How to Read Books: When Lies Tell the Truth

“These days are full of Censorship and Censorship; Noise and Parasite; Rozeh and Rozeh (Rozeh means Mourning; Talking nonsense; Lying etc) These days Iran’s people curse all Islamists, and use F words a lot. Now all channels of the Mullah TV have become RozehTV. From morning to night, the Anti-Iran Mullah TV gets on people’s nerves. The Mullah TV is CensorshipTV, and a branch of the West’s Lie Factory. They even censor sports games. Their terrible censorship and their support of Iran’s enemies -from their Zionist IMF to Savage Arabs- just remind you of the UK media. Mullahs and Islamists are worse than animals, and just make Iran’s people even angrier. Mullahs and Islamists are Ajnabi (Arabs/ Jews), slaves of Satan, and sworn enemies of Iran. The Anti-Iran Mullah TV is actually a Zionist-Arab-English TV. Now + 97% of Iranians hate the Mullah TV so much. The West is behind Mullahs, and badly censors such facts. But now even the stupid Mullah media protests against the Mullah TV, because now all Iranians (+97%) openly curse Mullahs/ Islamists and use a stream of invective (F words) when they watch the Mullah TV . All Iranians (+97%) hate slaves of England & Jewish God. Now Iranians say to both savage Arabs and Savage Jews: ‘Hey Animals, Stop killing innocent children; Stop Wars; Stop Barbarism’. But Mullahs and other slaves of Satan, from savage Arabs to savage Jews, love killing innocent children and hurting people, because all of them are sworn enemies of Iran and Iranian values”, some wise Iranians say. We should write more about current events. But here lets focus on a related issue. As some wise Iranians: “the Ministry of Truth controls the press and the media. Book is the symbol of Knowledge. Many still think only scientists, intellects or good guys write books. But unfortunately, it’s a wrong assumption. Now many charlatans, politicians and other bad guys write books. Unfortunately, the bad guys and the Ministry of Truth have polluted many good things, including books, sciences and technology. It’s a bad news. But the good news is that you can know who are the bad guys, and who tell paradoxical jokes. The good news is that even Lies can tell the Truth”. It’s a good point. We want to write a series, “How to Read Books”, on this issue and take a look at some books by using an Iranian theory. As some wise Iranians say: “According to this theory, their books and other products of the Ministry of Truth have three parts: 1)-Comic part, which includes ridiculous lies and apparent paradoxes 2)-Tragic part, which includes a few true things 3)-Tragicomic part, in which they stupidly try to mix a few true things with many big lies, and to reach ridiculous conclusions”. We try to provide examples of using, explaining, and testing this theory. And here lets start with a book about the Pahlavi era. This book is a new book: Parviz Sabeti’s memories, aka “In the Net of Events”, 2012. This book is a long interview with Sabeti, a key member of the Pahlavi’s secret police (Savak). As some wise Iranians say: “After the 1953 CIA coup, they created Savak, and in the 1960s & 1970s, Sabeti became a synonym for Savak (Pahlavi’s Gestapo). The interviewer, or the author of this so-called book, is Erfan Qaneii-Fard. He is a stupid kid, and just reminds you of those whores or baby spies who call themselves historians. Unfortunately little kids become spies and stooges, lose their humanity, and only a few of them can change and become people like Snow-den. Sabeti, 75, joined Gestapo when he was a little kid. Sabeti or Gestapo tells many lies, but shows you many things”. What you here is an excerpt of the book. We have only used a little satirical exaggeration to put emphasis on the depth of tragedy. As some wises Iranians say: “Writing, and also reading, about the Ministry of Truth’s crap would be so boring and unbearable, if you deprive yourself of the joy of a little satirical exaggeration”. So, lets takes a look at the book, and see how Gestapo becomes Libertarian, and how Lies can Tell the Truth:

