Economic History of Iran: Pre-Islamic Revolution

January 31, 2012

These days are the anniversary of the 1979 Islamic revolution in Iran, and it’s better to write about the economic history of Iran. In the past 100 years, the economic situation in Iran has had a key role in the political unrests. The economy has had a key role in almost all movements and revolutions in Iran, since 1905. The economic history of Iran can show us why the Islamic revoluton happened, how the Mullahs destroyed Iran, and why almost all people hate the Mullahs now. Even if you look at only the economic conditions, and ignore the tragedy of the freedom, democracy, and human rights in Iran, you can understand why the people deeply hate the Mullahs and the Monarchists. The inflation rate in Iran can show us many things about the economic conditions. We try to take a look at the inflation rate in the past 70 years, in a series of two articles. The official statistics that have been used here, have been extracted from different sources, such as CBI, Mehr News Agency, IMF, Iranica Encyclopedia (“Economy” section), and the World Bank. Many historians have written about the past 100 years, but just some of them were independent and wise. We try to use the views of the wise historians. After the Constitutional Revolution, specially in 1910s, the economic situation was so horrible in Iran and also in many other countries. By 1907, Anglo-Russian Treaty divided Iran between British and Russian spheres of influence. In 1908, oil was discovered and by 1912, the first cargo of crude oil was exported by Anglo-Iranian Oil Company (AIOC). But only less than 10% of the oil money were paid to Iranians. The World War I created many problems in Iran, and many people died of starvation. In the late-1920s, Reza Shah established a state monopoly over foreign trade, founded Persias first national bank (Bank Melli), aimed at taking over the note-issuing function of the British-owned Imperial Bank (Bank Shahi). The other banks were Sepah Bank and Mortgage Bank that helped to end the economic anarchy. Some historians say: “The Mortgage Bank of Iran granted loans to current homeowners for a 25-year period at a low fixed interest rate of 6%, while the bazaar rates was 24%”. Reza Shahs reforms were instrumental in rescuing Persia from the economic anarchy that had afflicted the country in the aftermath of the First World War. By 1933, Irans share of AIOCs net profits increased to 20%, and annual oil revenue reached $17 million by 1938. In the late-1930s, Russian share of Iranian exports fell from 35% to 1%, and the German share rose from 20% to about 45%. When Germany invaded Russia, the British and the Russians bilaterally invaded Iran, occupied Tehran, deposed Reza Shah. They wanted to keep Germany away from Irans oil and to punish Reza Shah for his friendly relations with the Germans. The presence of foreign troops in Persia from 1941 to 1946, characterized by frequent changes in the government, rising prices, and food shortages. The cost of living index increased fourfold during 1941-43, rising by 96 percent in 1942 and by 110 percent in 1943.

Year Official Inflation rate unofficial rate
1940 13.8
1941 49.5
1942 96
1943 110 150
1944 2.7
1945 Negative (-14.4)
1946 Negative (-11.5)
1947 6.6
1948 11.1
1949 2.3

In 1940s, many of the new industrial plants and the small-scale industries were forced to curtail their operations or to shut down completely largely due to shortages of raw materials and spare parts. The state of economic uncertainty continued after the end of the Second World War. In 1949, Persias first development plan was put into effect. It was a seven-year plan, but due to many stupid problems, and also shortages of funds, primarily arising from the oil nationalization, was terminated prematurely in 1955 and replaced by another seven-year plan. Some historians say: “The uncertainties surrounding the oil nationalization process dominated the economic situation in Persia during the 1949-53 period. During the 1939-1948 period, oil prices had doubled in international markets, while Persias direct receipts per ton had fallen by about 15 percent. Aftermath of Azerbaijan crisis in 1946, Bank Melli (BM) that functioned as the Central Bank in Iran, cooperated with the Plan Organization (PO) created in 1948, to assist industry”. After the nationalization of the oil industry in 1951 under Mosaddeq government, the British government froze Persias accounts in Britain, placed an embargo on exports of sugar, iron, and steel to Persia, prevented the sale of the Persian oil on international markets, and referred the dispute to the International Court of Justice ! The result for Persia was a halt in oil exports and increased financial difficulties for an already embattled economy. “Between 1951 and 1953 the index of wholesale prices rose by an average annual rate of 14 percent, and the general consumer prices rose by 8 percent. The fall of Mosaddeqs government, by a CIA-backed military coup, marked the beginning of a new era of ‘oil and autocracy’ in Persias economic development. The new oil agreement reached in 1954 between Persia and a Western consortium of oil companies, which took over the functions of the old AIOC, once again put Persias oil resources under foreign control, but Iran’s share increased to 50%”, some historians say. But the resumption of oil exports and increased financial assistance from the US enabled the government to launch the second development plan (1956-1962). It concentrated on a number of infrastructural projects. For example, most of the plans allocation for the agricultural sector was devoted to the completion of three large dams, namely Karaj, Sefidrud, and Dez. The money supply by 20 percents over the years 1956, 1957, and 1958. And the consumer prices, which had stabilized over the 1954-55 period, started to rise again (specially in 1959 and 1960)

Year Official Inflation rate unofficial rate
1950 Negative (-17.2)
1951 8.3
1952 7.2
1953 9.2 15
1954 15.9 20
1955 1.7
1956 8.8
1957 4.4
1958 1.0
1959 13.0 20

In 1961, the government was forced to embark on an Economic Stabilization Program, prescribed by the International Monetary Fund (IMF). The stabilization program involved stringent restrictions on imports, and cuts in government expenditures. In 1960, the government established the Central Bank of Iran (CBI) and separated all central banking responsibilities from Bank Melli Iran and assigned it to the CBI. After Economic Stabilization Program, Inflation moderated significantly. In fact, in the 1960s the inflation rate has its lowest rate in Iran’s history. It also marked a slow-down in general economic activity and a deep recession developed in two sensitive sectors, construction and domestic trade. Some historians say: “Over the 1960-63 period, the real wages of unskilled construction workers declined at an average annual rate of 3 percent. The recession, particularly affecting the migrant construction workers and the traditional merchants in the Bazaar, rekindled the fire of social discontent, leading to political unrest throughout 1962-63”. The Shahs response to the deteriorating socioeconomic conditions was a six-point reform program, known as the White Revolution and the suppression of opposition groups by force. Of course, the main politicians behind the idea of the White Revolution were JFK in the US and Ali Amini in Iran, not the stupid Shah. The White Revolution announced in 1963 included the program of land redistribution (dissolution of feudal system), nationalization of forests and pastures, female suffrage, profit-sharing for industrial workers, return of state industries to private enterprise, and formation of literacy corps. The Mullahs, specially Khomeini, opposed the White Revolution, but it’s sadly funny that two decades later they created the Black Revolution, with the White Revolution’s goals! The period between 1963 and the start of the revolutionary upheavals in 1978 represents the longest period of sustained growth in per capita real income the Persian economy has experienced. Some historians say: “ During the 1963-1977 period gross Domestic product (GDP) grew in real terms by an average annual rate of around 10% with the annual population growth rate of around 3% and placed Persia among the fastest growing of both developing and developed economies in the world. As a result, Persias per capita income (in current prices) rose from $170 in 1963 to $2,060 in 1977″. However, not all sectors shared equally in this growth process. Over the 1963-1977 period the agricultural sector grew at an annual average rate of around 5%, while the industrial and the service sectors showed annual growth rates of 15%. In fact, the gap between the poor and the rich, and between the rural and urban areas increased significantly. Many poor, illiterate, and traditionalist people in the rural areas started to migrate to the urban areas.

Year Official Inflation rate unofficial rate
1960 7.9 15
1961 1.6
1962 0.9
1963 1.0
1964 4.5
1965 0.3
1966 0.8
1967 0.8
1968 1.5
1969 3.6

Under the influence of rising oil revenues, the rate of urban and rural population changed rapidly. The rapid and unbalanced expansion, especially between the agricultural and the industrial sectors, led to a substantial increase in the rate of migration from rural to urban areas. The degree of urbanization rose from 30% in 1956 to 50% in 1978. It is estimated that rural migrants accounted for 44% of the increase in urban population between 1956 to 1966, as compared to as much as 50% during the 1967-76 decade. The oil price increases during 1973-74, converted Persia from a debtor to a creditor country . The accumulated balances on current account over the period 1959-78 was in surplus and amounted to $16 billion. But the inflation started to be a problem during the period of the fifth five-year plan (1973-1978) when the Shah decided, against all advice, to double the total expenditure. Over the period 1963-73 (covering the 3rd and the 4th plans) consumer prices rose by an average annual rate of around 2.5 percent, while the average annual rate of inflation during the period covered by the 5th plan was 15.5 percent. Iran’s development was rapid, but unbalanced. “From 1969 to 1977, the number of private cars produced in Persia increased steadily from 29,000 to 132,000. And the number of television sets produced rose from 70,000 in 1969 to 350,000 in 1975. The share of the oil sector in GDP at current prices rose steadily from 14% in 1962 to 24% in 1972, peaking at 48% in 1974 before falling back to around 32% in 1977. On the other hand, the value added in the agricultural sector as a share of GDP fell from 32% in 1962 to 8% in 1977. The share of oil revenues in the government budget was around 47% in 1963 and rose to 63% in 1978, after having fallen from its peak of 86% in 1974. We know that in 1975 ships had to wait between 160 to 250 days to enter Iran’s principal port, Khorram-Shahr, at the tip of the Persian Gulf. Tehran had to pay more than $1 billion in charges for ships stuck in ports unable to unload. It led to a sharp increase in inflation to an average of 15% per year between 1973 and 1978, from an annual rate of less than 3% before (that means more than 5 times increase)”, some historians say. The widening gap of income distribution in the urban areas and between the urban and rural areas resulted in substantially increased migration from villages to urban centers. These trends were further accentuated by the implementation of the last phases of the land reform, which were seen by many peasants as a reversal of the original land-redistribution program in the early 1960s. “The quadrupling of oil prices in 1973-74 presented the regime with a golden opportunity to rationalize the development program and move toward a more balanced development of the urban/rural sectors of the economy. But the Shah didn’t listen to expert advices. He was a stupid dictator“, some historians truly say. The Shah’s stupidities and the unbalanced expansion, and the huge gap between the poor rural migrants and the urban middle class created a huge disaster: “The Islamic Revolution”

Year Official Inflation rate unofficial rate
1970 1.5
1971 5.5
1972 6.3
1973 11.2
1974 15.5 20
1975 9.9
1976 16.6 20
1977 25.1 30
1978 10.0
1979 11.4 25

In 1974, the shahs response, against expert and ministerial advice, was a further hasty expansion of the industrial sector with greater reliance on foreign experts and imported workers. Inevitably, these economic policies exacerbated already entrenched social and economic inequalities and helped create fertile grounds for the flourishing of social discontent and revolutionary upheavals“, some historians truly say. “The 1971 ‘Tehran accord’ between six Middle Eastern Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) and the major international oil companies forced the latter to agree to higher prices and better terms. By 1973, the Iranian government, not the oil companies, was in the driver’s seat, setting prices, owning production fields, and determining output levels. It had made the Western capitalists angry”, some historians say. In a 1974 interview, the shah said: “In 25 years, Iran will be one of the world’s five flourishing and prosperous nations … I think that in ten years’ time, our country will be as you [in Britain] are now.” But the Shah was so stupid and blind, and could not see the huge gap between the poor and the rich, and between the rural and urban areas, that was the result of the unbalanced expansion. During the 1963-1978 period, the gap between the lower class (about 70% of Iranians) and the middle class (about 20% of Iranians) increased. The lower class was illiterate, and only followed the Mullahs. There was also a huge geographic disparity. “By late 1976, the economy was in bad shape, with national income growing only slowly while shortages of electricity, water, cement, and some foodstuffs constrained output and fed popular discontent. At last, the shah reversed course, acknowledging he had wrongly pushed too fast. He stupidly appointed a new prime minister who suspended many development projects and introduced an IMF-style stabilization program in 1978. But the Shah was the main responsible for all disasters, not the prime minister (Hoveyda) who always kissed the Shah’s ass and the Shah’s hands”, some historians say. As we said before, the Shah and the stupid Monarchists were the main responsible for the Islamic Revolution in 1979. They created a huge gap between the poor and the rich, and between the rural and urban areas. The inflation rate in the mid-1970s was much more than what the stupid Monarchists often say. When you compare the inflation rate in the 1960s with the 1970s, and when you look at the social classes in Iran at that time (In 1978, about 70% of Iranians were members of lower class, and only about 30% of Iranians were members of middle class and upper class), you can understand why the Islamic revolution happened. In fact, it was the result of a dreadful tyranny and a dreadful economic situation. When about 70% of Iranians were poor and illiterate, the stupid Shah and those who kissed his ass (the Monarchists) were embezzling the oil money and lived in luxury. Of course, after the Islamic revolution, the secular tyranny was replaced by the religious tyranny, and while the huge gap between the poor and the rich decreased, the economic situation got worse and worse. The economic conditions went from bad to worse. We would write more about it later.


1979 vs 2012, Bakhtiar vs Mousavi

January 29, 2012

“2012 can become a new 1979. We should be ready to accept a new Bakhtiar”, some Iranians say. As we said before, the younger generations of Iranians only want fundamental change or big concessions, not another revolution. And if the Mullahs were not too stupid, this time the people would not reject a new Bakhtiar. In 1979, the majority of Iranians were illiterate and stupid, but now the majority of Iranians are literate and modern . In 2009, Mousavi and his stupidities wasted the best opportunity to win some big concessions from the Mullahs, but some still believe: “MirHossein Mousavi can be another Shapur Bakhtiar”. As we said before, Shapur Bakhtiar was the Shah’s last prime minister, and if the stupid Iranian intellectuals had accepted his plan in 1979, his progressive programs would have solved many problems in Iran and would have prevented a stupid revolution in Iran. But in 1979, 99% of the Iranian intellectuals “had eaten Maghze Khar (donkey brain)” that means they were very very stupid. They still are very stupid, but the younger generations of Iranians, that thousands of them are unknown intellectuals, are not like these idiots. As we said before, the majority of Iranians inside Iran (about 75%) are young people under the age of 35. In 2009, the Iranian baboons and Ashura traitors, that most of them were over the age of 50, controlled the media and betrayed Iranians and their anti-Mullah movement. They censored the voices of the ordinary people and the wise guys and didn’t allow the people to win big concessions from the Mullahs. They could fool many people, because they have monopolized the Iranian media, and many people did not know their true colors in 2009. Unfortunately, the western countries supported, and still support, these stupid bastards financially. But now, Iranians inside Iran know the true colors of these bastards. The Iranian baboons, from the Islamist-Reformist (Khatamists) to the Monarchists (Pahlavists), are worthless pieces of shit and Iranians inside Iran hate all of them. But Mousavi is different. Mousavi still can be an acceptable figure for both the people and the intellectuals, But Mousavi’s programs should be at least as strong as Bakhtiar’s programs in 1979. Mousavi still can play the role of Bakhtiar and can prevent form another revolution in Iran, but his programs should be at least as strong as Bakhtiar’s programs. Mousavi himself knows how angry the people are, and how the people hate the Mullahs. Mousavi knows that almost all Iranians hate his friends, i.e. the Islamist reformists and the Iranian baboons, and only he himself, not his stupid friends who are really stupid bastard, can win the people’s confidence if he tries to be wise and reasonable, at least like Bakhtiar. Some think that Mousavi is wiser than Bakhtiar, but he should prove it in practical terms. Shapur Bakhtiar’s address in the Parliament in 1979, that was published in the Etellaat newspaper on January 11, 1979, is important. It can be considered as Mousavi’s address in the Parliament in the near future. Let’s take a look at part of Shapur Bakhtiar’s address and his programs. Mousavi’s address and programs should be at least as strong as Bakhtiar’s :

(Please note that for some programs, a new program that is equivalent to today’s conditions has been added in [ ] )

Honorable Mr. Speaker of the National consultative Assembly, Ladies and Gentlemen, during the turbulent history of our ancient Land, there were dark days that were in fact, mostly the consequence of short-lived foreign subjugation. Though it seems to be the consequence of 25 year rule of corrupt and incompetent governments, the present danger to the unity and very existence of the country, is rather rooted in a huge international conspiracy against the integrity and sovereignty of Iran … My government is the obvious outcome of a revolution, which began two years ago, against continuous violations and indescribable disasters that had become commonplace. My government favors the main goals of the National Front of Iran and will try to implement them … We must all give this new government a chance to direct the country towards a progressive and incorrupt regime based on … the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Here are my programs:

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Highlights of Government’s Emergency Programs

(1) Dissolution of the Organization for Information and Security of the Country, (SAVAK) [Sepah & Basij] (2) Expeditious trials for plunderers and violators of people’s rights (3) Appointment of an independent commission to investigate the activities of former SAVAK officials [Sepahi and Basji thugs] and the prosecution of the violators (4) Release of all political prisoners (5) Rehabilitation of all political prisoners detained since 1953 [since 1980] (6) Payment of appropriate compensation to all those who have been detained over a year or have been harassed or disabled due to political charges (since 1953) [since 1980] (7) Payment of appropriate compensation to minor and under tutelage survivors of all those who lost their lives while detained in so called security detention centers (8) Abolish martial law [Abolish all restrictions and laws since 2005] (9) Pass a law in the parliament to officially call recent political victims “martyrs” (10) Pay compensation to the families of the “martyrs” and those who were disabled during the recent struggle (11) End the strikes [End the internet filtering (censorship) and other kind of censorship in Iran] (12) Create an atmosphere of cooperation between the government and the clergy so the Ayatollahs can supervise the function of government [Create an atmosphere of cooperation between the government and the seculars so the seculars and the intellectuals can supervise the function of government] (13) Repair the recent destruction [all Mullah economic plans] (14) Revitalize production in the country to improve the economy (15) Organize free elections [Dissolution of Shooraye Negahban (Guardian Council)] (16) Expel all unnecessary foreign workers [Expel all Mullahs from the government. They should come back to Qom] (17) Restore the rule of law in the country [Expel all Mullahs in the Judiciary system and change all laws according to the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, during a gradual process]

The Foreign Policy of the Iranian Government

The government is determined to protect the national interests as well as the rights that guarantee the sovereignty, security, and unity of the nation. The Main Principles of the Foreign Policy are: (1) Strengthen and extend the political, economic, and cultural relationships with the Islamic countries [will all western countries, specially the United States] (2) Continue and extend relationships with all countries (3) Consider the common interests of the Iranian nation with developing countries [with all countries of the world] (4)Iran will support any efforts to resolve international conflicts and restore peace in all around the world (5) The policy of Iran is based on unconditional support of the United Nation’s Charter as well as the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and related covenants. Iran will try to protect and support human rights and the legitimate demands of those nations struggling against colonialism [and tyranny], or its effects, in all forms (6)Regarding the fight against apartheid [and all sort of discrimination against race, color, religion, gender, etc] (7) Try to Solve the Middle East problem

Highlights of the Domestic Policy of the Government

(1)Safeguard of the individual and public freedoms, such as freedom of thought, freedom of expression, freedom of press, [freedom of assembly and association] (2)Rehabilitation of the Judiciary and protection of its independence [The supreme leader and the Mullahs will not have any role in the Judiciary system] (3)Government noninterference in the planning and management of the country’s industry [Dissolution of all Bonyads (like Bonyad Mostazafan] and all economic activities of Sepah and Basij] (4)Decentralization in all areas of the country’s administration and reorganization of the system [Khamenei will resign and the Velayat Faqih article in the Constitution will change. Most of the power of the Supreme Leader will be transferred to the President] (5)Provide for the welfare of the government employees by adjusting their salaries to the minimum cost-of-living, and providing additional benefits for them to increase their performance [Both the prices and the incomes will be adjusted. If the incomes in Iran are about 4 to 10 times less than Europe and North America, then all prices in Iran should be about 4 to 10 times less than Europe and North America] (6)Consistently fight corruption both in public and private sectors (7)Planning, organizing and implementing projects whose goal is to make the country self sufficient (8) Make all-out efforts to fight inflation [the inflation rate always should be less than 10%] (9)Effectively implement the social security plan for all Iranians (10) Some necessary changes in some ministries

I think even the Mullahs and the Iranian baboons know that only these programs, or programs that are as strong as these programs, can prevent from another revolution in Iran. And I think the majority of Iranians inside Iran can accept these programs and can support Mousavi, if he proposed such programs as his programs in the near future.


