The Ayatollah Great Satan: Nation of Slaves

March 7, 2015

These days are Historic days. What the bad guys do and say is a Historic Farce, and what you read here is a fictional story about real news, real events and what is really happening in these days:

(In the Big Brother’s Temple, the so-called Western leaders and Western masons are discussing the new world orders) The Ayatollah Great Satan: “We are here to discuss the wedding arrangements”. The Ayatollah Mongol: “The main issue is the people. It’s hard to see Great Satan and Mad Mullah as husband and wife”. The Ayatollah Idiot: “I think we don’t need any marriage. We, Mullahs and Great Satan, are fucking partners. We have always fucked each other without any legal marriage”. The Ayatollah Satan (aka Little Satan): “Yah, we have always fucked Mullahs. They are our beloved slaves. We love Mullahs. But now we are openly making love with them, and the world is watching”. The Ayatollah Retard: “I am worried. We should try to discuss wedding arrangements, or to discuss funeral arrangements?”. The Ayatollah IMF: “What do the people say about our love affairs?” The Ayatollah Straw: “Americans are good sheep. Americans are mind-controlled slaves. But Iranians are not stupid. We don’t have any option except Blocking the internet, Censoring all news, censoring the voices of all Iranians …”.The Ayatollah Mason: “Iran is a real problem. Iranians even know the Best Masonic CIA agents such as Noam Chomsky. Iranians know Jewish Freemasons such as Chomsky – who is a grand master in the service of Darkness and Falsehood”. The Ayatollah Motherfucker: “The US or the UK is A Nation of Sheep, A Nation of Slaves. We have no problem in the United States of Sheeple. In the United States of Slaves, people are good slaves or good sheep. But Fu-ck Iran”. The Ayatollah Barbarian: “Yah, Iran is not the West. Iranians are much wiser and smarter than Americans, Brits and others. We should Nuke Iran”. The Ayatollah Great Satan: “Calm down and tell me what Iranians say about Netan-Yabu”. The Ayatollah Zionist: “Iranians just laugh at the Ayatollah Yabu (Netan-Yabu). They know that Netan-Yabu is just playing the role of the bad cop, the silly bogeyman (LooLoo) Iranians know why Zionists are so happy about the Nuclear Turkmanchai (deal) between Mullahs and USA”. Ayatollah Retard: “Now even kids can see that there is a wedding in the ass of Netan-Yabu. But …”. Ayatollah Mason: “But the West’s Sheeple are blind and stupid. Only Iranians …”. Ayatollah Idiot: “Only Iranians know this laughable Show (Siah Bazi), this Sham fight (Jang-e Zargari). All Iranians know that pigs such as Rouhani/ Rafsanjani and Netan-Yabu are old friends. Iranians know Mr Mullah Contra. They know Iran Contra”. Ayatollah Mongol: “Yah, Iranians know that Islamists and Zionists are Brothers. They know Mullah Contra and our silly games. We need new games”. Ayatollah Straw: “Now our media say: To Netanyahu, Peace Is an Existential Threat ! But Iranians laugh, and say: To both Zionists and Islamists, Peace, Freedom and Democracy Is an Existential Threat ! To the US and the UK, Peace, Freedom, Democracy, Humanity, Truth and A Better World Is an Existential Threat !” Ayatollah Mason: “We can only fool non-Iranians. Iranian people know our Sham Fights (Jang-e Zargari) & our Laughable Games (Siah Bazi). Iranian people know that Netanyahu is Netan-Yabu, or Rafsanjani is Rasman-Jani. They know Mullah Fath Ali Shah”. Ayatollah Straw: “Iranians make joke and say: When Obama, John Kerry or Netanyabu went to the US Congress, then US Senators stood and chanted: ‘Sele Ala Muhammad, Yavare Rahbar Amad ! (God Bless American-Jewish supporters of Mullahs/ Islamists)! But …” Ayatollah Motherfucker: “But non-Iranians don’t know such things. They are retards. They still think Zionists, Islamists, Mullahs and the West are enemies of each other”. Ayatollah Sick: “Netan-Yabu’s show was a silly show. He just revealed our … ” Ayatollah Straw: “Don’t worry; We ask our agents – ie our intellects, our media, our journalists, our lefts, our Marxists and other Masons- to pretend that Iran should accept the Nu-Clear Turkmanchai because of Netan-Yabu !”. Ayatollah Idiot: “Do you think Iranians buy such things?” Ayatollah Savage: “Who care about Iranians. Fu-ck Iran”. Ayatollah Barbarian: “We cannot fool Iranians. We should hurt Iranians. We should Nuke them”. Ayatollah Satan: “We should fool non-Iranians into helping us in hurting Iranians”. Ayatollah Mason: “We should Block the internet in Iran. We should censor the voices of all Iranians”. Ayatollah Satan: “We have censored millions of Iranian comments. In Feb 2015, If you google/ search for ‘Rouhani Harum-zadeh’ (Rouhani, the stupid Bastard; Harum-zadeh = Bastard; Stupid Bastard) in Persian, then you find no Persian results! (Zero Persian result) ! Now we and our Google try to hide millions of Persian pages/ comments about Rouhani Harum-zadeh”. Ayatollah Idiot: “It’s funny that if you google/ search for ‘Khamenei Harum-zadeh’ in Persian, you can find many things in Persian. But if you google/ search for ‘Rouhani Harum-zadeh’ in Persian, you find nothing but unrelated English Pages!”. Ayatollah Retard: “I am worried. Now if people google/ search for ‘Fuck Rouhani’, Rouhani Internet Censorship, Rouhani increases Internet Filtering/ Censorship etc, then they can see …”. Ayatollah Mason: “Don’t worry, man. Our Mullahs and this Motherfucker Rouhani Block the Internet in Iran, but all media should censor news and say: the Fucking Rouhani is a defender of Internet Freedom ! Our Rouhani badly Increases Internet Filtering & Internet Censorship in Iran, but all media should say: This Motherfucker Rouhani defends Internet Freedom in Iran!” Ayatollah Mongol: “Do you want to fool the people in this way? It’s obvious why Iranians call you Father Sag (Father Dog) or Mother Sag (Sag = Dog). Apparently you just want to destroy our Masonic Velayat, our Satanic Velayat in Iran”. Ayatollah Sick: “Iranians know our Mullahs and Mirza/ Masons such as Mirza Ali Akbar Salehi, Mirza Iraq-chi, Mirza Javad Zarif, Mirza Hassan Freemason (Rouhani) and other non-Iranian agents of the MI6/ CIA. When our media reports: (Ayatollah Barack) Obama calls on Mullahs to agree to 10-year freeze on nuclear activity‘! (March 2015) All Iranians just laugh”. Ayatollah Retard: “All Iranians, even the 3%, know why Ayatollah Monkey (Obama) openly says: In (any) Good deal for America, Mullahs should commit to Freezing nuclear program for at least 10 years ! During (Rouhani era) we’ve seen Mullah not advance their program. In many ways, Mullahs rolled back elements of their nuclear program‘ !! (March 2015) All Iranians just laugh because they know us. Iranians know our 2009 CIA Coup. Iranians know Mullah Fath Ali Shah and this British Spy (Rouhani). Iranians know why the Western officials praise the Mad Mullah Dictator, call him Genius, and say: ‘He is forced to choose at the end of the day either to save his regime or to save his nu-clear facilities, Im confident he will choose to save the Regime! (And) It’s what we want’ !! (2015)”. Ayatollah Sick: “After a lot of huffing and puffing (Arro-Gooz), and after a lot of blood and pain, even the 3% cannot accept our dictates about Fordo, centrifuges, freezing, roll back etc. What we should do?”. Ayatollah Idiot: “We need new games”. Ayatollah Savage: “Our games cannot fool Iranians. Iranians have their own analysis. Iranians can see the Truth. Iranians can see the facts. Iranians are not blind. We should Nuke them”. Ayatollah Barbarian: “Iranians even know Jewish/ Islamic Freemasons such as Ahmad Tavakoli, who learn Islamic Economy from the UK. Iranians know Mr. Mullah Contra, Mr My Azad University. Iranians know that ISIS (Islamists) and Zionists are Brothers. So we should Nuke them”. Ayatollah Mason: “We cannot fool Iran’s people. Even the best Masonic media such as the Guardian or NYT cannot fool them. The Ayatollah BBC is so hateful in Iran”. Ayatollah Satan: “I have a good plan. We increase the internet censorship. We even Block the internet in Iran. Then our media -all media including Alternative media and any fucking free media- censor all news and all facts. But it’s not the whole story. When we are blocking or fucking the internet in Iran, our CIA agents, our media and our journalists say: Iranians love the Fucking Rouhani; Iranians Thank the Savage West & this British Motherfucker (Rouhani) for more Censorship & Sadism! We even say: CIA companies help Mullahs; Google and Mullahs are friends, as Google and China are friends, and as Western companies and all Dictators are friends”. Ayatollah Retard: “Are you kidding? You want to fool the people in this way?”. Ayatollah Satan: “the West’s sheeple are so stupid. We can say: Retard is Genius! We can talk about Dictators and Google or ‘Google and Mullahs’, and say: Google Helps Dictators, because Google is a Force of Good. We can say: The West supports Dictators and Terrorists because the West is a force of Good”. Ayatollah Straw: “We can fool Non-Iranians. But we should increase Internet filters and all kinds of Censorship & Sadism in Iran”. Ayatollah IMF: “We have asked our Mullahs to implement more IMF Plans. We want to create more Economic Instability. But all Mullahs should help us”. Ayatollah Savage: “Don’t worry, darling, all Mullahs are our Masonic Brothers. The Mullah Parliament is a Masonic Lodge. They just obey our orders”. Ayatollah Zionist: “Yah, Don’t worry, all Islamists are our Brothers”. Ayatollah Mason: “But the fuc-king Iranians laugh at us & our Mullahs. So we should strongly defend Mullahs. We should show that the UK is officially Qayem/ Vakil Vasi (Passionate advocate) of Rouhani and Islamists”. Ayatollah Sick: “Are you kidding?” Ayatollah Mason: “No, we no longer try to cover up our dirty tricks. We should increase Air Pollution in Iran. We should nuke …”. Ayatollah Idiot: “Calm down Brother, you are totally confused”. Ayatollah Satan: “Iranians have confused all of us”. Ayatollah Straw: “Iranians make jokes, and say: In the UK or the US, the 99% are slaves and/or idiots. But in Iran, the 99% are wise and smart people. But if you ask: Why Iran is not like the US? The answer is clear: because in both countries, the 1% rule the country !“. Ayatollah Satan: “Iranians know Colonial Powers, Islamists, Puppet Regimes and other Evil forces”. Ayatollah Barbarian: “So we should nuke …”. Ayatollah Mongol: “You are totally confused because Iran is not the US or the UK. You can play Silly games/ Orwellian Games with Americans or Brits. But in Iran, you are faced with a Great Nation. Iranians have no media and no voice. All countries, all media and all Journalists betray them. But you cannot fool them. It’s the Miracle of a Great Nation”.

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The Ayatollah Great Satan: “What do Iran’s people say about us?”. Ayatollah Idiot: “You have sowed the seeds of Hate. And Now Iranians just laugh/ spit at the Ayatollah America. They even ask: Do only Retards and Bad guys live in America?! Do only Slaves and Idiots live in the US?! Why the West’s good guys are silent? Why the US is a Nation of Slaves? Do only barbarians and bad guys live in the West? …” Ayatollah Satan: “We have sowed the seeds of Hate, and so all Iranians hate us. But don’t worry. We make all Iranians our enemies But …”. Ayatollah Retard: “But do you want to openly say that Basijis are your friends?!” Ayatollah Sick: “All Iranians are becoming Anti-American, while Savage Islamists are pro-American! It’s so funny”. Ayatollah Mongol: “All Iranians laugh at us, and make jokes about us. They say: The West is the Mother of Mullahs; so: Fuck the Mother of Mullahs!”. Ayatollah Mason: ‘Please don’t repeat their F-words here. Please be polite”. Ayatollah Retard: “You kill and torture people, and then talk about Politeness?! Please don’t play such silly British games here”. Ayatollah Mongol: “Iranians use a lot of F-words about us. In the best case, Iranians say: Fuck you Rouhani, Fuck your Father/ Mother or Fuck Mullahs, Fuck their Father/ Mother. It’s just the politest thing that Iranians say in these days”. Ayatollah Idiot: “All Brothers should know why all Iranians curse the Father/ Mother of Mullahs. Iranians actually know the Father/ Mother of Mullahs”. Ayatollah Sick: “Yah, Iranians know us. They know the UK and the US. They know this British Spy (Rouhani) and all Mullahs”. Ayatollah Motherfucker: “But who care about Iranians. The mass media openly say that Rouhani is Made In Glasgow, Rouhani is our Masonic Brother, but non-Iranians are blind. Rouhani is a British Mason. Rouhani does/ says the worst Anti-Iranian things in Iran’s history. But non-Iranians are blind & stupid”. Ayatollah Straw: “Only Iranians know us & our Rouhani. They refer to us & our Rouhani as ‘Father Sag’ or ‘Sag Father’ (Sag = Dog) They say: Rouhani is Father Sag, or Rouhani is Mother Sag. They know who is the Father/ Mother of Rouhani. They know us. But …”. Ayatollah IMF: “But we should try to hurt Iranians, and to fool non-Iranians. We implement all IMF Plans in Iran, while Marxists defend the IMF and IMF Plans in Iran”. Ayatollah Satan: “We should ask the Ayatollah MI6 and the Ayatollah CIA to praise the Mullah Fath Ali Shah for accepting the Nuclear Turkmanchai. They should say: the Mad Mullah is a Genius because he wants to accept the Nuclear Turkmanchai !”. Ayatollah Idiot: “Now the Ayatollah CIA’s media, including the Ayatollah Washington Post and New York Times (NYT), openly say such things. They say: the Mad Mullah Dictator is a Genius and an Intellectual!, and the Nuclear Turkmanchai is the strategic triumph of Mullah Leaders! (March 2015)”. Ayatollah Mongol: “Really?! God Bless Goebbels! Your US media are worse than the Nazi media”. Ayatollah Idiot: “I am worried. Now even kids laugh and say: Mad Mullah is a Genius at Stupidly and licking the West’s ass”. Ayatollah Mason: “Don’t worry. We have always said that Puppet Dictator -from Shah to Mullah- is a Genius! Now our agents -including Zibakalam- openly say: Qajar, Fath Ali Shah or Shah Sultan Hussein was a Genius!“. Ayatollah Sick: “Really? this stupid MI6 agent, Zibakalam, says such things?”. Ayatollah Straw: “Yah, all Iranians just laugh at such MI6 agents”. Ayatollah Idiot: “All Iranians just laugh at Rouhani’s men. They know the UK stooges. They know why Rouhani is Father Sag, why Rouhani is Mother Sag”. Ayatollah Great Satan: “Our Rouhani should not show his true colors in this way”. Ayatollah Mongol: “But Rouhani and his Masonic Cabinet just tell the worst jokes in Iran’s history. In these days, Hojati and Rouhani’s men say: “the Price of Chicken is increasing, because Iranians eat a lot of Chicken! We export Iran’s Chicken to the West or Arab states, because Iranians should not eat a lot of Chicken‘ ! (March 2015)” Ayatollah Great Satan: “It’s a joke, isn’t it?” Ayatollah IMF: “No. It’s not a joke. We ask our Rouhanis to say such things”. Ayatollah Zionist: “So it’s obvious why all Iranians say: This British Motherfucker (Rouhani) is much worse than the Jewish Shit (AhmadiNejad). It’s obvious why Iranians call you Retard or Father Sag”. Ayatollah IMF: “We ask our Mullahs to say such things because we want to create Economic Instability and to hurt Iranians in this way”. Ayatollah Idiot: “In this way? Masonic Islamists just show their true colors. Islamic Freemasons just reveal their secrets. Why the Masonic Cabinet of Rouhani should say: We increase the price of Chicken from 50,000 Rial to 80,000 Rial, because Iranians eat a lot of chicken, and because we should export Iran’s Chicken to other countries?! Do you want to create a Revolution in Iran, or …”. Ayatollah IMF: “We just want to create Economic insatiability and … “. Ayatollah Retard: “But you just prove that Mullahs are Masons, and Islamic Economy is Masonic Economy. Do you want to put an End to our Masonic Velayat in Iran?”. Ayatollah Idiot: “Now Iranians talk about Islamist-British Masons such as Ahmad Tavakoli, and ask: Why should Islamists (Tavakoli, Basijis etc) go to the UK Masonic universities, and learn Islamic Economy from London?! Why should Islamists (Iraq-chi, Rouhanis etc) go to Britain’s Masonic universities, and learn Islamic Politics & Islamic Law from the UK?!”. Ayatollah Mason: “But who care about Iranians. Islamists should learn Islamic politics in London. Mullahs and Islamists should learn Islamic Economy from the UK. We need non-Iranian agents such as Rouhanis, Tavakolis and Jebel Amelis”. Ayatollah Sick: “Jebel Amelis are Arab faggots from Lebanon (Jabal Amel)?”. Ayatollah Straw: “Yah. But Iranians know all Arab faggots and non-Iranians who control the Mullah regime. Iranians even know that Ali Akbar Salehi is an Arab/ Iraqi CIA agent. But …”. Ayatollah Idiot: “But I am worried. Why non-Iranians like Ali Akbar Salehi (born in Iraq) insult Iranian people’s intelligence in this way? These Arabs just make Iranians …”. Ayatollah Savage: “But non-Iranians are idiots, and don’t know such things. Don’t worry, man. We can Nuke Iran. We can kill all Iranians”. Ayatollah Great Satan: “What do the Mullah media say about Nuclear Turkmanchai?” Ayatollah Sick: “Now all Mullah media are silent, and say nothing about Nuclear Turkmanchai !” Ayatollah Mongol: “Our Mullah Leaders suffer from Shitty Mourning (Azaa gereftan) and Shitty Confusion (Goh Gijeh gereftan). And so our Mullah media, our Basijis and our exiled media suffer from Shitty Silence (Khafeh Khoon gereftan)!”. Ayatollah Great Satan: “What Iran’s people say about Nuclear Turkmanchai?” Ayatollah Straw: “All Iranians just laugh at the Mullah Turkmanchai”. Ayatollah Retard: “They make jokes, and talk about Campaigns such as: ‘I Love Nuclear Turkmanchai’ ! ‘I Love Mullah Fath Ali Shah’ ! ‘I Love the Ayatollah America’ ! ‘I Love the West’s puppet Dictator’ !”. Ayatollah Mongol: “They make joke, and talk about a lot of good campaigns such as ‘I Love Masonic Islam’, ‘I love British Mullahs’ , ‘I Love Savage Islamists’ , ‘I Love British Barbarians’ , ‘I Love the Ayatollah BBC’, ‘I love the Ayatollah Freemason’, ‘I Love the Ayatollah IMF’, ‘I Love Western Censorship’, ‘I Love the Ayatollah West’, ‘I Love the Savage West’ !”. Ayatollah Mason: “It’s a good idea. Basijis and Islamists can really have campaigns such as: ‘I am Basiji, I love Great Satan’, ‘I am Basiji, a Lover of Zionist IMF’, ‘I am Islamist, I Love Zionist IMF”. Ayatollah Idiot: “Are you kidding?” Ayatollah Straw: “No, it’s a good idea”. Ayatollah Idiot: “It can be a good idea for the UK or the world of Animal Farm, but not for Iran”. Ayatollah Motherfucker: “Americans and Brits are good sheep and good slaves. In the United States of Animals, they know nothing about the world. In the United States of Slaves, they don’t know that Mullahs/ Islamists are puppets of the West. They even don’t know that Mullahs, Arabs and Zionists are Brothers. We can easily fool them. We can tell them: Mad Mullahs are Intellectuals, but Iranians …”. Ayatollah Satan: “But Iranians know our Masonic world, our Animal Farm. Iranians even laugh at our Alternative Media, at our Sham Freedom & Sham Democracy. But …”. Ayatollah Zionist: “But we should Nuke Iran. We cannot fool Iranians”. Ayatollah Satan: “We cannot fool Iranians. But we can pretend that Iranians are stupid, but those who live in the United States of Sheeple are modern people. We can say that those who live in the United States of Slaves are modern people. We can say that Iranians are idiots, but Mind-controlled slaves are modern people”. Ayatollah Sick: “Yah, the West’s Sheeple even don’t know the difference between Google or Gagool. They even think internet filters, internet censorship, Sadism or NSA Evil acts are good things. They think Barbarism, Sadism, Bullying, Torture, Tyranny, Censorship or any Evil Act is good as long as Americans are doing it! They even don’t know why the West’s journalists should not be CIA/ MI6 agents! They even don’t know why the Western media, even the so-called Alternative Media are C-IA media or Big Brother’s media. They are such retards. They even don’t know Ayatollah Monkey (Obama) or Ayatollah Netan-yabu. But Iranians are not stupid”. Ayatollah Motherfucker: “The West’s people are mind-controlled slaves. The story of OWS or Snow-den showed how stupid they are”. The Ayatollah Straw: “I love this Nation of Sheep. (Even in our Orwellian Films such as ‘Citizen Four’ [2014] ) You can see idiocy and foolishness in their faces, in their eyes”. Ayatollah Motherfucker: “The mass brainwashing methods in the US, and the mass mind control methods in the West are really working. We can use our old brainwashing methods and our misinformation/ disinformation tactics in the US, the UK and the whole West”. The Ayatollah Sick: “Yah, Citizen Four or Citizen Kane is actually Citizen Fool, Citizen Slave , Citizen Sheep. In the West, Citizenship is actually Citizen Sheep. In the West, Citizen Sheep is just listen to what we and our media dictate. Now only Iranians and wise people ask: Where are the West’s good guys? Why the West’s good guys are silent? Do only Bad guys and Barbarians live in the West? Do only animals, Sheeple and Slaves live in the West?”.


2015 Jokes: The Insanity of Blatant Lies

January 24, 2015

In this new year (2015) many things are laughable, and many things are sadly funny. In these days many facts and many news seem like jokes. So, lets take a look at some good, bad or sick jokes of these days:

As some Iranians say: “Islamists are really Masons or Mashang. Just look what the Anti-Iran Mullahs, MEK, Basijis, ISIS/ ISIL (DEASH), Savage Saudis etc do and say about their religion -ie Masonic Islam or Tazi cults. Now instead of talking about Iran, Iranian values, great men of Persia, or Iranian version of Islam/ Religion, Mullahs defend savage Saudis and their religion. Now, in Jan 2015, Mullahs say to the West’s youth: Try to gain a direct and firsthand knowledge of this religion !! But they don’t say what would happen after that, after gaining a direct and firsthand knowledge of this religion! As you know, All Iranians have already gained a direct and firsthand knowledge of this religion. You can ask Iranian people about what would happen after gaining a direct and firsthand knowledge of this religion!”.

As some wise Iranians say: “Do you know what Criticism, Censorship and Free Speech mean in the West? In the best case, the West makes an intellectual gesture, and says: You are free to speak, and we are free to hurt you. In fact, their Free Speech is Free Sadism/ Censorship. These years showed that only IF you say: I Love the West, then they don’t censor you. But If you criticize the West, they will censor you. And This is Western Freedom. In the UK, Critics are called Extremists, but Whores and Ass-lickers (Khayemals) are called Critics and Intellects. In the UK and the West, If you criticize them and tell the Truth, then they will call you Extremists and they will censor you. And this is their Freedom or Free Speech. In the West, Censorship is Freedom. They openly say Journalism is the Arts of Deceit or the Arts of Lying. In the UK, intellects and journalists just learn the Arts of Deception, the Arts of Telling Big Lies, the Arts of Ass-licking and other Orwellian Arts. In the UK and the West, those who have the ability to understand things and think intelligently and independently are censored or ignored, but those who have the ability to lick the Ass of Big Brother and to tell Big Lies are called Experts or Intellectuals!”

As some Iranians say: “the best monkey and the best joke of these days is Sadeq Zibakalam, without explanation … Non-Iranians can ask Iranians about masons and monkeys like Zibakalam and Ali Motahari .. In these days, Zibakalam wrote a letter to Sweden (not to Norway) and asked them to give the Nobel Peace Prize to Basij & DEASH (ISIS/ ISIL). And it’s not a joke. Zibakalam is Basiji, and he loves Basij, DEASH and those who see Religion as a barbarian, illogical and irrational thing … So Lets write a short letter to Denmark (not to Norway) and tell them: Dear Denmark, Please give the Nobel Prize for Stupidity to Zibakalam and the UK media. This stupid monkey openly says: I hate Science, Logic, and Rationality; I love religion, because religion is a stupid, illogical and irrational thing. But the UK media call this stupid monkey Intellectual. They -like all Mullahs- really deserve the Nobel Prize for Stupidity, because they clearly show how Masons think/ act, and who are Masonic whores/ retards”.

As some wise Iranians say: ‘In the past 35 years, specially after 2009, all Iranians (+97%) have gained a direct and firsthand knowledge of the Mullah religion and all religions, and that’s why Iranian people say: (any) Religion minus Iranian values (ie Human values) is equal to Satanism and Satanic Cult’ or ‘Islam minus Iranian values is equal to DEASH (ISIS/ ISIL)’ or Religion/ Islam minus Iranian values is equal to ISIS/ DEASH/ Basiji/ Mullah/ Saudi/ Satanic/ Wahhabi version of Islam. In fact, Iranians -who have gained a firsthand knowledge of religions/ cults- talk about what they have seen by their own eyes. But when Islamists want to reject what Iranians say, Islamists use the Logic of Sword, and try to act like DEASH and to hurt Iranians. And in this way, Mullahs and Islamists prove that they are good guys!, their logic is not the Logic of Satan!, and their religion/ cult is not the Religion of Lies and Sadism! In fact, Mullahs, Islamists and Jewish/ Christian fanatics kill and torture all people & critics, use the Logic of Sword & the Logic of Satan, but refer to such things as Morality or Religion of Peace! In fact, If you want to destroy Religion, Morality etc, you should act like Islamists, or ask Mullahs and Masons to defend Religion, Ethics, Morality etc”.

As some wise Iranians say: “Millions of websites, including Facebook and Twitter, are officially blocked in Iran. Masonic Mullahs have increased terrible censorship and terrible internet filtering in Iran. Rouhani has increase all kinds of Censorship/ Sadism, including the Terrible Internet Censorship/ Filtering in Iran. Mullahs openly say: Facebook, Twitter etc are Zionist, as the IMF is Zionist/ Imperialist and the US is Great Satan. But now Mullah media, UK media and all Masonic media proudly say: Rouhani and Khamenei have an active Zionist Facebook and Twitter page! But as Noam Chomsky and Marxist say, the love story of Mullahs and their Zionist Facebook, like the love story of Mullahs and their Zionist IMF, show you that Mullahs are really honest, anti-Zionist and anti-Imperialist! Khameneis Twitter account, in which his stupid letters are published, just force all Iranians to use a lot of F-words (Foshe Khar Mathar etc) about Mullahs, the UK and the West. All Iranians (+97%) know why Khamenei or Mullahs love Zionist Facebook/ Twitter or Zionist IMF. Iranians know why Mullahs implement their Zionist IMF plans in Iran, and openly make love with their Great Satan and their Zionist Imperialist Brothers. But Noam Chomsky and Marxists say such facts show that Mullahs are Anti-Zionist and Anti-Imperialist !”.

As some Iranians: “Rouhani has increased MITM attacks
(Man-In-The-Middle Attacks) and all kinds of Terrible Internet Censorship/ Filtering/ Spying/ Jamming etc in Iran
. But the West censor all facts and all news of Iran. Instead of talking about Rouhani’s evil acts in Iran, the UK and the West just tell big lies, praise Rouhani, and say Rouhani is a defender of Internet Freedom because Rouhani, Khamenei and Mullahs have active accounts/ pages in their Zionist Facebook, Twitter and other so-called Zionist websites! So it’s obvious why Iranian people use a lot of F-words (Foshe Khar Mathar etc) when they talk about Mullahs (Rouhani, Khamenei etc) and the UK. The West, the Left and the Western media love Mullahs and the love story of ‘Mullahs and their Great Satan’, the love story of Mullahs and their Zionist Facebook, Twitter etc, and the love story of Mullahs and their Imperialist IMF. They say such facts and such love stories show that Marxists and Mullahs are Anti-Imperialist! Now Marxists openly say: Iran’s people and those who really hate Islamists and Imperialists are pro-Imperialist. But those who really love their Great Satan, their Zionist/ Imperialist IMF, and their Imperialist Brothers are anti-Imperialist! Marxists, Masons and Mullahs are bad retards, and say to the West’s youth: Don’t believe the propaganda! Study or Examine this religion! This is not entirely hypocritical, Barbarian, Sadistic or Big lies! … But Iranians just laugh and say: Areh Arvah-e Amatoon!”.

As some Iranians say: “Now the Mullah media talk about Walk with the Devil, Walk with Great Satan, Dance with Great Satan etc. Now even their Mullah TV says: On January 14, US Secretary of State John Kerry and Mullah FM Javad Zarif (made love) in Geneva. But Why Mullahs Make Love with Great Satan in public places?’ !! In fact, now even idiots and retards ask: why after a lot of Arro-Gooz (Barking & Farting) and rejecting any kinds of negotiations with Great Satan in normal conditions (ie when it was good for Iran), now Mullahs make love and negotiate with their Great Satan and US Bullies in the worst conditions, ie when the Savage West / USA say many anti-Iranian things, threaten Iran with nukes, force and sadistic sanctions, and badly support Is-real, Anti-Iran Arabs etc. Now Instead of rejecting negotiations under such farcical conditions, Mullahs and Islamists just lick the ass of their Great Satan, and badly disgrace themselves. After a lot of Arro-Gooz, Mullahs lick the ass of their Great Satan or US Bullies. But now even retards and the 3% talk about Fatehe Velayat (End of all Mullahs)”.

As some Iranians say: “The Mullah media reports: Zarif walks with Satan! But they still say nothing about the role of Zarif in the 2009 CIA Coup, and how Zarif and Mullahs made love with Great Satan, William Burns and other American pigs in 2009. Now after a lot of Arro-Gooz (Barking & Farting), Islamists make love with their Zionist IMF/ Great Satan/ UK etc, and clearly show you what was the main goal of the 2009 CIA Coup. Now Islamists Walk with Satan and Dance with Satan, because Islamists are nothing but the sons of Satan. Who can forget the role of Islamists in the 19th century, in Reza Shah’s farce, in the 1953 CIA Coup, in the 1979 Coup, in the Savage Iraqi attack to Iran, in the Mullah-Contra etc. Now, in Jan 2015, Islamists and Zarif go to Paris, and make love with Great Satan and French Faggots (Laurent Fabius etc) – who have created a big and new Anti-Muslim Farce in France! Islamists are such Muslims. Their paradoxes, their big lies, their hypocrisy and their Arro-Gooz are beyond your imagination. But all Iranians (+97%) know Islamists well, and that’s why Iranians hate Islamists so much. Now Iranians refer to pigs like Javad and Jack Straw as ‘Jack-o Javad’ or Jack-o Janevar! (means: stupid animals/ masons etc) As our people say, the Anti-Iranian regime of Mullahs is nothing but a cesspit of Jack-o Javad & Jack-o Junevar (stupid animals/ masons etc)”.

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As some Iranians say: “Saudi Arabia is a very backward country, but the West and the US see Saudis as their allies! The US and its Terrorist allies are bad jokes … Saudi King died and went to hell. The Death of Saudi King again showed that dictators, bad guys, slaves of the West, and sworn enemies of Iran will go to hell. But Mullahs don’t learn their lessons. Mullahs still lick the dirty asses of Tazis and the West. Now all Iranians hate Savage Saudis so much. Even the good Arabs hate Savage Saudis. But Mullahs still love and praise Saudi Arabia and Savage Arabs. Now it’s clear that their Oil game is a silly game that Mullahs love it. If you want to know the whys, you can talk a look at the Guardian and what the UK media say about Rouhani, oil price, IMF plans and Rouhani’s evil acts in Iran. They stupidly think they can justify all evil acts -including the love story of Mullahs and IMF/ Great Satan- with the story of Oil price. They are bad retards. They write silly letters to the West’s people, but the West’s good guys and normal people just laugh and say: ‘Look who is suddenly concerned about cruelty and tyranny! Your hypocrisy is sickening … After the way you killed and tortured Iranian citizens in 2009 you are in no position to …”.

As some Iranians say: “After 2009, and after the story of the 2014 Yalda, even idiots can see that Mullahs are not Iranians. In Jan 2015, and during the 2015 Asian Cup, even idiots can see that the Mullah TV is Arab TV or Anti-Iran TV. Instead of showing Iranian fans, they show savage Arabs/ Anti-Iran Arabs! The Mullah TV is really a cesspit of whores, Masons, Arabs and non-Iranian pigs from Iraq, Lebanon, UK etc. So instead of showing Iranian fans and caring about Iran, Persian Gulf etc, they praise Anti-Iran Arabs and sworn enemies of Iran. The Mullah TV and Mullahs love Arab players such as Omar Chalquz, Ottoman Oskol, Abdol Koskhol, Majed Jakesh, Yazid Goh-khor, Antar Meymoon, Walid Mongol, Amer Qater, Fahad Meymoon etc because Mullahs and Islamists are Anti-Iranian Arabs/ Locust-eaters. Even the 3% know that Bad Arabs and bad Iraqis are Ahl-e Kufeh (so ungrateful) ! But Mullahs love Ahl-e Kufeh ! Mullahs hate our Iran, our Iranian values, our great Civilization, our Great Persia, our Persian Gulf, our Iranian Legacy and all good things. Mullahs censor the pictures of Iranian fans, because Mullahs are not Iranians. Mullahs and Islamists are Locust-eaters and Shit-eaters from Masonic families and Arabian cesspits. Mullahs are the sons of the Masonic UK, and their Masonic Mission is destroying Iran’s economy, Iran’s industries, Iran’s sports, Iran’s resources and all part of Iran”.

As some Iranians say: “If you still ask: why the West and the US create and support Islamists, Bahais, Islamist-Marxist terrorists (MEK/ PMOI) and other Satanic cults? you should try to know Mind Control and Cult-building projects in the West. For instance, Project MK-Ultra was officially a Mind Control project in the US, and now even Americans talk about ‘Project MK-Ultra: One of the Most Shocking C-IA Programs of All Time’, and say: ‘In 1976 and 1977, the U.S. Senate conducted investigations and even held a joint committee hearing on the CIA MK-Ultra Project. You will not believe what they (US Congress) said. They themselves (confessed that C-IA & Big Brothers ask) American Universities, American Prisons and American Hospitals to Conduct Mind Control projects! According to the hearing report, 86 universities or institutions were involved .. For some of the US hospitals that participated in Project MK-Ultra, tests were conducted on children .. On the Senate floor in 1977, US Senators (openly said): the Deputy Director of the C-IA revealed that many universities and institutions were involved in Mind Control and Mass Mind Control projects’ ! It’s what Americans say. In fact, the West and the US see the members of MEK or ISIS as laboratory animals for Mind Control projects …”.

As some Iranians say: “These years show that If you are a good guy, then the West hates you. But if you are Barbar or Bardeh (Barbarian or Slave), then the West loves you, and call you intellect, expert, modern people etc. Slaves lick the ass of the West. Slaves have no intellect and no skill except Kun-e Akhund lici (licking the Mullah’s ass), Kun-e America lici (licking America’s ass), licking France’s ass, licking the UK’s ass, or Licking the ass of Dictator/ Shah/ Zahak/ Satan etc. But in the West, these slaves and ass-lickers are called Intellectuals. Slaves attack Iran & modern people of Iran, but worship the Savage West, Western Sadists and Western barbarians. These stupid animals are slaves of fashion, slaves of media, slaves of money, and slaves of the West. These stupid slaves and retards call themselves intellectuals or modern people!, and say: Oh, yah, we intellectuals eat this shit or that shit; we, modern people, read/ listen/ watch this shit or that shit; we, modern people, lick the ass of the Barbarian West; but Iranians, free men, real intellects or real modern people are backward people or stupid people because they hate to think or act like slaves and ass-lickers. Whores and Slaves of the West are such retards”.

As some Iranians say: “Now savage Islamists and brutal dictators have become Freethinkers !, and say to the West’s youth: ‘ Attempts to find answers to these questions will provide you with an appropriate opportunity to discover new truths ! But as you know, in 2009 Iranians tried to find answers to these questions but Mullahs and Islamists killed and tortured Iranian people and provided all humans with a good opportunity to discover new truths. Now even idiots can see that Mullahs, Marxists, Islamists, the West and all bad guys hate Freethinkers and those who try to study/ examine facts, to ask serious questions, and to discover the truths. The 2009 Massacres and the 2009 CIA coup had many historic lessons. Now when the Mullah leader says to the West’s youth: I dont insist that you accept my reading or any other reading of Islam’ !!, it just shows the depth of Mullah bankruptcy & hypocrisy (In Iran, Islamists say: you should accept forced Hijab, this shit or that shit because all people must accept our reading of Islam /religion) Iranians know Islamists well, and say: When Islamists want to fool you, they make such liberal gestures. It’s what they did in 1978, before the 1979 Disaster in Iran. At first Islamists try to fool you, and then Islamists try to kill you, torture you or hurt you, if you don’t accept their barbarian reading of religion, ie if you reject forced Hijab, Intolerance, Barbarity, Logic of Sword, Censorship, Sadism and other Satanic things. Islamists even steal your votes, steal your money, steal your country, and steal everything because Islamists are stupid slaves of the Devil and the Masonic UK/ West”.

As some Iranians say: “In Jan 2015, the Masonic Mullah TV do and say many Anti-Iranian things. Just look what they say about Farabi and Great men of Persia. The Mullah TV say: Farabi was both an Arab and an Iranian !! Can you believe it?! These Anti-Iranian animals, Mullahs, say such silly jokes (Bebin Turk-i ta che hadee … !) They really said Arab, not Muslim. Basiji faggots openly said: Farabi was both an Arab and an Iranian! Mullahs and Basiji are such brainless non-Iranian pigs. They write silly letters to the West, but they say nothing, even one word about Iran, Persia, Great men of Persia and this undeniable fact that Iranians and Persia created the so-called Islamic Civilization and Islamic Golden Era. Tazis and Savage Arabs were like today’s DAESH (ISIS/ ISIL), and acted like DAESH. If you read history, and do research, you can find the truths. Tazis, like DEASH, were ruthless barbarians, and they even didn’t know how to utter or spell Culture or Civilization …. Mullahs are savage Turks, Tazis and non-Iranian slaves of the West. If Mullahs were not such brainless retards/ slaves, then Instead of writing stupid letters to the West or Savage Arabs, they would write letters of apology to the people of Iran and the youth of Iran”.

As some Iranians say: ‘the West is really like or worse than Mullahs. In fact, Mullahs are stupid animals because they are slaves/ stooges of the Savage West. In the West, bad guys and criminals control almost everything. Even their Tor Project is a stupid farce, and now their own media say: the Tor Project has recently suffered from two security setbacks which have called into question just how safe users on the anonymity service are. The first big major setback was the cancelation of CERT’s attendance the Black Hat 2014 talk which would have dealt with attacks on Tor and how it is possible for Tor to be breached. The shameful cancelation raised the possibility that government or Big Brothers (control Tor) … In any case, it’s best to assume that Tor is (a product of) the NSA’ ! Idiots such as Richard Stallman should be proud of themselves and their beloved N-SA Tor”.

As some Iranians say: “The Western Hypocrisy is hypocrisy of the worst kind. Just look what the West and its Terrorist allies do. They kill civilians and innocent people in Africa, Asia and other part of the worlds, but call themselves good terrorists, good barbarians, or a good force of Evil. They say: the West, the US or its Terrorist allies can kill you and torture you, but if you punish Western barbarians and Western bullies, then you are bad terrorists. The Savage West, US senators and UK/ US officials are worse than animals. They stupidly try to bully Iran, to hurt Iranian people, to censor all news of Iran, to help Rouhanis, and to impose their sadistic sanctions on great people of Persia, but they call themselves a good force of Evil, Good terrorists, Good Sadists, Good devils, Good Bullies, Good Evil, Good Barbarians etc. They openly show that the M-I6 and C-IA are like or worse than KGB and Gestapo. But they say the C-IA and M-I6 are good devils, good killers, good sadists, good torturers, good Censors, good barbarians, etc. But Why the UK and the West love and use many paradoxical and Orwellian terms such as good Barbarity, good Bullying, Good Genocide, Good Evil, Good Satan, Good Sadism, Good Terrorism, Good Censors, good Bad Guys etc ?!”.

As some Iranians say: “the Western Idiocy is idiocy of the worst kind. Just look what they say or do about their Barbarian-Satanic projects such as MK Ultra and Mind Control projects in the West. The West openly tries to enslave children and to turn children into s-ex slaves and spies. But they still pretend that the West cares about children’s rights or human rights! Now it’s clear what the End of America or the End of the West really means. Now it’s clear why the wise Americans refer to America as A Nation of Sheep. America, like the UK, is really A Nation of Slaves. If you search the internet, you can find many documents about MK Ultra Project, Congressional hearings, MK Ultra Mind Control Hearing, or the victim testimonies of mind control projects and barbarian projects in the US and the West. Such facts should create a Big Revolution in the US and the West. But A Nation of Sheep or A Nation of Slaves don’t care about such important facts. The Tragedy of Idiocy in the West is unbelievable. They are really a Nation/ Society in a state of Trance (Jama-at Chorty, Mellat Khab-Zadeh/ Nashe …) They are the United States of Trance. But they still pretend that a Nation of Sheep is a modern nation; and Sheeple, slaves and barbarians are modern people !”.

As some Iranians say: “the fate of A Nation of Sheep is clear. Disinformation and Misinformation tactics cannot change the facts and their fate. They stupidly say a Nation of Sheep is an modern/ advanced nation, but Iran is a backward nation because in and after 2009 all sane humans could see how wise and modern is the Iranian nation. In today’s world, the only nation that fight against bullies, barbarians, tyrants, all forces of Darkness and all bad guys is the Iranian nation, the great nation of Persia. But they say Iranians are backward people, because Iranians don’t want to be slaves and because Iran’s people and the Cradle of Culture & Civilization (Iran/ Persia) ask all humans to join the force of Light, and to fight against Demons (Deevs), Bullies, Barbarians and the force of Darkness. All barbarians and bad guys want to destroy Iran, the Land of Aryans, because Iran is the Home of the Good and the Home of Human Values, and because many humans can see the power of the Iranian Logic, the power of the Truth, and the power of Iranian values. They hate Iran, the Land of Aryans, because they hate the Good, the Truth and the Human values. They are bad retards. They proudly say: the Barbarian West tries to hurt, bully and enslave all nations and all humans, and it’s a good thing. They are proud of their Barbarian West and their inhumanity and insanity. But now all normal humans are becoming aware, and can see the West’s true face, as they can see that the Real Solution is Awareness and caring about Iranian values”.


West and Rouhanis: Truths or Bad Jokes ?

October 27, 2014

The bad guys still try to hurt Iranians, to tell big lies, and to censor all news. In this year (2014), the bad guys still insist on sowing the seeds of hate and shattering all illusions, and Iranians use satire as a tool to criticize the bad guys. Here lets take a look at one of these satirical comments.

Some wise Iranians say: “Rouhani’s acts and the West’s systematic Lies and Censorship are so ridiculous. So lets use satire to see what the West and its Rouhanis really do and say. (What you read here) is just a satire. But it’s important to note that what Rouhanis (ie Mullahs) do and say is not very different from the satirical versions of their acts or speeches. Rouhani’s acts and Rouhani’s speeches are so shameful and so ridiculous. In 2013 and 2014, and in his Orwellian speeches, Rouhani tells Stupid and Orwellian crap like this: In the name of Satan. In the name of Great Britain. As we know, and as the Ayatollah UK media says, we have converted Iran into ‘Heaven on Earth’. We have increased Censorship, Tyranny, Oppression and IMF Plans; and as we know, it’s the real Freedom and Democracy. As we know, and as the Ayatollah UK media says, Censorship is Freedom, and Tyranny is Democracy. I am Rouhani, and I am not a Colonel. I am worse than a Colonel. As you know, I have implemented the IMF plans in Iran, and I have created more poverty, more injustice, more corruption and more censorship in Iran. In fact, I have tried to fuck this country, and to convert this country into ‘Heaven on Earth’. So, Iranians love Rouhani, and that’s why Iranians say: Rouhani is a Free-Mason (FM); Rouhani is a stupid faggot; Rouhani is a British spy. Iranians say: Rouhani, like all Mullahs, is a liar, an enemy of the people, and a puppet of the West. Iranians say such things, because Iranians love Rouhani and all Mullahs. Mullahs are Free-Masons (FMs), and sons of Satan. So, Mullahs are good guys and men of God. The 2014 Referendum shows that the 97% of Iranians hate all Mullahs and all Islamists. But as U.K. media says, Iranian people love Mullahs and Islamists. The 97% of Iranians hate all Rouhanis and all Islamists so much. Only the 3% (ie whores, Basiji faggots & non-Iranian spies) love and support us. But as the Ayatollah Britain, the Ayatollah Chomsky and the Ayatollah CIA say it means that all Iranians love and support Mullahs. And this is our British logic, our Mullah logic. When the 97% of people hate you and spit at you, you should say: all people love you and support you. Some refer to this logic as ‘Khod Goozi, Khod Khandi …’ (you Fart, and you think all people love Farters because Farters are great men … ) But the UK, Mullahs and FMs love this Orwellian Logic. The 97% of Iranians people hate us and curse us, but we pretend that they love us. We and our FM Brothers (ie Basiji Brothers, British Brothers and other barbarians) are such liars. We even say Iranian people love Iran’s enemies; or Iranian people love tyranny, oppression, poverty or economic problems, and that’s why we increase internet censorship in Iran, and that’s why we implement our Zionist IMF plans and create more poverty in Iran. Yah, Iranians laugh at Rouhani and the Ayatollah BBC. They say our logic is ‘Khod Goozi, Khod Khandi …’. But who care about Iran or Iranians. Who care about the Truth. The UK and Mullahs hate the Truth. The West hates the Truth. So Curses on the Truth. God bless Satan and Big lies. We Mullahs are the sons of Satan. Mullahs tell big lies, because Mullahs don’t believe in God. Mullahs and Islamists tell big lies, kill people, steal people’s money (Beit Al-Mal), fuck & violate people’s rights (Haq Al-Nas) and do all evil things, because Mullahs and Islamists don’t believe in God. Some ask: Mullahs and Islamists are Religious fanatics, Atheists, Big Liars, Satanists, Barbarians or what?! But the answer is clear. Mullahs, like the West, just care about money and power. The West’s God is the Devil, as the Mullah’s God is Satan. The Master of Mullahs is the UK and the Ayatollah Great Satan. Mullahs and Islamists hate Iran and Iranians. Mullahs are Tazis/ Arabs, not Iranians. Mullahs hate the Truth, the Good and Iran’s people. We don’t need Iran’s people. When the Ayatollah UK media and the Ayatollah US media censor all news, tell big lies, love us and support us, we don’t need people. Curses on Iran, and Curses on Iranian people. Iranians say: Rouhani is Ravani (Rouhani is a stupid psycho); Rouhani is a FM like Hajji Baba and AN; Rouhani is worse than AhmadiNejad (AN) and Hajji Baba; Rouhani is a stooge of the IMF; Rouhani is a puppet of the UK. But who cares about Iran and Iranians. Rouhani is proud to be a puppet of the Ayatollah IMF. Rouhani is proud of licking the ass of the Ayatollah Barbarian UK. Rouhani increases Internet Censorship, but the UK supports Rouhani. Rouhani increases Fil-tering and Censorship, but the Ayatollah Great Satan supports Rouhani. Iranians hate Rouhani, but the UK and the USA love and support Rouhani. So Rouhani is proud to be a British spy. Iranians say: Rouhani is worse than AhmadiNejad (AN) and Hajji Baba. Rouhani is a stupid faggot. But Rouhani is proud to be a stupid faggot. Rouhani, like all English Mullahs and all sons of Satan, is proud of telling big lies and licking the Devil’s ass. What’s the use of being a good guy? What’s the use of being honest, human or cultured man? What’s the use of Telling the Truth? What’s the use of caring about Iranian values or Human values? Can you become a billionaire, when you care about the Truth? Can you become a rich guy, when you care about human values? Rouhanis and Islamists are millionaires and billionaires, because they tell big lies, steal people’s money (Beit Al-Mal), embezzle public money, fuck & violate people’s rights (Haq Al-Nas) and do all evil things. Rouhanis and Islamists are a bunch of crooks, thieves and barbarians. We Mullahs and Islamists are animals, not humans. But we are proud of it. We Rouhanis and Islamists love barbarity, oppression and censorship. We Mullahs worship Satan, and love Sadism & Censorship. And Censorship is vital, because If we don’t censor all facts, and if we don’t tell big lies, and if we allow all people to have a voice or to freely debate with us, then we should go to hell and fuck ourselves because we have no rational thing and no logical thing to say. Our Mullah crap/ bullshits just make all people laugh. So, our logic is the Logic of Sword. If we don’t censor all facts and the voices of all people, then we have no place in the world. We Mullahs are enemies of Truth and Logic. We Mullahs and Islamists, like our FM Brothers and our Tazi brothers (ie our Arab brothers + our Zionist brothers) oppress and suppress all people and critics, because our logic is Barbarity, Bloodshed, Bullying and Barbarism. Yes friends, the Savage West and Islamists (ie Basijis, Saudis, ISIS/ ISIL etc) are two sides of the same satanic coin. Basiji Brothers, like their FM/ Tazi/ British Barbarian brothers, are slaves of Satan and Big Brother. Rouhani licks the UK’s ass, hurts Iranians and obeys the West’s orders, because Rouhani is a not a Colonel. Rouhani is a British FM. As the Mullah media openly said, Rouhani’s main goal is: Hurting Iranians and Humiliating Iran. Rouhani just tries to hurt Iranians, and to serve the interests of Iran’s enemies. It’s his mission, and he is proud of his mission”.

