In these days, if you open your eyes, you can learn many things. As the wise Iranians say: “The UK and the British media are revealing many things. What the Guardian, the BBC, and the British Media say are the biggest lies in history. Now you can see why the BBC is the Big Brother Corporation, or why the Guardian is the guardian of Big Brother, or why most Iranians hate the UK and British Mullahs”. They also add: “In this year (before and after the 2013 Mullah Show) the Guardian, the BBC and the British media tell many historic lies. Several books can be written about the British Lies in 2013”. But here lets just take a look at what the Guardian says in these days, and what Iranians say about the UK. As the wise Iranians say: “the Guardian, the BBC, and the British media use many British-Orwellian tricks, but their best dirty trick is ‘Old Trick’. The basic elements of ‘Old Trick’ are: (1)censoring facts/ news (2)telling the exact opposite of the truth! For instance, when Mullahs are hurting Iranian women in the streets, the Guardian uses ‘Old Trick’, that means: (1)they censor this fact (2)they try to help Mullahs with inventing a stupid story. When Iranian woman are being suppressed, the British pigs censor this fact, and talk about an unknown British Islamist (Gerami), call her ‘Iran’s first female triathlete’ !, and pretend Mullahs are giving Iran’s women more freedom! The UK and the Guardian (GU) use ‘Old Trick’ a lot. For instance, Mullahs increase the internet filtering and send paradise on the internet lines. But do you know what does GU do?! They use ‘Old Trick’: (1)they censor news/ facts of the tragedy of the internet in Iran (2)they not only censor the facts, but they tell big lie: ‘Iran removes filters from Twitter and Facebook’ ! (Sep 2013) […] As Iranians and even the WSJ say: ‘The cabinet choices (Zarif, Janati, etc) made by Rouhani signal that Mullahs are pursuing a dual policy: (Giving concessions to the West, Oppressing Iranians at home)’. Iranians hate Janati and know the meaning of his appointment. But do you know what does GU do?! They use ‘Old Trick’: (1) they censor the facts (2) they tell bad lies and praise Janati, the son of Bin Laden! The Guardian and the BBC say: ‘Although Janati is son of hardliner, but he raises press hopes of greater freedoms [!!] Iranians say Janati is a fundamentalist, and a firm believers in Velayat Faqih (Islamic Tyranny) .. But Janati is a capable official. He’s a diplomat who has traveled around the world [!] He has an open mind [!!]’ (Aug 2013) Can you believe it?! […] In this year, even the Mullah media and Rouhani’s team talk about the horrible corruptions and embezzlements in the AN’s era, and Iranians publicly curse AN. But do know what does GU do?! They use ‘Old Trick’: (1)they censor the facts, and say nothing about AN’s corruptions (2)they not only censor the facts, but they even say: ‘Iranians, specially the poor, still love AN’ ! What the Guardian says is the biggest lies and the biggest insults to human intelligence in history. There are many other examples. For instance, Mullahs are still fucking Iran’s economy. Now Iranians and even the Mullah media report: ‘Gas Bills go up .. 30% increase in Egg’s price .. 50% increase in the internet’s price .. 50% increase in the price of bus/ metro ticket etc’. But do you know what does the Guardian say/ do?! They not only censor such facts and say nothing about ‘IMF Plans’ in Iran, but they tell big lies: ‘Iran’s economy boosted by Rouhani [!] Food prices experienced a decline in staple categories like grains, meat, and sugar’ !! (Sep 2013). History will never forget the British Lies […] According to dictionaries, ‘Guardian = (1) [Negahban] someone who protects something (2) [Ghayem] someone who is legally responsible for looking after somebody’. And now it’s obvious why Iranians say: the UK is the guardian of Mullahs. In Iran, when you ask people Who is the Mullahs’ guardian? Most people say: the UK ! Iranians are not stupid”. They also add: “In this year, when you read the Guardian, you not only think that you are reading the Mullah media, but you think that you are living in the Orwellian world of ‘1984’. In the UK, the most prestigious media is the Guardian! And when their most prestigious media is this Big Brother media […]”. They also add: “Some think that the Guardian is the guardian of democracy! But the Guardian is nothing but the guardian of Big Brother. In these years, a group of Greek/ Spanish protesters write about the Guardian’s lies/ censorship [for more info, check Archive]. Even the Brits write about censorship, cover-up, corruption and lie within the Guardian, the BBC, or the British media. But what they say suffer from two main problems: (1)their uncensored materials are weak or unverifiable (2) their good things are censored! As the Britons say: ‘MI5, MI6, and GCHQ censor everything. GCHQ totally censors the Internet to block access to [critical remarks/ websites] and their caches on Search Engines’! And that’s why it’s hard to find even one good cartoon/ article about the UK problems. As the Britons say: ‘British Censorship goes beyond Orwell’s imagination. The UK censors the internet and search engines to block out those parts of the Internet they wish to remain hidden’. The UK is really the land of Censorship”.