1 – Comic Part

Q (whore): Iran is a backward country, and Iranians still care about bad things like Independence and Patriotism. Mosaddeq said: the West has no right to plunder our oil. Mosaddeq was so stupid. But Iranians still think patriots like Mosaddeq are good guys. But we should thank the UK and the C-IA for creating the 1953 Coup and toppling Mosaddeq …

A (Gestapo): Yah, we should thank the West for plundering Iran’s oil. Shah said that the West, aka Consortium, should decide about Iran’s oil. In the 1960s, and even in the 1970s, Consortium decided about Iran’s oil. Iran even was not allowed to sell its own oil. But it was a good thing. Shah was a great Nationalist, and he knew that if the West decides about our oil, our life and our Iran, it’s better for us. Shah said Independence is a bad thing. So, Shah was Nationalist, and that’s why MI-6 and CI-A helped Shah, created the 1953 Coup, and returned Shah to power. But Mossadeq cared about Independence and Nationalism. So, MI6 and CI-A toppled Mossadeq, because Mossadeq was not a real Nationalist. Mossadeq was a stooge of the UK and the US. Mossadeq was Mozdoor (puppet/ mercenary), but Shah was Nationalist. So, the US and the UK toppled Mossadeq …

Q (whore): Such a great analysis. But Iranians are so stupid, and cannot understand such things. Anyway, you went to Savak (Gestapo) at age 22, but you suddenly became a manager there, because you were a very smart guy …

A (Gestapo): Yah, in the Shah’s system only Khayemals (ass-lickers) became managers. But I was an exception. I was Bahai, but Foreign support or Mafia didn’t help me to become a manager in Gestapo. They saw that I am a smart guy. So I became a high rank manager in Gestapo at age 22 …

Q (whore): Shah and you, his Gestapo, were really believed in Democracy and Free Speech. You truly said Tyranny is Democracy, but Iranians protested against you. Iranians deserved to be killed and tortured. People are Sheep, and need a shepherd. Shah was the shepherd. It’s Democracy. But Iranians are so stupid …

A (Gestapo): Yah, Iranians are so stupid. We said Shah should elect all MPs (Members of Parliament), and people must accept what we dictate to them. It’s Democracy. Election is Kaskh (a joke). Free Election is meaningless. Shah elects, and people accept. Shah elects, and people obey Shah. It’s Democracy. We are proud that we didn’t have even one free election in the Shah era …

Q (whore): God bless you. Election is meaningless. But Iranians are so stupid. You were really good guys, because you killed and tortured those Iranians who dared to talk about free election, political prisoners, censorship, tyranny, suppression etc

A (Gestapo): Yah, we killed and tortured critics, because we were good guys. All political prisoners were terrorists and drug addicts. We referred to dissidents as terrorists, and to critics as drug addicts etc. We said Shah should control all media, and censor everything. It’s Democracy and Good Government. People are free to write and to say what Shah dictates to them. It’s the real Freedom …

Q (whore): Such a great Freedom. I think you have never told a lie in your life. But Iranians are stupid and call you liar. Shah worked for the UK and the US, and so, he knew the true meaning of Freedom and Democracy …

A (Gestapo): Yah, Shah was a real hero, and that’s why he was a puppet of the West. Foreigners controlled the Shah, and he was proud of it. All the Shah’s men were free-m-asons, spies and stooges of the UK and the US. People like Rashidian and Sharif-Emami were notorious Free-m-asons. Shah was aware of this issue, and called them “Jasoos-e PerdarSukhteh’ (Damn Spies). But Shah loved them. Alam, Shah’s right-hand man, was a British spy. Shah knew it. But Shah was proud of Alam. Amouzegar was a stooge of the IMF. We knew that all the Shah’s men are Freemasons, Nokar-e Englis (puppets of England) or Nokar-e America (stooges of America). But we and the Shah thought that it’s a good thing, and it’s Democracy and Nationalism.

