Hugo Chaves and stupid Lefts

April 21, 2011

The love story of Chavez and stupid lefts is a real tragedy. What we said about Hugo Chavez and Oliver Stone had some stupid reactions, that were like the reactions to what we said about Chavez’s bullshit about Gaddafi . The stupid lefts can not understand the basic vital concepts, and it’s one of the main problems of the world. In fact, the Capitalists and the stupid lefts, are two side of the same coin. And both of them are really horrible troublemakers. The majority of stupid lefts are Marxist. The great Howard Zinn once said in an interview : “Some people label me as a Marxist professorthat is too rigid a definition for what I would argue is a complex set of beliefs I have about Marxism, Socialism, Capitalism. Marxist professor doesnt do it … You asked me about Marxism and I said well, I really wouldnt exactly call myself a Marxist professor because the reason I wouldnt do that is because Marxism has been interpreted in so many different ways. There are some terrible, terrible people who have called themselves Marxist and I dont want to be associated with them. But on the other hand, Marx himself, and Engels, they were two of the most brilliant thinkers of modern times.” That terrible, terrible people who have called themselves Marxist, and we dont want to be associated with them. are the stupid lefts and now lets take a look at some of their horrible mistakes.

Elections and Lifelong Presidents

Some stupid lefts say: “Chavez is not dictator; A dictatorship does not have elections! He just can stand for election each time there is an election !! ” But these stupid lefts have forgotten that Mubarak, Gaddafi, Saddam, Khamenei, Bastard Assad, and the majority of modern dictators have election in their countries. Saddam was the president, and he stood in the elections, and always won the election. Mubarak was the president, and he stood in the elections, and always won the election. Bastard Assad and Castro are the president, and they stand in the elections, and always win the election. And Chavez and Mr. shit (In fact Khamenei) are the president, and they stand in the elections, and always win the election. Are you blind, stupid lefts ? The modern dictators are not stupid like you, and they don’t say: “Oh, dear people, I’m a brutal dictator and I want to f-u-c-k you”. But always they says : “I’m your president, I’m your leader. You voted me, You elected me. I always stand in the elections, and you always elect me. I’m your servant, and you are my masters.” But the stupid lefts that live in the free countries, i.e. countries that are more free than Iran, Venezuela, Cuba, China, etc, think that the symbolic election is enough. The symbolic election deceives the stupid lefts. But the symbolic election means a “systematic election fraud, a systematic deceit.” A lifelong president, Mubarak or Chavez, who stand in every symbolic election, and win every election, is not the president of a Republic system. He is a Shah or tyrant of a Monarchy system .

Power = Corruption

The unlimited power is equal to unlimited corruption, and it’s the most important lesson of the world history. But the stupid lefts don’t understand it. They don’t understand that we must limit all the powers, and there is no good or divine power Khomeini and Khamenei, and other stupid Islamists said that the Mullahs are not corrupt people, and they are god people, and they have divine power. They said that the Mullahs are not like other corrupt politicians that are hypocrite and tell lie. They said that the Mullahs are honest and good politicians, and could rule without any limit. But the Mullahs were like other human being, and maybe more corrupt and more stupid than ordinary politicians. Every politicians should rule for a limited time. And this limited time should not be more than 10 years, under any condition. Ten years should be the upper limit, and no one should be a president, leader, or prime minister for more than 10 years Castro and Gaddafi, or Chavez and Mubarak, have not any significant difference with each other. Mubarak was a pro-US, but Chavez is an anti-US. That’s all. But they are the same in other characteristics. Gaddafi is in power for than 40 years, Castro is in power for more than 40 years, Khamenei is in power for more than 20 years, Chavez is in power for more than 13 years, Mubarak was in power for more than 30 years, etc. The lifelong presidents/leaders stand in the elections, and always win the elections. But it’s needless to say that their elections are symbolic elections, with a lot of election fraud.

The stupid lefts say: “Look at the UK system. The same prime minister can stay in power for a very long time and multiple elections. In the case of the US it is the same party that can stay in power over multiple elections.” Yes, the UK system is not perfect and has many serious problems. The British prime ministers must rule in a limited time. But we don’t have any British prime minister that ruled more than 12 years. The UK has a long history of parliamentary democracy, and is the world’s oldest parliamentary democracy. We should not compare the UK with Iran or Venezuela. The British people have fought against tyranny since the 16th century, and if any one, absolutely any one, wants to become a tyrant, like Castro or Chavez, in the UK, then the whole British nation would f-u-c-k him. The tyranny has been dead in the UK. Of course the UK has many serious problems in its democracy, and they must improve it ASAP. In the case of the US, the two party system is the most important American problem. But every one, and every party can stand in the American presidential election, and there is no limit. If any one could win the election, even an independent person, s/he becomes the president. There is no limit. But the media power and the power of money encourage the people to vote either Democrats or Republicans. It’s a voluntary act, not a mandatory task, that Americans vote either Democrats or Republicans. If one day they decide to vote a third party, they would get rid of their stupid traditional politicians, and many things could change inside the US.