The good Britons try to tell the truth about the UK. But unfortunately, the voices of good Britons are censored. The number of good and serious websites in the UK is small. For instance, some Britons have created a website about the Guardian lies and try to tell “the story of corruption and cover-up within the British Press” . They say good things like: “In the UK, the history books are rewritten .. the Guardian (the most influential newspaper in the UK) succeeded in deceiving the British nation .. the Guardian is ‘a serial liar’ [and just tries to] brainwash the people of Britain” . But what these Britons say is not a new thing. And we, Iranians, cannot verify their facts. I hope more non-Iranians can write about more facts, but here lets just focus on what Iranians say. As some wise Iranians say: “What the Guardian, the BBC and the British media did and said in 2009 and 2013 revealed their true colors. Now there is no doubt that the Guardian censors the voices of people, and ‘Comment is Not Free’ at the Guardian. They censor the voices of Iranians, but publishes the big lies of spies/ whores! In 2013, the Guardian has a new section, ‘Tehran Bureau’. Gareth Smyth, the notorious MI6 agent and the chairman of Tehran Bureau, loves to tell big lies like: ‘Iranian people, specially the poor, love AN’! (May 2013) or ‘Iranians [love] Khatami. ‘Khatami strikes back’ ! (Sep 2013). And it’s funny that some days after his new bullshits, Khatami had an article on the Guardian!, in which Khatami licks the US/ UK ass! As many know and say: ‘Tehran Bureau is a cesspool of stupid spies. A bunch of MI6/ CIA agents and little whores (like G. Smyth, Jason R., Borger, Kamali Dehghan, Ganji, Behnoud, etc) write/ work for the Guardian (GU) and Tehran Bureau (TB). The Guardian’s Tehran Bureau is nothing but the Tehran Bureau of the MI6/ CIA’. Many TB’s articles have anonymous authors. But as Iranians guess, these articles are written by Jason R. or Smyth. Now Mullahs are hurting Iranian women/ men, and Iranians are laughing at Mullahs and their ‘Heroic Cowardliness’, but GU & TB just tell bad lies: ‘Rouhani sets out his vision for a new and free Iran ! .. the Iranian people love Khamenei’s talk of ‘heroic flexibility’ !! (Sep 2013) Yah, it’s unbelievable! But it’s exactly what GU & TB say”. As the witty Iranians say: “Now when Iranians watch the BBC or read the Guardian, they use many nice words [that are better left unsaid]! Their politest words are Mathar-ghabeha (Motherfuckers), Jaake[..] (Pimps), Bastards, etc. Now, the Iranian people laugh at the UK and UK stooges, and say: ‘What the UK, the BBC and the Guardian are doing is ‘Heroic Pimping! .. Britain and British stooges play the role of ‘Pimp’ ! .. the BBC and the British media are Mullah Media .. What the UK is doing is Heroic Pimping!, and what British Mullahs are doing is Heroic Prostitution! .. What Mullahs say about their ‘Heroic Softness’ is one of the best jokes of all times. Mullahs say: ‘what Whores do is a Heroic job’ ! But the Guardian just praises Mullahs and refer to their ‘heroic crap’ as ‘Champion’s Leniency’!, while the Iranian people say: ‘Heroic Softness or ‘Bozdeli Ghahramanane!’ (Heroic Cowardliness!) is the most laughable contradiction in terms .. Heroic Softness is ‘[..]Dadan Ghahramanane or Heroic Prostitution! .. the UK loves Mullah Heroic Weakness!’. In fact, Iranians know the UK, but the UK still acts like retards”. In these days, as some wise Iranians say: “Mullahs are hurting Iranian women/ men. The internet was/ is too slow. Mullahs still violate people’s basic rights. But the British media censors the facts and tells big lies. For instance, GU’s First page has shameful headlines like: 19 Sep 2013: ‘Iran frees prisoners ahead of US visit + Rouhani’s [bullshits]’, 20 Sep 2013: ‘Obama may meet Rouhani + Rouhani sets out vision for new Iran ! + Editorial: An opportunity to be seized etc’, 22 Sep 2013: ‘Hardliners’ tacit support for Rouhani + Editorial: Rouhani’s courage offers real Hope! etc’. The Guardian (GU) and the BBC just insult your intelligence. GU tells bad lies like: ‘After years of seeing their personal freedoms and political demands quashed, young Iranians hope Rouhani’s government will create open up Iranian society [!!!] .. Iranians love Khamenei and his recent comments about ‘Heroic [Cowards]’ [!!] .. Iranians love the recent talks between Mullahs and the US [!!] .. In Iran, the US sanctions are breaking everyone’s knees [!!!] Iranians say: ‘We want to see that Obama shakes hands with Rohani’ [!!!]