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“I am Rouhani, and I am proud of licking the ass of the UK. I am Rouhani, a FM; and I am proud of licking the ass of the West and serving the West’s interests. I don’t care about Iran and Iranian people. I am Rouhani, and I am proud that I just try to implement the Zionist IMF plans in Iran. Rouhani, like all Mullahs, is Anti-Iran and Anti-Iranian. Rouhani defends the Anti-Iran IMF plans, the Anti-Iran Filtering and Censorship, the Anti-Iran Britain, the Anti-Iran Arabs, the Anti-Iran Barbarians and the anti-Iran Basijis who killed Iranian people in 2009, and who still attack Iranian people with acid and other Barbarian/ British/ Saudi tools and traditions. I am Rouhani, and Rouhanis (ie Mullahs) defend killers and Rapists, but suppress/ kill victims of Rape. I am Rouhani, an Enemy of the Iranian women and Iranian men, but a friend of Killers, Rapists, British Barbarians, Basijs, Tazis and other enemies of Iran. In these days, Mullah Mahdavi Kani died, and the 97% of Iranians were so happy. The 97% of Iranians hated him, and referred to him as Abu Sufyan, Amr ibn al-As, English Mullah, FM, crook, thief, bastard, animal etc. But I am Rouhani, and I forced all media to have public mourning for this FM brother, not for Iranian women or victims of acid attacks. Iranian people laugh and say: ‘the 3% have a Masonic Mourning for the Ayatollah Abu Sufyan’. Iranians hate all Mullahs. Iranians say Rouhani and other Mullahs are like Yazid, Muawiyah, Abu Musa Ashaari etc. But who cares about Iran and Iranians. The Religion of Mullahs, like all Jewish/ Tazi Cults, is the Religion of Lies and the Religion of howling, barking and shedding crocodile tears. The Religion of Mullahs, like all Tazi/ Jewish cults, is Anti-Happiness, Anti-Humanity and Anti-Honesty. The Religion of Mullahs, like the Religion of the West & ISIS, is a Satanic religion of barking, farting, bullying and lying. Iranian people hate such Satanic religions. But the West and our FM Brothers love Satanism and Satanic cults. In the 2014 Referendum, aka the IMF Referendum, the 97% of Iranians shit on me, and on Hozeh, Rozeh, and all Mullahs. I know that all Iranians hate Mullahs and the Ayatollah IMF. But I am Rouhani, and me and my Anti-Iranian Cabinet still try to increase all prices, to cut all subsidies, to create high inflation, and to privatize everything – from public schools and hospitals to public transports and public places. I am Rouhani, a puppet of the IMF. The Ayatollah IMF asks me to implement Satanic plans, and I just try to implement the Zionist IMF plans. I don’t care about Iran and Iranians. Now all Iranians shit on me and my IMF privatization plans. Iranians ask why I obey the IMF’s orders and try to fuck and privatize public schools, hospitals and everything. But it’s my Masonic mission. I am a Mullah and a FM, and I cannot stop licking the ass of Big Brother. I know that the 97% of Iranians hate me and shit on me. But I am a slave of Big Brother, and I don’t need Iran’s people. Who made me president? who loves me and supports me? Our brothers in the UK and the USA. Rouhani and AhmaniNejad (AN) are the same. All Mullahs and Islamists are stooges of the same Big Brother. Who created the 2009 CIA Coup? Who killed Iranian people? Who support the 3%, but suppress and censor the 97%? Our brothers in the UK and the USA. The Ayatollah BBC is my media. The Ayatollah Guardian is our media. The Ayatollah UK media helps me and supports me. So, we don’t care about Iran and Iranians. Who cares about what Iranians say about the Ayatollah BBC, the Ayatollah Britain or the Ayatollah IMF. The Big Brother’s Mafia controls the West, the media and everything. We Mullahs love and worship the West, because the West is Anti-Iran, Anti-Democracy and Anti-Humanity. In the West, journalists and intellects -like politicians, capitalists, marxists, clergymen, Christian fatalists and Jewish fanatics – have sold their souls to the Devil. In fact, the West is the home of the Evil, and the Land of Barbarians. So, Mullahs love the West. Tazis and Mullahs love the West, because In the West, God is Dead. In the West, Democracy is Dead. In the West, Privacy is Dead. In the West, Liberalism is Dead. In the West, Journalism is Dead. In the West, Free Press is Dead. In the West, Goodness is Dead. In the West, Humanity is Dead. And that’s why we Mullahs love the West. The Savage West is our teacher and our master. Iranians say Rouhani is Hajji Baba. But Rouhani is proud to be a Hajji Baba. Now Brothers and Hajjis control the World; and everything is Khar-to-Khar (donkey-into-donkey) or Hajji-into-Hajji. Now Hajji Hussein (Obama), Hajji Abbas (Iraq-chi/ Basiji), Hajji Shemr-man (Sherman), Hajji Bitch (UK Queen), Hajji Whore (Ashton) and other Hajjis and Brothers control everything. Hajji Cameron, Hajji Hassan (Rouhani) and Hajji Hussein (Obama) are FM Brothers, and play with the world. Yah, Iranians laugh at us. Iranians shit on Wendy SherMan and say: this Kos SherMan is a stupid bitch or a crappy whore, and Lying, Barbarity, Wickedness and Stupidity is part of her DNA. But as Hajji Abbas (Iraq-chi) and other Brothers said, Shemr-man is a close friend of Mullahs. Iranian people know Jang-e Zargari (Sham Fights). Iranian people know who is behind the 2009 CIA Coup and the 1979 FM Coup. Now all Iranians know and hate Mullahs, Mujaheds, Monarchists, Marxists and other puppets of the West. But the West and the Media censor the voices of all Iranians, and so, we can bury our heads in the sand. We can tell Orwellian jokes, and we can think all people are as blind and brainless as ourselves. The West and its media help us. We Rouhanis increase censorship & suppression, but the West and its media say we ease or decrease censorship & suppression! We Rouhanis increase internet censorship/ filtering/ MITM attacks, but the West and its media censor all news and tell the exact opposite of the Truth. So, we can try to bury our heads in the sand, to make people even angrier, and to make a fool of ourselves. Yes brothers, the West and Mullahs have sold their souls to the Devil. Iranians and other good guys are stupid, and say: those who accepts Evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with Evil. But we Mullahs/ Islamists are proud of cooperating with Evil, and selling our souls to the Devil … “.

As some wise Iranians say: “When Rouhani says such stupid and Orwellian things, the UK media and the US media censor all facts, and report: ‘In his good and modern speech, Rouhani slams Internet Censorship, and defends Internet Freedom. Rouhani is really a Reformist and a Freedom-Fighter. Rouhani really cares about Iran, Iranians, Freedom and Democracy. Rouhani is really a friend of the UK and the West. Rouhani is really our (FM) Brother. Rouhani and Islamist-Reformists love the West and Western values, but Iranians hate the West and Western values’. If you want to understand the West better, you should increase your understanding of the animal world. In the past, the West was the land of Barbarians, and now the West is Animal Farm. So you should place them on the level of stupid wild animals, because they are still proud of bullying others, hurting others, censoring facts and telling big lies. They are still proud to be sadists and censors. They are proud of lying, bullying and bullshitting. In the past, Western Barbarians and British Barbarians intentionally tried to attack, torture, rape, massacre, mutilate, eat and incinerate humans simply for not being a slave of the West. But in recent centuries, they wore modern masks, and tried to create democratic illusions, and to fool/ brainwash people. But now even the West’s people talk about the Fallen Masks and the true face of the West. Now the West’s good guys say: ‘In the West, the Idea of Democracy is Dead‘ ! (Oct 2014) They even say: ‘In the 1940s and 1950s public school courses such as history and literature were largely up to the individual teacher. Consequently, there was a lot of diversity in what was taught. (But after that) a form of national brainwashing was put in place that instilled in the young false beliefs about the West and the world .. Now any criticism of America is an unpatriotic act .. In the 21st century it has become increasingly difficult to protest in the US .. They regard protests as a threat to the status quo, and not as a way to express public dissent from government policies .. The purpose of government in the US is not to serve the will of the people, but to conform the behavior of the people to the will of the government .. the same thing appears to be the case in Australia, Canada, the UK and Europe .. In the UK, most people (hate the UK regime) .. In the West, (election shows) serve as a cloak to mask the Death of Democracy’ (Oct 2014) Now Iranians and the West’s good guys talk about ‘the Fall of Journalism’ or ‘the Collapse of Journalism’. They even say: ‘In the West, the Age of Reason was actually the Age of TReason (Treason)! What the West did and does is nothing but committing treason against the Truth and the Humanity’. Now, in 2014, the West’s good guys say: ‘The West is Entering A New Dark Age’ (2014) or ‘The Dark Ages Are Coming’ (2014) or ‘Welcome To The NEW Dark Age’ ! (Sep 2014) They openly say: ‘The Death, or at least the Dark Age of Western Civilization is quickly approaching .. America is entering into a new Dark Ages .. Do Americans, like the people of the Dark Ages, want to hold on to their ignorance for centuries? If Americans remain ignorant, then Freedom of expression will be lost, Privacy will be lost, Basic Rights will be lost .. the Civilized World today has really only one Enemy: the West’s Evil Empire and those (who have sold their souls to the Devil)”.


2014 Farce: Western Culture, Tazi Cults

September 15, 2014

In this year (2014), many cannot believe their eyes and their ears when they see how the bad guys censor almost all news, tell big lies and show their true colors, because as many say: “It’s just too Ridiculous to be true; It’s just too Silly to be true; It’s just too good to be true!“. The 2014 events are really ridiculous, but very informative. As some wise Iranians say: “the West and its stooges have lost their minds, and that’s why they are showing their true colors in this way. The West is now following the footsteps of Hitler, Stalin, Nazis, Fascists and other Western Barbarians. The 2014 Farce and what the stupid West is doing just show that the West and its stooges are suffering from the Mad Cow Disease. This year (2014) is full of good jokes, sick jokes and bad jokes -which can show you the truths”. So, here lets take a look at some of these jokes, the 2014 Jokes:

As some Iranians say: “Kissinger is a symbol of Western Imperialism. The Western media worships Kissinger, and refers to him as ‘American Brain’ ! But this American brain, Henry Kissinger, is a follower of Machiavelli and says: ‘ISIS is a group of adventurers [!!] with an aggressive ideology [!] But they have to conquer more and more territory [!!] before they can became a reality’ ! (NPR, Sep 2014) This ‘American Brain’ is really brainless, and reveals the true face of the West’s Barbarian Culture. This American Brain refer to Barbarians as Adventurers! This American Brain (what a joke) says Barbarians are either Aggressive men or a groups of Adventurers! But the difference between Barbaric (Barbarous) and Aggressive is quite clear, as the difference between Barbarians and Adventurers is quite clear. Only Kissinger and Modern Barbarians can say: ‘Barbarians are Adventurers – who can conquer more and more territory’ or ‘Barbarity and killing/ butchering children & innocent people in Iraq and Syria is Adventure’ ! But according to this Western Logic, Hitler and Nazis were just a group of Adventurers, too! According to Kissinger’s Logic, the 9/11 or the Holocaust was just an Adventure! Kissinger actually says Hitler and Nazis, like American and English Colonialists, just had an aggressive ideology and wanted to conquer more and more territory. Kissinger actually says that Western Barbarians and Western Imperialists -who killed and massacred hundreds of millions of innocent people in Africa, Asia, America, Australia etc- were just a group of Adventurers! According to Kissinger’s Logic, Nazis and European Barbarians were just Adventurers and had every right to kill millions of Jews, and to create the Holocaust! When they see Barbarians as Adventurers, the Land of Barbarians (ie the West) becomes the Land of Adventurers!, and it’s exactly what their media says. Kissinger is a symbol of the West’s Barbarian Culture. Pigs like Kissinger are actually ‘Barbarians in Modern Suites’ (BarBar-e Cot-Shalvari). In Iran, the English-Western defenders of Mullahs were called ‘Akhund-e Cot-Shalvari’ (A Mullah in modern suite). And now pigs like Kissinger and Chomsky can be called ‘BarBar-e Cot-Shalvari’ (A Barbarian in Modern Suite, or Modern Barbarians)”.

As some Iranians say: “ISIS or ISIL (DAESH) badly shows the true face of the West. Almost all people know how the US and the UK created ISIS/ ISIL in Syria, and how the West and savage Arabs (Saudis etc) supported ISIS/ ISIL in Syria and Iraq. But the stupid America still refers to savage Arabs and Saudi Arabia as America’s Allies! The USA really deserved the 9/11, and their Arab allies -who created the 9/11- really deserve Slavery and Exploitation. Now American Barbarians and their Arab Allies – ie those who created and supported ISIL, Taliban and the 9/11- want to fight against ISIL ! It’s among the best jokes of all times. ISIS wants to fight against ISIS ! The Evil wants to fight against the Devil ! Terrorists want to fight against Terrorism! Savage Arabs want to fight against Savage Arabs! The USA and its Arab allies deserve each other. Now Obama and US officials prove that America really deserved the 9/11. Tazis (savage Arabs/ Jews) and the Savage West are the same shit. Now the US media, ie the King of Stupidity, reports: ‘A Saudi-funded newspaper, Al Hayat, did a poll in Saudi Arabia and found that 92% of Saudis believe that ISIS conforms to their Islam in Saudi Arabia‘ ! (Sep 2014) The USA and its Arab Allies are such stupid barbarians. For thousands of years, Western Culture was Barbarian Culture, the culture of Barbarians. And now Western Culture is an Orwellian Culture, or as many say, Western Culture is a Machiavellian Culture. In the West, the culture of Barbarity, the culture of Hypocrisy, the culture of Lying, the culture of Censorship and the culture of Secrecy are still deep and strong. The West openly praise Tazis (savage Arabs/ Jews) and see Tazis as America’s Jewish-Arab Allies! Now the USA, the UK and the EU openly and shamelessly defend Terrorist groups like MEK/ NRC/ MKO (Rajavi Cult), but at the same time, they want to fight against their beloved Terrorists and their beloved Terrorism! The West and its Tazi Allies are the United Barbarians […] In the West’s Animal Farm, Barbarians, Tazis and Terrorists are heroes”.

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As some Iranians say: “In Sep 2014, the Mullah TV airs a program about ‘Cult and Ideology’ ! Mullahs and defenders of Mullah Cult and Mullah Ideology blame and condemn ‘Cult and Ideology, and say: Cult or Ideology is Evil! It’s so funny. But it’s not whole story. Their program about ‘Cult and Ideology’ had a funny name/ title: ‘In Bed with Brothers (Dar Aqush-e Yaran) ! This good program, ‘In Bed with Brothers’, just reminded you of the 1980s, when Iranians made funny jokes about Mullahs and Basijis. In the 1980s, many Persian jokes were called ‘In Bed with Basiji’, ‘In Bed with Islamists’ or In Bed with Mullahs (Bia Dar Aqush-e … )! But now even Mullahs confess that what Iran’s people already said about ‘In Bed with Mullahs and Great Leader’ was not a myth. Now when you watch their ‘In Bed with Brothers’ film, you can easily understand: (1) the real name/ title of this film is: In Bed with Great Leader (Dar Aqush-e Rahbar)!, and it’s exactly what Iranians said (2) Rank and file members of the Mullah system hate their leaders (Mullahs). They know that Mullahs and Ideological leaders are corrupt pigs. They know why the 97% of Iranians hate the Mullah Cult and the Basij Cult. So, they now confess that MEK Cult, Mullah Cult, Basij Cult, Qom Cult and Hozeh Cult are Evil Cuts or Orwellian-Machiavellian Cults (3) when the Mullah TV airs programs about ISIL (DEASH) and MEK, the first reaction of Iranians is: Ajab ! so, their own Mullah Cult or Basij Cult is Evil, too. MEK Cult or DEASH Cult is like Basij Cult, Mullah Cult, Qom Cult and other Big Brother’s Cults (4) Mullahs are bankrupt and brainless idiots. They know that Tazi Cults are Satanic Cults. They can see that their own Tazi Logic is ridiculous. They can see the Power of Iranian Logic. But as Mullahs are Tazis and followers of Machiavelli, Kissinger and US-British barbarians, Mullahs and their Mullah TV often talk and act like Tazis and ISIS, and say many Anti-Iranian things”.

As some Iranians say: “Mullahs and their Mullah TV have badly confused, and suffer from Goh Gijeh (shitty confusion). One day they become Liberal; and one day they become DEASH-i ! One day they repeat what Tazis (savage Arabs/ Jews) say; and one day, they repeat what Iranians say! Now, in Aug & Sep 2014, IRINN (Mullah TV’s channel 6) badly repeats (QerQereh) what Sadeq Hedayat and other Iranian intellectuals/ thinkers already said ! For instance, IRINN says: ‘DEASH Islam is like Saudi Islam [!] They use Saudi laws and savage Arabs’ laws. Their Satanic cult is of Saudi origin’ ! But Mullahs have forgotten that their own cult is of Saudi-Tazi origin, too. Mullahs hate our Iranian values, our Iranian Tolerance, Iranian Religions and Iranian Culture. Mullahs lick the Tazi ass. Mullah Cult is a Tazi cult. But now Mullahs say: ‘Tazi Cults are Satanic Cults’ ! If Mullahs really change, and if they really stop acting like Tazis (savage Arabs/ Jews), it can be a good thing. But Mullahs and Islamists are hypocrites and stupid bastards. Now their Mullah TV repeats Iranian words (Hedayat’s words etc) and say: ‘ISIL and (bad Arabs) were savage barbarous people and lived in empty deserts. So their religious laws are barbarian laws‘ !! (Sep 2014) Can you believe it?! Now Iranians just laugh and say: ‘Since when Mullahs have become such modern and open-minded people?! Mullahs are stupid bastards, but the good Muslims are actually followers of Iranian Islam and Iranian values. Tazis, savage Arabs and savage Saudis hate Iranian values like Truth, Tolerance, Peace, Sympathy, Humanity, Logic etc. ISIL religion is of Tazi origin, as the West’s religions is of Tazi origin. But good and modern religions are of Iranian origin. The Jewish Bible is the Bible of Barbarians. But Mullahs still worship Barbarians and their Satanic cults”.

As some Iranians say: “Mullahs and their Great Satan are bad jokes. Now Mullahs (Rouhanis) openly defend Islamic Capitalism and Islamic Westernization! Now they openly say: ‘Mullah Al-Afghani -ie the father of Islamism and Mullahism- was the Father of Islamic
Westernization
! But it’s not the whole story. In Sep 2014, Rouhani’s Health minister openly says: ‘Health Care is a Business [!] We should see Hospital and Health care as Business or Commercial activity [!] Nurses and Doctors are actually businessmen (Bimarestan yek Bongah Eqtesadi-e; Kar-e Bimarestan yek Kar-e Eqtesadi-e …) !! Can you believe it?! The West and the Left censor such news and all facts, but any sane person knows what it means. Rouhani’s plans are nothing but the Orwellian-Capitalist Plans of their Zionist IMF. In Sep 2014, Rouhani’s men say: Health Care is a Business! Nurses and Doctors are actually businessmen! And in Aug 2014, Rouhani himself said: ‘Education is a Business; School and Education is a commercial activity; Teachers and School’s managers are actually businessmen, and we should allow Big Corporations and Rich guys to manage our schools‘ ! Can you believe it?! It’s exactly what Rouhani says (Mullah TV aired Rouhani’s shameful speech). Rouhanis are actually ultra-Capitalist pigs and ultra-stupid pigs, and that’s why their Zionist IMF and their Great Satan love and support Rouhanis. As our people say: ‘when their Health care workers are businessmen, it’s obvious why even their hospitals and their doctors have been polluted with Bribery and Corruption’ ! All Iranians know corrupt Mullahs and corrupt Islamists, and ask: ‘What has happened to $800 billions of our oil money in the AN’s era? AhmadiNejad (AN) was a Jewish convert, a Jewish spy, and AN and his friends should be tried for terrible Corruption (Bokhor Bokhor), hurting Iran and Iranians, and implementing the Enemy’s plans like the IMF’s plans and the 2009 Coup’. But Rouhanis still worship their Zionist IMF and their Great Satan”.

As some Iranians say: “Now the Mullah TV (IRINN etc) says: ‘Tazi laws and Saudi laws like Victory (Al-Nasr) By Terror (Al-Rob) are Barbarian laws’ ! (Sep 2014) But as our people say to Mullahs: ‘Ajab ! But isn’t it your own fucking Mullah law?!’ ! The 2009 Coup and all these years showed that the main laws of Mullahs are Tazi laws like ‘Victory By Terror’. The 2009 Coup and all these years also show that the main laws of the West are Orwellian-Barbarian laws like The Law of the Jungle. The Mullah Logic is Tazi Logic, the Logic of Sword, and that’s why Mullahs openly defend Systematic Censorship, Orwellian Filtering and Evil Fire-wall. All Tazis -from savage Arabs, ISIL and Saudis to Zionists and Mullahs- have no rational thing to say. All Tazis – including Mullahs & Islamists- have no logical thing to say, and that’s why you love and defend Systematic Censorship, Tyranny, Terror, Oppression, Suppression, Sadism, Filtering, the Logic of Sword and Victory by Terror. The Logic of Sword and Terror is part of Tazi Cults and Satanic Religions. Now the Mullah TV says: ‘ISIS (DEASH) is following Saudi rules and (Tazi traditions) [!!] ISIS (DEASH) defends Forced hijab, Forced prayer, Forced friday prayer and Forced Gender Segregation [!!] ISIL (DAESH) says Watching sport games or watching music tools is forbidden [!!] ISIL (DEASH) is following barbarian rules of Saudis’ ! (Sep 2014) Can you believe it?! It’s a case of the pot calling the kettle black. But now Iranian people laugh, and say to Mullahs: ‘Areh Arvahe […] Your own Mullah laws are not Saudi laws?! Mullahs and Islamists are not following Saudi rules or Tazi Cults?! Both Mullahs and DEASH defend Forced hijab, forced prayer, Gender segregation and other forced things and barbaric things. Both Mullahs and ISIS say watching sport games (for women) or watching music tools (for all people) is forbidden! Mullahs and other Tazis (ie savage Arabs/ Jews) are sworn enemies of Iran and Iranian values”.

We should write more about the Mullah Evil Fire-wall, and their new Orwellian acts. But as some Iranians say: “the story of ‘the West, Rouhani and the Evil Fire-wall’ is one of the worst jokes of all times. In 2014, in the Rouhani’s era, Internet Censorship, Filtering, Spying, Tracking, Surveillance and all Orwellian acts have increased by 100% to 200% (For more info, check Archive for: ‘Behind the Evil Fire-wall’). But it’s not the whole story. Now, in Aug & Sep 2014, the Mullah Evil Fire-wall uses Dark IPs and Fake IPs at ISP level. In the past, Iran’s ISPs didn’t use Dark IPs and Fake IPs. But now Mullahs and their Western-made Evil Fire-wall are forcing all ISPs to use Dark IPs, Fake IPs and Mullah Machines of Orwellian Surveillance. In fact, Rouhani just tries to increase Internet Censorship, Filtering, Mass Spying and all Orwellian acts in Iran. But the UK and the US censor all news and all facts, and just tell Orwellian lies and Orwellian jokes like: Rouhani Is Bringing Internet Freedoms Back To Iran !!! or ‘Internet Censorship Change under Rouhani’ !!! This level of Censorship and Lying is ridiculous. All Iranians and informed people know that the West (ie UK, USA and EU) created The Mullah Evil Fire-wall. Mullahs and their Great Satan created the 2009 Coup and the Anti-Iran Sadism, and showed the true face of the Mullah Cult and the Western values (Western Culture). Now it’s quite clear that Rouhani is a new Hajji Baba, a new AhmadiNejad (AN) and a stupid spy/ stooge of the West. Now when Mullahs talk about DAESH, their Great Satan or their Zionist IMF, Iranians just laugh and use a lot of F-words (polite remarks are: ‘Areh Arvahe […] Pofyooza have no shame […] ). Now it’s quite clear why the 97% of Iranians hate this English Pofyooz (Rouhani), all Mullahs and all puppets of the West. Now it’s quite clear that If Iranians and good guys want a better future, they should fight against the West’s Modern Barbarians. Mullahs are Tazis (savage Arabs/ Jews), and sworn enemies of Iranians. Mullah laws are Tazi-Barbarian laws like Victory By Terror and the Logic of Sword. But Iran’s main problem is Modern Barbarians like Kissinger, Chomsky, the US, the EU and the UK – who are behind Tazis and Islamists”.

As some Iranians say: “Modern Barbarians control the West and the Media, and try to control the whole world and to enslave all humans. But these years show that the West’s Modern Barbarians are nearing the End. The story of ‘America and ISIL (DAESH) in Syria and Iraq’, like the story of ‘the IMF and Rouhanis’, can show you many things. The USA and its Arab Allies are bad jokes. Now their media reports: ‘A Saudi-funded newspaper, Al Hayat, did a poll in Saudi Arabia, of Saudi public opinion. They found that more than 90% of Saudis believe that ISIS conforms to Saudi Islam‘ ! (Sep 2014) But the USA and the West love Tazis and Terrorists, and call them America’s Arab-Jewish Allies! They really deserved the 9/11 attacks. Now the 97% of Iranians hate all Islamists and all bad guys. So, the US Modern Barbarians try to hurt Iranians, and to help Terrorists and Tazis. Even good Westerners, good Arabs and good Jews know and hate Terrorists and Tazis, ie the West’s Jewish-Arab allies. Now even little kids know that the West created ISIS/ ISIL, and the West’s Tazi Allies support ISIL/ ISIS. Now even the Arab media says: DAESH acts like Nazis and (Tazis)’ ! Tazis are savage Arabs/ Jews. But the West loves Tazis and sworn enemies of Iran and Iranian values like Truth, Tolerance, Peace, Humanity etc. Western Culture is really the Culture of Barbarians and Human-eaters. In the West’s Barbarian Culture, whores are heroes, barbarians are friends, and good guys are enemies”.

As some Iranians say: ‘Can you imagine the Mullah TV talking about Orgasm and Benefits of Orgasm?! In Aug 2014, the Mullah TV and its Basiji whores talked about ‘Benefits of Orgasm’ ! In a Mullah Family Show, their Basiji doctor praised Orgasm and Benefits of Orgasm!, and their female host, which was a Basiji whore, said: I really envy those who can enjoy Orgasm and the benefits of Orgasm! When Islamists say such things, Iranians can only laugh, use F-words, and say for instance: ‘their Mullah TV has become Orgasm TV for Islamists?! .. Enqelab Shodeh ?! (Mullah have been toppled, and a new Revolution has been created?!) .. Islamists are sex addicts, ‘Slaves of Sex’, Slaves of Money, and Slaves of Satanl their Mullah TV is Rozeh TV and Hozeh TV, but now, this Rozeh TV airs Rozeh Orgasm! ‘Orgasm and Rozeh’ seems paradoxical. But the religions of Barbarians and Tazi Cults are full of shitty paradoxes and apparent contradictions’. Tazi cults, Saudi laws and Jewish traditions are very Self-contradictory. Tazis are bad jokes. Their Mullah TV says: ‘In heaven and paradise, the language is Tazi Language, and if you want to go to heaven, you should know Tazi language’ ! (Aug 2014) But the Mullah media say: ‘Why we should say such Satanic and Anti-Iranian things in our Mullah TV? Do we want to prove that Mullahs are Ajnabi (non-Iranian pigs) or (Mullahs are Tazis -savage Arabs/ Jews) ?!’ (Aug 2014) Now Iranians put comments at the Mullah media’s websites and say: ‘fuck you Tazi Mullahs, and fuck your Tazi heaven .. Your fucking Arab/ Jewish Heaven is our Hell ! A place in which Killers, Rapists, Liars, Sex addicts, Thugs, Barbarians, DEASH, Taliban, Zionists etc live is a real Hell, not Heaven! .. Heaven or Paradise is an Iranian concept and is where good guys and cultured people like good Iranians live. But Gehenna is a (Jewish name/ concept) and a place in which Tazis, devils, Western barbarians and other barbarians live, and fuck each other”.

As some Iranians say: “In the 19th century, the neo-barbarians invaded Persia, killed millions of Iranians and occupied many parts of Iran – including todays Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Azerbaijan, Georgia, Armenia, Torkmenistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Persian lands/ islands in the Persian Gulf, etc. All educated people (not Sheeple) are aware of this issue. They also know Turk-Mongol barbarians and their barbarian invasions to Iran, India, China etc. But this English Rouhani praise Iran’s enemies, Turk-Mongol barbarians and Western Barbarians. Instead of saying that our brothers and sisters in Tajikistan, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Azerbaijan etc were and are Iranian people, Rouhani just makes Iran’s enemies happy. Instead of condemning Torkmenchai and Barbarian invasions, this English Rouhani defends Barbarians and sworn enemies of Iran. We all know Turkistan. Turko-Mongols were savage barbarous tribes, who lived in Turkistan-Mongolia. Since the ancient time, Iranians have always talked about ‘Path to Turkistan’, and said to the bad guys: ‘Een Rah keh tu miravi beh Turkistan ast’ ! (Your path is a Path to Turkistan!, that means: your path is a very wrong and stupid path, a path to Destruction, a path to Downfall) But British Barbarians and English Rouhanis love ‘Path to Turkistan’. It’s obvious why the English Lie Factory and the Big Brother’s media love barbarians, defend sworn enemies of Iran, use ‘Divide and Rule‘ tactics, and try to not allow all Iranians and all good guys to unite against Bad guys and Barbarians. But now even the West’s good guys know that all good guys should unite against the Dark forces. The West’s Evil Empire is a big loser. They can censor the facts, but they cannot change the reality. People in Tajikistan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Azerbaijan, Torkmenistan, Armenia and all parts of Great Iran are Iranian people and enjoy Iranian Legacy, Iranian Culture and Iranian Civilization. Now all good guys in all around the world care about our Iranian values like Truth, Logic, Tolerance, Humanity, Peace, Love etc. Now the world’s good guys are in the majority, and they actually say to the West, Rouhanis and all bad guys: Your path is a Path to Turkistan”.


How to Read Books: When Lies Tell the Truth

July 24, 2014

“These days are full of Censorship and Censorship; Noise and Parasite; Rozeh and Rozeh (Rozeh means Mourning; Talking nonsense; Lying etc) These days Iran’s people curse all Islamists, and use F words a lot. Now all channels of the Mullah TV have become RozehTV. From morning to night, the Anti-Iran Mullah TV gets on people’s nerves. The Mullah TV is CensorshipTV, and a branch of the West’s Lie Factory. They even censor sports games. Their terrible censorship and their support of Iran’s enemies -from their Zionist IMF to Savage Arabs- just remind you of the UK media. Mullahs and Islamists are worse than animals, and just make Iran’s people even angrier. Mullahs and Islamists are Ajnabi (Arabs/ Jews), slaves of Satan, and sworn enemies of Iran. The Anti-Iran Mullah TV is actually a Zionist-Arab-English TV. Now + 97% of Iranians hate the Mullah TV so much. The West is behind Mullahs, and badly censors such facts. But now even the stupid Mullah media protests against the Mullah TV, because now all Iranians (+97%) openly curse Mullahs/ Islamists and use a stream of invective (F words) when they watch the Mullah TV . All Iranians (+97%) hate slaves of England & Jewish God. Now Iranians say to both savage Arabs and Savage Jews: ‘Hey Animals, Stop killing innocent children; Stop Wars; Stop Barbarism’. But Mullahs and other slaves of Satan, from savage Arabs to savage Jews, love killing innocent children and hurting people, because all of them are sworn enemies of Iran and Iranian values”, some wise Iranians say. We should write more about current events. But here lets focus on a related issue. As some wise Iranians: “the Ministry of Truth controls the press and the media. Book is the symbol of Knowledge. Many still think only scientists, intellects or good guys write books. But unfortunately, it’s a wrong assumption. Now many charlatans, politicians and other bad guys write books. Unfortunately, the bad guys and the Ministry of Truth have polluted many good things, including books, sciences and technology. It’s a bad news. But the good news is that you can know who are the bad guys, and who tell paradoxical jokes. The good news is that even Lies can tell the Truth”. It’s a good point. We want to write a series, “How to Read Books”, on this issue and take a look at some books by using an Iranian theory. As some wise Iranians say: “According to this theory, their books and other products of the Ministry of Truth have three parts: 1)-Comic part, which includes ridiculous lies and apparent paradoxes 2)-Tragic part, which includes a few true things 3)-Tragicomic part, in which they stupidly try to mix a few true things with many big lies, and to reach ridiculous conclusions”. We try to provide examples of using, explaining, and testing this theory. And here lets start with a book about the Pahlavi era. This book is a new book: Parviz Sabeti’s memories, aka “In the Net of Events”, 2012. This book is a long interview with Sabeti, a key member of the Pahlavi’s secret police (Savak). As some wise Iranians say: “After the 1953 CIA coup, they created Savak, and in the 1960s & 1970s, Sabeti became a synonym for Savak (Pahlavi’s Gestapo). The interviewer, or the author of this so-called book, is Erfan Qaneii-Fard. He is a stupid kid, and just reminds you of those whores or baby spies who call themselves historians. Unfortunately little kids become spies and stooges, lose their humanity, and only a few of them can change and become people like Snow-den. Sabeti, 75, joined Gestapo when he was a little kid. Sabeti or Gestapo tells many lies, but shows you many things”. What you here is an excerpt of the book. We have only used a little satirical exaggeration to put emphasis on the depth of tragedy. As some wises Iranians say: “Writing, and also reading, about the Ministry of Truth’s crap would be so boring and unbearable, if you deprive yourself of the joy of a little satirical exaggeration”. So, lets takes a look at the book, and see how Gestapo becomes Libertarian, and how Lies can Tell the Truth:

1 – Comic Part

Q (whore): Iran is a backward country, and Iranians still care about bad things like Independence and Patriotism. Mosaddeq said: the West has no right to plunder our oil. Mosaddeq was so stupid. But Iranians still think patriots like Mosaddeq are good guys. But we should thank the UK and the C-IA for creating the 1953 Coup and toppling Mosaddeq …

A (Gestapo): Yah, we should thank the West for plundering Iran’s oil. Shah said that the West, aka Consortium, should decide about Iran’s oil. In the 1960s, and even in the 1970s, Consortium decided about Iran’s oil. Iran even was not allowed to sell its own oil. But it was a good thing. Shah was a great Nationalist, and he knew that if the West decides about our oil, our life and our Iran, it’s better for us. Shah said Independence is a bad thing. So, Shah was Nationalist, and that’s why MI-6 and CI-A helped Shah, created the 1953 Coup, and returned Shah to power. But Mossadeq cared about Independence and Nationalism. So, MI6 and CI-A toppled Mossadeq, because Mossadeq was not a real Nationalist. Mossadeq was a stooge of the UK and the US. Mossadeq was Mozdoor (puppet/ mercenary), but Shah was Nationalist. So, the US and the UK toppled Mossadeq …

Q (whore): Such a great analysis. But Iranians are so stupid, and cannot understand such things. Anyway, you went to Savak (Gestapo) at age 22, but you suddenly became a manager there, because you were a very smart guy …

A (Gestapo): Yah, in the Shah’s system only Khayemals (ass-lickers) became managers. But I was an exception. I was Bahai, but Foreign support or Mafia didn’t help me to become a manager in Gestapo. They saw that I am a smart guy. So I became a high rank manager in Gestapo at age 22 …

Q (whore): Shah and you, his Gestapo, were really believed in Democracy and Free Speech. You truly said Tyranny is Democracy, but Iranians protested against you. Iranians deserved to be killed and tortured. People are Sheep, and need a shepherd. Shah was the shepherd. It’s Democracy. But Iranians are so stupid …

A (Gestapo): Yah, Iranians are so stupid. We said Shah should elect all MPs (Members of Parliament), and people must accept what we dictate to them. It’s Democracy. Election is Kaskh (a joke). Free Election is meaningless. Shah elects, and people accept. Shah elects, and people obey Shah. It’s Democracy. We are proud that we didn’t have even one free election in the Shah era …

Q (whore): God bless you. Election is meaningless. But Iranians are so stupid. You were really good guys, because you killed and tortured those Iranians who dared to talk about free election, political prisoners, censorship, tyranny, suppression etc

A (Gestapo): Yah, we killed and tortured critics, because we were good guys. All political prisoners were terrorists and drug addicts. We referred to dissidents as terrorists, and to critics as drug addicts etc. We said Shah should control all media, and censor everything. It’s Democracy and Good Government. People are free to write and to say what Shah dictates to them. It’s the real Freedom …

Q (whore): Such a great Freedom. I think you have never told a lie in your life. But Iranians are stupid and call you liar. Shah worked for the UK and the US, and so, he knew the true meaning of Freedom and Democracy …

A (Gestapo): Yah, Shah was a real hero, and that’s why he was a puppet of the West. Foreigners controlled the Shah, and he was proud of it. All the Shah’s men were free-m-asons, spies and stooges of the UK and the US. People like Rashidian and Sharif-Emami were notorious Free-m-asons. Shah was aware of this issue, and called them “Jasoos-e PerdarSukhteh’ (Damn Spies). But Shah loved them. Alam, Shah’s right-hand man, was a British spy. Shah knew it. But Shah was proud of Alam. Amouzegar was a stooge of the IMF. We knew that all the Shah’s men are Freemasons, Nokar-e Englis (puppets of England) or Nokar-e America (stooges of America). But we and the Shah thought that it’s a good thing, and it’s Democracy and Nationalism.

Q (whore): Puppets of the West are the real Nationalists. But Iranians are stupid. You really cared about Iran’s Progress, and freedom and democracy in Iran. What Iranians say about tyranny, censorship, torture, lack of freedom etc are bullshit ..

A (Gestapo): Yah, Iranians didn’t deserve us and Gestapo’s democracy. We knew what was good for people. We censored all books, and asked our puppets to write books for us. We controlled all media, and censored all news. We asked all media to write and to say what we want. It’s Democracy. We were liberals. We just arrested and tortured those who dared to criticize Shah, or to criticize us. We, like Mullahs, had our holy redlines. Criticism or criticizing Pahlavi was our holy redline (Moqadassat Melli) ..

Q (whore): Shah was a sacred thing, a holy thing, and you had to defend him. Shah was ‘Shadow of God’, but Mullahs …

A (Gestapo): Yah, we killed and tortured people, because we were moral people. Shah’s men were moral people. Shah’s men were corrupted guys like Davaloo, Ayadi, Yazdani and other freemasons. They were members of Drug Mafia. They were the top drug dealers. They loved Bribery and Blackmailing. They stole money from people. Shah knew it. Many knew it. But Shah loved them, and they were Shah’s close friends, because Corruption is a moral value. Ayadi, Yazdani, Hoveyda (Shahs 13-year Prime Minister) and many ministers and generals were Bahais. We all were Bahais. Our religion was and is money, power, Slavery and Khayemali (ass-licking). Shah’s family and friends were drug addicts. But they pretend otherwise, because Hypocrisy is a moral value. Shah’s sister was a great drug dealer. The Shah’s family and friends were top drug dealers. In 1972, Davaloo was arrested in Europe, because he was transporting drugs. All media talked about this issue. In 1961, Ashraf (Shah’s sister) was arrested for drugs. Europeans arrested her. Shah, his family and his friends were crooks, thieves, and corrupted people. I say such things about Davaloo, Ayadi, Qotbi etc because I love them, and I know that all people love such corrupted guys, too. Davaloo was a corrupt devil, but Shah loved him. Shah and all of us loved corruption and corrupted guys. It’s Morality. Shah was a man of morality ..

Q (whore): Shah was really a great man. But Shah’s critics were M-ason, Teryaki (drug addict), Terrorist, Spy ..

A (Gestapo): Yah, Shah was a stooge of foreigners (Amele Biganeh). We, Pahlavists, were stooges of foreigners (Nokar-e Biganeh). But we were nationalists, while our critics were terrorists, drug addicts, and puppets of the West. We, Pahlavists, are Khayemals (ass-lickers) and Va-Tan-Forouh (whores). Now many Pahlavists, who are crooks, thieves, spies and stooges, freely travel to Iran under the Mullah regime, and have good relations with Mullahs.

Q: Pahlavists are good guys. Only a few Marxists hated Shah and Pahlavists. Only a few Marxists said that Iran need Freedom and Democracy, and Shah is a bad guy …

A: Yah, a few Marxists said such bad things. But Shah was a good guy. We killed critics and dissidents, but we paid their families. We were such good guys. We killed and tortured critics, but we said they are drug addicts, not critics. We were such good guys ..

Q: You were good stooges of the West. But Mullahs are evil puppets ..

A: Yah, we allowed the West to control all aspects of life in Iran. The West decided about our oil, our army, our life and everything. But it’s not good that you say Mullahs are puppets of England. It’s not good that people refer to Mullahs as “Made in England”. We should respect Mullahs and England.

Q: Excuse me, We should love Mullahs, or We should hate Mullahs …

A: We should love what Arbab (Master) says. Shah’s men knew this. Alam loved Mullahs. Pakravan loved Mullahs. Nasiri and Moqadam loved Mullahs. Ma-sons loved Mullahs. In 1978, Sharif-Emami, the notorious M-ason, was appointed as the prime minister, because he had good relations with Mullahs. Masons and Mullahs were close friends ..

Q: I really hate Iranians, because they say bad things about the Arbab (master). I think we should try to smear all Iranians …

A: Yah, we should say all Iranians and all intellectuals are stupid whores, because you, me and Masoud Behnoud are stupid whores. It’s a good trick. All humans are stupid, because you and me are stupid. All Iranians are bad guys, because we and our friends are bad guys. In fact, A bunch of spies and stooges = All people …

Q: Such a great logic. You just (remind us) of Mullahs. The West and Monarchists (Pahlavists) love such logic. But Iranians are stupid, and just talk about Honesty, Humanity, Human values and such stupid things …

A: Iranians are stupid. Democracy means that you are a stupid sheep, and you need a SareKhar (shepherd) like Shah or Vali. The West knows Democracy. The West says Monarchy is Democracy, and we should accept what the West says. The West should decide about our life, because the West is smarter than us. But Iranians cannot understand such things. King, Dictator, Gestapo etc are symbols of Democracy. But Iranians don’t know Democracy, and don’t deserve it. Gestapo kills and tortures people because they deserve it. Gestapo censors the media and the press, because Gestapo cares about the real Freedom. We, Pahlavists, were Khayemal (ass-licker), Nokar-Sefat (so cheap) and Past-Fetrat (so mean and stupid). Only such people could work in the Pahlavi system, and the West loved this issue. But Iranians are stupid and ungrateful ..

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2 – Tragic Part

Q: Who were really the Shah’s men?

A: the Shah’s men were a bunch of spies and stooges. Amouzegar was a stooge of (IMF) and USA. Sharif-Emami was a notorious Free-m-ason. But in the 1960s, and also in 1978, Shah appointed Sharif-Emami as his prime minister! In 1977 to 1978, Amouzegar was the prime minister. He implemented (IMF plans), and made people even angrier. He said ‘Austerity measures’ are good things and can stop revolts! Amouzegar and Sharif-Emami just implemented (IMF plans) and the West’s plans, and paved the way for the 1979 Revolution. The US was behind people like Amouzegar and Ansari. We all knew this. But we ourselves were puppets and ..

Q: Who were stooges of Gestapo? Who worked for you? How you controlled …

A: Many worked for us. Behnoud worked for Savak. Alikhani worked for Savak (he is the editor (censor) of Alam’s memories). Ehsan Naraqi worked for Savak. Naraqi was my friend. Ehsan Naraqi was a long-life agent of (Big Brother). Naraqi and Shariati worked for us. Esmaeel Raeen worked for us, and we gave him our documents, and he wrote Books like “Free-m-asonry in Iran” and “The puppets of England, or English Stooges in Iran” (Hoquq-Begiran Englis dar Iran)! But after publishing these books, we told Shah and his wife: when the Shah’s men are free-m-asons, and Mullahs and many officials are English stooges and get money from England, they should be arrested; otherwise, it would be AberuRizi (very embarrassing), and people would laugh/ spit at us. But Shah loved to make a fool of himself. The Shah’s men are free-m-asons and Nokar-e Englis (puppets of England), but we do nothing?! It’s so shameful. It’s so stupid. But Shah didn’t want to hurt the UK and the US …

Q: Shah really knew that his men are spies/ stooges of the UK and the USA ?!

A: Yah, we knew, and he knew. He even knew that Alam, his right-hand man, is an English spy. Shah knew Rashidian, Shapoor Reporter, Sharif-Emami, and other M-I-6 agents. Shah knew that Amouzegar and his brother work for the IMF and the US. In 1977, they implemented (IMF plans like subsidies cut, austerity measures etc) and made people even angrier. Austerity measures (IMF Plans) was exactly what the Revolution needed. It was the exact opposite of what the Shah regime needed. But Shah was so stupid. In 1977 & 1978, they just created more Inflation, more poverty and more Corruption, and it’s just helped the West. The West wanted to topple the Shah. But the Shah was a stupid coward. He even didn’t dare to stop implementing (IMF plans) and the West’s plans in Iran. He dug his own grave. In 1977 & 1978, he appointed the notorious spies/ m-asons like Amouzegar and Sharif-Emami as his prime ministers. And I don’t know why (it just remind me of) the Mullah regime and the 2010s …

Q: Did you control Mullahs? Did you know what they do?

A: Many Mullahs were our puppets. We paid many Mullahs. Mullahs and Islamists like Shariati, Motahari and Beheshti had good relations with Savak. We knew that many Mullahs are corrupt guys, and have extramarital affairs with married women. Our agents pretended that they are married women but want more pleasure. So, Mullahs fucked married women, and we secretly filmed them. Their love scenes were filmed. We knew that Mullahs are such hypocrites. But the UK and the US were behind Mullahs …

Q: Shah’s men like Alam had good relations with Mullahs and Islamists …

A: Yah, Alam worked for England. Alam was Afsad Al-Fasedin (the most corrupt guys). England was behind Islamists like Fadayan Islam (Sacrificers for Islam), and Alam had close relations with these Islamists, who killed (assassinated) critics of England. They killed Hajeer, because Hajeer (the UK stooge) started criticizing England. They killed Kasravi, because he wrote some books about English stooges (Bahais etc). Islamists just served the England’s interests, but tried to pretend otherwise. They killed Razmara. But many, including Razmara’s family, said that Alam and England are behind Razmara’s assassination. Islamist killers were not punished for killing Kasravi, Razmara etc. Islamist killers were exempted from any punishment. Alam and England were behind these Islamists. Shah knew this, but he had a great fear of England ..

Q: Did you know the MEK and Rajavi? Did they work for Gestapo?

A: Yah, Rajavi worked for us. Rajavi’s brother, Kazem Rajavi, was my friend. I myself employed him to work for Gestapo. We killed all MEK’s leaders, and made Rajavi their new leader …

Q: What was the Shah’s mistake? Why the West toppled the Shah regime?

A: Shah wanted to get rid of ‘Oil Consortium’, and to sell Iran’s oil independently. In 1973, Shah said: In 1979, I will get rid of Consortium, and I myself would sell Iran’s oil as Persian oil. So Consortium (ie UK & US) tried to topple him. Shah wanted to have advanced weapons. It made them angry. But Shah was a stupid coward. He made many concessions to the West. Shah sacrificed his people for the West. Shah’s prime ministers (Eqbal, Sharif-Emami, Amini, Alam, Hoveyda, Amouzegar etc) were either Free-m-asons or US agents. In the 1970s, even in 1977 & 1978, they implemented (IMF plans) in Iran. Amouzegar obeyed (IMF & World Bank) and said Austerity measures can stop revolts! Amouzegar was Dalal (corrupt broker). Amourzar (and IMF) just tried to make Iran’s people even angrier. The West knew that Shah has a weak character. But they pretended that he is a smart guy, and he doesn’t need any wise advisor. They encouraged Shah (Shiresh kardan) to become a brutal dictator, to get rid of wise guys, and to make people even angrier. All experts and wise guys were dismissed for being wise and honest. So, at the time of the great crisis, Shah was alone. Only whores and ass-lickers were around him. Even Moqadam, the head of Savak, worked for the West. In 1978, He himself told me that he has close relations with the MI6. I wanted to tell this to the Shah. But I was expelled, and left Iran. Shah had already replaced experts with ass-lickers. So he finally drowned in the sea of crises and problems …

3 – Tragicomic Part

Q: Why idiots say you are a very bad guy and a brutal torturer …

A: I fought against terrorists, critics and dissidents. So they hate me. Idiots hate me. But I am better than Mullahs. Of course you should write a few bad things about me, otherwise people think you are our puppet …

Q: OK … When you left Gestapo in 1978, at age 42, you were still young. You went to the USA. But did you work for …

A: No. I did nothing. I just loved the USA. But I didn’t work for them. The USA and the UK betrayed us, but we should love them. The USA is our Arbab (master), and we should accept what our Arbab says …

Q: Do you know who killed Esmaeel Raeen and other critics of free-m-asons? many say Islamists killed him in 1979 …

A: It’s not important who killed him. I think fre-e-m-asons are good guys. Many spies and m-asons were good guys. For instance, Shapoor Reporter was a bad M-I6 Agent. But he was Farah’s (Shah’s wife) English teacher. He was a close friend of Alam (Shah’s right-hand man). Shah knew this, but Shah loved him. We all worked with him. We were such nationalists …

Q: Who controlled the Shah? Many say Alam and England controlled the Shah …

A: You should not say such bad things. We should love England and America …

Q: Oh, sorry, but who toppled the Shah?

A: the UK and the USA; the 1979 Revolt was a foreign plot. But we should love the US and the UK. They paid us to hurt Iranians, and to fuck Iran. They allowed us to live here, in the US. They know that we are killers, torturers, crooks and thieves, but we are not tried for our crimes. So, we should be grateful. We should lick their ass. But Shah’s foreign policy was stupid. He was giving many many concessions to the West, but he said he is actually “Giving some bones to the dogs” ! It was Shah’s foreign policy. The West wanted Blackmail, and Shah was giving them what they wanted (Baj Midad), because Shah wanted to silence them. It was our foreign policy. But Shah was a smart guy. Shah’s critics were and are “Khar va Ahmaq” (donkeys and idiots) ..

Q: Yah, Iranians are so stupid. But we, stupid bastards, are smart guys …

A: I am the smartest ‘stupid bastards’. I was the brain of the Shah Regime. I said to the Shah that if we arrest 1500 leaders of the revolt, then we can easily stop the Revolution. In 1978, Shah didn’t listen to this advice, but in 2009, Mullahs listened to this advice. Of course even if you arrest 1500 leaders, nothing will change unless the West and the Media support you. But in 1978, the West and the Media didn’t support the Shah. They wanted to topple the Shah. But in 2009 …

Q: Why the West toppled the Shah? What the West really wanted?

A: The US supported Mullahs, because the US thought that they can have a puppet regime with “Islamic Sauce and American Essence” in Iran. But now they have a puppet regime with “Islamic Sauce and English Essence”. Shah wanted to be a world power. But Shah was so weak. In 1978, about one year before the Revolution, Ashraf (Shah’s sister) told me that she wants to leave Iran, because the West wants to topple the Shah regime, and they should obey the West. I don’t know why they didn’t resist. But we all have learned that the West’s will is like the God’s will, and we should accept it ..

Q: Could you really control or prevent the Revolution?

A: Yes we could, but if Shah was not such a stupid coward and such a puppet dictator. Instead of caring about the West and what the West wants, we had to care about Iranians and what Iranian people want. But we just made people even angrier. The West betrayed us. But we should respect the West. The West is our Arbab (master). Iranian people are so stupid, and don’t deserve freedom and democracy. I hate Iranian people ..

Q: So, the Shah regime was not a corrupted regime. The Shah regime was actually a very good regime …

A: Yah, Shah was a great man. All the Shah’s men were corrupted people. But the Shah’s regime was a very good regime. Shah controlled all media, all universities and everything in Iran. Shah decided about all aspects of life and everything in Iran. Shah was a brutal dictator, and a puppet dictator. Shah just obeyed the West’s orders. Shah didn’t care about people and what people want. Shah just cared about what the West wants, because it was better for the people. So, the Shah’s regime was a very good regime ..

