Irene Zazians: Iranian Actress in 1950s and 1970s

July 30, 2012

Irene Zazians, Iran’s Elizabeth Taylor, died at age 85. She started as an actor in 1948, and became a super star in the 1950s. After the Islamic revolution, the Mullahs banned her from participating in any artistic or outdoor activities. Irene had no children. She was an anti-Mullah actress”, the media reported. Irene’s death can remind us of the tragedy of human life and many other shitty things in this shitty world, but let’s forget these tragic facts. Irene and her life can show many things about the Iranian society in the 20th century, including the true meaning of being Iranian and living in Iran. Irene Zazians, better known as Irene, was an Iranian Christian, or Armenian. As the people media report: “When Russia attacked Persia and occupied today’s Armenia in the 19th century, and when the Ottoman Turks started to massacre Armenians in the early 20th century, many Armenians immigrated to Persia, their ancient homeland, and one of these Armenians was Irene’s father (the Caucasus that Russia occupied it in the 19th century, was part of Persia since thousands years go). Irene was born in 1927. She was a theater actress, and started her work in the Sadi Theater in Tehran”. They also add: “Irene was a victim of censorship and dictatorship in both the Pahlavi regime and the Mullah regime. When the Pahlavi regime slapped a ban on the Sadi Theater in 1950, Irene was among those rare artists who protested against this shameful ban. But the Pahlavi regime that was a brutal puppet dictatorship, hated the intellects and the wise artists, and only cared about ‘Abgushti’ (cheap and stupid) works, artists, intellects, etc. The Sadi Theater and almost all serious theater groups could not continue their works after the 1953 coup, when the US aided Pahlavi II in becoming a brutal puppet dictator, like his stupid father”.


“In 1957, Irene started her work in cinema. In 1958, she was the first Iranian actress that worn Bikini in an Iranian film, “Paradise Messenger”. Irene said: ‘At that time, the Italian films were so popular in Iran, and the Iranian people loved to see Sofia Loren and other women who wore Bikini in the Italian films. But our film became so popular and people loved it, even more than the Italian films’. It’s funny to know that after several months, the Pahlavi regime decided to censor this film, and seized it. Irene Zazians was a famous film star in the 1950s and the 1970s. But in the 1960s, for more than 5 years she didn’t appear in any films, partly because Iranian films had become ‘Abgushti’ (cheap and stupid), and censorship was so severe”, the people media add. Many don’t know when most of European women and American women were so conservative and didn’t wear Bikini, a group of Iranian women wore Bikini. As the media report: “Bikini, or Bikini Atoll, is an island in the Pacific Ocean where the US performed nuclear weapons tests from 1946 until the 1960s. In 1946, four days after the first atomic test on the Bikini atoll, a French fashion designer introduced a two-piece swimsuit. The coincidence of earthshaking events attached the name ‘Bikini’ to the suit, perhaps to suggest its explosive effect on the fashion world”. But as the people media add: “In the 1940s and the 1950s, most of Western women were still so conservative and traditionalist. And when the Iranian celebrities started to wear Bikini, most of American women and European women didn’t wear Bikini. At that time, only a few western women wore Bikini”.


“After the Islamic revolution, and until her death, Irene didn’t sell her soul. When most of Iranian film stars [that were stupid and Khayemal (ass-kisser)] kissed the Mullah’s ass and could continue their stupid artistic works in Iran under the Mullah regime, Irene refused to kiss the Mullah’s ass. The Mullahs and Islamists that are Arabs, pro-Arabs, and anti-Iran, ruined her life, as they ruined Iran”, the people media add. As Irene’s friends say, Irene used to call the Mullahs and the Islamists ‘the Motherfucker’, and she had got depressed in the recent years. In fact, Irene looked like today’s Iranians, not the older generations of Iranians. In the post-2009 era, most of Iranians feel sad, lonely, or depressed, and Irene was one of them. The story of these years is “Hekayat-e MatharGhabegi” (the story of The Motherfucker) that we should write more about it later. In “Hekayat-e MatharGhabegi”, the Mullahs and the Islamists that most of Iranians truly see them as British agents, Arabs, or anti-Iran forces, are not the only bad guys or the only motherfucker. As the wise Iranians say: “the US, the West, the lefts, the Iranian baboons, the British bastards, the Arab pigs, and other jerks, that helped the Mullah regime, are like the Mullahs or even worse than them”. In “Hekayat-e MatharGhabegi”, that is the story of our time, the idiots and the Khayemal (ass-kisser) help the Mullahs, the West, and other bad guys, and betray the ordinary people. It’s a new version of an old story. In in her own time, Irene and other modern Iranians were in the minority in Iran, and became a victim of the Western betrayals and puppets of the West (Pahlavists and Islamists) in 1953, 1979, etc. But it’s really tragic that the modern Iranians are still victim of the Western betrayals and puppets of the West (Mullahs, Pahlavists, and other Iranian baboons), while they are in the majority in Iran today.


“Irene Zazians, Nosrat Karimi, and a few other artists were anti-Mullahs. Irene played a major role in Nosrat Karimi’s Mohallel (1971) that was a film about the Arab traditions, and how Mullahs and Islamists work as pimp. In 1971, the Mullah Motahari, that was Khomeini’s right hand man, wrote an article and denounced this film, and the Pahlavi regime published his article in the state-owned newspaper (Keyhan). Then very soon, just after three days, the Shah and the Pahlavi regime slapped a ban on this film. In fact, both the Mullahs and the Pahlavi regime worked together to censor films, books, and other intellectual works. Both of these two evil forces just loved cheap and stupid works”, the people media add. In fact, both the Mullahs and the Pahlavi regime that were puppets of the West, and their mission was ‘keeping Iran backward’, worked together and tried to impose censorship and dictatorship on Iranians. As the wise Iranians say: “these two evil forces, i.e. Mullahs (Islamists) and Monarchists (Pahlavists), that are puppets of the West, still work together and try to accomplish their mission”. In these days, the stupid Mullahs have started a funny game, that as many Iranians say: “It clearly proves that the Mullahs are British agents and their mission is ‘destroying Iran and keeping Iran backward'”. After implementing the IMF plan, destroying Iran’s economy, and helping the Western sanctions, the Mullahs have recently started to talk about ‘abolishing family planning policies’ and ‘destroying birth-control programs’, amid the Western sanctions and the economic crises!


“Irene had no children, but most of Iranians were not like her. “After the 1979 revolution, the Mullahs encouraged a baby boom and tried to keep Iran backward. But that baby boom didn’t help the Mullahs and their Western employers. In the recent days, the Western media angrily reported: ‘Iran has become a very urbanised society with a largely educated people’. The West is so angry that Iranians have become modern, and can build a modern and strong country soon. And that’s why the Mullahs, that are puppets of the West, try to help the West again. In these days, the Mullahs, that have not forgotten their mission, send green signal to the West, by encouraging a new baby boom amid the economic disasters! They declare: ‘Family planning programs have been cut from the budget. Get busy and have babies’ ! But the stupid Mullahs and their Western employers don’t know how Iran has changed, and how Iranians hate them”, the people media add. In the 1950s or the 1970s, when Irene was a film star, most of Iranians were illiterate and lived in the rural areas. But now the vast majority of Iranians are well-educated and live in the urban areas. And that’s why both the Mullahs and the West can’t not fool people as before. “In 2009, and after the 2009 coup, the Mullahs tried to make the West happy, and declared that for each new baby they give $1000, and then pay $100 every year. But no one gave a damn shit about them, because Iranians have become aware. And it makes the West and puppets of the West so angry”, the wise Iranians say. Irene can show us the differences between the 2010s and the 1970s. When she was a famous film star, only a few Iranians were as modern as their western counterparts, but now, today’s Iranians at least are as modern as their Western counterparts.


The Iranian society has changed a lot, and now many can understand some one like Irene Zazians well. Iran has had the largest and fastest drop in fertility ever recorded- from about 6.5 births per woman to less than 1.5 today. And it helped to usher in social changes. With smaller families, parents could invest more in their children’s education. Women became better educated, and their influence grew. Female university students now outnumber males 65% to 35%. In fact, Iran has changed a lot, and Iranians have become modern people. Now, most of Iranians hate Mullahs and see them as non-Iranian or British agent, and no one gives a shit about Mullahs. Now, the West and puppets of the West can’t fool Iranians as before, and it’s a very big change. Now, many Iranians say: “This Jewish Spy (Ahmadinejad), the Arab pigs and the British agents (Mullahs) desperately try to serve the West’s interests and keep Iran backward. But nothing can help the Mullahs and the West. The last baby boom not only didn’t help them, but badly f-u-c-ked the Mullahs and the Islamists in Iran”. The wise Iranians add: “The Mullahs and their Western employers want to convert Iran into a new Pakistan or Afghanistan. But these idiots don’t know that Iran’s strong point is its people and its youth, who are modern and anti-Islamists. The last baby boom in the 1980s created today’s Iranians, i.e. more than 75% of Iranians that are young and modern, and hate Mullahs and puppets of the West. They created the 1997 movement and the 2009 revolt. And they will put an end to the Mullah regime and the Monarchy system in the near future”. Now, Iran has not just one Irene or few modern people. Now, most of Iranian men and women are as modern as Irene Zazians, and many of them are wiser, more educated, and more modern than Irene. The Mullahs and other puppets of the West have reached the end of the line.

For New Readers and Old Readers

July 27, 2012

In these months, it’s very rare to read a reasonable comment, and most of people comments in the Western mass media, and most of comments that are sent to us, show that the bad guys and the sick people are very active, and the good guys and the wise guys are silent and inactive. But in the recent days, we received a reasonable comment from a reader, Chris B., about “US Tragedies: from Colorado Shooting to OWS”. Here, I try to write about his remarks, and I think it can be useful for both the new readers and the old readers. Thank you Chris for your comments. At first, I can recommend that the new readers read Our answers to ‘Frequently Asked Questions’ (FAQ) . In our articles, many terms, many reactions, and many things have a reason or a background that we have already written about it. Our articles are connected together, and when you have a serious question/ misconception about what you read in one article, you often can find your answer in other articles. Christ wrote: ‘[In this article,] you are getting repetitive with your remarks. You could have gotten by with half the word count and made a more impact”. He also added: “All that I would ask that you articulate a more focused point”. ‘Short and in detail’ or ‘Short and Articulate’ seems like a paradox. But Charles Darwin can show us the truth. As Darwin wrote in his autobiography, when he wrote the first draft of “On the Origin of Species”, it had about 3000 pages. For some years he tried to make it shorter and shorter. He wrote many drafts, and omitted many things and added new things, and after several years, the final draft of “On the Origin of Species” had about 300 pages, and became a popular book. In fact, ‘short and in detail’ is possible, and is the best, but it’s very time consuming. Here, we have had a motto: “Short and in Detail, as much as possible”, and that’s why you can’t find any article with more than 4,000 words in this website. But as almost all writers, artists, scientists, etc say, all your works can’t be the best or your bests; some of your works are better and some of them are weaker. In each work, you often focus on a special topic, but you cant answer all possible questions about it. Its impossible. In each article, we try to write about one angle or a few aspects of one problem. We should repeat and explain the main issues and the important topics more, specially when most of Westerners, and those who live in the outside world, know almost nothing about Iran, Iranians, the lefts, and what happened in the past three years; and when the mass media, the pseudo intellectuals, and the Lefts still can deceive the majority of the Westerners; and when the wise guys and the good guys are silent and inactive; and when many can’t see the differences between conspiracy theories and important issues; and when Iranians are continuously suffering from the Western betrayals, the Western hypocrisy, the Western naivety and foolishness, etc. In these conditions, we are forced to write about the main issues repeatedly, in the hope of encouraging others to think or know more about them.

Chris wrote: “As an American citizen, white, atheist, who sides with no political party; I find your perspective to be similar to my own. You are correct in many of your assumptions, primarily about the many pseudo intellectuals, and the dangerous line we tread in my country to becoming a Christian theocracy”. But dear Chris, why you and other good Americans or wise Americans don’t try to write about these important issues. Why you don’t try to write about the lefts and the pseudo intellectuals, specially Noam Chomsky, and how they betray Americans, Iranians and other nations. Why you don’t try to write about the important problems. Why no one writes about the serious problems of the OWS or the Canadian protest, and those who ruined it. Why no one writes about Christian theocracy or Christian fanatics, and don’t compare them with the Muslim fanatics or the Mullah regime. Why you don’t write about the Western betrayals, and how the West and the Left helped the Mullahs and betrayed the Iranian people in the past three years. Why no one asks why the West shamelessly talks about ‘anti-Iran’ sanctions in 2012, while the West refused to impose today’s sanctions and ‘anti-Mullah’ sanctions in 2009, when Iranians asked for it. If many try to write or think about these issues and other important problems, many things will change, and we are not forced to write about these issues. I ask the good Americans: “If you are aware of these issues and these problems, why you don’t write about them; and if you are not aware of these issues, why you don’t try to read and think about them. Why you are silent and inactive? Why you allow the bad guys and the pseudo intellectuals to have the upper hand in the US and the world?“. I’m sure that many good guys and wise guys live in the US and the West, and it’s quite natural, as many wise guys and good guys live in Iran and other countries. But why Americans and other people don’t talk or write about this fact? Why most of them have forgotten the year 2009, and still think ‘Iran is full of ignorant, stupid, or Islamist people’. It’s a very very big lie, but why no one writes about it. Why no one writes about the serious problems in the US and the West, specially about the lefts and the pseudo intellectuals, who directly and indirectly work with politicians and bad guys, and help them. Unfortunately, most of intellectuals in the US, Europe, and Iran are pseudo intellectuals and intellectual mercenaries, that are paid by the bad guys to deceive people or play with people. The story of pseudo intellectuals and intellectual mercenaries is a long story that we should write more about it, but what I should say here is that most of today’s famous intellectuals are worse than Hegel (1770-1831), that was a charlatan and worked for his employers. But the real tragedy is that most of the educated Americans see Chomsky and Hegel as top intellectuals. Schopenhauer (1788-1860) talked about “ the stupid and clumsy charlatan Hegel” and Karl Popper and other real intellectuals said: “the charlatan Hegel [that defended the monarchy, the monarch, the dictatorship, etc] should not be treated on a level with great men“. But now, Chomsky that defends the Mullahs and other brutal dictators in the name of human values, or Hegel and other idiots or charlatans are still heroes in the US and the West. It’s really tragic that many can’t see “the wolf in sheep’s clothing”, or those who are paid to fool people. We try to write about these problems, but unfortunately only very few Westerners write about these issues. Sometimes, we are forced to repeat the main issues, mainly because there is no sign of “becoming aware”, or as Iranians say: “Oftadan Dozari” (accepting 2-cent coin [, by a public telephone]). Unfortunately, many can’t see “the wolf in sheep’s clothing” and the true face of many leftist intellects, leftist media, pseudo intellectuals, politicians, media whores, etc.


Chris also added: “I think its important to note, despite its inevitability, that you try to suspend judgment on things you have no personal experience with”. Those who try to create a definite answer for all questions, are charlatans or idiots. Those who care about the truth and seek the truth are honest and know that seeking the truth is an unended quest. They know that many questions don’t have “yes or no” answer or any simple definite answers, and many questions need more investigations and more discussions. The wise guys often try to raise questions, and ask serious questions, instead of answering questions. Asking or raising good questions is more important and helpful than providing answers, specially the stupid and inaccurate answers, like the answers of politicians, clergymen, pseudo intellectuals, or media whores. On the other hand, If the West and its stupid visa systems and its stupid sanctions didn’t force Iranians to live in the big prison (Iran), and if we were free like the Westerners and were able to live where we want, we would be able to have more personal experience and first hand experience, but unfortunately, the West just cares about the Iranian mercenaries and those who sell their souls for visa or money . We have already written about “the story of Western countries and Iranian baboons”, that was a fictional story, but can show you many things. In the US, you are free to go and live in many countries without any visa or any serious restriction, but in Iran, you live in a big prison, and the West and the bad guys don’t allow you to leave the big prison. And it’s one of the great differences between the US and Iran under the Mullah regime. Chris added: “I could not claim to know what its like to be an Iranian”. In this website, we try to show the outside world the true meaning of being Iranian and living in Iran. As funny Iranians say: “when you are victim of a brutal puppet regime, but you are judged by the wrongdoings of that brutal puppet regime; and when you hate a brutal puppet regime, while they (the West) love it and aid it in suppressing you, but they pretend that you love it and they hate it; and when you live in a big prison, but the world only helps your prisoners and betrays you, you are an Iranian !“. We all are humans, and just were born in “different places”, known as “different countries”. In today’s world, the differences between humans are not more than the differences between two members of one family or one tribe. Sometimes, even your siblings or your family seem stranger, or more stupid, or more undesirable than the good people from other countries. Being Iranian or American has no real meaning. Many good guys, bad guys, fanatics, idiots, racists, ignorant people, sick people, wise people, open-minded people, etc live in USA, Iran, and other countries. Your family, your country, your race, your color, your gender, your tribe, your nationality, etc don’t determine who you are. Your thoughts, your views, your personality, your knowledge, your behaviors, and your own characteristics determine who you are. I know that the wise guys in all around the world are aware of this issue. But I don’t know why they are silent and inactive. I hope the good guys put more comments in the media, or send us more comments, or write more about the serious problems. The bad guys try to disappoint all of us. They try to create hatred, war, violence, racism, fanaticism, shortsightedness, naivety, foolishness, selfishness, and other evil things. The good guys should not remain silent, and should aid each others in solving the main problems.

Chris added: “I cant presume that the media is accurate in any sense of the term in its reports on the things that happen in your country”. It’s good; its a sign of wisdom. But as you know, most of Americans and Westerners accept what the mass media and the leftist media say about Iran, Iranians, and other nations. It’s a big problem. We try to show the world that both the mass media and the leftist/ rightist alternative media continuously tell big lies about Iran, Iranians, and many other things. They say nothing about how the West and the Left helped the Mullahs and betrayed Iranians, and they don’t tell the truth about today’s Iranians, that are wise, modern, and open-minded, at least as much as their Western counterparts. We try to write about these issues here, while the wise Americans and other wise guys are silent and say nothing about these issues. Sometimes, it’s very disappointing. Chris added: “I get the feeling there is something youre trying to say and that its important, but Im not sure what it is”. Dear Chris, if you check our Archive page and read our articles, you can find your answer. We try to write about those issues that the bad guys try to hide them, or tell big lies about them. For instance, we try to write about the true colors of the Left and those intellectuals who betray people in the name of human values; or about those intellectual mercenaries that get money from bad guys and betray people; or about why and how the West, the Left, the Iranian mercenaries, and other bad guys betray the Iranian people, who are at least as modern as the American people and the European people; or about the West that supported the Mullahs, and has become the number one enemy of the modern Iranians and the freedom and democracy in Iran. Chris wrote: “As for the comparison to OWS and connection to the shooter, I am not sure what point you are trying to make”. Our pervious articles about OWS can show you our point. We want to say both the stupid rights and the stupid lefts don’t allow Americans to have real changes, and the American Left and the leftist intellects are part of the problem, not part of the solution. The American people could defeat the bad guys by their 2011 movement (OWS), and could win many serious concessions, and could change many things in the US, but the Leftist bastards and the intellectual mercenaries tried to fool and control people, and didn’t allow them to have any change. The story of the 2012 election and choosing between two great evils is so horrible, but unfortunately both the lefts and the rights try to fool the American public, and help the bad guys. In fact, the story of controlling and fooling the American public, and making the people movements infertile and betraying people’s hopes, and diverting the people movements into a swamp or a deadlock, that was repeated in the OWS, is the real tragedy. It’s more painful and tragic than the Colorado shooting . If it’s still unclear, we should write more about it later. It can be part of the pseudo paradox of “Short and In Detail”. Chris added: “You seem to think there are great similarities between the US and Iran and also great differences? What do you think the similarities are? Where are we different?”. We have already written about it, and we should write more about it later. As we said before, Iranians and Americans and other nations are humans, and they are almost alike. Their differences are like the differences between two members of one family or one tribe. But in that article, we talked about the differences and similarities between the US and Iran under the Mullah regime, as two different systems, not different people. We have already written about this issue (about corruption, freedom, democracy, religion, fanatics, etc in the US and Iran); and we should write more about it later. Chris finally said: “From personal experience I think its best to talk about oneself self than it is to comment on others”. It’s true. But we don’t write about others, their personal issues, their personal life, or their personal views; we write about politicians, systems, public figures, and other public issues that make our life hell, and we are victims of them; it’s a different thing. “Politicians and public figures” are not ‘others’, and it’s important to note that the public ignorance and other serious problems in the US and the West have direct effects on Iranians and other nations. We all should think and write about those bastards that don’t allow us to “have a better world and a better life, and live in peace with each others, and aid each others in building a better world, a better life, and a better future”.

