we have written about it (search Archive), and will write more about it later) Now they talk about Islamic Turkey: First halal Sex Shop in Turkey !! Can you believe it ?! In Turkey’s websites, their Islamists say: Contact Turkey’s Islamist for a sex establishment license if you want to run an Islamic sex shop or adult cinema for Islamists !! , or make Islamic porn films for Islamists !!! And it’s not joke! Turkey’s Islam is joke! Turkey’s Islamic Dictator Erdogan is joke. Turkey Islamists are jokes. The Evil Empire’s Islam is a Reality. Today in so-called Islamic Countries, Halal sex shops are part of their Halal Porn industry !! Can you believe it?! If you have doubt, Just search the internet ! Now both Islamic Zionists and Jew Islamists openly talk about Halal Porn = Kosher Porn = Islamic Porn in Turkey and Islamic countries! In Turkey and Malaysia, they have created Halal Sex shops and Halal Porn Industry !!! Just search the internet ! In Turkey, their Islamists and Islamic leaders like Harun Yahya talk about Halal Bikini ! and say: Bikini is Hijab !! Bikini is Islamic Hijab !! And it’s not a joke! Turkey’s Islam is a joke ! Malaysia’s Islam is a joke ! In Malaysia, Islamists say: Threesome or Group Sex is Halal & Islamic !!! Just search the internet ! It’s not a joke ! Harun Yahya is a Hero in Malaysia, and has a lot of fans in Malaysia !! , and it’s what Malaysia’s good guys say. Turkey’s good guys and Malaysia’s good guys hate Harun Yahya & Erdogan & all Islamic Masons and all Islamists & Fanatics. Jewish Religions just try to create Slavery and other Evil things & Orwellian things. But stupid animals worship such Satanic Religions. Many Sheeple and Islamists = stupid pigs live in Turkey, Malaysia and those Islamic Countries who love Saudi Arabia! Those who worship Savage Arabia = Saudi Arabia are so Satanic & Orwellian. Those who worship Savage Arabia’s Islam are Satanists or Masons = Arab Jews or Animals / Beasts in the Human clothing = ISIS / DAESH / Taliban = Trump’s Islamists = Saudi Terrorists of 9/11 Attacks. Their leader is Trump = CIA = British Masonry. Zionists, Saudis and Arab Islamists of ISIS & Savage Arabia talk about Kosher Rape ! (Halal = Kosher), Halal Sodomy, or Kosher Pedophilia! Both Islamists and Zionists talk about Kosher Incest, Halal Rape, or Kosher Sadism! The Jewish Mullahs = Rouhanis talk about Halal Treason = Kosher Treason = Halal Turkmenchay! Their Religion is Satanic joke. Their Religion is Trump’s Religion!”

Persian Humor 39: Some wise Iranians say: “Great Paradoxes and Orwellian things – like War is Peace- are Not jokes anymore! As you know, You cannot be both Islamist & Sexy !! It’s a Great Paradox. It’s Orwellian. You cannot be both a Basiji = Jihadi & Porn star! You cannot be both a Religious Fanatic & Sexy Whore! It’s so Orwellian. You can be a free Human (Anti-Fanatic / Anti-Cult ) or Good guy, or even Anti-Religion, and then make sexy films to ridicule The Pope or Mullahs / Islamists. You can make sexy films to ridicule Religion or Hijab or Religion Fanatics. But you cannot make sexy films to defend Hijab or Religion & Religious fanatics !! It’s a Great Paradox. You cannot make Porn films to defend Hijab or Religion & Religious fanatics !! It’s so so Orwellian. But it’s Not a joke. It actually happened in America, Turkey and many other parts of the world. It even happened in our Iran! In the Pahlavi era, they made sexy films to defend Islamists & Religious fanatics!! These films were called Aabgushi films! = Crappy films. Pahlavi = AtaTurk was a Jew Islamic Mason like Harun Yahya or Rouhani = Erdogan = Khamenei = Saudis = Anti-Iran Islamists of CIA & MI6. Today, Harun Yahya & his Orwellian Islam = sexy Islam remind many of Pahlavi and Pahlavi era, and how they tried to do the same things in Iran. Pahlavi was a Religious Fanatic, and also a Charlatan! Pahlavi was full of shits & shitty Paradoxes. If you know why Harun Yahya is so Orwellian & Stupid, then you know why Pahlavi = AtaTurk was so so Stupid & Orwellian. You cannot make Po-rn films or s-exy films to defend Islamists or Fanatics! You cannot say: Good is Evil ! War is Peace! Evil is Good ! Trump, UK Queen or Porn Star is Religious Leader !! You cannot say Bikini is Hijab !! , or Turkmenchay is Hussein / Halal ! Their Halal Turkmenchay is like their Kosher Sadism and Kosher Thievery, Halal Slavery, Kosher Satanism, Halal Savagery, Kosher Barbarity and other Satanic things in Jewish Religions including Arab Islam. It’s so so important. Jewish Religions including American Christianity or Jewish Islam of Arabs create Satanic things like Saudis, Taliban, Trump, Turkmenchay, Rouhani, Erdogan, Jew Khamenei or Harun Yahya or Saudi ISIS. All of them are Jewish shits. Their main goal is Slavery & making people slaves, so they use both Sex & Religion to enslave people. They don’t care about their Paradoxes or Orwellian concepts! When Trump or UK Queen is a Religious Leader, then even a Porn Star is a Religious Leader ! And it’s not a joke ! It has happened ! Do some research about Christian Televangelism (= sexy Christianity) or Disney version of Islam or The Sex Cult of Islam or Islamic Sex Cult ! Today Religious fanatics are Porn Stars, or Rapists = Arab Basijis or Saudi ISIS. Now the Islamic Regime of Mullahs and their Basiji are Harun Yahya = Rouhanis = Sasha Sobhani = Zina-zadeh (Aqa-zadeh) If you want to know the future of Basijis & Mullahs, just take a look at the sexy Islamic kittens of Turkish TVs, or read more about ‘Harun Yahya & Islamist sex cult’ ! It can show you How Sex Becomes Religion! It’s so important. Do some research about Turkey and Ottomans = Turk Jews + Arab Jew Islamists. Harun Yahya is Jew Islamist or Ottoman. Harun Yahya is a Trump or a Combination of the type of Evangelical preachers one sees on American TVs and the head of a CIA Sex cult in USA! Do you know who are being brainwashed & becoming sex slaves, and saying: the most revealing bikini is Islamic Hijab!, or Slavery is Progress !!, or FATF, Total Surrender or Turkmenchy = Giving Ass to Great Satan is a good or Heroic thing?!!”

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Persian Humor 40: Americans tell many Jew Jokes. Some of these jokes are funny, like this US Jew Joke: Why do Jews have such big noses? .. Because the air is free !! …. We Iranians don’t say and don’t think that such American Jew jokes are racist jokes, because they are funny jokes, Not racist jokes.

Persian Humor 41: Many American jokes are Racist jokes. Many American Black jokes (about Black people) and many US Jew jokes and other kind of American jokes are Racist jokes. You can easily find them in the internet. But here (in our website) we don’t want to publish or talk about American Racist jokes, because they are so Bad & Racist, and we Iranians hate Racism and American Racism. But many American Jew jokes are funny jokes (and NOT Racist) like these American Jew Jokes: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the child? A: “Wanna buy some candy (for me)?” ! … What happens to a Jew man if he walks into a wall with a full erection? .. He breaks his nose !

Persian Humor 43: If we Iranians were like American pigs, then we said: The American Jew Jokes say a lot about relations between ordinary Americans and Jews ! , and about Christian Racism, and the Racist relations between Christians and Jews ! But here lets ignore the relations between Christians and Jews! Funny Jokes are jokes! So, lets take a look at some funny Jew Jokes in America: Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised? .. Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it’s 20% off ! …… Why do Jews watch por-n backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back !

Persian Humor 44: Sick minds and Sick people create Racist jokes, and that’s why Racist jokes are sick jokes, Not funny jokes. In America and the West, you can find many Racist jokes simply because many Barbarians = many Sick minds and Sick racist pigs live there. Event US good guys & the West’s good guys know these sick pigs & sick minds of the West. Their normal comedians create jokes like these US Jew Jokes: Q: Why did the Jew soundproof his house? So his kids couldn’t hear the ice cream truck ! .. Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork!! .. American pigs say: There is a relationship between Joke & Racism! But there is NOT a relationship between the Naked American Racism and Racism !! The American pigs of CIA even say: Jokes are not always Jokes !! America Racism is not always Racism ! American Sadism is not often Sadism ! American Barbarism is Not Barbarism, as American Terrorism is Not Terrorism ! These Americans are sick jokes! They tell big lies & bullshits about Iran & jokes! , but say: Trump is not joke !! USA is not Joke !! You cannot tell jokes about US & US President (Trump) !! And we Iranians sarcastically say: Yah, Your fucking Racist US president is not a joke! Your American Racism is not a joke ! Your American Racism is a reality! Your American Barbarism & Double Standards is a reality ! Your American Stupidity is a reality = a Trump !

Persian Humor 45: Some of the West’s Jew Jokes are funny & good jokes like: Two Jewish beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. A good guy comes by, stops and watches them, and then says to the Jewish beggar behind the Star of David : This is a Catholic country .. People aren’t going to give Jews money, especially when you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, and especially when you’re sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite.” The Jewish beggar turned to the other beggar and said: “Oh, my Jewish Brother, look who’s trying to teach the Jews about marketing !! ( Good guy: Are you brother ?! The other beggar: Yah, .. and this Cross & Star of David is a just one of our Jewish tactics ! .. )

Persian Humor 46: Some American Jew Jokes are good & funny jokes because they are like the Old Persian Jokes. For instance, read this America joke: The Jews love money so much, and hate spending money. So, when a Jew wants to be your guest, you should (say your address to them in a special way! For instance, tell them: ) Come inside and push the button for the elevator with your elbow. Once inside, hit floor 14 with your elbow … then, hit my door bell with your elbow. When the Jew asks: ‘but why must I hit all those buttons with my elbow?” You say : ‘What, your coming empty handed?” !

Persian Humor 47: Some American Jew Jokes are Political jokes & good jokes like this US Jew Joke: How many Zionists does it take to replace a light bulb? Four ! One to stay home and convince others to do it, a second to donate the bulb, a third to screw it in and a fourth to proclaim that the entire Jewish people stands behind their actions !! … Some good American comedians are Jews, like Woody Allen who says: The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty ! … And now it’s clear why we Iranians say: A Jew can become a good comedian, but only when this Jew hate Jewish laws = Jewish Sharia, and all shitty Jewish traditions = Satanic Traditions of Jew Fanatics. Otherwise this Jew is a sick joke, a Tragedy-maker !

Persian Humor 48: Some American jokes are exactly like Persian Jokes. For instance, read this American joke: A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI’s report about what he found: “Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee.” !!

Persian Humor 49: Some American jokes are funny because they are like Persian jokes. Take a look at this US Joke : A little boy walks into his parents’ room while they’re having sex. The boy asks, “What are you doing?” The mother explains, “Your daddy was full of air, so I was jumping on him to get it out.” The boy says, “That’s funny. Every time you leave for work, your sister comes and blows him right back up.”

Persian Humor 50: The American Bastards say American Racism and their Anti-Iran Racism is Not Racism !! The American Sadism or their Anti-Iran Sadism is Not Sadism !! , but when we Iranian make jokes about ourselves It’s Racism !!! Can you believe it?! Their American Stupidity is unbelievable ! They say We attack our own race !!! ( = we Iranians attack Iranians) and it’s Racism !!! But if their Trump and America attack our race it’s Not Racism !!! If their fucking Trump & America attack all Iranians and want to punish all Iranians and to put Sanctions & Sadism on all Iranians, then it’s Not Racism !! But if we make jokes about ourselves it’s Racism !!! So, it’s obvious why we Iranians say to these American pigs: You stupid animals need a good doctor! Go and see a doctor, of course if your doctor is not like your Doctor Donald Trump!! When your beloved President is a racist fascist pig, then what we can expect from you pigs?! Your real Life in America is a joke, a bad joke ! Your American values are Sick Jokes, like your Donald Trump! So, Go & Die, Drop Dead, if you love Trump! But we Iranians also know that many Americans are good or normal people, who make American Jokes like: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it ! .. What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit !

Persian Humor 51: Some American jokes are like old Persian jokes = funny jokes. For instance, read this America joke: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions! “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry! This infuriated his wife & daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says: Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree! “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration !

Persian Humor 52: American idiots talk nonsense about Jokes and Everything! American Racist pigs talk nonsense about our Persian Jokes and their own American Racism! But we Iranians know that American good guys exist; American funny guys exist, and they say, for instance: What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb !! …. Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel !! …. These Americans are like Iranians, specially like those witty Iranians who make jokes, and say: A weird Arab boy weighing 20 kilos is born. Arabs follow the Jewish tradition of Circumcision immediately. After the circumcision, the boy weighs 1 kilo !

Persian Humor 53: American idiots and American sick minds have a very sick, stupid & superficial analysis ( = Tokhmi / Aabaki ! ) about Everything including Jokes & Satires! Their American Analysis = their sick, stupid and superficial analysis is a joke !, a bad & sick joke ! For instance, they say the following American joke (that is like Persian jokes) is not good because this American joke is Anti-Woman !! This America Joke is: Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, It is about time you became informed: A = Almost Boobs! .. B = Barely there! .. C = Can’t Complain! .. D = Damn! .. DD= Double damn! .. E = Enormous! .. F = Fake !!

Persian Humor 54: Some American jokes are funny religious jokes, and just remind you of the Ancient Persian jokes. Fro instance, American comedians say: Two boys suddenly saw a woman bathing naked in the river. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn’t understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, “My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran !

Persian Humor 55: Many Persian jokes have become universal jokes. But it’s the nature of jokes, and it’s a good thing that jokes become universal things – so rapidly & easily. Many jokes have become universal jokes, and you can find them in most countries & cultures. Of course, you can trace their roots – the roots of many of them- but (lets ignore this here) We Iranians say: Jokes are Jokes, and let people have fun with jokes ! (instead of talking nonsense about jokes, their meanings, their analysis, their roots etc!) Many American comedians are Not stupid, and just try to say funny things like: What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck ! …. But some American comedians hurt some women, when they tell Not-Good jokes about women. They say for instance: Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up … Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn’t? A: Her navel

Persian Humor 56: Some American jokes are Not so bad. For instance : Q: What kind of bees produce milk? A: Boobies ! ….. Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don’t have balls to scratch ! …. But many many American jokes are Not Funny (= Bimazeh ! ) But here lets ignore them! You can find a lot of them in the internet!

Persian Humor 57: In America, you can find Many Racist jokes about Black people. The American jokes about Black people are often Racist, really Racist ! You can find a lot of them in the internet. But some American jokes about Black people are Not so bad. But now we are Not able to Find any of them ! = any good or acceptable American jokes about Black people !, because now (in Trump’s era & Obama’s era) the internet is full of American Racism and American Racist jokes about Black people ! If you want to know its reasons, you can ask Donald Trump !

Persian Humor 58: Some American jokes are funny Language-related jokes (ie they play funny games with English words), like: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which Period it came from ! .. Some American jokes are so informative, like : How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty !! .. And This American Joke shows that the half empty bags of chips & snacks is a Global problem! not a special problem of Iran!

Persian Humor 59: Some American Religious jokes are so funny & good jokes, partly because they are exactly like the Persian jokes ! For instance, American comedians say: Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, “Well, I’ve seen a penis.” So God puts holy water on her eyes and lets her enter. He asks the second nun the same thing and she says, “I’ve held a penis,” so he puts holy water on her hands and lets her enter. Then the fourth nun skips the third nun in line and God asks why she did that. The 4th nun replies, “Well, I need to gargle it before she sits in it !!

Persian Humor 60: In America, you can find Some good jokes about Arabs, like: Q: What do you call an Arab virgin ? A: Never Bin Laid on ! … But the Best American jokes about Arabs is Donald Trump ! , who loves Saudi Arab Terrorists and defend the Arab Terrorists of 9/11 Attacks & Saudi Arabia, but attack the Anti-Islamist = Anti-Arab-Islamist Iranians !! This American pig Donald Trump is an Arab-lover & Arab-worshiper who defend Arab Islamists & Arab Dictators & Arab Terrorists, but attack all Muslims and also all Iranians who hate Arab pigs = Arab Islamists so much ! Maybe, this American Pig Donald Trump is Arab Jew ! Who knows ! When they say their Obama or their British Queen is Arab Jew or Sayyad ! , then Everything is possible ! Now this American Pig Donald Trump defends Arabs & Jews = Islamists & Zionists, maybe because this American Pig Donald Trump is Arab Jew or Jew Islamist ! , who is doing his Jewish Jihad ! = Islamist Jihad of Arab Jew Barbarians

Persian Humor 61: Some American Religious jokes just remind you of the Old Persian jokes. For instance, Americans say: Josey wasn’t the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. “Who is the creator of the universe?” Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled “God almighty!” The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, “Tell me who is our lord and savior?” Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, “Jesus Christ!” The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?” Joe poked Josey again and she shouted,
“If you stick that thing in me again, I’ll snap it in half and stick it up your ass ! !

Persian Humor 62: The American Christian fanatics hate Religious jokes, because These American Christians are like Islamists or worse than Islamists. But many Americans tell good Religious jokes like: Do you know Who do mice pray to? Cheesus ! .. The American good guys talk about the Jewish Perverts / Christian Perverts and say: Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy = a church boy ! ( = a Jewish temple boy ! ) ! .. And some American jokes about men & women are universal jokes: Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed? A: Because they’re plugged into a genius!

Persian Humor 63: Some American Political jokes are really good & funny jokes (We talk about them in the next Section = Trump jokes ! ) Some of their jokes about England, Queen or even US police are funny, like: Do you know Why is England the wettest country?! Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there !! … And I went to (America and became an American citizen) .. I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer !!

Persian Humor 64: Some American political jokes just remind you of Iranian jokes and what Iranians say in Iran! For instance, American comedians say: Do you know Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S. !! … And Do not be racist; be like Trump! He’s a German gay, who was made by a British whore, loves Arab Terrorists & Arab Racists, speaks like a Nazi (Hitler), acts like a Racist Fascist, and grabs coins like a Jew !!

Persian Humor 65: American comedians say: Donald trump and my child’s diaper needs to be changed often. And for the same reason! … The wise witty guys already said: Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly; and for the same reason !! .. It’s one of the Best Political Jokes. And it’s so obvious why Iranians said & say: The Ayatollah = Vali Faqih = King / Shah and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly; and for the same reason!

Persian Humor 66: In these days, American comedians say: If I wanted to kill myself, I’d climb Trump’s ego and jump down to his I.Q. ! … And What happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra? He grows taller !! … In these days, Iranian cartoonists publish funny cartoons about Rouhani & UK and British Mullahs. Such cartoons are like Iranian people’s jokes about British Mullahs & UK. For instance (in one good cartoon that is like a good Persian joke) Rouhani is speaking in the Mullah Parliament ( = Masonic Lodge of Mullahs) and telling Big Lies & Bullshit as usual, but when Rouhani wants to swear to God of Islamists, Rouhani says: I swear to our British Bibi = British Queen = British Mother of Mullahs! And then while pointing at a British Flag & Queen pic, Rouhani saying: I swear to this Holy UK ! = the Holy House of British Barbarians ! ( = beh Hamin Qeble Qasam !! ) !

Persian Humor 67: American says: What do tornado and women have in common? They both scream when they come and take your home too! .. And in about 1000 years ago, the ancient Iranians made funny reality jokes like: They ask an Arab Jew Pedophile: What’s your best memory? He says: An alley and a kid. They ask: What’s your worst memory? Arab Jew Pedophile says: An alley and me = as a kid !!

Persian Humor 68: American comedians say: Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships ! … The good American comedians are like Iranians, and say: A slut is someone who’ll have sex with anyone, a bitch is someone who’ll have sex with anyone except you ! … And Iranians say: Modern Love means: telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely !

Persian Humor 69: The Best American joke (that we could find) is: A few months after his parents were divorced, a little kid (little Johnny) passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, “Oh, I need a bike! I need a bike!” !

Persian Humor 70: Some wise Iranians say: “Now millions of Iranian people publish good things including good pix / cartoons about the Mullahs and the West’s stooges. They show why and how the Mullahs are British Queen’s sons (below pix) or the Great Satan’s children (below pix) Now millions of Iranian people publish such things, and talk about the West’s stooges including Exiled Whores like al-Masoud Behnoud and Ali al-Nourizadeh (= TaziZadeh) The story of this TaziZadeh, Ali Nourizadeh, who is a Jew Arab = a Secret Jew Arab has become so comic-tragic and so informative. Now Arab Jew Masons like Ali Nourizadeh and Masoud Behnoud are symbols of all Anti-Iran Traitors in exile. The Anti-Iranian whores like Ali Nourizadeh and Masoud Behnoud are members of the MI6 / CIA and the Evil Empire’s media including The Ayatollah BBC & VOA. All Iranians know and hate these Zina-zadeh = Tazi-zadeh = Ali Nourizadeh and Masoud Behnoud (When have already written about them (check Archive), and we will write more about them later) Now millions of Iranians publish good things about them (like below pix) Now many Iranians publish photos of Ali Nourizadeh in Arab clothing, or his photos with Mullahs & Rish-Pashm in 1970s & 1979 ! = When Ali Nourizadeh was a Basiji and a Mullah = a Savak Islamist ! (we will write more about it later) When Savakis became Basijis, Ali Nourizadeh and Masoud Behnoud were among their leaders = one of the leaders of those Savakis who became Basiji / Sepahi. Today, this Savaki Basiji = Ali Nourizadeh = Arab Jew has become a Pahlavist again, and licks Pahlavi’s ass again !! The MI6’s Nourizadeh is Arab & Arab-worshiper = Shit-worshiper ! And it’s not a Joke ! Just look what he days/ does, and what millions of Iranians say about him ! The MI6’s Masoud Behnoud is a member of MI6 & Masonic Mafia against our Iran & all Humans. The MI6’s Masoud Behnoud is a worthless shit & clown like Zibakalam, and (we write about them) only and only because the West’s media & BBC and all mass media care about these worthless whores, or even give them Free Speech Awards !! It’s so so funny that Arab Islamist Zibakalam and Nourizadeh love & defend each other, while Zibakalam (as Pro-regime) and Nourizadeh (as Anti-regime) should hate each other ! But why do they love & defend each other?! It’s so clear : Because both of them are Anti-Iran Masons & Members of The Anti-Iran Mafia of CIA / MI6. The members of this Satanic Mafia are known as Arab Jews, Mullahs, Ashura Traitors, Islamists, The 2009 Traitors, Crypto Basiji, Exiled Whores, Masons, Monarchists, MEK etc. It’s so obvious why the Iranian people say: The 2009 Traitors and all Anti-Iran Traitors = Secret Jews & Masons like Jew Janati, Jew AN (ANnejad) Jew Amir Ahmadi ( = a Mason of Savak/CIA ), Jew Ali Nourizadeh, Jew Homan Majd ( = Jew Haman), Jew Abbas (Abdi & Iraqchi), Jew Ebrahim (Nabavi), Jew Hassan (Rouhani) and al-Masoud Behnoud must be tried and executed for High Treason against Iran & Iranian people”.

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Persian Joke 361: Do you know why the British army and other invaders including Arab invaders and others never captured northern part of Iran? Because, They had to go thru Ghazvin ! …. And one day a Ghazvini goes to USA and see some women on the side of the road. He asks how much? American Whore says: 1 dollar to do it right here! 5 dollars to do it in the car. 10 dollars in the Park. 50 dollars to do it in the Hotel ! The Ghazvini gives her 50 dollars! The American whore says: ooh how classy! lets go to the Hotel ! The Ghazvini says: forget the Hotel, 50 times right here !!

Persian Joke 362: Some wise Iranians say: “Do you know what Basijis say in August 2018? They say Massoume Ebtekar is a Jew, a Crypto Jew of Mashad! And there are many documents about her Jewish family! But do you know who is this Jew Ebtekar ?! This Jewish Whore Ebtekar is a CIA’s Islamist leader of The Hostage Crisis of 1979 !! … In Aug 2018, IRIB and Basijis also confess: Massoume Qomi, a Basiji whore of Qom has a Basiji family in Qom. All members of her family (her mother & her sisters etc) are Islamists and Basiji whores! But now this MI6’s Jew Basji Massoume Qomi has changed her name to Masih AliNejad !! (= AhmadiNejad = JewNejad !) and works for The Ayatollah BBC & VOA !! .. Today, Reality is worse than all Jokes .. Do you know How they say “fuck you” in Washington? A: Trust me !! .. How do you kill an American President like Trump? A: Give him a knife and say “Who’s special?!” ! .. Marx was a self-hating Jew like Netanyahu and his son! The Jew Marx said: Behind every Tyrant (Dictator) there is always a Jew ! So, Who is behind Trump?! Who is behind Rouhani ?! Who is behind Ayatollah ?! Who is behind Arab Dictators?! Who is behind UK Queen ?! .. You can ask Netanyahu & his son !!”

Persian Joke 363: Rouhani becomes Qazanfar, or Qazanfar becomes Rouhani !, and says : One day my Islamist family and Basji friends were complimenting me, and saying good things about me and my Turkmenchay! But I wanted to be humble, and so I said to them: No, you are exaggerating! I am just a stupid idiot like you ! (manam yek Khari hastam mesl shoma ! )

Persian Joke 364: (It’s a new version of an ancient Persian joke) A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that (Johnny) isn’t paying attention, so she asks him: If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left? Johnny says: None! The teacher asks: Why? (Johnny) says: Because the shot scared them all off ! The teacher says, No, two, but I like how you’re thinking! So, at the end of class, (Johnny) asks the teacher: If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married ?! The teacher says: The one sucking her ice cream! (Johnny) says: No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking !!

Persian Joke 365: Iranians say to both Rouhani & Trump: Hey Rouhani, Hey Trump You’re not stupid; you just have Bad Luck when thinking ! Instead of Thinking, you are Shitting !! .. If you really want to know about Mistakes, you should ask your parents, who created you, and it was The Biggest Mistake ! .. Please, keep talking. We always yawn when We are interested and specially when a stupid animal = Rouhani / Trump is speaking or lecturing ! ..

Persian Joke 366: Qazanfar went to America. Now he talks about his memories, and says: One day I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said: Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight! I said : Wow! Wonderful ! God Bless America! But her friend said: She means 666-3629 !! … In America, if you ask Donald Trump or his fans if he knew any bible verses. They reply: Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Deport him and you don’t have to feed him again ! (Bible, Trump 9:11 ! ) .. Do you know what do they call an Arab Jew stripper in America? Youseen memuff = mameuff ! …. Do you know What they call Trump or American Terrorist in America? A: a Selfie !

Persian Joke 367: An Iranian man goes to America. In a hotel lobby he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. Iranian turns to her and says: Ma’am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me! The American woman replies: If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 469 !!

Persian Joke 368: Iranians and specially Qazanfar say: As you know, your teachers said a group of animals are called Mammals = Those who have Mame ! (= Boobs) = Boobs-owner ! You all know Mammals, but (you don’t know that the English word Mammals has a Persian root: Mame = Boobs) And your teachers didn’t say that there are many other groups of animals like: Boobs-renters ! , Boobs-grabbers ! , Boobs-eaters ! , Boobs-suckers ! , Boobs-fuckers ! , Boobs-lovers ! , Boobs- rubbers! / Boobs-Squeezers !, Boobs-molesters ! (= Trump etc) , etc

Persian Joke 369: Gazanfar goes to America ! An American asks Gazanfar: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Gazanfar: Ask your mother ! … They see Qazanfar as America expert, and ask him: Why do US officials and Trump do such stupid acts ?! Qazanfar: Because in America they say to stupid idiots: Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go ! …. They also ask Qazanfar : What’s the difference between Russia and Reality? Qazanfar: Trump had connections with Russia ! .. Trump hate Reality, but love Russia ! .. The Reality is that Putin / Russia and Trump are the same Jewish shit !

Persian Joke 370: How does an Iranian lose 20 pounds ( = 10 kg) ? A: They lose their Brain! .. But How does an American Politician or Trump lose 20 pounds? A: They go to Toilet ! They Lose part of their shits! (because they are full of shits!) .. How does an Arab Mullah lose 20 pounds? A: They shave their face and their beard !! .. How does a male Po-rn Star lose 20 pounds? A: They lose their dick !! .. How does a Jew lose 20 pounds? A. They do a nose job !! .. How does a female Po-rn Star or a hot Blond lose 20 pounds? A. They do a Boobs job !! .. How does an old woman lose 20 pounds? A. They do a boob job or an Ass job !

Persian Joke 371: In Abadan, two Abadani guys were looking at a mountain. Abadani 1 says: Do you see that ant on the summit of the mountain ?! Abadani 2: Which ants? That ant that has closed his eyes, or that ant that her eyes are open ?!! … A Shark ate an Abadani guy. After some hours, the Shark said to his friends: Volak, I am a giant whale! .. In Abadan, If you look at a small lizard (Marmulak), he says to you: Ha chie Aamoo ! (Why are you surprising !) Have you never seen a Huge Dragon like me ?! (ta hala Ej-deha nadidi ?! )

Persian Joke 372: Some wise Iranians say: “Iranian expats (specially those who live in LA, California) translate Persian Jokes in English in this way: In Adaban Every evening at sunset, their radio (TV & all their megaphones of the city-hall) announce: Becheha Hava tarik shode, lotfan Rayban-a ro dar biyarid ! … But which kind of translation is this ?! Is this Translation ?! If non-Iranians read this joke, they understand nothing, or as Iranians say: Yaru Chiz-dard migireh !! –
that means they will suffer from Head-ache and Thing-ache = Chiz-dard ! (Chiz-dard is like Head-ache but means: Chiz-ache = Thing-ache ! Chiz-dard or Thing-ache is a wide-rage of aches including head-ache, Ass-ache, Dick-ache, Boobs-ache, vagina-ache, and all kinds of dirty aches! ) The last part of the joke – that has left un-translated-
means: Hey Folks, now it’s night and dark, please don’t wear Ray-ban sunglasses any longer !”

Persian Joke 373: (It’s a Persian joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) If you want salvation, detach yourself from Clergymen, and attach yourself to the service of the Wise Witty guys (= R-ends) in order to be saved ! Clergymen or Mullahs have a sick Satanic mind. But the Wise witty guys have a pure & open mind = a real human mind ! Free from any writ, even free from the fear of non-existence ! They are the Shah / Kings of their time, though they have no political power and Nothing ! .. under any circumstances they are reluctant to harm anyone. So, Is it right to harm them, and help Mullahs = Clergymen?!

Persian Joke 374: As you know, Tyranny or Terrorism is a Bad and Evil thing, but if Trump and Americans do it, then it’s a good thing! If the UK and British Barbarians do it, then it’s a civilized thing! If France and French Faggots do it, then it’s Culture! If America allies = Jewish Barbarians and Zionists do it , then it’s Self-Defense !! If America allies = Arab Dictators & Arab Islamists & Puppet Dictators do it , then it’s an American value ! If America’s friends = Arab Barbarians & Arab Terrorists do it, then it’s not an important thing ! , like the 9/11 Attacks that is not important at all ! , and America deserved the 9/11 Attacks & Arab Terrorists of CIA ! .. And only if Iranians and other victims of Tyranny or Terrorism want to defend themselves, then it’s Terrorism or a Bad Thing ! , and it’s exactly what the Ayatollah America and the Ayatollah Trump say!

Persian Joke 375: (It’s a new version of an Ancient Persian joke) A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask: “God, what is a million years to you? God replies: My son, a million years to you is like a second to me! The man asks: God, what is a million dollars to you? God replies: My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me! It means almost nothing to me! The man asks: So God, can I have a million dollars? And God replies: In a second !!