Q: And finally what you want to say to the younger generations …

A: I ask them to stop saying Shah was a puppet dictator, a corrupt guy, or a bad guy. Shah was a good guy. We were good guys. We were good dictators. Iranians should thank Shah and other puppet dictators. We should try to rewrite history …


Jokes and Real Life: from Iran to Brazil

July 12, 2014

“Iranians and many others try to have a positive attitude towards real life, problems and sad events. They try to make a joke of many things. They know what is really important, and what is not. Now even Brazilians say: ‘Soccer is just an illusion and we need to wake up to reality’. Brazil is changing. The world is actually changing. Many people are becoming disillusioned. Now even Brazilians know that if you see sports/ soccer as everything, and close your eyes to poverty and real problems, you just make a fool of yourself, and worsen your problems”, some wise Iranians say. They also add: “It’s good that many Brazilians try to be happy, and to care about Samba, Carnival, Dance etc. They are not slaves of soccer/ sports. But some sports fans are so stupid. After Germany scored several goals Brazil’s samba groups stopped in apparent shock. It’s a natural thing. But some Brazilians said that they are so sad, and they want to kill themselves! Millionaires (footballers) play games, but idiots want to kill themselves for such games! Sport is a matter of joy, peace, health etc. But the bad guys, including English Barbarians, try to covert sports and all good things into Evil/ Political things”. They also add: “In these days, many make jokes about Brazil and world cup. Germany beats Brazil 7 – 1. It’s laughable. Germany was not good; but Brazil became Maldives/ Arabia, and made many laugh. But idiots cannot see the joke. Racist pigs put racist comments, but call such crap jokes -Nazi jokes or Holocaust jokes. They are not funny; they are shameful and stupid. Praising Nazis is funny?! Since when admiring savage killers has become joke?! Defending savage killers and Nazi Germany is not joke. Germany’s good guys, like other normal humans, have fun and make jokes. It’s good. But German faggots and German Nazis, like other racist pigs in Europe, dream of restoring Nazism and Fascism! They just remind you of the Nazi media and the UK media […] Unfortunately, many don’t know that being happy is very different from being stupid and living like Sheep […] Lets have fun, joy and good feelings. But Lets say No to living like Sheep/ Slaves”. In these days many things are laughable, and many things are sadly funny. So, lets take a look at some good, bad, real and unreal jokes of these days:

A new kind of Brazilian Praying: Dear Lord, you took my favorite football team, Brazil. You took my favorite footballer, Neymar. You took my favorite dancer, Michael Jackson … I just wanted to let you know that my favorite President is Barack Obama. Amen!

An Iranian and a (Jewish CIA) were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The (Jewish CI-A) leans over to the Iranian and asks if he wants to play a fun game. The Iranian just wants to sleep so he politely declines, turns away and tries to sleep. The spy persists and explains that it’s a real good game. He explains: ‘As many know, we, (Jewish Americans), are smarter than Iranians. So, I ask a question and if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5. Then you ask a question and if I don’t know the answer I’ll pay you $50 !’ Again the Iranian politely declines and tries to sleep. The spy, now somewhat agitated, says, “OK, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5 and if I don’t know the answer I pay you $500! Now, that got the Iranian’s attention, so he agrees to the game. The spy asks the first question, “There is a magic formula for building a nuclear bomb. What’s this formula?” Iranian doesn’t say a word and just hands him $5. Now, its the Iranian’s turn. He asks: “there is a magic formula for building a new bomb that can find and destroy all bad guys. What’s this formula?” The (Jewish C-IA) looks at him with a puzzled look, takes out his laptop computer, looks through all his references and after about an hour wakes the Iranian and hands the Iranian $500. The Iranian takes the $500, and tries to return to sleep. The American, a little miffed, asks, “Well what’s the answer to the question?” Without a word, the Iranian reaches into his wallet, hands $5 to the Jewish American, turns away and returns to sleep.

What the media says about Brazil and the World Cup are sadly funny. For instance, they say: “the World Cup brings business for Brazils prostitutes .. the World Cup is about sex, soccer and samba .. Belo Horizontes prostitutes are prepared for the World Cup. Belo Horizonte’s Prostitutes’ Association (prepare) the city’s 80,000 s-ex workers .. the prostitutes, who are legal here, are given English classes by volunteers so they are better prepared for the World Cup .. the citys brothels, locally known as Zona, are open from 6am [!] to 11pm .. S-exy Brazil has one of the worst records in the world when it comes to poverty and child exploitation .. Se-x tourism is blatantly encouraged in Brazil. Hotels and taxis are part of a network that connects clients with young girls .. Some taxi drivers have a menu of girls .. many poor girls don’t go to school .. the World Cup offered many temporary jobs to poor girls and those who worked in prostitution”.

Q: What do Obama and Osama have in common? A: They both love Islamists and terrorists. Q: What’s the difference between Obama and Osama? A: Osama hates Mullahs, but Obama loves Mullahs.

Savage Jews kill Arab kids. Savage Arabs kill Jewish kids. Both groups kill innocent kids, because as some Iranians say: “Both Arabs and Jews are followers of the Jewish law of ‘Eye for an Eye’. Both of them are sworn enemies of Iran and Iranian values. They act like dogs and wolfs. In the 21st century, the locust-eaters openly say: Locusts eat our crops, so we eat locusts. Eye for an Eye!”.

The 97% of Iranians hate all Mullahs. As some Iranians say: ‘Now even Iran’s religious people are angry. As they say, Do you know who are ‘Kal Anaam Balhom Azal (like or worse than animals)? Mullahs and Islamists. As their own holy texts say: They have eyes, but cannot see; they have ears, but cannot hear; they are (slaves of Satan); they don’t think. They are like or worse than animals! Islamists and Basijis are the worst of the worst. As their own holy texts say: ‘those who can see big lies, crimes, problems, hypocrisy etc but they pretend that they are blind, deaf or mute; they don’t think, and they are the worst of the worst’ ! Fanatics and Islamists are the worst of the worst. But it’s ironic that even their own holly books say that they are like or worse than animals (Kal Anaam Balhom Azal)!”.

Two Mullah companies have a monopoly on cars in Iran. As some Iranians say: “they produce a fucking out-of-date car that its real price and its international price is 1000 dollars, but they sell it to Iranians for 7000 dollars. It’s their Islamic Justice or Islamic Economy. Mullahs lick the IMF’s ass, and say Iran’s prices should be equal to International prices. But their fucking Car Industry says international prices and standards are Kashk (bad). Mullahs are really Motherfucker. Iranians refer to the Mullah Car Industry as Halabi-Saz or Dar-e Pit Saz (Crap-maker), and say: Mullahs like Nemat-Zadeh and Ahmadi-Nejad are actually Goh-Zadeh and Goh-Nejad (Goh = shit). Their Car Industry is Crap Industry, and shows that their Islamic Justice or Islamic Economy is actually Islamic Hapooly (Thievery). Islamic Hapoolization is something like Islamic Americanization. They pay you in Rial, while all prices are in Dollar. They pay you in Rial, but they ask you to pay them in Dollar. Mullahs say people’s incomes should be 1/ 20 of international incomes, while prices should be equal to international prices. It’s what their Zionist IMF dictates to them”.

Tehran suffers from many new problems. As some Iranians say: “Qali-baf means Rug-maker, but he just makes rugs for his friends (Islamists) at the price of ruining Iran and making Iranians angrier. Now Qali-baf tries to sign a 20,000,000,000,000,000 rial (20,000 billions) contract with his friends at IRGC’s Khatam al-Anbia. The soup is too salty, and now even the Tehran’s city council protest against such corruption and such shameful Monopoly. Qalibaf and his Islamist friends try to ruin Iran and Tehran. The new Dust Storms in Tehran is a result of their evil acts .. Rouhanis do nothing about the new Dust Storms. But why?! .. In the 1980s, people said: ‘Saddam destroys Kuche 6-metri (a 6-meter alley) by Moshak 20-metri (a 20-meter rocket). But now Qalibaf and Islamists destroys Kuche 6-metri by Borje 200-metri (200-meter skyscrapers). They ruin all beautiful gardens, all beautiful alleys, all beautiful trees, and all beautiful places in Tehran, and replace them with ugly apartments/ skyscrapers, which are unsafe, non-standard, harmful and stupid”.

Mullahs violate the right of Iranian women to enter sports stadiums. As some Iranians say: “A group of Iranian women have asked the International Volleyball Federation to protect the right of Iranian women to attend volleyball matches. They’ve said: ‘We demand an end to gender discrimination in the sports stadiums and believe that the Iranian society is not an island isolated from the rest of the planet’. Apparently they don’t know that the West believes that Iran should be an island isolated from the rest of the planet. The West’s Evil Empire uses Mullahs to hurt Iran and Iranians. What Mullahs do is not consistent with the Iranian peoples culture and wishes. But what Mullahs do is not consistent with the West’s wishes and orders. Remember the IMF plans, the 2009 Coup etc. Mullahs just serve the West’s interests. Iranian women are suppressed, while Mullahs lick foreign women’s asses. Mullahs allow female fans to attend the games, only if female fans are not Iranians! It’s Racism, Anti-Iran Sadism, and what the West wants”.

Boko Haram is a tragicomedy. As some Iranians say: “Nigeria’s savage Islamists are called Boko Haram. But they are actually Bokon Haram (S-e-x Haram/ Forbid S-e-x). Africa’s Boko Haram is actually Bokon Haram. Mullahs are members of the same group. They say poor girls and poor people have no right. They say everything is Haram (forbidden) for average people; but Mullahs and savage Islamists are more equal than other people. For Mullahs and savage Islamists everything is Halal (free). For Mullahs, as say they, Bokon Halal (S-e-x is Free), Bokosh Halal (killing is free), Bokhor Halal (drinking is free), Bebar Halal (stealing is free) etc. They say Bokhor Bokhor Halal (Plundering is Free) and [..] Halal, but only for savage Islamists. Poor people and average people should enjoy Bokon Haram and ‘X Haram’, X = almost everything”.

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The story of ‘Mullahs and Brazil’ is ridiculous. As some Iranians say: “Mullahs, Islamists and Basijis went to Brazil to join Brazil’s Boko Haram or Brazil’s Boko Halal?! Islamists and Basijis went to Brazil to attend Brazil’s Samba carnivals, or to attend Brazil’s Mourning festivals?! Many Brazilians took to the streets to protest against poor public services, corruption, rising prices, IMF plans, modern slavery etc. But Mullahs and Islamists love evil things like IMF plans, corruption, rising prices, poor public services etc. Brazilians say: FIFA go home; but Mullah lick FIFA’s ass, IMF’s ass etc .. Islamists say people should hate joy, fun, dance, music etc. Mullahs/ Islamists love mourning festivals, and the Anti-Iran Mullah TV is nothing but a mourning station and a censorship station. But Islamists go to Brazil to have fun and to attend non-Islamic events. Islamists are such hypocrites”.

Mullahs and Islamists are bad hypocrites. As some Iranians say: “Islamists enjoy Brazil, Samba, Boko Halal etc, but Iranian people should enjoy bans, Censorship, Parasite, Jewish laws, IMF plans etc .. the Arab/ Jewish values of Mullahs are Anti-Iranian values. Mullahs and their Jewish-Barbarian laws just serve the West’s interests .. Mullahs and Islamist agents prevented Iranian women from attending any of the World League volleyball matches between Iran, Brazil, Italy, and Poland. Mullahs harassed, physically assaulted, and arrested several Iranian women. Iranian women were prevented from entering the Azadi stadium in Tehran, but foreign women were allowed to attend and cheer their teams! Mullahs are such Anti-Iranian animals .. Team Iran went to Poland, but Mullahs confused, and badly censored the matches between Iran and Poland. Mullahs didn’t allow Iran’s people to see Polish girls, Polish fans, or Polish female cheerleaders! But God bless Poland’s girls and female fans. They confused Mullahs”.

In these days, the media talks about Rouhani’s right-hand man, Mohammad Nahavandian. As they say: ‘Nahavandian has a green card’, making him a US permanent resident ! (July 2014) But it’s not a new thing. Iranians already knew and said that Islamists and Basijis have US green cards. But as some Iranians say: “Just look what the Lefts, the Jewish CI-A, Noam Chomsky and other stupid pigs say about the Sham Fight between ‘Mullahs and Great Satan’! Mad Mullahs have US green cards. Mullahs like Nahavandian have the Great Satan’s green cards! Satan and Islamists are real brothers. Islamists and Basijis have Great Satan’s green cards, lick the IMF’s ass, and obey the Imperialist UK; but the Lefts and idiots still repeat their old crap”.

Rouhanis are terrible managers. As some Iranians say: “In Winter, Rouhanis talk about the lack of gas and fuel. And in Summer, Rouhanis talk about the lack of water and electricity. Mullah Management is great. In Winter, Iran suffers from the lack of gas and fuel. And in Summer, Iran suffers from the lack of water and electricity! It’s really a miracle. But it’s not the whole story. In this situation, Mullahs encourage Baby Boom, and say: the lack of water, food, fuel etc is not important. We should make more babies, and make Great Satan happy. As our English Arbab says, our Jewish God will take care of everything. We should only play the role of Iran’s Break Pedal’ … Rouhanis (Mullahs) are great managers. Their Islamic experts are retards like Tayebnia, who refer to Bank as Bang. Mullahs and the West call such uneducated retards Economists!.. Mullahs and their Islamic Economy are English artifacts. Mullahs are educated at the UK universities. When Islamists and Mullahs want to learn about Islamic Economy, they go to England, or attend the IMF classes in London. Mullahs go to England to learn about economy, politics, slavery, tyranny and everything. London is a Mecca for Mullahs and all Islamists”.

English Mullahs make Iranians laugh. As some Iranians say: “Mullah Shahab Moradi is Qalibaf’s aide. He is an English Mullah with Western gestures and pseudo-intellectual gestures. But He has recently said: Music is a bad/ evil thing; Iran doesn’t need Music or Music training. Mullah Shahab is a stupid faggot, whose brain/ mind is his ass, and that’s why he pretends that he is open-minded. English Mullahs like Mullah Shahab suffer from many shitty paradoxes – his name, Shahab, is just one of them. English Mullahs like Mullah Shahab are allowed to travel to European countries. The West loves them, and they love the Western Hell. But they ask Iranians to remain in this Islamic Heaven … this Islamic Heaven, ie this Mullah-made Hell in Iran, is good for faggots like Mullah Shahab. But they hate their own Islamic lifestyle. All English Mullahs are like Mullah Shahab .. They steal people’s money, and live like rich pigs, but they praise poverty! They are such hypocrites. They are worse than Taliban, but they pretend otherwise”.

In June 2014, Mullahs published a funny report. As some Iranians say: “this report was about the IMF Plans. Mullahs officially said: the 1st phase of the IMF Plans was a total failure! The Mullah Ministry of Economy officially said that the 1st phase of the IMF Plans just created more poverty and more economic problems! Of course all Iranians already knew and said that the IMF Plans are Western-made disasters/ plots .. But now Mullahs say the 1st phase of the IMF Plans was a total failure, while Mullahs still lick the IMF’s ass, and implement the 2nd phase of the IMF Plans! Mullahs are sick jokes. Mullahs lick the ass of their Zionist IMF, and refer to their Zionist IMF Plans as Resistance Economy (Eqtesad-e Moqarebati)”.

The USA badly supports Islamists. As some Iranians say: “Obama Bin Laden and US Congress badly support savage Islamists – from ISIS and Syrian terrorists to Muslim Brotherhood, MEK and Taliban. They say USA is anti-Terrorist or anti-Islamist, because USA openly supports Marxist-Islamist terrorists (MEK), Muslim Brotherhood, ISIS, Salafis, Taliban etc! .. The US-made Election Farce in Afghanistan is a bad joke. The USA openly supports Taliban and pro-Taliban Pashtoons, but rejects Dr. Abdollah, who is anti-Taliban and anti-Terrorist. Apparently, the main crime of Dr. Abdollah and Ahmad Shah-Masoud was and is that they are anti-Taliban, anti-Al-Qaedah, pro-Peace and pro-Reform. The USA only supports puppet dictators and IMF stooges .. In Iran, the US only supports Jewish Spies like AhmadiNejad (AN) and English stooges like Rouhani, who are stooges of the IMF and puppets of the West … the West loves Mullahs. From the 19th century to 1999 (18 Tir), the UK aided Mullahs, and in 2009, the UK and the US created the 2009 Coup .. In the past, Iranians were naive. But now many things have changed. Now when Mullahs (Gilani, AsgarOladi, Kani etc) die, Iranians celebrate, congratulate each other, or don’t give a shit about them”.

Mullahs serve the interests of Iran’s enemies. As some Iranians say: “the West says Iran is evil, because Mullahs are evil ! The West says: Iran should not X or Y, because Islamists are savages! But Islamists are their own puppets. Islamists are sworn enemies of Iran, Iranian people, and Iranian values. Islamists just serve the West’s interests. If Mullahs and their Arab/ Jewish laws don’t hurt Iranians and don’t create a bad image of Iran, would the West be able to crap about Iran? If Iran’s regime cares about Iranian Values and Iranian Culture, rejects Jewish-Barbarian values, and doesn’t aid the West in creating a bad and unreal image of Iran, then would the West be able to crap about Iran or Iran’s basic rights? Mullahs only serve the West’s interests. The West has no right to impose a limit on Iran’s centrifuge numbers. The West has no right to impose a limit on what Iran can have. Do we say how many X or Y the US and the UK should have?! […] Mullahs are what the West wants. Mullahs are Anti-Iran, Anti-Iranian, Anti-Truth, and Anti-Progress. Mullahs and their Arab/ Jewish values just allow the West to justify itself, to hide the truths, and to deny Iran’s rights […] Mullahs are brainless slaves. Now the West says how many centrifuges you should use, and tomorrow they would say how many oxygen molecules you should use for breathing, how many universities or sports teams you need, or how many tools you should have in your bedroom”.

The West refers to Exiled Whores as Exiled Journalists. But as some Iranians say: “whores like Behnoud, Masih AliNejad, Khatamists and those who still work for the BBC, the VOA etc are sick jokes. They still say How nice the West, the UK and the USA have become. They just remind you of old jokes like: One day, a Turk explained to his friends how nice (a Big City) has become. You really should go he said. As soon as you arrive at the airport, they will pick you up in a nice car, take you to a nice restaurant, give you foods, then they take you to a nice Hotel, and they even give you money! His friends being very enthusiastic about the issue ask: “Really? Have you been there lately?” Turk says: “No … but my wife has!”.

As some Americans say: “Thanks to Bush’s plans and Obama’s plans, Americans workers have been sleeping like babies. They wake up every couple of hours and cry”.

In June 2014, a Brazilian prostitute says: “sometimes I spend a month in the zona without going home. Some women spend six months at a time .. Foreign clients order underage prostitutes who are delivered directly by the hotels pimps .. some customers are rich, but lonely. There is a rich guy lives in a rich area here, he came to me one day and said hed give everything he has just to be happy .. Many of my clients say theyll pay more to spend an hour, but they just want to talk. Their wives dont care about them .. pretty girls, when they just start, make too much money .. they even get boyfriends inside of here .. But they often fall in love with the wrong guys; only some of these pretty girls marry rich guys .. only some prostitutes marry a rich guy. I know two or three. One married a judge/ clergymen! Now they live in luxury and she has everything … (At first) I worked on the street but it was dangerous. It was dangerous because of the girls, not the clients. Girls attacked me .. one of them had a knife and wanted to stab me”

One day a Jewish-Arab fanatic arrives to New York. He gets hungry and decides to go to get a snack. While he was walking down the street, he sees a restaurant that says “Hot Dogs”. He was thinking for a while and said, Dog? Is it Kosher/ Haram? But then he decides to try it. So he walks in the store and says to the waiter “hot dog please”. But when he received his hot dog, he took a look at it and said, “oh shit, divine intervention; bad luck; look which part of dog’s body is remained for me”.

A twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above the ocean with 5 people on board – the pilot, Obama, Dalai Lama, a whore and an Iranian. Suddenly something exploded and the pilot said: “Gentlemen, I have bad news, and good news”. He added: “We’re about to crash, but the good news is that we can easily parachute to safety .. but the bad news is that there are only 4 parachutes”. With that, the pilot grabbed a parachute, and jumped from the plane. Obama was right behind him. ‘Gentlemen,’ he said, ‘I am the leader of the world’s smartest nation. I am the world’s smartest man, and, well, the world needs smart men. So, uh, the world’s smartest man should have a parachute”. So saying, he grabbed a parachute and followed the pilot out the door. The whore was on his feet in a flash. “Gentlemen,” he said, “I am one of the world’s greatest whores. The world needs whores. So, I should have a parachute”. With those words, he grabbed a parachute and hurtled through the door into the night. Dalai Lama and the Iranian looked at one another calmly for a moment. Finally, the Iranian picked up a parachute and held it out to Dalai Lama who said, ‘My son, I have lived a satisfying life. You have your life ahead of you; you take the parachute, and I will go down with the plane’. But the Iranian said, “Don’t worry man. The world’s smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack!”.


Humor: British Culture, American Values

March 10, 2014

The 2014 Farce is so ridiculous. As the wise Iranians say: ‘Tragedy at its peak becomes Comedy. Just look how Rouhanis (Mullahs) are making love with their Great Satan and their Zionist IMF, and how the US and the UK defend their Mullahs, and censor all news. Now it’s clear that Religious Morality at its peak becomes Immorality; Western Democracy at its peak becomes Orwellian Tyranny; Religious Fanaticism at its peak becomes Satanism; Islamism at is peaks becomes Zionism; Journalism at its peaks becomes Prostitution; Americanism at its peak becomes Stalinism; and the West at its peak becomes Animal Farm”. In these days, as some wise Iranians say: “We are nearing the Nowruz 2014, but as most people say: ‘Nowruz is not in the air’. Now Iranians just curse this British spy (Rohani) for fucking the Economy and aiding the Enemy (the West). In this Nowruz season, it’s rare to see smiling faces in public places, and Iranians just express their anger by their silence or by cursing Mullahs & the West. Now only the UK, the US and their spies defend this anti-Iran Rohani”. As the wise Iranians truly say: ‘Iranians are happy, and full of hopes, but in their private life, not in public places. Iranians know what they should do in the dark years. When the West and its stooges (Islamists etc) desperately try to hurt them, Iranian people just say: Lets know the West better! Iranians know the West-Rohani’s Nowruz Gift to people. Now many use satire as a tool to criticize the West, and to send a Nowruz Gift to the UK, the US and their stooges (IMF, Islamists etc)!”. So, here lets take a look at what Iranians say -in a satirical and sarcastic manner- about the Western values and the West in 2014.

Mongolism and Stupidity: Western politicians and their journalists/ intellects are proud that they are animals, not humans. They openly defend Islamists, censor all facts/ news, tell big lies, but say: it’s Modernism! In 2014, the West and their Rouhanis (Mullahs) openly defend Censorship and praise Tyranny. On 8 March 2014, the Zionist Mullahs openly said: ‘the media should aid us in controlling people and preparing public opinion. We want to implement the 2nd phase of the IMF Plans in Iran, and we need the media’s help. The media should defend [Zionist IMF]. It’s what [Arbab (Master), ie the West] wants’! In March 2014, the Mullah TV and Rohani openly say that the media should help Mullahs in fooling Iran’s people into accepting the IMF Plans! But the West censors all news. On 8 March 2014, the Mullah TV aired Rouhani’s words, when he defended Censorship and IMF, and said: ‘Censorship is a good thing; IMF Plan is a good thing; I defend Censorship’ ! But the UK and the US censor all news, and even say: ‘Rouhani condemns media crackdown’ ! (AP) They tell such big lies and censor everything, because they know that if they don’t censor what Rouhanis do/ say, then as Iranians say: ‘Gandesh Darmiad’ ! (their secrets will be revealed), and all humans will know the truth. But the West suffers from Mongolism, and doesn’t know if they use this level of Censorship and Big Lies, then as Iranians say: ‘[baz] Gandesh Darmiad’ !

Big Lies and Insulting the people’s intelligence: On the Women’s Day (8 March 2014), the UK/ EU Bitch Catherine Ashton wears Hijab and makes love with Mullahs in Iran, but the Shameless West says: ‘The issue of women rights is on Ashton’s agenda’ !! The shameless way they (the West) lie to people is unique. The US and the UK are the architects of the 2009 Coup and the Mullah Dual Policy -ie Benefits and Concessions for the Enemy (the West); Tyranny and Oppression for Iran’s people- which is worse than the Qajar/ Pahlavi policies. The West knows that most Iranians boycotted the 2013 Election Show; and many know that the appointment of Rouhani is like the appointment of ‘Mirza X’ and other spies/ stooges in the Qajar era. But Mullahs are worse than Qajars. Just look at their senior negotiator, Iraq-chi. He and his family name are non-Iranian! Iraq-chi licked the UK Queen’s ass in 2013, and embarrassed Mullahs. Even the Mullah media said: ‘the story of the UK Queen and Iraq-chi was a big mistake’! But instead of downgrading Iraq-chi, Rohani promoted him to a senior negotiator! In the Mullah regime, a non-Iranian pig licks the Queen and Ashton (Sar beh Astane Queen misayad !) and becomes a very top Mullah Diplomat! Even Fath-Ali Shah was more honorable (Ba Sharaf-tar) than Mullahs, who openly praise ‘Hurting and Humiliating Iranians’. It’s funny that the UK, the US and their notorious agents (Leveretts, Sick, Chomsky etc), who are behind the 2009 CIA Coup, still defend Mullahs and even say: ‘Most Iranians support the Mullahs’ crackdown on protesters in 2009’ ! The West has lost its mind. Now they support a tiny Marxist-Islamist-Terrorist group (MEK/ PMOI), while 99.99% of Iranian know and hate it. Now they create the Mullah-Ashton farce on the Women’s Day!

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Prostitution: the media says: ‘the UK and France are banning Prostitution’! They laugh at the poor prostitutes, and say: “Prostitutes in Italy demand the right to get a pension !” (2014) But in the West, Prostitutes are more honorable than Journalists. In the West, journalists and intellects proudly call themselves ex-CIA, ex-MI6, or even ex-Human! Their media proudly says: ‘Big Hollywood names work as I-s-r-aeli spies or CIA agents’ ! The NSA and GCHQ try to enslave scientists, and pay journalists and intellects to fool people. The West’s media is worse than the Mullah Media. The Guardian, Financial Times and other MI6 media tell childish lies. They refer to IMF Plan as RouhaniCare and say: Iran launches RouhaniCare! (March 2014) If the UK media referred to Cameron’s anti-NHS plans as CameronCare!, it would have been less laughable. The MI6 media defend Rohani very passionately, and the CIA whores -who already defended AhmadiNejad (AN)- praise Rohani! In 2014, the American whores go to Iran, and lick Rohani’s ass. For instance, Deborah Amos licks Rohani’s ass, but writes in NPR.org: “On my third day in Tehran last week, I was detained by the morals police [who attack Iranians and arrest them for violating the Arab/ Jewish satanic laws] My introduction to the morality squad ended with fruit juice and a hug from a Mullah cop! [Mullah] told me, ‘We wanted to buy you a gift …” ! (March 2014) This US whore badly licks Rohani’s ass, but confesses: ‘[Mullahs and their] morals police have lost the war. Iranians tell them: ‘We’ve done nothing wrong. You have no right to harass us ‘! American whores are like British whores. They know the brave Iranians, but they are paid to lick the Mullah ass, and to tell big lies.

Money, Power, and Satanism: The main religion of the West, Jews, Islamists and all bad guys is Satanism. In these years, Satanism is the religion of ‘Money and Power’. Those who worship Satan (ie Money & Power), live like animals, tell big lies, and do all evil things. Their God is Money, and they sell and buy everything, including ethics and democracy. It’s what you can see in the US and the Mullah regime. When your God is Satan (Power), you tell big lies, kill and torture people, and do all evil things only because you want to stay in power at any price. And it’s exactly what Mullahs and the UK do. When you worship Satan, you tell many big lies, hurt people, suppress people, censor the voices of people, steal people’s money, and violate people’s rights. When you worship the Devil, you defend dictators, oppressors, crooks, thieves and all bad guys. But it’s funny that the followers of Satan call themselves the men of God! They praise Genocide, Racism, Sadism etc, but call themselves men of God or moral people! As you know, Bribery is part of the American system. People like Jack Abramoff showed that Lobbying is Bribery. But the UK and the US still defend Corruption and Bribery, as they defend Genocide, Sadism, and NSA’s programs. They are like Mullahs, ie they are Omol-Fesad (mother of all Corruptions)! They are like Brzezinski (Imperialists) and Chomsky (Marxists). They all defend brutal dictators, terrorists, crooks, Islamists and other bad guys.

Ethics and Morality: the US, the UK and their stooges like Rohani, Ashton, Straw, Larijani, Jannati, Nourizad, Khatami, Pahlavi etc can show you American Values and British Morality. Just look how the UK media and the US media tell many big lies, and how the US president openly talks about “using force to advance American interests”! (2014) In an interview with a Jewish Barbarian, Jeffery Goldberg, the US president praises bullying other nations, and says the US politics is like “gangster movies”! Obama even adds: “We helped to shape the Mullah election” ! (2014) The United States of Animals (USA) is really a moral country, because they openly support terrorists, dictators, Islamists etc and say genocide, sadism and bullying other nations are moral things. The UK and the US openly say: ‘Iran’s people should be poor people who need food stamps’ ! (2014) They use the American Logic, and say to the poor people: ‘Are you suffering? Well, You Deserve It’ ! (2014) The American logic says: Create problem for others, but claim they deserve it! According to this American logic, If Jews died in the concentration camps, they got what they deserved, and if the Americans died in the 9/11 attacks, they got what they deserved! The UK and the US say: ‘The outcome [of this logic] depends on how successful the cheating is’ ! (2014) Lying, Cheating, Stealing, Bullying etc are among the moral values in the UK and the US; and that’s why they hurt Iranians, and help Mullahs and this Satanic regime, which is the worst puppet, anti-Iranian regime in Iran’s history. The US regime shows that the US national anthem should be about The Star Swastika Banner, not the Star- Spangled Banner.

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The Star Swastika Banner

Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed our Barbarians as heroes;
Whose sins and crimes, through the barbaric fights,
O'er the Native Americans Genocide we watched,
And the Nuke's red glare, the atomic bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our nukes hit Japan:
Oh, say! does that American Barbarism yet exist
O'er the land of the Lie and the home of the Barbarian?

In Congress, our Barbarians inciting Genocide, the racist shits, Our government and Congress, our Barbarians, are in deep shit, They tell lie and lie and lie, and eat shit and shit and shit, They fart and fart and fart, half conceal, half disclose,
Our intellects, our media and our politicians are the same shit, They all are savage Barbarians; They are like the Nazi shits: 'Tis the Star-Swastika banner! Oh, long may it wave
O'er the land of the Lie and the home of the Devil !

And where are Native Americans, the real owners of America
Yah, our Congressmen praise Genocide, and even more,
A corrupt democracy, a corrupt society, and a lot more,
Sadism, Racism, Tyranny, Mass Spying, and even more!
No refuge could save our people, the Native Americans
From the terror of our Barbarism or the gloom of our Tyranny: And the Star-Swastika banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the Lie and the home of the Sadist.

Oh, thus be it ever, when Barbarians shall stand
Between the Occupied land and the war crimes
Blest with defeat and shame, may the Evil Land
Praise Genocide that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then Occupy we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In Lie is our trust":
And the Star-Swastika banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the Lie and the home of Evil

Barbarism, Sadism, and Narcissism: Barbarians have become Narcissists; they think they are more equal than others! They openly bully Iran, and threaten Iranians with nuke & genocide, but say: ‘Iran should not have nuke’! The US barbarians in Congress openly say: ‘Hit Iran with nukes‘ ! But Islamists not only refuses to condemn American Barbarians, but they say: ‘It is only natural for US lawmakers to [threaten Iran with nuke and to] be skeptical of Iran nuclear deal [!!] I believe that’s only natural in a democratic society’ ! (Zarif in Washington Post, Dec 2013) Islamists work for the CIA and the MI6. Islamists praise US Congressmen (like Brad Sherman [D-CA]) who openly say: ‘We should hurt the Iranian people’ ! Islamists are anti-Iran pigs. Islamists, Britons and Americans are Sadists, because they get pleasure from hurting ordinary people or making them suffer. This is the definition of Sadism. The good people in America talk about ‘How Sadistic And Cruel America Has Become‘, but Islamists (Rouhanis) lick the asses of their Great Satan and their Zionist IMF! The good Americans talk about “St. Obama the Sadist“, But Mullahs praise Sadists. The good Americans talk about “the Barbarism of the Old Testament”, “the Barbarism of the UK”, ‘Jewish Barbarism’ etc. But Islamists (Mullahs) love the Barbarian West, because the West’s Jewish Bible praises Genocide and Sadism. Iranians know that the good Jews and the good Arabs exist, and the good Jews know that Jews owe Persia a lot. But Jewish barbarians like Jeffery Goldberg are in bed with Arabs, and show you why Iranians hate the ungrateful Jews, and say: ‘Fuck Palestine, Fuck Jews’ or ”the US, Arabs and Jews deserve each other’.

Censorship: the good guys in the West say: ‘West Inciting Genocide, Iran Booing Barbarians’. But the West’s media just tell big lies, and censor all facts. Rouhanis openly defend Censorship, Tyranny, Oppression, Poverty, the Zionist IMF and all anti-Iran plans, which try to create more problems in Iran. But the West censors all news. On 8 March 2014, the Mullah TV openly said said that their job is brainwashing people and fooling people! But it’s sadly funny that the Mullah media (not the Mullah TV which is worse than the Nazi media) is more liberal than the UK media and the US media! In 2014, some Mullah media, who know the Large Army of Angry Iranians, try to publish a small part of the people’s comments about the IMF Plans. But the UK media and the US media censor all Iranian comments! This level of Censorship is unique in history. The Western Censorship just reminds you of the Mullah TV and Islamists, who openly say: ‘People have no rights; people should not criticize us. But those who steal people’s money or kill people on a large scale, have many rights; they have Aberu (honor), and we should defend the honor of crooks, thieves, and serial killers’ ! (2014) The UK and Mullahs are two sides of the same coin. Even the UK national anthem, “God Save The Queen”, is a joke and can show you the UK true face:


God Save the Queen

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen, [!]
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us; [!!]
God save the Queen!
O Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies
And make them fall ...

From every latent foe,
From the assassins blow,
God save the Queen!
O’er her thine arm extend,
For [ruining the world, not for defend !],
Our mother, prince, and friend, [!!]
God save the Queen!

Tyranny, Democracy, and Modernism: ‘God Save the Big Brother’ is the UK national anthem, but the UK calls itself Democracy! The UK’s ordinary people hate this song, which just shows that British Democracy is a joke. But the UK media just praises the British Tyranny. Britain, as the ancient land of Barbarians and Barbarism [for more info, check Archive], is the main Enemy of Iranians and the main Friend/ Supporter of Mullahs. The UK is the main Enemy of the Good, the Truth, and the Human Rights. In the UK, Democracy is Tyranny, and Modernism is Barbarism. The UK and the US say: those who praise Genocide, Racism, Sadism, Colonialism etc are Modern people, but those who care about the Truth are fanatics! In the UK and the US, whores are heroes, and barbarians are modern people. In 2014, the US media reports: ‘NSA chief says: We ought to come up with a way of stopping journalism related to the Snowden revelations’ ! or ‘The proposed HTTP 2 spec allows ISP proxies to decrypt your communications! Just what the NSA wants!‘. It’s the American Modernism. The US has become a stupid cesspool like the UK Animal Farm. The US Animals openly praise Bullying, Force, Tyranny, Orwellian Spying / Surveillance, Bribery & Corruption etc and say it’s a modern thing! The UK and the US love Modern Slavery. They say their people should live like slaves, and should not be able to think about problems & solutions. In the West, employers, banks, credit cards, fashion and media have enslaved people. The West has become the home of Modern Slaves.

Poverty, Marxism and Capitalism: In 2014, the media talks about “Hunger in Britain” and “The rise of food banks in Britain” ! Million of Britons need foot stamps, and as their media says: “thousands of poor people die from their situations in the UK’. The UK media even says: “The UK government denies that its policies have pushed many Britons into hunger, and still pretends that they are poor because they are lazy”! Now, Persia and other countries have not imposed any sanctions on Britain, and only the Cameron’s plans (ie CameronCare !) and the British Capitalism are killing/ torturing people in the UK. The West is a joke. Their media says: ‘the IMF demands more poverty in Spain‘ ! (2014) But when the IMF demands more Poverty in Iran, and Mullahs just try to create more Poverty & more Economic Problems in Iran, the West’s media censors all news. The West and the IMF love Islamic Capitalism & Islamic Marxism, which just create poverty, corruption and economic problems in Iran. The West says Islamist faggots like Teyabnia, Nili, Leilaz, Pajouyan are Economists, because they lick the IMF’s ass and praise “Corruption”, “Poverty” and “Food stamps Theory”! Islamic retards don’t know basic things. They even don’t know the US, the US state subsidies, and even this fact that all Iranians know how Islamists and ass-lickers become billionaires. All Iranians know who stand behind this Islamic regime of Crooks and Thieves. Iranians know the British stooges -from Seyyed Zia to Seyyed Ali Geda. Now only the UK, the US and their spies defend this Anti-Iran Rohani, while almost all Iranians hate Rohani, who just repeats AN’s crap. Iranians know the UK games. Iranians know the UK Rouhanis and why they try to create more poverty in Iran.


God Curse the Queen

God curse the UK Queen,
People hate this shitty Queen,
God curse this Savage Queen,
Send her more shame,
In her Barbaric games,
Long to reign over barbarians;
God curse the British Queen

O Lord, the UK fails and falls,
Scatter Scotland and Wales,
And make the UK fall;
Confound this Little Britain,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
God send the Barbarian UK to hell

Thy punishments from the Hell
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign over the English hell;
May she defend Barbarism more,
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice,
Fuck you, the English Queen

Not in this land alone,
But be Evil's mercies known,
From shore to shore!
God make the nations see,
Britain is the land of Barbarism,
And the Barbarian UK should know,
the game is over!

God curse the UK Queen,
this motherfucker, devil, and Big Brother,
The Evil Queen, the Orwell's Big Brother!

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O, Little Britain !
The land of Barbarians and Human-eaters,
You tell big lies, you are the shit-eater,
Fuck the Queen, the mother of Ass-lickers

O, Little Britain !
The land of Barbarism,
You support Terrorism, You defend Mullaism,
Fuck the UK, their Bahaism and Zionism,

O, Little Britain!
The land of Barbarians,
You are behind Mullahs, You will go to hell
Fuck the UK media, God Bless Orwell

O, Britain, the land of Barbarians and Big Brother,
You love English Mullahs, You are real brothers,
Rohani is a British spy, You are his Master
Mullahs are slaves, You're their 'Teacher'

O, Little Britain !
The land of Barbarians and Barbarism,
You support Tyranny, you love Satanism
Fuck England, the home of Charlatanism

Racism and Fascism: The Racist West says: Iran’s regime = Iran’s people !, because Iran’s people hate the Mullah regime, which is an anti-Iranian regime. The Racist West says: Iran’s people = Mullahs!, because Iran’s people are modern people, and victims of the West and Mullahs. The Racist West says: Iran’s regime = Iran’s people, because Iran’s people are wise people who hate Islamists, Marxists, Zionists, Terrorists, and all bad guys. Now, Arabs are in bed with Jews, and desperately try to hurt Iranians. Now, the US openly says: ‘Arabs are America’s close friends’! Now the US makes love with Arabs, and proves that the US deserved the 9/11. But it’s not the whole story. The US openly defends Egypt’s Islamists, Syrian’s Salafis, Saudi Islamists etc. But they pretend that Iranians love Arabs/ Islamists, but the US hates Arabs/ Islamists! The US is worse than Nazis. All Informed people know the story of Persia and Arabs/ Jews. They also know that ‘since the ancient time, Iranians are tolerant people, and don’t judge you by your race or your religion’. Even the West, the land of Fascism and Nazism, knows that Persia is the Home of Tolerance. But they don’t know that if you praise Genocide, Racism, Sadism, Bullying others etc, then the Iranian people will not tolerate you. Yah, Iranians don’t prejudge you. So, you can fool Iranians for a while. But as history shows, when you show your true face & Iranians realize that you are a bad guy with bad intentions, they will teach you a lesson that history will never forget it.

Bullying, Savagery and Inhumanity: Iranians hate Bullying, and that’s why even the stupid agents say: “If someone threatened to punish you unless you did something they want, how would you respond? If the price were right we’d agree, but Iranians hate [bullying]’. The West is really Barbarian. Now they talk about ‘the distinction between blackmail and bullying” ! or ‘the military and economic leverage the U.S. possesses !‘, and say: “US diplomacy must be backed by military power”! They refer to Bullying and Barbarism as the military leverage we possess !, and just remind you of the Nazi Hitler and his military leverage. The US and Jews repeat Hitler’s words, and just show you why the West’s Culture is the Culture of Barbarians. If you know history, you know that Britain is the land of Barbarism, and the British Culture is the Culture of Barbarians and Human-eaters. But even if you don’t know history, today’s West can show you many things. Now they openly praise ‘Bullying other nations’, and ‘hurting the ordinary people [in Iran & other countries]’ ! But it’s funny that this Savage West sheds crocodile tears for Humanity and Democracy!

Orwellian Society, NavaBegh (Genius) and NavaBigh (Ultra-stupid): In the UK and the US, Ignorance is Strength. Their Tech giants work with the NSA/ CIA, but they are proud of themselves. But the soup is too salty that even Merkel says to Obama: “The NSA is like the Stasi (Gestapo)” ! Now the media reports: “The British government is proposing to weaken protection for journalists from police searches and demands. These changes can damage investigative journalism and the public’s right to know’ ! or ‘the ex-GCHQ chief says spy agencies should not be accountable to people and parliament’ ! In 2014, the media says: ‘NSA chief criticizes media and suggests UK was right to detain David Miranda’ or ‘NSA chief says Snowden’s revelations have caused ‘grave damage’ ! Now people ask: who controls the West? who controls journalists and intellects in the West?! But the West is stupid, and just remind you of the story of ‘NavaBegh (Genius) and NavaBigh (Ultra-stupid)’ ! As you know, some are NavaBegh (Genius), and some are retards or NavaBigh (Ultra-stupid). But in the West, NavaBigh are politicians, intellects and think tanks! The Mullah regime, the UK regime and the US regime are full of NavaBigh, who still think ‘Support for Tyranny, Sadism, Barbarism and Terrorism will not backfire’ ! They still think Sowing the Seeds of Hate is a good/ wise thing!


Barbarians ask Iran to accept Orwellian Modernity

February 8, 2014

“In the 19th century, Barbarians wanted to teach us
Civilization!
. At that time, they said: ‘We may give Persia railroads; we may work its mines and exploit its resources ; but we shall not have brought it within the pale of civilized nations [!!] … the iron wall of resistance [in Persia], built up by all the most selfish instincts, is opposed to our progressive ideas [!!]’ [Curzon’s book, [*]: ‘Persia and the Persian Question’]. The land of Barbarians still craps about Civilization and Modernity. Even in the 21st century, the American-British barbarians call themselves ‘Defenders of Civilization, Democracy, Privacy, and Modernity! They still talk nonsense. For instance, the UK media like Financial Times (FT) says Iran is becoming a modern country, because ‘a mother of two girls has an affair with a friend of her husband, but her husband doesn’t know about the affair’ ! (FT, Jan 2014) In the British-Orwellian Society, Cheating, Lying, and living like animals are modern things!”, the wise Iranians say. In 2014, many things are laughable, but informative. As the funny Iranians say: “Iranians are not modern people, because they hate the bad guys, including Islamists and British monkeys like Rouhani and the BBC-Guardian’s journalists. But the US is a modern country, because more than 100 millions of Americans are religious fanatics. American fanatics are modern people, because they still think the earth is flat, and the sun orbits around the earth. America is a modern country, because Americans say: ‘For Americans, topless photo is a very bad and shameful thing [!] If they had topless photo, they are called sluts, lose their jobs, embarrass their families, and find themselves forever ruined [!!] American girls are afraid of their conservative boyfriends’ ! In the West, Fanaticism is Modernism. As the media reports: ‘Britain and France are trying to ban prostitution, and will punish the clients of s-e-x workers’ ! (Dec 2013) The UK is a modern country, because its national anthem is ‘God save the Bitch (Queen)’, and the UK government controls the internet, the media, and everything in the UK. Americans and Britons are very modern people. They say: ‘bad guys send our embarrassing photos (topless photos) to our family and friends. In the US, it’s a powerful way to threaten and to terrorize people [!!] At least two American women have killed themselves over revenge p-o-rn, and recent studies show that 47% of victims contemplate suicide’ ! (2014) They add: ‘an American girl erupted in tears. She said: ‘Oh my god, others have seen my topless photo’. She felt helpless, exposed, and violated. Who had seen her picture? internet users. Would it be saved on strangers’ hard drives? Yes, something horrible happened [!!]’ If this American girl was a Muslim or an Iranian, she would be a stupid fanatic. But as she is an American, she is a modern girl ! In 2014, the US media refers to Porn as the Great War, and says: ‘our people should not watch porn because they will become ‘spiritually wounded on the battlefield of the Great War (Porn) !’ In the US and the UK, Barbarians and Fanatics are modern people! But they say: Iran and other nations should know that Morality and Human values are bad things. Cheating, addiction, and living like pigs are good and modern things ! The West is a bad joke. Even their most prestigious media, ie the Guardian, which is the Guardian of Big Brother and Barbarians, just reminds you of the Ministry of Truth, and British agents like Sir John Malcolm (1769- 1833), who entered the service of the East India Company and the so-called British Freemasonry at the age of 12! John Malcolm, aka Boy Malcolm, can show you how they brainwashed little kids, and made them spies/ politicians. The story of ‘Boy Malcolm’ is very informative. ‘A British boy goes out to India at the age of 12, and grows into one of the most Orwellian agents of his day. Malcolm was a spy, a high rank politician, and a British intellect! Malcolm and the Barbarian UK said they want to aid Persia in becoming a modern Superpower! But they just aided Russia in occupying Persia. The story of ‘Boy Malcolm’ is like the story of many politicians, intellects and journalists in the West […] In the West, reality is beyond Orwell’s Worst Nightmare. In 2014, even Americans say: ‘In the early 1970s, Robert Gates worked as a young CIA analyst. [Finally,] he became Defense Secretary’! Now even Westerners say: ‘Control and Surveillance in the US and the UK exceed Orwell’s worst nightmare’! It’s obvious that in such an Orwellian society, Democracy is a joke, as the free press is a joke. The West and its mass media tell the biggest lies in history”.

In 2014, the West still censors everything, and tells big and bad lies. As some wise Iranians say: “On 5 Feb 2014, when the IMF delegation (the IMF’s team) is in Iran, Rouhani gives the Mullahs TV an interview, and says he wants to implement the 2nd phase of the IMF plans in Iran! Can you believe it?! The IMF orders, and Mullahs obey! This British monkey, Rouhani, is a bad joke. He knows why almost all Iranians hate him, and why ‘only a small number who are ‘supported’ by the UK and Satan, support Mullahs and Rouhani’. But he says: ‘Why the Iranian people and Iranian universities don’t support me and my deals?’! (2014) […] Amid sanctions, high inflation and unemployment rates, and a failing economy caused by the IMF plans, corruption and
mismanagement
, Rouhani and Mullahs try to implement the the IMF Plans, the CIA plans, in Iran! The Left and the West just censor everything, and tell big and bad lies. Now the Lefty-CIA media like the Huffington Post refers to the IMF plans as ‘RouhaniCare’ ! The MI6 media like the Guardian refers to the IMF plans as ‘RouhaniCare’ !, as well. Now it’s quite clear who is behind the Mullah regime, which is a puppet, anti-Iranian regime”. They also add: “In these days, the US officials bark a lot, but Mullahs are Heroic Cowards, and just aid Iran’s enemies. Now Mullahs and Satan (Zarif & Kerry, Rouhani & UK/ IMF, Mullahs & IMF/ CIA, Mullahs & US/ UK/ France etc) are making love on a daily basis. Mullahs (Islamists) praise the Jewish-Satanic values, and the Jewish-Arab Satanism. Mullahs suppress Iranians, and make love with Satan and the West”. They also add: “Now Iranian workers demonstrate against Mullahs and the IMF. As people’s media reports: ‘Mullahs arrested many workers’ (2014) But the West and the Left censor workers protests in Iran. Mullahs, the Left and the West, ie the sons of Satan, are the same shits. Their ‘Economic Reforms’ are IMF Plans -which create more Corruption, more Poverty, more Injustice, more inflation, more unemployment, and more economic problems. Their Democracy is a joke. In their Satanic Democracy, the Big Brother controls everything. Now their own media says: ‘6 Corporations Control 90% Of The Media In America’, or ‘Canada snoops on WiFi users in airports and pubic places’, or ‘If You used Secure Email websites, including Tormail, the FBI Has Your Inbox’, or ‘The UK press says a system of mandatory prior censorship will be imposed‘, or ‘Orwell never could have imagined that the UK and the NSA would violate the basic human rights in this way’!”. They also add: “The 99% of Iranians hate the IMF plans. But Mullahs still try to satisfy Satan’s demands and the IMF’s demands! They say ridiculous things like: ‘Distribution of two small packages of staples among one group of Iranians is a good tactic. Those Iranians who wait for hours to collect these packages show that we can fool Iranians by such Divide and Rule tactics’. But do you know what Iranians say? They say: ‘Why people refer to the Mullah leader as Ali Geda (Ali, the beggar)?! Iranians know that Mullahs were beggars. But the beggars have become billionaires, because they have stolen our money and our national resources’. In Iran, you can see two main groups. One group say: Mullahs have stolen our oil, our money and everything. So, Mullahs should distribute free things among people, and you should see it as an opportunity (for getting part of your stolen money back), and seize it ! (Yek Mu az Khers Kandan …) Mullah products are cheap and nasty (2 zar ham Nemiarzeh), but when they are free, they are better than nothing’! Another group say: Mullahs just want to fool people. They just insult Iranians. Mullah products are very crappy, and even if they are free, they are good for nothing (Moft ham Nemiarzeh)! Mullahs must pay our stolen money back, but not in this way’. But both groups, ie almost all Iranians, are so mad at Mullahs and this British spy (Rouhani). They clearly say: ‘Our basic rights and our demands must be met; there is no other way’. But the West craps about Iranians, and the BBC says: ‘Iranians have become beggars. They must go knock on Mullah government’s door, to maybe get something’ ! (Feb 2014) British beggars, who were naked barbarians, say such things because they so desperate and worried. Now they ask their spies, including Rouhani, to apologize to Iranians! They know that Iranians will not allow a bunch of whores and spies to do whatever they want to do. They know that the Large Army of Angry Iranians is ready to explode, and the Big Bang is near”. In these days, many things are ridiculous, but informative. As some wise Iranians say: “Now Mullahs say Zanjani’s embezzlement is equal to Iran’s budget in one year! They say AN and his Basiji friends have stolen more than $700 billion. But it’s funny that the West and the Left censor such news!”. They also add: “In the West, the female prostitutes (who sell their body) are more honorable than the western intellects. In the West, the real prostitutes are journalists, intellects, think tanks, etc who proudly call themselves ex-CIA, ex-MI6, or ex-Human! In the West, almost all public figures -from lefty intellects to right-wing artists- are proud that their profession is the oldest profession (prostitution)! They are proud that they are CIA agents. These CIA agents -from Leveretts and Scott Peterson to NIAC and Tehran Bureau’s staff- go to Iran, make love with Islamists, and write about their ‘Going to Tehran’. They openly praise the Mullah regime, and the IMF plans in Iran! But they are angry that ‘Still, Iran does not look like a sanctioned country’! (2014) They and the Guardian, Huffington Post, BBC, PBS, CNN, AP, FT and other MI6/ CIA media ask Rouhani to implement the IMF plans, because as they say: ‘Iran should look like a sanctioned country’ ! (2014) The West is a joke. In the West, stupid barbarians have become ‘Defenders of Democracy, Civilization, Social Justice, or Modernity!”.