Toronto Shooting and Colorado Massacre victim

July 24, 2012

“It’s very rare to be victim of two shootings in less than two months. But a girl that had escaped from Toronto shooting on June 2, 2012, became victim of Colorado shooting on July 20, 2012. It’s quite unbelievable. ‘It’s stranger than fiction'”, some say. Jessica Ghawi’s ‘Final Destination’ was like the movies. Jessica Ghawi’s blog just has two posts, that one of them is about “Eaton Center Shooting”. She wrote: “I cant get this odd feeling out of my chest. This empty, almost sickening feeling wont go away. I noticed this feeling when I was in the Eaton Center in Toronto just seconds before someone opened fire in the food court. An odd feeling which led me to go outside and unknowingly out of harms way. Its hard for me to wrap my mind around how a weird feeling saved me from being in the middle of a deadly shooting“. She wrote this on June 5, 2012, and didn’t know that she would be victim of another deadly shooting in July, the next month. She added: “I was on a mission to eat sushi that day, and when Im on a mission, nothing will deter me. When I arrived at the Eaton Center mall, I walked down to the food court and spotted a sushi restaurant. Instead of walking in, sitting down and enjoying sushi, I changed my mind, which is very unlike me, and decided that a greasy burger and poutine would do the trick. I rushed through my dinner. I found out after seeing a map of the scene, that minutes later a man was standing in the same spot I just ate at and opened fire in the food court full of people. Had I had sushi, I wouldve been in the same place where one of the victims was found. My receipt shows my purchase was made at 6:20 pm. The gunshots rung out at 6:23. After that purchase I said I felt funny. A feeling that was overwhelming enough to lead me to head outside in the rain to get fresh air instead of continuing back into the food court to go shopping at SportChek. I walked around the outside of the mall. People started funneling out of every exit. When I got back to the front, I saw a police car, an ambulance, and a fire truck”. On July 20, 2012, Ghawi was at the theater with her good friend from Texas, Brent Lowak (he survived). Her boyfriend that lives in Toronto says: ‘We were video conferencing before the movie started. I was kinda falling asleep, and she told me to sleep well, and that was five minutes before it all happened’. In her last tweets, she wrote: “Never thought I’d have to coerce a guy into seeing the midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises with me …. We’re seeing Dark Knight. Redheaded Texan spitfire, people should never argue with me. Maybe I should get in on those NHL talks”. But very soon a stupid Redheaded argued with her, and she was in the middle of another deadly shooting.


Jessica Ghawi (1987- 2012), that some say she had a Lebanese root and some say she had a Palestinian root, wrote in her blog: “[near the Eaton Center] I saw a man on a stretcher, the blanket underneath him spotted with blood. Multiple gunshot holes in his chest, side, and neck were visible. Its not like in the movies when you see someone shot and theyre bleeding continuously from the wound. There was no blood flowing from the wounds, I could only see the holes”. But in less than 50 days, she could change her views about ‘what is like in the movies and what is not’. Sometimes, what you see by your own eyes is more unreal than the movies. And sometimes, your life and your fate can be more stranger than the movies. She added: “Im not trained to handle crime and murder. Gun crimes are fairly common where I grew up in Texas, but I never imagined Id experience a violent crime first hand. Im on vacation and wanted to eat and go shopping. Everyone else at the mall probably wanted the same thing. I doubt anyone left for the mall imagined they witness a shooting “. It’s very tragic that she experienced two violent mass shooting in less than two months. Most of humans never imagine they witness a shooting or a massacre, but she witnessed two shootings in less than two months. We all should ask why? Why crimes, violence, and stupid protests have become fairly common in North America ? What we saw in the OWS and the stupid Canadian protests against the despotic Bill 78, showed that North America has many serious social problems. The wise guys should think about it. Jessica Ghawi also added: “I was shown how fragile life was on Saturday. I saw the terror on bystanders faces. I saw the victims of a senseless crime. I feel like I am overreacting about what I experienced. But I cant help but be thankful for whatever caused me to make the choices that I made that day. My mind keeps replaying what I saw over in my head. I hope the victims make a full recovery. I wish I could shake this odd feeling from my chest. The feeling thats reminding me how blessed I am [!] . The same feeling that made me leave the Eaton Center. The feeling that may have potentially saved my life”. It’s really tragic, but our feelings can’t always save us. Some Iranians say: “Why their feelings should save them from senseless crimes ? Why God should save them from social problems? This sort of blessing belongs to backward nations. You should be able to eat your food or watch your movie, without bothering God to intervene ! Why you should need miracle when you eat food or watch movie ?! Only the backward nations need miracle to do their routine jobs”. As the media reported: “On June 2, 2012, a shooting took place at a food court at the Toronto Eaton Centre, while the mall was heavily crowded. Five people were shot; one of them, 24-year-old Ahmed Hassan, died at the scene and another on June 11. On June 4, 23-year-old Christopher Husbands turned himself in to authorities, and was charged in connection with the attack. At the time of the shooting, he was under house arrest [!!]. The Eaton Centre is a tourist attraction, and has many cameras and the large security and police presence [!] Two months prior to the shooting, Husbands had survived an attack in which he was stabbed more than 22 times by six gang rivals. Hassan belonged to the same gang, police said. Husbands was employed as a part-time recreation worker. He worked for police [!]. He was out on bail on a sexual assault charge while he held the job!”. Now many ask: “Canada and USA have become a joke, and also a safe heaven for crooks, gangs, Mafia, Mullahs, terrorists, killers, rapists, etc ?! The daytime shooting at the Eatons Centre, and the midnight shooting at Aurora’s Century theater? North America is as safe as Iraq and Afghanistan ?!” The poor Jessica Ghawi was victim of two mass shooting in less than two months, and it’s really horrible. The wise guys should think about it.


Our life is really so fragile, while life as a whole is so strong and “has a very thick skin”, as Iranians say. In more than 3 billions years, many great and horrible disasters have not been able to kill life on Earth. When more than 99% of all animals and animate objects were killed, and when you thought ‘it’s the end of times” or “it’s the end of the world”, life survived. When you see life as a whole, you can understand it better, and it becomes more reasonable and more meaningful. When you look at that 3 billion years and the path of evolution, you can say: “Oh, it’s not a bad game. It’s funny and interesting”. But when you look at a very very short period of time, for instance about 50 years to 100 years, that is the average length of our own life, you can’t understand life and it seems stupid, meaningless, or unfair. You can analyze billions of years, and other creatures and their evolution, but you don’t want to be part of that analysis. You don’t want to be a very very small part of a graph, a table, or a database. Many of us are not sheep, and don’t want to be a very small part of a huge herd, or be analyzed as an tiny unimportant sample or a tiny particle. The free humans, not the sheep, don’t want to be a very very small part of Life Game, Evolution Game, or Divine Lab! But when you see your life is too short and too fragile, and when you can’t fool yourself like the sheep, it’s very hard to understand life and solve its paradoxes. Anyway, Jessica Ghawi’s borther wrote in his website: “I received a phone call from my mother stating that my sister, Jessica Ghawi, had been shot while attending the midnight showing of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ in Denver. I was able to contact the man that was with my sister, mutual friend Brent, who stated that they were in the theatre when an incendiary device was fired into the crowd and that shots rang out immediately afterwards. Brent further stated that he took two rounds and that my sister took one round followed by an additional round which appeared to strike her in the head … Arrived at Childrens Hospital of Denver to see the man who was with Jessica. This is what I have been told by Brent [about that night]. Shots were fired, and Brent and Jessica immediately dropped to a prone position for cover. Jessica advised multiple times for someone to call 911, which Brent immediately attempted to do. Brent then heard Jessica scream and noticed that she was struck by a round in the leg. Brent, began holding pressure on the wound and attempted to calm Jessica. It was at this time that Brent took a round to his lower extremities. While still administering first aid, Brent noticed that Jessica was no longer screaming”. Apparently, she was struck by a new round in the head. He also added: “I have met with White House Press Secretary Carney and now have his assurance that he will not speak the suspects name in the press. Keeping the focus on the victims … Obama has also provided assurance that he will not mention the suspects name in the press”. I can understand her family and other victims’ families. They are deeply shocked, upset, and angry. It’s quite normal. A son of a bitch has killed or injured their loved ones. But they should not help the bad guys and politicians, who want to hide the American terrorist and his motives. Let’s forget the American terrorist’s name, but let’s not forget his motives.


In today’s US, the bad guys and politicians want to hide the truth about the American terrorist, who can be a racist, a religious fanatic, or anything else. Until now, they’ve hidden his motives, and it’s not good. The world and the American public, even the victims and their families, should know why that son of a bitch killed innocent people and became a terrorist. It’s very important. People should ask why he became a terrorist ? And was he a victim of corrupt politicians, greedy capitalists, stupid clergymen, bad parents, etc? We all should ask why Aurora massacre occurred ? We all should refuse to aid the bad guys and politicians in hiding the whys. We all, specially victims and their families, should repeatedly ask why, why, why. At least, it can prevent from further massacres. James Holmes, the American terrorist, should not become a celebrity. It’s very important. But people and history should know his motives, while they will forget his name soon. His motive is very important. The Americans should know whether he is a racist, a religious fanatic, a fascist, a political activist, or a victim of bad guys. The American public should ask about his motive, and at the same time, should not allow him to become a celebrity. In Norway, they allowed the Norwegian terrorist to have a world stage, and it was not acceptable. But now, in the US, they try to hide the American terrorist and his motive, and it’s really worse than Norway’s case. The North Americans and Jessica Ghawi’s family should think and should ask why she should be victim of two mass shootings in North America, in less than two months?. And then they should try to think about the tragedy of the OWS, Bill 78, and other things that can show them the roots of problems. On July 19, 2012, the Canadian media reported: “After the Eaton Center shooting, Torontonian are shocked. Yesterday, a man was found dead in Toronto’s north. It’s the fourth deadly shooting in three nights in the city, following a man who was shot and killed in a soccer field in the west end on Tuesday and a high-profile shootout that killed two young people and injured 24 others in Scarborough on Monday night. The guns are imported from other countries”. Now, some Iranians say: “When they allow the Mullah crooks and the Mullah killers to live in North America freely, and when they aided the Mullahs in killing and torturing tens of thousands of Iranians, and when they torture the Iranian people, instead of apologizing to them, and when no one says nothing about these great tragedies, it’s so obvious that Iranians curse them for their betrayals. What you see in North America in the recent years, is a result of that curse”. It’s just a metaphor, but we should think about its meaning. I hope Americans and Canadians can think about and care about tens of thousands of Iranians that were killed and tortured by the help of the US and the West in 2009, and also about tens of millions of Iranians that are victims of the US, the West, and their puppets. When the Arab pigs, the Iranian baboons, or the Russian dogs aid the Mullahs in suppressing Iranians, it’s not painful and important. But when the US, the West, and most of western figures betray Iranians, it’s painful and tragic, because the West is a symbol of the modern world. I hope Americans and Canadians can see the roots of problems, and also the relations and connections between our tragedies in Iran and their tragedies in North America.

US Tragedies: from Colorado Shooting to OWS

July 22, 2012

“James Holmes opened fire and set off gas canisters in a suburban theater in Aurora, Colorado. The shooting took place at 12:38 a.m. July 20, 2012. The attack left 12 people dead and about 60 injured. ‘Holmes Planned Colorado Shooting For Months. He planned the attack with calculation and deliberation’, police said Saturday. Holmes apparently had prepared well in advance, receiving multiple deliveries by mail for four months to his home and school and buying thousands rounds of ammunition on the Internet. Holmes was a top PhD candidate at the University of Colorado. He was studying neuroscience and mental disorders [!] Police removed dangerous explosive materials from inside Holmes’ suburban Denver apartment a day after the massacre. Authorities don’t want to discuss motives for one of the deadliest mass shootings in U.S. history“, the American media reported. And the people media added: “The American officials and their media that are used to prejudge terrorists and their motives, specially when they are Muslims or non-Americans, say nothing about the American terrorist that has created the largest mass shooting in the US by number of victims. If the shooter was a Muslim or non-American/ European, what they would say about him and his motive? What they would call him and his country? We all know their words: barbaric, uncultured, cruel, brutal, savage, etc. But when the terrorist is American, European, or Christian, they forget all these words. The American authorities and the American mass media say nothing about “the motives of Holmes”, but if he was a Muslim or non-American, we would have heard their bullshit and their prejudice soon”. There will be much discussion over James Holmes in the months ahead, but now, you only can find crazy conspiracy theories about Holmes and his motives. Some say: “He worked as a summer camp counselor to underprivileged children at a Jewish camp in Los Angeles in 2008. He is a white Jewish bastard [!]”. And some claim: “Holmes regularly attended church. His family was active in a local church, according to a neighbor. He is a Christian fundamentalist, like the Norwegian terrorist”. And some say: “You can find his name in a Tea Party website”. And some claim: “Holmes’ hair was painted red and he told police that he was ‘The Joker’. He was inspired by the Batman series [!]”. It’s so obvious that authorities can’t hide the truth, and sooner or later, people would know him and his motives. Unfortunately, the American Sheeple just repeat what their politicians and their media dictate to them. They say: “to hell with the shooter let’s focus on the victims”. And when the wise guys ask: “why the tragedy in Aurora Colorado occurred?”, they just reply: “It is James Holmes fault, no one else’s”. This kind of foolishness belongs to the third world countries. In Iran you can’t find this kind of foolishness. Anyway, but who is James Holmes? It’s not clear. The media report: “James Holmes is 24 year old student. He had recently withdrawn from a competitive graduate program in neuroscience at the University of Colorado, where he was one of six top students at the school to get National Institutes of Health grant money“. Until now, people know almost nothing about Holmes and his motives. “The American media say nothing about his motives. The media are shallow in their reporting. They just try to scare people. They want to serve their own, often hidden, propaganda agendas. Fear is a powerful tool. Vandenberg told Truman that if he wanted to have a war-time defense budget in peace-time, he would have to scare the hell out of the American people; it worked !”, wise Americans say.


“Aurora massacre” can remind you of “Columbine massacre”. Maybe the root of Aurora massacre is like the root of the 1999 Columbine school shooting. As the wise guys say: “Many of these shootings are by young male loners. A terrible childhood, broken marriages, drunken parents and lack of love or belonging to family, poverty and horrible economic conditions, fundamentalism, racism, fanaticism, discrimination, injustice, inequality, bullying, violent media, violent games, and many other social problems and family problems can lead to these shootings”. And the people media add: “Holmes was a brilliant science student and the son of a nurse and a software manager. His neighbors say: ‘He was quiet. He was happy. He seemed nice’. Of course, some days before the massacre neighbors living below Holmes noted loud music coming from his apartment at midnight. A neighbor describes Holmes as a ‘typical American kid,’ who ‘kept to himself’ and ‘didn’t seem to have many friends’. In fact, James Holmes is just a typical American kid“. But there are many conspiracy theories. Some claim: “Holmes created the profile on July 5. It included a picture of himself with reddish, orange hair. Colorado mass murderer James Holmes has a small penis [!]” And some even say: “The Batman movie portrays the OWS crowd in a negative vein, the new Batman movie featured the villain as an Occupy Wall Street type. Holmes was a member of the OWS terrorists [!!], and his shooting up of the Aurora movie theater was payback for the Batman movie slamming the OWS [!]”. They even published a photo and said Holmes was arrested in the OWS protests (below photo). The capitalists and the stupid rights try to attack the OWS by any means, but it’s sadly funny that the OWS is a very stupid movement, and both its supporters and its opponents are so stupid. Both the stupid rights and the stupid lefts play with the American public, and it’s a great tragedy. When the OWS declares: “we should not have any goal, demand, or plan”, it’s so obvious that the bad guys don’t want to allow people to have real changes and progressive changes. The OWS is really a great tragedy, greater than Colorado shooting. If the OWS had a clear demand list, they could change many things, and could win serious concessions. But the bad guys and the stupid lefts don’t want to let it happens. And unfortunately, the American Sheeple just follow them like sheep. It’s really tragic. The story of the OWS is simple: “people revolted against the bad guys, but the bad guys bought some intellects and asked them to say to the people: we don’t need any goal and any demand. We just need a blind riot”. It’s really tragic, more than Colorado shooting. “The OWS and the Colorado Shooting can show Iranians and other nations that even when you live in the US, you should be faced with many serious problems. Holmes was a good student. Why he should kill others and ruin his own life? It’s a serious question”, some say. Of course, it doesn’t mean that the US is like Iran under the Mullah regime. I know that when you live under tyranny, specially in the big prison (Iran), it’s very hard to accept that the US has many serious problems, but you can’t escape from reality. I think the US problems mean: If you live like sheep or other animals !, and if you don’t care about kissing ass, corruption, or human values, there is no serious difference between Iran and the US. But if you need freedom to express yourself, and if you need to live with wise guys freely, and if you don’t want to live like animals, charlatans, and other bad guys, then there are serious differences between the US and Iran under the Mullah regime; In the US, you can have many things that you can’t have them in Iran under the Mullah regime.