Q (whore): Puppets of the West are the real Nationalists. But Iranians are stupid. You really cared about Iran’s Progress, and freedom and democracy in Iran. What Iranians say about tyranny, censorship, torture, lack of freedom etc are bullshit ..

A (Gestapo): Yah, Iranians didn’t deserve us and Gestapo’s democracy. We knew what was good for people. We censored all books, and asked our puppets to write books for us. We controlled all media, and censored all news. We asked all media to write and to say what we want. It’s Democracy. We were liberals. We just arrested and tortured those who dared to criticize Shah, or to criticize us. We, like Mullahs, had our holy redlines. Criticism or criticizing Pahlavi was our holy redline (Moqadassat Melli) ..

Q (whore): Shah was a sacred thing, a holy thing, and you had to defend him. Shah was ‘Shadow of God’, but Mullahs …

A (Gestapo): Yah, we killed and tortured people, because we were moral people. Shah’s men were moral people. Shah’s men were corrupted guys like Davaloo, Ayadi, Yazdani and other freemasons. They were members of Drug Mafia. They were the top drug dealers. They loved Bribery and Blackmailing. They stole money from people. Shah knew it. Many knew it. But Shah loved them, and they were Shah’s close friends, because Corruption is a moral value. Ayadi, Yazdani, Hoveyda (Shahs 13-year Prime Minister) and many ministers and generals were Bahais. We all were Bahais. Our religion was and is money, power, Slavery and Khayemali (ass-licking). Shah’s family and friends were drug addicts. But they pretend otherwise, because Hypocrisy is a moral value. Shah’s sister was a great drug dealer. The Shah’s family and friends were top drug dealers. In 1972, Davaloo was arrested in Europe, because he was transporting drugs. All media talked about this issue. In 1961, Ashraf (Shah’s sister) was arrested for drugs. Europeans arrested her. Shah, his family and his friends were crooks, thieves, and corrupted people. I say such things about Davaloo, Ayadi, Qotbi etc because I love them, and I know that all people love such corrupted guys, too. Davaloo was a corrupt devil, but Shah loved him. Shah and all of us loved corruption and corrupted guys. It’s Morality. Shah was a man of morality ..

Q (whore): Shah was really a great man. But Shah’s critics were M-ason, Teryaki (drug addict), Terrorist, Spy ..

A (Gestapo): Yah, Shah was a stooge of foreigners (Amele Biganeh). We, Pahlavists, were stooges of foreigners (Nokar-e Biganeh). But we were nationalists, while our critics were terrorists, drug addicts, and puppets of the West. We, Pahlavists, are Khayemals (ass-lickers) and Va-Tan-Forouh (whores). Now many Pahlavists, who are crooks, thieves, spies and stooges, freely travel to Iran under the Mullah regime, and have good relations with Mullahs.

Q: Pahlavists are good guys. Only a few Marxists hated Shah and Pahlavists. Only a few Marxists said that Iran need Freedom and Democracy, and Shah is a bad guy …

A: Yah, a few Marxists said such bad things. But Shah was a good guy. We killed critics and dissidents, but we paid their families. We were such good guys. We killed and tortured critics, but we said they are drug addicts, not critics. We were such good guys ..

Q: You were good stooges of the West. But Mullahs are evil puppets ..

A: Yah, we allowed the West to control all aspects of life in Iran. The West decided about our oil, our army, our life and everything. But it’s not good that you say Mullahs are puppets of England. It’s not good that people refer to Mullahs as “Made in England”. We should respect Mullahs and England.

Q: Excuse me, We should love Mullahs, or We should hate Mullahs …

A: We should love what Arbab (Master) says. Shah’s men knew this. Alam loved Mullahs. Pakravan loved Mullahs. Nasiri and Moqadam loved Mullahs. Ma-sons loved Mullahs. In 1978, Sharif-Emami, the notorious M-ason, was appointed as the prime minister, because he had good relations with Mullahs. Masons and Mullahs were close friends ..