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As some wise Iranians say: “British Barbarians and their Orwellian media -including the Guardian, BBC, FT, Telegraph, Independent, Economist, etc- say: ‘Iran should respect extramarital affairs, drug addiction, financial corruption, prostitution, IMF Plans etc’! But do you know what they say about about their own country?! British Barbarians talk about solving social problems such as drug addiction and prostitution in the UK! (Dec 2013) The UK and France are banning Prostitution! They openly praise Britain’s Great Firewall, and Orwellian Censorship. They even say: ‘We have a certain number of principles’! But they openly pray for ‘a tsunami of extramarital affairs’ and ‘a tsunami of drug addiction and sexual diseases’ in Iran, and say it’s Modernity!”. Now anyone with half a brain knows that the West just wants to keep Iran weak, dependent, and unfree. As the wise Iranians say: “Since the 19th century, the West and its puppets (Mullahs, etc) have always tried to ruin Iran, and to hurt Iranians. Even in the 21st century, they openly praise racism, lying, cheating, hurting other humans etc and say such evil things are modern things! But Iranians know obvious things. They know that you can decide about your own life, including your s-e-xual life. You can be a single, and enjoy your freedoms. But if you got married and created children, you are not as free as before. You must care about your children. You have created children, and forced them to live in this world. So, you must care about their needs, their welfare, their life, their personal/ mental growth etc. You are free to decide about your own life, but you are not free to hurt other humans, including your children. Britons, killers, rapists, religious fanatics, and liars call themselves Moralists! But If you want to have a better life, a better world, and a better society, you should (1) care about the quality of life, and stop producing children (2) if you produce children, you should be responsible parent, and convert your children to normal, healthy and good people. As the media says: ‘over 11 million Iranians have never married, 14% of the population’. But it’s a good thing. Single men and single women can care about the quality of life, and make Iran a very advanced country […] The West and its puppets know that If you want to destroy a society, you should create irresponsible parents, and sick families, which suffer from many serious problems”. The West’s leaders are stupid pigs. But as some wise Iranians say: “Now even their own media blames pigs like France’s president, François Hollande, and says: ‘Holland uses a scooter to meet his second girlfriend, while the ‘first girlfriend’ stays at home! Holland is cheating on his partner’! In 2014, their media even says: ‘Michael Douglas claimed: I licked Catherine, and it gave me tongue cancer! [But now] he apologizes to Catherine Zeta-Jones .. Michael’s asked Catherine to give things another try and she’s agreed. It’s not just for the sake of the children .. In 2010, Douglas’s older son was sentenced to five years in prison for drugs dealing’ […] In 2013, Mullahs said: ‘France is Little Satan’, and the West said: ‘France is just Britain’s twin’! But now, a French delegation of more than 100 French Whores met with Mullahs in Iran. Now Rouhani and Mullahs, who are anti-Iranian spies, make love with Satan, the US, the UK and France. Mullahs love Jewish traditions and Britain’s barbaric culture, because as they say, Jews and Britons have a love of royalty -they even follow their Monarchy and their Religion in a [barbaric,] bloodline fashion! On the other hand, American-British barbarians love stupid whores, including Mullahs and other anti-Iranian stooges like Masoud Behnoud, Farideh Farhi, Akbar Ganji, Hamid Dabashi, and all Khatamists and the so-called journalists/ activists in Exile. British barbarians love Thieves Alley, Lefty Alley, and Barbarians Alley”.

As the wise Iranians say: “The UK and the US are troublemakers and disaster-makers, but they still love to call themselves King-makers, Hero-makers or Revolution-makers. In the past 100 years, they manufactured many crises in Iran, including the 1953 Manufactured Coup, the 1979 Manufactured Revolution, the 1997 Manufactured Reform, and the 2009 Manufactured Coup. They have manufactured many crises and disasters in the world. In these days, they are proud of their manufactured crises in Egypt, Syria, Ukraine, Thailand, Turkey, etc. They call themselves King-makers or Revolution-makers, and pretend that they can control the world. They pretend that all events and all changes are controlled by them! But it’s a big lie. Their media, their stooges, their Orwellian games, and their Wag the Dog’s tactics can only fool the Sheeple. They can only deceive naive people. They know that people like Snowden are everywhere. They know that their End is near. They know that more and more people are becoming aware […] Now they try to disappoint all people. For instance, the US media says: ‘In prior decades [American] students were a major force for social change. They played an active role in the Civil Rights movement, and the Free Speech movement. But today’s students [in America] don’t want to make a ruckus. They’re laden with debt. Since 1999, student debt has increased more than 500%. They buried students under so much debt. They made most Americans [slaves of the Big Brother]. People wouldn’t even try for change. Students would not protest’ ! (2014) They even add: ‘the American public [should] become so [stupid] that they no longer think reform is possible’ ! (2014) They know the truth, and say: ‘The Land Of The Free is now A Nation Of Sheep, Wolves, Pigs and Sloths‘ ! (Forbes, Sep 2013). But they don’t say that their people, and all humans, can easily get rid of Wolves and Pigs, if they decide not to live like Sheep”. In this year, many things need more attention. As some wise Iranians say: ‘Now even Americans talk about America’s barbarous side! In 2014, even Westerners say: ‘It’s not just Muslims that try to shut down art that makes fun of religion. In Australia, Christians are worst than Muslims’. Australia is a racist and backward country. But the UK is worse than Australia. Now many talk about ‘British Censorship’ and ‘British D-notice system’. Even the UK media says: ‘the UK media cannot publish [those facts/ news] that might damage the so-called national security [!] Britain [refers to this Orwellian system of Censorship as] the voluntary censorship system [!], known as the DA-notice system. The system is supposed to be consulted when news organizations are considering publishing material relating to the military or the [Big Brother]. The UK government controls the entire British media’ ! (Jan 2014) It’s the truth of the British Democracy, which is the first Orwellian Democracy”. In these days, barbarians still crap about Persia. But as some wise Iranians say: “British barbarians have forgotten that in the 19th century, they confessed: ‘From one point of view, Persia is the most democratic country in the world‘ [*] In the 19th century, Curzon said: ‘The administrative régime of Persia is in essence the same at this day as under the Achaemenian kings. Persia is divided into satrapies or provinces, ruled by governor-generals, and these are further subdivided into beluks, or districts, cities and towns’ [*] Americans and Europeans learned a lot from Persia. When Western barbarians even didn’t know what is government or managing a country, Iranians had a modern government, and a modern federal system. As Curzon confessed: ‘[Even] in the ancient time, Iranians had ‘governors, Daroghah (head of police), Kalantar (mayor of a city), Kadkhoda (the headman of a village) [etc]’ [*] When Europeans didn’t know what is Civilization, as Curzon confessed: ‘In Persia, every minister, every governor, every petty official, was surrounded by an immense staff of munshis, mirzas, and mustofis, i.e. clerks, secretaries, and accountants‘ [*] The West learned a lot from Persia. But they are so ungrateful, and so stupid. They still know nothing about ‘differences between the two worlds of culture and barbarism’. In the world of culture (Persia), the human values are the main laws. But in the world of barbarism (Britain/ the West), the law of the jungle and the Satanic laws – ie bullying, cheating, hurting, living like animals etc- are the main laws […] When Britons were savage barbarians, and even didn’t know what is language, literacy, book, pen etc Iranians were writing books about Culture, Civilization and Human values. When Britons and Europeans were eating humans, sucking human blood, and living live savage animals, Iranians were the first modern and cultured humans, who cared about literacy, education, culture, humanity, tolerance, and even vegetarianism. Even in the 19th century, Britons said: ‘elementary education is very cheap in Persia, the fees for attendance amounting only to from one to three krans (7d.) per month for each child’ [*] But they said it’s a bad thing!, because Iranians should not be educated people. They said: ‘We should organize a coup d’état in the Persian schools’! [*] Britain, British Mullahs, British stooges and British plots/ plans, as the first form of the IMF Plans, tried to keep Iran weak and dependent. They said it Modernism! They still say Corruption, Poverty, Cheating, Ignorance, Illiteracy, Population boom etc are modern things! But today’s Iranians know the UK and Mullahs, as they know tradition, modernity, and the conflict between tradition and modernity. As Iranians say, this fact that Barbarians want to teach us Civilization and Modernity is one of the best jokes of all times”.


Mullahcracy and Illusion of Democracy in America

June 29, 2013

The 2013 Mullah Show can remind you of an ancient story. As Iranians say: “Once upon a time, a ruler wanted to punish a stupid businessman. The ruler said to the businessman: ‘You have three options: (1) you pay us 100 gold coins (2) we beat you with sticks, 100 times (3) here, in front of us, you eat 100 onions. The stupid businessman said: ‘Your majesty, I eat onions’. But when he started to eat onions, he found it so hard. But he continued; he ate and ate, but when he had eaten about 80 onions, he was at death’s door. So, he said: ‘Your majesty, I cannot eat more onions. I’m dying. I accept the 2nd option. Please beat me with sticks’. So, they came and started to beat him. But he found it so painful. And finally he was at death’s door. He was not able to bear the pain of the last sticks. So, he said: ‘Your majesty, I’m dying. I cannot bear it. I accept the first option. I pay 100 gold coins’ ! The story of this stupid businessman became a legend/ proverb. And now, Mullahs and their Mullahcracy remind you of this ancient story. Now, Mullahs eat both onions and sticks!, before paying fines. As ancient Iranians said: ‘Idiots eat both onions and sticks, and finally pay heavy fines”. Now, the witty Iranians say to Mullahs: “Hey Idiots, if you want to make concessions, at least make some concessions that can create the illusion of democracy and can fool people into accepting the illusion of choice. Idiots, your concessions are like eating onions and sticks! In the 2013 show, you urinated/ shitted on Jalili, AN, and your slogans and your values. You urinated/ shitted on Sepah, Basij, and the whole regime. You chanted anti-Rafsanjani slogans, and you even disqualified Rafsanjani, while it was like disqualifying the regime. You paid a high price. But now, you, idiots, appoint Rafsanjani protégé, Rohani, as your President! Now, many say: Mullahs act like big idiots, because their teacher is British!”. They also add: “Mullahs are like UK/ US politicians. They are stupid charlatans. They know nothing about the illusion of Democracy and its importance. They don’t know that when people suffer from the illusion that they live in a democracy, their illusion shackle their will to rebel‘. Idiots don’t know that they should not shatter people’s illusions. They don’t know that their concessions should give the illusion of democracy and fool people. Mullahs are so stupid. They make concessions, but people are still ready to rebel !, because Mullah concessions are like eating onions and sticks. The Big Brother’s media tell big lies, pretend ignorance, or defend the regime. But Iranians know what happened in 2009 and 2013. Iranians know why Khamenei appointed Rohani, or why the West helped the Mullah Show. Iranians know what is election, what is concession or retreat, and what is like drinking the cup of poison or eating onions and sticks”. They also add: “A Fake Democracy can prevent people from rebelling. It can fool the world and people. It can prevent war, foreign plots, etc. A Fake Democracy is better than a Blatant Tyranny, and Mullahcracy can be a fake democracy like Western democracies. But Mullahs still try to prove that their regime is a balata tyranny and a puppet regime! Mullahs are proud that the US, the UK, and their whores already knew that Mullahs want to appoint Rohani, and they helped Mullahs/ Rohani [by telling big lies about Iranians]. Mullahs are proud that they act like big idiots and listen to foreign advice! They should try to solve real problems and calm people. This British Rohani and others must not be able to play with Iran’s economy like that Jewish shit (AN). They must strengthen Iran’s Rial. But they still try to strengthen US Dollar! Yah, If Mullahs try to give concessions to Iranians, it’s a good thing. If Mullahs make real concessions, or if they try to create the illusion of democracy in Iran, Iranians can accept it. But stupid things like repeating old lies, using old tactics, implementing IMF plans/ Enemy’s plans, aiding the Enemy/ Sanctions, giving concessions to the West, acting like big idiots, etc is like or worse than eating onions and sticks”.

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As the wise Iranians say: “the Age of Secular Revolution, Real Independence, and Real Awareness began in 2009. Now, more than 90% of Iranians hate Islamists and the Islamic regime. But it’s not the whole story. Now, Iranians know the West and/ or the West’s Fake Democracy. Now, the Iranian society is a modern society, at least as modern as the American society or European societies. Now, many Iranians are wiser than Westerners. And it’s so important”. As we said in [*]: “A Hope for Iranians, A Warning to Western Godfathers” [*] (check Archive), even the West confesses that “Iranian society is characterized by strong support for liberal values” [*]. Now, even the West says: “There is an abnormally large gap between the societal potential for liberal democracy in Iran and the actual level of democracy in the country”[*]. And “when such a gap exists, [sooner or later] the countrys level of democracy will adjust in accordance with the societys potential” [*]. Now, even Westerners say: ‘We are amazed by how ready the Iranian people are. Iranian societys potential for liberal democracy and Iranians tolerance is higher than what you can see in the West. The rate and number of religious fanatics or racist people in Iran is really less than the US [or Europe]”[*]. The large gap between Iran’s people and Iran’s regime is like a huge bomb. And as the wise Iranians say: “What the West and Mullahs did in the 2013 Show was a desperate attempt to fill the gap, and defuse the bomb. But when Iranians deserve at least something like US Democracy, old tactics and blatant lies cannot be attractive to Iranians”. Now, the West says: “Iran Can Turn Into a Liberal Democracy’ [*]. But as the wise Iranians say: “Now, even Mullahcracy can turn into a Fake Democracy like US Democracy”. They seriously- satirically say to Mullahs: “Don’t be so stupid, Mullahs. You don’t believe in your own religion and your own bullshits. And as you know, we, Iranians, don’t believe in such things, too. So, don’t make a fool of yourself. If you believed in your own bullshits, or even if you believed in ‘God and Prophets’, then you didn’t kill people, didn’t steal people’s money, didn’t tell big lies, didn’t plunder national resources, didn’t torture people, didn’t try to stay in power at any price, and didn’t act like the West’s bad guys. Now, it’s clear that ‘Mullah and West’ have the same religion: ‘Power & Money’. We, Iranians, care about the Good, the Truth, the Humanity, and the Human values, but you, Mullahs, are like the West, and you just care about ‘money, power, and staying in power at any price’. AhmadiNejad (AN) and his era revealed your true religion/ belief. You totally disgraced/ destroyed your values/ slogans”. They also add: “You have desire to mimic US politicians. Now, many say: ‘Mullahs try to mimic US politicians. Mullah games like ‘Democrats vs Republicans’ game, Orwellian lies/ tactics, Censorship/ brainwashing methods, etc show that Mullahs copy from US Fake Democracy’. You, Mullahs have enough Nastiness, Shamelessness, etc to run a Fake Democracy like US Democracy. But you are so stupid, and have bad advisers. You should stop listening to British advice. There is a better solution. We, Iranians can teach you how to establish US Democracy in Iran. It’s better for you, and Iran. It’s better than listening to UK/ US advice”. They also add: “You should know the pillars of a Fake Democracy. The first things that you should know is that ‘your Mullahcracy must be able to create the illusion of Democracy in Iran. Otherwise, your Mullahcracy is a stupid tyranny, not a fake democracy. Your 2013 games show that you are ready to sacrifice many things and learn new things. So, Stop listening to foreign advice and UK advice. As you know, friendship and affair between you and them is like affair between two bad guys, who are ready to cheat, betray, or kill each other. [Bad guys just care about money and power, not friendship]. And that’s why, you, Mullahs and the West don’t trust each other. You know the fate of Pahlavi, Mubarak, Bin Ali, etc. Stupid sedatives are not solutions; Britons are not friends, idiots. Now, Jack Straw says: ‘Rohani is welcome in Western capitals but no one should crow about it[!] because it will undermine him [!!]’ (June 2013) or UK says: ‘Khamenei is the master of the tactical retreat’! (June 2013). They love your idiocy. They say: ‘this election restores the damages of the last 8 years’! They just play a stupid, old game. British barbarians eat their friends! So, instead of listening to foreign advice, listen to what the wise Iranians say. It’s better for you, and Iran”.

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Unfortunately, many know nothing about the long story of ‘Fake Democracy” or “Illusion of Democracy” in the West. As some wise Iranians say: “Western Democracy is nothing but a Fake Democracy. Even the Athenian system was a form of aristocracy, not democracy. Even if you accept this lie that ‘In Athens, each citizen had a voice in the assembly’, you should know that most Athenians had no voice, because they were slaves, not citizens. More than 60% of people in Athens were slaves!, who were treated like animals. The so-called British Democracy is worse than the Greek jokes. In the past 400 years, the British System was a stupid form of Aristocracy. Before the 20th century, only about 10% of the Britons, ie the rich males, had the right to vote”. We will write more about the history of Democracy, and the role of barbarians and the uncultured West in creating “Fake Democracy”. Iranians, like other normal humans, want real Democracy, not the West’s fake democracy. But as some Iranians say: “When even the US is a fake democracy, and when no county enjoys a Real Democracy in this shitty world, ‘Turing Mullahcracy into US Fake Democracy’ can be a pragmatic step in achieving real democracy. The US system is a little better than the Mullah system, because the former is a fake democracy, but the later is a blatant tyranny”. As the wise Iranians say: “Most Iranians boycotted the 2013 election show, because there is no election. Khamanei appointed Rohani as his President, because he knew that Iranians are so angry, and he is really in a dangerous situation. Now, people say: ‘Mullahs and the West just want to drink the cup of Poison, and make a deal’. Iranians are not stupid”. They also add: “Mullahs retreated. Rejecting Jalili, or treating Jalili, Qalibaf, and Velayati like shits is important, but the West and whores say nothing about it. Jalili was equal to Sepah, Basji, and the last 8 years. Jalili meant ‘The 2009 Coup’. Iranians guessed that Khamenei would appoint Jalili, because rejecting Jalili not only was a big confession to the 2009 coup, but it was equal to urinating/ shitting on the Mullah regime. But on 14 June 2013, Mullahs and Khamenei urinated/ shitted on their own regime and their own slogans, and it was a big surprise. It was a victory for Iranians. But the West and its whores censor such facts, and still talk nonsense about ‘gradual reform’! They still repeat their old rubbish that belong to the Stone Age”. It’s a good point. Khatami and Khatamists are dead in Iran. Now, Iranians know that the so-called Reformists are nothing but stupid charlatans/ traitors. As the wise Iranians say: “If a stupid pig like Khatami is a Reformist, then Khamenei can be a Great Reformist! Iranians should ask/ get concessions directly from Khamenei. Now, we all know that he can make surprising concessions. Of course he and Mullahs are afraid that giving real concessions can lead to a ‘Revolution’. But when the West is anti-Iran and anti-Democracy, and when they only support all anti-democracy groups (Pahlavists, Marxists, Islamists, terrorists [MEK], etc) and when they try to keep Iran weak and unfree, if Khamenei and Mullahs make real concessions, Iranians will not repeat the 1979 mistakes. If they give us real concessions, we don’t reject them. But they should make real concessions. Mullahs still act like retards, and don’t care about their public image and the Illusion of Democracy. They destroy their own public image!, and also Iran’s public image. And it just serves the West’s interests. But US politicians, at least in the past, didn’t act like Mullahs. For instance, both the US and Mullahs control and filter the media/ internet. But Americans do it secretly or indirectly, while Mullahs openly, stupidly, and harshly fuck and filter everything”. They also add: “Mullahs act like retards, and don’t care about face-saving formulas. But Americans, at least in the past, didn’t act like Mullahs. Both the US and Mullahs control election candidates, but Americans use indirect controls such as money, while Mullahs openly ban/ disqualify most candidates (even Rafsanjani), and shit/ urinate on the Illusion of Democracy!”. They also add: “It’s funny that the US goes backwards and Mullahs can go forwards. Now, Americans act like Mullahs and destroy the Illusion of Democracy/ Freedom in America. The stories of Wikileaks, OWS, PRISM, the 2012 US Election Farce, supporting all anti-democracy groups, etc show that USA really goes backwards. Now, they kill the American Dream and the Illusion of Democracy in America. Now, they openly praise Censorship, Control, Corruption, Discrimination, Fanaticism, Nazism, Extremism, Racism, Tyranny, Injustice, etc and that’s why many talk about the End of America. In fact, the US system is nearing the End, because it even cannot give the illusion of Democracy any longer“.

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As the wise Iranians say: “Mullahs try to convert their Mullahcracy into something like US Fake Democracy. But they don’t know that the main pillar of any Fake Democracy is the illusion of Democracy. If you cannot create the illusion of choice, and if you cannot give the illusion of democracy to your people, you are a Blatant Tyranny, not a Fake Democracy. As Americans say: ‘Americans suffer from the illusion that they live in a democracy. And their illusion of having some liberties shackle their will to rebel‘. But Mullahs don’t care about such things, and just eat sticks and onions”. They also add: “Mullahs tell bad, stupid lies. For instance, on 15 June 2013, the Iranians went to the streets and chanted anti-AN and anti-Tyranny slogans, but the Mullah TV said: ‘Iranians went to the streets to thank our great leader, Khamenei’! Mullahs and Khamenei still tell stupid lies and insult people’s intelligence. But when all Iranians can see/ feel the truth, stupid lies just make people angrier, and shatters all illusions. When all humans hate hyperinflation/ corruption/ financial crisis, Mullahs say: ‘people love AN, hyperinflation and financial crises’! Mullahs act like Mullah Nasreddin and ridicule themselves. When shits like Janati and the Mullah Guardian Council kill the illusion of Democracy, and when the internet, the media, journalists, artists, writers, thinkers, etc are openly and harshly banned, censored and filtered, Mullahcracy is nothing but a blatant Tyranny”. They also add: “Mullahs say: ‘We tell big lies, but they (West) tell big lies, too. We hate Democracy, but they (West) hate Democracy, too. We have censorship, but they have censorship, too’. It’s not wrong, but the important point is that Westerners act like chameleons, secretly and indirectly! But Mullahs act like big idiots, openly, harshly, and shamelessly. Mullah don’t believe in their own religion and their own laws. But when both people and Mullahs don’t believe in such things, Mullahs must stop making people angry”. They also add: “We all should think about real solutions, and feasible solutions. Americans talk about ‘illusion of choice’, ‘illusion of voting’, or ‘illusion of Democracy’ in America. They truly say: ‘Democracy is dead when money controls power . US politicians call themselves public servants, while they are as corrupt as Jack Abramoff. America suffers from the tyranny of money and corruption’. In America, fake debates, election farces, tyranny of money, etc are so laughable. They sell and buy everything, including politicians, laws, freedom and democracy! US Capitalism is Free Corruption, not Free Market. But it’s not the whole story. US system is still better than an absolute monarchy. Absolute monarch even tells his subjects what to wear, what to drink, or how to breath/ fart! In the US, you can write and publish many things, and instead of censoring or silencing you, they boycott you! But in a blatant Tyranny, you can write and publish nothing; you even cannot fart freely!”. They also add: “The US has serious problems. In the US, most people are stupid, or have great illusions. Only some Americans talk about ‘The Myth of Voter Choice in a Two-Party Tyranny’. Only a few Americans know US corrupt electoral system or ‘the injustices of the two-party-tilted electoral process’. Most Americans are ignorant, and America needs Awareness, public awareness. If many Americans become aware, and ask for real changes, real freedoms, etc, then the US system would change. But now, as some Americans say: ‘Most Americans don’t know that US election laws/ practices severely discriminate [..] Democratic Party and Republican Party control everything [..] We only choose the Lesser of Two Evils. Our elected officials routinely break their election promises and are always free to flout the wishes of their constituents‘. But most American don’t care about such things, and many non-Americans are not aware of such things, or think that only non-Americans call themselves public servants (Khadem) and try to fool people! As Americans say: ‘Most Americans have no real opinions, but only impressions. They are shaped by propaganda, and a typical ‘Wag the Dog‘ strategy’. Unfortunately, many Americans are fanatics. In 2012, more than 57 million Americans (47%) voted for [a stupid Mormon]. The number of religious fanatics in America is much more than Iran’s [we have already written about ‘Religious Fanatics’ in the US, check Archive]”. They also add: “But most Iranians are not fanatics. Iranians are not racists. They care about all humans. Iran (Persia) is an ancient civilization before any country of the West existed. An as the West says: ‘The Persian Lion (Iranian lions) can change the world’ ! So, we say to Mullahs: ‘It’s shameful that the stupid West has a Fake Democracy and can fool the world, but you [..] Iran at least must have a fake democracy like US Democracy. You love the Republican-Democrat games, and you try to play such games in Iran (AN as a stupid Republican; Rohani as a stupid Democrat, etc). But you still act like big idiots. You screw the illusion of Democracy. You insult people and ban everything. You torture Iranians and force them to believe you! Your Mullah Logic is the Logic of Sword!, that belongs to non-Iranians and blatant tyrannies. But US and the West could fool and manipulate the world, because they could give the illusion of choice/ democracy. It’s US Fake Democracy, stupid! You, Mullahs, eat both ‘onions and sticks’. [Yah,] your Mullahcracy can turn into a fake democracy like US Democracy, and a Fake Democracy is better than a Blatant Tyranny. But at first, and at least, you should know the pillars of A Fake Democracy and the importance of the illusion of Democracy”.


In 2013, Orwellian West says: 1000 = 75 Millions !

May 7, 2013

“In 2009, the UK and the US said: 1million = 24millions! And now in 2013, they say: 1000 = 75 Millions! Is it the true meaning of American Progress ?!”, the witty Iranians say. In this year, the West and the Western media remind many of “Ministry of Truth”. As the wise Iranians say: “Now, the West tells ‘Dorugh-e Shakh-dar’ (Lies that have horn!), aka Orwellian lies. Now, it’s the West that censors the news, falsifies the facts, tells big lies, and praises Bullying, Barbarism, Fascism, etc. It’s the West that openly helps all anti-democracy forces, from Marxist-Islamist terrorists to Pahlavists. Now, we all can see that Western Democracy is an Orwellian democracy, and Western Freedom is an Orwellian freedom. The story of Iran, Greece, Spain, EU, UK, USA, Canada, Egypt, Syria, etc show that Freedom and Democracy in the West is an illusion. But we, Iranians, want/ seek real freedom and democracy. And now we all know that the West is mainly and directly responsible for the tragedy of Freedom and Democracy and our pain and suffering in Iran and the whole world“. If you want to know why Iranians say such things, you should simply open your eyes! As the wise Iranians say: “If you want to know why the West is the Enemy of Truth, Freedom, Democracy, and Humanity, what the West does/ says about the notorious anti-democracy groups is enough for you”. In 2013, the West’s big lies are laughable and informative. So, in these Orwellian days that the internet speed and the internet filtering in Iran is horrible (and it’s a direct result of the collaboration between the West and the Mullahs), let’s take a look at some notorious groups and how the West tells Orwellian jokes like 1000 = 75,000,000:

Monarchists (Pahlavists): We have already written about Monarchists (Pahlavists). They are a small anti-democracy group that more than 99% of Iranians know them & hate them. Recently, as some wise Iranians say: “Pahlavists and Reza Papeh (Pahlavi) have officially declared: ‘Reza Pahlavi won our election by [only] 610 votes [!!]. So, he is the elected leader of the Iranian National Council [!!]‘ (March 2013). But as Iranians say: ‘Who cares about the old farts, known as Monarchists (Pahlavists). They make a fool of themselves. But who cares? They are bad jokes’. But when Iranians don’t give a shit about the old farts (Pahlavists) or laugh at them, the Orwellian West and their media tell big Orwellian lies. For instance, AP had an Orwellian report and said: ‘The son of Iran’s toppled shah becomes the spokesman for a nascent movement [!] The Iranian National Council [!!], brings together tens of thousands [!!] of pro-democracy [!!!] people from both inside [!!!] and outside Iran [!!]’ (AP, 2 May 2013) Can you believe it?! When even Pahlavists confess that Reza Pahlavi has only 610 fans/ supporters, AP and American media act like ‘Ministry of Truth’. In 2009, Iranians joked: ‘What does VOA stand for? Voice Of Assholes’. And now, Iranian joke: ‘What does AP stand for? Asshole Press or Associated Pigs (Pofyooz)‘. The Orwellian AP tells big lies about a self-appointed National Council, while Reza Papeh and his aide Abbas FakhrAvar -a notorious spy that lives in USA and works for the Mullahs, the VOA and the CIA- just reveal the secrets of the Orwellian US. Little turds like A. FakhrAvar can show you how Monarchists (Pahlavists) work for Mullahs and CIA. But the West’s IQ is less than zero and their self-evident lies like 610 = 75millions, prove many things. Some say: ‘It’s a shame that AP articles about Iran usually contain big Orwellian lies’. But a joke like 610 = 75,000,000 is not a shame. It’s […]”. We should write more about the Orwellian AP and the Orwellian US.

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Islamist-Marxist Terrorists (Rajavists): We have already written about the notorious MEK that is a small, terrorist group. This group has about 5000 members and 6000 names like MEK/ MKO/ PMOI/ NCR/ NRC, etc! The Rajavi cult is a notorious anti-democracy group. They refer to themselves as Mujahed (Jihadi) or Marxist Jihadi, but the US and the CIA openly and shamelessly delist and support the Marxist Jihadis! As some wise Iranians say: “It’s interesting to know that each day the US media use one name as the name of the terrorist MEK! They try to cover up this notorious group and fool non-Iranians, and that’s why the Rajavi cult has 5000 members, but [6000 names]! About 3000 thousands of them live in Iraq (Ashraf Camp & Liberty Camp); the rest live in Europe and America. They have no access to newspapers, radio, television, or internet. No one can criticize Rajavi and no one can leave the Rajavi cult. Their cult is like a one-way street; you can enter, but you cannot exit! [We have already written about ‘The Secrets of Camp Ashraf’ (check Archive)]. But the US and the UK openly and shamelessly support such Islamic-Marxist-Terrorist cult, while 99.99% of Iranians hate them. In this year (2013), the Brits and the British Parliamentary Committee for Iran Freedom [!!] declares: ‘In Iran, the main democratic opposition group is the MEK (PMOI) [!!] Let’s once and for all turn to the Iranian people and welcome the MEK as the true representation of Iran [!]’ Can you believe it ?! The Orwellian-Barbarian Britain openly supports Mullahs, Marxist Jihadis, Pahlavists, and all anti-democracy groups. The British barbarians and the American neo-barbarians in US Congress openly and shamelessly support the Marxist-Islamist Terrorists (MKO) and even allow them to open Office in Washington, near White House! More than 99.99% of Iranians hate the MEK, but the UK and USA love and praise the terrorist, Islamist, Marxist MEK! Now the American barbarians in US Congress, including Dana Rohrabacher, say: ‘The MEK was placed on the US foreign terrorist organizations. But it was a mistake. The MEK is a secular and democratic group! Iranians love the MEK!’. American Barbarians and British Barbarians are really the same shit”.

Balatarin.com, RoozOnline.com, etc: We have already written about the so-called Iranian journalists/ activists in exile and their betrayals. As some wise Iranians say: “The 2009 coup and the 2009-2013 period showed that the so-called Iranian activists/ journalists in exile work for the CIA, the MI6, and/or the Mullahs. Now, Iranians and anyone with eyes open know that all anti-Iran media in exile! -from Balatarin, RoozOnline, Gooya, and Radio Zamaneh to Kaleme, Jaras and GreenVoice, have only about 1000 users/ managers, who are pigs and spies in exile. In this year (2013), all users/ members of a bankrupt cesspool like Balatarin or RoozOnline are about 100 whores that are paid to betray the truth. In this year, no one cares about Balatarin and its founder, Mehdi YahyaNejad -who is a Basiji faggot that works for the CIA- except the Orwellian West! The Western media still refer to Balatarin as ‘the popular Iranian website’ ! (BBC, April 2013). They still tells big lies about Balatarin and pretend that 100 = 75 millions!, and that’s why [we still write about this bankrupt cesspool]. In this year, most Iranians know pigs like RoozOnline’s founder, Masoud Behnoud, who is a notorious agent that has licked the ass of Big Brother (MI6, Savak, Mullahs, etc) for 40 years. Behnoud and his friends manage, control, and/or write for RoozOnline, Balatarin, BBC Persian, GreenVoice, ManotoTV, etc. They are about 100 faggots and spies that UK, CIA, and Mullahs pay them to misinform/ mislead Iranians and non-Iranians by telling big lies. In 2009, they destroyed the Green movement, because many Iranians didn’t know these pigs. But now, most Iranians know them and hate them. Now RoozOnline has started to publish big Orwellian lies in English! Their Orwellian crap like ‘Are Iranians Outside Connected to the Voices Inside the Country?’! (April 2013), written by an Islamist faggot, Taghi Rahmani, is funny. As Islamist whores and Behnoud’s protégés, Taghi Rahmani and his wife tell laughable lies like this: ‘Iranians still love the Mullah regime[!] Iranians still care about the election shows[!] During the 2009 protests, Iranians just wanted to help our beloved Islamic regime and our leader, Khamenei [!!] Foreign-based Iranian opposition [!] transformed the core demands of the people [!!] to forms of regime change‘ It’s exactly what they say. But such Orwellian bullshit appears on the first page of search results, if you google for ‘Real Voices of Iranians inside Iran’ !! Big Brother still loves the so-called journalists/ activists in exile, who are actively involved in telling big lies and helping CIA, UK and Mullahs. But while the number of these bastards is near 1000, the Orwellian West says: 1000 = 75 millions! In 2009, most of these 1000 pigs were worried about their beloved Mullah regime; but in 2012, they openly helped the anti-Iran sanctions and the Jewish Barbarians. They shamelessly helped the West’s anti-Iran Racism and the anti-Iran propaganda. They still have an active role in the West’s psywar, aiding the Enemy (West&Mullahs), torturing Iranians, and destroying Iran. These bastards, aka [the Mullah’s men] have a clear mission: Aiding the Mullahs and the West in Destroying Iran and Keeping Iran weak and under tyranny. They love Mullah Epic!, and defend the Mullah regime. And the West says: 1000 = 75,000,000!” God Bless Goebbels !

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The Big Brother’s media (aka the CIA Media, the MI6 Media, etc): Unfortunately USA is turning into USSA. As some wise Iranians say: “Many Western media censor, boycott, and falsify the voices of the ordinary people. They are the Big Brother’s media. They are known as the CIA media, the MI6 media, etc. But the real tragedy is that many American media and Lefty media are among the Big Brother’s media”. They also add: “The 2009-2013 period is full of tragedies. But it’s good that the West reveals its true colors. It’s a godsend for Iranians and all good guys. It’s good that the Orwellian media like the Guardian (GU), BBC, AP, NYtimes, Washington Post (WP), Huffington Post, Radio Liberty (RL/RFL), Enduring America (EA), Tehran Bureau (TB), etc prove that: ‘In the West, Freedom means licking ass, censoring news, and telling big lies; and Democracy means bribery (lobbying), corruption, and brainwashing’. It’s good that the notorious CIA/ MI6 agents and/or Orwellian journalists like Scott Locus (EA), Gareth Smyth (TB/ GU), Jason Rezaian (TB/ GU/ WP/ etc), Golnaz Esfandiari (RL), Kamali Dehghan (GU), Leveretts, etc reveal the true face of the West. In their media, a rug man (Farsh Forush) like Jason Rezaian becomes journalist/ analyst !, and they publish his bullshit/ big lies in their mass media. A rug man (Farsh Forush) can easily sells his pen like his rugs, and that’s why the CIA pretends that businessmen are journalists or intellects !“. It’s a good point. When a rug man becomes journalist/ analyst!, tells big lies (like ‘Iranians love AN, Obama and US sanctions!’) and they publish his Orwellian lies in the Western mass media -from the Washington Post to the Guardian- it’s obvious why Iranians say: ‘Bayad Fatehe Qarb ro Khund’ (the End of the West is near). As some wise Iranians say: “In today’s West, telling big lies and praising the Big Brother’s agents is in fashion! For instance, in Radio Liberty’s ‘Iran’s Presidential Election Poses Dilemma For Voters’ (3 May, 2013), they praise Taghi Rahmani! In RL’s Orwellian report, Rahmani repeats Behnoud’s big lies, and says: ‘Historically, 40 to 50% of Iranians take part in any [election shows !!] 40 to 50% will vote [!!!], the regime will only add to that 10% [!!!] and make it 60% [!]”. In 2012, we wrote about “Iran Election Boycott and Western Media” (check Archive), and as some wise Iranians say: “In 2012, the turnout was about 10%, and the regime added to that 50%. In 2009, the Mullahs and the UK said that in some cities 120% voted for AN! And in 2013, they can say that the turnout is 130%! Who cares?! What they say is a bad joke; but the Orwellian collaboration between the Mullahs, the CIA/ MI6, and pigs like Behnoud, Rahmani, Abdi, etc is important and informative. Now, the CIA media and their beloved agents like Behnoud, Leverett, Jason R., etc say: ‘By not voting Iranian citizens could lose a rare chance to have an impact on issues that affect their daily lives’ !! (May 2013) or ‘People are very worried about the future. That could lead many to vote [!!]’ (May 2013) They try to pretend that the year 2009 didn’t exist! Of course sometimes they confess: “Iranians say that they refuse to participate in an election organized by an establishment with blood on its hands”! (May 2013) But they often try to pretend that Iranians are stupid, while Iranians have already answered to these idiots. In 2009, the Iranian people created a great Anti-Mullah Movement, that history will never forget it. The 2009 anti-Mullah movement is one of the greatest modern and peaceful movements in human history. In 2012, Iranians showed that they are smart and don’t become pawns in the West’s scenario. The 2011 UK riots, the OWS, the Canadian/ Greek/ Spanish/ EU protests, the Egyptian Farce, etc showed that how wise, modern, smart and brave today’s Iranians are. History will never forget today’s Iranians and their Wisdom and their Heroism. But the Orwellian West still says: ‘1000 faggots/ spies in exile = 75 million Iranians !”

Khatami and Islamists (Khatamists): We have already written about them and their betrayals. As some wise Iranians say: “The West refers to these cowards and traitors as Reformers/ Reformists! But they are great traitors to Iran and Iranians. They completely destroyed all hopes for a real reform. Good concepts like Reform was completely destroyed by Khatami and his friends. Khatami and Khatamists were/ are Opportunists and Charlatans, not Reformers & Reformists. They work for the CIA, the MI6, and/ or the Mullah Gestapo. Khatami and Khatamists only took advantage of our pain and suffering to keep the Mullah regime safe and to suck/ steal our wealth. In 1997-2009 era, the ordinary Iranians were killed and tortured, but Khatami and Khatamists became millionaires and billionaires! In 1997, the young Iranians created a great Reform Movement, and changed many things in Iran. But Khatami and Khatamists destroyed the people’s hopes. In 2009, the Iranian people created a great and historic Anti-Mullah Movement. But Khatami’s friends destroyed the people’s movement. Khatami is a great ass-licker/ traitor. The West loves him, because he is worse than Shah Sultan Hussein. In this year, about 1000 spies/ pigs supported Khatami, but the UK, the CIA, and the Marxists pretend that 1000 = 75 millions! They even tell big lies like this: ‘Talk of a possible run by Khatami has sparked excitement and hope [!!] among those who feel disenfranchised [!!] by the 2009 election and the repression that followed [!!] The desire for Khatamis return can also be seen as a reflection of the broader societal desire for cooperating with Khamenei [!!’]’ Now, the Orwellian AP says: ‘Khatami or Rafsanjani don’t want to risk the embarrassment [!!] of being questioned on their views or disqualified by the Guardian Council’ (May 2013). Khatami has been Mullah president for 8 years, and Rafsanjani has been Khomeini’s right-hand man, Mullah president, Mullah Parliament Chairman, etc for 30 years. Disqualify Khatami is a great embarrassment for the Mullah regiem and the West. But disqualify Rafsanjani = disqualifying the Mullah regime. Rafsanjani or Khamenei is a synonym of the Mullah regime. And now almost all Iranians hate both Khamenei and Rafsanjani. Recently, the power struggle between Khamenei and Rafsanjani has increased on an unprecedented scale, but the Orwellian West says nothing about it. They are worried about their beloved Mullah regime! The West loves traitors. But now, the ordinary Iranians see Khatami as a coward and traitor, and the Mullahs see Khatami as a ‘burnt piece’! Khatami has become ‘2-Sar Tala (Gohi)!’ (he’s in a no-win situation), and it’s the fate of all traitors. Khatami is a stupid bad guy. Mullahs wants to disqualify him, but he says: ‘We all should obey our great leader, Khamenei. We all should participate in the 2013 [Mullah Show], and help our great leader’ ! Khatami is ‘Past-o, Ahmagh-o, MadarQabeh’ (so stupid, mean, & motherfucker). And that’s why he firstly ignores Mousavi and people, but when Mullahs talk about disqualifying him, Khatami donates waste materials (Roghan-e Rikhteh) to charity ! and says: ‘When Mousavi is in jail, I cannot come!’. Khatami is a stupid bad guy. He has no balls, and even cannot say: ‘How dare you threaten me, your President for 8 years, with disqualifying! You must free Mousavi and Karoubi and all protesters form prison. And all organizers of the 2009 coup (from Khamenei to his AN) and those who killed and tortured tens of thousands of Iranians in 2009, must be tried‘. If Khatami and Khatamists said such things, many Iranians would support them. But Khatami and Khatamists are great traitors. They just lick the dictator’s ass and help the dictator (Khamenei) and his British employers, and that’s why Iranians hate Khatami and Khatamists so much”

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Mullah Mafia and Marxists (Lefts): We have already written about the Mullah Mafia (check Archive). Recently, the US pigs and the Mullah Mafia talk about their Iran Project, that we should write more about it later. But as some wise Iranians say: “The Iran Project is not a new thing. The 2009 CIA-Mullah coup was part of the Iran Project. The CIA agents -from Flynt Leveret to Reza Pahlavi- and the MI6 agents -from Behnoud to Nourizadeh- are parts of the Iran Project. Those who tell big lies, deny the self-evident truths, and praise spies and traitors, are parts of the Iran Project. A self-confessed Tadarok-chi (servant) like Khatami and a stupid agent like Jason R. are parts of the Iran Project. A deep cover CIA agent like Noam Chomsky and a self-confessed Imperialist like Brzizenski are parts of the Iran Project. The real Iran Project is nothing but: Aiding Mullahs and other spies, traitors, and anti-democracy forces in Destroying Iran and Keeping Iran weak and under tyranny. They have the same project for other countries; Just take a look at Egypt, Syria, Iraq, Greece, Spain, etc or how Mullahs implement the Enemy’s plans (ie IMF plans) amid the so-called Economic war. As you know, Chomsky and Marxists refer to IMF and WB as Imperialistic organizations! But now they praise the IMF-Mullah love affair. They even say: ‘Iranians love AN, Mullah, hyperinflation, & IMF plans’ or 1000= 75,000,000! because the Mullah Mafia in the West has about 1000 members! US pigs openly say: ‘Even if the sanctions did fail, why does our government have to tell the world that we have failed?’ ! (March 2013) or “Even if our gov and our intellects helped the Mullahs, why do we have to confess that we have helped them?’! US/ EU pigs are worse than animals. They have polluted our planet earth. They shamelessly help terrorists and dictators, or aid Mullahs in suppressing Iranians and blocking/ filtering the internet. Sometimes they confess: ‘About 45 million people out of a population of 75 million are now online, making Iran the country with the highest proportion of internet users in ME’ (April 2013) or ‘Iran has a very tech-savvy population’ or ‘Iran has a highly cultured and educated society’ (March 2013). But they sell Orwellian technologies like Deep Packet Inspection (DPI) to Mullahs, and then say: ‘We are sorry for Iranians. With DPI, Mullahs can even limit the SSL-encrypted traffic’! (April 2013) The Orwellian West is really the main Enemy of Freedom, Democracy, and all good things and good guys”

In these Orwellian days, the internet speed and the internet filtering in Iran is horrible. The Orwellian West, specially the UK, the US, and the EU, help Mullahs in filtering and blocking the internet. Now, if you read what we already wrote about the 2013 Plots, including 2013 Plots: USA and West Block Internet in Iran ?!, you can see why the Orwellian West helps Mullahs, tells big lies like 1000 = 75,000,000, and tries to silence the voices of ordinary Iranians. It’s so shameful that the West and the Western media censor the news, tell big Orwellian lies, and help all anti-democracy groups. As we said before, ‘If Iranians cannot use the internet and cannot update their websites [and if we cannot update this website once a weak], you all should know that the West and its mercenaries are responsible for it; and it’s a direct result of the Wests war against Freedom and Democracy in Iran‘. Now, the stupid Westerners ignore the West’s anti-Iran Racism, the West’s Orwellian lies, etc and say to Iranians: “Why are you so mad at us?”! They just show Iranians that the West is turning into the Land of the Idiot. Now the West and Big Brother try to block the internet in Iran and silence the voices of Iranians. Now you can understand why the poor Orwell wrote about systematic lies and systematic censorship in the UK and the West. As the wise Iranians say: “many think that Orwells Animal Farm is just a satire on USSR. But Orwell wrote an introduction to Animal Farm which has been censored/ suppressed. Orwell’s introduction to Animal Farm was about ‘Censorship in England‘, but the Brits censored it and stupidly proved many things”. They also add: “wise men know that Orwell’s 1984 is about the UK and systematic Lies and systematic Censorship in the UK. But do you know why George Orwell coined the term Big Brother?! Why Big Brother (B-B)? and B-B reminds you of what?” We should write more about the Orwellian-Barbarian UK, Orwell and British Censorship. But now, even the US is as Orwellian as the UK. In these days, the Orwellian US Congress and the Orwellian mass media in the US, including the Orwellian AP, remind you of ‘1984’, Goebbels, Stalin, Nazis, or USSR. Of course many Americans hate the US Congress and the American Fascists. According to a new survey in the US: “Only 15% of Americans have a favorable opinion of Congress” (April 2013) But most Americans know nothing about the Orwellian West and the Big Brother’s agents -from Chomsky to Leveretts. And it’s the real tragedy. As the wise Iranians say: “Today & future generations should know the Orwellian West and this fact that the main problem of Iran and the whole world is the Orwellian West “. And we all should know that those who are saying: 1000 = 75,000,000, sooner or later will say: 1 = 7,500,000,000 !


Iranian Legacy Confuses Arab Locust Eaters !

April 13, 2013

“The anti-Iran Mafia badly suffers from Goh Gijeh (shitty confusion). They distort the truth, tell big Orwellian lies, but are not able to hide the undeniable facts, including the Iranian legacy and the Iranian gifts to mankind, as they cannot hide the clear signs of Western Bullying, Western Racism, Western Paradoxes, Western Betrayals, and Western Barbarism. They have badly confused. Truth and IRANIAN LEGACY badly burn the ass of Human Eaters and Locust Eaters. But unfortunately, most non-Iranians don’t know that the Anti-Iran Mafia is nothing but a Coalition of Human Eaters and Locust Eaters. They don’t know the true colors of the Anti-Iran Mafia -form the Locust Eaters to their British masters (ie the British Human-eaters)”, some wise Iranians say. In this year, you can see the clear signs of the West’s anti-Iran Racism. As the wise Iranians say: “The Western sanctions are not important, but they can show you many things. For instance, the US-EU sanctions can show you The West’s anti-Iran Racism. The West openly defends Racism and Collective Punishment. They clearly say that we punish you, we hurt you, and we don’t allow you to do this or do that, because you are an Iranian! It’s not important that you are anti-Mullah, scientist, intellectual, wiser than westerners, etc; they punish you only because you are Iranian! As they say: It’s not important who you are, what you think, what you do, or how you live; We punish you, because you are Iranian!’ And it’s the clear definition of Racism. But how many non-Iranians care about this shameful Racism, aka The West’s anti-Iran Racism?”. But here I don’t want to write about the West’s Racism. In this year, the wise Iranians talk about the Jewish-Arabian legacy and the Jews’ Incitement to Genocide, and say: ‘The West and the Jews openly incite to War and Genocide. They openly talk about their barbaric Bible, Biblical Genocide and this shameful fact that their Bible and their Jewish God allow them to commit barbaric crimes against humanity. This level of Barbarism in the 21st century is unbelievable”. They also add: “Iranians are not like the Western-Jewish-Arab racists, and know that being bad guy or good guy is not a racial issue. Iranians never talk about punishing all Jews, all Britons, all Arabs, etc. But the savage Jews and the savage West threaten Iran and all Iranians, and praise ‘Collective Punishment’ ! The savage Jews even try to use their Jewish Bible (Old Testament) to justify Genocide! Of course some wise Westerners write about ‘Biblical Holocausts‘ and this fact that ‘The God of the Old Testament is the God of Holocaust’. They are like those Iranians who talk about ‘The Jewish-Arab Legacy’ and this fact that ‘The Jewish God of is the God of Genocide“. But here I don’t want to write about Jewish-Arabian Legacy, Biblical Genocide, or Jewish Incitement to Genocide. In this website, we still prefer to think that “many things are better left unsaid”. In these days, the locust-eaters and their British masters try to provoke Iranians to react to Stupid Jokes. But in this website, we don’t want to answer to the illiterate/ uneducated people. As the witty Iranians say: “Those who lick the ass of British barbarians, and instead of reading history, they just lick ass and eat locust, are unworthy of any attention”. And as some wise Iranians say: “The Locust eaters, ie the anti-Iran Arabs/ Jews, just expose their illiteracy, their idiocy, and their low IQ. The great Iranians and thousands of great Persian writers, from Zoroaster (4000 years ago), Cyrus (2500 years ago), Mani (1900 years ago) and Mazdak (1600 years ago) to Ferdowsi (1000 years ago), Rumi (800 years ago), Zakani (600 years ago) and Hedayat (100 years ago), have already answered to the locust eaters. [You can learn Persian language and see what the great Iranians said]”. In this year, the anti-Iran Mafia has badly confused and is telling barbaric jokes, so lets write a few lines about the Anti-Iran Mafia and its locust eaters. I dedicate this writing to the people of Bushehr and the victims of the recent earthquake in Bushehr. As many say: “The Daliran (brave Iranians) of Bushehr have always defended Iran and Persian Gulf, and have fought against the bad guys -from British pigs to Savage Arabs- even with bare hands”. Recently, some ask: “Why do both the bad Jews and the bad Arabs love and praise Barbarism? Why both the bad Jews and the bad Arabs are anti-Iran and anti-Civilization? Why do the Jews and the Arabs think and act like each other? etc”. We have already written about Arabs, Jews, Britain, Europe, etc (check Archive). But there are many interesting facts about the Locust Eaters, the Human Eaters, and the Anti-Iran Mafia, that we and other Iranians still prefer to ignore them. But it’s obvious that if the anti-Iran Mafia tries to eat more shits, many things can be written about those facts that are better left unsaid. Iranians are victims of the anti-Iran Mafia’s Racism and Barbarism, but as some wise Iranians say: “Iranians are angry. But do you know why Iranians refer to, for instance, the bad Arabs as ‘Locust Eaters’ ? simply because the uncultured Arabs ate and still eat locusts, and it’s an undeniable fact. The anti-Iran Arabs/ Jews still eat locusts”.