There is a sad connection between mass shooting in Colorado and the mass shooting in Toronto. “Jessica Ghawi that is among 12 people killed in Colorado, had written movingly about witnessing an earlier mass shooting incident in Toronto. Ghawi wrote last month that she was at a mall in Toronto while on vacation when a 23-year-old man opened fire in the food court, killing one person and wounding several others. Ghawi said that she stepped out of the mall after she got a funny feeling in the food court. A few minutes later, the man opened fire. She wrote: ‘I saw lives change. I was reminded that we don’t know when or where our time on Earth will end. When or where we will breathe our last breath. For one man, it was in the middle of a busy food court on a Saturday evening. I say all the time that every moment we have to live our life is a blessing. So often I have found myself taking it for granted. Every hug from a family member. Every laugh we share with friends. Even the times of solitude are all blessings. Every second of every day is a gift. After Saturday evening, I know I truly understand how blessed I am for each second I am given’. Ghawi, who had recently moved from San Antonio to Denver, was tweeting enthusiastically about seeing the premiere of the Batman movie on Thursday, and tried to convince her friends to go with her to the midnight show. Friday morning, many of those same friends expressed shock and deep sadness when they learned Ghawi was one of 12 dead so far in the attack. Ghawi had been shot in the head”, the media reported. It’s very rare to witness two mass shooting, specially in two different countries. As the wise guys say: “the poor girl was lucky once but not twice. Apparently, in the recent years these mass murders are so common that one victim can be in two mass shooting. It’s a great tragedy for North America”. And some add: “Sometimes people wonder why me. Sometimes why not me. This must have been like deja vu for that poor girl before she died. It’s very upsetting”. The story of Aurora massacre is tragic. The media reported: “The attack began shortly after midnight at the multiplex in Aurora. The shooter bought a ticket and walked into the cinema. He then left through an emergency exit, went to his car, and donned armored clothing, all in black a helmet, vest, metal protectors for his neck, leg and groin, and heavy gloves. He also put on a gas mask . After 30 minutes, looking like a member of a Swat team, as one eyewitness put it, Holmes returned carrying at least three of the guns. Some thought the gunman was pulling a prank, and some thought he was part of a special effects installation set up for the premiere as a publicity stunt by the studio or theater. There were several Batman obsessives who had dressed up in costume for the premiere. Many said they thought it was part of the movie, or some kind of stunt associated with it. The masked man threw canisters to the ground, and gas started to emerge and spread through the auditorium. Even then, some people thought that a special effects stunt had been arranged by the movie theater. And then he pulled out a shotgun, aimed it at the ceiling and pulled the trigger. A shot rang out. Then he pointed at the back of the cinema and shot some more. There was no mistaking his deadly intent then. Some bullets went through the wall hitting people in the neighboring Theater 8 [!], screening the same film. The shooter managed to discharge so many rounds in such a short period of time. And finally, the police arrested an unresisting Holmes behind the theater next to his car“. It’s really tragic.


“The mass shooting in Colorado and Toronto can show us that both the US and Canada have many problems, and that’s why the Mullah crooks, the Mullah killers and the Mullah rapists can freely live in North American”, some Iranians say. The north Americans should think more about the current events, form the Bill 78 and the OWS to the mass shooting and the Sheeple’s foolishness. The Aurora massacre should force them to think about the serious problems. “It was the deadliest in Colorado since the Columbine High School massacre in suburban Denver in 1999, when two students killed 12 classmates and a teacher and wounded 26 others before killing themselves”, some say. Many of eyewitness accounts in Colorado, are like eyewitness accounts in Norway: “It was very hard to breathe. I told my brother to take cover. It took awhile. I started seeing flashes and screaming, I just saw blood and people yelling and a quick glimpse of the guy who had a gas mask on. I was pushed out. There was chaos, we started running … many thought the shooting was part of the film’s special effects. I thought it was fireworks until I got hit … I saw little kids die, mums die, people who were hurt, people who I didn’t save because I was trying to save myself. I saw couple of bodies in front of the stairs and when I get outside everybody screaming, like, I’m shot, I need help. It was crazy … At first I was so scared. I didn’t know what to do so we just hide under the seats. And you don’t want to move because you not sure if he is going to shoot you. The hardest part was getting up and moving, leaving, just getting up and doing something about it. We run as fast as we could run until we saw people”. But some eyewitness accounts are tragicomic. They just remind you of a big problem in the US: The religious fanatics. A survivor say: “I thought I was going to die. And I realized that I was ready. I have put my faith and trust in Jesus Christ as the redeemer of my soul, and there wasnt the slightest doubt that I would be received into heaven, not because of any good thing that I have done but because of His merciful nature and the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus Christ [!]”. I know that most of Iranians can’t believe that many Americans are like the Mullahs. But when you read their comments, you think they are Islamists, and the US regime has the potential for becoming a theocracy or a new Mullah regime! The Americans and their comments can show you many things. They say: “Pray for all Americans, and for people who witnessed such horror. Pray for this to be an opportunity for God to manifest Himself in mighty ways [!] … I joined with hundreds of others to pray for the hurting and injured … It was the evil act of James Holmes, not God that took the lives of those people. God loves all of His children … I will never be ashamed of my God or the Bible … The faith of our people is beautiful. God is always good … It breaks my heart when people question God in the midst of tragedy … God is always good. Man is not. Dont get the two confused … His glory would be manifested though this tragedy [!] and many would come to salvation through Christ [!] … God gets blamed for the things mortels do, instead of blaming the devil”. In think instead of talking about gun laws in the US, they should start to talk about the problem of the stupid lefts and the religious fanatics in the US ! Of course, some Americans react to the American fanatics and say: “Many Christians are selfish. The survivors say :’Oh, God still loves me, and that’s why I’m safe and well’. And it means God hated the victims and that’s why they are dead! … God is with you, not with the victims that were killed ?! … You are safe, and praying God, but what the victims and their family should do? … If praying actually did anything, it wouldnt be you who needs prayers, it would be the wounded and grieving … Why would your God allow such a thing? He loves you and hates the poor victims ?!”. Only a few American comments are reasonable; the wise Americans say: “The shooter alone is to blame for this, and the state of Colorado and others are not responsible ?! … When I read over the people comments it shows hast, and anger, not deep and serious thoughts … Anytime some insane person does something violent, we have to find a reason for it. We can never just say the person is crazy … Do not make the shooter a celebrity“. I hope the Americans can see the main problems.


“The story of the OWS and the American Sheeple is really a great tragedy. When their top intellect is some one like Noam Chomsky, that defends the Mullahs and the brutal dictators, it’s so obvious that the American society should have many serious problems, that foolishness and naivety is just one of them”, some say. After Aurora shooting, the American media and many Americans are talking about the gun law and banning access to arms. But only the wise Americans think rationally. They say: “We should have a conversation about guns in a country where more than 84 people a day are killed with guns, and more than twice that number are injured with them”. I agree with them, and they should have public debate and discussion in the US, and the gun lobbyists and politicians should not be able to ignore what people want. But the main problem of the US is not its gun law. “Guns are banned in other countries, but it doesn’t solve many problems. You can buy guns illegally. We have not forgotten the story of the Norwegian terrorists, Breivik, or other terrorists”, some say. The stupid lefts and other idiots try to pretend that “banning access to arms” can solve all problems, and it’s very stupid. There is no law, no change, no idea, no regime, and no revolution that can build a utopia or solve all problems. But the stupid lefts try to fool people, and that’s why the OWS was a very stupid movement, without any goal and any demand. They still see classic revolution, violence, theocracy, Marxism, or Communism as a solution, and it’s really horrible. These idiots can’t find any real solution for the American problems. The gun law was not a bad law, of course in the 18th century. Some truly say: “The first Americans looked at the gun law as a potential right of a citizen to protect themselves from a would-be dictatorship. The kings and dictators usually are keen on banning access to arms by their citizens. The ban might be seen as a State exercising its control over its citizens”. And some wise guys reply: “The 18th century measure to to protect an infant states was good, but now the people are not able to fight against the US government. The government has heavy and modern weapons, but people only can have light weapons. The 21st century is not the 18th century”. The good guys can debate, and find a solution. But the gun law is not among the biggest problems in the US. The lobbyists, the stupid lefts, the Sheeple, the capitalists, money and corruption, injustice and inequality, the mass media, etc, are more important problems. The story of Colorado shooting can be informative. Some say: “we’ve heard of stories of a employee killing his boss and co-workers. But Holmes had problem with his community and his people”. Americans should think more about this issue, and it can show Iranians and other nations that the US has many serious problems, and many people are not happy there. They are victims of their politicians, their Sheeple, their pseudo-intellects, their corrupt system, etc. It’s very important that we know the differences and the similarities between the US and Iran under the Mullah regime. It’s useful for Americans, Iranians, and other nations. The stupid lefts and some one like Chomsky claim that the US is as bad as Iran under the Mullah regime, and it’s a big lie. And the stupid rights, the Iranian baboons, and other bad guys try to pretend that the US is a utopia !, because most of Americans are intellectuals ! And Iran is not like the US, because most of Iranians are stupider than Americans !! and it’s a very very big lie. I hope all people try to think more about the differences and the similarities between the US and Iran. It’s very important. We should write more about this issue later.

Alireza Nourizadeh = Iranian Baboon

July 20, 2012

When you live in the big prison (Iran), and when Mullahs, Islamists, and other puppets of the West make your life hell, and when the West and puppets of West deny your basic rights and your basic freedoms, you can’t forget and forgive the Iranian traitors and their betrayals. When you live in Iran, you feel that these bastards, that work for the West and/or the Mullahs, are largely responsible for your horrible conditions and your pain and suffering in Iran. After toppling the Mullah regime, these bastards will be tried for betraying Iranians inside Iran, the freedom and democracy in Iran, and many other things. But before that time, the world should know these bastards, and we should write about them. Here is not ‘court’ and we are not judge, but the world should hear the voice of Iranians inside Iran, that are voiceless and everybody betrays them. The silence majority in Iran are victims of the Mullah savagery, the Western hypocrisy, and the Iranian baboons’ betrayals. We have already written about the Iranian baboons and those who betrayed people in the past three years. We have already written about those worthless baboons that the world knew them as Iranian intellects, famous journalists, or well-known figures, but now most of Iranians know their true colors, hate them and don’t give a shit about them. We have already written about the Iranian baboons, including Akbar Ganji, Masoud Behnoud, Mr. Balatarin, Nikahang Kosar, Ebrahim Nabavi, Abbas Abdi, Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi), etc, that in the best case, you can call them “worthless opportunists”. Most of these bastards get money from the West, or earn good money in the West, in the name of defending Iranians inside Iran ! Many Iranians believe these bastards work for the bad guys in the West and Iran, but the world knows nothing about them. We should try to write more about these bastards. The world should know how these famous baboons showed their true colors, and how Iranians inside Iran think about them. Alireza Nourizadeh is an Iranian journalist in London that many thought “he is on people’s side”. As the wise Iranians say: “For about 15 years, Alireza Nourizadeh was seen as an anti-Mullah and semi-independent journalist. Alireza Nourizadeh worked for the Iranian Monarchists and their journal in London, but many could ignore it, because the Iranian expats and their community was like a city of the blind people, and Nourizadeh was like a person who had one eye. In fact, as the ancient Iranians said: ‘In city of the blind people, that person who has only one eye is the king, and Alireza Nourizadeh was that half-blind person. But now, Nourizadeh has showed his true colors to Iranians, and many people know that they should use a better proverb to describe him: ‘A blind person has become a guide for blind people’. Now, even Nourizadeh knows that most of Iranians are aware of his true colors, and that’s why he has started to defend Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi). Now, Iranians see Nourizadeh as an old whore and a stupid Khayemal (ass-kisser)”. After “Madhi scandal” in June 2011, that we have already written about it (check Archive), some Iranians wrote about Alireza Nourizadeh and his shameful behaviors, and many saw his true colors. At that time, many refused to write about the stupid Nourizadeh, because they thought it’s what the Mullah Gestapo wants. But when Alireza Nourizadeh showed his true colors more and more in the last year, many wise guys started to write or talk about him. Unfortunately, most of Iranian journalists are like Nourizadeh, or even worse than him. As the wise Iranians say: “Alireza Nourizadeh and Masoud Behnoud are symbols of Iranian media whores. They belong to the older generations of Iranians who created the Islamic regime. In 1979, they kissed Khomeini’s ass, and now after 30 years, they are still stupid and Khayemal (ass-kisser). Now, they kiss Pahlavi’s ass, Khatami’s ass, Obama’s ass, the West’s ass, or the Mullah’s ass. They pretend that they are journalist, while they are men of power and politics. They are Khayemal (ass-kisser). They are symbols of Iranian media whores”.


In the recent weeks, when even the stupid Iranian expats started to spit on Reza Pahlavi and the Iranian Monarchists, Alireza Nourizadeh that has become a hateful figure, stupidly started to defend Reza Pahlavi. As the people media report: “Nourizadeh told big lies: ‘Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi [!] has repeatedly said that he is not king [!] and doesn’t want to become king [!!] why you attack him? [!] He is a freedom fighter [!] If the people don’t want him, he easily can find a new job for himself as a pilot [!] He is a good politician and a good pilot [!]’. He also added: ‘We should call Reza Pahlavi, Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi [!!]'”. As the wise Iranians say: “Nourizadeh that works for the Monarchist journal in London, known as ‘London Keyhan’, often kissed the Iranian Monarchists’ ass indirectly, but now he has started to kiss their ass openly and publicly. In 1979, he kissed Khomeini’s ass, and now he kisses Pahlavi’s ass. He loves kissing dictators’ ass and earning good money”. After Madhi Scandal in 2011, Alireza Nourizadeh showed his true colors to all Iranians. As the people media report: “Arash Sigarchi, a stupid Iranian journalist that lives in the US and works for the VOA, was the first person that criticized Nourizadeh for praising, defending, and presenting Madhi. But instead of apologizing to people for betraying their trust, Nourizadeh just threatened to expel Sigarchi from the VOA!, and added: ‘the little kids try to teach me life lessons. Now, a little kid, that has become a wolf with the help of me [!!], says that I’m a betrayer. I should not answer to the little kids [!!]’. In fact, Alireza Nourizadeh showed us that he is a little shit”. Nourizadeh’s reaction to Madhi Scandal was very shameful and very informative. The people media add: “On June 8, 2011, Sigarchi, that one day was Nourizadeh’s protégé, wrote in his blog: ‘You cannot be journalist and political activist at the same time. An Iranian journalist that lives in London (Nourizadeh) praised Madhi, his secret source, a lot. And then friends of this journalist, including Khansari [and other Iranian Monarchists] made love with Madhi and put pressure on the Iranian media that they should care about Madhi, too. But now, we all know that Madhi was a Mullah spy. The journalists should not be political activists. They should be independent. Madhi became Madhi, because of that journalist. Didn’t he betray his readers and their trust? You should be a journalist or a political activist, but not both’. Sigarchi is stupid, but what he said about Nourizadeh was not wrong. But on June 14, 2011, Alireza Nourizadeh reacted to him and said: “The little kid (Sigarchi) should watch his mouth. If he continues to talk about me, he will not be able to work where he works now (ie in the VOA) [!!]“. When people saw this reaction, they said: ‘Nourizadeh Goh Ziadi Khordeh’ (Nourizadeh ate extra shit). And many added: ‘This little shit (Nourizadeh) are very stupid. Instead of threatening other people, he should apologize people. He just proves that he is a political whore. Shame on Nourizadeh’. In fact, most of Iranians saw his true colors, and started to spit on him”. Madhi and Nourizadeh (the below picture) and their story was so funny. Madhi, an unknown Mullah spy and an agent of Mullah Gestapo, was firstly introduced by Nourizadeh. He presented Madhi as a hero and as his main secret source in Iran ! Madhi was Mr. Nobody, and even after Nourizadeh’s show, nobody cared about him, and in June 2011, when the Mullahs declared that Madhi was a Mullah spy or “Diamond for Deceit”, most of Iranians laughed at the stupid Mullahs, because Madhi was just a hero for Alireza Nourizadeh, Mr. Balatarin, and other Iranian baboons, not for the Iranian people. But Nourizadeh’s reaction to Madhi’s scandal was very meaningful. Instead of apologizing, he ate extra shit and showed his true colors. In the last year, many other events showed Nourizadeh’s true colors, too. As the people media report: “His love affair with Arab dictators, his love affair with separatist groups, specially the Arab-Iranian separatists that are puppets of Britain, his collaboration with worthless stupid whores like Nouri Ala and other Iranian Monarchists, and finally his defense of Reza Pahlavi showed his true colors well. Now, many Iranians believe he works for the bad guys, specially for the MI6”. You can’t be sure about the secret things, but it’s funny to know many people feel that Alireza Nourizadeh work for the bad guys. The Iranian baboons or the Iranian whores, that many call them “the Iranian Traitors”, are little shits and are not important. But when the West and the Western media try to present these little shits -including Alireza Nourizadeh, Esmaiel Nouri Ala, Elaheh Boghrat, Nikahang Kosar, Medhi Yahyanejad, Masoud Behnoud, etc- as Iranian intellect, Iranian opposition, representative of Iranians !, etc, it becomes an important issue, and needs more attention. And that’s why we are forced to write about these bastards.


Alireza Nourizadeh has worked for the BBC, the VOA, Radio Farda, Deutsche Welle, and many other Western media. He is also a senior writer for the Saudi Arabian Al-Sharq Al-Awsat. But many non-Iranians don’t know his true colors and how Iranians think about him. Many Iranians didn’t care that he works for the Saudi Al-Sharq Al-Awsat, but when it was clear that he attended a conference in July 2011, known as “London Conference” that was a conference for the separatists and anti-Iran groups, many things changed. In 2011, the people media reported: “Alireza Nourizadeh was a key figure in London Conference, that was a secret conference for the separatists and anti-Iran groups, specially the Arab mercenaries. In this conference, they said ‘Khozestan should be called ‘Arabia’ [!], and is part of Arabia [!!]’. But when some ask about this conference and its sponsors, Nourizadeh threatened them and said : ‘Who are you that ask me about this conference and its sponsors [!]. Why I should talk about my sponsors and my financial supporters ? [!!!] It’s none of your business [!]’. He attacked Fariba Davoodi Mohajer, an ex-Islamist Reformists that lives in the US, because she had asked him about this conference and its sponsors ! He openly said to Fariba Davoodi Mohajer: ‘You get money from the US. The US government pay your rent, and we say nothing. Who are you that ask me these questions? Don’t interfere in those issues that are higher than your rank and your level [!!] (Jaii-ke Balatar as Had-o-Hodud Shomast !) It’s none of your business. You should not be nosy and interfere in our business [!!] (Khod ro Nokhod Har Aash Nakonid !!)‘. At that time, Fariba Davodi Mohajer said: ‘I just ask him two simple questions. Why he should be angry? Why he is so angry? Why he has been forced to show his true colors in this way ?!’ In fact, Nourizadeh just showed his true colors”. Mohajer, Sigarchi, and others are not wiser than Nourizadeh, but Nourizadeh’s reaction to their reasonable questions was very shameful and very meaningful. As the wise Iranians say: “Nourizadeh just proved that he is a stupid baboon, and a worthless mercenary. The Mullahs say that Alireza Nourizadeh works for the MI6, and recently Iranians have started to believe it. When Nourizadeh openly and shamelessly defends Reza Pahlavi and the Iranian Monarchists, when he supports the separatist and anti-Iran groups, when he goes secretly to Saudi Arabia and gets money from Saudi dictator, when he threatens people instead of apologizing people or answering their questions, and when he openly kisses Arab dictator’s ass, it’s so obvious that many should think he works for the MI6”. As we said before, you can’t be sure about the secret things. But it’s funny to know that many people, even wise guys, think Nourizadeh works for the bad guys. And it’s funny to know that the British bastards and the Western media still see him as “a prominent London-based Iranian analyst [!!]”, while most of Iranians have changed their views about him, and now see him as “a prominent London-based Iranian Khayemal (ass-kisser)” ! The story of Alireza Nourizadeh is funny and informative. As the people media report: “Alireza Nourizadeh’s father was a Mullah, and that’s why Nourizadeh has many friends among the Mullahs. He could work in Pahlavi’s TV and Pahlavi’s media as a journalist, because he was a Khayemal (ass-kisser) since his youth. In 1978, he started to kiss Khomeini’s ass, and supported the Mullahs. In 1979, he wrote for some Iranian journals, including “Omid Iran” and “Ettelaat”. In his shameful articles, he often kissed Khomeini’s ass and the Mullah’s ass. When the Mullahs refused to pay his share, he went to London, where he started to kiss Pahlavi’s ass again. He started to work for Pahlavists and Monarchists again. After Khomeini’s death, he started to kiss Khamenei’s ass. He said: ‘I know Khamenei. I was his friend. Khamenei is good, but his friends are bad. Khamenei is a poet, musician, artist, intellect, etc, but other Mullahs are bad [!!]’ In 1997, he started to kiss Khatami’s ass. He praised Khatami and the
Islamist-Reformists, and when he and Akbar Ganji worked together and wrote about the Chain Murders, they became heroes. But they were straw heroes, and now most of Iranians know their true colors, and only spit on them and shit on them”. It’s hard to say it’s wrong.