A Separation (2011) and Asghar Farhadi’s Films

January 27, 2012

A Separation (2011) that won Golden Globe 2012, and is nominated for Oscar 2012, is like other Farhadi’s films, that means : “It’s not a bad film; and it’s not a good film”. After watching “A Separation”, that its full title is “Separation of Nader and Simin” or “Nader and Simin, A Separation”, I can say this film has many stupid problems, specially in cinematography, acting, and self-censorship. It would have been better if the previous films of Farhadi, specially About Elly (2009), or his best film Fireworks Wednesday (2006) , had won Golden Globe or Oscar, not “A Separation”. I watched ‘About Elly’ again, and it was really better than “A Separation”. I watched the first serious film of Farhadi, “Fireworks Wednesday” (Chaarshanbe Soori) again, and I think “A Separation” is a weaker version of this film. I give “A Separation” 6/10, “Fireworks Wednesday” 7/10, and “About Elly” 7/10 (only for its first 30 minutes that has some great scenes). If you want to understand how bad cinematography or acting is in “A Separation”, you can compare it with “Fireworks Wednesday”, that was a better version of “A Separation”, or with “About Elly”. The suspension in “Fireworks Wednesday” was a little weaker than “A Separation”, but other things, like the subject (marital infidelity), cinematography, acting, etc were better than “A Separation”. And “About Elly” had some great scenes. If you want to watch a film about today’s Iran and the majority of Iranians, who are young and modern, you should watch ‘About Elly’. Of course, Iranian filmmakers, including Asghar Farhadi, can’t show many parts of the real life in Iran, because the Mullahs don’t allow them and censor their works, but even those parts that Farhadi shows in his films, specially in “About Elly”, can be very interesting for the outside world. Iranian filmmakers, including Farhadi, can’t show women without Hijab, while the Iranian women have not Hijab in their private life and inside their homes. Iranian filmmakers can’t show many normal relationships between men and women, and many other common things in Iran, and also many problems in the society, because the Mullahs don’t allow them. So, what you see in the Iranian films is a censored version of “Reality”. Iranians and their private lives are much more modern and funnier than what you see in the Iranian films. But even this limited and censored image, shocks and surprises many non-Iranians. Some say: “There are many misconceptions about the Iranian society, and in particular about the role of women in the private life. But in today’s Iran, the women are empowered. Sepideh who’s treated as the matriarch of the group, and all other women in “About Elly” are real women in today’s Iran. The women speak freely and express their opinions, and have their votes considered when deciding for the group as a whole. The men and women dance, laugh, and are happy with each other, and it’s part of the ordinary life in Iran”. What you can see in “About Elly” and “A Separation” are the middle-class or average Iranians, and in “Fireworks Wednesday” you can see the lower class and the middle class. In “A Separation”, Fardahi is more conservative, and his self-censorship annoys many Iranians inside Iran. But even in “A Separation”, Farhadi doesn’t tell big shameful lies, and you can’t say what you see is unreal. “Fireworks Wednesday” is better than “A Separation”, and Farhadi is less conservative in “Fireworks Wednesday” and has less self-censorship. What you can see in Farhadi’s films is today’s Iran, a modern country with modern people and modern problems, and of course with a medieval regime, a dreadful tyranny, and its related problems.

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The main weak point of “A Separation” is its stupid cinematography. When you watch this film (for the first time), you can’t stop using bad language about Kalari, the stupid cinematographer of this film. Camera shake that occurs during hand held shooting is so horrible in this film. In the recent years, ‘hand held shooting’ or ‘hand held camera’ has become a fashion in Iran, and many stupid cinematographers often use this technique, and give the viewers horrible headache. I don’t know why camera movements/ angles are so stupid in this film. The shaky camera kills you. The stupid Kalari has shit on the whole film. Even compared to “Fireworks Wednesday” or “About Elly”, camera art in “A Separation” is so horrible. I’m not a filmmaker or an expert, but like those who have watched many films and have learned something, I just compare this film to other films that I love them. Iranian filmmakers should forget “Hand-held camera”, they use it so badly. I don’t know why Farhadi has used a lot of “Medium Shot” and “Close-Up” in this film. I don’t know why he doesn’t allow the people to see Tehran and both its beauty and its ugliness. Some say: “Although an audience’s attention may be focused on characters in the foreground, they will also be looking at the background for additional clues/ information. Let the people, specially the future generations and non-Iranians who know nothing about Iran, see the background. Let the people see the streets and the city and the social life in the background, for god sake“. In “A Separation”, only in very a few scenes you see nice shots of streets or city. if this film had have more nice shots, it would have been a good film. But unfortunately, almost all shots are so stupid and you can’t see anything expect the actors and camera shake ! I don’t know why Farhadi has forgotten color and music. Some of stupid fans of Farhadi say: “Without even a single note of music, Farhadi makes great films”. But its so stupid. Why Farhadi doesn’t use any music in his films? In ‘About Elly’, we don’t hear any music, while this film could have a very nice music, specially natural music in the cars or when they want to dance, or when they are scared or exhausted, etc. It’s a great weak point for Fardai. Of course, I know that the savage Mullahs censors the good music, but Farhadi doesn’t use any music, even legal or classic music, in his films. If ‘A Separation’ had not have the stupid ‘shaky camera’ and many stupid ‘Medium Shot’, and instead, if it had have many good ‘Wide-angle shot’, ‘Long Shot’, ‘Extreme Long Shot’, etc, and if we had been able to see Tehran, its streets, its people, its social life, etc in the background, then this film would become a good film. “Fireworks Wednesday” was a better film, because it had a little good music, a little nice shots of Tehran and streets, etc. In 2006, we thought: “Oh, it’s his first serious film. In his next films he will be better”. But apparently, Farhadi wants to go backward, instead of going forward! When you see Woody Allen’s films, you can see New York or Manhattan. He makes film about the human relationship and the domestic life, but he shows you many things about New York or Manhattan, too. And his nice shots give you good feeling and also good information. It’s what Farhadi and many other Iranians filmmakers forget it. “A Separation” should show us Tehran and the streets and many other things in the background, but it doesn’t show us anything. But in “Fireworks Wednesday” we can see more things in background, and we can see more nice shots. Farhadi should go forward, but form “Fireworks Wednesday” to “A Separation” he has gone backward.

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The other weak points of Farhadi and his films are “set designing” and choosing the locations. “About Elly” and its stories happen in “Shomal”, the north Iran, that we have already written about it. But we don’t see Shomal in “About Elly”. Farhadi doesn’t show us the beauty of Shomal, while Iranians just go to Shomal to see its natural beauty. But Farhadi just shows us a very stupid ruined villa and the shores of the Caspian Sea, that we have already written about its horrible problems. What Farhadi shows us is not real Shomal. He could tell his stories, and at the same time he could show us Shomal and its beauty, and it this way, “About Elly” would have become a good film. Many Iranian filmmakers stupidly think that dirty shots and dirty scenes mean “art” ! But the nice shots and nice scenes are art. In the films that are about the social problems and the reality, like Farhadi’s films, you should show the real things, both the beauty and the ugliness, in the nice shots. In ‘About Elly’, we can’t see Shomal as Iranians see it in their trips. Farhadi just shows us a few nice shots, and other shots and other things are dirty and stupid. We don’t see both the beauties and the environmental disasters of Shomal. We just see stupid things, not reality. The actors and their performance in “About Elly” and “Fireworks Wednesday” were good or even great, while the acting in “A Separation” was not good. In “A Separation”, only Razieh (Sareh Bayat) was good, and Hodjat (Shahab Hosseini), Razieh’s daughter (little girl), Nader’s father, and the judge were not bad. But others were not good. In “About Elly”, the casting and assigning the roles to the actors was so stupid. The forty-something man and twenty-something wife, or vice versa, was so stupid, specially when you say they were classmate. As some experts say, in “A Separation” the Mise En Scène (‘putting things in the picture’ or ‘arranging the frame’ that concerns the design and arrangement of the image) were stupid. Color is an important part of mise-en-scene in that it creates mood and atmosphere, but colors, and also Lighting, Framing, Shooting, etc are not good in this film. In Iran, more that 500,000 people went to cinema and watched this film. As we said before, the people have boycotted the Mullah cinema, and the average number of viewers of an Iranian films in the recent years is about 50,000. Those few people who go to cinema, want to see comic scenes and laugh, while “A Separation” was dark and tragic. I think the people were very very kind to Farhadi. I hope Farhadi will not disappoint the people, and defends them in the Oscar’s night. Many average Iranians like “About Elly” more than “A Separation”, because “About Elly” is a fun-filled drama of family and friends, and only 50% of it is dark and tragic. It had no Happy End. It had a Tragic End, but the people liked it because of its first 30 to 45 minutes. It’s so obvious that in Iran, that is full of horrible tragic things, the people badly need to be happy and laugh, and they don’t want to be sad and cry, at least when they watch film. It’s better if Iranian filmmakers and Farhadi can make more films like “Fireworks Wednesday” or “About Elly”, specially like its first 30 minutes that can make people happy. In “Fireworks Wednesday”, Rouhi, a young lower class girl, finds herself in the midst of a domestic dispute between a couple of middle class upwards. Mojdeh suspects that her husband is having an affair with with a woman (hairdresser) next door. She feels cheated and isolated and on the eve of their departure to another country. She is having a total breakdown. “Fireworks Wednesday” is not a fun-filled film like the first 45 minutes of “About Elly”, and is not as dark and tragic as “A Separation” or the last 60 minutes of “About Elly”, but in this film Farhadi is less conservative and shows many problems in today’s Iran, without torturing you, and it’s good. Of course, some Iranians say: “In this film, the ancient tradition of Persians, Chaharshanbe soori (“Fireworks Wednesday” or “Wednesday Feast” that we have already written about it [check Archive]), has been shown like a dangerous street riot throughout the film and the sound of explosions is heard in all scenes. Is this really all we have in “Chaharshanbe soori”?” No, it’s not all we have in Chaharshanbe soori. It’s not the whole truth, but many problems that Farhadi shows in this film are real problems.

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The non-Iranians don’t know which parts of the life in “A Separation” is real and which parts are unreal. As we said before, Farhadi doesn’t tell big shameful lies in this film, but he has some stupid big mistakes in this film. For example, many think (and many non-Iranian film critics say) that Simin and Nadar are a couple of middle-class upwards ! But it’s totally wrong. Simin and Nadar are average people, like 80% of Iranians who live in the cities. Nadar works in a bank, that it’s a low level job in Iran. Some funny Iranians say: “When you can’t find any other work in Iran, you go to a bank and work for it” And Simin is a teacher, and it’s a common job in Iran. Some funny Iranians say: “The majority of young Iranians are university-educated people, and when they can’t find a proper job, they prefer to become teacher”. So, Simin and Nadar are a couple of middle-class downwards, not upwards. But some stupid dialogue in this film, about the rich and the poor, create misconception for non-Iranians. Rouhi in “Fireworks Wednesday” is a member of lower class, while Hodjat and Razieh (in “A Separation”) are not a couple of lower class, but they are poor middle-class. They have not any difference with Nader and Simin, and it’s a reality in Iran. Both Hodjat and Razieh are literate and modern (conservative), and Hodjat’s dialogue about the poor and the rich, is unreal. In fact, Nader, Simin, Hodjat, Razieh, and the teacher are members of the same social class in Iran, and I think what Hodjat says is what Farhadi wants to say to the outside world. For instance, when Hodjat says: ‘Why do you think we are animal or live like animals?’ it’s what Hodjat says to the outside world, not to Iranians. Hodjat has been bankrupted and that’s why he is so poor, but as a shoe-maker and a businessman in Bazaar, he and his friends earn more money than Simin, Nadar, and the teacher, and are richer than them !! It’s what the non-Iranians should know about this film. In fact, Razieh can become a teacher or work in a bank, and Hodjat can embezzle money or can earn good money by dirty tricks, and can become a member of upper class in Iran. It’s what often happens in today’s Iran ! Hodjat has enough potential to become a crook and embezzler, or a Basiji thug. He can earn good money. Many businessmen in Iran, earn money in this way. Anyway, I don’t know why Farhadi shows “electric fan” in Nader’s house, while it belongs to 30 years ago, not today. It’s stupid and unreal. And about “telling lie” as a social problem, we know that Iranians tell more lies, more than what Farhadi shows us in “A Separation”. Of course, Nader and his daughter and the people who hate telling lie, exist in Iran, but they are not in majority. “Fireworks Wednesday” is a better film about the problem of “telling lie” in Iran, and what you see in “Fireworks Wednesday” is the reality, and what the majority of Iranians do or see in their life. And about film’s title, some funny Iranians say: “Why the name of this film is ‘Nader and Simin, A Separation’, while this film is about Razieh and Nader” Anyway, despite all stupid mistakes, “A Separation” shows many true things. For example, about the daily life, or the role of women in the family. Iranians are not like Arabs, and even a very conservative religious woman like Razieh is not like Arabs. It’s very important. Razieh is a symbol of very conservative religious people in Iran, but even Razieh is not as stupid as the Arabs. Hodjat seems so stupid, but he is not idiot, and it’s the reality of today’s Iran. Nader is an ordinary man and a good guy that cares about his daughter and his family, even more than Simin who is the mother, and it’s part of the reality of today’s Iran. Nader or Simin are not in the majority in Iran and the world, but you can find many people like them in Iran and the world. Just some stupid Iranian expats and some stupid Americans can say: “Nader is a perfect man, but Where in the world do we find such ethereal men? In the middle east? I think not! How contradictory to reality! ” These stupid bastards know nothing about today’s Iran. The mass media have brainwashed them, and these stupid bastards can’t see how modern today’s Iranians are. And I think that’s why Farhadi put some special dialogue in Hodjat’s mouth (“Why do you think we live like animals?”). The non-Iranians know nothing about Iran and Iranians, and that’s why the Iranian filmmakers should try to show the Iran’s reality to the outside world.

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In the imdb.com, you can find some funny user comments about A Separation: “from Netherlands: Caught A Separation in Amsterdam last night, fully unprepared for its greatness. I hadn’t been swept off my feet for a while, but this Iranian Hitchcockian drama sucked us in for 2 hours and left us very, very impressed … from Stockholm, Sweden: And it comes from Iran. The first thing you read on the screen is ‘In the name of God’. Well, anyway it’s the best story, the best cutting, the best actors you’ve seen for long … from UK: this is one of the most heart breaking and real movies I have seen this year. you can not leave the movie for even 1 second and characters are such real ones that you start to put yourself in their position and think what would I do?” Unfortunately, the majority of the people in the West and the outside world have horrible misconceptions about Iran and Iranians. They don’t know there are many serious differences between the Iran’s regime and the Iran’s people, and between the private life and the public life in Iran. As we said before, the Mullahs and their thugs have occupied Iran, and now Iran is an occupied land. As we said before, Iran or Persia with more than 15,000 years history of civilization, is one of the main cradles of civilization in the world. The root of the culture and many other things in the West is Iran (Persia). And the majority of Iranians are not like the Mullahs and the Islamists. “About Elly” is really better than “A Separation”, and if you want to see an acceptable film about today’s Iran, you can see “About Elly”. The non-Iranians say: “The first thing you read on the screen is ‘In the name of God'” or “the Iranian women have Hejab (the veil) even in their homes”. But its what the Mullahs have imposed on the Iranian filmmakers. Many stupid things that you see in the Iranian films are result of the Mullah censorship and self-censorship, or what the Mullahs have imposed on the filmmakers. Inside their own houses, and in their private life, Iranians have not any difference with the people in the West, but the Iranian filmmakers are not allowed to show this fact. The conditions of the public life, for instance in the Iranian hospitals and the Iranian courts, are so horrible, more than what you see in “A Separation”. The Mullahs have destroyed many things in Iran. In the real life, Nader and Simin would talk about the horrible conditions in the stupid Islamic courts, the detentions, the hospitals, etc. But in this film, you don’t see the reality. In the real life, the courts, the judge, the soldiers, etc are not as kind as what Farhadi shows us. The bribery and horrible corruption is what Farhadi doesn’t show us. In the real life, Nader, after going to the detention and the court, would decide to leave Iran as soon as possible ! But in this film you can’t see the reality. Some funny Iranians say: “In Iran, you should always pray to God and ask him that you don’t go to any court or any hospital in Iran”. The situation in the courts and the hospitals is really so horrible. But the Mullahs don’t allow the filmmakers to show the real social problems. The dirty and stupid state buildings, the rude and stupid judges, soldiers, nurses, etc, in addition to the widespread corruption, are part of the public life in Iran. It’s what the Mullahs have created it and want to hide it. Farhadi doesn’t tell you why Simin want to leave Iran, while it’s very important. Farhadi doesn’t tell the truth about many things, because the Mullahs don’t allow it. This level of self-censorship and conservativeness in “A Separation” annoys many Iranians. It’s so ridiculous that Farhadi deliberately doesn’t talk about many serious issues. Farhadi just try to avoid telling big shameful lies, but even this level of self-censorship has made the savage Mullahs angry. Anyway, If you want to see a better version of “A Separation”, you should watch “Fireworks Wednesday”. And if you want to watch a good film about today’s Iranians, you should watch the first 30 minutes of “About Elly”.