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Iranians know that the British bastards and other bad Westerners have always tried to use “Divide and Rule” tactic in the Middle East and other parts of the world. Iranians know the British tactics, specially “Divide and Rule” tactic. But as some wise Iranians say: “the savage Arabs and other idiots have always licked the British ass, and have always been manipulated by the UK and the West. Films and books like ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ -that is the story of an MI6 agent that used the savage Arabs to serve the British interests- can show you many things”. As the wise Iranians say: “Almost all Arab states are European-made countries, that didn’t exist before the 20th century. The tiny Arab states of Persian Gulf, specially UAE and Bahrain, didn’t exist before the 1970s. The British pigs occupied some Iranian lands of the Persian Golf, because they had oil. And then in the 1970s, the Western pigs converted these Iranian lands into some tiny Arab states. But sooner or later, all Iranian lands of Persian Gulf, from UAE to Bahrain that were occupied by the UK, will return home”. We and other Iranians know that the good Arabs are like other good guys. Iran is not like the racist West, and Iranians know that each nation has its good guys and its bad guys. Iranians know that the good Arabs are normal humans, and are not anti-Iranian and anti-Truth. But as Iranians say: “The bad Arabs still act like their savage ancestors, who ate locusts and lizards and lived like savage beasts”. As some wise Iranians say: “Many think what Iranians say about the locust eaters is baseless, and Arabs don’t eat locusts! But recently, even the Arabian media talk about for instance, ‘Saudis queue for locust dish‘ ! (Emirates247.com, Dec 2012). They talked about Saudi Locust eaters, and added: ‘Saudis ignored warnings and rushed to get their favorite dish- locusts. A five-kg bag of live locusts sold for $113! … One of the largest locust bazaars in Saudi Arabia is located in the central town of Buraydah, where hundreds of vendors gather every day to sell locusts. Daily auctions are also held at the market’ (Emirates247, Dec 2012). They talk about ‘their strong love of locusts’ ! and add: ‘Locusts are a favorite dish for Arabs in many areas’ (Emirates247, Dec 2012). They even talk about how they eat locusts in Arabia, and say: ‘One way to eat locusts in Arabia is to expose them to the sun for a few days until they become dry and hard before they are salted and eaten like nut‘ ! (Emirates247, Dec 2012). In fact, as Iranians say: ‘Arabs eat locusts like ‘Noghl va Nabat’ ! The uncultured Arabs are Locust eaters. But even when the savage Arabs were eating camel’s shit/ piss, committing barbaric crimes against humanity, and living like savage beasts within camel’s shit and piss, Iranians were writing in Persian about Tolerance, Human Rights, Human Values, and Human Civilization. Those savage Locust-eaters that their shameful history is a synonym for the Age of Ignorance, and even their historians confess to it, are as uncultured and ungrateful as the British human-eaters”. There are many interesting facts about the locust eaters that are better left unsaid. As the wise Iranians say: “We, Iranians, prefer to live in the present and think and work for a better world and a better future; We don’t want to live in the past; but If the anti-Iranian pigs continue to hurt the ordinary Iranians, as they do now, and if they try to falsify the past and tell big Orwellian lies, as they often do, we can change our mind; and we can tell the truth about the shameful past and the shameful history of those barbarians that lived like savage beasts, while Iranians were a great civilized nation”. In these years, even the ordinary Iranians say: “Savage Arabs are the sworn enemy of Iran, Iranians, Truth, Civilization, Humanity, etc, but Mullahs love them, and even sell our fertile soils to Qatar, because Mullahs are Arabs and anti-Iranian … It’s good that our enemies are ignorant savages like the Locust-eaters, whose shameful history is [a synonym for] the Age of Ignorance … Mullahs are Arab anti-Iran puppets of UK and US, and that’s why the West love them”.

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“In Arabia, the Locusts are sold by the kilo in a red sack”, some Arabs say (above picture can show you how the Arab locust eaters buy these red sacks, and the below picture can show you what is really inside a red sack!) As some good Arabs say: “When I was a kid, during an argument or fight, some called me ‘Locust Eater’. I was getting upset and shouting I am not a locust eater, Arabs dont eat locus ! Now I am shocked that its not a myth and Arabs were/are eating locusts !“. Iranians care about all good guys, including good Jews, good Brits, good Arabs, etc. Tolerance, deep Humanity, Goodness, etc are among the ancient Iranian values and the Iranian legacy. Iranians have no problem with good Jews or good Arabs, but the story of the bad guys and the anti-Iranian pigs is a different story. Those who defend the anti-Iran Racism and sow the seeds of hate, are bad guys and should know that they reap what they sow. But as some wise Iranians say: “Iranians are showing the world the true meaning of Greatness and Great Nation. When the West’s anti-Iran Racism and their anti-Iran acts hurt all Iranians, the Iranian people still care about all good guys in all over the world. Even in these shitty conditions, Iranians don’t say that all Westerners, all Jews, or all Arabs are bad guys. It’s very important. Open your eyes and see what the Western media, the Jewish media and other anti-Iran media say about Iran and all Iranians. The Western-Jewish Racism, their stupid sanctions and their stupid propaganda attack all Iranians and hurt all Iranians. But even in these conditions, the Iranian nation is a great nation. Iranians don’t say that all Jews and all Americans are stupid bad guys and we should punish all of them”. As some wise Iranians say: “The bad Arabs are old enemies of Iran, Truth, Culture, and Civilization. The locust eaters are so savage, so uncultured, and so ungrateful. They even helped Mullahs in killing the Iranian people in 2009. But Iranians don’t say that all Arabs are bad guys. The bad Brits are the main enemy of Truth, Iran and Iranians in the past 300 years, including the past 30 & 3 years. But Iranians don’t say that all Britons are bad guys/ barbarians, or all Britons are as bad and stupid as their politicians. It’s so important”. They also add: “All good guys should be aware of historical and undeniable facts. For instance, they should know that many Britons ate humans and were barbarians for thousands of years. They should know that the bad Jews were/ are Locust eaters. But how many people know that, for instance, the stupid Jews are Locust eaters? The bad Jews, that are anti-Iran pigs with Arabian roots, ate & eat locusts. In this year, even the Jewish media talk about ‘The locust-eaters of Israel‘ ! (Times of Israel, March 2013) and say: ‘Rabbi Ari Zivotofskys children have been busy in the kitchen. On the menu.. breaded locust, and chocolate-covered locust [!] Locust is the only insect which is considered kosher. Specific extracts in the Torah state that four types of desert locust -the red, the yellow, the spotted grey, and the white -can be eaten’! (Times of Is-ra-el, March 2013). So, when Iranians say: ‘Bad Jews, like bad Arabs, are locust eaters‘ or ‘Bad Arabs and Bad Jews are the same shit, and both are the anti-Iran locust eaters’, it’s not a myth. In this year, when the bad Jews bark and talk about ‘Offensive War’ and ‘Attacking Iran’, some Jewish media have funny confessions like this: ‘Adventurous Isr-a-elis Put Locusts on Menu’ ! (jspace.com, March 2013). They say: ‘[The Jews] decided to turn the invading locusts into tasty, and arguably kosher, snacks‘ !! (jspace, March 2013), and add: ‘Locusts have been used as food from the earliest times’ ! In fact, the stupid Jews confess that they and the Arabs ate locusts since the ancient time! But many already knew that the savage Jews and the savage Arabs have been locust eaters for a long time. The bad Jews are really like the bad Arabs, and they really deserve each other”. The good Jews and the good Arabs are like the good guys in all over the world. As some good Jews say: “We see the Torahs laws of kosher locusts as a relic from a primitive, barbaric era“. But as some wise Iranians say: “the stupid Jews, who are anti-Iran, write: ‘Locusts: A plague or a blessing?’ (Jerusalem Post [Jpost], March 2013) and add: ‘Locusts are delicious and a source of protein’ ! (Jpost, March 2013)! Their stupid justification is funny, and so barbaric: ‘Locusts eat our food, and we eat the locusts [Eye for an Eye !]’ ! (Jpost, March 2013). The Jewish Media even say: ‘Grasshoppers are kosher for those Jews that have a tradition of eating them[!] … The Jews drop the live locusts in boiling oil, they make a hissing sound as the air escapes from their hard shells’ ! (Jpost, March 2013) Can you see how savage these Jews are, and how they kill the live animals in boiling oil? It’s really important that both the anti-Iran Jews and the anti-Iran Arabs are Locust Eaters”. Think about it.

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As some Arabs say: “In Arabia, the Locusts are sold by the kilo in a red sack” (like above pix). But both the bad Jews and the bad Arabs are locust eaters. As some wise Iranians say: “Recently, the Jewish media talk about ‘Lunching on locusts’ (Jpost, March 2013), and add: ‘Locusts are insects, they cant be kosher! Or can they? Actually the locust is considered kosher! Often Locusts are killed in boiling water, or in the stove. Those who are used to eating them think they taste good and delicious’ !! (Jpost, March 2013) But their Orwellian media says: ‘Rabbi warns locust-eaters: insects may not be kosher … Eating locusts has been controversial according to Jewish law for generations’ ! (Haaretz, March 2013) Their stupid tactics are funny. Of course some good Jews say: ‘I cant get myself to eat a locust; Its disgusting!’ But the ungrateful anti-Iran Jews love genocide, and also eating shit and locust!”. In this website, we don’t answer to the ultra-stupid, illiterate people. But as the Anti-Iran Mafia and their jokes can make you laugh, lets show you one of their jokes, that can expose the depth of their illiteracy and their low IQ. In the recent days, an uneducated Locust eater (in Dubai) put a comment, and said: “There is nothing called Persian language before 1935. Its a fictitious language manufactured by British outta Arabic, Hindi & Greek like Urdu by ottomans to ease communication of British Colony Natives”. It’s so funny, isn’t it ?! As the witty Iranians say: “Apparently, when they take an overdose of locusts, their small brain becomes smaller than locust’s brain, and they expose the depth of their idiocy and their inferiority complex. But those locust eaters that their tiny countries are nothing but the occupied lands of Iran, should tell such jokes. The UAE didn’t exist before the 1970s. There is nothing called United Arab Emirates before the 1970s. So, their inferiority complex, their illiteracy and their small brain force them to think that other nations and other humans are like locust eaters! As the ancient Iranians said: ‘The uncultured people think that all people are uncultured!’. Those tiny states that didn’t exist before the 1970s think that the history (our history or human history) begins in the 20th century as well ! And it’s really a good joke!” As some wise Iranians say: “The illiterate locust eaters are really as uncultured as their British masters. The British barbarians occupied the Iranian lands of the Persian Gulf (that were/ are part of Bushehr), and then moved groups of savage locust eaters from the Arabia into these occupied lands. And then in the 1970s, the British pigs made tiny states for these locust eaters, and called them the Arab states of the Persian Gulf !”. The literate people can know history, simply because they can read history! But as the witty Iranians say: “Locust eaters are so busy with eating locusts and other shits, killing and raping the innocent Arabs/ Jews/ Westerners/ etc, and licking the West’s ass, and they have no time for reading book and learning something!”. As some wise Iranians say: “Those who even know little history know that who are Persians, who are Arabs, etc. They know who ate camel’s piss and shit, and who lived like savage beasts within piss and shit. Even the Arabs confess: ‘God saved us in 1400 years ago. We lived in the Age of Ignorance and Savagery, and had nothing’. But the Arab locust eaters that their shameful history is a synonym for the Age of Ignorance and Savagery, still think/ act like their savage ancestors”. They also add: “God made a miracle in Arabia, and then asked the civilized Iranians to educate the locust eaters. Iranians and Iran’s Civilization taught many many many things to the Arabs. But the Arab locust eaters were stupid, ungrateful, bad students”. As the wise Iranians say: “Those who know the human history, know that the history of Mongols is like the history of Arabs. Two savage forces came from the uncivilized deserts, created a short-lived and temporary empire by using genocide and barbaric tools, and then faded away for ever“. The good Arabs are normal humans, and they themselves hate the Arab locust eaters and are victims of these idiots. They can understand Iranians and why Iranians say, for instance: “Mullahs are Arab, anti-Iranian puppets of the West … Iranians hate Mullahs and Jewish Spy (AhmadiNejad or AN), but the CIA, the UK, the Lefts, and the Locust eaters love this Jewish piece of shit, because he just tries to destroy Iran. It’s his Jewish mission”. In these days, the anti-Iran Mafia is very active. As some wise Iranians say: “US and UK try to use both Locust Eaters and Turko-Mongol Barbarians as their anti-Iranian agents. In 16th and 17th centuries, when Europeans begged Great Iran to stop the Ottoman, ie the savage Turks and their Arab slaves, Iranians helped the ungrateful West. But the West was so mean, so stupid, and so ungrateful. Even now, the West acts like stupid pigs. They even defend savage Arabs/ Turks! All educated people know that Azeri is not Turk, and Azerbaijan is one of the oldest parts of Iran. For thousands of years, the Iranian people of Azerbaijan, known as Azeris or Azerbaijanis, have defended Iran, Iranian Civilization, and Iranian Culture. The people of Azerbaijan fought against the Savage Turks, aka Ottoman Turks, and defended Great Iran. But now, US pigs tell bad jokes, and the savage Turks in Baku, who are puppets of the West and most Azeris hate them, desperately try to hurt Great Iran by licking US-UK Ass! But sooner or later all parts of Great Iran, including Baku and all Iranian cities of the Caucasus that were occupied by Russia and Britain in the 19 century, will return home. Azeri is Iranian, not Turk. Who fought against the Ottoman Turks? Azeris and Azerbaijan. Who fought against the Ottoman Turks and asked all Iranians to defend Iran, Iranian identity, and Iranian Civilization against Savage Turks? Azerbaijan and Azeris. Who bravely fought against the Ottoman, ie the Savage Turks and their Arab slaves, and defeated them? All Iranians, specially Azeris. Even little kids know that Azerbaijan and Azeri is 100% Irani, as the people of Khuzestan are Iranians and hate locust eaters. But US pigs and British pigs just prove that […]”. We should write more about the Turko-Mongol Barbarians, and US pigs like Dana Rohrabacher later.

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“Iranians want to live in peace will all humans and all nations. But the anti-Iran Mafia, ie the West and its mercenaries, hate peace and humanity, and love war, bullying and barbarism. The West and its mercenaries, from the Jewish locust eaters to the Arab locust eaters, are racists, fascists, fanatics, and so ungrateful. They use the anti-Iranian spies, like Ali Nourizadeh, to support the anti-Iran pigs. Ali Nourizadeh, as a notorious and dishonorable MI6 agent, works with the anti-Iranian Arabs, and exposes the connection between the British human eaters and the Arab Locust eaters”, some wise Iranians say. The story of the British tactics and the anti-Iranian whores in the UK has become a boring story for Iranians. But non-Iranians know nothing about it. As some wise Iranians say: “Recently, Iranians talked about a meeting between ‘Ali Nourizadeh and the anti-Iranian Locust Eaters’ [above pix]. Iranians even had ‘a campaign for reminding Nourizadeh about Honor (Sharaf) !’ In fact, Ali Nourizadeh has turned into a notorious MI6 agent. Now, many talk about ‘the MI6 agents like Ali Nourizadeh and Masoud Behnoud’, and say: ‘Ali Nourizadeh has become a stupid anti-Iranian mercenary … Ali Nourizadeh has become a stupid enemy of Iran and Freedom and Democracy in Iran … Ali Nourizadeh, that his father was a Mullah, had to become such a stupid MI6 agent … When savage Saddam and savage Arabs attacked Iran in the 1980s, all people of Khuzestan and all Iranians gave a good answer to the Arab locust eaters … Nourizadeh’s TV (Iran Farda) is ‘Al-Arabia’ in Persian. Not only the MI6, but even the stupid Arabs -ie the sworn enemy of Freedom and Democracy and the sworn enemy of Iran and Iranians- support Nourizadeh and his TV financially … People like Ali Nourizadeh and Masoud Behnoud are traitors to Iran and Iranians‘. And it’s what the ordinary Iranians and the anti-Mullah Iranians say in this year. After the CIA-MI6-Mullah 2009 coup and the 2012 Anti-Iran Racism, many things have changed in Iran”. In these days, Iranians inside Iran that are victims of the West’s Racism, say good things. For instance, they say: “Mullahs and Islamists are enemies of Iran and Iranians. Their ‘Systematic Corruption’ and their ‘Systematic Collaboration with [Anti-Iran Mafia]’ are undeniable facts. The Jewish Spy (AhmadiNejad or AN) that comes from a Jewish family, still tries to complete his Jewish-Western mission. This Jewish shit wants to implement the second phase of IMF plan. In his new budget plan, the Jewish Spy is trying to raise the price of medicines by 100%, the price of dollar by 100% (ie Rial’s value will decrease by 100%), the price of gasoline and fuels by 100% to 300%, and the price of other things by 200% . In his last months, the Jewish spy (AN) still tries to help the West and the US-EU sanctions”. Iranians also add: “If they allow AN to implement the 2nd phase of the IMF plan amid the US-EU sanctions, it just proves that Khamenei is nothing but an MI6 agent, whose mission is ‘Suppressing Iranians & Destroying Iran’. Now even in the streets and public places, the ordinary people and the poorer people clearly use F words and curse Jewish Spy (AN) and British Mullahs”. But as some wise Iranians say: “British pigs write in the Guardian [of Big Brother]: ‘Don’t underestimate [AN] His measures has maintained his and his government’s popularity, especially among the poorer people [!!] Can you believe it?! It’s exactly what an MI6 agent wrote in the Guardian in April 2013″. We should write more about the West’s Orwellian media, How they help Mullahs and Mullah Selection Show, and why Iranians say: “Many Western media are Orwellian cesspools of the stupid MI6/ CIA agents”. As the witty Iranians say: “When almost all Iranians openly use the F words to express their views about the Jewish spy (AN) and the Mullahs; and when it’s obvious that no one gives a fuck about Mullah Selection Show and no one loves hyperinflation, IMF plans, economic crises and other disasters, the West’s Orwellian media -from British media to American media- tell bad jokes, reveal the secrets of the 2009 coup, and make us laugh”. In this year, like the year 2009, the West’s censorship, the West’s Orwellian lies, the West’s anti-Iran Racism, the West’s plots, the West’s bullying, etc just reveal the true colors of the Anti-Iran Mafia. And its obvious why Iranians say: “The West and its mercenaries are bad guys who want to keep Iran weak and under tyranny. They love bullying, war, genocide, tyranny, and other evils … Mullahs are puppets of UK, and that’s why Mullahs refer to Margaret Thatcher as ‘My great Teacher’ !“. As the witty Iranians say: “Human-eaters (ie British/ European barbarians, etc) and Locust eaters (ie Savage Jews/ Arabs, etc) are the backbone of the Anti-Iran Mafia. In fact, the Anti-Iran Mafia is a coalition of barbarians, specially the human-eaters and the locust-eaters. But it’s not a new thing. All Barbarians have always fought against the Land of the Good (Iran) and the Home of Civilization (Persia), and have always gone to hell”. As some wise Iranians say: “All bad guys, from the human-eaters to the locust-eaters, are enemies of Truth, Freedom, Tolerance, Goodness, etc. And it’s obvious why they hate the Birthplace of Tolerance and Human Rights (Iran). But those anti-Iran bad guys that their shameful history is a synonym for the Age of Ignorance and the Age of Barbarism, have really reached the end of the line. Their end is near and inevitable. The future belongs to the good guys in all around the world. The future, like the past, belongs to the Land of the Good and the Home of Civilization”. Yah, the future belongs to the Good guys, not the Barbarians.


What If Iranians acted like Jews and Americans ?!

April 2, 2013

The 13-Bedar (April Fools’ Day) is a good time to write about the satirical news, but as some wise Iranians say: “In this year all news are satirical news, and all days are Fools’ days! The Western people are systematically fooled and brainwashed, and what they need is a Truth Day, not more Fools’ days. How many Westerners are aware of the main problems, or even the following facts: Mullahs badly help the Western sanctions; the Jews and the West love bullying, war and genocide; USA and Mullahs exchange green signals; the UK badly supports Mullahs; the Guardian [of Big Brother] publishes Orwellian articles about Mullahs, Manoto TV, Masoud Behnoud, and other spies and traitors; the British media, from the BBC to the Guardian, are proving that they are nothing but the Big Brother’s media, that are controlled and managed by the unknown soldiers of the Big Brother[!] Many Westerners are ignorant, but anyone with eyes open can see that the West is a stupid bad guy. Since 2009, they betray the freedom and democracy in Iran, help the Mullahs in killing and torturing the Iranians, and use traitors and mercenaries to keep Iran weak and under tyranny. They openly bully Iran and Iranians. The Jewish-Western pigs openly say: ‘We want to bring Iran and Iran’s population to its knees’ or ‘Iranians should obey our orders’ or ‘Iran is a backward nation, and Iranians should be exterminated’. The Western-Jewish barbarians threaten Iran and Iranians with force, war, genocide, etc. And most people in the West are systematically brainwashed and fooled. But sooner or later, all humans will know the Western-Jewish barbarians and those savage bad guys that have always tried to destroy the Home of Civilization and the Land of the Good (Iran), but they have finally failed”. In 2009 and 2011, the West and the Jews betrayed the anti-Mullah Iranians, ie ordinary Iranians. And in 2012 and 2013, the West and the Jews threaten Iran and Iranians with force, war, genocide, etc. And it says a lot about the West and the Jews. Those who use bullying tactics and talk about ‘offensive war’, ‘genocide’, ‘bringing a nation to its knee’, etc are bad guys. But unfortunately, many non-Iranians don’t know why almost all Iranians, including us, strongly criticize the stupid West. As some wise Iranians say: ‘The Western idiots even cannot understand that Persian Tolerance is a sign of Greatness, but Western Bullying- Barking is a sign of Weakness and Savagery. The Western idiots even don’t ask themselves: ‘What If Iranians had said: ‘We want to bring US and America’s population to its knees ?’ or ‘We want to bring the Jewish nation to its knees?’ Only a few Americans ask themselves such questions. In Feb 2013, an American, Tom Engelhardt, wrote: ‘What If the Iranians Waterboarded an American? Imagine for a moment that the Iranians kidnap an American citizen from a third country. They throw him in jail without charges or a trial or a sentence. Over the weeks that follow, they waterboard him. They strip him, put a dog collar and leash on him. They hood him, loose dogs on him. Im sure I really dont have to go on. Is there any question what we (or our leaders) would think or say? We would call them Barbarians. Torturers. Monsters. Evil‘. But this American just tells a small part of the truth. If you want to know more about the truth, you should ask yourself: Imagine for a moment that Iranians say: ‘the US and the Jews should not have any advanced technologies’. Iranians impose the so-called crippling sanctions on the US and the Jews; from morning to night, they threaten to use force; they openly repeat the Nazi words and talk about waging war! they bully the US and the Jews; they openly support and delist the Islamist-Communist terrorists and other anti-democracy groups; their intellects (act like Chomsky) openly support the Ku Klux Klan and the anti-Democracy groups in America, and try to turn the US into an Orwellian, backward nation; they (act like the US and the EU) help the US system in killing, torturing, silencing, and suppressing the average Americans; they (think and talk like the West) say: ‘America is a backward and stupid nation. They deserve tyranny, fascism, and downfall. And we should only try to hurt them and take advantage of them’ or ‘The US should not increase the quality and quantity of its weapons; the US and the Jews should not have any modern technologies; otherwise we use force‘. But what would happen if Iranians do or say such things?! What you would say?! It’s obvious that Iranians have every right to be angry at the Barbarian West. Even if you want to forget the long history of barbarism in Europe and Britain, the recent years can show you that Iranians have every right to call the West and the Zionists barbarians. Savages. Monsters. Evil, Pigs, etc”. Think about it.

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“The Barbarian West betrayed the freedom and democracy in 2009, and helped the Mullahs in killing and torturing the Iranian people. And then in 2012 and 2013, the Barbarian West openly and desperately try to hurt Iranians and keep Iran weak. They clearly say: ‘We want to bring Iran’s nation to its knees’ or ‘We should destroy Iran and annihilate Iranians’. In these conditions, it’s obvious that Iranians, as the oldest and greatest civilized nation in the world, just talk about the true colors of the Savage West, and try to tell the truth about the Barbarian West and its shameful history. A great and proud nation like Iranians can only shit and spit on the anti-Iranian pigs, who still think and act like savage beasts”, some wise Iranians say. I think the real good guys in the West can understand why Iranians strongly react to the anti-Iran Mafia. The so-called Anti-Iran Mafia are those bad guys who love the Age of Barbarism. These neo-barbarians openly and shamelessly praise “War, Genocide and Barbarism”! In Feb 2013, some Westerners wrote about the savage Jews and their barbaric comments. For instance, in “Iran as Haman: Jeffrey Goldbergs Dangerous Analogy” (that you can google it easily), an American wrote: “Jeffrey Goldberg links the Purim story and its villain Haman to present-day Iran. Not only is this analogy dangerous and unproductive; it also misconstrues the Purim story”. He also added: “In the Bible (Exodus 17:8-16) we read of Gods command to commit genocide against the Amalekites. It is common knowledge among those familiar with the rabbinic tradition that Haman was considered a descendant of the Amalekites. Jews periodically try to link their enemies with Amalek, and say: It’s Gods command to commit genocide against Amalek. In the biblical tradition, all Amalekites must die; men, women, and children! Haman is called an Agagite in the Book of Esther and Agag was the Amalekite king who was slain by the prophet Samuel. Goldberg links Iran with Haman and thus Amalek! In theory, if a Jew could positively identify an Amalekite walking harmlessly down the street, he would be mandated to kill him in cold blood“. It’s obvious that the savage Jews and the savage Westerners still love and praise genocide, and that’s why the wise Iranians say: “The ungrateful Jews don’t protest against the Jewish Nazi, maybe because as all educated people know, the Jewish-Zionist God is the god of genocide, tyranny, racism, savagery and barbarism. Now, the wise Westerners say: ‘Biblical analogies are like fire’, while they should tell to the savage Jews/ Christians: ‘Your Bible, that praises genocide, racism, and savagery, is a Satanic/ Barbaric Book’. The wise Americans say: ‘Goldberg wants to introduce genocide as an option‘. But they don’t confess that the savage Jews and the Western Barbarians are among the most savage beasts in our planet”. It’s obvious why Iranians react so strongly to the Neo-Barbarians. Imagine for a moment that Iranians say what Goldberg, Netanyahu, and other Jewish Nazis say. What the world and the mass media would say about Iran? It’s obvious why Iranians are now saying: “There is no doubt that an ancient nation like us must defend itself against those bad guys who wish to harm it, destroy it, or annihilate it. Iran must certainly have nuclear bombs and weapons that are much more powerful than nukes”. In 2012, we wrote about the Jewish Nazi and how the world reacted to the Jewish Nazi, the Zionist Hitler or his Red Line (check Archive). In 2012, public opinion showed that they hate the Zionists and the Jewish Nazi. But as we said before, the West, the UN, and all their stupid organizations closed their eyes to the Jewish Nazism. As some Iranians say: “Imagine for a moment that Iranians, not the Jewish Nazi, talk about ‘Red Line’ at the UN and repeat the Jewish Hitler’s bullshits. What the so-called international organizations would say?! Recently, the Barbarian West says: ‘We must insist now that Iran verifiably stop increasing the number and quality of its centrifuges’ ! (Wall Street Journal, March 2013). And the Jewish Nazi publish fake polls and say: ‘Most Americans think [like the fascists and the Jewish Nazi] and support war against Iran [!!] A solid majority of the American public [are like the Jewish Nazi and] would support a military action against Iran [!!]” (Haaretz, March 2013) And it reminds you of the 2009 fake polls, in which the US (CIA), the UK (MI6) and their mass media published the most laughable fake polls in history [that we have already written about some of them and some of the secrets of the 2009 coup (check Archive)]. But Imagine for a moment that Iran, not the CIA or the Jews, says the same things, or publishes the same fake polls and claims: ‘90% of Americans love war and praise genocide. 85% of Americans love the Ku Klux Klan and praise Racism. 80% of Americans love tyranny and support state censorship. 90% of Americans love bullying and praise exploitation and barbarism. 95% of Americans love their politicians and think and behave like their corrupt politicians. 90% of Americans are stupid bad guys, whose IQ is less than 50 !’. What you would react to such crap? But now, the US fascists and the Jewish Nazi act like Hitler and Goebbels, but most Americans are silent, and it’s really shameful”.

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In these days, many Iranians talk or think about the West’s systematic lies, the American Bullying, the European Barbarism, and the Jewish Nazism. As some wise Iranians say: “Europe and Britain have a long history of barbarism and human-eating. Europe and Britain have been Human-Eaters (Adam-Khor) for thousands of years, while Iranians have been a great civilized nation. But imagine for a moment, God forbids, that the Iranians were like Europeans and Britons, and had a long history of barbarism, savagery, exploitation, colonialism, Nazism, Fascism, and killing hundreds of millions, etc. Is there any question what the West would say about Iran? From morning to night, they would […]” It’s a good point. As the witty Iranians say: “All educated people know that it’s the West, Europe, and Britain that were barbarians, human-eaters, monsters, evils, Holocaust creators, Nazis, Fascists, warmongers, etc. But the Western pigs still claim that Black is White! The West, as the worst joke in history, has no shame and no brain”. In this year (2013), the West and the Western stooges badly try to censor the voices of the ordinary people. As some wise Iranians say: “The Big Brother’s media, from the BBC and the CNN to the Guardian and the Huffington Post, only cover traitors and spies, and badly censor and boycott the voices of the ordinary people. Iranians inside Iran have no media, except the Big Brother’s media, including anti-Iranian cesspools like VOA, Manoto, Balatarin, RoozOnline, etc. The CIA and the Big Brother’s soldiers don’t allow the Iranian people to have any media or any serious websites. But Imagine for a moment that you are an Iranian. They hurt you, torture you, bully you, tell big lies about you, and censor and boycott your voice, and their intellects defend those who betray and suppress you! What you would think or say about them?! The West has no shame. In these days, their media report: ‘Oracle is blocking access to its sites from Iran. [Now,] any Iranian servers that are using Oracle will be unable to update their systems, and a visit to the Oracle’s pages from Iran gives the user the message from the following URL:
w-w-w.oracle.com/splash/rpls/embargoed.html’. They also add: ‘Google doesn’t allow the Iranian Internet users to use Google Reader‘ (Washington Post, March 2013) But imagine for a moment that Iran aids the US gov to block, filter, track, and unplug the internet in the US. What you would say?” Think about it. As some wise Iranians say: ‘Just think about the US-EU sanctions. Their media openly say: ‘We seek to block Iran from accessing non-Western banks and payment systems [!]’ But what If Iranians said the same thing: ‘We seek to block the US and the EU from accessing non-Iranian banks and payment systems !’ What they would say about Iranians ?! The West has both no shame and no brain. Now, their stupid media confess: ‘The US has reached the end of its ability to threaten more severe sanctions against Iran and countries doing business with Iran . America cannot impose any serious sanctions on countries like China, India, Brazil, Russia, Japan, etc without risking serious diplomatic, economic, and legal blowback”. Iranians are not blind and stupid. Some of them say: ‘Why US lefts and people like Chomsky and other lefty agents of the CIA say nothing about the IMF plans, the IMF-Mullah love affair, and this fact that ‘the Mullahs implemented the IMF plans, ie cutting subsidies, in the post-2009 era’ ? After the 2009 coup, the Jewish Spy (AN) implemented the IMF plans in Iran, and now even the Mullahs talk about: ‘aiding the plans of enemies’. But why US lefts and US pigs still pretend ignorance about the IMF-Mullah love affair, and the disastrous results of the IMF plans in Iran?”. Some Iranians say: “US assholes say: Iran can only use the funds to buy goods from its customers! Irans earnings have to be credited to accounts in countries that buy Iranian crude!’ US pigs think that all nations are, or should be, slaves of the US! By exacting collective punishment on the people of Iran, US faggots just show that they are like [the British barbarians]. But what if Iranians acted like Americans, and said that America and other countries have to bow to the will of Iran and Iranians ?! What you would say?”. Some Iranians say: “Cyber Terrorism is shameful. But the Americans openly talk about their ‘Stuxnet’ or praise the Jewish-Western Cyber Terrorism! Recently their media say: ‘The US has made a rare acknowledgement that it is developing offensive cyber capabilities. ‘Let me be clear, this defend-the-nation team is not a defensive team; this is an offensive team’, Gen. Keith Alexander, director of the National Security Agency, said’ (VOA, March 2013) But Imagine for a moment that the Iranians say such crap. What you would say or think? The stupid US has no shame and no brain. They clearly say: It’s we (the US) that say where the red lines are for countries who also have a cyber capability ! (VOA, March 2013) And it shows that the Americans are worse than pigs. The Americans cannot understand the human language. They only understand force and the law of the jungle!” It’s obvious why Iranians say such things, isn’t it? As some wise Iranians say: ‘American pigs badly suffer from Mongolism. Recently they say: ‘the United States will respond to hostile acts in cyberspace as we would to any other threat to our country! But Iranians have no right to respond to hostile acts in cyberspace as they should not respond to any other threat to their country! And it’s the American logic, that’s a barbarian logic”. American paradoxes are bad jokes. As some wise Iranians say: “Americans bark and fart, without thinking about its meaning or its consequence. For instance they bark and say: ‘Diplomacy hasnt worked; neither have sanctions. So lets give Isr-a-el the weapons it needs to do the job [!]’ (Fox News, March 2013) But at the same time, they fart and add: “But What happens the day after Jewish attacks?[!] The US doesnt want [and cannot afford to have] another Middle East War [!]” (Fox News, March 2013)’ The bankrupt US and the Jewish Nazi are bad jokes. They bark a lot, but at the same time, they fart and say: ‘There are two things we could do right now to avoid another Middle East war: (1) We should buy time [!]’ (Fox News, March 2013) or add: ‘Iran Oil Exports Seen Rising as US Sanctions Widen’ (Bloomberg, March 2013) The American fascists and their paradoxes are among the most laughable jokes in history”.

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As the people media report: “Recently, the Western mass media talk about ‘Meeting between Obama and NetanYabu’ (In Persian, Yabu means ‘stupid mule’, and since 2012, many refer to Netanyahu as NetanYabu) But they add: ‘While Obama was expressing solidarity with [the Jewish Nazi], John Kerry quietly expressing solidarity with [the Mullahs]! John Kerry quietly issued a statement saying the US is strongly committed to resolving its differences with the Mullah regime‘. Kerry’s remarks came in a statement released on the first days of Nowruz. The American faggot, Kerry, said: ‘We are strongly committed to resolving the differences between the US and [the Mullahs], and continuing to work toward a new day in our relationship [!]’. But some American media say: ‘Obama gave Netanyahu the green light on Iran’ [!] (Fox News, March 2013) Their paradoxes are [so funny]. They say: ‘The Jewish state has the right to defend itself, but Iran doesn’t has any right [to defend itself]” ! (Fox News, March 2013). But what if Iranians acted like the Jews and the Americans, and said such crap ?!” Unfortunately, the Western mass media, from the Guardian to the Fox News, just tell bad jokes. We should write more about the Guardian and why Iranians say: “The Guardian is systematically collaborating with the CIA agents and the MI6 agents”. The story of the Guardian has become a long story, but as some wise Iranians say: ‘Many Western media are like the Guardian, and only work with traitors and spies. For instance, some Western media published a shameful article in March 2013: ‘Dont be fooled: Iran wants the bomb’. In this stupid article, an anti-Iranian spy writes: ‘During my years as an employee of the Iranian foreign ministry, I learned beyond doubt, that my countrys [!] wants to obtain weapons of mass destruction [!]’ This anti-Iranian spy that worked in the Mullah system as translator or ‘Abdarchi’ !, adds: ‘While at the Iranian foreign ministry, I served as interpreter for visiting dignitaries, I personally witnessed that Iranians [!] strongly advocated the idea of acquiring nuclear bombs for ‘deterrent purposes’ [!!] I interpreted as the Iranians [!] misinformed and deceived the inspectors. With such a history of producing weapons of mass destruction in the form of chemical weapons, why should anyone believe that Iran [!] is not intent on producing an atomic bomb?’. The Jewish Nazi introduce this unworthy spy as : ‘Ahmad Hashemi, who was born in Qom in 1977. He has a Bachelors Degree in Political Science and a Masters Degree in American Studies from the Iranian Foreign Ministrys School of International Relations. In January 2008, he joined the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. [In 2009, he was a pro-regime faggot and a Mullah’s ass-licker]. He was dismissed from his job in May 2012’. The anti-Iranian spies and traitors, from the Jewish Spy (AhmadiNejad or AN) and the Mullahs to Khatamists, Pahlavists, and the so-called journalists or activists in exile, all are aiding the enemy, telling big lies, and betraying the truth and Iran and Iranians”. As some wise Iranians say: “Recently, the poor Bradely Manning was accused of ‘Aiding the Enemy’! In fact, the US system sees the whistleblowers and the truth-tellers as those who ‘Aid the Enemy’ !, but they see spies and traitors as Journalists, Intellects, etc! The US is turning into the land of the stupid bad guys”. They also add: “The West and the Jews act like the Nazi and openly bark and talk about ‘Attacking Iran’. But at the same time, they fart and say: ‘Any attack on Iran would be unsuccessful and counter-productive’. The wise Americans truly say: ‘Persia (Iran) is the birthplace of a remarkable tradition of human rights‘. They also add: ‘Persians cared about the human rights, when [non-Iranians] were infamous as the worst human-rights abusers in the world, with little to no religious freedom under their tyranny. While all other world powers persecuted and discriminated against the Jews (e.g. Egyptians, Assyrians, Babylonians, Romans and later Arabs, Germans, Russians and other Europeans), the Persians were the only world power who actually liberated and protected the Jews. Cyrus the Great figures in the Hebrew Bible (Old Testament) is the patron and deliverer of the Jews. He is mentioned 23 times by name and alluded to several times more. The personage of Cyrus is unconditionally praised in the Jewish sources. Cyrus later even was considered as a messiah sent by God. Daniel was in the favor of Cyrus, and the Bible states that Cyrus issued the decree of liberation to the Jews, concerning which Daniel had prayed and prophesied. The edict of Cyrus marked a great epoch in the Jewish history’. But the ungrateful Jews are as uncultured and ungrateful as the European barbarians. The Jewish Spy (AN) and the Mullahs are anti-Iranian pigs, but the CIA, the Lefts, and the West pretend that these anti-Iranian pigs, that more than 90% of Iranians hate them, are representative of Iranians! In these days, the West censored the news of those Mullahs and Islamist thugs who tried to attack the tomb of Cyrus the Great at Pasargade, but faced a public backlash. As Iranians said: ‘These Islamist pigs should be hanged from their ass … the Islamists are the most anti-Iranian pigs in the world … the Mullahs are enemies of Iran and Iranians, and that’s why the UK and the West love them … and you should not forget that more than 75% of Iranians are 35-, and more than 85% of Iranians are 45-, that means: most of today’s Iranians didn’t exist, or were little kids, in 1979. And in 2009, most Iranians clearly showed that they deeply hate the Mullah regime”.

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As the people media report: “It’s obvious why Iranians should hate the US pigs and the British pigs. [The barbarian UK] is the main supporter of the Mullahs and other anti-Iranian agents. And recently, the American media said: ‘US Senators Push Promise to Support Jewish Strikes on Iran’ ! US Senators, that play the role of bad cops, are really savages. The so-called Graham resolution says: ‘if the Government of Isr-a-el is compelled to take military action in self-defense, the US Government should stand with Isr-a-el and provide military and economic support to the Government of Isr-a-el’ ! And as Americans say: ‘Senator Graham has made clear that ‘self defense’ can be defined as offensive war based on redlines that Netanyahu has established that contradict Obama’s stated policy’. The Jewish Nazi, including Ehud Barak, have said: ‘Iran could reach a ‘zone of immunity’ [!] – the point at which fortification of its nuclear sites would render a military strike ineffective [!!]’ But what if Iranians utter such fascist words? From morning to night, the Jewish Nazi and the US fascists talk about ‘Offensive war against Iran’. Of course some wise Americans say: ‘History will not forgive those fascists who talk about attacking Iran’. But it’s not enough. As their media report: ‘Congress is making it easier to go to war with Iran [!]’ They should strongly react to US Congress that is the home of crooks, thieves, terrorists, and fascists“. In these days, when you read the news, you should ask yourself: ‘Imagine for a moment that Iranians act or talk like the Jews or the Westerners. What we would say about them?’ As some wise Iranians say: “Recently, the Western mass media censored the news of the Jewish Bradley Manning. But as Justin Raimondo wrote (in ‘Ben Zygier, RIP’ in Feb 2013): ‘The shocking story of Ben Zygier, a 34-year-old Australian recruited by the Mossad and murdered in an Isr-a-eli jail, has exposed [many things]. Ben Zygier, knows as ‘Prisoner X’, was a Jewish Bradley Manning, intent on exposing the crimes of the Jewish state. Zygier, a fervent Zionist, discovered something that [led to] his incarceration in a Is-r-aels high security Ayalon prison -in a ‘suicide-proof’ cell. A media blackout was imposed shortly after the story of ‘Prisoner X’ came out in the media. All mentions of the arrest were scrubbed from Jewish web sites [!] That was two years ago. Now we learn Zygier ‘committed suicide’ in his suicide-proof cell !‘. Can you believe it ?! And can you see how the West and the Jews act like […] ? Raimondo added: ‘There seems little doubt Zygier was recruited by Mossad ten to twelve years ago [when Zygier was a 22-year-old kid]: his friends are now recalling it. The New York Times says he used at least four names: Ben Zygier, Ben Alon, Ben Allen and Benjamin Burrows, traveling to Iran, Syria, and Lebanon on behalf of his Is-r-a-eli paymasters’. And it says a lot about the Jewish spies, and how the Jews and the West use the immature kids as spies/ terrorists. It’s really shameful that many CIA or Jewish agents are the brainwashed and immature kids, who know nothing about the world. Raimondo added: ‘The Jewish state collected data from travelers to the country and then used it to create bogus passports, which were then issued to Mossad agents. [Some leaked this fact, and some details of fake passports were published in Kuwaiti papers and the internet]. A Kuwaiti paper is now claiming it was Zygier who turned over this information to the Kuwaitis, and that the Israelis kidnapped him in Kuwait’. Raimondo also added: ‘Isr-a-e-ls Mossad is notorious for its ruthlessness. Netanyahus Jewish state is a country veering to the very edge of fundamentalist extremism, increasingly aggressive and impatient to assert itself as a Fascist state. Who could forget that travelers to the Jewish state had their identities stolen, their passports duplicated and handed out like candy to the Jewish Gestapo . Who could forget those two FBI raids on the Washington headquarters of AIPAC, the powerful Jewish lobby, during the course of which agents surrounded the building and carted out boxes of documents and hard drives as part of the Steve Rosen-Keith Weissman affair, in which two top AIPAC officials were indicted and tried for stealing US secrets from the Pentagon’. It’s really shameful that the Western mass media often censor the news of the Jewish state and the Jewish Nazi”. All good guys in all around the world should think more about the systematic censorship and brainwashing in the West. As some wise Iranians say: “The West tells big lies about the past and the present. But who can forget how the Jewish Nazi threatened Iran and Iranians in 2012 and 2013. And who can forget how the CIA, the lefts and the West supported the Jewish Spy (AhmadiNejad or AN) in 2009. Who can forget how the Mullahs killed and suppressed the ordinary Iranians with the help of the West. Who can forget how the Jewish Spy (AN) talked nonsense about the Western-made Holocaust, served the interests of the West and the Jewish Nazi, and proved that the Mullah regime is an anti-Iranian puppet regime”. They also add: “In 2013, the comments of the Jewish-Western pigs are informative! They say: ‘Iran is a backward nation, and Iranians are backward people. They should obey our orders[!] … We should attack Iran; bombing Iran is preferable[!] … In order to wage a war against Iran [!] the economic conditions in that country must become as dismal as they were in Iraq before it was invaded[!]”. But the 2013 Iranian comments are informative as well. They say: ‘Waging war against Iran just proves that the West is worse than the Nazi … Waging any Jewish war against Iran, just proves that the Jewish regime is a genocidal regime; and Iranians will put an end to the Jewish state and such genocidal regime … The Jews and the West are just proving that they are a ‘existential threat’ to the world’s peace and the world’s security”. There is no doubt that those who talk about genocide and ‘offensive war’ are savage barbarians. The Jewish-Western bullying and barking is a clear sign of weakness and savagery. And our recent articles are just a reaction to those racist, chauvinist neo-barbarians who betray the truth and the mankind, and desperately try to hurt the innocent people. We and many other Iranians know that many people in the West are not bad guys, and they themselves are victims of their bad guys. In these days, Cyprus crisis and EU crises say a lot about Europe. As the media reports: ‘Many described the EU plan and the 25%+ levy on bank accounts, as bank robbery. Most Cypriots see the rescue package as a destruction package”. We know that many people in Europe and North America, from Poland and Hungary to Germany, Canada and USA, are not racists, fanatics, and bad guys. But we don’t know why they are silent, and why the Westerners are fooled and allow their countries to act like the Nazi and the sworn enemy of Iranians, and the sworn enemy of Truth, Humanity, Goodness, Freedom, Democracy, Progress, and other Human values. I hope all good guys in all around the world can become aware, and don’t remain silent.


Humor: Charter of the Western Freedoms !

February 17, 2013

In these days, the Western censorship or “the systematic censorship in the West” is really unbelievable. Now, even most of the so-called free media and alternative media censor and boycott the voices of Iranians inside Iran. Unfortunately, the Western ‘Systematic Censorship’ and the anti-Iran Mafia are not conspiracy theories. Yah, it’s hard to believe that the West badly censors and controls the media, the journalists, and the intellects. It’s hard to believe that the Western policy makers are like or worse than Goebbels and Hitler. But it’s what we, Iranians, and anyone with eyes open could see in the 2009-2012 period. And this year (2013) is even more Orwellian than the past years! In these days, as the wise Iranians say: “even the little kids know that Iran’s main problem is the West, not the Mullahs. Iranians are victims of the West and its mercenaries, including the Mullahs”. In these days, the anti-Iran Mafia is very active, and most search engines and even most of the so-called alternative media censor those who write about ‘the Anti-Iran Mafia’! But it’s not the whole story. The anti-Iran Mafia, ie the West and its mercenaries, not only censor and boycott the voices of the ordinary Iranians, but they tell big Orwellian lies about Iran and Iranians, and pretend that their notorious mercenaries are the voices or representatives of the Iranians inside Iran! The systematic censorship and the systematic lies in the West is really shocking and unbelievable. In these days, writing about the truth and the reality of the United States of Assholes is a bad thing, and when you write about bad things, the search engines and even the so-called people’s media censor and boycott your voices. So, here lets write about good things! Lets write about “the West’s Freedom and Democracy”. Lets use satire as a tool to write about “The Western Freedoms”:

The Western Freedoms are “good things”. They are good Orwellian things and good Orwellian Freedoms such as Freedom of Censorship, Freedom of Suppression, Freedom of Tyranny, Freedom of Falsification, Freedom of Bullying, Freedom of Bribery, Freedom of Corruption, Freedom of Savagery, Freedom of Sadism, Freedom of Racism, Freedom of Misinformation, Freedom of Brainwashing, Freedom of Hypocrisy, Freedom of Slavery, Freedom of Exploitation, etc. So, lets take a look at part of “Charter of the Western Freedoms”, aka Charter of the Orwellian Freedoms in the West. These freedoms that embodied in the Big Brother Charter, can show you why the West is the Land of Free. In the last version of “Charter of the Western Freedoms” you can find the following basic Freedoms:

Freedom of Censorship: The West and its mercenaries, from the mass media to the lefts, are free to tell big lies and censor the real voices of the ordinary people. The Lefty media, from the Guardian and the Huffington Post to the so-called alternative media are free to defend the dictators, the terrorists, the Islamists, the Mullah regime, or the US-Mullah relation. They are free to censor the voices of the Iranians Inside Iran. And Iranians are free to love Censorship and Noam Chomsky.

Freedom of Corruption: The US and the West are free to sell and buy everything, including freedom, democracy, and human rights. We, the US and the West, are free to sell and buy media, journalists, intellects, and elections. And the ordinary people in Iran and other countries are free to love us and obey us. People like Aaron Swartz and those who don’t obey us are free to be killed or commit suicide. Those who don’t love us and our Mafia are free to vanish.

Freedom of Shamelessness: The West and the Lefts are free to help and support the Islamists and the brutal dictators. And the ordinary people are free to love Noam Chomsky, the best intellectuals in our planet Earth. The West, the Lefts, and the top Jewish Intellectuals, including Chomsky, are free to support the Egyptian Taliban, Salafis, Hamas, Hezbollah, Mullahs, and Political Islam. We and our mercenaries are free to have no shame, and Iranians are free to love our shamelessness.

Freedom of Silencing dissidents: The West and its mercenaries, from the Mullahs to the Western mass media, are free to silence the voices of the Iranian people. The Western mass media, from the Washington Post to the Guardian, are free to pretend that Iranians love Obama because Iranians love tyranny, hyperinflation, and disaster. And Iranians are only free to be silent or silenced.

Freedom of Sadism: The West is free to impose Anti-Iranian sanctions and oppose Anti-Mullah sanctions. And Iranians are free to love the sadists and their sanctions. The West is free to love the Mullahs and hate the Iranian people. It’s none of your fucking business. The West is free to love the 2012 anti-Iranian sanctions and hate the 2009 anti-Mullah sanctions. Iranians are not free to talk or write about “The Western Sadists”. Iranians are only free to love the West and the Western sadists.