In the recent days, the Iranian baboons, including Nourizadeh (above picture), had a conference in Brussels. No one in Iran gave a damn shit about them, but the world should know the Iranian baboons and their western employers. As the people media report: “Instead of condemning the Iranian terrorists (MEK), the Iranian Monarchists (Pahlavists), the Mullahs and their western supporters, that are anti-democracy forces and more than %90 of Iranians inside Iran hate them, the Iranian baboons declared that all Iranian groups, including terrorists and monarchists, should work together! In Brussels Conference, Mohsen Sazegara that has become a political prostitute, said: ‘We should work with all Iranian groups. There is no limit or restriction’. And funny Iranians replied: “So, you should invite Khamenei, Mullahs, and Basijis to your stupid conference, that is a conference for all whores and all worthless mercenaries”. The stupid Nourizadeh and other baboons kissed Reza Pahlavi’s ass, and the American and European officials asked the Iranian traitors to declare that Iran (not the Mullahs) should not have nuclear program. It just remind you of 1978, and how the Mullahs played the same role at that time”. It’s very funny that the Western officials have talked about Iran’s nuclear programs in this stupid Conference, that they call it “Iranian Opposition’s Conference”. Apparently, these stupid bastards and their Iranian mercenaries think they can repeat the story of 1978, when the Mullahs rejected Iran’s nuclear program and other programs that could convert Iran into a global or serious power, and then the West supported them. We should write more about the story of Iranian Opposition and Iran’s nuclear program, but it’s funny to know how the West and the Iranian traitors stupidly try to repeat history. As the wise Iranians say: “The stupid Reza Pahalvi tries to play the role of Khomeini, and Nourizadeh and other old farts try to repeat their 1979 roles. In these days, Nourizadeh supports Nouri Ala, that is a stupid old fart. Esmaiel Nouri Ala is a little shit and little whore that his today’s bullshit is exactly like his bullshit in 1979. He kissed Khomeini’s ass in 1979, and now he kisses Reza Pahlavi’s ass. This little shit is a stupid Monarchist, but he calls himself ‘Republican’. In fact, the worthless shits and the stupid Monarchists call themselves “Republican”, because they know all Iranians hate Reza Pahlavi and Monarchists. But they call themselves ‘Republican’, and then try to defend Reza Pahlavi, and it’s very funny. These little shits don’t know that today’s Iranians are not as stupid as themselves. What they did in 1979 was a tragedy, but now, what they do is a very stupid farce. The Iranians inside Iran don’t give a damn shit about these old farts, and the leader of these old farts and old whores, Nourizadeh”. From June 2011 to June 2012, we didn’t write about Nourizadeh, and he showed his true colors more and more, and proved that he is a stupid baboon, and we should write about him. The outside world should know that Iranians inside Iran, that more than 75% of them are young, modern and well-educated, are not blind and stupid, and the old farts and the old whores can’t deceive them. The story of Iranian baboons and Iranian expats can show you why Iranians inside Iran are angry and silent, and why they just spit and shit on all Iranian baboons and wait for a proper time. As the wise Iranians say: “The future belongs to the young Iranians and the wise Iranians who live in Iran and know the notorious MMM (Mullahs, Monarchists, Mojaheds) well, and know that the MMM are the intolerant and the anti-democracy groups, and should be banned from any political activity. The young Iranian intellects say: “We are not as stupid as our parents in 1979. We know why the real intellectuals said: ‘If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then tolerance and the tolerant will be destroyed. The intolerant teach their followers to answer your arguments by the use of their fists or pistols, or by threatening you. We should claim the right to suppress them if necessary even by force. For the sake of tolerance, we should not tolerate the intolerant. we should consider incitement to the revival of the slave trade, fascism, etc as criminal’. In today’s world, we know that we should consider incitement to the revival of Monarchy and also the revival of Theocracy, as criminal. Even little kids know why we should not tolerate Mullahs, Monarchists, Mojaheds, and a little shit like Reza Pahlavi and his ass-kissers. Of course, we are more liberal and more tolerate than Americans and Europeans. In the US and Europe, they don’t allow Bin Laden and terrorists to have media or website, but we allow monarchists or terrorists to have media. They can have their own media; they are free to speak in their own media, but they are not free to restore Monarchy, as terrorists and fascists are not free to restore terrorism and fascism. In Iran, Monarchists group, including secular monarchists (Pahlavists) and religious monarchists (Mullahs) that are the main anti-democracy groups are banned form any political activity. Those who support or care about Reza Pahlavi and Iranian Monarchists are traitor, and will treated like a worthless traitor. In any referendum about Iran’s future, the people will show how they feel about Monarchy, Fascism, Communism, Nazism, Mullah regime, and other options that are like each others. Today’s Iran will not repeat the 1979 mistakes, and Iranians will entertain Reza Pahlavi and Iranian traitors with Guillotines”. In fact, today’s Iranians are not stupid, and the outside world should know that both the Mullah regime and today’s Iranian opposition are bankrupt in Iran, and more than 90% of Iranians hate them. The future belongs to the younger generations of Iranians, not the old farts and the old whores. Those who support the Iranian baboons, the old farts and the old whores politically and financially just remind you of an old Iranian proverb: “They Crush water in the Mortar !”.

Sanctions, IMF Plan, Mullahs, and the West

July 17, 2012

The year 2012 has become one of the important years of the post-2009 era, and can show you many things about the West, the Lefts, the Mullahs, and other puppets of the West. In 2010 and 2011, when the Mullahs implemented the IMF Plan, known as “Subsidies Cut Plan” or “Rideman Plan” (Shitting Plan), and when the IMF (International Monetary Fund) repeatedly praised the corrupt Mullahs and their corrupt system, many Iranians could see who was behind the 2009 coup. When the Mullahs implemented the IMF Plan, and openly made love with the IMF – that the Lefts see it as “the best tool of US Imperialism”, and the Mullahs had already described it as “a Zionist Organization” [!!]- and when the IMF openly and shamelessly praised the Mullahs and their corrupt brutal dictatorship, many could see the true face of the Lefts and the West, and why these bastards supported the 2009 Mullah coup. As we said before, the IMF Plan destroyed Iran’s economy, and the price of basic foods and basis needs increased 400% to 2000% ! In fact, the IMF Plan was worse than all Western sanctions, but as the wise Iranians say: “In these days, what the Western media say about the new sanctions is very funny. The Mullahs implemented the IMF plan, and it raised the price of basic needs by 2000%, but now, the Western mass media pretend this price rise is a result of the new sanctions, not the IMF plan ! In fact, the IMF Plan is worse than all Western sanctions, and the West knows it well. The West sees the IMF Plan as the main part of the new sanctions !, because they know that the IMF plan is more destructive than all Western sanctions“. Now, many Iranians ask: “Why the Mullahs implement the IMF plan? Why the Mullahs and Mr. shit aid the West in destroying Iran’s economy? Do Mr. shit and the Mullahs work for the CIA and the West?” In the early 2012, when Mr. shit helped the Western sanctions by continuing his very destructive economic policy, many Iranians started to ask serious questions about his Jewish family. We should write more about the story of Ahmadinejad’s Jewish family in the near future, but now many Iranians clearly say: ‘Ahmadinajad is a bad Jew. He is a Zionist agent and works for the bad guys in the Jewish state. He is a Zionist [In Iran, the bad Jews are called Zionists’), and his mission is clear: Destroying Iran. And that’s why the West supported the 2009 coup’. In the early 2012, the Mullah media was forced to confess that ‘if Mr. shit doesn’t stop part of his economic policy (about interest rates), it would be clear that he works for the West [!] and serves the Zionist interests [!!]’. As we said before (check Archive), Mr. shit was forced to change part of his very destructive plan, that was a plan for destroying Iran and Iran’s economy. This change, that Mr. shit had rejected it for 7 years, decreased prices and proved that the new Western sanctions are not important, but do you know what happened after that? Mr. shit and the Mullahs started to implement the second phase of the IMF plan ! In fact, they tried to help the Western sanctions again. It seems like a joke, but as the people media report: “It was not a joke, but when Iranians saw it, they just laughed and said: ‘How the Mullahs should prove that they are puppets of the West? How Ahmadinajad (Mr. shit) should prove that he is a Zionist agent and his Jewish family is a Zionist family?’ In fact, people can see how Mullahs and Mr. shit serve the West’s interests, and why the West supported Mullahs in 2009”. In these days, the Western mass media, from the BBC and the Telegraph to the New York Times and the Guardian have funny reports. For instance, they say: “Western sanctions against Iran over its nuclear program are continuing to bring financial hardship to millions of Iranians across the country. Prices are not stable these days. Every day it is increasing. Leading a normal life has become difficult for ordinary people”. But Iranians say: “Yah, leading a normal life has become difficult for ordinary people, but it’s not a new thing. It began at Mr. shit’s era, specially after implementing the IMF plans in Iran. The IMF plan, that the Mullahs implement it in Iran, and the medieval tyranny, systematic corruption and mismanagement, lack of freedom and free press, etc are the main problems, not the new Western sanctions. But why the West and the Western media say nothing about the IMF plan and its disastrous results, or about the systematic corruption and mismanagement in the Mullah regime and its disastrous effects ?” It’s a good question, and can show you many things.

The interrelation between Western sanctions and the IMF plan, that the Mullah have implemented it since 2010, is funny and important. In the recent weeks, the shameless Western media try to present the disastrous results of the IMF plan as results of the new Western sanctions ! The wise Iranians say: “In these days, the Western media report: ‘Iranians buy hard currencies or gold, over fears of a currency collapse’, but they don’t say that it’s not a new thing, and it began after implementing IMF’s plans in Iran. In fact, IMF’s plan or Rideman Plan is worse than all Western sanctions, and has brought financial hardship to millions of Iranians, but the stupid West pretend that these disastrous results are results of the new Western sanctions ! It’s very funny and informative. It’s part of Western Charlatanism and Western Hypocrisy“. Relations between Western sanctions and the IMF plan can show you many things about the secrets of the 2009 coup, and why the West and the lefts supported the Mullahs. It also can show you the true face of the lefts and some one like Noam Chomsky. You can ask yourself : why the Mullahs implemented the IMF plan in 2010-2011? Why they are implementing the second phase of the IMF plan in 2012, after the new sanctions? and why the West tries to present the destructives results of the IMF plan as results of the new sanctions ?! It’s funny to know that the American media report: “As a result of sanctions and the surges in electricity, water and natural gas prices, businesses have struggled to cope with the new environment. But Ahmadinejad’s opponents have tried to block the next phase of the IMF program that is useful for Iran [!!], and is due to cut subsidies further [!]”. It’s very funny, it’s it?! The wise Iranians say: “Western Charlatanism seems like a stupid joke. Now, anyone with half a brain knows that Ahmadinejad is a Zionist agent, like most of Mullahs that are British agents, and all of them just serve the West’s interests. But the Western Sheeple know nothing about these issues, or about Ahmadinejad’s Jewish family or the historic relations between Mullahs and Britain. In 2012, the West, their media whores, and their intellectual mercenaries don’t talk about the 2009 anti-Mullah movement in Iran and how the West betrayed it. But why? It’s a good question. Nobody asks if the West was enemy of Mullahs, the West would have imposed todays sanctions in 2009, when millions of Iranians were in the streets and revolted against Mullahs, and repeatedly asked the stupid West to put pressure on Mullahs and stop supporting Mullahs. But why the stupid West just aided Mullahs in killing and torturing the Iranian protesters, and why the Lefts and the Western media just helped and supported Mullahs? If you compare the year 2009 and the year 2012, you can learn many things about the true colors of the West and the Lefts“. It’s hard to say it’s wrong, but as witty Iranians say: “We don’t know why most of Westerners have forgotten the year 2009. Do all Westerners suffer from Alzheimer’s disease and have forgotten everything ?! The year 2009 and its great tragedies didn’t happened 1000 years ago, but most of Westerners live like sheep and have forgotten what happened in 2009″. They also add: “The Westerners live like sheep, and that’s why their corrupt politicians f-u-ck them and betray them regularly. They deserve it”. We have already written about “Prices in Iran and Canada” and about the IMF plan and the IMF’s love affair with Mullahs (check Archive). But most of Western media say nothing about these issues. Only a few western media tell the truth. They report: “The Iranian people, that are angry at the West, say: ‘The West said the sanctions have aimed at halting nuclear activities. But they have targeted our families and children’. Iranians not only oppose sanctions, but increasingly support the acquisition of nuclear weapons, PRECISELY because of the sanctions and the bullying“. It’s really true. Iranians hate bullying and bully boys, but the stupid West loves playing the role of a stupid bully boy. The stupid West clearly says: “We tighten the sanctions until Iranians (not Mullahs) understand that the costs of pursuing nuclear weapons outweigh the perceived benefits [!] It’s a bit utilitarian [!], but we should be honest [!]”. Some shameless Westerners say: “The Mullahs, not the West, are enemy of Iran. The Iranian people should ask why they allow themselves to be ruled by the Mullahs [!!!]” And the funny Iranians say: ‘They asked this question in 2009, and now, they know the answer: Because the West and its army of media whores, intellectual mercenaries, politicians, stupid lefts, etc love and support the Mullah regime by any means. In fact, the West, not the Mullahs, is the number one enemy of the freedom and democracy in Iran”.


In these days, anyone with half a brain knows that If the Mullah regime was an anti-USA regime, it didn’t send green signals to Obama, it didn’t make love with the IMF and didn’t help the Western sanctions, and it didn’t pretend that the new sanctions have bit. But as the mass media reported: “Ahmadinejad and the Mullah officials repeatedly have acknowledged the new sanctions have bite [!]”. It’s funny and important. You can ask yourself: “Why Mullahs and Mr. shit just help the West and the Western sanctions? And why Mullahs try to aid Obama in the 2012 election?” The witty Iranians say: “Because the Mullahs and Obama are close friends, and the Mullahs want to reciprocate Obama’s help [in 2009]”. The story of the EU and its stupid sanction is as stupid as the story of Obama and USA. As the witty Iranians say: “The EU is a joke. They talk about oil sanction, while Iran’s major oil buyers are not Europeans. They talk about banking sanctions, while the Mullah bank accounts in the European banks are exempt form the EU’s sanctions, because the EU loves Mullahs and billions of dollars that Mullahs have stolen form the Iranian people ! In fact, the stupid EU just shows us that Europe is enemy of Iranian people, and Iranians should punish the EU in the future, after the Mullahs’ downfall”. In these days, the Western media clearly say: “Western sanctions target Iran’s oil, Iran’s banks, and Iran’s people [!!]. The west hopes the Mullahs will eventually find it in their own interests to give up their nuclear program [!]“. In fact, the shameless West clearly declares that “The West just wants to make a good deal with the savage Mullahs, and the West doesn’t give a shit about people, humanity, the freedom and democracy, etc”. In the recent days, the British bastards and William Hague said: “[Our Mullah friends] should seize the opportunity to [make a good deal with us and, ] secure a more prosperous and peaceful future for the Iranian people [!]“. Can you believe it ?! The British bastards are master at telling stupid jokes. As the funny Iranians say: “The British bastards had to ask Hitler to secure a more prosperous and peaceful future for Britons ! Iranians hate the British bastards, their crocodile tears, and their puppets (Mullahs)”. In these days, the Iranian baboons and the Iranian expats, that are paid by the West and/ or the Mullahs, just repeat what the Western media say. It’s important, because these bastards that betrayed the 2009 anti-Mullah movement, did the same thing in 2009. In fact, when the West wanted to help the Mullahs, they helped the West and the Mullahs, and now when the West and the Mullahs want to destroy Iran and torture Iran’s people, these bastards help the West and the Mullahs again. But it’s funny to know that in these days many Iranians clearly say: “Today’s Iranian opposition and Iranian journalists (i.e. Ashura traitors and Iranian baboons) work for the CIA, MI6, and the Mullah Gestapo. Most of them are double agents”. Now, many Iranians ask: “Why the West shows its true colors in this way? Why the stupid West even don’t try to find a face-saving formula?” And the wise guys reply: “Because: (1) the West knows that Iranians have seen the West’s true face, and the West and its mercenaries are not able to fool Iranians any longer (2)Now, the West just cares about its own public opinion. They know that the West is full of Sheeple, and the Western lefts and the Western mass media can fool and manipulate the Western Sheeple easily”. The people comments in the Western mass media can show you the depth of Western foolishness. For instance, they say: ‘ There is a liberal minority in Iran, and others love the Mullahs and the Islamists [!!]‘. And Iranians reply: ‘Oh, yah, and that’s why millions of Iranians revolted and fought against the savage Mullahs and Islamists in 2009, and that’s why the West aided the Mullahs in killing and torturing tens of thousands of Iranian protesters !’ In these days, the Western media talk about “Iran’s reliance on oil, the structural weakness of its economy”, and specially about “deep economic crises such as the sharp rise in inflation, negative economic growth and increasing unemployment“, but they don’t say who created these problems. These problems that are not new problems -and are results of tyranny, corruption, mismanagement, the IMF plan, etc- make the West happy, and that’s why they don’t say how Mullahs and the IMF have destroyed Iran and its economy, and how they created these problems with the help of the West. The stupid West just shed crocodile tears for Iranians and stupidly pretend that these problems are results of the new Western sanctions ! It’s very funny and very meaningful. In these days, the Western media talk about ‘the rising price of bread and chicken’ in Iran, but they don’t say the Mullahs and Mr. shit deliberately raised these prices by 150%, as part of the IMF plan. Iran’s regime can easily solve the problem of the rising price of meat, bread, foods, public transports, and everything. But the Mullahs are implementing the second phase of the IMF plan !, and instead of addressing the situation urgently, the Mullahs just serve the West’s interests. For instance, the Mullahs say: “Showing people who eat chicken in films is not good. Some people could not buy chicken [!]”. It not only makes people laugh, but it’s a green signal for the West, and the Western media receive this signal and declare: “The Mullahs confessed that our sanctions have bite !” And the British media, including the BBC and the Telegraph, add: “Rising chicken prices have come to symbolize [!] the privations being endured by Iranians amid the Western sanctions [!!]”. Their stupid reports also add: “With chicken forming a core part of the meat-rich national diet, queues have been reported at state food distribution centers, where it has been sold at lower prices. The experts warned that inflation could rise by 50 to 70 per cent over the next six months [!]”. It’s part of the British War of Nerves. They say nothing about the IMF plan and the Mullah corruption, and how Mullahs and the IMF fucked Iran and its economy, and how the West helped Mullahs and betrayed the Iranian people in 2009. Only a few media report: “Prices on everything in Iran have been rising quickly since the subsidy cuts (the IMF Plan) were introduced in December 2010”. But now, many Iranians ask: “When things get a little better, and when sanctions prove to be unsuccessful, the Mullahs try to implement the second phase of the IMF plan, and raise prices deliberately. But why ?! Why they deliberately try to create more economic crises and help the West ? ” It’s a good question, and proves that the Iranian people aren’t blind and stupid.