Obama = Friend of Mullahs, Enemy of Iranians

January 24, 2012

These days are important, and can teach Iranians and non-Iranian many things about this shitty world. Unfortunately, Iranians inside Iran and the freedom and democracy in Iran, don’t have just one enemy, but have three enemies: The Mullahs (Islamists), the Iranian baboons (specially Iranian expats), and the Hypocrite West. In these days, the European monkeys (Sarkozy, Cameron, Merkel, etc) and the stupid monkey Obama have started a very stupid dirty game. Mr. stupid monkey Obama wants to be re-elected. The stupid monkeys in the west want to win new big concessions from the Mullahs, and nobody cares about the people, the freedom, the democracy, and the human rights in Iran. When you compare 2009-2011 with 2012, you can understand many things. When the Mullahs were killing Iranians in the streets, the hypocrite west refused to help Iranians, and instead, they aided the Mullahs in killing the people, because at that time the main issue was the freedom, democracy, and human rights in Iran. But today, the hypocrite west and the western monkeys impose dreadful sanctions on Iranians, because they only care about the nuclear issue, not the freedom, democracy, and human rights in Iran. It’s very very important. And that’s why many Iranians truly believe the Hypocrite West is their main enemy. It’s the hypocrite west that aided the Mullahs in killing and suppressing Iranians, and blocking the internet in Iran. It’s the Hypocrite West that imposed stupid sanctions on the ordinary Iranians, but allowed the Mullahs, their families and the Mullahs embezzlers to go and live in the West. It’s the Hypocrite West that did not care about the human rights and democracy in Iran, and closed its dirty eyes and dirty mouth to everything, because they thought: “We can make a good deal with the Mullah regime, that is a corrupt and weak regime in Iran. The Mullahs will give us big concessions, because they have no public support in Iran“. The Mullahs love Obama, and try to help him to be elected again. In 2009, when the Mullahs were killing and suppressing Iranians, they badly needed foreign help and support. Do you know what did the Mullahs expect from the West in 2009? They expected that the West and Obama refuse to put pressure on them or make any problem for them, and it’s exactly what the stupid monkey Obama did for the Mullahs. So, the Mullahs love him, and try to help him. Some funny Iranians say: “Obama’s 4th secret letter to Khamenei was very short: ‘Dear friends, please help me to be elected again. I helped you in 2009 and 2011, and now it’s your turn. I need a new fake war, a new war game. You should help me in the 2012 election’. And now the Mullahs try to help their dear friend.” The European monkeys (Sarkozy, Cameron, Merkel, etc) are not important at all, and here I prefer to write about the stupid American monkey, Obama. It’s sadly funny that a stupid monkey like Obama can tell the stupidest jokes and can play with public opinion, while no one asks him serious questions. The stupid monkey Obama betrayed Iranians in 2009-2011, and now in 2012, in the election year, he desperately tries to make a good deal with the Mullahs. The stupid monkey Obama puts pressure on the Iranian people, because he wants to make a good deal with the savage Mullahs. The stupid monkey Obama is so shameless, more than the Mullahs. The stupid monkey Obama and his team wrote love letters to Khamenei and supported the savage Mullahs in 2009 and refused to help Iranians and their anti-Mullah movement in 2009 and 2011, when the Iranian people were killed in the streets, but now they say: “We have imposed more sanctions on Iranians, because we want to encourage Iranians to protest against the Mullahs !!!! “. How shameless and how bastard these American monkeys are. Do they think the people are sheep or stupid monkeys like them? The people in Iran, are not like the stupid people in the west who accept Obama’s shameful bullshits like stupid sheep. I don’t know why the wise people in the west don’t protest against the stupid monkey Obama and his shameful bullshits. I don’t know why no one asks the stupid monkey Obama: “Hey you motherf-u-c-k-er monkey, when Iranians protested against the Mullahs and were killed in the streets in about 9 months, you wrote love letter to Khamenei and sold the suppression tools and the surveillance tools to the Mullahs, and aided them in killing Iranians. But now, you motherf-u-c-k-er monkey want to encourage Iranians to protest against the Mullahs ?!!! You motherf-u-c-k-er stupid monkey think we are a stupid monkey like you?” Instead of apologizing to Iranians for betraying them and their anti-Mullah movement in 2009 and 2011, the stupid monkey Obama imposes more sanctions on Iranians. It’s so shameful and so ridiculous. No one ask the stupid monkey Obama: “Hey you motherf-u-c-k-er monkey, why you didn’t impose these new sanctions in 2009 and 2011, when Iranians asked you to help them? Hey you motherf-u-c-k-er monkey Obama, why you refused to put any political pressure on the Mullahs, when almost all Iranians inside Iran asked you to help them?” It’s so obvious that the stupid monkey Obama is enemy of Iranians and the freedom and democracy in Iran. It’s so ridiculous that the stupid monkey Obama can fool public opinion in 2012. Unfortunately, almost all people are silent in the US and the world. Only Iranians (inside Iran) truly say: “Obama is a stupid monkey and a hypocrite bastard. He is friend of the Mullahs and Islamists. But he is enemy of the Iranians and freedom and democracy in Iran“.The stupid monkey Obama wants to save his dirty ass in the next election, but I hope Americans can avoid being so stupid. They should kick the stupid monkey out of Washington. I don’t know why the Americans still try to elect between two great evils, the Democrats and the Republicans. In 2012 election, the Americans can boycott the election, or can vote for a third-party or independent candidate. The US needs serious change. Instead of the stupid OWS movement whose goals and demands were unclear, the wise Americans should ask and work for a real change, like direct democracy. With a clear list of demands, the Americans can win some big concessions from their stupid politicians. The stupid monkey is like the stupid Chomsky, who defends Chavez, Mullahs, and other savage tyrants in the name of human values. As we said before, the stupid Chomsky is not intellectual. He is a stupid politician like the stupid monkey Obama. Both of these stupid bastards had the same policy in 2009 and 2011. They both defended the Mullahs. Shame on both the stupid monkey (Obama) and the stupid donkey (Chomsky). Where are the real American intellectuals? Have they slept? Why they are silent? The stupid monkey (Obama) really has fucked the US and the whole world. The story of the stupid monkey, specially his policy on Iran since 2009, is a ridiculous tragicomedy that can show us how stupid the today’s world is. It’s really so tragic that all media in all around the world say nothing about the great apparent paradoxes and Obama’s hypocrisy. Just Republicans, and some one like McCain, have protested against the stupid monkey Obama. But almost all other Americans, specially the intellectuals and the journalists are silent. It’s really disappointing and shameful. When many people in the US can’t understand the simplest things, can the US have better condition than today’s conditions? A country with many idiots or naive people, and many inactive or indifferent people, in the best case is like today’s USA. I hope the wise guys and the good guys in the US don’t remain silent and inactive. Some wise guys say: “Boycott the election; Boycott the stupid monkey, and ask for a real change in the US”.

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In the recent days, Iranians inside Iran say: “een harumzadeh Obama fekr kardeh har Gohi khast mitoneh bokhoreh?” (The stupid bastard Obama thinks he can eat shit or extra shit and can do whatever he wants to do, and no one says nothing about his shameful behaviors?). They also add: “The stupid monkey Obama eats shit. He eats extra shit. What he wants to eat is shit, but this shit is bigger than his dirty mouth”. In the recent days, Salehi, the Mullah FM said: “The US and Obama want deal. They want to make a deal with us. They secretly say to us that they want deal and negotiation. They want to reach an agreement with us, but in the public places they talk nonsense, and talk about other things” It’s exactly like what Gaddafi’ son said in July 2011. As we said before, Gaddafis son said: “Nato wants deal. Under the table they are trying to negotiate with us a deal. They say: ‘If you accept this deal, we will take care of the court. What does it mean?”. The son of savage Gaddafi said that Nato has offered the regime an under the table deal. We all know that Gaddafi tried to bribe the West. But the secret deals between the savage Gaddafi and the Western bastards could not save Gaddafi, because the world and public opinion could not accept anything except Gaddafi’s downfall. And now, the stupid monkey Obama, who thinks his deals with the Mullahs can save him and his stupid presidency, is as stupid as Gaddafi. The world and public opinion should be too stupid to allow the stupid monkey Obama to make a deal with the Mullah regime -the regime of killers, rapists, crooks, and thieves. The stupid monkey can’t not save the Mullahs, as the Mullahs can’t save the stupid monkey Obama as well. The stupid lefts in the US say nothing about Obama’s hypocrisy and stupidity. They don’t ask why Obama didn’t help Iranians in 2009 and 2011, and why he only cares about the nuclear issue, not the human rights. These stupid bastards who pretend they are anti-war, only say: “There is no need to war, sanctions are working”. These motherf-u-c-k-er bastards don’t ask what’s the aim of war or sanctions? Dealing with the savage Mullahs ?!! or Saving Iranians and helping Iranians to get rid of the Mullahs? The main issue is the nuclear issue or the human rights and democracy ?!! The Iranians inside Iran say to these idiots and all bad guys in the west: “If you want to make a good deal with the Mullahs, yah, sanctions and war game and anything else are working for you, the hypocrite pigs. But in this way, Iranians and all wise guys in all around the world will know your true colors. The Mullahs remain your friends, like that past 30 years, but this time 75 million Iranians become your enemy, stupid pigs. In this way, you, the worthless pigs only show Iranians that you are just a bunch of asshole pigs, and you should be treated like pigs. Can you, the pigs, understand the human language (Zaboon Adamizad)? Or we should speak to you with your own language that is the animal language? You, the pigs, only show us that you are as stupid as your savage ancestors in the Colonialism Age. But this time you will learn that you should forget the Colonialism Age forever, stupid pigs”. It’s so obvious that Iranians are angry now. They should be angry. Some wise guys say: “Obama and other idiots in the West have proved that they are stupid bastards. We ask them to apologize to Iranians for betraying them and their anti-Mullah movement in 2009 and 2011. Apologize to Iranians for betraying them, right now, before it’s too late. Otherwise, you can be sure that the younger generations of Iranians who have been pro-West and pro-US in the past two decades, only can hate the US and the west”. As we said before, even the western analysts say that Iran has the largest number of anti-Islamists and pro-West and pro-USA people in the Middle East and the whole world. But the stupid monkey Obama and his shameful behaviors has changed many things. Now, Iranians are ready to hate the US. Now Iranians ask: “Why we should pay the price of Obama’s stupidity and Obama’s hypocrisy? The stupid monkey Obama is the worst US president, and he himself should pay the price of his stupidities”. For more than 40 years, from 1953 to the early 1990s, almost all Iranians hated the US. Do you know why? It has a funny story. In 1905, during the Constitutional Revolution in Iran, some Americans helped Iranians, and many Iranians thought the US is a good force, not an evil force. During 1910 to 1952, Iranians deeply hated the UK and Russia, but they liked the US and respected the US, and thought the US is their friends. It’s funny to know that even Mossadeq thought that the US is a good force, and the US would support Iranians in their struggle against the British Bastards in the early 1950s. Mossadeq thought in this way, because the majority of Iranians thought in this way, and thought the US is their friend, not their enemy. But in 1953, when the CIA-backed coup toppled Mossadeq’s government in Iran, Iranians hated the US. And for more than four decades, Iranians deeply hated the US. The Americans became symbol of Colonialism, like the UK. Now the stupid monkey Obama tries to repeat history, and wants to convert 2012 into another 1953. The stupid monkey Obama wants to make a good deal with the Mullahs, by torturing the ordinary Iranians, and it’s really so shameful. It’s beyond hypocrisy. Until now, many Iranians have tried to make distinction between the stupid monkey Obama and the US. But what is happening now, can change everything. Some say: “Obama is the enemy of Iranians. No one expect him to respect the freedom, democracy, and human rights in Iran, but those Americans who are not as stupid as Obama, should criticize the stupid monkey Obama for betraying Iranians and their anti-Mullahs in 2009-2011. But now, we can’t see or hear any reasonable voices in the US. In this way, Iranians can’t make distinction between the stupid monkey Obama and the US, any longer”. I hope the wise guys and the good guys in the US don’t remain silent.


Politics, Power, People, Conflicts, and Change

January 22, 2012

In these days, many people in Iran and all around the world hate the politicians and the bad guys, and want to do something for getting rid of them, but some try to discourage the people. Those who want to discourage and disappoint the people, often say: “The people have no power. The politicians, the bankers, the media, the greedy rich and the bad guys have the real power. We can’t change anything. We should not protest. It’s stupid and meaningless. Nothing will change”. It’s exactly what the bad guys, their mercenaries, their media, and the idiots tell the ordinary people. They try to brainwash the people, because they know: “The people have the real power”. They know the people can change everything, and that’s why they want to discourage and disappoint the people. In fact, only when the people remain silent and inactive, nothing will change. You can read the world history and learn how the people changed many things. Who changed the horrible problems of Slavery, Blacks’ rights, Women’s rights, Children’s rights, workers’ rights, civil rights, political rights, personal freedoms, etc? The people who protested and didn’t remain silent and inactive. If the people had remained silent and inactive, we still would have lived in the Stone Age, or the Slavery Age, or when the world was full of war and violence. Of course, the change speed is very very slow. It’s a very tragic fact, but it doesn’t mean nothing will change. The change speed is very very slow, mainly because the majority of people need a long time to understand the problems or the roots of the problems . In fact, the process of “Khar Fahm sazi” take a long time to be completed. “Khar Fahm sazi” is a funny Persian term that means: “When even a donkey can understand the problem“; and “Khar Fahm shodan” means “becoming aware; when even a donkey can understand something”. Before any serious change in the society, the vast majority of the people, including the dumbest people should understand the necessity of the change and should ask for change, and it takes a long time. In fact, when all people ‘Khar Fahm shodan’, i.e. when even the dumbest people understand a problem, then ‘change’ will become inevitable and will occur, but ‘Khar Fahm shodan’ takes a long time. And that’s why the change speed is very very slow. But we even can change the change speed, by decreasing the number of idiots and the ignorant people. But how you can decrease the number of idiots and the ignorant people? by education, by writing and talking about the problems, and by increasing people’s awareness. Those who can see the problems, should make others aware. But who can see the real problems first? those who are called “Intellectuals” (real intellectuals). The intellectuals can see the real problems, but it’s not enough for bringing change. The people should become aware, and it’s the long process of “Khar Fahm shodan“. The determining factors in the process of “Khar Fahm shodan” or “becoming aware” are: common sense, education, experiences, reading history, intellectuals, etc. The process of ‘Khar Fahm sazi’ or ‘Khar Fahm shodan’ in the human society, that is full of idiots and ignorant people, takes a long time, mainly because the bad guys who want to resist the change, don’t remain inactive and indifferent. They try to mislead and misinform the people. Their mercenaries and their fake intellectuals try to deceive and brainwash the people. They try to stop the process of “Khar Fahm sazi” or delay it. They know that if all people ask for change, nothing can stop them, and the change would occur. If you read the world history, you can see this model in everywhere. In Iran (for example during Constitutional movement, Oil Nationalization Movement, Green Movement, Islamic Reform movement, etc), in the US (for example during Civil Rights movement, Women’s rights movement, American Revolution, etc), and in any other country you can see this model. It’s a good theory, and can explain and predict many things. In today’s Iran, and in the current Iranian movement, the process of “Khar Fahm shodan” started in 1997 and finished in 2011. The green movement failed in 2009, because the process of ‘Khar Fahm shodan’ was incomplete. In 2009, many Iranians did not know the true colors of the fake intellectuals and the Iranian baboons, and these bastards, mainly the Ashura traitors, could fool the people. But now, the process of “Khar Fahm shodan” about the Mullahs and Iranian baboons has been completed in Iran. Now, only the process of “Khar Fahm shodan” about the hypocrite west is incomplete in Iran (and I think it would be completed in 2012). But the outside world is totally ignorant. They still don’t know how the hypocrite west, the stupid lefts, and the Iranian baboons betrayed Iranians. The process of “Khar Fahm shodan” in the outside world is in its first phases. Anyway, this theory is a theory that we have formulated it in Iran, but its usage is not limited to Iran. A global change will occur only when the majority of the people become aware -in the process of “Khar Fahm shodan”- and ask for the change. The protests in the US and Europe seem stupid and fruitless, because many people still are ignorant there. Unfortunately, the number of idiots and the people who live like sheep in the west is not small (it’s as large as Iran’s). They have serious misconceptions about their problems and the roots of their problems. In fact, the process of ‘Khar Fahm shodan’ is in its first phases there. The media and the fake intellectuals can brainwash the people in the West. Those who follow the politicians, the religious leaders, and the mass media are stupid sheep, while those who follow the fake intellectuals and some one like Chomsky, are modern sheep. But both groups are sheep and should become aware, otherwise nothing changes. Only when the people ‘Khar Fahm shodand’ (become aware), the real change will occur. You can read history and see this model in the story of women’s rights, blacks’ rights, Slavery, children’s rights, etc. Only when the majority of the people ‘Khar Fahm shodand’ (became aware), the real change occurred. I think the hypocrite western politicians and the stupid monkey (Obama) can play dirty games and refuse to apologize to Iranians for betraying them in 2009 and 2011, because the majority of the people in all around world still are ignorant, and “Khar Fahm Na shodand” (= not “Khar Fahm shodand” = “are not aware”). Unfortunately, the public ignorance is an undeniable fact. And the bad guys have counted on the ignorant people. The bad guys can resist the change, or can implement their evil plans, because the people are ignorant and ‘Khar Fahm Na shodand’.

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Many people, including us, say: “We hate politics. We are so tired of politics. We are not political activist”. But only some people think that it means: “We want to live like sheep. We should be neutral. We should be slave of the politicians or the bad guys. We have no power. The people are shit, but the politicians are assholes who have the real power. We can’t change anything”. We hate politics, but in this shitty world that everything is political, at least for Iranians, you can’t be neutral, inactive, or indifferent. As an Iranian, you can’t travel abroad or can’t get visa or can’t live in other countries because the politicians have imposed sanctions on you; You can’t buy any thing in the international markets, because the politicians have imposed sanctions on you; You can’t work with the foreign banks or the foreign companies because the politicians have imposed sanctions on you; You can’t speak your minds and you can’t do your own works, because the politicians don’t allow it and they will kill you or torture you; You can’t protest against the horrible social and economical problems, because the politicians don’t allow it and they will kill you; You can’t protest against the dreadful systematical corruption and the medieval tyranny, and you can’t even read, watch, listen, or eat what you want, because the politicians don’t allow it and they will kill you and torture you; You can’t have your own private life and your own personal relationships, and you can’t even fart freely or breath freely, because the politicians don’t allow it and they kill you or torture you; You even can’t earn money without kissing ass and without embezzlement, because the politicians have corrupted everything and everyone. In fact, in Iran and also in the US, Europe and all other countries, the politicians have created many problems for the ordinary people and their life. So, we all can’t remain inactive, neutral, or indifferent, even if we want. But it doesn’t mean that we are political activist or we work for the dirty politics and the power. No, we only want to have a human life; we only want to live our own life, as a modern human who can self-actualize himself, and can use all available facilities and human legacies in the 21st century. Many ordinary people don’t care about the power and the dirty politics; they only want to live their own life and fulfill their dreams. But the politicians, the greedy rich, and other bad guys don’t allow them to realize their dreams. When the people ask for change, the bad guys try to discourage them. The bad guys try to prevent the public awareness, because all kind of awareness, form political awareness and social awareness to environmental awareness and economical awareness, are the main enemy of the bad guys. And that’s why the good guys in all around the world should try to raise awareness about all issues. We should not forget that the bad guys try to discourage and disappoint the good guys. A young American blogger has written: “In 2000s, we started to write in our blogs. We were different from the street protests of an earlier generation, but seemed convinced that we too could change the course of events. Many of us felt empowered, often for the first time, and hopeful that our digital shouts would be even more effective than the marching banner holders of yesterday. But now, we are so tired of everything. I am tired of politics. I tire of reading about it. I tire of hearing the spin from the left and the right. I tire of bad ideas or stupid acts of the past coming back and causing catastrophic destruction to people, places, and things. I tire of elected officials. I no longer feel compelled to sign the online petitions. Im giving up writing on this blog. Sorry friends, Im so tired of politics”. I think we all can understand him/ her, and also the depth of the people’s frustrations in this shitty world. But we should not forget: “If we were not inactive, indifferent, or neutral, we can hope that one day the change would occur. But if we were inactive, indifferent, or neutral, we only can be sure that nothing will change forever“. We all are so tired of politics; We all are victims of politics; We all hate politics, because politics is nothing except dirty tricks, lie, hypocrisy, and living like animals, but we even can change the concept of politics.

