In these days, when the West desperately try to make a deal with the Mullahs, but as the wise guys say: “the stupid West is in deep shit, because no one can deny Iran’s rights and no one can make a deal with a bankrupt regime”, it’s not bad to use satire as a tool to write about today’s world, and its funny foolishness. In these years, many people and many countries want to become modern. If you and your country are among them and want to be as modern as Western countries, aka the modern world, you should forget the Western empty words and the Western empty gestures. If you want to become much more modern than anything else in the world, and if your country want to become the most modern country in the world, you should read the West’s history and you should see the true face of the West. But If you hate reading history, you can take a look at the following key lessons that have been extracted from the history.
If you want to become modern, like Western countries:
– You should create two world wars and should kill more than 100 million people. You should nuke other people and you should kill millions of Jews, Blacks, and other people because of their race, their color, their religion, and their difference. You should create Fascism , Nazism, Colonialism, Imperialism, and other types of Neo-Barbarism, and you should be proud of yourself.
– You should be so stupid, and you should think that you can betray the freedom and democracy in Iran, and you can aid the Mullahs in killing and torturing Iranians, but the world and Iranians will allow you to deny Iranians’ rights and you can make a deal with the regime of killers and rapists. You should be so stupid, and you should not be able to see when you didn’t care about the freedom and democracy in Iran and when you betrayed Iranians, it’s so obvious that the Iranian people spit on you, and they not only defend the nuclear program, but they will defend the nuclear weapons, because they have become aware of your true colors. You should be so stupid, and should think other people are as stupid as you.
– You should have a shameful history that is full of savagery, war, hatred, violence, and foolishness. But you should not try to hide your history, and instead, you should replace your history with the history of other nations, specially Iranians, who were much more modern and much more civilized than you. You should pretend that your shameful history is their history, and their glorious history is your history. Don’t forget to tell big shameful lies. It’s the key to success
– You should try to kill other people, exploit other nations, and destroy other countries, and you should call it “Modernism”. If some told you that it’s not “Modernism”, but it’s “Neo-Barbarism”, you should try to silence them. How dare they accuse you of lying. All people should know that killing other people, exploiting other nations, and destroying other countries is the most modern thing in the world. It’s part of your history, from 16th century to 20th century, and if you were not proud of it, do you want to be proud of your dark ages and the Middle Age?
– You should be master at hypocrisy and telling big shameful lies. For instance, you should not allow the world to know why you toppled the Shah’s regime in Iran, and why you loved the Mullahs. In 1974, the Shah and Iran’s regime, that was pro-West, wanted to have nuclear program, and that’s why you tried to change Iran’s regime. In the late-1970s, the Mullahs repeated your words and said “Why Iran should have nuclear program, while Iran has oil and gas resources “. But the would should not be aware of these undeniable facts. The world should not know that the Mullahs were your beloved puppets who could destroy Iran and could make you happy, and that’s why you loved and supported the Mullahs.
– You should have a shameful history that is full of the greatest Slave holders, the greatest human monsters, the greatest racists, the Holocaust creators, the greatest murderers/ terrorists, etc, but you should accuse other nations of being savage. You should have no shame, otherwise the people will understand how savage you are. The people should not know when you ate each other and when you lived like barbarians, other nations, specially Iranians, had a great empire and a great civilization.
– You should try to pretend that you loved useful technologies or human values, and that’s why you have become modern. But only guns and weapons have been your beloved technology, and you could exploit other nations by your ‘modern’ weapons and by the law of the jungle. Your modern weapons should be the only modern things you have. And your thoughts and your views should belong to the Stone Age. You modernity should be based on two things: the modern weapons and the law of the jungle.
– You should love hypocrisy, pretending ignorance, and double standard. You should be able to tell the biggest possible lies. Your stupid views and your reactionary thoughts should belong to the Stone Age, you should live like animals, and with the logic of animals, specially the law of the jungle, but you should pretend that it’s the true meaning of modernity and modernism.
– You should think other people and other nations are your slaves, because you are “chosen people”, that means, because God has loved you, and has f-u-c-ked you that has transferred his Master gene to you.
– You should love war and violence. You should love waging wars and hurting other people. No one and nothing should stop you, except the nuclear weapons. You should declare that other nations should not have nuclear weapons, because if they have nukes, you can’t wage wars against them. If they have nukes, you could not have the upper hand, and you can’t kill other people and exploit other nations.
– You should have a group of puppet pseudo-intellectuals that defend tyranny, the brutal dictators, and the stupidest things in the name of fighting against you ! You should call these stupid bastards “intellectuals” and your media should treat them as intellectual leaders. The wise people and the real intellectuals should not be able to criticize you and your policy. You and your media should silence them. Only the pseudo-intellectuals and the stupid lefts should criticize you. Don’t forget that your enemy should be so stupid and so weak. Those idiots who defend tyranny, the brutal dictators, and the stupidest things in the name of fighting against you, are your beloved enemy.