“Who can blame Iranians. From their side of the fence they see our hypocrisy, double standards, ignorance, arrogance, a rampant blood lust, the list goes on. The west should be ashamed of itself”, a few wise Westerners say. In fact, the wise guys in all around the world can see the truth, but I don’t know why they are silent. The wise Iranians say: “In these days, the West barks a lot. But as the ancient Iranians said: ‘A dog that barks a lot, is a spineless coward that doesn’t bite’. The West is like a spineless dog that barks a lot. But it farts a lot, too; because many things scare it. Their media say: ‘About 20m barrels of oil is transported through the Strait of Hormoz. Everyone knows how important peace is for the Persian Gulf in a world driven by oil … Iran has cruise missiles, capable of reaching all of Europe as well as Eastern US including New York. US ships would be vulnerable to Iran’s shore to sea cruise missiles’. Even the Zionist media clearly say: ‘Who wants I-s-r-a-el to bomb Iran? Who wants us to bomb Iran?[!] The one who most wants an I-s-r-a-e-li attack on Iran is the Mullah [!], whose desire is to deal a very heavy blow, if not a deathblow, to I-s-r-a-el [!]’. They bark and fart a lot, because they are in deep shit. Now, the EU’s hands are empty, like their empty heads. The European heads is really full of shit. They still think they live in the Colonial Era and other people and other nations are their slaves. The West barks and thinks the Iranian people would say: ‘Oh, the Western dogs, who aided the Mullahs in killing us, please forgive us. We are stupid, and have eaten Maghze Khar (donkey’s brain), and are not able to see your true colors. Please forgive us; Please attack us, and please destroy Iran with the help of your puppets and your agents, including the Mullah and the Iranian baboons’. But now, almost all Iranians inside Iran say to the West: ‘Eat shit and die‘ or ‘You, the Western dogs, just bark a lot, and just show us your true colors more and more. Your IQ is less than a dog’s IQ’. There is no doubt that the West is in deep shit, and its brain is full of shit. If they were wise, instead of showing their true face in this way, they would have aided the Iranian people in 2009, or at least they would have apologized to the Iranian people for betraying them”. It’s hard to say it’s wrong. The West loves the Mullahs and the Islamists, because as some wise westerners say: “the Mullahs and Islamists server the West’s interests well, and they can keep their own countries weak and backward, and that’s why the West loves them, and that’s why the Islamists are the winner of the Arab spring. The West-supported Islamist hardliners hate the separation of religion and state, and now Islamic law is getting imposed everywhere by new fundamentalist government that mimic Mullah’s government structure”. And the wise Iranians add: “Today’s Iranians hate the Islamists and the stupid Arabs. Most of today’s Iranians used to talk about the lovely, peace-loving, tolerant, cultured Western countries. But now, they know the true face of Western countries, too. Now, many Iranians say: ‘The West and many Westerners are the Jackass, and an ignorant one as well. The West seems like a bully boy (Bacheh Porru) that says: ‘Give me money or I will burn your house down’. But Iranians know how to face a bully, and know Bullies are often cowards. Now, many Iranians say: ‘Why 85 percent of marine insurance is provided by EU firms and British firms? In the future, at least 50 percent of marine insurance should be provided by Iranian firms or independent firms. Why Iran and other countries should use the U.S. dollar in the international markets. Iran should make use of its own currency or hard currencies other than the U.S. dollar. After toppling the Mullah regime, when Iran will become a world power again, we should punish the West. We would make use of our own hard currency, should form our own insurance syndicate and insuring system, should reduce oil production to save our reserves for the future, should not sell oil to the EU, should develop alternatives to SWIFT system, etc’. In fact, today’s Iranians know that the West, the Arabs, and other sworn enemies of Persia, are sworn enemies of the freedom, democracy, human rights, and other human values, too. They just want to gravely weaken Iran“. It’s hard to say it’s wrong. The stupid West barks and farts a lot, and just discredits and dishonors itself more and more. Now, they say: “There are several obstacles on the way to an attack on Iran [!]. One is public opinion. Another is the realization deep in the heads of the world leaders that it’s impossible to use military force to defeat a community of 80 million people [!]. Another obstacle is the fear of violent revenge in European countries by Iran. Iran has the means to deal painful blows to Europe[!]”. The story of these days is sadly funny. The Mullahs love the Stupid Monkey (Obama), and try to aid him in the 2012 election, and Iranians pay the price of his re-election! If you want to see how Mullahs help Obama, you can think about the IMF plan, or about the story of oil price, that is very important. Many things can easily lead to oil price rise, and it’s in Iran’s interests, but the Mullahs don’t like rise in oil prices, because its big loser would be Obama and the West. We should write more about this issue later, but if you just think more about the story of Western Sanctions and the IMF Plan, you can see many things about the secrets of the 2009 coup, and the secret relations between the Mullah, the West, and the Lefts.

Only Bad Guys and Sheeple live in the West ?

July 14, 2012

In these days, many things are disappointing and unbearable. The bad guys have the upper hand; the good guys are indifferent and inactive; the internet speed and the internet censorship is so horrible; many anti-censorship tools are blocked or don’t work well (in Iran); many search engines censor us and boycott us; many Western media tell big laughable lies about Iran and the stupid West; and the story of Iranian traitors, Iranian baboons, the Mullahs and Islamists, the stupid West, and the disappointing conditions in Syria, Egypt, Spain, USA, UK, etc, that makes you feel sick. When the good guys are indifferent and inactive in the West, the stupid West, its bad guys and its Sheeple (sheep people) make the Iranian people feel that only idiots, racists, bastards, sick people and animals live in the West. Now, many Iranians ask: “Only Bad Guys, Sheeple, and Pigs live in the West ?!” In fact, the good guys in the West are invisible, and it makes you feel that they don’t exist. It’s very disappointing and very dangerous. It can create hatred, war, and other evil things. People comments in the Western mass media, and comments that are sent to us, are very disappointing, and make you feel that only the bad guys and sick people live in the West and the outside world. In the recent weeks, when you read, for instance, 100 comments in the Western mass media, you can see that about 90 comments are very very stupid, about 9 comments are unacceptable and disappointing, and only about 1 comment is reasonable or acceptable ! And it makes you feel that only racists, chauvinists, stupid lefts, idiots, utilitarians, and sick people live in the West, and the Western countries are full of Sheeple and bad guys -who make life unbearable. In these days, when many things are disappointing and embarrassing, we have to write about what the Western media and Westerners say about Iran and Iranians, and how Iranians react to these bullshit. In these days, the West and Western media are full of shits. For instance, some Westerners say: “Sanctions on Iran should punish the Iranian people [!!] It was the people who supported and voted for the Mullahs in 1979 [!]” Can you believe it ?! The wise Iranians say: “Apparently, only animals and sick people live in the West. They are blind and their IQs are less than monkey’s IQ. The majority of today’s Iranians didn’t exist, or were little kids, at the time of the 1979 revolution and cannot be made accountable in anyway for it and its outcome. They are the main victims of the 1979 revolution, that the stupid West supported it. But If today’s Iranians are responsible for the 1979 revolution, then today’s Westerners are responsible for two world wars, Holocaust, the Nazi savageries, the fascist regimes, and many other human disasters. The 1979 revolution just hurt and destroyed Iran and Iranians’ life, but if today’s Iranians are responsible for it, then today’s Britons and today’s Americans not only are responsible for killing millions of Indians, Jews, Africans, Native Americans, and other innocent people, but they are responsible for exploiting and destroying many countries, and should be punished by the whole world. If today’s Iranians are responsible for the 1979 revolution, then today’s Germans are responsible for the Nazi regime, today’s Italians are responsible for the fascist regime, etc. Are today’s Westerners ready to accept their responsibility ?! According to their stupid logic, the world should punish all Western people, because the stupid West and its savage bastards have created the greatest human tragedies of all times – from colonialism to world wars”. And the angry Iranians add: “The Western people still support their corrupt and savage politicians, form Bush and Blair to Obama and other pigs. But today’s Iranians hate the Mullahs and the Mullah regime. In fact, today’s westerners support and vote for their corrupt politicians and their corrupt systems, and should be punished. The Western people live like sheep and deserve to be fucked by their own bad guys. They deserve their current crises and their corrupt systems. But today’s Iranians hate the Mullahs and the Mullah regime, and don’t give a shit about them, their media, and their election shows. Today’s Iranians hate the Mullahs and all other puppets of the West. And the post-2009 era clearly showed us that only the West and the lefts love and support the Mullahs“. In fact, the stupid Westerners that live like sheep can not see the truth, but the wise guys in all around the world, and those who can open their eyes and their minds, can see the truth.

It’s really shameful that many Westerners are sick people. We and many other Iranians have cared about the West, respected it, and liked it, because of the wise guys and the good guys in the West, not because of its sick people, its politicians, and its Sheeple. The shameless people in the West only can make you feel sick. In the Western mass media, they clearly say: The people of Iran should be held to account for wrongdoing by their Islamic regime [!!] It’s not the West’s fault that these backward nations (i.e Iran) can’t have a democracy [!!]“. Can you believe it ?! The wise angry Iranians say: “Don’t make us laugh, idiots. You the Western faggots have no shame. You the sick idiots support and vote for your corrupt politicians, but Iranians hate their politicians and don’t participate in the Mullah election shows. They revolted against the Mullahs, and you the sick bastards supported the Mullahs, and showed Iranians your true colors in the past three years. You, the American faggots, the British faggots, etc aided the Mullahs in killing and torturing tens of thousands of Iranian protesters, and now, you the shameless pigs claim: It’s not the West’s fault ! Oh, yah, it was not Hitler’s fault that the backward nations of Europe were punished and millions of them were killed. Oh, yah, It was not Hitler’s fault that millions of Jews and Europeans were killed in the 1940s. They deserved it. Oh, yah, It was not Al Qaede’s fault that several Americans were killed in 9/11. They deserved it. And it’s your own logic, the sick Westerners. The past three years showed the world many things. Your ridiculous and embarrassing protests against your corrupt systems clearly showed that you are among the stupidest people in today’s world, while today’s Iranians are among the wisest and bravest people. You, the great idiots, that you brain is in your ass, even can’t solve the horrible problems of Bill 78 or the corrupt American lobbyists, that have converted your stupid democracies into Sheepocracy and Corruptocracy. You the brainless faggots live in the free world, but not because you deserve it. You deserve to live under tyranny, but you live in the free world, because you were born in the free world, like a stupid rich kid that was born in a family of crooks and thieves . In today’s world, you are backward nations, not today’s Iranians that their IQs, their knowledge, their thoughts, their views, are far superior to yours. You the stupid pigs, that your brain is between your legs, still live in the Tribalism Age. You are racist and stil talk about your tribal interests, and call it “National interests”. You are the real backward nations. You are the modern sheep, not the modern people. Your stupid democracies are badly corrupted, and many of you, the idiots, want to restore Theocracy, Communism, and other backward systems. You, the people of the West should be held to account for wrongdoing by your corrupt regimes, because your support and vote for our corrupt systems and your corrupt politicians. Take a look at your stupid OWS movement, or your stupid British riots, or your stupid Canadian protests, or your embarrassing situation in Spain, Greece, Italy, Norway, Sweden, etc. You are the real backward nations, not today’s Iranians that hate Mullahs, Islamists, stupid lefts, your corrupt systems, your corrupt politicians, your corrupt media, your corrupt intellects, and many other backward and stupid things in your countries and today’s world. Just look in the mirror, and see your own true face. In today’s world, you are the real backward nations, idiots“. They also add: “It’s exactly the West’s fault that today’s Iranians should live under tyranny. The uncultured Western faggots showed their true colors in 2009, 1979, 1953, 1941, 1925, and in the 19th and 18th centuries, when they supported dictators, Mullahs, traitors, Islamists, mercenaries, and other bad guys financially, politically, and militarily. But now, today’s Iranians know the West and its backward nations, and their puppets in Iran”. As we said before, we didn’t want to reflect the voices of angry Iranians here, but when the stupid West proved that many stupid Westerners have no shame, and when the stupid West ate shame and vomited decency, we felt that the outside world should know how angry Iranians are. When the stupid Westerners openly and shamelessly are talking nonsense and trash talking, it’s so obvious that many Iranians should be angry and should answer the Western crap, according to the Western logic. And for the record, we publish what both sides say. The world and the good guys should know how shameless and how stupid today’s West is, and why Iranians are angry. In the Western mass media, the Western idiots clearly say: “The suffering of Iranian people counts for nothing in the West … Is the nuclear Iran (not the Mullahs) acceptable and non-threatening? If not, do the West has the right to intervene? If the right to intervene exists, how can this most effectively be realized? Our answers would be: Iran (not the Mullahs) is a threat, Intervention is necessary. If sanctions don’t work, we should wage war against Iran” Can you believe it ?!


The Western jerks openly and shamelessly say: “The Iranian people [not the Mullahs] cannot be trusted with nuclear weapons [!]. But we (i.e the West) have to have the nukes. The nuclear bombs must be the preserve only of civilized states – ie the West [!!!!] and Israel [!!!]” Can you believe it ?! The angry Iranians say: “Don’t make us laugh, the Western faggots. You, the savage pigs, are civilized ?! You, the Holocaust creators, are civilized? You, the Nazi killers and the Fascist states are civilized ?! If you the corrupt pigs are civilized, then all animals are Albert Einstein ! Don’t make us laugh, idiots. You, the Western pigs are fascists, racists, chauvinists, warmongers, and idiots. You are still as savage as your savage ancestors who loved the Gladiatorial savagery. But when you ate each others, Iranians were writing the first Charter of Human rights. When you ate each others and when some of you sucked the Iranian cocks to learn something from the Great Persia, that was the cradle of civilization, Persia was the greatest civilization of all times. It’s funny to know that even the civilized people of the ancient Greece, specially the Athenians, were Aryans who immigrated to Greece from Persia. Many Western historians say: ‘About 10,000 years ago, people in Persia began farming the land and developing other technologies, and knowledge of these new technologies slowly spread with Persian (Aryan) immigrants into ancient Greece. Their technological skills greatly accelerated around 3000 BC, when the Greeks learned from Persian people how to work with metals, how to use the wheel for transport, etc‘. It’s what you can find it in almost all historical books. When, you the savage animals ate each others and were called ‘Barbarians’, and when you praised savagery, slavery, massacre, Gladiatorial combats, etc, Iranians were writing about human rights, and were helping the Jews and other minority groups, and were teaching you what is human civilization. In today’s world, if only one nation should have nuclear bombs, it’s Iranians”. The sick westerners and bad guys in the West have no shame. They clearly say: “Iranians are inferior to us [!!!]. They had to organize their own nation into democracies, and should have done it years ago. They are not ready for democracy, and also for nuclear weapons” Can you believe it ?! The funny Iranians say: “How racists you the Westerners are. You the racist pigs just show us your IQs and your true colors. It’s good. The ancient Persians tried to teach you humanity and human civilization, but your IQs didn’t allow you to learn so much. And now, we are forced again to teach you what is humanity and human civilization, and again your IQs don’t allow you to learn so much. The stupid Westerners that more than 60 millions of them still believe that Earth is flat and the sun orbits the earth !, and more than 150 millions of them are Christian fanatics and worse than the Mullahs, are superiors to Iranians ?!! Oh, Yah, If humans were inferior to pigs, then Iranians were inferior to the Westerners! For thousands years, you the stupid pigs licked Iranians’ shoes and sucked Iranians’ cocks. Only in the past [300] years, a few western countries could gain the upper hand, and then created the most horrible wars and the greatest human tragedies of all times, and called it ‘Modernism’ ! But it’s funny that even in the past [300] years, Iranians were more modern than many Western nations. In 1905, when Iranians had their Constitutional Revolution, many European countries were so undeveloped and backward nations. Only in Britain, France, USA, and a few other countries, the situation was a little better than Iran. But from 1910s to 1950s, the Western countries killed more than 100 millions of their own people, ruined their own countries and returned to the Stone Age. They were like cavemen and animals, but just had modern weapons. And finally, only the nuclear weapons could prevent them from killing each others. They are still like cavemen and animals, and prepare themselves for nuclear Armageddon !!”. And it’s funny to know that some stupid Westerners clearly say: “If our democracy brings us to the point of nuclear Armageddon [!], we can rest peacefully with our [stupid] belief that ‘we’ are better than ‘them’ [!!]”. The angry Iranians say: “The Westerners are worthless pigs and you should fuck them and nuke them. They are pigs, and only understand the logic of animals and the law of the jungle. They are not able to understand the human language (Zaboon Adamizad), the human values, and the human civilization”. It’s so obvious why Iranians should be angry.