Persian Joke 376: After all Jewish Betrayals in these years, we Persians / Iranians have started to create Jew Jokes ! (Before the 2009 Coup, the number of Jew jokes was so small – near zero – in Iran / Persia ! ) So, Do you know what is the root of Jewish ?! It’s so clear. As many Jews were like Netanyahu – that means they were so Bad, Ungrateful and Evil pigs- people used to call them: Hey Jew Bitch, JewBitch, Jewitch, Jewish !! And it’s the way this word, Jewish, was born ! … And as the holy Jew Perverts and other false prophets say in their holy Jewish Book, A Fake History of Jews : one day the holy Yahweh (= Yahoo + Web ! = Yahweb ! ) asked Netscape and Yahoo to merge their products ! , to create ” Net&Yahoo” !! ( = Nethanyahu ! ) !

Persian Joke 377: One day in Abadan they had a special singing contest for seeing who can sing like Ebi and Googoosh! ( = two Famous Iranian singers) But when Ebi and Googoosh heard about this event they decided to participate in this competition secretly ! .. At the final day, Ebi finished in forth place ! (ie three Abadani singers were a better Ebi than Ebi ! ), and Googoosh finished in third place !

Persian Joke 378: (Persian jokes made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) A (Jew) had a very thin horse. Iranians asked him, “Why don’t you give this horse some barley?” (Jew) said, “Every night he eats ten pounds of barley.” Iranians: “Why then is he so thin?” “Because,” (Jew said) I owe him one month’s barley !! …. And one day (Trump) shot an arrow at an Iranian bird but missed. His friends shouted: “Bravo!”.. (Trump) was upset and said: Your are making fun of me ?! The friends said: No. I was saying ‘Bravo’ to the Iranian bird !!

Persian Joke 379: In Abadan, there was a weird Abadani guy. When someone died in Abadan, this guy went to their grave and said: Koone Laqesh ! ( = Fuck you! I don’t care about you! ) But finally one day this weird Abadani guy died ! Many people of Abadan went to his grave to take revenge = to say Koone Laqesh ! But when they took a look at his grave, they saw that he had written in his own grave: (Maa ke Raftim!) I leave this shitty world ! (Koone Laqe Digaran!) Fuck you all ! Fuck all people of this shitty world !

Persian Joke 380: Some wise Iranians say: “What are facts?! The facts are for instance: 1- you cannot lick your own nose 2- you cannot count your hairs 3- you cannot trust UK, Trump and Rouhani = Liars 4- You cannot make a Shit-eater a Human ! = you cannot make a Saudi Arab Islamist a civilized human! You cannot make Trump a Human ! 5-
You cannot make Rouhani an Iranian ! You cannot make Reza Pahlavi an Iranian! 6- You cannot defend Rouhani’s Turkmenchay or Ayatollah’s Tyranny or Pahlavi’s Evil acts but call yourself an Iranian ! 7-
You cannot breath by your nose, if your tongue is out of your mouth ! 8- Now, you are doing the number 7, and testing it ! 9- Most facts or rules have an exception 10 – Sometimes you can do number 7, but just look at yourself, you look like a dog ! .. It’s so good that you try to Test Facts. All Humans must try to check Facts = test Facts. But when you are testing Facts or Doing what Leaders / Elites say, just Look at yourself in the mirror, and Think about what are you doing!”

Persian Humor 71: Many witty guys say: The sign in the Trump’s office wall reads: The situation is not as bad as you think .. it is worse !! … But The sign in the Ayatollah’s office wall reads: The situation is not as bad as you think .. It is the End, your End ! … The sign in the Rouhani office wall reads: The situation is not as bad as you think! .. But, sorry, you never think! You just obey the CIA & MI6! So don’t worry! The CIA & MI6 think instead of You! So, Implement FATF & IMF Plans, and obey the CIA !

Persian Humor 72: Some wise Iranians say: “What is Islamic Morality ?! It’s so obvious! You can ask Basjis (Sasha Sobhani etc) or Harun Yahya or Rouhani or America and its Terrorist allies = Saudis & other Islamic Terrorists of CIA = Al-Qaeda, ISIS & other Savage Arabs & Anti-Iran Barbarians – from Mullahs to Arab Islamic Barbarians. You can also ask the UK & British Queen = Masonic Mother of Mullahs & Islamists .. What is Jewish Morality?! You can ask The Jewish Ayatollah Netanyahu and his sons and his Fanatic Jews! .. What is Christian Morality?! You can ask Rabbi Donald Trump! You can also ask America’s Christian sex cults: Children of God ! (2018)! It’s an American report in 2018 ! In America, Christian Satanic cults are called Children of God !!”

Persian Humor 73: Suzani (1072- 1140?) a 12th century Satirist poet of Great Iran wrote in about 900 years ago : (He used to attack his contemporary poets in poems which he wrote in the same metres and rhymes as theirs ! But we replace the name of poet with the name of Trump, because it’s more meaningful in these days! ) Trump is not dead but I assume he is , And write this elegy in verse, For if I do so after he dies, What’s the use when he hears it not? .. Let that dog of a wife-whore = Trump die like dogs .. Now even this little Dog (Trump) says he will fight us like a Lion !!

Persian Humor 74: Some wise Iranians say: “There are many American jokes about Trump. American people joke about Trump, and show many things. At least US comedians know what The Trump & Mullahs love affairs mean, and why now Trump says: If the Mullahs want to meet, I’ll meet with Mullahs !! Now FATF, Mullahs & Trump show : Dava Sar-e Lalaf-e Mullahst !! ( = It’s a fake war ! Trump & Mullahs make love, not war ! ) Now the Mass Media confessing: Trump is willing to meet Mullahs, any time they want to & without preconditions, a break from his bluffing and (bullshitting & Eating Shit policy of Trump ! ) ! Trump’s eating Shit policy is not a new thing. It just shows that Trump is a Coward & a Sick Pig (Psycho) who wants to hurt our Iran & Iranians & all Good guys, with the help of Arab Jew pigs = Jew Arab Terrorists & Islamists – from Saudis to Mullahs = Anti-Iran Mafia of CIA. Now even Americans & Non-Iranians create good pix / cartoons about Trump, show Trump as Arab, or Trump as UK Queen = female whore!”.

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Persian Humor 75: (Trump Jokes 1 to 3) The good Americans truly say: Donald Trump is the first joke I’ve ever been offended by ! … And What is Donald Trump really trying to do? A: Make America Hate Again ! … And How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin! .. And If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? A: America !! … And it’s one of the best things that Americans say bout Trump & US politicians!

Persian Humor 76: (Trump Jokes 4 to 6) The American good guys say: What’s the difference between God and Donald Trump ? A: God doesn’t think he’s Donald Trump ! .. American comedians say: What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a sewage plant? Nothing they’re both full of shit ! .. US comedians say: Donald Trump watches Zootopia and realizes its a satire about his presidency !…. Such American jokes show that many Americans are Not blind or stupid

Persian Humor 77: (Trump Jokes 7 to 9) The good Americans say: Q: Wanna hear a racist joke? A: Donald Trump ! … And What’s 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? A: Donald Trump’s tie !! .. And what is Trumpcare ?! Trumpcare: If you like your cancer you can keep your cancer ! …. In fact, many Americans hate Trump so much. Only Jew or Christian Barbarians, Masons, American Basijis, Arab Jews and Arab Islamists love Trump !

Persian Humor 78: (Trump Jokes 10 to 11) The American comedians say: Q: Why can’t you compare Donald Trump to cancer? A: Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer !! … And Iranians say: Donald Trump is not the first America’s Dictator! Trump is not American Hitler ! Trump is Arab Jew whore of Hitler ! But Trump will put an End to the United States, and Trump will kill America .. History repeats itself; At first, it’s a Tragedy (= Hitler), but then it becomes a Farce = a Trump!

Persian Humor 79: (Trump Jokes 12 to 13) The good Americans say very funny things like: What’s the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan? A: If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up !! … Americans also say to Trump: Hey Trump, I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass !! … In fact, the good Americans are like Iranians

Persian Humor 80: (Trump Jokes 14 to 15) Many Americans say: Q: Why don’t black cats cross Trump’s path? A: Because they are afraid of pussy grabbers ! … And At a news conference, a journalist said to Trump: Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you please comment on this. “The truth is,” replied Donald Trump, “That she has a big mouth ! …. There are many American jokes about Trump’s small penis and small brain ! (and we will write more about them later)

Persian Humor 81: (Trump Jokes 16 to 17 ): American comedians say funny things like : Q: What do Donald Trump and an adult film star have in common? A: They are both experts at switching positions in front of a camera ! … And Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons ! ( = Trumptons = Mullahtons = Arabtons = Jewtowns !! ) … In fact, the super-idiot pigs like Trump or Mullah / Rouhani = Arab Jew is a godsend for all Comedians in all around the world – from Persia to America !

Persian Humor 82: (Trump Joke 18) Americans mocking Trump’s IQ, and say: Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents – doesn’t work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. (In fact) What this country needs is a Donald Trump !! … Many Americans are not blind or stupid. But the main problem is that they are Not in the majority in America !

Persian Humor 83: (Trump Jokes 19 to 20) The American comedians truly say: What is Pure Comedy in America? In the US, Trump is everyone’s fault. And there’s no turning back. That’s pure comedy! … They also say: Hey Trump, Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick ! …. But they should not forget that The Pure Comedy is actually Tragedy, or Pure Tragedy ! And Donald Trump is a Pure Tragedy, a Complete Farce!

Persian Humor 84: (Trump Joke 21) Some American comedians say: Donald Trump never apologizes; he’s never wrong no matter what crazy thing he says (In fact, Trump is an Ayatollah ! Trump is Shah ! Trump is Vali Faqih !! ) We used to have Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Trump, no cash, and no hope !!

Persian Humor 85: (Trump Jokes 22 to 23) American comedians say: Trump’s plan for America is to fire everyone. He will make America grate again, after which many of them will migrate again ! … And How do you know when Trump is Not lying? His mouth is closed ! … In fact, many Americans know that when Trump opens his mouth Trump only tells Lies & Big Lies !

Persian Humor 86: (Trump Joke 24) Americans say: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall. On the condition he gets to install windows ! … And Iranians say: Proper Forms of Addressing a Trump fan or Supporter of Trump : Shit-lover, Fascist Faggot, Retard, Pig etc. In fact, the proper words for Addressing a Trump fan, a Mullah fan / Rouhani fan, a Pahlavi fan, and other shit fans and shit-lovers are the same !

Persian Humor 87: (Trump Joke 25) American says : Despite Donald Trump’s tough stance on immigration, Trump Modeling Agency hiring lower-paid foreign models, but Trump says those aren’t laborers, those are ‘future wives !! … In fact, many Americans know only a stupid American pig like Trump – who comes from an immigrant family, and his parents and his wives are immigrants- can attack immigrants ! It’s so comic-tragic that in the land of Immigrants (USA), they attack immigrants!

Persian Humor 88: (Trump Joke 26) American comedians say: Donald Trump has canceled a planned trip to Israel. When asked why, Trump said, ‘They already have a wall ! , and a fear of Muslims. My Jewish Plan there is done ! … It’s an important America joke. Think about it !

Persian Humor 89: (Trump Jokes 27 to 28) American comedians say: A poll found the words most associated with Donald Trump are idiot, jerk, stupid, and dumb ! In other words, he really is a real US president ! …. And What do you call it, when a brainless creature takes over the world? The Trump-ocalypse ! … It’s good that many Americans know their US Presidents. But unfortunately, these millions of Americans are a small minority in America! There are + 300 millions people in America, and even if 10% of them are good & wise people, then they are 30 millions people! ( = many people), but still a small minority = 10% !

Persian Humor 90: (Trump Jokes 29 to 30) American comedians say: Trump is kind of like the movie Snakes on a Plane. Sure the idea is entertaining. But an actual snake on your plane would be terrifying. And that’s what’s happening now !! …. And How is this possible? Whenever you say something bad, you get in trouble. Whenever Donald Trump says something Bad, he gets more supporters in America !! … And it’s an important American fact. Think about it

Persian Humor 91: (Trump Jokes 31 to 32) Americans say: Did you know what was Donald Trump’s birth-name ? Fuckface von Clownstick ! … And Trump had medical deferment (during Vietnam) he had inter-rectum cranial inversion – which means his head is up his ass ! … And these American jokes show that many Americans hate Trump so so much !

Persian Humor 92: (Trump Joke 33) American comedians say: Racism is embedded deep down in a (typical American person’s soul) Racism has been embedded deep down in many many American souls .. I’ve looked into Trump’s eyes. But Donald Trump even doesn’t have a soul ! … And it’s an important fact ! Think about it

Persian Humor 93: (Trump Joke 34 to 35) American comedians say: We comedians love Donald Trump! If God gave comedians the power to invent people, the first person we would invent is Donald Trump !! … They also add: What is to be expected from a silly Clown that is (like) a grown-up version of a child emperor ?! … In fact, some Comedians see Trump as God’s gift to comedy! But ordinary people and most Humans see Trump as Satan or Tragedy, or Satan’s gift to Tragedy !

Persian Humor 94: (Trump Jokes 36 to 37) American comedians truly say: Guys, stop comparing Trump to Hitler. He thinks it’s a compliment ! Call him a middle-aged woman or a peaceful Arab Islamist ! … And it’s a good and subtle point! It’s exactly what Iranians have already done, and it’s what all other good guys should try to do! The most important thing about Trump is Trump’s Paradoxes = Trump’s shitty Lies & Paradoxes, including Trump’s love affairs with Savage Saudis & Arab Terrorists & Arab Islamists & other Anti-Iran Barbarians. It’s so important. It’s America’s Achilles heel. In fact, Trump is Achilles heel of America ! .. Iranians make jokes and say: Now Qazanfar says to America / Trump or Rouhani / Khamenei: You’re such a beautiful, intelligent, wonderful person! (or wonderful country) Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were having a lying competition !!

Persian Humor 95: (Trump Jokes 38 to 40) Americans say: How does Donald Trump change a lightbulb? He holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him !! .. Iranians ask Trump: What does GOP stand for? Trump: Grabs Our Pussy !! .. Americans say: Trump is actually a phone-sex operator. He’s just whispering whatever dirty little racist fantasies Republicans want to hear !

Persian Humor 96: (Trump Jokes 41 to 43) Americans tell some good & important jokes like: Trump is like a diaper ! Self absorbed and full of shit !! …. And What happens when you take a joke too far? A: The 45th president of united stated of America ! .. American comedians say: How do you know you’re reading one of Donald Trumps books? It starts on Chapter 11 ! .. It’s easy to joke that (Rouhani) or Donald Trump is a ‘clown’ or a ‘moron’ or a ‘dog fucker’ or a mother fucker or … Trump or (Rouhani) tells his masters: Don’t worry, I’ll soon do something worse and all this will be forgotten !

Persian Humor 97: (Trump Jokes 44 to 46) There are many jokes about Trump’s penis size! There are also many American jokes about Trump’s wives!, like: They ask Melania: How did you and Donald Trump meet? Melania: It was love at first a first grab ! … Melania says to Trump: Good News! Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news is they found your head ! = your Brain ! … And I knew that Donald Trump wins. He’s got enough ex-wives to vote for him !

Persian Humor 98: (Trump Jokes 47 to 50s) Many people including Iranians & non-Iranians say to Trump, America and its Arab Terrorist allies: The real Fart was smarter than you, the Farter! and smelled better too! .. And do you know Why Trump and his Arab Terrorists (and also his Rouhani) cannot understand simple things?! Talk to them in Hebrew, they might understand ! … And an Arab Jewish family member of Trump family asks Trump: Donald, am I more Jewish or more Arab? Trump: Why do you want to know? Arab Jew: Because a guy is selling a bike for $100 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $10 or just steal it !! …. And Iranians say to Trump and also Rouhani: Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people!

Persian Humor 99: Some wise Iranians say: “Now the whole world can see deeper cooperation between America & Arab Terrorists / Islamists, and it’s what the US media confess in 2018. Trump is showing & proving many things! So, we should thank this American Barbarian Trump! This shit = Trump shows that how his shitty country that has 250 years history (or 500 years) desperately tries to threaten the Home of Human Civilization & Human values = Great Persia / Iran = a proud nation /country with at least 3000 years history of Systematic Government / Empire (and 8000 years history of City / Urban Civilization, and 15,000 years history of Rural Civilization) Now their own media talk about deeper cooperation between America & Arab Islamists/ Terrorists !!, and all normal humans just laugh and say: America deserved the 9/11 Attacks! Arab Terrorists had to kill more Americans, to create more deeper cooperation between America & Arab Islamists / Terrorists !! Now you all can see the story of Canada and Saudi Arabia and how this Arab Shit-hole = the Tiny Cesspit of Saudi Saudi = Saudi Arab Piss-Eaters = Saudi Terrorists threaten Canada with the new 9/11 Attacks ! You all know what it means. But as Iranians say: Who made these Piss-eaters (Saudi Arabs) such Shameless Savages?! Who made these Piss-eaters & Shit-eaters = Saudi Arab Terrorists such Shameless Terrorists who threaten Canada with the new 9/11 Attacks ?! (benin Shash-khora = Araba = Chalquza che-qadr porroo shodan !! .. ama ki porroo shoon kardeh?!!) In August 2018, their own media report: Trump’s Arab Terrorists and Trump’s Saudi Arabia threaten Canada with the new 9/11 Attacks ! Do you know what it means?! It’s so obvious why we Iranians and Iran’s people say to Canada & all Canadian Good guys: We Iranians strongly support you, if you say: Fuck Saudi Arabia & Fuck Trump! Fuck Arab Terrorists! Fuck Arab Islamists! We Iranians back Canada’s good guys in their fight against Trump and Trump’s Savage Saudi Arabia & Arab Islamists. We Iranians Fuck Trump & Saudi Arabia, and if Iran had an Iranian regime (not an Arab & Anti-Iran regime like Mullah regime) then Iran and Iranian regime would have many many things to do and to say, when Saudi Arabia threaten Canada with the new 9/11 Attacks ! It’s the Best opportunity for all Humans and for Iran to show and prove many things. But why the Mullahs defend & help Trump & Trump’s Saudi Arabia shithole?! Why IRIB and so-called exiled journalists & exiled media don’t talk about this important fact that Saudi Arabia threaten Canada with the new 9/11 Attacks ?! If you think about such facts, you can understand the true meaning of The Anti-Iran Mafia, and this fact that The Mullahs are just part of The Anti-Iran Mafia = The Masonic Mafia = The Evil Empire of America”

Persian Humor 100: Some Wise Iranians say: “We Iranians know that the good Arabs exist, and even Saudi Arabia’s good guys exist and they hate Saudi regime & Saudi Dictators & Islamists & Terrorists so much. In the fucking Saudi Arabia, good guys = good Arabs are victims of Trump & Saudi Dictator & Islamists. We Iranians know what Saudi Arabia’s wise women talk about Trump & American Treasons and How America betrays Human Rights in Arabia. We Iranians support all Good guys, including good Arabs and good Jews. But we all know that the good Arab is an Arab who cares about Human values, and that’s why the good Arab says, and must say : Death to Arab Islamist Dictators. Shame on Arab Islamists / Terrorist. Death to Savage Saudi Arabia ( = its bad guys & its dictators) Now even the good Arabs and other non-Iranians create good cartoons about the 9/11 & Saudis & Canada & Trump & Arab Jew Islamists / Terrorists etc. Their good cartoons about Arab Jews (below pix) are funny and important. Their good cartoons about The 9/11 Attacks & Saudi Arab Terrorists & Trump are important. Even the good Arabs know How Trump and America fuck Human Rights in Saudi Arabia. The good Jews or the good Arabs are good guys like other good guys, and we Iranians don’t judge people by their race or religion. It’s our Iranian legacy. It’s one of our Persian gifts to mankind. And We Iranians know Who’s Afraid Of Great Persia & Cyrus The Great? (We have already written about this issue in posts like Who is Afraid of Iran and Iranian Legacy? (2013) etc; check Archive) Now in 2018, even the non-Iranian media and the Western media talk about Who’s Afraid Of Cyrus The Great ?! (2018) But they just say silly things = lies, bullshit or Ko-sher / Kosher things! The little pigs like Trump’s cows or Trump is Afraid of our Cyrus of the Great. Trump loves Arab pigs & Arab Terrorists, because Donald Trump is Afraid of our Great Persia & our Persian Legacy & our Persian values = Human values. Now even Americans say: Donald Trump is Bowing Down To 9/11 Terrorists of Saudi Arabia ! (2018) All normal humans know the story of the 9/11, Trump & Saudi Arabia, and this fact that Trump said Saudi Arabia was being behind the 9/11 attacks! “Who blew up the World Trade Center?” Trump asked his pals at Fox and Friends on the morning of February 17, 2016. “It wasn’t the Iraqis, it was Saudi – take a look at Saudi Arabia, open the documents !!! Yah, open Trump’s documents!! Open Trump’s anus !! , and see Trump’s shitty secrets !! , many people including Americans say, and create many jokes & cartoon about it ! Just search the internet ! Trump says: Without U.S. support and protection, Arab Terrorists, Arab Dictators and Saudi Arabia wouldn’t exist for very long !! And it’s really true. Without U.S. support and protection, Arab Terrorists & Arab Dictators and many other Evil forces = Anti-Iran Forces including Mullahs and their Islamic Regime wouldn’t exist !

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Persian Joke 381: After the Nuclear Turkmenchay, the media said Rouhani knows the English language and the Western politicians well ! But one day, they saw that Rouhani is licking part of his Islamic Turkmenchay = Nuclear Deal ! They ask him: What are you doing, idiot ?! Rouhani said: Some things / some signs in this Turkmenchay said: For Lease ! .. and For Release ! = Re-lease !! …. And the Mullah TV (IRIB) asks Iranians: What Trump and Rouhani = Khamenei should do to make people happy ? Iranians say: It’s so simple: Drop Dead ! (Beran Bemiran ! ) Hey Trump, Drop Dead ! If you want to make people happy ! Hey Rouhani = Khamenei, Drop Dead ! If you want to do one positive thing in your shameful life !

Persian Joke 382: In these days, Saudi Arabs and many Arab Islamists, Basijis and Saudis worship America and Hollywood ! So, one day Muslims ask Saudi King: Give a name of a prophet that conversed with animals? Saudi King says : Hazrat-e Tarzan ! = Prophet Tarzan ! … And they Ask Arab Islamists & Basijis : Give a name of a prophet that negotiated with the Enemy and made deal with the Enemy?! Arab Islamists & Basijis say : We can Give name of 4 prophets ! ( = 4 Jew prophets) Hazrat-e Rockefeller and Ali ibn Rockefeller = Khamenei ! .. and Also Hazrat-e Satan and Muhammad bin Satan ! = Bin Salman !

Persian Joke 383: The Mullah Car or Islamic Car is an American Ford = Korean Pride ! So, lets see what Iranians say about Islamic Car ! Q. How do you make Islamic Car accelerate 0 – 60 mph in less than 15 seconds? A: Push it off a cliff ! .. Q: What is found on the last 2 pages of every Islamic Car owner’s manual? A: The bus schedule ! .. Q: Why do Islamic Car come with heated rear windows? A: To keep your hands warm while you’re pushing them ! .. Q: What do you call Islamic Car at the top of a hill? A Miracle ! or A mirage ! .. Q: What do you call two Islamic Cars at the top of a hill? A real miracle ! .. Q: What do you call Islamic Car with brakes? A: Customized ! .. Q: What do you call Islamic Car passengers? A: Shock absorbers !!

Persian Joke 384: The British masons say: Iranians have the worst memory in the world ! But when you ask them: You mean Iranians forget everything?! The UK masons say: No, Iranians remember Everything! God damn it ! Iranians have strange memories, and remember all things. God Damn it ! … And one day they asked Gazanfar: Iranians make a lot of jokes about you and Turks, does it make you uncomfortable? Gazanfar said: My dear, these are jokes for you, but for us they are memories !

Persian Joke 385: (It’s an ancient Persian joke) They asked Bohlul: How Arabs eat Cheese, while they don’t have any Ch ?! Bohlul said: It’s clear. Arabs eat Shit = Goh, while Arabs don’t have any G ! (in their Arabic alphabet) Arabs eat Piss, while Arabs don’t have any P ! (in their Arabic alphabet) ! Arabs eat a lot of shits & talk about a lot of things that don’t belong to them! … And on day, in the 21sh century, A Saudi Arab Islamist of CIA takes an American girl home from a nightclub! She says: Show me it’s true what they say about Arabs ! .. So this Saudi Arab does a Terrorist Attack ! , stabs her and then explodes himself and her !

Persian Joke 386: One day they ask Qazanfar: What is Parasite ?! Qazanfar: Parasite is Trump; Parasite is Shah, Parasite is Mullah = a person who doesn’t work and always benefits from other people! As you know, Arab leaders don’t work, many Jews don’t work, Kings and Monarchs don’t work, Mullahs don’t work, but they are millionaires or billionaires ! So, they are parasites on Human society! Parasite is Pahlavi or Arab King. Parasite is Rouhani = Khamenei = Trump ! In fact, Parasites are Politicians! Parasites are all Jewish Leaders !

Persian Joke 387: (It’s a Persian Joke made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) On day a (Jewish elite) said to his slave: “Get a chicken from your own money and prepare a dish from it. I will eat it and set you free! The slave was happy, and prepared a fried chicken. (The Jew) ate part of chicken, and then told the slave: “Add some peas and water to it. Tomorrow I will eat it and set you free.” The salve obeyed and prepared a new dish. Again (the Jew) ate part of it, and said to the slave: “add some water to it .. and then sell part of this food and get some butter and make it into another dish .. Tomorrow I set you free.” The slave said: “O master, ( I don’t need your Jew generosity! ) Don’t set me free, but for god sake set this poor Chicken free !!

Persian Joke 388: (Persian jokes made by Zakani in about 700 years ago) A muezzin would call out and then run. He was asked, “Why are you running?” He said: They said that my voice is beautiful from afar. I was running so that I could hear it from a distance! … And Mullah Nasredin went to Mecca on a pilgrimage and his turban was stolen. He said: O God, once in my life I came to Your house and You had my turban stolen. If you ever see me here again, have my teeth broken !

Persian Joke 389: (It’s a new version of an old Persian joke) A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having s-ex. The man was like Trump, and he was se-xually disable. So, lets call him Trump! .. Trump always used a dildo on her wife. But all these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over, and flip the light switch on, and saw that he was using a dildo! She said : I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo! Trump said: Oh, No, you, whore, Explain the kids!

Persian Joke 390: (It’s an ancient Persian joke) One day Qazanfar went to the local doctor and told him: Every night for the past month, I have dreamt a dream in which I have wrestling matches with donkeys! The doctor gave Qazanfar an herb and said: Eat this, and your dreams will go away. Qazanfar: Can I start taking them tomorrow? Doctor: why? Qazanfar: Because I’m scheduled to wrestle in the championship match tonight !

Persian Joke 391: The Iranian woman says to his husband: I thought of you today! It reminded me to take the garbage out ! … And as you know women love to talk and talk and talk to each others! So, the Iranian women often say to their husband: For about 5 minutes, I go to see the lady X . I want to talk to her for about 5 minutes; The food is cooking; You just check the food and the oven every 30 minutes !! (man 5 deiqe miram khune X-khaum, thou har nim saat yeh sa-ri beh Qaza bezan !! )

Persian Joke 392: Iranians say to Rouhanis & Islamists, and also to Trump and his fans: Brains aren’t everything! In your case they’re nothing !! … A wise Iranian says: When I was a kid, I was wondering why my parents use a lot of F-words when they were driving in Tehran! But now, when I have my own driving license and my own car, I can understand my parents, and I just say myself: Why did my parents use a few F-words when they were driving in Tehran ?!

Persian Joke 393: They ask Iranians: How do you know an Iranian is Abadani (from Abadan) or not ?! And Iranians say: It’s so easy! Just check whether or not this guy is wearing Rayban sunglasses ! … And they ask Abadani guys: Walking behind a crowd of Iranians, how can you tell who is Abadani ?! Abadanis say: Just loudly say This Ray-Ban belongs to whom?! Who ever turned their head back is Abadani !

Persian Joke 394: American comedians say: Donald Trump is so dumb, he ordered NASA to arrest illegal aliens ! … And Iranians say: If Arab Islam or American Christianity means Morality, then Up means down, left means right, Rape means Love, Mullah means Morality, Inhumanity means humanity, Tyranny means Democracy, and Cow or Trump means Human !!

Persian Joke 395: Some wise Iranians say: “Have you see any recent British or American documentary films about animals and wild nature ?! They go to oceans, 7000 meters below the water, and then find a poor fish, and then hurt fish and try to kill fish, and when the poor fish reacts, they say: This fish is a Monster !! This fish is among the most Dangerous Monsters on earth !! …. But we Iranians and all sane humans just say to these Western animals in human clothing: Hey stupid bastards, you are monsters, who try to hurt all living creatures !”

Persian Joke 396: (it’s like an Ancient Persian joke) A Basji goes to America! In the US, Basiji goes to the WC and knocks at the door. An American says, “What ?!” Basiji says: Well now, what’s your name? American says: Alex James Morrier. Basiji says: You scoundrels! Three of you American faggots went to the toilet together ?!!

Persian Joke 397: In about 700 years ago, the Great Persian Satirist, Zakanai, described the Politicians and Mullahs (Clergymen) in this way: Nothing = Their existence ! .. Hollow = Their civility ! .. Vanity and Folly = Their talk ! .. Dishonesty, Greed, Malice and Envy = Their characteristics !! .. Justice and Humanity: Their Enemy !! .. Roguery, Violence, Hypocrisy, Dissimulation and Falsehood = The ways of the Elite !!

Persian Joke 398: What do you do when a Turk or Trump throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back ! … What do you call a US President = a Trump with half a brain? A: Gifted ! … What do you call an Arab Leader with half a brain? A: Miracle ! … (And it’s an ancient Persian joke) Mullah Nasrudin used to say: If your wife doesn’t pay attention to what you are saying, the solution is so easy: Just Whisper it to another woman in a low voice !!

Persian Joke 399: An Iranian college student is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He saves the girl’s life, but the pit bull is killed in the process. An American policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: “You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: “Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl” The Iranian says: But I am not a New Yorker! American cop: Oh , then it will say in newspapers in the morning: Brave American saves life of little girl” ! Iranian: But I am not an American!, too American cop: “Oh, what are you then? ” Iranian says: I am a proud Iranian! I am a real Iranian! I am an Anti-Islamist Iranian ! … The next day all American newspapers say: An Iranian or Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog !!

Persian Joke 400: In about 700 years ago, the Great Persian Satirist Zakani sarcastically & satirically said: If you take a look at (this shitty world) you can see that Sincerity is the source of loss and animosity ! One who is sincere will never prosper ! As much as possible a man must flatter kings and politicians, and tell big lies and please them, and always use the phrase “The King says the Truth” as his motto! .. Whatever pleases stupid people should be said ! .. The Truth is so bad and so harmful ! .. If a Truthful man gives a hundred truthful testimonies, not only he will not be appreciated, but those who hear him will even be annoyed and will bring forth a hundred lies & interpretations to falsify him ! … But if a Big liar or Charlatan = an Evil man wants to give a false testimony they will bribe him in a hundred ways !, and lavish various considerations on him so that he will give that false testimony … So, Don’t tell the Truth! … Always tell Lies ! .. And it’s their Religious Morality ! ( = Arab Jewish Morality) , and it should be your motto (in this shitty world), if you want to become Somebody ! – Somebody like Rouhani, Trump and other Somebody!