Freedom of Obeying Big Brother: The West and its mercenaries, from the Western journalists to the Iranian Journalists in Exile, are free to get money and work for Big Brother They are free to obey Big Brother and tell big lies about Iran, Iranians, and the 2009 tragedies. The Huffington Post is free to pretend that the Iranians love Khatamists, and Khatamists are Iranians’ leaders, because Khatamists defend the Mullah regime and the US-Mullah deals. Iranians are only free to love the Big Brother’s mercenaries.

Freedom of Falsification: The West and the Western media are free to tell big lies about the 2009 coup and what happened in 2009. We are free to tell big lies, and Iranians are free to love our big lies. The BBC, the VOA, the ABC, the NBC, the Guardian and other Western media are free to publish fake polls, censor the voices of Iranians inside Iran, and help the Mullahs in suppressing and silencing Iranians. And Iranians are free to love the UK and the US and the Western Freedoms.

Freedom of Misinformation: The West and the Western Polling Organizations are free to publish fake polls and Orwellian polls. And Iranians are free to remain silent. Gallup, WPO, TFT, and other polling organizations in the US and Europe are free to tell the biggest lies about Iran and Iranians. And public opinion and non-Iranians are free to believe that White is Black.

Freedom of Brainwashing: The West and the Western mass media are free to pretend that the Iranian people are Arabs or love the anti-Iranian Arabs. The Washington Post, the Guardian, the BBC, the CNN, the anti-Iranian mercenaries are free to brainwash non-Iranians. And Iranians are free to shut their fuck mouth and stop protesting

Freedom of Big Lies: We, the UK and the West, are free to pretend 1000 = 75,000,000. We, our MI6, our CIA, or our mercenaries are free to have our own media like the BBC, the VOA, RFE/RL, Balatarin.com, RoozOnline.com, Gooya.com, etc. And the Iranian people are not free to have any media or any website. We are free to pretend that “1000 mercenaries = 75,000,000 Iranians”, because our bankrupt websites like Balatarin and RoozOnline have about 1000 members, who are our beloved mercenaries. The Guardian, the Huffington Post, and other Big Brother’s media are free to censor the voices of Iranians inside Iran, and help and support the 1000 mercenaries and pretend that they are “the voices of the Iranian people”! These 1000 bastards are free to write shameful letters, tell big lies, and help Mullahs, Obama and the anti-Iran Mafia. And Iranians are free to close their fucking eyes.

Freedom of Racism: The Jews are free to threaten Iran and Iranians with nukes. The Zionists are free to love genocide, and pray for annihilation of Iranians. And the UN, the West, and the world are free to close their eyes. We, the US and Europe, have ‘Pedar Koshtegi’ (killed father/ deep hatred) towards the Jews, because we think that the Jews killed Jesus. But we are free to pretend that we, the Holocaust-creators, love the Jews. We are also free to pretend that Iranians, that have helped the Jews since 3000 years ago, are enemies of the Jews. We are free to be racists and hypocrites. It’s none of your fucking business.

Freedom of Slavery: The West and its mercenaries, aka the anti-Iran Mafia, are free to insult and humiliate Iranians. The West and its anti-Iran Mafia are free to treat Iranians like slaves. And the Iranian people are free to love the West. Mullahs, Khatamists, and other traitors and mercenaries are free to go to the West and live in the US and Canada, because they are good slaves and obey the Big Brother. And Iranians are free to love Mullahs and Traitors, and live in a big prison under the Western-made tyranny and slavery. We are free to grant visa to Mullahs and Mercenaries, and the wise Iranians are free to live in the Western-made prison.

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Freedom of Telling Big Lies without shame: The West and its mercenaries, including the CIA agents, are free to tell big shameful lies about the 2009 coup, the 2009 massacre, and the 2009 tragedies. And Iranians are free to remain silent. The CIA agents are free to go to Iran, publish their log books, and tell big lies about Iran and Iranians. And the Lefts are free to defend the CIA agents and pretend that they are anti-War activists. And Iranians are only free to love Chomsky and shut their fucking mouth.

Freedom of Suppression: The West and its mercenaries, including the Mullahs, are free to kill and torture the Iranian people. And Iranians are free to love brutal suppression. The West is free to help the Mullahs in killing and torturing tens of thousands of Iranians. And Iranians are free to love their killers, their torturers, and the West.

Freedom of Bribery: The US and the West are free to refer to Bribery as Lobbying. The US and Europe are free to love and praise Bribery, aka Lobbying. The US and Europe are free to bribe the journalists and the intellects. The US and Europe are free to bribe the media and the politicians. And Iranians and others are free to love the West and the Western Freedoms.

Freedom of Fraud: The US and Europe are free to help and support the electoral fraud in Iran and other countries. The US and Europe are free to publish fake polls and deny the truth. The US and Europe are free to pretend that Black is White, and Iranians are free to love the West. Iranians are not free to talk about the Western Hypocrisy, the Western frauds, or even the US election farce. Iranians are only free to love and praise the West.

Freedom of Exploitation: The US and Europe are free to exploit other nations and plunder their resources. The West is free to exploit and plunder the whole world. The US and Europe are free to keep Iran weak and dependent. And Iranians and others are free to love the West. The US and Europe are free to plunder your oil and your soil, and you are free to lick the West’s ass

Freedom of Systematic Censorship: The Western stooges and people like Trita Papeh (Parsi) and Hooshang Mashang (Amirahmadi) are free to help the Mullah regime, the killers of Iranians, and the US-Mullah relation. The US and US censors in Reddit and other American media are free to censor the undeniable facts and what Iranians say about US agents and people like Hooshang Mashang (Amirahmadi). And Iranians are free to love the American censorship.

Freedom of Self-Censorship: The West and its mercenaries, aka the anti-Iran Mafia, are free to repeat the 2009 scenario. And Iranians are free to love the British systematic censorship, the British big lies, the British misinformation, the American Censorship, the American big lies, the Lefty big lies, etc. Iranians are only free to love this level of systematic falsification and systemic brainwashing in the UK, the US, and the West. Iranians cannot laugh and say “Ajab !” (Oh, Wow !)

Freedom of Khayemali (Ass-Licking): The West is free to lick the ass of Islamists and terrorists. The Mullahs are free to lick the ass of the UK, the US, and the West. The Mercenaries are free to lick the West’s ass and everybody’s ass. And Iranians are free to love the ass-lickers. Iranians are not free to protest or say: ‘Today’s West is a Big Brother’s society’, or ‘the UK and the US are like or worse than the Nazi’, or ‘American democracy is American tyranny’, or ‘the Barbarian UK is the worst of the worst’, or ‘British democracy is a barbarian democracy’, etc. Iranians and others are only free to lick the West’s ass.

Freedom of systematic Falsification: The US and the West and their Jewish spy (AhmadiNejad or AN) are free to implement the IMF plans in Iran, destroy Iran’s economy, and hurt and torture Iranians. And the Lefts are free to love the IMF agents. The West is free to pretend that the disastrous results of the IMF plans are results of US sanctions. The Jewish spy (AN) and the Mullahs are free to help the West and the Western sanctions, and the West is free to praise the Mullah-made crises and the Mullah-made hyperinflation. The Lefts and the West are free to tell big lies without shame, and no one is free to tell truth. Shut the fuck up

Freedom of Bullying: The West and its mercenaries are free to bully Iranians and other nations. And Iranians are free to obey the West. The US and the EU are free to threaten, bully, and intimidate Iranians and others. And Iranians are free to love the West and the Western sanctions. With the help of Mullahs, the US and the EU are free to keep Iran weak, dependent, and under tyranny. And Iranians are free to love us, our hypocrisy and our Western bullying.

Freedom of Inhumanity: The West and its mercenaries, including the Lefts, are free to love and support the Mullahs and those who censor, silence, kill, torture, and hurt the Iranian people. And Iranians are free to live in a big prison and shut their fucking mouth. The West and the Lefts are free to defend the Mullahs, the Islamists, the Jewish spy (AN), and the anti-Iran mercenaries, and help them in keeping Iran weak, dependent and under tyranny. And Iranians are free to remain silent, because Mr. Chomsky says that Iranians should love Mullahs, Tyranny, and Pain and Suffering.

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Freedom of Terrorism: The US and the EU are free to openly and shamelessly support the terrorists, specially the Islamist-Jewish terrorists and the Marxist-Islamist terrorists (MEK). The US and the EU are free to help the Islamists and terrorists in Syria, Egypt, Iran, and other countries. The Americans are free to help and support the Marxist-Islamist terrorists (MEK) without shame. The West is free to help and support the Mullahs and the Zionists. The Americans are free to help the Jewish Nazi. It’s none of your business. If you protest, the US and the EU are free to censor you and erase you. Watch your mouth!

Freedom of Filtering the Internet: The US and the EU are free to help the Mullahs and other dictators in filtering, blocking, or unplugging the internet. The West is free to help the Mullahs and other dictators in silencing, killing, or torturing the dissidents. The US and the EU are free to help the Mullahs in monitoring and blocking the anti-filtering tools. The West is free to stop providing anti-Censorship tools for Iranians. The West is free to help the Mullahs without shame. And the West, the Lefts and Chomsky are free to pretend that the West is enemy of the Mullahs. It’s none of your fucking business.

Freedom of Betrayal: The West and the Lefts are free to betray Iranians and the Freedom and Democracy in Iran. The West and the Lefts are free to help the Islamists to kill and torture the modern Iranians and others. And Iranians and others are free to love the West and Noam Chomsky. We are free to silence, censor, or boycott those who tell the truth about our lies, our betrayals, and our agents. And Iranians are free to love Chomsky and his lies.

Freedom of Anti-Iranian sentiment: The West is free to be pro-Mullah and anti-Iranian. The UK, the US, and Europe are free to be pro-Islamist and anti-Iranian. The West is free to be pro-Terrorist and anti-Iranian. We, the US and the West, are free to keep anti-Mullah criticism off the air, and instead, we are free to have anti-Iran propaganda and anti-Iranian brainwashing. You, Iranians, are not free to defend yourselves, or even say: “Now, anyone with eyes open can see that the main enemy of the ordinary Iranians and the freedom seeking Iranians is the West and its mercenaries, aka the anti-Iran Mafia “. Shut your fucking mouth, and let our mercenaries to fuck Iran, Iranians, and the civilized world.

Freedom of Charlatanism: The West and its mercenaries are free to pretend that the ancient Europeans, who ate humans, were civilized men. The West and its mercenaries are free to pretend that the ancient Britons, who ate humans and drank human blood, were not Barbarians. The West and the Western mass media are free to tell big lies about the ancient Britain, the Home of Barbarians. It’s none of your fucking business. When we censor something, you should know that you should not write about it. You are only free to love us and praise our barbaric Charlatanism.

Freedom of systematic Misinformation: The US, the West, the Lefts, and their media are free to love and help the US-Mullah love affairs and the US-Mullah relation. We are free to hurt and torture the Iranian people. Our beloved Mullahs and our Jewish spy (AN) are free to raise the price of everything, create hyperinflation, and help us. We are free to pretend that our beloved Mullahs are our enemies. We are free to pretend that we are pro-Democracy. We are free to tell big lies. And you are free to believe us.

Freedom of systematic Brainwashing: We are free to pretend that the year 2009 didn’t exit. We are free to pretend that Iranians love the Mullahs, because Iranians love tyranny, disaster, hyperinflation, and anti-Iranian pigs. Our media, like the Guardian and the Huffington Post, are free not to allow the ordinary Iranians to put any comments or even read any comments. Our media, like the Guardian and the Huffington Post, are free to pretend that our agents – including Khatamists, Tehran Bureau, NIAC, AIC, and other traitors and mercenaries that almost all Iranians know them and hate them- are the voices of Iranians inside Iran! We are free not to allow Iranians to have any voice. We are free to censor and boycott the Iranian people. And Iranians are free to love us.

Freedom of Insulting the people’s intelligence: The West is free to insult your intelligence. We are free to pretend that we are anti-Mullah, while we help the Mullahs in killing and suppressing the freedom seeking Iranians. We are free to fuck the freedom and democracy in Iran and the world, but we are also free to pretend that we care about the freedom and democracy. We are free to aid our beloved Mullahs in arresting and fucking the stupid Mousavi, but we are also free to shed crocodile tears for Mousavi. We are free to love the Mullahs and refuse to impose any sanctions on the Mullahs in 2009. We are free to help the Mullahs and the Egyptian Islamists, and we are free to insult your intelligence and pretend that we are anti-Mullah and anti-Islamist.

Freedom of Tyranny: The West and the Lefts are free to help and support the tyranny and the brutal dictators in Egypt, Saudi, Syria, Iran, and other countries. And Iranians and others are free to love tyranny. The West and the Lefts are free to help the Islamists and the tyrants. And Iranians and others are free to love the West and Chomsky. Iranians are not free to say: “The West is a Hypocritical Tyranny”, or “The Western systems are Orwellian systems”, or “The West and its mercenaries are like or worse than the Mullahs”. You, Iranians, are not free to open your fucking mouth. Understand !

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Freedom of Hypocrisy: The West is free to support the terrorists, the Islamists, and the dictators. The West is free to tell big lies. Yah, the Western Democracy is an empty gesture (Kashk/ Pashm). But you are not free to talk about “the tragedy of Freedom in the UK; the killed journalists/ nurses, the 2011 riots, or the British Orwellian media”. You are not free to say: “In Britain, Freedom means: You cannot find any serious negative cartoons or any serious critiques of the UK in the mass media and the internet”. You are not free to say: “In the US, Freedom means: You criticize us, and we boycott you!”. You are not free to say: “What the West says about Freedom and Democracy are big lies (Hamash Kashkeh)”. Shut the fuck up, and let others to enjoy our Hypocrisy

Freedom of shedding Crocodile Tears: We, the West and the Lefts, are free to love, help and support the Islamists, the terrorists, and the dictators. We kill you or help your killers, and then we shed crocodile tears for your dead bodies. We are free to use this tactic in the whole world . And you are free to love us. We are free to openly help the Egyptian Islamists, the Marxist Terrorists (MEK), the Syrian Islamists, or the Mullahs in killing and suppressing the modern people. And we are free to shed crocodile tears for those modern people who are victims of our beloved dictators. And you are free to love the lefts and praise Chomsky.

Freedom of Control: As a global Mafia, we and our mercenaries are free to control everything. We are free to kill, silence, or censor Iranians with the help of our beloved Mullahs and our beloved Mercenaries in exile. We are free to help and support our Jewish spy (AN). We are free to use the Iranian Journalists/ Activists in Exile as our mercenaries. We are free to use our Mercenaries to keep Iran weak, dependent, and under tyranny. It’s none of your fucking business. Our anti-Iran Mafia are free to help our mercenaries, including our Mullahs, and they are free to help us. Our Mafia are free to control the whole world, and you are free to love us

Freedom of Internet Censorship: Our search engines and our Big Brother’s agencies are free to censor the internet. We are free not to allow the Westerners and the Iranians to hear the real voices of each other. We are free to censor the search results and remove the informative contents. We are free to mislead you by asking the search engines to filter the people’s voices. We are free to spy on you. We are free to act like Big Brother in 1984. We are free to control all citizens and all dissidents. We made an example of Aaron Swartz, because you all should know that no one is free to protest against our Orwellian systems.

Freedom of Savagery: The US and Europe are free to wage offensive war and kill the innocent people. The UK, the EU and the US are free to suck human blood. And you are only free to love the West. The Brits and Europeans are free to eat humans. And the human-eaters are free to pretend that they are humans. It’s none of your fucking business. You are only free to love our savagery. You are not free to say: “NASA had to warn the Russian people about the 10-ton meteorite that was ‘the largest meteor in more than 100 years. But […]”. You are only free to love our inhumanity.

Freedom of Double Standards: We, the US and Europe, are free to promote Nationalism, Chauvinism, and Fascism. We are free to be racists, nationalists and fascists. We are free to pretend that our backward people are modern people. We are free to pretend that the modern Iranians are backward people, because they are wiser than us. We are free to be proud of our barbarian ancestors, but Iranians are not free to be proud of their civilized ancestors, who were writing about the human values when our European ancestors were eating humans. Iranians are not free to tell the truth about the long history of European Barbarism

Freedom of Ignorance: We love your ignorance. You are free to love our systematic censorship, systematic corruption, and systematic brainwashing in the West. We are free to say: “There is no Western conspiracy in the current world”! And you are only free to believe us. No one is free to know about our conspiracies, or even our main problems including “Fall of the West; Rise of the Rest. End of America; Fall of Capitalism; or Rise of American Fascism“. No one is free to know that the End of Evil Empire, aka Fall of the West, is near (maybe in 2025). Now one is free to talk about our bankruptcy, our bluffs, or our imminent downfall. All humans are only free to live like the Sheeple. Don’t forget our motto: Ignorance is Strength.

Freedom of Being a good Sheep: You are free to love and praise the UK and the US. You are free to respect us. You are free to love Chomsky and our pseudo intellectuals. You are free to live like sheep and praise our lefty agents. You are free to live like stupid mules and love and praise the West, the OWS, the US Election farce, the Western media, the British censorship, etc. You are free to love our Orwellian systems, our Sheepocracy, and our Big Brother’s agencies. You are free to love us, obey us, and praise us. It’s the true meaning of Freedom. You are free to be a good sheep. God Bless you!


A Love Song for Canada’s Stephen Harper

December 30, 2012

2012 has been the year of the bad jokes, and Canada has been the symbol of these bad jokes. In 2012, many things -from the Canadian Bill 78 and the Canadian Farce to the Canadian love affair with the Mullahs, the Zionists, the Terrorists, the crooks, and other evil forces- proved that Stephen Harper’s Canada is the stupidest country in the world. In 2012, Canada was really the dumbest country, and the second dumbest countries in the world were Russia, Israel, Britain, Venezuela, USA, Egypt, etc. In these days, the Mullahs and the Islamist pigs, that are puppets of the West, are eating a lot of shits and are proving that they are nothing but puppets of the West. But as some wise Iranians say: “the Mullahs and the Islamist shits are not the main problem. They are puppets of the West, and without their Western employers and their Western supporters, they are nothing but a bunch of Chalquz (little shits) that will go to hell soon. The Mullahs and the Islamist pigs are anti-Iran and anti-Iranian, and hate the Iranian culture and the Iranian values, including Goodness, Truth, Kindness, Sympathy, Humanity, Truthfulness, etc. The Mullahs, the Islamist pigs, and other anti-Iranian traitors are like their Western employers, and their values are like the Western barbarian values, including Lie, Hypocrisy, Savagery, Inhumanity, Brutality, Shamelessness, etc”. 2012 and 2009 proved that the stupid West is the great evil and the main supporter of all evil forces in Iran and other parts of the world. Stephen Farter’s Canada has become a symbol of the stupid West. Now, even some Canadians ask about “what Harper’s Con regime is doing to our image abroad”. They know “Fucking Harper and his kooky Cons”, and they hate “the crazed tin pot dictator Stephen Harper”. They know that “Stephen Harper’s Canada is a jungle”. They and Iranians see Canada as “Harperland” or Farterland. In the near future, we will write more about what the ordinary Canadians say about Stephen Farter (Harper) and other Canadian Farters, but you should not forget that many Canadians were so stupid and voted for Stephen Farter in the 2011 election. And in 2012, Stephen Farter f-u-c-ked Canada’s image, and proved that Canada has become a backward, terrorist, puppet country. In 2012, Stephen Farter and his Canada only licked the ass of the Zionists and Netan-Yabu, and only obeyed Obama’s orders. And on 20 Dec 2012, as the last episode of their shameful history, the Canadian media reported: “Canada is dropping a [terrorist] group from its list of terrorists. The Tories and the Harper government provided no reasons for delisting the MEK. Canada is following the lead of the United States and the European Union, which dropped [the Marxist-Islamist Terrorists, also known as] the MEK from their terrorist lists earlier this year“. As the wise Iranians say: “It’s important that the American Terrorists, the European Barbarians, and the Canadian Farters shamelessly support the Marxist-Jihadi Terrorists (the MEK), and prove that the West is nothing but the Evil Empire. But they are the Evil Empire of Big Idiots. They even don’t know the meaning of the word Mujahedin-E Khalq (MEK). In Persian, Mujadeh means Jihadi, and Khalq is a Marxist word for referring to the people”. But the US and the West openly help and support the Marxist-Islamist Jihadis! In the previous post, we wrote about this issue, and here I prefer to write about “A Love Song for Stephen Harper”, that has been written by some Iranians and is about Canada’s prime minister, who has converted Canada into a synonym for “Foolishness”, “Fart”, “Bill 78” “Farcical protests”, “Crooks and Embezzlers”, “Islamists, Terrorists, and Zionists”, etc. The Canadian hypocrisy and the Canadian foolishness is really sickening, but the Iranian expats, their writers and their singers are so stupid and so Khayemal (ass-lickers) and say nothing about the stupid West and the stupid Canada. Only the Iranians inside Iran react angrily to the West and its puppets. We have already written about the tragicomedy of Canada, Mullahs, and Iranian expats (check Archive). When tens of thousand of Mullahs and Basiji thugs live in Canada, and when Canada openly support the terrorists, the monarchists, and the Basiji crooks, it’s obvious that Iranians should talk about “Farter Canada”, and should say: “Canada is a big Fart. Canada is a big Farter”. In these days, the native Canadians and the First Nations are victims of Harper and other Canadian Farters, too. We should write more about them and the English-French genocidal regimes that occupied the land of aboriginals and brutally killed and tortured them. But even in the 2010s, the Canadian farters badly revealed their true colors. For instance, the story of the 2009 coup, the Mullah crooks in Canada, or the story of the Canadian embassy in Tehran was so funny, but recently their media reported: “Canadian court puts freeze on Iranian properties (not Mullah properties). A court in Ontario has issued a restraining order against Iran’s property in Canada, a bid to help the family of an American! A U.S. court’s $13-million judgment against Iran, and the American family has turned its attention to Iranian assets (not Mullah assets) in Canada [!!]”. But as Iranians say: “The UK, the US, and Canada has stolen trillions of dollars from Iran and Iranians. But the payback time is near. The Barbarian West will pay back all their debts”. Canada’s Farter (Harper) is just a symbol of today’s West, and “A Love Song for Canada’s Stephen Harper (aka the Canadian Farter)” is just a sample of what the ordinary Iranians say about the stupid West now. Here are parts of “A Love Song for Canada’s Stephen Harper”:


Hi, Mr. Stupid Farter, Stephen Harper
You love Terrorists, Mullah crooks and Zionist Farters
And we wrote a love song for you, the Canadian Farter
Listen to what you deserve it, Mr. Stupid Farter

You hate humans, you love fart
"Sit on their face and then fart"
It's your motto, it's your art
It's what you say, you just fart

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

Your Bills are like Mullah Bills [Bill 78, Iran's Bills, etc] You love Mullahs and Dollar Bill
You and Mullahs want a Deal
You the faggots, it's your will

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

You and Mullahs make us sick
You and Terrorists eat your shit
You and Zionists just need dick
You, the faggots, are so sick

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

You love Mullahs and the rich
Who bribe you, the fucking bitch
But good people hate you Bitch
They know you and the fucking rich

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

You are nothing but a puppet of America,
And many are victims of you and fucking America
Your Canada is a slave of America
You, the faggot, are a stooge of America

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Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

Your government, your Canada, are lairs
You love Terrorists, and they love you, the suckers
The Immigrants that you love them are fuckers
They are crooks, thieves, killers, and lairs

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

You love Mullahs, you love dicks
You are a shithead, full of shit
You love killers, you are sick
You are a Jihadi, like your MEK

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

Your head is a Mullah head
Empty, like that old whore's bed
Your soul is dead, fucking dead
You shot him in the fucking head

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

You love crooks, Pahlavi crooks, Basiji brutes,
Khavari, Bouzari, Khosravi, and Jihadi crooks
You are a fucking crook who love brutes
Fuck you devil, fuck you and other crooks

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Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

Your Canada is Cunt-ada, the Cunt land
Your Canada is Mullah-lover, the Dumb land
Your Canada loves Terrorists, the Fucked land
Your Canada sucks Dirty Cocks, the Suck land

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

Your Canada is a Big Liar, the Lie Land
Your Canada is a Big Farter, the Fart land
Your Canada is a Shithole, the Ice land
Your Canada is a Bad Joke, the Fucked land

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

Your people are slaves of the UK and US Farters
They are slaves of you, the British Queen and British Farters Your people are subject to Britain and American Farters
Oh, poor people,
They are subject to the British Bitch and Zionist Farters

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

O, poor Canada ... Harter made you a Dumb Land
O, fucked Canada, Farter made you a Zionist, Fart land
O, poor Canada, Harper fucked you, and made you a Fucked land O, fucked Canada, Wake up! ... and sing with our band,

Fuck you Stephen Harper
You are a stupid Farter

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This tragicomic song can be a Christmas gift or a New Year gift for the Western pigs! and those who betray the humans in all around the world. I know that many Canadians and Westerners know their stupid politicians and hate them. But I don’t know why they are silent and inactive. Harper’s Canada is really a fucked up land. Now, even some Canadians talk or joke about “Fucking Stephen Harper”, and how he fucked Canada and its mage. We would write more about this issue later, but in Sep 2012, some Canadians wrote: “Why is the CBC afraid of Harper?”, and added: “Our own public broadcaster, the CBC, fear that broadcasting the title of one of the shows, Fucking Stephen Harper, would offend [the fucking] prime minister. ‘Is this still Canada?’ I wondered. Harper doesnt own [federally owned buildings]. The Canadian people do … ‘He signs our cheques,’ they told us [!!] How absurd is it that a journalist would be afraid of offending the government? Are we in communist China? Maybe we are [!!]”. In fact, Canada is converting into a Despotic Shithole, and is paying the price of its betrayals and its inhumane behavior. Now, even Canadians ask: “Is the CBC now trying to turn the whole of the federal infrastructure, from museums to our airspace, into Harpers personal possessions?“. And it’s very important, because as some wise guys say: “The fucking CBC is as left wing as mainstream media. The CBC pretends that they are critical of the fucking Harper !” In fact, Canada that loves Mullahs, terrorists, crooks, and charlatans is becoming an evil, despotic land. Many Iranian expats that live in Canada and the West, are so stupid, and are just master at licking ass or eating extra shit. They are big idiots, and that’s why Iranians inside Iran say: “Only big idiots, or those who are Khaen (traitor), Mozdoor (mercenary), and Vatan-Forush (homeland-seller) can go and live in Canada and the West”. But Iranians inside Iran, and many other nations, even some Canadians and Americans hate Harper, Obama, and other Western pigs. In their Blogs, or in the Youtube and other websites, you can see what the Westerners say about Canada. It’s sadly funny many non-Iranians deeply “hate” Canada. Let’s take a look at some of the Western comments about Canada: “Shut up you maple syrup eating faggot. I’m an American and I think you still suck […] in Canada … C-u-ntnadians are a joke! We are pissing on C-u-n-t-nada. Do you know why C-u-n-t-nadians wear their flag abroad? It to let the locals know there’s a retard coming through their town … Stupid ice country with no military. I am sorry for this breaking news but Canadians are fucking pussies … I’m Canadian. Please like Canada. I can’t handle it if you don’t like this cold crappy place … Canadians watched a guy get murdered on a Greyhound bus. 36 of those pussys stood around and no one helped him. Canadians are pussy. They just stood there. Typical for Canadians … Canadians are a bunch of haters! No wonder we don’t get many famous people from Canada because they don’t support, they hate. I’m from Toronto Ontario and I fucking hate the people here!” But Iranians don’t hate Canada, at least not yet. Iranians just hate Harper and the Canadian politicians, specially those Canadian faggots who torture the ordinary Iranians, but make love with the crooks, the killers, the Basijis, and the terrorists. We and many other Iranians still care about Canada and the ordinary Canadians, because we believe the good guys still exist in Canada. Yah, “Canada was a puppet of Britain and its head of state is still British Queen”. Yah, “Canada is a puppet of USA, and the fucking Harper and other Canadian farters are slaves of the Evil Empire”. Yah, “Many Canadians are so stupid and their brain is their ass”, but it doesn’t mean that all Canadians are stupid or ignorant. We, Iranians, are not like the Western idiots who judge a whole nation by its bad or stupid people, not by its good or wise guys. But the good guys and the wise guys in the West and the world should criticize Obama, Harper, Cameron, Merkel, and other Western pigs who hurt and betray Iranians and other humans, make love with the Islamists and the terrorists, and support the big idiots, from the monarchists and the terrorists to the Islamists and the Zionists. And lets finish this year with a meaningful wish of some, wise Iranians: “We hope that one day today’s Westerners can be at least as good, modern and wise as today’s Iranians”


Zionist Hitler, Red Line, and American Pigs

September 29, 2012

“Netanyahu made a fool of himself, and presented a cartoon-like diagram in front of the UN, and drew a red line with a marker !”, the people media reported. They also added: “The American pigs finally declared that they officially de-listed the notorious terrorist group (MEK). The US crossed the red line, and proved that the US is the number one enemy of the freedom and democracy”. The Zionist Hitler and the US are bad jokes. Now, not only Iranians, but even Westerners, say: “[The Jewish Hitler] was obsessed with ‘red line’, but no one gave a damn shit about him. [His inferiority complex] forced him to make a fool of himself at the UN”. And the wise Iranians add: “The American pigs and their puppets have killed and tortured tens of thousands of the anti-Mullah Iranians. The American pigs are worse than the Zionist Hitler. The Zionists are stupid psychopaths. They threaten Iranians with nuclear bomb! They are really stupid and savage, and now, all anti-Mullah Iranians hate them. Their childish and barbaric behaviors just proved that their IQ is less than zero. But the American pigs are worse than them. The American pigs prove that the US is the bad guy“. As the Western media report: “[The Jewish Hitler’s] cartoon certainly grabbed attention, but not the kind he wanted. In his UN speech, Netanyahu adopted the persona of an elementary school teacher talking to a [foolish] class to explain nuclear bomb!”. And the wise Iranians add: “Netanyahu, the Jewish Hitler, is a stupid coward. He barked, and now he farts. In the UN, he just repeated Obama’s words, and it’s a great retreat. He licked Obama’s ass, and proved that the Zionists are little cowards”. It’s very important. The Iranian baboons that work for the bad guys, try to pretend that the Zionists are an important factor. But many things, including the story of “Obama and Netanyahu” in the election season, clearly shows that the Zionists are not important. As the wise Iranians say: “If the Zionists were important, then in the election season, Obama didn’t treat Netanyahu like shit. As their media report: ‘Obama avoids Netanyahu meeting. The White House refused Netanyahu’s request to meet Obama when the Israeli leader visits the US to attend the UN General Assembly’. Obama hates Netanyahu so much. In November 2010, Obama was on a foreign visit when Netanyahu came to the US! And now, in the election season, Obama threats Netanyahu like shit. Recently, Obama rejected Netanyahu’s idea of red line, and said: No leader wants his hands tied with Iran red lines [!]. Even the American media said: ‘Netanyahus recent behavior is outrageous. He is trying push us into a war that is not in our national interest. He is trying to get us to damage our relations with the rest of the world [!] Netanyahu is overplaying his hand and creating problems for himself and Obama [!] This could make life very hard for him, if Obama win re-election’. They also added: ‘Obama described Israeli pressure on him as noise he tries to ignore [!!], according to remarks aired Sunday [23rd Sep], in his interview with CBS (60 Minutes)’. The Zionist barks are really stupid noise. In fact, the Zionists are puppet of the West. As the American media reported: ‘Romney criticized Obama for refusing to meet with Netanyahu. And Obama replied: ‘So if Romney is suggesting that we should start another war, he should say so’. The current farce shows many things”. As The people media report: “In 2010, Sarkozy and Obama were in Cannes, France. Over microphones that were inadvertently left open, Sarkozy tells Obama, ‘I cant stand to see him anymore, hes a liar [!]’, referring to Netanyahu; to which Obama responds, ‘You are fed up with him, but me, I have to deal with him every day’. It’s the honest feelings of Western leaders regarding the Zionists. In fact, everybody hates the Zionist Hitler. Even those Jewish politicians that are wiser than their Hitler, hate him. Some of them that are Iranian, like Mofaz, say to him: ‘Who are you trying to replace? The administration in Washington or that in Tehran? The world is not sick of Israel, the world is sick of Netanyahu [!]. Never in all of the State of Israel’s years of existence, had the drums of war beat so hard as today. Our policy has played into the hands of the Ayatollah and reinforced the foundation of their regime’. They also add: ‘The defense minister (Barak) has chosen to start his campaign at the expense of national interests and on the back of Netanyahu”. Now, most people hate the Jewish Hitler and his friends, who are psychopath. As the funny Iranians say: “The Zionists love blood and red line, but hate red rag. They draw childish red line, but when people criticizes them, it’s like waving a red flag in front of a bull. If you show them the truth, it’s like a red rag to a bull. They hate the truth and the reason. And only the American pigs, that have converted USA into the land of bad guys and terrorists, are worse than them”.

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As the wise Iranians say: “These days are a complete mess (In Ruza Shahr Sholughe)”. It’s a Persian proverb that can describe the days before the US election. In these days, the Mullahs only help the US sanctions, and Iranians pay the price of America’s secret love affair with the Mullahs”. But lets forget these shitty news, and lets see what the funny Iranians say about the Jewish farce: “The Jewish Hitler is a bad joke, but what he did at the UN was a good joke! The Jewish Hitler thought that the UN is like a class room in a kindergarten, and the world leaders are his foolish pupils. And that’s why he said: ‘So, how much enriched uranium do you need for a bomb? And how close is Iran to getting it? Let me show you. I brought a diagram for you [!!] Here’s the diagram. This is a bomb; this is a fuse [!!]‘. His diagram and his speech was a scientific revolution. He said: ‘Iran has to go through three stages. 1st: low enriched uranium 2nd: medium enriched uranium 3rd: high enriched uranium [!]’ He added: ‘Where’s Iran? They’re 70% of the way there. And where should [my] red line be drawn? The red line should be drawn right here [!!]’. And then he draw his red line that he was obsessed by it, and then the little kids, aka the world leaders, stood up, applauded loudly, and said: such a beautiful red line!”. What the Jewish Hitler said in his UN speech, is exactly like what you read here. The funny Iranians have not changed his words. They add: “The Jewish Hitler, that is a stupid psychopath, loves red line and drawing red line with marker. We can advise his doctors to buy a whiteboard for him and allow him to draw red line from morning to night . His doctors should know that no one gives a damn shit about him and his red lines. So, he can draw red line as much as he wants. No one takes him serious”. They also say: “The Jewish Hitler said: ‘They’re 70% of the way there. And the red line should be drawn right here. And that’s why I speak today with such a sense of urgency [!]’. But while he was speaking with ‘such a sense of urgency’, he added: ‘Red lines don’t lead to war; red lines prevent war’ [!!] He really thinks the UN is a kindergarten. In fact, all Zionists think that the world is a kindergarten, all people are stupid kids, and the Zionists that their IQ is near zero are teachers of this kindergarten”. In these days, many Westerners laugh at the Zionists, too. Some of their comments are funny. For instance, they say: “This is truly comical. He brought a chart as if he was teaching third grade students … He just shows again that Zionists think Americans are dumb and have to be shown kindergarten level stuff to learn … Thoughts on Netanyahu while watching his speech: bellowing, bullying, begging, demands all your attention all the time,
neurotically needy , oppressive, self-obsessed, suffocating, paranoid, narcissistic … The funny thing is that hes making Mullahs and Ahmadinejad look like a rational player“. The Iranian comments are funny and informative as well. For instance, they say: “Don’t be such a coward, [the Jewish Hitler]. Instead of kissing Obama’s ass, just draw a real red line if you dare … Zionists are worse than Nazis … [Jewish Hitler] and Zionists go Red or go Pale? … Zionists suffer from the mad cow disease. They need a good doctor … The Jewish Hitler and Zionists first go Red, then go insane, and finally go to hell … Zionists just remind me of ‘The Straw Dogs’ film. They are really straw dogs”. Iranians also add: “Obama is American Hitler. He is an American pig that ate shit and loved shit, and finally became a great shit, greater than Mr. shit … The US and the Americans should die of shame. USA is on the wrong side of history, and has become the land of the bad guys“. We will write more about this issue later, but as the wise Iranians say: “Those who support the terrorists, the monarchists, and the Islamists, or threaten Iranians with war or violence, are brainless savages. They are evil forces that their plans and their threats backfire.

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“The Zionists are really stupid. They bark a lot, reveal their true colors, and gain nothing. If they wage war against Iran, they just prove that they are savage, and Iranians bring an end to the Jewish state. Now, even the Jewish media report: ‘Most Israelis fear for the outbreak of war with Iran, half fear for the existence of Israel if that happens, a poll has found. The Jewish people said they either ‘fear’ or ‘greatly fear’ for the survival of I-s-r-a-el if war did break out‘. Many Jews know the truth”, some wise Iranians say. As the people media report: “Some Iranians played with Netanyahu’s UN speech and told the truth with his own words: ‘The medieval forces of radical Judaism want to destroy Iran, Asia, Africa, Europe, America, etc. They want to extinguish freedom. They want to end the modern world. Their intolerance is directed first at their fellow Jews, and then to Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, secular people, anyone who doesn’t submit to them. The Zionists, ie the forces of medievalism, seek a world in which women and minorities are subjugated, in which knowledge is suppressed, in which not life but death is glorified. The Zionists hate the forces of modernity. They want to drag humanity back to the Stone Age. But we are sure of one thing. Ultimately they will fail, and go to hell. We’ve seen that happen before. To understand what the world would be like with a nuclear-armed I-s-r-a-el, just see today’s world and how a tiny tin-pot state plays with the world peace and the world security, or just imagine the world with a nuclear-armed Al-Qaeda. Now, these lethal weapons are in the hands of the world’s most dangerous terrorist regime, ie the Zionist regime that barks a lot and stupidly and savagely threatens Iranians with nuclear bomb. The Zionist regime and the Nazi regime are alike. They’re both fired by the same hatred; they’re both driven by the same lust for violence. In 2009, the Mullahs brutally put down mass protests for democracy in Iran, and the Zionists and their companies helped them. The Zionists, aka the Jewish Nazi, repeatedly deny Iran’s rights and pray for Iran’s destruction and threaten Iran with war almost on a daily basis. Their war threats and their nuclear threats against Iran can remind you of Hitler and the Nazi Germany. But the truth is that Zionist aggression is worse than Nazi aggression. They love Armageddon and the end of the modern world, and clearly say: The Jews should rule the world. They think that after the Word War III or the Jewish nuclear Armageddon, the Zionists will rule the earth. That’s what is actually guiding their policies and their actions. It’s a clash between modernity and medievalism. The Zionists hate liberty, equality, human rights, democracy, and all modern values. They love blood, hatred, and genocide. They cherish death and pray and strive for war. They hate the human values and the Persian people’s gifts to mankind”. And some Iranians add: “In 1987, 25 years ago, Rabin, the late PM of the Jewish state said, ‘Iran is I-s-r-a-el’s best friend and we do not intend to change our position in relation to Tehran, because the Mullahs regime will not last forever’. But now, the Jewish Hitler just helps the Mullah regime, and betray the best friend of the Jewish people in the past 3000 years. The Jewish Hitler and other ungrateful Jews, betray those Jews that want to live in peace with other people, including Palestinians. Iranians, as the ancient supporters of the Jews, care about all humans, including Jews, Palestinians, and other oppressed people”. They also add: “if you need help, Iranians don’t care about your religion, your race, your nationality, and your color; they will help you. But If you betray Iranians and hurt them, it’s not important that you are a Jew, a Westerner, an Arab, etc, Iranians will send you to hell”.

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In these days, some Westerners say: “Hitler created the first Holocaust of the Jews, and Netanyahu will be responsible for the second Holocaust of the Jews in the 21st century. Netanyahu will be the Hitler of the 21st century to the Jews“. And some Zionists say: ‘The public display of the US and I-s-r-ael undermining each other must cease. The only winner is Iran [!]’. As the wise Iranians say: “The Jewish Hitler proved that the Zionists are stupid straw dogs. In his UN speech, The Jewish Hiter said: ‘For over two years, our intelligence agencies didn’t know that Iran was building a huge nuclear enrichment plant under a mountain’. He also added: ‘Two days ago, President Obama reiterated that the threat of a nuclear-armed Iran cannot be contained. I very much appreciate the President Obama’. In fact, what the Iranian baboons and their Western employers say about the Zionists is a big lie. The Zionists only are expert in kissing ass and telling lie. The Zionists are puppets of the US. They are little cowards”. And some Iranians add: “The Zionists have a very small state, that is smaller than a village in Iran, but they try to attach themselves to USA, or compare themselves with Iran! The Jewish Hitler is full of shit, and just shows the depth of his foolishness and his insanity. For instance, he said: ‘Iran could produce the nuclear detonator within a few months. The detonator can be made in a small workshop the size of a classroom. It may be very difficult to find and target that workshop, especially in Iran, that’s a [very big] country that’s bigger than France, Germany, Italy and Britain combined‘. In fact, he just confessed that Iran is a great country, and if the Zionists attack Iran, the Jewish state should say hello to its end”. They also add: “The Jewish Hitler’s jokes are funny. He just made a fool of himself and Zionists in the front of the UN. Just look at people comments in all around the world, and see how they react to the Jewish Hitler. Thank you, the Jewish Hitler. You, the little stupid dog, proved that all people in all around the world hate you and the Zionists”. What the Iranian people say about the Zionists, show how the anti-Islamist Iranians think about the bad guys. In these days, many Iranians say: “The Zionists and the Mullahs love and help each other; they badly need each other … Zionists and Mullahs both are puppets of the West … Zionists love Mullahs. They just say: Mullah should be weak. In fact, they are the enemy of a free and strong Iran … Zionists are really sick. They just betray the Jews … They are like or worse than Mullahs … They suffer from Inferiority Complex and mad cow disease … They are stupid, coward, and psychopath …. They have an insane obsession with waging war and eating shit … they love war, blood, and genocide, and we should fuck them … we should punish the Zionists … the Zionists just help Mullahs and Islamists … they are puppet of the US … Zionists are worse than pigs, and only the Iranian pigs, that live in the West, love them … The Iranian pigs and [their shithole], Balatarin.com and Roozoline.com, are anti-Iran. These pigs get money and betray everything. Now, they support the Zionists and the American pigs … They are a small group. The MEK is a small Marxist-Islamist group with about 5,000 members … Monarchists + MEK + all Iranian pigs and all their fans, in the best case, are less than 1 million … [But] More than 75 million Iranians live in Iran, and more than 80 million Iranians live in the world. The American pigs have a very low IQ … Traitors just love licking ass. These bastards (MEK, Pahlavists, Khatamists, and other pigs) are like or worse than Mullahs … USA loves MEK that is terrorist, Islamist, and Marxist! … MEK, Pahlavists, Jewish Terrorists, Mullahs, and American pigs are alike. All of them are great evils, and enemy of the freedom and democracy in Iran. All of them try not to allow us to have a free and strong Iran“. What Iranians inside Iran say, show that they not blind, and they are among the wisest people in today’s world.

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“The American pigs love the Jewish terrorists, the Christian terrorists, the Islamist terrorists, and even the Islamist-Marxist terrorists (MEK)! The American pigs have converted the US into the land of terrorists”, many Iranians say in these days. They add: “[The Jewish Nazi] have nuclear bomb, and threaten Iran with nuclear bomb, but the UN and the World are silent and have closed their dirty eyes and their dirty mouths. Iran certainly should have nuclear weapon”. Of course many Iranians are wiser than their western counterparts, and clearly say: “The Mullahs and the US love each other. Their fight is ‘Zang-e Zargari’ (Sham Fight). Delisting the MEK is the best gift for Mullahs, and just helps the Mullah regime. The US really loves the Mullahs, and the Mullahs love the American pigs. And that’s why the Mullahs are helping the US sanctions”. As the wise Iranians say: “They talk about death, because they want to ask you to accept fever! It’s an Iranian proverb, and it’s what the West, the Mullahs, and the Iranian traitors do in these days. They torture people with sanction farce and artificial crises, they support terrorists and monarchists that more than 99% of Iranians hate them, and they intimidate people or talk about war, because they want to set the stage for an important event in 2013: The Mullahs want to make a good deal with the US”. It’s not a bad analysis, and many Iranians are aware of it. They say: “The Iranian traitors [in BBC, VOA, RoozOnline, etc and MEK and Pahlavists] just help the Mullahs and the West. [Many of them are idiots, and will be victim. But their charlatans that get good money from the bad guys] try to intimidate Iranians into accepting the Mullahs and a deal between the Mullahs and the US. The Zionists are part of the plot, and should play the role of bogeyman, as Rajavists (MEK) and Pahlavists play the role of bogeyman”. We would write about this issue later, but it’s so obvious that Iranians inside Iran are not blind, and don’t give a shit about the West and its puppets. Now, many Iranians talk about the clear signs of “Zang-e Zargari” (Sham Fight). The Jewish Hitler’s farce is just one of many signs. As the wise Iranians say: “The Jewish Hitler just kissed Obama’s ass. And Obama, that loves the Mullahs, will win the 2012 election. And if you take a look at the Mullah media, you can see that the Mullahs have started to write about ‘negotiation and relation with the US after 33 years! It’s just a complement to Ranfanjani’s farce and Ban Ki-moon and Jeffery Feltman’s farce”. It’s good that many Iranians are not blind. The Iranian people and their awareness can change many things. In these days, even Western analysts say: “Iran is not an Arab state or a West-made state, clumsy collections of tribes and ethnicities cobbled together by Europeans a century ago. Iran is an ancient country [, older than all European countries]. It has the best-educated population in [Asia]; and that population is extremely proud of the countrys heritage while also are generally pro-American. Iranians hate the former colonial powers and their machinations. Iran represents the greatest mismatch between a people and a government of any country in the world“. Yah, but this great mismatch has been created by the West. As the wise Iranians say: “The Mullahs are puppets of the West. Iranians hate the Mullahs and other pigs, while the US love these pigs. The American pigs love Mullahs, terrorists (MEK), and monarchists (Pahlavists). Yes, Iranians were pro-American, but now, the American pigs and their betrayals have changed many things in Iran. When the American pigs support a small terrorist group (MEK), Iranians only can hate the US. When the American pigs support a small anti-democracy group (Monarchists), Iranians only can hate the US. And when the American pigs support the Mullahs, the Islamists, and [the Iranian baboons], but try to torture the Iranian people with the sanction farce, Iranians only can hate the US. The American Hitler aided Mullahs in suppressing Iranians, and still sows the seeds of hate”. We should write more about these days and its shitty news. As the wise Iranians say: “In these days, you can see how the West reveals its true face, how the Western media censor the news and the comments, and how the American pigs prove that the US is the bad guy. The people protests in Spain and Greece, or the US election farce, can show that most Westerners are angry, but unfortunately, they know nothing about the real problems and the real solutions. Most Westerners are victims of the bad guys, and hate them. But the bad guys and their mercenaries still can fool and control the people”. I hope the wise guys don’t remain silent, and think more about the real problems and the real solutions.


New Monkey Species found in USA, UK, & West !

September 22, 2012

“A new monkey species found in Congo, Africa”, the media reported recently. In these days, many Iranians are angry but many non-Iranians don’t know why Iranians are angry! Maybe the monkey world can show them why Iranians should be angry. “The new monkey in Africa, called ‘Lesula’, found in remote forests. Lesula has a weird face and a mane of long blond hairs, and is described by the researchers as shy and quiet. It lives on the ground and in trees. Its diet is mostly fruit and vegetation”, the media reported. Lesula has encouraged some satirists to write about the monkeys in the West. As they say: “Lesula is more intelligent and more human than Obama, Cameron, and other Western monkeys. As you know, you can find many monkeys in the US and Europe, that some of them are new monkeys and some are old monkeys”. In these days, many things are ridiculous and tragicomic. We should write more about them later, but as some Iranians say: “these ridiculous things prove that today’s world is really the monkey world, not the human world”. So, Let’s take a look at this monkey world, its main news, and what Iranians say about it. The angry, witty Iranians say: “In the past 3 years, several new monkey species have been discovered in the West. The main new monkey species in USA is ‘the Stupid Monkey’. He loves the Islamists and the terrorists. In 2009, he helped the Mullahs and Islamists in Iran, and aided them in killing and suppressing the ordinary Iranians, ie the majority of Iranians that hated the Mullahs and Islamists. And in 2011, he helped the Islamists in Egypt, and revealed many secrets. The Stupid Monkey loves eating shit, sucking blood, and sowing the seeds of hate. Before the year 2009, the majority of Iranians that are young, modern and anti-Islamists, loved the US. But now, they are changing their views about the US, and many of them hate the US. In fact, the Stupid Monkey has succeeded in sowing the seeds of hate in the Iranians’ hearts “. They also add: “The American monkeys love blood, shit, Islamists, Mullahs, Zionists, terrorists, fanatics, etc. They eat shit and suck blood, and hate peace, freedom, democracy, humanity, anti-Islamists, modern people, etc”. Unfortunately, it’s hard to say it’s wrong. In the recent days, the media reported: “USA and Obama administration want to [officially declare that they] remove [a notorious terrorist group, MEK,] from the list of Foreign Terrorist Organizations, which includes al Qaeda and Hezbollah. [Most Iranians, ie more than 99.99% of Iranians, hate MEK]”. And some Western media and Western monkeys said: ‘Why arent the Iranians scared? They should be surrendering all of their nuclear weapons stuff and begging us for mercy [!!!!] Why are they still strong? [!]“. And some media reported: ‘NBC News, along with a leading US newspaper (USA Today), insist that the Egyptian Islamists should be grateful to the US for having freed them [!!] The Americans say it was the US that freed the Egyptian Islamists from tyranny, when the US turned its back on its old friend Hosni Mubarak [!]‘. And some wise Iranians said: “Yah, the American monkeys love terrorists, Islamists, and anti-democracy forces. In fact, the American monkeys and the US are the main enemy of the freedom and democracy in Iran and the world, and if Iranians want to have freedom and democracy in Iran, they should fuck or nuke USA first ! The US is the number one enemy of the human values, humanity, and the human world”. The wise, angry Iranians also add: “The old monkeys and the new monkeys in the US and the West have a low IQ, and that’s why they stupidly reveal the secrets of the 2011 Arab shits and the 2009 Mullah coup. The animals are really more intelligent and more human than those Western monkeys that call themselves politician, intellect, journalist, etc”. In these days, even some Westerners write about Lesula and the Western monkeys; they say: “Are you sure this is a new species of monkey? Looks like Queen to me … Lesula looks like [the English Queen] … Lesula has a nicer expression than [our leaders] … Lesula looks like Cameron … Lesula’s eyes are more intelligent than David Cameron’s … Lesula’s face is more human than Cameron’s … Reminds me of Obama and Cameron”. And the wise, angry Iranians add: “The Western monkeys can show us many things about the West. The American monkeys and European monkeys just love eating extra shit. They often eat shit and die, but they can’t stop eating shit. They have a small brain, and a low IQ. They clearly confess: ‘Iranians dont take our threats seriously. Iranians [don’t give a shit about us, that are culturally and historically inferior to them]. They have a huge stockpile of missiles to use against us [!]’. These monkeys love barking, farting, and eating shit”. They also add: “God Bless Lesula, and other monkeys in Africa. Lesula is more intelligent and more human than the Western monkeys. And compared to the Zionists, Lesula is Einstein”.

