Norway to Mullahs: Iran must be a Welfare State

In these days, most Iranians say: “Rouhani and his stupid cabinet are hurrying to show their true face!”, and many add: “Rouhani and his team are worse than AN. They even want to cut the AN’s aid ($15 per month)! They not only defend the fall of Rial !, but they repeat AN’s bullshit before the economic coup (cutting subsidies)! Rouhani and his team are stupid pigs”. In these days, many laugh and say: “this British Rouhani and the stupid UK/ US publish fake polls, tell stupid lies, repeat big mistakes and act like retards, and don’t know that events in history can reappear, but the first time as Tragedy, the second as Farce“. In these days, Iranians talk about the stupid Mullahs and stupid problems, specially economic problems, while the West’s media censors the voices of people and tells big lies. But here lets focus on solutions and what the wise Iranians say about “problems and solutions”. As the wise Iranians say: “Islamists just serve the West’s interests. In the Mullah system, retards and crooks are managers/ decision-makers, and those many Iranians who can solve Iran’s problems are suppressed. Even in colleges and universalities, retards and ass-lickers have the upper-hand, and the large army of the real Iranian elites, who can convert Iran into a world power, are systematically suppressed”. Many Iranians know the world and history. They say, for instance: “Norway reveals the truth: Instead of cutting subsidies or obeying the IMF, Iran must be a Welfare State”. Many Iranians know problems, and also solutions. As some wise Iranians say: “Iran and Norway both have an oil-dependent economy. Norway is a new and small country, but Iran is the cradle of civilization, the oldest country on earth, and the richest gas/ oil nation on earth. Today’s Iranians at least are as wise and educated as Norwegians. But Iran’s regime is so stupid. Norway established its Petroleum Fund in 1990. This fund is where the surplus of Norway’s oil sector is deposited. The surplus is generated from income tax on oil companies, levied on oil/ gas agreements, etc. Their fund’s current value is about $700 billion, or $140,000 per Norwegian“. They also add: “But in Iran, Mullahs just [act like retards]. In 2000, they created a stupid Oil Fund, known as ‘Saving Fund’. With the highest rise in oil revenues in the 2000s, the fund’s current value should be more than $1000 billion, or $14,000 per Iranian. But now even Mullahs say ‘AN’s corruption and
mismanagement’ ruined this fund. But Iranians ask: “What has happened to more than $1,500 billions of Iran’s revenues in the past 10 years? They should say what has happened to our money. Where is our oil money? in Mullah pockets or Western pockets?!’ Iran’s Oil Fund was plundered by AN and Mullahs. Now even the Mullah Parliament says: $400 billions have been lost (embezzled)!”. They also add: “Norway has many problems. But in Norway, the fund operates in a transparent manner. Its performance is disclosed every quarter. Norway’s government has many websites [1][2][7], in which they report to people on almost everything, including the details of oil revenues. But the colonial powers (like UK & US) and their tools (like IMF & lefts) just want to keep Iran unfree, week and dependent. They are behind the main problems of Iran and Iran’s economy (ie tyranny, puppet regimes, lack of freedom, lack of transparency, etc)”. As the wise Iranians say: “Iran has the biggest oil & gas resources in the world. Iran is number one in the oil & gas reserves in the world. Iran also has one of the world’s best Human Resources. Iran is a very rich country. Iran must be a Welfare State“. They also add: “But the West/ IMF and the retards/ spies in exile [pigs in BBC Persian, RoozOnline, etc] pretend that Iran is a poor country!, and that’s why Iran should cut subsidies! The West loves Islamists and retards, who just repeat (QerQereh) what the stupid West says. Islamists and whores in exile have low IQs. They worship the West or lick the ass of idiots like Chomsky or the IMF boss! […] the West censors the voices of Iranian people, and just care about retards/ whores like [Khomeini’s girls, Rouhani’s men, Khatamists, Pahlavists, MEK, etc]. But the large army of well-educated Iranians know what is ‘Aghl-e Salim’ (Common Sense), and they use their common sense when they talk about problems or solutions”.