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The classic concept of politics is so stupid. The modern idiots are like the ancient idiots, and say and believe that politics is a science, but the science of power, gaining power and staying in power. It’s really a shitty and horrible science. It’s the science of telling lies, deceiving the people, and betraying others and yourself. It’s a dirty thing and the science of bad guys. On the other hand, we all know that we need a science, or a collection of methods and techniques, to resolve the inevitable conflicts between the people. It’s what you can call it “politics”, but it’s the science of managing and resolving conflicts, not the science of power. As you know, even two people have different views and different taste, and when they live together, they should try to solve their problems and their conflicts by communication, negotiation, and other civilized methods, instead of waging war, killing each other, or eating each other. The people in the Stone Age or the past centuries lived like animals, and solved their problems by war and violence. But the modern humans who don’t want to live like animals, need a collection of methods and techniques to resolve their inevitable conflicts. The humans have social life. They are not isolated and don’t live alone. They don’t have just personal life. They live with each other, so there are many conflicts between their interests, their views, their tastes, their lifestyle, etc. But instead of war and violence, they can try to find reasonable solutions for their problems. And it’s exactly the opposite of what the animals do. The animals solve their problems and their conflicts by war and violence. But the modern humans can have a science for managing their conflicts. This science is a collection of different methods and techniques -like communication, negotiation, caring about the long-term interests instead of the short-term interests, etc- that can resolve or manage the conflicts. It’s what we can call it politics. In this way, the politics is not a concept about the power, but it’s a concept about the management, and managing and resolving the conflicts. Even the ancient wise guys said: “Politics is a process by which groups of people make collective decisions “. So, in this way the politics is not a dirty thing that is based on evil things, like lie, charlatanism, hypocrisy, brainwashing, shortsightedness, selfishness, etc. The human society is full of conflicts, because we all are free humans and have our own tastes, views, lifestyles, etc. We are not sheep or slave, and no one should force us to do something. The Personal freedoms are very very important, and it’s what Karl Marx could not understand it. Yes, many conflicts are result of the personal freedoms and this fact the we don’t want to live like animals or slaves. But it’s a very good thing. It’s the base of our humanity. It’s what makes us human. We can find reasonable solutions for our inevitable conflicts. In fact, in the human society, managing and resolving the conflicts is the main issue, not the power and the dirty politics . So, why we need the politicians who always betray the people? We only need a group of experts to manage and resolve the global and local conflicts. We don’t need today’s politicians who are corrupt, mean, hypocrite, and so stupid. The direct democracy is a useful tools for managing our communities. Why we need a representative, while we ourselves can vote and can participate in making collective decisions? In the Age of the Internet and digital media, we don’t need
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. The direct democracy can solve many problems. We just need a group of scientists and experts to manage and resolve the global and local conflicts. They can be psychologists, historians, or sociologists, not the stupid politicians. Some say: “The word politics comes from the Greek word ‘politika’, modeled on Aristotle’s ‘affairs of the city’, the name of his book on governing and governments. So, politicos is only about governing and governments”. But we can change it. The people have the real power, and they should not transfer their powers to a small group called Politicians. The power is equal to corruption, and those who have unlimited powers are the most corrupt people of the world. They are the brutal dictators. The fake intellectuals, like Noam Chomsky, can’t understand this matter. They defend some like Hugo Chavez, and the lifelong dictators. They are like Nazi intellectuals who defended Hitler. Noam Chomsky is like Martin Heidegger (1889- 1976) the famous Nazi intellectual who defended Hitler. Both Chomsky and Heidegger are politicians and political activists, and should not be called intellectuals. As we said before, Chomsky defends Chavez like a politician (check Archive). Chomsky doesn’t care about the truth. He is a political activist who tells big lies and pretends ignorance like politicians. Chomsky tells lie for the sake of his political front. Chomsky and other fake intellectuals behaves like politicians, and tell lie like politicians, but the idiots and the sheep care about them in the West. It’s so tragic. Anyway, we, the ordinary people, have the real power, and should try to use our power. Those of us who are real intellectuals and can see the real problems, should increase the public awareness. The ignorance and stupidity is our main enemy, not the politicians or the bad guys. The media, the mercenaries and the fake intellectuals, who sleep with the politicians, try to brainwash the people, but they are not the main enemy of the people. The main enemy of the people are their own ignorance and stupidity. If you live like sheep, then the media and the bad guys can brainwash you and mislead you. The people should know that the bad guys and their mercenaries want to discourage and disappoint them. But their awareness is their key to success. They can change everything, if they don’t lose hope, and become aware. The change speed is very very slow, but it should not disappoint the good guys. Maybe you can’t see the outcome of your works. But it’s not important. In the past centuries, even the scientists could not see the outcome of their great works. The mathematicians worked without any outcome and without any respect, and other scientists didn’t have better conditions (for instance, Einstein’s main work was ignored from 1905 to 1940). So, the intellectuals and the social reformists should not expect better conditions. The abolitionists worked more than 200 years without any serious result; The women’s activists worked more than 150 years without any serious outcome, etc. But finally the change occurred. In fact, when the process of ‘Khar Fahm shodan’ completed, the change occurred. But it should not disappoint us. Howard Zinn once said: “When you’re trying to achieve an objective which looks very very far away, simply working for it makes life more interesting and more worthwhile. So you don’t have to look for some victory in the future. The very engagement with other people in a common struggle for something that you all believe in, that is a victory in itself“. We should write and talk about our thoughts for a better world, even if 100 years later or after our death the people understand us.


1979: When Reza Pahlavi’s father Fled from Iran

January 19, 2012

On January 16, 1979, the Shah fled from Iran to Egypt. Following his flight, people took to streets to celebrate. Now, after about 33 years, Reza Pahlavi, the son of the toppled Shah, thinks he can deceive the people and the world by telling stupid jokes. The funny Iranians inside Iran say: “Let’s read a joke: ’33 years later, in 2045 CE, the son of Khamenei, who fled from Iran in 2012 and the people toppled his medieval Mullah regime, live in exile in the UK (or Canada). But he stupidly thinks he can restore the Mullah regime in Iran with the help of the UK. He gives stupid interviews and tells stupid jokes about the importance of religion and the Mullahs in Iran. He publishes a report about the violation of human rights in Iran ! The Islamists who live in exile, support him and his bullshits, while Iranians inside Iran only laugh at him and his supporters’. And it’s exactly like the today’s story of Reza Pahlavi and the stupid Iranian Monarchists who live in the US”. The world should know more about the stupid Iranian Monarchists. There are many similarities between the revolutionary era of 1978-1979 and today. Iranians and non-Iranians can learn many things from history, so lets take a look at history and what happened in 1978-1979. In January 1979, the BBC reported: “The Shah of Iran has fled the country following months of increasingly violent protests against his regime. Shah Mohammed Reza Pahlevi and his wife, Empress Farah, left Tehran and flew to Aswan in Egypt. The couple’s three youngest children were flown to the US yesterday. Official reports say the Shah has left for a ‘vacation’ and medical treatment. The news of the Shah’s departure was greeted with mass celebrations across Iran“.You can ask yourself: “Why the people were so happy at that time?” It’s a very important question. The Shah died in exile in Egypt in 1980. But why the Shah, who was pro-West, fled into exile in 1979? The non-Iranians know nothing about “Guadeloupe Conference“. In 1979, the media reported: “This conference of the heads of four Western powers -U.S., UK, France and West Germany- was held in the first week of January 1979 on the island of Guadeloupe. French President Giscard d’Estaing, who hosted the Guadeloupe Conference, US President Jimmy Carter, British Prime Minister James Callaghan, and German chancellor Helmut Schmidt attended this conference, and reached the conclusion that Shah could no more stay in power and his stay would only raise tensions. In a press conference, the US secretary of state Cyrus Vance announced that Shah was getting ready for holidays outside Iran”. Can you believe it? In fact, the story of Shah in 1979, was like the story of Mubarak (Egypt) and Bin Ali (Tunisia) in 2011. But why all people, including leftist, rightist, extremist, democratic wings and also foreign countries did not want Shah any more? It’s clear why the West didn’t want the Shah, because Iran had become a regional economic and military power, but the West was stupid and wanted a weak and puppet regime in Iran. But why did Iran’s people hate the Shah? Why on January 16, 1979, the people started chanting, dancing, offering free candies and cookies and the sound of car horns did not stop the whole day? Why the Shah was sad, but the people were so happy at that day?

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The above questions is like this: “Why the people hate the Mullahs now? Why they are too eager to see Khamenei’ downfall?” In the revolutionary era of 1978-1979, about 2000 people were killed and thousands were arrested and tortured, and it’s like 2009-2011. In fact, there are many similarities between these days and those days, like the brutal dictatorship, the people who deeply hate the regime, Etellaat’s article, Rafsanjani’s downfall (like Hoveyda’s downfall), people’s letters to Khamenei, Change of Western policy on Iran’s regime, the horrible economic crisis in Iran, the economic crisis in the world, and many other things. In 1978 and even in 1979, no one predicted that the Shah was in imminent danger of falling in spite of increasing unrest spreading across the county. The people should not be disappointed, because the dictators are toppled when no one predicts it. Of course, in today’s Iran some predict the imminent downfall of the Mullahs. Now, everybody hates the Mullahs and wants to get rid of the Mullahs. But the people should read history and learn when they should do the proper work at the proper time. Iran’s history can show them when they should insist on change and protest, when they should stop protesting and instead should accept the big concessions, and when they should prevent themselves from creating another stupid revolution. The non-Iranians can learn many things from Iran’s contemporary history, too. In 1941, Russia and Britain invaded Iran and installed a puppet ruler (Shah). This new puppet ruler was son of Reza Kachal, the brutal dictator. As we said before, the great Iranian intellectual, Sadegh Hedayat, called Reza Shah “Reza Kachal” (Reza the bald). Reza Kachal is the grandfather of Reza Pahalvi. In 1910s and 1920s, “Ahmad Shah” was king of Iran. “Ahmad Shah”, the last king of Qajar dynasty, was the most modern King in Iran’s history. He not only respected the Parliament and the Constitutional Monarchy, but he really believed in the rule of law, Parliament, Freedom, Democracy, etc. He was kid when became king. The World War I created many disasters in Iran, and it was his bad luck and Iran’s bad luck. But in the mid-1920s, the British bastards hated “Ahmad Shah”, because he was young, modern, and open-minded and they could not deceive him. But Reza Kachal was a stupid illiterate soldier who just obeyed orders from above. So, the Britons made him king. The British bastard toppled the Qajar dynasty, mainly because “Ahmad Shah” was not like his stupid ancestors, and unlike them, he was modern. Of course, “Ahmad Shah” has his own stupidities and weak points, but compared to Reza Kachal, “Ahmad Shah” was intellectual. The British bastards wanted a puppet ruler in Iran, so they made Reza Kachal king, by a British-backed Military coup in 1925. But it’s funny to know that even Reza Kachal didn’t remain puppet. When Reza Kachal fled from Iran in 1941, he was not a puppet, but he was a stupid and weak brutal dictator who wanted to oppose the UK. But he had suppressed his own people, and Iranians really hated him. They preferred the British soldiers to Reza Kachal and his brutal dictatorship. It’s the tragedy of all brutal dictatorships who torture the people in a way that they prefer any force to the brutal dictator and his regime. In 1979, we had the same situation in Iran. The people only wanted to get rid of the Shah and the brutal Monarchists, at any price and by any means.

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On January 16, 1979, the Etellaat newspaper had a big headline: “The Shah Went”, but the people changed the headline to “The Shah Fled”, because it was more meaningful. The Shah had fled from Iran, and even he himself knew it, and that’s why he cried and was very sad. The Khayemals (ass-kissers), that some of them still live in LA, California, and some of them were executed by the Mullahs, kissed the Shah’s legs and the Shah’s hands and asked him to stay in Iran, but the Shah was so stupid and so coward. The Shah was a puppet ruler like his father. And like his father he didn’t want to remain puppet in his last years. But when you suppress your own people and kill them and torture them, and insult them and treat them like slaves, they only can hate you and they don’t help you. The Shah wore crown in 1941 after British troops occupied Iran and forced his dictator father to go to exile. In the 1940s, that was a tragedy for Iran and the world, the journalists and the open minded people could breath freely in Iran. In the late 1940s, a national movement was begun to nationalize oil industry in Iran which were monopolized by Britain. But in early 1950s, the Shah who was puppet of Britain, opposed the decision. The nationwide protests in 1951 forced him to appoint Mosaddeq premier. In August 1953, the Shah attempted to dismiss Mosaddeq, who was one of the leader of “The Oil Nationalization Movement “, but the premiers popular support was so great that the Shah himself was forced to fled from Iran. But very soon the US and the UK supported a Military coup against Mosaddeq, and the shah returned to take power. It’s so funny to know that the Mullahs and the Islamists supported the UK and the Shah at that time. In fact, the Mullahs have always been close friend or puppet of the UK. In 1953, a CIA-sponsored coup ousted Mossadeq and his nationalist supporters and returned the Shah to power as an absolute monarch. He became a puppet of the US, and also a brutal dictator. The oil companies were returned to their foreign owners, the Parliament was largely stripped of its power, and the people and the opponents to the regime were ruthlessly suppressed. The Shah’s American-trained secret police, the SAVAK, had been thought to have successfully terrorized the population into submission during the next two decades through widespread killings, torture and mass detentions. From 1953 to 1973, the Shah was US poppet and a brutal dictator, but in 1974 he started to be more independent, and the West decided to topple him. But if the Shah was not so stupid and had not suppressed the people, and had respected the Constitutional Monarchy, Iranians would have supported him and aided him in his struggle with the hypocrite west. But the Shah was a coward and stupid dictator. Some say: “In December 1977, the Shah’s police massacred dozen of religious protestors and the resentment boiled over into open anger. In June 1978, the Shah made a number of concessions, such as the repeal of the ‘imperial calendar’ to the oppositions and the forces opposing him, but repression also continued. Strikes and sabotage were on the rise while wages dropped due to an economic downturn. The shah imposed martial law, and on ‘Black Friday’, September 8, 1978, troops gunned down hundreds of protestors. In October and November of 1978, a series of strikes by civil servants and workers in government industries crippled the country. Oil workers struck for about one month, bringing the economy to a dead halt, despite fruitless attempts to send troops into the oilfields”.

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You can ask: Why many happy boys and happy girls went to the street and celebrated the Shah’s departure on January 16, 1979? Why the people started chanting, dancing, offering free candies and cookies and the sound of car horns did not stop the whole day? The Monarchists answer: “Because the people were so stupid”. It’s exactly like what the Mullahs say now. All people hate the Mullahs and the Islamists, but the Mullahs say: “Those who hate us are stupid people who can’t understand the value of independence, Islam, etc”. Maybe, 30 years later, the shameless Mullahs who would live in exile, like today’s Monarchists, would say: “The people in 2010s were stupid”. But now, we all can understand why the people hate the Mullahs and the Islamists. Who are the main responsible for another revolution in today’s Iran? The Mullahs and the Islamists, their thugs, and their mercenaries. And who were the main responsible for the Islamic revolution in 1979? The Shah and the Monarchists. And that’s why Iranians inside Iran say: “If the stupid Monarchists and Reza Pahlavi want to come back to Iran, we will entertain them with Guillotine“. If the Basiji thugs and the Mullahs fled from Iran during another revolution, and If after 30 years they want to restore the Mullah regime in Iran, what will Iranians do to them? The answer is very clear. The stupid Iranian Monarchists try to deceive the world, but Iranians inside Iran only laugh at them. The Shah and the Monarchists were exactly like Khamenei and the Mullahs, and the people hate both of them. Today, the majority of Iranians are literate and 20 million Iranian are university-educated. But in 1979, the majority of Iranians were illiterate and ignorant, and that’s why the 1979 Revolution could not bring fundamental change, and the secular tyranny was replaced with the religious tyranny. “In late November 1978, the Shahs nightly speeches were interrupted when workers cut off the electricity at precisely the time of his scheduled addresses. And in December 1978, soldiers began to desert. And finally after Guadeloupe Conference, the shah fled from Iran to Egypt on January 16, 1979″, historians say. It reminds many of Egypt and Tunisia in 2011. In the mid-1970s, the stupid Shah thought that his American-trained secret police, the Savak, can save him. He thought the Savak has successfully terrorized the people, and the widespread killings, torture and mass detentions could prevent the protests and the revolution. By the mid-1970s, most of the leftist, liberal, nationalist, and almost all opposition leaders had been successfully repressed through murder, imprisonment or exile, and most of their organizations banned. The stupid Shah was the main responsible for the 1979 revolution. Like other brutal dictators, he was so stupid and blind.

