Humor: Charter of the Western Freedoms !

In these days, the Western censorship or “the systematic censorship in the West” is really unbelievable. Now, even most of the so-called free media and alternative media censor and boycott the voices of Iranians inside Iran. Unfortunately, the Western ‘Systematic Censorship’ and the anti-Iran Mafia are not conspiracy theories. Yah, it’s hard to believe that the West badly censors and controls the media, the journalists, and the intellects. It’s hard to believe that the Western policy makers are like or worse than Goebbels and Hitler. But it’s what we, Iranians, and anyone with eyes open could see in the 2009-2012 period. And this year (2013) is even more Orwellian than the past years! In these days, as the wise Iranians say: “even the little kids know that Iran’s main problem is the West, not the Mullahs. Iranians are victims of the West and its mercenaries, including the Mullahs”. In these days, the anti-Iran Mafia is very active, and most search engines and even most of the so-called alternative media censor those who write about ‘the Anti-Iran Mafia’! But it’s not the whole story. The anti-Iran Mafia, ie the West and its mercenaries, not only censor and boycott the voices of the ordinary Iranians, but they tell big Orwellian lies about Iran and Iranians, and pretend that their notorious mercenaries are the voices or representatives of the Iranians inside Iran! The systematic censorship and the systematic lies in the West is really shocking and unbelievable. In these days, writing about the truth and the reality of the United States of Assholes is a bad thing, and when you write about bad things, the search engines and even the so-called people’s media censor and boycott your voices. So, here lets write about good things! Lets write about “the West’s Freedom and Democracy”. Lets use satire as a tool to write about “The Western Freedoms”:

The Western Freedoms are “good things”. They are good Orwellian things and good Orwellian Freedoms such as Freedom of Censorship, Freedom of Suppression, Freedom of Tyranny, Freedom of Falsification, Freedom of Bullying, Freedom of Bribery, Freedom of Corruption, Freedom of Savagery, Freedom of Sadism, Freedom of Racism, Freedom of Misinformation, Freedom of Brainwashing, Freedom of Hypocrisy, Freedom of Slavery, Freedom of Exploitation, etc. So, lets take a look at part of “Charter of the Western Freedoms”, aka Charter of the Orwellian Freedoms in the West. These freedoms that embodied in the Big Brother Charter, can show you why the West is the Land of Free. In the last version of “Charter of the Western Freedoms” you can find the following basic Freedoms:

Freedom of Censorship: The West and its mercenaries, from the mass media to the lefts, are free to tell big lies and censor the real voices of the ordinary people. The Lefty media, from the Guardian and the Huffington Post to the so-called alternative media are free to defend the dictators, the terrorists, the Islamists, the Mullah regime, or the US-Mullah relation. They are free to censor the voices of the Iranians Inside Iran. And Iranians are free to love Censorship and Noam Chomsky.

Freedom of Corruption: The US and the West are free to sell and buy everything, including freedom, democracy, and human rights. We, the US and the West, are free to sell and buy media, journalists, intellects, and elections. And the ordinary people in Iran and other countries are free to love us and obey us. People like Aaron Swartz and those who don’t obey us are free to be killed or commit suicide. Those who don’t love us and our Mafia are free to vanish.

Freedom of Shamelessness: The West and the Lefts are free to help and support the Islamists and the brutal dictators. And the ordinary people are free to love Noam Chomsky, the best intellectuals in our planet Earth. The West, the Lefts, and the top Jewish Intellectuals, including Chomsky, are free to support the Egyptian Taliban, Salafis, Hamas, Hezbollah, Mullahs, and Political Islam. We and our mercenaries are free to have no shame, and Iranians are free to love our shamelessness.

Freedom of Silencing dissidents: The West and its mercenaries, from the Mullahs to the Western mass media, are free to silence the voices of the Iranian people. The Western mass media, from the Washington Post to the Guardian, are free to pretend that Iranians love Obama because Iranians love tyranny, hyperinflation, and disaster. And Iranians are only free to be silent or silenced.

Freedom of Sadism: The West is free to impose Anti-Iranian sanctions and oppose Anti-Mullah sanctions. And Iranians are free to love the sadists and their sanctions. The West is free to love the Mullahs and hate the Iranian people. It’s none of your fucking business. The West is free to love the 2012 anti-Iranian sanctions and hate the 2009 anti-Mullah sanctions. Iranians are not free to talk or write about “The Western Sadists”. Iranians are only free to love the West and the Western sadists.