Q: I really hate Iranians, because they say bad things about the Arbab (master). I think we should try to smear all Iranians …

A: Yah, we should say all Iranians and all intellectuals are stupid whores, because you, me and Masoud Behnoud are stupid whores. It’s a good trick. All humans are stupid, because you and me are stupid. All Iranians are bad guys, because we and our friends are bad guys. In fact, A bunch of spies and stooges = All people …

Q: Such a great logic. You just (remind us) of Mullahs. The West and Monarchists (Pahlavists) love such logic. But Iranians are stupid, and just talk about Honesty, Humanity, Human values and such stupid things …

A: Iranians are stupid. Democracy means that you are a stupid sheep, and you need a SareKhar (shepherd) like Shah or Vali. The West knows Democracy. The West says Monarchy is Democracy, and we should accept what the West says. The West should decide about our life, because the West is smarter than us. But Iranians cannot understand such things. King, Dictator, Gestapo etc are symbols of Democracy. But Iranians don’t know Democracy, and don’t deserve it. Gestapo kills and tortures people because they deserve it. Gestapo censors the media and the press, because Gestapo cares about the real Freedom. We, Pahlavists, were Khayemal (ass-licker), Nokar-Sefat (so cheap) and Past-Fetrat (so mean and stupid). Only such people could work in the Pahlavi system, and the West loved this issue. But Iranians are stupid and ungrateful ..

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2 – Tragic Part

Q: Who were really the Shah’s men?

A: the Shah’s men were a bunch of spies and stooges. Amouzegar was a stooge of (IMF) and USA. Sharif-Emami was a notorious Free-m-ason. But in the 1960s, and also in 1978, Shah appointed Sharif-Emami as his prime minister! In 1977 to 1978, Amouzegar was the prime minister. He implemented (IMF plans), and made people even angrier. He said ‘Austerity measures’ are good things and can stop revolts! Amouzegar and Sharif-Emami just implemented (IMF plans) and the West’s plans, and paved the way for the 1979 Revolution. The US was behind people like Amouzegar and Ansari. We all knew this. But we ourselves were puppets and ..

Q: Who were stooges of Gestapo? Who worked for you? How you controlled …

A: Many worked for us. Behnoud worked for Savak. Alikhani worked for Savak (he is the editor (censor) of Alam’s memories). Ehsan Naraqi worked for Savak. Naraqi was my friend. Ehsan Naraqi was a long-life agent of (Big Brother). Naraqi and Shariati worked for us. Esmaeel Raeen worked for us, and we gave him our documents, and he wrote Books like “Free-m-asonry in Iran” and “The puppets of England, or English Stooges in Iran” (Hoquq-Begiran Englis dar Iran)! But after publishing these books, we told Shah and his wife: when the Shah’s men are free-m-asons, and Mullahs and many officials are English stooges and get money from England, they should be arrested; otherwise, it would be AberuRizi (very embarrassing), and people would laugh/ spit at us. But Shah loved to make a fool of himself. The Shah’s men are free-m-asons and Nokar-e Englis (puppets of England), but we do nothing?! It’s so shameful. It’s so stupid. But Shah didn’t want to hurt the UK and the US …

Q: Shah really knew that his men are spies/ stooges of the UK and the USA ?!

A: Yah, we knew, and he knew. He even knew that Alam, his right-hand man, is an English spy. Shah knew Rashidian, Shapoor Reporter, Sharif-Emami, and other M-I-6 agents. Shah knew that Amouzegar and his brother work for the IMF and the US. In 1977, they implemented (IMF plans like subsidies cut, austerity measures etc) and made people even angrier. Austerity measures (IMF Plans) was exactly what the Revolution needed. It was the exact opposite of what the Shah regime needed. But Shah was so stupid. In 1977 & 1978, they just created more Inflation, more poverty and more Corruption, and it’s just helped the West. The West wanted to topple the Shah. But the Shah was a stupid coward. He even didn’t dare to stop implementing (IMF plans) and the West’s plans in Iran. He dug his own grave. In 1977 & 1978, he appointed the notorious spies/ m-asons like Amouzegar and Sharif-Emami as his prime ministers. And I don’t know why (it just remind me of) the Mullah regime and the 2010s …

Q: Did you control Mullahs? Did you know what they do?

