Black Humor: Only in Lebanon

July 17, 2011

The story of Lebanon and Hezbollah is really a comic-tragic story. In 21st century, Lebanon is “Iran in 1970s”.


Some say: “The war has changed everything. The war’s heroes were the fanatics. And the war was part of the daily life”.


After and during war, the Lebanese girls and women became dumb. Now many of them are the stupid fans of Hezbollah, i.e. the Lebanese version of Khamenei’s dogs/thugs. Only in Lebanon, you can see this kind of stupid girls.


These stupid Lebanese girls are fans of Hassan Nasrollah !!, who is Khamenei’s puppet and the Lebanese version of Khomeini or Khamenei. The savage Nasrollah who kiss Khamenei’s hand and Khamenei’s ass, laughs at the stupid Lebanese who are blind and can not see our situation in Iran.


Only in Lebanon the stupid Lebanese girls, who are free, are the fans of their repressors ! They are so stupid and can not see the future; when Nasrollah would become their official king/leader, and their children would ask them: “Hey stupid parents, were you blind? why did not you learn from Iran? Why were you so stupid?”


Only in Lebanon, the free people need to be f-u-c-k-ed and s-o-d-o-m-i-zed by the Islamists, like Iranians in 1970! It’s so tragic but only when the long batons of the Islamists tear up the Lebanese ass, they would wake up! Almost all Arabs are stupid fans of the Islamist, but only in Lebanon, in 21st century and in the age of Internet, the free people are more stupid than Iranians in 1970s !

Summer, Travel, and Mullah Beaches

July 16, 2011

The summer is the season for travel, especially travel to the beach. But our story in Iran is a little different. As we said before, Shomal, i.e. the North of Iran and the south beach of Caspian Sea, is the green part of Iran. But unfortunately the story of Caspian sea’s beaches (or Persian Gulf’s, etc) is very tragic. In the past decade, the Sepah and Basij, and other private and public plunderers, have taken control of all beaches, and now we dont have any free, public and clean beach in Shomal. The Iranian beaches are Islamic beaches, and the Mullahs and their moral police don’t allow the women to swim in the sea, or to wear swimsuit in the beach. The women must have Hijab in the sea and the beach.


When the Iranian youths take a look at the pictures of the Iranian beaches in the Pahlavi’s era , they say: “The older generations of Iranians, i.e. our parents, were really stupid and jerk. At least they were free in the streets, the beaches, the clubs, etc but we have not any kind of freedom. Not only we don’t have any political or social freedom, but we don’t have any personal freedom. And the main responsible for this terrible situation is the older generations of Iranians, who are really stupid.” And when you take a look at the Iranian beaches in the Mullah regime, you can understand them and their anger.


The stupid Islamic restrictions, and the dreadful environmental pollution in the Persian Gulf and Caspian Sea, force the Iranians to travel abroad. The dreadful economic conditions in Iran, is another of main reasons for traveling abroad. It’s really ridiculous that in Iran the domestic travels are more expensive than the foreign travels !! In the recent years, the Iranians say: “since we have not eaten “Maghze Khar” (Donkey’s brain), i.e. we are not stupid, we prefer to travel abroad. It’s cheaper, without any stupid Islamic restriction, and without any moral police, etc.” The foreign travels have become more popular among Iranians, but because of the difficulty in getting visa, the popular and feasible destinations for Iranians are Turkey, Dubai, India, Malaysia, etc that need no visa or Iranians could get their visa without serious problem (It’s really ridiculous that only the Mullahs and their families and friends can go to the Spanish, Italian, or French beaches! )


The funny Iranians say: “The people that go to Shomal or Kish for enjoying the beach, are dumb. But the foreign tourists that go to Shomal or Kish for enjoying the beaches, are dumber !” In the summer, temperatures in Shomal reaches to 40 C (110F) !!. In addition, Shomal is extremely humid. And temperatures in the south of the Iran and Persian Gulf’s beaches reaches to 50 C (130 F) !! and when you add the hot and sultry weather to the Mullahs and their moral police, it’s really horrible. So, only the idiots travel to the Persian Gulf or Caspian Sea in the summer ! In fact, the worst season for traveling to Iran, is the summer ! The Europeans love the summer, its sun, its hot weather, etc but the majority of Iranians hate the summer’s sun . The summer and its hot weather in Tehran is really horrible. Tehran is not humid in summer, but its temperatures reaches to 45 C (120 F), and as Iranians say: “Your balls boil in this hot weather“. But the women must wear Hijab in this hot weather !!


In the hot and sultry weather of Iranian beaches, the women must wear Hijab. It’s really horrible. Of course many Iranian women try to fight against the Mullahs and their stupid laws and that’s why the Iranian summer is the high season for fight, not flight ! But despite the hot weather and the Mullah laws, many Iranians travel to Shomal, not for enjoying its beaches, but for enjoying its green jungles, its green mountains, its natural beauty, etc. But as we said before, the Mullahs have destroyed Shomal and its natural resources, and the sensitive Iranians, who care about the environment, can not bear to go to Shomal in the recent years. Unfortunately, the conditions of the Persian Gulf’s beaches are like the Caspian Sea’s, or even worse. As we said before, the Red Tide Crisis in Persian Gulf, the story of the raw sewage that is dumped into the sea, and the dreadful oil pollution, etc have destroyed the Persian Gulf. And all fishes and see creatures of Persian Gulf have a taste and strong smell of oil ! . The sensitive Iranians say: “Traveling Iran, in the Mullah’s era, is equal to headache”.


Iran and Shomal have many natural beauties, and the tourists love it. But the summer, i.e. between June and September, is the worst season for traveling to Shomal and many parts of Iran. The best season, is from (late) September to December, and from March to June. In Iran, the northwest areas, including Ardebil, and some areas in Zagros and Alborz mountains, are the best place in the summer. Temperatures in these areas are about 30C (85 F), without humidity. But the Iranian beaches in the Mullah regime, are a hell on earth! So, forget the Iranian beaches and the Iranian summer. As the funny Iranians say: “(because of bad weather plus bad Hejab) the Iranian summer is : when your balls boil, while your dick stick; when your head stick, while your body stink; when your scarf is loosened, while the Mullahs’ jaw is tightened; when your manteau is short, while the Mullah’s baton is long; when your shirt, skirt, sleeve, etc are short, while the Mullahs’ beard, the Mullahs’ claw, and the Mullahs’ snout are long

Robert Fisk and The Mullahs

July 16, 2011

In the recent weeks, Robert Fisk, a famous British journalist, and the Independent’s reporter, was in Tehran. Some know him as an independent and free journalists, but his reports from Tehran showed us the depth of his stupidity and charlatanism. In one of his dreadful reports, on June 27, 2011, Fisk said : “Mr. shit may be forced to resign in the coming weeks as a political crisis far greater than the massive street violence in 2009 [!!!] threatens to overwhelm him and his court favourites in the government”. He added: “Some compare AN’s predicament to that of Ayatollah Montazeri [!!] , the man Khomeini chose as his successor as Supreme Leader – and then abruptly dismissed when Montazeri’s son-in-law was seen to have too much power over him [!!]”. The stupid reporter. Such a big lie. All Iranians know that only the stupid Robert Fisk think in this stupid way ! The story of AN is like Banisadr’s story, not Montazeri’s. The Montazeri’s story is totally different. The stupid Fisk added: “”But Mr. shit maintained his popular support [!!!] by touring hundreds of villages, small towns and cities, from Isfahan and Mashad to Tabriz, in order to create the profile of a “people’s representative” [!!!] rather than that of a distant father-figure. “It was like a US president heading off to town hall meetings in New Hampshire every week [!!!!] ,” one of his supporters told me”[!]” The shameless British bastard. The stupid Fisk pretends ignorance. He knows the truth; He knows how much Iranians hate AN (Mr. shit) and Khamenei. But as Iranians say: “Zendegi Kharj Dare !” [The life needs money; You need to accept the bribe]” . The shameless stupid Fisk added: “Another of the president’s supporters said: “I voted for AN because he stood up for the underclass [!!!] unlike Moussavi’s comrade Mohamed Khatemi who always seemed to be drinking English tea with Jack Straw [!!!] ” The stupid Fish, the British bastard, think that others are as stupid as him and his British friends. The majority of Iranians know that who is the British puppet in Iran, and who drinks English tea with English bastards. Iranians know about the love story of the Mullahs and the BBC. The majority of Iranians know about the love story of Khamenei and the UK; The story of Larijani family – a pro-UK family – and Larijani brothers . The stupid Fisk and other British bastards in the British mass media try to deceive non-Iranians and distort the facts. Some say: “If this sort of journalism and the stupid Robert Fisk, are the symbol of “Free Journalism” or “Western Journalism”, then we certainly would shit on this stupid charlatanism that is called “Journalism”. It shows how pitiful most modern journalism is.”

Noam Chomsky’s True Color

July 15, 2011

In the recent days, The stupid Noam Chomsky tried to criticize his beloved tyrant ‘Hugo Chavez’ , but now he denies his criticism. As we said before, the stupid Guardian said: Noam Chomsky criticizes old friend Hugo Chavez for assault on democracy. But some wise people said: Reading the whole transcript, wed say Chomskys position is much more nuanced than denounces old friend implies . Now the stupid Noam Chomsky confesses, and reveals his true color. In a new interview with a stupid left, Noam Chomsky says: “The Guardian/Observer version [of my interview about Chavez], as I anticipated, is quite deceptive … Q: Do you think Venezuela is less democratic a society today than when Chavez was first elected in 1998? The impression given by the Carroll article is that you believe that the concentration of executive power that has taken place under Chavez has made it less democratic than 13 years ago. CHOMSKY: I dont think so, and never suggested it [!!!]… Q: The way she was treated convinced you of [Venezuelan Judge] Afiuni’s innocence? Chomsky: The letter says nothing about guilt or innocence [!!!] [stupid liars]. It does not address that issue [!!]. Personally, I consider the charges rather weak, but neither I nor the Carr Center are able to evaluate the evidence [!!!]…. It says she has suffered enough violence and humiliation and should receive clemency [!!!]… I should add that criticism made by the US is absurd [!!!]. At this point, for example, Bradley Manning, who has not been convicted, is imprisoned for almost a year, mostly in solitary confinement, which amounts to torture … I know about the president’s health and hope for his full and speedy recovery [!] … In 2009, I spent a couple of hours with him … It was very interesting and informative [!!] … Q: As a defender of Chavez and other leftist governments in Latin America, do situations like this let you down? Chomsky: To say that I am an defender of them is somewhat misleading [!!!]. I am a defender of Latin American independence [!!], [and an enemy of their freedom and democracy] … For the first time in 500 years there have been movements in Latin America [blah blah] …I think that’s very good, and I certainly defend that [!!!]. I think the developments in South America in the last decade are probably the most exciting in the world [!!!!] … Q: In Venezuela, your expectations have been disappointed? Chomsky: I have no particular expectations [!]. I follow with interest what happens [!!] ..I hope they show mercy in the case of the judge [!!!] [who needs Chavez’s mercy and Chomsky’s sympathy?!!] … Was the U.S. was a fascist dictatorship under Franklin Delano Roosevelt? [!!!] He served four terms. Term limits can be debated to be good or bad [!!!], but there are no strong arguments [!!!] ” The stupid bastard, who call you intellectual?


Noam Chomsky is a stupid defender of tyranny and dictatorship. Public opinion should ask him to go and live in Venezuela or Iran. He loves Chavez, Khamenei and their regime, Ok, but why he lives in the US ? Why he lives there and talks nonsense about the f-u-c-k-i-ng situations in Venezuela or Iran? Chomsky should be forced to live in Venezuela or Iran, and then maybe he would be able to understand the real meaning of his bullshits. He behaves and lies like the politicians. Who calls this stupid bastard, Noam Chomsky, an intellectual ? He is a stupid Marxist, and his stupid fans are among the most stupid people in the world. They should be forced to live in Iran or Venezuela. Living in Iran or Venezuela would cure them of their dreadful delusions. It’s so obvious that the US has many serious problems and the American democracy has many serious illnesses and needs serious improvements, but compared to Iran or Venezuela, the US is Paradise. The bastard Chomsky pretends ignorance of the Roosevelt’s case and stupidly compares it with Chavez’s case [1]. And about the Bradley Manning’s case he behaves like Khamenei. Manning’s case is so embarrassing, but we should not forget that Manning was a military man and his case is a military case, not a civil case. Do you know what happens to some one like Manning in Iran or Venezuela ? [2]. All reports about the dreadful conditions of the Mullah’s prison, is about the civil prisons, not the military prisons. In Iran, the military prisoners have not any right, and even the western media don’t speak about them. Using the Manning’s case for justifying the brutality of Chavez or Khamenei is charlatanism . Compared to Iran’s judiciary system or Venezuela’s judiciary system, the U.S. military courts are free, and the U.S. civil courts are Paradise. Noam Chomsky and his fans don’t deserve to live in the US. They should be forced to live in Venezuela or Iran. You should not forget that If the U.S. conditions were like Venezuela’s or Iran’s, Chomsky would be jailed, exiled, or executed. He lives in the US without any serious problem. He can publish his stupid books, can give stupid interviews, can talk nonsense, etc but Iranians should dice with death to write or talk about everything. Many Iranians, including us, ask: “Why he should be free, but we have not any kind of freedom? Why he can freely bullshit us, but we should dice with death to write about his bullshits?” And the Iranian intellects say: “The World has many dreadful problems, but do you know why? It’s not because of its hypocrite politicians, i.e. some one like Obama, Bush, Blair, Sarkozy, Cameron, etc. It’s a common mistake. The World has many dreadful problems because its intellectuals are some one like Noam Chomsky. He and his stupid fans are the fake intellects and the real enemy of Freedom. These psychotic people who think that Chavez, Khamenei, Gaddafi, Assad, etc are hero, because they are the enemy of the US, are like the ultra-stupid lefts in 1930s and later decades, who defended Stalin, Hitler, Nazism, Fascism, and Stalinism against the American Imperialism.” Shame on them all.