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The 1979 revolution in Iran failed, because at that time the majority of Iranians (60% to 75%) were illiterate and about 80% of Iranians followed the Mullahs like sheep. But now, more that 85% of Iranians are literate and more than 90% of Iranians hate all Mullahs, all Islamists, all Monarchists, all Marxists, all Iranian Baboons. In 1979, about 75% of Iranians lived in the rural area, but now about 75% of Iranians live in the urban area. In 1979, Iran’s population was about 33 million, but the number of university students were so small, about 200 thousands, and only about 10% of them were female. But now, Iran has about 4 to 5 million university students and about 65% of them are female. Now, Iran has about 20 million university-educated people, and about 60% of them are female. And that’s why Iran will become a modern country in the near future, with or without a revolution . Following the success of the Islamic revolution, the Islamists instituted a theocratic dictatorship and wiped out other groups, because the majority of the people were illiterate and supported the Mullahs. At that time, 99% of the Iranian intellectuals were so stupid. Most of them were Marxists, Islamists, or Islamist-Marxists. They were at least as stupid as the Mullahs. Women were illiterate and inactive. But now, the modern Iranian girls and boys whose population is about 50 million, are at least as modern as their counterparts in the West. In January 1979, when Bakhtiar became Prime Minister, he took several measures to appeal to the opposition movement such as ending all restrictions on the press, freeing political prisoners, dissolution of SAVAK, lifting martial law, and promising free elections. At that time, If the opposition, the journalist, and specially the intellectuals had been wise, they would have accepted Bakhtiar’s measures, instead of supporting the savage Mullahs, Khomeini, and a stupid revolution. But the Iranian intellectuals were so stupid at that time. Bakhtiar became Shah’s last prime minister, because both the Shah and the Iranian intellectuals were so stupid. Iranians hate the Marxists and the stupid lefts, mainly because they have created many disasters in Iran from 1930s to 1980s. Most of them were puppet of Russia. They betrayed everything for the sake of USSR. But even the non-Marxist Iranians were so stupid. As we said before, Masoud Behnoud has confessed how stupid and how bastard he and his friends were in 1979, when almost all Iranian journalists and Iranian intellectuals didn’t support Bakhtiar and his progressive measures. Instead of supporting the Bakhtiar government, they supported Khomeini and the Mullahs, and within some years all of them badly paid the price of their horrible stupid mistakes.They didn’t do the proper work at the proper time. They still don’t do the proper work at the proper time. In 2009, they betrayed the young Iranians and their anti-Mullah movement, and tried to prevent efficient non-violent protests like remaining in the streets, general strike, daily protests, etc. The people could not win any concession from Khamenei and the Mullah regime, only because the Iranian baboons and the Islamist-Reformists betrayed the people. If those who controlled the media had not betrayed the people, and instead had asked the people to stay in the streets, within some weeks or some months the people would have won big concessions from the Mullahs. But the people only paid a very high price, without any outcome or any concession. The wise guys know that sometimes, like 2009 and 2011, you should insist on efficient non-violent protests, because you should win some major concessions, and sometimes, like 1979, when the regime gives big concessions to you, you should stop protesting and creating a stupid revolution. But the older generations of Iranians, i.e. almost all 50+ Iranians and the Iranian baboons, could not understand it. They betrayed the people in 1979, 1980s, 1997 to 2004, 2009, and 2011. They still betray the people, but the majority of Iranians hate them now. Unlike the Iranian baboons, the young wise Iranians know what is concession, when they should stop protesting and accept big concessions, and when they should stop creating another revolution. The younger generations of Iranians only want fundamental change or big concessions, not another revolution. They know that Revolution has a very very high price, and they should avoid it as much as possible. But they are not scared of Revolution, too. They know that they should solve the problem of the tyranny in Iran once and for all . It’s really shameful that after 100 years (after “Constitutional Revolution”), and in the 21st century, we still have the tyranny in Iran. The future and what will happen, is depend on what the Mullahs do. If they wanted to be as stupid as Gaddafi and other savage tyrants, then they can be sure that their fate will be worse than Gaddafi. The younger generations of Iranians will teach them a lesson that the world history will never forget it. But if the Mullahs were not too stupid, the transition can be clean and modern. It’s better for both sides, specially for the Mullahs. In 1979, the BBC reported: “British and American expats living in Iran (regarded as symbols of Colonialism) have been the frequent target of attacks. Thousands have left Iran”. I ask the bad guys in the west, specially in the US, the UK, France, and Germany to think about it.


Urgent Action: Save Internet & Victims of Internet

January 18, 2012

“Saeed Malekpour is in solitary confinement, and they told him hed be there until he was executed. The savage Mullahs want to execute him within the next days”, the people media reported. Saeed Malekpour is an Iranian who managed a website. The Mullah accused him of Corrupt on Earth and War against God”, only because of managing a website. It’s sadly funny that those who have embezzled the people money, and killed, tortured, and raped men and women, want to execute a poor boy in the name of “Moral Values”. Some say: “The savage who want to defend the truth or the moral values by telling big lies, executing the poor people, and killing, torturing, and raping the people, only disgrace those truth and moral values. The truth and the values that you should defend them by this sort of barbaric actions, is nothing except Big Lies and Barbaric Values”. We have already written about Saeed Malekpour’s Tragedy . In the recent days, the western mass media have closed their eyes to this great tragedy, and say nothing and do nothing. They tore their ass up for a woman who had killed his husband in Iran, but now they do nothing for a person whose crime is “managing a website”. Please don’t remain silent, inactive, or indifferent, and ask the world and the mass media to put pressure on the Mullah regime. No one in any country should not lose his life because of managing a website and exercise his rights to freedom of opinion, freedom of choice, and freedom of speech. As we said before, they wanted to execute him in 2011, but the global pressure prevented it. It’s not clear why the savage Mullahs play with the internet users and the people’ nerves every now and then. Some say: “They want to intimidate the people, but for what? In this way, the frustrated people just want to save themselves from the medieval tyranny of the savage Mullahs, at any price and by any means. What’s the use of this sort of barbarism? Do they want the internet users in Iran rise up, and each of them holds a gun and goes to the streets, and send them to hell? Do they want to have a fate worse than Gaddafi’s fate and Mussolini’s fate?” In these days, the Wikipedia and other digital activists protest against the SOPA and the violation of the people’s rights in the internet, and the savage Mullahs want to execute a person who managed a website. It’s so tragic. Please care about both the SOPA and the tragedy of the internet and the victims of the internet in Iran. The world should ask the Mullahs to stop being savage, and the world should ask the hypocrite west to stop being hypocrite bastard. Those who defend the SOPA, are those who sell the tools of surveillance to the Mullahs and aided them in killing Iranians. They are those bastards who only care about the nuclear issue, not the human rights. We have already written about the SOPA and the evil plans for the internet censorship in the US and Canada. Of course, the people in the free world, especially the stupid left and Chomsky’s fans in the US, should open their eyes and see the whole truth. In the US, at least no one loses his life for protesting or managing a website. But in the countries that the stupid left defend them, the situation is so horrible.

Please do something about both the SOPA and the tragedy of the internet and the victims of the internet in Iran. Please don’t remain silent, inactive, or indifferent.


Golden Globe 2012 and Asghar Farhadi

January 16, 2012

“Asghar Farhadi’s drama ‘A Separation’ won the best foreign language film award at the 69th Golden Globes on Sunday”, the media reported. Asghar Farhadi is a young Iranian filmmaker that is more important and talented than someone like Abbas Kiarostami that Iranians call him “Abbas Khayemal (Ass-kisser)” because he kisses the Mullahs’ ass. The media added: “Accepting his award, Farhadi thanked his cast, crew, producers and distributors. ‘When I was coming up on stage, I was thinking what I should say here,’ he said, ‘I prefer to say something about my people. They are a truly peace-loving people.’ Standing on stage, next to Farhadi, was actor/ writer Peyman Moaadi who portrays Nader in ‘A Separation’. Farhadi was one of the winners at 17th annual Critics Choice Awards (for Best Foreign Language Film), too”.

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The nominations for Best Foreign Language Film in the 69th Golden Globe were: The Flowers Of War (China), In The Land of Blood and Honey (USA), The Kid With a Bike (Belgium), A Separation (Iran), and The Skin I Live In (Spain). The media reported: “A Separation is the first Iranian film that win a Golden Globe. Beating Angelina Jolies ‘In the Land of Honey and Blood’ and Pedro Almodovars ‘The Skin I Live in’, A Separation has a good chance of winning this years Oscar”. In the past two years, Farhadi has defended the Iranian movement, in Berlin Film Festival, in France, in “House of Cinema Festival”, etc. Farhadi has not betrayed the people yet. He has defended the Iranian anti-Mullah movement. But now in the US, he has refused to support the people movement. In fact, in the recent months he has begun to become more conservative, and now he is on the edge of becoming Khayemal (ass-kisser).

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The 69th Golden Globe Awards were held on Sunday night in Los Angeles at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Woody Allen won the Best Screenplay award for “Midnight in Paris”. Meryl Streep won the Best Actress award (Drama) for “The Iron Lady”. Martin Scorsese won the Best Director award for “Hugo”. George Clooney won the Best Actor award (Drama) for “The Descendants”. “The Descendants” won the Best Drama award, and “The Artist” won the Best Comedy award. You can find the full list of the nominations and winners in Golden Globe’s official website. It’s funny to know that some stupid or unimportant details can be important in Iran. Farhadi and Moaadi’s clothes were appropriate and normal, but it has angered the savage Mullahs, because they believe “wearing tie or bow tie is non-Islamic”. Fardahi shook Angelina Jolie’s hands, and it’s quite normal. But some say why he didn’t shake her hands warmly, while the savage Mullahs say why he shook a woman’s hand, specially Jolie’s hands. I don’t know why he didn’t shake Jolie’s hands warmly with two hands. Maybe he is frightened of the Mullahs. Maybe, it’s part of his personality. But it’s a personal matter, and unimportant matter. It’s none of our business. But what Farhadi would say in the Oscar’s night, if he wins the Oscar, will be important for many Iranians.

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Farhadi is on the edge of becoming Khayemal (ass-kisser). Iranians will call him “Asghar Khayemal”, if he kisses the Mullahs’ ass or says any positive thing about the Mullah regime. And the people will be disappointed at him, if he remains silent and conservative. He can use the Oscar’s night to defend the ordinary Iranians and their movement. He should talk about the martyrs and the victims. Iranians are alone and voiceless. Everybody betrays them. But the Oscar’s night is a rare opportunity to support them. Farhadi can give a good speech that night. As we said before, the vast majority of Iranian filmmakers and Iranian celebrities are Khayemal (ass-kisser). They are opportunist, charlatan, and sycophant. Until now, Farhadi has been among the rare exceptions, and many hope he doesn’t become “Asghar Khayemal” in the near future. Almost all casts and crews of his film, “Separation of Nader and Simin”, are Khayemal. Maybe only “Leila Hatami” (Simin) or “Moaadi” (Nader) can be among the exceptions. Unfortunately, when Iranian celebrities become more famous, they become more Khayemal, too.

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I’ve heard good and bad things about “A Separation”, that its full name is “Separation of Nader and Simin” or “Nader and Simin, A Separation”. I’ve not seen this film yet, but other Farhadi’s films were not bad. Of course, they were not good, too. “ChaharShanbe Soori” (Wednesday Feast) and “About Elly” are not bad films. I liked some scenes of ‘About Elly’, but the whole film was not good. Many things in this film were stupid. Of course, ‘About Elly’ was better than almost all Iranian movies in the recent years, but it doesn’t mean that ‘About Elly’ is a good film. I liked “ChaharShanbe Soori” (Wednesday Feast), more than “About Elly”. As you know, the Mullahs censor many things and don’t allow the Iranian filmmakers to make their own films, and that’s why almost all Iranian films are shitty, horrible, or unacceptable. The lack of basic freedoms, the horrible censorship, the self-censorship, and the Khayemali (kissing ass) are among the main obstacles in the way of all Iranians, including the Iranian filmmakers.

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The young Iranian filmmakers are much more talented than someone like “Abbas Khayemal”. Asghar Farhadi is just one of the young Iranian filmmakers who can become global filmmakers, if they refuse to kiss the Mullahs’ ass, and if they could make their own films without the Mullah censorship and other restrictions that the Mullahs impose on them. Iranians have many unknown good filmmakers, and if you want one name, I can give you the name of “Hojjat Ghasemzadeh Asl”, who has four TV films, that are much more better than Farhadi’s works. The works of some young and unknown Iranian filmmakers, like “Ghasemzadeh Asl”, are “global artifacts”, at least much more than Farhadi’s works. The freedom, specially freedom of speech and freedom from censorship and suffocation, is necessary for making any good work. Many Iranians can’t work because the savage Mullahs don’t allow them or because they don’t want to kiss the Mullahs’ ass, and that’s why the majority of young Iranian intellectuals, writers, artists, filmmakers, philosophers, thinkers, etc are unknown. But after the Mullahs, the world will hear more about them.

[P.S. In the above pix, the person that some tell funny jokes about his taste in clothing, is Pedro Almodovar, the most famous Spanish filmmaker]


Iran and West: Nuclear Issue or Human Rights ?

January 14, 2012

In these days, those who wrote love letters to Khamenei in 2009 and closed their dirty eyes to the great brutal suppression in Iran; and those who refused to help Iranians and their anti-Mullahs, and instead aided the Mullahs in killing and suppressing Iranians and tried to reach a good deal with the Mullahs; and those who imposed their stupid sanctions on the ordinary Iranians, but allowed the Mullah embezzlers and tens of thousands of the Mullahs and their families to go to the west, live there in luxury, and invest the embezzled money there, try to play with public opinion again. Now, instead of apologizing to Iranians for their shameful behaviors, the stupid bastards want to torture the ordinary Iranians in the name of the nuclear issue. In 2009 and 2011, it was so obvious that Iranians wanted to topple the Mullah regime and wanted to get rid of the Basiji thugs and the savage Mullahs who kill and torture Iranians, but the hypocrite west supported these bastards and refused to help the ordinary Iranians who were victims of these bastards who are stupidly called scientist, scholar, investor, entrepreneur, journalist, etc. The tragedy of Iran since 2009 until now, and the tragedy of Syria, are the key to understand the depth of stupidity of this shitty world. The hypocrite west pretends that Iran’s regime and Syria’s regime are the enemy of the west, but just look at the depth of the western hypocrisy and how they treat their enemies like their friends. The case of Egypt and Iran is so informative, too. The mass media and the fake intellectuals tell big lies and brainwash the people, but the Egypt’s regime was pro-West and Egypt’s people are Islamist or pro-Islamist. But Iran is the exact opposite of Egypt. The Iran’s people are anti-Islamist. But just look how the hypocrite west handled the Egypt’s protests and the Iran’s protests (check Archive). Do you know what the Iranians inside Iran say in these day: “What happened in 2009 and 2011 showed that the hypocrite west doesn’t care about the freedom, democracy and the human rights in Iran. In 2009, we thought the West is our friend and they would help us to topple the Mullah regime, but the hypocrite west not only refused to help us, but they aided the Mullahs in killing us. The hypocrite west is the enemy of Iranians, and is the friend of the Mullahs and the Islamists“. There is no need to an IQ of 160 to understand how the hypocrite west betrayed Iranians and their anti-Mullah movement in 2009 and 2011. There is no need to an IQ of 160 to understand the difference between Obama’s reaction to the Egypt’s protests and the Iran’s protests. There is no need to an IQ of 160 to understand the paradoxes of the west or their great scandals, like the Iran-Contra scandal in 1980s, or what they did in 2009, or the great scandal of selling the tools of suppression and surveillance to the Mullahs in 2009 and 2010. Even a person with an IQ of 75 can understand these matters that we have already written about them (check Archive). For example, the apparent paradox and the Iran-Contra scandal can show you many things. But unfortunately, most of the people in the world know nothing about these important issues. No one asks the hypocrite west if you were really the enemy of the Mullahs, what is the Iran-Contra scandal in 1980s? No one asks the hypocrite west if you were really the enemy of the Mullahs or you really wanted to solve the nuclear issue, why didn’t you support the Iranians and their anti-Mullah movement in 2009 at least as much as you supported the Egyptians in 2011? No one asks the hypocrite west why you aided the Mullahs in killing Iranians in 2009, and why many Mullahs, Mullah embezzlers, and Mullah agents live in the US, the UK, Canada, etc? Sometimes you think the world is full of the blind sheep and the blind idiots. We have already written about the Ashura traitors and the Hypocrite West , and what Timothy Garton Ash wrote in January 2010. Ash wrote: The Ashura protests should shame the west into a change of policy on Iran. Martyrdom is piled upon martyrdom. The senior members of the Obama administration suggest that they want to try to exploit the weakness of the Mullah regime to win some inches on the nuclear negotiation, neglecting the mile that might be gained by political change. Iranians listen carefully to what the west is saying. At this critical moment, it would be shaming if what Iranians who are risking their lives for more freedom heard was, in effect, the west only really cares about the nuclear issue. And that would only be reinforced by photographs of the Mullahs meeting with high European and American officials -again to talk only about the nuclear issue. At this moment, the message Europe and America together should send to the Mullahs is: ‘ We are in no hurry to shake the hand the Mullahs extend to us, when it has just been wiped clean of peoples blood’. That message would accord better with both our values and our long-term interests . Ash was a rare exception in the west who didn’t tell lie. Unfortunately, the Iranian inside Iran have been victim of the Western Hypocrisy since the 18th century. Here, when I say the west or the hypocrite west, I mean the bad guys in the west, not the good guys or the good things there. I should repeat this matter, because the new readers will judge us by this article. If you are a new reader or a typical ignorant westerner who thinks the Mullahs and the west are enemy of each other, or Iranians are Islamist and love the Mullahs, you should check our archive and read our pervious articles. Please check our archive, before asking any stupid question or before any judgment about what you read here. Unfortunately, the mass media brainwash the people, and many can’t see the truth. Recently, the hypocrite west has focused on the Nuclear Issue again. These bastards have forgotten the freedom, democracy, and the human rights issues in Iran since 2009, and only said: “We can do nothing for Iranians. We want to help them, but their regime is not our friend“. But now just look what they can do, if they want to do something. Those idiots who tried to justify Obama and said: “what could he do?”, should open their eyes and see what this stupid monkey could do in 2009. What he could do in 2009, for helping Iranians and for the sake of the freedom, democracy and human rights, but he refused, is what he does it now, for the sake of the nuclear issue and for their own stupid animal interests, not for Iranians. It’s very very tragic and very very important. They betrayed Iranians inside Iran, and still betray them. Shame on you the stupid monkey, Obama.