The Ayatollah Great Satan: Nation of Slaves

March 7, 2015

These days are Historic days. What the bad guys do and say is a Historic Farce, and what you read here is a fictional story about real news, real events and what is really happening in these days:

(In the Big Brother’s Temple, the so-called Western leaders and Western masons are discussing the new world orders) The Ayatollah Great Satan: “We are here to discuss the wedding arrangements”. The Ayatollah Mongol: “The main issue is the people. It’s hard to see Great Satan and Mad Mullah as husband and wife”. The Ayatollah Idiot: “I think we don’t need any marriage. We, Mullahs and Great Satan, are fucking partners. We have always fucked each other without any legal marriage”. The Ayatollah Satan (aka Little Satan): “Yah, we have always fucked Mullahs. They are our beloved slaves. We love Mullahs. But now we are openly making love with them, and the world is watching”. The Ayatollah Retard: “I am worried. We should try to discuss wedding arrangements, or to discuss funeral arrangements?”. The Ayatollah IMF: “What do the people say about our love affairs?” The Ayatollah Straw: “Americans are good sheep. Americans are mind-controlled slaves. But Iranians are not stupid. We don’t have any option except Blocking the internet, Censoring all news, censoring the voices of all Iranians …”.The Ayatollah Mason: “Iran is a real problem. Iranians even know the Best Masonic CIA agents such as Noam Chomsky. Iranians know Jewish Freemasons such as Chomsky – who is a grand master in the service of Darkness and Falsehood”. The Ayatollah Motherfucker: “The US or the UK is A Nation of Sheep, A Nation of Slaves. We have no problem in the United States of Sheeple. In the United States of Slaves, people are good slaves or good sheep. But Fu-ck Iran”. The Ayatollah Barbarian: “Yah, Iran is not the West. Iranians are much wiser and smarter than Americans, Brits and others. We should Nuke Iran”. The Ayatollah Great Satan: “Calm down and tell me what Iranians say about Netan-Yabu”. The Ayatollah Zionist: “Iranians just laugh at the Ayatollah Yabu (Netan-Yabu). They know that Netan-Yabu is just playing the role of the bad cop, the silly bogeyman (LooLoo) Iranians know why Zionists are so happy about the Nuclear Turkmanchai (deal) between Mullahs and USA”. Ayatollah Retard: “Now even kids can see that there is a wedding in the ass of Netan-Yabu. But …”. Ayatollah Mason: “But the West’s Sheeple are blind and stupid. Only Iranians …”. Ayatollah Idiot: “Only Iranians know this laughable Show (Siah Bazi), this Sham fight (Jang-e Zargari). All Iranians know that pigs such as Rouhani/ Rafsanjani and Netan-Yabu are old friends. Iranians know Mr Mullah Contra. They know Iran Contra”. Ayatollah Mongol: “Yah, Iranians know that Islamists and Zionists are Brothers. They know Mullah Contra and our silly games. We need new games”. Ayatollah Straw: “Now our media say: To Netanyahu, Peace Is an Existential Threat ! But Iranians laugh, and say: To both Zionists and Islamists, Peace, Freedom and Democracy Is an Existential Threat ! To the US and the UK, Peace, Freedom, Democracy, Humanity, Truth and A Better World Is an Existential Threat !” Ayatollah Mason: “We can only fool non-Iranians. Iranian people know our Sham Fights (Jang-e Zargari) & our Laughable Games (Siah Bazi). Iranian people know that Netanyahu is Netan-Yabu, or Rafsanjani is Rasman-Jani. They know Mullah Fath Ali Shah”. Ayatollah Straw: “Iranians make joke and say: When Obama, John Kerry or Netanyabu went to the US Congress, then US Senators stood and chanted: ‘Sele Ala Muhammad, Yavare Rahbar Amad ! (God Bless American-Jewish supporters of Mullahs/ Islamists)! But …” Ayatollah Motherfucker: “But non-Iranians don’t know such things. They are retards. They still think Zionists, Islamists, Mullahs and the West are enemies of each other”. Ayatollah Sick: “Netan-Yabu’s show was a silly show. He just revealed our … ” Ayatollah Straw: “Don’t worry; We ask our agents – ie our intellects, our media, our journalists, our lefts, our Marxists and other Masons- to pretend that Iran should accept the Nu-Clear Turkmanchai because of Netan-Yabu !”. Ayatollah Idiot: “Do you think Iranians buy such things?” Ayatollah Savage: “Who care about Iranians. Fu-ck Iran”. Ayatollah Barbarian: “We cannot fool Iranians. We should hurt Iranians. We should Nuke them”. Ayatollah Satan: “We should fool non-Iranians into helping us in hurting Iranians”. Ayatollah Mason: “We should Block the internet in Iran. We should censor the voices of all Iranians”. Ayatollah Satan: “We have censored millions of Iranian comments. In Feb 2015, If you google/ search for ‘Rouhani Harum-zadeh’ (Rouhani, the stupid Bastard; Harum-zadeh = Bastard; Stupid Bastard) in Persian, then you find no Persian results! (Zero Persian result) ! Now we and our Google try to hide millions of Persian pages/ comments about Rouhani Harum-zadeh”. Ayatollah Idiot: “It’s funny that if you google/ search for ‘Khamenei Harum-zadeh’ in Persian, you can find many things in Persian. But if you google/ search for ‘Rouhani Harum-zadeh’ in Persian, you find nothing but unrelated English Pages!”. Ayatollah Retard: “I am worried. Now if people google/ search for ‘Fuck Rouhani’, Rouhani Internet Censorship, Rouhani increases Internet Filtering/ Censorship etc, then they can see …”. Ayatollah Mason: “Don’t worry, man. Our Mullahs and this Motherfucker Rouhani Block the Internet in Iran, but all media should censor news and say: the Fucking Rouhani is a defender of Internet Freedom ! Our Rouhani badly Increases Internet Filtering & Internet Censorship in Iran, but all media should say: This Motherfucker Rouhani defends Internet Freedom in Iran!” Ayatollah Mongol: “Do you want to fool the people in this way? It’s obvious why Iranians call you Father Sag (Father Dog) or Mother Sag (Sag = Dog). Apparently you just want to destroy our Masonic Velayat, our Satanic Velayat in Iran”. Ayatollah Sick: “Iranians know our Mullahs and Mirza/ Masons such as Mirza Ali Akbar Salehi, Mirza Iraq-chi, Mirza Javad Zarif, Mirza Hassan Freemason (Rouhani) and other non-Iranian agents of the MI6/ CIA. When our media reports: (Ayatollah Barack) Obama calls on Mullahs to agree to 10-year freeze on nuclear activity‘! (March 2015) All Iranians just laugh”. Ayatollah Retard: “All Iranians, even the 3%, know why Ayatollah Monkey (Obama) openly says: In (any) Good deal for America, Mullahs should commit to Freezing nuclear program for at least 10 years ! During (Rouhani era) we’ve seen Mullah not advance their program. In many ways, Mullahs rolled back elements of their nuclear program‘ !! (March 2015) All Iranians just laugh because they know us. Iranians know our 2009 CIA Coup. Iranians know Mullah Fath Ali Shah and this British Spy (Rouhani). Iranians know why the Western officials praise the Mad Mullah Dictator, call him Genius, and say: ‘He is forced to choose at the end of the day either to save his regime or to save his nu-clear facilities, Im confident he will choose to save the Regime! (And) It’s what we want’ !! (2015)”. Ayatollah Sick: “After a lot of huffing and puffing (Arro-Gooz), and after a lot of blood and pain, even the 3% cannot accept our dictates about Fordo, centrifuges, freezing, roll back etc. What we should do?”. Ayatollah Idiot: “We need new games”. Ayatollah Savage: “Our games cannot fool Iranians. Iranians have their own analysis. Iranians can see the Truth. Iranians can see the facts. Iranians are not blind. We should Nuke them”. Ayatollah Barbarian: “Iranians even know Jewish/ Islamic Freemasons such as Ahmad Tavakoli, who learn Islamic Economy from the UK. Iranians know Mr. Mullah Contra, Mr My Azad University. Iranians know that ISIS (Islamists) and Zionists are Brothers. So we should Nuke them”. Ayatollah Mason: “We cannot fool Iran’s people. Even the best Masonic media such as the Guardian or NYT cannot fool them. The Ayatollah BBC is so hateful in Iran”. Ayatollah Satan: “I have a good plan. We increase the internet censorship. We even Block the internet in Iran. Then our media -all media including Alternative media and any fucking free media- censor all news and all facts. But it’s not the whole story. When we are blocking or fucking the internet in Iran, our CIA agents, our media and our journalists say: Iranians love the Fucking Rouhani; Iranians Thank the Savage West & this British Motherfucker (Rouhani) for more Censorship & Sadism! We even say: CIA companies help Mullahs; Google and Mullahs are friends, as Google and China are friends, and as Western companies and all Dictators are friends”. Ayatollah Retard: “Are you kidding? You want to fool the people in this way?”. Ayatollah Satan: “the West’s sheeple are so stupid. We can say: Retard is Genius! We can talk about Dictators and Google or ‘Google and Mullahs’, and say: Google Helps Dictators, because Google is a Force of Good. We can say: The West supports Dictators and Terrorists because the West is a force of Good”. Ayatollah Straw: “We can fool Non-Iranians. But we should increase Internet filters and all kinds of Censorship & Sadism in Iran”. Ayatollah IMF: “We have asked our Mullahs to implement more IMF Plans. We want to create more Economic Instability. But all Mullahs should help us”. Ayatollah Savage: “Don’t worry, darling, all Mullahs are our Masonic Brothers. The Mullah Parliament is a Masonic Lodge. They just obey our orders”. Ayatollah Zionist: “Yah, Don’t worry, all Islamists are our Brothers”. Ayatollah Mason: “But the fuc-king Iranians laugh at us & our Mullahs. So we should strongly defend Mullahs. We should show that the UK is officially Qayem/ Vakil Vasi (Passionate advocate) of Rouhani and Islamists”. Ayatollah Sick: “Are you kidding?” Ayatollah Mason: “No, we no longer try to cover up our dirty tricks. We should increase Air Pollution in Iran. We should nuke …”. Ayatollah Idiot: “Calm down Brother, you are totally confused”. Ayatollah Satan: “Iranians have confused all of us”. Ayatollah Straw: “Iranians make jokes, and say: In the UK or the US, the 99% are slaves and/or idiots. But in Iran, the 99% are wise and smart people. But if you ask: Why Iran is not like the US? The answer is clear: because in both countries, the 1% rule the country !“. Ayatollah Satan: “Iranians know Colonial Powers, Islamists, Puppet Regimes and other Evil forces”. Ayatollah Barbarian: “So we should nuke …”. Ayatollah Mongol: “You are totally confused because Iran is not the US or the UK. You can play Silly games/ Orwellian Games with Americans or Brits. But in Iran, you are faced with a Great Nation. Iranians have no media and no voice. All countries, all media and all Journalists betray them. But you cannot fool them. It’s the Miracle of a Great Nation”.

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The Ayatollah Great Satan: “What do Iran’s people say about us?”. Ayatollah Idiot: “You have sowed the seeds of Hate. And Now Iranians just laugh/ spit at the Ayatollah America. They even ask: Do only Retards and Bad guys live in America?! Do only Slaves and Idiots live in the US?! Why the West’s good guys are silent? Why the US is a Nation of Slaves? Do only barbarians and bad guys live in the West? …” Ayatollah Satan: “We have sowed the seeds of Hate, and so all Iranians hate us. But don’t worry. We make all Iranians our enemies But …”. Ayatollah Retard: “But do you want to openly say that Basijis are your friends?!” Ayatollah Sick: “All Iranians are becoming Anti-American, while Savage Islamists are pro-American! It’s so funny”. Ayatollah Mongol: “All Iranians laugh at us, and make jokes about us. They say: The West is the Mother of Mullahs; so: Fuck the Mother of Mullahs!”. Ayatollah Mason: ‘Please don’t repeat their F-words here. Please be polite”. Ayatollah Retard: “You kill and torture people, and then talk about Politeness?! Please don’t play such silly British games here”. Ayatollah Mongol: “Iranians use a lot of F-words about us. In the best case, Iranians say: Fuck you Rouhani, Fuck your Father/ Mother or Fuck Mullahs, Fuck their Father/ Mother. It’s just the politest thing that Iranians say in these days”. Ayatollah Idiot: “All Brothers should know why all Iranians curse the Father/ Mother of Mullahs. Iranians actually know the Father/ Mother of Mullahs”. Ayatollah Sick: “Yah, Iranians know us. They know the UK and the US. They know this British Spy (Rouhani) and all Mullahs”. Ayatollah Motherfucker: “But who care about Iranians. The mass media openly say that Rouhani is Made In Glasgow, Rouhani is our Masonic Brother, but non-Iranians are blind. Rouhani is a British Mason. Rouhani does/ says the worst Anti-Iranian things in Iran’s history. But non-Iranians are blind & stupid”. Ayatollah Straw: “Only Iranians know us & our Rouhani. They refer to us & our Rouhani as ‘Father Sag’ or ‘Sag Father’ (Sag = Dog) They say: Rouhani is Father Sag, or Rouhani is Mother Sag. They know who is the Father/ Mother of Rouhani. They know us. But …”. Ayatollah IMF: “But we should try to hurt Iranians, and to fool non-Iranians. We implement all IMF Plans in Iran, while Marxists defend the IMF and IMF Plans in Iran”. Ayatollah Satan: “We should ask the Ayatollah MI6 and the Ayatollah CIA to praise the Mullah Fath Ali Shah for accepting the Nuclear Turkmanchai. They should say: the Mad Mullah is a Genius because he wants to accept the Nuclear Turkmanchai !”. Ayatollah Idiot: “Now the Ayatollah CIA’s media, including the Ayatollah Washington Post and New York Times (NYT), openly say such things. They say: the Mad Mullah Dictator is a Genius and an Intellectual!, and the Nuclear Turkmanchai is the strategic triumph of Mullah Leaders! (March 2015)”. Ayatollah Mongol: “Really?! God Bless Goebbels! Your US media are worse than the Nazi media”. Ayatollah Idiot: “I am worried. Now even kids laugh and say: Mad Mullah is a Genius at Stupidly and licking the West’s ass”. Ayatollah Mason: “Don’t worry. We have always said that Puppet Dictator -from Shah to Mullah- is a Genius! Now our agents -including Zibakalam- openly say: Qajar, Fath Ali Shah or Shah Sultan Hussein was a Genius!“. Ayatollah Sick: “Really? this stupid MI6 agent, Zibakalam, says such things?”. Ayatollah Straw: “Yah, all Iranians just laugh at such MI6 agents”. Ayatollah Idiot: “All Iranians just laugh at Rouhani’s men. They know the UK stooges. They know why Rouhani is Father Sag, why Rouhani is Mother Sag”. Ayatollah Great Satan: “Our Rouhani should not show his true colors in this way”. Ayatollah Mongol: “But Rouhani and his Masonic Cabinet just tell the worst jokes in Iran’s history. In these days, Hojati and Rouhani’s men say: “the Price of Chicken is increasing, because Iranians eat a lot of Chicken! We export Iran’s Chicken to the West or Arab states, because Iranians should not eat a lot of Chicken‘ ! (March 2015)” Ayatollah Great Satan: “It’s a joke, isn’t it?” Ayatollah IMF: “No. It’s not a joke. We ask our Rouhanis to say such things”. Ayatollah Zionist: “So it’s obvious why all Iranians say: This British Motherfucker (Rouhani) is much worse than the Jewish Shit (AhmadiNejad). It’s obvious why Iranians call you Retard or Father Sag”. Ayatollah IMF: “We ask our Mullahs to say such things because we want to create Economic Instability and to hurt Iranians in this way”. Ayatollah Idiot: “In this way? Masonic Islamists just show their true colors. Islamic Freemasons just reveal their secrets. Why the Masonic Cabinet of Rouhani should say: We increase the price of Chicken from 50,000 Rial to 80,000 Rial, because Iranians eat a lot of chicken, and because we should export Iran’s Chicken to other countries?! Do you want to create a Revolution in Iran, or …”. Ayatollah IMF: “We just want to create Economic insatiability and … “. Ayatollah Retard: “But you just prove that Mullahs are Masons, and Islamic Economy is Masonic Economy. Do you want to put an End to our Masonic Velayat in Iran?”. Ayatollah Idiot: “Now Iranians talk about Islamist-British Masons such as Ahmad Tavakoli, and ask: Why should Islamists (Tavakoli, Basijis etc) go to the UK Masonic universities, and learn Islamic Economy from London?! Why should Islamists (Iraq-chi, Rouhanis etc) go to Britain’s Masonic universities, and learn Islamic Politics & Islamic Law from the UK?!”. Ayatollah Mason: “But who care about Iranians. Islamists should learn Islamic politics in London. Mullahs and Islamists should learn Islamic Economy from the UK. We need non-Iranian agents such as Rouhanis, Tavakolis and Jebel Amelis”. Ayatollah Sick: “Jebel Amelis are Arab faggots from Lebanon (Jabal Amel)?”. Ayatollah Straw: “Yah. But Iranians know all Arab faggots and non-Iranians who control the Mullah regime. Iranians even know that Ali Akbar Salehi is an Arab/ Iraqi CIA agent. But …”. Ayatollah Idiot: “But I am worried. Why non-Iranians like Ali Akbar Salehi (born in Iraq) insult Iranian people’s intelligence in this way? These Arabs just make Iranians …”. Ayatollah Savage: “But non-Iranians are idiots, and don’t know such things. Don’t worry, man. We can Nuke Iran. We can kill all Iranians”. Ayatollah Great Satan: “What do the Mullah media say about Nuclear Turkmanchai?” Ayatollah Sick: “Now all Mullah media are silent, and say nothing about Nuclear Turkmanchai !” Ayatollah Mongol: “Our Mullah Leaders suffer from Shitty Mourning (Azaa gereftan) and Shitty Confusion (Goh Gijeh gereftan). And so our Mullah media, our Basijis and our exiled media suffer from Shitty Silence (Khafeh Khoon gereftan)!”. Ayatollah Great Satan: “What Iran’s people say about Nuclear Turkmanchai?” Ayatollah Straw: “All Iranians just laugh at the Mullah Turkmanchai”. Ayatollah Retard: “They make jokes, and talk about Campaigns such as: ‘I Love Nuclear Turkmanchai’ ! ‘I Love Mullah Fath Ali Shah’ ! ‘I Love the Ayatollah America’ ! ‘I Love the West’s puppet Dictator’ !”. Ayatollah Mongol: “They make joke, and talk about a lot of good campaigns such as ‘I Love Masonic Islam’, ‘I love British Mullahs’ , ‘I Love Savage Islamists’ , ‘I Love British Barbarians’ , ‘I Love the Ayatollah BBC’, ‘I love the Ayatollah Freemason’, ‘I Love the Ayatollah IMF’, ‘I Love Western Censorship’, ‘I Love the Ayatollah West’, ‘I Love the Savage West’ !”. Ayatollah Mason: “It’s a good idea. Basijis and Islamists can really have campaigns such as: ‘I am Basiji, I love Great Satan’, ‘I am Basiji, a Lover of Zionist IMF’, ‘I am Islamist, I Love Zionist IMF”. Ayatollah Idiot: “Are you kidding?” Ayatollah Straw: “No, it’s a good idea”. Ayatollah Idiot: “It can be a good idea for the UK or the world of Animal Farm, but not for Iran”. Ayatollah Motherfucker: “Americans and Brits are good sheep and good slaves. In the United States of Animals, they know nothing about the world. In the United States of Slaves, they don’t know that Mullahs/ Islamists are puppets of the West. They even don’t know that Mullahs, Arabs and Zionists are Brothers. We can easily fool them. We can tell them: Mad Mullahs are Intellectuals, but Iranians …”. Ayatollah Satan: “But Iranians know our Masonic world, our Animal Farm. Iranians even laugh at our Alternative Media, at our Sham Freedom & Sham Democracy. But …”. Ayatollah Zionist: “But we should Nuke Iran. We cannot fool Iranians”. Ayatollah Satan: “We cannot fool Iranians. But we can pretend that Iranians are stupid, but those who live in the United States of Sheeple are modern people. We can say that those who live in the United States of Slaves are modern people. We can say that Iranians are idiots, but Mind-controlled slaves are modern people”. Ayatollah Sick: “Yah, the West’s Sheeple even don’t know the difference between Google or Gagool. They even think internet filters, internet censorship, Sadism or NSA Evil acts are good things. They think Barbarism, Sadism, Bullying, Torture, Tyranny, Censorship or any Evil Act is good as long as Americans are doing it! They even don’t know why the West’s journalists should not be CIA/ MI6 agents! They even don’t know why the Western media, even the so-called Alternative Media are C-IA media or Big Brother’s media. They are such retards. They even don’t know Ayatollah Monkey (Obama) or Ayatollah Netan-yabu. But Iranians are not stupid”. Ayatollah Motherfucker: “The West’s people are mind-controlled slaves. The story of OWS or Snow-den showed how stupid they are”. The Ayatollah Straw: “I love this Nation of Sheep. (Even in our Orwellian Films such as ‘Citizen Four’ [2014] ) You can see idiocy and foolishness in their faces, in their eyes”. Ayatollah Motherfucker: “The mass brainwashing methods in the US, and the mass mind control methods in the West are really working. We can use our old brainwashing methods and our misinformation/ disinformation tactics in the US, the UK and the whole West”. The Ayatollah Sick: “Yah, Citizen Four or Citizen Kane is actually Citizen Fool, Citizen Slave , Citizen Sheep. In the West, Citizenship is actually Citizen Sheep. In the West, Citizen Sheep is just listen to what we and our media dictate. Now only Iranians and wise people ask: Where are the West’s good guys? Why the West’s good guys are silent? Do only Bad guys and Barbarians live in the West? Do only animals, Sheeple and Slaves live in the West?”.


2015 Jokes: The Insanity of Blatant Lies

January 24, 2015

In this new year (2015) many things are laughable, and many things are sadly funny. In these days many facts and many news seem like jokes. So, lets take a look at some good, bad or sick jokes of these days:

As some Iranians say: “Islamists are really Masons or Mashang. Just look what the Anti-Iran Mullahs, MEK, Basijis, ISIS/ ISIL (DEASH), Savage Saudis etc do and say about their religion -ie Masonic Islam or Tazi cults. Now instead of talking about Iran, Iranian values, great men of Persia, or Iranian version of Islam/ Religion, Mullahs defend savage Saudis and their religion. Now, in Jan 2015, Mullahs say to the West’s youth: Try to gain a direct and firsthand knowledge of this religion !! But they don’t say what would happen after that, after gaining a direct and firsthand knowledge of this religion! As you know, All Iranians have already gained a direct and firsthand knowledge of this religion. You can ask Iranian people about what would happen after gaining a direct and firsthand knowledge of this religion!”.

As some wise Iranians say: “Do you know what Criticism, Censorship and Free Speech mean in the West? In the best case, the West makes an intellectual gesture, and says: You are free to speak, and we are free to hurt you. In fact, their Free Speech is Free Sadism/ Censorship. These years showed that only IF you say: I Love the West, then they don’t censor you. But If you criticize the West, they will censor you. And This is Western Freedom. In the UK, Critics are called Extremists, but Whores and Ass-lickers (Khayemals) are called Critics and Intellects. In the UK and the West, If you criticize them and tell the Truth, then they will call you Extremists and they will censor you. And this is their Freedom or Free Speech. In the West, Censorship is Freedom. They openly say Journalism is the Arts of Deceit or the Arts of Lying. In the UK, intellects and journalists just learn the Arts of Deception, the Arts of Telling Big Lies, the Arts of Ass-licking and other Orwellian Arts. In the UK and the West, those who have the ability to understand things and think intelligently and independently are censored or ignored, but those who have the ability to lick the Ass of Big Brother and to tell Big Lies are called Experts or Intellectuals!”

As some Iranians say: “the best monkey and the best joke of these days is Sadeq Zibakalam, without explanation … Non-Iranians can ask Iranians about masons and monkeys like Zibakalam and Ali Motahari .. In these days, Zibakalam wrote a letter to Sweden (not to Norway) and asked them to give the Nobel Peace Prize to Basij & DEASH (ISIS/ ISIL). And it’s not a joke. Zibakalam is Basiji, and he loves Basij, DEASH and those who see Religion as a barbarian, illogical and irrational thing … So Lets write a short letter to Denmark (not to Norway) and tell them: Dear Denmark, Please give the Nobel Prize for Stupidity to Zibakalam and the UK media. This stupid monkey openly says: I hate Science, Logic, and Rationality; I love religion, because religion is a stupid, illogical and irrational thing. But the UK media call this stupid monkey Intellectual. They -like all Mullahs- really deserve the Nobel Prize for Stupidity, because they clearly show how Masons think/ act, and who are Masonic whores/ retards”.

As some wise Iranians say: ‘In the past 35 years, specially after 2009, all Iranians (+97%) have gained a direct and firsthand knowledge of the Mullah religion and all religions, and that’s why Iranian people say: (any) Religion minus Iranian values (ie Human values) is equal to Satanism and Satanic Cult’ or ‘Islam minus Iranian values is equal to DEASH (ISIS/ ISIL)’ or Religion/ Islam minus Iranian values is equal to ISIS/ DEASH/ Basiji/ Mullah/ Saudi/ Satanic/ Wahhabi version of Islam. In fact, Iranians -who have gained a firsthand knowledge of religions/ cults- talk about what they have seen by their own eyes. But when Islamists want to reject what Iranians say, Islamists use the Logic of Sword, and try to act like DEASH and to hurt Iranians. And in this way, Mullahs and Islamists prove that they are good guys!, their logic is not the Logic of Satan!, and their religion/ cult is not the Religion of Lies and Sadism! In fact, Mullahs, Islamists and Jewish/ Christian fanatics kill and torture all people & critics, use the Logic of Sword & the Logic of Satan, but refer to such things as Morality or Religion of Peace! In fact, If you want to destroy Religion, Morality etc, you should act like Islamists, or ask Mullahs and Masons to defend Religion, Ethics, Morality etc”.

As some wise Iranians say: “Millions of websites, including Facebook and Twitter, are officially blocked in Iran. Masonic Mullahs have increased terrible censorship and terrible internet filtering in Iran. Rouhani has increase all kinds of Censorship/ Sadism, including the Terrible Internet Censorship/ Filtering in Iran. Mullahs openly say: Facebook, Twitter etc are Zionist, as the IMF is Zionist/ Imperialist and the US is Great Satan. But now Mullah media, UK media and all Masonic media proudly say: Rouhani and Khamenei have an active Zionist Facebook and Twitter page! But as Noam Chomsky and Marxist say, the love story of Mullahs and their Zionist Facebook, like the love story of Mullahs and their Zionist IMF, show you that Mullahs are really honest, anti-Zionist and anti-Imperialist! Khameneis Twitter account, in which his stupid letters are published, just force all Iranians to use a lot of F-words (Foshe Khar Mathar etc) about Mullahs, the UK and the West. All Iranians (+97%) know why Khamenei or Mullahs love Zionist Facebook/ Twitter or Zionist IMF. Iranians know why Mullahs implement their Zionist IMF plans in Iran, and openly make love with their Great Satan and their Zionist Imperialist Brothers. But Noam Chomsky and Marxists say such facts show that Mullahs are Anti-Zionist and Anti-Imperialist !”.

As some Iranians: “Rouhani has increased MITM attacks
(Man-In-The-Middle Attacks) and all kinds of Terrible Internet Censorship/ Filtering/ Spying/ Jamming etc in Iran
. But the West censor all facts and all news of Iran. Instead of talking about Rouhani’s evil acts in Iran, the UK and the West just tell big lies, praise Rouhani, and say Rouhani is a defender of Internet Freedom because Rouhani, Khamenei and Mullahs have active accounts/ pages in their Zionist Facebook, Twitter and other so-called Zionist websites! So it’s obvious why Iranian people use a lot of F-words (Foshe Khar Mathar etc) when they talk about Mullahs (Rouhani, Khamenei etc) and the UK. The West, the Left and the Western media love Mullahs and the love story of ‘Mullahs and their Great Satan’, the love story of Mullahs and their Zionist Facebook, Twitter etc, and the love story of Mullahs and their Imperialist IMF. They say such facts and such love stories show that Marxists and Mullahs are Anti-Imperialist! Now Marxists openly say: Iran’s people and those who really hate Islamists and Imperialists are pro-Imperialist. But those who really love their Great Satan, their Zionist/ Imperialist IMF, and their Imperialist Brothers are anti-Imperialist! Marxists, Masons and Mullahs are bad retards, and say to the West’s youth: Don’t believe the propaganda! Study or Examine this religion! This is not entirely hypocritical, Barbarian, Sadistic or Big lies! … But Iranians just laugh and say: Areh Arvah-e Amatoon!”.

As some Iranians say: “Now the Mullah media talk about Walk with the Devil, Walk with Great Satan, Dance with Great Satan etc. Now even their Mullah TV says: On January 14, US Secretary of State John Kerry and Mullah FM Javad Zarif (made love) in Geneva. But Why Mullahs Make Love with Great Satan in public places?’ !! In fact, now even idiots and retards ask: why after a lot of Arro-Gooz (Barking & Farting) and rejecting any kinds of negotiations with Great Satan in normal conditions (ie when it was good for Iran), now Mullahs make love and negotiate with their Great Satan and US Bullies in the worst conditions, ie when the Savage West / USA say many anti-Iranian things, threaten Iran with nukes, force and sadistic sanctions, and badly support Is-real, Anti-Iran Arabs etc. Now Instead of rejecting negotiations under such farcical conditions, Mullahs and Islamists just lick the ass of their Great Satan, and badly disgrace themselves. After a lot of Arro-Gooz, Mullahs lick the ass of their Great Satan or US Bullies. But now even retards and the 3% talk about Fatehe Velayat (End of all Mullahs)”.

As some Iranians say: “The Mullah media reports: Zarif walks with Satan! But they still say nothing about the role of Zarif in the 2009 CIA Coup, and how Zarif and Mullahs made love with Great Satan, William Burns and other American pigs in 2009. Now after a lot of Arro-Gooz (Barking & Farting), Islamists make love with their Zionist IMF/ Great Satan/ UK etc, and clearly show you what was the main goal of the 2009 CIA Coup. Now Islamists Walk with Satan and Dance with Satan, because Islamists are nothing but the sons of Satan. Who can forget the role of Islamists in the 19th century, in Reza Shah’s farce, in the 1953 CIA Coup, in the 1979 Coup, in the Savage Iraqi attack to Iran, in the Mullah-Contra etc. Now, in Jan 2015, Islamists and Zarif go to Paris, and make love with Great Satan and French Faggots (Laurent Fabius etc) – who have created a big and new Anti-Muslim Farce in France! Islamists are such Muslims. Their paradoxes, their big lies, their hypocrisy and their Arro-Gooz are beyond your imagination. But all Iranians (+97%) know Islamists well, and that’s why Iranians hate Islamists so much. Now Iranians refer to pigs like Javad and Jack Straw as ‘Jack-o Javad’ or Jack-o Janevar! (means: stupid animals/ masons etc) As our people say, the Anti-Iranian regime of Mullahs is nothing but a cesspit of Jack-o Javad & Jack-o Junevar (stupid animals/ masons etc)”.

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As some Iranians say: “Saudi Arabia is a very backward country, but the West and the US see Saudis as their allies! The US and its Terrorist allies are bad jokes … Saudi King died and went to hell. The Death of Saudi King again showed that dictators, bad guys, slaves of the West, and sworn enemies of Iran will go to hell. But Mullahs don’t learn their lessons. Mullahs still lick the dirty asses of Tazis and the West. Now all Iranians hate Savage Saudis so much. Even the good Arabs hate Savage Saudis. But Mullahs still love and praise Saudi Arabia and Savage Arabs. Now it’s clear that their Oil game is a silly game that Mullahs love it. If you want to know the whys, you can talk a look at the Guardian and what the UK media say about Rouhani, oil price, IMF plans and Rouhani’s evil acts in Iran. They stupidly think they can justify all evil acts -including the love story of Mullahs and IMF/ Great Satan- with the story of Oil price. They are bad retards. They write silly letters to the West’s people, but the West’s good guys and normal people just laugh and say: ‘Look who is suddenly concerned about cruelty and tyranny! Your hypocrisy is sickening … After the way you killed and tortured Iranian citizens in 2009 you are in no position to …”.

As some Iranians say: “After 2009, and after the story of the 2014 Yalda, even idiots can see that Mullahs are not Iranians. In Jan 2015, and during the 2015 Asian Cup, even idiots can see that the Mullah TV is Arab TV or Anti-Iran TV. Instead of showing Iranian fans, they show savage Arabs/ Anti-Iran Arabs! The Mullah TV is really a cesspit of whores, Masons, Arabs and non-Iranian pigs from Iraq, Lebanon, UK etc. So instead of showing Iranian fans and caring about Iran, Persian Gulf etc, they praise Anti-Iran Arabs and sworn enemies of Iran. The Mullah TV and Mullahs love Arab players such as Omar Chalquz, Ottoman Oskol, Abdol Koskhol, Majed Jakesh, Yazid Goh-khor, Antar Meymoon, Walid Mongol, Amer Qater, Fahad Meymoon etc because Mullahs and Islamists are Anti-Iranian Arabs/ Locust-eaters. Even the 3% know that Bad Arabs and bad Iraqis are Ahl-e Kufeh (so ungrateful) ! But Mullahs love Ahl-e Kufeh ! Mullahs hate our Iran, our Iranian values, our great Civilization, our Great Persia, our Persian Gulf, our Iranian Legacy and all good things. Mullahs censor the pictures of Iranian fans, because Mullahs are not Iranians. Mullahs and Islamists are Locust-eaters and Shit-eaters from Masonic families and Arabian cesspits. Mullahs are the sons of the Masonic UK, and their Masonic Mission is destroying Iran’s economy, Iran’s industries, Iran’s sports, Iran’s resources and all part of Iran”.