Enemy of my enemy is not my friend

The stupid lefts think that all things that are related to the US, and all people and countries that are friend of the US are bad, and instead, all people and countries that are enemy of the US are good. It’s really a horrible mistake. It’s too naive to think in this way. Yes, Capitalism is bad and evil, but Communism and Totalitarianism are bad and evil, too. In fact, the Totalitarianism and Dictatorship are the great evil, even when they were the enemy of the US or Capitalism. The Capitalism and the majority of American politicians are bad and the enemy of the truth, but Chavez of Venezuell, Khamenei and Islamists of Iran, Castro of Cuba, Communists of China, Putin of Russia, Morales of Bolivia, and other stupid tyrants of other countries, who are the enemy of the US, are worst than the US. In fact, the enemy of my enemy is no my friend, and maybe s/he could be the bigger enemy of us, like what we experience it in Iran

Stupid lefts don’t deserve what they have

The stupid lefts say: “Have you been to Venezuela, have you spoken to ordinary people? By ordinary I mean any of the 99% of the population !! that have an income of less then a few hundred dollars a month !!” No, we have not been to Venezuela, but we live inside Iran. We know how wrong is this stupid “99%” thing. We know that the Iranian Proletariat , are a very tiny minority. By the Proletariat , we mean the illiterate and stupid workers or farmers. The educated and literate skilled or semi-skilled workers, i.e. the Middle Class, are the majority in Iran. But the stupid lefts call them “the Bourgeoisie” And the stupid war between the Proletariat and the Bourgeoisie, and the stupid concept of the Proletariat’s Dictatorship are one of the most stupid concepts in the human history and we would write more about it later.

The stupid lefts in the western countries, that unfortunately are the majority of the western intellects, don’t deserve what they have. They should be forced to go and live in Iran, or Syria, or Cuba, or Venezuela, or Libya, etc and then they really understand the meaning of their stupid ideals. You love a tyrant like Hugo Chavez, that’s OK, but you must live in Venezuela or you must live in Iran. under the religious tyranny . You could not live in a free country and then bullshit us about the tyranny and the tyrant. We, i.e. the people who hate the tyranny, but we are forced to live under tyranny, must be able to go to the free world and live there. And the western lefts, who love dictatorship and a tyrant like Hugo Chavez, must be forced to live in Venezuela, Iran, Syria, Cuba, etc The world could be a better place, if all people live in where they deserve, not where they were born. We really need a world without any border, and any visa. A world that all people live in where they deserve, not where they were born .

Keyhan, Khamenei, and Mr. shit

April 21, 2011

Yesterday, Keyhan started a new project. Keyhan is the Iranian “Pravda”. Pravda was the official newspaper of the Communist Party of USSR, and Keyhan is the offical newspaper of Khamenei’s office. What Keyhan said yesterday, could show us the new Khamenei’s project, because as the Mullahs say: “What Keyhan says is the Khamenei’s words”. In fact, Keyhan always shows us behind the scenes. Yesterday, Keyhan had an unprecedented headline : “ The Leader of Revolution didn’t allow the government (Mr. shit) to Dethrone Moslehi ” Apparently Khamenei and his strategists want to get rid of Mr. shit. They can see and predict their downfall, and want to prevent it. But it’s too late. This stupid act had to be done in 2009. Now it’s too late. Now all Iranians know that the main dictator and the main problem of Iran is Khamenei, not Mr. shit or any other stupid person in the regime. After those brutal killing, torturing, raping, and beating, Iranians know their main enemy. They know the Mullah’s regime is unchangeable. The eight years of Khatami’s presidency showed them the truth. Now they are sure that they should topple Khamenei and his regime, if they really want the freedom and democracy. They know that if they want to live a normal life, and if they want to have a normal economic situation, they should get rid of Khamenei and the Islamic regime very soon. The sooner, the better. Khamenei’s new project just could deceive Khatami and Khatamists, who are very disgraced and discredited inside Iran. In fact, Khamenei’s new project has been failed in its first steps. It’s too late, Mr. stupid great leader. It’s too late. Just take a look at the world history. Or at least take a look at your dear friends Gaddafi and Bastard Assad. If they could save themselves, then you could do the same for yourself.

The Last Play of Khamenei

April 21, 2011

In the recent days, Khamenei and Mr. shit, i.e. the coup’s president, performed a very funny play. This funny play had seven Acts, and now we want to take a look at these seven Acts. It looks like an imaginary situation, but the reality is not very different. The reality is really like the following imaginary seven Acts:

Act 1 : Inside Mr. shit’s Cabinet

Mr. shit :“I’m the president. Hey, Moslehi, who allows you to ignore my order? I show you that …” Moslehi : I’m a Mullah, and Agha (our lord, i.e. Khamenei) has appointed me. I’m Agha’s minister of Intelligence and national security. I just obey Agha’s order (Khamenei’s order). Watch your mouth” Mr. shit : “You threaten me, f-u-c-k-er. you, a Basiji rapist. you think you are somebody. the poor Mullah. I appointed you. who knows you? f-u-c-k-er. you think that you can threaten me …” Daneshjoo : “Dear president, relax. Please forgive him. Moslehi apologizes for his behaviors. Please forgive him. he is stupid, but you are our master, our dear president” Moslehi : “Shut up Daneshjoo, Mr. fake Ph.D. All Iranians know that your Ph.D. is a fake. Shut your mouth, idiot lair. If I want to offer my apology, I could do it by myself. I don’t need you, Mr. minister of High Education” Daneshjoo : “How dare you. Dear Mr. shit, don’t you want to tell him something? “Mr. shit : “When I told you that Moslehi should go, you say not. From now on, he is not a member of my Cabinet. Get out of here, little f-u-c-k-er” Moslehi : “When Agha (Khamenei) order me, I leave here” Mr. shit : “Throw him out .. “I’m Agha’s minister” … ha ha” Moslehi :” I’m Agha’s minister. Mr. Vahidi, you are Agha’s minister, too. You should say something” Vahidi : “As the minister of defense, I’m surely an Agha’s soldier. But we should not forget that Agha supported Mr. shit in his military coup. We know the truth, so don’t be stupid, dear friends. All of us know the truth about, for instance about Mr. Daneshjoo’s fake Ph.D . but we should remain faithful soldiers” Daneshjoo : “What you means by referring to me. Oh my heart, oh my heaaaaaartMr. shit :“Call a doctor. he died.” Moslehi : “We have a doctor here, Mr. Shariatmadari’s wife, the minister of Health. Sister, could you do something for him” Shariatmadari’s wife :“Oh, no … he is a man, and I’m a woman. No, it’s impossible. Of course, I have forgotten some of my university’s lessons. but … but …” Mr. shit : “She is one of us, like the rest of us. Call a real doctor. A real doctor form the ministry of Health. Do we have any real doctor there? or all of them are like us? check it very soon.”

Act 2 : Inside Hospital

After an hour, finally they could find a real doctor and he treated Daneshjoo. Now Mr. shit says to Moslehi: “My brother, I accept your resignation, I’m really sorry. You were my real friend and my real supporter. So I appoint you as my advisor.” Moslehi: “But … but … Ah my heart … my heaaaaaaaart … don’t call any real or fake doctor … Just call Agha’s office … I need Agha … Ah, Aghaaaaaaa”

Act 3 : Inside Khamenei’s Office

Moslehi weeps like a stupid child. He says: “Oh, Agha, Mr. shit fired me … I want my job back … I want my job” Khamenei: “Don’t cry, idiot. You are my son’s puppet. Hey, Hejazi, call that little piece of shit, immediately.” And some minutes later Khamenei is on the telephone and talks to Mr shit: “Why do you fire Moslehi? He is my minister.” Mr shit: “But Agha, he insulted you and he disgraced all of us by his behaviors.” Khamenei: “I know him and I know you. I know that he has many weak points, like you and your cabinet. He is like you all.” Mr. shit: “But Agha, he is a Zionist and works for Zionists.” Khamenei: “Who says he is a Zionist? He is the head of our Intelligence Service, he is a Mullah”. Mr. shit: “But he works for Zionists … I will come there, and show you my documents. Please wait a minute, I will be there very soon, bye for now”.

Act 5 : Inside Mr. shit’s Office

Mr. shit: “I showed the secret documents to Agha. But he has not answered yet. I think he would accept them.” Mashaee: “As your right-hand man, I should say that we should officially declare that Moslehi has resigned and you have accepted his resignation.” Mr. shit: “I did it yesterday. But Agha’s men in Agha’s office, said: ” Agha has said that Moslehi should return to the Cabinet”. This tactic, has disarmed us.” Mashaee: “But it’s not an official order. We could ignore it” Mr. shit: “OK. I declare that Moslehi is not my minister, again.”

Act 6 : Inside Khamenei’s Office

Moslehi: “Agha, Mr. shit has said that I’m not the minister. what did you tell him about me? I want my job …” Khamenei: “Don’t cry again, idiot. I should show this little piece of shit that I’m the boss, and he must obey my orders.” Hey, Hejazi, bring me a piece of paper”. And After an hour Khamenei says: “Hey, Moslehi come on. It’s my letter for you. I said that you are my minister. Are you happy now?” Moslehi: “Yes, thanks. Now I get my great job back.” Khamenei: “Hey, Hejazi, call Keyhan. I want to talk to Shariatmadari”. Some minutes later Khamenei is on the telephone and talks to Shariatmadari: “You should show this little piece of shit that who I am. Show him who is the boss. We should prepare the situation for xxyxx him. We should prepare for the xzzzzx operation, too. Do you understand the codes?” Shariatmadari: “Yes, Agha”

Act 7 : Inside Keyhan’s Office

Shariatmadari: “Agha has said that we should prepare the situation for the final acts about Mr. shit. Prepare our classic themes. He is a Zionist and works for Zionists. But no, at first it’s better we say that his men and especially his right-hand man, Mashaee, is a Zionist and works for Zionists. Come on stupid journalists. come on. we have a lot of works. After doing your drugs, then try to write some lines for the tomorrow newspaper. Ali, where is my drugs? I should do drugs, I badly need it now.” And after 6 hours, and after doing a lot of drugs, Keyhan’s headline becomes : The Leader of Revolution did not allow the government to Dethrone Moslehi