In these years, many talk about ‘the welfare state‘, but the stupid Americans pretend that ‘Welfare State’ is Marxism or Socialism! The welfare state, as many define it, “is based on the principles of equality of opportunity, and equal access to the basic needs. In a welfare state, all people have access to basic things they need, such as healthcare, education, and food”. In fact, ‘welfare state’ is about “Maslow Hierarchy of Needs” (check Archive), and as we said before “the basic needs of all humans, without any discrimination, must be fulfilled in the modern society. [Basic needs = the first 2 levels of Maslow’s pyramid]. In this way the whole society will be more powerful. [Happy people] can build a very very better world”. But as the wise Iranians say: “there is no real welfare state in the world today. There are some models like the Nordic model; but they call themselves ‘Socialist systems’! They have many problems”. But here lets ignore their problems. As the wise Iranians say: “Norway is an oil nation with a model of welfare state. Norway has many problems, and Iran should have its own model of welfare state, and should eliminate the stupid problems of other models (today’s welfare states are: ‘Nordic countries (Sweden, Norway, etc), Germany, Switzerland, France, Canada, and a few other countries) But these models at least show: what Iranians said/ say is perfectly feasible”. As Norwegians say: “[In Norway] everyone has access to child benefits, unemployment benefits, pensions, maternity/ paternity and medical benefits no matter their wage or social status. Another good element is that Norway’s welfare state is very supportive of children (all medical care is free for children & pregnant women) The health care service is almost free. Education, even university, is free for all .. social welfare is a safety net. If anything happens such as sickness or unemployment, it is reassuring to know that you can get help if needed. Living in a place that has a strong welfare system gives extra security or peace of mind” [4]. It’s interesting to know that some compare the tax rates in the US and Norway [6], and the result is funny: there is no significant difference! “The effective income tax rate in Norway is 43%; in Massachusetts is 33%, and in Florida is 28%” [6]. As Norwegians say: “In Norway a bottom end wage is about kr. 240,000 [$48,000]. The poverty level is considered below kr. 215,000. A one bedroom apartment in Oslo to rent is kr. 72,000 p.a ($14,000)” [5] Of course many Norwegians complain, or say for instance: “Eating out is certainly a luxury. One large pizza at a restaurant is kr. 250 ($50); a large MacDonald meal is kr.120 ($20) .. Catching a bus for a day set you back kr. 50 ($10) .. Unemployment benefit only entitles you to a percentage of your previous wage, and after a year you are cut off unless for good reasons like injury .. a third of your wage gone to the tax-man .. for maternity leave/ paternity benefits you will need to have worked for a year .. basic pension is similar to a students income” [5] As many know, “with a population of 5 million, Norway is a small Scandinavian country” [8] But Norway enjoys “a [$700 billion] pension fund -one of the biggest in the world” [8] As some wise Iranians say: “In Norway, they have two oil funds: 1- the Petroleum Fund, that changed its name in 2006 to the ‘Government Pension Fund -Global’ (GPFG), and is only allowed to invest abroad 2- ‘Government Pension Fund -Norway’ (formerly the National Insurance Scheme Fund) that is allowed to invest only domestically. The idea behind the oil funds is ‘to pay for the future well-being of the people’ and ‘saving for the public rather than short-term spending and private profit. Norway’s regime knows obvious things. They say: In Norway, the sudden increase in oil prices has meant larger inflows to the fund and enhanced long-term welfare for its citizens’ [1] But in the Mullah regime, the sudden increase in oil prices has meant biggest corruptions and highest inflation rates in history!”. Now even Canada tries to know “How Norwegians have insulated their economy from the Dutch Disease” [8] They try to find a cure to Canada’s Dutch disease, and the Norwegian cure is simple: “When oil income exceeded what was needed to strengthen the welfare state, the rest was placed in a fund for future use (and investing abroad)” [9]. As some wise Iranians say: “What Norway did is like what Iranians already said, and the key point is: Investing abroad. ‘GPFG is invested in about 7,000 companies, in 70 countries. On average, the Fund owns 1.3% of all listed equities in the world’ [1][7]”. They also add: “Since 2005, Iranian economists warned AN about ‘Dutch Disease’ and pumping more and more money into the economy and Mullah pockets. All wise Iranians warned that it just creates Hyperinflation and ruins Iran’s economy. They said the surplus of Iran’s oil revenues should be invested abroad (in other countries), and it not only prevents the Dutch Disease
(hyperinflation, stagflation, etc), but it can convert Iran into a world power, and a welfare state. But AN and Mullahs just obeyed the IMF, and severed the West’s interests”. They also add: “Norwegians say: ‘a well functioning welfare system makes the economy less vulnerable to economic shocks ‘ [2]. But Mullahs love economic shocks and just obey the IMF. After a 1000% increase in the price of basic goods, they still want to implement IMF Plan!, which created nothing but disaster. Now British Mullahs (Rouhani, etc) say they want to cut the so-called AN Aid ($15 per month) to 20 million people! If they really do it, it not only proves that Rouhani is a British spy and Rouhani is worse than AN, but it can cause big riots, simply because: 1- Iran doesn’t have 20 million rich men, 2- they even don’t know who is rich or who is poor, because their tax system is so stupid. Mullah paradoxes are laughable. If they had a good/ transparent tax system, they would not need to obey the IMF and dig their own grave”. Iranians know many things. As some wise Iranians say: “Islamists are sick idiots. But Norwegians refer to Americans as Yankees [9], Donkeys, etc and say: ‘In America and Europe, they have spent money they don’t have. But we don’t spend money we do have‘ [1] In Norway, ‘troublemakers/ populists’ create many problems/ corruptions, and the story of ‘Statoil and Mullahs’ is just one example. Their oil production started in 1971, and now oil is Norway’s most important industry. But they don’t act like Islamists, and don’t lick the IMF’s ass. They know why Iranians and others say: ‘IMF is anti-Wellbeing (anti-Welfare). IMF loves corruption and hates transparency, justice, and progress”.