As some Iranians say: “If you still ask: why the West and the US create and support Islamists, Bahais, Islamist-Marxist terrorists (MEK/ PMOI) and other Satanic cults? you should try to know Mind Control and Cult-building projects in the West. For instance, Project MK-Ultra was officially a Mind Control project in the US, and now even Americans talk about ‘Project MK-Ultra: One of the Most Shocking C-IA Programs of All Time’, and say: ‘In 1976 and 1977, the U.S. Senate conducted investigations and even held a joint committee hearing on the CIA MK-Ultra Project. You will not believe what they (US Congress) said. They themselves (confessed that C-IA & Big Brothers ask) American Universities, American Prisons and American Hospitals to Conduct Mind Control projects! According to the hearing report, 86 universities or institutions were involved .. For some of the US hospitals that participated in Project MK-Ultra, tests were conducted on children .. On the Senate floor in 1977, US Senators (openly said): the Deputy Director of the C-IA revealed that many universities and institutions were involved in Mind Control and Mass Mind Control projects’ ! It’s what Americans say. In fact, the West and the US see the members of MEK or ISIS as laboratory animals for Mind Control projects …”.

As some Iranians say: “These years show that If you are a good guy, then the West hates you. But if you are Barbar or Bardeh (Barbarian or Slave), then the West loves you, and call you intellect, expert, modern people etc. Slaves lick the ass of the West. Slaves have no intellect and no skill except Kun-e Akhund lici (licking the Mullah’s ass), Kun-e America lici (licking America’s ass), licking France’s ass, licking the UK’s ass, or Licking the ass of Dictator/ Shah/ Zahak/ Satan etc. But in the West, these slaves and ass-lickers are called Intellectuals. Slaves attack Iran & modern people of Iran, but worship the Savage West, Western Sadists and Western barbarians. These stupid animals are slaves of fashion, slaves of media, slaves of money, and slaves of the West. These stupid slaves and retards call themselves intellectuals or modern people!, and say: Oh, yah, we intellectuals eat this shit or that shit; we, modern people, read/ listen/ watch this shit or that shit; we, modern people, lick the ass of the Barbarian West; but Iranians, free men, real intellects or real modern people are backward people or stupid people because they hate to think or act like slaves and ass-lickers. Whores and Slaves of the West are such retards”.

As some Iranians say: “Now savage Islamists and brutal dictators have become Freethinkers !, and say to the West’s youth: ‘ Attempts to find answers to these questions will provide you with an appropriate opportunity to discover new truths ! But as you know, in 2009 Iranians tried to find answers to these questions but Mullahs and Islamists killed and tortured Iranian people and provided all humans with a good opportunity to discover new truths. Now even idiots can see that Mullahs, Marxists, Islamists, the West and all bad guys hate Freethinkers and those who try to study/ examine facts, to ask serious questions, and to discover the truths. The 2009 Massacres and the 2009 CIA coup had many historic lessons. Now when the Mullah leader says to the West’s youth: I dont insist that you accept my reading or any other reading of Islam’ !!, it just shows the depth of Mullah bankruptcy & hypocrisy (In Iran, Islamists say: you should accept forced Hijab, this shit or that shit because all people must accept our reading of Islam /religion) Iranians know Islamists well, and say: When Islamists want to fool you, they make such liberal gestures. It’s what they did in 1978, before the 1979 Disaster in Iran. At first Islamists try to fool you, and then Islamists try to kill you, torture you or hurt you, if you don’t accept their barbarian reading of religion, ie if you reject forced Hijab, Intolerance, Barbarity, Logic of Sword, Censorship, Sadism and other Satanic things. Islamists even steal your votes, steal your money, steal your country, and steal everything because Islamists are stupid slaves of the Devil and the Masonic UK/ West”.

As some Iranians say: “In Jan 2015, the Masonic Mullah TV do and say many Anti-Iranian things. Just look what they say about Farabi and Great men of Persia. The Mullah TV say: Farabi was both an Arab and an Iranian !! Can you believe it?! These Anti-Iranian animals, Mullahs, say such silly jokes (Bebin Turk-i ta che hadee … !) They really said Arab, not Muslim. Basiji faggots openly said: Farabi was both an Arab and an Iranian! Mullahs and Basiji are such brainless non-Iranian pigs. They write silly letters to the West, but they say nothing, even one word about Iran, Persia, Great men of Persia and this undeniable fact that Iranians and Persia created the so-called Islamic Civilization and Islamic Golden Era. Tazis and Savage Arabs were like today’s DAESH (ISIS/ ISIL), and acted like DAESH. If you read history, and do research, you can find the truths. Tazis, like DEASH, were ruthless barbarians, and they even didn’t know how to utter or spell Culture or Civilization …. Mullahs are savage Turks, Tazis and non-Iranian slaves of the West. If Mullahs were not such brainless retards/ slaves, then Instead of writing stupid letters to the West or Savage Arabs, they would write letters of apology to the people of Iran and the youth of Iran”.

As some Iranians say: ‘the West is really like or worse than Mullahs. In fact, Mullahs are stupid animals because they are slaves/ stooges of the Savage West. In the West, bad guys and criminals control almost everything. Even their Tor Project is a stupid farce, and now their own media say: the Tor Project has recently suffered from two security setbacks which have called into question just how safe users on the anonymity service are. The first big major setback was the cancelation of CERT’s attendance the Black Hat 2014 talk which would have dealt with attacks on Tor and how it is possible for Tor to be breached. The shameful cancelation raised the possibility that government or Big Brothers (control Tor) … In any case, it’s best to assume that Tor is (a product of) the NSA’ ! Idiots such as Richard Stallman should be proud of themselves and their beloved N-SA Tor”.

As some Iranians say: “The Western Hypocrisy is hypocrisy of the worst kind. Just look what the West and its Terrorist allies do. They kill civilians and innocent people in Africa, Asia and other part of the worlds, but call themselves good terrorists, good barbarians, or a good force of Evil. They say: the West, the US or its Terrorist allies can kill you and torture you, but if you punish Western barbarians and Western bullies, then you are bad terrorists. The Savage West, US senators and UK/ US officials are worse than animals. They stupidly try to bully Iran, to hurt Iranian people, to censor all news of Iran, to help Rouhanis, and to impose their sadistic sanctions on great people of Persia, but they call themselves a good force of Evil, Good terrorists, Good Sadists, Good devils, Good Bullies, Good Evil, Good Barbarians etc. They openly show that the M-I6 and C-IA are like or worse than KGB and Gestapo. But they say the C-IA and M-I6 are good devils, good killers, good sadists, good torturers, good Censors, good barbarians, etc. But Why the UK and the West love and use many paradoxical and Orwellian terms such as good Barbarity, good Bullying, Good Genocide, Good Evil, Good Satan, Good Sadism, Good Terrorism, Good Censors, good Bad Guys etc ?!”.

As some Iranians say: “the Western Idiocy is idiocy of the worst kind. Just look what they say or do about their Barbarian-Satanic projects such as MK Ultra and Mind Control projects in the West. The West openly tries to enslave children and to turn children into s-ex slaves and spies. But they still pretend that the West cares about children’s rights or human rights! Now it’s clear what the End of America or the End of the West really means. Now it’s clear why the wise Americans refer to America as A Nation of Sheep. America, like the UK, is really A Nation of Slaves. If you search the internet, you can find many documents about MK Ultra Project, Congressional hearings, MK Ultra Mind Control Hearing, or the victim testimonies of mind control projects and barbarian projects in the US and the West. Such facts should create a Big Revolution in the US and the West. But A Nation of Sheep or A Nation of Slaves don’t care about such important facts. The Tragedy of Idiocy in the West is unbelievable. They are really a Nation/ Society in a state of Trance (Jama-at Chorty, Mellat Khab-Zadeh/ Nashe …) They are the United States of Trance. But they still pretend that a Nation of Sheep is a modern nation; and Sheeple, slaves and barbarians are modern people !”.

As some Iranians say: “the fate of A Nation of Sheep is clear. Disinformation and Misinformation tactics cannot change the facts and their fate. They stupidly say a Nation of Sheep is an modern/ advanced nation, but Iran is a backward nation because in and after 2009 all sane humans could see how wise and modern is the Iranian nation. In today’s world, the only nation that fight against bullies, barbarians, tyrants, all forces of Darkness and all bad guys is the Iranian nation, the great nation of Persia. But they say Iranians are backward people, because Iranians don’t want to be slaves and because Iran’s people and the Cradle of Culture & Civilization (Iran/ Persia) ask all humans to join the force of Light, and to fight against Demons (Deevs), Bullies, Barbarians and the force of Darkness. All barbarians and bad guys want to destroy Iran, the Land of Aryans, because Iran is the Home of the Good and the Home of Human Values, and because many humans can see the power of the Iranian Logic, the power of the Truth, and the power of Iranian values. They hate Iran, the Land of Aryans, because they hate the Good, the Truth and the Human values. They are bad retards. They proudly say: the Barbarian West tries to hurt, bully and enslave all nations and all humans, and it’s a good thing. They are proud of their Barbarian West and their inhumanity and insanity. But now all normal humans are becoming aware, and can see the West’s true face, as they can see that the Real Solution is Awareness and caring about Iranian values”.


West and Rouhanis: Truths or Bad Jokes ?

October 27, 2014

The bad guys still try to hurt Iranians, to tell big lies, and to censor all news. In this year (2014), the bad guys still insist on sowing the seeds of hate and shattering all illusions, and Iranians use satire as a tool to criticize the bad guys. Here lets take a look at one of these satirical comments.

Some wise Iranians say: “Rouhani’s acts and the West’s systematic Lies and Censorship are so ridiculous. So lets use satire to see what the West and its Rouhanis really do and say. (What you read here) is just a satire. But it’s important to note that what Rouhanis (ie Mullahs) do and say is not very different from the satirical versions of their acts or speeches. Rouhani’s acts and Rouhani’s speeches are so shameful and so ridiculous. In 2013 and 2014, and in his Orwellian speeches, Rouhani tells Stupid and Orwellian crap like this: In the name of Satan. In the name of Great Britain. As we know, and as the Ayatollah UK media says, we have converted Iran into ‘Heaven on Earth’. We have increased Censorship, Tyranny, Oppression and IMF Plans; and as we know, it’s the real Freedom and Democracy. As we know, and as the Ayatollah UK media says, Censorship is Freedom, and Tyranny is Democracy. I am Rouhani, and I am not a Colonel. I am worse than a Colonel. As you know, I have implemented the IMF plans in Iran, and I have created more poverty, more injustice, more corruption and more censorship in Iran. In fact, I have tried to fuck this country, and to convert this country into ‘Heaven on Earth’. So, Iranians love Rouhani, and that’s why Iranians say: Rouhani is a Free-Mason (FM); Rouhani is a stupid faggot; Rouhani is a British spy. Iranians say: Rouhani, like all Mullahs, is a liar, an enemy of the people, and a puppet of the West. Iranians say such things, because Iranians love Rouhani and all Mullahs. Mullahs are Free-Masons (FMs), and sons of Satan. So, Mullahs are good guys and men of God. The 2014 Referendum shows that the 97% of Iranians hate all Mullahs and all Islamists. But as U.K. media says, Iranian people love Mullahs and Islamists. The 97% of Iranians hate all Rouhanis and all Islamists so much. Only the 3% (ie whores, Basiji faggots & non-Iranian spies) love and support us. But as the Ayatollah Britain, the Ayatollah Chomsky and the Ayatollah CIA say it means that all Iranians love and support Mullahs. And this is our British logic, our Mullah logic. When the 97% of people hate you and spit at you, you should say: all people love you and support you. Some refer to this logic as ‘Khod Goozi, Khod Khandi …’ (you Fart, and you think all people love Farters because Farters are great men … ) But the UK, Mullahs and FMs love this Orwellian Logic. The 97% of Iranians people hate us and curse us, but we pretend that they love us. We and our FM Brothers (ie Basiji Brothers, British Brothers and other barbarians) are such liars. We even say Iranian people love Iran’s enemies; or Iranian people love tyranny, oppression, poverty or economic problems, and that’s why we increase internet censorship in Iran, and that’s why we implement our Zionist IMF plans and create more poverty in Iran. Yah, Iranians laugh at Rouhani and the Ayatollah BBC. They say our logic is ‘Khod Goozi, Khod Khandi …’. But who care about Iran or Iranians. Who care about the Truth. The UK and Mullahs hate the Truth. The West hates the Truth. So Curses on the Truth. God bless Satan and Big lies. We Mullahs are the sons of Satan. Mullahs tell big lies, because Mullahs don’t believe in God. Mullahs and Islamists tell big lies, kill people, steal people’s money (Beit Al-Mal), fuck & violate people’s rights (Haq Al-Nas) and do all evil things, because Mullahs and Islamists don’t believe in God. Some ask: Mullahs and Islamists are Religious fanatics, Atheists, Big Liars, Satanists, Barbarians or what?! But the answer is clear. Mullahs, like the West, just care about money and power. The West’s God is the Devil, as the Mullah’s God is Satan. The Master of Mullahs is the UK and the Ayatollah Great Satan. Mullahs and Islamists hate Iran and Iranians. Mullahs are Tazis/ Arabs, not Iranians. Mullahs hate the Truth, the Good and Iran’s people. We don’t need Iran’s people. When the Ayatollah UK media and the Ayatollah US media censor all news, tell big lies, love us and support us, we don’t need people. Curses on Iran, and Curses on Iranian people. Iranians say: Rouhani is Ravani (Rouhani is a stupid psycho); Rouhani is a FM like Hajji Baba and AN; Rouhani is worse than AhmadiNejad (AN) and Hajji Baba; Rouhani is a stooge of the IMF; Rouhani is a puppet of the UK. But who cares about Iran and Iranians. Rouhani is proud to be a puppet of the Ayatollah IMF. Rouhani is proud of licking the ass of the Ayatollah Barbarian UK. Rouhani increases Internet Censorship, but the UK supports Rouhani. Rouhani increases Fil-tering and Censorship, but the Ayatollah Great Satan supports Rouhani. Iranians hate Rouhani, but the UK and the USA love and support Rouhani. So Rouhani is proud to be a British spy. Iranians say: Rouhani is worse than AhmadiNejad (AN) and Hajji Baba. Rouhani is a stupid faggot. But Rouhani is proud to be a stupid faggot. Rouhani, like all English Mullahs and all sons of Satan, is proud of telling big lies and licking the Devil’s ass. What’s the use of being a good guy? What’s the use of being honest, human or cultured man? What’s the use of Telling the Truth? What’s the use of caring about Iranian values or Human values? Can you become a billionaire, when you care about the Truth? Can you become a rich guy, when you care about human values? Rouhanis and Islamists are millionaires and billionaires, because they tell big lies, steal people’s money (Beit Al-Mal), embezzle public money, fuck & violate people’s rights (Haq Al-Nas) and do all evil things. Rouhanis and Islamists are a bunch of crooks, thieves and barbarians. We Mullahs and Islamists are animals, not humans. But we are proud of it. We Rouhanis and Islamists love barbarity, oppression and censorship. We Mullahs worship Satan, and love Sadism & Censorship. And Censorship is vital, because If we don’t censor all facts, and if we don’t tell big lies, and if we allow all people to have a voice or to freely debate with us, then we should go to hell and fuck ourselves because we have no rational thing and no logical thing to say. Our Mullah crap/ bullshits just make all people laugh. So, our logic is the Logic of Sword. If we don’t censor all facts and the voices of all people, then we have no place in the world. We Mullahs are enemies of Truth and Logic. We Mullahs and Islamists, like our FM Brothers and our Tazi brothers (ie our Arab brothers + our Zionist brothers) oppress and suppress all people and critics, because our logic is Barbarity, Bloodshed, Bullying and Barbarism. Yes friends, the Savage West and Islamists (ie Basijis, Saudis, ISIS/ ISIL etc) are two sides of the same satanic coin. Basiji Brothers, like their FM/ Tazi/ British Barbarian brothers, are slaves of Satan and Big Brother. Rouhani licks the UK’s ass, hurts Iranians and obeys the West’s orders, because Rouhani is a not a Colonel. Rouhani is a British FM. As the Mullah media openly said, Rouhani’s main goal is: Hurting Iranians and Humiliating Iran. Rouhani just tries to hurt Iranians, and to serve the interests of Iran’s enemies. It’s his mission, and he is proud of his mission”.

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“I am Rouhani, and I am proud of licking the ass of the UK. I am Rouhani, a FM; and I am proud of licking the ass of the West and serving the West’s interests. I don’t care about Iran and Iranian people. I am Rouhani, and I am proud that I just try to implement the Zionist IMF plans in Iran. Rouhani, like all Mullahs, is Anti-Iran and Anti-Iranian. Rouhani defends the Anti-Iran IMF plans, the Anti-Iran Filtering and Censorship, the Anti-Iran Britain, the Anti-Iran Arabs, the Anti-Iran Barbarians and the anti-Iran Basijis who killed Iranian people in 2009, and who still attack Iranian people with acid and other Barbarian/ British/ Saudi tools and traditions. I am Rouhani, and Rouhanis (ie Mullahs) defend killers and Rapists, but suppress/ kill victims of Rape. I am Rouhani, an Enemy of the Iranian women and Iranian men, but a friend of Killers, Rapists, British Barbarians, Basijs, Tazis and other enemies of Iran. In these days, Mullah Mahdavi Kani died, and the 97% of Iranians were so happy. The 97% of Iranians hated him, and referred to him as Abu Sufyan, Amr ibn al-As, English Mullah, FM, crook, thief, bastard, animal etc. But I am Rouhani, and I forced all media to have public mourning for this FM brother, not for Iranian women or victims of acid attacks. Iranian people laugh and say: ‘the 3% have a Masonic Mourning for the Ayatollah Abu Sufyan’. Iranians hate all Mullahs. Iranians say Rouhani and other Mullahs are like Yazid, Muawiyah, Abu Musa Ashaari etc. But who cares about Iran and Iranians. The Religion of Mullahs, like all Jewish/ Tazi Cults, is the Religion of Lies and the Religion of howling, barking and shedding crocodile tears. The Religion of Mullahs, like all Tazi/ Jewish cults, is Anti-Happiness, Anti-Humanity and Anti-Honesty. The Religion of Mullahs, like the Religion of the West & ISIS, is a Satanic religion of barking, farting, bullying and lying. Iranian people hate such Satanic religions. But the West and our FM Brothers love Satanism and Satanic cults. In the 2014 Referendum, aka the IMF Referendum, the 97% of Iranians shit on me, and on Hozeh, Rozeh, and all Mullahs. I know that all Iranians hate Mullahs and the Ayatollah IMF. But I am Rouhani, and me and my Anti-Iranian Cabinet still try to increase all prices, to cut all subsidies, to create high inflation, and to privatize everything – from public schools and hospitals to public transports and public places. I am Rouhani, a puppet of the IMF. The Ayatollah IMF asks me to implement Satanic plans, and I just try to implement the Zionist IMF plans. I don’t care about Iran and Iranians. Now all Iranians shit on me and my IMF privatization plans. Iranians ask why I obey the IMF’s orders and try to fuck and privatize public schools, hospitals and everything. But it’s my Masonic mission. I am a Mullah and a FM, and I cannot stop licking the ass of Big Brother. I know that the 97% of Iranians hate me and shit on me. But I am a slave of Big Brother, and I don’t need Iran’s people. Who made me president? who loves me and supports me? Our brothers in the UK and the USA. Rouhani and AhmaniNejad (AN) are the same. All Mullahs and Islamists are stooges of the same Big Brother. Who created the 2009 CIA Coup? Who killed Iranian people? Who support the 3%, but suppress and censor the 97%? Our brothers in the UK and the USA. The Ayatollah BBC is my media. The Ayatollah Guardian is our media. The Ayatollah UK media helps me and supports me. So, we don’t care about Iran and Iranians. Who cares about what Iranians say about the Ayatollah BBC, the Ayatollah Britain or the Ayatollah IMF. The Big Brother’s Mafia controls the West, the media and everything. We Mullahs love and worship the West, because the West is Anti-Iran, Anti-Democracy and Anti-Humanity. In the West, journalists and intellects -like politicians, capitalists, marxists, clergymen, Christian fatalists and Jewish fanatics – have sold their souls to the Devil. In fact, the West is the home of the Evil, and the Land of Barbarians. So, Mullahs love the West. Tazis and Mullahs love the West, because In the West, God is Dead. In the West, Democracy is Dead. In the West, Privacy is Dead. In the West, Liberalism is Dead. In the West, Journalism is Dead. In the West, Free Press is Dead. In the West, Goodness is Dead. In the West, Humanity is Dead. And that’s why we Mullahs love the West. The Savage West is our teacher and our master. Iranians say Rouhani is Hajji Baba. But Rouhani is proud to be a Hajji Baba. Now Brothers and Hajjis control the World; and everything is Khar-to-Khar (donkey-into-donkey) or Hajji-into-Hajji. Now Hajji Hussein (Obama), Hajji Abbas (Iraq-chi/ Basiji), Hajji Shemr-man (Sherman), Hajji Bitch (UK Queen), Hajji Whore (Ashton) and other Hajjis and Brothers control everything. Hajji Cameron, Hajji Hassan (Rouhani) and Hajji Hussein (Obama) are FM Brothers, and play with the world. Yah, Iranians laugh at us. Iranians shit on Wendy SherMan and say: this Kos SherMan is a stupid bitch or a crappy whore, and Lying, Barbarity, Wickedness and Stupidity is part of her DNA. But as Hajji Abbas (Iraq-chi) and other Brothers said, Shemr-man is a close friend of Mullahs. Iranian people know Jang-e Zargari (Sham Fights). Iranian people know who is behind the 2009 CIA Coup and the 1979 FM Coup. Now all Iranians know and hate Mullahs, Mujaheds, Monarchists, Marxists and other puppets of the West. But the West and the Media censor the voices of all Iranians, and so, we can bury our heads in the sand. We can tell Orwellian jokes, and we can think all people are as blind and brainless as ourselves. The West and its media help us. We Rouhanis increase censorship & suppression, but the West and its media say we ease or decrease censorship & suppression! We Rouhanis increase internet censorship/ filtering/ MITM attacks, but the West and its media censor all news and tell the exact opposite of the Truth. So, we can try to bury our heads in the sand, to make people even angrier, and to make a fool of ourselves. Yes brothers, the West and Mullahs have sold their souls to the Devil. Iranians and other good guys are stupid, and say: those who accepts Evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with Evil. But we Mullahs/ Islamists are proud of cooperating with Evil, and selling our souls to the Devil … “.

As some wise Iranians say: “When Rouhani says such stupid and Orwellian things, the UK media and the US media censor all facts, and report: ‘In his good and modern speech, Rouhani slams Internet Censorship, and defends Internet Freedom. Rouhani is really a Reformist and a Freedom-Fighter. Rouhani really cares about Iran, Iranians, Freedom and Democracy. Rouhani is really a friend of the UK and the West. Rouhani is really our (FM) Brother. Rouhani and Islamist-Reformists love the West and Western values, but Iranians hate the West and Western values’. If you want to understand the West better, you should increase your understanding of the animal world. In the past, the West was the land of Barbarians, and now the West is Animal Farm. So you should place them on the level of stupid wild animals, because they are still proud of bullying others, hurting others, censoring facts and telling big lies. They are still proud to be sadists and censors. They are proud of lying, bullying and bullshitting. In the past, Western Barbarians and British Barbarians intentionally tried to attack, torture, rape, massacre, mutilate, eat and incinerate humans simply for not being a slave of the West. But in recent centuries, they wore modern masks, and tried to create democratic illusions, and to fool/ brainwash people. But now even the West’s people talk about the Fallen Masks and the true face of the West. Now the West’s good guys say: ‘In the West, the Idea of Democracy is Dead‘ ! (Oct 2014) They even say: ‘In the 1940s and 1950s public school courses such as history and literature were largely up to the individual teacher. Consequently, there was a lot of diversity in what was taught. (But after that) a form of national brainwashing was put in place that instilled in the young false beliefs about the West and the world .. Now any criticism of America is an unpatriotic act .. In the 21st century it has become increasingly difficult to protest in the US .. They regard protests as a threat to the status quo, and not as a way to express public dissent from government policies .. The purpose of government in the US is not to serve the will of the people, but to conform the behavior of the people to the will of the government .. the same thing appears to be the case in Australia, Canada, the UK and Europe .. In the UK, most people (hate the UK regime) .. In the West, (election shows) serve as a cloak to mask the Death of Democracy’ (Oct 2014) Now Iranians and the West’s good guys talk about ‘the Fall of Journalism’ or ‘the Collapse of Journalism’. They even say: ‘In the West, the Age of Reason was actually the Age of TReason (Treason)! What the West did and does is nothing but committing treason against the Truth and the Humanity’. Now, in 2014, the West’s good guys say: ‘The West is Entering A New Dark Age’ (2014) or ‘The Dark Ages Are Coming’ (2014) or ‘Welcome To The NEW Dark Age’ ! (Sep 2014) They openly say: ‘The Death, or at least the Dark Age of Western Civilization is quickly approaching .. America is entering into a new Dark Ages .. Do Americans, like the people of the Dark Ages, want to hold on to their ignorance for centuries? If Americans remain ignorant, then Freedom of expression will be lost, Privacy will be lost, Basic Rights will be lost .. the Civilized World today has really only one Enemy: the West’s Evil Empire and those (who have sold their souls to the Devil)”.


2014 Farce: Western Culture, Tazi Cults

September 15, 2014

In this year (2014), many cannot believe their eyes and their ears when they see how the bad guys censor almost all news, tell big lies and show their true colors, because as many say: “It’s just too Ridiculous to be true; It’s just too Silly to be true; It’s just too good to be true!“. The 2014 events are really ridiculous, but very informative. As some wise Iranians say: “the West and its stooges have lost their minds, and that’s why they are showing their true colors in this way. The West is now following the footsteps of Hitler, Stalin, Nazis, Fascists and other Western Barbarians. The 2014 Farce and what the stupid West is doing just show that the West and its stooges are suffering from the Mad Cow Disease. This year (2014) is full of good jokes, sick jokes and bad jokes -which can show you the truths”. So, here lets take a look at some of these jokes, the 2014 Jokes:

As some Iranians say: “Kissinger is a symbol of Western Imperialism. The Western media worships Kissinger, and refers to him as ‘American Brain’ ! But this American brain, Henry Kissinger, is a follower of Machiavelli and says: ‘ISIS is a group of adventurers [!!] with an aggressive ideology [!] But they have to conquer more and more territory [!!] before they can became a reality’ ! (NPR, Sep 2014) This ‘American Brain’ is really brainless, and reveals the true face of the West’s Barbarian Culture. This American Brain refer to Barbarians as Adventurers! This American Brain (what a joke) says Barbarians are either Aggressive men or a groups of Adventurers! But the difference between Barbaric (Barbarous) and Aggressive is quite clear, as the difference between Barbarians and Adventurers is quite clear. Only Kissinger and Modern Barbarians can say: ‘Barbarians are Adventurers – who can conquer more and more territory’ or ‘Barbarity and killing/ butchering children & innocent people in Iraq and Syria is Adventure’ ! But according to this Western Logic, Hitler and Nazis were just a group of Adventurers, too! According to Kissinger’s Logic, the 9/11 or the Holocaust was just an Adventure! Kissinger actually says Hitler and Nazis, like American and English Colonialists, just had an aggressive ideology and wanted to conquer more and more territory. Kissinger actually says that Western Barbarians and Western Imperialists -who killed and massacred hundreds of millions of innocent people in Africa, Asia, America, Australia etc- were just a group of Adventurers! According to Kissinger’s Logic, Nazis and European Barbarians were just Adventurers and had every right to kill millions of Jews, and to create the Holocaust! When they see Barbarians as Adventurers, the Land of Barbarians (ie the West) becomes the Land of Adventurers!, and it’s exactly what their media says. Kissinger is a symbol of the West’s Barbarian Culture. Pigs like Kissinger are actually ‘Barbarians in Modern Suites’ (BarBar-e Cot-Shalvari). In Iran, the English-Western defenders of Mullahs were called ‘Akhund-e Cot-Shalvari’ (A Mullah in modern suite). And now pigs like Kissinger and Chomsky can be called ‘BarBar-e Cot-Shalvari’ (A Barbarian in Modern Suite, or Modern Barbarians)”.

As some Iranians say: “ISIS or ISIL (DAESH) badly shows the true face of the West. Almost all people know how the US and the UK created ISIS/ ISIL in Syria, and how the West and savage Arabs (Saudis etc) supported ISIS/ ISIL in Syria and Iraq. But the stupid America still refers to savage Arabs and Saudi Arabia as America’s Allies! The USA really deserved the 9/11, and their Arab allies -who created the 9/11- really deserve Slavery and Exploitation. Now American Barbarians and their Arab Allies – ie those who created and supported ISIL, Taliban and the 9/11- want to fight against ISIL ! It’s among the best jokes of all times. ISIS wants to fight against ISIS ! The Evil wants to fight against the Devil ! Terrorists want to fight against Terrorism! Savage Arabs want to fight against Savage Arabs! The USA and its Arab allies deserve each other. Now Obama and US officials prove that America really deserved the 9/11. Tazis (savage Arabs/ Jews) and the Savage West are the same shit. Now the US media, ie the King of Stupidity, reports: ‘A Saudi-funded newspaper, Al Hayat, did a poll in Saudi Arabia and found that 92% of Saudis believe that ISIS conforms to their Islam in Saudi Arabia‘ ! (Sep 2014) The USA and its Arab Allies are such stupid barbarians. For thousands of years, Western Culture was Barbarian Culture, the culture of Barbarians. And now Western Culture is an Orwellian Culture, or as many say, Western Culture is a Machiavellian Culture. In the West, the culture of Barbarity, the culture of Hypocrisy, the culture of Lying, the culture of Censorship and the culture of Secrecy are still deep and strong. The West openly praise Tazis (savage Arabs/ Jews) and see Tazis as America’s Jewish-Arab Allies! Now the USA, the UK and the EU openly and shamelessly defend Terrorist groups like MEK/ NRC/ MKO (Rajavi Cult), but at the same time, they want to fight against their beloved Terrorists and their beloved Terrorism! The West and its Tazi Allies are the United Barbarians […] In the West’s Animal Farm, Barbarians, Tazis and Terrorists are heroes”.

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As some Iranians say: “In Sep 2014, the Mullah TV airs a program about ‘Cult and Ideology’ ! Mullahs and defenders of Mullah Cult and Mullah Ideology blame and condemn ‘Cult and Ideology, and say: Cult or Ideology is Evil! It’s so funny. But it’s not whole story. Their program about ‘Cult and Ideology’ had a funny name/ title: ‘In Bed with Brothers (Dar Aqush-e Yaran) ! This good program, ‘In Bed with Brothers’, just reminded you of the 1980s, when Iranians made funny jokes about Mullahs and Basijis. In the 1980s, many Persian jokes were called ‘In Bed with Basiji’, ‘In Bed with Islamists’ or In Bed with Mullahs (Bia Dar Aqush-e … )! But now even Mullahs confess that what Iran’s people already said about ‘In Bed with Mullahs and Great Leader’ was not a myth. Now when you watch their ‘In Bed with Brothers’ film, you can easily understand: (1) the real name/ title of this film is: In Bed with Great Leader (Dar Aqush-e Rahbar)!, and it’s exactly what Iranians said (2) Rank and file members of the Mullah system hate their leaders (Mullahs). They know that Mullahs and Ideological leaders are corrupt pigs. They know why the 97% of Iranians hate the Mullah Cult and the Basij Cult. So, they now confess that MEK Cult, Mullah Cult, Basij Cult, Qom Cult and Hozeh Cult are Evil Cuts or Orwellian-Machiavellian Cults (3) when the Mullah TV airs programs about ISIL (DEASH) and MEK, the first reaction of Iranians is: Ajab ! so, their own Mullah Cult or Basij Cult is Evil, too. MEK Cult or DEASH Cult is like Basij Cult, Mullah Cult, Qom Cult and other Big Brother’s Cults (4) Mullahs are bankrupt and brainless idiots. They know that Tazi Cults are Satanic Cults. They can see that their own Tazi Logic is ridiculous. They can see the Power of Iranian Logic. But as Mullahs are Tazis and followers of Machiavelli, Kissinger and US-British barbarians, Mullahs and their Mullah TV often talk and act like Tazis and ISIS, and say many Anti-Iranian things”.

