The stupid Royal Wedding

In the recent days, the British media have focused on a royal wedding of the British royal family. It’s so ridiculous that in 21st century the people’s money should be spent on the royal family and their shameful traditions. There will surely be nothing better in 2011 than a stupid royal wedding, with all its pageantry, to distract the British public from their economic disaster, and the spending cuts being inflicted on it by Camerons stern chancellor of the exchequer, George Osborne. The four day holiday in the UK for the royal wedding, is one of the most ridiculous holidays in the world. Some reports say that the real cost of the stupid royal wedding is more than $100 million. The cost will be paid by the people’s money, not the royal family’s money. The stupid royal traditions surely don’t belong in modern society. In the recent decades the British royal family have not had their traditional influence over local or global policies. The majority of Britons don’t like the Monarchy and the royal family. The struggle between the Monarchy and the British people has a very long story. The Britons were the first people that rebelled against the Monarchy and established a Parliament and a modern constitutional monarchy. Hundreds years of struggle against the Monarchy can not be forgotten by the stupid propaganda about the stupid royal wedding. it is interesting that Tony Blair and Gordon Brown have not been invited to these stupid wedding, despite John Major and Lady Thatcher being invited, because the Labor party had some clash with the royal family, but the Conservatives are the old friend of the royal family. The dislike and fight against the Monarchy have a very deep historical root in the UK, but these days the media bullshit us again.

CNN alone will have a team of roughly 125 reporters, cameramen and crew assigned to the wedding. The network has 50 people on the ground working on the breaking news in Japan, plus others scattered in Bahrain, Tunisia, Libya and Egypt !!! BBC America General Manager Perry Simon was in a taxicab in London when he first heard about the engagement. He immediately made a call to his programming department. The network declared itself “Home of the Royal Wedding.” Syndicated CBS celebrity shows “The Insider” and “Entertainment Tonight” will broadcast across the street from Buckingham Palace. Only the BBC and British commercial broadcasters ITV and Sky will be allowed to film the procession and the service inside the church. The U.S. and international broadcasters must purchase this stupid show from one of these networks. The stupid American and British media say: “The last royal wedding, between Princess Diana and Prince Charles was the most-watched television event. Thirty years ago, Diana Spencer, traveled from Buckingham Palace to St. Paul’s Cathedral to marry Charles, Prince of Wales. At the time, it was the biggest live television event in history, watched by 750 million viewers world-wide. Compared with the crowd their son is expecting April 29, that’s nothing. An estimated two billion TV viewers will see all or part of the coverage of Prince William and his longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton exchanging vows at Westminster Abbey. Add an expected 400 million for online streaming and radio and the number swells to nearly 35% of the world’s population. An additional 800,000 observers likely will crowd outside Buckingham Palace the day of the event, many of them tweeting and Facebook posting and shooting video with their phones. On a scale of one to 10 in big TV events, this is a 10 plus, plus !!” The world has too much stupid people, or the media tell lie as usual ??! We are not sure that the world has 2 billion foolish. The reports say that 75% of Britons don’t like the royal family and don’t care about them and their news. But the mainstream media bullshit us Shame on them all.

Britons’ comments in the mainstream media are funny: “I’m working and listening to Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow. Nothing to do with the wedding, mind … Perhaps you aren’t aware, but today is the 3rd Annual Save the Frogs Day. Events are occuring across the globe to help save those Frogs, and in Dorset, “We will be having a specially planned Save The Frogs Day Wedding!” … Today is also the 66th anniversary of the nuptials of Fräulein Eva Braun and Herr Adolf Hitler … Huw Edwards just said that the wedding is being broadcast across 5 continents. Does anybody know which of the populated continents isn’t interested?! … No, all eyes aren’t on the wedding. In fact everyone I know doesn’t really give a toss about it … What an utter waste of space this nonsense is, and what an embarrassment Britain is in the world … I care about the wedding so little I logged on especially to tell you all … Have we been told what silly title the Queen will give the couple as a wedding present yet? My money’s on The Duke and Duchess of Scunthorpe … When will we get the divorce news? … I’m trying to find somewhere -anywhere- where I can get through my day without being subjected to this tosh”

One Response to The stupid Royal Wedding

  1. will smith says:

    Fuck the royal family! I hope some terrorist blows em up!

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