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We have already written about What Iranians Expect form the West, and we only emphasized the importance of apologizing to Iranians, because it’s very critical. If the hypocrite west apologizes to Iranians, it would show that they don’t want to insult us and our intelligence and don’t want to repeat their stupid mistakes again . But if they refuse to apologize to Iranians, it only means that they still are hypocrite bastard and they still think we live in the Slavery Age or the Colonialism Age. Their apology also shows us whether they care about their own long-term interests or not. We have already written about Iranians and Nuclear Energy and how Iranians think about the nuclear issue. And now the west and the western politicians should answer a simple question: “Do you want Friend or Puppet?“. It’s a simple question that many thinks its answer is very clear, but unfortunately it’s not. In the Colonialism Age and the Slavery Age, the west only wanted puppet or slave, but are they still too stupid to want puppet or slave? It’s so obvious when we and others say: “we are friend of the west”, it doesn’t mean that we want to be their puppet. Being friend is one thing, and being puppet is another thing. I know that even the dumbest people of the world know this matter, but unfortunately the stupid bastards specially the Iranian baboons, the stupid Iranian expats, and the western politicians don’t want to understand it. I can understand why the Iranian baboons and the stupid Iranian expats don’t want to understand this matter. They are worthless mercenary who live by kissing ass. They are puppet. These stupid bastards, like the Iranian Monarchists in LA, California, or the Rajavists and other Iranian jerks know that they have not any supporter in Iran, so their beloved regime is a puppet regime like the Pahlavi regime or the Qajar regime in the Colonialism Age. They desperately try to ask the Americans to aid them in establishing another puppet regime in Iran. But who cares about these stupid bastards in Iran? The younger generations of Iranians are friend of the west and the whole world, but it doesn’t mean that they want to be puppet of the west. Iran and the West can be close friends. There are many similarities between Iranians and the westerners, and they can be very close friends. As we said before, the roots of the western culture, traditions, and many things in the west are Iran (Persia). So, it’s so obvious that they can be very close friends. On the other hand, we all are humans, and the humans in all around the world are like each other. What is called ‘Cultural Difference’ is a very marginal difference. It’s not important. Even two siblings are different from each other. It’s not important. When two members of one family can be very different from each other, it just means that ‘blood’, ‘race’, ‘nationality’, etc are not important at all. You can understand a wise guy in the US or any other place of the world, more than a typical stupid Iranian. And you can understand a wise guy in Iran, more than a typical idiot in the US or any other place of the world. But all these matters don’t mean that the west still can play the role of master, and others should play the role of slave. The master/ slave game has been finished. The younger generations of Iranians are educated and modern, at least as modern as their counterparts in the west. Most of them believe that all people in all around the world should help each other to build a better world. Compared to the racists, the religious fanatics, the chauvinists, and other typical idiots in the west, the majority of Iranians, who are young and modern, seem like intellectuals. Today, all wise guys in all around the world know that your nationality, your race, and your gender don’t determine whether you are a good guy or a bad guy, or whether you are idiot or wise. Where you were born is not important. We don’t inherit knowledge and wisdom from our parents. We don’t inherit knowledge and wisdom through our genes. We should acquire it. All youths in all around the world should start from zero, and should try to acquire knowledge and wisdom. If you learn nothing and live like sheep, then you are idiot or ignorant, independent of where you live. The main problem in Iran that the world should care about it, is not the nuclear issue, but it’s the brutal dictatorship. If the world aids Iranians in solving the main problem, then the nuclear issue and other issues would be solved automatically. But otherwise, if they still want to be as stupid as 2009 and 2011, and instead of apologizing to Iranians inside Iran, they want to impose new stupid sanctions on Iranians, they only show how stupid and how bastard they are. Any war game and any new sanction in the name of the nuclear issue is not acceptable for Iranians inside Iran. They ask: “Do you want to help us and do you care about the freedom, democracy and human rights ? or you only care about your stupid short-term interests (your animal interests) and the nuclear issue and want to destroy Iran ? If you want to help us, at first you should apologize to us for betraying us in 2009 and 2011. We have an old saying : ‘Aval Baradarito Sabet kon baad …’ that in this case means: ‘At first, you should prove that you are our friend, then we can talk about other things‘. The hypocrite west should be very careful. Iranians asked and still ask for help, not intervention”. We would write more about the differences between help and intervention, but it’s not very complicated. As we said before, the world should help the suppressed nations, but it doesn’t mean “Intervention or Meddling”. Today’s world needs a new organization to help the suppressed nations, because the Nato, the US, and the UN are very stupid. They often refuse to help the suppressed nations, and they are so mean and so hypocrite. The meaning of “Help” is very clear, for instance, the French helped the Americans during the American Revolution; or the Nato helped Libyans in 2011, despite all Nato’s betrayals and mistakes. The hypocrite west should stop being bastard. It’s so obvious that the nuclear issue is not the main issue. The human rights and the brutal dictatorship is the main issue (even the nuclear bomb would not save the Islamic regime, as it could not save USSR). And it’s so obvious that in the 21st century If you need puppet or slave, not friend, then the people can’t be your friend; they only can be your enemy. It’s not very complicated. So, we all should ask the west:Do you want Friend or Puppet? and Do you want to help Iranians, or you only care about your stupid animal interests? . If you were not as stupid as the slaveholders in the Slavery Age, you could understand that a modern Republic in Iran is in your own interests, too. It’s better for your own long-term interests, idiots. And it’s exactly like what the slaves and the wise guys told the stupid slaveholders in the Slavery Age. They also added: “The abolition of slavery (like the abolition of the tyranny and the secular or religious Monarchy in Iran) is inevitable. Stop standing on the wrong side of history, idiots


First time as Tragedy, the second as Farce

January 12, 2012

These days many Iranians don’t know whether they should be happy or sad, and whether they should cry or laugh. Many are not sure what they see is real or a dream, it’s joke or tragedy, or it’s tragicomedy or farce. It’s said: “The great events and dictators in world history reappear in one fashion or another; But the first time as tragedy, the second as farce“. These days we can feel it in Iran. I don’t know it’s farce or tragicomedy, but it’s sadly laughable. What we see in these days is really like a ridiculous black comedy. Let’s take a look at part of the story of these days. You yourself can decide whether it’s farce or tragicomedy:

– As we said before, in Iran the inflation rate is about 30% to 50%, but the interest rates that the banks paid to you for your money is about 5% to 9% ! So, you should be too stupid to keep your money in the banks. The rate that the banks charge you for their loans is about 18% to 30%, but the Mullahs get loans with the rate 9% to 12% !!, and often they don’t repay it. It’s an easy way for becoming rich. In the past six years, the Mullahs have embezzled more than $48 billion dollar, while the ordinary people whose money were in the banks, experienced a decrease in the interest rate from 18% to 6% and an increase in the inflation rate from 15% to 50%. It’s what the Mullahs call it ‘Justice’ or ‘Islamic Banking’. While the ordinary Iranians can not get a loan of $10,000 with the rate 20%, the Mullahs and their thugs get loans of $10 million to $100 million with the rate 10%, and even don’t repay them !! The Mullah media confess: “more than 1000 people have got loans, about $6 billion, but they don’t repay their loans ! We have 10 banks, that 9 of them are totally bankrupted”. It’s what the Mullahs call it ‘Islamic Justice” or “Islamic Banking”. In the past years, the Mullahs said that the interest rates is non-Islamic and anti-Islamic , but the inflation rate that is about 30% to 50% is Islamic. It’s exactly like what Khomeini and the Mullahs had said in 1980s. Anyway, in the recent days, the Mullahs that their economy is on the edge of collapse, have said: “[After six years that were full of big lies and big embezzlements, and after destroying the economy in Iran,] we understand that the interest rates should be equal to the inflation rate. Now, the inflation rate is about 20%, so the interest rates will become 20%”. Of course, the inflation rate in today’s Iran is equal to 40%. How we live in this Islamic Heaven in Iran ?

– Hossein Alaei wrote an article in the Ettelaat newspaper, in January 9, 2012, in the anniversary of “January 9, 1978”, the day that “the Pahlavi regime made a big mistake by publishing an article in the Ettelaat newspaper, and ignited the sparks of the revolution”, some believe. Hossein Alaei is a high rank Sepahi (high rank officer of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps [IRGC], also known as “Sepah” or “Mullah Gestapo”). Some say: “Hossein Alaei is the first commander of the IRGC navy at the time of its formation in 1985. He also served as Guard chief of staff, deputy defense minister, and head of the Defense Ministry’s aerospace division”. Alaei made a comparison between Iran during the revolutionary era of 1978-79, and what happened in 2009 and 2011. Alaei wrote: “In 1978, the Pahlavi killed about 2000 protesters in Iran [like what the Mullah regime did in 2009]. They were killing and arresting more and more people, while they were losing their power more and more. Before the violent crackdown, the people did not chant against the Shah (Pahlavi), but after the brutal suppression the people started to chant against the Shah himself and asked for regime change [It’s exactly like what the people did in 2009 and 2011, when they started to chant directly against Khamenei and asked for regime change]. They started writing letter to the Shah, and the Shah (Pahlavi) was rightfully declared as the person behind all the countrys problems (and it’s exactly like today). Within just one year, the Shah, who thought that he is the owner of Iran, was forced to flee from Iran. Probably, after fleeing from Iran, the Shah would has asked himself the following questions: … Would the situation have not ended better if I had allowed the people to hold peaceful protests? Wouldnt I have obtained better results If I had not ordered the security forces to shoot at the people? If instead of placing prominent political leaders under house arrest, I had paved the way for a dialogue, would I have been forced to flee the country? If instead of accusing the people of being provoked by foreign countries, I had refrained from insulting their intelligence, would I still have been forced to seek asylum in foreign countries? If instead of accusing opponents of acting against national security, I had accepted the opposition, recognized it as legal and guaranteed their rights, couldn’t I have stayed in power longer?” Alaei’s article is a clear sign of the imminent downfall.

– The Mullah regime is a religious Absolute Monarchy, and the Pahlavi’s regime was a secular Absolute Monarchy. When the people asked the Pahlavi to respect the Constitutional Monarchy, he killed and tortured the people. And it’s exactly like what the Mullahs did and still do in Iran. It’s so obvious that Iranians inside Iran hate the Monarchy, but the Iranian baboons and their community in LA, California, are dead zombies who still live in the 1970s. They love kissing the hand and the ass of Pahlavi, their Majesty. They want to have a Shepherd. They are sheep and live like sheep, and that’s why they need shepherd. Their shepherd is a stupid bastard called ‘Reza Pahlavi’, who is the grandson of ‘Reza Kachal’ (Reza the bald). Sadegh Hedayat, the great Iranian intellectual, called Reza Shah “Reza Kachal”, because Reza Kachal was an illiterate brutal dictator. Reza Kachal was an illiterate soldier that the British bastards made him King. Reza Kachal was a stupid illiterate farmer, who became soldier. Reza Kachal, Mr. stupid nobody, became somebody in the 1910s with the help of the UK, and the Britons made him king in 1920s, because he was a good puppet. Now, the stupid grandson of Reza Kachal dream of becoming a new Reza Kachal with the help of Americans. But no one cares about him in Iran, and the people only laugh at him. “But if the Americans want to care about Reza Pahlavi, Iranians inside Iran will entertain him with a special thing: Guillotine“, some say. It’s funny that some great idiots try to kiss the Pahlavi’s ass in the name of freedom and democracy. They are exactly like the stupid bastards who kiss the Khomeini’s ass in 1978, or the Hitler’s ass in 1930s. They defend the Fascism and the Tyranny in the name of freedom and democracy. But they have reappeared as farce, not as tragedy. When they repeat Khomeini’s word “Vahdat Kalama” (unity), Iranians inside Iran laugh heartily.

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– When Hoveyda was kissing the Pahlvai’s hand in the last years of the Pahlavi’s regime, he did not think that his end is near. Now, some Mullahs are like Hoveyda, some pretend ignorance about the imminent downfall, and some are really confused. The confused Mullahs and their media reported: “The members of the (Mullah) Cyber Army and those who are the soldiers and officers of the Soft War earn about $7 per hour for putting comments under the websites in the internet“. And the Wall Street Journal added: “A cleric blogger [Mullah] based in the holy city of Qum, Ahmad Najimi, said in his blog last week that the Islamic regime was paying mercenaries hired in the network known as the ‘Cyber Army’ the equivalent of $7 per hour to swarm the Web with positive comments about the Islamic regime and post negative comments against dissidents. That is consistent with comments from the Revolutionary Guards’ commander in Tehran who said some 2,000 bloggers had been recruited and trained as Cyber Army staff“. It’s a funny confession and a sign of the imminent downfall. It’s what all Iranians knew it, but unfortunately, the western mass media pretends what these Mullah mercenaries say are what the Iranian inside Iran say. It’s funny to know that the Mullah media also confessed: “They (our mercenaries) put comments in the websites, but the people don’t care about them. Instead, some of them care about what the people say and lose their faith [!]; They want to brainwash the people, but finally the people brainwash them [!]; Sooner or later, they lose their faith, like the ordinary people or those who don’t believe in anything; They become prostitute[!]” Some funny Iranians say: “Do you know that these Mullah mercenaries and other Iranian mercenaries have a special website for themselves? It’s ‘Balatarin.com’.”

– The people reporters said: “Balatarin.com [the main website of the Iranian baboons] has been converted to Reza Pahlavi’s website. All Iranians know that Reza Pahlavi supports Balatarin.com financially. But why the west supports Balatarin.com and Reza Pahlavi financially? Why they waste their people’s tax on the worthless mercenaries? Reza Pahlavi and Mr. Balatarin are worthless shits; who care about them? they are like the Los Angeles TVs. But why the west supports them financially? It’s the main issue. In fact, Balatarin.com is a new version of the bankrupted Los Angeles TVs. At first, The Los Angeles TVs -i.e. the Monarchist’s media in LA, California, that were satellite TVs and went bankrupted some years ago- got financial aids from the US government, but then all of them went bankrupted, because the Iranian inside Iran didn’t care about them. Do the American politicians want to repeat their stupid mistake again?”. It’s an important question. Many Iranians inside Iran say: “Reza Pahlavi dige sagge kieh” (Reza Pahlavi is Mr. stupid nobody); “Reza Pahlavi sagge ki bashe ke ahamiati dashte bashe” (Reza Pahlavi is a worthless shit. Who cares about him?) But our main question is: Do the Americans care about him? Reza Pahlavi and Balatarin.com are worthless shits, and no one cares about them in Iran, but does the west cares about them? Do they have any evil plan or what ? If they openly support Reza Pahlavi, it would be a declaration of war against 75 million Iranians. We will never forgive and forget them, and this time they will pay the price of their betrayals”. When we and others write about the stupid bastards like Reza Pahlavi, Balatarin.com, and the Monarchists, it doesn’t mean that they are important, but many in Iran think that these stupid bastards try to deceive the west and the world. Iranians inside Iran know the true colors of these stupid bastards, but the world know nothing about them, and should know more about them. “Do the American politicians want to repeat their stupid mistake again?”, it’s a tragic-comic question and you can’t be sure about its answer.

– The people reporters said: “Recently, Masoud Behnoud’s team have started to work with Reza Pahlavi . It’s probably a mission that the western countries and/ or the Mullahs have defined it. What Masoumeh Alinejad, Behnoud’s mistress, did in the recent days (her interview with Reza Pahlavi) is part of an evil plan. Maybe, those who support Masoud Behnoud’s team financially, think he can help them like 1978 and 1979. But he is a dead bastard now. Those who waste their money on him and his mercenaries, are really retard. They should know that Iranians inside Iran believe there is no difference between the Basiji thugs and the worthless mercenaries like Behnoud or Mr. Balatarin or Reza Pahlavi. The judgment day and the payback time is near. Those who betrayed the people in 2009 and 2011, and those who destroyed Iran, plundered its resources, and killed and tortured the people, and those who dreams of becoming a new Khomeini [or a new Reza Kachal] and want to restore the Monarchy in Iran, will be tried in the near future. In Iran, the Guillotine are ready for entertaining the last King and the last Mullahs, if they want to take us back to the Stone Age”. In fact, Iranians inside Iran want to get rid of both the last Mullah (Khamenei) and the last King (Reza Pahlavi) at the same time. The Iranian baboons, the Iranian expats, and the older generations of Iranians still are very stupid and still betray the younger generations. But the majority of Iranians inside Iran are young and modern. In the recent days, an Iranian Inside Iran, Alireza PirPourAli, has written a good open letter to Khamenei and has published in his Facebook page. Many like his letter, because it’s part of the real voices of Iranians inside Iran. Millions people who are as brave as or as wise as PirPourAli, and millions people who are braver or wiser than him live in today’s Iran. All of them are young, educated, and modern, and want to put an end to the Islamic or secular Monarchy and the tyranny in Iran for ever. The future belongs to them.


The Secrets of Success in Iran and the World

January 10, 2012

Many people in all around the world want to know the secrets of success. If you have a very rich family, you don’t need to know the secrets of success. You already are successful, because the first secret of success is “being lucky”, and you already are lucky enough. You are part of the 1%, and your father or one of your ancestors already knew the secrets of success, but other people who are part of the 99%, should try to find the secrets of success. In Iran, the golden rule and the key secret of success is: “Being Charlatan and Being Khayemal (ass-kisser)”. The charlatan and the stupid typical Iranian Khayemal (ass-kisser) can become millionaire, can become a famous or popular figure, can work with the western institutes or the western companies, can easily get visa and can easily go to or live in each western country that they want, etc. The secrets of their success are as follows: (1) Embezzle money as much as you can (2)Deceive a rich girl/boy who has a rich family to marry you (3)Betray your family and your friends whenever it’s in your interests (4)Kiss your boss’s ass, and also the Mullahs’ ass as much as you can (5)Tell lies and deceive the people as much as you can (6)Do whatever the majority do. And live like sheep and follow the fashion (7)Always pretend that you are friend of each person you see; always pretend how much you love them, but always talk about them behind their back and say how much you hate them or how much they are stupid (8)Try to have many shallow relationships with the rich or powerful people. You can use them. Forget honesty or intimacy (9)Bribe everybody and try to solve all your problems by bribery (10) Be clever (“Zerangh Bash”), f-u-c-k others and their rights as much as you can. These secrets are the basic secrets of success in Iran. But if you want to be more successful or want to become somebody, you should try to be a fake intellectual or a mercenary. The fake intellectuals and the typical Iranian mercenaries are the most successful people in Iran, because they not only know the above secrets, but they are aware of the following secrets: (11)Only say what the west and the western media want to hear. Forget the truth or telling the truth (12)Always and only work for the money. Write or say what your sponsors dictate to you (13)Support the Islamists, the Monarchists, the terrorists, any other group who gives you good money. If the people asked you why you defend these reactionary bastards, just say: “It’s freedom and democracy. I can defend whatever I want. Why you behave like dictators?” (14)Get financial aids from the western countries in the name of defending the Iranians inside Iran, while your job is ‘Betraying Iranians inside’ (15)Betray the people in 2009 and 2011 and say that “Iranians should leave the streets; The street protests are enough; Iran doesn’t need revolution or fundamental change”. But in 2012 say: “Why Iranians are so stupid and inactive. Why they don’t do anything for revolution or fundamental change in Iran” And if the people said: “You are a stupid jerk, a worthless mercenary”, you would say: “Why you use bad language? It shows that you are an uncivilized man” (16) Be shameless in a way that compared to you, Mr. shit seems like a saint (17) Tell shameful lies when you look at the people’s eyes. Don’t tell lie only behind their back, but tell lie when you look at their eyes (18) Deny what you did to the people or how you betrayed the people. If they insist and show you undeniable facts, you should say: “Oh, what I did was for the sake of the people. They were stupid and what I did was better for them” (19) Do drugs as much as you can, and say : “It’s what all real intellectuals should do. It’s modernism”. (20) Always tell the biggest possible lies. Your lies should be so big. The bigger, the better. For example you can say: “50% of Iranians still support the Mullah regime” or “10% of Iranians support Reza Pahlavi”. These items are the secrets of success in Iran. Those who hate these secrets, should live like a prisoner in the big prison (Iran), because the western countries and the western politicians don’t allow them to live the big prison

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Unfortunately, Khayemali (Kissing ass) is the key secret of success in almost all parts of this shitty world. But there is an important and tragic difference between Iran and the west. The wise Iranians can’t be as successful as the dumbest idiots in the west, because the world treat them like a second-class citizen. The idiots in the west, from the religious fanatics to the typical idiot in the US or the west, that their utopia is somewhere like Las Vegas, specially when they can live there like the leading roles of the B movies or the adult movies, are first-class citizens in this shitty world, and can go to other countries without any visa or any restriction, but the wise Iranians should be second-class citizens and should live in Iran like prisoners. The typical idiot in the US or the west have their own secret of success, and that’s why they are first-class citizens. The secret of their success is their belief in the following things: (1)Those who live in the US or the west are human, but those who live in the rest of the world are animal or have come from Mars or Moon (2)Only the Americans and the westerners are able to be scientist, intellectual, philosopher, artist, filmmaker, humorist, etc (3)The religious fanatics who live in the West are modern people, but the open-minded people or the ordinary people in other parts of the world are fanatic (4)The illiterate or idiot people who live like sheep in the west are modern, but the educated, open-minded and modern people who live in other parts of the world are idiot (5)Doing drugs or living like the leading roles off the B movies or the adult movies is the most important thing of the world (6)Mathematics, Physics, or Science is hard and also useless. The people should not waste their life on such things (7)Iranians are Arab and Islamist. They love the Mullahs and hate the Americans (8)Iranians are terrorist. They live in the desert, and have no city, no modern life, nothing (9) Reading books, thinking, using your brain, or studying is hard and useless. Just try to have fun. God Bless Beer/ Drugs (10) Where you were born is important, not who you are. But who make these idiots first-class citizens, and who make the wise guys in Iran and other countries second-class citizens? The policymakers and the bad guys in the west, who think the secret of their success is their belief in the following things: (1)We are master, and others are slave (2)We are powerful, and others are weak (3)We are smart, but others are retard (4)We can tell big lies, and everybody accepts it (5)We make love with the Mullahs, but we can pretend that the Mullahs are our enemy (6)While we supported the Mullahs in 2009 and 2011, and tens of thousands of high rank Mullahs live in the west and make love with us, we can impose sanctions on the ordinary Iranians in the name of fighting against the Mullahs (7)We are goods, but others, specially Iranians, are bad (8)The mass media and the fake intellectuals are our tools for controlling and brainwashing the people (9)We can work with the mercenaries who are very hated figures in Iran and other countries, but we can pretend that they are representative of the people in Iran and other countries (10)We can defend the tyranny and the brutal dictators in the name of the freedom, democracy and human rights. These items or these secrets seem like joke, but unfortunately, when you live like a prisoner in the prison (Iran), you can see that they are not joke.