[1]The bastard Chomsky doesn’t say anything about the Chavez’s military coup in 1992, and the fact that Chavez is a military man like Mubarak, who wants to be a dictator and a lifelong president/leader like Mubarak, Assad, Bin Ali, Gaddafi, Khamenei, etc . Chomsky pretends ignorance of Roosevelt’s case. Roosevelt was a historical exception in the US history. Roosevelt was elected in a free election, in World War II’s era, and before and after him no American president has had more than 2 terms. But for avoiding any possible problem, after the war the U.S. Constitution changed and the 22nd Constitutional Amendment said: “No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice“. In fact, in more than two centuries, members of Congress have proposed thousands of amendments, and 27 have made it all the way to ratification. It’s like a dream for Iranians. The first 12, including the Bill of Rights, were in place by 1804. After the civil war, the 13th, 14th, and 15th amendments ratified. The 13th abolished slavery. The 15th gave blacks the right to vote, though it was not widely enforced until the 1960s. The 14th Amendment has often been called a second constitutional revolution because it shifted power from the states to the federal government. Several later amendments dealt with the right to vote. The 19th Amendment said: “Women have the right to vote”. Some amendments were really interesting. The 18th Amendment in 1919, was the ban on alcohol known as Prohibition. But in 1933, the 21st Amendment repealed it. It’s the real meaning of “correcting mistakes in a democratic way”. It’s like a dream for Iranians and many other nations.

[2] As we said before, The condition of Bradley Manning in the military jail is like our condition in Iran. The inhumane conditions of Bradley Mannings detention is so embarrassing and ridiculous . But comparing a civil case with a military case for justifying the Chavez’s tyranny is charlatanism. The Iranian version of Bradley Manning’s case is the 1988 massacre in the Mullah’s prisons . Of course many of the Iranian prisoners were not like Bradley Manning. They were not military men, and their crime was distributing pamphlet or being member of the atheist group. Noam Chomsky insults Manning by using his case for justifying the tyranny. Does Manning defend a tyrant like Chavez? Noam Chomsky shows that he is a real bastard, a real charlatan.

Iranian Film Stars, Actors

July 15, 2011

The outside world knows nothing about Iranian actors and actresses. Iran is isolated by the Mullahs and their Western supporters, and is not part of the International community. It has caused a lot problems for all Iranians, including Iranian actors. As we said before, the Iranian female film stars and all Iranian actors had their own weak and strong points. They could be global film stars if the Mullah regime is toppled, but the number of Iranian celebrities who are not Khayemal (ass-licker) are really small, and the majority of this tiny minority are women. Now lets take a quick look at the most famous Iranian actors.

Reza Golzar

Reza Golzar, is the star of 2000s. His fans think that he is a super star. Golzar is not a very bad actor, but his films, like almost all Iranian films in the recent years, are really cheap and nasty. Of course, he and Mahnaz Afshar have some movies with each other that are not as dreadful as other Iranian movies.


Bahram Radan

His fans think that he is “Iranian Leo Dicaprio” !! He and Mahnaz Afshar began their works at the same time and by a very cheap film. But after that Radan tried to learn something. He wanted to become a real actor, but he was not very successful, although he has some movies that are a bit better than his first shitty films.


Actors like Parviz Parastouie, Reza Kianan, Akbar Abdi, Ezzat Entezami, Farhad Aslani, Reza Attaran, Hamid Farokhnejad, Amin Hayaei (8 below pictures), Mehdi Hashemi, etc are good actors but the majority of them are Khayemal (ass-licker). Some of them, like Akbar Abdi and Amin Hayaei, are very stupid and Khayemal, and some of them like Kianian and Entezami are Khayemal, but less than others. And some of them are like Attaran, who was arrested in July 2009, in front of Ghoba Square. He was one of the Iranian protesters in that day.


While many American actors are civil activist or political activist, the Iranian actors are very conservative. In fact, the majority of them are really stupid and uneducated, and others prefer to be silent and are frightened of being arrested. Of course, remaining silent is understandable, but unfortunately many of Iranian actors are opportunists and try to kiss the Mullahs’ ass and think that the people would forget or forgive their shameful acts.


Some of young Iranian actors have been arrested during the Iranian protests. Ramin Parchami is one of them that still is in the prison. And in the recent days, Pegah Ahangarani, a young female actor, has been arrested. Prior to her arrest, Ahangarani had been expected to report on the 2011 Womens World Cup for Germanys Deutsche Welle.


As we said before, the majority of Iranian celebrities have not talked publicly about the Mullah coup and the people movement. And a considerable number of them have kissed the Mullahs’ ass. It’s really shameful. Of course a minority of Iranian celebrities, including some film directors, some theater directors, some play writers, etc have defended the Iranian movement, and some of them have paid its price. It’s so obvious that when the majority of Iranian film makers are stupid and Khayemal, then the Mullah cinema should be bankrupted. In fact, the average number of Iranian cinema goers has reduced to about 250,000 per month !, i.e. less than 0.3% of Iran’s population ! And an Iranian film is seen by about 50,000 viewers ! (the average number of viewers) It’s really one of the Mullah’s miracles and a clear sign of the Islamists’ bankruptcy in Iran.

Western Analyst and Syrian Dictatorship

July 14, 2011

It’s rare to find a westerner activist/journalist that writes about the fake fight between the West and their fake enemies. It’s really a rare event. Barry Rubin in “ The Obama Administrations Favorite Murderous Dictatorship ” writes: ” the Syrian regime has been killing and repressing its people every day for many weeks now. There has been more brutality in Syria in the last two months than in Egypt during decades . Yet the Obama Administration continues to protect the Syrian dictator and do the minimum to criticize him … the latest State Department statement sounds impressive, But in diplomatic context it is nothing: 1. No demand for Assad to leave power. Remember Mubarak? Leave power, now, yesterday was too late to do so . 2. No statement saying: We condemn Syrias government. Instead we get -after so much bloodshed – just deeply concerned !! 3. No specific steps being taken to undermine, weaken, or punish the regime. 4. No link between Syrias repression and its status as Irans ally; Hamas and Hizballahs patron. In other words, theres no strategic perspective or sense of U.S. interests other than purely humanitarian concern.” Obama said Tuesday that Assad was “losing legitimacy in the eyes of his people,” and had missed “opportunity after opportunity” [!] to present genuine reforms. But Obama stopped short of explicitly calling on him to step down.


And in “ Syrian Regime Flak Calls for Mass Murder; West Does Nothing ” Rubin writes: “”The regime in Damascus is carrying out mass murder and calling for more killing yet Western governments still stand by and not only do nothing, they say nothing. Meanwhile, despite an international military assault on Libya, dictator Gaddafi is still there, another sign of Western impotence. Hizballah was allowed to defeat the West by returning to southern Lebanon and smuggling in all the weapons it wanted from Syria. Iran zips along toward nuclear weapon … The fascinating question here is how far things will go and how many people will be dead before there is the beginning of some comprehension that Obama and his advisors are dead wrong while most of the mass media has no idea what its talking about .” Barry Rubin introduces himself as: “director of the Global Research in International Affairs (GLORIA) Center, editor of the Middle East Review of International Affairs (MERIA) Journal”. And for introducing his website, he says: “CrethiPlethi is a non-profit, non-partisan (citizen media) website based in the Netherlands. The purpose of this site is to be a factual information site on Middle East Affairs”.

We are happy that at least some people in the West can see the truth and try to fight against the lie and deception. If more people can see the truth and try to fight against the lie and deception, the fake enemies would not be able to deceive the people as before.

The Mullahs’ Bank Accounts

July 14, 2011

As we said before, CNN has published a report Newest Top 1000 List For The Mullahs’ Officials’ Bank Accounts . In the recent years more than $600 billion have earned from selling the oil, gas, and other natural resource, that it’s near the half of the total revenue in the past 100 years !! The CNN’s report is an answer to the Iranians’ question: ‘Where is the Oil Money ?’ Of course, all Iranians know the answer: ‘it’s in the Mullah’s pockets’. But the report gives them some detailed information. Here are the second part of excerpts of the report: ”
(C$=Canadian dollar, A$=Australian dollar)
Ali Akbar Hashemi Bahremani (Rafsanjani) :Germany 240 million Euros, UBS/ Arab Bank (Switzerland)/ Credit Suisse Group AG 6.9 billion euro + $1.5 billion, Canada C$ 220 million, Turkey $108 million, UAE $400 million, Malaysia 90 million Euros, Liechtenstein $4.4 billion

Yasser Hashemi Bahermani (Rafsanjani): Switzerland 450 million Euros, England £180 million, Germany 25 million Euros, Austria 11.2 million Euros, Canada C$ 43 million, Panama $800 million, Belgium 121.9 million Euros, Hong Kong $200, UAE 14 million Euros

Mohsen Hashemi Bahermani (Rafsanjani): England £105 million, Liechtenstein 200 million Euros, Australia A$ 400, UAE $38 million, Turkey $34 million, Belgium 71.9 million Euros

Mohammad Hashemi Bahermani (Rafsanjani): Cayman Islands $290 million ,Switzerland $290 million, Turkey 45 million Euros, Germany 201 million Euros, UAE 59 million Euros, Liechtenstein 200 million Euros – Ali Hashemi Bahermani (Rafsanjani): Kuwait $ 2.3 million, UAE $24.2 million, Belgium 11 million Euros, Liechtenstein 560 million Euros, Switzerland $420 million
Ali Larijani : Canada C$ 120 million, UBS/ Credit Suisse 1.4 billion Euros, Malaysia A$ 320 million, Liechtenstein 400 million Euros, Trukey 54 million Euros USA $44 million, Germany, Hong Kong A$200 million, UAE $34 million

Sadegh Larijani : UBS/Credit Suisse/ Hottinger & Cie/LB (Swiss) Privatbank 750 million Euros, Liechtenstein $450, Malaysia 120 million Euros, Hong Kong A$300

Ahmad Janati : Belgium 490 million Euros, UAE $ 270 million, Canada C$ 101 million, Malaysia $310, S. Africa $123, UBS/Credit Suisse/ Hottinger & Cie/Mercantil Bank 1.4 billion Euros
– Ali Janati : Barbados $240 million, Switzerland 19 accounts adding to 890 million Euros, UAE $41 million, Germany 57 million Euros, Hong Kong A$ 400 million
Mohsen Rezaei : Union Bank of Switzerland/Credit Suisse/ Caja de Ahorros de Galicia 11 accounts 1.45 billion Euros, Germany 45 million Euros, Italy 11 million Euros, Austria 24 million Euros, UAE $205 million, Canada C$45 million, South Africa £490 million
Ali Akbar Velayati : Germany 249 million Euros, UBS/Credit Suisse/Freie Gemeinschaftsbank Genossenschaft/CMB Banque Privée (Suisse) 21 accounts adding to 1.3 billion dollars, Austria 7.9 million, Malaysia A$ 112) Masoud MirKazemi (UAE $2.2 million, Germany 43 million, Turkey $4.3 million, Hong Kong 56 million Euros, Malaysia 48 million Euros – Mesbah Yazdi’s sons [Mostaba & Ali] : UBS £1.1 billion, Canada C$ 420 million, Credit Suisse 1.6 billion Euros, UAE $340 million, Hong Kong $320 million) + (UBS $730 million, Canada $ 230 million, Venezuela $193 million, Panama $12 million, UAE £192 million, Turkey $50 million, England Jersey Island £110 million, S. Africa $80 million, Spain 61 million Euros) + England £72 million, Bahamas $620 million, Canada $110 million, Turkey $21 million, Germany 120 million Euros, Switzerland 320 million Euros
Hossein Mousavi Ardabili: Switzerland 229 million Euros, Cayman Islands $290 million, Kuwait $23 million, UAE $109 million, Malaysia $41 million

Ali Fazli : UAE 2.4 million Euros, Thailand $ 5.1 million, Panama $5.5 million
Hossein Taeb : Italy 2.4 million Euros, UAE $16 million, Shanghai $172 million, Virgin Island £44 million
Yahya Rahim Safavi Cayman Islands $ 290 million, Shanghai 170 million Euros, Turkey $12 million, UAE 34 million, Albania $ 7.9 million – Hossein Shariatmadari : Belgium 320 million Euros, S. Africa $ 240 million, Malaysia $166 million, Russia 145 million Euros, Panama $89 million, Liechtenstein: $ 1.31 billion, UAE $238 million
Alireza Panahian : UAE $ 7.2 million, Qatar 10 million Euros, Malaysia A$ 39 million, India $56 million
Sadegh Mahsouli : Turkey $32 million, Russia 49.2 million Euros, Belgium 12 million Euros, UAE $17 million , Malaysia $ 3.7 million, Shanghai 78 million Euros
Hamid Rasaii : La Roche & Co Banquiers/UBS/HSBC Suisse $121 million, Hungary 4.3 million euro, England (Jersey Island) £5.2 million, UAE $12 million, Belgium 23 million Euros, Venezuela $89 million, Malaysia $ 8.2 million
Hasan Shayanfar : UAE $11.6 million, Pakistan $1.2 million – Safar Harandi : Austria, Spain, UAE $39 million, Turkey 65 million Euros, Brazil $121.9 million, Malaysia A$34 million, Hong Kong 100 million Euros
Gholamhossein Elham : UBS/Habib Bank AG Zurich/P&P Private Bank 4 accounts adding to 155 million Euros, Turkey $14 million, Qatar $ 19 million, UAE$ 28 million
Ali Falahian : UBS/Credit Suisse/Raiffeisenbank 6 accounts adding to 212 million Euros,, Austria 11 million Euros, Syria $ 20 million, Malaysia A$19 million, UAE $41 million, Turkey $42 million – Habibollah Asgaroladi : Malaysia $144 million, China/Hong Kong A$480 million, Belarus 50 million Euros, Austria 200 million Euros, Panama $87 million, Switzerland 24 accounts 3.2 billion Euros, Qatar $144 million, UAE 355 million Euros
Asadolah Asgaroladi :UBS/DZ PRIVATBANK/La Roche & Co 1.1 billion Euros, Turkey $85 million, UAE 120 million Euros, China A$210 million