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Lesula (above picture) is really more intelligent and more human than Obama, Cameron, Harper, and other Western monkeys. As the wise, angry Iranians say: “The empty gestures of the freedom and democracy in the UK and Europe are really funny. They laugh at the Muslim fanatics, while they, themselves, are as savage and stupid as the Arabs. Recently, some [wise] Britons wrote about ‘The UK’s Communications Data Bill” known as “the Spying Bill”, that is an Orwellian law and can create an Orwellian nightmare in the UK. But many know nothing about ‘The UK’s war on internet freedom‘ and ‘the lack of freedom in the UK’. The British monkeys that are the main supporter and creator of the Mullahs and the Iranian [baboons], try to create the same shithole in the UK”. It’s hard to say it’s wrong. Recently, the British media reported: ‘The draft Communications Data Bill will give police and intelligence services the power to access all your email data and internet connections. If this bill becomes law, we will never learn how this vast expansion of collection and retention of our data actually affects our lives and distorts the nature of our democratic society [!] Of course everyone accepts that the police and intelligence services need to be able to probe the internet [!!!]”. Can you believe it ?! As the wise Iranians say: “The British monkeys are those old monkeys that waged war on the freedom, democracy, and progress in other countries, and pretended that their own country is a democracy, but now, you can see that they just have an Orwellian system. In fact, those monkeys that exploit other countries and betray other nations, fuck and betray their own country as well”. It’s hard to say it’s wrong. In these days, the wise Britons say: “The Spying bill and such mass data collection, filtering and monitoring in the UK is like or worse than what Orwell said in ‘1984’”. It’s really true. As the wise, angry Iranians say: “The British monkeys are Orwellian monkeys, like their counterparts in Canada and USA. For them, democracy = tyranny, freedom = censorship, media = corruption, protest = kissing ass, immigration = recruiting mercenary, politics = lie and hypocrisy, human life = animal life, modern values = the law of the jungle, support =betrayal, hate = love, etc. It’s quite natural that these Western monkeys love the Jewish monkeys, ie the primitive and savage monkeys. Recently, the Jewish media and the Zionist faggots said: ‘Just imagine that tomorrow, the beautiful and ancient city of Isfahan, may vanish, with just one bomb [!!!!]‘. Even the Nazi monkeys didn’t say such thing, but now the Jewish faggots that are little spoiled rats, threaten Iran with nuclear bombs, but the West and the UN, and other monkeys have closed their dirty eyes and their dirty mouths”. We should write more about the Jewish Nazi, their nuclear threats, and the world’s silence, but as the wise, angry Iranians say: “The Zionist monkeys are little savage monkeys that live like parasites. The Zionists are vermin, and if the Western monkeys don’t help them, they will die soon. But the Zionist vermin, aka the Jewish Nazi, can show us that today’s world is a stupid jungle that its main law is the law of the jungle, and the Western monkeys and their puppets can’t understand the human language (Zaboon Adamizad)”. The wise, angry Iranians also add: “The American monkeys and the British monkeys love the Zionist parasites, and don’t care about the human values, including the freedom and democracy. The British monkeys love censorship and tyranny. Recently, some people media wrote: ‘The lack of freedom of speech in the UK is demonstrated by sentencing someone for sending a rude email‘. They linked to an article in the Guardian, but just after several days, the Guardian deleted the article ! As the wise Britons say: ‘The UK Is Being Transformed Into A Hellish Big Brother Society’. The British monkeys betray their own people, because they hate humanity and other humans”. The lack of freedom of speech in the UK and the EU is an important issue that we should write more about it later, but as the wise Iranians say: “if you want to know the British monkeys, you should read their press. Recently, the British media said: ‘I-s-r-a-el could send Iran back to Stone Age [!!!] The Jewish state could cripple Iran’s power grid [!!] with electromagnetic pulses ‘. The British monkeys that still love blood, war, barbarism and colonialism, tell such stupid jokes, but the Iranian people just laugh and say: ‘God bless Hitler. God bless the Nazi Germany. The Jewish Nazi and their British- American supporters are worse than Hitler and the German Nazi. They are very stupid, because they just show us that Iran certainly should have nuclear weapons, and certainly should punish the UK, the US, and other pigs'”. The wise Iranians also add: “The story of the UN that is a puppet of USA is so funny. Just look How Zionist Regime’s Nuclear Threats Overlook by the UN and the West‘, and just see the UN Silence toward the Jewish Nazism and the Zionist nuclear threats. Today’s world is really a stupid jungle, and Iran certainly should have nuclear bombs and should stop the Western monkeys. Lesula is really more intelligent and more human than Cameron, Obama, Harper, and other Western monkeys”.

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The wise, angry Iranians also say: “In these days, the Western monkeys and the Iranian monkeys can show us the secrets of the 2009 coup. On September 20, 2012, the Iranian traitors and the Iranian monkeys in Roozonline.com, [the cesspool of the Ashura traitors] that the West support it financially, had a very funny headline: ‘They [should] Nuke Iran [!!]’. Can you believe it ?! The Iranian monkeys that betrayed the Iranian people in 2009, and call themselves ‘Iranian Opposition’, pray for annihilation of Iran !, and help the Zionist vermin. In a stupid interview with Hooshang Hasan Yari, an Iranian-Canadian monkey in Canada, Roozonline repeated the Jewish Nazi’s bullshit. Just read their shameful interview, and see how Hooshang Hasan Yari and Roozonline prove that are they are worthless, anti-Iranian pigs. In fact, they are anti-Iranians, anti-democracy, anti-humanity, and anti-Truth. It’s very funny that Hooshang Hasan Yari and the worthless pigs in Roozonline, that betrayed the 2009 anti-Mullah movement in Iran, now defend the stupid West, the Western sanctions, the Jewish Nazi and their nuclear threats ! These stupid bastards are worthless ass-lickers that just want to intimidate the people, while now no one gives a damn shit about them in Iran. But the world should know these pigs and their Western employers, and should know how these anti-Iran pigs earn money in the name of ‘defending Iran or Iranians’ !! They are really worse than Mullahs. Just read their interview, and see how these anti-Iran pigs, that some of them call themselves ‘Iranian Nationalist’ !, pray for annihilation of Iran. Just read their interview and see why the Iranian expats and their Western employers are worse than pigs, and should be called ‘the stupid, mean, motherfuckers'”. I read their interview, and it’s really shameful. We should write more about Roozonline, Balatarin, Hooshang Hasan Yari, and other Iranian pigs that can show you the secrets of the 2009 coup. But it’s very funny that the anti-Iran and pro-Mullah pigs get their visa or their mercenary money in the name of defending Iran or Iranians ! As the wise, angry Iranians say: “When we try to be silent, and just laugh at the depth of their stupidity and savagery, the Western monkeys, their Zionist puppets, and their Iranian mercenaries try to eat extra shit and make a fun of themselves. They are really brainless, and not only show us the depth of the Western Barbarism, but they just prove that they are sick animals and this shitty world is a stupid jungle”. They also add: “In the recent days, French Foreign Minister, Laurent Fabius, warned that an I-s-r-a-eli strike on Iran would backfire. ‘It allows Iran to cast itself as a victim [!!]’, he said. It’s funny that the French monkeys defend the Jewish Nazi, because according to the French monkeys’ logic, in the 1940s, Hitler and the Nazi Germany were right, and France just tried to cast itself as a victim ! “. The Western monkeys are really brainless. They don’t know that their bullshit can change many things in Iran. Now, even the wise Iranians are angry and say: “The British monkeys and the Jewish Nazi clearly say: ‘I-s-r-a-el could send Iran back to Stone Age [!!]’ or ‘Just imagine that tomorrow, the beautiful and ancient city of Isfahan, may vanish, with just one bomb [!!!!]’ And the Jewish Mullah clearly say: ‘God, wipe Iranians out, kill them. Destroy Iran and Iranians God, obliterate them from the face of the earth’. But it just shows that the West and the Zionists are not human, but are sick animals who just love blood, war, and genocide, and only can understand the animal language”. And many ordinary Iranians that are anti-Mullahs, clearly say: “We should speak to them with their own language: ‘If the Jewish Nazi wage offensive war on Iran, Iran and Iranians don’t send Israel back to Stone Age, but Iran and Iranians wipe the tiny Jewish state off the map and obliterate all Jewish terrorists from the face of the earth. It’s their own language, and they only can understand this language. We should fuck them and destroy them, and only in this way they stop hurting other people”. And the wise, angry Iranians say: “Those Jewish Nazi and Jewish monkeys that threat Iran with nuclear bombs and tell barbaric jokes, are puppets of the UK and the US, and love ‘genocide’ and ‘wipe off the map’. But they just show us that Iran certainly should have nuclear weapons and even weapons that are more powerful than nuclear weapons. The tiny Jewish state is a small shithole that may vanish with just one bomb. But this tiny shithole is not important. Iran should be able to fuck USA with just one bomb. The whole USA should vanish with just one bomb ! Iran should have such weapons, and should punish those pigs who created and supported [the Iranian 9/11 (the 2009 coup)] and imposed the 2012 sanctions. The Western monkeys and their Zionist puppets can only understand their own language. Their world is the animal world and its main law is ‘the law of the jungle’, so, we should treat them like sick animals”. It’s so obvious why Iranians should be angry.

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“Why the stupid monkey (Obama) and other Western monkeys try to show us their true colors?”, many Iranians ask. It’s a good question. As the wise Iranians say: “Politicians in the US and Europe are less honorable than Prostitutes. They are stupid, and don’t care about their honor, or even a face-saving formula. They just care about money and power. Apparently, they want to make a good deal with the Mullahs. It’s their plan A. And their plan B is like their plan A. And if we ignore their plan C, D, or E, we can say that their plan F is ‘using the terrorists (MEK) and the Monarchists (Pahlavists)’, that more than 99% of Iranians hate them, as Alternative ! They don’t care about their true face, because their IQ is less than pigs’ IQ. They still believe that their plan A or plan B will work, that means, in 2013, after the US election, all the current barks and farts would convert into a love story between the US and the Mullahs. But both sides are worried about a main obstacle: the Iranian people and their awareness”. In fact, the wise Iranians talk about “Jang-e Zargari” (Sham Fight), because they can see the clear signs of the Sham Fight in the past 3 years, and also in the recent days. For instance, they say: “In August and September 2012, Obama sent his Jewish aide !, the top US Diplomat Jeffrey Feltman, to meet with Khamenei in Iran. Feltman is the first senior American officials to meet with the Mullah leader, Khamenei, openly and publicly”. And as the people media report: “Jeffrey Feltman is a Jew and a Zionist, and he was very happy to see his Jewish-Zionist brothers, specially AhmadiNejad, in Tehran! Feltman is a Jew that loves the Zionists, the CIA, and also the Mullahs and the Hezbollah. Jeffrey Feltman is a Zionist Jew. Seeing Feltman sitting between Ki-Moon and a Mullah facing the Mullah leader, Khameini, is very funny. Jeffrey Feltman can show you many things about the secret relations between USA, the Zionists, and the Mullahs”. And some wise Iranians add: “AhmadiNejad is a Jew, Jeffrey Feltman is a Jew, Noam Chomsky is a Jew, and you are still stupid and blind, and can’t see the truth ?!“. We should write more about this issue later, but the clear signs of “Jang-e Zargari” (Sham Fight) are really undeniable. Even some Americans can see these signs and say: “The Mullah regime kills their own citizens, but Obama loves them and supports them. Obama’s envoy tacitly approve this with his presence“. The story of the current barks and farts, and the clear signs of “Jang-e Zargari” (Sham Fight) is not paradoxical. As the wise Iranians say: “Those who know the dirty world of politics, that is like the animal world, know that the Mullahs and the West don’t have any serious problem with each other. Both sides just want to win more concessions, and the freedom and democracy and the human values are meaningless for both sides. When Ban Ki-moon that is a stupid puppet of USA, said: ‘It is especially important for the voices of Iran’s people to be heard during next year’s presidential election [!!!]‘, it’s so obvious that those who created and/or supported the 2009 coup (the Iranian 9/11) are one team and work for one goal”. We should write more about the story of Ban Ki-moon and Jeffrey Feltman. But now, some wise Iranians say:” Ban Ki-moon, aka Chiz To-koon (thing in his ass), is a puppet of USA, and what he said in Tehran, in front of a group of Basiji thugs, is the US policy”. Many think that the Zionists are an important factor, but as the wise Iranians say: “The Zionists are less than nothing. The only important factor is the Iranian people and their awareness. Just about 14 million Jews live in the whole world, and less than 1 or 2 millions of them are Zionist. The Zionists are not important, and the Christian fanatics just use them as a tool for accelerating the Armageddon and the end of the time ! And the first victim of any Armageddon and any world war, will be the Jews. The Christian fanatics hate the Jews so much, because they think that the Jews killed Jesus. They just fool and use the Jews”. In these days, the story of USA and the Jewish state is funny. Recently, Reuters and other Western media reported: “Obama Avoids Netanyahu Meeting. Obama doesn’t meet Netanyahu during a U.S. visit later this month. The White House had refused Netanyahu’s request to meet Obama when the Israeli leader visits the US to attend the U.N. General Assembly. [Obama and Netanyahu badly hate each other]”. We would write more about this issue later, but as the wise Iranians say: “it can show that the Zionists are not an important factor. They are just stupid, and bark and fart a lot. Some Jewish Nazi that are angry, say: ‘US should beg I-s-r-a-e-l to bomb Iran [!!]‘. Their IQ is really less than monkey’s IQ. The Western monkeys, their puppets, their war threats, and their nuclear threats, clearly show that they still live in the Stone Age”. But if the good guys and the wise guys remain silent, those monkeys that have a low IQ, and love blood, hatred, war, and barbarism, would destroy the whole world.


London Olympics and The Horny West

August 10, 2012

Olympic female beach volleyball players would be allowed to wear more clothes [!!]“, the British media reported before the Olympic games. And it’s one of the tragicomic stories of the London 2012 Olympics. It’s part of an old story: “Women and S-e-x Slaves”. The British media added: “female beach volleyball players will have the option to wear less revealing outfits [!!]”, that just means: “they were forced to wear a revealing bikini”. It’s really shameful, and can show you many things about today’s world and today’s West. Some western media clearly say that their people love watching “semi-naked women playing volleyball”, and the witty Iranians call the West “Gharb-e Hashari” (the horny West), but if you think about this issue more, it can show you many things. In the recent years, many have protested against the women’s beach volleyball. The wise guys, including the wise Westerners, clearly say: “It’s just s-e-x, not sport. It’s part of the s-e-x industry”. But the main question is: “Why many Americans and Europeans feel ashamed of the s-e-x industry, and try to enjoy s-e-x in the name of sports, the Olympic games, etc? Why they try to hide themselves and their desires behind sports and other things? Why they are such hypocrites? ” In fact, the main question is about the Horny West and their ridiculous hypocrisy.

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“This female suit is pretty ridiculously skimpy”, Americans say. But “to Wear cloth or not to wear cloth” is not important; Hypocrisy and “Khod ro beh Khariat Zadan” (that means ‘pretend that you are a donkey; pretend that you can’t understand the main issue’) is the main problem. “Beach volleyball belongs to the hot and sultry areas, and the weather determines what they should wear. But in the cold weather of London, they treat the female players like s-e-x slaves, who should make their masters happy. The Brazilian and Spanish girls must have been freezing in London, specially as the rain poured down”, some say. But the idiots can’t understand the main issue, and say: “They enjoy wearing the revealing bikini, because it makes their sport s-e-xy [!]”. And the wise guys reply: “You (not them) enjoy it, idiots. Women are clearly s-e-x objects first, athletes second”. And the wise Iranians add: “The ancient Europeans were stupid and hypocrite, too. They pretended that the Gladiatorial combats are sports!” In fact, the main point is not about s-e-x or ‘wearing a revealing bikini’, but is about ‘Hypocrisy’. You can have s-e-x industry or s-e-xy events, but not in the name of sports, the Olympic games, and other things. You can create the s-e-x Olympics, and many would like it. But it’s so obvious that you can’t call a slave, s-e-x object, s-e-x worker, porn start, or s-e-x slave “athlete”, as you can’t call s-e-x “sports”.

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Some ask good questions: “Why many female athletes don’t dress like the male athletes? Why they are almost naked? Most of men just love seeing their hot bodies and their tits and ass. And it’s s-e-x, not sport”. But unfortunately, many are hypocrite, and don’t want to admit that they just care about s-e-x or ‘tits and ass’, not sports or other things. Many people, specially many Americans and Europeans, watch the Olympics games only because of the women and s-e-x. And the story of the women’s beach volleyball is so stupid. Some Americans say: “You can see a trend in beach volleyball photos. They focus on womens asses. They see women as ‘tits and ass’, not as human or athlete”. It clearly shows that the Western Hypocrisy, that Iranians are one of its main victims, is not just a political issue. The wise Iranians say: “If it was sport, the women in beach volleyball, gymnastics, athletics, etc would dress like the male athletes. But the West is horny, stupid, and hypocrite. They are still obsessed with s-e-x. They act like a horny teenager, but they and their mercenaries call other people and other nations, not themselves, ‘horny’, ‘stupid’, or ‘s-e-x addict’, and we all should ask why they are such hypocrites? why they tell big lies and try to hide the truth?”

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Some Americans say: “many gymnastics and volleyball images are erotic images, not sports images”. In fact, as the wise guys say: “the West and their mass media are hypocrite and stupid, and prefer to hide their real emotions, their real intentions, and their low level needs behind other things. They use sports and other things as an excuse for enjoying ’embarrassing stuff’ and hiding the truth”. Some Americans say: “Would men care about it if all these women in gymnastics and volleyball [were dressing like men, and] weren’t wearing tight, revealing clothing? They just love to see women only as tits and ass”. And the wise Iranians ask: “ Who cares if they wear nothing, but why they don’t play naked, and instead, play ‘almost’ naked ?!” It’s a good question. In fact, if they wear nothing and play naked, it would be more acceptable, more understandable and more reasonable, but why they play ‘almost’ n-a-k-ed? Some reply: “because they are hypocrite. In fact, their men are hypocrite and their women are stupid. If they play n-a-k-ed, they can’t call it sport. Most of people would see it as part of the s-e-x industry, that they feel ashamed of it. So, they play almost n-a-k-ed, and fool themselves, and think they can fool others by their stupid gestures. They are charlatans, and it’s part of the Western Hypocrisy”. And some ask: “Why they feel ashamed of the s-e-x industry and try to hide the truth? Why they are not honest with themselves? Why they are like Mullahs, and behave like Mullahs and other idiots?”

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Some Americans say: “Their Olympics is not about sports, it’s about s-e-x. In the early 90’s, they added beach volleyball to the Olympics to increase sagging viewer ratings”. And some Americans add: “most of men who watch volleyball or gymnastics only want to see girls in bikinis. Other than that everyone wants to see the U.S kick every other country’s ass !“. It’s really shameful. The Olympic games can show us the funny relations between eroticism, fanaticism, and chauvinism. As funny guys say: “Those who want to cheer for their country, often watch the Olympic games and other things because of the tits and ass, and often say that they are religious people and God loves them and their leaders”. In fact, the idiot nations and the Sheeple suffer from a serious disease: their brain is in their ass. This disease has created many serious problems, and the bad guys know it well, and make use of it well. The OWS, the Canadian Farce, the UK riots, the Spanish protests, and many other shameful things in the West – even the Western betrayals and the Western sanctions that hurt the Iranian people – are results of this disease. When your brain is in your ass, and when you are horny or s-e-x addict, you live like sheep and just help the bad guys, who want to control and exploit the people and try to destroy our lives and our world more and more.

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The Olympics games is about faith and pride in your country [!!]“, the stupid Americans say. The stupid Americans can show us how eroticism can create fanaticism, chauvinism, fascism, and other horrible problems. In fact, when your brain is in your ass, you can’t see the obvious things, and you live like sheep, and it just help the bad guys and make them happy. The stupid Westerners say: “There is no higher honor than winning a gold at the Olympics [!] … When my country gets a medal I feel kinda proud to be a member of that country [!]”. This level of stupidity and chauvinism in the US and the West is really horrible. They talk about the global village, the Olympics goals, and the human community, while they are racist, chauvinist, and utilitarian. It’s beyond hypocrisy. And that’s why the world is still full of hatred, discrimination, injustice, war, etc. Some say: “The Horny West is charlatan and stupid. Their Olympics games is still like their Gladiatorial combats, as their values are still like the tribal values and the Stone Age’s values. They just care about the animal needs and the animal life. They just play with words and change ‘names’, and think hypocrisy can hide their true face and their horrible problems“. The Iranian people are the main victim of the Western Hypocrisy, but the Western Hypocrisy is a serious disease that doesn’t allow all of us to have a better world.


UK Jokes: from London Olympics to London Riots

August 8, 2012

The Olympic games should unite humans and human community, but the London Olympics is full of corruption, fraud, racist and nationalist comments, mismanagement, and other stupid things. As some Iranians say: “The British bastards (the bad Britons) and the West just care about ‘medal count’, ‘national pride’, and other political or chauvinistic issues. And many make use of fraud, bribery, and other dirty tricks, and want to gain more medals at any price. The London Olympics is a stupid joke”. But it’s funny to know that the shameless British media say: ‘For Iran, the Olympic Games involves Persian pride (and politics) [!!]’. The British bastards love distorting the truth. For Iranians, the London Olympics is a dirty Olympics. As the people media report: “The story of an Iranian boxer, Ali Mazaheri, that became a victim of the British bastards, the Boxing Mafia and a stupid German referee, or the story of an Iranian wrestler, Saeed Abdvali, that became a victim of the British bastards, the Wrestling Mafia and the French faggots, just remind Iranians of the systematic injustice and bullying in today’s world. When Mazaheri said: ‘It was a fix. It was a set up; Ive never seen anything like it in my life. They don’t want to see our success’, it could remind you of the 2009 coup and when most of Iranians said the same thing, and saw the true face of the stupid West [, the stupid Lefts, ] and their puppets”. Of course, some Britons talk about “Stupid London Olympics” or “stupid, smelly, hateful Olympics in London”, too. But the angry Iranians say: “The London 2012 Olympics is a dirty, stupid, political Olympics. When eight badminton players tried to deliberately lose group stage matches, and when that Swiss player and those stupid Britons and other idiots made racist comments about other nations, or when those German bastards in that German TV made a racist comment about Iran and that Iranian ping pong player, or when we saw how the British bastards copy the Mullah tactics, and use soldiers and students to fill the empty seats, or when we saw their stupid opening ceremony, we understood that the London 2012 Olympics is one the stupidest Olympics of all times”. The London Olympics has a stupid logo, but some Britons have made a cool logo that connects the London Olympics to the London Riots, and I think it’s one of the best logos for the London Olympics.

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“The London 2012 logo is stupid logo, and about GBP 400,000 was wasted on designing it. The first public reaction to the stupid logo was largely negative; more than 80% of votes gave the logo the lowest possible rating”, some say. But the above loge is a good logo and can show us many things, as the UK riots or the London Riots in 2011, could show us many things about the British society and its serious problems. And now, the British media and the British bastards that use the Olympics games as a tool for boosting “national pride”, dirty politics and chauvinism, can show us many things about understand the roots of problems in the UK. The British bastards, i.e. politicians and other bad guys in the UK, have created many serious problems for Iranians, Indians, Africans, and other other nations. Unfortunately, Iranians still are victims of the British bastards or “the British Mullah-Makers”. In the recent days, Khamenei, that many Iranians see him as a British agent, has said: ‘Our dear Basiji [thugs] didn’t had to attack the British embassy [!] It was a mistake’. It’s funny to know that most of the Mullah media censored his words. It’s funny, but not funnier than what the media reported yesterday. “The British banks help the Mullahs (not Iranians). While the Iranian people are victims of the Western sanctions, the Mullahs make use of the British banks and transfer billions of dollars. The HSBC and the StanChart work with the Mullahs and the Mullah Mafia. The Standard Chartered was a ‘rogue institution’ that “schemed’ with the Mullahs. They hid 60,000 secret transactions to earn hundreds of millions of dollars [!] in fees over nearly 10 years. The British banks had exposed the U.S. banking system to terrorists, drug traffickers and corrupt groups, the New York State Department of Financial Services (DFS) said. HSBC currently is under investigation by U.S. law enforcement, too. The StanChart officials say: ‘You (expletive) Americans. Who are you to tell us that we should not make deal with Mullahs [!!]’. It’s a catastrophic reputational damage to the British banks”, the media reported. The secret relations between British bastards, Mullahs, and Iranian baboons is a very important part of Iran’s modern history. As some Iranians say: “The UK and British bastards have had a key role in destroying Persia, supporting Mullahs and Iranian dictators, and keeping Persia backward. And that’s why most of Iranian people hate the British bastards so much. In fact, Iranians are not alone, and many other nations, including Indians, Africans, and the Chinese, hate the UK and the British bastards so much. Who can like charlatans, the brutal colonial powers, or the stupid bastards?”

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Iranians, Indians, and other nations are not the only victims of the British bastards. The ordinary Britons are one of the main victims of the British bastards and their corrupt system. When Britons try to connect the London Olympics to the London Riots in their works, you can see the depth of their anger. And when Britons say: “We feel the police represent a community that doesn’t include me. No one could understand why rioters targeted their local areas, but on that night the shops were owned by the police who had forever targeted us with stop and searches”, you can understand them. Many Britons feel their government doesn’t represent them. Many Britons hate Cameron, Tories, the stupid Queen, and other British bastards. The 2011 English riots was just the tip of the iceberg. When the BBC, the Telegraph, the Guardian, the Financial Times, and other British media tell big lies about Iran and the Iranian people, or make love with the Mullahs and the Iranian baboons, it’s so obvious that they betray the ordinary Britons, too. But unfortunately, the British media still can brainwash many Britons. As we said before (check Archive), during the UK riots, the British media used “Divide and Rule” tactics, and tried to fool people and hide the roots of problems. Unfortunately, the UK riots was a stupid and blind riot, and showed that today’s Iranians are wiser and more modern than their British counterparts, but we should not forget how the British bastards and the British media tried to control people and hide the truth at that time. And it’s like what the American media try to do about the American terrorist. After more than two weeks, the American media and the American officials still try to hide the truth about Holmes, the American terrorist. Apparently, the American terrorist is like the Norwegian terrorist, and has a manifesto that the US officials try to hide it. As the media reported: ‘Officials have received a notebook from Holmes on Monday after massacre. The notebook detailed Holmes’ plans to kill people. But neither officials with the university nor law enforcement would discuss the contents of his package, citing a judge’s order banning people from discussing it [!!]“. This level of censorship and hiding the truth in the US and the UK is really horrible. The US tries to hide the American terrorist and his motives, as the UK tried to hide the roots of the UK riots, but the real tragedy is that the Sheeple (sheep people) in the US and the UK don’t protest against this level of tyranny and censorship. The Western Sheeple just follow their media and their pseudo intellectuals like sheep, and it’s a very big tragedy.

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What you see in the London 2012 Olympics, from the horrible mismanagement and the widespread corruption to the racist and chauvinistic comments, are tragic jokes. The 2011 London riots and what the British system and their corrupt media did in 2011, were tragic jokes, too. But the stupid Iranian expats, i.e. the Iranian baboons that get money and betray the truth, pretend ignorance about the horrible problems in Britain. They said nothing about the 2011 UK riots, and didn’t compare it with the 2009 Iranian uprisings, because it just proved that many Britons are stupider than many Iranians. When Britons, Americans, Europeans, and other nations talk about ‘national pride’ and care about their country’s medals in the Olympics games, or the image of their country, the Iranian baboons say: ‘Oh, it’s natural. They are proud of their country. They are happy, and they deserve it’. But when the Iranian people express the same emotions, the Iranian baboons say: ‘Iranians are nationalist. But those who are proud of their country, and care about Olympic medals and national pride are very stupid. Iranians are very stupid !’ These ridiculous double standards can show you many things about the Iranian expats, specially the Iranian baboons and those who sell themselves for visa or money. If nationalism, tribalism, chauvinism, etc is bad, it’s bad for all people and all countries, not just for Iranians, who are less nationalist than Americans and Europeans. Recently, the stupid Mormon, Romney, that tries to become the US president, has said: “We place our hand over our heart during the playing of the national anthem. No other people on Earth do that [!]”. Romney has also added: “There was a time, when each of us could walk a little taller and stand a little straighter [!]. We had a gift that no one else in the world shared [!] We were Americans [!!]. That meant something different to each of us but it meant something special to all of us [!]. We knew it without question [!!]. And so did the world [!!]. Those days are coming back. That’s our destiny [!!!]”. This level of chauvinism in the US and Europe is really embarrassing, and just reminds you of Nazism, Fascism, Chauvinism, racism, genocide, and many other horrible problems in the West. But the Iranian baboons are blind and can’t see how “the US and the West are turning a neo-fascist B-movie into reality“. Of course, many people can take a look at the US presidential campaigns, the London 2012 Olympics, or the Western protests in the past three years, and can see why today’s Iranians are at least as modern as their Western counterparts.

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Almost all British media care about the London 2012 Olympics a lot. Of course, they just care about “the host nation and ‘the big sporting countries’ [!]”. And it can remind you of the British football hooligans, who are worse than the fascists. “ The Olympic games should unite all humans, but for Britain, the Olympic Games is equal to British pride and dirty politics “, the wise guys say. When you watch the Olympic games, you can see all humans are like each others. You can see all humans have family, friends, emotions and human feelings, or they want to win or want to have fun, or they have a special talent and want to express it. The Olympic games can reminds us that all men and women, independent of their nationality, are humans. Many of normal people like or admire one person or one team during a match, and just want to have fun, and it’s quite natural. But those who admire one person or one team only because of a special race or nationality, and don’t give a shit about other humans, are great idiots who can create great disasters. Unfortunately, the London 2012 Olympics can show us that the number of these great idiots in Britain, the West, and all around the world is not small. Of course, the good news is that their number is not so large, and it can be a victory. Many Britons are not stupid, and talk about the Stupid Olympics; some of them say: “Stupid Olympics with its rooftops missiles, and total disregard for the fact that ordinary people with ordinary jobs and ordinary lives are humans. They spent about GBP 14 billion, but it has not changed our lives in London”. Of course, many Britons say: “We are so proud to have the Olympics in the UK. Well done Team GB”, and the number of those Britons who say: “lets forget GB, and lets care about the whole international community” is small, and it can show many things about today’s Britain. “Other people are nationalists; but we are patriots [!!]”, the stupid Americans and Britons say. And the wise Iranians add: “The chauvinists and the fascists call themselves ‘patriots’, as the Mullahs call themselves ‘Islamist Thinkers’. The American terrorist, Holmes, is a terrorist, but they don’t call him ‘terrorist’, as the Arabs didn’t call Bin Laden ‘terrorist’. And the stupid British Queen, that everybody hates her or doesn’t care about her, sees people as her slaves and pretends that people love her. It’s a disease that some call it ‘Foolishness Disease'”.

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“The mismanagement, the empty seats, the ticket sales, the fraud and corruption, and the high prices are among the defining memories of the London Olympics. The Olympics were for the amateurs and for the people. They still are. The amateurs organize them, the people pay them”, some say. Unfortunately, as the wise guys say: “Corrupt officials killing the Olympics games”. In fact, the bad guys try to control everything, including the Olympics. And “those who just want to be medalists for their country, even by fraud and corruption”, and “those who only care about money and power”, and “those who just care about their own tribe”, are sick people and help the bad guys. But you can find them everywhere, as you can find the idiots everywhere. As the funny Iranians say: “Those who pay GBP 3000 for watching the Olympic games, and those who watch the Olympic Games only because they want to watch the hot women, are idiots; and If stupidity was an offence, they should have been jailed for life!”. It’s funny to know that some Britons published the below photo, and said: “Why I Enjoy Watching the Olympic Games”. It’s a joke; But many stupid people, including stupid Britons, only watch the Olympic Games for such things. The Iranian baboons pretend that only Iranians are stupid, but as the wise Iranian say: “many Westerners just watch the Olympic Games for seeing hot stuff, and ‘Mellat Hashari’ (horny nation) is a good nickname for the UK, the US, Europe, and other nations including Iran”. Many women in the Olympic games dress like beach volleyball players, and the story of the women’s beach volleyball is a funny story. As the people media repot: “Most of Westerners see the women’s beach volleyball as an erotic thing, not a sport. [And it’s funny to know that] the British media reported: ‘The 2012 Olympics will be replacing the women’s beach volleyball bikinis with uniforms that are less revealing [!]’. But it was a stupid gesture, because their people just watch the women’s beach volleyball for seeing those revealing bikinis”. We should write more about this issue later, but it’s so obvious that sport is one thing, and eroticism is another thing. As the wise Iranians say: “You can make a porno film, but you can’t call it art, sport, or other things that have their own definition. Those who try to hide their s-e-x-u-al desires and try to deceive themselves and others by stupid gestures are sick people. In fact, if you want to watch hot women and erotic things, you should see erotic films, not the the Olympic Games. But it’s an old dirty British trick that you hide your real emotions or your real intentions by gestures of morality, modernity, or humanity”.

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The story of sport and eroticism can remind you of the human needs, the high level and low level needs, and also of the British upstarts and their stupid gestures. In the 18th and 19th century, the British bastards that were stupid upstarts, called themselves “Gentlemen” or “Noblemen”, while they were brutal slaveholders, and while they killed and tortured other people, exploited other nations, and sucked people blood. The wise Britons hated these stupid upstarts, but they were in the minority. Unfortunately, those stupid upstarts still manage the political scene and the mass media in the UK. The British bastards, i.e. politicians and other bad guys in the UK, are among the greatest bastards in the world, and that’s why many nations, including Iranians and Indians, hate the UK and the British bastards so much. As the wise Iranians say: “In the past 300 years, the British bastards and their mercenaries tried to pretend that non-Britons or non-Europeans are stupid and backward. But now, when you take a look at the London riots or the London Olympics, you can see who is really stupid and backward. And when you compare the 2008 Olympics in China with the 2012 Olympics in Britain, you can understand why the UK has become a small hateful country, and why the British bastards confess: ‘Without the EU, we’re just Little England to China and India and other nations’. The British bastards are the most utilitarian people in the world. They think they are master at telling big lies and fooling people, but they have a low IQ. They live like animals, and with the logic of animals, and pretend that Charlatanism is Modernism. For thousands years the British bastards ate each others in a small remote island, and knew nothing about the human civilization, and maybe that’s why they think exploiting other people, Colonialism, killing millions of innocent people, or supporting brutal dictators is what you can be proud of it in the opening ceremony of Olympics”. If you read history, you can understand why many people hate the UK and the British bastards. The ordinary Britons are victims of the British bastards, and I hope all people, including the wise Britons, can see the true face of the British bastards, who are one of the main supporters of Mullahs, Iranian baboons, and other evil forces.


Lady Gaga and Modern Sheep

July 11, 2012

This shitty world is really unbearable, but not merely because of politicians and the dirty world of politics. If you want to know this shitty world and its main problems better, you should know the Sheeple (sheep people) and the modern sheep. And if you want to know the Sheeple and the modern sheep better, you should know the fashion world and the celeb world, specially in the US. And the most famous American celebrity, Stefani Germanotta (born 1986), better known by her stage name Lady Gaga, can show you many things about today’s USA, its fashion world, and its Sheeple. As some say: “Lady Gaga was an ordinary girl that became famous and millionaire in 2008, at the age of 22. The American media cared about her a lot, and now she has become the symbol of American beauty and American utopia. As the media reports she has sold an estimated 23 million albums and 64 million singles worldwide, making herself one of the best-selling music artists of all time. Maybe, she could be a good singer, but the stupidity of the fashion world and the celeb world has converted her into the symbol of stupidity and the worst celebs of all time. Lady Gaga before she was famous and blonde [!], was an ordinary girl that could focus on her talents. Even a stupid advisor could tell her that she is not very photogenic and she should avoid making a fool of herself by lots of makeup and other stupid gestures. But in the fashion world, only the sick advisors can make you a hero, and then those who follow fashion like sheep (i.e. the modern sheep), care about you because it’s in fashion. It’s really tragic that the media still can manipulate the people who live like sheep (i.e. the Sheeple)”. Lady Gaga can show us many things about today’s world, today’s USA and the serious problems.

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“Lady Gaga was a rich girl from New York; she had everything, except talent”, some say. But I think Stefani (Gaga) was not a great idiot like Reza Pahlavi, who has no talent and still gets money from his mummy at age 50+. Reza Pahlavi is a Heyfe Noon , but Stefani is not. (‘Heyfe Noon’ or ‘Heyfe Nan’ is a funny Persian term that has no equivalent in English. It literally means ‘Bread [food] was wasted on him’ or ‘He is unworthy to get bread [food]’. The funny Iranians use it when they talk about a very stupid or unworthy person). Sometimes, you forget your own special talents, and instead, you focus on a wrong talent, and it leads to a great disaster. Stefani could focus on her own special talents, and could avoid making a fool of herself. But as some say: “when the fashion world is stupid, and when a little kid has no wise advisor, and when a little kid becomes millionaire and forgets who is s/he, it leads to a great disaster. The violence, doing drugs, and other stupid things made Lady Gaga a celeb. In 2008, she started to dress in little more than a bikini in addition to experimenting with drugs. And after a while, the American media reported: ‘Lady Gaga won the Council of Fashion Designers of America Award for Fashion Icon [!!]’. In the US, many care about the fashion world a lot. Even their pseudo-intellects are part of their stupid fashion world. The media reported that Slavoj Zizek had an affair with Lady Gaga !” It’s really tragicomic. Those who care about the fashion world a lot, are modern sheep, not modern people.

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Some Americans say: “Lady Gaga is ugly. She’s less than average with lots of makeup. That’s why she gotta wear slutty clothes to throw ppl off. She is ugly as hell”. In fact, many Americans don’t like her, and don’t follow their media and their fashion world like sheep, but unfortunately, they are not in the majority. Some say: “Why she should think she is Megan Fox or Elizabeth Taylor? There is no need that everybody looks like Megan Fox or Elizabeth Taylor. You should focus on your own talents. In this way, both you and your audience are more satisfied”. Lady Gaga has said: “A lot of people in America didn’t know who I was until [I became an idiot like what you can see today]”. It’s really tragic. It can remind you of Martin Scorsese’s “The King of Comedy (1983) “, and how an idiot or a criminal can become a hero in the US, and how the media and the fashion world can play with naive people. In fact, Lady Gaga is a victim of the stupid fashion world and the stupid media world in the US. Some angry Americans say: “Here in the US, a disgusting coke whore shits on stage, but it just makes headlines and more publicity. Those people who buy this shit just aid the bad guys in destroying our country”. In fact, if the people don’t live like sheep, then many things will change, and politicians and other bad guys can’t fool and exploit people. The Sheeple and the modern sheep allow politicians, lobbyists, crooks, intellectual mercenaries and other bad guys to destroy a country in the name of human values, including the freedom and democracy.

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The stupid mass media try to pretend that all Americans love Lady Gaga or worship Lady Gaga, but it’s a big lie. Some Americans say: “The makeup makes her uglier. The drug use destroys her. Dozens of tattoos on her body are disgusting. Shes really a gross whore. Gaga turns to the crowd and employs a crude slang word and says: ‘I hope you brought your d-i-c-k-s ?[!]’ Is it really funny? She is sick. She is tacky and tries too hard for attention. We see her as an attention junky”. And some add: “Lady Gaga has become a symbol of foolishness, not modernity. She can show us the American stupidity, and the power of the media in brainwashing the naive Americans. She is just a symbol, and can show us many things that the mass media try to hide them”. Stefani is a victim, but it’s funny to know that some shameless American media pretend that those who hate Lady Gaga and her stupidities, are fanatic and are not modern people ! The wise guys reply: “Those who care about Gaga a lot, are the modern sheep. And the media whores who defend her and her tragicomedy, are animals in human clothing”. Some media and some idiots are really shameless, and clearly say that only those people who care about “Lady Gaga” and her tragicomedy a lot are modern people ! These bastards, that really deserve to be called “The Modern Sheep”, just remind you of a funny Persian term “Ghalat-haye Ziadi” (‘extra shits’ or ‘eating extra shit’) and a funny Persian proverb: “If you respect a dead man a lot, he would shit in his coffin”.

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Some wise guys say: “Violence, masochism, sadomasochism, drug use, tattooed on their body, Oh, aren’t they psycho? Those who care about Lady Gaga, violence, and drug use a lot, are sick people, not modern people. ‘S-e-x and violence’ is the best definition of ‘Animal Life’. The sick media whores that care about violence, sadomasochism, drug use, etc are really animals in human clothing. They are like those uncultured Europeans who loved the Gladiatorial combats. Today’s media whores that care about Gaga a lot, and encourage her to do more stupid things, are like those sick people who forced the poor slaves to kill each others”. The media whores pretend that the majority of Westerners love Gaga and her foolishness, but many Westerners hate her and her stupid gestures. The media reported: ‘Gaga’s performances of that scene on tour in England triggered protests from family groups and fans in the aftermath of a local tragedy, in which a taxi driver had murdered 12 people’, and it’s just one case of public protest against Gaga. There is no doubt that only the sick people, the psycho, and the Sheeple and the modern sheep care about violence, masochism, sadomasochism, and drug use a lot. These sick bastards allow politicians and other bad guys to treat people like sheep. These sick bastards are the worst type of the modern ship.

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Some wise guys say: “Lady Gaga wears revealing clothes, but it’s not important. She’s not ‘Lady Behave Yourself’. OK. But she likes violence, masochism, sadomasochism, drug use, etc. It’s the important issue. She needs mental help. But why shes such an inspiration to young woman across America? It’s the important issue Politicians and their media whores care about sick celebs a lot, because politicians need the Sheeple and the modern sheep. A country that most of its people are among the Sheeple and the modern sheep is a paradise for politicians and the bad guys”. It’s really hard to understand Gaga’s fans. Some of them, that are not so stupid, say: “She is not Madonna. But her music is good. Lady Gaga to us is a musical genius”. It can be understandable. “But do all her fans just care about her music and her musical talents? or do they care about her because it’s in fashion, and because other idiots care about her?”, some ask. They also add: “Unfortunately, many of her fans are sick people. They live like sheep and just follow fashion. They care about her, violence, masochism, sadomasochism, or drug use, only because it’s in fashion. They just follow fashion like sheep. It’s a great tragedy. These fans are the modern sheep”. It’s hard to say it’s wrong. The Sheeple and the modern sheep allow politicians and the bad guys to treat people like slaves. This shitty world can be a better world, only when the number of the Sheeple and the modern sheep decreases significantly.

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Some Americans say: “Lady Gaga is really the big tragedy of the fashion world. When you look at her fans, and how her stupid fans care about her, you feel sorry for America and Americans”. And it’s what many other non-Americans say it, too. It’s really tragic that many people in all around the world live like sheep and follow fashion like sheep. The wise guys say: “In our time, the people who follow fashion like sheep should be called ‘the modern sheep’. They use the modern tools or the modern technology, but it doesn’t mean that they are modern people, mainly because their thoughts and their views belong to the Stone Age. They think and behave like the sheep. They need shepherd, and the fashion world, the media, politicians, and other bad guys play the role of shepherd for them. They love violence, masochism, sadomasochism, drug use, and other stupid things that the media and the stupid shepherd dictate on them. Those who needs mental help are their role models. They are a new version of the classic sheep, including Jewish fanatics, Christian fanatics, Islamists, and other fanatics. They are ‘the modern sheep’. A psycho, a crook, an idiot, or a criminal can become their hero and their shepherd, and it’s really a great disaster”. It’s so obvious only when the number of the Sheeple and the modern sheep decreases, this shitty world can become a better place to live.

It’s our third articles about the celebrities, you can find the first one, that was about Mahnaz Afshar (an Iranian celebrity) here


Politics, Politicians, and Political Jokes

July 3, 2012

“The dirty world of politics is the world of lie, hypocrisy and shortsightedness. Politicians are sick people who only care about power and money. Politicians see people as sheep, and love to play the role of shepherd. Politicians love sheep, and people who live like sheep. Politicians hate the truth, and people who care about the truth and those who ask serious question. Unfortunately, the dirty world of politics is not just a small or limited world. Politicians have polluted the whole world. They decide about our life and our world. Politicians decide where we should live, how we should live, how we should think, or how we should shit. The dirty world of politics is the world of sick people. Politicians live like animals. They love the logic of animals and the law of the jungle. Politicians see the world as a jungle, and humans as animals. Politicians only care about power and animal interests. Politicians call animal interests ‘national interests’ or ‘national security’. They believe we should f-u-ck other people and other nations, because it’s in our national interests. But it’s the law of the jungle, and even the wise animals, that have a social life, know that sometimes they should forget the law of the jungle and they should help each others to have a better life. Politicians and their ‘National interests’ and their ‘National security’ belong to the Stone Age and the Tribalism Age, when humans lived like animals. ‘National interests’ and ‘National security’ are tribal values. They are among the stupid tribal customs. In the modern human life, the modern humans say good bye to the stupid tribal values and tribal customs. The wise humans care about the whole world, the truth, and all people, not just about their own tribe. Only the primitive, backward or medieval societies still live in the Tribalism Age. But Politicians ask all of us to live in the Tribalism Age. And unfortunately, many people, specially many Westerners, still live in the Tribalism Age. The American Chauvinism that they call it American Nationalism or American Patriotism, belongs to the Tribalism Age. European Fascism and Nazism belong to the Tribalism Age, too. In the Tribalism Age, people lived like animals and with the logic of animals. They saw the world as a jungle, and thought the world only has one law: the law of the jungle: ‘Kill others, otherwise, they kill you’. All Politicians still ask us to live in the Tribalism Age. And those who live like sheep, follow their politicians like sheep. And they deserve to be treated like sheep”, the witty guys say. The political humors and good political jokes always tell the truth, but in a satirical way. Let’s take a look at some other political jokes and think more about this shitty world and the dirty world of politics. Unfortunately, we all are victims of the dirty world of politics and the stupid politicians, but unfortunately, this shitty world is still full of stupid people. Only a few people are aware of the important problems and try to do something about them.

Politics and Mathematics

A wise Iranian, an Iranian Baboon, an Islamist Reformist, Masoud Behnoud, Reza Pahlavi, Khomeini, Khamenei, Khatami, the Iranian opposition, Mr. Balatarin, a Basij thug, an Iranian Monarchist, an American, an Briton, an Isreali, and a German apply for job and also for visa, from a western country. The interviewer, that is a veteran politician, asks them only one question, and decides about their job and their visa. The interviewer calls in the wise Iranian and asks “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The wise Iranian replies “4”. The interviewer asks “4, exactly?” The wise Iranian looks at the interviewer incredulously and says “Yes, 4, exactly”. Then the interviewer calls in the Iranian baboon and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Iranian baboon says “I don’t know. I just want visa and money, and I’m ready to eat shit and kiss your ass”. The interviewer calls in the Islamist-Reformist and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Islamist-Reformist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, “What do you want it to equal?”. Then the interviewer calls in Masoud Behnoud and poses the same question, “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Behnoud says “It depends on how much you want to pay my team”. The interviewer calls in Reza Pahlavi and ask the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Reza Pahlavi replies: “4000”. The interviewer asks “4000? Really ?!” Reza Pahlavi gets nervous and says: “I’m not sure. Maybe, it’s 70 million. But we can have a referendum and the people decide about my answer“. The interviewer calls in Khomeini and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Khomeini says: “We and Islam know the answer, but we will have a referendum and the people will decide about the answer”. The interviewer calls in Khamenei and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Khamenei says: “4, but as Queen Elizabeth believes the right answer is 4 billion, your answer is 4 billion”. The interviewer calls in Khatami and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Khatami says: “What Khomeini and Khamenei say is the right answer. They are my masters and people’s masters, and we should accept what they dictate to us. It’s the freedom and democracy”. The interviewer calls in the Iranian opposition and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Iranian opposition says: “As you know, all people, including Mr. Pahlavi, Mr. Hitler, Mr. Khomeini, and Mr. Bin Laden are free to have their own answer. We all are free to fool the people. We all need gestures of democracy. Only God knows the real answer”. The interviewer calls in Mr. Balatarin and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Mr. Balatarin says: “We should respect the freedom and democracy. We think Mr. Pahalvi is right, and the answer is something between 4,000 to 70 million. We, i.e. the CIA, the Mullah Gestapo and me, believe that each person should have his own answer, and we can get money from each person and can allocate an answer to each of them. So, each person can pay us and buy an answer for himself. It’s the freedom and democracy. In fact, the money, the CIA, and the Mullah Gestapo are important things, not the truth or the answer of your question“. The interviewer calls in the Basiji thug and ask the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Basiji pulls out his knife and says: “The answer is what you and my masters say. I will kill and torture anyone who says the answer is anything else”. The interviewer calls in the Iranian Monarchist and ask the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Iranian Monarchist pulls out his gun and says: “The answer is what you and his Majesty, Reza Pahlavi, say. We will have a referendum and the people are forced to vote for his Majesty. Long Life His Majesty”. The interviewer calls in the American and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The American says: “for Americans it’s 4 billions, and for Iranians it’s zero”. The interviewer calls in the Briton and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Briton says: “It’s 4.99987645, but for Iranians it’s 0.123412”. The interviewer calls in the I-s-r-e-ali and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The I-s-r-a-eli says: “This question is a threat for our national security. You are an anti-Semite, and should be erased”. The interviewer calls in the German and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The German says: “It’s 4, but as the US pays us, and for the sake of Mr. Reza Pahlavi, it’s 4,000”.

The interviewer decided about applications, and here is his report about the applicants: The wise Iranian: Rejected (no visa; no job); These people should be censored and silenced. The Iranian baboon: OK; They are useful idiots. The Islamist Reformist: OK; He can be one of us. Masoud Behnoud: OK; He is a good mercenary. Reza Pahlavi: OK; He is a congenital idiot and a useful puppet. Khomeini: OK; he can the leader of our regime in Iran. Khamenei: OK; Queen Elizabeth should decide about his job. Khatami: OK; He is a useful spineless coward. The Iranian opposition: OK. They are stupid whores. Mr. Balatarin: OK; We should write him a check for $1 million. He is a good agent. Basij thug: OK; We should send more weapons to our Basiji brothers for killing Iranians. The Iranian Monarchist: OK; he is like the Basiji thug; Long Life His Majesty! The American: OK; no problem. The Briton: OK; such a high IQ he has. The Isreali: OK; as wise and lovely as usual. The German: OK; a lovely bastard.