Unfortunately, only a few Westerners care about the truth or tell the truth. They say: “We got into bed with supposed sworn enemies like al-Qaeda when it suits our interests [or when they bribed us]. It tells you a lot about our true face and the authenticity of our War on Terror. We are corrupted and hypocrite”. I don’t know why most of good guys in the West are silent. In these conditions, many Iranians are forced to believe that the good Westerners don’t exist ! But we believe that many good guys and wise guys live in the West, but they are silent and inactive. Only a few wise Westerners say: “Sanctions on Iran have always punished people, not Mullahs. Many services are denied to Iranians, not the Mullahs. The Islamists and the Mullahs have many ways of circumventing the restrictions but ordinary people should be victims [ of the Western Hypocrisy and the Western betrayals]. In Iran, If you want to subscribe to a journal, purchase goods from abroad or simply book a hotel in another country, you can’t. But there is no restriction on the Mullahs, their family, and their children, and they even can easily go and live in the US, the UK, Canada, etc. For some time, the west claimed that its sanctions are ‘smart’ and ‘targeted’, but it just meant that sanctions should only hurt the Iranian people, not the Mullahs ! The Western sanctions are only designed to punish the Iranian people, and help Obama (in the 2012 election) and the Mullahs. There’s nothing in these [stupid] sanctions that the west should be proud of. They just show the true face of the West to the Iranian people”. And the wise Iranians add: “If the West was not friend of the Mullahs and the Mullah regime, they would have imposed today’s sanctions in 2009, when Iranians asked the stupid West to put pressure on the Mullahs. But at that time, when millions of Iranians were in the streets and repeatedly asked the stupid West to stop supporting the Mullahs, the stupid West wrote love letters to the Mullahs and aided them in killing and torturing the Iranian protesters. Now, Iranians know that the West and the US are enemy of the Iranian people, and friend of the Mullahs. The west and the US just want the Mullahs to be weak puppets. And the Mullahs know how the West betrays its friends. They know how the West betrayed Mubarak, Ben Ali, Pahlavi, Saddam, Saleh, etc. The West and the Mullahs are friends, but they know each others, and can’t trust each others. The West doesn’t care about the freedom and democracy, and clearly says that ‘Iran should be a weak country’. The West is waging war against the people of Iran, not the Mullahs. But sooner or later, Iranians will seek revenge and will punish the West and its puppets”. Unfortunately, today’s west is really full of shit. Recently the media reported: “Canada and a major Canadian bank, TD Canada (TD Bank), target people based on ethnicity or nationality. Canada’s TD Bank has frozen the assets of several Iranian Canadians, in many cases without notice. Some Iranian-Canadians say: ‘Never in our wildest dreams did we imagine that a major bank in Canada would treat us like we are second-class citizens’. And some Iranians add: ‘Canada has become a safe haven for the Mullah regime and those affiliated with the Mullah dictatorship, including the Mullah crooks, the Mullah thieves, the Mullah killers, and the Mullah rapists. More and more we feel unsafe in Canada, that has become a save haven for the Mullahs and Islamist thugs’ . An Iranian-Canadian adds: ‘I’ve been a Canadian citizen for 10 years and this is the first time I’m feeling that I’m a second-class citizen in Canada. It is one thing to punish the Iranian regime and its agents. It’s another to close bank accounts of all Iranian Canadians'”. The stupid Iranian expats in Canada really deserve to be treated like shits. As the wise Iranians say: “When Canada betrayed Iranians in 2009, or when thousands of Mullah crooks went and lived in Canada, or when the Canadian jerks made love with Mullahs and Basiji thugs, and instead treated the ordinary Iranians like shit, the stupid Iranian Canadians just kissed Canada’s ass and remained silent and inactive. So, they should be second-class citizens in Canada, and the Mullah Crooks and the Islamists should be first class citizen ! Today’s Canada is the land of crooks, thieves, liars, hypocrites, charlatans, killers, racists, and rapists. But Iranian Canadians were just Khayemal (ass-kissers) and now they pay the price of their betrayals”. It’s really shameful that both today’s Canada and Iranian expats in Canada are so stupid. But apparently, they deserve each others. I hope one day all good guys can live with each others in where they want, in every part of the world without any visa and any restriction, and all bad guys can go to hell and f-u-c-k each others there. That world certainly would be a better place to live. In today’s world, the stupid West is racist and just cares about the logic of animals and the law of the jungle. Now, they clearly say: “The West like Iran [not the Mullahs] to give up. Iran [no the Mullahs] should not have nuclear program. Iran today could be Japan, China or Brazil tomorrow. Iran should not be a strong and independent country“. These stupid bastards love “Bullying” – that Iranians call it ‘Zurguei’, ‘Gholdor Bazi’, or ‘Porru Bazi’. But they don’t know that today’s Iranians believe ‘Bullies are often cowards’ and ‘you should teach bully boys a lesson that they never forget it’. It’s funny to know that in the recent days, dozens of Iranian baboons and Iranian traitors, that the West calls them “Iranian opposition” ! but the Iranian people don’t give a damn shit about them, had a conference in which the American officials clearly asked them to say that Iran (not Mullahs) should not have nuclear program ! In “Brussels Conference”, a few Iranian baboons, specially Alireza Nourizadeh, defended or praised Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi) ! We should write more about “Brussels Conference” and the worthless Iranian baboons, specially Alireza Nourizadeh that has proved he is a stupid baboon. Now, many Iranians are angry, and say: “Iran certainly should have nuclear bombs, and after toppling the Mullah regime, Iranians should teach a good lesson to the stupid bully boys in the West, and their puppets. The payback time is near”. But I prefer that the good guys in all around the world aid each others in building a better world. And I hope all good guys can unite against the bad guys. We all, in all around the world, are victims of the bad guys and those who live like animals.

Lady Gaga and Modern Sheep

July 11, 2012

This shitty world is really unbearable, but not merely because of politicians and the dirty world of politics. If you want to know this shitty world and its main problems better, you should know the Sheeple (sheep people) and the modern sheep. And if you want to know the Sheeple and the modern sheep better, you should know the fashion world and the celeb world, specially in the US. And the most famous American celebrity, Stefani Germanotta (born 1986), better known by her stage name Lady Gaga, can show you many things about today’s USA, its fashion world, and its Sheeple. As some say: “Lady Gaga was an ordinary girl that became famous and millionaire in 2008, at the age of 22. The American media cared about her a lot, and now she has become the symbol of American beauty and American utopia. As the media reports she has sold an estimated 23 million albums and 64 million singles worldwide, making herself one of the best-selling music artists of all time. Maybe, she could be a good singer, but the stupidity of the fashion world and the celeb world has converted her into the symbol of stupidity and the worst celebs of all time. Lady Gaga before she was famous and blonde [!], was an ordinary girl that could focus on her talents. Even a stupid advisor could tell her that she is not very photogenic and she should avoid making a fool of herself by lots of makeup and other stupid gestures. But in the fashion world, only the sick advisors can make you a hero, and then those who follow fashion like sheep (i.e. the modern sheep), care about you because it’s in fashion. It’s really tragic that the media still can manipulate the people who live like sheep (i.e. the Sheeple)”. Lady Gaga can show us many things about today’s world, today’s USA and the serious problems.


“Lady Gaga was a rich girl from New York; she had everything, except talent”, some say. But I think Stefani (Gaga) was not a great idiot like Reza Pahlavi, who has no talent and still gets money from his mummy at age 50+. Reza Pahlavi is a Heyfe Noon , but Stefani is not. (‘Heyfe Noon’ or ‘Heyfe Nan’ is a funny Persian term that has no equivalent in English. It literally means ‘Bread [food] was wasted on him’ or ‘He is unworthy to get bread [food]’. The funny Iranians use it when they talk about a very stupid or unworthy person). Sometimes, you forget your own special talents, and instead, you focus on a wrong talent, and it leads to a great disaster. Stefani could focus on her own special talents, and could avoid making a fool of herself. But as some say: “when the fashion world is stupid, and when a little kid has no wise advisor, and when a little kid becomes millionaire and forgets who is s/he, it leads to a great disaster. The violence, doing drugs, and other stupid things made Lady Gaga a celeb. In 2008, she started to dress in little more than a bikini in addition to experimenting with drugs. And after a while, the American media reported: ‘Lady Gaga won the Council of Fashion Designers of America Award for Fashion Icon [!!]’. In the US, many care about the fashion world a lot. Even their pseudo-intellects are part of their stupid fashion world. The media reported that Slavoj Zizek had an affair with Lady Gaga !” It’s really tragicomic. Those who care about the fashion world a lot, are modern sheep, not modern people.


Some Americans say: “Lady Gaga is ugly. She’s less than average with lots of makeup. That’s why she gotta wear slutty clothes to throw ppl off. She is ugly as hell”. In fact, many Americans don’t like her, and don’t follow their media and their fashion world like sheep, but unfortunately, they are not in the majority. Some say: “Why she should think she is Megan Fox or Elizabeth Taylor? There is no need that everybody looks like Megan Fox or Elizabeth Taylor. You should focus on your own talents. In this way, both you and your audience are more satisfied”. Lady Gaga has said: “A lot of people in America didn’t know who I was until [I became an idiot like what you can see today]”. It’s really tragic. It can remind you of Martin Scorsese’s “The King of Comedy (1983) “, and how an idiot or a criminal can become a hero in the US, and how the media and the fashion world can play with naive people. In fact, Lady Gaga is a victim of the stupid fashion world and the stupid media world in the US. Some angry Americans say: “Here in the US, a disgusting coke whore shits on stage, but it just makes headlines and more publicity. Those people who buy this shit just aid the bad guys in destroying our country”. In fact, if the people don’t live like sheep, then many things will change, and politicians and other bad guys can’t fool and exploit people. The Sheeple and the modern sheep allow politicians, lobbyists, crooks, intellectual mercenaries and other bad guys to destroy a country in the name of human values, including the freedom and democracy.


The stupid mass media try to pretend that all Americans love Lady Gaga or worship Lady Gaga, but it’s a big lie. Some Americans say: “The makeup makes her uglier. The drug use destroys her. Dozens of tattoos on her body are disgusting. Shes really a gross whore. Gaga turns to the crowd and employs a crude slang word and says: ‘I hope you brought your d-i-c-k-s ?[!]’ Is it really funny? She is sick. She is tacky and tries too hard for attention. We see her as an attention junky”. And some add: “Lady Gaga has become a symbol of foolishness, not modernity. She can show us the American stupidity, and the power of the media in brainwashing the naive Americans. She is just a symbol, and can show us many things that the mass media try to hide them”. Stefani is a victim, but it’s funny to know that some shameless American media pretend that those who hate Lady Gaga and her stupidities, are fanatic and are not modern people ! The wise guys reply: “Those who care about Gaga a lot, are the modern sheep. And the media whores who defend her and her tragicomedy, are animals in human clothing”. Some media and some idiots are really shameless, and clearly say that only those people who care about “Lady Gaga” and her tragicomedy a lot are modern people ! These bastards, that really deserve to be called “The Modern Sheep”, just remind you of a funny Persian term “Ghalat-haye Ziadi” (‘extra shits’ or ‘eating extra shit’) and a funny Persian proverb: “If you respect a dead man a lot, he would shit in his coffin”.


Some wise guys say: “Violence, masochism, sadomasochism, drug use, tattooed on their body, Oh, aren’t they psycho? Those who care about Lady Gaga, violence, and drug use a lot, are sick people, not modern people. ‘S-e-x and violence’ is the best definition of ‘Animal Life’. The sick media whores that care about violence, sadomasochism, drug use, etc are really animals in human clothing. They are like those uncultured Europeans who loved the Gladiatorial combats. Today’s media whores that care about Gaga a lot, and encourage her to do more stupid things, are like those sick people who forced the poor slaves to kill each others”. The media whores pretend that the majority of Westerners love Gaga and her foolishness, but many Westerners hate her and her stupid gestures. The media reported: ‘Gaga’s performances of that scene on tour in England triggered protests from family groups and fans in the aftermath of a local tragedy, in which a taxi driver had murdered 12 people’, and it’s just one case of public protest against Gaga. There is no doubt that only the sick people, the psycho, and the Sheeple and the modern sheep care about violence, masochism, sadomasochism, and drug use a lot. These sick bastards allow politicians and other bad guys to treat people like sheep. These sick bastards are the worst type of the modern ship.


Some wise guys say: “Lady Gaga wears revealing clothes, but it’s not important. She’s not ‘Lady Behave Yourself’. OK. But she likes violence, masochism, sadomasochism, drug use, etc. It’s the important issue. She needs mental help. But why shes such an inspiration to young woman across America? It’s the important issue Politicians and their media whores care about sick celebs a lot, because politicians need the Sheeple and the modern sheep. A country that most of its people are among the Sheeple and the modern sheep is a paradise for politicians and the bad guys”. It’s really hard to understand Gaga’s fans. Some of them, that are not so stupid, say: “She is not Madonna. But her music is good. Lady Gaga to us is a musical genius”. It can be understandable. “But do all her fans just care about her music and her musical talents? or do they care about her because it’s in fashion, and because other idiots care about her?”, some ask. They also add: “Unfortunately, many of her fans are sick people. They live like sheep and just follow fashion. They care about her, violence, masochism, sadomasochism, or drug use, only because it’s in fashion. They just follow fashion like sheep. It’s a great tragedy. These fans are the modern sheep”. It’s hard to say it’s wrong. The Sheeple and the modern sheep allow politicians and the bad guys to treat people like slaves. This shitty world can be a better world, only when the number of the Sheeple and the modern sheep decreases significantly.


Some Americans say: “Lady Gaga is really the big tragedy of the fashion world. When you look at her fans, and how her stupid fans care about her, you feel sorry for America and Americans”. And it’s what many other non-Americans say it, too. It’s really tragic that many people in all around the world live like sheep and follow fashion like sheep. The wise guys say: “In our time, the people who follow fashion like sheep should be called ‘the modern sheep’. They use the modern tools or the modern technology, but it doesn’t mean that they are modern people, mainly because their thoughts and their views belong to the Stone Age. They think and behave like the sheep. They need shepherd, and the fashion world, the media, politicians, and other bad guys play the role of shepherd for them. They love violence, masochism, sadomasochism, drug use, and other stupid things that the media and the stupid shepherd dictate on them. Those who needs mental help are their role models. They are a new version of the classic sheep, including Jewish fanatics, Christian fanatics, Islamists, and other fanatics. They are ‘the modern sheep’. A psycho, a crook, an idiot, or a criminal can become their hero and their shepherd, and it’s really a great disaster”. It’s so obvious only when the number of the Sheeple and the modern sheep decreases, this shitty world can become a better place to live.

It’s our third articles about the celebrities, you can find the first one, that was about Mahnaz Afshar (an Iranian celebrity) here

True Face: Lobbyists and Lobbying Industry in USA

July 8, 2012

Some Americans call the US “the United States of Money and Corruption”. But many people don’t know why. They also don’t know why bad guys, including Mullahs, Mullah Mafia, Iranian Monarchists, terrorists, and other evil forces can make love with the US officials on American soil, while the ordinary people should be victims of the stupid sanctions or the stupid politics. As we said before, many Iranians have started to think about the roots of problems, and in a series of articles (True Face) we try to write about these roots or those problems that the media whores and the intellectual mercenaries try to hide them or tell big lies about them. Unfortunately, bad guys that are paid by the West and/ or the Mullahs, tell big lies about Iran and the West, and try to fool people. For instance, they say: “Iranians are corrupt, stupid, or religious people, but Westerners are not”. In the Western media and the Iranian baboons’ media (Balatarin, Roozonline, etc), the Iranian mercenaries and their Western employers openly and shamelessly tell big lies, and pretend that many problems are “special Iranian problems”, while we know that Westerners suffer from a bigger version of these problems. The worthless mercenaries and their Western employers try to make Iranians feel that all Westerners are intellectuals. Unfortunately, many don’t know the main problems of the US and the West. In these days, when many search engines censor us and boycott us, let’s forget the issue of search engines and censorship for a while, and instead, let’s take a look at a very serious problem: ‘Lobbyists and lobbying industry in the US’. “Casino Jack and the United States of Money (2010) “, is a documentary film by Alex Gibney. This film, that Iran’s state TV has shown it, is about Jack Abramoff and lobbyists and lobbying industry in the US. Compared to Alex Gibney’s previous films, specially “Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room” -that Iran’s state TV showed it, too- “The United States of Money” is not a good film, and has many weak points. But the subject of “The United States of Money” is very important, and about 30% of the film is good and can show you many things about a very important problem in the US, i.e. lobbyists and lobbying industry. Gibney won the Academy Award (Oscar) for “TAXI TO THE DARK SIDE (2007)”, and became a famous filmmaker who talks about serious problems in the US. In “Enron: …”, that is about Enron’s scandal and corrupt brokers in U.S. system, and in “the United States of Money” Gibney shows us that “brokers” and “Lobbyists” are among the most important problems in the US. In Iran, brokers are known as “Dalal”, and “Lobbyists” as “Kar Chagh Kon”, and Iranians know how these bastards can corrupt a system and everything, but many Iranians and non-Iranians don’t know that ‘brokers’ and ‘lobbyists’ are very serious problems in the US and the West. The media whores and intellectual mercenaries pretend that corrupt people and corrupt systems belong to the East or the South, not the West or the North. They pretend that the West or the US is the land of freedom and democracy, and is free from corruption, censorship, and other serious problems. They show us the fantasy world of Hollywood, while the real world is very tragic and disappointing. Unfortunately, corrupt people and corrupt systems are among serious problems in the US and the West. It’s hard to believe, but today’s USA is as corrupt as Iran under the Mullah regime. It’s what we saw it in the past three years, and it’s what the wise Americans, including Alex Gibney, can show it to you. When the Iranian people became aware that, for instance, the American companies aided the Mullahs in killing and torturing Iranians, or Obama wrote secret love letters to Khamenei, or the Mullah TV started to work in Washington, or Mullah crooks and Mullah terrorists went to the US and Canada, or the US media – including the VOA- help and support the Mullah regime and Mullah Mafia, or the US media and the US politicians make love with Pahlavists (monarchist) and Rajavisits (terrorists), they were shocked and could not believe it. But now, when they see how the US politicians support terrorists, Islamists, and monarchists openly and shamelessly, and when they read: “The US State Dept. official told the Monitor: Your speech agent calls, and says you get $20,000 to speak for 20 minutes. They will send a private jet, you get $25,000 more when you are done, and they will send a team to brief you on what to say [and how to support bad guys]'”, they just say: “Wow, American politicians are like Mullahs, and that’s why they love Mullahs. But why the US is badly corrupted? Why American officials are as corrupt as the Mullahs? Why American public figures are worthless mercenaries?” If you want to find the answer, you should study about the story of “brokers” and “Lobbyists” in the US.


“The United States of Money is about corruption in U.S. system. It clearly shows the tight connections between lobbyists and the administration and politicians. It talks about systematic corruption, not ‘a few bad apples’ or a conspiracy. It talks about a serious problem that the American people let it happen by closing their eyes and their minds“, some say. In today’s world, even kids know that “power corrupts” and “money corrupts”. But in the US, the rich people are sick people, and they still can buy and sell everything, including justice, freedom and democracy. “In the US and the West, lobbyists bribe or buy politicians, including members of Congress. “‘Lobbying’ term comes from the gathering of Members of Parliament and peers in the hallways (or lobbies) of Houses of Parliament before and after parliamentary debates. Some say: ‘A ‘lobbyist’ is a person who tries to influence politicians or legislation on behalf of a special interest or a member of a lobby’. But how a lobbyist influence politicians? by talking about morality or civic duty ?!! or by money, by bribing, and by corrupting ?! the answer is clear”, some add. Lobbying industry in the US is a highly controversial phenomenon, often seen in a negative light by the American public. But unfortunately, the American people don’t protest against it seriously. They just follow the stupid lefts like sheep. Some wise Americans say: “Unfortunately, lobbying happens at every level of government, including federal, state, county, municipal, and even local governments. The number of lobbyists in Washington is more than 20,000. Many lobbyists work in lobbying firms, and are part of multi-billion dollar lobbying industry in the US. They sell and buy politicians and their decisions. If a big corporation wishes to change public policy, or to influence legislation, it should pay lobbyists and they use their lobbying tactics – including bribery, gifts, donation, etc – to serve their employer’s interests”. It’s really unbelievable. I know that many can’t believe this degree of corruption in the US. It’s really unbelievable that they can sell and buy U.S. politicians openly and shamelessly. Some Americans say: “Lobbyists use ‘outside lobbying’, too; that means Lobbyists try to manipulate public opinion. Activities for these purposes include trying to use the mass media, reporters and editors, encouraging them to write editorials and cover stories to deceive or influence public opinion. They bombard the public with ‘half-truths, lies, distortion, scare tactics, misinformation’, etc”. And it’s the root of many serious problems in today’s USA. In fact, when lobbyists can buy and sell everything, including politicians, journalists, media, intellects, and all public figures, it’s so obvious that Mullahs and terrorists can make love with Obama and U.S. officials, and it’s so obvious why and how Obama and American companies aided the Mullahs in killing and torturing tens of thousands of Iranians in 2009. As the wise Iranians say: “when the stupid donkey (Chomsky) is their top intellectual, and when many Americans are so stupid and live like sheep, it’s so obvious that the US should be a Corruptocracy, not a Democracy. Arabs, Jews, terrorists, Iranian bastards, and even Mullahs are part of U.S. Corruptocracy”. Some Americans say:” By 2011, one estimate of overall lobbying spending nationally was $30+ billion dollars”. It’s really horrible. And it’s so obvious that in this corrupt system, the savage Mullahs, the Mullah TV, the Mullah Mafia, the Mullah Gestapo, the Iranian baboons and other evil forces can make love with the corrupt Americans and can create a coup like the 2009 coup. Unfortunately, in the United States of Money and Corruption, you can buy and sell everything, including humanity, democracy, and human values. Recently, the LA Times reported: “You’d be shocked by how easily agents from the Mullah Gestapo and the Mullah Revolutionary Guard come and go inside the US every day”. But funny Iranians say: “In 2009, most of Iranians were shocked, too. But now, they know why and how the Americans aided the Mullahs in killing and torturing Iranians. In U.S. corrupt system, that the worthless mercenaries have an industry for themselves, and bribery and corruption is legal, nothing can shock you. In this corrupt system everything is possible. The US is the land of Corruption, not Democracy. The US is a paradise for mercenaries, crooks, thieves, and bad guys”.