Freedom of Obeying Big Brother: The West and its mercenaries, from the Western journalists to the Iranian Journalists in Exile, are free to get money and work for Big Brother They are free to obey Big Brother and tell big lies about Iran, Iranians, and the 2009 tragedies. The Huffington Post is free to pretend that the Iranians love Khatamists, and Khatamists are Iranians’ leaders, because Khatamists defend the Mullah regime and the US-Mullah deals. Iranians are only free to love the Big Brother’s mercenaries.

Freedom of Falsification: The West and the Western media are free to tell big lies about the 2009 coup and what happened in 2009. We are free to tell big lies, and Iranians are free to love our big lies. The BBC, the VOA, the ABC, the NBC, the Guardian and other Western media are free to publish fake polls, censor the voices of Iranians inside Iran, and help the Mullahs in suppressing and silencing Iranians. And Iranians are free to love the UK and the US and the Western Freedoms.

Freedom of Misinformation: The West and the Western Polling Organizations are free to publish fake polls and Orwellian polls. And Iranians are free to remain silent. Gallup, WPO, TFT, and other polling organizations in the US and Europe are free to tell the biggest lies about Iran and Iranians. And public opinion and non-Iranians are free to believe that White is Black.

Freedom of Brainwashing: The West and the Western mass media are free to pretend that the Iranian people are Arabs or love the anti-Iranian Arabs. The Washington Post, the Guardian, the BBC, the CNN, the anti-Iranian mercenaries are free to brainwash non-Iranians. And Iranians are free to shut their fuck mouth and stop protesting

Freedom of Big Lies: We, the UK and the West, are free to pretend 1000 = 75,000,000. We, our MI6, our CIA, or our mercenaries are free to have our own media like the BBC, the VOA, RFE/RL, Balatarin.com, RoozOnline.com, Gooya.com, etc. And the Iranian people are not free to have any media or any website. We are free to pretend that “1000 mercenaries = 75,000,000 Iranians”, because our bankrupt websites like Balatarin and RoozOnline have about 1000 members, who are our beloved mercenaries. The Guardian, the Huffington Post, and other Big Brother’s media are free to censor the voices of Iranians inside Iran, and help and support the 1000 mercenaries and pretend that they are “the voices of the Iranian people”! These 1000 bastards are free to write shameful letters, tell big lies, and help Mullahs, Obama and the anti-Iran Mafia. And Iranians are free to close their fucking eyes.

Freedom of Racism: The Jews are free to threaten Iran and Iranians with nukes. The Zionists are free to love genocide, and pray for annihilation of Iranians. And the UN, the West, and the world are free to close their eyes. We, the US and Europe, have ‘Pedar Koshtegi’ (killed father/ deep hatred) towards the Jews, because we think that the Jews killed Jesus. But we are free to pretend that we, the Holocaust-creators, love the Jews. We are also free to pretend that Iranians, that have helped the Jews since 3000 years ago, are enemies of the Jews. We are free to be racists and hypocrites. It’s none of your fucking business.

Freedom of Slavery: The West and its mercenaries, aka the anti-Iran Mafia, are free to insult and humiliate Iranians. The West and its anti-Iran Mafia are free to treat Iranians like slaves. And the Iranian people are free to love the West. Mullahs, Khatamists, and other traitors and mercenaries are free to go to the West and live in the US and Canada, because they are good slaves and obey the Big Brother. And Iranians are free to love Mullahs and Traitors, and live in a big prison under the Western-made tyranny and slavery. We are free to grant visa to Mullahs and Mercenaries, and the wise Iranians are free to live in the Western-made prison.

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Freedom of Telling Big Lies without shame: The West and its mercenaries, including the CIA agents, are free to tell big shameful lies about the 2009 coup, the 2009 massacre, and the 2009 tragedies. And Iranians are free to remain silent. The CIA agents are free to go to Iran, publish their log books, and tell big lies about Iran and Iranians. And the Lefts are free to defend the CIA agents and pretend that they are anti-War activists. And Iranians are only free to love Chomsky and shut their fucking mouth.

Freedom of Suppression: The West and its mercenaries, including the Mullahs, are free to kill and torture the Iranian people. And Iranians are free to love brutal suppression. The West is free to help the Mullahs in killing and torturing tens of thousands of Iranians. And Iranians are free to love their killers, their torturers, and the West.