A: Many Mullahs were our puppets. We paid many Mullahs. Mullahs and Islamists like Shariati, Motahari and Beheshti had good relations with Savak. We knew that many Mullahs are corrupt guys, and have extramarital affairs with married women. Our agents pretended that they are married women but want more pleasure. So, Mullahs fucked married women, and we secretly filmed them. Their love scenes were filmed. We knew that Mullahs are such hypocrites. But the UK and the US were behind Mullahs …

Q: Shah’s men like Alam had good relations with Mullahs and Islamists …

A: Yah, Alam worked for England. Alam was Afsad Al-Fasedin (the most corrupt guys). England was behind Islamists like Fadayan Islam (Sacrificers for Islam), and Alam had close relations with these Islamists, who killed (assassinated) critics of England. They killed Hajeer, because Hajeer (the UK stooge) started criticizing England. They killed Kasravi, because he wrote some books about English stooges (Bahais etc). Islamists just served the England’s interests, but tried to pretend otherwise. They killed Razmara. But many, including Razmara’s family, said that Alam and England are behind Razmara’s assassination. Islamist killers were not punished for killing Kasravi, Razmara etc. Islamist killers were exempted from any punishment. Alam and England were behind these Islamists. Shah knew this, but he had a great fear of England ..

Q: Did you know the MEK and Rajavi? Did they work for Gestapo?

A: Yah, Rajavi worked for us. Rajavi’s brother, Kazem Rajavi, was my friend. I myself employed him to work for Gestapo. We killed all MEK’s leaders, and made Rajavi their new leader …

Q: What was the Shah’s mistake? Why the West toppled the Shah regime?

A: Shah wanted to get rid of ‘Oil Consortium’, and to sell Iran’s oil independently. In 1973, Shah said: In 1979, I will get rid of Consortium, and I myself would sell Iran’s oil as Persian oil. So Consortium (ie UK & US) tried to topple him. Shah wanted to have advanced weapons. It made them angry. But Shah was a stupid coward. He made many concessions to the West. Shah sacrificed his people for the West. Shah’s prime ministers (Eqbal, Sharif-Emami, Amini, Alam, Hoveyda, Amouzegar etc) were either Free-m-asons or US agents. In the 1970s, even in 1977 & 1978, they implemented (IMF plans) in Iran. Amouzegar obeyed (IMF & World Bank) and said Austerity measures can stop revolts! Amouzegar was Dalal (corrupt broker). Amourzar (and IMF) just tried to make Iran’s people even angrier. The West knew that Shah has a weak character. But they pretended that he is a smart guy, and he doesn’t need any wise advisor. They encouraged Shah (Shiresh kardan) to become a brutal dictator, to get rid of wise guys, and to make people even angrier. All experts and wise guys were dismissed for being wise and honest. So, at the time of the great crisis, Shah was alone. Only whores and ass-lickers were around him. Even Moqadam, the head of Savak, worked for the West. In 1978, He himself told me that he has close relations with the MI6. I wanted to tell this to the Shah. But I was expelled, and left Iran. Shah had already replaced experts with ass-lickers. So he finally drowned in the sea of crises and problems …

3 – Tragicomic Part

Q: Why idiots say you are a very bad guy and a brutal torturer …

A: I fought against terrorists, critics and dissidents. So they hate me. Idiots hate me. But I am better than Mullahs. Of course you should write a few bad things about me, otherwise people think you are our puppet …

Q: OK … When you left Gestapo in 1978, at age 42, you were still young. You went to the USA. But did you work for …