“The United States of Money” is a film about Jack Abramoff (above right picture + below picture) and his great scandal. Abramoff was a great lobbyist, and a small part of lobbying industry in the US that really seems like Mafia movies. As the mass media reported: “Abramoff was convicted of fraud, conspiracy, and tax evasion in 2006, and of trading expensive gifts, meals and sports trips in exchange for political favors”. But the mass media’s reports about Abramoff seem like lobbyists’ tactics. “Abramoff was not a gangster, or a bad apple. He was a normal member of U.S. corrupt system. Most of lobbyists are like Abramoof, or even worse than him”, some Americans say. It’s funny to know that the story of Abramoff and US lobbyists are related to the story of Mullah Mafia and Iranian baboons in the US. “Abramoff’s corruption led to his conviction and to 20 persons either pleading guilty or being found guilty, including White House officials David Safavian and U.S. Representative Bob Ney”, the media reported. David Safavian or Hussein Safavian is an Iranian !, and as some say: “He is one of the Iranian bastards in the US. He was a top procurement official in the Bush administration. He is a longtime friend of Abramoff. In the 1990s, Safavian was a registered lobbyist for some foreign governments. In 1997, Safavian and Grover Norquist founded a lobbying firm, the Merritt Group, which was renamed Janus-Merritt Strategies. In November 2003, President Bush announced Safavian’s nomination to be the Administrator for Federal Procurement Policy, Office of Management and Budget, Executive Office of the President, where he set purchasing policy for the entire government”. Many Iranians, including us, know nothing about David Safavian, but it’s very funny that Iranian baboons are part of lobbying industry in the US. The story of Abramoff and lobbyists has a key figure that Iranians should know him: Bob Ney (above left picture). Many believe Ney is a key figure of Mullah Mafia in the US. The US media reported: “In the late 1970s, Bob Ney went to Iran to teach English [!] and learn Persian language [!] And now he is the only member of Congress fluent in Persian [!!]“. It’s very funny, it’s it?! Some say: “Bob Ney was a CIA agent, not a teacher”. In fact, Bon Ney is either a CIA agent or a language-lover ! But the story of Bon Ney is very funny. The media reported: “As a Republican, Bob Ney represented Ohio in the U.S. House of Representatives from 1995 until 2006, when he resigned. In 1980, at the age of 26, Ney became a representative of the Ohio House of Representatives. In 1983, he went to Saudi Arabia and managed a home security company in Saudi Arabia [!]. He was appointed to the Ohio Senate in 1984″. It’s really hard to believe that Bon Ney is a language-lover ! Anyway, the media added: “Ney personally lobbied the then Secretary of State Colin Powell to relax U.S. sanctions on the Mullah regime. Bob Ney is the architect of the Washington-based lobbying enterprise for the Mullah regime, The National Iranian-American Council (NIAC). Trita Parsi was working as a Congressional aid in Bob Neys office in Washington on a temporary visa. Trita Parsi was subsequently appointed president of NIAC”. In fact, the story of Trita Parsi, Bob Ney, the CIA, Mullah Mafia, Obama, the Hunffington Post, the American lefts, Noam Chomsky, and many other things that we have already written about them (check Archive), can show you why and how the US helped the Mullahs. The media added: “Bon Ney accepted lavish gifts of travel, meals, entertainment and campaign contributions in exchange for giving congressional contracts to Abramoff’s clients and inserted comments into the Congressional Record on Abramoff’s behalf“. But do you know what happened to Bab Ney ? The media reported: “Bob Ney was sentenced to 30 months in prison. He was released in August 2008 after serving 17 months“. It’s really shocking and embarrassing. “The US is a paradise for crooks, thieves, corrupt politicians, media whores, mercenaries, and other bad guys. It’s the American Dream. And that’s why Mullah crooks, thieves, terrorists, killers and rapists can freely live in the US and Canada”, funny Iranians say. Bob Ney and his fate is not an exception. “As of December 2010 Jack Abramoff has completed his prison sentence, and now he is free !“, the media reported. Funny Iranians say: “The US is a bad joke. If Shahram Jazayeri, Khavari, Amir Khosravie, and other Mullah crooks lived in the US, they were sentenced to a few months in prison, and then they were released ! It’s the American Democracy: All people are equal, but crooks, thieves, and bad guys are more equal ! In US corrupt system, even Bin Laden, Mullahs, and Hitler can be released after a few years. In fact, the US and Canada is a paradise for bad guys. In North America, only crooks, thieves, and bad guys live in Paradise, not wise guys, ordinary people, and normal creatures. And it’s the true meaning of American Dream. Americans love great crooks and great criminals; the greater, the better”.


I know that the truth about the US can disappoint and upset many people, at least in Iran, and it’s quite understandable. When you live in the big prison (Iran), and when your basic rights and your basic freedoms are denied by puppets of the West, and when a brutal puppet regime and many horrible problems hurt you, it’s hard to see that even the free world and the US is full of shit. It can be very depressing. But you can’t deny the truth and how the outside world -especially politicians, media and public figures- hurt and betray people. If Iranians and other nations want to find a good solution for their horrible problems, they should know global problems and general problems. They should know why and how the outside world, bad guys and enemies of a better world betray them. Today’s Iranians can solve many problems in both Iran and today’s world. When you know that today’s world is really full of shit, and many problems are global problems, then you can find better solutions, and your solutions can become global solutions. We have already written about Direct Democracy and about Politics, Power, People, Conflicts, and Change. The US system just confirms that politicians and representative democracy are full of shit. Corruption and “Inequity of access to the decision-making process” are very big problems in today’s democracies. Individuals can not afford to lobby, and bad guys and corporations with “deeper pockets” can easily buy and sell politicians and democracy. It’s so obvious that Lobbying is not ‘debate and discussion’. Lobbying is corruption and secret deals behind closed doors. But democracy needs public and open ‘debate and discussion’, not lobbying and lobbyists. As we said before, people don’t need any representative in today’s world. They can be representative of themselves in the age of Internet. Direct Democracy and saying goodbye to politicians can solve many problems, including the problem of lobbying and lobbyists, that is a very serious problem in the West. As the media reported: “The situation in the UK is worse than the US. In the UK, many recent MPs and in particular Ministers are recruited by lobby firms and lobbyists “. It’s really horrible. “In fact, Mullahs and British politicians are alike, and that’s why they love each others”, funny Iranians say. Lobbying is a synonym for “bribery and corruption”, but media whores say: “Lobbying is equal to petition [!]”. It’s so obvious that the right to petition is one thing, and lobbying and bribing politicians is another thing. The intellectual mercenaries say: “The practice of lobbying in order to influence political decisions is a legitimate and necessary part of the democratic process”. But they don’t say “how they influence politicians and political decisions”. Bribing politicians, secret deals, and buying and selling politicians and their decisions behind close doors is a horrible and necessary part of corruption and the despotic process. Democracy needs public and open ‘debate and discussion’, not lobbying and lobbyists. Both the US and Europe are badly corrupted. “Currently around 15,000 Brussels-based lobbyists seek to influence the EUs legislative process”, the media reported. It’s so obvious who created the current horrible economic crisis in the West. I can recommend you all to watch Alex Gibney’s films. “The United States of Money” is not a bad film and can show you many things. This film is about 120 min, but Mullahs showed it in about 80 min and censored Casino-related contents. Alex Gibney’s “Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room” is a better film. These two films can show you the roots of many serious problems in the US. These films show that the s-e-x slaves, gambling profits, murder, bribery, extortion, financial corruption, mafia, religious fundamentalism, war game, etc are part of the dirty world of lobbyists. The American media report: “‘The United States of Money’ shows how a lobbyists (Abramoff) used fundamentalism, bribery, extortion tactics, murder, etc. Jack Abramoff was born in 1959, in New Jersey and into a Jewish family. In 1986, Reagan appointed Abramoff as a member of the US Holocaust Memorial Council. Abramoff spent 10 years in Hollywood. Rabbi Daniel Lapin, introduced Abramoff to Congressman Tom DeLay at a Washington DC dinner shortly after the Republican takeover of Congress in 1994. Then Abramoff became a registered lobbyist for more than 50 clients. Abramoff and lobbyists help inordinate socioeconomic power that are corrupting the law (twisting it away from fairness) in order to serve their own interests. They bribe politicians, including members of Congress. But they can escape justice. Jack Abramoff only served four years before being released in 2010 . After his release from prison, he wrote the book Capitol Punishment: The Hard Truth About Corruption From America’s Most Notorious Lobbyist, which was published in November 2011. The 300-page memoir is an account of his life in Washington as a lobbyist”. It’s really shameful. It can remind you of Martin Scorsese’s “King of Comedy” and how criminals and idiots become hero in USA. It’s a very serious problem. Apparently, “Abramoff has become a critic of the lobbying industry”. Now, he claims: I’m an anti-corruption blogger [!!!]”. Funny Iranians say: “Oh, Yah. If Hitler was arrested in today’s USA, he would be released after a few years, and then Hitler would become an anti-Holocaust blogger ! In today’s USA, Hitler can become a critic of mass murder and Holocaust. Bin Laden can become a critic of terrorism; Khamenei and Mr. shit can become a critic of Election Fraud, Killing people, Tyranny and Financial corruption. And Reza Pahlavi and Saudi’s king can become a critic of monarchy and dictatorship !. The US is a joke, a very stupid joke”. The media reported: “According to former Malaysian PM Mahathir Mohamad, Abramoff was paid $1.2 million to arrange a meeting between Mahathir and Bush [!!] Abramoff granted a press interview to Vanity Fair magazine in 2006, and asserted Bush and other prominent figures in Washington know him very well. He called them liars for denying contact with him”. But now, both Bush and Abramoff are free, and Abramoff has become a hero ! It’s really shocking and embarrassing. Unfortunately, today’s USA seems like a stupid Mafia B-movie. Instead of following the stupid Chomsky like sheep, Americans should think about real, clear, and progressive changes. Chomsky, the stupid lefts, and their OWS are part of the current stupid B-movie. And both the Iranian people and the American people are main victims of this stupid B-movie.

Monarchists, Terrorists, and American Democracy

July 5, 2012

The stupid lefts and some one like Noam Chomsky, that defend the brutal dictators in the name of human values, are like Mullahs, Islamists, and other evil forces. When they ridicule “American Democracy”, it just reminds you of the old proverb: “the pot calling the kettle black”. When the stupid lefts and their pseudo-intellects talk about “American Democracy”, you think Hitler and Genghis talk about the human rights. These bastards that supported the savage Mullahs in 2009, and defended the brutal dictators in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria, Venezuela, Cuba, etc, are sick people and their disgusting bullshit only can make you laugh. As the wise Iranians say: “They try to discredit any strong criticism of American Democracy and American gestures of democracy. But the year 2009, and the post-2009 era, specially this year (2012), showed us many things. The stupid lefts and Noam Chomsky showed us their true colors, and now, we know that them and their employers”. If you want to know the true meaning of American Democracy, and the true colors of the Western
(pseudo-)intellectuals, you can take a look at Iran’s case in 2009 and Egypt’s case in 2011. It’s funny to know that in both cases, both the Western politicians and the stupid lefts defended an evil force: The Islamists. In 2009, these bastards supported the Mullahs and Islamists that more than 90% of Iranians hated them and revolted against them. And in 2011, these bastards supported the Islamists in Egypt, and tried to repeat the story of the 1979 disaster in Egypt. It’s very important. We all should think and write more about it. The case of Egypt, that we have already written about it (check Archive), can show you part of the truth, and the case of Iran (that just started in 2009 and has not finished yet) can show you the true meaning of the American Democracy, and the true colors of the West, the Western intellects, the Western media, the Western politics, etc. Those people who care about the truth, and want to know the truth, can learn many things from Iran’s case. We have already written about Iran’s case, and what happened in the past three years (check Archive), and how the stupid lefts and the stupid West betrayed the anti-Islamist Iranians. But there are many new or unwritten things. The majority of today’s Iranians are anti-Mullah, anti-Monarchy, anti-Dictatorship, and anti-Political Hypocrisy. Their thoughts and their views are at least as modern as their western counterparts, and as many Iranians believe, that’s why the stupid West and the stupid lefts aided the Mullahs in suppressing and silencing them. In these days, when the West ate shame and vomited decency , you can see many funny and informative things. Now, the American baboons openly and shamelessly show their true face, which always is hidden behind the mask of freedom and democracy. Now, we all can see the true meaning of ‘American Democracy’. Recently, the media reported: “At a rally in Paris, former House Speaker and Republican presidential candidate, Newt Gingrich, spoke on behalf of the MEK, a group considered a terrorist organization by the US State Department. Embarrassingly, Gingrich that railed against the Iranian hostage crisis in 1979, pretended ignorance that the State Department says the MEK participated in it. The MEK is also said to have praised the 9/11 attacks when they occurred in 2001. The American officials rarely mention the MEKs violent and anti-American past, and try to remove the MEK from the Foreign Terrorist Organization (FTO)”. As funny Iranians say: “Apparently, Americans are sick people and always should defend the sick bastards”. We have already written about the Rajavi cult that has different names -MEK, MKO, PMOI, NCR, NCRI, etc ! They are a bad joke. Their record includes assassinations of US military advisers and attacks on US diplomats. The MEK shares the terror list (FTO list) with Al Qaeda, and more than 99.99% of Iranians hate them, but now, the American bastards praise them without shame. And it’s ‘American Democracy’. The Monitor (CS Monitor) published an article, Iranian group’s big-money push to get off US terrorist list , on August 8, 2011. This long article is not bad. The Monitor reported: “The FBIs 2004 report found that the MEK ‘actively involved in planning and executing acts of terrorism’ … A US State Dept. report in 1994 dismissed MEK efforts to reinvent itself. Noting the MEKs ‘dedication to armed struggle’; the ‘fact that they deny or distort sections of their history, such as the use of violence’; the ‘dictatorial methods’ of their leadership; and the ‘cult-like behavior of its members,’ the State Dept. concluded that the MEKs ’29-year record of behavior does not substantiate its capability or intention to be democratic”. But now, the shameless American pigs defend and praise the terrorists and call it “American Democracy” !


The Monitor added: “The more recent 2009 RAND study came to similar conclusions. It speaks of the MEK’s ‘long history of deception,’ and how it has become ‘increasingly adept at crafting … its image as a democratic organization … The MEK was [and still is] the only Iranian group that assassinated Americans. One MEK song from the time revels in anti-US sentiment: ‘Leave American, your blood is [already spilling] on the ground’ … The MEK has claimed responsibility for killing thousands of Iranians it called ‘agents of the regime'”. But now, the American pigs, including Newt Gingrich, praise and support the MEK. As witty Iranians say: “Apparently, to US officials in Washington, the terrorists are freedom fighters, Hypocrisy is Democracy, and the terrorists and the monarchists are democratic forces [!] In the near future, Americans will praise Al Qaeda, Hitler, and Bin Laden. They would call Bin Laden ‘a martyr and a freedom fighter’. It’s the American Democracy”. The Monitor showed how some US officials get money from MEK and try to support them: “A roster of influential former US officials is speaking at rallies in support of removing the MEK, a group with a violent anti-American history, from the US terrorist list … Howard Dean, the former chairman of the Democratic National Committee, hailed Rajavi in Berlin last March … He said: ‘Rajavi does not sound like a terrorist to me; We should be recognizing her as the president of Iran [!!!]’ … Howard Dean confirmed to the Monitor that he received payment for his appearances [!!] … Former US officials taking part in MEK-linked events told the Monitor or confirmed publicly that they received substantial fees. The State Dept. official, who is familiar with the speech contracts, explains the mechanism: ‘Your speech agent calls, and says you get $20,000 to speak for 20 minutes. They will send a private jet, you get $25,000 more when you are done, and they will send a team to brief you on what to say [!!]“. It’s very funny and informative. “The Americans, including the former USA government officials get about $50,000, and then support the terrorists openly and shamelessly. If you pay them $100,000 or $1 million, they would support and praise Bin Laden, Hitler and any other human monsters. It’s the American Democracy”, the funny Iranians say. Some ask: “Where did that cash come from?” The Monitor reported: “The sources of funding for the campaign to rehabilitate the MEK are not clear, even to US officials [!!] … Besides the string of well-attended events at prestigious American hotels and locations, and in Paris, Brussels, and Berlin, the campaign has included full-page advertisements in The New York Times and Washington Post – which can cost $175,000 apiece – that demand delisting the MEK. Several conferences have been sponsored by ExecutiveAction, LLC, whose CEO Neil Livingstone has long been active with MEK issues. His company has produced lengthy reports rebutting official US positions on the MEK“. As some Iranians say: “The CIA, the US government, Saddam, European countries, the Arabs, and even the Mullah Gestapo have supported the MEK financially”. You can’t be sure about these secret things, but the Monitor’s report and other good reports can show us part of the truth. The Monitor added: “[The terrorist group] hired the powerful Washington law firm Akin Gump Strauss Hauer & Feld to lobby on its behalf to remove the MEK from the terrorism list … But the State Dept. has described how the MEK ‘has formed associated groups with benign names’ to raise cash and sympathy … According to Ken Pollack, a former CIA analyst and National Security Council director for Gulf affairs, in his book The Persian Puzzle, Saddam armed them, paid them, and sent them on missions into Iran during the Iran-Iraq War”. The world should know the true face of the West and the stupid lefts. The MEK and the Rajavi cult were Marxists and loved Noam Chomsky and other stupid lefts and their anti-Imperialist bullshits. The Monitor added: “MEK was formed in the 1960s with an anti-US, Marxist-Islamist ideology. They assassinated US military advisers and Iranians in the 1970s. They supported the Islamic revolution and then the seizure of the American Embassy in 1979, and tried to block any deal with what it then called ‘the US, this satanic force threatening the world … the main adversary’ … US government documents frequently use the term ‘cult-like’ when describing the MEK, and describe ‘years of ideological training’ for members akin to ‘brainwashing'”. But now, the American pigs support the MEK. As the media reported: “About 55 [American pigs], including former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani, former Democratic Party Chairman Gov. Ed Rendell, former US Ambassador to UN Gov. Bill Richardson, former Congressman Patrick Kennedy, and former Assistant Secretary of State Philip J. Crowley were among [the American pigs] who praised the MEK and addressed their current event”. And it’s ‘American Democracy’ that is “American Hypocrisy’, and Iranians knew it since 1953.