Freedom of Bribery: The US and the West are free to refer to Bribery as Lobbying. The US and Europe are free to love and praise Bribery, aka Lobbying. The US and Europe are free to bribe the journalists and the intellects. The US and Europe are free to bribe the media and the politicians. And Iranians and others are free to love the West and the Western Freedoms.

Freedom of Fraud: The US and Europe are free to help and support the electoral fraud in Iran and other countries. The US and Europe are free to publish fake polls and deny the truth. The US and Europe are free to pretend that Black is White, and Iranians are free to love the West. Iranians are not free to talk about the Western Hypocrisy, the Western frauds, or even the US election farce. Iranians are only free to love and praise the West.

Freedom of Exploitation: The US and Europe are free to exploit other nations and plunder their resources. The West is free to exploit and plunder the whole world. The US and Europe are free to keep Iran weak and dependent. And Iranians and others are free to love the West. The US and Europe are free to plunder your oil and your soil, and you are free to lick the West’s ass

Freedom of Systematic Censorship: The Western stooges and people like Trita Papeh (Parsi) and Hooshang Mashang (Amirahmadi) are free to help the Mullah regime, the killers of Iranians, and the US-Mullah relation. The US and US censors in Reddit and other American media are free to censor the undeniable facts and what Iranians say about US agents and people like Hooshang Mashang (Amirahmadi). And Iranians are free to love the American censorship.

Freedom of Self-Censorship: The West and its mercenaries, aka the anti-Iran Mafia, are free to repeat the 2009 scenario. And Iranians are free to love the British systematic censorship, the British big lies, the British misinformation, the American Censorship, the American big lies, the Lefty big lies, etc. Iranians are only free to love this level of systematic falsification and systemic brainwashing in the UK, the US, and the West. Iranians cannot laugh and say “Ajab !” (Oh, Wow !)

Freedom of Khayemali (Ass-Licking): The West is free to lick the ass of Islamists and terrorists. The Mullahs are free to lick the ass of the UK, the US, and the West. The Mercenaries are free to lick the West’s ass and everybody’s ass. And Iranians are free to love the ass-lickers. Iranians are not free to protest or say: ‘Today’s West is a Big Brother’s society’, or ‘the UK and the US are like or worse than the Nazi’, or ‘American democracy is American tyranny’, or ‘the Barbarian UK is the worst of the worst’, or ‘British democracy is a barbarian democracy’, etc. Iranians and others are only free to lick the West’s ass.

Freedom of systematic Falsification: The US and the West and their Jewish spy (AhmadiNejad or AN) are free to implement the IMF plans in Iran, destroy Iran’s economy, and hurt and torture Iranians. And the Lefts are free to love the IMF agents. The West is free to pretend that the disastrous results of the IMF plans are results of US sanctions. The Jewish spy (AN) and the Mullahs are free to help the West and the Western sanctions, and the West is free to praise the Mullah-made crises and the Mullah-made hyperinflation. The Lefts and the West are free to tell big lies without shame, and no one is free to tell truth. Shut the fuck up

Freedom of Bullying: The West and its mercenaries are free to bully Iranians and other nations. And Iranians are free to obey the West. The US and the EU are free to threaten, bully, and intimidate Iranians and others. And Iranians are free to love the West and the Western sanctions. With the help of Mullahs, the US and the EU are free to keep Iran weak, dependent, and under tyranny. And Iranians are free to love us, our hypocrisy and our Western bullying.

Freedom of Inhumanity: The West and its mercenaries, including the Lefts, are free to love and support the Mullahs and those who censor, silence, kill, torture, and hurt the Iranian people. And Iranians are free to live in a big prison and shut their fucking mouth. The West and the Lefts are free to defend the Mullahs, the Islamists, the Jewish spy (AN), and the anti-Iran mercenaries, and help them in keeping Iran weak, dependent and under tyranny. And Iranians are free to remain silent, because Mr. Chomsky says that Iranians should love Mullahs, Tyranny, and Pain and Suffering.

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Freedom of Terrorism: The US and the EU are free to openly and shamelessly support the terrorists, specially the Islamist-Jewish terrorists and the Marxist-Islamist terrorists (MEK). The US and the EU are free to help the Islamists and terrorists in Syria, Egypt, Iran, and other countries. The Americans are free to help and support the Marxist-Islamist terrorists (MEK) without shame. The West is free to help and support the Mullahs and the Zionists. The Americans are free to help the Jewish Nazi. It’s none of your business. If you protest, the US and the EU are free to censor you and erase you. Watch your mouth!