Hamid Behbahani : China 55 million Euros, Hong Kong £40 million, Malaysia $ 52.1 million

Ezzattollah Zarghami : Italy 25 million Euros, Venezuela $80 million, Russia $65.3 million
Mohammad Reyshahri : UAE $380 million, Germany 52 million Euros, Australia A$ 45 million, Switzerland 6 accounts adding to 1.3 billion Euros, Turkey $29 million, Austria 49 million Euros, Italy 44 million Euros, Hong Kong $400 million
Morteza Rafighdoust : Canada C$ 120 million, Italy 65 million Euros, Spain 110 million Euros, Germany 210 million Euros, Hong Kong $200 million, Qatar 48 million Euros, Credit Suisse $560 million – Morteza Rafighdoust : Germany 134 million Euros, Aruba $220 million, UBS/Credit Suisse/ Hottinger & Cie C$844 million Euros

Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf : UAE $145 million, Turkey 24.2 million Euros, Tajikistan $1.1 million , Spain 19.2 million Euros, UBS/ Arab Bank (Switzerland) Ltd/ BankMed (Suisse) 12 accounts adding to 255 million Euros

Gaddafi’s secret deal with France

July 13, 2011

A day after Gaddafi’s son’s interview about secret talks with France, , Frances Foreign Minister Alain Juppe finally confessed: ‘There are contacts but its not a negotiation proper at this stage [!!!]’ Diplomatic sources said yesterday envoys from Paris and Tripoli have met in Paris, Brussels and Tunisia in recent weeks . They said: “France wants a speedy conclusion to the conflict”. What this really means is that “ Paris is also willing to accept a divided Libya. In fact, Gaddafi tries to stay in power in the Western Libya“, said some western analysts. It can show us that apparently Gaddafi has succeeded in bribing the West. And that huge bribe, that $20 billion, has had its own impact and effect It can show us why NATO was killing the innocent Libyan people and did not allowed the rebels to finish their job. “If we get the order from Nato we can go. We can capture Tarhuga (a town to the east) in two hours. We should move, we want to move. But Nato told us we must stay here” an opposition leader said. Sham on NATO and all western bastards who are the real supporter and friend of the savage dictators. The poor Libyans want to get rid of the savage Gaddafi and to take their fight all the way without negotiating with the savage dictator, but the West tries to impose a dreadful solution on them.


Some analysts say Gaddafi will step down only if he is left with no other options , but appeals for negotiations and secret deals, could be regarded in Tripoli as a clear sign the West’s resolve is weakening, and encourage the savage Gaddafi to hold on longer. In an interview with Le Figaro newspaper on Tuesday, the Libyan prime minister Baghdadi al-Mahmoudi said “You don’t create democracy under bombs [!] … it doesn’t work like that [!!!]”. After killing about 15,000 to 20,000 Libyans, Mr. savage bastard talks nonsense about democracy and the hypocrite media publish these bullshits. Shame on France, and French media that think the people are as stupid and blind as them. In the recent weeks, Gaddafi’s son has revealed many secrets about the Western hypocrisy. Gaddafi’s son said that Nato wants deal, and now we knew that he was right. The corrupt Western politicians have gained at least $20 billion, because Gaddafi bribed them, and now they try to deceive the people. They think that the world and the people are as stupid as the stupid lefts and their stupid leader Noam Chomsky, and they can deceive the people by using their hypocrite mass media. But the main question is : “Can they succeed in deceiving the people in the information age, the age of internet and digital media ?” We, all, should try to fight against their systematical lies, distortion and misinformation, and their shameful propaganda.

Internet speed in Iran & World

July 13, 2011

In the recent days, the Mullahs are trying to change their filtering system, and the internet speed in Iran is really horrible. The new Mullah filtering system is still new. Not enough data is available. Some people said they try to upgrade their Nokia-Siemens system, and some others said that they try to test a new Chinese system. But their plan and goal is clear: They try to have more control over HTTPS protocol. As we said before, The regime makes use of DPI technology, i.e. Deep Packet Inspection, traffic analysis, eavesdropping (by fake digital certificates, etc), etc to track and trace the users and their activities. And Tor project is really unsafe in Iran . The regime tries to have more control over Tor, VPN, and other encrypted connections. Of course, the new change in the Mullah filtering system is a clear sign of their failure. They have not been able to control more than 40 million internet users in Iran, even by spending multi billions dollar on their filtering system. In addition to using the filtering system, the Mullahs tries to reduce the Internet speed. They have issued an order forbidding ISPs from providing Internet connectivity to homes and public access points that exceeded 128kb/sec. In fact, the speed of the Mullah ADSL service is really horrible; The download speed is between 10kb/sec to 20kb/sec, and the upload speed is between 1kb/sec to 5kb/sec. The report of about the average internet speed in 128 countries shows that the Iran’s rank is 115, less than Saudi Arabia, Syria, Bahrain, Egypt, Tunisia, China, etc

Rank Country Download Speed Upload Speed
1 Switzerland 1057kb/sec 169kb/sec
2 Netherlands 1042kb/sec 238kb/sec
4 USA 1009kb/sec 211kb/sec
5 Germany 955kb/sec 132kb/sec
6 Denmark 877kb/sec 169kb/sec
10 Canada 807kb/sec 106kb/sec (!)
14 France 748kb/sec 128kb/sec
15 UK 715kb/sec 111kb/sec (!)
18 S. Korea 630kb/sec 313kb/sec
24 Japan 540kb/sec 203kb/sec
31 Italy 485kb/sec 57kb/sec (!)
40 Spain 437kb/sec 75kb/sec
44 Thailand 399kb/sec 47kb/sec (!)
49 UAE 346kb/sec 73kb/sec
61 Turkey 263kb/sec 92kb/sec
64 Lebanon 248kb/sec 11kb/sec (!!)
70 China 219kb/sec 110kb/sec
76 Bahrain 204kb/sec 40kb/sec
80 Saudi Arabia 189kb/sec 36kb/sec
87 Tunisia 155kb/sec 55kb/sec
89 Iraq 154kb/sec 56kb/sec
95 Sudan 126kb/sec 21kb/sec (!)
101 Pakistan 106kb/sec 30kb/sec
104 India 98kb/sec 39kb/sec
105 Egypt 95kb/sec 20kb/sec (!)
111 Syria 86kb/sec 43kb/sec
115 Iran 74kb/sec 28kb/sec
121 Maldives 52kb/sec 32kb/sec
128 Cameroon 34kb/sec 16kb/sec

As you see in the above table, says that the average download speed in Iran is 74 kb/sec and the average upload speed is 28kb/sec, but it’s not precise, and is overestimated. The average Internet speed for different services in Iran, with their average monthly price, are as follows :

Service Download Speed Upload Speed Price
Dialup 5kb/sec 1kb/sec 20$ *
64k 7kb/sec 2kb/sec 30$
128K 15kb/sec 3kb/sec 50$
256K 25kb/sec 5kb/sec 80$
512K 40kb/sec 8kb/sec 120$
1000K 64kb/sec 15kb/sec 500$ +

*: for about 50 hours per month. +: the ordinary people can not use this service, and the price is negotiable.

The majority of Iranian internet users experience a very slow internet speed. Their average download speed is about 10 to 20 kb/sec and their upload speed is about 1 to 5 kb/sec, but they should pay a very high price for these stupid services. Whit the money that Iranians pay for these stupid internet services in Iran, the non-Iranians can buy the internet services that are at least 10 to 20 times faster ! and 100 times safer!, without the damn filtering system. It’s just one of the Mullah miracles in Iran. When your salary is 4 to 5 times less than the international salary, the prices are equal to and more than the International prices, the inflation rate is near 50% , and the Mullah solution for the dreadful economic situation is: “omitting four zeros from the national currency !” i.e. reducing its value 10,000 times, then you should be happy that your situation has only deteriorated 10,000 times after the Islamic revolution. You should be very happy that your Freedom, your economic situation, your international respect, and all aspects of your life have deteriorated 10,000 times. You should be happy that South Korea’s situation in 1970s was worse than Iran, and Iran was more developed than South Korea, and when Iran had the car industry, South Korea played with its balls, but the Mullahs f-u-c-k-e-d the Iranians’ situation 10,000 times. But it’s just the God’s mercy that the rate is 10,000 times, not 10,000,000 times. The Mullah miracles in the past 30 years imply that it should be 10,000,000 times. So, You should thank God and be happy.

for more information :

The World Continents, Countries Ranked by Average Internet Download Speed & Upload Speed

USA, Syrian Dictator, and Syrians

July 12, 2011

Yesterday, the Western media reported: “Opposition leaders boycotted a “national dialogue” conference on reform with Syria’s ruling Ba’ath party on Sunday, vowing not to meet the regime while protesters were still being killed in the streets. A call for nationwide demonstrations against participation in the dialogue brought hundreds of thousands of people onto the streets on Friday, that the opponents called ‘No Dialogue Friday’ “. Security forces killed at least 15 people and arrested more than 200 during Friday’s demonstrations against the dialogue , activists said. The world should not forget that Obama’s called for Mubarak to go, but he refuses to do the same against Assad, or Khamenei. Some Western analysts say: “No one in the Obama administration has offered a logical explanation for this tongue-twisting policy , either on record or on background”. As we said before, the US supports Bastard Assad, and presses for opposition dialogue with Assad. And the reasons for this shameful act are not very unclear and ambiguous . The World, wake up ! Wake up and see the shameful paradox. Wake up and see the fake war and the fake fight between the fake enemies. The world Wake up and see the depth of Western hypocrisy, Western stupidity, and Western charlatanism. The world wake up! Wake up!

Gaddafi’s secret Talks with France

July 12, 2011

Gaddafis son, Saif al-Islam, said they are in talks with France. The Libyan regime is negotiating with France and not with protesters, El-Khabar quoted Gaddafis son as saying in an interview. Gaddafi also said that a Libyan envoy to Paris had received a message from French President Sarkozy saying that once an agreement had been forged between France and his fathers administration, the French would then force the rebels National Transitional Council to agree to a ceasefire [!!], El-Khabar said. “The truth is that we are negotiating with France and not with the rebels,” Saif al-Islam said in an interview with the Algerian newspaper al-Khabar. “Our envoy to Sarkozy said that the French president was very clear and told him: ‘We created the [rebel] council, and without our support, and money, and our weapons, the council would have never existed [!!!].’ France said: ‘When we reach an agreement with you [Tripoli], we will force the council to cease fire.'” Gaddafi’s chief of staff, Bashir Saleh, reportedly met French officials in Paris recently. And foreign ministry spokesman Bernard Valero said on Monday: “France supports a political solution [!]”. And, today Bernard Valero confessed: ‘the French government has had indirect contact with Gaddafi and his government’ . France must talk with Gaddafis government if it wants to sign oil agreements with Libya and see French companies return to the region, El-Khabar cited Gaddafis son as saying. And in an interview, the French defense minister, Gerard Longuet, urged the rebels to talk to the government in Tripoli [!!] . “We have asked them to speak to each other [!!]” he said on BFM TV on Sunday. In the recent days, Italy has called for a suspension of Nato’s attacks !, too .And as we said before, Gaddafi’s son had said that Nato wants deal !!, , and now we can see that he was right. Such a shameful sign of western hypocrisy and charlatanism. Shame on all hypocrite western politicians, who are the real friend and supporter of all savage dictators. They are the real supporter of Khamenei and the Mullah regime.

Persian Slang, Iranian Saying

July 11, 2011

The old and new sayings and slang of each language/culture can show us many thing about that culture. The ordinary everyday language has many special sayings and slang that can show us how the people think and how they live. The Persian language, as one of the old languages of the world that has changed a lot since some thousands years ago, is full of sayings and slang, and many of them are really funny and can be used internationally. Lets take a look at some of them.

A group of the Persian sayings/slangs are made with the word “Ass” (“Koon”). Here are some of these sayings/slang:
1. When you are excessively happy , tooye koonet aroosieh ( there is a wedding in your ass).
2. When you are teasing people, koonet mikhareh (you have an itchy ass).
3. When you are lazy, koonet goshade (your ass hole is large). 4. When you are forgetful or silly, saret ba koonet bazi mikoneh (your head is playing with your ass )
5. When you lose a favorite, koonet misouzeh (your ass burns). 6. When you work damn hard, koonet pareh misheh (your ass is torn up).
7. When you are scared and shaken, barq az koonet mipareh (light comes out of your ass).
8. When you are extremely frightened , ann tou koonet Alaska mishe (shit becomes ice cream in your ass)
9. When you are damn tired, joonet az koonet dar mireh (your life comes out of your ass).
10. When you are incredibly lucky, az koon shans myiari (your luck comes out of your ass).
11. When you demonstrate disregard for someone, barash koon kaj mikoni (you turn your ass).
12. When you try to bribe someone else, koon midi (let him to f-u-c-k your ass ).
13. When you have a very sharp vision, koonet ham cheshm dareh (your ass has an eye, too).
14. When you think very highly of yourself, az koone fil oftadi (you has come out of Elephant’s ass ).
15. When something terrible happens for you, koonet jer mikhore (your ass is torn up)

When the older generation of Iranians wrote English letter, they were so funny/stupid! They used a lot of Persian old sayings in their English letters ! The following letter is like the letters of the Iranian employees of the NIOC (National Iranian Oil Company), to their American boss (Mr. Hamilton) in 1960s:

Dear Mr. Hamilton, … Since Mr. Ahmadi transferred here everything has changed. “I put him in the seed of my eyes. I don’t know “what a wet wood I have sold him“. He is really Daddy burned. With all kinds of “Cat Dancing” he has tried to become the “eye and the light ” of Mr. Wilson. He made so much “mouse running” that finally Mr. Wilson “became donkey“, and appointed Mr. Ahmadi as his right hand man. Mr. Wilson promised me that next year he would make me his left hand man, but “my eye didn’t drink water“, and I knew that he was trying to put a “hat on my head“. But I did not know “what kind of dirt should I put on my head“. Since that he was just “putting watermelon under my arms ” Knowing that this transfer was only “good for his aunt“. Mr Ahmadi is really an opportunist and I know that when”his donkey passed over the bridge“, then “he will not be the servant of God “. He has not any skill. “His head is playing with his butt “, but unfortunately Mr. Wilson thinks “ the neighbor’s chicken is a goose “. I went to visit Mr. Ahmadi’s wife and complained about him. At first, she said: “Evaa, Dirt on my head ” But after a minute she said: “Ghosts of your stomach; Take away your mortician; Don’t Drop worms; Happiness has been hitting you under your stomach ? if I say that you wanted to rape me, Mr. Hamilton will fire you, so “Don’t dance the cat “, “Don’t hit yourself into left Ali ally“, and leave my husband alone”. I started begging her to forget that I ever came to see her and forget my visit altogether. I said “you saw camel, you did not see camel ” but she was not “ getting off the devils donkey ” Imagine “how much my ass burns .” I said to her: “My 0.02 cent just fell , please forget our visit”, but she said: “To my death? you should say “I ate shit “, “the donkey understood” ” Mr. Hamilton, “I turn around your head“, you are my only hope and my “back and shelter“. “I swear you to the 14 innocents ” please “do some work for me “. Now Mr. Ahmadi’s wife doesn’t answer me, and only says: “ Poison of snake; Pain without a cure” And even Mr. Ahmadi says: “My father came out, and I will take out your father . Mr. Hamilton, please do some work for me .

