Nowruz and Iranian Foods

March 21, 2011

Iranian Culture like other culture have its pros and cons. We have many criticisms of Iranian Culture, but without any doubt Iranian Foods are the most delicious part of Iranian Culture! Iranians have a very good taste for foods, and it has a root in the ancient history. Iranian Foods are among the best in the world, delicious and proper for any international taste.


Iranians should get rid of Islamic regime and then try to develop and boost tourism. One of the most important tourist attraction of Iran, is the Iranian foods. We think that countries like Iran, Italy, France, the US, etc. have a very good taste for foods. But Iran, because of f-u-c-k-ing Mullahs, is not part of international community and could not show the world its culture and legacy.


Sabzi-Polo , that is a dish of rice, chopped herbs, and fish. In Persian, Sabz means Green, and Sabzi can refer to herbs or vegetables. “Polo” is a style of cooked rice, known in English as pilaf. Iranians traditionally eat Sabzi Polo with “white fish” for lunch on Nowruz, with their family and relatives.


Ajil is probably the most common snack enjoyed and offered in Persian homes. It is served alone alongside fresh fruit, sweets, tea, sherbet, and sometimes liquor on a wide variety of occasions: parties, casual meetings, picnics, new year ceremonies, Haft Sinn, etc. Some like to carry Ajil along to eat as they go for a stroll, wait in lines, or attend the movies. The afternoon snack (Tanaqqolat) of Naser-al-din Shah Qajar included Ajil of thirteen different items, each in a separate bowl!


Cholo Kebab is the most famous Iranian food. It could be a national food. Cholo Kebab has some different kind, like Koubideh, Barg, Soltani, etc. “Cholo” is a synonym of “Polo”! (Of course they have a little technical difference!, but for us that eat them, they are alike!). Every Iranian and non-Iranian that we see, love Cholo Kebeb. If Iranians have a little international power, Cholo Kebab could be an international food, more famous and more delicious than Hamburger or Pizza.


All people love Cholo-Kabab, even little kids ! You should try it.

Iranian Declaration of Independence

March 21, 2011

Iranian Declaration of Independence form Theocracy, Monarchy, and All kinds of Tyranny

[In Memory of “Declaration of Independence” wrote by Thomas Jefferson and confirmed by Congress in July 4, 1776. In fact, we change this historical document a little, for Iran and Iranians]

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are born equal, that they have certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, having its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these Theocracy and Monarch; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present Velayat-e Faqih, and of course the past Shah, is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over Iran/Persia. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

The dictator (Mullah, Shah, etc) has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his President, Parliament, and Guardian Council to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has been responsible for many electoral frauds, and also a widespread electoral fraud in Presidential Election that hold on June 12, 2009. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies [Sepah and Basij] without the Consent of our people. He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to the Civil Power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their acts of pretended legislation.

For quartering large bodies of armed troops [Sepah and Basij] among us :
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from Punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these cities in Iran:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world :
For imposing religious laws on us without our Consent :
For depriving us in all cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury :
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offenses:
For abolishing the free System of Civil Laws in our country, establishing an Arbitrary government, and imposing the Primitive System of Islamic Laws
For taking away our Civil Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally, the Forms of the Modern Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with Power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever:

The dictator has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Islamic Mercy! and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas and our oil, ravaged our Coasts and natural resource, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large armies of domestic and foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has tortured our fellow Citizen taken captive on the street, home, news agency, opposition political party office, and etc. just for protesting to his illegal acts. He has killed our fellow Citizen, innocent men and women on the streets, just for using of their civil rights and civil protest. He has endeavored to bring on our frontiers, War and Hostility. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Mullah, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connection and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, do, in the name of the good People of Iran, solemnly publish and declare, That our country is, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent State; that is Absolved from all Allegiance to the Mullahs, and the Monarchists and their British and American Masters

Iranian Axis of Evil

March 21, 2011

“Iranian Axis of Evil” could be a good and funny term for referring to the most reactionary Iranian groups and their leaders. Iranian Axis of Evil, or the triangle of evil, are: 1-Khamenei 2-Reza Pahlavi 3-Rajavi. These three bastards are the leaders of the most reactionary Iranians, i.e. Islamists, Monarchists, and Islamist-Communists! There are some interesting points about these three groups and their leaders:

– All of them are a tiny minority inside Iran.
– All of them have just foreign support. The US & UK support them.
– More than 90% of Iranians inside Iran, hate these bastards.
– All of them are corrupt, charlatan, reactionary and brutal.
– All of them have betrayed their country for money.
– All of them pretend that the majority of Iranians support them!
– All of them pretend that they want freedom and democracy.
– All of them think that the youth are as foolish as them.
– All of these three bastards, are dictator.
– All of these three bastards, are dead clown in Iran.
– All of these three bastards have a f-u-c-k-ing noble title.
– Khamenei is “Imam”, Pahlavi is “Shah”, Rajavi is “big brother”.