As some Iranians say: “Mullahs and their Mullah TV have badly confused, and suffer from Goh Gijeh (shitty confusion). One day they become Liberal; and one day they become DEASH-i ! One day they repeat what Tazis (savage Arabs/ Jews) say; and one day, they repeat what Iranians say! Now, in Aug & Sep 2014, IRINN (Mullah TV’s channel 6) badly repeats (QerQereh) what Sadeq Hedayat and other Iranian intellectuals/ thinkers already said ! For instance, IRINN says: ‘DEASH Islam is like Saudi Islam [!] They use Saudi laws and savage Arabs’ laws. Their Satanic cult is of Saudi origin’ ! But Mullahs have forgotten that their own cult is of Saudi-Tazi origin, too. Mullahs hate our Iranian values, our Iranian Tolerance, Iranian Religions and Iranian Culture. Mullahs lick the Tazi ass. Mullah Cult is a Tazi cult. But now Mullahs say: ‘Tazi Cults are Satanic Cults’ ! If Mullahs really change, and if they really stop acting like Tazis (savage Arabs/ Jews), it can be a good thing. But Mullahs and Islamists are hypocrites and stupid bastards. Now their Mullah TV repeats Iranian words (Hedayat’s words etc) and say: ‘ISIL and (bad Arabs) were savage barbarous people and lived in empty deserts. So their religious laws are barbarian laws‘ !! (Sep 2014) Can you believe it?! Now Iranians just laugh and say: ‘Since when Mullahs have become such modern and open-minded people?! Mullahs are stupid bastards, but the good Muslims are actually followers of Iranian Islam and Iranian values. Tazis, savage Arabs and savage Saudis hate Iranian values like Truth, Tolerance, Peace, Sympathy, Humanity, Logic etc. ISIL religion is of Tazi origin, as the West’s religions is of Tazi origin. But good and modern religions are of Iranian origin. The Jewish Bible is the Bible of Barbarians. But Mullahs still worship Barbarians and their Satanic cults”.

As some Iranians say: “Mullahs and their Great Satan are bad jokes. Now Mullahs (Rouhanis) openly defend Islamic Capitalism and Islamic Westernization! Now they openly say: ‘Mullah Al-Afghani -ie the father of Islamism and Mullahism- was the Father of Islamic
Westernization
! But it’s not the whole story. In Sep 2014, Rouhani’s Health minister openly says: ‘Health Care is a Business [!] We should see Hospital and Health care as Business or Commercial activity [!] Nurses and Doctors are actually businessmen (Bimarestan yek Bongah Eqtesadi-e; Kar-e Bimarestan yek Kar-e Eqtesadi-e …) !! Can you believe it?! The West and the Left censor such news and all facts, but any sane person knows what it means. Rouhani’s plans are nothing but the Orwellian-Capitalist Plans of their Zionist IMF. In Sep 2014, Rouhani’s men say: Health Care is a Business! Nurses and Doctors are actually businessmen! And in Aug 2014, Rouhani himself said: ‘Education is a Business; School and Education is a commercial activity; Teachers and School’s managers are actually businessmen, and we should allow Big Corporations and Rich guys to manage our schools‘ ! Can you believe it?! It’s exactly what Rouhani says (Mullah TV aired Rouhani’s shameful speech). Rouhanis are actually ultra-Capitalist pigs and ultra-stupid pigs, and that’s why their Zionist IMF and their Great Satan love and support Rouhanis. As our people say: ‘when their Health care workers are businessmen, it’s obvious why even their hospitals and their doctors have been polluted with Bribery and Corruption’ ! All Iranians know corrupt Mullahs and corrupt Islamists, and ask: ‘What has happened to $800 billions of our oil money in the AN’s era? AhmadiNejad (AN) was a Jewish convert, a Jewish spy, and AN and his friends should be tried for terrible Corruption (Bokhor Bokhor), hurting Iran and Iranians, and implementing the Enemy’s plans like the IMF’s plans and the 2009 Coup’. But Rouhanis still worship their Zionist IMF and their Great Satan”.

As some Iranians say: “Now the Mullah TV (IRINN etc) says: ‘Tazi laws and Saudi laws like Victory (Al-Nasr) By Terror (Al-Rob) are Barbarian laws’ ! (Sep 2014) But as our people say to Mullahs: ‘Ajab ! But isn’t it your own fucking Mullah law?!’ ! The 2009 Coup and all these years showed that the main laws of Mullahs are Tazi laws like ‘Victory By Terror’. The 2009 Coup and all these years also show that the main laws of the West are Orwellian-Barbarian laws like The Law of the Jungle. The Mullah Logic is Tazi Logic, the Logic of Sword, and that’s why Mullahs openly defend Systematic Censorship, Orwellian Filtering and Evil Fire-wall. All Tazis -from savage Arabs, ISIL and Saudis to Zionists and Mullahs- have no rational thing to say. All Tazis – including Mullahs & Islamists- have no logical thing to say, and that’s why you love and defend Systematic Censorship, Tyranny, Terror, Oppression, Suppression, Sadism, Filtering, the Logic of Sword and Victory by Terror. The Logic of Sword and Terror is part of Tazi Cults and Satanic Religions. Now the Mullah TV says: ‘ISIS (DEASH) is following Saudi rules and (Tazi traditions) [!!] ISIS (DEASH) defends Forced hijab, Forced prayer, Forced friday prayer and Forced Gender Segregation [!!] ISIL (DAESH) says Watching sport games or watching music tools is forbidden [!!] ISIL (DEASH) is following barbarian rules of Saudis’ ! (Sep 2014) Can you believe it?! It’s a case of the pot calling the kettle black. But now Iranian people laugh, and say to Mullahs: ‘Areh Arvahe […] Your own Mullah laws are not Saudi laws?! Mullahs and Islamists are not following Saudi rules or Tazi Cults?! Both Mullahs and DEASH defend Forced hijab, forced prayer, Gender segregation and other forced things and barbaric things. Both Mullahs and ISIS say watching sport games (for women) or watching music tools (for all people) is forbidden! Mullahs and other Tazis (ie savage Arabs/ Jews) are sworn enemies of Iran and Iranian values”.

We should write more about the Mullah Evil Fire-wall, and their new Orwellian acts. But as some Iranians say: “the story of ‘the West, Rouhani and the Evil Fire-wall’ is one of the worst jokes of all times. In 2014, in the Rouhani’s era, Internet Censorship, Filtering, Spying, Tracking, Surveillance and all Orwellian acts have increased by 100% to 200% (For more info, check Archive for: ‘Behind the Evil Fire-wall’). But it’s not the whole story. Now, in Aug & Sep 2014, the Mullah Evil Fire-wall uses Dark IPs and Fake IPs at ISP level. In the past, Iran’s ISPs didn’t use Dark IPs and Fake IPs. But now Mullahs and their Western-made Evil Fire-wall are forcing all ISPs to use Dark IPs, Fake IPs and Mullah Machines of Orwellian Surveillance. In fact, Rouhani just tries to increase Internet Censorship, Filtering, Mass Spying and all Orwellian acts in Iran. But the UK and the US censor all news and all facts, and just tell Orwellian lies and Orwellian jokes like: Rouhani Is Bringing Internet Freedoms Back To Iran !!! or ‘Internet Censorship Change under Rouhani’ !!! This level of Censorship and Lying is ridiculous. All Iranians and informed people know that the West (ie UK, USA and EU) created The Mullah Evil Fire-wall. Mullahs and their Great Satan created the 2009 Coup and the Anti-Iran Sadism, and showed the true face of the Mullah Cult and the Western values (Western Culture). Now it’s quite clear that Rouhani is a new Hajji Baba, a new AhmadiNejad (AN) and a stupid spy/ stooge of the West. Now when Mullahs talk about DAESH, their Great Satan or their Zionist IMF, Iranians just laugh and use a lot of F-words (polite remarks are: ‘Areh Arvahe […] Pofyooza have no shame […] ). Now it’s quite clear why the 97% of Iranians hate this English Pofyooz (Rouhani), all Mullahs and all puppets of the West. Now it’s quite clear that If Iranians and good guys want a better future, they should fight against the West’s Modern Barbarians. Mullahs are Tazis (savage Arabs/ Jews), and sworn enemies of Iranians. Mullah laws are Tazi-Barbarian laws like Victory By Terror and the Logic of Sword. But Iran’s main problem is Modern Barbarians like Kissinger, Chomsky, the US, the EU and the UK – who are behind Tazis and Islamists”.

As some Iranians say: “Modern Barbarians control the West and the Media, and try to control the whole world and to enslave all humans. But these years show that the West’s Modern Barbarians are nearing the End. The story of ‘America and ISIL (DAESH) in Syria and Iraq’, like the story of ‘the IMF and Rouhanis’, can show you many things. The USA and its Arab Allies are bad jokes. Now their media reports: ‘A Saudi-funded newspaper, Al Hayat, did a poll in Saudi Arabia, of Saudi public opinion. They found that more than 90% of Saudis believe that ISIS conforms to Saudi Islam‘ ! (Sep 2014) But the USA and the West love Tazis and Terrorists, and call them America’s Arab-Jewish Allies! They really deserved the 9/11 attacks. Now the 97% of Iranians hate all Islamists and all bad guys. So, the US Modern Barbarians try to hurt Iranians, and to help Terrorists and Tazis. Even good Westerners, good Arabs and good Jews know and hate Terrorists and Tazis, ie the West’s Jewish-Arab allies. Now even little kids know that the West created ISIS/ ISIL, and the West’s Tazi Allies support ISIL/ ISIS. Now even the Arab media says: DAESH acts like Nazis and (Tazis)’ ! Tazis are savage Arabs/ Jews. But the West loves Tazis and sworn enemies of Iran and Iranian values like Truth, Tolerance, Peace, Humanity etc. Western Culture is really the Culture of Barbarians and Human-eaters. In the West’s Barbarian Culture, whores are heroes, barbarians are friends, and good guys are enemies”.

As some Iranians say: ‘Can you imagine the Mullah TV talking about Orgasm and Benefits of Orgasm?! In Aug 2014, the Mullah TV and its Basiji whores talked about ‘Benefits of Orgasm’ ! In a Mullah Family Show, their Basiji doctor praised Orgasm and Benefits of Orgasm!, and their female host, which was a Basiji whore, said: I really envy those who can enjoy Orgasm and the benefits of Orgasm! When Islamists say such things, Iranians can only laugh, use F-words, and say for instance: ‘their Mullah TV has become Orgasm TV for Islamists?! .. Enqelab Shodeh ?! (Mullah have been toppled, and a new Revolution has been created?!) .. Islamists are sex addicts, ‘Slaves of Sex’, Slaves of Money, and Slaves of Satanl their Mullah TV is Rozeh TV and Hozeh TV, but now, this Rozeh TV airs Rozeh Orgasm! ‘Orgasm and Rozeh’ seems paradoxical. But the religions of Barbarians and Tazi Cults are full of shitty paradoxes and apparent contradictions’. Tazi cults, Saudi laws and Jewish traditions are very Self-contradictory. Tazis are bad jokes. Their Mullah TV says: ‘In heaven and paradise, the language is Tazi Language, and if you want to go to heaven, you should know Tazi language’ ! (Aug 2014) But the Mullah media say: ‘Why we should say such Satanic and Anti-Iranian things in our Mullah TV? Do we want to prove that Mullahs are Ajnabi (non-Iranian pigs) or (Mullahs are Tazis -savage Arabs/ Jews) ?!’ (Aug 2014) Now Iranians put comments at the Mullah media’s websites and say: ‘fuck you Tazi Mullahs, and fuck your Tazi heaven .. Your fucking Arab/ Jewish Heaven is our Hell ! A place in which Killers, Rapists, Liars, Sex addicts, Thugs, Barbarians, DEASH, Taliban, Zionists etc live is a real Hell, not Heaven! .. Heaven or Paradise is an Iranian concept and is where good guys and cultured people like good Iranians live. But Gehenna is a (Jewish name/ concept) and a place in which Tazis, devils, Western barbarians and other barbarians live, and fuck each other”.

As some Iranians say: “In the 19th century, the neo-barbarians invaded Persia, killed millions of Iranians and occupied many parts of Iran – including todays Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Azerbaijan, Georgia, Armenia, Torkmenistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Persian lands/ islands in the Persian Gulf, etc. All educated people (not Sheeple) are aware of this issue. They also know Turk-Mongol barbarians and their barbarian invasions to Iran, India, China etc. But this English Rouhani praise Iran’s enemies, Turk-Mongol barbarians and Western Barbarians. Instead of saying that our brothers and sisters in Tajikistan, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Azerbaijan etc were and are Iranian people, Rouhani just makes Iran’s enemies happy. Instead of condemning Torkmenchai and Barbarian invasions, this English Rouhani defends Barbarians and sworn enemies of Iran. We all know Turkistan. Turko-Mongols were savage barbarous tribes, who lived in Turkistan-Mongolia. Since the ancient time, Iranians have always talked about ‘Path to Turkistan’, and said to the bad guys: ‘Een Rah keh tu miravi beh Turkistan ast’ ! (Your path is a Path to Turkistan!, that means: your path is a very wrong and stupid path, a path to Destruction, a path to Downfall) But British Barbarians and English Rouhanis love ‘Path to Turkistan’. It’s obvious why the English Lie Factory and the Big Brother’s media love barbarians, defend sworn enemies of Iran, use ‘Divide and Rule‘ tactics, and try to not allow all Iranians and all good guys to unite against Bad guys and Barbarians. But now even the West’s good guys know that all good guys should unite against the Dark forces. The West’s Evil Empire is a big loser. They can censor the facts, but they cannot change the reality. People in Tajikistan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Azerbaijan, Torkmenistan, Armenia and all parts of Great Iran are Iranian people and enjoy Iranian Legacy, Iranian Culture and Iranian Civilization. Now all good guys in all around the world care about our Iranian values like Truth, Logic, Tolerance, Humanity, Peace, Love etc. Now the world’s good guys are in the majority, and they actually say to the West, Rouhanis and all bad guys: Your path is a Path to Turkistan”.


How to Read Books: When Lies Tell the Truth

July 24, 2014

“These days are full of Censorship and Censorship; Noise and Parasite; Rozeh and Rozeh (Rozeh means Mourning; Talking nonsense; Lying etc) These days Iran’s people curse all Islamists, and use F words a lot. Now all channels of the Mullah TV have become RozehTV. From morning to night, the Anti-Iran Mullah TV gets on people’s nerves. The Mullah TV is CensorshipTV, and a branch of the West’s Lie Factory. They even censor sports games. Their terrible censorship and their support of Iran’s enemies -from their Zionist IMF to Savage Arabs- just remind you of the UK media. Mullahs and Islamists are worse than animals, and just make Iran’s people even angrier. Mullahs and Islamists are Ajnabi (Arabs/ Jews), slaves of Satan, and sworn enemies of Iran. The Anti-Iran Mullah TV is actually a Zionist-Arab-English TV. Now + 97% of Iranians hate the Mullah TV so much. The West is behind Mullahs, and badly censors such facts. But now even the stupid Mullah media protests against the Mullah TV, because now all Iranians (+97%) openly curse Mullahs/ Islamists and use a stream of invective (F words) when they watch the Mullah TV . All Iranians (+97%) hate slaves of England & Jewish God. Now Iranians say to both savage Arabs and Savage Jews: ‘Hey Animals, Stop killing innocent children; Stop Wars; Stop Barbarism’. But Mullahs and other slaves of Satan, from savage Arabs to savage Jews, love killing innocent children and hurting people, because all of them are sworn enemies of Iran and Iranian values”, some wise Iranians say. We should write more about current events. But here lets focus on a related issue. As some wise Iranians: “the Ministry of Truth controls the press and the media. Book is the symbol of Knowledge. Many still think only scientists, intellects or good guys write books. But unfortunately, it’s a wrong assumption. Now many charlatans, politicians and other bad guys write books. Unfortunately, the bad guys and the Ministry of Truth have polluted many good things, including books, sciences and technology. It’s a bad news. But the good news is that you can know who are the bad guys, and who tell paradoxical jokes. The good news is that even Lies can tell the Truth”. It’s a good point. We want to write a series, “How to Read Books”, on this issue and take a look at some books by using an Iranian theory. As some wise Iranians say: “According to this theory, their books and other products of the Ministry of Truth have three parts: 1)-Comic part, which includes ridiculous lies and apparent paradoxes 2)-Tragic part, which includes a few true things 3)-Tragicomic part, in which they stupidly try to mix a few true things with many big lies, and to reach ridiculous conclusions”. We try to provide examples of using, explaining, and testing this theory. And here lets start with a book about the Pahlavi era. This book is a new book: Parviz Sabeti’s memories, aka “In the Net of Events”, 2012. This book is a long interview with Sabeti, a key member of the Pahlavi’s secret police (Savak). As some wise Iranians say: “After the 1953 CIA coup, they created Savak, and in the 1960s & 1970s, Sabeti became a synonym for Savak (Pahlavi’s Gestapo). The interviewer, or the author of this so-called book, is Erfan Qaneii-Fard. He is a stupid kid, and just reminds you of those whores or baby spies who call themselves historians. Unfortunately little kids become spies and stooges, lose their humanity, and only a few of them can change and become people like Snow-den. Sabeti, 75, joined Gestapo when he was a little kid. Sabeti or Gestapo tells many lies, but shows you many things”. What you here is an excerpt of the book. We have only used a little satirical exaggeration to put emphasis on the depth of tragedy. As some wises Iranians say: “Writing, and also reading, about the Ministry of Truth’s crap would be so boring and unbearable, if you deprive yourself of the joy of a little satirical exaggeration”. So, lets takes a look at the book, and see how Gestapo becomes Libertarian, and how Lies can Tell the Truth:

1 – Comic Part

Q (whore): Iran is a backward country, and Iranians still care about bad things like Independence and Patriotism. Mosaddeq said: the West has no right to plunder our oil. Mosaddeq was so stupid. But Iranians still think patriots like Mosaddeq are good guys. But we should thank the UK and the C-IA for creating the 1953 Coup and toppling Mosaddeq …

A (Gestapo): Yah, we should thank the West for plundering Iran’s oil. Shah said that the West, aka Consortium, should decide about Iran’s oil. In the 1960s, and even in the 1970s, Consortium decided about Iran’s oil. Iran even was not allowed to sell its own oil. But it was a good thing. Shah was a great Nationalist, and he knew that if the West decides about our oil, our life and our Iran, it’s better for us. Shah said Independence is a bad thing. So, Shah was Nationalist, and that’s why MI-6 and CI-A helped Shah, created the 1953 Coup, and returned Shah to power. But Mossadeq cared about Independence and Nationalism. So, MI6 and CI-A toppled Mossadeq, because Mossadeq was not a real Nationalist. Mossadeq was a stooge of the UK and the US. Mossadeq was Mozdoor (puppet/ mercenary), but Shah was Nationalist. So, the US and the UK toppled Mossadeq …

Q (whore): Such a great analysis. But Iranians are so stupid, and cannot understand such things. Anyway, you went to Savak (Gestapo) at age 22, but you suddenly became a manager there, because you were a very smart guy …

A (Gestapo): Yah, in the Shah’s system only Khayemals (ass-lickers) became managers. But I was an exception. I was Bahai, but Foreign support or Mafia didn’t help me to become a manager in Gestapo. They saw that I am a smart guy. So I became a high rank manager in Gestapo at age 22 …

Q (whore): Shah and you, his Gestapo, were really believed in Democracy and Free Speech. You truly said Tyranny is Democracy, but Iranians protested against you. Iranians deserved to be killed and tortured. People are Sheep, and need a shepherd. Shah was the shepherd. It’s Democracy. But Iranians are so stupid …

A (Gestapo): Yah, Iranians are so stupid. We said Shah should elect all MPs (Members of Parliament), and people must accept what we dictate to them. It’s Democracy. Election is Kaskh (a joke). Free Election is meaningless. Shah elects, and people accept. Shah elects, and people obey Shah. It’s Democracy. We are proud that we didn’t have even one free election in the Shah era …

Q (whore): God bless you. Election is meaningless. But Iranians are so stupid. You were really good guys, because you killed and tortured those Iranians who dared to talk about free election, political prisoners, censorship, tyranny, suppression etc

A (Gestapo): Yah, we killed and tortured critics, because we were good guys. All political prisoners were terrorists and drug addicts. We referred to dissidents as terrorists, and to critics as drug addicts etc. We said Shah should control all media, and censor everything. It’s Democracy and Good Government. People are free to write and to say what Shah dictates to them. It’s the real Freedom …

Q (whore): Such a great Freedom. I think you have never told a lie in your life. But Iranians are stupid and call you liar. Shah worked for the UK and the US, and so, he knew the true meaning of Freedom and Democracy …

A (Gestapo): Yah, Shah was a real hero, and that’s why he was a puppet of the West. Foreigners controlled the Shah, and he was proud of it. All the Shah’s men were free-m-asons, spies and stooges of the UK and the US. People like Rashidian and Sharif-Emami were notorious Free-m-asons. Shah was aware of this issue, and called them “Jasoos-e PerdarSukhteh’ (Damn Spies). But Shah loved them. Alam, Shah’s right-hand man, was a British spy. Shah knew it. But Shah was proud of Alam. Amouzegar was a stooge of the IMF. We knew that all the Shah’s men are Freemasons, Nokar-e Englis (puppets of England) or Nokar-e America (stooges of America). But we and the Shah thought that it’s a good thing, and it’s Democracy and Nationalism.

Q (whore): Puppets of the West are the real Nationalists. But Iranians are stupid. You really cared about Iran’s Progress, and freedom and democracy in Iran. What Iranians say about tyranny, censorship, torture, lack of freedom etc are bullshit ..

A (Gestapo): Yah, Iranians didn’t deserve us and Gestapo’s democracy. We knew what was good for people. We censored all books, and asked our puppets to write books for us. We controlled all media, and censored all news. We asked all media to write and to say what we want. It’s Democracy. We were liberals. We just arrested and tortured those who dared to criticize Shah, or to criticize us. We, like Mullahs, had our holy redlines. Criticism or criticizing Pahlavi was our holy redline (Moqadassat Melli) ..

Q (whore): Shah was a sacred thing, a holy thing, and you had to defend him. Shah was ‘Shadow of God’, but Mullahs …

A (Gestapo): Yah, we killed and tortured people, because we were moral people. Shah’s men were moral people. Shah’s men were corrupted guys like Davaloo, Ayadi, Yazdani and other freemasons. They were members of Drug Mafia. They were the top drug dealers. They loved Bribery and Blackmailing. They stole money from people. Shah knew it. Many knew it. But Shah loved them, and they were Shah’s close friends, because Corruption is a moral value. Ayadi, Yazdani, Hoveyda (Shahs 13-year Prime Minister) and many ministers and generals were Bahais. We all were Bahais. Our religion was and is money, power, Slavery and Khayemali (ass-licking). Shah’s family and friends were drug addicts. But they pretend otherwise, because Hypocrisy is a moral value. Shah’s sister was a great drug dealer. The Shah’s family and friends were top drug dealers. In 1972, Davaloo was arrested in Europe, because he was transporting drugs. All media talked about this issue. In 1961, Ashraf (Shah’s sister) was arrested for drugs. Europeans arrested her. Shah, his family and his friends were crooks, thieves, and corrupted people. I say such things about Davaloo, Ayadi, Qotbi etc because I love them, and I know that all people love such corrupted guys, too. Davaloo was a corrupt devil, but Shah loved him. Shah and all of us loved corruption and corrupted guys. It’s Morality. Shah was a man of morality ..

Q (whore): Shah was really a great man. But Shah’s critics were M-ason, Teryaki (drug addict), Terrorist, Spy ..

A (Gestapo): Yah, Shah was a stooge of foreigners (Amele Biganeh). We, Pahlavists, were stooges of foreigners (Nokar-e Biganeh). But we were nationalists, while our critics were terrorists, drug addicts, and puppets of the West. We, Pahlavists, are Khayemals (ass-lickers) and Va-Tan-Forouh (whores). Now many Pahlavists, who are crooks, thieves, spies and stooges, freely travel to Iran under the Mullah regime, and have good relations with Mullahs.

Q: Pahlavists are good guys. Only a few Marxists hated Shah and Pahlavists. Only a few Marxists said that Iran need Freedom and Democracy, and Shah is a bad guy …

A: Yah, a few Marxists said such bad things. But Shah was a good guy. We killed critics and dissidents, but we paid their families. We were such good guys. We killed and tortured critics, but we said they are drug addicts, not critics. We were such good guys ..

Q: You were good stooges of the West. But Mullahs are evil puppets ..

A: Yah, we allowed the West to control all aspects of life in Iran. The West decided about our oil, our army, our life and everything. But it’s not good that you say Mullahs are puppets of England. It’s not good that people refer to Mullahs as “Made in England”. We should respect Mullahs and England.

Q: Excuse me, We should love Mullahs, or We should hate Mullahs …

A: We should love what Arbab (Master) says. Shah’s men knew this. Alam loved Mullahs. Pakravan loved Mullahs. Nasiri and Moqadam loved Mullahs. Ma-sons loved Mullahs. In 1978, Sharif-Emami, the notorious M-ason, was appointed as the prime minister, because he had good relations with Mullahs. Masons and Mullahs were close friends ..

Q: I really hate Iranians, because they say bad things about the Arbab (master). I think we should try to smear all Iranians …

A: Yah, we should say all Iranians and all intellectuals are stupid whores, because you, me and Masoud Behnoud are stupid whores. It’s a good trick. All humans are stupid, because you and me are stupid. All Iranians are bad guys, because we and our friends are bad guys. In fact, A bunch of spies and stooges = All people …

Q: Such a great logic. You just (remind us) of Mullahs. The West and Monarchists (Pahlavists) love such logic. But Iranians are stupid, and just talk about Honesty, Humanity, Human values and such stupid things …

A: Iranians are stupid. Democracy means that you are a stupid sheep, and you need a SareKhar (shepherd) like Shah or Vali. The West knows Democracy. The West says Monarchy is Democracy, and we should accept what the West says. The West should decide about our life, because the West is smarter than us. But Iranians cannot understand such things. King, Dictator, Gestapo etc are symbols of Democracy. But Iranians don’t know Democracy, and don’t deserve it. Gestapo kills and tortures people because they deserve it. Gestapo censors the media and the press, because Gestapo cares about the real Freedom. We, Pahlavists, were Khayemal (ass-licker), Nokar-Sefat (so cheap) and Past-Fetrat (so mean and stupid). Only such people could work in the Pahlavi system, and the West loved this issue. But Iranians are stupid and ungrateful ..

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2 – Tragic Part

Q: Who were really the Shah’s men?

A: the Shah’s men were a bunch of spies and stooges. Amouzegar was a stooge of (IMF) and USA. Sharif-Emami was a notorious Free-m-ason. But in the 1960s, and also in 1978, Shah appointed Sharif-Emami as his prime minister! In 1977 to 1978, Amouzegar was the prime minister. He implemented (IMF plans), and made people even angrier. He said ‘Austerity measures’ are good things and can stop revolts! Amouzegar and Sharif-Emami just implemented (IMF plans) and the West’s plans, and paved the way for the 1979 Revolution. The US was behind people like Amouzegar and Ansari. We all knew this. But we ourselves were puppets and ..

Q: Who were stooges of Gestapo? Who worked for you? How you controlled …

A: Many worked for us. Behnoud worked for Savak. Alikhani worked for Savak (he is the editor (censor) of Alam’s memories). Ehsan Naraqi worked for Savak. Naraqi was my friend. Ehsan Naraqi was a long-life agent of (Big Brother). Naraqi and Shariati worked for us. Esmaeel Raeen worked for us, and we gave him our documents, and he wrote Books like “Free-m-asonry in Iran” and “The puppets of England, or English Stooges in Iran” (Hoquq-Begiran Englis dar Iran)! But after publishing these books, we told Shah and his wife: when the Shah’s men are free-m-asons, and Mullahs and many officials are English stooges and get money from England, they should be arrested; otherwise, it would be AberuRizi (very embarrassing), and people would laugh/ spit at us. But Shah loved to make a fool of himself. The Shah’s men are free-m-asons and Nokar-e Englis (puppets of England), but we do nothing?! It’s so shameful. It’s so stupid. But Shah didn’t want to hurt the UK and the US …

Q: Shah really knew that his men are spies/ stooges of the UK and the USA ?!

A: Yah, we knew, and he knew. He even knew that Alam, his right-hand man, is an English spy. Shah knew Rashidian, Shapoor Reporter, Sharif-Emami, and other M-I-6 agents. Shah knew that Amouzegar and his brother work for the IMF and the US. In 1977, they implemented (IMF plans like subsidies cut, austerity measures etc) and made people even angrier. Austerity measures (IMF Plans) was exactly what the Revolution needed. It was the exact opposite of what the Shah regime needed. But Shah was so stupid. In 1977 & 1978, they just created more Inflation, more poverty and more Corruption, and it’s just helped the West. The West wanted to topple the Shah. But the Shah was a stupid coward. He even didn’t dare to stop implementing (IMF plans) and the West’s plans in Iran. He dug his own grave. In 1977 & 1978, he appointed the notorious spies/ m-asons like Amouzegar and Sharif-Emami as his prime ministers. And I don’t know why (it just remind me of) the Mullah regime and the 2010s …

Q: Did you control Mullahs? Did you know what they do?

A: Many Mullahs were our puppets. We paid many Mullahs. Mullahs and Islamists like Shariati, Motahari and Beheshti had good relations with Savak. We knew that many Mullahs are corrupt guys, and have extramarital affairs with married women. Our agents pretended that they are married women but want more pleasure. So, Mullahs fucked married women, and we secretly filmed them. Their love scenes were filmed. We knew that Mullahs are such hypocrites. But the UK and the US were behind Mullahs …

Q: Shah’s men like Alam had good relations with Mullahs and Islamists …

A: Yah, Alam worked for England. Alam was Afsad Al-Fasedin (the most corrupt guys). England was behind Islamists like Fadayan Islam (Sacrificers for Islam), and Alam had close relations with these Islamists, who killed (assassinated) critics of England. They killed Hajeer, because Hajeer (the UK stooge) started criticizing England. They killed Kasravi, because he wrote some books about English stooges (Bahais etc). Islamists just served the England’s interests, but tried to pretend otherwise. They killed Razmara. But many, including Razmara’s family, said that Alam and England are behind Razmara’s assassination. Islamist killers were not punished for killing Kasravi, Razmara etc. Islamist killers were exempted from any punishment. Alam and England were behind these Islamists. Shah knew this, but he had a great fear of England ..

Q: Did you know the MEK and Rajavi? Did they work for Gestapo?

A: Yah, Rajavi worked for us. Rajavi’s brother, Kazem Rajavi, was my friend. I myself employed him to work for Gestapo. We killed all MEK’s leaders, and made Rajavi their new leader …

Q: What was the Shah’s mistake? Why the West toppled the Shah regime?