And some other Iranian sayings/slangs: – The bride can’t dance so she claims the room is crooked (looking for an excuse) – I have your weather (support) – Light in your eye (sarcastic congratulation) –The mortician should take your face away (funny hate) -You cannot ride a camel bending bending (stupid secret job) – Our donkey didn’t have a tail from childhood (funny regret) – S/he came to shape her/his eyebrow but instead poked her/his eye out (stupid improve) – The light that you need in your home don’t give it to the mosque (don’t be fanatic) – If you give a dead man too much freedom he will shit in his coffin (funny complaint) -The mouse that couldn’t go through a hole got a broom tied to his tail (stupid ambition) – The man who wasn’t allowed in the village kept asking for the mayor (being cheeky) – Donkey is yourself (for idiot charlatan) -I’ll hit you so hard you’ll bark like a dog (funny threat) – Don’t let your blood boil or your milk will go dry (funny threat) – Don’t make your blood dirty (funny sympathy) -Snake poison; Pain without a cure (funny anger) -You ate shit (complaint) – When you are given a horse as a gift, don’t count his teeth (being grateful) – The donkey understood (Khar-Fahm Shodan) (when the most stupid people, the donkeys, finally understand some thing)

Only in …

July 11, 2011

Some things only happen in one part of the world.

Only in Iran:

Only in Russia:


Only in USA (New York):


Only in Afghanistan:


And only in France:


Iran in 1960s and 1970s

July 10, 2011

As you know Iran has experienced a medieval religious tyranny since 1979, but from 1920s to 1979 Iran was a secular tyranny.The British authorities appointed Reza Shah, who was an illiterate soldier. Reza Shah was a stupid secular dictator, but he could change Iran. He reduced the Mullahs’ influence, and forced the women to remove their Hejab. In 1920s, the majority of Iranian women were illiterate and wore burka. But Reza Shah did not focus on the literacy issue, and instead, he banned women form wearing Hejab, and imposed it by force! The first schools, the first universities, the first railroad, the first standard roads, the first national banks, the first modern cinema, the first modern army, the first modern cities, the first radio station, and many other first things were made in the Reza Shah’s era. But Reza Shah was a brutal and illiterate dictator. Reza Shah and his son, i.e. Pahlavi I and Pahlavi II, were not able to understand that they had to change Iran by focusing on the education and literacy issue. Today, when the Iranian youths see the pictures of those days, they say: “How nice was the university atmosphere in the Pahlavi’s era. The boys and girls were free. It’s so cool ! Why there were so stupid and followed the reactionary stupid Mullahs?! etc” But they should not forget that the majority of the people were illiterate and poor in the Pahlavi’s era, under the Pahlavi’s secular tyranny.


Changing the Islamic culture by force was the biggest mistake of Reza Shah. Instead of forbidding Hejab, he had to focus on the mandatory education for boys and girls in all parts of Iran. If all Iranian kids, who were born in 1920s, had become literate, Iran would have changed radically and constantly. The literacy rate in Reza Shah’s era changed form about 1% to about 10%, but more than 90% of the people remained totally ignorant and illiterate. Reza Shah’s son was not able to understand the importance of literacy/education and sustainable development, too. If in 1960s the stupid Pahlavi had focused on mandatory education for all Iranian kids, Iran would have changed dramatically. The literacy rate in the Pahlavi II’s era was about 25% to 40% (the exact number is not clear), and the majority of Iranians were illiterate and ignorant. The stupid Pahlavi family did not know that the best way for fighting against the Mullahs and their reactionary Islam was “increasing the literacy level”. The Iranian society in 1960s and 1970s, was not able to understand the importance of the modernism, and the Pahlvi’s modernism was a stupid superficial modernism . They had created a little Paris and London within the northern Tehran and some other parts of Iran, but the rest of Iran was really undeveloped and the majority of Iranians were illiterate.


The Pahlavi II was as stupid as the Pahlavi I. He was not an illiterate and uneducated tyrant like his father, but he was a stupid secular dictator, who stupidly thought that he is an intellectual ! The stupid Pahlavi II, like his father, was appointed by the British authorities, and in 1953, after the American-British Military Coup in Iran, he became an American puppet. After the coup, Pahlavi II became a real dictator, who congratulated himself from morning to night . A small minority, about 10% to 25%, kissed his ass and were agreed with him, his modernism, and his dictatorship. And the majority of Iranians were illiterate, ignorant, , religious fanatic or stupid lefts. The majority of them were the followers of the Mullahs. And the stupid Pahlavi had underestimated the power of the Mullahs. The number of Iranians who wanted to be modern or tried to be modern, was really small. In 1970s, the Iranian beaches were as modern as the western beaches, and the northern Tehran was like Paris and London, but other parts of Tehran, and other parts of Iran were like a hell, like the rest of the undeveloped world .


In 1970s, Iran’s population reached to 30 million, but the number of university students was near 100 to 200 thousands, i.e. less than 1%. And the number of university-educated people was about 3%, i.e. near 1 million. (Now in 2010s, Iran’s population is 75 million, the number of university students is 4 to 5 million, i.e. near 7%, and the number of university-educated people is more than 30%). In the best cast, only 25% of the Iranians enjoyed the Pahlavi’s modernism, and the rest was poor and fanatic. The gap between the rich and the poor was really unbelievable. The rich lived like their counterparts in the west, and the poor lived in the hell. If you compare 1970s with 2010s, the result is very interesting. The women’s right and s-e-x-u-a-l freedom in 1970s were really better our current situation, but the freedom of speech, freedom of press, freedom of thought, political freedom, etc were like 2010s. In fact, the modern dictatorship of the Shah needed reform, unlike the reactionary regime of the Mullahs that is a medieval religious tyranny.


In 1970s, Iran was a member of the international community, and enjoyed social freedom, international respect, some sort of modernism, etc. But the Iranian intellectuals were really dumb. As the stupid Masoud Behnoud confessed: “Iranian intellectuals were the main responsible for 1979 revolution. In 1963, the ordinary people and the intellectuals supported the Shah and his reforms … But in 1978, the majority of Iranian intellectuals had become frustrated with Shah and his regime; they hated the Shah, not the people who were neutral … It’s not true that we say: ‘the ordinary people created the protests’ … In fact, the intellectuals created the protests and then the people and [unknown] Khomeini joined them … the intellects learn the people who is the oppressor, who is the corrupt” It’s really true. The Islamic revolution was the main result of the Iranian intellects’ stupidity. The secular tyranny of Shah was not as reactionary as the Mullah tyranny. The stupid intellects had to focus on reforming it, not changing it, and replacing it with the most reactionary regime of the world .


In 1970s, the school, the university, the beach, the cinema, and many other public places in Iran were like their western counterparts, and the Iranian women were encouraged to be modern and remove their Hejab. But the number of girls that wanted to be free and modern was really small. The stupid Shah was a modern coward tyrant and a stupid puppet of Britain and USA. As we said before, In his last years, the Shah wanted to be independent. And affter 1974, the West saw Shah as an ambitious man who did not obey them as before. So, they wanted to get rid of him. The West considered the Shah as a threat to the economic stability of the world and the responsible of the inflation and economic crisis of 1970s. And finally the US asked the Shah to leave Iran, like the cases of Mubarak and Ben Ali in 2011. . The stupid Behnoud confessed: “In 1974, the Shah was in London and said: ‘the Jews manage the world … the blue eyes (the Westerners) have exploited our resources … we want to get rid of them … we want to manage the world’ “. In 1979, the West supported the Mullahs and tried to topple the Shah’s regime. And now, i.e. from 2009 until now, the West has strongly supported the Mullahs and their reactionary regime, and tries to keep the Islamic regime safe. But it’s now the whole story.


The known Iranian intellects and journalists showed the depth of their stupidity in 1979 and 2009. Unfortunately the majority of them always have been mercenary. The stupid Behnoud confessed : “In 1979, when the journalists wanted to break their strike, I said to Ayatollah Beheshti : “It’s better that Khomeini commands us to break the strike; it strengthens his position”. And when Bakhtiar, the then PM who had granted the (unconditional) freedom of press, heard about it, he told me: “I wish you, the journalists, were your own master, but unfortunately you want to be a slave of a new ‘Agha Balasar’, a new ‘Sare Khare’ (a new Big Brother)” . What Behnoud and others did in 1979, was like what they did in 2009 and 2011. But were they only some stupid/ignorant jerks or … ? It’s not very clear, but now we can be sure that they are mercenary. Who are the main responsible for the death of Green Movement and the current situation in Iran? These bastards, who are fake intellectuals, but unfortunately the world knows them as the Iranian intellects and the symbol of the Iranian intellectualism! Last year, after the Ashoura day, they discouraged the people and saved the beloved Islamic regime. Now they are so disgraced and their sell-by date have been passed. 2010s is not like 1970s. Now Iran has about 15 to 20 million university-educated people and thousands of unknown real intellects. These young unknown intellects have not any voice or media now, but the future belongs to them. They certainly will change the Mullah’s regime, establish a pure Republic, and throw the fake Iranian intellects in the trash can of the history.

Iranian Toilet vs Western Toilet

July 9, 2011

In “18 Tir”, It’s better that we write about a related topic: “Iranian toilet”! Iranian toilet or “squat toilet” -also known as an Arabic, French, Japanese, Korean, Indian, Turkish or Natural-Position toilet- is a toilet used by squatting, rather than sitting. There are several types of squat toilets, but they all consist essentially of a hole in the ground. It is very common in Iran and prevalent throughout mainland China, India, Southeast Asia and South Asia. It is also prevalent in Turkey and can still be found in some public buildings and at motorway services in France, Italy, Uruguay, Balkans etc. In Argentina, Peru, and Bolivia, squat toilets can be found. It is also used in the Middle East and can be found in rural areas of Greece and Italy. The main benefit of using squat toilets is: “It does not involve any contact between the butt and the shit or the pee! or thighs with a potentially unsanitary surface. And It is also easier to clean, maintain, and use ” The Iranian toilet has its own problems, but it’s one of the most clean toilet in the world. As some funny Iranians say: “Iranians have the cleanest ass in the world. When you see the ass of non-Iranians, it’s really dirty (shitty!) Only when they take a bath and wash their ass with a lot of water and soap, their ass is as clean as Iranian ass ! ” There are many different ways to clean oneself after using the toilet. It depends on national mores and local resources. The most common choice in the Western world is toilet paper. In Iran, the custom is to use water, either with or without toilet paper. Of course, the majority of Lady’s toilets/restrooms in Iran have toilet paper, and the majority of young Iranian women use toilet paper with or without water.


Some Iranians try to make a fool, or kid the Western tourists about the Iranian toilet. But the tourists believe the jokes and write in their travel blogs some thing like this: “While squatting over the Iranian toilet you try to aim to get your droppings in the hole [!!!]” or “because there is no soap [!!!] the left hand doesnt feel too clean” Apparently these bloggers are fooled by nasty Iranians! The Westerners think that cleaning with water and soap is not clean, but some Iranians ask: “Don’t they wash their ass, even in the bath ?!! How they wash it? with their hands and then they wash their hands. The same thing is true about Iranian toilet . You had a water tap and a hose or a jar, with an endless supply of water, plus a flush and/or toilet paper in the majority of toilets in the urban areas”. Having access to water in the restroom is really very vital ! Iranians have many problems with the Western Toilet, or as Iranians call “Farangi Toilet”, especially when they can not find any water resource inside the restroom. Some Iranian expats say: “Cleaning with toilet paper is not enough for many Iranians, and when they are outside Iran, they should take a shower each time the go to the toilet !” Some times the Western toilets in the public restrooms are really dirty and unacceptable.


