Best Evidence for the End of Times

“Borat parody mistakenly played for Kazakh gold medalist. Kazakhstan sharpshooter Mariya Dmitrienko stood with her hand on her heart and a gold medal around her neck expecting to hear her country’s national anthem at an international shooting championship in Kuwait Friday. Instead, the sound system blared the parody anthem from the movie ‘Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan’. ‘Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region, except of course Turkmenistan’s,’ the lyrics said [1]. Dmitrienko had a thin smile and remained steady during the ceremony. Kazakhstan was deeply offended when Sasha Baron Cohen’s ‘Borat’ film hit theaters in 2006. Cohen, a British actor, plays a Kazakh journalist who travels to the US. The ‘anthem’ played in Kuwait was downloaded from the internet as Kazakhstan national anthem. The Kazakhstan Sports and Physical Culture Agency filed an official protest with Kuwait organizers”, the media reported in the recent days. Sometimes it’s really hard to understand the difference between real and unreal things. Some say: “Shouldnt she, the gold medalist, at least have taken her hand off her heart ?!” But what she did is less funnier than what the religious fanatics do, specially about the end of times. The Christian fanatics who live in the US and Europe are the stupidest religious fanatics, and they always talk about the End of Times and its evidence. But do you know their best evidence?

One of their Best Evidence for the End of Times is “Global Warming”, and their Best evidence for “Global Warming” is an undeniable fact.


They also believe another Best Evidence for the End of Times is “Modern Sins”.


They believe the other Best Evidence for the End of Times is “The Old Sins” in new clothing.


One of their key Best Evidence for the End of Times is “Modern Technology” that changes the nature and the natural things.


They also believe another Best Evidence for the End of Times is “Modern Human, its curiosity, and its greediness”.


God bless Kazakh gold medalist, who just can’t understand the difference between two national anthems.

[1] Full lyrics of Borat’s Kazakhstan national anthem (that is a satirical anthem to the tune of US national anthem; And actually it makes a mockery of the US national anthem, not Kazakhstan’s): “Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, All other countries are run by little girls / Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, Other countries have inferior potassium / Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, All other countries are the home of the gays / Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool, Its length thirty meter and width six meter / Filtration system a marvel to behold, It remove 80 percent of human solid waste / Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jew town / Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan [!], They very nosey people with bone in their brain / Kazakhstan industry best in world, We invented toffee and trouser belt / Kazakhstans prostitutes cleanest in the region, Except of course for Turkmenistans / Come grasp the mighty p-e-n-i-s of our leader, From junction with the testes to tip of its face”

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