Shame on them all

Obama’s Nowruz message

March 21, 2011

Obama has sent a Nowruz message for Iranians , that is not as dreadful as his message in 2009. But it’s not enough at all. He says (our comments come in parenthesis): “I believe that there are certain values that are universal — the freedom of peaceful assembly and association; the ability to speak your mind and choose your leaders (really?!) … The same forces of hope that swept across Tahrir Square were seen in Azadi Square in June of 2009. (but you, motherf-u-c-k-er, did not support it like Egypt) And just as the people of the region have insisted that they have a choice in how they are governed, so do the governments of the region have a choice in their response (really? so what you, all motherf-u-c-k-er western leaders, do in the UN, if tyrants want to kill the people?). So far, the Iranian government has responded by demonstrating that it cares far more about preserving its own power than respecting the rights of the Iranian people. (really? finally you find the truth?! No, it’s impossible !) For nearly two years, there has been a campaign of intimidation and abuse ( But just look at yourself, what did you do to help Iranians, motherf-u-c-k-er?).Young and old; men and women; rich and poor — the Iranian people have been persecuted. Hundreds of prisoners of conscience are in jail (thousands, not hundreds, Mr. stupid). The innocent have gone missing. Journalists have been silenced. Women tortured. Children sentenced to death (Shame on you that you know the truth, but shut your f-u-c-k-ing mouth) The world has watched these unjust actions with alarm (really?! finally you wake up. you were slept “Eyes Wide Shut”). We have seen Nasrin Sotoudeh jailed for defending human rights; Jaffar Panahi imprisoned and unable to make his films; Abdolreza Tajik thrown in jail for being a journalist. The Bahai community and Sufi Muslims punished for their faith; Mohammad Valian, a young student, sentenced to death for throwing three stones. (Shame on you that you know the truth, but shut your f-u-c-k-ing mouth ) These choices do not demonstrate strength, they show fear. (really?! finally you find the truth?! no, it’s impossible! ) For it is telling when a government is so afraid of its own citizens that it won’t even allow them the freedom to access information or to communicate with each other.(But motherf-u-c-ker what you did about it ?) But the future of Iran will not be shaped by fear. The future of Iran belongs to the young people — the youth who will determine their own destiny (but your f-u-c-ked the youth’s hope). Over 60% of the Iranian people were born after 1979. You are not bound by the chains of the past — the distracting hatred of America that will create no jobs or opportunity; the rigid and unaccountable government; the refusal to let the Iranian people realize their full potential for fear of undermining the authority of the state. (but Motherfucker what did you do, except shutting your f-u-c-king mouth until now?!) Instead, you — the young people of Iran — carry within you both the ancient greatness of Persian civilization, and the power to forge a country that is responsive to your aspirations. Your talent, your hopes, and your choices will shape the future of Iran, and help light the world . And though times may seem dark, I want you to know that I am with you. (really?! If you were with us, you didn’t send two secret letters to Khamenei and didn’t shut your f-u-c-k-ing mouths in 2009, and in the last two months) On this day — a celebration that serves as a bridge from the past to the future — I would like to close with a quote from the poet Simin Behbahani — a woman who has been banned from travelling beyond Iran, even though her words have moved the world: “Old, I may be, but, given the chance, I will learn. I will begin a second youth alongside my progeny. I will recite the Hadith of love of country with such fervor as to make each word bear life.” (Motherfucker, Simin Behbahani is a woman but she has more balls than you; she fight against the religious tyranny and Monarchist tyranny, but you and VOA support both of the Islamist thugs/rapists and the Monarchists . Shame on you)”

In 2009, Obama sent a dreadful Nowruz message to Iranians he said: “In particular, I would like to speak directly to the people and leaders of the Islamic Republic of Iran !!! … Indeed, you will be celebrating your New Year in much the same way that we Americans mark our holidays — by gathering with friends and family, exchanging gifts and stories, and looking to the future with a renewed sense of hope … So in this season of new beginnings I would like to speak clearly to Iran’s leaders !!! We have serious differences that have grown over time. My
administration is now committed to diplomacy
that addresses the full range of issues before us, and to pursuing constructive ties among the United States, Iran and the international community. This process will not be advanced by threats. We seek instead engagement that is honest and grounded in mutual respect … The US wants the Islamic Republic of Iran to take its rightful place in the community of nations. You have that right — but it comes with real responsibilities, and that place cannot be reached through terror or arms … So on the occasion of your New Year, I want you, the people and leaders of Iran !!! , to understand the future that we seek … There are those who insist that we be defined by our differences. But let us remember the words that were written by the poet Saadi, so many years ago: “The children of Adam are limbs to each other, having been created of one essence.” Actually parts of these massage are good, but as a whole, it’s very dreadful. Obama showed clearly that he wanted to make deal with Khamenei, the leader. And it was just some two months before the bloody coup. In fact, Khamenei got the White House signals, and launched the bloody coup