Some Westerners say: “We have to admit that We avoid public restrooms” or “We never sit on a public toilet seat” or “the toilets in most public houses are disgusting, pee all over, stinking, dirty toilet seat, etc”. or “Why are our public toilets still so dirty and messy?” And some Iranian expats say: “Poor toilet condition is a worldwide problem, but direct contact with germs, shits, pees, etc, is really shitty. In Iran, at least you and your skin don’t have any contact with any germs, shits, etc ” And some Westerners say: “We’ve been to all manner of different public toilets from motorway service stations and train stations to pubs and nightclubs. You can be pretty certain that half of them will have a cubicle containing a yellow stained dripping bum seat at some point “. The Japanese toilet has a similarity with Iranian toilet, and some Westerners say: “”While traveling in Japan, I experienced the Japanese style toilet -a long, narrow trough at floor level requiring the user to squat – Odd, yes, but quite sanitary “. It’s really right, squat toilets are quite sanitary. But the Japanese culture has some funny difference with Iranian one, as some Westerners say: “Japanese men in three-piece suits will pee into street in full view of the passing public. Many restrooms are uni-s-e-x- [!], so women have to file past the line of men peeing at urinals [!!]. ‘We are trained not to look’ our Japanese friend told us” Many Iranians think that the Western people don’t care about sanitation and cleanness; They say: “The Westerners go to the toilet with their shoes, and then with that dirty shoes go to their bed, their sofa, their living rooms, etc. It’s really disgusting and dirty . But Iranians leave their shoes behind the doors.” But it’s not the whole story, and many western toilets are clean and funny.


Public toilets in all around the world have been associated with graffiti, often of a transgressive or low-brow humorous nature. In Iran and in the West, we can see the same situation. Of course in Iranian public toilets, the political/satirical graffiti is more than any other place of the world. Some Iranians say: “In Iran, the most free public place is the public toilet !, and it shows the level of freedom in Iran under the Mullah regime “. Some Western toilet graffiti says: “Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger ! (without any water) … I came here To shit and stink But all I do Is sit and think … But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls … Fart loud if you love Jesus! … Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling! ” And some Iranian toilet graffiti says: “Only for the Mullahs … Don’t push too much, your ass is “made in Iran”, so it’s torn very easily … the Mullahs should eat this … I came here only because I wanted to see Mr. shit … I came here only because I wanted to see the real face of the Mullahs, especially Khatami … Welcome to Khatami’s house … Here, we serve Khatami’s food … Khatami it’s for you. We had to do it in 1999, but now the toilets of this university can provide your foods, and all your friends’ foods, until your death. Eat shit man, Eat shit”. For seeing more pictures of Iranian toilet and finding more information about it, you can check here and here .

Iranian Boys and Girls

July 8, 2011

In the recent days, a psychotic boy killed a girl in Tehran, and this horrible event shocked many Iranians. The poor girl has been knifed to death by her classmate, because she had said no to the psychotic boy and had not wanted to marry him or being his girlfriend. This sort of events are global, and stupid psychotic boys and girls are found every where, but the case of Iran has some special characteristics. The majority of Iranian boys and girls fight against the Mullahs and their Islamic
laws/restrictions, and only less than 1% of the youth are as psychotic as that stupid brutal boy, but the Islamic laws have had its special side effects on Iran and Iranian youths. The Iranian boys and girls are separated from each other since the school age (until the end of high school). The Mullahs and their Islamic laws don’t allow the boys and girls to know each other since their childhood, so they are obsessed about each other . The boys don’t know the girls, and vice versa. Any relation between them is illegal and has serious legal punishment. But the majority of Iranian boys and girls ignore the Islamic laws and have relationship with each other, since the high school age. But the unhealthy/unsafe relationships are a serious problem, because all laws, all media, the education system, all education stuffs, etc, are against the normal relationships. It’s so obvious that the charlatans and psychotic people are every where, and in Iran the number of the people who are obsessed with s-e-x is really considerable, and the relationships in many places, especially in the work places, between male employers and female employees are really unhealthy. The inexperienced youth should be smart and learn from the available experiences or try to fight against censorship and learn about the basic matters.


The Iranian society still experiences “a transition from traditionalism to modernism ” that we call it “Iranian transition “. Since 1900s until know, i.e. more than 100 years, Iranian society has been involved in the process of Iranian transition . The process has been extremely painful, and Iranians have paid a very high price for it. The process has had its own ups and downs, but now many believes that Iran is in the last phase of the process. Now the Iranian families want to be modern, but they don’t know how. They don’t know how they can help their boys and girls, and keep them safe -safe from charlatans and psychotics . They don’t have any related first hand experience or knowledge, too. They need education, like any other society . The Mullahs and their reactionary system, deliberately try to mislead and misinform the people and only say: “Being modern is very dangerous”. But in the recent decade, the age of Internet and Information has helped Iranians a lot . They try to fight against censorship and learn what they need, by reading about the human history and the human experience. The majority of educated Iranian boys and girls try to know each other by talking to each other, by touching each other, etc, or even by living with each other.


The younger generation of Iranians experience some things that many non-Iranians can not believe it. In Iran and under the savage Islamic regime, with their reactionary Islamic laws and punishments, many Iranian boys and girls live with each other without any marriage and any legal certificate. They are friend and their families know that they have not married with each other, and have accepted it. It’s like a miracle for the Muslim countries. It’s part of the Iranian transition, and has started since the early 2000s. The rate of “Khane Mojaradi” (bachelor house) for GF/BF couples has increased dramatically. Now the majority of boys marry when they are 30+ and the majority of girls marry when they are near 30. And before that the majority of them experience some long/short relationships with the opposite gender. Now seeing the scene of kissing couples in the parks, in the cars, and in the coffee shops, etc, are not surprising and almost all Iranians have seen such scenes or they have been part of the scenes !


In 1980s, the Mullahs and the Islamists desperately tried to stop the Iranian transition . The Basiji thugs brutally suppressed the young boys and girls. The censorship and suppression were really unbelievable. Video, music, love, joy, relationship, free speech, free thought, etc had been banned. But the Mullahs could not stop the Iranian transition, and ironically accelerated it. After the Islamic revolution and the baby boom, the rate of literacy and especially female literacy increased, and in late 1990s, the majority of young Iranians, who were educated or literate, wanted change. It’s so obvious when the majority want some thing and fight for it, then no power can prevent them from reaching their goals. Since then, the Mullahs only fight for controlling the speed of change. They are sure that they can not change the situation, but they want to intimidate the people and decrease the speech of the Iranian transition. In fact, the process of the Iranian transition, is the natural dying process of the Mullahs in Iran. The majority of Iranians fight against the Mullahs and their Islamic laws, and that’s why the Mullahs are so hopeless and desperate. Now the majority of Iranians know that The Islamic Republic of Rapists has reached the end of the line. In the recent weeks, the Mullahs said that they want to separate boys and girls in the universities, but suddenly they retreated and confessed: “It’s only “playing with fire”; We don’t need any new riot”


Chalquz (bird shit!), i.e. local staffs (park police, etc) or other reactionary mercenaries who try to arrest the young couples, are like Basiji and Moral police. Many Iranians have seen a scene like the above and below pictures, i.e. when a Chalquz tries to arrest a young couple. Many Iranian boys and girls try to bribe the Chalquz to free them, and this has becom part of the Iranian life under the Mullah regime. As we said before, The Islamic Republic of Rapists has ‘Moral Police’, ‘Basij’, ‘Chalquz’, etc for controlling and arresting the young boys and girls, but many of these Islamist bastards, are Islamist rapists who try to rape their victims . In 1980s, the situation was really horrible and the punishments were really serious. “Persepolise (2007)” movie, by Marjane Satrapi, tries to show the situation of 1980s, and is worth seeing. In 1980s, the Islamists Rapists raped the arrested women and virgin girls, and sooner or later an Iranians will make a film about this great tragedy. The Islamist Rapists are among the most reactionary savage humans in our planet earth, but the good news is that they are becoming extinct in Iran, and in the near future they will just a dreadful tragic history.


The Islamists the Basiji and the Chalquz only have polluted the Iranian society. They kill, rape, and torture the ordinary Iranians, and try to stop the Iranian transition, that is in its last phase. In the near future they will be in their cage inside the Iranian Zoo for the Islamist Animals.

Noam Chomsky and Hugo Chavez

July 7, 2011

Hugo Chavez has long considered Noam Chomsky one of his best friends in the west. He turned one of Chomsky’s books into an overnight bestseller after brandishing it during a UN speech. He hosted Chomsky in Caracas with smiles and pomp. Earlier this year Chavez even suggested Washington make Chomsky the US ambassador to Venezuela ! Hugo Chavez has been highly and widely praised by the stupid Noam Chomsky. In fact, Naive Chomsky is an expert in praising the dictators and tyrants, who are the Chomsky’s lovers. Now the case of Jude Afiuni, that is only one of the Hugo Chavez’s brutalities, has disgraced Chomsky, and he tries to improve his image. Judge Afiuni earned Chavez’s ire in December 2009 by freeing a prominent banker facing corruption charges. Chavez called the judge a criminal and demanded she be jailed for 30 years. “That judge has to pay for what she has done.” Venezuelan judge, Maria Lourdes Afiuni, 47, a single mother with cancer, without any trial spent over a year in jail, where she was assaulted by other prisoners. Now the stupid Chomsky reveals he has lobbied Chavez behind the scenes since late last year for freeing Afiuni. The Guardian published a transcript of its interview with Noam Chomsky, on July 4, 2011. The stupid Guardian said: “Noam Chomsky criticizes old friend Hugo Chavez for assault on democracy”. But some wise people said: “Reading the whole transcript, we’d say Chomsky’s position is much more nuanced than “denounces old friend” implies ” Now, Lets take a look that what he has said: “Well as far as I’m aware she’s not receiving any trial at all. I rather doubt, I’d be sceptical about whether she could receive a fair trial … My suspicion is that the judiciary is not as independent as it should be. We may compare it to Colombia next door. Colombia’s human rights record is incomparably worse … It’s obviously improper for the executive to intervene and impose a jail sentence without a trial. And I should say that the United States is in no position to complain about this [!!] … The executive intervention in a case of severe violation of civil liberties … doesn’t change the judgment about Venezuela [!!!!] …Venezuela has come under vicious, unremitting attack by the US and the west generally, … so, I think it’s natural that the leftwing commentators won’t want to join in it [!!!] In 2009, I said that there are steps towards a better world in Venezuela and as far as I know that’s true [!!!]


The stupid Chomsky added: “Venezuela has played a significant role in very important developments in South America and Latin America [!!!] … So yes I think these are positive initiatives which have to be balanced against other things [!!!] I think what’s happened in Latin America in the past 10 years is probably the most exciting and positive development to take place in the world [!!!] … In Venezuela, It’s a trend which has developed towards the centralisation of power in the executive which I don’t think is a healthy development [!!!] … Concentration of executive power, unless it’s very temporary and for specific circumstances [!] , it’s an assault on democracy … About Venezuela, as I said you can debate whether circumstances require it [!!!] -both internal circumstances and the external threat of attack and so on, so that’s a legitimate debate [!!!] ” When you read his stupid interview and his stupid defense of Hugo motherf-u-c-ke-r Chavez, you can be sure that Noam Chomsky is a real stupid bastard, his fans are among one of the most stupid people in the world. In his open letter, Chomsky said: “With this public letter I want to express my open support of the liberty of judge María Lourdes Afiuni, detained in Venezuela since December 2009 … The way she was detained, the inadequate conditions of her imprisonment, the degrading treatment she suffered … the dramatic erosion of her health and the cruelty displayed against her, all duly documented, left me greatly worried about her physical and psychological wellbeing, as well as about her personal safety … However, judge Afiuni has suffered enough. She has been subject to acts of violence and humiliations to undermine her human dignity. I am convinced that she must be set free, not only due to her physical and psychological health conditions, but in conformance with the human dignity the Bolivarian revolution presents as a goal [!!!!] … I shall keep high hopes that President Chavez will consider a humanitarian act that will end the judge’s detention [!!!]” Now some people ask the stupid Chomsky: “Mr. stupid, Hasn’t it been clear that Chavez cares more about power than about justice or democracy?” And some wise people say: “Chomsky is a stupid Marxist who can not understand the essential difference between a liberal democracy like the USA and a totalitarian country like Iran, Venezuela, Syria, Cuba, etc. He opposes the USA and Cuba or Iran. But he stupidly thinks they are equally oppressive. The liberal position is that Chomsky refuses to choose freedom over tyranny, and therefore all his nuance is for nothing ” In fact, Mr. stupid f-u-c-ks the freedom in the name of independence, and in this way, he becomes the number one enemy of the suppressed people, especially Iranians who are brutally suppressed by the Mullah regime. Mr. stupid, Chomsky, and his stupid fans are as dangerous as Capitalism and Imperialism for the world and the people . Shame on them all.

Woody Allen Jokes with tragic Life

July 7, 2011

As Woody Allen says: “With comedy you can buy yourself out of the problems of life and diffuse them. In tragedy, you must confront them and it is painful. And we know that life is tragedy”, so lets buy ourselves out of the problems of life and the shitty world, and read some of his sarcastic/black jokes about the tragedy of life, etc:

When I bought my penthouse on Fifth Avenue, in the 1970s, I was a nightclub comic and just starting to make films. I paid a song for it. It was like $600,000. Twenty years later, when I sold it I got $13 million. Then in 1999 We bought a town house for $17.9 million in the Upper East Sides Carnegie Hill neighborhood -a big town house, 20,000 sq feet (1850 sq meter). We had 29 telephones. I sold it in 2004 for $24 million. I made more money in real estate than Ive ever made from movies . I was petrified of moving into a house. I felt that in a co-op I was protected by the doorman and the building, and I thought in a house anyone could get in and bludgeon me to death in my bed at night. After a month in the house I wished someone would come in and bludgeon me to death. It would be a relief. Its so difficult to do a house

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more

Where I grew up… in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide… you know, everyone was too unhappy

I feel s-e-x is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.

To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty

Film-making – to be a film director, you know is not a democracy it’s really a tyranny. Being creative is not democracy, it’s tyranny.

There is an inexplicable delight in the act of creating. In the sense that if a guy paints a canvas… You know, I’ve done this sometimes where I’ve gone and bought a lot of paints and just for the fun of it had an orgy of painting. I mean, I can’t paint at all.

Finally you find out that great success does not change your life in any meaningful way and failure doesn’t change your life in any meaningful way.

The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.