A: No. I did nothing. I just loved the USA. But I didn’t work for them. The USA and the UK betrayed us, but we should love them. The USA is our Arbab (master), and we should accept what our Arbab says …

Q: Do you know who killed Esmaeel Raeen and other critics of free-m-asons? many say Islamists killed him in 1979 …

A: It’s not important who killed him. I think fre-e-m-asons are good guys. Many spies and m-asons were good guys. For instance, Shapoor Reporter was a bad M-I6 Agent. But he was Farah’s (Shah’s wife) English teacher. He was a close friend of Alam (Shah’s right-hand man). Shah knew this, but Shah loved him. We all worked with him. We were such nationalists …

Q: Who controlled the Shah? Many say Alam and England controlled the Shah …

A: You should not say such bad things. We should love England and America …

Q: Oh, sorry, but who toppled the Shah?

A: the UK and the USA; the 1979 Revolt was a foreign plot. But we should love the US and the UK. They paid us to hurt Iranians, and to fuck Iran. They allowed us to live here, in the US. They know that we are killers, torturers, crooks and thieves, but we are not tried for our crimes. So, we should be grateful. We should lick their ass. But Shah’s foreign policy was stupid. He was giving many many concessions to the West, but he said he is actually “Giving some bones to the dogs” ! It was Shah’s foreign policy. The West wanted Blackmail, and Shah was giving them what they wanted (Baj Midad), because Shah wanted to silence them. It was our foreign policy. But Shah was a smart guy. Shah’s critics were and are “Khar va Ahmaq” (donkeys and idiots) ..

Q: Yah, Iranians are so stupid. But we, stupid bastards, are smart guys …

A: I am the smartest ‘stupid bastards’. I was the brain of the Shah Regime. I said to the Shah that if we arrest 1500 leaders of the revolt, then we can easily stop the Revolution. In 1978, Shah didn’t listen to this advice, but in 2009, Mullahs listened to this advice. Of course even if you arrest 1500 leaders, nothing will change unless the West and the Media support you. But in 1978, the West and the Media didn’t support the Shah. They wanted to topple the Shah. But in 2009 …

Q: Why the West toppled the Shah? What the West really wanted?

A: The US supported Mullahs, because the US thought that they can have a puppet regime with “Islamic Sauce and American Essence” in Iran. But now they have a puppet regime with “Islamic Sauce and English Essence”. Shah wanted to be a world power. But Shah was so weak. In 1978, about one year before the Revolution, Ashraf (Shah’s sister) told me that she wants to leave Iran, because the West wants to topple the Shah regime, and they should obey the West. I don’t know why they didn’t resist. But we all have learned that the West’s will is like the God’s will, and we should accept it ..

Q: Could you really control or prevent the Revolution?

A: Yes we could, but if Shah was not such a stupid coward and such a puppet dictator. Instead of caring about the West and what the West wants, we had to care about Iranians and what Iranian people want. But we just made people even angrier. The West betrayed us. But we should respect the West. The West is our Arbab (master). Iranian people are so stupid, and don’t deserve freedom and democracy. I hate Iranian people ..

Q: So, the Shah regime was not a corrupted regime. The Shah regime was actually a very good regime …

A: Yah, Shah was a great man. All the Shah’s men were corrupted people. But the Shah’s regime was a very good regime. Shah controlled all media, all universities and everything in Iran. Shah decided about all aspects of life and everything in Iran. Shah was a brutal dictator, and a puppet dictator. Shah just obeyed the West’s orders. Shah didn’t care about people and what people want. Shah just cared about what the West wants, because it was better for the people. So, the Shah’s regime was a very good regime ..

Q: And finally what you want to say to the younger generations …

A: I ask them to stop saying Shah was a puppet dictator, a corrupt guy, or a bad guy. Shah was a good guy. We were good guys. We were good dictators. Iranians should thank Shah and other puppet dictators. We should try to rewrite history …

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