As Iranians say: “More than 99.99% of Iranians hate the MEK (Mujaheds). More than 99% of Iranians hate the Monarchists. And more than 90% of Iranians hate the Mullahs and Islamists, but the US and the West only support the disgusting MMM (Mullahs, Mujaheds, and Monarchists), and show us the true meaning of American Democracy”. It’s really shameful. As the media reported, ” the American pig (Newt Gingrich), who is former Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, spoke before supporters of the Rajavists (Mujahes) in Paris on Sunday, June 24, 2012. He said: ‘You, the Mujaheds, your cult and your leadership, Rajavi, have the capacity to bring about change in Iran and to establish democracy in that country [!!!]'” The funny Iranians say: “Oh, Yah. Rajavi and Pahlavi have the capacity to to establish democracy in Iran, as Bin Laden and Hitler have the capacity to to establish democracy in the US ! Oh, compared to the American pigs and some one Gingrich, Bin Laden and Hitler seem like Plato and Aristotle“. In fact, when you know or read about the Rajavi Cult or “The secrets of Camp Ashraf” (check Archive), you can understand the true meaning of American Democracy better. It’s really shameful that the American pigs disgrace and discredit the concept of Democracy or Freedom, that is a universal concept, not a Western or American concept. As some say: “The Western version of ‘Freedom and Democracy’ is what we saw it in the past 300 years. It was savagery, slavery, colonialism, racism, massacre, KKK, Fascism, Nazism, Holocaust, the law of the jungle, etc, that just remind you of the Gladiatorial Savagery and Barbarism in the ancient Europe”. It’s so obvious that “Freedom and Democracy” is not a Western concept, as “Human rights” is not a Persian concept. The human values are universal values. They are part of human legacies, and don’t belong to any country. The great men and wise humans, from the wise Persians to the wise Westerners, only cared about the truth and the human values, not about a special race or a special tribe. Today’s American pigs or European monkeys, i.e. the bad guys in the West, are not like those great men and those wise Europeans and Americans, that all humans are proud of them. Newton, Einstein, Darwin, Popper, Godel, and other great men only cared about the truth, and don’t belong to one nation or one country. Today’s American pigs, European monkeys, or Iranian baboons can show us that wisdom and foolishness are not racial issues. It’s so obvious that each nation has its own good guys and bad guys. But the American media and the American pigs tell big shameful lies and deceive the naive people. It’s so obvious that when the American pigs praise Mujaheds, Monarchists and their ‘Convention for Democracy in Iran’ !!, it just reminds Iranians of Mullahs, and also of Bin Laden, Hitler, Mussolini, Gaddafi and their ‘Convention for Democracy’ ! Iranians say: “You only can laugh at the American pigs and their IQs. They even don’t try to find a face-saving tactic. They openly and shamelessly praise the anti-democracy forces, specially Monarchists and Mujaheds, and show Iranians and all wise people that the US only cares about terrorists, fascists, and worthless mercenaries. They clearly show Iranians that the US and the West only can support a dictatorship and a fascist regime in Iran. Today’s USA is really disappointing. The stupid monkey (Obama), the stupid donkey (Chomsky), the stupid pigs (Gingrich, Romney, etc) and other idiots have converted the US into a jungle of idiots. In the 2012 election, the Americans should choose between a stupid monkey (Obama) and a stupid Mormon (Romney). Today’s Americans are the Sheeple and the sheep nation or what?! Romney and American Chauvinism, Obama and American Hypocrisy, Gingrich and American Democracy, Chomsky and American Foolishness, Oh, No, the US and the West are turning a neo-fascist B-movie into reality“. And the people media add: “Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Bush, and Obama are symbols of American Democracy. Gingrich is rumored to have slept or had ‘sex’ with a number of female interns on his campaign trail. And then cheats on his second wife and marries his secretary (26 years his junior). He was apparently cheating on his second wife, while he led the congressional campaign to impeach Bill Clinton for adultery [!]. He is full of shit and full of himself. Newt Gingrich is the speaker of the US Parliament that have been found guilty of 80 – yes eighty – ethics violations, including taking cash from lobbyists”. Of course, all Westerners and their media are not stupid. Some of them truly say: “The Iranian people and their Green Movement steadfastly reject the MEK and the Monarchists as anti-democratic and violent forces. The MEK and the Monarchists are exactly what the Mullah regime needs to legitimate itself“. But many don’t say how the Western media care about the anti-democratic forces. Recently, the German media and the Dutch media follow the American media and the British media like sheep, and it’s very funny and meaningful. Recently, FOCUS Online (, Deutsche Welle, and other stupid Dutch media had interviews with Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi), and he called himself “the legal king of Iran” ! He clearly confessed that the Arab pigs and the Arab dictators in Saudi Arabia and Qatar support him ! It’s very funny, because most of Iranian Monarchists are racist and chauvinist, and clearly say: “We are anti-Arab” ! As Iranians say: “You only can laugh at the American pigs and their IQs, because they desperately try to support the Iranian Monarchists and the Iranian terrorists, that not only are reactionary forces, but more than 99% of Iranians hate them”.


The people media report: “When Gingrich and other American pigs make love with Rajavi, the leader in hiding of the cult terrorist group and ‘the self-declared president of Iran!, the German pigs and the Dutch media help the American monkeys and the British bastards, and make love with Pahlavi, the self-declared king of Iran. Focus Online, that apparently is a well-known German weekly magazine, published an interview with Reza Pahlavi on June 7, 2012. Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi) thought Iranians don’t know German language, and he can remove the mask from his face during the interview. But a Persian translation was published soon. And then Iranians, even the stupid Iranian expats, started to spit on Reza Pofyooz. They wrote about ‘When Reza Pahlavi lies’ and talked about ‘when Reza Pahlavi let his guard down and expressed his true self, which was hidden behind the mask of freedom and democracy’. In fact, even the stupid Iranian expats could see the true face of Reza Pofyooz. Of course, the Iranians inside Iran don’t give a shit about Reza Pofyooz and his bullshit”. It’s really true, the Iranians inside Iran hate both today’s Iranian opposition and today’s Iran regime. The people media add: “The German pigs disgrace themselves and Germany. They kissed Reza Pofyooz’s ass, and Reza Pofyooz (Reza Pahlavi) called himself the legal king of Iran ! He also praised the policy towards Iran of the despots of Saudi Arabi, Qatar, and other Arab states, and placed himself importantly next to Gandhi and Nelson Mandela ! But when even the stupid Iranian expats spat on him, he claimed: ‘Focus Online tells lie. They changed my words’ !! Of course, he daren’t repeat his claim in German or English language, because it’s a big lie. But some Iranians contacted Focus Online to ask about their view of his claim. They were told that, first, Focus Online has not received any request from Reza Pofyooz and his office, and second, that the interview was recorded and that the record is at their disposal. In fact, the sole purpose of the Pahlavi’s statement was to deceive Iranians. But the Western idiots don’t know that Iranians know the dictators and the psychology of dictators and power-seeking idiots better than other nations. Now, even the stupid Iranian expats say: The Iranian Monarchists often resort to such lies and deceit, and it’s the norm rather than an exception. And some of them add: ‘such a low and contemptible political act, which clearly reveals the backwardness and the foolishness of Reza Pahlavi. It revealed his empty, raw and childlike mind, which is at the same time is filled with foolishness and meaningless arrogance‘. Now, even the stupid Iranian expats know Reza Pofyooza and hate him”. For the record, lets take a look at what Reza Pofyooz told Focus Online. The people media report: “Reza Pahlavi said I wish one day to wear the crown of Iran. For me it would be the best thing ever [!] I’m a legal king. The ceremony took place on my 20th Birthday [after the 1979 referendum; when the majority of Iranians said no to the Monarchy system and his father regime, and when both King and the Monarchy were illegal and illegitimate]. I had reached that age I have to become king, according to our [own] Constitution [!!] However, the Iranian parliament had to take my oath of office [, but we ignored these legal procedures and I became a self-declared king !!] Now, I’m the legal King of Iran [!!] Now, Iranians [i.e. only my family and friends] know me as ‘crown prince’ [!]. I’m a man who fights for the freedom of Iran [!!] Iran needs the Monarch system, and the figure of the monarch is important [!!]. [Mousavi and Karoub hate me, but]I am in contact with Mousavi and Karoubi [!!]. Although I have not personally phoned Mousavi. But there are networks, through which we communicate [!!!]. [In order to justify my father’s dictatorial rule, I should say that], Iranian did not deserve democracy. Many of the former revolutionaries come to me and say, ‘Your father had to arrest and execute us [!!!]’ I’m Mahatma Gandhi of Iran [!!] [I’m also an anti-Arab, but] the Arabs and my Arab brothers in Saudi, UAE, Qatar, etc aid me in toppling the Mullah regime [!] If the West invades Iran [in the name of nuclear issue], many Iranians would fight on even the side of foreign invaders [!!!]. I want to create the National Council. Then comes the transition phase in which [I as the legal king ] will have a transitional government [!!]. Reza Pahlavi tells many big lies, and should be sued, but no ones care about him, because he is a very stupid joker. Mousavi and Karoubi, like almost all other Iranians inside Iran, clearly and repeatedly declared that they hate Reza Pahlavi, Rejavi, the Iranian Monarchists and the Iranian terrorists, who are stupid and small anti-democracy groups”. Iranians inside Iran, including us, don’t give a shit about Reza Pofyooz, Rajavi, Monarchists, and terrorists. “If they want to return to Iran, the Guillotines are ready to entertain them”, Iranians say. But these bastards can show us the true meaning of “American Democracy”. And their Western supporters and the Iranian traitors that get money and help them in the name of freedom and democracy, are the main problems of today’s Iran, and we should write more about them later.

Politics, Politicians, and Political Jokes

July 3, 2012

“The dirty world of politics is the world of lie, hypocrisy and shortsightedness. Politicians are sick people who only care about power and money. Politicians see people as sheep, and love to play the role of shepherd. Politicians love sheep, and people who live like sheep. Politicians hate the truth, and people who care about the truth and those who ask serious question. Unfortunately, the dirty world of politics is not just a small or limited world. Politicians have polluted the whole world. They decide about our life and our world. Politicians decide where we should live, how we should live, how we should think, or how we should shit. The dirty world of politics is the world of sick people. Politicians live like animals. They love the logic of animals and the law of the jungle. Politicians see the world as a jungle, and humans as animals. Politicians only care about power and animal interests. Politicians call animal interests ‘national interests’ or ‘national security’. They believe we should f-u-ck other people and other nations, because it’s in our national interests. But it’s the law of the jungle, and even the wise animals, that have a social life, know that sometimes they should forget the law of the jungle and they should help each others to have a better life. Politicians and their ‘National interests’ and their ‘National security’ belong to the Stone Age and the Tribalism Age, when humans lived like animals. ‘National interests’ and ‘National security’ are tribal values. They are among the stupid tribal customs. In the modern human life, the modern humans say good bye to the stupid tribal values and tribal customs. The wise humans care about the whole world, the truth, and all people, not just about their own tribe. Only the primitive, backward or medieval societies still live in the Tribalism Age. But Politicians ask all of us to live in the Tribalism Age. And unfortunately, many people, specially many Westerners, still live in the Tribalism Age. The American Chauvinism that they call it American Nationalism or American Patriotism, belongs to the Tribalism Age. European Fascism and Nazism belong to the Tribalism Age, too. In the Tribalism Age, people lived like animals and with the logic of animals. They saw the world as a jungle, and thought the world only has one law: the law of the jungle: ‘Kill others, otherwise, they kill you’. All Politicians still ask us to live in the Tribalism Age. And those who live like sheep, follow their politicians like sheep. And they deserve to be treated like sheep”, the witty guys say. The political humors and good political jokes always tell the truth, but in a satirical way. Let’s take a look at some other political jokes and think more about this shitty world and the dirty world of politics. Unfortunately, we all are victims of the dirty world of politics and the stupid politicians, but unfortunately, this shitty world is still full of stupid people. Only a few people are aware of the important problems and try to do something about them.

Politics and Mathematics

A wise Iranian, an Iranian Baboon, an Islamist Reformist, Masoud Behnoud, Reza Pahlavi, Khomeini, Khamenei, Khatami, the Iranian opposition, Mr. Balatarin, a Basij thug, an Iranian Monarchist, an American, an Briton, an Isreali, and a German apply for job and also for visa, from a western country. The interviewer, that is a veteran politician, asks them only one question, and decides about their job and their visa. The interviewer calls in the wise Iranian and asks “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The wise Iranian replies “4”. The interviewer asks “4, exactly?” The wise Iranian looks at the interviewer incredulously and says “Yes, 4, exactly”. Then the interviewer calls in the Iranian baboon and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Iranian baboon says “I don’t know. I just want visa and money, and I’m ready to eat shit and kiss your ass”. The interviewer calls in the Islamist-Reformist and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Islamist-Reformist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, “What do you want it to equal?”. Then the interviewer calls in Masoud Behnoud and poses the same question, “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Behnoud says “It depends on how much you want to pay my team”. The interviewer calls in Reza Pahlavi and ask the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Reza Pahlavi replies: “4000”. The interviewer asks “4000? Really ?!” Reza Pahlavi gets nervous and says: “I’m not sure. Maybe, it’s 70 million. But we can have a referendum and the people decide about my answer“. The interviewer calls in Khomeini and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Khomeini says: “We and Islam know the answer, but we will have a referendum and the people will decide about the answer”. The interviewer calls in Khamenei and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Khamenei says: “4, but as Queen Elizabeth believes the right answer is 4 billion, your answer is 4 billion”. The interviewer calls in Khatami and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Khatami says: “What Khomeini and Khamenei say is the right answer. They are my masters and people’s masters, and we should accept what they dictate to us. It’s the freedom and democracy”. The interviewer calls in the Iranian opposition and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Iranian opposition says: “As you know, all people, including Mr. Pahlavi, Mr. Hitler, Mr. Khomeini, and Mr. Bin Laden are free to have their own answer. We all are free to fool the people. We all need gestures of democracy. Only God knows the real answer”. The interviewer calls in Mr. Balatarin and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” Mr. Balatarin says: “We should respect the freedom and democracy. We think Mr. Pahalvi is right, and the answer is something between 4,000 to 70 million. We, i.e. the CIA, the Mullah Gestapo and me, believe that each person should have his own answer, and we can get money from each person and can allocate an answer to each of them. So, each person can pay us and buy an answer for himself. It’s the freedom and democracy. In fact, the money, the CIA, and the Mullah Gestapo are important things, not the truth or the answer of your question“. The interviewer calls in the Basiji thug and ask the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Basiji pulls out his knife and says: “The answer is what you and my masters say. I will kill and torture anyone who says the answer is anything else”. The interviewer calls in the Iranian Monarchist and ask the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Iranian Monarchist pulls out his gun and says: “The answer is what you and his Majesty, Reza Pahlavi, say. We will have a referendum and the people are forced to vote for his Majesty. Long Life His Majesty”. The interviewer calls in the American and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The American says: “for Americans it’s 4 billions, and for Iranians it’s zero”. The interviewer calls in the Briton and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The Briton says: “It’s 4.99987645, but for Iranians it’s 0.123412”. The interviewer calls in the I-s-r-e-ali and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The I-s-r-a-eli says: “This question is a threat for our national security. You are an anti-Semite, and should be erased”. The interviewer calls in the German and asks the same question “What do 2 plus 2 equal?” The German says: “It’s 4, but as the US pays us, and for the sake of Mr. Reza Pahlavi, it’s 4,000”.

The interviewer decided about applications, and here is his report about the applicants: The wise Iranian: Rejected (no visa; no job); These people should be censored and silenced. The Iranian baboon: OK; They are useful idiots. The Islamist Reformist: OK; He can be one of us. Masoud Behnoud: OK; He is a good mercenary. Reza Pahlavi: OK; He is a congenital idiot and a useful puppet. Khomeini: OK; he can the leader of our regime in Iran. Khamenei: OK; Queen Elizabeth should decide about his job. Khatami: OK; He is a useful spineless coward. The Iranian opposition: OK. They are stupid whores. Mr. Balatarin: OK; We should write him a check for $1 million. He is a good agent. Basij thug: OK; We should send more weapons to our Basiji brothers for killing Iranians. The Iranian Monarchist: OK; he is like the Basiji thug; Long Life His Majesty! The American: OK; no problem. The Briton: OK; such a high IQ he has. The Isreali: OK; as wise and lovely as usual. The German: OK; a lovely bastard.

Humans and History


Politics and Cows

A CHRISTIAN FANATIC: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your church, for preparing for Armageddon.
AN AMERICAN SOCIALIST: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your beloved lifelong dictators.
AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbors have none, because you have killed all their cows.
AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbors have none. You just repeat: Everything is fine.
A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both. You are poor. But you still worship the Communist Manifesto.
A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both. Then you kill other people and seize their cows.
AN AMERICAN INTELLECT: You have two cows. You keep one and sell one to support Hugo Chavez and other dictators.
AN AMERICAN CAPITALIST: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and kill all other cows.
AN AMERICAN : You have two cows. Your gov. takes other people’s cows, but you are happy. You are blind. Now, it’s your turn.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You ask your gov. to wage a new war and kill more cows.
A FRENCH WORKER: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want more milk.
A JAPANESE BRAIN: You have two cows. You redesign them, so they produce more milk; but it leads to a nuclear disaster.
A GERMAN MEDIA: You love cows. You kiss Reza Pahlavi’s ass and praise the Monarchy. You become a cow.
A BRITISH Media: You love cows, Mullahs, and politicians. You are master at telling big lies. Cows love you, too.
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You still think about those days that you sucked other nations’ blood and had 2,000 cows.
A RUSSIAN : You had three cows. One of them belonged to Persia, but now you just have Putin and Medvedev as your cows.
A SWISS : You have 5 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A TURK CORPORATION: You have two cows. But for making more profits, you work as the third cows.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You export your milks to other countries.
AN ISRAELI POLITICIAN: You have four cows, but want more. You see other cows and other people as a threat. You are sick.
A MULLAH: You have two cows: a British cow and an Arab cow. You kill Iranians and their cows, with the help of the UK.
A BASIJI THUG: You are a cow. You have a Canadian visa or a British passport. You love being cow. You love blood.
AN IRANIAN MONARCHIST: You are a cow who has a cow. You stole your cow from the Iranian people.
IRANIAN OPPOSITION: You are a cow. You sell your meat and your milk for a visa. You eat shit and kiss ass. You’re a sick cow
AN IRANIAN EXPAT: You are a cow. You live abroad. You love cows and the sheep, and hate humans and Iranians.
AN ARAB POLITICIAN: You are a cow who eat other cows. You love shit, and hate humans and Iranians.
A PAN-ARAB: You are a racist cow. You think Arab cows are better than other cows. You hate humans.
A PAN-TURK: You are a racist cow. You claim that Turk cows are humans, but humans are cows.
AN AMERICAN CHAUVINIST: You think other people are cows. You see humans as cows, while you yourself are a cow.
AN EUROPEAN FASCIST: You just love yourself and your cows. You kill humans and cows. You suffer from mad cow disease.
AN AMERICAN POLITICIAN : You pretend that you love cows and humans, while you suffer from mad cow disease. You aid the Mullahs in killing Iranians. You love war, hatred, threat, sanction, Mullahs, Arabs, and other cows. You hate humanity
OBAMA: You are a stupid monkey, not a cow. What are you doing here ? Go to your own cage.