I feel humor is important for those two reasons: that it is a little bit of refreshment like music, and that women have told me over the years that it is very, very important to them

I do not believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

There’s nothing good about getting older-absolutely nothing-because the amount of wisdom and experience you gain is negligible compared to what you lose. You do gain a couple of things-you gain a little bittersweet and sour wisdom from your heartbreaks and failures and things-but what you lose is so catastrophic in every way

When youre worried about this joke, and this costume, and this wig, and that location, and the dailies, youre not worried about death and the brevity of life.

More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly

You raise a child and you hope that shes not going to come back and say, I did a thing in my journalism class on Charles Manson and weve fallen in love, Im going to marry him”

I work all the time because its a great distraction and it keeps me from sitting at home and obsessing morbidly. If I just got up in the morning and had no work to do, I would be sitting there and be thinking of the same thing that Anthony Hopkins’s character (in “You will meet a tall dark stranger”) thought off when he woke up in the middle of the night. You start thinking gee what is the purpose of life? Why is everything finite? Why do we get old and die? Why is it so tragic, why do our loved ones perish? Why do we degenerate? Who wants to think about that stuff?

So Im thinking about, gee, if I call Josh Brolin will he be available for this? I dont know Lucy, will she be able to do this as well as I think she will? These are all problems that you can solve and it makes you feel that you have some control over your life and if you dont solve them and it turns out that one of them was wrong for the part, whats the worse that happens? You have a bad movie, but you dont die. Thats why I keep making movies

Ive led a very, very privileged life and out of pure luck. Im the first one to say it. People are often not honest about it, but the truth of the matter is that you are very dependent on … you need luck. It’s a very, very important part of your life, and you don’t acknowledge that. You feel personally that, in a number of ways, I really havent lived up to the luck that Ive had. Im totally cognizant of the fact that Ive just been completely lucky.

the writing is great because in the writing you never have to leave your home. And you never have to meet the test of reality when you’re writing. When I write at home the film is always a masterpiece at that point.

I feel that if you solved all the political problems in the world, and solved all the relationship problems, and nobody was starving and everyone was living in peace and all of that, we would still have existential issues.

To live with the awful truth, we’re endowed with a denial mechanism. Some people have less of a denial mechanism than others, but without it, if you faced the real truth all the time, it’s very, very unpleasant

You are in this horrible world and for an hour and a half you duck into a dark room and its air-conditioned and the sun is not blinding you and you leave the terror of the universe behind and you are completely transported into an escapist situation. The women are beautiful, the men are witty and heroic, nobody has terrible problems and this is a delightful escapist thing, and you leave the theatre refreshed. Its like drinking a cool lemonade and then after a while you get worn down again and you need it again. It seems to me that making escapist films might be a better service to people than making intellectual ones and making films that deal with issues

Masoud Behnoud & All Mullah’s Men

July 6, 2011

These days the Iranians see the depth of Islamist-Reformists’ charlatanism. Now Iranians know that the Islamist-Reformists are “the Mullah’s Men”, i.e. Khamenei’s men. The dumb and dumber, i.e. the leaders of the Islamist-Reformists and the Monarchists , have some difference with each other, but both are among “the Mullah’s men”. Khamenei and his strategists know that they should have a very weak, very stupid, and very disgraced opposition , if they want to prevent their regime form falling down. And who is better than “the dumb and dumber, i.e. Khatami and Reza Pahlavi. The regime’s strategists think: “When the opposition groups as hateful as Khamenei and his regime, Khamenei and his Western supporters can keep the Islamic regime safe .” But as we said before, the real nightmare of the Islamic regime is not the current stupid opposition groups. As the young Iranians say: ‘We are not like our stupid parents. We are your nightmare, the stupid Mullahs. We are your nightmare, not Rafsanjanis mercenaries and Khatamists. We are your nightmare, not the stupid fake intellectuals, not the ultra-stupid Monarchists, not the ultra-stupid Rajavists; We are your nightmare, not the ultra-stupid older generation of Iranians.’ . In the recent days, the god father of the stupid Iranian journalists, Masoud Behnoud, said that 60% of Iranians will participate in the next election !! After that Iranians took shit on his empty head, and when he saw the people’s backlashes, He compared himself with a doctor and said: “What I said about the regime and the election is like what a doctor says about a patient and his disease [!!], It’s what the patient doesn’t want to hear” It’s a good joke when you know that the stupid Behnoud has only a high school diploma and as Iranian say is a “Bilmaz” i.e. an uneducated man. He added:” In the past elections the regime had been able to deceive 50% of the people and they attended the elections … Now deceiving 10% of the people is not very hard [!!!] “. It’s not a joke, it’s what this motherf-u-c-k-er stupid charlatan wrote in his new article . But what he says is the biggest possible lie. Even in the past elections, the rate and number of the people who unconditionally participated in the election was less than 20%, but now after the greatest possible fraud, and after mass rape, torture, and kill, the bastard Behnoud says that 50% + 10% will participate in the next Mullah’s election !! He thinks that the people are as stupid as him, or as Iranians say the people have eaten Maghz Khar (donkey’s brain) like him. In fact, the regime’s mercenaries, including bastard Behnoud, desperately try to say that the regime have the support of 50% of the people !! . In the recent years they said that the regime has the support of 90% of the people, and now have reached to 50% !! But as we said before, Iran’s population tells the truth. And this article can show us the depth of Behnoud’s stupidity . You can ask yourself: “Why is the Mullah regime frightened to death of a free Referendum? Why are the regime’s mercenaries frightened to death of a free Referendum?” Some Iranians say: “In a free referendum, under the watchful eyes of the international community, If less than 80% of Iranians vote against the Mullahs and their Islam, we would allow the Mullahs to rule for the another 30 years in Iran !! “. In fact, what we said about the structure of the Iranian eligible voters, should be read again . It shows the depth of Behnoud’s charlatanism. But who is this bastard, Masould Behound ? He is a BBC’s commentator, and one of the main traitors after the Ashoura Day . As we said before, Madhi was an unknown person. And the real Khamenei’s diamond for deceit is Masoud Behound, Nabai, Abdi, Mohajerani, Amir-Arjmand, etc, i.e. All the Mullah’s Men , that now they are really disgraced, and Iranians treat them like the dead little monkeys. They have passed their sell-by date.


The bastard Behound, who lives in London and is one of the god fathers of the Iranian news websites outside Iran and also a member of the traitors’ circles in London and Paris , makes use of a funny tactic for distorting the fact and misinforming and misleading the people (especially non-Iranians). He says: “If less than 60% of the people participate in the election, I simply would say that I was wrong [!!] and it was my personal opinion [!!] .. I don’t want this 60% participation [!!], but it’s a bitter truth and I only told the truth [!!!] … When a bank teller tells you that you are bankrupt, does he wants your bankruptcy? [!!!!]” He is really ultra-stupid and bastard. He distorts the fact, misinforms and misleads the people (non-Iranians and Iranian expats), and then stupidly shows the depth of his stupid paradox; at first he says: “I’m against what I said, I don’t like it, I’m like a bank teller”, and after a while he says: “I has always participated in all elections [show] in the Islamic regime. I really believe in participating in the Islamic elections [show], under any
(i.e. I’m not against what I said)”, And after the election show he want to say: “These shitty paradox was my personal opinion, and I was wrong !” It’s a really funny. The bastard Behound is full of shit and shitty paradox and contradiction. He tries to pretend that he is an anti-Mullah and says: “I’m against what I says!, like a bank teller !!”, but he adds: “I strongly believe in the Mullah regime, their elections [show], and participating in their elections [show]”. He confesses: “Once I was in Frankfurt, and I said to the opposition groups: “You think each person that tells you the truth, tells you that the regime is strong, is a regime’s mercenary’ … and when I went to Iran, Saeed Emami interrogated me for that sentence”. It’s a funny confession. The story of Behnoud and Saeed Emami, the deputy of Mullah’s intelligence service, is very funny. Faraj Sarkouhi, who was arrested by Emami’s groups, worked for Behnoud and has a lot of stories about him. But even Behnoud, himslef, wrote some articles about his special interviews with Emami and other dogs of the Mullah’s intelligence service, in Hotel Laleh and other places. Emami and others told him what he had to do, and what he did not have to do. Behound’s story is the same as the story of “All the Mullah’s men” . When they were in Iran, they worked for the Mullah dogs, and now they work with/for the Mullah agents and Mullah Mafia in the US and Europe. Behnoud works with Mohajenari and Rafsanjani’s son in London. He has implemented their plans, especially after the Ashoura day. But now the majority of Iranians know him. Now he is so disgraced, and that’s why he says: “Don’t be angry with me. I’m just a doctor that tell you the truth [!!!!] … the majority of Iranians are ignorant, and you should try to inform the people about boycotting the election, and then the people would not participate in the next election [!!!!]” It’s not a joke, it’s what this little monkey, who has always defended the Mullahs and the Mullah’s election shows, has said. He pretends that the people are as stupid and ignorant as him and his friends. Yes, the ordinary Iranians are stupid and have many problems and weak points, like other ordinary people around the world, but their understanding is much more than Behnoud and his friends . Unfortunately many Iranians think that “Iran is a hell, because the people are ignorant and illiterate”. But it’s just a big lie and an old stupid cliche for deceiving the people. The truth about Iran in 21st century is :” Iran is a hell, because its journalists are someone like Behnoud, and its reformists are someone like Khatami. Iran is a hell, because 99% of its intellects and journalists, who have a reputation, are mercenary, Khayemal, and charlatan. Iran is a hell, because of its fake intellects and its Khayemal journalists [ass-licker journalists] “. In fact, in the past 100 years Iran had two major problems: (1) People illiteracy and ignorance (2) The ultra-stupid intellects and journalists that the majority of them were mercenary. Now, in 2011, the first problem has been solved, but the second problem has remained or even has been deteriorated. But the younger generation of unknown intellects would solve the second problem, and you can be sure that they will put Behnoud and other Mullah’s mercenaries in the trash can of the history. These bastards, i.e. All the Mullah’s men, have been dead and buried inside Iran.

Iranian Humor: Only in Iran

July 6, 2011

Some things only happen in Iran. And the pictures are the best tool for describing them.

Heavy traffic is one of the main issues under the Mullah regime. It’s really serious.


Sometimes the road signs and their translations are really unbelievable.


Of course, the translation issue is a very serious matter in many other occasions.


Some Mullahs try to be modern and flirt with young girls for directing them to the right direction. But almost all the time the young girls try to make fun of them and their Islamic laws.


The Mullahs, the perverts, desperately try to guide the young Iranians, but in the end, they are the people who are guided !

U.S. supports Bastard Assad

July 5, 2011

In the recent days, some Western media said: “The US is pushing the Syrian opposition to maintain dialogue with Bastard Assad’s regime as details emerge of a controversial “ROADMAP” for reforms that would leave him in power for now despite demands for his overthrow during the country’s bloody three-month uprising ” Robert Ford, the US ambassador, has been urging opposition figures to talk to the regime, said Radwan Ziadeh, a Syrian opposition. “They are asking Assad to lead the transition !! and this is not acceptable to the protesters,” he said. “It is too late.” the US has not called openly for Assad’s overthrow. It’s exactly like their position about Khamenei. A state department spokesman said: “We are encouraging genuine dialogue between the opposition and the regime but we are not promoting anything” The US politicians are really so shameless, and the American lefts are really stupid and think that the US is the enemy of Syria or Iran. These stupids can not understand that the US needs some fake and straw enemies, for justifying wasting money on the stupid plans, reactionary goals, etc . Which fake enemy could be better than Assad and Khamenei ? They are weak, without any national support, without any people support . So, they are the best candidate for making a straw “bogeyman”. The stupid straw bogeyman works for the American interests, and is useful for deceiving lunatic lefts, lunatic rights, and stupid fake intellects. The shameful support of Bastard Assad’s regime and Khamenei’s regime is an indelible stain on the name of American politicians and American lefts. Shame on Obama and American politicians, and Shome on Navie Chomsky and his stupid followers.

The Syrian opposition says at least 1,500 people have been killed since mid-March. It’s so obvious that Bastard Assad is trying to buy time, and the US and the West help him very much. It’s exactly like our situation in Iran. “This roadmap would leave the regime in place,” warned one opposition figure. “It makes the west happy, but how can they give legitimacy to Bastard Assad, when there are a million people on the streets demanding he be removed? “, he added. The US and the Zionists are the real friend of Bastard Assad and Khamenei, and they can only deceive a bunch of stupid westerners who are so naive and ignorant. Why Bush and Christian fanatics, who naturally should be the enemy of the fanatic Jews, supported I-s-r-a-e-l ? the answer is very important and informative. As we said before, the Apocalyptic Politics is part of the answer The evangelical Christian Zionist, like the fanatic Jews and the Islamists-Mahvadists in Iran, are not content to wait for the Second Coming of Christ/Mahdi. They think that the arrival of the End of Times should be prodded, advanced and cajoled. And all of them work for the End of Times. And of course, they are very charlatan and hypocrite and know that if the people, in the all around the world, had real freedom and democracy, then they should go and die. In fact, if there is no continuous crisis, war, and hate, then they and their reactionary thoughts can not live, and will become extinct very soon . The religious fanatics hate each other, but they support each other, because all of them have the same goal. But It’s a part of the whole story. The British and Western charlatans work for their own short-term benefits, too. They are blind and opportunist and can not see or don’t want to see their own long-term benefits. They can not understand that supporting the dictatorship and tyranny is like supporting the slavery. This is as stupid and fruitless as that, and their destiny is not better than the slaveholders’ destiny.