Humans and History

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Politics and Cows

A CHRISTIAN FANATIC: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your church, for preparing for Armageddon.
AN AMERICAN SOCIALIST: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your beloved lifelong dictators.
AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbors have none, because you have killed all their cows.
AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbors have none. You just repeat: Everything is fine.
A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both. You are poor. But you still worship the Communist Manifesto.
A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both. Then you kill other people and seize their cows.
AN AMERICAN INTELLECT: You have two cows. You keep one and sell one to support Hugo Chavez and other dictators.
AN AMERICAN CAPITALIST: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and kill all other cows.
AN AMERICAN : You have two cows. Your gov. takes other people’s cows, but you are happy. You are blind. Now, it’s your turn.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You ask your gov. to wage a new war and kill more cows.
A FRENCH WORKER: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want more milk.
A JAPANESE BRAIN: You have two cows. You redesign them, so they produce more milk; but it leads to a nuclear disaster.
A GERMAN MEDIA: You love cows. You kiss Reza Pahlavi’s ass and praise the Monarchy. You become a cow.
A BRITISH Media: You love cows, Mullahs, and politicians. You are master at telling big lies. Cows love you, too.
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You still think about those days that you sucked other nations’ blood and had 2,000 cows.
A RUSSIAN : You had three cows. One of them belonged to Persia, but now you just have Putin and Medvedev as your cows.
A SWISS : You have 5 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A TURK CORPORATION: You have two cows. But for making more profits, you work as the third cows.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You export your milks to other countries.
AN ISRAELI POLITICIAN: You have four cows, but want more. You see other cows and other people as a threat. You are sick.
A MULLAH: You have two cows: a British cow and an Arab cow. You kill Iranians and their cows, with the help of the UK.
A BASIJI THUG: You are a cow. You have a Canadian visa or a British passport. You love being cow. You love blood.
AN IRANIAN MONARCHIST: You are a cow who has a cow. You stole your cow from the Iranian people.
IRANIAN OPPOSITION: You are a cow. You sell your meat and your milk for a visa. You eat shit and kiss ass. You’re a sick cow
AN IRANIAN EXPAT: You are a cow. You live abroad. You love cows and the sheep, and hate humans and Iranians.
AN ARAB POLITICIAN: You are a cow who eat other cows. You love shit, and hate humans and Iranians.
A PAN-ARAB: You are a racist cow. You think Arab cows are better than other cows. You hate humans.
A PAN-TURK: You are a racist cow. You claim that Turk cows are humans, but humans are cows.
AN AMERICAN CHAUVINIST: You think other people are cows. You see humans as cows, while you yourself are a cow.
AN EUROPEAN FASCIST: You just love yourself and your cows. You kill humans and cows. You suffer from mad cow disease.
AN AMERICAN POLITICIAN : You pretend that you love cows and humans, while you suffer from mad cow disease. You aid the Mullahs in killing Iranians. You love war, hatred, threat, sanction, Mullahs, Arabs, and other cows. You hate humanity
OBAMA: You are a stupid monkey, not a cow. What are you doing here ? Go to your own cage.


Political Jokes are Universal Jokes

June 30, 2012

Good jokes, specially political jokes, can be universal jokes. They can make us laugh, and can also force us to think about the serious problems. In these days, that is full of shit, it’s not bad to take a look at several political jokes, and laugh at some of them that are new jokes or good jokes:

A scientist, an accountant, an economist, and a journalist apply for a political job. The interviewer, that is a veteran politician, calls in the scientist and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The scientist replies “4”. The interviewer asks “4, exactly?” The scientist looks at the interviewer incredulously and says “Yes, 4, exactly”. Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question “What do two plus two equal?” The accountant says “On average, four -give or take 20 percent, but on average, four”. The interviewer calls in the economist and ask the same question “What do two plus two equal?” The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, “What do you want it to equal?”. Then the interviewer calls in the journalist and poses the same question, “What do two plus two equal?” The journalist smiles and says, “It depends on how much you want to pay [me]”.

New Types of Computer Viruses:

WESTERN DEMOCRACY VIRUS – Doesn’t do anything, but you can’t get rid of it until next election.
RUSSIA VIRUS – nothing works on your system and your life, but the diagnostic tools says everything is just fine.
ARAB VIRUS – kills you and your computer, by exploding a handmade bomb in your room.
MULLAH VIRUS – crashes both you and your computer, but denies it ever happened.
ISRAEL VIRUS – It claims it feels threatened by you or your PC and then erases you or your PC in ‘self-defense’.
AMERICA VIRUS – Makes sure that it’s bigger than any other file. Recently, it’s just a big, stupid, harmless file.
OBAMA VIRUS – Deletes all files, but keeps smiling and sending messages about how the economy is going to get better.
CAPITALISM VIRUS – Puts your computer to sleep for years. When your computer wakes up, you’re trillion dollars in debt.
MARXISM VIRUS – Also known as the “CHOMSKY Virus.” You can wipe it out, but it always makes a comeback.
REZA PAHLAVI VIRUS – A stupid virus that just makes you laugh, but for deleting it you should buy a special American license from Germany.

A scientist, a journalist, and a politician are asked to find a black cat (who doesn’t really exist) in a closed room with the lights off. The scientist gets crazy trying to find a black cat that doesn’t exist inside the darkened room and ends up in a psychiatric hospital. The journalist is unable to catch the black cat that doesn’t exist inside the darkened room, but exits the room proudly proclaiming that he and the scientist can construct a model to describe all his movements with extreme accuracy. The politician walks securely into the darkened room, spends one hour looking for the black cat that doesn’t exits and shouts from inside the room that he has caught it by the neck”.

Western Charlatanism or Western Foolishness ?!

– They say all Iranians are blah blah blah; and all Iranians should suffer, because of Iran’s regime that they love it and aided it in killing and torturing you.
– They are creators of Colonialism, Fascism, Nazism, Holocaust, Gladiatorial Savagery, etc. They have killed millions
of Africans, Indians, native Americans, etc. They exploited almost all nations, and created two world wars and the greatest disasters in human history. They ruled the world, and still rule the world, with the law of the jungle.
– Their politicians and their media still are racist, fascist, and chauvinist. For instance, Romney has said: “Each of us could walk taller and stand straighter than other nations, because we had a gift that no one else in the world shared [!!]. We were Americans [!!]. That meant something special to all of us. We knew it without question [!]. And so did the world [!!]. Those days are coming back. That’s our destiny [!!]”. God Bless Hitler and Mussolini !
– Their anti-immigrant groups, their neo-Nazi groups, their fascists, their terrorists, their religious fanatics, their corrupt politicians, their corrupt systems, their stupid and corrupt media, and their shameful behaviors show you that European Fascism, American Chauvinism, and Western Tribalism, that belongs to the Stone Age, are still very serious problems in the West.
– They call you Iranian, and see you and treat you as one of Iranians that should be punished, because you were born in Iran.
But If you criticize them and their shameful behaviors, or if you defend many Iranians, that are more civilized and wiser than them, they would say : ‘it’s racism’ ! or ‘You are nationalist’.
Iranian Conclusion: Compared to them, animals, including dogs and horses, seem like civilized human beings. These bastards have no shame, because if they had a little bit shame, even 1%, they would die of shame, and would commit suicide.
Western Conclusion: You should treat them like themselves. You should say that all of them should be punished and the world should impose sanction on all of them, because of their regimes and their politicians. It’s less that they really deserve it.
American Conclusion: If the US was like Persia and had a long and glorious history; if the US was not a newborn country that its short history is full of shit, blood, massacre, racism, and horrible dark points; if Americans were not immigrants of different countries and if we had ‘American race’; and if the US was like Persia, and was cradle of civilization, and was the oldest country and greatest civilizaiton of the world, what they do ? They would call themselves ‘God’, and would force other people to worship them ! As old proverbs say: “God knew donkey, and that’s why he didn’t give him many things”

A journalist or a classic intellect is someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about – but makes you feel it’s your fault. A Monarchist is someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about – but he just loves barking and talking nonsense. A Mullah or a Basiji is someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about – but he can convince you that the West is the main supporter of the Mullah regime. An American politician is someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about – but he can show you how stupid Americans are. An Iranian baboon is someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about – but he can earn money and get visa by talking nonsense and by betraying people.

When Albert Einstein died, he met three Iranians in the queue outside the Pearly Gates. To pass the time, he asked what were their IQs. The first replied 190. “Wonderful,” exclaimed Einstein. “We can discuss about atomic physics and my theory of general relativity”. The second answered 150. “Good,” said Einstein. “I look forward to discussing the role of nuclear bombs in the quest for world peace”. The third Iranian mumbled 25. Einstein paused, and then said: “Oh, hi, Mr. Reza Pahlavi. What is your forecast for Iran’s future and the future of the Monarchy system?”

The Political Systems

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The State takes one and gives it to politicians, and pretends they are poor people.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and gives you 1% of the milk.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them, then kill you, and sells your family the milk.
MULLAH SYSTEM before 2009: You have two cows. The State takes both of them, and gives one cow to the West, and gives the milk to the Arabs. But the West, the Left, and the Islamist pretend that you are happy with the Mullahs.
MULLAH SYSTEM after 2009: You have two cows. The State takes both of them, shoots you, and arrests and tortures your family with the help of the West and the Lefts.
EASTERN SYSTEM: You have two cows. The state takes both of them, accidentally kills one and spills the milk in the sewer.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull, and then kill other cows, specially your neighbors’ cows
JAPANESE SYSTEM: You have two cows. But because the Japanese are master at inventing new things, you lose your two
cows after a Nuclear disaster in your nuclear reactors that belong to the Stone age.

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WESTERN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The banker gets the milk, and the State takes one cow as your tax. But sooner or later they will take your second cow for helping the bankrupt banker and the corrupt politicians. RUSSIAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Putin and Medvedev take both of them, and you are very happy that they sell you 2% of the milk. AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. But after the election, only the 1% get their cows, while you, the 99%, just get two cows’ horns.
MONARCHY: You have two cows. The Monarch takes both of them, and sell you the milk only if you kiss the Monarch’s ass.
IRANIAN MONARCHY: You have two cows. The Monarch takes both of them, gives the milk to the West, and the West sells you 10% of the milk. And if you protest, the Monarch and the West would kill you. But finally the West will be tired of its old puppet Monarch, and replace it with a new Monarch, who bribe them more.

Q: How many Iranian victims does it take to change a regime in Iran? A1: None. If the West would just leave it alone, it would change itself soon. A2: None, If the West didn’t support the Mullahs and the Iranian traitors, and if the West didn’t aid the Mullahs in killing and torturing Iranians, it would changed in 2009 A3: None, if the West stops hurting and betraying Iranians inside Iran, and stops supporting Iranian dictators and Iranian bastards, from Reza Pahlavi to Mullahs, it would change soon.

Q: What’s the difference between a Monarchist and a befuddled old man with Alzheimer’s? A: The Monarchist is the one who barks like dogs and bites you. Q: What’s the difference between a Rajavist and a befuddled old man with Alzheimer’s? A: The Rajavist is the one who has a photo of Newt Gingrich, and assassinates you before you can answer this question. Q: What’s the difference between a Basiji and a befuddled old man with Alzheimer’s? A: The Basiji is the one who has a Canadian passport and a guide book, titled: “How to kill and torture Iranians with the help of the West”. Q: What’s the difference between a Mullah and a befuddled old man with Alzheimer’s? A: The Mullah is the one who has a British passport, and knows how to destroy Iran with the help of the UK. Q: What’s the difference between a stupid left (like Chomsky) and a befuddled old man with Alzheimer’s? A: stupid left is the one who still loves Marx’s books, specially the Communist Manifesto.

Some believe in Nation-o-logy. They, for instance, say: Americans are idiot, chauvinist, and religious fanatic. Frenchmen are pussy. Canadians are nude faggots. Britons are liar, shameless, and self-congratulation jerks. Germans are Nazi. Iranians are hypocrite, ass-kisser (Khayemal), and Iran-seller, specially when they live abroad. Arabs are brainless, terrorist, and locust-eater. Russians are happy slaves in a big frozen prison. The Chinese are working ants, who eat ants. But many don’t believe in Nation-o-logy, and say: “You can’t judge a nation, and all people in one country, by any standard. People are not like the dumbest animals or the rare creatures such as Pahlavists and Rajavists who are idiot as Americans, hypocrite as Iranians, liar as Britons, pussy as Frenchmen, slave as Russians, brainless as Arabs, shameless as Mullahs, and savage as animals”.

What is Western Democracy, and When and How the West defends Democracy :

– IRAN 1979, Egypt 2011: Western Democracy means “Supporting Islamists”. The West and its intellects defend Islamists because they know that the majority of people are stupid, and people and puppets of the West can keep the country backward.
– Yemen 2011: Western Democracy means Election with one candidate. Saudi dictator supports the brutal dictator, and finally the brutal dictator goes to the US, and his brutal deputy wins an election show with just one candidate.
Latin America: Western Democracy means Leftist Tyranny. The West and its intellects defend the lifelong dictators, because they know that the majority of people are so stupid, and people and puppets of the Left can keep region stupid and backward.
– Syria 2011: Western Democracy means ‘Stupid Civil war’. The Western intellects defend the brutal dictator, and the Western politicians help him through his British wife. They aid him in killing people, that are really alone. Then the West, the Arab dictators, and other jerks create a very stupid civil war, and then foreign countries try to decide about the destroyed country.
– Iran 2009: Western Democracy means ‘aiding Mullahs in killing the wise Iranians’. The West and its intellects know that Iranians are not stupid and can make a free and strong country. So, they should be brutally suppressed by the help of the West. In 2009, the West starts to show its true colors to all people, because the West and its puppets can’t fool Iranians any longer.
– Japan and Korea: Western Democracy means hate and military dictatorship. The West keeps Korea backward until 1980s, and the Japanese use their hatred of the US to rebuild their ruined country. Of course, Japan and Korea have a good chance. They are small countries in a remote area, and can be used against Russia and China. In fact, God saves them. – Western Europe after WW II: Western Democracy already means war and neo-Barbarism (now, it means corruption and hypocrisy). Only Nuclear Bombs can prevent the West from waging new world wars. Nuclear Bombs don’t allow them to kill or eat each others as before, and they are forced to be a little bit civilized. They rebuild their ruined countries, and Nuclear bombs work as an unwanted godsend for them.
– Eastern Europe after WW II: Western Democracy means Western Betrayals. The West repeatedly betrays the Eastern Europe and it leads to coin a special term: “Western Betrayal”. The West just uses the Eastern Europe and their pain and suffering to win some concessions form USSR. The Eastern Europe is a victim of the cold war and Western betrayals. Finally, God saves them.
– Iran 2012: Western Democracy means ‘sanction and nuclear issue’. Iranians know the true colors of the West and puppets of the West. The West is in deep shit, and confused. They are angry and censor Iranians’ voices. The West openly confesses that they don’t care about the freedom, democracy, and human rights. It’s the first time that the West and its intellects are forced to show their true colors in this way, and it’s a result of wisdom of a nation that is wiser than today’s Westerners. – Russia: Western Democracy means Putin Tyranny. When the Russians are so stupid, the West is so happy and congratulates Putin in first hours after the Election show. The West and its intellects are so happy that Russians are so stupid and Putin is a stupid version of Stalin.

Conclusion: The stupid utilitarians that only care about their short term interests and exploiting other people, and only the brutal force and the nuclear bombs can stop them and can prevent them from waging war, are animals. They are wolves in sheep’s clothing. They only love war, neo-barbarism, hatred, slavery, tyranny, and other animal things. What they say about democracy, humanity, freedom, and other human values is a joke, a very stupid joke.

Three Iranian intellects and three Western intellects were going for a trip by train. Before the journey, the Western intellects bought 3 tickets but Iranians only bought one. The Western intellects were glad their stupid colleagues were going to pay a fine. However, when the conductor was approaching their compartment, all three Iranian intellects went to the nearest toilet. The conductor, noticing that somebody was in the toilet, knocked on the door. In reply he saw a hand with one ticket. He checked it and the Iranians saved 2/3 of the ticket price. The next day, the Western intellects decided to use the same strategy- they bought only one ticket, but Iranian intellects did not buy tickets at all! When the Western intellects saw the conductor, they hid in the toilet, and when they heard knocking they handed in the ticket. But they did not get it back, because the Iranian intellects took it and went to the other toilet.

Obama is happy that Mullahs and Arabs aid him in reducing the oil price, and in the 2012 election. But he doesn’t know that Iranians are happier than him. His stupid sanctions and the current stupid farce are very useful for Iran and Iranians. All Iranians can see the true face of the West, and the Mullahs can’t destroy Iran’s oil resources any more. The stupid Arabs fuck their oil resources and sell 10 million barrels for a low price, while Iran’s oil resources are reserved for the future. It’s a historic dream, and all Iranians want that Iran learns to reserve its oil resources, develops other industries and manages itself without oil. Now, Canada thinks that the Middle East’ oil will be finished and then they will sell their stupid tar sand for $2,000 per barrel. But in the future, after the Mullah regime, when Persia is a free and strong country again, as it used to be, the Arabs should suck their camels’ cocks again, while those countries that betrayed Persians in these years should buy Persia’s oil at least $20,000 per barrel, of course, after sucking Iranians’ cocks. The payback time always comes sooner than what you think

As every educated man knows: Work = Power multiplied by (*) Time. And Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money. So, we have: Money = Work divided by ( / ) Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done. So, the Less you Know, the more money you Make, and the better life you Have ! Conclusion: The brainless idiots, including politicians and ass-kissers (Khayemals), are the wealthiest and happiest men in the world.


Canadian Bill 78 and Canadian Farce

June 9, 2012

These days are the third anniversary of the 2009 coup and the Iranian anti-Mullah movement, in which tens of thousands of Iranians were killed and tortured by the Mullahs and with the help of the stupid West, that aided the Mullahs in killing and torturing Iranians. In these days, we hear about Canada’s first cannibal killer, Luka Rocco Magnotta, that was a porn star. “He was a psychopathic faggot, like many other Canadian faggots. Many Canadians take pride in the fact that Canada is placid and has a low homicide rate, but the videotaped stabbing, dismemberment and apparent eating of parts of Lin’s body, followed by the posting of some of his remains, show why the Mullah killers and the Mullah rapists can freely live in Canada. Canada has become the country of savage killers, rapists, psychopathic faggots, crooks, thieves, and the Sheeple. If such horrible murder has happened in Iran, not in Canada, what they would have said about Iran and Iranians?! But this savage Canadian faggot is just a small part of the Canadian Farce. Canadian Bill 78 and the stupid protests against it, can show the world how stupid the West and many Westerners are”, some angry Iranians say. It’s hard to say it’s wrong. When you compare the 2009 Iranian protests with the 2012 Canadian protests, you can see many things. The media reported: “Canadian Protesters striped for police, and chanted slogans like Youre sexy, youre cute, take off your riot suit [!!!]. As some Iranians say: “You don’t know whether you should laugh, or …. The faggots, the sex addicts, the dope smokers, and the sheep whose brain is in their ass, are making fun of themselves in Canada, and ridicule the serious protests. When you compare today’s protests in Canada with the 2009 protests in Iran, you can see both the Mullah savagery and the Canadian foolishness”.

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The stupid Canadians ridicule all Canadian protesters. “The Canadian faggots talk about ‘Boobs vs. Guns [!!]‘. These idiots , faggots and sex addicts know nothing about guns, tyranny, and brutal crackdown. If the Mullahs or the savage Westerners, like Magnotta, kill them, torture them, beat them to death, or rape them and push guns into their ass, they would understand the true meaning of ‘boobs v guns’. What they do in Canada is not ‘protest’, but it’s ‘making a fool of Canada’ and ‘making fun of all protesters’“, some wise guys say. They also add: “The West aided the Mullahs in killing and torturing Iranians, but the Western faggots and the Western intellects supported the Mullahs, and now, they suffer from the same medieval laws. Their stupid protests can show you that they really suffer from congenital foolishness“. I don’t know the rate or the number of idiots and stupid people in Canada and the US, but when more than 90 millions of Americans are religious fanatics, and when the majority of the educated people in Canada and the US are fans or followers of some one like Noam Chomsky, who defends the Mullahs and the brutal dictators, you can be sure that many Canadians and Americans are really stupid, and it’s a fact that you can see it in the OWS and the Canadian protests, too. Unfortunately, many Canadians and Americans live like sheep, and that’s why their politicians can play with them and can pass a medieval law like Bill 78. Jean Charest, recently has said: “Its all well and good to protest against Jean Charest,But theyre in the process of hurting Quebecers [!!]“. As the funny guys say: “Apparently, Charest thinks all Canadians are as stupid as himself and Harper, who are making love with the Mullah crooks and the Mullah killers in Canada. But unfortunately, he is not quite wrong. Many Canadian protesters seem like the stupid sheep. And in these conditions, how you can expect the West to stop betraying freedom and democracy in Iran, and stop supporting the Mullahs and the Iranian baboons?”

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The Canadian police and the Canadian protesters have created a very stupid farce. The people chants in Canada are sadly funny. The media reported: They striped for police, and chanted ‘Youre sexy, youre cute, take off your riot suit [!]’. ‘Everyone naked in the street’, was another slogan that they chanted as they banged pots and pans together”.Jean Charest’s government had to collapse soon, after passing Bill 87; But why he still rules Quebec like tyrants? The wise Iranians say: “When the faggots and the s-e-x addicts protest against tyranny and corruption, no one takes them serious, and that’s why the Canadian politicians have not made any concessions to the protesters. Who care about the faggots, the sex addicts, and those whose brain is in their ass or between their legs. They just make fun of themselves”. Of course, all Canadians are not stupid, and at least some of them are wise, and that’s why their mass media censor their voices, but their number is small. We have not been able to find any reasonable website about the Canadian protest, or any people website that covers the voices of the wise protesters in Canada (If you know such a website, please let us know). The mass media coverage is so stupid. They censor the news and show us the stupid protesters. And it reminds me of the 2009 protests, when the Western mass media censored Iran’s news and don’t care about millions of Iranian protesters who bravely fought against tyranny. The wise Iranians say: “In 2009, the Western media, the Western polling organizations, the Western politicians, and the Western lefts and their intellectuals clearly showed us who is the main supporter of the Mullahs. In 2009, we could see the true meaning of freedom and democracy in the West, and now in 2012, Canadian laws and Canadian protesters can show us the root of problems, and why the West is stupid and hypocrite”.

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“The Mullah thugs and the Mullah police killed and tortured the Iranian protesters, and the West helped the Mullahs. The Mullahs and the West both are fascist, and that’s why the Mullah crooks and the Mullah terrorists can live in Canada, the US, the UK, etc, and that’s why the West aided the Mullahs in killing anti-Mullah Iranians”, the wise guys say. In these days, the stupid Canadian protests just remind Iranians of the Western betrayals, the Western hypocrisy, and the Mullah savagery. “In these days, many things can show us the true face of the West. Canadian farce is just a small part of the tragedy. When the Western faggots and their media care about a little shit, a disgusting fascist and a brainless faggot like Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi), and when the West tortures the ordinary Iranians, betray the freedom and democracy in Iran, and tries to destroy Iran with the help of Mullahs, and when the West and the Mullahs desperately try to make a deal, but they can’t, because on one can make a deal with a bankrupt regime -that is the regime of crooks, thieves, killers, and rapists – all people can see the true face of the West. And that’s why Iranians spit on the West . Iranians should be angry at the West. The stupid West has become the number one enemy of the freedom and democracy in Iran”, the wise guys say. They also add: “Many Westerners are stupid. Just look at the Canadian slogans. The media reported: ‘The crowd of several hundred chanted: ‘1,2,3,4, this is f-u-c-king class war – 5,6,7,8, overthrow this fascist state’. Apparently, it’s their best chant, that is a Marxist chant. ‘Our nudity expresses the demand for transparency [!!!]” a Canadian student has said to the AFP. Can you believe it? It seems like a joke, but it’s not joke, and it just shows the depth of Canadian stupidity. Canadian protest is a joke. The Canadian idiots should try to have sex (intercourse) in the streets, of course with condom as a sign of responsibility !, and then they can claim that ‘Our intercourse expresses the demand for a responsible government !’“.

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When the stupid Canadian protesters say: “Our nudity expresses the demand for transparency [!!]”, it just shows how stupid many Canadians are. Many full naked protesters, that apparently express their demand for full transparency !, and many half-naked protesters in Canada are good examples of the modern sheep. As the wise guys say: “They are not modern people. Their protest or their nudity is not a sign of wisdom. They just want to have fun, and they ridicule the whole protesters. They just help their corrupt politicians”. The media reported: “Canadian Students attempt to disrupt the Canadian Grand Prix, protesting against tuition price hikes! ‘Formula One (F1)! Polluter! Sexist! Thief!’ they shouted”. Some funny guys ask: “This stupid protest is about F1, Bill 78, tuition fee, or Sexists ?!!” and some answer: “This is about all things, that means nothing. This is just a stupid farce. The faggots and sex addicts just want to have fun, in the name of protesting. They make a fool of themselves, and the world laughs at them and their stupid government”. I don’t know why many Canadians should try to use serious protests as an excuse for nudity and having fun. If we had such an embarrassing situation in Iran, the Iranian baboons and the Iranian faggots that live in the West and call themselves “intellectual” or journalist, would have said: “Iranians suffer from Oedipus complex. Iranians are brainless and sex addicts. Iranians only think about sex and drugs, and that’s why Iran is a backward country and Iranians don’t deserve freedom and democracy [!!]” But now, when many Canadians show us that they are worst than Iranians, no one says nothing, and all Iranian baboons have closed their their dirty mouths. The Canadian farce can show us that today’s Iranians are not stupider than Canadians and Westerners. In fact, there is no doubt that Iranians are not stupider than their Western counterparts. Only the Mullahs, the Iranian expats and the Iranian baboons still live in the 1970s, and are so stupid.

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The Canadian farce is a great historical shame. The pictures and the media reports can not show us the number of idiots in Canada, or what is happening in Canada. In these days, you should live in Canada and should see many things with your own eyes, and then you can have a reasonable judgment. But the media reports, and the people comments in the mass media, can show us that the number of idiots in Canada is not small. The media reported: “Michael Mohammad [!] of Toronto, watching the nude marchers. ‘I think its a worthy cause now [!]. If youre willing to take your clothes off Im willing to shave some dollars off your student fees [!]'” People like Michael Mohammad, Javad Jackson, Gholam Micheal, or Michael Naghi -that their stupid Mullah name seem like a funny paradox- can show us how stupid today’s Canadians are, and why the Mullah crooks and the Mullah killers can live in today’s Canada and USA, while the ordinary Iranians should suffer from the stupid Western sanctions. The wise Iranians say: “In this shitty world, the faggots, the idiots, and the stupid bastards can live in Canada, but we should live in Iran under the Mullah regime, that is a medieval tyranny that the West and Chomsky support it“. And it’s one of tragic jokes of this shitty world. Canadian Bill 78 and Canadian protesters can show us the real problems of this shitty world. “The people whose top intellectual is Chomsky, who defends tyranny and brutal tyrants, and the people whose top celebrity is Lady Gaga, should suffer from Bill 78, and should have such embarrassing protests. Their politicians know that they are like the stupid sheep, and they need shepherd. The pigs and the animals who didn’t care about Iranians, and allowed the West to make love with the Mullahs and betray the anti-Mullah movement, deserve to be fucked by their politicians. These idiots don’t deserve better life, or even freedom and democracy. They only can live like animals, with the logic of animals”, the angry wise guys say.

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The pictures are disappointing and embarrassing. They can’t show you the number of idiots in Canada, but as the wise guys say: “the pictures can show you that many Canadians are really stupid, and those who say ‘today’s Iranians are stupider than today’s Canadians or today’s Americans, are blind faggots or stupid mercenaries who kiss the West’s ass for a visa or a fistful of dollar. Even the Western experts confirm that today’s Iran suffer from an abnormally large gap between the societal potential for liberal democracy and the actual level of democracy in Iran. This gap is a direct result of the Western betrayals. As the Western experts said: ‘Our findings demonstrate that Iranian society as a whole is characterized by a pro-liberal value structure that is deeply at odds with the fundamentalist regime‘, but they don’t say that the West is the main responsible for this abnormally large gap. When such a gap exists, sooner or later, the countrys level of democracy will adjust in accordance with the societys potential. The same thing is true about Canada and USA. When many stupid people live there, sooner or later their system will adjust in accordance with their foolishness, and Bill 78 is just a beginning. The Canadian farce can show us that the main problem in Iran is not the people, but it’s the West and their Iranian mercenaries, who desperately try to keep Iran backward”. I hope all people can see the main problems. Only when the people can see the main problems, they can aid each others in finding the real solutions. I hope the wise Canadians can change the current embarrassing situation in Canada. The Canadian politicians make concessions, only when the wise Canadians have the upper hand, not now, when the brainless faggots have the upper hand. Now, some Canadian media have started to call the protesters “rebels without a cause”. And it’s really embarrassing.


A Love Song for Barack Hussein Obama !

June 2, 2012

In these days, many things are sadly funny. The Syrian tragicomedy, the Egyptian farce or the story of Iranian Monarchists are showing the world how stupid and how shameless the West and Mr. Stupid Monkey (Obama) are. We have already written about these issues (check Archive). For instance, we have already written about those who betrayed Iranians and their anti-Mullah movement; or about those who desperately try to torture Iranians and want to make a deal with the savage Mullahs; or about the European monkeys and the American baboons who supported the Syrian dictator and his British wife; or about those who supported the stupid Islamists in Egypt, but betrayed the modern anti-Islamists in Iran; or about Mullah embezzlers, Mullah crooks and Islamist killers who live in Canada, the US, the UK, etc; or about the European monkeys and the American baboons who support the Iranian baboons, from the Iranian Monarchists and Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi) to the Rajavists and the Khatamists. Here, I don’t want to write about these shitty things, or about the ordinary Iranians who are victims of the Western Hypocrisy and the Western betrayals. Here, I prefer to write about a song, that some Iranians inside Iran have written it. “A Love Song for Barack Hussein Obama” is a tragicomic song for the worst US president ever. It can show the stupid Iranian expats and the Iranian rappers that instead of eating extra shit or kissing ass, they can think about the serious problems, and they should talk about the important problems. In these days, when the stupid Iranian expats have closed their dirty eyes, and don’t condemn the Western supporters of the Mullahs and the Iranian baboons; and when the Iranian expats, the Iranian faggots, and the stupid singers, who still live in the 1970s, say nothing about the main problems and the main jerks, including Obama, Harper, Cameron, Merkel, Chomsky, etc or about the little shits including Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi), Mr. Balatarin, and other jerks who betray Iranians and the freedom and democracy in Iran, let’s take a look at parts of “A Love Song for Barack Hussein Obama”:


Hi, Mr. Stupid Monkey, Barack Hussein Obama
We love you, because you are like Mullah and Osama
It's just a love song for you, Mr. Obama
We love you, as much as we loved Osama
If you don't know how much we love you or Osama
Just listen to our song, It's for you, Mr. Obama

You the faggot, You aid Mullahs in killing us
You the monkey, You help them to murder us
You the faggot, You help them and betray us
You the faggot, you suck their cocks, not for us

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullah and Osama

The Mullah terrorist in Princeton,
The Mullah TV in Washington,
You love them, you and Clinton
Fuck you bitches, fuck you all in Washington

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullah and Osama

You love sanctions, you love bombs
You love Mullahs, you love dumbs
You and Osama just chewed gums,
When killed people with your guns

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullah and Osama

Your media censor us
Your companies silence us
You help Mullahs, but not us
You the faggots betray us

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullah and Osama

Iranians hate you bitch
They call you "the Monkey", bitch
They send you a big dick each
Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you bitch

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Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullahs and Osama

You love killers and rapists
You love Mullahs and Terrorists
You help Mullahs and Monarchists
You help them, you the fascist

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullahs and Osama

Mullahs, Mujaheds, and Monarchists
Your beloved MMM, the sadists [MMM = "triple M"]
MMM are terrorists and fascists,
But you help them, you the monkey fascist

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullahs and Osama

"Sanction, Sanction", it's your game
You the faggot, has no shame
"Stupid Monkey" is your name
Fuck you monkey, fuck your game

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullahs and Osama

You help Mullahs, such a dare
You fuck people, it's not fair
You the faggot, want your share?
Suck all the cocks, it's your share

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullahs and Osama

You just bluff, but who care
You the monkey, you don't dare
People fuck you in your year
Fuck you monkey, fuck your year

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullahs and Osama

Your media, your USA, are suckers
You love Mullahs, who are like you, the fuckers
Your lovers are MMM, and others,
Crooks, thieves, killers, rapists, and lairs

Fuck you, Barack Hussein Obama
You are like Mullahs and Osama

The Iranian rappers and Iranian singers who live in the West, are so stupid and Khayemal (ass-kisser). They are just master at kissing ass. But the wise guys know that they should criticize Obama, Harper, Cameron, Merkel, and other Western jerks who betray Iranians, make love with the Mullahs, and support the Iranian baboons, from Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi) to Khatami. Those who flatter the Western politicians and kiss their ass, are worthless pigs, worse than the Mullahs and their Basiji thugs. But many of Iranians inside Iran are not like the stupid Iranian expats who sell their souls for a visa or a fistful of dollar. There are many love songs for the Western jerks who betrayed, and still betray, Iranians inside Iran. We try to publish some of them in the future.


Canada Bill 78 and A Protest of the Canadian Kind

May 30, 2012

Bill 78 and the current situation in Quebec is a very shameful episode in Canadian history. As we said before, Bill 78 is a very serious problem , but when many Canadians use Bill 78 and serious protests as an excuse for nudity and having fun, let’s use satire as a tool to write about a Protest of the Canadian kind. Let’s assume you want to become a Canadian policy-maker. You should follow the following advice, because you should know a Protest of the Canadian kind and how you can control the serious protests in Canada.

First of all, you should know that Canada is the land of contradictions. For instance, you should talk about multiculturalism, while French Canada still hates English Canada; and you should talk about “Canadian values”, while you are making love with the Mullah crooks and the Mullah killers who freely live in Canada. You should know that you have many Orwellian concepts of the Canadian kind, and “Protest” is one of them. In today’s Canada, protest often means fun, s-e-x, kiss, drug use, etc. If you want to say: “We want to have fun or s-e-x”, you can say: “We want to protest”. In Canada, you should love the Orwellian concepts. You should censor the news, and should not cover the serious problems and the wise protesters, and you should boycott or censor those websites who try to write about the wise protesters or the serious problems. But you should call it “Freedom and Democracy”. You should use “Divide and Rule” tactic. English Canada should hate French Canada, and vice versa, and you should not allow Canadians to unite or become aware. You should try to rewrite your history. When some say: “During Quebec’s Quiet Revolution in the 1960s, education reforms led to assurances of cheap tuition for all in the province”, you should say: “Quebec’s Quiet Revolution and its reforms were stupid. Bill 78 is the best thing and the most modern thing in Quebec history”. You should love brainless and topless protesters, because they can ridicule the whole protesters. You should use prostitutes as protesters, and it not only ridicules the whole protest, but the naive girls and boys follow the professional faggots and prostitutes like sheep, and then you can laugh at all protesters.

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You should not have any serious protest in Canada, because the serious protests are very dangerous. You should teach kids, newcomers, or students how to protest in Canada, and Vancouver riot and that Vancouver kiss, should be a role model from them. Your media and your mercenaries should try to write an unwritten law called “How to Protest in Canada”. This law says that Nudity as protest is not just a tactic in Canada. This law should clearly add: “Canadians are stupid. So, we are forced to use nudity to attract attention to public protest. This is the only way to be heard in this country. If we staged simple protests with banners, then our claims would not have been noticed [!!]“. In fact, you and your unwritten law should declare that Canadians are brainless and they only care about s-e-x and the topless activists. If some ask you: “Do our protest is about ‘the right to be naked in public’ or about Bill 78 and the tyranny and corruption in Canada?” You should say: “Bill 78 is against the right to be naked in public, and that’s why we protest against it”. You should always think other people are as stupid as you. You should say: “In Canada, many kids and students just want to have s-e-x or fun; who care about serious protests and serious problems” And those who say: “ these demonstrations are about the growing gap between the rich and the rest of society, and this is why the protests have spread“, should be boycotted. They are dangerous. In the streets of Montreal, those who wear nothing but their underwear, the dope smokers, the brainless faggots and those who care about sex, drugs, and violence a lot, should be seen as the brains and the modern protesters.

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Your media should censor the news. The world should know nothing about the ugly scenes, like that ugly scene in Victoriaville, Quebec on May 4, when many people were injured by the riot police, and a young protester lost an eye. Your protest organizers should think the kids and the students are the sheep people. They should encourage students to be topless or wear body paint, but full-frontal nudity should not be tolerated, and the Montreal police should arrest the naked protesters. You should not forget that Canada is the land of contradictions. You should declare that public nakedness is illegal in Canada, and it can encourage the stupid kids to protest against this low, not Bill 78. Of course, those who wear nothing but their underwear, should be tolerated, because they can ridicule the whole protesters. If some said: “To date, some 3,000 protesters have been arrested, and many others sustaining serious, and even life-threatening physical injuries at the hands of the Canadian police”, you should boycott them. And if some Canadians said: “I’m a Canadian. The queen bitch from Hell can die. Im an activist and I find the Canadian government and its system corrupt and psychopathic” or “Charest and Harper, you phoney bastards, go to hell. Canada is corrupted”, you should pretend that they are not Canadians, or they hate Canada. You know that “the rest of the world is watching Canada, sometimes with scorn and sometimes with sympathy”, but you should censor and boycott those people, specially Iranians, that have sympathy with the wise protesters, not with the stupid naked protesters, who are your beloved protesters. The wise topless girls are as dangerous as other wise people, and that’s why you should only care about the stupid kids, the brainless topless protesters, and those who can’t understand the difference between a serious protest and a stupid street party.

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Your media should declare: “it’s forbidden to walk naked in the streets of Montreal, and almost all Canadian cities. But the Maple Spring or the Canadian Spring is a protest against this reactionary law, not Bill 78”. You should think the people’s brain is in their ass. You should not allow the current movement to became an intelligent movement or a serious movement. The horny kids and students who just want to have sex or fun, and those idiots whose brain is full of shit should be your beloved protesters. Your media should only care about them. If some said: “The current Canadian protests is the Biggest Act of Civil Disobedience in Canadian History”, you should boycott them, and you should declare: “The Canadian people in Quebec are just exercising their rights to go ‘topfree’. They are not protesting against tyranny or Bill 78, but it’s a movement of ‘topfree equality’, which promotes equal rights for women to have no clothing above and below the waist”. You should think your people are so stupid, and their brain is in their ass. The Mullahs should be your close friends, and you should try to learn from them. You should try to use the Mullah tactics and the Mullah bills, and you can call it “Bill 78, a modern Canadian law”. Don’t worry, the people’s brain is in their ass. You should also try to learn from the Iranian faggots and the Iranian baboons, specially those who call themselves “intellectual” or journalist. If they see such situation and such protesters in Iran, they would call all Iranians “stupid”, “reactionary”, “backward”, “pseudo-modern”, etc, but when they see such stupid situation and protesters in Canada, they close their dirty mouth, or even they praise these stupid Canadians. So, you should see the wise ass and the dumb ass as the wise people, and you should see the wise guys as reactionary, traditionalist, or
fundamentalist.

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You should try to convert the Maple Spring or the Canadian Spring into a stupid shallow movement, that is full of the blue-eyed blonde and the red-head drug users who just care about s-e-x and violence. It’s a protest of the Canadian kind. You should censor or boycott those who say: “the Canadian Spring can clearly show the world that today’s Iranians are really wiser and more modern than today’s Canadians. In 2009, millions of modern Iranians protested against tyranny and Islamists. They risked their life, and tens of thousands of them were killed and tortured by the Islamists and by help of the West. They were the modern people and modern protesters, not the drug addicts, the faggots, and the idiots whose brain is in their ass or between their legs. The world should learn from Iranians, as some learned from them in 2011”. The messengers and those who tell the truth are dangerous. Canada is the land of immigrants, but the new immigrants should be a bunch of idiots or coward bastards who just kiss your ass and don’t ask any question. Those who ask serious questions and those who talk about serious problems are dangerous. Those who ask serious questions, and those who protests against your shameful behaviors should not be able to get your immigration visa or any other visa, or you should expel them from Canada. The wise people, specially the wise immigrants are so dangerous. Your corrupt system and your mafia style government, should make love with the Mullah killers and the Mullah crooks, and should hate the wise immigrants, because the wise immigrants can change many things, for instance, they can convert the Canadian Spring into a serious movement. So, the wise people should be forced to live like prisoners in a big prison. You should only care about the slaves, or those idiots whose brain is in their shitty ass or between their legs.

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You should know that the Canadian protesters don’t just lose clothes, but they also lose their supporters in Canada. And that’s why you should care about the brainless naked protesters a lot. They can destroy the Maple Spring or the Canadian Spring, as they destroyed the OWS movement. The idiots who just want to have fun, and those who just care about s-e-x and violence, can destroy any serious movement, and that’s why they should be your beloved protesters. Those who say: “Montreal people are sick of mafia and mafia style government. Corruption in government cant be stopped since the judges, the lawyers and the system all are corrupted”, are dangerous protesters and should be silenced. The people who don’t want to live like sheep, should be forced to live like slaves or prisoners. The educated people should work like slaves, and should not be able to use their brains. And those who don’t want to live like sheep or slaves, should be forced to live like prisoners. You and your media should censor them and boycott them, and your stupid visa system should not grant them visa, or should expel them. The wise Iranians and non-Iranians who ask serious questions should live like prisoners, and should not be able to leave their big prisons. In your unwritten laws, specially in “The unwritten manual: How to immigrate to Canada, the US, and the West”, you should clearly declare that those who ask serious questions, those who protest, and those who don’t kiss your ass can’t get visa; and only the crooks, the sheep, the Khayemal (ass-kissers), the fanatics, the killers, the rapists, the charlatans, etc can get your visa. God bless the sheep and those idiots whose brain is in their ass or between their legs. They can create a protest or a system of the Canadian kind. They should be your beloved people and your beloved immigrants. Other people should live like slaves or prisoners. Now, you are ready to become a typical Canadian policy-maker. I congratulate you.


How to become Modern, like Western Countries

May 24, 2012

In these days, when the West desperately try to make a deal with the Mullahs, but as the wise guys say: “the stupid West is in deep shit, because no one can deny Iran’s rights and no one can make a deal with a bankrupt regime”, it’s not bad to use satire as a tool to write about today’s world, and its funny foolishness. In these years, many people and many countries want to become modern. If you and your country are among them and want to be as modern as Western countries, aka the modern world, you should forget the Western empty words and the Western empty gestures. If you want to become much more modern than anything else in the world, and if your country want to become the most modern country in the world, you should read the West’s history and you should see the true face of the West. But If you hate reading history, you can take a look at the following key lessons that have been extracted from the history.

If you want to become modern, like Western countries:

– You should create two world wars and should kill more than 100 million people. You should nuke other people and you should kill millions of Jews, Blacks, and other people because of their race, their color, their religion, and their difference. You should create Fascism , Nazism, Colonialism, Imperialism, and other types of Neo-Barbarism, and you should be proud of yourself.

– You should be so stupid, and you should think that you can betray the freedom and democracy in Iran, and you can aid the Mullahs in killing and torturing Iranians, but the world and Iranians will allow you to deny Iranians’ rights and you can make a deal with the regime of killers and rapists. You should be so stupid, and you should not be able to see when you didn’t care about the freedom and democracy in Iran and when you betrayed Iranians, it’s so obvious that the Iranian people spit on you, and they not only defend the nuclear program, but they will defend the nuclear weapons, because they have become aware of your true colors. You should be so stupid, and should think other people are as stupid as you.

– You should have a shameful history that is full of savagery, war, hatred, violence, and foolishness. But you should not try to hide your history, and instead, you should replace your history with the history of other nations, specially Iranians, who were much more modern and much more civilized than you. You should pretend that your shameful history is their history, and their glorious history is your history. Don’t forget to tell big shameful lies. It’s the key to success

– You should try to kill other people, exploit other nations, and destroy other countries, and you should call it “Modernism”. If some told you that it’s not “Modernism”, but it’s “Neo-Barbarism”, you should try to silence them. How dare they accuse you of lying. All people should know that killing other people, exploiting other nations, and destroying other countries is the most modern thing in the world. It’s part of your history, from 16th century to 20th century, and if you were not proud of it, do you want to be proud of your dark ages and the Middle Age?

– You should be master at hypocrisy and telling big shameful lies. For instance, you should not allow the world to know why you toppled the Shah’s regime in Iran, and why you loved the Mullahs. In 1974, the Shah and Iran’s regime, that was pro-West, wanted to have nuclear program, and that’s why you tried to change Iran’s regime. In the late-1970s, the Mullahs repeated your words and said “Why Iran should have nuclear program, while Iran has oil and gas resources “. But the would should not be aware of these undeniable facts. The world should not know that the Mullahs were your beloved puppets who could destroy Iran and could make you happy, and that’s why you loved and supported the Mullahs.

– You should have a shameful history that is full of the greatest Slave holders, the greatest human monsters, the greatest racists, the Holocaust creators, the greatest murderers/ terrorists, etc, but you should accuse other nations of being savage. You should have no shame, otherwise the people will understand how savage you are. The people should not know when you ate each other and when you lived like barbarians, other nations, specially Iranians, had a great empire and a great civilization.

– You should try to pretend that you loved useful technologies or human values, and that’s why you have become modern. But only guns and weapons have been your beloved technology, and you could exploit other nations by your ‘modern’ weapons and by the law of the jungle. Your modern weapons should be the only modern things you have. And your thoughts and your views should belong to the Stone Age. You modernity should be based on two things: the modern weapons and the law of the jungle.

– You should love hypocrisy, pretending ignorance, and double standard. You should be able to tell the biggest possible lies. Your stupid views and your reactionary thoughts should belong to the Stone Age, you should live like animals, and with the logic of animals, specially the law of the jungle, but you should pretend that it’s the true meaning of modernity and modernism.

– You should think other people and other nations are your slaves, because you are “chosen people”, that means, because God has loved you, and has f-u-c-ked you that has transferred his Master gene to you.

– You should love war and violence. You should love waging wars and hurting other people. No one and nothing should stop you, except the nuclear weapons. You should declare that other nations should not have nuclear weapons, because if they have nukes, you can’t wage wars against them. If they have nukes, you could not have the upper hand, and you can’t kill other people and exploit other nations.

– You should have a group of puppet pseudo-intellectuals that defend tyranny, the brutal dictators, and the stupidest things in the name of fighting against you ! You should call these stupid bastards “intellectuals” and your media should treat them as intellectual leaders. The wise people and the real intellectuals should not be able to criticize you and your policy. You and your media should silence them. Only the pseudo-intellectuals and the stupid lefts should criticize you. Don’t forget that your enemy should be so stupid and so weak. Those idiots who defend tyranny, the brutal dictators, and the stupidest things in the name of fighting against you, are your beloved enemy.

– You should have a stupid visa and immigration system, that a bunch of racists and chauvinists should manage it. You should only grant visa to the mercenaries, the baboons, and the sheep. Those people who ask you why your system is so stupid and why you pretend you care about the global village -while you are racist and chauvinist-, are dangerous creatures and should be silenced. You should only care about the sheep people, who don’t ask any question.

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– You should censor the voices of ordinary people, specially Iranians, and instead, you should support the sheep, the baboons and the worthless mercenaries financially and politically. Those idiots who kiss your ass and you can buy them by money or visa, can aid you in destroying other countries and exploiting other nations. Some one like Ganji, Behnoud, Pahlavi, Mr. Balatarin, and other Chalquz (bird shit) are little shits, but they can aid you in controlling the sheep, and also in silencing and censoring the people’s voices

– You should not allow the people to live in peace with each other. You should not allow your people to become friend of other people. Your people should always hate other people and immigrants. The Mullahs, Islamists, crooks, thieves, embezzlers, Khayemals (ass-kissers), and other worthless jerks should be your beloved immigrants, and you should not allow your people to see the wise people. In this way, you always can enjoy war, hatred, and violence.

– You should pretend that you are enemy of the brutal dictators, specially the Mullahs, while you support them by any means, and you aid them in killing their modern people. The brutal dictators are your best friends, and you should support them directly and indirectly, but your media and your media whores should pretend that you are enemy of the brutal dictators.

– Your people should live like sheep. They should not be able to see the truth. You should aid the brutal dictators, specially the Mullahs, in killing their modern people, and you should allow the Mullah TV, the Mullah terrorists, and the Mullah agents and the Mullah Mafia to go to your country and make love with you, while you have imposed your stupid sanctions on the ordinary people. But your people should live like sheep and should not see the truth. Your stupid lefts and your
pseudo-intellectuals (like Chomsky) should fool your people.

– You should talk about law and the rule of law, while you only believe in the law of the jungle and the principle that the strong creatures should fuck the weak creatures. You should not allow others to become stronger than you. You should fuck other people by any means, specially war and violence, in the name of international laws that is a synonym for the law of the jungle.

– You should help and support the Arabs and the Islamist people, and you should aid the Islamist dictators in killing their non-Islamist people. But you should pretend that you are enemy of Islamists. And instead of apologizing to the non-Islamist people for your betrayals, you should impose more sanctions on them, while you are making love with the Mullahs and the Islamists. It’s a modern kind of charlatanism and hypocrisy, and if you want to become modern, you should know it well. You should love the Mullahs, the Islamist crooks and the Islamist killers, but you should pretend that you are enemy of them.

– You should support the Mullahs and aid them in killing Iranians and in destroying Iran, because Iran should not be a strong country. You should not allow Iran to have nuclear weapons, because if they have nukes, they will not allow you to rule the world by the law of the jungle, and you can’t wage wars against Iranians, who are much more modern than you and their history is more glorious than yours. You should love both the Pahlavi regime and the Mullah regime in Iran, because they are your puppet regimes. And you should clearly say that Iran’s regime is not important to you, and Iran, even a free and democratic Iran, should not have nukes.

– You should know that democracy or human rights is just an excuse to fool the naive people. You should hate democracy or human rights. You should only love money and power. Your media, from your BBC to your VOA, should work with the Mullahs, the Islamists, and other reactionary groups, including the Monarchists and the Terrorists. You should aid the Mullahs in killing and torturing the people, and you should aid the baboons and mercenaries in silencing the people, but you should pretend that you care about the people and their rights.

– You should only care about the nuclear issue, not democracy, human rights, or other things. You should only support a puppet dictator and a puppet regime in Iran, and should aid them in silencing Iranians. Only when your puppet regimes in Iran want to become independent or want to have nuclear program, you should try to topple them. Iran should not be a strong and free country, and your puppets and your mercenaries, from the Mullahs to the Monarchists, should kill and silence the ordinary Iranians, because Iranians are not stupid and they will not allow you to exploit them and their oils, and they will not allow you to rule the world with the law of the jungle.

– You should not allow the world to see your true face. The world should not know that you love the law of the jungle. But if the people, specially Iranians, knew the truth and started to spit on you and your dirty face, you should censor their voice and you should silence them. You should not allow other people and other nations to become aware. The world should be full of the stupid sheep, who think you and the Mullahs are enemy of each other.

You should not forget that only in the world of the sheep and the stupid animals, you can pretend that you are modern. God bless the sheep and the animals.