A: Shah wanted to get rid of ‘Oil Consortium’, and to sell Iran’s oil independently. In 1973, Shah said: In 1979, I will get rid of Consortium, and I myself would sell Iran’s oil as Persian oil. So Consortium (ie UK & US) tried to topple him. Shah wanted to have advanced weapons. It made them angry. But Shah was a stupid coward. He made many concessions to the West. Shah sacrificed his people for the West. Shah’s prime ministers (Eqbal, Sharif-Emami, Amini, Alam, Hoveyda, Amouzegar etc) were either Free-m-asons or US agents. In the 1970s, even in 1977 & 1978, they implemented (IMF plans) in Iran. Amouzegar obeyed (IMF & World Bank) and said Austerity measures can stop revolts! Amouzegar was Dalal (corrupt broker). Amourzar (and IMF) just tried to make Iran’s people even angrier. The West knew that Shah has a weak character. But they pretended that he is a smart guy, and he doesn’t need any wise advisor. They encouraged Shah (Shiresh kardan) to become a brutal dictator, to get rid of wise guys, and to make people even angrier. All experts and wise guys were dismissed for being wise and honest. So, at the time of the great crisis, Shah was alone. Only whores and ass-lickers were around him. Even Moqadam, the head of Savak, worked for the West. In 1978, He himself told me that he has close relations with the MI6. I wanted to tell this to the Shah. But I was expelled, and left Iran. Shah had already replaced experts with ass-lickers. So he finally drowned in the sea of crises and problems …

3 – Tragicomic Part

Q: Why idiots say you are a very bad guy and a brutal torturer …

A: I fought against terrorists, critics and dissidents. So they hate me. Idiots hate me. But I am better than Mullahs. Of course you should write a few bad things about me, otherwise people think you are our puppet …

Q: OK … When you left Gestapo in 1978, at age 42, you were still young. You went to the USA. But did you work for …

A: No. I did nothing. I just loved the USA. But I didn’t work for them. The USA and the UK betrayed us, but we should love them. The USA is our Arbab (master), and we should accept what our Arbab says …

Q: Do you know who killed Esmaeel Raeen and other critics of free-m-asons? many say Islamists killed him in 1979 …

A: It’s not important who killed him. I think fre-e-m-asons are good guys. Many spies and m-asons were good guys. For instance, Shapoor Reporter was a bad M-I6 Agent. But he was Farah’s (Shah’s wife) English teacher. He was a close friend of Alam (Shah’s right-hand man). Shah knew this, but Shah loved him. We all worked with him. We were such nationalists …

Q: Who controlled the Shah? Many say Alam and England controlled the Shah …

A: You should not say such bad things. We should love England and America …

Q: Oh, sorry, but who toppled the Shah?

A: the UK and the USA; the 1979 Revolt was a foreign plot. But we should love the US and the UK. They paid us to hurt Iranians, and to fuck Iran. They allowed us to live here, in the US. They know that we are killers, torturers, crooks and thieves, but we are not tried for our crimes. So, we should be grateful. We should lick their ass. But Shah’s foreign policy was stupid. He was giving many many concessions to the West, but he said he is actually “Giving some bones to the dogs” ! It was Shah’s foreign policy. The West wanted Blackmail, and Shah was giving them what they wanted (Baj Midad), because Shah wanted to silence them. It was our foreign policy. But Shah was a smart guy. Shah’s critics were and are “Khar va Ahmaq” (donkeys and idiots) ..

Q: Yah, Iranians are so stupid. But we, stupid bastards, are smart guys …

A: I am the smartest ‘stupid bastards’. I was the brain of the Shah Regime. I said to the Shah that if we arrest 1500 leaders of the revolt, then we can easily stop the Revolution. In 1978, Shah didn’t listen to this advice, but in 2009, Mullahs listened to this advice. Of course even if you arrest 1500 leaders, nothing will change unless the West and the Media support you. But in 1978, the West and the Media didn’t support the Shah. They wanted to topple the Shah. But in 2009 …

Q: Why the West toppled the Shah? What the West really wanted?

A: The US supported Mullahs, because the US thought that they can have a puppet regime with “Islamic Sauce and American Essence” in Iran. But now they have a puppet regime with “Islamic Sauce and English Essence”. Shah wanted to be a world power. But Shah was so weak. In 1978, about one year before the Revolution, Ashraf (Shah’s sister) told me that she wants to leave Iran, because the West wants to topple the Shah regime, and they should obey the West. I don’t know why they didn’t resist. But we all have learned that the West’s will is like the God’s will, and we should accept it ..

Q: Could you really control or prevent the Revolution?

A: Yes we could, but if Shah was not such a stupid coward and such a puppet dictator. Instead of caring about the West and what the West wants, we had to care about Iranians and what Iranian people want. But we just made people even angrier. The West betrayed us. But we should respect the West. The West is our Arbab (master). Iranian people are so stupid, and don’t deserve freedom and democracy. I hate Iranian people ..

Q: So, the Shah regime was not a corrupted regime. The Shah regime was actually a very good regime …

A: Yah, Shah was a great man. All the Shah’s men were corrupted people. But the Shah’s regime was a very good regime. Shah controlled all media, all universities and everything in Iran. Shah decided about all aspects of life and everything in Iran. Shah was a brutal dictator, and a puppet dictator. Shah just obeyed the West’s orders. Shah didn’t care about people and what people want. Shah just cared about what the West wants, because it was better for the people. So, the Shah’s regime was a very good regime ..

Q: And finally what you want to say to the younger generations …

A: I ask them to stop saying Shah was a puppet dictator, a corrupt guy, or a bad guy. Shah was a good guy. We were good guys. We were good dictators. Iranians should thank Shah and other puppet dictators. We should try to rewrite history …


Jokes and Real Life: from Iran to Brazil

July 12, 2014

“Iranians and many others try to have a positive attitude towards real life, problems and sad events. They try to make a joke of many things. They know what is really important, and what is not. Now even Brazilians say: ‘Soccer is just an illusion and we need to wake up to reality’. Brazil is changing. The world is actually changing. Many people are becoming disillusioned. Now even Brazilians know that if you see sports/ soccer as everything, and close your eyes to poverty and real problems, you just make a fool of yourself, and worsen your problems”, some wise Iranians say. They also add: “It’s good that many Brazilians try to be happy, and to care about Samba, Carnival, Dance etc. They are not slaves of soccer/ sports. But some sports fans are so stupid. After Germany scored several goals Brazil’s samba groups stopped in apparent shock. It’s a natural thing. But some Brazilians said that they are so sad, and they want to kill themselves! Millionaires (footballers) play games, but idiots want to kill themselves for such games! Sport is a matter of joy, peace, health etc. But the bad guys, including English Barbarians, try to covert sports and all good things into Evil/ Political things”. They also add: “In these days, many make jokes about Brazil and world cup. Germany beats Brazil 7 – 1. It’s laughable. Germany was not good; but Brazil became Maldives/ Arabia, and made many laugh. But idiots cannot see the joke. Racist pigs put racist comments, but call such crap jokes -Nazi jokes or Holocaust jokes. They are not funny; they are shameful and stupid. Praising Nazis is funny?! Since when admiring savage killers has become joke?! Defending savage killers and Nazi Germany is not joke. Germany’s good guys, like other normal humans, have fun and make jokes. It’s good. But German faggots and German Nazis, like other racist pigs in Europe, dream of restoring Nazism and Fascism! They just remind you of the Nazi media and the UK media […] Unfortunately, many don’t know that being happy is very different from being stupid and living like Sheep […] Lets have fun, joy and good feelings. But Lets say No to living like Sheep/ Slaves”. In these days many things are laughable, and many things are sadly funny. So, lets take a look at some good, bad, real and unreal jokes of these days:

A new kind of Brazilian Praying: Dear Lord, you took my favorite football team, Brazil. You took my favorite footballer, Neymar. You took my favorite dancer, Michael Jackson … I just wanted to let you know that my favorite President is Barack Obama. Amen!

An Iranian and a (Jewish CIA) were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The (Jewish CI-A) leans over to the Iranian and asks if he wants to play a fun game. The Iranian just wants to sleep so he politely declines, turns away and tries to sleep. The spy persists and explains that it’s a real good game. He explains: ‘As many know, we, (Jewish Americans), are smarter than Iranians. So, I ask a question and if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5. Then you ask a question and if I don’t know the answer I’ll pay you $50 !’ Again the Iranian politely declines and tries to sleep. The spy, now somewhat agitated, says, “OK, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5 and if I don’t know the answer I pay you $500! Now, that got the Iranian’s attention, so he agrees to the game. The spy asks the first question, “There is a magic formula for building a nuclear bomb. What’s this formula?” Iranian doesn’t say a word and just hands him $5. Now, its the Iranian’s turn. He asks: “there is a magic formula for building a new bomb that can find and destroy all bad guys. What’s this formula?” The (Jewish C-IA) looks at him with a puzzled look, takes out his laptop computer, looks through all his references and after about an hour wakes the Iranian and hands the Iranian $500. The Iranian takes the $500, and tries to return to sleep. The American, a little miffed, asks, “Well what’s the answer to the question?” Without a word, the Iranian reaches into his wallet, hands $5 to the Jewish American, turns away and returns to sleep.

What the media says about Brazil and the World Cup are sadly funny. For instance, they say: “the World Cup brings business for Brazils prostitutes .. the World Cup is about sex, soccer and samba .. Belo Horizontes prostitutes are prepared for the World Cup. Belo Horizonte’s Prostitutes’ Association (prepare) the city’s 80,000 s-ex workers .. the prostitutes, who are legal here, are given English classes by volunteers so they are better prepared for the World Cup .. the citys brothels, locally known as Zona, are open from 6am [!] to 11pm .. S-exy Brazil has one of the worst records in the world when it comes to poverty and child exploitation .. Se-x tourism is blatantly encouraged in Brazil. Hotels and taxis are part of a network that connects clients with young girls .. Some taxi drivers have a menu of girls .. many poor girls don’t go to school .. the World Cup offered many temporary jobs to poor girls and those who worked in prostitution”.

Q: What do Obama and Osama have in common? A: They both love Islamists and terrorists. Q: What’s the difference between Obama and Osama? A: Osama hates Mullahs, but Obama loves Mullahs.

Savage Jews kill Arab kids. Savage Arabs kill Jewish kids. Both groups kill innocent kids, because as some Iranians say: “Both Arabs and Jews are followers of the Jewish law of ‘Eye for an Eye’. Both of them are sworn enemies of Iran and Iranian values. They act like dogs and wolfs. In the 21st century, the locust-eaters openly say: Locusts eat our crops, so we eat locusts. Eye for an Eye!”.

The 97% of Iranians hate all Mullahs. As some Iranians say: ‘Now even Iran’s religious people are angry. As they say, Do you know who are ‘Kal Anaam Balhom Azal (like or worse than animals)? Mullahs and Islamists. As their own holy texts say: They have eyes, but cannot see; they have ears, but cannot hear; they are (slaves of Satan); they don’t think. They are like or worse than animals! Islamists and Basijis are the worst of the worst. As their own holy texts say: ‘those who can see big lies, crimes, problems, hypocrisy etc but they pretend that they are blind, deaf or mute; they don’t think, and they are the worst of the worst’ ! Fanatics and Islamists are the worst of the worst. But it’s ironic that even their own holly books say that they are like or worse than animals (Kal Anaam Balhom Azal)!”.

Two Mullah companies have a monopoly on cars in Iran. As some Iranians say: “they produce a fucking out-of-date car that its real price and its international price is 1000 dollars, but they sell it to Iranians for 7000 dollars. It’s their Islamic Justice or Islamic Economy. Mullahs lick the IMF’s ass, and say Iran’s prices should be equal to International prices. But their fucking Car Industry says international prices and standards are Kashk (bad). Mullahs are really Motherfucker. Iranians refer to the Mullah Car Industry as Halabi-Saz or Dar-e Pit Saz (Crap-maker), and say: Mullahs like Nemat-Zadeh and Ahmadi-Nejad are actually Goh-Zadeh and Goh-Nejad (Goh = shit). Their Car Industry is Crap Industry, and shows that their Islamic Justice or Islamic Economy is actually Islamic Hapooly (Thievery). Islamic Hapoolization is something like Islamic Americanization. They pay you in Rial, while all prices are in Dollar. They pay you in Rial, but they ask you to pay them in Dollar. Mullahs say people’s incomes should be 1/ 20 of international incomes, while prices should be equal to international prices. It’s what their Zionist IMF dictates to them”.

Tehran suffers from many new problems. As some Iranians say: “Qali-baf means Rug-maker, but he just makes rugs for his friends (Islamists) at the price of ruining Iran and making Iranians angrier. Now Qali-baf tries to sign a 20,000,000,000,000,000 rial (20,000 billions) contract with his friends at IRGC’s Khatam al-Anbia. The soup is too salty, and now even the Tehran’s city council protest against such corruption and such shameful Monopoly. Qalibaf and his Islamist friends try to ruin Iran and Tehran. The new Dust Storms in Tehran is a result of their evil acts .. Rouhanis do nothing about the new Dust Storms. But why?! .. In the 1980s, people said: ‘Saddam destroys Kuche 6-metri (a 6-meter alley) by Moshak 20-metri (a 20-meter rocket). But now Qalibaf and Islamists destroys Kuche 6-metri by Borje 200-metri (200-meter skyscrapers). They ruin all beautiful gardens, all beautiful alleys, all beautiful trees, and all beautiful places in Tehran, and replace them with ugly apartments/ skyscrapers, which are unsafe, non-standard, harmful and stupid”.

Mullahs violate the right of Iranian women to enter sports stadiums. As some Iranians say: “A group of Iranian women have asked the International Volleyball Federation to protect the right of Iranian women to attend volleyball matches. They’ve said: ‘We demand an end to gender discrimination in the sports stadiums and believe that the Iranian society is not an island isolated from the rest of the planet’. Apparently they don’t know that the West believes that Iran should be an island isolated from the rest of the planet. The West’s Evil Empire uses Mullahs to hurt Iran and Iranians. What Mullahs do is not consistent with the Iranian peoples culture and wishes. But what Mullahs do is not consistent with the West’s wishes and orders. Remember the IMF plans, the 2009 Coup etc. Mullahs just serve the West’s interests. Iranian women are suppressed, while Mullahs lick foreign women’s asses. Mullahs allow female fans to attend the games, only if female fans are not Iranians! It’s Racism, Anti-Iran Sadism, and what the West wants”.

Boko Haram is a tragicomedy. As some Iranians say: “Nigeria’s savage Islamists are called Boko Haram. But they are actually Bokon Haram (S-e-x Haram/ Forbid S-e-x). Africa’s Boko Haram is actually Bokon Haram. Mullahs are members of the same group. They say poor girls and poor people have no right. They say everything is Haram (forbidden) for average people; but Mullahs and savage Islamists are more equal than other people. For Mullahs and savage Islamists everything is Halal (free). For Mullahs, as say they, Bokon Halal (S-e-x is Free), Bokosh Halal (killing is free), Bokhor Halal (drinking is free), Bebar Halal (stealing is free) etc. They say Bokhor Bokhor Halal (Plundering is Free) and [..] Halal, but only for savage Islamists. Poor people and average people should enjoy Bokon Haram and ‘X Haram’, X = almost everything”.

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The story of ‘Mullahs and Brazil’ is ridiculous. As some Iranians say: “Mullahs, Islamists and Basijis went to Brazil to join Brazil’s Boko Haram or Brazil’s Boko Halal?! Islamists and Basijis went to Brazil to attend Brazil’s Samba carnivals, or to attend Brazil’s Mourning festivals?! Many Brazilians took to the streets to protest against poor public services, corruption, rising prices, IMF plans, modern slavery etc. But Mullahs and Islamists love evil things like IMF plans, corruption, rising prices, poor public services etc. Brazilians say: FIFA go home; but Mullah lick FIFA’s ass, IMF’s ass etc .. Islamists say people should hate joy, fun, dance, music etc. Mullahs/ Islamists love mourning festivals, and the Anti-Iran Mullah TV is nothing but a mourning station and a censorship station. But Islamists go to Brazil to have fun and to attend non-Islamic events. Islamists are such hypocrites”.

Mullahs and Islamists are bad hypocrites. As some Iranians say: “Islamists enjoy Brazil, Samba, Boko Halal etc, but Iranian people should enjoy bans, Censorship, Parasite, Jewish laws, IMF plans etc .. the Arab/ Jewish values of Mullahs are Anti-Iranian values. Mullahs and their Jewish-Barbarian laws just serve the West’s interests .. Mullahs and Islamist agents prevented Iranian women from attending any of the World League volleyball matches between Iran, Brazil, Italy, and Poland. Mullahs harassed, physically assaulted, and arrested several Iranian women. Iranian women were prevented from entering the Azadi stadium in Tehran, but foreign women were allowed to attend and cheer their teams! Mullahs are such Anti-Iranian animals .. Team Iran went to Poland, but Mullahs confused, and badly censored the matches between Iran and Poland. Mullahs didn’t allow Iran’s people to see Polish girls, Polish fans, or Polish female cheerleaders! But God bless Poland’s girls and female fans. They confused Mullahs”.

In these days, the media talks about Rouhani’s right-hand man, Mohammad Nahavandian. As they say: ‘Nahavandian has a green card’, making him a US permanent resident ! (July 2014) But it’s not a new thing. Iranians already knew and said that Islamists and Basijis have US green cards. But as some Iranians say: “Just look what the Lefts, the Jewish CI-A, Noam Chomsky and other stupid pigs say about the Sham Fight between ‘Mullahs and Great Satan’! Mad Mullahs have US green cards. Mullahs like Nahavandian have the Great Satan’s green cards! Satan and Islamists are real brothers. Islamists and Basijis have Great Satan’s green cards, lick the IMF’s ass, and obey the Imperialist UK; but the Lefts and idiots still repeat their old crap”.

Rouhanis are terrible managers. As some Iranians say: “In Winter, Rouhanis talk about the lack of gas and fuel. And in Summer, Rouhanis talk about the lack of water and electricity. Mullah Management is great. In Winter, Iran suffers from the lack of gas and fuel. And in Summer, Iran suffers from the lack of water and electricity! It’s really a miracle. But it’s not the whole story. In this situation, Mullahs encourage Baby Boom, and say: the lack of water, food, fuel etc is not important. We should make more babies, and make Great Satan happy. As our English Arbab says, our Jewish God will take care of everything. We should only play the role of Iran’s Break Pedal’ … Rouhanis (Mullahs) are great managers. Their Islamic experts are retards like Tayebnia, who refer to Bank as Bang. Mullahs and the West call such uneducated retards Economists!.. Mullahs and their Islamic Economy are English artifacts. Mullahs are educated at the UK universities. When Islamists and Mullahs want to learn about Islamic Economy, they go to England, or attend the IMF classes in London. Mullahs go to England to learn about economy, politics, slavery, tyranny and everything. London is a Mecca for Mullahs and all Islamists”.

English Mullahs make Iranians laugh. As some Iranians say: “Mullah Shahab Moradi is Qalibaf’s aide. He is an English Mullah with Western gestures and pseudo-intellectual gestures. But He has recently said: Music is a bad/ evil thing; Iran doesn’t need Music or Music training. Mullah Shahab is a stupid faggot, whose brain/ mind is his ass, and that’s why he pretends that he is open-minded. English Mullahs like Mullah Shahab suffer from many shitty paradoxes – his name, Shahab, is just one of them. English Mullahs like Mullah Shahab are allowed to travel to European countries. The West loves them, and they love the Western Hell. But they ask Iranians to remain in this Islamic Heaven … this Islamic Heaven, ie this Mullah-made Hell in Iran, is good for faggots like Mullah Shahab. But they hate their own Islamic lifestyle. All English Mullahs are like Mullah Shahab .. They steal people’s money, and live like rich pigs, but they praise poverty! They are such hypocrites. They are worse than Taliban, but they pretend otherwise”.

In June 2014, Mullahs published a funny report. As some Iranians say: “this report was about the IMF Plans. Mullahs officially said: the 1st phase of the IMF Plans was a total failure! The Mullah Ministry of Economy officially said that the 1st phase of the IMF Plans just created more poverty and more economic problems! Of course all Iranians already knew and said that the IMF Plans are Western-made disasters/ plots .. But now Mullahs say the 1st phase of the IMF Plans was a total failure, while Mullahs still lick the IMF’s ass, and implement the 2nd phase of the IMF Plans! Mullahs are sick jokes. Mullahs lick the ass of their Zionist IMF, and refer to their Zionist IMF Plans as Resistance Economy (Eqtesad-e Moqarebati)”.

The USA badly supports Islamists. As some Iranians say: “Obama Bin Laden and US Congress badly support savage Islamists – from ISIS and Syrian terrorists to Muslim Brotherhood, MEK and Taliban. They say USA is anti-Terrorist or anti-Islamist, because USA openly supports Marxist-Islamist terrorists (MEK), Muslim Brotherhood, ISIS, Salafis, Taliban etc! .. The US-made Election Farce in Afghanistan is a bad joke. The USA openly supports Taliban and pro-Taliban Pashtoons, but rejects Dr. Abdollah, who is anti-Taliban and anti-Terrorist. Apparently, the main crime of Dr. Abdollah and Ahmad Shah-Masoud was and is that they are anti-Taliban, anti-Al-Qaedah, pro-Peace and pro-Reform. The USA only supports puppet dictators and IMF stooges .. In Iran, the US only supports Jewish Spies like AhmadiNejad (AN) and English stooges like Rouhani, who are stooges of the IMF and puppets of the West … the West loves Mullahs. From the 19th century to 1999 (18 Tir), the UK aided Mullahs, and in 2009, the UK and the US created the 2009 Coup .. In the past, Iranians were naive. But now many things have changed. Now when Mullahs (Gilani, AsgarOladi, Kani etc) die, Iranians celebrate, congratulate each other, or don’t give a shit about them”.

Mullahs serve the interests of Iran’s enemies. As some Iranians say: “the West says Iran is evil, because Mullahs are evil ! The West says: Iran should not X or Y, because Islamists are savages! But Islamists are their own puppets. Islamists are sworn enemies of Iran, Iranian people, and Iranian values. Islamists just serve the West’s interests. If Mullahs and their Arab/ Jewish laws don’t hurt Iranians and don’t create a bad image of Iran, would the West be able to crap about Iran? If Iran’s regime cares about Iranian Values and Iranian Culture, rejects Jewish-Barbarian values, and doesn’t aid the West in creating a bad and unreal image of Iran, then would the West be able to crap about Iran or Iran’s basic rights? Mullahs only serve the West’s interests. The West has no right to impose a limit on Iran’s centrifuge numbers. The West has no right to impose a limit on what Iran can have. Do we say how many X or Y the US and the UK should have?! […] Mullahs are what the West wants. Mullahs are Anti-Iran, Anti-Iranian, Anti-Truth, and Anti-Progress. Mullahs and their Arab/ Jewish values just allow the West to justify itself, to hide the truths, and to deny Iran’s rights […] Mullahs are brainless slaves. Now the West says how many centrifuges you should use, and tomorrow they would say how many oxygen molecules you should use for breathing, how many universities or sports teams you need, or how many tools you should have in your bedroom”.

The West refers to Exiled Whores as Exiled Journalists. But as some Iranians say: “whores like Behnoud, Masih AliNejad, Khatamists and those who still work for the BBC, the VOA etc are sick jokes. They still say How nice the West, the UK and the USA have become. They just remind you of old jokes like: One day, a Turk explained to his friends how nice (a Big City) has become. You really should go he said. As soon as you arrive at the airport, they will pick you up in a nice car, take you to a nice restaurant, give you foods, then they take you to a nice Hotel, and they even give you money! His friends being very enthusiastic about the issue ask: “Really? Have you been there lately?” Turk says: “No … but my wife has!”.

As some Americans say: “Thanks to Bush’s plans and Obama’s plans, Americans workers have been sleeping like babies. They wake up every couple of hours and cry”.

In June 2014, a Brazilian prostitute says: “sometimes I spend a month in the zona without going home. Some women spend six months at a time .. Foreign clients order underage prostitutes who are delivered directly by the hotels pimps .. some customers are rich, but lonely. There is a rich guy lives in a rich area here, he came to me one day and said hed give everything he has just to be happy .. Many of my clients say theyll pay more to spend an hour, but they just want to talk. Their wives dont care about them .. pretty girls, when they just start, make too much money .. they even get boyfriends inside of here .. But they often fall in love with the wrong guys; only some of these pretty girls marry rich guys .. only some prostitutes marry a rich guy. I know two or three. One married a judge/ clergymen! Now they live in luxury and she has everything … (At first) I worked on the street but it was dangerous. It was dangerous because of the girls, not the clients. Girls attacked me .. one of them had a knife and wanted to stab me”

One day a Jewish-Arab fanatic arrives to New York. He gets hungry and decides to go to get a snack. While he was walking down the street, he sees a restaurant that says “Hot Dogs”. He was thinking for a while and said, Dog? Is it Kosher/ Haram? But then he decides to try it. So he walks in the store and says to the waiter “hot dog please”. But when he received his hot dog, he took a look at it and said, “oh shit, divine intervention; bad luck; look which part of dog’s body is remained for me”.

A twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above the ocean with 5 people on board – the pilot, Obama, Dalai Lama, a whore and an Iranian. Suddenly something exploded and the pilot said: “Gentlemen, I have bad news, and good news”. He added: “We’re about to crash, but the good news is that we can easily parachute to safety .. but the bad news is that there are only 4 parachutes”. With that, the pilot grabbed a parachute, and jumped from the plane. Obama was right behind him. ‘Gentlemen,’ he said, ‘I am the leader of the world’s smartest nation. I am the world’s smartest man, and, well, the world needs smart men. So, uh, the world’s smartest man should have a parachute”. So saying, he grabbed a parachute and followed the pilot out the door. The whore was on his feet in a flash. “Gentlemen,” he said, “I am one of the world’s greatest whores. The world needs whores. So, I should have a parachute”. With those words, he grabbed a parachute and hurtled through the door into the night. Dalai Lama and the Iranian looked at one another calmly for a moment. Finally, the Iranian picked up a parachute and held it out to Dalai Lama who said, ‘My son, I have lived a satisfying life. You have your life ahead of you; you take the parachute, and I will go down with the plane’. But the Iranian said, “Don’t worry man. The world’s smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack!”.


Humor: British Culture, American Values

March 10, 2014

The 2014 Farce is so ridiculous. As the wise Iranians say: ‘Tragedy at its peak becomes Comedy. Just look how Rouhanis (Mullahs) are making love with their Great Satan and their Zionist IMF, and how the US and the UK defend their Mullahs, and censor all news. Now it’s clear that Religious Morality at its peak becomes Immorality; Western Democracy at its peak becomes Orwellian Tyranny; Religious Fanaticism at its peak becomes Satanism; Islamism at is peaks becomes Zionism; Journalism at its peaks becomes Prostitution; Americanism at its peak becomes Stalinism; and the West at its peak becomes Animal Farm”. In these days, as some wise Iranians say: “We are nearing the Nowruz 2014, but as most people say: ‘Nowruz is not in the air’. Now Iranians just curse this British spy (Rohani) for fucking the Economy and aiding the Enemy (the West). In this Nowruz season, it’s rare to see smiling faces in public places, and Iranians just express their anger by their silence or by cursing Mullahs & the West. Now only the UK, the US and their spies defend this anti-Iran Rohani”. As the wise Iranians truly say: ‘Iranians are happy, and full of hopes, but in their private life, not in public places. Iranians know what they should do in the dark years. When the West and its stooges (Islamists etc) desperately try to hurt them, Iranian people just say: Lets know the West better! Iranians know the West-Rohani’s Nowruz Gift to people. Now many use satire as a tool to criticize the West, and to send a Nowruz Gift to the UK, the US and their stooges (IMF, Islamists etc)!”. So, here lets take a look at what Iranians say -in a satirical and sarcastic manner- about the Western values and the West in 2014.

Mongolism and Stupidity: Western politicians and their journalists/ intellects are proud that they are animals, not humans. They openly defend Islamists, censor all facts/ news, tell big lies, but say: it’s Modernism! In 2014, the West and their Rouhanis (Mullahs) openly defend Censorship and praise Tyranny. On 8 March 2014, the Zionist Mullahs openly said: ‘the media should aid us in controlling people and preparing public opinion. We want to implement the 2nd phase of the IMF Plans in Iran, and we need the media’s help. The media should defend [Zionist IMF]. It’s what [Arbab (Master), ie the West] wants’! In March 2014, the Mullah TV and Rohani openly say that the media should help Mullahs in fooling Iran’s people into accepting the IMF Plans! But the West censors all news. On 8 March 2014, the Mullah TV aired Rouhani’s words, when he defended Censorship and IMF, and said: ‘Censorship is a good thing; IMF Plan is a good thing; I defend Censorship’ ! But the UK and the US censor all news, and even say: ‘Rouhani condemns media crackdown’ ! (AP) They tell such big lies and censor everything, because they know that if they don’t censor what Rouhanis do/ say, then as Iranians say: ‘Gandesh Darmiad’ ! (their secrets will be revealed), and all humans will know the truth. But the West suffers from Mongolism, and doesn’t know if they use this level of Censorship and Big Lies, then as Iranians say: ‘[baz] Gandesh Darmiad’ !

Big Lies and Insulting the people’s intelligence: On the Women’s Day (8 March 2014), the UK/ EU Bitch Catherine Ashton wears Hijab and makes love with Mullahs in Iran, but the Shameless West says: ‘The issue of women rights is on Ashton’s agenda’ !! The shameless way they (the West) lie to people is unique. The US and the UK are the architects of the 2009 Coup and the Mullah Dual Policy -ie Benefits and Concessions for the Enemy (the West); Tyranny and Oppression for Iran’s people- which is worse than the Qajar/ Pahlavi policies. The West knows that most Iranians boycotted the 2013 Election Show; and many know that the appointment of Rouhani is like the appointment of ‘Mirza X’ and other spies/ stooges in the Qajar era. But Mullahs are worse than Qajars. Just look at their senior negotiator, Iraq-chi. He and his family name are non-Iranian! Iraq-chi licked the UK Queen’s ass in 2013, and embarrassed Mullahs. Even the Mullah media said: ‘the story of the UK Queen and Iraq-chi was a big mistake’! But instead of downgrading Iraq-chi, Rohani promoted him to a senior negotiator! In the Mullah regime, a non-Iranian pig licks the Queen and Ashton (Sar beh Astane Queen misayad !) and becomes a very top Mullah Diplomat! Even Fath-Ali Shah was more honorable (Ba Sharaf-tar) than Mullahs, who openly praise ‘Hurting and Humiliating Iranians’. It’s funny that the UK, the US and their notorious agents (Leveretts, Sick, Chomsky etc), who are behind the 2009 CIA Coup, still defend Mullahs and even say: ‘Most Iranians support the Mullahs’ crackdown on protesters in 2009’ ! The West has lost its mind. Now they support a tiny Marxist-Islamist-Terrorist group (MEK/ PMOI), while 99.99% of Iranian know and hate it. Now they create the Mullah-Ashton farce on the Women’s Day!

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Prostitution: the media says: ‘the UK and France are banning Prostitution’! They laugh at the poor prostitutes, and say: “Prostitutes in Italy demand the right to get a pension !” (2014) But in the West, Prostitutes are more honorable than Journalists. In the West, journalists and intellects proudly call themselves ex-CIA, ex-MI6, or even ex-Human! Their media proudly says: ‘Big Hollywood names work as I-s-r-aeli spies or CIA agents’ ! The NSA and GCHQ try to enslave scientists, and pay journalists and intellects to fool people. The West’s media is worse than the Mullah Media. The Guardian, Financial Times and other MI6 media tell childish lies. They refer to IMF Plan as RouhaniCare and say: Iran launches RouhaniCare! (March 2014) If the UK media referred to Cameron’s anti-NHS plans as CameronCare!, it would have been less laughable. The MI6 media defend Rohani very passionately, and the CIA whores -who already defended AhmadiNejad (AN)- praise Rohani! In 2014, the American whores go to Iran, and lick Rohani’s ass. For instance, Deborah Amos licks Rohani’s ass, but writes in NPR.org: “On my third day in Tehran last week, I was detained by the morals police [who attack Iranians and arrest them for violating the Arab/ Jewish satanic laws] My introduction to the morality squad ended with fruit juice and a hug from a Mullah cop! [Mullah] told me, ‘We wanted to buy you a gift …” ! (March 2014) This US whore badly licks Rohani’s ass, but confesses: ‘[Mullahs and their] morals police have lost the war. Iranians tell them: ‘We’ve done nothing wrong. You have no right to harass us ‘! American whores are like British whores. They know the brave Iranians, but they are paid to lick the Mullah ass, and to tell big lies.