As some wise Iranians say: “In these days, Rouhani’s team act like retards, while almost all people laugh/ spit at them. Rouhani’s economic guys are really retards. They go to the Mullah TV, and tell bad old jokes. For instance, Rouhani’s spokesman (Nobakht), who is a Basiji faggot, says: ‘Our prices (petrol price, etc) are less than
international prices. So, we should increase them” (Oct 2013) or Rouhani’s Health minister, who is a Basiji retard, says: ‘In Iran, petrol is cheaper than water; we should cut subsidies and use this money to build xy” (Oct 2013) But most Iranians laugh and say: ‘Oh, yah, AN said exactly the same thing!, and then AN raised the price of petrol by 900%! (from 800r to 7000r) But what happened?! what they did to that money?! Did they build xy?! No, Mullahs just put our money in their own pockets’. Rouhani’s men are sick retards. In 2010- 2011, the value of dollar was about 10,000r, so when AN implemented the IMF plans and cut subsidies, all Iranian prices became equal to the international prices!, while the Iranian incomes were a lot (about 1000%) less than the international incomes!, and Iran’s people actually paid massive subsidies to Iran’s regime! But in 2012- 2013, after ruining Iran’s national product, Mullahs raised the dollar value by 300%, and it just nullified their IMF Plans ! [..] when the dollar value increased by 300%, the petrol price, that was 70 cents, became 20 cents! It just nullified their IMF Plans! It also ruined Rial and people’s incomes (average income, that was $1000, became $300!) But Rouhani says the 300% increase in dollar value is good !”. They also add: “IMF Plans and Mullah acts in 2010-2013 had no result, and just created a vicious circle of hyperinflation. Mullahs just hurt Iranians, and helped the West. But Rouhani’s men act like retards and try to prove that British spies (Rouhani, etc) are worse than Jewish spies (AN, etc)! Now almost all Iranians just laugh at Rouhani’s team and say: these motherfuckers are stupid mules (Olagh/ Oscol); they have no shame and no brain; after implementing [IMF Plan] and a 1000% increase in the price of everything, that was a total failure, now they say: ‘Az Noe Dam Dam !’ (Lets go back to square one! Lets repeat our big mistakes!)“. We should write more about the funny paradox of ‘IMF Plan & Dollar Value’. But now, most Iranians say: “petrol price is 7k R and water price is 3k R; but Mullahs still tell joke .. they cut subsidies and prices of petrol, electricity, water, flour, bread, etc increased by 1000%. But what happened?! .. they just ruined Iran’s economy .. They pay us in Rial, but they ask us to pay them in Dollar! Our income is in Rial, but our spending is in Dollar! F-u-ck you, British Mullahs”. Iran’s people are not stupid. Many Iranians truly say: “instead of cutting subsidies, they should increase subsidies and Iranians should live in a real [Welfare State]. Iran is a very rich country. If Mullahs don’t steal our money and don’t help Iran’s enemies, Iranians can live in one of the best [Welfare States]“. Now even little kids know that the IMF Plan was a total disaster. But Mullahs still obey the IMF. As some wise Iranians say: “Norway and Canada talk about ‘Tax Reform’ and ‘high taxation rates for oil companies’. But the stupid Mullahs still talk about ‘IMF plans’ or ‘Subsidies Reform’, while Iran need ‘Tax Reform’, Transparency, Low inflation, etc. In Iran, most people know obvious things, and say: Iran is a rich country .. Iran must have a low inflation rate [2% to 5%] Iran must invest the oil money, but Mullahs just waste our oil money or divert it into their own pockets”. They also add: “In Norway, they care about CO2 tax on the oil industry [9] and ‘limiting the power of foreign oil companies’ [9]. In Norway, foreign oil companies like Shell say: ‘Norwegian state enjoys a somewhere between 60% and 70% of the whole profits’ [9] But Mullahs even refuse to impose a ‘tax on Bazaris (Islamist businessmen) who pay no tax (0%)!’ The Mullah system is a corrupt and stupid system. Their Central Bank defends the fall of the Rial value and ‘high inflation’ !, while Norway Central Bank knows obvious things”. As the wise Iranians say: “Iran’s massive oil wealth is much more than Norway’s. Norwegians just save and invest their oil money, and use its profits to make a welfare state. As their media says: ‘Western countries are suffering from huge national debt and sluggish economies, [but] Norway is in the world’s luckiest position. Norway’s welfare state and management of its oil resources that have made the country so strong when [the West and] the US are proving to be weak‘ (Aug 2013). If Iran’s regime had acted like Norway and Iran’s welfare state and managing oil funds had made Iran so strong, then instead of talking about sanctions, the West would have kissed Iran’s ass”. They also add: “Mullahs are so stupid. But Norway knows obvious things. They know ‘If Norway had used the oil money in the ordinary economy at the same rate it flowed in, there would undoubtedly have been seriously negative consequence’ [1][2] Norway subsidizes petrol for its own people‘ [1] They know that ‘price stability’ or ‘low and stable inflation‘ is so important [2] They say: ‘Inflation is the same as a decline in the value of money. The higher inflation becomes, the less your savings are worth. When inflation is high, it tends to be variable. It creates uncertainty as households/ firms become unsure of their future income and expenses. The objective of [our] monetary policy is annual inflation of [2% to 3%]’ [2] They know obvious things about Inflation rate and Interest rate (when interest rate is 9%, inflation rate must be 7% or 8%, not 44%!) They know if you care about justice, and if you want to help national product or people, then you must care about ‘low and stable inflation‘ and transparency. Norway Central Bank is not as dishonest as Mullahs. Their website has a ‘Price Calculator’ page, in which as they say: ‘you can calculate equivalent value of 100 1900-kroner in 2003 [or] 1816. [You can find] the rise (in per cent) in the price level in the selected period. You can calculate price inflation from 1516‘! [2] By looking at Norway Central Bank’s website, any sane person can see how AN and Mullahs played with ‘monetary policy’, ‘interest rates’, ‘economic stability’ etc and ruined Iran’s economy. Norway tries to ‘make the economy less vulnerable to economic shocks ‘ [2] But Mullahs love economic shocks!, and just obey the IMF. AN licked the IMF’s ass and said: ‘Economic shocks and High inflation are good’ ! And now Rouhani and his Central Bank obey the IMF and say: the fall of the Rial value is good !”.


As the wise Iranians say: “In the post-2009, the West, the left and Islamists showed their true face. When Iran was experiencing the biggest rise in oil prices and oil revenues, AN and Mullahs ruined Iran’s economy, and instead of talking about Iranian welfare state, they started cutting subsidies, obeying the IMF, and ruining Iran’s national product! And the Left praised them!”. Iran is richer than Norway. But as the OECD says: “In Norway, the average household net-adjusted disposable income is $31,459 a year, more than the OECD average of $23, 047 [& the Iran average of $3,600!] .. In terms of employment, over 75% of [Norwegians] have a paid job, above the OECD average of 66% .. and the top 20% of the Norwegians earn [just] 4 times as much as the bottom 20%” [3] But as some Iranians say: “In Iran, the top 10% of the population earn 50 times as much as the bottom 10%! In fact, Mullahs f-u-ck the poor, and the Left praise Mullahs!”. They also add: “Mullahs and idiots tell many bad jokes. For instance, they say: ‘Iranians work 44hours a week and 2024 hours a year; but it’s less than the working hours in the West’ ! But as the OECD reports: ‘People in Norway work 1426 hours a year, less than the OECD average of 1776 hours‘! [3] 1426 hours a year mean ‘4 hours per day’! In fact, you can say: In Norway, the number of holidays is 180 days (half a year!), and Norwegians only work 8 hours per day in 180 days’! As Norwegians say: ‘Vacations and free-time is very important in Norway 38-hour working week (5 days * 7.5 hours)’. By a simple calculation [(52 [weeks] * 38 [hours] – 1426) / 38 = 14.5], you can see that Norwegians can enjoy about 14 weeks (3 months) vacations! They truly say: ‘long work hours impair personal health, [efficiency, etc]’ [3] The wise guys care about Efficiency, while retards care about Slavery, and that’s why +75% of working hours in Iran is wasted. As the OECD says: ‘Norwegians are more satisfied with their lives .. 