VOA and Monarchists

March 19, 2011

Apparently VOA should always be VOM , i.e. Voice of Mullahs, or Voice of Monarchists. For the majority of Iranians that live in Iran, we included, Monarchists are the same as Mullahs and Basijis. Recently “Ramin Asgard”, or actually the State Department, wants to support Monarchists. In the recent days, they make use of “Reza Pahlavi” in their programs, and this stupid bastard says bullshit like what Khomenei said in France 1978. The stupid “Reza Pahlavi” wants Monarchy, not the Republic and Democracy. His stupid tactics are exactly the same as Khomeini’s tactic. In 1978, Khomeini said that Islam is pro-democracy, and he wanted democracy and freedom for Iran. Khomeini said that he would went to Qom, after returning to Iran, and the people could choose their own government. And now the stupid Reza Pahlavi wants to repeat the history, but he doesn’t know that this time, we will see a comedy, not a tragedy.

The stupid “Reza Pahlavi” says (in VOA) that he prefers Monarchy, and wants to be “Father of Iran” !!!. The majority of Iranians that live in Iran (certainly more than 90%) says: “Hey you, motherf-u-c-k-e-r, fatherf-u-c-k-e-r, we don’t need any Father. The Father f-u-c-k our Mother (Iran)!! each day and night “. The stupid “Reza Pahlavi” says (in VOA): “Please make me a king, I promise that I will transfer all my power to the parliament !!” This is not joke. This stupid bastard thinks that Iranians who live in Iran, are like those stupid Iranian expats that live in the US. They have donkey’s brain (or as Iranians says: “They have eaten Maghz Khar [donkey’s brain] ). The stupid and reactionary Iranian expats and Reza Pahlavi think that we are as reactionary and stupid as them. Of course, he knew that if he clearly declares that he wants to revive the Monarchy again, then the people would tear him to shreds. The majority of Iranians say: “ Motherf-u-c–k-e-r, you say that you want to transfer your powers to the parliament! .. Is it a joke? or Do you think we have we eaten Maghz Khar (donkey’s brain) like you ?! … No, you and your friends have eaten Maghz Khar (donkey’s brain), the stupid bastards. Go f-u-c-k yourself, motherf-u-c-k-e-r. Our motherland (Iran) doesn’t need any father. The stupid fatherfu-c-k-e-r “. The stupid Monarchists are masterpiece of reactionary, and even living in the US could not change these stupid bastards. Almost all of them are old people. The younger generation of Iranian-Americans are like their counterparts in Iran. The older generation of Iranians -Islamists, Monarchists, Communists, Rajavists, etc.- are the main cause of our f-u-c-k-ing problems. Unfortunately they could not change themselves and their reactionary thoughts, and apparently only their death could save Iran and Iranians.

It’s so obvious that reactionary Iranians, i.e. Mullah, Mojahed, Monarchist , etc. are a very tiny minority in Iran, but the foreign powers support these bastards. Apparently the US politicians should always be ultra-stupid bastards. They don’t support the ordinary Iranians and protesters, but they support the stupid PMOI or Monarchists. Shame on them all. Shame on VOA. But all the western bastards should know that we are not like our stupid fathers and mothers. We believe in what Karl Popper (1902-1994), said in his masterpiece “The Open Society and Its Enemies (1945) “. We know that the enemies of the open society want to destroy the freedom and democracy in the name of freedom and democracy. The majority of Iranians hate “Hezbollahi, “Sabzollahi”, “Rajaviollahi” and “Shahollahi “. They say: “ Death to Dictator — Shah, Mullah, or Doctor

And finally we should say to the stupid VOA: “If you think the Monarchy is good, please try to change the system of the US, and establish a Monarchy system there, if you dare. We are sure that the US has more Monarchists than Iran. VOA should say about the Monarchy in the US, and should try to establish a Monarchy in the US. And we should congratulate to VOA in advance, for all their heroic reactionary efforts.” The motherf-u-c-k-e-r bastards.

Ancient Nowruz in Iran

March 19, 2011

The ancient Nowruz, or “New Day”, that also spells “Norouz”, “Norooz”, “Noruz”, etc, is a very old tradition in Iran or Persia. Preparation for the Nowruz begins early in March with sprouting of Sabzeh (lentil, wheat, or barley seeds) and a thorough Khane Tekani (House Cleaning). The former harks back to the agrarian background of the Iranian tribes that celebrated the main transitions in the climate that dictated the dynamics of their lives. The latter, which entails washing carpets, painting the house, and cleaning the yard and the attic, stems from the Zoroastrians’ preoccupation with cleanliness as a measure for keeping Evil away from the kingdom of Good. Symbolically, Khane Tekani signals to the spirits of the ancestors that their kin are ready and willing to entertain them. In other words, they are invited to descend on their previous homes to help them nourish the growth of the Sabzeh, the main source of their sustenance which has been depleted during the long and cold days of winter.