‘ (GU, Sep 2013) Can you believe it?! It’s exactly what the CIA/MI6 agents -Jason R., Kamali, etc- write at GU in September 2013. Now the Guardian tells the biggest lies in history”. They also add: “In September 2013, GU writes about: ‘A political opening-up in Iran ahead of Rouhani’s UN visit’ !, ‘A historic meeting between Mullahs and Great Satan !, ‘Rouhani’s attempt to improve Mullah relations with the West’ ! or ‘Mullahs: an opportunity to be seized’ ! The UK and the British pigs see Mullahs and Mullah Heroic Weakness as an opportunity to be seized !. As Iranians say, now the soup is too salty and even the cook protests against it! Now, the Mullah TV stupidly tries to reject what the Guardian and the BBC say, because what they say just proves that the UK is behind the Mullah regime, and Mullahs are nothing but ‘British Stooges’. So, Mullahs desperately try to save face. Of course they don’t condemn the Guardian! Because the Guardia not only censors the important news/ facts, but tells big lies and helps Islamists. Now GU, UK, and UK stooges talk about ‘their plans for a new and free Iran’ !!, but GU clearly adds: ‘There are today more than enough signs to indicate that Mullahs want to make a deal with the West … and Iran remains an Islamic theocracy with a tight hold on its citizens [!!]” (GU, Sep 2013). Can you believe it?! They tell paradoxical jokes! But what they say is the British dream. It’s what the British barbarians want. They still live in 19th century, and dream of their puppet dictators! But today’s Persians just laugh at the UK. Persians will certainly pay Britain back for what the UK did and do to Iran. Sooner or later, Iran and Iranians will say to the UK: Now it’s payback time”.
Some Britons say: “Censorship by the British media is a very real threat to democracy”  They write about “the Guardian’s liars and their lies” . But most Britons don’t know that the UK has hurt other nations. As the wise Iranians say: “The UK has been the number one enemy of Freedom, Democracy, and Progress in Iran. Many think that the Mullah regime is the main enemy of Iranians and good things in Iran. But the recent years revealed the truth. The truth is that the world is very complex, and the main Enemy of ‘Freedom, Democracy, and Progress’ in Iran is not Mullahs, but is the West. The main enemies of the Iranian people and the freedom and democracy in Iran are (in order of priority & importance): (A) The anti-Iran West (-1-UK -2-USA -3-EU, Russia, etc) (B) Puppets of the West (-4-Jews and Arabs -5- Mullah Regime -6- other puppets, including Whores/ Spies in Exile)”. We have already written about this issue (Check Archive for “Iranians Should Stop Anti-Iran Mafia, not Mullahs”, etc), and we should write more about it later. But as the wise Iranians: “The UK is the old enemy of Iran and democracy in Iran. The UK has Iranian blood on its hands, and must be made to pay. Now the British media just show that Iran’s national interests is the exact opposite of what the UK/ Islamists want. In these days, Big Brother’s media says: ‘White House [loves] Historic Obama meeting with Mullahs! .. White House spokesman acknowledged Dramatic shifts in Mullah language .. Mullahs and the US worked together closely [!] on the 2003 Mullah Grand Bargain offer to America, an initiative ignored by Bush’ (Sep 2013). Now the UK and UK stooges talk about ‘their plans for a new and free Iran [!!]’ (Sep 2013). But almost all Iranians hate the UK, and don’t want the Barbarian UK and UK stooges make plan for Iran! Iranians asked Mullahs to stop listening to the UK advice & being puppets of the UK. But now, ‘Former British Foreign Secretary says Mullahs are Ready For A Settlement’ On Nuclear Issue [!]’ (REF, Sep 2013) As our people ask: ‘British Foreign Secretary works for Mullahs, or he is Mullahs’ legal guardian?!‘. The stupid UK is revealing many things. Former British Foreign Secretary Jack Straw had an interview with RFE shortly after Khamenei’s talk of ‘Heroic Cowardliness’. What Straw said to this CIA media was [so funny]. Straw said: ‘I’m a British politician. I [defend] the Mullah regime, because I should defend Britain’s national interest [!!]‘ It’s obvious why Iranians just laugh and say: ‘Ajab ! Mullahs and Britain?! Mullahs and Great Satan?! Mullahs & Estekbar (Imperialists-Zionists) are making love?! Ajab!’ The Iranian people are much smarter than the British pigs. Now average Iranians say: ‘the so-called Activists/ Journalists in Exile are nothing but [Whores/ Spies in Exile]. They are stooges of the UK and US. They are the most stupid/ incapable [UK stooges since the Qajar dynasty (1779-1924)]’ ! Today’s Iranians are among the most informed people in history”. They also add: “When the West praises Mullahs, Iranians start hooting with laughter! When ‘US State Department praises the Mullah regime’ or ‘UK foreign secretary, Hague, praises Mullahs and their Heroic Cowardliness’, or when the notorious anti-Iran whore, Jason Rezaian, writes for the Guardian/ Washington Post: ‘Iranians love Obama and Mullahs’ !, or when the media says: ‘Mullahs celebrating the Zionist new year’ or ‘Zarif and the daughter of US House leader Nancy Pelosi [make love] on Twitter’. The Iranian people just laugh at the West and Mullahs, and express their anger by making jokes like: ‘Although access to the so-called Zionist websites (Facebook & social media) and millions of other websites, is blocked to the Iranian people, Mullahs and the West make love on Zionist websites!, and prove that Islamists are Heroic prostitutes and the West is Heroic Pimp! .. Mullahs and Hajj Hussein (Obama) are close friends and Heroic Cowards’. Now, the Guardian says: ‘[We] worked very hard to select Rouhani’ ! (Sep 2013) It’s a rare and good confession. In this year, GU, UK media, and US media -from the CIA media like RFE to the Washington Post, AP, NY times and Huffington Post- worked very hard to help the 2013 Mullah Show. In this year, even the Britons say: ‘UK government moves to censor media coverage of recent scandals .. In July 2013, GCHQ’s agents went to the Guardian’s offices and supervised the destruction of the hard drives containing information acquired from Snowden. A D-Notice was issued the day after Snowden’s leaks. But the Guardian or the BBC did not reveal the D-Notice’s existence. In the UK, D-Notice is just one of the official requests to news editors not to publish or broadcast facts on the grounds of ‘national security’ or ‘national interests’. A D-Notice was also served on the UK media in November 2010, 2 days prior to WikiLeaks leaks’. But the real tragedy is that you can see the same things in the US. Now the Britons say: ‘The response of media outlets to the June 17, 2013 D-Notice is ample proof that the British Media are controlled by the Big Brother. The overwhelming majority of the British media have complied with the D-Notice and remained silent. The UK right-wing media even launched an open attack on Snowden using anti-democratic/ authoritarian arguments’. And it’s like what you can see in the US. When a political whore like Noam Chomsky is the US top intellectual, Americans soon will repeat what the witty Brits say: ‘[the best things that] the UK regime says to the media and people is: Keep Calm and Don’t Eat Shit !”.
The wise Iranians say: “Most Iranians know the UK, and say: ‘the UK just tries to keep Iran weak and dependent’. Iranians know why the UK media praises Islamists and ‘Mullah Weakness/ Foolishness’. Iranians are not stupid. Now when you ask Iranians: What’s the Mullah policy? Most Iranians say: ‘Making concessions abroad, Suppressing people at home It’s a British policy [belongs to the 19th century]’ ! Iranians also say: ‘We don’t want the UK praises Iran’s regime. We don’t want [the Jewish CIA, Leverett, etc] praise Iran’s regime. We don’t want Iran’s enemies praise Iran’s regime”. After the 2013 show, we wrote about the Iranian comments on [*]: What Mullahs must do and What Mullahs should not do. As most Iranians said and say: ‘If Mullahs try to give concessions to Iranians, it’s a good thing’. But Iranians also add: “Mullahs and their masters should know that they get nowhere with this British policy (Making concessions abroad, Suppressing people at home) that belong to the 19th century or the Age of Puppet Dictators”. As the wise Iranians say: “The UK and the Guardian say: ‘There are today more than enough signs to indicate that Mullahs want to make a deal with the US .. [these signs are] the recent exchange of letters between the US and Mullahs; the decision to transfer the nuclear file to Zarif; Mullah speech about Heroic [Cowardliness]; Increasing the internet [Filtering and Censorship] [!]; [Attacking] the Iranian woman [in the streets] [!]; and many other [shameful] things! Mullahs are waving the olive branch!’ (GU, Sep 2013)’. The Guardian and the BBC love idiots or whores like Khatamists/ Islamists, while most Iranians see Islamists as ‘a bunch of whores/ spies’. Khatamists and Whores/ Spies in Exile just say what ‘UK & US’ want. For instance, they say: ‘The US must seize this opportunity to repair relations with Mullahs .. the Mullah regime has taken substantial steps towards reform in Iran [!!] .. today even the supreme leader is speaking of ‘Heroic Cowardliness’! .. Even Basijis and Hardliners Join Supporters of Talks with the US [!] .. Mullahs Preparing the Political Atmosphere for a Deal with Great Satan!’