Canada and USA: 1st July vs 4th July

July 5, 2011

The 1st July is the Canada Day, and the 4th July is the Independence Day, the birthday of USA. In the recent days, the U.S. marked the 235th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independenc, and Canadians marked the 144th anniversary of the formation of the union of the British North America provinces in a federation under the name of Canada, in 1867. In fact, The US is at least 100 years older than Canada and quite different. After the American revolution, the British politicians thought that the new republic and federal system could not succeed in forming an independent country and sooner or later most of Americans would turn back to their British masters. But in 1860s, after the Civil War, the Britain was totally disappointed at the fall of the American regime, the first republic system of the world. The English and French wars and conflicts were a unique opportunity for the Americans, but a historical obstacle for Canadians . When in 1763 Britain defeated France and became the lone European imperial power in North America, they never thought that within 20 years they would lose most of what they had gained. The British politicians became more arrogant and dug their own grave. The Sugar and Currency acts, the stamp act, the tea act, etc were the final nails in the British empire’s coffin in the colony of America. In the early 1770s the revolutionary wars began, and the pamphlet Common Sense by Thomas Paine presented powerful arguments opposing kings and supporting a pure republic; It changed the minds of many colonists. In the summer of 1776, Thomas Jefferson prepared the initial draft of the declaration, and Congress voted for independence on July 2, 1776, and signed the formal declaration two days later. The France supported the American rebels by all means, and had a very important role in the defeat of the British empire in the colony of America . The American Revolution ended in 1783 with the Treaty of Versailles (Paris), recognizing the independence of the US and the division of the North American continent. But Canada was a garrison for the British soldiers and the Loyalists (royalists)- who had fled to Canada as refugees of the American Revolution and became the founders of two provinces, Ontario and New Brunswick – and an unstable home for some small groups of British and French colonists. The wars between Canada and America, like the war of 1812, were wars between the Americans and the British empire in North America. The Americans could not defeat the British army in the North America, and the British North America colonies remained and finally were called Canada .


The American Civil war in 1860s, was the last hope of Britain for defeating the Americans and the American system. The economic and population growth that the British North American colonies experienced after 1815, was accompanied by challenges to the system of government established in reaction to the American Revolution. To restrict the rise of democracy, the excess of which supposedly had induced the thirteen colonies to rebel, the imperial authority encouraged a form of representative government that allowed political control to rest in the hands of an oligarchy, an elite group of appointed colonial officials . The outbreak of rebellion in 1837 forced a reconsideration of imperial policy toward colonial governance. The union of the Canada and responsible government achieved during the 1840s. And finally, after the American Civil war, the British authorities reconsidered their plans for Canada. The realities of the North American environment, required a American-style federalism, and since Canada was to have the first federal structure of government within the British Empire, the architects of Confederation naturally looked for guidance to the US Constitution. But Confederation did not confer full national independence. Britain retained control of foreign affairs and could theoretically veto Canadian legislation . On July 1, 1867, the Dominion of Canada, with four provinces -Quebec (formerly Canada East), Ontario (formerly Canada West), New Brunswick, and Nova Scotia – came into being, and Macdonald was appointed as the first prime minister of the Dominion. But Canada was not an independent country. In fact, the Canadian full national independence has a long story. In 1920s, the Liberals under Mackenzie King continued the quest for national autonomy and reconstitution of the British Empire into a Commonwealth of Nations, ultimately achieved by the Statute of Westminster in 1931, that officially recognizes Canadian autonomy in foreign affairs . Some analysts say that it’s the declaration of Canadian independence. But is was not a full independence, and Canada still had to consult the British Parliament to change the Canadian constitution. Finally in the early 1980s, with the new Constitution Act (1982) , that included a Charter of Rights and Freedoms, no longer was it necessary to consult the British Parliament to change the Canadian constitution. Of course Canada still has the British crown as its head of state, and the Governor General is considered as a representative of the British crown, but it’s just a weird tradition/legacy and has not any special meaning and effect.


The American Revolution/Independence of 1776, unlike the French Revolution of 1789 and the subsequent Reign of Terror and many other disasters, was a stable democracy. And the Canadian system like the British system was a conservative system and finally could establish a stable democracy after 1867. In the recent days, the British royal couple, (Prince) William and Kate were in Canada for celebrating the country’s 144th birthday. In fact, Canada’s relations with Britain (and France and USA) is one of the most complicated relationships in the world. Prime Minister Stephen Harper and Governor-General David Johnston officially welcomed William and Kate, with Johnston describing this country as the “honeymoon capital of the Commonwealth” !! But as the Canadian media say: “Half of the Canadian agree that the monarchy was a ‘relic of our colonial past that has no place in Canada today . An Angus Reid poll showed support for Canada’s remaining a monarchy had reached 36 per cent, up from 33 per cent . The monarchy is considered irrelevant or of little interest to the largest number of Canadians. Those who care passionately about it, one way or the other, are in a minority” But it’s not the whole story. The Canadian media say: “But there has never been a sustained, serious debate in Canada about the monarchy, as in Australia . No political party has ever demanded one; no political leader has ever encouraged one … In any event, even if Australia, followed by New Zealand, ditched the royal link, Canada’s Constitution would make it nigh impossible to sever the link to Charles and Camilla and William and Kate and their progeny .” Canada is the country of immigration and immigrants. All Canadians are immigrants. Aboriginals were first immigrants and the French and British immigrants came in the recent centuries. The continuous flow of immigrants ensures the Canadian prosperity. In Quebec, Canada Day is not celebrated as fervently as in the rest of the country. Federal offices, schools, banks are closed but many people in Quebec look at July 1st as “moving day,” as this date has been historically the end of lease agreements. Many new Immigrants celebrate Canada Day like the old immigrants, and are happy being Canadian, but the Conservative’s policy on immigration continue. Recently the immigration laws has changed again. Effective July 1, 2011 and for the ensuing 12 months, only 500 applications in each occupation will be considered for a permanent resident visa. It should come as no surprise to anyone who follows Canadian politics that the party in power, with a fresh majority of seats in the House of Commons, has reduced by half the number of applications to be accepted for processing, without a job offer, under the FSW Program . The decrease in the FSW numbers fits the philosophy of the Conservative government. There has been a gradual but steady shift in Canadian Immigration policy since the Conservatives formed government some five years ago. Before then, Canada assumed the role of chief selector of individuals who wanted to immigrate to Canada. Since 2006 much of immigrant selection has devolved to the provinces and territories and they all now administer their own Immigration departments and selection systems. To qualify for the Federal Immigrant Investor Program, applicants must have: A minimum net worth of C$1,600,000 CAN; and Make a C$800,000 CAN secured investment. And as of July 1, 2011, CIC will not be accepting any new Federal Entrepreneur applications. And all of these new restrictions are a result of the Conservatives’ victory in May 2011 election. Some people ask: “Does the Conservatives want to restore the immigration laws of 1970s or before 1970s ?” Prior to 1970s, almost 90 percent of immigrants were of European origin , by the early 1970s about half came from other regions, including the West Indies, Africa, South America, and Asia. According to the 2001 census, 2.2 million immigrants were admitted to Canada from 1991 to 2000. Nearly three-fifths of the 1.8 million immigrants who actually took up permanent residence in Canada came from Asia, including the Middle East, and only about one-fifth came from Europe. The 2000s had almost the same pattern, but the 2010s could be different.

Thailand Election & Thailand Public Image

July 4, 2011

For the fourth time in a decade, Thailand has voted for a party associated with the exiled populist Thaksin Shinawatra. The situation in Thailand is really complicated. We and many other non-Thai, could not understand who is the bad guy in the Thai political scene ! (all sides seem like bad guys!) and what the majority and the intellects want! In fact, Thailand is the land of funny contradictions. Some Thais say: “Thaksin Shinawatra, a billionaire, is a wealthy former businessman who became Prime Minister in 2001 at the helm of the TRT, Thai Rak Thai, (Thais Love Thais) party. Thaksin, who ruled until his 2006 ouster, became one of the longest ruling Thai civilian politicians in recent history. At the root of his success is a vastly successful populist platform and economic policy, which included offering the first universal health care scheme to poor Thais. His party became vastly popular with poor Thais in northeastern Thailand, but his opponents accused him of authoritarianism, human rights violation, corruption and tax evasion . His rather rebellious attitude towards Thailands monarchy also won him the hatred of hardcore monarchists. Protests by the Peoples Alliance for Democracy (PAD), the yellow-shirts, a group of conservative ultra-nationalist monarchists with fascist inklings, led to Thaksins ouster by a military coup in September 2006 . The heavily politicized military, which sees itself as the guardian of the monarchy, was the other heavyweight
non-parliamentary opponent of Thaksins regime. The military banned the TRT, wrote a new constitution and finally called elections for December 2007. … Now the military have accepted Yingluck as the Thai Prime Minister, but warned that the Pheu Thai party and the military will drift apart-and that the Pheu Thai Party, particularly Taksin, must not transgress on the Thai monarchy !!”


Thailand, 65 million, and its protests are known enough. The Red Shirts began their protests in April 2010. Iranian protesters (Greens) remember Thailand protests (Reds) very well. Now, after one year, the Thai protesters are winning the election again. The landslide win Sunday by the opposition Pheu Thai party makes Thaksins sister, Yingluck Shinawatra, the countrys first female prime-minister-elect . It also represents a sharp rejection of the 2006 military coup that overthrew Thaksin. Fourteen months after the army crushed protests in Bangkok by red-shirted supporters of Thaksin. Thailand is the land of coup !, and has seen 18 successful and attempted military coups since it transitioned from an absolute monarchy in 1932 . Pheu Thai is the successor party of TRT, the party founded by Thaksin Shinawatra and which brought him to power in 2001. He was deposed by a military coup in September 2006 and has been in self-imposed exile since. However, he still controls Pheu Thai and has installed his sister Yingluck Shinawatra. But some Thais hate both Red and Yellow groups. A Thai says : “the New Politics Party has put up posters urging voters to vote No. Thai ballot papers provide a No option after listing all the parties/candidates, allowing voters to make a legitimate abstention. … what they are trying to say is that all politicians are monkeys and hungry beasts. The message in their poster is that even if you manage to escape from a tiger, youll only run into a crocodile. So throw the whole lot out”


Thailand was an absolute monarchy from 1782 until 1932, when rebels seized power in a coup and established a constitutional monarchy. The country was known as Siam until 1939 (when it was renamed Thailand), and again for a few years in the late 1940s. In 1949 the name Thailand was adopted a second time. The politics of Thailand are currently conducted within the framework of a constitutional monarchy, whereby the Prime Minister is the head of government and a hereditary monarch is head of state. The 1997 Constitution was the first constitution to be drafted by popularly elected Constitutional Drafting Assembly, and was called the “People’s Constitution”. The 1997 Constitution created a bicameral legislature consisting of a 500-seat House of Representatives and a 200-seat Senate. The January 2001 general election, the first election under the 1997 Constitution, was called the most open, corruption-free election in Thai history. But in 2006, without meeting much resistance, a military junta overthrew the government. The junta abrogated the constitution, dissolved Parliament and the Constitutional Court, detained and later removed several members of the government, declared martial law, and appointed one of the king’s Privy Counselors, General Surayud Chulanont, as the Prime Minister . The junta also appointed a 250-member legislature, called by some critics a “chamber of generals”.


The Thai use the phrase “land of the free” to express pride in the fact that Thailand is the only country in Southeast Asia never colonized by a European power. But the phrase “land of the free” should be used for their weird traditions and the public image of Thailand. As you know, Tourism is a major economic factor in Thailand. The annual number of tourists is more than 15 million. The world knows Thailand as the heaven of “S-e-x Tourism”. Estimates of the number of prostitutes vary widely and are subject to controversy. A 1974 study put the number of prostitutes at 500,000 to 700,000. A 2004 estimate by Chulalongkorn University gives a total of 2.8 million s-e-x workers, including 2 million women, 20,000 adult males and 800,000 minors under the age of 18 . One estimate published in 2003 placed the trade at US$ 4.3 billion per year or about three percent of the Thai economy. Centers such as Bangkok (Patpong, Nana Plaza, and Soi Cowboy), Pattaya, and Phuket (Patong) are often identified as primary tourist “prostitution” areas, with Hat Yai and other Malaysian border cities catering to Malaysians, prostitution takes place in nearly every major city and province in the country. More than 500,00 Thais were living with HIV/AIDS. Thailand is also known for a traditional style of body massage, and also for a erotic message. .

It’s very interesting that prostitution had been illegal in Thailand, since 1960, when a law was passed under pressure from the UN. In fact, Thailand is the land of contradictions. Some tourists say: “Thai society has its own unique set of often contradictory sexual mores. Visiting a prostitute or a paid mistress is not an uncommon, though not necessarily acceptable behavior, for men . Many Thai women, for example, believe the existence of prostitution actively reduces the incidence of rape. Among many Thai people, there is a general attitude that prostitution has always been, and will always be, a part of the social fabric of Thailand … S-e-x-u-al relationships for single women also meets disapproval by a majority of the Thai population, premarital s-e-x, casual s-e-x and extramarital s-e-x with prostitutes is accepted, expected and sometimes even encouraged for Thai men , the latter being perceived as less threatening to a marriage over lasting relationships with a so-called “minor wife”…But many people said that people in Thailand generally disapprove of prostitution !” In 2005, the owner of several massage parlors in Bangkok and considered by many “a godfather of prostitution”, was elected for a four-year term to the Thai House of Representatives ! , but in 2006 the Constitutional Court removed him from office.