The sprouting of seeds and house cleaning are followed by Kharid-i Nowruzi (Nowruz Shopping) . Everyone must be measured and outfitted with new clothes, shoes, etc. At the end a trip must be made to the bank for acquiring shiny, new coins and crisp, fresh banknotes to give out as Eydi (Nowruz Gift).


One of the old and most popular Bazaar in the days before Nowruz is Tajrish Street Market . Last year, Khamenei’s thugs forbade all Street Markets, especially in Tajrish, and Tajrish Sq. was not like the past years. This year again the Mullahs and Khamenei’s dogs/thugs have forbidden Tajrish Street Market. But Tajrish Street Market is an interesting legacy and Mullahs could not abolish it. The people would topple the Islamic regime in 1390, and get back all their Persian legacies.


At Sal Tahvil , that means the hour during which the old year ends and the new year begins, the family members all dressed in their best, sit around the Nowruz table, Haft Sinn , and eagerly await the announcement of the exact time of vernal equinox over TV. After the time is announced, each member kisses the other and wishes a Happy Nowruz. All family members exchange Nowruz greetings, “Eide Shoma Mubarak!” or “Sale now Mubarak” (like “Mubarak” in Egypt !, that mean “Congratulate” in Persian). Elders give gifts to younger members. Sal Tahvil is a most crucial moment in the life of the family, especially with regard to forgiving past failings, putting away petty frictions that would otherwise fester into conflicts, and looking forward to more constructive relations. Several beliefs related to Sal Tahvil are interesting. The first person who enters the house after Sal Tahvil might decide the good or bad fortune that would visit the house in the next year. Often a member of the family known to be blessed with good fortune is sent out to become the first visitor. (It’s needless to say that many people prefer to not do this very risky job !!! ) Even the place where the individual is at Sal Tahvil is significant in that he or she might be stuck to that or a similar location for the entire duration of the coming year !!!

After Sal Tahvil Did va Bazdid begins, i.e. the rounds of visits to neighbors, relatives, and friends begin. Each visit (Diid) is reciprocated (Bazdid). Typically, the youth will visit the elders first (Didd), and the elders return their visit later (Bazdid). The visits naturally have to be relatively short, otherwise one will not be able to visit everybody on their list. A typical visit is around 30 minutes. Because of the house visits, you make sure you have a sufficient supply of pastry, cookies, fresh and dried fruits and special nuts on hand, as you typically serve your visitors with these items with tea or sherbet. The rounds of visitations might last as long as thirteen days

For further reading:

[1] Iranica Encyclopedia
[2] Zarathusahtrian Assembly
[3] The Circle of Ancient Iranian Studies

The Last day of 1389

March 19, 2011

Sunday, 20th March, is the last day of the year 1389. As we said before the Persian Year is changed at the first day of Spring, the first day of Farvardin Iranians are ready to say goodbye to the f-u-c-k-ing year 1389, and say hello to 1390 and a new decade, 1390s. The majority of Iranians call 1390 : “The last year of Khamenei, the last year of Mullahs

New year in Iran, and in Iranian ancient traditions, doesn’t start at a fix time. In the West, the new year starts at 12am of the first day of January. But in Iran, the time is not fixed, because the exact time of vernal equinox is not fixed. This year, the 1390 will start at the 2:41am of Monday, 21st March 2011 (Iran time zone is GMT+3:30), i.e. at the midnight. And the people would be very sleepy (and some groups want to sleep!) before their Haft Sinn! Last year, the 1389 started at 8:52pm. In fact, as a convention, for each year we should add about 6 hours to the previous time. And in this way, the 1391 will start at about 8:30am. This variable time could has its pros and cons.

1389 was a shitty year!, both in personal and social aspects. 1389 was a dreadful year for many Iranians, we included. In 1389, Mullahs cut the subsidies and fucked the economy more than before. In 1389, the Green Movement died and Mullahs did what they wanted to do, but at the last months, a new movement was born, a popular movement that wants to topple the Islamic regime and Mullahs. In 1389, Iranians could understand and saw how the stupid Iranian Journalists and bastard Islamist oppositions have betrayed their trusts 1389 was the last shitty year, of a shitty decade. The 1380s were decade of the death of Islamic reform and Islamist reformist. And it was an expensive mistake, but a good thing for Iran and Iranians.

Another year passed. One year ago, who could thought that the f-u-c-k-ing world’s order would be fucked up like what we can see now. The world always changes, and we should try to do something and have an effect in this world, until we are alive. We hope that in 1390, all Islamic and savage dictators, especially Khamenei, Gaddafi, BasharAsad, and Saudi Shah, will be f-u-c-ked up.