. The UK loves whores/ Islamists. The British media, including the BBC, the Guardian, the Economists, the Reuters, the Times, and the Financial Times, are the Big Brother media, and repeat the same big lies/ bullshits. Now the British-American propaganda machines just remind you of ‘1984’ or the Goebbels propaganda”. They also add: “If Mullahs follow the UK advice, their fate is quite clear. Now even the Western media says: ‘Western diplomats believe Mullahs is playing a high-risk strategy that could face resistance from Iranians’ (Sep 2013). Mullahs have two main choices: (1) they listen to the UK, the US, the Jewish CIA, etc and care about what the West or the anti-Iranian pigs want (2) they listen to the Iranian people, and care about what Iran and Iranians want. Now, Iranians clearly say: ‘Obama, the UK, and traitors (Khatamists, etc) should go to hell .. First and foremost, the US most apologize to the Iranian people for the US-backed 2009 coup, and what the US did in these years’. The US and Mullahs get nowhere with denying the most important events in Iran’s modern history, ie the 2009 coup, the West’s anti-Iran Racism, or the story of that Jewish spy (AN). Now, even their own analysts say: ‘AN (AhmadiNejad) was a catastrophe for Iran. He did more damage than could be imagined‘! But when Mullahs insult people’s intelligence, deny problems, hurt Iranians, and when the internet, media, artists, writers, thinkers, etc are openly/ harshly banned, censored and filtered, Iranians only can hate Mullahs, and no one can ask Iranians to forgive Mullahs”. They also add: “Now you can hear the voices of two groups: people and pimps! Pimps controls prostitutes, and now the British pimps, the Jewish pimps, the Lefty pimps, etc try to control prostitutes like Islamists. Now Iran’s people just joke about pimps. Iranian people are silent, but they are watching the ‘Mullah- Great Satan’ game. Iranians are watching the UK and the British media. Iranians are watching the West and its puppets. Iranians are watching the anti-Iran pimps”. As we said before, the West and its whores censor many facts, and play stupid games. But Iranians know why the anti-Iran Jews/ Arabs say: “No time left for negotiations with Iran .. we must do everything [ie War] to prevent Iran [not Mullahs] from obtaining nuke”! Iranians know why the West loves and helps Islamists, terrorists, or dictators. As we said before, [**]: Iranians know who is who. Iranians know what they want. “[The majority of Iranians] say: We are not politicians. We don’t care about Rohani, AN, or other shits .. But they must solve political and economical problems. It’s their job. [It’s the job of politicians to solve political problems]. They must defend Iran’s Rights. They must care about what we, Iranians, want. What we want is a free and powerful country“ [**]. As the wise Iranians say: “What people say about the current events is very different from what the media and political whores say. The Iranian people just care about freedom, democracy, better life, better world, and other good things. But political whores just care about power, nuclear issue, licking ass etc”. Iranians know the UK and Islamists, and “[the wise Iranians say to Mullahs]: Stop following the UK advice.. they [praise you, because] they love your idiocy .. British barbarians eat their friends! So, instead of listening to the UK, listen to Iranians” [*]. We have already written about the story of ‘Onions and Sticks’ [*]. And as many said and say: “Iranians know what is election, what is concession, [what is Big Lie, what is Tyranny, what is Censorship] and what is like drinking the cup of poison .. the large gap between Iran’s people and Iran’s regime [is so important] .. Iranians are not stupid .. If Mullahs make real concessions, Iranians can accept it. But stupid things like repeating old lies, using old tactics, implementing IMF plans/ Enemy’s plans, aiding the Enemy/ Sanctions, listening to the British advice, hurting Iranians, giving concessions to the West, acting like big idiots, etc is like or worse than eating onions and sticks” [*].
For more information:
 GuardianLies.com , check section 1, 2, 3, etc
 Check the Guardian website and their Iran page,
h-t-tp://www.guardian.co.uk/world/iran, and do a reality check !