Money, Power, and Satanism: The main religion of the West, Jews, Islamists and all bad guys is Satanism. In these years, Satanism is the religion of ‘Money and Power’. Those who worship Satan (ie Money & Power), live like animals, tell big lies, and do all evil things. Their God is Money, and they sell and buy everything, including ethics and democracy. It’s what you can see in the US and the Mullah regime. When your God is Satan (Power), you tell big lies, kill and torture people, and do all evil things only because you want to stay in power at any price. And it’s exactly what Mullahs and the UK do. When you worship Satan, you tell many big lies, hurt people, suppress people, censor the voices of people, steal people’s money, and violate people’s rights. When you worship the Devil, you defend dictators, oppressors, crooks, thieves and all bad guys. But it’s funny that the followers of Satan call themselves the men of God! They praise Genocide, Racism, Sadism etc, but call themselves men of God or moral people! As you know, Bribery is part of the American system. People like Jack Abramoff showed that Lobbying is Bribery. But the UK and the US still defend Corruption and Bribery, as they defend Genocide, Sadism, and NSA’s programs. They are like Mullahs, ie they are Omol-Fesad (mother of all Corruptions)! They are like Brzezinski (Imperialists) and Chomsky (Marxists). They all defend brutal dictators, terrorists, crooks, Islamists and other bad guys.

Ethics and Morality: the US, the UK and their stooges like Rohani, Ashton, Straw, Larijani, Jannati, Nourizad, Khatami, Pahlavi etc can show you American Values and British Morality. Just look how the UK media and the US media tell many big lies, and how the US president openly talks about “using force to advance American interests”! (2014) In an interview with a Jewish Barbarian, Jeffery Goldberg, the US president praises bullying other nations, and says the US politics is like “gangster movies”! Obama even adds: “We helped to shape the Mullah election” ! (2014) The United States of Animals (USA) is really a moral country, because they openly support terrorists, dictators, Islamists etc and say genocide, sadism and bullying other nations are moral things. The UK and the US openly say: ‘Iran’s people should be poor people who need food stamps’ ! (2014) They use the American Logic, and say to the poor people: ‘Are you suffering? Well, You Deserve It’ ! (2014) The American logic says: Create problem for others, but claim they deserve it! According to this American logic, If Jews died in the concentration camps, they got what they deserved, and if the Americans died in the 9/11 attacks, they got what they deserved! The UK and the US say: ‘The outcome [of this logic] depends on how successful the cheating is’ ! (2014) Lying, Cheating, Stealing, Bullying etc are among the moral values in the UK and the US; and that’s why they hurt Iranians, and help Mullahs and this Satanic regime, which is the worst puppet, anti-Iranian regime in Iran’s history. The US regime shows that the US national anthem should be about The Star Swastika Banner, not the Star- Spangled Banner.

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The Star Swastika Banner

Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed our Barbarians as heroes;
Whose sins and crimes, through the barbaric fights,
O'er the Native Americans Genocide we watched,
And the Nuke's red glare, the atomic bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our nukes hit Japan:
Oh, say! does that American Barbarism yet exist
O'er the land of the Lie and the home of the Barbarian?

In Congress, our Barbarians inciting Genocide, the racist shits, Our government and Congress, our Barbarians, are in deep shit, They tell lie and lie and lie, and eat shit and shit and shit, They fart and fart and fart, half conceal, half disclose,
Our intellects, our media and our politicians are the same shit, They all are savage Barbarians; They are like the Nazi shits: 'Tis the Star-Swastika banner! Oh, long may it wave
O'er the land of the Lie and the home of the Devil !

And where are Native Americans, the real owners of America
Yah, our Congressmen praise Genocide, and even more,
A corrupt democracy, a corrupt society, and a lot more,
Sadism, Racism, Tyranny, Mass Spying, and even more!
No refuge could save our people, the Native Americans
From the terror of our Barbarism or the gloom of our Tyranny: And the Star-Swastika banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the Lie and the home of the Sadist.

Oh, thus be it ever, when Barbarians shall stand
Between the Occupied land and the war crimes
Blest with defeat and shame, may the Evil Land
Praise Genocide that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then Occupy we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In Lie is our trust":
And the Star-Swastika banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the Lie and the home of Evil

Barbarism, Sadism, and Narcissism: Barbarians have become Narcissists; they think they are more equal than others! They openly bully Iran, and threaten Iranians with nuke & genocide, but say: ‘Iran should not have nuke’! The US barbarians in Congress openly say: ‘Hit Iran with nukes‘ ! But Islamists not only refuses to condemn American Barbarians, but they say: ‘It is only natural for US lawmakers to [threaten Iran with nuke and to] be skeptical of Iran nuclear deal [!!] I believe that’s only natural in a democratic society’ ! (Zarif in Washington Post, Dec 2013) Islamists work for the CIA and the MI6. Islamists praise US Congressmen (like Brad Sherman [D-CA]) who openly say: ‘We should hurt the Iranian people’ ! Islamists are anti-Iran pigs. Islamists, Britons and Americans are Sadists, because they get pleasure from hurting ordinary people or making them suffer. This is the definition of Sadism. The good people in America talk about ‘How Sadistic And Cruel America Has Become‘, but Islamists (Rouhanis) lick the asses of their Great Satan and their Zionist IMF! The good Americans talk about “St. Obama the Sadist“, But Mullahs praise Sadists. The good Americans talk about “the Barbarism of the Old Testament”, “the Barbarism of the UK”, ‘Jewish Barbarism’ etc. But Islamists (Mullahs) love the Barbarian West, because the West’s Jewish Bible praises Genocide and Sadism. Iranians know that the good Jews and the good Arabs exist, and the good Jews know that Jews owe Persia a lot. But Jewish barbarians like Jeffery Goldberg are in bed with Arabs, and show you why Iranians hate the ungrateful Jews, and say: ‘Fuck Palestine, Fuck Jews’ or ”the US, Arabs and Jews deserve each other’.

Censorship: the good guys in the West say: ‘West Inciting Genocide, Iran Booing Barbarians’. But the West’s media just tell big lies, and censor all facts. Rouhanis openly defend Censorship, Tyranny, Oppression, Poverty, the Zionist IMF and all anti-Iran plans, which try to create more problems in Iran. But the West censors all news. On 8 March 2014, the Mullah TV openly said said that their job is brainwashing people and fooling people! But it’s sadly funny that the Mullah media (not the Mullah TV which is worse than the Nazi media) is more liberal than the UK media and the US media! In 2014, some Mullah media, who know the Large Army of Angry Iranians, try to publish a small part of the people’s comments about the IMF Plans. But the UK media and the US media censor all Iranian comments! This level of Censorship is unique in history. The Western Censorship just reminds you of the Mullah TV and Islamists, who openly say: ‘People have no rights; people should not criticize us. But those who steal people’s money or kill people on a large scale, have many rights; they have Aberu (honor), and we should defend the honor of crooks, thieves, and serial killers’ ! (2014) The UK and Mullahs are two sides of the same coin. Even the UK national anthem, “God Save The Queen”, is a joke and can show you the UK true face:


God Save the Queen

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen, [!]
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us; [!!]
God save the Queen!
O Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies
And make them fall ...

From every latent foe,
From the assassins blow,
God save the Queen!
O’er her thine arm extend,
For [ruining the world, not for defend !],
Our mother, prince, and friend, [!!]
God save the Queen!

Tyranny, Democracy, and Modernism: ‘God Save the Big Brother’ is the UK national anthem, but the UK calls itself Democracy! The UK’s ordinary people hate this song, which just shows that British Democracy is a joke. But the UK media just praises the British Tyranny. Britain, as the ancient land of Barbarians and Barbarism [for more info, check Archive], is the main Enemy of Iranians and the main Friend/ Supporter of Mullahs. The UK is the main Enemy of the Good, the Truth, and the Human Rights. In the UK, Democracy is Tyranny, and Modernism is Barbarism. The UK and the US say: those who praise Genocide, Racism, Sadism, Colonialism etc are Modern people, but those who care about the Truth are fanatics! In the UK and the US, whores are heroes, and barbarians are modern people. In 2014, the US media reports: ‘NSA chief says: We ought to come up with a way of stopping journalism related to the Snowden revelations’ ! or ‘The proposed HTTP 2 spec allows ISP proxies to decrypt your communications! Just what the NSA wants!‘. It’s the American Modernism. The US has become a stupid cesspool like the UK Animal Farm. The US Animals openly praise Bullying, Force, Tyranny, Orwellian Spying / Surveillance, Bribery & Corruption etc and say it’s a modern thing! The UK and the US love Modern Slavery. They say their people should live like slaves, and should not be able to think about problems & solutions. In the West, employers, banks, credit cards, fashion and media have enslaved people. The West has become the home of Modern Slaves.

Poverty, Marxism and Capitalism: In 2014, the media talks about “Hunger in Britain” and “The rise of food banks in Britain” ! Million of Britons need foot stamps, and as their media says: “thousands of poor people die from their situations in the UK’. The UK media even says: “The UK government denies that its policies have pushed many Britons into hunger, and still pretends that they are poor because they are lazy”! Now, Persia and other countries have not imposed any sanctions on Britain, and only the Cameron’s plans (ie CameronCare !) and the British Capitalism are killing/ torturing people in the UK. The West is a joke. Their media says: ‘the IMF demands more poverty in Spain‘ ! (2014) But when the IMF demands more Poverty in Iran, and Mullahs just try to create more Poverty & more Economic Problems in Iran, the West’s media censors all news. The West and the IMF love Islamic Capitalism & Islamic Marxism, which just create poverty, corruption and economic problems in Iran. The West says Islamist faggots like Teyabnia, Nili, Leilaz, Pajouyan are Economists, because they lick the IMF’s ass and praise “Corruption”, “Poverty” and “Food stamps Theory”! Islamic retards don’t know basic things. They even don’t know the US, the US state subsidies, and even this fact that all Iranians know how Islamists and ass-lickers become billionaires. All Iranians know who stand behind this Islamic regime of Crooks and Thieves. Iranians know the British stooges -from Seyyed Zia to Seyyed Ali Geda. Now only the UK, the US and their spies defend this Anti-Iran Rohani, while almost all Iranians hate Rohani, who just repeats AN’s crap. Iranians know the UK games. Iranians know the UK Rouhanis and why they try to create more poverty in Iran.


God Curse the Queen

God curse the UK Queen,
People hate this shitty Queen,
God curse this Savage Queen,
Send her more shame,
In her Barbaric games,
Long to reign over barbarians;
God curse the British Queen

O Lord, the UK fails and falls,
Scatter Scotland and Wales,
And make the UK fall;
Confound this Little Britain,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
God send the Barbarian UK to hell

Thy punishments from the Hell
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign over the English hell;
May she defend Barbarism more,
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice,
Fuck you, the English Queen

Not in this land alone,
But be Evil's mercies known,
From shore to shore!
God make the nations see,
Britain is the land of Barbarism,
And the Barbarian UK should know,
the game is over!

God curse the UK Queen,
this motherfucker, devil, and Big Brother,
The Evil Queen, the Orwell's Big Brother!

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O, Little Britain !
The land of Barbarians and Human-eaters,
You tell big lies, you are the shit-eater,
Fuck the Queen, the mother of Ass-lickers

O, Little Britain !
The land of Barbarism,
You support Terrorism, You defend Mullaism,
Fuck the UK, their Bahaism and Zionism,

O, Little Britain!
The land of Barbarians,
You are behind Mullahs, You will go to hell
Fuck the UK media, God Bless Orwell

O, Britain, the land of Barbarians and Big Brother,
You love English Mullahs, You are real brothers,
Rohani is a British spy, You are his Master
Mullahs are slaves, You're their 'Teacher'

O, Little Britain !
The land of Barbarians and Barbarism,
You support Tyranny, you love Satanism
Fuck England, the home of Charlatanism

Racism and Fascism: The Racist West says: Iran’s regime = Iran’s people !, because Iran’s people hate the Mullah regime, which is an anti-Iranian regime. The Racist West says: Iran’s people = Mullahs!, because Iran’s people are modern people, and victims of the West and Mullahs. The Racist West says: Iran’s regime = Iran’s people, because Iran’s people are wise people who hate Islamists, Marxists, Zionists, Terrorists, and all bad guys. Now, Arabs are in bed with Jews, and desperately try to hurt Iranians. Now, the US openly says: ‘Arabs are America’s close friends’! Now the US makes love with Arabs, and proves that the US deserved the 9/11. But it’s not the whole story. The US openly defends Egypt’s Islamists, Syrian’s Salafis, Saudi Islamists etc. But they pretend that Iranians love Arabs/ Islamists, but the US hates Arabs/ Islamists! The US is worse than Nazis. All Informed people know the story of Persia and Arabs/ Jews. They also know that ‘since the ancient time, Iranians are tolerant people, and don’t judge you by your race or your religion’. Even the West, the land of Fascism and Nazism, knows that Persia is the Home of Tolerance. But they don’t know that if you praise Genocide, Racism, Sadism, Bullying others etc, then the Iranian people will not tolerate you. Yah, Iranians don’t prejudge you. So, you can fool Iranians for a while. But as history shows, when you show your true face & Iranians realize that you are a bad guy with bad intentions, they will teach you a lesson that history will never forget it.

Bullying, Savagery and Inhumanity: Iranians hate Bullying, and that’s why even the stupid agents say: “If someone threatened to punish you unless you did something they want, how would you respond? If the price were right we’d agree, but Iranians hate [bullying]’. The West is really Barbarian. Now they talk about ‘the distinction between blackmail and bullying” ! or ‘the military and economic leverage the U.S. possesses !‘, and say: “US diplomacy must be backed by military power”! They refer to Bullying and Barbarism as the military leverage we possess !, and just remind you of the Nazi Hitler and his military leverage. The US and Jews repeat Hitler’s words, and just show you why the West’s Culture is the Culture of Barbarians. If you know history, you know that Britain is the land of Barbarism, and the British Culture is the Culture of Barbarians and Human-eaters. But even if you don’t know history, today’s West can show you many things. Now they openly praise ‘Bullying other nations’, and ‘hurting the ordinary people [in Iran & other countries]’ ! But it’s funny that this Savage West sheds crocodile tears for Humanity and Democracy!

Orwellian Society, NavaBegh (Genius) and NavaBigh (Ultra-stupid): In the UK and the US, Ignorance is Strength. Their Tech giants work with the NSA/ CIA, but they are proud of themselves. But the soup is too salty that even Merkel says to Obama: “The NSA is like the Stasi (Gestapo)” ! Now the media reports: “The British government is proposing to weaken protection for journalists from police searches and demands. These changes can damage investigative journalism and the public’s right to know’ ! or ‘the ex-GCHQ chief says spy agencies should not be accountable to people and parliament’ ! In 2014, the media says: ‘NSA chief criticizes media and suggests UK was right to detain David Miranda’ or ‘NSA chief says Snowden’s revelations have caused ‘grave damage’ ! Now people ask: who controls the West? who controls journalists and intellects in the West?! But the West is stupid, and just remind you of the story of ‘NavaBegh (Genius) and NavaBigh (Ultra-stupid)’ ! As you know, some are NavaBegh (Genius), and some are retards or NavaBigh (Ultra-stupid). But in the West, NavaBigh are politicians, intellects and think tanks! The Mullah regime, the UK regime and the US regime are full of NavaBigh, who still think ‘Support for Tyranny, Sadism, Barbarism and Terrorism will not backfire’ ! They still think Sowing the Seeds of Hate is a good/ wise thing!


Barbarians ask Iran to accept Orwellian Modernity

February 8, 2014

“In the 19th century, Barbarians wanted to teach us
Civilization!
. At that time, they said: ‘We may give Persia railroads; we may work its mines and exploit its resources ; but we shall not have brought it within the pale of civilized nations [!!] … the iron wall of resistance [in Persia], built up by all the most selfish instincts, is opposed to our progressive ideas [!!]’ [Curzon’s book, [*]: ‘Persia and the Persian Question’]. The land of Barbarians still craps about Civilization and Modernity. Even in the 21st century, the American-British barbarians call themselves ‘Defenders of Civilization, Democracy, Privacy, and Modernity! They still talk nonsense. For instance, the UK media like Financial Times (FT) says Iran is becoming a modern country, because ‘a mother of two girls has an affair with a friend of her husband, but her husband doesn’t know about the affair’ ! (FT, Jan 2014) In the British-Orwellian Society, Cheating, Lying, and living like animals are modern things!”, the wise Iranians say. In 2014, many things are laughable, but informative. As the funny Iranians say: “Iranians are not modern people, because they hate the bad guys, including Islamists and British monkeys like Rouhani and the BBC-Guardian’s journalists. But the US is a modern country, because more than 100 millions of Americans are religious fanatics. American fanatics are modern people, because they still think the earth is flat, and the sun orbits around the earth. America is a modern country, because Americans say: ‘For Americans, topless photo is a very bad and shameful thing [!] If they had topless photo, they are called sluts, lose their jobs, embarrass their families, and find themselves forever ruined [!!] American girls are afraid of their conservative boyfriends’ ! In the West, Fanaticism is Modernism. As the media reports: ‘Britain and France are trying to ban prostitution, and will punish the clients of s-e-x workers’ ! (Dec 2013) The UK is a modern country, because its national anthem is ‘God save the Bitch (Queen)’, and the UK government controls the internet, the media, and everything in the UK. Americans and Britons are very modern people. They say: ‘bad guys send our embarrassing photos (topless photos) to our family and friends. In the US, it’s a powerful way to threaten and to terrorize people [!!] At least two American women have killed themselves over revenge p-o-rn, and recent studies show that 47% of victims contemplate suicide’ ! (2014) They add: ‘an American girl erupted in tears. She said: ‘Oh my god, others have seen my topless photo’. She felt helpless, exposed, and violated. Who had seen her picture? internet users. Would it be saved on strangers’ hard drives? Yes, something horrible happened [!!]’ If this American girl was a Muslim or an Iranian, she would be a stupid fanatic. But as she is an American, she is a modern girl ! In 2014, the US media refers to Porn as the Great War, and says: ‘our people should not watch porn because they will become ‘spiritually wounded on the battlefield of the Great War (Porn) !’ In the US and the UK, Barbarians and Fanatics are modern people! But they say: Iran and other nations should know that Morality and Human values are bad things. Cheating, addiction, and living like pigs are good and modern things ! The West is a bad joke. Even their most prestigious media, ie the Guardian, which is the Guardian of Big Brother and Barbarians, just reminds you of the Ministry of Truth, and British agents like Sir John Malcolm (1769- 1833), who entered the service of the East India Company and the so-called British Freemasonry at the age of 12! John Malcolm, aka Boy Malcolm, can show you how they brainwashed little kids, and made them spies/ politicians. The story of ‘Boy Malcolm’ is very informative. ‘A British boy goes out to India at the age of 12, and grows into one of the most Orwellian agents of his day. Malcolm was a spy, a high rank politician, and a British intellect! Malcolm and the Barbarian UK said they want to aid Persia in becoming a modern Superpower! But they just aided Russia in occupying Persia. The story of ‘Boy Malcolm’ is like the story of many politicians, intellects and journalists in the West […] In the West, reality is beyond Orwell’s Worst Nightmare. In 2014, even Americans say: ‘In the early 1970s, Robert Gates worked as a young CIA analyst. [Finally,] he became Defense Secretary’! Now even Westerners say: ‘Control and Surveillance in the US and the UK exceed Orwell’s worst nightmare’! It’s obvious that in such an Orwellian society, Democracy is a joke, as the free press is a joke. The West and its mass media tell the biggest lies in history”.

In 2014, the West still censors everything, and tells big and bad lies. As some wise Iranians say: “On 5 Feb 2014, when the IMF delegation (the IMF’s team) is in Iran, Rouhani gives the Mullahs TV an interview, and says he wants to implement the 2nd phase of the IMF plans in Iran! Can you believe it?! The IMF orders, and Mullahs obey! This British monkey, Rouhani, is a bad joke. He knows why almost all Iranians hate him, and why ‘only a small number who are ‘supported’ by the UK and Satan, support Mullahs and Rouhani’. But he says: ‘Why the Iranian people and Iranian universities don’t support me and my deals?’! (2014) […] Amid sanctions, high inflation and unemployment rates, and a failing economy caused by the IMF plans, corruption and
mismanagement
, Rouhani and Mullahs try to implement the the IMF Plans, the CIA plans, in Iran! The Left and the West just censor everything, and tell big and bad lies. Now the Lefty-CIA media like the Huffington Post refers to the IMF plans as ‘RouhaniCare’ ! The MI6 media like the Guardian refers to the IMF plans as ‘RouhaniCare’ !, as well. Now it’s quite clear who is behind the Mullah regime, which is a puppet, anti-Iranian regime”. They also add: “In these days, the US officials bark a lot, but Mullahs are Heroic Cowards, and just aid Iran’s enemies. Now Mullahs and Satan (Zarif & Kerry, Rouhani & UK/ IMF, Mullahs & IMF/ CIA, Mullahs & US/ UK/ France etc) are making love on a daily basis. Mullahs (Islamists) praise the Jewish-Satanic values, and the Jewish-Arab Satanism. Mullahs suppress Iranians, and make love with Satan and the West”. They also add: “Now Iranian workers demonstrate against Mullahs and the IMF. As people’s media reports: ‘Mullahs arrested many workers’ (2014) But the West and the Left censor workers protests in Iran. Mullahs, the Left and the West, ie the sons of Satan, are the same shits. Their ‘Economic Reforms’ are IMF Plans -which create more Corruption, more Poverty, more Injustice, more inflation, more unemployment, and more economic problems. Their Democracy is a joke. In their Satanic Democracy, the Big Brother controls everything. Now their own media says: ‘6 Corporations Control 90% Of The Media In America’, or ‘Canada snoops on WiFi users in airports and pubic places’, or ‘If You used Secure Email websites, including Tormail, the FBI Has Your Inbox’, or ‘The UK press says a system of mandatory prior censorship will be imposed‘, or ‘Orwell never could have imagined that the UK and the NSA would violate the basic human rights in this way’!”. They also add: “The 99% of Iranians hate the IMF plans. But Mullahs still try to satisfy Satan’s demands and the IMF’s demands! They say ridiculous things like: ‘Distribution of two small packages of staples among one group of Iranians is a good tactic. Those Iranians who wait for hours to collect these packages show that we can fool Iranians by such Divide and Rule tactics’. But do you know what Iranians say? They say: ‘Why people refer to the Mullah leader as Ali Geda (Ali, the beggar)?! Iranians know that Mullahs were beggars. But the beggars have become billionaires, because they have stolen our money and our national resources’. In Iran, you can see two main groups. One group say: Mullahs have stolen our oil, our money and everything. So, Mullahs should distribute free things among people, and you should see it as an opportunity (for getting part of your stolen money back), and seize it ! (Yek Mu az Khers Kandan …) Mullah products are cheap and nasty (2 zar ham Nemiarzeh), but when they are free, they are better than nothing’! Another group say: Mullahs just want to fool people. They just insult Iranians. Mullah products are very crappy, and even if they are free, they are good for nothing (Moft ham Nemiarzeh)! Mullahs must pay our stolen money back, but not in this way’. But both groups, ie almost all Iranians, are so mad at Mullahs and this British spy (Rouhani). They clearly say: ‘Our basic rights and our demands must be met; there is no other way’. But the West craps about Iranians, and the BBC says: ‘Iranians have become beggars. They must go knock on Mullah government’s door, to maybe get something’ ! (Feb 2014) British beggars, who were naked barbarians, say such things because they so desperate and worried. Now they ask their spies, including Rouhani, to apologize to Iranians! They know that Iranians will not allow a bunch of whores and spies to do whatever they want to do. They know that the Large Army of Angry Iranians is ready to explode, and the Big Bang is near”. In these days, many things are ridiculous, but informative. As some wise Iranians say: “Now Mullahs say Zanjani’s embezzlement is equal to Iran’s budget in one year! They say AN and his Basiji friends have stolen more than $700 billion. But it’s funny that the West and the Left censor such news!”. They also add: “In the West, the female prostitutes (who sell their body) are more honorable than the western intellects. In the West, the real prostitutes are journalists, intellects, think tanks, etc who proudly call themselves ex-CIA, ex-MI6, or ex-Human! In the West, almost all public figures -from lefty intellects to right-wing artists- are proud that their profession is the oldest profession (prostitution)! They are proud that they are CIA agents. These CIA agents -from Leveretts and Scott Peterson to NIAC and Tehran Bureau’s staff- go to Iran, make love with Islamists, and write about their ‘Going to Tehran’. They openly praise the Mullah regime, and the IMF plans in Iran! But they are angry that ‘Still, Iran does not look like a sanctioned country’! (2014) They and the Guardian, Huffington Post, BBC, PBS, CNN, AP, FT and other MI6/ CIA media ask Rouhani to implement the IMF plans, because as they say: ‘Iran should look like a sanctioned country’ ! (2014) The West is a joke. In the West, stupid barbarians have become ‘Defenders of Democracy, Civilization, Social Justice, or Modernity!”.

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As some wise Iranians say: “British Barbarians and their Orwellian media -including the Guardian, BBC, FT, Telegraph, Independent, Economist, etc- say: ‘Iran should respect extramarital affairs, drug addiction, financial corruption, prostitution, IMF Plans etc’! But do you know what they say about about their own country?! British Barbarians talk about solving social problems such as drug addiction and prostitution in the UK! (Dec 2013) The UK and France are banning Prostitution! They openly praise Britain’s Great Firewall, and Orwellian Censorship. They even say: ‘We have a certain number of principles’! But they openly pray for ‘a tsunami of extramarital affairs’ and ‘a tsunami of drug addiction and sexual diseases’ in Iran, and say it’s Modernity!”. Now anyone with half a brain knows that the West just wants to keep Iran weak, dependent, and unfree. As the wise Iranians say: “Since the 19th century, the West and its puppets (Mullahs, etc) have always tried to ruin Iran, and to hurt Iranians. Even in the 21st century, they openly praise racism, lying, cheating, hurting other humans etc and say such evil things are modern things! But Iranians know obvious things. They know that you can decide about your own life, including your s-e-xual life. You can be a single, and enjoy your freedoms. But if you got married and created children, you are not as free as before. You must care about your children. You have created children, and forced them to live in this world. So, you must care about their needs, their welfare, their life, their personal/ mental growth etc. You are free to decide about your own life, but you are not free to hurt other humans, including your children. Britons, killers, rapists, religious fanatics, and liars call themselves Moralists! But If you want to have a better life, a better world, and a better society, you should (1) care about the quality of life, and stop producing children (2) if you produce children, you should be responsible parent, and convert your children to normal, healthy and good people. As the media says: ‘over 11 million Iranians have never married, 14% of the population’. But it’s a good thing. Single men and single women can care about the quality of life, and make Iran a very advanced country […] The West and its puppets know that If you want to destroy a society, you should create irresponsible parents, and sick families, which suffer from many serious problems”. The West’s leaders are stupid pigs. But as some wise Iranians say: “Now even their own media blames pigs like France’s president, François Hollande, and says: ‘Holland uses a scooter to meet his second girlfriend, while the ‘first girlfriend’ stays at home! Holland is cheating on his partner’! In 2014, their media even says: ‘Michael Douglas claimed: I licked Catherine, and it gave me tongue cancer! [But now] he apologizes to Catherine Zeta-Jones .. Michael’s asked Catherine to give things another try and she’s agreed. It’s not just for the sake of the children .. In 2010, Douglas’s older son was sentenced to five years in prison for drugs dealing’ […] In 2013, Mullahs said: ‘France is Little Satan’, and the West said: ‘France is just Britain’s twin’! But now, a French delegation of more than 100 French Whores met with Mullahs in Iran. Now Rouhani and Mullahs, who are anti-Iranian spies, make love with Satan, the US, the UK and France. Mullahs love Jewish traditions and Britain’s barbaric culture, because as they say, Jews and Britons have a love of royalty -they even follow their Monarchy and their Religion in a [barbaric,] bloodline fashion! On the other hand, American-British barbarians love stupid whores, including Mullahs and other anti-Iranian stooges like Masoud Behnoud, Farideh Farhi, Akbar Ganji, Hamid Dabashi, and all Khatamists and the so-called journalists/ activists in Exile. British barbarians love Thieves Alley, Lefty Alley, and Barbarians Alley”.

As the wise Iranians say: “The UK and the US are troublemakers and disaster-makers, but they still love to call themselves King-makers, Hero-makers or Revolution-makers. In the past 100 years, they manufactured many crises in Iran, including the 1953 Manufactured Coup, the 1979 Manufactured Revolution, the 1997 Manufactured Reform, and the 2009 Manufactured Coup. They have manufactured many crises and disasters in the world. In these days, they are proud of their manufactured crises in Egypt, Syria, Ukraine, Thailand, Turkey, etc. They call themselves King-makers or Revolution-makers, and pretend that they can control the world. They pretend that all events and all changes are controlled by them! But it’s a big lie. Their media, their stooges, their Orwellian games, and their Wag the Dog’s tactics can only fool the Sheeple. They can only deceive naive people. They know that people like Snowden are everywhere. They know that their End is near. They know that more and more people are becoming aware […] Now they try to disappoint all people. For instance, the US media says: ‘In prior decades [American] students were a major force for social change. They played an active role in the Civil Rights movement, and the Free Speech movement. But today’s students [in America] don’t want to make a ruckus. They’re laden with debt. Since 1999, student debt has increased more than 500%. They buried students under so much debt. They made most Americans [slaves of the Big Brother]. People wouldn’t even try for change. Students would not protest’ ! (2014) They even add: ‘the American public [should] become so [stupid] that they no longer think reform is possible’ ! (2014) They know the truth, and say: ‘The Land Of The Free is now A Nation Of Sheep, Wolves, Pigs and Sloths‘ ! (Forbes, Sep 2013). But they don’t say that their people, and all humans, can easily get rid of Wolves and Pigs, if they decide not to live like Sheep”. In this year, many things need more attention. As some wise Iranians say: ‘Now even Americans talk about America’s barbarous side! In 2014, even Westerners say: ‘It’s not just Muslims that try to shut down art that makes fun of religion. In Australia, Christians are worst than Muslims’. Australia is a racist and backward country. But the UK is worse than Australia. Now many talk about ‘British Censorship’ and ‘British D-notice system’. Even the UK media says: ‘the UK media cannot publish [those facts/ news] that might damage the so-called national security [!] Britain [refers to this Orwellian system of Censorship as] the voluntary censorship system [!], known as the DA-notice system. The system is supposed to be consulted when news organizations are considering publishing material relating to the military or the [Big Brother]. The UK government controls the entire British media’ ! (Jan 2014) It’s the truth of the British Democracy, which is the first Orwellian Democracy”. In these days, barbarians still crap about Persia. But as some wise Iranians say: “British barbarians have forgotten that in the 19th century, they confessed: ‘From one point of view, Persia is the most democratic country in the world‘ [*] In the 19th century, Curzon said: ‘The administrative régime of Persia is in essence the same at this day as under the Achaemenian kings. Persia is divided into satrapies or provinces, ruled by governor-generals, and these are further subdivided into beluks, or districts, cities and towns’ [*] Americans and Europeans learned a lot from Persia. When Western barbarians even didn’t know what is government or managing a country, Iranians had a modern government, and a modern federal system. As Curzon confessed: ‘[Even] in the ancient time, Iranians had ‘governors, Daroghah (head of police), Kalantar (mayor of a city), Kadkhoda (the headman of a village) [etc]’ [*] When Europeans didn’t know what is Civilization, as Curzon confessed: ‘In Persia, every minister, every governor, every petty official, was surrounded by an immense staff of munshis, mirzas, and mustofis, i.e. clerks, secretaries, and accountants‘ [*] The West learned a lot from Persia. But they are so ungrateful, and so stupid. They still know nothing about ‘differences between the two worlds of culture and barbarism’. In the world of culture (Persia), the human values are the main laws. But in the world of barbarism (Britain/ the West), the law of the jungle and the Satanic laws – ie bullying, cheating, hurting, living like animals etc- are the main laws […] When Britons were savage barbarians, and even didn’t know what is language, literacy, book, pen etc Iranians were writing books about Culture, Civilization and Human values. When Britons and Europeans were eating humans, sucking human blood, and living live savage animals, Iranians were the first modern and cultured humans, who cared about literacy, education, culture, humanity, tolerance, and even vegetarianism. Even in the 19th century, Britons said: ‘elementary education is very cheap in Persia, the fees for attendance amounting only to from one to three krans (7d.) per month for each child’ [*] But they said it’s a bad thing!, because Iranians should not be educated people. They said: ‘We should organize a coup d’état in the Persian schools’! [*] Britain, British Mullahs, British stooges and British plots/ plans, as the first form of the IMF Plans, tried to keep Iran weak and dependent. They said it Modernism! They still say Corruption, Poverty, Cheating, Ignorance, Illiteracy, Population boom etc are modern things! But today’s Iranians know the UK and Mullahs, as they know tradition, modernity, and the conflict between tradition and modernity. As Iranians say, this fact that Barbarians want to teach us Civilization and Modernity is one of the best jokes of all times”.