Living like a Prisoner in a Big Prison named Iran

January 7, 2012

When you live in Iran, you live like a prisoner in a big prison. It’s a feeling that only the prisoners can understand it. If you live in the free world, you can’t understand it. Maybe, only if you put yourself in the place of a prisoner in the Nazi prisons, the Fascist prisons, or the Communist prisons, like what you can see in the movies, you could understand us. The Iranians who don’t want to close their eyes and don’t want to sell themselves and don’t want to live like animal, are forced to live like a prisoner in a big prison. Those who live like a prisoner in Iran can not leave this big prison, mainly because of the hypocrite west, not the Mullahs. The hypocrite west has imposed many stupid sanctions and many dreadful restrictions on Iranians, while the Mullahs and their families and their mercenaries can easily go to the west, can invest the embezzled money there, and can live in luxury there. It’s so tragic. When you live in the big prison (Iran), a monkey like Obama can cut all your access to the outside world. You can’t have access to any foreign bank, any foreign market, any foreign community, or any foreign product (except the stupid Chinese ones), and the western embassies treat you like animal, and the international media say nothing about you, except big lies. Here, a monkey like Obama makes love with the Mullahs and those who kill and torture the people, but instead impose dreadful sanctions on the victims and the ordinary people. Here, a little monkey like Khamenei and a bunch of Chalquz (bird shit) decide about your private life, from your clothes and your relationship to the books you read, the movie and the media you watch, and the music you listen. Here, the monkeys and the Chalquz can disconnect your internet access whenever they want, and a monkey like Obama helps them. Here, the monkeys and the Chalquz ban you from writing, speaking your mind, having website, protesting, assembling, and any other activity in the public space, but a monkey like Obama makes love with them and allows them to have TV studio in the US. Here, many people earn money by kissing ass, because the Mullahs control 99% of the economy, and many people prefer to live like animal, because living like human is equal to suffering. Here, all basic needs and basic rights are in deep crisis, and the only way to live in comfort is ‘being ass-kisser and embezzling the oil money’. It’s what is called ‘the rule of the game’ here. Those who hate “the rule of the game”, and don’t want to sell themselves, have many problems and live like a prisoner in a big prison. The hypocrite west has a key role in this great tragedy. They have imposed stupid sanctions on the ordinary Iranians, not the Mullahs. Do you know which people are allowed by the west to leave Iran? or Who can leave this big prison? The crooks, the thieves, the monkeys, the baboons, the sheep, the Chalquz (bird shit), etc. The Mullahs, their families, the Basiji thugs, and other Iranian baboons can leave the big prison without any problem. The cases of great crooks like Khavari, Amir Khosravi, Buzari, Rafsanjani, Mohajerani, Reza Pahlavi, etc who have gone to Canada, the US, the UK and other western countries and live there in luxury is just the tip of the iceberg. The number of the Basji thugs, the Islamists, the Mullahs, the Monarchists, the Rajavists, the Marxists, etc who live in the UK, Canada, the US, etc and have US Green Card is not small. The worthless mercenaries like Ganji, Behnoud, Nabavi, Amirarjmand, etc can leave the big prison, because they are mercenary or political prostitute. Under these conditions, it’s so obvious that the majority of the Iranian expats should be the dumbest jerks of the world. And that’s why a Basiji Chalquz like Mehdi Yahyanejad that some call him “Mr. Balatarin”, can launch a website (Balatarin.com) in the name of Iranians inside Iran and freedom and democracy, and get financial aids, but his stupid website becomes the website of traitors and mercenaries, and betrays Iranians inside Iran; That’s why a Monarchist Chalquz like Reza Pahlavi, the grandson of “Reza Kachal” (“Reza the bald”. Sadegh Hedayat called Reza Shah “Reza Kachal”) who is nothing expect a stupid illiterate crook, can buy the journalists and mercenaries, in a way that Iranians inside Iran say: “naveh Reza Kachal ham vase ma Adam shode” (the grandson of Reza Kachal, Mr. stupid nobody, wants to become somebody); That’s why a baby political prostitute like Masoumeh Alinejad, who is Masoud Behnoud’s mistress, can flee to the UK in the name of the freedom and defending the Iranian inside Iran, but there she works for the Mullah Mafia and Masoud Behound, and flirts with Reza Pahlavi and has interview with him, as a mission that has been defined by the western politicians and/or the Mullahs and its goal is very clear, and of course very stupid (it’s a mission impossible); That’s why a charlatan and a baby baboon like Mohammad Mostafaei, who was a stupid lawyer in Iran, can flee to Norway in 2011 in the name of women’s rights and children’s rights, but there he becomes a Reza Pahlavi’s defender. In fact, all of these tragic jokes have one reason: the west just allows the Iranian baboons and the mercenaries to leave the big prison. It’s the tragic story of the western countries and Iranian baboons. When the ordinary Iranians can not get visa from the western embassies in Iran, or when Iranian refugees in Turkey, who live in the refugee camps in very horrible conditions, can’t get visa from the western embassies in Turkey, the political prostitutes and the worthless mercenaries like Alinejad, Mostafaii, Amirarjmand, Basiji thugs, etc can easily go to the UK, Canada, the US, Norway, France, Germany, etc. Iran is a big prison, but who is the prison guard? the hypocrite west and the western politicians. Just in some cases, the Mullahs play the role of the prison guard and don’t allow Iranians to leave Iran, but in most of the cases, the hypocrite west plays the role of the prison guard. The situation in Iran is not like North Korea, that its main problem is “the passport” and its regime doesn’t allow the people to leave the country. In Iran, the main problem is not “the passport”, but it’s “the visa”. In this shitty world, for leaving the big prisons you need both the passport and the visa. Those who live like a prisoner in Iran can not leave the big prison, because of the stupid western sanctions and the dreadful restrictions that the hypocrite west has imposed on Iranians, but the Mullahs, their families, and the crooks and mercenaries can easily go to the west and invest the embezzled money there, and live in luxury there.

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Why many people in Iran and many other places of the world should live like a prisoner in a big prison? Why the people who are not nationalist and don’t care about any special race or nationality, can’t live like a free man, but the crooks and many of the stupid people who are nationalist or even racist or chauvinist or religious fanatic can be free and can go and live wherever they want ? Today, the world knows some basic rights as the universal human rights, but the right to immigration without any restriction, i.e. the right to live in any place of our planet Earth without any restriction, still is not considered as a basic and universal right for all humans. It’s like the situation in the 18th or the 19th century. At that time, many thought the right to education is a special right for the rich. At that time, only the rich kids could go to school, and other kids had to work since the age of 5 in the horrible working conditions, 16 to 18 hours par day. At that time, only the rich kids had access to the modern technology, and could travel abroad. At that time, the black slaves and the poor people lived in pure hell. The black slaves were considered as animal without any human rights. And the poor people in Europe and America could not vote and did not have any political right. They did not right to education, as they did not have any other civil, political, economic, social, and cultural right. But now, the humans have a “Universal Declaration of Human Rights”, at least on paper. The rights described in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights include the right to life, liberty, and security; to freedom of conscience, religion, opinion, expression, association, and assembly; to freedom from arbitrary arrest; to a fair and impartial trial; to freedom from interference in correspondence, privacy, or home; to a secure society and an adequate standard of living; to education; and to rest and leisure. The declaration also affirms the rights to travel from a home country at will and return at will; to work under favorable conditions, receive equal pay for equal work, and join labor unions at will; and to participate in government and in the social life of the community. But all of these rights were meaningless in the 18th century, or even in the 19th centuries, as the women rights and the children rights were meaningless. The right to immigration without any restriction, i.e. the right to live in any place of our planet Earth, is a basic universal right like other meaningless rights in the past centuries, but it still is meaningless and the politicians and the media have converted it into an evil right or a luxurious right. They buy and sell this right (immigration). It’s exactly like the situation in the 18th and 19th centuries when the basic human rights were sold and bought by money and social standing. Why a stupid officer can decide whether you can leave the big prison or not? Why the stupid politicians can decide whether you can enjoy your basic right to immigration or not ? Why the stupid politicians can decide whether you can travel abroad or not? It’s exactly like the 18th and 19th centuries when the stupid politicians could decide whether you can vote or not, whether you can go to school or not, whether you should be slave or not, whether you can enjoy rest and leisure or not, etc. Now, only the rich countries can enjoy the right to immigration without any serious restriction, i.e. the right to live in any place of our planet Earth and it’s exactly like the stupid conditions of the 18th and 19th centuries, when only the rich kids had the right to education, rest, leisure, etc. The wise guys and the real intellectuals in all around the world should think and write more about this shameful tragedy. It’s like a new kind of Slavery. And it’s harmful for both the rich and poor countries. When only the rich kids had right to education, the human society was full of illiterate thugs that could prevent the human progress, and could threaten the rich. In fact, many people were illiterate, unhappy and unsatisfied and it caused many serious problems. And now when mainly the mercenaries, the charlatan, and the crooks can leave the big prisons, they pollute where they go, and many people are unhappy and unsatisfied and it causes many serious problems. It can create war, hatred, violence, and many other evil things exactly like the past centuries. Our planet Earth belongs to all humans, and if all humans had been free, those who can understand each other more, would have been able to create their own communities without any national border . A wise man in Iran is like a wise man in Canada or the US. And a stupid or religious man in Canada or the US, is like a stupid or religious man in Iran and other countries. Why you should judge the people by their nationalities? The wise guys, the idiots, the religious fanatics, the intellectuals, etc in all around the world are like each other, independent of their nationality. The humans are human, independent of where they live. You should be too stupid or too naive, if you judge people by their nationality. A stupid religious fanatic in the US is exactly like a stupid religious fanatic in Iran, and they have much in common. A wise intellectual in the US is exactly like a wise intellectual in Iran, and they have a lot in common . The people that can be happy with each other, should be able to live with each other, and it’s better for the whole world. When the number of happy and satisfied people increase, the number of horrible or stupid problems decrease. It’s very important. If all people in our planet can enjoy freedom and democracy, and all people can choose where they want to live without any restriction, then the number of happy and satisfied people would increase. Then more people can reach the top of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs Pyramid. Then we will have a better world. If the idiots and the stupid people in all around the world can live with each other, they can understand the true meaning of their stupidity better. Why the Islamists should live outside the Islamic heaven in Iran, and then bullshit others about the Islamic heaven? If all Islamists live in the Islamic heaven, and all religious fanatics live in their own Utopia, and all stupid lefts and Marxists live in their stupid Utopia, etc then not only they are happy, but it can solve many problems. It seems like a joke, but really it’s not bad if the Islamists, the Mullahs, the Christian fanatics, the Jew fanatics, the Marxists, the Monarchists, and other idiots could have their own community (country) and could f-u-c-k themselves there from morning to night, that means ‘live in a way they want to live, without hurting others who hate their laws and their lifestyle’. And only when they or their children hate their Utopia, they are allowed to leave there. Why we (the ordinary people) should pay the price of the stupidity of the Mullahs, the fanatics, the capitalists, the racists, the communists and other idiots? Anyway, it’s so obvious when the western politicians allow the Basiji thugs, the crooks, the Islamists, the mercenaries, and other idiots to live in the west, while the wise and normal people are forced to live in the big prison, it’s a great betrayal and they betray both their own people and the people who live in the big prison. In the 18th and 19th centuries, the number of unhappy and unsatisfied people was very larger than today, and that’s why that time was full of many periodic wars, violent riots, horrible crimes, class war, violence, etc. I hope the wise guys can think and write about this important matter, and can aid the prisoners of the big prisons in being freed from the big prison.

P.S. Let’s think about a funny global solution like this: Each state determines which kind of state or community it wants to be. The majority of the people decide about it and determine it. In this way, for instance, parts of Europe become community for the racists, or the religious fanatics, and other parts become community for the socialists, the intellectuals, the liberals, the artists, etc; Or parts of the US and Canada can become community for the religious fanatics, the capitalists, or the idiots, and other parts can become community for the wise guys, the scientists, the socialists, the filmmakers, etc; Or Iran can become community for the Khayemals (ass-kissers), the liberals, the seculars, the spiritual people, etc; Or Saudi Arabia, small countries of the Persian Gulf, Egypt, etc can become a community for the Islamists. And after this phase, all people in all around the world can select their favorite community, and can go there and live there. Think about it. And don’t forget that the idiots in the US, Iran, Europe and other countries have a lot in common with each other, as the wise guys and others have a lot in common with each other. The people that have a lot in common with each other, can have their own community, without any national border. Think about it.


Western Hypocrisy and Tragedy of Internet in Iran

January 4, 2012

“Iranians should say goodbye to the internet. The internet in Iran will be disconnected within several weeks”, the Mullah media reported yesterday. Now, even checking emails is very hard in Iran. The average internet speed has been near 2kb/s in the last month. I don’t know until when we can update here. We have already written about this tragedy (check Archive). Disconnecting the internet is a clear sign of brutal dictatorship and Mullah savageness, and has a very high price for the Mullahs, while it doesn’t solve their problems. With or without the internet, the Mullahs and the Iranian baboons will go to hell. With the internet, they can hope that they can go to hell in a modern way, but without the internet they can be sure that their fate will be worse than Mussolini’s fate and Gaddafi’s fate. The classic revolution doesn’t need the internet or any modern technology. But just look at the hypocrite west and how the hypocrite bastards have closed their eyes. The hypocrite west sells the censorship tools and the suppression tools to the Mullahs and closes its dirty eyes to disconnecting the internet in Iran. It’s a great tragedy. In fact, the main enemy of the internet in Iran is not the Mullahs, it’s the west and “Western Hypocrisy”. The world and public opinion should know more about the western hypocrisy and how the west betrays Iranians. Since when the Mullahs clearly declared that they want to disconnect the internet in Iran, and when the internet speed became very slow, the western mass media and the whole world have closed their dirty eyes and their dirty mouth and say nothing about this great tragedy. We and many other Iranians inside Iran wrote about this great tragedy and asked the world to do something about it. But nothing happened. It’s really disappointing. Unfortunately, the Iranian inside Iran are not just victim of the Mullahs, but they are victim of the hypocrite west, too. Here, when I say ‘the west’ or ‘the hypocrite west’, I mean the bad guys in the west, not the good guys or the good things there. It’s so obvious that we and most of Iranians inside Iran are very angry at the hypocrite west and what they did in 2011 and 2009. If you put yourself in the place of Iranians inside Iran, you can understand our anger. If you are a new reader or a typical ignorant westerner who thinks the Mullahs and the west are enemy of each other, you should check our archive and read our pervious articles. Otherwise, you can’t understand the true meaning of what you read here. Please check our archive, before asking any stupid question or before any judgment about what you read here. What you read is just a logical result of what happened in 2011 and 2009. Unfortunately, the west betrayed Iranians in 2009 and aided the Mullahs in suppressing Iranians. The hypocrite west sells the censorship tools and the surveillance tools to the Mullahs. It’s very tragic. The Mullahs want to disconnect the internet in Iran (with the help of the west), but the western mass media say nothing about it. Do you know what it means? If you are not stupid, you know what it means. What happened in 2009 and 2011 (you can find many articles about this matter in our archive) can show us that the west still thinks we live in the 19th or 18th century, in the dark ages of Slavery and Colonialism. But public opinion and the good guys are very powerful now. If all good guys ask change, it certainly would happen. And that’s why the bad guys try to use “Divide and Conquer” tactics, and their mass media try to brainwash the people. But if the good guys remain inactive and indifferent, the bad guys can take the world back to the dark ages of of war and hatred. Unfortunately, many good guys have closed their eyes and their mouth now, while the bad guys are very active. These tragic conditions are like the plague of 1930s. In the 20th century, the west created two world wars that killed about 80 million and had more than 200 million victims. The west has already shown how savage and how stupid it could be. Unfortunately, 2010s has many similarities with 1930s. The number of the idiots in the west is not small, and it’s so dangerous. The bad guys try to discourage the good guys. They want to disappoint us. They can brainwash the idiots. And the best case for them is when the good guys are inactive or indifferent. If you live in the west, you should know when you are indifferent, you repeat history and betray yourself. The Iranians inside Iran don’t expect you to help them. Just do something for yourselves. In these days, the Iranians inside Iran say to the west: “Maa raa beh Kheireh tu Omidi Nist, Shar Maresan” (We don’t expect you to help us, just stop hurting us). It’s clearly show that they are disappointed at the west. In 2009, many Iranians asked the west to help them, but the west refused to help Iranians. It was a great shock for the majority of Iranians, who were young and thought the west is their friend, and the west supports the freedom and democracy in Iran. Now, they are angry and just say: “Stop hurting us; Stop betraying us; Stop aiding our Killers; Stop being hypocrite bastard; Stop being our enemy“. It’s very tragic. The wise guys know what it means, and what will happen if the world and the west remain indifferent and repeat their great stupid mistakes again. But if all good guys help each other, “change” and “better world” will not remain a dream.