Freedom of Filtering the Internet: The US and the EU are free to help the Mullahs and other dictators in filtering, blocking, or unplugging the internet. The West is free to help the Mullahs and other dictators in silencing, killing, or torturing the dissidents. The US and the EU are free to help the Mullahs in monitoring and blocking the anti-filtering tools. The West is free to stop providing anti-Censorship tools for Iranians. The West is free to help the Mullahs without shame. And the West, the Lefts and Chomsky are free to pretend that the West is enemy of the Mullahs. It’s none of your fucking business.

Freedom of Betrayal: The West and the Lefts are free to betray Iranians and the Freedom and Democracy in Iran. The West and the Lefts are free to help the Islamists to kill and torture the modern Iranians and others. And Iranians and others are free to love the West and Noam Chomsky. We are free to silence, censor, or boycott those who tell the truth about our lies, our betrayals, and our agents. And Iranians are free to love Chomsky and his lies.

Freedom of Anti-Iranian sentiment: The West is free to be pro-Mullah and anti-Iranian. The UK, the US, and Europe are free to be pro-Islamist and anti-Iranian. The West is free to be pro-Terrorist and anti-Iranian. We, the US and the West, are free to keep anti-Mullah criticism off the air, and instead, we are free to have anti-Iran propaganda and anti-Iranian brainwashing. You, Iranians, are not free to defend yourselves, or even say: “Now, anyone with eyes open can see that the main enemy of the ordinary Iranians and the freedom seeking Iranians is the West and its mercenaries, aka the anti-Iran Mafia “. Shut your fucking mouth, and let our mercenaries to fuck Iran, Iranians, and the civilized world.

Freedom of Charlatanism: The West and its mercenaries are free to pretend that the ancient Europeans, who ate humans, were civilized men. The West and its mercenaries are free to pretend that the ancient Britons, who ate humans and drank human blood, were not Barbarians. The West and the Western mass media are free to tell big lies about the ancient Britain, the Home of Barbarians. It’s none of your fucking business. When we censor something, you should know that you should not write about it. You are only free to love us and praise our barbaric Charlatanism.

Freedom of systematic Misinformation: The US, the West, the Lefts, and their media are free to love and help the US-Mullah love affairs and the US-Mullah relation. We are free to hurt and torture the Iranian people. Our beloved Mullahs and our Jewish spy (AN) are free to raise the price of everything, create hyperinflation, and help us. We are free to pretend that our beloved Mullahs are our enemies. We are free to pretend that we are pro-Democracy. We are free to tell big lies. And you are free to believe us.

Freedom of systematic Brainwashing: We are free to pretend that the year 2009 didn’t exit. We are free to pretend that Iranians love the Mullahs, because Iranians love tyranny, disaster, hyperinflation, and anti-Iranian pigs. Our media, like the Guardian and the Huffington Post, are free not to allow the ordinary Iranians to put any comments or even read any comments. Our media, like the Guardian and the Huffington Post, are free to pretend that our agents – including Khatamists, Tehran Bureau, NIAC, AIC, and other traitors and mercenaries that almost all Iranians know them and hate them- are the voices of Iranians inside Iran! We are free not to allow Iranians to have any voice. We are free to censor and boycott the Iranian people. And Iranians are free to love us.

Freedom of Insulting the people’s intelligence: The West is free to insult your intelligence. We are free to pretend that we are anti-Mullah, while we help the Mullahs in killing and suppressing the freedom seeking Iranians. We are free to fuck the freedom and democracy in Iran and the world, but we are also free to pretend that we care about the freedom and democracy. We are free to aid our beloved Mullahs in arresting and fucking the stupid Mousavi, but we are also free to shed crocodile tears for Mousavi. We are free to love the Mullahs and refuse to impose any sanctions on the Mullahs in 2009. We are free to help the Mullahs and the Egyptian Islamists, and we are free to insult your intelligence and pretend that we are anti-Mullah and anti-Islamist.

Freedom of Tyranny: The West and the Lefts are free to help and support the tyranny and the brutal dictators in Egypt, Saudi, Syria, Iran, and other countries. And Iranians and others are free to love tyranny. The West and the Lefts are free to help the Islamists and the tyrants. And Iranians and others are free to love the West and Chomsky. Iranians are not free to say: “The West is a Hypocritical Tyranny”, or “The Western systems are Orwellian systems”, or “The West and its mercenaries are like or worse than the Mullahs”. You, Iranians, are not free to open your fucking mouth. Understand !