– You should have a stupid visa and immigration system, that a bunch of racists and chauvinists should manage it. You should only grant visa to the mercenaries, the baboons, and the sheep. Those people who ask you why your system is so stupid and why you pretend you care about the global village -while you are racist and chauvinist-, are dangerous creatures and should be silenced. You should only care about the sheep people, who don’t ask any question.
– You should censor the voices of ordinary people, specially Iranians, and instead, you should support the sheep, the baboons and the worthless mercenaries financially and politically. Those idiots who kiss your ass and you can buy them by money or visa, can aid you in destroying other countries and exploiting other nations. Some one like Ganji, Behnoud, Pahlavi, Mr. Balatarin, and other Chalquz (bird shit) are little shits, but they can aid you in controlling the sheep, and also in silencing and censoring the people’s voices
– You should not allow the people to live in peace with each other. You should not allow your people to become friend of other people. Your people should always hate other people and immigrants. The Mullahs, Islamists, crooks, thieves, embezzlers, Khayemals (ass-kissers), and other worthless jerks should be your beloved immigrants, and you should not allow your people to see the wise people. In this way, you always can enjoy war, hatred, and violence.
– You should pretend that you are enemy of the brutal dictators, specially the Mullahs, while you support them by any means, and you aid them in killing their modern people. The brutal dictators are your best friends, and you should support them directly and indirectly, but your media and your media whores should pretend that you are enemy of the brutal dictators.
– Your people should live like sheep. They should not be able to see the truth. You should aid the brutal dictators, specially the Mullahs, in killing their modern people, and you should allow the Mullah TV, the Mullah terrorists, and the Mullah agents and the Mullah Mafia to go to your country and make love with you, while you have imposed your stupid sanctions on the ordinary people. But your people should live like sheep and should not see the truth. Your stupid lefts and your
pseudo-intellectuals (like Chomsky) should fool your people.
– You should talk about law and the rule of law, while you only believe in the law of the jungle and the principle that the strong creatures should fuck the weak creatures. You should not allow others to become stronger than you. You should fuck other people by any means, specially war and violence, in the name of international laws that is a synonym for the law of the jungle.
– You should help and support the Arabs and the Islamist people, and you should aid the Islamist dictators in killing their non-Islamist people. But you should pretend that you are enemy of Islamists. And instead of apologizing to the non-Islamist people for your betrayals, you should impose more sanctions on them, while you are making love with the Mullahs and the Islamists. It’s a modern kind of charlatanism and hypocrisy, and if you want to become modern, you should know it well. You should love the Mullahs, the Islamist crooks and the Islamist killers, but you should pretend that you are enemy of them.
– You should support the Mullahs and aid them in killing Iranians and in destroying Iran, because Iran should not be a strong country. You should not allow Iran to have nuclear weapons, because if they have nukes, they will not allow you to rule the world by the law of the jungle, and you can’t wage wars against Iranians, who are much more modern than you and their history is more glorious than yours. You should love both the Pahlavi regime and the Mullah regime in Iran, because they are your puppet regimes. And you should clearly say that Iran’s regime is not important to you, and Iran, even a free and democratic Iran, should not have nukes.
– You should know that democracy or human rights is just an excuse to fool the naive people. You should hate democracy or human rights. You should only love money and power. Your media, from your BBC to your VOA, should work with the Mullahs, the Islamists, and other reactionary groups, including the Monarchists and the Terrorists. You should aid the Mullahs in killing and torturing the people, and you should aid the baboons and mercenaries in silencing the people, but you should pretend that you care about the people and their rights.
– You should only care about the nuclear issue, not democracy, human rights, or other things. You should only support a puppet dictator and a puppet regime in Iran, and should aid them in silencing Iranians. Only when your puppet regimes in Iran want to become independent or want to have nuclear program, you should try to topple them. Iran should not be a strong and free country, and your puppets and your mercenaries, from the Mullahs to the Monarchists, should kill and silence the ordinary Iranians, because Iranians are not stupid and they will not allow you to exploit them and their oils, and they will not allow you to rule the world with the law of the jungle.
– You should not allow the world to see your true face. The world should not know that you love the law of the jungle. But if the people, specially Iranians, knew the truth and started to spit on you and your dirty face, you should censor their voice and you should silence them. You should not allow other people and other nations to become aware. The world should be full of the stupid sheep, who think you and the Mullahs are enemy of each other.
You should not forget that only in the world of the sheep and the stupid animals, you can pretend that you are modern. God bless the sheep and the animals.