Thailand is the land of contradiction. There’s nothing unusual about finding a shrine in Bangkok, Tuptim Shrine in the Nai Lert Park. Instead of the usual Buddhist gods and spirits the Tuptim Shrine revolves around something that some might consider quite unholy, the P-e-n-is. All around the things that look like little sticks of wood and statues are all the same -loads and loads of penises; all shapes and sizes. Some tourists say: “It’s one the funny contradictions of Thailand. Bangkok has a reputation for its s-e-x-u-a-l exploits but this is a peaceful antidote to some of the more in-your-face spectacles on offer in the city”. Chao Mae Tuptim is a Chinese deity. She protects fishermen and sailors. There is more than one Chao Mae Tuptim shrine in Thailand. Some Iranians, that in the recent years has become one of the major groups of the tourists in Thailand and often are fooled by the Lady boys!, say: “It can be acceptable and harmless, that you think that one of the gods should be a p-e-n-i-s, or in the shape of a p-e-n-i-s. It’s exactly your creator ! In this way, Iranians can change their common slang from “to my balls” to “to my god” ” Although fairly unusual there are other p-e-n-i-s shrines throughout Asia, most notably Kanamara Matsuri in Japan where there is an annual p-e-n-i-s festival. Bangkok, 6 million, is the capital and the only city of Thailand that have more than 1 million population. The official language of Thailand is Thai. According to the census (2000) 94.6% of the total population are Buddhists of the Theravada tradition. Muslims are the second largest religious group in Thailand at 4.6%. Thai Buddhism has evolved over time to include many regional beliefs originating from Hinduism, animism as well as ancestor worship. The official calendar in Thailand is based on the Eastern version of the Buddhist Era, which is 543 years ahead of the Gregorian calendar (2011 is 2554 BE in Thailand). The literacy rate in Thailand is high, near 90%.The annual rate of population growth of 0.7 percent. The average number of children per woman is near 1.5. Thailand is the largest newspaper market in Southeast Asia with an estimated circulation of at least 13 million copies daily in 2003. But it’s not the whole story of Thailand, the land of funny contradictions.


Some tourists say: “In the type of Buddhism practiced in Thailand, women are viewed as naturally inferior to men. They think that women are impure, carnal, and corrupting. This is also evidenced by the belief that women cannot attain enlightenment, although this view is disputed by other Buddhist scriptures … S-e-x with prostitutes is viewed by wives as empty s-e-x, and thus women may allow their husbands to have meaningless s-e-x with prostitutes rather than to find a new spouse !!” According to the US-based research institute Protection Project, the number of children involved in prostitution living in Thailand ranges from 12,000 to the hundreds of thousands. Thailands Health System Research Institute estimates that children in prostitution make up 40% of prostitutes in Thailand. Some Western tourists say: “In Bangkok, everything are almost free for us. The local s-e-x workers are readily available for a rate of $30 per night, the whole night. However, there are places that have been reported to offer such services for $20. This is typically the Thai price, the local price, but the price for the tourists is at least $60”. And some tourist add: “ In poor, uneducated, rural families , the s-e-x trades has become an income-earning occupation for daughters who have few other job alternatives. Its true that most of the urban s-e-x workers earn more income than their families back home, sending savings home each month to support younger siblings and older parents. While girls sent to the big cities as CSWs (commercial s-e-x worker) can sometimes quietly retire and return to their villages, for every happy ending, there are many more sad tales of drug use and physical abuse. We should not forget that many children bought and sold after being kidnapped and enslaved .” Thailand faces a number of social problems. Corruption affects government, business, and even the Buddhist monkhood (sangha), and the press frequently reports scandals. Drugs and drug trafficking are ongoing concerns. Wide social gaps -between rich and poor, city and countryside- compound these problems. Many believed that the main root of s-e-x tourism in Thailand is poverty, and it’s really tragic.

British Protests and British Tactics

July 3, 2011

The British media say: “The British teachers staged the biggest school strikes since the 1980s over a plan for reforming public sector pensions. In Wales, around 40,000 public sector workers joined the strike. An estimated 1,000 Welsh schools closed, and dozens of government buildings and services were also shut. More than 11,100 schools in Britain closed or cancelled lessons, forcing parents to stay at home or make other arrangements for their children. Thousands of parents were forced to take a day off work with nearly 6,000 schools closed and 5,000 partially closed. In total, half of schools were affected. The forecast that the cost of paying pensions to 6 million public sector workers will fall by £67bn over the next 50 years undermined David Cameron’s claim earlier this week that the system could “go broke” if it is not reformed. More than 2 million pupils missed classes as a group of four breakaway unions staged the first mass strikes against the coalition’s austerity plans.”


The British media added: “Thursday’s 24-hour walkout by teachers, lecturers and civil servants over plans to overhaul public sector pensions should serve as a “wake-up call” for the government, said the leader of the Public and Commercial Services union. Mark Serwotka warned that the unions were determined to keep protesting until ministers change those plans. He said the strike was the “best we have seen for 10 years”. The threat of further and more widespread industrial action loomed after thousands took part in a huge rally in central London, with others staged in towns and cities around the country.” And a Brit says: “it should be a real wake up call for government and show them that people are not going to be just pushed into a corner, but they will fight these divisive politicians and their partisan media cronies every step of the way” In fact, Britain and British politicians are expert in “divide and rule” tactic. They try to divide the protesters in different groups with different interests. If the British students, the British doctors, the British workers, etc can unite to form a united front for protesting against the corrupt politicians and their dreadful policies, then their problems -pension, tuition, NHS issues, etc – will be solved very soon. But the British media can successfully divide the protesters and pretend that they should fight against each other, not against the corrupt politicians, who are the main part of the problem.


The British protests are like the Greek and Spanish protests, but there is some meaningful difference between them. The British society is not like the Greek and Spanish society, that both experienced some sort of brutal dictatorship in 1960s and 1970s. The British society is the oldest Parliamentary democracy in the modern World. The Brits were the first nation that fought against Monarchy and could gain some considerable victory. The Brits were too conservative and tried to solve their problems in a long gradual process. Of course, a lot of their problems have not solved yet. But what they gained was stable. (Of course, in the recent decades, the speed of changes in Britain was very slow, and their traditional conservatism has converted to their main obstacle). The Greek and Spanish societies are “Young and New Democracy”. Of course, the ancient Greece was one of the first democracy in the world, but they were not stable democracy, like the UK and the US. The ancient Greek society was like the ancient Persian society, but the Greek/Roman governments were more modern and liberal than the ancient Persian Monarchy. It’s an undeniable fact. The same thing is true about the current situation in Iran and Greece. The Iranian society is at least as modern as the Greek society and Spanish society, and all of them have some sort of fake democracy; But the Islamic tyranny and the Islamists Rapists in Iran, are really a horrible nightmare for the Iranian society, and it’s one of the main difference between Iran and Greece or Spain.


The British government is not as stupid as Greek and Spanish governments, and try to make use of “divide and conquer” tactics. In fact, the British politicians are the greatest charlatans in the world and “the British Charlatanism” is a British legacy for the world world . In Britain, the British politicians try to prevent the people from uniting and protesting against the corrupt British politicians. They used the same tactics in the British Colonies, i.e. in America, India, Africa, etc . The British students, the British public workers, the British teachers, the British doctors, the British journalists, the British workers of the private sector, etc are among the British protesters, but they don’t unite with each other, and many of them hate the other groups. The British protesters blame each others, and it’s exactly what the British politicians want. The corrupt British system and it’s “divide and conquer” tactics can deceive the ordinary Brits and prevent them from seeing the roots of their problems. The corrupt British media, like the BBC and the Guardian, can deceive and control the ordinary Brits . In fact, the British bastards are master of hypocrisy and charlatanism, and both in internal affairs and foreign affairs, they use the same tactics. The Mullahs that are a British product of the British Mullah Makers, are a exact copy of the British politicians.


While Iranians experiences a medieval tyranny, with medieval rape, torture, and mass murder, the European society experiences a corrupt democracy, with corrupt politicians, corrupt media, and corrupt banks/corporations. The differences between the European ,American, and Iranian societies are not as big as what some stupid analysts say. The meaningful differences are the differences that many stupid
intellects/analysts can not see and understand them. The Iranian society is as modern as American and European society, with its own weak points, its special weak points
. The number and rate of the religious fanatics, the racists, the right-wing stupid bastards, the ignorant youths, the stupid teenagers, the fake intellects, the corrupt media, the corrupt journalists, the ultra-stupid believers in the conspiracy theories, etc, in the American and British society are amost equal to their number and rate in Iran. The number and rate of educated people, university students, educated girls, university-educated girls, liberal youths, open-minded youths, etc are equal in Iran, the US and the Europe. The governments of Iran, the US and the Europe are friends of each other and try to f-u-c-k the people. The educated and open-minded people in Iran, the US, the Europe, and many other parts of the world, that are a considerable population, are much more modern than their corrupt governments, so they should unite with each other and try to fight against the corrupt democracy, for building a better world and a better democracy. It’s possible. It’s really possible.

Persian Jokes

July 3, 2011

It’s the second part of the Iranian jokes series.

A Rashti’s boy asked his Dad: “Why don’t you allow me to go to Tehran”. The Rashti said: “Because it’s so dangerous for our city”. The Rashti’s boy asked: “for our city? why?” The Rashti said: “Because if you go to Tehran, you get HIV. If you get HIV, your girlfriend get HIV. If your GF get HIV, I get HIV. If I get HIV, your mother get HIV. And If your mother get HIV, then the whole city get HIV”

The Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Khatami died and went all to hell. The Queen Elizabeth said: “I miss England. I wanna call England”. She called and talked for about 5minutes. then she said: “Well, Devil, how much do I owe you? the Devil goes: 5 million dollars… 5 million dollars!!! she made him a check and went to sit back on her chair. Bill Clinton was so jealous; He starts screaming: me too; I wanna call the US. He called and talked for about 2 minutes; then he said: well, Devil how much do I owe you? the Devil goes: 10 million dollars. He paid it and went. Khatami was extremely jealous too. He started screaming: I wanna call Iran too. He called Iran and he talked for about twenty hours. He was talking and talking and talking. then he said: well, Devil how much do I owe you? the Devil goes: 1 dollar. – Only 1 dollar ?! the Devil goes: well, from hell to hell it’s local

An Interview in American Embassy in Saudi Arabia: INTERVIEWER: name ARAB: Jasim abdul-Ahmed INTERVIEWER: s-e-x ARAB: 20 times a week INTERVIEWER :no I mean male or female ARAB :there is no difference

A Turk was writing graffiti on a wall: “Live long P-e-n-i-s”. Some Basijis came and arrested him. They asked him : “why do you write these craps?”, he said: “for 3 reasons that our dear leader, Khomeini learned us: 1- It has sacrificed its head for Islam. 2- It makes real human 3- It comes up (rises up) against Bad-Hijab or Bi-Hijab women.

A Rashti Footballer was dying. He desperately asked his wife: “I’m dying now, Please tell the truth, how much time did you have s-e-x with somebody else?” She said: “To be honest, 2 or 3 times.” Rashti asked: “Please say how they happened”. She said: “Do you remember that your head coach was your enemy at first, but after a while he became your close friend ?” Rashit said: “Yes”, She said: “That was the first time. Do you remember your team-mates hated you, but after a while all of them became your friends? ” Rashit said: “Yes” She said: “That was the second time. And do you remember that all spectators hated you and all of them insulted you, but after a while, the whole spectators, the whole 100,000 spectators at the Azadi Stadium, applauded you ? that was the last time”

An American and an Iranian board a plane to LAX. Iranian sits next to American. American asks: What kind of “ian” are you?
– What? – I said What kind of “ian” are you? – I don’t understand your question. – Stupid! Are you Cambodian, Indian or Iranian?
– Oh! I am Iranian. 2 hours passed without a word. Iranian asks: What kind of “key” are you? – What? – Are you a monkey, donkey, or Yankee?

A Rashti kid says to his mother: “Mam, today, when your were out, aunt Sahar came and she and Dad went to the bedroom.” the mother said: “stop here, and tell the full story at night, when your dad comes”. At night, the mother said: “my son, what was you saying in the morning” the kid says: “Mom, when you were out, aunt Sahar and Dad went to the bedroom and did something like what you and uncle Ali had done yesterday.”

A Rashti said to his wife: “Honey, bring some of those foreign condoms, for having more fun” And she said: “No, those are for my guests.”

In an English calls, the teacher asks a Turk: “Make an English sentence with “Never mind”? the Turks says: “I F-u-c-k your mother” the teacher says: ” It had not any “Never mind”. I said “Never mind”. Never mind” the Turk says: “so, I fuck your wife, too”

The Rashti asked his wife: “Please tell the truth, do you ever sleep with somebody else?” She said: “No, only you slept with me, others don’t sleep until the morning.”

You have just received a Basiji computer virus. Since we are not so technologically advanced, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this virus to everyone you know. Thank you very much for helping me. Basiji, the Hacker

The Rashti’s wife went to hospital for childbirth. When Rashti wanted to pay the hospital bill, he found that it’s too expensive. So, he went to his own neighborhood and said: “Hey buddies, please pay your share, I can’t afford to pay your bill”

An Iranian dies and goes to Heaven. After six months the Iranian decides to go and see what happens to the Mullahs, the Devil shows him around. The Iranian sees that Ayatollah Motahari and Marilyn Monroe are in the same room. the Iranian asks the Devil what is this? is this heaven or hell? why they are in the same room? the Devil responds: “it’s the Marilyn’s hell and Motahari’s heaven.”

Top Signs that you know you are Iranian/Persian, even if you are a new American, Canadian, etc: -you never tell a girl you are Iranian if they are blond you say Persian and to the other girls you are Italian – You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it’s normal – You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport – You say bye 17 times on the phone – You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone’s house – Your relatives alone could populate a small city. – You drink 6 cups of tea a day

One day an Iranian was encountered by his boss and his boss started asking question. He asked the boy “hey , where have you come from ?” The boy answered “oh I lived in turkey for a while and I hate that country”. The boss asked:” why do you hate that country”. Boy said ” because it is full of sluts and soldiers”. the boss replied with anger” Excuse me…my wife is a Turk “. The boy said “Oh what is your wife’s military position?”

A guy asks a Turk ,what kind of a bread do you eat for breakfast, he replies ,three Lavashes .Guy asks what about lunch, Turk says ,two Taftons. Guy asks how about dinner ,Turk reply ,two Sangaks. Guy says ,so that is a rumor that Turks eat Barbari. Turk says , idiot, do you think that I eat these mentioned breads with what?

There was this girl that was getting married to a Gazvini guy. Before her wedding, her mom said to watch out for the Qazvini guys cause they have a bad habit. Her mom said that if he ever asks you to turn around, you should not do it and tell me about it. So, she gets married. Two years later, she calls her mom up and says: “Mom, he told me to turn around… it’s time to have kids”