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Freedom of Hypocrisy: The West is free to support the terrorists, the Islamists, and the dictators. The West is free to tell big lies. Yah, the Western Democracy is an empty gesture (Kashk/ Pashm). But you are not free to talk about “the tragedy of Freedom in the UK; the killed journalists/ nurses, the 2011 riots, or the British Orwellian media”. You are not free to say: “In Britain, Freedom means: You cannot find any serious negative cartoons or any serious critiques of the UK in the mass media and the internet”. You are not free to say: “In the US, Freedom means: You criticize us, and we boycott you!”. You are not free to say: “What the West says about Freedom and Democracy are big lies (Hamash Kashkeh)”. Shut the fuck up, and let others to enjoy our Hypocrisy

Freedom of shedding Crocodile Tears: We, the West and the Lefts, are free to love, help and support the Islamists, the terrorists, and the dictators. We kill you or help your killers, and then we shed crocodile tears for your dead bodies. We are free to use this tactic in the whole world . And you are free to love us. We are free to openly help the Egyptian Islamists, the Marxist Terrorists (MEK), the Syrian Islamists, or the Mullahs in killing and suppressing the modern people. And we are free to shed crocodile tears for those modern people who are victims of our beloved dictators. And you are free to love the lefts and praise Chomsky.

Freedom of Control: As a global Mafia, we and our mercenaries are free to control everything. We are free to kill, silence, or censor Iranians with the help of our beloved Mullahs and our beloved Mercenaries in exile. We are free to help and support our Jewish spy (AN). We are free to use the Iranian Journalists/ Activists in Exile as our mercenaries. We are free to use our Mercenaries to keep Iran weak, dependent, and under tyranny. It’s none of your fucking business. Our anti-Iran Mafia are free to help our mercenaries, including our Mullahs, and they are free to help us. Our Mafia are free to control the whole world, and you are free to love us

Freedom of Internet Censorship: Our search engines and our Big Brother’s agencies are free to censor the internet. We are free not to allow the Westerners and the Iranians to hear the real voices of each other. We are free to censor the search results and remove the informative contents. We are free to mislead you by asking the search engines to filter the people’s voices. We are free to spy on you. We are free to act like Big Brother in 1984. We are free to control all citizens and all dissidents. We made an example of Aaron Swartz, because you all should know that no one is free to protest against our Orwellian systems.

Freedom of Savagery: The US and Europe are free to wage offensive war and kill the innocent people. The UK, the EU and the US are free to suck human blood. And you are only free to love the West. The Brits and Europeans are free to eat humans. And the human-eaters are free to pretend that they are humans. It’s none of your fucking business. You are only free to love our savagery. You are not free to say: “NASA had to warn the Russian people about the 10-ton meteorite that was ‘the largest meteor in more than 100 years. But […]”. You are only free to love our inhumanity.

Freedom of Double Standards: We, the US and Europe, are free to promote Nationalism, Chauvinism, and Fascism. We are free to be racists, nationalists and fascists. We are free to pretend that our backward people are modern people. We are free to pretend that the modern Iranians are backward people, because they are wiser than us. We are free to be proud of our barbarian ancestors, but Iranians are not free to be proud of their civilized ancestors, who were writing about the human values when our European ancestors were eating humans. Iranians are not free to tell the truth about the long history of European Barbarism

Freedom of Ignorance: We love your ignorance. You are free to love our systematic censorship, systematic corruption, and systematic brainwashing in the West. We are free to say: “There is no Western conspiracy in the current world”! And you are only free to believe us. No one is free to know about our conspiracies, or even our main problems including “Fall of the West; Rise of the Rest. End of America; Fall of Capitalism; or Rise of American Fascism“. No one is free to know that the End of Evil Empire, aka Fall of the West, is near (maybe in 2025). Now one is free to talk about our bankruptcy, our bluffs, or our imminent downfall. All humans are only free to live like the Sheeple. Don’t forget our motto: Ignorance is Strength.

Freedom of Being a good Sheep: You are free to love and praise the UK and the US. You are free to respect us. You are free to love Chomsky and our pseudo intellectuals. You are free to live like sheep and praise our lefty agents. You are free to live like stupid mules and love and praise the West, the OWS, the US Election farce, the Western media, the British censorship, etc. You are free to love our Orwellian systems, our Sheepocracy, and our Big Brother’s agencies. You are free to love us, obey us, and praise us. It’s the true meaning of Freedom. You are free to be a good sheep. God Bless you!

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