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Unfortunately, the good guys are silent, inactive, or indifferent. I don’t know who you are. You, the reader, can be a good guy or a bad guy. In this website, we write only for the good guys in all around the world. We don’t write for the bad guys, but they read here, too. If you are one of the bad guys in the west, you should know that today is not like the Colonialism Age, and today’s Iranians are not like their stupid parents in the 1970s or 1950s, or their stupid ancestors in the Colonialism Age. This time, they can teach you a lesson that you will never forget it. But the corps of the good guys should not remain inactive and indifferent. The bad guys are very active. In the dark ages of hatred and war, the whole world, not just some nations, will be victim. It’s like the story of the Plague. We and the majority of Iranians inside Iran are not disappointed at the good guys in all around the world. We are just totally disappointed at the west, and also the Iranian expats, who are worthless pieces of shit. The Iranian expats are worse than the Mullahs. What they did in 2009 and in 2011, clearly proved that they are the dumbest jerks of the world. Iranians inside Iran did a great historic job in 2009, and in about 9 months tens of thousands of them were killed, arrested, and tortured by the savage Mullahs. But the Iranian expats betrayed them. You don’t need the long list of their betrayals to know the truth, just ask yourself what these stupid bastards have done about the tragedy of the internet in Iran, in the past months? We have already written about this matter. The Iranian expats not only did nothing, but as Masoud Behnoud -the head of Iranian Journalist Mafia and a member of Mullah Mafia in London- clearly confessed, they are happy. The worthless pieces of shit are happy that the Mullahs want to disconnect the internet in Iran. The Rajavist, the Monarchist, the Pahlavists, the Islamist-Reformist, and all Iranian baboons are happy that the voices of Iranians inside Iran will not be heard. But the west support them financially and politically. As we said before, it’s “a Dangerous Plot against Iran and Future of Iran”. Of course, with or without the internet, the Iranian baboons will go to hell like the Mullahs. But the world should know that the Iranian exapts are enemy of Iranians inside Iran. Some of these stupid bastards, the Rajavists, helped Saddam during the Iran-Iraq war. The Mullahs, the Rajavists, the Pahlavists, and all the worthless pieces of shit are exactly like each other. They betray everything and everyone, only for the power or the money. Most of the 4 million Iranians that live in the west are worthless pieces of shit. The number of wise or normal Iranian expats are very very small, and if you, the reader, are one of them, you should know that if you remained inactive and indifferent, you have not any difference with the worthless pieces of shit. The world and public opinion in all around the world should know that Iranians inside Iran hate most of Iranian expats. The world and public opinion should know how the west supports the Iranian baboons and the worthless pieces of shit financially and politically. The world and public opinion should know how the west and the western mass media have closed their dirty eyes to the tragedy of the internet and disconnecting the internet in Iran. All good guys in all around the world should talk and write about this matter. If you are one of the good guys, please write or talk about this great tragedy. There is no need to spend money, or do any other action. Just write about it and talk about it. Lets the world knows the Western Hypocrisy. Let’s the world knows how hypocrite the west is. Let’s the world knows the long list of the western paradox, that just two items of them are: (1)When the Mullahs were butchering Iranians in 2009, the west sold tools of surveillance and tools of censorship to the Mullahs and aided them in killing Iranians (2)Tens of thousands of Mullahs, Mullah mercenaries, and Mullah embezzlers live in the west and invest the embezzled money there. Let’s the world knows how the west betrays Iranians and how their stupid sanctions only hurt the ordinary Iranians, not the Mullahs. Let’s the world knows that the West and the Mullahs want to destroy Iran with the help of each other. Do you know why Iranians say: “The west doesn’t want to topple the Mullahs. They just want to destroy Iran. They don’t care about the freedom, democracy and human rights in Iran. If they had cared about these matters or had wanted to topple the Mullah regime, they would have helped Iranians and their anti-Mullah movement in 2009“, please think about it, and talk about it. It’s a very very tragic fact. The stupid bastards don’t know that Iran’s main resource is not the oil, but it’s human resources, and nothing can destroy it. Unfortunately, our today conditions are like the last years of the Slavery Age. The stupid greedy slaveholders were so stupid and could not understand that a world without slavery is not only inevitable, but it’s a better world for all people, including themselves. They stupidly and desperately tried to prevent the inevitable change. They were on the wrong side of history, as the west is now. Let’s public opinion know how the west sells the censorship tools and the surveillance tools to the Mullahs and aids them in disconnecting the internet in Iran. Lets the world knows how the west and the western mass media have closed their eyes to disconnecting the internet in Iran. If public opinion know these things and the western hypocrisy, the bad guys can’t succeed in their evil plans. If you are a good guy in the west and all around the world, please don’t remain silent. Otherwise, you can’t call yourself good guy.


Happy New Year, smoky version

January 2, 2012

It’s the first days of 2012. The Valiasr street is grey and black. It’s not a literal interpretation or any other literal bullshit, it’s really grey and black. The smoke and the smoky weather are killing Kia, and he really feels that his head has been fixed in front of a huge exhaust pipe. And it’s not a literal interpretation, too. Kia really feels the taste and smell of the black smoke and the smoky air. In fact, what you read here is not a literal short story, it’s just a shitty smoky short story about a smoky shitty day in Tehran. I’m sorry that this imaginary story is a little black or smoky; it’s just like the current days here, in Iran. But you know, no one even apologizes to us for this smoky hell. The creator of this smoky hell (Mullahs, Iranian baboons, and western politicians) are the most shameless people in our planet. “When you live here, you live in the true dark world, not in the imaginary dark world of the artists or the writers”, Kia tells himself. He is trying to take a walk in the beautiful street of Valiasr, that part of it is like the streets of New York and part of it is like the streets of Paris, but now it just seems like a shitty street that is full of the black smoke. Kia wants to go to an “Artists Gathering” in Tehran. When Kia reaches the building, he just feels the smoke and the headache, and can not see Mina. But Mina sees him and says hi. She is a happy girl who is always happy, even in the smoky weather. “How are doing Kia? Happy new year, boy. Have you heard that 2012 is the end of the world?”, Mina says. “Hi, what are you doing here in this shitty smoky weather? but it’s really good that you are here, otherwise I would have a two hour headache with these stupid Khayemals (ass-kissers) here”, Kia says. Mina: “Last night we had a party, and one of my friends said about today’s gathering. I thought I can see you and others here. Have you heard that 2012 is the end of the world? It’s said that the Mullahs and Obama would create the end of the world”. Kia: “Why you never ask others to join you in the parties?” Mina: “I asked you once, but you said ‘I don’t like these stupid parties”, have you forgotten that?” Kia: “Yah, Yah. I’m stupid. But I really can’t understand how you can be happy here, even in this shitty weather, when everything is grey and black; when almost everything is shitty and smoky” Mina: “I don’t know. Maybe because I forget everything. Just closed your eyes and live your life. Just enjoy your life. Have you heard that 2012 is the end of the world?” Kia: “Why you repeat this stupid question. It’s what the idiots say about 2012. Forget it, and just live your life. I don’t know why you can forget everything, but not the stupidest things of this shitty world. Mina, do you know that you have the best job of the world? ‘A rich father is the best job of the world’, some of these idiots, the thinkers, once said. It’s a clean job, not as dirty as the embezzlement and the kissing ass. The idiot father does these dirty jobs. You can be happy and enjoy this shitty life”. Mina: “Do you think it’s a bad thing that I’m happy and I don’t want to kill myself?” Kia: “No, No. When I say that?” Mina: “OK, what are you doing here? You hate most of these guys”. “Because I don’t have the best job of the world. It’s the shortest possible answer. The money is the problem that you don’t understand it, and I don’t care about it. But it makes you happy, while it screws me. Sometimes I’m forced to do something about it. Here, there is a chance for the money and other stuff” Mina: “So, lets go inside”

Kia: “Most of people in the gathering are those who kiss the Mullahs’ ass for earning money. These Khayemals (ass-kissers) work for the Mullah state TV, and other Mullah organizations, but they look like the ordinary people, not the Mullahs and the Islamists. They believe they just get their own share of the oil money by kissing the ass. They are like the artists or the intellects in New York, Paris, or London, but most of them are Khayemal” Mina: “Yah, but do you think I can say a happy new year to these guys? It’s a good idea or not?” Kia: “They are hypocrite idiots. They are not religious people, but they are Khayemal, and here they prefer to talk about Islam and Muslims, but outside of here, they flirt with girls, do drugs, and sleep with the Islamist prostitutes or the naive girls”. Mina: “Oh, look at that famous filmmaker and the TV host. He tries to kiss the hands of a Mullah. It’s so disgusting.” Kia: “This stupid bastard is a great Khayemal like the rest of them. I think this gathering would be a great headache for me” Mina: “Oh, it’s Farid. He is coming here. Hi, Farid” Kia: “Oh, and this is Mr. great Khayemal, hi Bahman”. Bahman: “hi, Mina. Kia can you watch your mouth here, specially in front of a lady” Kia: “Don’t worry about the lady. You should only try to kiss the Mullahs’ ass” Farid: “Hi you guys. What are you doing here? I don’t expect to see you here”. Mina: “I come here to see you and Kia and others.” Kia: “Hi, Farid. I’m here for solving the greatest problem of all times: the money” Farid: “Should we talk about this matter now or what?” Kia: “No, not now”. Farid: “OK, now I prefer to show here to Mina. Do you want to come with us?” Kia :”Ah…” Mina: “Kia, if you don’t want to come with us, just stay here until I come back” Kia: “OK. I wait here. But please not be late. If the headache kills me, I leave here and go home.” Farid: “If you can wait one hour, I can talk to some guys about you, and then we can talk about the money and other stuff”. When Mina and Farid leave Kia, he is forced to talk to Bahman, an old friend. He is interested in talking about 2012 and the end of the world. Bahman: “I think the world should end in 2012. It can solve all problems. It’s the real solution.” Kia: “Solution? Are you nuts? Why do you care about the shamans and the prophecy and other bullshits and think it can solve the problems?” Bahman: “As you know, the humans and the world have many problems. But the humans can’t solve these horrible problems. They are greedy and stupid. The humans should pay the price of their greed and stupidity.” Kia: “Do you think all the greedy idiots should die?” Bahman:” Yah, all humans, all greedy idiots, should die” Kia: “Are you a Nazi or Fascist or something like this? Hitler said these bullshits, man” Bahman: “Hitler was a great man. He knew the real problems and wanted to solve all problems” Kia: “By mass murder? You know what, 2010s is like 1930s, and you Bahman can be a new Hitler, think about it” Bahman: “many people in the US and Europe want to solve the today’s problems like what the Nazis and Fascists did in 1930s. I’m just one of them”. Kia: “Yah, but are you happy that you are one of these idiots?” Bahman: “They are not idiot. They live in the west and are very modern. They are more modern than us here.” Kia: “Oh, no. You only should kiss the Mullahs’ ass. Forget the west’s ass.” Bahman: “You don’t know the rules of the game, and also the real solutions of the real problems” Kia: “When we were young, I told you that you could cure yourself and your diseases. But now only God and his miracles can save you. Oh, Instead of these bullshits, lets take a walk and see others”.

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When Farid comes back, Mina is not with him. Kia: “Where is Mina?” Farid: “She found some of her friends, but she asked me to tell you that you should wait for her. Are you alone?” Kia: “She enjoys her life, and who can blame her. I left others. I wanted to leave here, too. It was a great headache” Farid: “I talked to some guys, but you know …” Kia: “Yah, the old problem” Farid: “Yah, they only work with Khayemals, and as you can see, here is full of Khayemals. Those who believe the key to success is ‘kissing ass'” Kia: “Yah, I’m totally disappointed, too” Farid: “But if you want, I can arrange a meeting with some of those high rank guys. They have the power and the money, but they have their own rules and their own games” Kia: “Forget it. They can go to hell and f-u-c-k themselves. Just look at the corps of the Khayemals, it’s so disgusting”. Farid: “So, what do you want to do? The money is a very important issue. What’s your plan?” Kia: “I don’t know. Maybe, I should use the plan B and the plan C” Farid: “What is this plan B or C” Kia: “Plan B is what I should think about it, and Plan C is very simple: ‘lets get rid of this shitty world and this shitty life for ever'” Farid: “We can work on the Plan B. Have you heard about what the stupid Obama and other idiots have imposed on the people? what will happen in 2012?” Kia: “Obama is a jerk. It’s so obvious that they just want to destroy here more, and make their companies and also the Arabs happy. They don’t want to help Iranians or solve the problems. These bastards still live in the Slavery Age and the Colonialism Age. Recently, they have sold about 20 billion dollar weapons to the Arabs. Who is better than the Mullahs for them? Their companies sell their weapons, and the Arabs are happy too, because the Mullahs destroy Iran. Who knew Dubai in 1970s? A shitty desert that became something just because of the Mullahs” Farid: “Will Obama be elected again?” Kia: “Who cares? It’s not important. There is no alternative in the US. The intellectuals have slept there. Such a nightmare, some are Chomsky’s fans and some are religious fanatics. Many live like sheep. They know nothing about the roots of their problems, as they know nothing about what Obama did in 2009 and how he betrayed the great anti-Mullah movement.” Farid: “Obama is a jerk. But I think many Americans know him now. I hope they know what Obama did with Iran and Iranians in 2009” Kia: “The idiots in the outside world are like the idiots here. You can be sure that they know nothing about Obama’s strategic mistakes, or how he betrayed Iranians in 2009” Farid: “But they can find many things about this issue in the internet” Kia: “No, you can’t find many things. The mass media and the main websites censor almost every serious thing. They brainwash the idiots” Farid: “But some ask me: ‘why Iranians repeat that Obama and the west betrayed them. We know it. You should not repeat this over and over’ What it means?” Kia: “Being idiot is a big problem, but the bigger problem is that they don’t know that they are idiot. Many know nothing about what happened in 2009 and who betrayed who, and what was the main problem. But unfortunately they don’t want to know the truth. When you talk about this matter, you think “Yasin tu Gooshe Khar Mikhuni” that means they don’t understand what you say, but they just pretend that they understand you.” Farid: “Yah, some idiots in the west tell me over and over: ‘Iranians are Islamist. They love the Mullahs. The 2009 movement was an Islamist movement. Obama and others helped Iranians a lot, and so on’ I really don’t know why they are so stupid and so ignorant” Kia: “The stupidity and the idiots are global problems. The mass media and the fake intellectuals abuse this weak points, and brainwash the idiots. And when the world has many idiots, nothing will change. There is no hope.” Farid: “Recently, some just ask me to not speak about the problems. They say it’s boring or it’s absurd. They say we should stop talking about the issues. But why? We should stop talking about the main problems, when many have not understood them yet? It’s so stupid” Kia: “Yah, many pretend they know the main problems, while they themselves are part of the main problems. They are idiot and ignorant, and live like sheep. They themselves are part of the problem. Of course, you can help the ordinary people, but not the charlatan and those who only pretend that they care about the truth.”

Mina: “Hi you guys? what are talking about?” Kia: “Hi, we talk nonsense (Kos-Sher Migim) and busy ourselves with it. What did you do?” Farid: “Yah, we talked about this shitty world and other shitty things, what did you do?” Mina: “I talked nonsense, too; with some stupid guys here and there”. Farid: “Wow, when I say to you that you should not hang out with Kia, you say why. Just look at your words Mina. Sooner or later you want to kill yourself, too” Mina: “I want to kill myself right now. I know that I’m idiot, but I’m not an idiot like these Khayemals and these disgusting creatures here” Kia: “Apparently, what Farid says is true. You should just go to the party, and enjoy your life. We, not you, should talk about the annoying shitty things and f-u-c-k ourselves and our life with it. You must go and enjoy your life; Forget other things” Mina: “Are you kidding? I know I’m idiot, but I’m not like these idiots” Farid: “Yah, you are a lovely genius idiot” Kia: “We all are idiot. Some are genius idiot, some are lovely idiot, and some are bitter stupid idiot like me. It’s the jungle of idiots”. Mina: “Their internet connection here is broken. I have the same problem in home. Do you have the same problem?” Farid: “Yah, the Mullahs badly have f-u-c-k-ed up the internet. I even can’t check my emails” Kia: “F-u-c-k you Obama. Their western companies sell the censorship and surveillance tools to the Mullahs, and Obama makes love with the Mullah TV and the Mullah embezzlers in Washington, but now they talk nonsense about the war or the sanctions. Motherf-u-c-k-er bastard, Obama.” Farid: “The world and the media do nothing. Why they censor our news and say nothing and do nothing?” Kia: “When they sell the Mullahs the censorship tools and the surveillance tools, what do you expect from them? The western mass media are like the Iranian baboons’ media, They are so hypocrite, so liar, and so unreliable. But I don’t know why the good guys or the wise people in the west say nothing and do nothing. It’s really horrible.” Mina: “Maybe, they know nothing about our problems here”. Farid: “And maybe they don’t care about us. Many don’t want to know the truth, including our problems here. Many are idiots and don’t want to accept the truth”. Mina: “Why they don’t want to accept the truth?” Farid: “maybe because the truth is scary. Do you remember the Matrix movie? Those who are brainwashed don’t want to accept the truth”. Kia: “Some are ignorant; some feel guilty; many are brainwashed. But I really don’t know why the wise guys, the wise good guys, are silent and do nothing. The good guys are inactive or indifferent, but the bad guys are very active. It’s really horrible.” Farid: “Yah, It’s a great tragedy”. Mina: “What did you do about selling your works, Kia? Did you succeed in earning some money?” Kia: “The Khayemals only work with the Khayemals, and the money is in Khayemali (Kissing Ass). It’s the only successful business in Iran. ‘Kiss the Mullahs’ ass and Become Millionaire’, it’s the motto of this gathering”. Mina: “What do you want to do now?” Kia: “Nothing, as usual. You forget everything and have a happy life, but me forget only the money, and have a shitty life. I don’t know why some idiots like me can’t forget everything and can’t have a shitty happy life. I can earn good money, if I can forget everything, But I can’t. I’m really stupid.” Farid: “When you know more, you have more pain.” Mina: “That’s why it’s said that the crazy nuts are the happiest people”. Kia: “Oh, no. Lets’ forget it. Let’s be crazy nuts. Let’s enjoy this shitty smoky weather. Let’s say happy new year to each other and wish ourselves a happy year. Otherwise, we all should go and kill ourselves”