86% of Norwegians say they have more positive experiences in an average day (enjoyment, etc) than negative ones (pain, worry, sadness, etc). This figure is higher than the OECD average of 80%’ [3] But in Iran, this figure is less than 35% (one third), because Iran’s regime is a stupid anti-Iran regime”. Norway has many problems. As some Iranians say: “If you check the Norwegian blogs/ websites, you can see that they criticize their corrupt politicians, who are populists and Bribe voters with Oil Money. But at least Norway’s regime is not anti-Norwegian!, and cares about Norway, not IMF or foreign companies!”. They also add: “What Iran needs is simple: Open Society. Iran can have a good and fair tax system, and the oil money can convert Iran into a world power. But Mullahs just obey the UK/ IMF, and serve the West’s interests”. They also add: “Norway’s oil fund aims to have 60% of its money in equities, 35% in bonds, and 5% in real estate’ [1][7] (equities = shares in a company from which you receives some of the company’s profits) They say: Petroleum Fund’s average return is 4% .. Investments in real estate returned 4%; equities returned 1% and bonds 1.5%’ [2][7] Yah, their investments are stupid. But Iranians are good businessmen, and know that ‘equities are not stable; real state […]”. They also add: “some say the welfare state is good, but is not stable; welfare state = bankruptcy! But it’s wrong. If instead of spending your (oil) money, you save it, invest it, and just use returns on your investments, you will get richer […] Norway shows the truth of what Iranians already said: ‘Oil may be a cause of corruption & unaccountable government. But with an open society and a transparent system for saving/ investing the oil wealth, you can solve many problems and politicians cannot ruin all things’. Now ‘solution’ is clear: We can use our oil money to invest in highly profitable businesses in the world. We can use our oil money to buy a large share of the world’s industries. If Norway has 7,000 companies in 70 countries, Iran can have 70,000 companies in 170 countries. If Norway owns 1.3% of all equities in the world, Iran can own 10% of all equities, bonds and real states in the world. Iran is the richest oil nation on earth. Iran (Persia) used to be a superpower, and now the large army of young, wise, and educated Iranians can restore the Aryan/ Persian Glory. Islamists and ass-lickers just serve the West’s interests. But the real Iranian elites have many good plans, and know what Iran needs -from a renaissance in Science, Technology, and Research And Development to a renaissance in Freedom & Democracy. Iranians know that Iran’s economy needs Transparency more than anything else. When Iran suffers from the lack of transparency, widespread corruption ruins everything, and Iranian people will not pay tax to a corrupt system that suffers of tyranny and mismanagement. If you look at the long history of Iranian Civilization, you can see that Iranians have always resisted paying tax to tyrants, puppet regimes, or corrupt governments. It’s part of the Iranian culture. So, Iran’s regime must care about Transparency, if they want to ask Iranians to pay tax. Iran’s enemies just try to keep Iran undemocratic, because they know that if Iran can get rid of tyranny and mismanagement, then Iran will be a superpower again […] When Norway talks about ‘tax reform’, ‘low and stable inflation’, ‘public oversight’, ‘transparency’, ‘social safety nets’, ‘tax-financed welfare state with generous benefits & high quality public services’, etc it just remind you of what the wise Iranians said in the 20th century. And you should not forget that ‘100 years ago, Norway was among the poorer countries of Europe and the world[2] And you should not forget that today’s Iranians are wiser and more informed than their Western counterparts. They can easily convert Iran into a world power”. Yah, today’s Iranians know what is good for Iran.

For more information:

[1] Government Pension Fund Global (GPFG) at [URL: h-t-tp://]/ Ministry of Finance
[2] Norway Central Bank (“Inflation” page at URL:
h-t-tp:// ) [3] OECD Better Life index: Norway
[4] Life in Norway, 1 , by a Norwegian, 2010
[5] Life in Norway, 2 , 2010
[6] Tax Rates in the US and Norway , 2011
[7] NBIM, that manages Norway’s Oil Fund (GPFG), URL:
[8] “How Norway captures oil revenues to benefit Norwegians”, by Canadian authors, March 2013
[9] “The Norwegian Oil Experience”, by H. Ryggvik, 2010

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