Mullahcracy and Illusion of Democracy in America

June 29, 2013

The 2013 Mullah Show can remind you of an ancient story. As Iranians say: “Once upon a time, a ruler wanted to punish a stupid businessman. The ruler said to the businessman: ‘You have three options: (1) you pay us 100 gold coins (2) we beat you with sticks, 100 times (3) here, in front of us, you eat 100 onions. The stupid businessman said: ‘Your majesty, I eat onions’. But when he started to eat onions, he found it so hard. But he continued; he ate and ate, but when he had eaten about 80 onions, he was at death’s door. So, he said: ‘Your majesty, I cannot eat more onions. I’m dying. I accept the 2nd option. Please beat me with sticks’. So, they came and started to beat him. But he found it so painful. And finally he was at death’s door. He was not able to bear the pain of the last sticks. So, he said: ‘Your majesty, I’m dying. I cannot bear it. I accept the first option. I pay 100 gold coins’ ! The story of this stupid businessman became a legend/ proverb. And now, Mullahs and their Mullahcracy remind you of this ancient story. Now, Mullahs eat both onions and sticks!, before paying fines. As ancient Iranians said: ‘Idiots eat both onions and sticks, and finally pay heavy fines”. Now, the witty Iranians say to Mullahs: “Hey Idiots, if you want to make concessions, at least make some concessions that can create the illusion of democracy and can fool people into accepting the illusion of choice. Idiots, your concessions are like eating onions and sticks! In the 2013 show, you urinated/ shitted on Jalili, AN, and your slogans and your values. You urinated/ shitted on Sepah, Basij, and the whole regime. You chanted anti-Rafsanjani slogans, and you even disqualified Rafsanjani, while it was like disqualifying the regime. You paid a high price. But now, you, idiots, appoint Rafsanjani protégé, Rohani, as your President! Now, many say: Mullahs act like big idiots, because their teacher is British!”. They also add: “Mullahs are like UK/ US politicians. They are stupid charlatans. They know nothing about the illusion of Democracy and its importance. They don’t know that when people suffer from the illusion that they live in a democracy, their illusion shackle their will to rebel‘. Idiots don’t know that they should not shatter people’s illusions. They don’t know that their concessions should give the illusion of democracy and fool people. Mullahs are so stupid. They make concessions, but people are still ready to rebel !, because Mullah concessions are like eating onions and sticks. The Big Brother’s media tell big lies, pretend ignorance, or defend the regime. But Iranians know what happened in 2009 and 2013. Iranians know why Khamenei appointed Rohani, or why the West helped the Mullah Show. Iranians know what is election, what is concession or retreat, and what is like drinking the cup of poison or eating onions and sticks”. They also add: “A Fake Democracy can prevent people from rebelling. It can fool the world and people. It can prevent war, foreign plots, etc. A Fake Democracy is better than a Blatant Tyranny, and Mullahcracy can be a fake democracy like Western democracies. But Mullahs still try to prove that their regime is a balata tyranny and a puppet regime! Mullahs are proud that the US, the UK, and their whores already knew that Mullahs want to appoint Rohani, and they helped Mullahs/ Rohani [by telling big lies about Iranians]. Mullahs are proud that they act like big idiots and listen to foreign advice! They should try to solve real problems and calm people. This British Rohani and others must not be able to play with Iran’s economy like that Jewish shit (AN). They must strengthen Iran’s Rial. But they still try to strengthen US Dollar! Yah, If Mullahs try to give concessions to Iranians, it’s a good thing. If Mullahs make real concessions, or if they try to create the illusion of democracy in Iran, Iranians can accept it. But stupid things like repeating old lies, using old tactics, implementing IMF plans/ Enemy’s plans, aiding the Enemy/ Sanctions, giving concessions to the West, acting like big idiots, etc is like or worse than eating onions and sticks”.

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As the wise Iranians say: “the Age of Secular Revolution, Real Independence, and Real Awareness began in 2009. Now, more than 90% of Iranians hate Islamists and the Islamic regime. But it’s not the whole story. Now, Iranians know the West and/ or the West’s Fake Democracy. Now, the Iranian society is a modern society, at least as modern as the American society or European societies. Now, many Iranians are wiser than Westerners. And it’s so important”. As we said in [*]: “A Hope for Iranians, A Warning to Western Godfathers” [*] (check Archive), even the West confesses that “Iranian society is characterized by strong support for liberal values” [*]. Now, even the West says: “There is an abnormally large gap between the societal potential for liberal democracy in Iran and the actual level of democracy in the country”[*]. And “when such a gap exists, [sooner or later] the countrys level of democracy will adjust in accordance with the societys potential” [*]. Now, even Westerners say: ‘We are amazed by how ready the Iranian people are. Iranian societys potential for liberal democracy and Iranians tolerance is higher than what you can see in the West. The rate and number of religious fanatics or racist people in Iran is really less than the US [or Europe]”[*]. The large gap between Iran’s people and Iran’s regime is like a huge bomb. And as the wise Iranians say: “What the West and Mullahs did in the 2013 Show was a desperate attempt to fill the gap, and defuse the bomb. But when Iranians deserve at least something like US Democracy, old tactics and blatant lies cannot be attractive to Iranians”. Now, the West says: “Iran Can Turn Into a Liberal Democracy’ [*]. But as the wise Iranians say: “Now, even Mullahcracy can turn into a Fake Democracy like US Democracy”. They seriously- satirically say to Mullahs: “Don’t be so stupid, Mullahs. You don’t believe in your own religion and your own bullshits. And as you know, we, Iranians, don’t believe in such things, too. So, don’t make a fool of yourself. If you believed in your own bullshits, or even if you believed in ‘God and Prophets’, then you didn’t kill people, didn’t steal people’s money, didn’t tell big lies, didn’t plunder national resources, didn’t torture people, didn’t try to stay in power at any price, and didn’t act like the West’s bad guys. Now, it’s clear that ‘Mullah and West’ have the same religion: ‘Power & Money’. We, Iranians, care about the Good, the Truth, the Humanity, and the Human values, but you, Mullahs, are like the West, and you just care about ‘money, power, and staying in power at any price’. AhmadiNejad (AN) and his era revealed your true religion/ belief. You totally disgraced/ destroyed your values/ slogans”. They also add: “You have desire to mimic US politicians. Now, many say: ‘Mullahs try to mimic US politicians. Mullah games like ‘Democrats vs Republicans’ game, Orwellian lies/ tactics, Censorship/ brainwashing methods, etc show that Mullahs copy from US Fake Democracy’. You, Mullahs have enough Nastiness, Shamelessness, etc to run a Fake Democracy like US Democracy. But you are so stupid, and have bad advisers. You should stop listening to British advice. There is a better solution. We, Iranians can teach you how to establish US Democracy in Iran. It’s better for you, and Iran. It’s better than listening to UK/ US advice”. They also add: “You should know the pillars of a Fake Democracy. The first things that you should know is that ‘your Mullahcracy must be able to create the illusion of Democracy in Iran. Otherwise, your Mullahcracy is a stupid tyranny, not a fake democracy. Your 2013 games show that you are ready to sacrifice many things and learn new things. So, Stop listening to foreign advice and UK advice. As you know, friendship and affair between you and them is like affair between two bad guys, who are ready to cheat, betray, or kill each other. [Bad guys just care about money and power, not friendship]. And that’s why, you, Mullahs and the West don’t trust each other. You know the fate of Pahlavi, Mubarak, Bin Ali, etc. Stupid sedatives are not solutions; Britons are not friends, idiots. Now, Jack Straw says: ‘Rohani is welcome in Western capitals but no one should crow about it[!] because it will undermine him [!!]’ (June 2013) or UK says: ‘Khamenei is the master of the tactical retreat’! (June 2013). They love your idiocy. They say: ‘this election restores the damages of the last 8 years’! They just play a stupid, old game. British barbarians eat their friends! So, instead of listening to foreign advice, listen to what the wise Iranians say. It’s better for you, and Iran”.

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Unfortunately, many know nothing about the long story of ‘Fake Democracy” or “Illusion of Democracy” in the West. As some wise Iranians say: “Western Democracy is nothing but a Fake Democracy. Even the Athenian system was a form of aristocracy, not democracy. Even if you accept this lie that ‘In Athens, each citizen had a voice in the assembly’, you should know that most Athenians had no voice, because they were slaves, not citizens. More than 60% of people in Athens were slaves!, who were treated like animals. The so-called British Democracy is worse than the Greek jokes. In the past 400 years, the British System was a stupid form of Aristocracy. Before the 20th century, only about 10% of the Britons, ie the rich males, had the right to vote”. We will write more about the history of Democracy, and the role of barbarians and the uncultured West in creating “Fake Democracy”. Iranians, like other normal humans, want real Democracy, not the West’s fake democracy. But as some Iranians say: “When even the US is a fake democracy, and when no county enjoys a Real Democracy in this shitty world, ‘Turing Mullahcracy into US Fake Democracy’ can be a pragmatic step in achieving real democracy. The US system is a little better than the Mullah system, because the former is a fake democracy, but the later is a blatant tyranny”. As the wise Iranians say: “Most Iranians boycotted the 2013 election show, because there is no election. Khamanei appointed Rohani as his President, because he knew that Iranians are so angry, and he is really in a dangerous situation. Now, people say: ‘Mullahs and the West just want to drink the cup of Poison, and make a deal’. Iranians are not stupid”. They also add: “Mullahs retreated. Rejecting Jalili, or treating Jalili, Qalibaf, and Velayati like shits is important, but the West and whores say nothing about it. Jalili was equal to Sepah, Basji, and the last 8 years. Jalili meant ‘The 2009 Coup’. Iranians guessed that Khamenei would appoint Jalili, because rejecting Jalili not only was a big confession to the 2009 coup, but it was equal to urinating/ shitting on the Mullah regime. But on 14 June 2013, Mullahs and Khamenei urinated/ shitted on their own regime and their own slogans, and it was a big surprise. It was a victory for Iranians. But the West and its whores censor such facts, and still talk nonsense about ‘gradual reform’! They still repeat their old rubbish that belong to the Stone Age”. It’s a good point. Khatami and Khatamists are dead in Iran. Now, Iranians know that the so-called Reformists are nothing but stupid charlatans/ traitors. As the wise Iranians say: “If a stupid pig like Khatami is a Reformist, then Khamenei can be a Great Reformist! Iranians should ask/ get concessions directly from Khamenei. Now, we all know that he can make surprising concessions. Of course he and Mullahs are afraid that giving real concessions can lead to a ‘Revolution’. But when the West is anti-Iran and anti-Democracy, and when they only support all anti-democracy groups (Pahlavists, Marxists, Islamists, terrorists [MEK], etc) and when they try to keep Iran weak and unfree, if Khamenei and Mullahs make real concessions, Iranians will not repeat the 1979 mistakes. If they give us real concessions, we don’t reject them. But they should make real concessions. Mullahs still act like retards, and don’t care about their public image and the Illusion of Democracy. They destroy their own public image!, and also Iran’s public image. And it just serves the West’s interests. But US politicians, at least in the past, didn’t act like Mullahs. For instance, both the US and Mullahs control and filter the media/ internet. But Americans do it secretly or indirectly, while Mullahs openly, stupidly, and harshly fuck and filter everything”. They also add: “Mullahs act like retards, and don’t care about face-saving formulas. But Americans, at least in the past, didn’t act like Mullahs. Both the US and Mullahs control election candidates, but Americans use indirect controls such as money, while Mullahs openly ban/ disqualify most candidates (even Rafsanjani), and shit/ urinate on the Illusion of Democracy!”. They also add: “It’s funny that the US goes backwards and Mullahs can go forwards. Now, Americans act like Mullahs and destroy the Illusion of Democracy/ Freedom in America. The stories of Wikileaks, OWS, PRISM, the 2012 US Election Farce, supporting all anti-democracy groups, etc show that USA really goes backwards. Now, they kill the American Dream and the Illusion of Democracy in America. Now, they openly praise Censorship, Control, Corruption, Discrimination, Fanaticism, Nazism, Extremism, Racism, Tyranny, Injustice, etc and that’s why many talk about the End of America. In fact, the US system is nearing the End, because it even cannot give the illusion of Democracy any longer“.

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As the wise Iranians say: “Mullahs try to convert their Mullahcracy into something like US Fake Democracy. But they don’t know that the main pillar of any Fake Democracy is the illusion of Democracy. If you cannot create the illusion of choice, and if you cannot give the illusion of democracy to your people, you are a Blatant Tyranny, not a Fake Democracy. As Americans say: ‘Americans suffer from the illusion that they live in a democracy. And their illusion of having some liberties shackle their will to rebel‘. But Mullahs don’t care about such things, and just eat sticks and onions”. They also add: “Mullahs tell bad, stupid lies. For instance, on 15 June 2013, the Iranians went to the streets and chanted anti-AN and anti-Tyranny slogans, but the Mullah TV said: ‘Iranians went to the streets to thank our great leader, Khamenei’! Mullahs and Khamenei still tell stupid lies and insult people’s intelligence. But when all Iranians can see/ feel the truth, stupid lies just make people angrier, and shatters all illusions. When all humans hate hyperinflation/ corruption/ financial crisis, Mullahs say: ‘people love AN, hyperinflation and financial crises’! Mullahs act like Mullah Nasreddin and ridicule themselves. When shits like Janati and the Mullah Guardian Council kill the illusion of Democracy, and when the internet, the media, journalists, artists, writers, thinkers, etc are openly and harshly banned, censored and filtered, Mullahcracy is nothing but a blatant Tyranny”. They also add: “Mullahs say: ‘We tell big lies, but they (West) tell big lies, too. We hate Democracy, but they (West) hate Democracy, too. We have censorship, but they have censorship, too’. It’s not wrong, but the important point is that Westerners act like chameleons, secretly and indirectly! But Mullahs act like big idiots, openly, harshly, and shamelessly. Mullah don’t believe in their own religion and their own laws. But when both people and Mullahs don’t believe in such things, Mullahs must stop making people angry”. They also add: “We all should think about real solutions, and feasible solutions. Americans talk about ‘illusion of choice’, ‘illusion of voting’, or ‘illusion of Democracy’ in America. They truly say: ‘Democracy is dead when money controls power . US politicians call themselves public servants, while they are as corrupt as Jack Abramoff. America suffers from the tyranny of money and corruption’. In America, fake debates, election farces, tyranny of money, etc are so laughable. They sell and buy everything, including politicians, laws, freedom and democracy! US Capitalism is Free Corruption, not Free Market. But it’s not the whole story. US system is still better than an absolute monarchy. Absolute monarch even tells his subjects what to wear, what to drink, or how to breath/ fart! In the US, you can write and publish many things, and instead of censoring or silencing you, they boycott you! But in a blatant Tyranny, you can write and publish nothing; you even cannot fart freely!”. They also add: “The US has serious problems. In the US, most people are stupid, or have great illusions. Only some Americans talk about ‘The Myth of Voter Choice in a Two-Party Tyranny’. Only a few Americans know US corrupt electoral system or ‘the injustices of the two-party-tilted electoral process’. Most Americans are ignorant, and America needs Awareness, public awareness. If many Americans become aware, and ask for real changes, real freedoms, etc, then the US system would change. But now, as some Americans say: ‘Most Americans don’t know that US election laws/ practices severely discriminate [..] Democratic Party and Republican Party control everything [..] We only choose the Lesser of Two Evils. Our elected officials routinely break their election promises and are always free to flout the wishes of their constituents‘. But most American don’t care about such things, and many non-Americans are not aware of such things, or think that only non-Americans call themselves public servants (Khadem) and try to fool people! As Americans say: ‘Most Americans have no real opinions, but only impressions. They are shaped by propaganda, and a typical ‘Wag the Dog‘ strategy’. Unfortunately, many Americans are fanatics. In 2012, more than 57 million Americans (47%) voted for [a stupid Mormon]. The number of religious fanatics in America is much more than Iran’s [we have already written about ‘Religious Fanatics’ in the US, check Archive]”. They also add: “But most Iranians are not fanatics. Iranians are not racists. They care about all humans. Iran (Persia) is an ancient civilization before any country of the West existed. An as the West says: ‘The Persian Lion (Iranian lions) can change the world’ ! So, we say to Mullahs: ‘It’s shameful that the stupid West has a Fake Democracy and can fool the world, but you [..] Iran at least must have a fake democracy like US Democracy. You love the Republican-Democrat games, and you try to play such games in Iran (AN as a stupid Republican; Rohani as a stupid Democrat, etc). But you still act like big idiots. You screw the illusion of Democracy. You insult people and ban everything. You torture Iranians and force them to believe you! Your Mullah Logic is the Logic of Sword!, that belongs to non-Iranians and blatant tyrannies. But US and the West could fool and manipulate the world, because they could give the illusion of choice/ democracy. It’s US Fake Democracy, stupid! You, Mullahs, eat both ‘onions and sticks’. [Yah,] your Mullahcracy can turn into a fake democracy like US Democracy, and a Fake Democracy is better than a Blatant Tyranny. But at first, and at least, you should know the pillars of A Fake Democracy and the importance of the illusion of Democracy”.


In 2013, Orwellian West says: 1000 = 75 Millions !

May 7, 2013

“In 2009, the UK and the US said: 1million = 24millions! And now in 2013, they say: 1000 = 75 Millions! Is it the true meaning of American Progress ?!”, the witty Iranians say. In this year, the West and the Western media remind many of “Ministry of Truth”. As the wise Iranians say: “Now, the West tells ‘Dorugh-e Shakh-dar’ (Lies that have horn!), aka Orwellian lies. Now, it’s the West that censors the news, falsifies the facts, tells big lies, and praises Bullying, Barbarism, Fascism, etc. It’s the West that openly helps all anti-democracy forces, from Marxist-Islamist terrorists to Pahlavists. Now, we all can see that Western Democracy is an Orwellian democracy, and Western Freedom is an Orwellian freedom. The story of Iran, Greece, Spain, EU, UK, USA, Canada, Egypt, Syria, etc show that Freedom and Democracy in the West is an illusion. But we, Iranians, want/ seek real freedom and democracy. And now we all know that the West is mainly and directly responsible for the tragedy of Freedom and Democracy and our pain and suffering in Iran and the whole world“. If you want to know why Iranians say such things, you should simply open your eyes! As the wise Iranians say: “If you want to know why the West is the Enemy of Truth, Freedom, Democracy, and Humanity, what the West does/ says about the notorious anti-democracy groups is enough for you”. In 2013, the West’s big lies are laughable and informative. So, in these Orwellian days that the internet speed and the internet filtering in Iran is horrible (and it’s a direct result of the collaboration between the West and the Mullahs), let’s take a look at some notorious groups and how the West tells Orwellian jokes like 1000 = 75,000,000:

Monarchists (Pahlavists): We have already written about Monarchists (Pahlavists). They are a small anti-democracy group that more than 99% of Iranians know them & hate them. Recently, as some wise Iranians say: “Pahlavists and Reza Papeh (Pahlavi) have officially declared: ‘Reza Pahlavi won our election by [only] 610 votes [!!]. So, he is the elected leader of the Iranian National Council [!!]‘ (March 2013). But as Iranians say: ‘Who cares about the old farts, known as Monarchists (Pahlavists). They make a fool of themselves. But who cares? They are bad jokes’. But when Iranians don’t give a shit about the old farts (Pahlavists) or laugh at them, the Orwellian West and their media tell big Orwellian lies. For instance, AP had an Orwellian report and said: ‘The son of Iran’s toppled shah becomes the spokesman for a nascent movement [!] The Iranian National Council [!!], brings together tens of thousands [!!] of pro-democracy [!!!] people from both inside [!!!] and outside Iran [!!]’ (AP, 2 May 2013) Can you believe it?! When even Pahlavists confess that Reza Pahlavi has only 610 fans/ supporters, AP and American media act like ‘Ministry of Truth’. In 2009, Iranians joked: ‘What does VOA stand for? Voice Of Assholes’. And now, Iranian joke: ‘What does AP stand for? Asshole Press or Associated Pigs (Pofyooz)‘. The Orwellian AP tells big lies about a self-appointed National Council, while Reza Papeh and his aide Abbas FakhrAvar -a notorious spy that lives in USA and works for the Mullahs, the VOA and the CIA- just reveal the secrets of the Orwellian US. Little turds like A. FakhrAvar can show you how Monarchists (Pahlavists) work for Mullahs and CIA. But the West’s IQ is less than zero and their self-evident lies like 610 = 75millions, prove many things. Some say: ‘It’s a shame that AP articles about Iran usually contain big Orwellian lies’. But a joke like 610 = 75,000,000 is not a shame. It’s […]”. We should write more about the Orwellian AP and the Orwellian US.

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Islamist-Marxist Terrorists (Rajavists): We have already written about the notorious MEK that is a small, terrorist group. This group has about 5000 members and 6000 names like MEK/ MKO/ PMOI/ NCR/ NRC, etc! The Rajavi cult is a notorious anti-democracy group. They refer to themselves as Mujahed (Jihadi) or Marxist Jihadi, but the US and the CIA openly and shamelessly delist and support the Marxist Jihadis! As some wise Iranians say: “It’s interesting to know that each day the US media use one name as the name of the terrorist MEK! They try to cover up this notorious group and fool non-Iranians, and that’s why the Rajavi cult has 5000 members, but [6000 names]! About 3000 thousands of them live in Iraq (Ashraf Camp & Liberty Camp); the rest live in Europe and America. They have no access to newspapers, radio, television, or internet. No one can criticize Rajavi and no one can leave the Rajavi cult. Their cult is like a one-way street; you can enter, but you cannot exit! [We have already written about ‘The Secrets of Camp Ashraf’ (check Archive)]. But the US and the UK openly and shamelessly support such Islamic-Marxist-Terrorist cult, while 99.99% of Iranians hate them. In this year (2013), the Brits and the British Parliamentary Committee for Iran Freedom [!!] declares: ‘In Iran, the main democratic opposition group is the MEK (PMOI) [!!] Let’s once and for all turn to the Iranian people and welcome the MEK as the true representation of Iran [!]’ Can you believe it ?! The Orwellian-Barbarian Britain openly supports Mullahs, Marxist Jihadis, Pahlavists, and all anti-democracy groups. The British barbarians and the American neo-barbarians in US Congress openly and shamelessly support the Marxist-Islamist Terrorists (MKO) and even allow them to open Office in Washington, near White House! More than 99.99% of Iranians hate the MEK, but the UK and USA love and praise the terrorist, Islamist, Marxist MEK! Now the American barbarians in US Congress, including Dana Rohrabacher, say: ‘The MEK was placed on the US foreign terrorist organizations. But it was a mistake. The MEK is a secular and democratic group! Iranians love the MEK!’. American Barbarians and British Barbarians are really the same shit”.

Balatarin.com, RoozOnline.com, etc: We have already written about the so-called Iranian journalists/ activists in exile and their betrayals. As some wise Iranians say: “The 2009 coup and the 2009-2013 period showed that the so-called Iranian activists/ journalists in exile work for the CIA, the MI6, and/or the Mullahs. Now, Iranians and anyone with eyes open know that all anti-Iran media in exile! -from Balatarin, RoozOnline, Gooya, and Radio Zamaneh to Kaleme, Jaras and GreenVoice, have only about 1000 users/ managers, who are pigs and spies in exile. In this year (2013), all users/ members of a bankrupt cesspool like Balatarin or RoozOnline are about 100 whores that are paid to betray the truth. In this year, no one cares about Balatarin and its founder, Mehdi YahyaNejad -who is a Basiji faggot that works for the CIA- except the Orwellian West! The Western media still refer to Balatarin as ‘the popular Iranian website’ ! (BBC, April 2013). They still tells big lies about Balatarin and pretend that 100 = 75 millions!, and that’s why [we still write about this bankrupt cesspool]. In this year, most Iranians know pigs like RoozOnline’s founder, Masoud Behnoud, who is a notorious agent that has licked the ass of Big Brother (MI6, Savak, Mullahs, etc) for 40 years. Behnoud and his friends manage, control, and/or write for RoozOnline, Balatarin, BBC Persian, GreenVoice, ManotoTV, etc. They are about 100 faggots and spies that UK, CIA, and Mullahs pay them to misinform/ mislead Iranians and non-Iranians by telling big lies. In 2009, they destroyed the Green movement, because many Iranians didn’t know these pigs. But now, most Iranians know them and hate them. Now RoozOnline has started to publish big Orwellian lies in English! Their Orwellian crap like ‘Are Iranians Outside Connected to the Voices Inside the Country?’! (April 2013), written by an Islamist faggot, Taghi Rahmani, is funny. As Islamist whores and Behnoud’s protégés, Taghi Rahmani and his wife tell laughable lies like this: ‘Iranians still love the Mullah regime[!] Iranians still care about the election shows[!] During the 2009 protests, Iranians just wanted to help our beloved Islamic regime and our leader, Khamenei [!!] Foreign-based Iranian opposition [!] transformed the core demands of the people [!!] to forms of regime change‘ It’s exactly what they say. But such Orwellian bullshit appears on the first page of search results, if you google for ‘Real Voices of Iranians inside Iran’ !! Big Brother still loves the so-called journalists/ activists in exile, who are actively involved in telling big lies and helping CIA, UK and Mullahs. But while the number of these bastards is near 1000, the Orwellian West says: 1000 = 75 millions! In 2009, most of these 1000 pigs were worried about their beloved Mullah regime; but in 2012, they openly helped the anti-Iran sanctions and the Jewish Barbarians. They shamelessly helped the West’s anti-Iran Racism and the anti-Iran propaganda. They still have an active role in the West’s psywar, aiding the Enemy (West&Mullahs), torturing Iranians, and destroying Iran. These bastards, aka [the Mullah’s men] have a clear mission: Aiding the Mullahs and the West in Destroying Iran and Keeping Iran weak and under tyranny. They love Mullah Epic!, and defend the Mullah regime. And the West says: 1000 = 75,000,000!” God Bless Goebbels !

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The Big Brother’s media (aka the CIA Media, the MI6 Media, etc): Unfortunately USA is turning into USSA. As some wise Iranians say: “Many Western media censor, boycott, and falsify the voices of the ordinary people. They are the Big Brother’s media. They are known as the CIA media, the MI6 media, etc. But the real tragedy is that many American media and Lefty media are among the Big Brother’s media”. They also add: “The 2009-2013 period is full of tragedies. But it’s good that the West reveals its true colors. It’s a godsend for Iranians and all good guys. It’s good that the Orwellian media like the Guardian (GU), BBC, AP, NYtimes, Washington Post (WP), Huffington Post, Radio Liberty (RL/RFL), Enduring America (EA), Tehran Bureau (TB), etc prove that: ‘In the West, Freedom means licking ass, censoring news, and telling big lies; and Democracy means bribery (lobbying), corruption, and brainwashing’. It’s good that the notorious CIA/ MI6 agents and/or Orwellian journalists like Scott Locus (EA), Gareth Smyth (TB/ GU), Jason Rezaian (TB/ GU/ WP/ etc), Golnaz Esfandiari (RL), Kamali Dehghan (GU), Leveretts, etc reveal the true face of the West. In their media, a rug man (Farsh Forush) like Jason Rezaian becomes journalist/ analyst !, and they publish his bullshit/ big lies in their mass media. A rug man (Farsh Forush) can easily sells his pen like his rugs, and that’s why the CIA pretends that businessmen are journalists or intellects !“. It’s a good point. When a rug man becomes journalist/ analyst!, tells big lies (like ‘Iranians love AN, Obama and US sanctions!’) and they publish his Orwellian lies in the Western mass media -from the Washington Post to the Guardian- it’s obvious why Iranians say: ‘Bayad Fatehe Qarb ro Khund’ (the End of the West is near). As some wise Iranians say: “In today’s West, telling big lies and praising the Big Brother’s agents is in fashion! For instance, in Radio Liberty’s ‘Iran’s Presidential Election Poses Dilemma For Voters’ (3 May, 2013), they praise Taghi Rahmani! In RL’s Orwellian report, Rahmani repeats Behnoud’s big lies, and says: ‘Historically, 40 to 50% of Iranians take part in any [election shows !!] 40 to 50% will vote [!!!], the regime will only add to that 10% [!!!] and make it 60% [!]”. In 2012, we wrote about “Iran Election Boycott and Western Media” (check Archive), and as some wise Iranians say: “In 2012, the turnout was about 10%, and the regime added to that 50%. In 2009, the Mullahs and the UK said that in some cities 120% voted for AN! And in 2013, they can say that the turnout is 130%! Who cares?! What they say is a bad joke; but the Orwellian collaboration between the Mullahs, the CIA/ MI6, and pigs like Behnoud, Rahmani, Abdi, etc is important and informative. Now, the CIA media and their beloved agents like Behnoud, Leverett, Jason R., etc say: ‘By not voting Iranian citizens could lose a rare chance to have an impact on issues that affect their daily lives’ !! (May 2013) or ‘People are very worried about the future. That could lead many to vote [!!]’ (May 2013) They try to pretend that the year 2009 didn’t exist! Of course sometimes they confess: “Iranians say that they refuse to participate in an election organized by an establishment with blood on its hands”! (May 2013) But they often try to pretend that Iranians are stupid, while Iranians have already answered to these idiots. In 2009, the Iranian people created a great Anti-Mullah Movement, that history will never forget it. The 2009 anti-Mullah movement is one of the greatest modern and peaceful movements in human history. In 2012, Iranians showed that they are smart and don’t become pawns in the West’s scenario. The 2011 UK riots, the OWS, the Canadian/ Greek/ Spanish/ EU protests, the Egyptian Farce, etc showed that how wise, modern, smart and brave today’s Iranians are. History will never forget today’s Iranians and their Wisdom and their Heroism. But the Orwellian West still says: ‘1000 faggots/ spies in exile = 75 million Iranians !”

Khatami and Islamists (Khatamists): We have already written about them and their betrayals. As some wise Iranians say: “The West refers to these cowards and traitors as Reformers/ Reformists! But they are great traitors to Iran and Iranians. They completely destroyed all hopes for a real reform. Good concepts like Reform was completely destroyed by Khatami and his friends. Khatami and Khatamists were/ are Opportunists and Charlatans, not Reformers & Reformists. They work for the CIA, the MI6, and/ or the Mullah Gestapo. Khatami and Khatamists only took advantage of our pain and suffering to keep the Mullah regime safe and to suck/ steal our wealth. In 1997-2009 era, the ordinary Iranians were killed and tortured, but Khatami and Khatamists became millionaires and billionaires! In 1997, the young Iranians created a great Reform Movement, and changed many things in Iran. But Khatami and Khatamists destroyed the people’s hopes. In 2009, the Iranian people created a great and historic Anti-Mullah Movement. But Khatami’s friends destroyed the people’s movement. Khatami is a great ass-licker/ traitor. The West loves him, because he is worse than Shah Sultan Hussein. In this year, about 1000 spies/ pigs supported Khatami, but the UK, the CIA, and the Marxists pretend that 1000 = 75 millions! They even tell big lies like this: ‘Talk of a possible run by Khatami has sparked excitement and hope [!!] among those who feel disenfranchised [!!] by the 2009 election and the repression that followed [!!] The desire for Khatamis return can also be seen as a reflection of the broader societal desire for cooperating wit